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‎NETFLIX 呈献

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‎我得告诉你 我真的喜欢它 因为…

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‎你在看什么？

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‎有一对老夫妇

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‎在路中间接吻

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‎其实不是接吻 是在亲热

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‎给他们一点私人空间

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‎替我问候你父母

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‎再见

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‎-快告诉我们
‎-没什么好说的

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‎吃点吧 利昂 拜托了
‎昨天你就吃了 当时…

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‎利昂 你就…

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‎我不想吃奶酪

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‎奶酪很好吃的 只有奶酪可以吃

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‎不 奶酪 你必须吃奶酪

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‎妈 把电视调小声点 我求你了
‎我脑子都被吵晕了

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‎不可以玩恐龙 我们在吃早餐呢

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‎年轻的王子来了

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‎刷牙了吗？

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‎王子第一个起床 而且昨晚很辛苦

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‎是啊 别跟我说你在学习

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‎真好笑

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‎对我做的事感兴趣吗？

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‎再吃三块

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‎我感兴趣

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‎我今天不能去买东西了

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‎-会在学校待到比较晚
‎-好的 我教完补习班去买

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‎可以买点尿布和牛奶吗？

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‎记住 尿布要五号 牛奶要三号

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‎-别搞反了
‎-妈 帮帮你的孙子吧

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‎-好的
‎-谢谢

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‎汤没了

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‎-这是什么？
‎-免得你又忘了

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‎这算是对我的惩罚吗？

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‎我不想看到你跑两趟

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‎-再见 我走了
‎-再见

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‎-还欠我65下
‎-她打你

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‎-再见！
‎-再见

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎-再见
‎-雅内克 三明治！

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‎儿子！

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‎居然还有我的勺子

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‎不要踩急刹 我快吐了

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‎要不我来开吧？

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‎这次又不是我的错

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‎好了 别生气了

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‎我会把你平平安安地送到的

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‎你会喝几杯可口的咖啡
‎开几个愉快的会议

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‎晚上回家享受天伦之乐

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‎这话居然出自你的口

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‎-早上好
‎-早上好

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‎-早上好
‎-早上好

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‎开饭了

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‎开饭了

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‎开饭了

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‎胡比

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‎“每个人都会‘葱拜’

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‎我们只能选择葱拜的对象”

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‎-是“崇拜”
‎-崇拜

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‎尼克

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‎“如果你崇拜金钱和物质

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‎如果你从金钱和物质中
‎寻找人生的意义

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‎那么你永远不会知足

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‎永远都觉得不够

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‎-这是失实”
‎-“事实”

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‎小猴

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‎“在某种程度上

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‎对此我们早已知晓

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‎作为神话

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‎谚语

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‎俗…

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‎俗…”

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‎俗语

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‎俗语

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‎俗语

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‎俗语

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‎可以请你站起来吗？

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‎你好像病了
‎要我帮你叫辆出租车吗？

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‎好啊

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎-再见
‎-谢谢 再见

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎（嘿 乔）

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‎（你是谁？）

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‎（你完蛋了）

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‎进来！

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‎应该不用再搅了

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‎马切克

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‎我叫你来 是为了鸽子的事

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‎你在打哑谜

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‎你搞得操场上到处都是鸽子粪

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‎清洁工不想跟在你后面打扫了

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‎你当上校长之前
‎操场上就到处是鸽子粪

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‎现在得改改了

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‎马切克 拜托了

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‎从现在起 别再喂它们了

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‎如果是我 办公室不会这样装修

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‎这样会毁掉视力的

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‎就像我那些学生一样
‎整天刷脸书或玩游戏

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‎我经常对他们说：
‎“有空就出去走走

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‎呼吸新鲜空气
‎那个小屏幕会让你们疯掉的”

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‎你该去教体育
‎而不是屠宰动物和肉类卫生

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‎-听到了吗？
‎-别

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‎以前扔个球给孩子们就行了

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‎现在我得跟在他们后面跑

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‎我听说你在课堂上拥抱了我女儿

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‎我自有道理

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‎最近过得怎么样？

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‎还行

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‎真的吗？

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‎你看起来不健康

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‎健康的人是什么样？

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‎你需要睡眠充足
‎远离兴奋物质 保持微笑

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‎说得好！

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‎放松

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‎对声音敏感吗？

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‎是的

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‎耳朵痛？

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‎嗯 好像是的

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‎最近感染过疱疹病毒吗？

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‎不知道 应该没有

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‎会不会是多发性硬化？

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‎为什么会这样想？

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‎懂了 你上网搜的

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‎我们还要照个CT

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‎给妈妈一个惊喜

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‎带她去克丽西亚糕点店吧

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‎特惠活动 仅此一天 一杯浓咖啡

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‎和一个奶油蛋糕 只要十块

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎听着…邻居们投诉…

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‎你抽大麻和大声放音乐

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‎脱掉衣服

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‎来吧

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‎瞧！看我的腿
‎看见我的腿部动作了吗？瞧

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‎（尼萨先生）

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‎喂 你在干嘛？

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‎喂！别拍我卷大麻行吗？

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‎笑什么？

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‎“别拍我卷大麻”？

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‎把手机给我

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‎如果让你随心所欲地活着

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‎你现在会做什么？

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‎我会吸着大麻

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‎躺在一个欲火中烧的
‎农业技校的老师面前

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‎如果换个略微不同的场景呢？

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‎我的婆婆得了老年痴呆

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‎小儿子快毕业考了
‎大儿子不知道怎么做父亲

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‎我丈夫一团糟

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‎他们需要我 我也需要他们

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‎要是没有他们呢？

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‎那我会孤单

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‎喝光 好吗？

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‎这样大家都开心 帮帮忙好吗？

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‎对 很好 但要喝光

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‎你在干嘛？儿子 我说过别喂他那个

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‎那个…汤里的…那东西

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‎不然他会肚子不舒服

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‎你怎么知道他是肚子疼？

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‎也许他在长牙呢？也许他困了呢？

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‎这种事女人能感觉到

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‎那对于浴室的水槽
‎女人有什么感觉？

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‎你说什么？

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‎你把他怎么了？过来奶奶抱

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‎-要奶奶抱吗？
‎-我去跑步 两小时后回来

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‎那个小魔头已经疯了

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‎家里的其他人也快疯了

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‎拜托你有时间也想想他们

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‎你在帮倒忙！

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‎-雅内克！
‎-真要命！你就不能叫亚当帮忙吗？

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‎也许你应该找亚当帮你
‎好让我去修指甲

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‎-别一副受害者的腔调
‎-好好照着

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‎算了 你走吧 我自己能搞定

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‎不是我倒的

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‎不是我

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‎妈 开门

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‎不 是威特克或亚当那个懒人

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‎是谁并不重要

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‎来吧 我帮你洗个澡就没事了 妈

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‎不是我

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‎妈

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‎妈

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‎他们就不能搬去你父母的公寓吗？

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‎那我去哪儿教补习班？

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‎你还记得…

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‎亚当晚上睡不成觉有多久了吗？

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‎很久了

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‎这次又是什么？癌症还是中风？

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‎你看严重吗？

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‎太棒了

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‎吸烟绝对能治好疑病症

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‎五十步笑一百步

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‎真是不明白

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‎你取笑我就可以

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‎我取笑你 你立马就翻脸

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‎怎么回事？

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‎-是哪个捣蛋鬼写的？
‎-我们来的时候就有了

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‎所以我们完蛋了吗？

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‎（你完蛋了）

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‎好了 去上课 快点！

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‎我说什么来着？再见！

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‎我知道那是开玩笑
‎目的是逗学生们开心

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‎但是有一句说一句

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‎那是搞破坏

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‎如果这所学校还有规矩的话

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‎我们就该揪出那个捣蛋鬼加以惩罚

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‎我已经报警了

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‎警察怎么说？

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‎警察说会派13辆警车过来

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‎还会重新组建镇暴警察

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‎我也不知道
‎我会让清洁工把涂鸦清理掉

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‎如果是我就不会这么做

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‎那就来吧

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‎我的任期还有两年就结束了
‎您可以申请我的职位

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‎-我们什么时候变得这么客气了？
‎-从现在

220
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‎大家别激动

221
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,583
‎也不是什么大事
‎反正我们也做不了什么

222
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:54,125
‎威特克 你完蛋了！你在IG上火了

223
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,416
‎还不到30分钟 点赞就超过300个了

224
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:21,833
‎需要我们送你们一程吗？

225
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,500
‎不用了

226
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,875
‎我们的车能坐下

227
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,833
‎我说了 不用了

228
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:43,166
‎（嘿 乔）

229
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:52,875
‎你站在那个涂鸦前的照片还挺好看的

230
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:54,916
‎你觉得好玩吗？

231
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,166
‎其实也没什么

232
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,708
‎的确没什么 除了我变成了网红

233
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:07,083
‎明天就没人记得了

234
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,250
‎我会记得

235
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,416
‎我也是

236
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,208
‎我也是

237
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,916
‎不过别担心

238
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:26,583
‎本月最惨不忍睹的是我爸
‎戴着“尼萨先生”绶带的样子

239
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:32,625
‎-你脑子坏掉了
‎-没错 那是肯定的

240
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,750
‎-那是什么？
‎-妈 绿灯亮了 快走！

241
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,166
‎只是…

242
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,208
‎一页纸

243
00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,708
‎-嘿 你没事吧？
‎-没事

244
00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:07,833
‎要不我来开吧？

245
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,625
‎-我没事
‎-你有事

246
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,000
‎威特克

247
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:18,958
‎下车

248
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:25,750
‎安全带

249
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:32,583
‎（你会遭报应的）

250
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,375
‎有人

251
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,833
‎妈 别擦窗户了 放着吧

252
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,583
‎你让风刮进来了

253
00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:24,291
‎别说了 让她擦会儿吧

254
00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:28,041
‎可以开饭了吗？

255
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:30,958
‎我要去买东西

256
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:57,458
‎（波兰饺子）

257
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,333
‎威特克！

258
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,083
‎你应该多陪陪妈

259
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:42,625
‎她睡着了

260
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:45,583
‎你看

261
00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:51,000
‎是油

262
00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:52,750
‎什么油？

263
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,583
‎可能是菜籽油

264
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,125
‎她的日子不多了

265
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,083
‎当心

266
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,208
‎妈？

267
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,916
‎你在这里干什么？

268
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,375
‎小声点

269
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,000
‎来吧

270
00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:17,541
‎碗！

271
00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:21,416
‎碗！

272
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:26,250
‎来 吐吧

273
00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:30,250
‎你比他大 应该照顾他才对

274
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,875
‎我能怎么办？

275
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:34,416
‎-那你怎么带孩子？
‎-过来

276
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:38,541
‎吹气

277
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:40,500
‎吹起

278
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,083
‎我都23了 我才不要吹气呢

279
00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:45,458
‎该死 我受不了了

280
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:49,666
‎我忍无可忍了 该死！
‎我们就不能过正常的生活吗？

281
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:53,000
‎你是不是喝酒了？喝高兴了吗？

282
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,000
‎-滚出去！
‎-小声点！

283
00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:59,000
‎-他食物中毒了
‎-是这个房子毒害了他！

284
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,416
‎早上好

285
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,041
‎现在完成时 埃里克斯

286
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,208
‎这已经是水了

287
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:10,208
‎这已经是水了吗？

288
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:11,500
‎（这是水）

289
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,666
‎这还不是水 这还不是水吗？

290
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,958
‎很好 尼克

291
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,708
‎过去将来完成时

292
00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:22,166
‎这将变成水

293
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,458
‎这将不会变成水

294
00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:28,875
‎校长叫你去一趟

295
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:30,583
‎我课间休息时去

296
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,083
‎有急事

297
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:37,875
‎好吧 我走了以后 请写出…

298
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,875
‎过去完成时

299
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,291
‎过去完成进行时

300
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:47,750
‎和将来进行时

301
00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:50,416
‎我马上回来

302
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:56,958
‎乔安娜

303
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:03,333
‎有人想整我们

304
00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:14,916
‎（你妻子在她母亲的公寓里
‎做违法的事）

305
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,375
‎如果你教补习班又不上税的事传出去

306
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,833
‎我也会受牵连

307
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,041
‎进来

308
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:33,291
‎校长 警察来调查那个案子了

309
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,166
‎来得有点早 我怎么跟他们说？

310
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,625
‎让他们等着

311
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:47,750
‎明天学校开展药检

312
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:48,833
‎你没跟我说过

313
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,000
‎你会什么事都跟我说吗？

314
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:55,208
‎你…

315
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:57,625
‎完蛋…

316
00:33:58,666 --> 00:33:59,583
‎了

317
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,041
‎所以…

318
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,833
‎你完蛋了 玛格丽特

319
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:08,250
‎你完蛋了

320
00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,916
‎埃里克斯 你完蛋了吗？

321
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,666
‎我完蛋了吗？

322
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:16,208
‎-卡比
‎-你没有完蛋

323
00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:18,833
‎你没有完蛋

324
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:20,291
‎我们完蛋了

325
00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:22,625
‎我们完蛋了

326
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,958
‎约翰 你完蛋了吗？

327
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,291
‎可是我们完蛋了

328
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:31,166
‎我们完蛋了

329
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,375
‎大声点！

330
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:34,791
‎我们完蛋了！

331
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,583
‎我们完蛋了！

332
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,208
‎我们完蛋…

333
00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:47,041
‎看来我不在的时候 你们都没闲着

334
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,166
‎小猴

335
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,291
‎请上来

336
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,708
‎请大声读出我布置的习题答案

337
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,875
‎我没写

338
00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:14,541
‎为什么没写？

339
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,416
‎我…

340
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:19,875
‎做别的去了

341
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,291
‎你觉得我该怎么做？

342
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:27,958
‎去罢工？

343
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:32,458
‎什么事这么好笑？

344
00:35:37,958 --> 00:35:40,666
‎-听着 你们很快就要…
‎-毕业考了

345
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:42,416
‎我们已经谈过了

346
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:45,541
‎也许我会参加 也许不会

347
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:49,875
‎好吧

348
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,375
‎回去坐下吧

349
00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:55,333
‎我们继续上课

350
00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:13,041
‎小姐 可以邀请你兜风吗？

351
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,208
‎小声点！

352
00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:16,750
‎快来吧

353
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,583
‎不然我会觉得你太多疑了

354
00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:34,041
‎女士们先生们！周四到周六

355
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,166
‎藤艺商店将举办促销活动

356
00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:42,583
‎竹艺产品全场五折

357
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:46,833
‎抱歉

358
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,125
‎你在搞什么？

359
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,250
‎你会把大家吵醒的

360
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,958
‎你这样才会把大家吵醒！

361
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,458
‎什么事都要你说了算 对吧？

362
00:37:57,125 --> 00:38:00,500
‎-如果和我过不下去 就走吧！
‎-想得美

363
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,750
‎你当然知道我想怎样

364
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:04,208
‎别那么夸张

365
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,666
‎你才别夸张！

366
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,291
‎再捏一条蛇怎么样？

367
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:06,375
‎你想再捏一条蛇吗 利昂先生？

368
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,666
‎还有最后一块

369
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,291
‎我们可以捏成小蛇

370
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,291
‎可能会被他吞下去

371
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:15,333
‎当心那些小物件

372
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,500
‎-可能会被宝宝吞下去
‎-我会盯着他的

373
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:22,583
‎-没错 但你会有分神的时候
‎-最近你总是心不在焉的

374
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:26,541
‎我不像你 给你 一个煎饼

375
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:28,416
‎谢谢

376
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,625
‎我把它放在…

377
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,833
‎记住 那个煎饼不能吃

378
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:34,250
‎别以为小孩子什么都不懂

379
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:37,708
‎瞧 你分神了吧
‎他在玩橡皮泥 你看

380
00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:38,916
‎你说你会盯着他的

381
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,916
‎这不是小孩子玩的东西
‎不能在床上玩！

382
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:45,833
‎-为什么？
‎-它是热的 你们坐在羽绒被上

383
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,250
‎沾上了洗不掉

384
00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:50,541
‎-什么羽绒被？
‎-你坐着的这条

385
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:51,750
‎不 这是床单

386
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,416
‎恭喜你词汇量巨大

387
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,083
‎在我看来 这就是羽绒被

388
00:39:57,166 --> 00:40:00,000
‎所以一定要当心橡皮泥

389
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,625
‎沾上了洗不掉

390
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:05,250
‎多看书可以增加词汇量

391
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,083
‎好极了 多看看讲羽绒被的书吧

392
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:17,125
‎怎么了？书在给你打电话吗？

393
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,791
‎瞧 我们可以捏一个大点的

394
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:25,166
‎-快放下橡皮泥吧
‎-到底是谁在玩？是你还是他？

395
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,000
‎是一根棒棒糖！

396
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:31,500
‎放下给谁？
‎以后再玩吗？这是我买的

397
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,750
‎干嘛说是你买的？干嘛提醒他？

398
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:38,916
‎知道我给你买过多少橡皮泥吗？
‎你小时候玩具一大堆

399
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,708
‎-我可从没提醒过你…
‎-我再也不提醒任何人了

400
00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:45,750
‎-你刚才还说是你买给他的
‎-本来就是嘛

401
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:50,000
‎-那你为什么要提醒他？
‎-不如拿去房间玩吧

402
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,916
‎求之不得

403
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,125
‎奶奶会给你买橡皮泥的

404
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,541
‎家里不是只有你一个人！

405
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:15,041
‎你什么时候学会抽烟了？雅内克！

406
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,583
‎你凭什么觉得可以在家里抽烟？

407
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:20,791
‎雅内克！

408
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,083
‎我在跟你说话呢！

409
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,541
‎喂！

410
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,166
‎你要去哪儿？

411
00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:40,041
‎去透透气

412
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,916
‎你会着凉的

413
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:40,166
‎逃离朋友们

414
00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:45,791
‎敌人、账单、电话

415
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:51,250
‎不必多想

416
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:57,041
‎快快逃离家门

417
00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,166
‎一起唱

418
00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:03,333
‎漫无目的地搭上火车

419
00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:08,625
‎没有行李 没有车票

420
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:14,166
‎拿着一块绿色的鹅卵石

421
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:19,708
‎将一切抛在身后

422
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:25,125
‎漫无目的地搭上火车

423
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:26,416
‎喂？

424
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:29,125
‎你有一条新留言

425
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:30,791
‎我会吸着大麻

426
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:34,791
‎躺在一个欲火中烧的
‎农业技校的老师面前

427
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:38,708
‎现在感觉如何 贱货？

428
00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:26,041
‎果汁

429
00:45:26,708 --> 00:45:27,541
‎果汁？

430
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,333
‎那就果汁好了

431
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:44,958
‎再加点果汁

432
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:47,666
‎好

433
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:52,458
‎你完蛋了

434
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,166
‎晚安

435
00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:14,708
‎你好

436
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:22,041
‎哇！没想到是这样的

437
00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:23,833
‎很好闻

438
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,458
‎爸爸知道吗？

439
00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:33,458
‎这是什么？

440
00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:47,166
‎我有外遇了

441
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,625
‎要是传出去
‎你知道这对我们家意味着什么

442
00:46:54,666 --> 00:46:56,916
‎所以不能报警

443
00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:00,458
‎我想找你帮忙

444
00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:12,041
‎妈 干嘛把我扯进来？

445
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,875
‎如果你是我 你会怎么做？

446
00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:24,916
‎真他妈的

447
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:29,958
‎我也不知道 我会跟爸爸谈谈

448
00:47:30,041 --> 00:47:31,791
‎我会跟他谈的

449
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:38,125
‎但现在我想让你帮我

450
00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,083
‎怎么帮？

451
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:47,041
‎找个指纹分析师检查这封信和信封

452
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,375
‎威特克

453
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,375
‎威特克

454
00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:10,791
‎你看

455
00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:14,916
‎你看

456
00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:17,666
‎还有这里

457
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:21,583
‎老天

458
00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:24,541
‎太可怕了

459
00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:39,458
‎今晚我们去咖啡厅吧？

460
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:43,666
‎你可以在家里为我冲更好喝的咖啡

461
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,791
‎妈 你觉得
‎卡琳娜见到你会大声尖叫吗？

462
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:51,916
‎妈呀

463
00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:56,625
‎别紧张 只是皮疹而已

464
00:48:58,791 --> 00:48:59,625
‎也许吧

465
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,000
‎也许是一种惩罚

466
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,416
‎什么意思？

467
00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,500
‎《圣经》

468
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,416
‎没错 妈妈

469
00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:12,875
‎你是不是做了亏心事？

470
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,166
‎听着

471
00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:19,000
‎要有正面思维

472
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:23,041
‎妈妈又有理由看医生了

473
00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:29,000
‎不会有事的 对吧？

474
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,416
‎感觉还好吧？

475
00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:43,500
‎不会有事的 亲爱的

476
00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:47,000
‎她总是这么紧张 这么敏感

477
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:51,125
‎开饭了

478
00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:54,916
‎开饭了

479
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:59,708
‎开饭了

480
00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:04,000
‎来吧 过来

481
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:08,000
‎来吧 亲爱的 过来

482
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,125
‎开饭了

483
00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:13,833
‎开饭了

484
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:28,291
‎来 足够大家吃了 开饭了

485
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:32,791
‎过来 开饭了

486
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,833
‎开饭了

487
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:45,708
‎嘿 来 吃吧

488
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:49,916
‎马切克

489
00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:52,625
‎马切克！

490
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:55,333
‎别胡闹了

491
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,833
‎听到了吗？别胡闹了

492
00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:01,500
‎你会把它们吓跑的

493
00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:06,291
‎开饭了

494
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:09,125
‎过来 你把它们吓跑了

495
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,500
‎干嘛？放手

496
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:17,500
‎现在怎么办？

497
00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:21,083
‎中午之前打扫干净！

498
00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:25,583
‎不然我就叫保洁公司来
‎费用从你的工资里扣

499
00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:22,125
‎来吧 尝尝

500
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:27,666
‎我妈妈的潘趣酒配方有30年历史了

501
00:52:30,666 --> 00:52:32,125
‎-干杯
‎-干杯

502
00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:53,750
‎-嗨
‎-嘿

503
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,291
‎-你好
‎-嗨

504
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:16,625
‎听着 这个…

505
00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:19,333
‎这是药膏

506
00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:24,416
‎每天涂两次 应该有用 这些是草药

507
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:27,583
‎每天喝一次

508
00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:29,583
‎有助于平抚情绪

509
00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:35,166
‎一个朋友给我的 她的男朋友
‎是弗罗茨瓦夫的一个蒙古人

510
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:39,041
‎谢谢你的关心
‎但我在看城里最好的医生

511
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,125
‎那个蒙古人怎么说？

512
00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:52,333
‎他说…你过虑了

513
00:53:52,416 --> 00:53:55,916
‎如果你去找他看病
‎他会为你对症下药

514
00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:58,250
‎保证药到病除

515
00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:43,875
‎我爱你 乔

516
00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:48,333
‎请不要不理我

517
00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:53,916
‎不要逼我做更多傻事

518
00:56:21,041 --> 00:56:23,000
‎开除是不可能的

519
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:26,291
‎-我们凭什么毁了他们的人生？
‎-不然怎么处理？

520
00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:27,291
‎别激动

521
00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:32,041
‎有学生检出除大麻之外的毒品吗？

522
00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:36,083
‎有三名学生的血液中
‎还检出了甲氧麻黄酮

523
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:43,458
‎谢谢

524
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,291
‎马切克 你女儿有麻烦了

525
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,708
‎我们必须将他们三个全部开除

526
00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:58,583
‎或者这样 本学年结束后
‎让他们悄悄转校

527
00:56:58,666 --> 00:56:59,708
‎没必要这样

528
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:01,500
‎这样不好

529
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:05,833
‎也许你可以验个血
‎看看有没有大麻酚

530
00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:07,583
‎你想说什么？

531
00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:11,875
‎我们都知道你吸大麻
‎而且不是一个人吸

532
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,000
‎太可怕了

533
00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:42,083
‎-你为什么不帮我说话？
‎-别这样 别让我感觉内疚

534
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,708
‎这可是很严重的指控

535
00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:47,916
‎我们都知道他们说的是事实

536
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:51,083
‎你总是随意歪曲事实

537
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,583
‎为了保住工作无所不为

538
00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,083
‎恭喜你 校长先生

539
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:22,000
‎“有两条年轻的鱼游来游去

540
00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:26,458
‎它们碰到一条年长的鱼

541
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:30,541
‎它冲它们点点头说

542
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,750
‎‘早上好 孩子们

543
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,500
‎在水里感觉怎么样？’

544
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:41,333
‎两条年轻的鱼

545
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,541
‎又游了一会儿

546
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,583
‎然后终于

547
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:52,750
‎其中一条鱼抬头看着另一条

548
00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:55,708
‎然后说到

549
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:01,458
‎‘水是什么？’”

550
01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,708
‎她拍你屁股是怎么回事？

551
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:29,750
‎我和卡琳娜赌一百巴掌 我输了

552
01:00:32,416 --> 01:00:35,125
‎我赌年底之前
‎你会将外公外婆的公寓钥匙给我们

553
01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,041
‎卡琳娜说不可能

554
01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:42,125
‎爸爸 我想找妈妈

555
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,500
‎我要妈妈

556
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:52,416
‎卡琳娜现在在哪儿？

557
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
‎不知道 可能跟她的闺蜜们在湖边

558
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:56,666
‎你不知道？

559
01:00:57,166 --> 01:00:59,416
‎你不知道自己的老婆
‎孩子的妈妈在哪儿？

560
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,375
‎爸爸知道你现在在哪儿吗？

561
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:48,375
‎你都可以做我的女儿了

562
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:51,583
‎但我不是你女儿

563
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:21,375
‎亚当！

564
01:02:40,916 --> 01:02:41,875
‎我操

565
01:02:50,541 --> 01:02:51,916
‎-惨了！
‎-惨了！

566
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,041
‎快！见鬼

567
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:55,666
‎别出声

568
01:02:58,166 --> 01:02:59,375
‎快点！

569
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:07,500
‎-别出声
‎-见鬼

570
01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:11,291
‎是塑料的

571
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,416
‎这是马切克的教室

572
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:21,250
‎我说 你怎么知道钥匙在哪儿？

573
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:23,458
‎不要问蠢问题

574
01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:26,000
‎别出声

575
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,833
‎他走了

576
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,708
‎把窗子打开 这药膏臭死了

577
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,750
‎你最近经常跑步

578
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:50,041
‎最近放学后你总是很忙

579
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:53,000
‎两个儿子你也不管

580
01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:54,875
‎来吧 把妈也算进去

581
01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:01,333
‎我会开除他们

582
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:03,875
‎还有小猴

583
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,375
‎-你听听其他老师怎么说
‎-他们算个屁

584
01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:16,750
‎这件事跟他们三个无关
‎跟你的自负无关

585
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:18,208
‎真的假的？

586
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:20,125
‎我的自负？

587
01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:25,166
‎-你就没话可说了吗？
‎-别激动 我没有责怪你的意思

588
01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:26,750
‎是啊 没有责怪我的意思

589
01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:29,333
‎你醒来的第一句话就说我臭

590
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:32,208
‎那我们重新开始这一天吧

591
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,125
‎早上好 亲爱的妻子

592
01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:44,083
‎我很高兴你还健康地活着

593
01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:51,291
‎你真香

594
01:05:52,666 --> 01:05:53,500
‎你也是

595
01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:00,416
‎汤！

596
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:04,000
‎讲故事！我要听故事！

597
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,708
‎-讲故事！
‎-我求你了 等一下行吗？

598
01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,000
‎等一下

599
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,625
‎也许把外公外婆的公寓钥匙给我们

600
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,708
‎问题就解决了

601
01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:19,458
‎那个公寓不是你的

602
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:25,125
‎你为什么不让他们搬进去？

603
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,666
‎是啊 妈妈 为什么呢？

604
01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:38,625
‎如果你们认为这样就能解决问题

605
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:41,833
‎我可以告诉你们 你们错了

606
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,708
‎如果你们再不去哄他

607
01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:46,833
‎我会向你们证明
‎我能在两分钟内哄好他

608
01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:02,250
‎你去准备牛奶吧

609
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:08,416
‎还欠我29下

610
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,708
‎这些深色区域…

611
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,208
‎是坏死的脑组织

612
01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:20,041
‎六个月后 其面积将增加一倍

613
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:25,708
‎你有什么建议？

614
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,333
‎首先是写一份遗嘱

615
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:35,083
‎然后想想 还剩几个月
‎你们想做点什么

616
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,708
‎你患有潜在性手足抽搐

617
01:07:46,791 --> 01:07:49,625
‎对人完全无害 主要是影响狗

618
01:08:01,875 --> 01:08:06,541
‎这一层住的是还能走动的病人

619
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:12,416
‎当然了 电梯是有的
‎但如果有人想走楼梯

620
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,250
‎他们有权这样做

621
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:19,416
‎我们支持各种形式的体力活动

622
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:22,750
‎请进

623
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:26,375
‎这间房是为你们的母亲准备的

624
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:30,750
‎也许算不上五星级 但是干净整洁

625
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:32,708
‎她在这里会得到很好的照顾

626
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:36,750
‎滚出去 不然让你感染冠状病毒

627
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,500
‎-白痴老头！
‎-妈！

628
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:40,583
‎老不死的

629
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:50,166
‎难以置信
‎你们竟然想把自己的母亲丢在这里

630
01:08:53,875 --> 01:08:56,083
‎等我变成她这样 我看你会怎么做

631
01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:08,125
‎在我的那个村子
‎没有人被迫住养老院

632
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,458
‎“在我的那个村子”

633
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:13,458
‎你很喜欢强调你的家乡嘛

634
01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:15,583
‎你觉得我丢人吗？

635
01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,541
‎是你觉得丢人 所以才要强调

636
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:39,291
‎开饭了

637
01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:42,291
‎傻冒

638
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,875
‎他就不能成熟点吗？

639
01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,750
‎亏他还是个老师

640
01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:48,875
‎别那么夸张

641
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,208
‎还好他没看见我们

642
01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:53,750
‎你怎么知道？

643
01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:56,916
‎他没有通过喇叭打招呼

644
01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:03,083
‎别开太快 我害怕

645
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:09,333
‎-谁打来的？
‎-银行

646
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,875
‎-你不接吗？
‎-我在开车

647
01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:15,833
‎快接吧 妈

648
01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:18,916
‎我求你了 慢点

649
01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:25,791
‎妈妈太固执了 又自以为是

650
01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:28,250
‎我喜欢她这样

651
01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:34,083
‎也喜欢你这样

652
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:42,833
‎去那边 快点

653
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:47,750
‎等一下！

654
01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:18,000
‎我知道这套公寓对你很重要

655
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:21,166
‎但你能不能
‎冷静地考虑一下把它送给我们？

656
01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:24,041
‎一大家子挤在一起 我们太难受了

657
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:27,958
‎你很无耻

658
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:36,666
‎你们可以在二手房市场租一个单间

659
01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:38,750
‎你们不需要多大的空间

660
01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:41,083
‎能住两个人就够了

661
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:43,041
‎外加一条狗

662
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:49,750
‎该死

663
01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:56,458
‎放心吧 我不会告诉威特克

664
01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:58,458
‎我又不傻

665
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:02,583
‎我怀疑你很久了 也许他也是

666
01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:13,708
‎如果你的幸福取决于别人的决定

667
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:14,875
‎那你永远都不会幸福

668
01:13:15,541 --> 01:13:17,750
‎关于这套公寓 我言尽于此

669
01:13:23,041 --> 01:13:23,958
‎你走吗？

670
01:13:25,666 --> 01:13:26,500
‎嗯

671
01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:31,166
‎妈的！

672
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,125
‎我明白

673
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,458
‎出来吧

674
01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,083
‎过来

675
01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:53,833
‎这样下去不是办法

676
01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,458
‎走吧

677
01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:04,750
‎信封上的指纹
‎跟玻璃杯上的指纹对不上

678
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,458
‎也许我们应该再搞一次偷袭？

679
01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,250
‎休息一会儿吧

680
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,500
‎或者跟爸爸谈谈

681
01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:25,083
‎正面思考手册上还有别的建议吗？

682
01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,916
‎没错 有的！

683
01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,458
‎控制一下情绪 行吗？

684
01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:38,875
‎我也不知道 也许你应该学着感激

685
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:41,708
‎你想过我为你做了什么吗？

686
01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:45,958
‎对我妻子撒谎
‎找私家侦探 闯入学校！

687
01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,500
‎去他妈的

688
01:16:01,916 --> 01:16:03,875
‎你喜欢大麻烟筒还是烟卷？

689
01:16:09,791 --> 01:16:11,291
‎到底是怎么回事？

690
01:16:12,125 --> 01:16:13,125
‎你是谁？

691
01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,083
‎小声点

692
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:36,250
‎（英语教室）

693
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,708
‎早上好

694
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,000
‎-早上好
‎-早上好

695
01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:25,916
‎札布尼茨卡 来我的办公室

696
01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:31,041
‎上课时不许出去

697
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,666
‎你凭什么叫她出去？

698
01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:40,375
‎我是校长 所有人都得听我的

699
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,666
‎如果你开除她 我就辞职

700
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,000
‎下课后我们再谈

701
01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:04,916
‎我不怕你

702
01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:22,083
‎我不怕你们任何人

703
01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:49,041
‎我想吃新鲜石榴

704
01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,000
‎我给你买

705
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,875
‎认得视频中的人吗？

706
01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:30,083
‎不认得

707
01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:40,291
‎我没兴趣知道你为何三更半夜来学校

708
01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:43,625
‎我没兴趣知道

709
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:47,083
‎你是怎么搞到马切克的教室钥匙的

710
01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:50,500
‎如果这段视频被别人看见
‎我也帮不了你

711
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,708
‎我让你请病假 直到本学年结束

712
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,791
‎也许这一切都是你策划的

713
01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:01,791
‎回家吧

714
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:29,708
‎-喂？
‎-电子邮件中有一个视频链接

715
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:32,958
‎如果今晚你不放给你的家人看

716
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:35,250
‎明天全市的人都将看到

717
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:50,125
‎如果让你随心所欲地活着

718
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,208
‎你现在会做什么？

719
01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,541
‎我会吸着大麻

720
01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:02,791
‎躺在一个欲火中烧的
‎农业技校的老师面前

721
01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:06,541
‎怎么了？

722
01:21:07,666 --> 01:21:10,541
‎把绶带弄得性感一点

723
01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:12,958
‎我要你站起来 脱掉裤子

724
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:17,916
‎可以再说一遍吗？

725
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:21,750
‎我要你站起来 脱掉裤子

726
01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,583
‎-然后呢？
‎-对…

727
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:55,500
‎你曾经发誓会爱我

728
01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:57,625
‎对我忠诚

729
01:21:58,666 --> 01:21:59,958
‎尊重我

730
01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:11,291
‎我受够了

731
01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:13,583
‎我不欠你什么

732
01:22:14,416 --> 01:22:16,083
‎我不想听这些废话

733
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,583
‎我受够了…

734
01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:21,500
‎你的不安全感

735
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:23,916
‎感情勒索

736
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,666
‎以及装模做样

737
01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:27,333
‎我忍无可忍了

738
01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:30,250
‎你是个懦夫

739
01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:34,083
‎我得去抽支烟

740
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:38,125
‎是啊 让我感觉内疚吧

741
01:22:38,750 --> 01:22:42,291
‎你不是一直都这样吗？
‎好极了 惯用伎俩

742
01:22:42,916 --> 01:22:44,708
‎你这样说很不公平

743
01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:47,333
‎你懂什么？

744
01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:49,166
‎我就应该为你们做早餐

745
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:50,916
‎买东西

746
01:22:51,416 --> 01:22:52,708
‎替你照顾孩子

747
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:54,833
‎做清洁 洗衣服吗？

748
01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,041
‎还要怎样？替你付账单吗？

749
01:22:58,125 --> 01:23:00,625
‎对了 你还想要那套公寓

750
01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:03,708
‎说真的 卡琳娜 我不明白
‎你怎么能忍受跟这个废物一起生活

751
01:23:05,916 --> 01:23:09,125
‎瞧啊 年轻的王子笑了

752
01:23:10,375 --> 01:23:13,083
‎太棒了！只可惜是在这种情形下

753
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:14,958
‎不过笑得很灿烂 对吧？

754
01:23:15,041 --> 01:23:17,833
‎也许你该认清现实了

755
01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:19,916
‎-总有一天你会像你爸一样！
‎-闭嘴！

756
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:20,958
‎你说什么？

757
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,166
‎-闭嘴！
‎-你给我闭嘴！

758
01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:26,958
‎难道要我感谢你们给了我
‎幸福美满的家庭生活吗？

759
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:30,708
‎-看看你变成了什么样子
‎-我受够你了 受够你们了！

760
01:23:30,791 --> 01:23:33,958
‎我受够你和你 还有你了

761
01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:38,208
‎奶奶不见了

762
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,041
‎奶奶！

763
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:50,166
‎奶奶！

764
01:23:51,375 --> 01:23:52,875
‎妈！

765
01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:58,791
‎妈！

766
01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:03,125
‎奶奶！

767
01:24:09,625 --> 01:24:10,666
‎奶奶！

768
01:24:19,791 --> 01:24:23,250
‎宝贝！我他妈的爱上你了

769
01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:26,125
‎搞什么？回家去吧

770
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,208
‎今晚我不回家了

771
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:35,750
‎那你什么时候回家？

772
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:39,416
‎不知道

773
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:23,708
‎秘密

774
01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:30,750
‎诚实

775
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:34,416
‎责任

776
01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:42,458
‎需要

777
01:26:49,208 --> 01:26:50,416
‎家庭

778
01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:57,416
‎你

779
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,000
‎我爱你

780
01:28:04,333 --> 01:28:05,166
‎早上好

781
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:11,333
‎早上好

782
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:17,291
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

783
01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,125
‎你觉得怎么样？

784
01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:21,333
‎-一…
‎-不错

785
01:28:22,125 --> 01:28:25,666
‎我从一开始就说 这看起来很做作

786
01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:28,916
‎我们可以印上“你完蛋了” 一阵见血

787
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,166
‎这些话很优美

788
01:28:31,250 --> 01:28:34,333
‎不是一切都围着校长转 对吧？

789
01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:36,958
‎你怎么了？

790
01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:41,125
‎没什么

791
01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:44,625
‎最近所有人都闷闷不乐的

792
01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:48,541
‎有什么奇怪的？男人更容易受到冒犯

793
01:28:48,625 --> 01:28:51,500
‎原因多种多样 天主教义、父权制

794
01:28:51,583 --> 01:28:52,791
‎一、二、一、二

795
01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:55,291
‎还有一个选项

796
01:28:56,666 --> 01:28:58,166
‎拒绝

797
01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:05,625
‎早上好

798
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,333
‎早上好

799
01:29:12,791 --> 01:29:14,125
‎同学们

800
01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:17,416
‎我要宣布一个重要消息

801
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:19,708
‎我们不会开除任何人

802
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:26,083
‎我相信 那些最爱制造麻烦的人

803
01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:29,291
‎做起清洁来一定很称职
‎我们有很多清洁工作需要做

804
01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:33,833
‎我会亲自确保这个暑假他们不会无聊

805
01:29:33,916 --> 01:29:34,791
‎好了

806
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:37,958
‎一会儿在礼堂见…对了！

807
01:29:38,625 --> 01:29:42,125
‎我不想看到有人迟到

808
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:54,375
‎我想告诉大家 今天我将辞职

809
01:29:56,083 --> 01:29:58,250
‎我不会再在这所学校教书了

810
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,166
‎我感觉这里没有我的位置

811
01:30:04,416 --> 01:30:08,250
‎也许你们会怪我
‎在临近毕业考时离开你们

812
01:30:11,125 --> 01:30:12,041
‎很可惜

813
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:16,666
‎但这是现实 没事 你们会考好的

814
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:25,541
‎要跟大家说再见了
‎我很难过 但也对未来

815
01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:27,125
‎满怀憧憬

816
01:30:27,208 --> 01:30:29,333
‎我非常感谢大家

817
01:30:30,041 --> 01:30:31,916
‎你们让我学到了很多东西

818
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,125
‎尤其是其中一位同学

819
01:30:35,333 --> 01:30:36,375
‎多谢大家

820
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:57,458
‎你完蛋了

821
01:31:59,083 --> 01:31:59,916
‎贱货

822
01:32:04,416 --> 01:32:05,750
‎今后你有什么打算？

823
01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:08,500
‎我说过了 我会辞职

824
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,750
‎你可以改主意

825
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,333
‎嗨

826
01:34:21,666 --> 01:34:23,750
‎也许我来得不是时候

827
01:38:45,416 --> 01:38:50,083
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