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‎我得告訴妳，我很喜歡，因為…

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‎那是誰？

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‎一對老夫妻

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‎在街上接吻

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‎不是接吻，應該說是在親熱

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‎給他們一點隱私

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‎幫我跟你爸媽打聲招呼

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‎再見

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‎-告訴我們
‎-沒什麼好說的

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‎請吃吧，里昂，拜託
‎你昨天就吃了

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‎里昂，你就…

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‎我不要起司

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‎起司很好吃啊，乖乖吃起司

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‎不，是起司，你得吃起司

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‎媽，把電視關小聲點，求求妳
‎吵得我都無法思考了

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‎沒有恐龍，我們要吃早餐

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‎小王子來了

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‎你刷牙了嗎？

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‎王子是第一個起床用功的人

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‎對，別跟我說你是在唸書

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‎真好笑

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‎想知道我在做什麼嗎？

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‎再來三塊，拜託

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‎我想知道

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‎我今天不能去買東西了

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‎-我得留在學校
‎-好吧，我補完習就去

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‎可以幫我們買尿布和牛奶嗎？

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‎但請記住，尿布五，牛奶三

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‎-不是反過來
‎-媽媽，為了妳的孫子

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‎-好吧
‎-謝謝

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‎湯沒了

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‎-這是什麼？
‎-這樣就不會再忘記了

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‎你這樣是要懲罰我嗎？

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‎我不想妳跑兩趟

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‎-再見，我走了
‎-再見

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‎-還剩下65次
‎-她打你

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎-再見
‎-雅內克，三明治！

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‎兒子！

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‎我還拿了湯匙

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‎別這麼用力剎車，我要吐了

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‎我們交換吧？

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‎這次不是我的錯

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‎來，別生氣

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‎我會把你送到學校

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‎你會喝杯好咖啡，順利開完今天的會

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‎然後跟家人共度美好的夜晚

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‎看看誰在說話

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‎-早安
‎-早安

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‎-早安
‎-早安

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‎吃飯囉

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‎吃飯囉

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‎吃飯囉

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‎胡比

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‎“每個人都會崇拜”

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‎“我們只能選擇自己崇拜的對象”

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‎-崇拜
‎-崇拜

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‎尼克

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‎“如果你崇拜金錢和物質”

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‎“從中取得人生的意義”

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‎“你永遠都不會滿足”

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‎“永遠都不會覺得足夠”

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‎-那是真理
‎-真理

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‎小猴

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‎“在某個層面上”

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‎“這是大家都明白的”

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‎“從神話和諺語中…”

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‎“陳腔…”

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‎陳腔濫調

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‎陳腔濫調

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‎陳腔濫調

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‎陳腔濫調

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‎能請妳站起來嗎？

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‎妳看起來好像病了
‎要我替妳叫計程車嗎？

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‎我尊重妳的決定

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎-再見
‎-謝謝，再見

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‎-再見
‎-再見）

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‎（嘿，喬）

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‎（你是誰？）

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‎（妳被操了）

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‎進來吧

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‎也許攪拌夠了

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‎馬奇克

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‎我叫你來，是因為鴿子的事情

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‎你故弄玄虛的

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‎因為你，院子裡到處都是屎

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‎校工都不願意再替你清理了

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‎在你當校長之前，已經到處都是屎

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‎現在情況就要改變

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‎馬奇克，拜託

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‎別再餵牠們了，馬上停止

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‎我就不會這樣佈置

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‎那樣眼睛會壞掉的

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‎就像我的學生一樣
‎整天在滑臉書，玩遊戲

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‎我常說：“有空就出去外面
‎伸展一下筋骨”

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‎“多呼吸新鮮空氣
‎那個小屏幕會把你逼瘋”

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‎你該去教體育
‎不是衛生屠宰動物鮮肉

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‎-聽到了嗎？
‎-不要

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‎以前只要把球扔給孩子們就夠了

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‎現在我還得追著他們

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‎我聽說妳在課堂上抱我女兒

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‎我有我的理由

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‎最近過得如何？

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‎還不錯

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‎真的嗎？

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‎-妳看起來很不健康
‎-健康的人看起來是怎樣？

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‎妳要有足夠的睡眠
‎少接觸刺激物，多點溫柔微笑

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‎太好了

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‎放輕鬆

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‎對聲音敏感？

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‎是的

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‎耳朵痛？

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‎算是吧

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‎妳最近感染過疱疹病毒嗎？

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‎據我所知是沒有

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‎會不會是多發性硬化症？

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‎妳哪來這個想法？

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‎我知道了，谷歌醫生

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‎我們會替妳做斷層掃描

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‎給親愛的媽媽一個驚喜

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‎帶她去克莉西亞糕餅店

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‎特別優惠，只限今天
‎一杯濃縮咖啡…

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‎加一件奶油蛋糕，只要10元

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎聽著…鄰居都在投訴…

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‎說妳抽大麻，音樂也太大聲

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‎把衣服脫掉

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‎來吧

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‎看！看看我的步法
‎妳看到步法了嗎？妳看

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‎（尼斯先生）

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎我捲煙的時候別拍我，行嗎？

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‎怎樣？

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‎“捲煙的時候別拍我”？

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‎給我

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‎如果妳有一個機會
‎可以按自己的規則過活

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‎妳現在會做什麼？

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‎我會抽著一根大麻

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‎躺在一個好色的農業學校老師面前

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‎要是情況稍微不同呢？

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‎我媽有失智症

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‎小兒子有期末考
‎大兒子在掙扎著養孩子

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‎我老公一塌糊塗的

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‎他們需要我，我也需要他們

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‎如果他們不存在呢？

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‎那我就孤零零了

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‎乖乖喝完，好嗎？

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‎那樣大家都會很高興
‎你能幫忙喝完嗎？

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‎對，很好，但你要全部喝完

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‎你們在幹嘛？
‎兒子，我說過不要給他那個

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‎那個…那個湯裡面的東西

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‎因為他會肚子不舒服

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‎妳怎麼知道他肚子痛？

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‎也許他在長牙？也許他睏了？

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‎女人就有那種感覺

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‎女人對洗手台有什麼感覺？

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‎什麼？

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‎你們把他怎麼了？給奶奶抱抱

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‎-你要出門嗎？
‎-去跑步，兩小時後回來

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‎那個小鬼已經瘋了

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‎家裡其他人很快就會跟著發瘋

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‎拜託你也顧慮一下他們

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‎你在幫倒忙

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‎-雅內克！
‎-拜託，你不能找亞當嗎？

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‎你去找亞當幫你好了
‎我去做個美甲

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‎-別裝受害者
‎-你的燈光不好

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‎你走吧，我自己來

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‎不是我

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‎不是我

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‎媽，開門

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‎不，是維托克
‎或者是那個懶惰的亞當

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‎是誰都不要緊

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‎我替妳洗個澡
‎一切都會沒事的，媽媽

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‎不是我

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‎媽

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‎媽媽

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‎他們不能搬到妳父母的公寓嗎？

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‎那我去哪裡補習？

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‎妳記不記得…

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‎亞當過了多久才睡完一整晚？

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‎很久

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‎現在是怎樣？癌症還是中風？

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‎你覺得很嚴重嗎？

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‎非常好

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‎香煙一定能治好妳的疑病症

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‎維托克“嘲笑”里西奇

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‎我不懂

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‎妳嘲笑別人就沒關係

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‎我笑妳一下，妳就生氣了

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‎這是怎麼回事？

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‎-是誰裝聰明？
‎-我們來的時候就已經在了

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‎我們要被操了嗎？

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‎（你被操了）

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‎好了，去上課，快點！

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‎我怎麼說的？再見

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‎我知道那只是一個逗學生們笑的笑話

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‎但我們就實話實說

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‎破壞公物就是破壞公物

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‎如果這間學校還有規矩

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‎我們應該找出元兇，懲罰他

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‎我已經通知警方了

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‎他們怎麼說？

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‎他們說會派出13台警車

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‎並重新動員防暴部隊

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‎我也不知道
‎我會叫校工把塗鴉清理掉

213
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,291
‎我會做出不同的決定

214
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:37,500
‎隨便妳

215
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:42,000
‎我的任期是兩年
‎妳可以申請接任我的職位

216
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:45,291
‎-我們何時變得那麼拘謹？
‎-從現在開始

217
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,375
‎大家冷靜點

218
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:51,208
‎沒發生什麼壞事，我們也做不了什麼

219
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:54,625
‎維托克，你完蛋了！
‎你在IG爆紅了

220
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,416
‎不到30分鐘就有超過300個讚好

221
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,500
‎要我們載你們一程嗎？

222
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:23,583
‎我們能搞定

223
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,041
‎我們有很多空位

224
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,208
‎我說過了，我們能搞定

225
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:43,166
‎（嘿，喬）

226
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:52,875
‎你站在塗鴉前面，挺好看的

227
00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:55,166
‎妳覺得好笑嗎？

228
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,166
‎什麼都沒有真的發生

229
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,708
‎只是我變成了迷因

230
00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:07,666
‎到明天就沒人記得了

231
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,666
‎我會記得

232
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:13,666
‎我也是

233
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,416
‎我也是

234
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,583
‎但你不用擔心

235
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:26,583
‎本月最糟糕第一名
‎肯定是我爸和他的“尼斯先生”飾帶

236
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:32,791
‎-妳的腦袋完全燒壞了
‎-對，沒錯

237
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,750
‎-怎麼了？
‎-媽，綠燈了，快走！快走！

238
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,166
‎只是…

239
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,208
‎傳單

240
00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:06,208
‎-沒事吧？
‎-對

241
00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:08,791
‎-要我來開車嗎？
‎-我來就好

242
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,125
‎妳不行

243
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,375
‎維托克

244
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,208
‎下車

245
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:25,750
‎安全帶

246
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:32,583
‎（妳會為罪孽付出代價）

247
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,375
‎有人

248
00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:09,916
‎媽，別抹窗了，放著吧

249
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,583
‎妳在引風

250
00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:24,291
‎別說了，讓她抹一會吧

251
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,458
‎我們能吃東西嗎？

252
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,333
‎我去雜貨店

253
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:57,458
‎（餃子）

254
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:32,666
‎維托克！

255
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,666
‎你該多點陪陪媽媽

256
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:42,833
‎她睡著了

257
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,041
‎你看看

258
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:51,083
‎是油

259
00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:52,958
‎什麼油？

260
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:57,041
‎也許是芥花油

261
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,541
‎她又惡化了

262
00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:58,375
‎小心

263
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:01,208
‎媽咪？

264
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,291
‎你們在這裡做什麼？

265
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,375
‎安靜點

266
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,250
‎來吧

267
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:17,875
‎碗！

268
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:21,541
‎給我碗！

269
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:26,416
‎來吧，給你

270
00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:30,250
‎你是哥哥，你應該照顧他

271
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,875
‎我該怎麼辦？

272
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:33,916
‎那你要怎麼養孩子？

273
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,083
‎過來

274
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:38,541
‎吹氣

275
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:40,708
‎吹氣

276
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:43,083
‎我23歲了，我才不要吹氣

277
00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:45,458
‎該死的，我受不了了

278
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:49,666
‎我快忍不下去了
‎幹！我們就不能正常生活嗎？

279
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:53,000
‎你喝酒了吧？喝個爛醉？很開心吧？

280
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,000
‎-他媽的滾出去！
‎-別吵！

281
00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:59,291
‎-他食物中毒了
‎-媽的，這房子毒死他了！

282
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,666
‎早安

283
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,041
‎現在完成式，艾力克斯

284
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,333
‎這曾經是水

285
00:32:08,416 --> 00:32:10,208
‎這曾經是水嗎？

286
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:11,500
‎（這是水）

287
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,666
‎這不曾是水，這不曾是水嗎？

288
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,958
‎很好，尼克？

289
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,708
‎過去的未來完美式

290
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,166
‎這本應是水

291
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,458
‎這本來不會是水

292
00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:30,583
‎-校長叫妳過去
‎-我小息時就過去

293
00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,583
‎很緊急

294
00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:37,875
‎好，我不在的時候，請寫下…

295
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,875
‎過去完成式…

296
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,708
‎過去完美進行式…

297
00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:48,125
‎和未來進行式

298
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:50,416
‎我馬上回來

299
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,416
‎喬安娜

300
00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:03,833
‎有人真的想傷害我們

301
00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:14,916
‎（你的妻子在她母親的公寓
‎做違法的事情）

302
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,375
‎要是妳授課不繳稅的消息傳開去

303
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,833
‎我也會受牽連

304
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,041
‎請進

305
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:33,291
‎校長，警察來了，關於之前的案件

306
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,291
‎有點早到，我該怎麼說？

307
00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:37,625
‎叫他們等一下

308
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:47,750
‎明天在學校，我們要進行藥檢

309
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,250
‎你沒跟我說過

310
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,416
‎妳難道是什麼都跟我說嗎？

311
00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:57,750
‎你…被…

312
00:33:58,750 --> 00:33:59,875
‎操了

313
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,041
‎所以…

314
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,833
‎妳被操了，瑪格麗特

315
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:08,250
‎妳被操了

316
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,000
‎艾力克斯，你被操了嗎？

317
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,958
‎我被操了嗎？

318
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:16,333
‎-卡比
‎-妳沒有被操

319
00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:18,833
‎妳沒有被操

320
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:20,375
‎我們被操了

321
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,625
‎我們被操了

322
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,958
‎約翰，你被操了嗎？

323
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:29,291
‎但我們被操了

324
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:31,166
‎我們被操了

325
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,375
‎大聲點！

326
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:34,791
‎我們被操了！

327
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,583
‎我們被操了！

328
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,208
‎我們被…

329
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:47,666
‎看來我離開期間，你們沒有閒著

330
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,166
‎小猴

331
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,791
‎請妳出來課室中間

332
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:09,833
‎朗讀出剛才課題的答案

333
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,125
‎我什麼都沒寫

334
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,000
‎為什麼？

335
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:17,875
‎我…

336
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,333
‎我分心了

337
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,708
‎妳覺得我該怎麼做？

338
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,166
‎也許該罷工？

339
00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:32,791
‎有什麼好笑的？

340
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:40,791
‎-聽著，你們很快要
‎-期末考

341
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,041
‎我們都經歷過了

342
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:45,583
‎也許我會，也許我不會

343
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:50,125
‎好吧

344
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,625
‎請坐下

345
00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:55,708
‎我們繼續吧

346
00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:13,041
‎小姐，我可以邀妳去兜風嗎？

347
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,208
‎安靜！

348
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:16,833
‎來吧

349
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,583
‎不然我會覺得妳疑神疑鬼

350
00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:34,041
‎各位先生女士，從星期四到星期六

351
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,166
‎藤具店將會有特賣

352
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:42,583
‎所有實心竹製品都會有半價優惠

353
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:46,833
‎抱歉

354
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,125
‎妳在做什麼？

355
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,250
‎妳會把大家吵醒

356
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,958
‎現在叫醒他們的是你

357
00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:57,083
‎妳總是得爭辯到底，對吧？

358
00:37:57,166 --> 00:38:00,583
‎-如果跟我在一起這麼難熬，就走吧
‎-妳想得沒

359
00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:02,750
‎你很清楚知道我怎麼想

360
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:04,208
‎別太誇張了

361
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,666
‎你才別誇張了

362
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,625
‎另一條蛇？

363
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:06,500
‎再來一條蛇？里昂先生？

364
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:08,833
‎這是最後一塊了

365
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,291
‎我們可以做條小蛇

366
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,291
‎他可能會吞下去

367
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:15,333
‎小心那些碎塊

368
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,875
‎-孩子可能會吞下去
‎-我在看著他

369
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:22,958
‎-妳是，但有時候不是
‎-妳最近神不守舍的

370
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:26,541
‎不像妳，來，烤餅

371
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:28,416
‎謝謝

372
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,625
‎我要放在…

373
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,833
‎記住，那烤餅不能吃

374
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:34,250
‎沒必要把孩子當白痴

375
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:37,708
‎看吧，妳沒在看
‎他可是拿著黏土呢，妳看

376
00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:38,916
‎妳說過會看著他

377
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,583
‎那不是小孩該玩的東西
‎特別是在床上玩

378
00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:45,833
‎-為什麼？
‎-現在很暖，你們坐在被子上

379
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,250
‎要是擦進去，就洗不掉了

380
00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:50,541
‎-什麼被子？
‎-你們就坐在上面

381
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:52,125
‎不，這是棉毯

382
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,416
‎妳識字廣博，恭喜妳

383
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,083
‎在我看來，就是被子

384
00:39:57,166 --> 00:40:00,000
‎所以你們玩黏土的小心點

385
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,625
‎擦進去就洗不掉了

386
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:05,250
‎多點看書，可以讓妳多識字

387
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,416
‎好棒棒，妳讀過關於被子的書

388
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,708
‎怎樣？書本找妳？

389
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,958
‎來，我們弄一塊大的

390
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:25,166
‎-放下黏土吧
‎-是誰在玩？妳還是他？

391
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,000
‎棒棒糖！

392
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:31,500
‎放在哪？給誰？
‎放著幹嘛？那是我買的

393
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,750
‎為什麼要說是妳買的？
‎有必要那樣提起嗎？

394
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:38,916
‎妳知道我買了多少黏土給妳嗎？
‎妳們的玩具多得很

395
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,708
‎-我從來不會多講…
‎-我沒有多講

396
00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:45,750
‎-妳說是妳買給他的
‎-因為那是真的

397
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:50,000
‎-那妳為什麼要提起？
‎-拿去房間玩

398
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,541
‎樂意之至

399
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,125
‎奶奶會買黏土給你

400
00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:05,250
‎家裡不只是你一個！

401
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:15,041
‎你何時開始抽煙了？雅內克！

402
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,583
‎還有，你為什麼覺得可以在家裡抽？

403
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:20,791
‎雅內克！

404
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,083
‎我在跟你說話

405
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,541
‎喂！

406
00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:37,625
‎妳要去哪裡？

407
00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:40,416
‎去透透氣

408
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,291
‎妳會感冒的

409
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:40,166
‎逃避你的朋友

410
00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:45,791
‎敵人、帳單、電話

411
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:51,250
‎不用多想

412
00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:57,041
‎只是為了逃出家門

413
00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,166
‎到妳了

414
00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:03,333
‎乘上火車，不管開往哪裡

415
00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:08,625
‎沒有行李，沒有車票

416
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:14,166
‎手裡拿著一塊綠色圓石

417
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:19,708
‎看著一切被留下

418
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:25,125
‎乘上火車，不管開往哪裡

419
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:26,916
‎喂？

420
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,583
‎你有一則新留言

421
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,375
‎我會抽著一根大麻

422
00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:34,791
‎躺在一個好色的農業學校老師面前

423
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:38,708
‎現在感覺如何，賤人？

424
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,166
‎果汁

425
00:45:26,916 --> 00:45:27,750
‎果汁？

426
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,333
‎那就果汁吧

427
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:44,958
‎果汁不夠嗎？

428
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:48,125
‎好

429
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:52,875
‎你被操了

430
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,166
‎晚安

431
00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:14,958
‎妳好

432
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:22,041
‎哇，我都不知道是這樣子

433
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,125
‎聞起來不錯

434
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:26,750
‎爸爸知道嗎？

435
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:33,833
‎這是什麼？

436
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,375
‎我有外遇了

437
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:54,166
‎要是傳出去的話
‎你知道會對我們家有什麼影響

438
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:57,208
‎所以才不能報警

439
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:00,666
‎所以我才找你幫忙

440
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:12,666
‎媽，妳幹嘛把我牽扯進來？

441
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:16,125
‎在我的情況下，你會怎麼做？

442
00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:24,916
‎該死的

443
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:29,958
‎我不知道，我會跟爸爸講

444
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,041
‎我早晚會的

445
00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:38,208
‎但現在我要你幫忙

446
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,166
‎怎麼幫？

447
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:47,416
‎找人檢查這封信和信封的指紋

448
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,375
‎維托克

449
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,375
‎維托克

450
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,916
‎你看

451
00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:15,125
‎你看

452
00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:18,166
‎還有這裡

453
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,125
‎我的天哪

454
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,916
‎太慘了

455
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,000
‎也許今晚我們可以去咖啡廳？

456
00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:43,875
‎你在家裡泡的咖啡更好喝

457
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,791
‎卡琳娜看到妳，也許會尖叫

458
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:51,916
‎媽的

459
00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:56,625
‎別慌，只是皮疹

460
00:48:58,791 --> 00:48:59,625
‎大概吧

461
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,333
‎除非是天罰

462
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,875
‎什麼意思？

463
00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:07,708
‎聖經

464
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,416
‎對，媽媽

465
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,875
‎妳是不是犯了罪？

466
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,166
‎聽著

467
00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:19,000
‎正向思考很重要

468
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:23,041
‎媽媽又有一個理由去找醫生了

469
00:49:26,791 --> 00:49:29,000
‎一切都會沒事的，對吧？

470
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,416
‎妳沒不適吧？

471
00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:44,166
‎一切都會沒事的，親愛的

472
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:47,083
‎她總是那麼緊張，很敏感

473
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:51,125
‎吃飯囉

474
00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:54,916
‎吃飯囉

475
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:59,708
‎吃飯囉…

476
00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:04,000
‎過來，來

477
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:08,000
‎來吧，寶貝，過來

478
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,125
‎吃飯囉…

479
00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:13,833
‎吃飯囉

480
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:28,291
‎慢慢來，夠你們吃的，吃飯囉

481
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:32,791
‎來，吃飯囉

482
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,833
‎吃飯囉

483
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:45,708
‎來，吃吧

484
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:50,125
‎馬奇克

485
00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:52,833
‎馬奇克！

486
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:56,041
‎別再鬧了

487
00:50:57,625 --> 00:51:01,583
‎-聽到嗎？別再鬧了
‎-你嚇到牠們了

488
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:06,291
‎吃飯囉

489
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:09,125
‎過來，你嚇到牠們了

490
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,500
‎你在幹嘛？放手

491
00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:17,833
‎現在怎樣？

492
00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:22,583
‎現在你就給我清乾淨
‎中午前沒做好的話

493
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:26,083
‎我就叫清潔公司
‎費用從你的薪金裡面扣

494
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:22,791
‎來吧，試試看

495
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:27,666
‎我媽的水果潘趣酒
‎配方有30年歷史

496
00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,125
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

497
00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:53,750
‎-嗨
‎-嘿

498
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,291
‎-你好
‎-嗨

499
00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:17,208
‎聽好了，這個…

500
00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:20,291
‎這個是軟膏

501
00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:23,250
‎每天要擦兩次，應該有幫助

502
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:28,125
‎還有這些草藥，每天喝一次

503
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,916
‎有寧神的效果

504
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:35,666
‎朋友送來的，她在樂斯拉夫
‎找了一個蒙古人看病

505
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,166
‎謝謝你的關心

506
00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:39,750
‎但是我在城裡看了專科醫生

507
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,625
‎那個蒙古人怎麼說？

508
00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:52,333
‎他說妳太操心了

509
00:53:52,416 --> 00:53:55,916
‎還說妳去找他的話
‎他能替妳調整藥方…

510
00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:58,500
‎把妳根治

511
00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:44,166
‎我愛妳，喬

512
00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:48,583
‎請妳不要無視我

513
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:54,500
‎別讓我做出更多更愚蠢的事

514
00:56:21,041 --> 00:56:23,000
‎退學是不可能的

515
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:26,291
‎-我們憑什麼毀掉學生的人生？
‎-還有什麼選擇？

516
00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:27,291
‎冷靜點

517
00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:32,041
‎除了大麻之外
‎有沒有學生驗出其他藥物反應？

518
00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:36,208
‎有三名學生的血液中
‎也驗出甲氧麻黃酮

519
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:43,458
‎謝謝

520
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,291
‎馬奇克，你的女兒也有問題

521
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:54,208
‎我們得讓他們三個退學

522
00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:58,666
‎不然就讓他們
‎在學年結束後安靜地轉校

523
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:01,750
‎但我們不必那樣做，那不是好的決定

524
00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:06,041
‎也許妳也可以接受大麻酚測試？

525
00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:07,916
‎什麼意思？

526
00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:12,416
‎大家都知道妳有抽大麻
‎而且不是一個人抽

527
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,291
‎真糟糕

528
00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:42,583
‎-你為什麼不為我辯護？
‎-不…妳別來責怪我

529
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:44,958
‎那些是嚴重的指控

530
00:57:46,208 --> 00:57:48,250
‎我們都知道是真的

531
00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,458
‎你當然只顧自己

532
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:54,958
‎只顧保住校長的工作

533
00:57:57,791 --> 00:57:59,541
‎恭喜你，校長先生

534
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:22,000
‎有兩條小魚在水裡游著

535
00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:26,458
‎他們碰巧遇到一條老魚

536
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:30,833
‎老魚對牠們點頭說…

537
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,916
‎“早安，小夥子們”

538
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,500
‎“水怎麼樣？”

539
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:41,666
‎然後那兩條小魚

540
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,041
‎繼續游了一會

541
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,750
‎再過了一會…

542
00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:53,166
‎其中一條魚看著另一條魚

543
00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:55,708
‎牠說…

544
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:01,458
‎“‘水’是什麼鬼東西？”

545
01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:22,000
‎你怎麼一直被打屁股？

546
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:30,250
‎我跟卡琳娜打賭
‎打屁股100下，我輸了

547
01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:35,958
‎我說在年底前
‎妳會把外公外婆的公寓給我們

548
01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,541
‎卡琳娜說不可能

549
01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:42,333
‎爸爸，我想去找媽咪

550
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,500
‎我要媽媽

551
01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:52,916
‎卡琳娜在哪裡？

552
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,958
‎我不知道，好像跟閨密去了湖邊

553
01:00:56,041 --> 01:00:57,125
‎你不知道？

554
01:00:57,208 --> 01:01:00,291
‎你不知道你的伴侶
‎你孩子的母親在哪裡？

555
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:03,000
‎爸爸又知道妳現在在哪嗎？

556
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:48,583
‎妳都能當我女兒了

557
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:51,875
‎但我不是你女兒

558
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:21,375
‎亞當！

559
01:02:40,916 --> 01:02:42,250
‎媽的

560
01:02:50,541 --> 01:02:51,916
‎-幹！
‎-幹！

561
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,041
‎快…！媽的

562
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:55,666
‎安靜點

563
01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,458
‎進來，快點！

564
01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:08,000
‎-安靜
‎-該死的

565
01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:11,500
‎那是塑膠的

566
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,500
‎馬奇克的教室

567
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:21,958
‎妳怎麼知道鑰匙在哪？

568
01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:23,666
‎別問蠢問題

569
01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:26,333
‎安靜

570
01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:35,333
‎他走了

571
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,916
‎把窗打開，那藥膏真的好臭

572
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,041
‎你最近常去跑步

573
01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:50,250
‎妳最近放學後都很忙

574
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,541
‎兒子們都因此受罪

575
01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:55,000
‎怎麼不把媽媽也加進去？

576
01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:01,666
‎我要讓他們退學

577
01:05:03,041 --> 01:05:04,333
‎小猴也是

578
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,083
‎-聽其他老師說的
‎-我不在乎

579
01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:15,750
‎這跟那三個學生或妳的自尊無關

580
01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:18,333
‎-這是關乎全家學校
‎-真的嗎？

581
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:20,125
‎我的自尊？

582
01:05:21,791 --> 01:05:25,333
‎-你還有別的好話要說嗎？
‎-冷靜點，我不是在攻擊妳

583
01:05:25,416 --> 01:05:27,250
‎你當然沒在攻擊我

584
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,500
‎你開口第一句話就說我臭

585
01:05:29,583 --> 01:05:32,208
‎我們重新開始這一天吧

586
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,375
‎早安，我親愛的老婆

587
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:44,208
‎看到妳活得健康，我真的很高興

588
01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:51,375
‎妳好香

589
01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:53,875
‎你也是

590
01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:00,416
‎湯！

591
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:04,000
‎故事！我要聽故事！

592
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,708
‎-故事！
‎-我求你了，等一下，好嗎？

593
01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,000
‎等一下

594
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,625
‎也許妳可以
‎把外公外婆的公寓給我們

595
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,708
‎問題就自動解決了吧？

596
01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:19,458
‎那公寓反正不是妳的

597
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:25,125
‎為什麼不讓他們去住？

598
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,666
‎對，媽，為什麼？

599
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:38,625
‎如果你們覺得那樣就能解決…

600
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:41,833
‎我隔著牆壁聽到的問題
‎那就大錯特錯了

601
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,708
‎你們不去讓他冷靜下來

602
01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:47,208
‎我就證明給你們看
‎我可以在兩分鐘內做到

603
01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:02,708
‎能請你準備牛奶嗎？

604
01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:08,416
‎還剩29次

605
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:17,208
‎這些陰影是壞死的腦組織

606
01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:20,875
‎再過六個月，那暗塊就會擴大一倍

607
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,083
‎妳有什麼建議？

608
01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:29,750
‎首先是寫遺囑

609
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:35,791
‎然後想想，這幾個月有什麼要做

610
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,875
‎妳還有輕微的搐搦症

611
01:07:46,958 --> 01:07:49,625
‎無害的病症，在狗身上比較常見

612
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:06,541
‎在這一層的病人
‎都還有一定的步行能力

613
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:12,416
‎我們當然也有電梯
‎但是如果有人想走樓梯

614
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,250
‎那當然也是可以的

615
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:19,416
‎我們支持各種形式的體力活動

616
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:23,000
‎請進

617
01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:26,958
‎這個房間是為令堂準備的

618
01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:30,750
‎也許不是五星級，但乾淨整潔

619
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:32,958
‎她會在這裡得到很好的照顧

620
01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:37,291
‎你快點走吧，否則會惹到肺炎

621
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,500
‎-又老又笨！
‎-媽！

622
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:40,833
‎老糊塗

623
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:50,708
‎真不敢相信，妳要把母親留在這裡

624
01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:56,583
‎等我變成那樣的時候
‎看看你又會怎樣

625
01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:08,416
‎在我的村子裡，沒有人要住老人院

626
01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:10,833
‎“在我的村子裡”

627
01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:14,291
‎你總愛強調自己的出身

628
01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:15,708
‎妳是以我為恥嗎？

629
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:18,000
‎是你自卑，所以才要強調

630
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:39,291
‎吃飯囉

631
01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:42,291
‎笨蛋來囉

632
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:47,750
‎他就不能成熟點嗎？他可是老師

633
01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:48,875
‎別太誇張了

634
01:09:50,541 --> 01:09:52,375
‎幸好他沒看到我們

635
01:09:52,916 --> 01:09:54,000
‎你怎麼知道？

636
01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:56,916
‎他沒有用擴音器跟我們打招呼

637
01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:03,083
‎別開那麼快，我會怕

638
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:09,333
‎-是誰？
‎-銀行

639
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,875
‎-妳不接嗎？
‎-開車時不接

640
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,958
‎接電話吧，媽

641
01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:18,916
‎求妳了，開慢點

642
01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:25,791
‎媽媽很固執，自以為是

643
01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:28,666
‎我喜歡她那一點

644
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,541
‎你也是

645
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:42,833
‎好了，來吧

646
01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:47,833
‎等一下

647
01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:18,000
‎我知道這公寓對妳意義重大

648
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:21,166
‎但妳就不能冷靜考慮
‎轉讓給我們住嗎？

649
01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:24,041
‎我們全都擠在一起，生活很困難

650
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,208
‎妳真是無恥

651
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:37,250
‎妳可以再租一間小的公寓

652
01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:39,125
‎妳需要的空間比我們小

653
01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:41,583
‎夠兩個人就行了

654
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:43,041
‎還有一隻狗

655
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:49,750
‎該死的

656
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,833
‎別擔心，我不會告訴維托克

657
01:12:57,375 --> 01:12:58,708
‎我不是笨蛋

658
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:03,000
‎我已經懷疑了很久，也許他也是

659
01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:13,708
‎如果妳的幸福要依靠別人

660
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:15,458
‎妳永遠都不會快樂

661
01:13:15,541 --> 01:13:18,208
‎關於這公寓，我只會說那麼多

662
01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:24,125
‎你要來嗎？

663
01:13:25,791 --> 01:13:26,666
‎好

664
01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,375
‎該死的！

665
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,125
‎我知道

666
01:13:41,791 --> 01:13:42,708
‎來吧

667
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:44,208
‎來

668
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:54,125
‎我們不能這樣繼續下去

669
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:10,666
‎來吧

670
01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:05,291
‎信封上的指紋
‎跟玻璃上的指紋不一樣

671
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,541
‎我不知道，也許是另一場埋伏

672
01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,250
‎休息一下，好嗎？

673
01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:18,791
‎也許跟爸爸談談吧

674
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:25,208
‎你那本正向思考手冊
‎還有別的建議嗎？

675
01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:33,000
‎我當然有！

676
01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,458
‎妳振作點，好嗎？

677
01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:38,875
‎也許展示一點感恩？

678
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:41,875
‎妳有想過我替妳做了什麼嗎？

679
01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:45,958
‎騙我的女人，去找偵探
‎還偷偷跑進學校裡

680
01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:50,500
‎我不管了

681
01:16:01,916 --> 01:16:03,875
‎妳喜歡抽水煙還是捲煙？

682
01:16:09,791 --> 01:16:11,291
‎到底發生了什麼事？

683
01:16:12,125 --> 01:16:13,125
‎是誰在問？

684
01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,083
‎安靜

685
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:36,250
‎（英文科教室）

686
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,708
‎早安

687
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,000
‎-早安
‎-早安

688
01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:25,916
‎扎布尼卡同學，請妳過來我的辦公室

689
01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:31,791
‎上課期間，妳那裡都不能去

690
01:17:32,791 --> 01:17:35,416
‎你憑什麼把她拉出去？

691
01:17:36,291 --> 01:17:40,625
‎我是這所學校的校長
‎所有人都要聽我的指示

692
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,166
‎如果你開除她
‎今天就是我在這學校的最後一天

693
01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:55,500
‎我們下課再談

694
01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:05,250
‎我不怕你

695
01:18:20,666 --> 01:18:22,500
‎我不怕你們任何一個

696
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,125
‎我想要新鮮的石榴

697
01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:53,250
‎我去買給妳

698
01:19:24,958 --> 01:19:27,208
‎妳認得這影片裡的人嗎？

699
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,208
‎不認得

700
01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:40,833
‎我不在乎妳為什麼晚上回來學校

701
01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:43,916
‎我也不在乎…

702
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:47,583
‎妳從哪裡拿到馬奇克的課室鑰匙

703
01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:50,666
‎如果有人看到，我也幫不了妳

704
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:54,000
‎我要讓妳休假

705
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,208
‎也許幕後主使就是你？

706
01:20:00,916 --> 01:20:02,083
‎回家吧

707
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:29,833
‎-喂？
‎-郵件裡有影片連結

708
01:20:29,916 --> 01:20:32,958
‎如果妳今晚不給家人看

709
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:35,250
‎明天全鎮都會看到

710
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:50,125
‎如果妳有一個機會
‎可以按自己的規則過活

711
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,500
‎妳現在會做什麼？

712
01:20:54,833 --> 01:20:56,625
‎我會抽著一根大麻

713
01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:03,000
‎躺在一個好色的農業學校老師面前

714
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:06,791
‎怎樣？

715
01:21:07,666 --> 01:21:10,541
‎請把你的飾帶穿得性感一點

716
01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:13,375
‎現在我要你起來，把褲子脫掉

717
01:21:16,416 --> 01:21:18,166
‎可以再說一次嗎？

718
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:21,958
‎我要你起來，把褲子脫掉

719
01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,583
‎-然後呢？
‎-對…

720
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,750
‎妳發誓要愛我

721
01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:58,083
‎對我忠誠

722
01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:00,291
‎在婚姻中尊重我

723
01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:13,791
‎我受夠了，我沒有欠你什麼

724
01:22:14,416 --> 01:22:16,791
‎我不要聽這種鬼扯

725
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:24,416
‎我已經受夠了
‎你的自卑和情緒勒索

726
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:27,625
‎還有你的虛偽，我已經受夠了

727
01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:30,750
‎你是個懦夫

728
01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:34,083
‎去抽煙，我要去

729
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:38,708
‎好啊，讓我覺得內疚

730
01:22:38,791 --> 01:22:42,916
‎我一輩子都是這樣吧？
‎很好，一如以往

731
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,708
‎妳很不公平，妳知道嗎？

732
01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:47,791
‎你又知道什麼？

733
01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:49,958
‎要我做早餐給你吃嗎？

734
01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,416
‎替你去買東西？

735
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,250
‎照顧你的孩子？

736
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:55,166
‎替你清潔？洗衣服？

737
01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,041
‎還有什麼？替你付帳單？

738
01:22:58,125 --> 01:23:00,791
‎對哦，我忘了，你還要我的公寓

739
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:04,291
‎拜託，卡琳娜，我都不知道
‎妳怎麼受得了這個窩囊廢

740
01:23:05,916 --> 01:23:09,125
‎看，小王子在笑

741
01:23:10,375 --> 01:23:13,083
‎太好了，真可惜是這種情況

742
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:14,958
‎但每次都有事情吧？

743
01:23:15,041 --> 01:23:17,833
‎也許你也該正視現實？

744
01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:19,916
‎-否則只會變得跟你爸一樣
‎-閉嘴！

745
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:20,958
‎怎樣？

746
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,166
‎-閉嘴！
‎-你才閉嘴！

747
01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:26,958
‎難道我該感謝你們
‎給我這個美好人生嗎？

748
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:30,708
‎-妳怎麼變成這樣？
‎-我受夠你了，你們所有人都是

749
01:23:30,791 --> 01:23:33,958
‎我受夠了你，還有你，還有你

750
01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:38,458
‎外婆不見了

751
01:23:46,041 --> 01:23:47,333
‎外婆！

752
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:50,416
‎外婆！

753
01:23:51,375 --> 01:23:52,875
‎媽！

754
01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:58,791
‎媽！

755
01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:03,250
‎外婆！

756
01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:11,000
‎外婆！

757
01:24:19,791 --> 01:24:23,250
‎寶貝，我愛上妳了

758
01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:26,250
‎搞什麼，去哪…？回家吧

759
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,583
‎我今晚不會回家

760
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:35,833
‎何時才回家？

761
01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:39,708
‎我不知道

762
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:23,708
‎秘密

763
01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:30,750
‎誠實

764
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:34,416
‎責任

765
01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:42,458
‎需求

766
01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:50,541
‎家庭

767
01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:57,583
‎你

768
01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:02,375
‎我愛妳

769
01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:05,541
‎早安

770
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:11,333
‎早安

771
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:17,291
‎-妳好
‎-妳好

772
01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,125
‎妳覺得如何？

773
01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:21,333
‎-一…
‎-很酷

774
01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:26,291
‎我從一開始就說，這看起來很造作

775
01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:29,416
‎我們可以印“你被操了”，簡單直接

776
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,166
‎這句台詞很好聽

777
01:28:31,250 --> 01:28:34,333
‎而且不是一切都以校長為中心吧？

778
01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,166
‎你怎麼了？

779
01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:41,125
‎沒什麼

780
01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:44,625
‎大家最近都很憂鬱

781
01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:48,541
‎妳很驚訝嗎？
‎所有男人很容易被冒犯

782
01:28:48,625 --> 01:28:51,541
‎有很多原因，天主教、父權制度

783
01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:53,041
‎一、二、一、二

784
01:28:53,541 --> 01:28:55,583
‎還有一個選擇

785
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:58,166
‎拒絕

786
01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:05,625
‎早安

787
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,333
‎早安

788
01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:14,416
‎各位…

789
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,833
‎我有重要消息要宣佈

790
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:20,041
‎我們不會讓任何人退學

791
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,375
‎我相信最惹事的學生

792
01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:29,291
‎會很適合清潔學校，要做的事情很多

793
01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:33,833
‎我會親自確保
‎他們這個暑假不會閒著

794
01:29:33,916 --> 01:29:34,791
‎所以…

795
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:38,208
‎待會我們在演講廳再見，對了

796
01:29:38,708 --> 01:29:42,208
‎我不希望任何人遲到

797
01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:54,375
‎我要告訴大家，我今天要辭職

798
01:29:56,166 --> 01:29:58,458
‎我不會再在學校任教了

799
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,166
‎我覺得這裡沒有我的位置

800
01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:08,541
‎你們也許會生我的氣
‎氣我在期末考前離棄你們

801
01:30:11,125 --> 01:30:12,291
‎那也沒辦法

802
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:17,083
‎有時候就是這樣
‎你們會熬過去，沒事的

803
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:25,541
‎跟你們道別讓我很難過
‎但我也很好奇

804
01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:27,125
‎不知道明天會帶來什麼

805
01:30:27,208 --> 01:30:29,958
‎我也想感謝你們

806
01:30:30,041 --> 01:30:34,125
‎我從你們身上學到很多
‎特別是其中一位

807
01:30:35,416 --> 01:30:36,875
‎非常感謝

808
01:31:56,625 --> 01:31:58,000
‎妳被操了

809
01:31:59,166 --> 01:32:00,333
‎賤人

810
01:32:04,416 --> 01:32:06,000
‎妳打算怎麼做？

811
01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,916
‎我說過了，我要辭職

812
01:32:11,041 --> 01:32:13,041
‎要改變主意還來得及

813
01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:26,625
‎嘿

814
01:34:21,666 --> 01:34:24,166
‎現在也許不是時候吧

815
01:38:45,416 --> 01:38:50,083
‎字幕翻譯：Ivan Wong