1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,096 -[camera clicking] -[man] Perfect. Beautiful. 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,139 [man 2 laughs] 5 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,558 -[man] Nice, guys. -["Not Tonight Santa" playing] 6 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:17,559 [laughs] 7 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:22,022 [photographer] Yeah, get in even closer, you on the left. Nice. 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,191 [indistinct chattering] 9 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,194 Yes, guys. Nice. Beautiful. 10 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:31,906 -Get in even closer this way. -♪ No Santa this morning ♪ 11 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:35,076 -♪ I guess my note got through… ♪ -[photographer] Awesome. 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:37,787 Oh, I love it. 13 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,249 -This is so great! Really nice. -[photographer] Yeah. 14 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,918 Kyle, let's see a smile. [chuckles] All right. Good. 15 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,254 Adam? 16 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,213 Mm-hmm. Yeah? 17 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:51,384 Okay. Uh, hey, Peter? My clients are getting antsy. 18 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,553 Oh, it's a rough life for the Insta-gays. 19 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,931 -You've been on the set up for 45 minutes. -You know my boss. 20 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,476 Lachlan likes to have all the options in every possible angle. 21 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,270 Okay. Well, I'll just tell him he needs to trust you. Hey, Siri! 22 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,521 Whoa! Hey! No, no, no. 23 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,106 No. No. Don't do that. 24 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,733 Okay, now that you've shown your clients 25 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,402 that their big bad agent has done his job, please let me do mine. 26 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,113 Hey, I know we all wanna get to Josh and Phillip's party, 27 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,867 and I promise we will get there after we get the shots. 28 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,118 Thank you. Looks great. 29 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,580 -You going with Nick? -Yes, and also with my boyfriend. 30 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:21,915 [camera shutter clicking] 31 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:22,916 Boyfriend? 32 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,419 -Okay, how long? -Three months and 22 days. 33 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,546 [chuckles] Okay, let me just put that into 34 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,882 the Guinness Book of Peter Records. [chuckles] 35 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,884 -I hate you. -You love me. 36 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,677 -[sighs deeply] -♪ But I need Cupid more ♪ 37 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,139 ♪ Than all the presents That I think I'm due ♪ 38 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,476 ♪ Ooh, ooh You give me something I could never… ♪ 39 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,521 Shoot went great. Yeah, got everything that we talked about. 40 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,315 Uh-huh, every shot on your list. 41 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,777 Yes, all the abs. 42 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:55,115 Hey, Lachlan, listen, uh, if I lose you, it's 'cause I'm going into a tunnel. 43 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,575 -[phone thuds] -[siren wailing in distance] 44 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,618 [exhales] 45 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:02,580 [clicks tongue] Ugh! 46 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,334 You looking a little sad today, Linda. 47 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,087 I think I know what this is about. 48 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,047 Just because I'm finally in a relationship 49 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,341 doesn't mean you're any less important to me. 50 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,468 [sighs deeply] 51 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:20,056 You saved me when Zack broke my heart, changed my life forever. 52 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,517 If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have any of my other plants. 53 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,476 Ow! Ow! 54 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,854 [scoffs] Judith! 55 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,231 Don't be jealous. 56 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,692 -I love you too. -[dog barks] 57 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,194 Come here. [chuckles] Hi, Emmett. 58 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,780 [laughs] Yes, good boy. 59 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,824 Ooh, hey, boys. 60 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,492 -Get ready for the party. -I'm tired. 61 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,120 Maybe you shouldn't have accepted so many TaskRabbits. 62 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,455 I don't accept TaskRabbits. I am the TaskRabbit. 63 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,832 I know how it works, Nick. 64 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,876 -Just get dressed. -You're going with your new man. 65 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,712 No, Tim can't come until later. I already told you this. 66 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,756 He has to be at the hospital until nine. None of this matters. You're coming. 67 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,885 -I don't have anything plaid. -Yes, you do because I knew you'd do this. 68 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,512 ♪ La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la ♪ 69 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,056 -You officially know me too well. -♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ 70 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,308 I'm ordering the Uber. 71 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:07,478 -[party chattering] -♪ I hope you have a horrible Christmas ♪ 72 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,939 -♪ I hope you have a nasty New Year… ♪ -Thank you so much. 73 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,775 -[man] Peter. -Oh, you guys! 74 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,569 Mwah. Mwah. 75 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:19,032 This is wow! You have really outdone yourselves this year. 76 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,825 Thank you. I did everything. 77 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,828 And by everything, he means micromanaging three event planners 78 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,456 and repeatedly threatening to sue them on Judge Judy. 79 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:27,415 [laughs] 80 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,958 -Oh, hi, Nick. -Hey! 81 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,001 -I got you a-- -Oh! 82 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,337 -So did I. -[both chuckle] 83 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,924 -[man] Wish I had a best friend like that. -You do. You have me. 84 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,259 -I don't see you bringing me drinks. -[scoffs] 85 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,428 -Bye, honey. -Bye. 86 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,430 -[exhales] -Well… 87 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,641 -Well, happy anniversary. -[chuckles] 88 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,142 To eight years. 89 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,519 Eight years of this party, but we've known each other nine. 90 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,939 Just took a year of social climbing to get the invite. 91 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,775 -I think you did most of the climbing. -I did. Thank you! 92 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,444 Ho-ho-hoes. Hey! 93 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:57,904 -Hey. -Hi, Adam. 94 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,823 [Peter] Wow, look at all this plaid perfection! 95 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,867 I'm glad we all made it. I know it was a long day… 96 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:06,287 Oh, babe, stop. I mean, it's not like you didn't pay us $15,000. 97 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,040 You got 15? Why didn't I get 15? 98 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:12,752 Oh, Max, baby, sweetie, honey, you know that Kyle was the original. 99 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:13,795 -And, uh-- -Ugh! 100 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:14,712 Oh. 101 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:18,633 Don't worry. She'll get over it. [inhales sharply] So, where's the guy? 102 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:21,135 [inhales] He's still at the hospital. He'll be here soon. 103 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,470 Oh my God! What happened? 104 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,098 -No, he works at a hospital. -Oh! 105 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,808 -He's a cardiologist. -[Adam] Oh. 106 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:29,602 He's, uh… right there. 107 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,861 What do I have to do to be cardiac arrested? 108 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:45,076 ♪ Dashing through the snow… ♪ 109 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,079 [man] Do you want one with you in it? 110 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,581 -No, it's for my plant account. -Oh. 111 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:54,252 I keep my plant Instagram and my personal Instagram separate. 112 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,878 Plants aren't my real job, so… 113 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,381 Well, I love how much you love plants. 114 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,219 I love how much you love hearts. 115 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,805 [chuckles] It's kinda my job to love hearts. 116 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:09,767 Well, hopefully someday it'll be my job to love plants. 117 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,020 I wish we were spending Christmas together. 118 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,355 So do I. 119 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,400 -I'm excited to go home, though. -Yeah? 120 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,861 Yeah. Christmas is always a big deal for my family. 121 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:24,032 And this year will be even better 'cause I won't be the single one. 122 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,327 -Who's gonna be the single one? -No. I mean, I'm always the single one. 123 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,372 Every year, it's like I'm this problem they all have to solve. 124 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,334 They can't understand why I haven't been in a relationship 125 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,044 more than a few months-- 126 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,799 -Problem solved. -[chuckles] 127 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,343 Come home with me. 128 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,219 -Seriously? -Yeah. 129 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,096 You said you have a bunch of time off. 130 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,514 So… [chuckles] 131 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:52,477 …come to New Hampshire, meet my family. They'll love you. 132 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,690 I… would love to come home with you. 133 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,276 -Yeah? -Yeah. 134 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:01,819 Okay, good. 135 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,988 Let's deck the halls together. 136 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,907 -[chuckling] -[phone vibrates, chimes] 137 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,450 [whispering] I'm sorry. One second. 138 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,622 Oh, crap. The hospital needs me. I'm so sorry. 139 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,375 -No, it's okay. It's a sign. -[exhales] 140 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,959 It's meant to be. Go. 141 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,046 [chuckles] Go make more doctor money to pay for your plane ticket. 142 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,340 -[laughs] -[joyful Christmas music playing] 143 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,513 -[man over phone] Peter? -Hi, Dad. 144 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:32,475 Yes. Yes, it's me, since it said "Peter" on your screen when the phone rang, 145 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,936 and also you're looking at my face. 146 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:38,940 -I have you under "probably wants money." -I haven't asked you for money in years. 147 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,566 Why is that still my name on your phone? 148 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,569 Well, I wanted to change it to "the single one," but, uh-- 149 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,655 [laughs ironically] Good one, Dad. 150 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,490 Anyway, I'm not calling about what to get you. 151 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:52,120 -I'm calling about what to get Mom. -Wine glasses. She broke two last night. 152 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,204 Two? 153 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,205 How? 154 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:56,749 Wine. 155 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,670 -Hi, Mom! -Hi, honey. Oh, I can't wait to see you. 156 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,631 I can't wait to see you too. Hey, what should I get for Dad? 157 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:06,092 -Nothing. He doesn't need anything. -[chuckles] 158 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,886 Honey, I think he's becoming one of those hoarders. 159 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,013 I swear. He won't throw anything out. 160 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,348 [gasps] I know. 161 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,435 Oh, get him one of those things. You know, those dumpster things. 162 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,894 What's that called? 163 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,938 Dumpster. It's a dumpster. 164 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,606 Yes! Get him one of those. 165 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,568 Well, you know what Mom and Lisa would love? 166 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,653 -What? -Gift sets from my new makeup line. 167 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,488 [gasps] What new makeup line? 168 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:31,033 It's organic. It's like all from the farm, which is what I'm calling it. 169 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,785 "Farm On My Face." 170 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,914 Oh, that sounds, um… I love it! 171 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,000 I want a Rolex. It doesn't have to be real. 172 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:39,917 Okay. 173 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,377 -Unless you want it to be. -[laughs] 174 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:46,632 No, but seriously, don't get me anything. Just bring you. I miss your stupid face. 175 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,759 I miss your stupid face. 176 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,721 But I'm not just bringing me, 177 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,557 I'm also bringing a surprise. 178 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,810 [squeals] Is it a person? 179 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,646 Maybe. Maybe not. 180 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,358 -Oh, so you are getting me a Rolex. -[chuckles] 181 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,947 [woman] We had a guy who did our lights for years, Carl, 182 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,366 and I've been calling him for days with no answer, 183 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,619 until just this morning, his wife finally picked up 184 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:15,870 and told me he died, 185 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:17,371 hanging Christmas lights. 186 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,665 He fell on someone's roof and broke his neck. 187 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,209 I'm sorry to hear that. 188 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,878 Thank God I found you. 189 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,589 I had no idea TaskRabbits did Christmas lights. 190 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,926 Oh, they should call you TaskElves during the holidays. 191 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:33,763 If it's okay, I'm gonna focus on this. You know, so I don't fall off your roof. 192 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,640 Oh, here's my husband. 193 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,308 -We'll leave you alone. -[car door opens] 194 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:40,520 -[husband] Is that Carl? -No. He's with TaskRabbit. Carl died. 195 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,314 But this guy is great. This is the fourth house he's done this week. 196 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,649 Oh, looks great. 197 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,067 [sad music plays] 198 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,862 [Peter] No! You're married! 199 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,323 You're a liar and a cheater. 200 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,325 You've been lying to me for almost four months, 201 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,786 and to your wife for however many years, 202 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,538 and to yourself for-- 203 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,123 No. You know what? I'm not gonna judge whatever journey you're on. 204 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,667 I-- It's not what I'm looking for, 205 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,545 and I hope that you never do it to anybody else ever again. [inhales] 206 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,255 -[phone clatters] -[Peter exhales] 207 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,132 -I didn't wanna tell you, but… -[smacks lips] You had to. 208 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,302 [sighs deeply] 209 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,931 -[emotional music playing] -Well, Linda, here we are again. 210 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,060 You know you're a Chinese money plant, right? 211 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,854 You're supposed to bring me luck. 212 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:27,567 [exhales] 213 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,236 [music continues] 214 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,081 [exhales] 215 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,126 Hey. How long are you going home for? 216 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:46,627 Ten days. 217 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:49,505 So maybe you don't need that tower of sweaters? 218 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,217 [exhales] Maybe I'll just stay there and never come back. 219 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,637 Mm, because Bridgewater, New Hampshire, population 36, 220 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,848 has a huge buffet of single gay men. 221 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:03,728 The all-you-can-eat buffet in Los Angeles has served me nothing but 7 heartbreaks, 222 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,897 a mountain of therapy debt, and a chipped tooth. 223 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,107 Chipped tooth was your fault. 224 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,485 I was running away from the guy that faked that he had cancer. 225 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,572 Maybe it's not L.A. Maybe you choose the wrong guys. 226 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,240 Fine! I'll date no one, 227 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,368 but I'll be close to my family, I'll open my plant store, 228 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,496 I'll be a guncle, and a plant lady forever. 229 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,708 [exhales] Actually sounds perfect. 230 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,086 And plants don't cheat. [scoffs] I think you should come home with me. 231 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,464 We can pretend we fell in love after all these years. 232 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,840 [laughs] 233 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,926 Wait, hold on. 234 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,889 Hold up. Hold up. Actually, that's good. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. 235 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,224 -Oh, you're funny. -It would solve everything. 236 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,311 I can temporarily bury the pain of my pathetic love life, 237 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:48,606 while also showing my family that I'm not a mental case 238 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,900 who has no ability to be in a relationship. 239 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,235 -By lying to them the whole time. -Yes! 240 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,904 It'll be so easy. 241 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,114 My family already asks why we're not just together. 242 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,992 Oh, all straight people ask that about gay friends. 243 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,120 I mean, besides I stocked up for my first holiday staycation. 244 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,915 Your first solo holiday staycation. 245 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,584 I love a solo holiday staycation. 246 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,878 You've never done a solo holiday staycation. 247 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:14,465 You've always had a boyfriend. Come on. 248 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,510 -Hmm. -Come home with me. 249 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:20,179 You don't wanna spend Christmas all by yourself. 250 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:24,183 I won't be by myself. I have Emmett, and an endless stream of TaskRabbit jobs, 251 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,602 which is all about helping people, which brings me joy. 252 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,021 And if that isn't the Christmas spirit, I don't know what is. 253 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,357 Nick, I don't want you to be here all by yourself, 254 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,694 reminiscing about the great Christmases you had with your mom as a kid. 255 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,823 I know she'll always be in your heart, but… 256 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,035 you shouldn't be alone with those feelings at Christmas. 257 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,288 [exhales] 258 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,500 You want me to buy a plane ticket leaving tomorrow? 259 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,002 I mean, do you know how expensive that'll be? 260 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:53,713 Nick! 261 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,173 -[scoffs] -You have Saving Emmett money. 262 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,508 [groans] 263 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,428 Yes, thank you! 264 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,472 And you'll have even more money when you finish writing the sequel, 265 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,683 which you really have to start before you can finish. 266 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,810 Well, what if it's not as good as the first one? 267 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,646 -Nick, it's a children's book about a dog. -[groans] 268 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,066 Sorry, Emmett. [chuckles] I didn't mean it like that. 269 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,318 It's a lot to live up to. You wrote such a good book. 270 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,113 Because you… [inhales sharply] …are such a good writer. 271 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,199 So good, that the first book you wrote became a bestseller, 272 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,659 and now you have all this money 273 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,786 that you're saving for a rainy day and… [gasps] 274 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:26,704 …look… 275 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,248 it's pouring. 276 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,043 -All right. -[gasps] Thank you! Thank you, thank you. 277 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,880 -But we're not doing the boyfriend thing. -Yeah, we are. [chuckles] 278 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,841 It's the greatest present I could possibly give my parents. 279 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,551 ["Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season" plays] 280 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,469 [exhales] 281 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,054 Change of plans, buddy. 282 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,223 You get to spend Christmas at the doggy hotel. 283 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,268 ♪ Happy holiday ♪ 284 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,354 ♪ Happy holiday ♪ 285 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,023 ♪ While the merry bells… ♪ 286 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,567 It needs to be a moment in front of the whole family. 287 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,402 I wanna see everyone's face when we tell them. 288 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,862 And when will that be? 289 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,656 Everyone's coming over for dinner tonight. I think we do it then. 290 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,451 -How much does your mom know? -Nothing yet. 291 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,537 -[Nick] You didn't tell her I'm coming? -She knows that. She's very excited. 292 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,792 [Nick] She didn't ask why I'm randomly coming at the last minute? 293 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,585 [Peter] What? No! No. 294 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,629 You're family. You don't need a reason. 295 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,634 [horn honking] 296 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,177 [Nick] Oh my God! 297 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,638 Do you think she Googled "funny, gay Christmas signs?" 298 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,224 Yes, and then she made that in her crafting room. 299 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:32,019 -[laughs] What, Sleigh Queen Carole? -You have to call her Christmas Carole. 300 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,772 She insists on being called Christmas Carole for all of December. 301 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,691 How did I not know your mom had a holiday-specific drag name? 302 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,944 Because you've never been here for Christmas before. 303 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:40,903 [chuckles] 304 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:42,988 [Peter] Mom? 305 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,158 -[car door shuts] -[giggling] Mom! Mom! 306 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,369 [Carole] My baby! Oh! 307 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,411 [Peter chuckles] 308 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:54,083 -[Carole] Oh, I missed you so much. -[groans] 309 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,669 -Welcome home, handsome. -Aw… 310 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,045 Christmas Carole? 311 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,964 -Saint Nick. -[laughing] 312 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,929 I'm so happy right now. Do you love my antlers? 313 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,347 -So much! -[Nick laughs] 314 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,307 -Your dad said they were corny. -What? 315 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,267 Ah, he's corny. 316 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,227 -They're supposed to be corny. -Good corny. 317 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,353 Exactly! 318 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:19,149 You know what, he can freeze his ears off, but we don't have to because… 319 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,152 -Oh. -You get a pair and you get a pair. 320 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,238 And you get a pair and you-- Who am I? 321 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,406 -Oprah. -Oprah. 322 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,200 Oh, right, yeah. Of course, you guys knew that. 323 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,579 -Come on! -We'll get our bags. We'll get our bags. 324 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,917 So, Peter, my love, you told Lisa that you were bringing home a surprise, 325 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,129 and we thought maybe you were bringing a boyfriend. 326 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:45,175 But thank God you didn't, 'cause you would have totally ruined it. 327 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,678 -Ruined what? -Hmm… 328 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,264 I think Carole has something up her sleeve. 329 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,058 -Christmas Carole. -Thank you. 330 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,896 [smacks lips] Well, my early Christmas present for you is… 331 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,565 a blind date. 332 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,276 -[whimpers] -His name is James. 333 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,905 He's really cute. He's about your age. I really think you're gonna like him. 334 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,782 No! No, I'm not going on a-- 335 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,494 You're not going anywhere until I get a proper hug. 336 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,079 [chuckling] Hi, Dad. 337 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,166 -Oh, I'm glad you're home, son. -[Peter] Aw. 338 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:22,463 -Nicholas, it's always good to see you. -[chuckling] You too, Harold. 339 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,215 Okay, you can go. Where are you going? 340 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,259 -He's going on a blind date. -No, I'm not. 341 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,845 -Yes, he is. -[Peter] No. No, he's not. 342 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:34,224 How is there even a single, "single" gay man in this town? 343 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,645 -Why wouldn't there be? You two are here. -But why is he here? 344 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,731 That’s a great question for you to ask on your first date! 345 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:41,690 [chuckles] 346 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,775 I love it. 347 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,318 -[Carole] He loves it. -You’re going. 348 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,611 -You’re going. -Nick! 349 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,781 I just wanted to say, 350 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:53,410 thank you, for allowing me to do a last-minute Christmas crash. It-- 351 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,663 [Harold] Are you kidding? I’m thrilled! 352 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,917 But you're gonna have to excuse me because we have a leaky pipe in the basement, 353 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,380 and I can’t seem to fix it, so I'm just gonna have to call a plumber. 354 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,715 Well, why don't you let me try and fix it? 355 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:11,220 No… No, are you sure? 356 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,140 Oh gosh, I hadn’t thought of that. Of course, I thought of that, 357 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,810 but Carole said I shouldn't ask you because you're our guest. 358 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,769 A guest. 359 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,270 But I hate this plumber. 360 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,023 He overcharges, and he smells like roast beef. 361 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,316 So, screw him! 362 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,694 We've got our own Handy Bunny right here! 363 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,404 -[titters] -[chuckles] 364 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,740 TaskRabbit, Dad. TaskRabbit. He’s a Tasker. 365 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,700 -Rabbit? -[Peter] Yep. 366 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,786 And I’m a little bit offended. How come you didn’t ask me to fix your pipe? 367 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,454 -Uh-huh. -[Carole] Oh well… 368 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,373 -[Peter] Okay. -Sweetie. [chuckles] 369 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,127 [scoffs] Okay, I didn't wanna fix your stupid pipe anyway. Go. Go. 370 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,129 -Go help him. -[Harold] Come on, let's go. 371 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,215 Honey, you’re very talented. You're good at so many things-- 372 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,426 Oh, like, like fixing my poinsettias. 373 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,636 Oh, look how sad they are. 374 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,140 -[scoffs] -What? 375 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,142 [Peter] Oh… 376 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,894 Go ahead. I'm sure you'll do your magic. 377 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,857 I'll try, but only if you drop this whole blind-date thing. 378 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,859 No, Peter, come on. 379 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,527 [chuckling] I don't even live here. 380 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,612 I know it, but wouldn’t it be great if you did? 381 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,906 Okay, so that’s what this is about. 382 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,241 It would be a bonus. 383 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,994 We only get to see your face once or twice a year. 384 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:21,081 Yes, which is exactly why I’m here, to spend time with my family. 385 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,293 Well, and your family really wants you to have a relationship. 386 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,335 I'm just saying. 387 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,588 [chuckling] Yes, I know! That’s very clear! 388 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,594 -Why do you avoid love? -Okay, stop. I don't… I'm not… 389 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,970 I'm not avoiding love. 390 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,931 I'm just avoiding getting set up on a blind date by… 391 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,641 -Your mother? -[chuckling] Right. 392 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,061 What's w-- [gasps] You don't trust me? 393 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,271 Not with this, no. 394 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,815 Just because you happen to meet a gay guy, doesn’t mean 395 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,150 you have to set me up with them. 396 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,277 It doesn't mean that we'd be… You know… 397 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:54,198 You’ve told me that millions of times when I've asked why you weren’t with Nick, 398 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,241 but I understand much better now. 399 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,536 I'm reading this great book. It's called Loving Your LGBTT Child. 400 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,413 [chuckles] I think you mean LGBTQ. 401 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,999 Yeah. Whatever. Do I? Yeah. Sure, that's it! Yes! 402 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:04,917 And it's great. 403 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,462 It talks all about gay friendships, and it says, just what you said, 404 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:12,591 "Much like a man and a woman don't have to have a romantic relationship, 405 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,551 a man and man don't have to." 406 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,136 -Exactly. -Mm. 407 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,430 But you never know! [clicks tongue] 408 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,891 You know, it's not every day that you meet a gay handyman. 409 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,893 How did you learn how to do all this stuff? 410 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,520 [grunts, sighs] 411 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,772 On YouTube and HGTV. 412 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,942 Oh. What is that? A Homosexual Gay network? 413 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,110 [chuckles] Basically. 414 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,279 Oh. I'll check it out. HGTV. 415 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,406 It's not porn, is it? 416 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:38,951 Kind of. 417 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,205 But, honey, I really do think this James guy is great. 418 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,124 He’s a new trainer at my gym. 419 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,377 And he came in, all the girls went crazy for him. 420 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,504 And then, of course, he told us he was gay. [chuckles] 421 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,133 Audrey was devastated, but I thought, "Gay? I know gay." 422 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:58,345 And so, I told him all about you, I did, and I showed him your picture, 423 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,765 and he thought you were really cute, and he would love to meet you. 424 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,934 [sighs deeply] 425 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,811 Show me his picture. 426 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,688 -Really? Okay. -Yeah. 427 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,399 Wait. Wait, how-- Where would I find a picture? 428 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,650 I don't have a picture of him. 429 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,944 You don't have a picture? You showed him my picture. 430 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:17,030 Well, I know, because I have a hundred pictures of you in my phone. 431 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,866 I don't have any pictures of him. 432 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,201 I just met-- That would be weird. That's creepy. 433 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,078 -[chuckles] -Oh, maybe he's on Facebook. 434 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,706 Honey, how do I do it? How do I get into Facebook again? 435 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,958 -Oh my God, Mom. -Oh wait, there it is. Okay. 436 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,003 Oh, look at that, sweetheart. [chuckles] 437 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:34,673 Look, it's a canary and a German Shepherd, and they're besties. 438 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,593 -Look! They're doing the Macarena. -[Peter] Wow. 439 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:43,098 I can't believe Christmas Carole took down all your Britney posters. 440 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,809 I can’t believe you ended our relationship without consulting me. 441 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,187 Our relationship hadn’t officially started, so-- 442 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,104 [Peter] Yes, it had! 443 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,024 In our agreed-upon fictional backstory, it absolutely had. 444 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:57,404 And then you went and endorsed the idea of me going on a blind date, 445 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,489 as if we were looking for a third. 446 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,450 It’s one date. 447 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,409 Exactly. 448 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,410 It's one date. 449 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,954 One date is not the same thing as a relationship. 450 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,125 And a blind date has almost zero chance of working out, 451 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,712 and I’ll still be single, and it'll somehow all be my fault, 452 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,257 and it's all anybody will talk about for the entire vacation. 453 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,800 [Peter sighs] 454 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,554 Do you know how excited I was to bring Tim home to meet my family? 455 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,472 Yes. 456 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:24,890 I’m sorry. 457 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,226 But look at it this way, 458 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,978 at least you don’t have to call your mom in a month and explain to her 459 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,190 that the guy that you brought home for Christmas is, oops, married, 460 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,900 to a woman, with kids. 461 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,986 And now I don’t have to lie to your family for ten days straight. 462 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,117 -You are the worst fake boyfriend. -[door closes downstairs] 463 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:48,705 [Lisa] Don't get too excited! It's just me, your favorite sister. 464 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:53,126 Where are you? Get down here. I need to see your stupid face. 465 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,337 -[chuckling] Hey. -[squealing] 466 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,838 -Oh… -[chuckles] 467 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,841 [vocalizing] 468 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,593 -Bop! -[laughs] 469 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,178 -[Peter] Aw… [squealing] Uncle Peter. 470 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,055 Hi. 471 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,723 You know what? 472 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,184 I got one of those memory things on my phone the other day 473 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,520 from that night that you guys took me out in West Hollywood 474 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,648 and made me get on that bar with all those shirtless cowboys. 475 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,816 "Made" you. Mm… 476 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,150 -Mom! -Mom! 477 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,068 What? 478 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,112 [whining] Am I not allowed to have a good time? 479 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,530 I never get out. 480 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,825 -[scoffs] Lisa, we literally own a bar. -We own a pub, Tony. 481 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,202 -It's not the same thing. [chuckles] -[Tony groans] 482 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,746 [Carole] Leese, I need help with the chicken! 483 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,083 [chuckles] Hi. 484 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,626 -[girl] Hi, Nick. -Aw… 485 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,879 Bring it in. It's so good to see you. Merry Christmas. 486 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,381 -Both of you. -[Nick chuckles] 487 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,343 -Hi. -They were gay shirtless cowboys, right? 488 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,303 -[Carole] Tony! -Very. 489 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,555 -Super gay. -[Carole] Tony, you need to come help me… 490 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,806 Coming, Carole! 491 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,684 Oh! Hi! 492 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,270 -[squeals, laughs] -Hi! [gasps] 493 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:54,938 Hi! 494 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:59,526 Sam, Simon, you both got nine feet taller than the last time I saw you. 495 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,612 Boys look who else is here! Do you remember Nick? 496 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,906 Nick is your Uncle Peter’s roommate, 497 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,200 but he also wrote your favorite book 498 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,911 that we used to read every night before bed. 499 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,914 -Saving Emmett? -Yes, Saving Emmett! 500 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,541 Is Emmett your real dog? 501 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,376 -Yes, he is. -So where is he? 502 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,837 He wanted to come, but he’s afraid of flying 503 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,798 so he’s home in California, but he’s very happy 504 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,259 because he’s with all his doggie friends at the hotel. 505 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,636 But what if he thinks you left him forever 506 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,181 like the first people did before you saved him? 507 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,894 -Okay. Come on, let's say hi to Grandma. -[whispering] He's so big. 508 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,646 -So, how was the trip? -It was great! Merry Christmas. 509 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,523 You kids don’t realize how good you have it. 510 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,151 The first time Aunt Sandy directed the pageant, 511 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,903 it was totally bonkers. 512 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,280 Okay, Mom, we've heard the story a million times. 513 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,907 Yeah, okay, well, Nick hasn’t. 514 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,618 So you don’t have to listen, and you can just sit there. 515 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,453 Anyhoo… 516 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,914 -[all chuckle] -Aunt Sandy had just moved back here 517 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,375 from New York City, where she had an acting career. 518 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,753 Well, "career" is generous, but no, no, go ahead. Go ahead. 519 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,506 -She was in a Broadway show. -It was Off-Broadway. 520 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,758 It was Little Shop of Horrors, right? She was Audrey. 521 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,802 She was the understudy to Audrey. 522 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,678 Oh my God, Grandma, I love you. 523 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,263 I cannot tell a lie. 524 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,431 So anyways, 525 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:15,894 Aunt Sandy made me, and Uncle Peter and Aunt Ashleigh be in the pageant, 526 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:19,564 just like she’s making you kids do, except our script, 527 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,733 Aunt Sandy wrote herself. 528 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,277 It took place backstage at the pageant. 529 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,280 It was like a play within a play. 530 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,366 So, all four of you kids are in the pageant? 531 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,118 But we need to get out of it. 532 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:34,079 -[woman singing] ♪ Joy to the world ♪ -[gasping] 533 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,707 -♪ The Lord is come ♪ -[indistinct chattering] 534 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:44,673 ♪ Let earth receive her King ♪ 535 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:48,718 -Oh my gosh! -[mouthing] 536 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,138 I'm so sorry, everybody, I'm so sorry, I'm late! 537 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,141 I was going over tomorrow’s rehearsal schedule and… 538 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,518 and all of sudden I got terribly distracted because 539 00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:01,064 out of nowhere Whitney Houston’s version of "Joy to the World" came on 540 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,025 and that's-- It's the greatest version ever. 541 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,694 I love that version. You bring dessert? 542 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:09,531 And then I just started singing along, then all of a sudden, I thought, 543 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,909 "Oh my God, Sandy, you're having an epiphany." 544 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,204 "'Joy to the World' needs to be in your show!" 545 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,664 Well, yes. 546 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,125 Because it's so spectacular. It's got everything in it. 547 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:24,004 It's got the King, the Savior, the Glory, and the Born. 548 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:24,963 The Born. 549 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:28,717 I've got so much to do before this show, but I… I had to come here because 550 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,343 you're my first Joseph. 551 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,680 -I love you, I really do. I do. -I love you too. 552 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,433 Oh my, my, my. 553 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,394 Well, well… 554 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,939 What a handsome new boyfriend. 555 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,483 No. No. [chuckles] 556 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,737 Uh, no, this is my handsome roommate and oldest friend Nick. 557 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,863 Hi. 558 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,157 But he might have a boyfriend tomorrow! 559 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,244 -Mom, Mom, can we not do this right now? -What? What? What's tomorrow? 560 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,746 Well, he’s going on a date. 561 00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:58,663 Wha-- 562 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,249 -Like, from Grindr? -No. 563 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,167 Oh my God. 564 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,627 No, like from Mom. 565 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:04,586 What? 566 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,630 Well, I'm sorry. I didn't want to tell everybody. 567 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:09,132 I thought you'd ruin it. He might not get on the plane. 568 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,593 -[screams] Oh my God! -Okay. Wow. 569 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,511 Okay. Thank you. 570 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,387 Hey, congratulations. 571 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,806 -Yay! -Okay. Okay. [chuckles] 572 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,476 -Thank you all. Thank you so much! -I'm sorry. 573 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:22,354 -I think they should be together. -Yes, same. 574 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,980 -Let's discuss that later. -[chattering] 575 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,359 Okay, can we please stop clapping for the relationship you've decided I'm in 576 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,277 with the person that I have not even met yet. 577 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,446 Okay, you're all gonna jinx it! 578 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,909 So, who wants to see my new Christmas tree? 579 00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:37,744 [giggling] 580 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:38,828 Oh… 581 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,413 -[Carole] What? -[Peter] No… 582 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,083 Mom, a fake white tree? 583 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,334 Yes, I love it. 584 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,461 I mean, you all can want, like, a real tree, 585 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,630 but I’m the one who has to clean up the needles. 586 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,384 I love it. Nick loves it, don’t you-- Nick, don't you love it? 587 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,595 It-- Yes! 588 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,846 -[Carole] See? -[scoffs] 589 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,724 Well… [scoffs] …where are all the family ornaments? 590 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,435 She probably gave them away with Sam and Simon's toys 591 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,020 I did not. 592 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,898 I think it is so cool and so modern. 593 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:07,899 And you know what? 594 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,151 These gorgeous stars came with the trees, 595 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,194 I love them. 596 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,862 I do too. 597 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:15,490 Give. 598 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,950 [gasps] Oh… 599 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:24,207 You're such a thief. [scoffs] 600 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,251 -[continuous rapid knocking] -[gasps] 601 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:29,838 Stop! 602 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:34,801 [Peter grunts] 603 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,431 -[Nick] Time to get up. -Thanks, Alexa, but I didn’t set an alarm. 604 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,599 Your mom promised to kill me 605 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,309 if I didn’t wake you in time for your date. 606 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:45,687 It's not until one o'clock, after her spin class. 607 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:49,107 Yeah, she’s at the class. It’s noon. You have jet lag. 608 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,692 Well… [scoffs] 609 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,652 How come you're so perky? 610 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,738 Well, so much coffee. [chuckles] 611 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:58,491 I noticed your dad only finished doing the lights on the bottom half of the house 612 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,744 so I wanted to get up and finish it for him. 613 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:03,330 You don't have to impress my family. 614 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:06,833 I know I don’t, but I wanted to do it. And I’m good at it. 615 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,959 And I’m having fun. 616 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,171 But not as much fun as you’re about to have on this blind date. 617 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,464 Okay. Thank you. 618 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:15,091 Okay. Well, get dressed and get cute. 619 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,426 You're such a pusher. 620 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,387 -Don that gay apparel. -Shut up. 621 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,599 [exhales] 622 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,400 [upbeat music playing] 623 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,448 -No, no. No! -[message alerts beeping] 624 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,367 [gym instructor speaks indistinctly] 625 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:45,705 -I hate you so much. -[message alerts beeping] 626 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:50,627 It… it flames, flames, on the side of my face… 627 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,003 [gym instructor] Good. 628 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,172 -[applauding] -[Peter] Well… Okay. 629 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,715 Oh! [chuckles] 630 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,133 [indistinct chattering] 631 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,969 I don't think he's really gay. There's no way. 632 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,597 [gasps] You came. 633 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,099 You woke up. 634 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,850 Yes, hi. Yes, I woke up. 635 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,769 [techno music playing, intensifying] 636 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,402 So, this is James who I told you about, 637 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:19,447 and this is my perfect son, Peter, who I told you about, obviously. 638 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,366 So, yeah… [chuckles] He's an Aquarius, so… 639 00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:23,284 So, what happens now? 640 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,286 -Great to meet you. -You too. 641 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,123 I, uh, was thinking we could grab a cup of coffee. 642 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,874 We don’t have Starbucks here, 643 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,585 but there’s this cute little place owned by Mrs. Claus, 644 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,796 and she makes a mean peppermint latte. 645 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,174 Oh, well, it’s about time Mrs. Claus branched out on her own. 646 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,175 [all chuckle] 647 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,678 Isn't he funny? He's funny too. Very, very smart. 648 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,096 Yeah. And so handsome. 649 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:46,599 [James] Your mom is the best. Talks about you all the time. 650 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,477 -I’m sure she does. I'm sorry about that. -No, no, it's all good things. 651 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,814 You probably thought you were going on a date with the hottest, smartest, 652 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,734 funniest, coolest, most interesting person who was ever born. 653 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,777 Maybe I am. 654 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:58,945 -Oh! -Mm. 655 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,739 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 656 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,741 No, I think that was my fault. 657 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:06,077 And now you know I'm not the coolest, so we got that out of the way. 658 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,664 [clears throat] So, um, why are you living in this town? 659 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:14,335 -Uh, oh, uh-- -Sorry, that sounded… 660 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,296 No! No, that's a fair question. 661 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,798 Last year I got a job as a ski instructor at Eagle Hill. 662 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,134 Oh, I used to ski Eagle Hill all the time growing up. 663 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:25,638 I was teaching there last season and loved it, because, you know, free skiing. 664 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:29,726 But I was shuttling back and forth to Boston weekly for my regular gym job, 665 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,060 and that got old real fast. 666 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:33,646 So this year I decided to move up for the season. 667 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:37,901 Found a sublet, got the job at the spinning studio, and I ski a lot more. 668 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:43,239 Wow. A ski instructor and trainer of moms in a wintry Christmas village. 669 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,491 I love it up here. 670 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,575 But what about… 671 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,077 -Ah, yeah, the, uh… -[scoffs] 672 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,580 …gay dating app radius is kind of a joke, 673 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:51,956 especially when it snows. 674 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,833 -It snows all the time. -All the time. 675 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,339 And magically here you are. 676 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,467 Here I am. 677 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,677 -[coughs] -Oh! Oh! 678 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,388 -Let me… Let me get you a clean one. -Oh, thank you. 679 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,891 [Peter clears throat] 680 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,978 Real Christmas trees. 681 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,022 Hmm. 682 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,565 -Flip it around. -[James] Yeah. 683 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,568 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I got it. 684 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,445 Getting these branches here. 685 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,864 -Okay. That's fine. -Yeah. 686 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,535 -Did we do it? -I think we did. 687 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,079 Except you won’t be able to drive. 688 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,748 [chuckles] Can’t we just pull it back towards us? 689 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,874 -Yeah, sure. -Okay. 690 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,253 [Peter grunts] 691 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,129 -Oh! Okay. -Yeah. 692 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,756 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 693 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,299 -Hey! -Okay. 694 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,846 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 695 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:50,932 Well, should we ask Mrs. Claus? 696 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,103 Ah, she's busy, and you did tell me you know what you're doing. 697 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,730 -I said that to impress you. -[both laugh] 698 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,940 [message alert bleeps] 699 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,069 You got me a down vest. 700 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,112 Merry Christmas. 701 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,113 Thank you. 702 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,866 Aren’t y’all breaking the rules? 703 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,952 I thought the whole point of this was to keep presents a secret. 704 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,747 Rules are meant to be broken, especially when it comes to insane rules 705 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,667 that make zero sense. [chuckles] 706 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,627 Why are we all in separate rooms 707 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,963 wrapping our gifts at the same time at our mother's house? 708 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,757 Because that's what we did when we were kids. 709 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,303 [chuckles] But now we’re grown-ups with our own houses, 710 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,971 so you’re wondering, 711 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,432 "Why do they still have to wrap them here?" 712 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,225 Great question, Nick. 713 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,519 And the non-answer answer to that is because 714 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:41,149 this is the "Annual Harrison Family Secret Wrapping Party," 715 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,817 courtesy of Christmas Carole. 716 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,777 -[clears throat] -Do we need wine? 717 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,905 -Yes, wine. -We definitely do. 718 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:47,864 Oh, Nick! Nick! 719 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,742 Could you find out what my mother is getting me? 720 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:53,036 And if it’s another one of her stupid signs, 721 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,330 tell her I'd like cash instead. 722 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,331 [Tony chuckles] 723 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,499 -Okay. -Okay. 724 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,377 -Hey, Christmas Carole-- -[gasps] 725 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,254 Oh, I think I just peed a little bit. 726 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,464 Oh! [chuckles] 727 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,925 I thought you were Peter. I’m wrapping his gift! 728 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:10,345 -Can I see what you’re giving him? -Yeah, you promise not to tell? 729 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:12,555 Ta-da! 730 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:16,142 "Bloom where you are planted." [chuckles] 731 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,727 -[chuckling] -Oh, I love that. 732 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,062 I know! I love it too. 733 00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,105 Oh, do you wanna see the one I made for Lisa? 734 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,775 -Yes. -Ready? 735 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,908 You know, she actually, um… 736 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,203 -What, honey? -She sent me to get wine. 737 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,415 Oh, uh, we're out. I'll go get more. 738 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,626 [Nick] I got you. I just need your car. 739 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,968 [Peter] Well, I think we did it. Can I give you a ride home? 740 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:53,096 -You think I’m getting in that death trap? -[laughs] 741 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,139 I live a block away. I can walk. 742 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:56,766 But, uh… 743 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,060 I had fun. 744 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,144 So did I. 745 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,188 Yeah. 746 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,192 Bye. 747 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:07,276 Bye. Careful. 748 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,194 -Oh! -It's icy. 749 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,240 Sh-- Mm. 750 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:46,649 -[bottles clink] -Oh! 751 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,735 -Oh! -Oh! 752 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,403 -Hi. -Hi. 753 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:52,613 Uh-oh. Is my family already driving you that crazy? 754 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,198 Not at all. We’re having a blast. 755 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:57,035 We ran out of wine midway through your nutty present-wrapping thing. 756 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,537 For which wine is definitely required. 757 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,789 And you? Was the date that bad? 758 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:06,419 No. No, uh, I just thought that if I showed up with wine for my mom 759 00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:10,631 it'd soften the blow of the real Christmas tree I’m also showing up with. 760 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,801 -You got a Christmas tree on your date? -On the second half of the date. 761 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,887 On the second half of your date? 762 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,807 -That sounds promising. -It’s not promising. 763 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,560 -It's not promising? -It’s not, not promising. Shut up! 764 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:25,354 Well, if you didn’t like him, you'd be telling me right now. 765 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:28,316 -But we both know I like the wrong guys. -So you do like him. 766 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,734 [chuckling] I didn’t 767 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,527 have a bad time. 768 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,531 -Why are you being weird? -I’m not being weird. You're being weird. 769 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,325 I just-- [chuckles] 770 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,952 I didn't think that this is what I'd be doing this week. 771 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,412 Yeah, neither did I. 772 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,955 And as your fake boyfriend, 773 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,875 I’m not sure how I feel about you going on dates with other people. 774 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,585 You asked for it! 775 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,422 Well, Christmas Carole will be very excited. 776 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:52,632 -Perfect. -[gasps] 777 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:55,009 Shh! I got a new Christmas tree. 778 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,385 -Yay! -[Peter] Shh! 779 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,055 Nick’s gonna ask dad if we still have the old Christmas tree stand. 780 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:01,057 Tony, I need your muscles. Got a big tree to move. 781 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,976 Leese, distract mom until we can make the switch. 782 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:08,231 Mom, I hope you’re sitting down. I have the craziest story to tell you. 783 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:11,484 Remember in grade seven when Troy M. farted on me? 784 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:13,069 [indistinct chattering] 785 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,488 [Harold] Yeah, it is. 786 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:16,739 What's going on? 787 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,616 [screaming] 788 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:20,910 I had to pee! Sorry. 789 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:22,203 What is happening? 790 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,122 [Peter] This is all me. 791 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,999 I think that Christmas trees should smell like Christmas trees 792 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,960 and be, you know, green. 793 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:32,255 I'll take care of everything, change the water, clean up the needles, 794 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:36,843 and you should know that I got the tree on my date with James, 795 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,511 and the date went well. 796 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:42,223 And… And actually, James picked the tree out himself. 797 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,641 Oh! [gasps] 798 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,352 Oh, I'm so happy! That is so great! 799 00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:49,188 I can't tell you how happy that makes me! 800 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,107 I think you’re making that pretty clear. 801 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:53,734 [gasps] And then maybe… maybe you’ll move home! 802 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:54,819 [cheering] 803 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:57,530 All right. Okay. It was one date. 804 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:58,656 [phone vibrates] 805 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:00,825 [phone vibrates] 806 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:04,537 What? It's a text. 807 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,913 Uh, maybe it's him. 808 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,332 It could be anyone. It's probably work. 809 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,668 -[phone vibrates] -[whispering] Pick it up. 810 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,420 -Well, check. -[scoffs] 811 00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:13,921 All right. 812 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,218 James wants to know if I wanna go skiing tomorrow. 813 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:22,346 [Tony] All right! Yeah. 814 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:25,433 -[Carole and Lisa squealing] -[Peter] Okay, okay. All right. 815 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,144 How about we let them celebrate 816 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:31,606 and you and I will take this fake tree to the garage, huh? 817 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,483 Yeah. Sure. Let's do it. 818 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:36,152 [clears throat] 819 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,825 So, what do you think of this whole blind-date thing? 820 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:46,162 [scoffs] If Peter's happy, I'm happy. 821 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,789 Hmm. [exhales] 822 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,834 I always thought that you and Peter should be together. 823 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:55,588 [chuckles] I think you're angling for a full-time handyman. 824 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:58,132 -Well, I wouldn't mind. -[cupboard door closes] 825 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,050 But, no. 826 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:03,054 You were the first person Peter introduced us to that meant anything to him. 827 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:04,722 You're the only one. 828 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,894 And over the years, I can see that he's happiest when he's with you. 829 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,481 But you've never seen him with any of his boyfriends. 830 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:14,523 No, I haven't. 831 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:18,945 Probably because none of them ever lasted that long. 832 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,323 You lasted. 833 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,534 Well, I'm his best friend. 834 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:29,038 Well, my wife is my best friend in the whole world. So? 835 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:33,417 We agree with Grandpa. We think you and Peter should be together. 836 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,794 [emotional music playing] 837 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:40,925 [groans] 838 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:43,636 Oh! [scoffs] 839 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,389 [scoffs] I can't wear this. 840 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,099 -Bro. -Exactly. [chuckles] 841 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:50,559 From when you went skiing with your girlfriend in high school? 842 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:54,397 Last time I wore this, I was… [inhales sharply] …17 years old. 843 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,691 So, yes, it's a sign. I'm not going. 844 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,902 I don't need to leave you alone again all day with my family, anyway. 845 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,363 Why not? I love being with your family. 846 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,366 I told your sister I'd take all the kids to the pageant rehearsal. 847 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,285 [chuckles] You did? 848 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:10,913 I love my family too, and you've spent more time with them than I have. 849 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,456 You'll have plenty of time with them. 850 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,792 Plus, you like this guy. Plus, you already said yes. 851 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,627 I'm not opposed to ghosting. 852 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,796 I know. Maybe that's part of your problem. 853 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,506 Maybe you're part of my problem. 854 00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:22,883 You know what, I actually dig the outfit. 855 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,385 It's a good story. 856 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,804 If he doesn't like you because of a throwback fashion moment, 857 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,472 then he isn't for you anyway. 858 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,599 And, you don't have to go out with him again. 859 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:31,976 Well… 860 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,353 -See? -[exhales] 861 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,027 [bells chiming] 862 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:45,948 "Mary worried what the angel meant by the greeting." 863 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:50,536 "Seeing she was scared, the angel said…" 864 00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,164 "Don't be afraid, Mary. God is--" 865 00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,582 Wait. Wait. 866 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,375 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 867 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:01,756 I don't know what you're doing here, but I need to see you scared. 868 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:05,343 And see, that way, he can see your fear and then his line works. 869 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,888 Aunt Sandy, I don't know what to do. So, why don't you just show me? [chuckles] 870 00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,348 [screams] 871 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,265 [gasps] 872 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,725 [indistinct chattering] 873 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:15,269 Try that. All right, now take note. 874 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,855 -[exhales] -Can you believe this insanity? 875 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,816 Looks like Aunt Sandy needs some help. 876 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,276 No one's listening! 877 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,486 Listen! 878 00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:24,737 Listen! 879 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:25,946 Listen! 880 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,658 I didn't wanna mention punishment, 881 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:33,537 but I'm telling you, I can be really scary. 882 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,582 -Can you write me a doctor's note? -[indistinct chattering] 883 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,459 I'm not a doctor. 884 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,795 So? You just have to write the note, 885 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,422 and you and I can go rescue Peter from his date. 886 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,424 How do you know he wants to be rescued? 887 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,510 He doesn't realize it yet, 888 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:48,886 but once you show up, 889 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:52,306 he'll realize that you're the one he wanted to be with all along. 890 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,810 -[chattering continues] -No, no. I can't. I'll lose it! 891 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,813 Do you all wanna see me lose it? 892 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:02,650 -What are you getting him for Christmas? -Don't you have to be up there? 893 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:06,153 -[sighs] I'm after this. -[Sandy] We're gonna take it from the top. 894 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:07,822 I'm the donkey. 895 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:12,118 "Our story begins with a young woman in her home… 896 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,121 Mary." 897 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,630 [dramatically] "Unless you look deeper, 898 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:32,596 there's nothing particularly remarkable about Mary." 899 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:35,683 [giggles] 900 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,143 That's my favorite part. 901 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,521 [Peter] So, my best friend, Nick, came home with me, 902 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:44,567 and the whole plan was that we were going to pretend we finally fell in love. 903 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,944 -Why? -Because… 904 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,863 [exhales] …my family is terrified 905 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:51,365 that I'll be alone forever, and I didn't want to hear about it. 906 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,701 But that's really cool of your friend, though, 907 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,619 I mean, to play along with the whole charade. 908 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:58,330 That kind of thing comes easily to us. It's how we met, actually. 909 00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:01,959 -How'd you meet? -Nine years ago, I had just moved to L.A. 910 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,044 Uh, it was literally my second day in tow, 911 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:08,549 and I was doing what every gay guy does on his second day in a new city. 912 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,759 -Joining a gym. -Correct. 913 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:15,431 And Nick was also there doing the exact same thing. 914 00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:19,518 He had also just moved to L.A., but we didn't know any of this yet. 915 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:24,064 And then I heard that the couple ahead of us was getting a family discount. 916 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,691 -Wow. -We didn't have to say a word. 917 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:28,736 When it was our turn, we improvised the whole thing. 918 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:33,032 We were from Chicago. We'd been together for three years. 919 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,826 We were engaged, but we didn't have the rings yet. 920 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:40,915 We'd just driven all the way to L.A. with Chelsea, our African gray parrot. 921 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,167 I mean… We got the family discount. 922 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,921 -That's an amazing story. -We've been best friends ever since. 923 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,798 Have, uh, you and Nick ever… 924 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:50,716 No. 925 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:52,510 No. 926 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,056 [girl] Danny's right. 927 00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:59,642 You can't just not get Uncle Peter a present for Christmas. 928 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,227 He's not my boyfriend. 929 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:03,812 So? He's not my boyfriend either. I'm still getting him a gift. 930 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,523 Wait, you are? What are you getting him? 931 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:09,568 Mom's just putting our name on something. But, Nick, you have to get him something. 932 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:12,238 Look, I appreciate what you're-- 933 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,742 whatever you're trying to do, but Peter and I have a long history. 934 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:20,204 We've never gotten each other Christmas presents. We've never… 935 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,830 actually done Christmas together. 936 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,582 -Aw. -Aw. 937 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,417 -Let's get a photo. -Yeah. 938 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:29,380 -[Sandy] I want to see all of your acting… -[exhales] 939 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,090 -[camera clicks] -Can you do a funny one? 940 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:34,051 [camera clicking] 941 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:37,972 Oh! My nieces with Nick right now. 942 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:39,640 Oh… 943 00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:41,725 You have FOMO. 944 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,269 [chuckling] I do. 945 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,271 I'm a FOMO-sexual. 946 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,272 [laughs] 947 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:48,983 I mean, obviously, I wanna be here with you… 948 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,152 but I don't get to see my family very often. 949 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:55,281 -Oh, I hope I'm not causing any drama. -No. Quite the opposite. 950 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:58,117 Everyone… Everyone's very happy I'm here. 951 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,869 Part of it is that they want me to move back home. 952 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:03,122 Oh! Do you ever think about that? 953 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:04,164 All the time. 954 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,376 But then… 955 00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:12,006 Work-wise, New Hampshire is not exactly the social media capital of the world. 956 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,842 Oh well, I wouldn't miss my job that much. 957 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,511 Because your real passion is plants? 958 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,013 How'd you know about that? 959 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:23,601 You don't think I found you on Instagram @MrHausPlant? H-A-U-S? 960 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:24,893 That's not fair. 961 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:28,814 My mom didn't have any pictures of you. I couldn't find you anywhere on Instagram. 962 00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:32,735 @SkisTheLimit. S-K-I-S. 963 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:34,028 Oh. Uh-huh. 964 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,905 Ski's the limit. Yeah. I get it. I like it. 965 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,033 [ski lift clatters] 966 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,413 [Nick] "It was Emmett's third day in the shelter." 967 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:45,623 "He was trying to sleep 968 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,625 so he didn't have to think about being sad, 969 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,002 but he was so sad." 970 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:52,421 "Then, all the other dogs started barking, 971 00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:55,466 which meant a human was there to save one lucky dog." 972 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,302 "But, Emmett didn't bark. He just wanted to sleep." 973 00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:02,640 Am I right or am I right, huh? Uncle Peter insists on a real tree. 974 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:06,060 He says he's gonna deal with it. And here we are, hanging ornaments 975 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:09,647 -for the second time and cleaning up. -[whirring] 976 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:13,567 Well, he would be here if he wasn't with the guy you set him up with. 977 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,818 [vacuum stops] 978 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,738 Yeah, you're right, honey. I just wanted to complain. [chuckles] 979 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,573 I get that. [chuckles] 980 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,327 Why isn't he back yet? I'm just gonna text him at this point. 981 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,704 -No. No, no, no. No, no, don't text him. -[whirring] 982 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:27,581 -Leave him alone. -Okay. Okay. Okay. 983 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:31,085 [Nick] "So, Emmett sat in the truck next to the man, 984 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:36,340 and they drove and drove and drove." [chuckles] 985 00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,550 "Now, when they walked into the man's apartment, 986 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,844 the man said, 'We're home!'" 987 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:44,431 -Is that your real apartment? -It's a drawing of it, yeah. 988 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,517 Where you live with Uncle Peter? 989 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,476 Yep. 990 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:50,229 Then why isn't Uncle Peter in the book? 991 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,106 It's a good question. 992 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,858 When did you and Uncle Peter get married? 993 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,152 [girls laughing] 994 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,905 [laughs] We're not married, no. 995 00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,365 What are you, then? 996 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,328 -[Nick clears throat] -Hey, you should totally write a sequel. 997 00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:09,331 Well, have you been talking to my publisher? 998 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,667 -You wrote it already? -No. 999 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:12,876 -Oh. -But I will. 1000 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,087 -Mm-hmm. -As soon as I figure out a good story. 1001 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,841 I know. It should be about Emmett at the hotel. 1002 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,343 During Christmas like he is right now. 1003 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,221 It should be sad at first because you're leaving him, 1004 00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,640 but then it's happy when you come and pick him up. 1005 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,017 Right. And Uncle Peter would pick him up with you. 1006 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:31,520 -Do you guys wanna write the book? -Oh no, I don't. 1007 00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:33,480 Okay, look, come on. Bring it in. Bring it in. 1008 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,773 [boys laughing] 1009 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,277 -[Peter] That was great. -[James] You killed that last run. 1010 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,779 [Peter scoffs] Only after you showed me what I was doing wrong. 1011 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,114 Well, it is kind of my job. 1012 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:45,242 Don't think I didn't realize I got a free private lesson. 1013 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,164 I just hope you don't feel like you were working all day. 1014 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,714 Not at all. 1015 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,219 Should we, uh, après-ski? 1016 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,221 -We should après-ski. -[phone vibrates] 1017 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:09,516 Sorry. Sorry. I-- [sighs] 1018 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:14,855 [chuckles] 1019 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,400 Actually… 1020 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,569 Am I that bad a kisser? 1021 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,030 -Horrible. -[chuckles] 1022 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,698 I wasn't gonna say anything. 1023 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:28,494 -Thanks for understanding. -Of course. Family comes first. 1024 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:31,747 And, uh, you can just, uh, Venmo me for the private lesson. 1025 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:33,290 [laughs] 1026 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:36,043 -Oh. -[laughs] 1027 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,426 -I had a really great time today. -Me too. 1028 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,680 -[engine starts] -[door shuts] 1029 00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:00,859 -Hey! -Damn! Wow! You scared me. 1030 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:03,362 So? How'd it go? 1031 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:04,780 It was… 1032 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,741 kind of great. [chuckles] 1033 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,034 Okay! 1034 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:10,077 Yes! 1035 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,703 Uh, details? 1036 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:16,875 [Danny] It’s so obvious. How come only Grandpa sees what we see? 1037 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,544 All you gotta do is look at their faces. 1038 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:19,503 It’s pure love. 1039 00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:22,047 I know, but why don’t even they see it, is the question. 1040 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:22,965 Love is blind. 1041 00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:25,676 No. No, that’s when you fall in love with someone who’s ugly. 1042 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:29,054 -[indistinct chattering] -Why are you looking out of the window? 1043 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:33,141 Just two people who look at each other like that are not just friends. 1044 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,768 You’re totally right. 1045 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:38,647 Oh, you’re all insane. Peter just went skiing with James. 1046 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:41,525 He's just probably telling Nick how great it was. 1047 00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:44,987 -What's happening? -No, no, no, no! 1048 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,741 [Tony] Aw. Is one of them proposing? 1049 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:52,619 Maybe Nicholas actually listened to me. 1050 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,081 What do you mean? 1051 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,833 What did you tell him? 1052 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:01,461 Sounds like a solid, amazing date. 1053 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,338 Except I was gone all day. 1054 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:06,091 Well, you were skiing. It’s kind of an all-day thing. 1055 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:09,428 -Yeah, but it’s already dark out. -It’s dark because it’s winter. 1056 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,930 I know. [chuckles, exhales] 1057 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,473 I just wanted to be here too. 1058 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:17,060 -Because you were feeling FOMO-sexual? -Yes! I was. 1059 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,186 [chuckles] 1060 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:21,273 I only have so much time here and… I don’t like that. 1061 00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:24,943 I wanna be able to go on a date and be in a relationship, 1062 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:28,864 and also go to Lisa’s house for dinner at the drop of a hat, 1063 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:32,451 or go to a movie with my dad, or take the girls shopping or… 1064 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:36,288 I don’t know, Coach Simon’s Little League team. 1065 00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:37,456 Mm. 1066 00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:39,791 Right. I’m obviously never coaching a Little League team. 1067 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:43,253 But I don’t want it to be this one-or-the-other thing 1068 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,755 for the rest of my life. 1069 00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:48,592 Well, it doesn’t have to be, but you’d have to move back here. 1070 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:52,512 That’s what I’m saying. I think I do wanna move back here. 1071 00:48:57,976 --> 00:49:00,479 Oh. [chuckles nervously] 1072 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:07,069 So, you really must like this guy if he’s got you thinking about all this. 1073 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:09,446 Yeah, I don’t know. 1074 00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,282 It is two dates. [chuckles] 1075 00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:15,452 I think he’s just the straw that broke the camel’s back. 1076 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,913 Please, just listen to me. 1077 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:20,666 Mom, you’re just pushing this James guy because you set them up. 1078 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,709 You have to look at what’s really happening here. 1079 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:23,877 No, you do. 1080 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,088 Listen, I totally get it. 1081 00:49:26,171 --> 00:49:28,590 For years I've been pressuring Peter to be with Nick. 1082 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,676 They’re so close and so great together, 1083 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,679 but that doesn’t mean they have romantic chemistry. 1084 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:37,683 This is a common misconception we straight people have about gay people. 1085 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:41,395 But then I read my book called Loving Your LGBTTT Child. 1086 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,896 Okay, I'm not buying it. 1087 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:46,149 Nick and Peter wanna make out. They should make out. 1088 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:50,278 Nick is hot. Nick is a ten. And Peter’s a ten in New Hampshire. 1089 00:49:50,862 --> 00:49:54,116 We just have to make sure Peter doesn’t go on any more dates with this James guy. 1090 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,910 -Yes! -You can’t just decide what Peter does. 1091 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,204 Okay, sometimes people need a little shove. 1092 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:00,330 It's true. It's true. 1093 00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:01,540 Jim and I wouldn’t be married 1094 00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:04,710 unless Lisa had forced me to reply to his message on Match. 1095 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:06,378 What? You weren’t gonna reply? 1096 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,963 -You’re welcome. -[chuckles] 1097 00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:12,426 And that's exactly what we need to do, is force them to spend more time together. 1098 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,553 They’re roommates and best friends. How much more time 1099 00:50:14,636 --> 00:50:15,679 should they spend together? 1100 00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:18,640 Okay, but time here, in a new environment. 1101 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:21,226 It’s Christmas. It’s romantic. 1102 00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:23,186 You know, it’s not their normal day-to-day. 1103 00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:27,024 And when I think about it, what do I actually have in L.A.? 1104 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:28,692 A… A… A job I don’t love, 1105 00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:30,902 an overpriced apartment, an overpriced car. 1106 00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:36,491 There are people that I like in L.A., but you’re the only person I love. 1107 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,495 Well, I would, uh… 1108 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:44,124 really miss you. 1109 00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:48,086 [car approaching] 1110 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,840 [Sandy] Thanks, Trish! 1111 00:50:54,593 --> 00:50:56,011 -[car door closes] -[groans] 1112 00:50:57,345 --> 00:50:59,473 Aunt Sandy? You okay? 1113 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,434 Yeah. 1114 00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:03,810 -Okay. -[mumbling softly] 1115 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,396 Oh, whoa. Here, let me-- I… got you. Okay. 1116 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,940 Aunt Sandy, what's wrong? 1117 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:12,027 "All the world’s a stage." 1118 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:16,656 "And most of us are desperately under-rehearsed." 1119 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,493 -Mm. -Who said that? 1120 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:21,787 It wasn't Shakespeare. 1121 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:22,704 Who? 1122 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:27,000 -I can’t remember. That’s why I asked. -Oh. 1123 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,503 [Sandy] It could've been Captain Kangaroo. 1124 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,921 He was smart. 1125 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,423 I don't think we should all meddle like this. 1126 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,258 From the Queen of Meddling! 1127 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:39,513 No! I don't want any part of it. Whatever makes my Peter happy, right? 1128 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,140 -[Harold] That's it. You're right. -[girls] Amazing! Us too. 1129 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,725 [giggling, chattering] 1130 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,187 Meddle, meddle, meddle, meddle. King of meddle. 1131 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:50,357 Well, I'm glad you’re all having so much fun, 1132 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:53,235 but I just thought everyone should know 1133 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:59,032 that the pageant is a giant load of crap on a stick. 1134 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,661 And not in a good way, if you know what I mean. 1135 00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:03,662 [sighs] 1136 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,373 What's the good way? 1137 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:09,626 [Sandy] I don't know. It's worse than crap on the floor. 1138 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:15,465 Okay, seriously, Nick and Peter need to help Aunt Sandy with the pageant. 1139 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,925 -Yes! -Wait! 1140 00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:19,594 Are you insinuating that just because Nick and Peter are gay, 1141 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:21,012 that they know theater? 1142 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,557 Because that’s another misconception I read about in my book. 1143 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,560 No, Mom. What I’m saying is Peter is really creative 1144 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,313 and he puts together, like, productions and photo shoots all the time. 1145 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:33,150 And Nick is super handy, and he can build things like sets, 1146 00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:37,279 and the whole point of this is to force them to do more things together. 1147 00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:41,491 Oh, Aunt Sand. Aunt Sand. 1148 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:43,702 Let Peter and Nick help you. 1149 00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:47,164 You shouldn’t have to do this all by yourself. You know? 1150 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:50,500 Jesus H. Christ. 1151 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,836 I know. I know. 1152 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:55,547 No, that’s the title of my play. 1153 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:57,132 Oh… 1154 00:52:57,924 --> 00:53:01,136 It’s just such a huge undertaking. 1155 00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:05,140 If Peter and Nick would like to give me some help, that would be great. 1156 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:08,852 It's not because the gays know theater. 1157 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:15,317 It's because the gays just know how to do stuff, you know? 1158 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,652 I mean, they’re survivors. 1159 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:23,992 And for some reason, they’re always obsessed with me. 1160 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,037 -[exhales] -[chuckles] 1161 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,205 I don't know why… 1162 00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:31,416 but I like it. 1163 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,922 I’m not saying it’s definite. [exhales] 1164 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:38,173 I’m just feeling… 1165 00:53:39,257 --> 00:53:40,967 -[exhales] -A lot of things. 1166 00:53:41,509 --> 00:53:42,928 -[exhales] -[chuckles] 1167 00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:44,763 [huffs, sniffs] 1168 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:47,807 -All right. -[sniffs] 1169 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,185 -Here. -[chuckles] 1170 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,687 -Oh, well… -[mellow music playing] 1171 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,734 Now you'll be cold. 1172 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:00,403 We can go inside. 1173 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:03,031 I'm done. 1174 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:05,158 Done with what? 1175 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,078 Come here. 1176 00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:16,836 [Peter chuckling] Oh! 1177 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,004 [whispering] Wow! 1178 00:54:22,467 --> 00:54:23,426 Thank you… 1179 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:25,387 for this, 1180 00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:29,182 for being so great with my family… 1181 00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:32,310 for… 1182 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,272 you. 1183 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:37,482 [chuckles] 1184 00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:39,651 [inhales deeply] 1185 00:54:53,873 --> 00:54:58,795 [stomping foot] Help. My wife is about to have a baby. 1186 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:00,839 My rooms are full. 1187 00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:03,758 All I can offer is my stable where we keep our animals. 1188 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:05,468 At last, I can have… I can have-- 1189 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,679 Stop! Stop! You’re reading from your scripts! 1190 00:55:08,596 --> 00:55:10,724 I was very clear about this. 1191 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:15,270 I said, "Everybody needs to be off book, or I'm gonna be doing their dialogue." 1192 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,772 And I'm gonna have to do just that. 1193 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,816 None of you have any lines. 1194 00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,570 None of you. None of you. None of you. None of you. 1195 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:39,210 "Joseph and Mary knocked on every door in Bethlehem looking for a place to stay." 1196 00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:46,009 "They nearly gave up and then they tried one last place." 1197 00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:53,224 Help! Help, please. 1198 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,852 My wife, she's having a baby. 1199 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,773 "Are you kidding me? My rooms are full." 1200 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:03,610 "All I have is my stable where we keep my animals." 1201 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,028 [panting] 1202 00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:08,698 Thank you so much, sir, we… we really thank you. We'll take it. 1203 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,116 Oh my God! 1204 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,744 [crying, moaning] 1205 00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:17,957 I have to have this baby. Please, give me some privacy! 1206 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,002 That's how it's done. 1207 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:23,380 [grunts] Aunt Sandy. 1208 00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:26,674 Can I have a word with you? Just a quick word? 1209 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,929 I just want you to know that, you calling me over here 1210 00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:33,306 and I’m in the middle of directing a scene, 1211 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,767 it makes me look like I don’t know what I’m doing. 1212 00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:38,478 Sorry. I didn't… I didn't mean to do that. 1213 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:43,483 I just thought that maybe, I had, um, maybe Nick and I could help you here. 1214 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:45,485 Oh, yeah? What do you got? 1215 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:49,030 ["Joy to the World" by Whitney Houston playing] 1216 00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:51,783 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1217 00:56:51,866 --> 00:56:53,410 -♪ Let earth ♪ -♪ Let earth ♪ 1218 00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:54,702 -♪ Receive ♪ -♪ Receive ♪ 1219 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:57,747 -♪ Her King ♪ -♪ Her King ♪ 1220 00:56:57,831 --> 00:57:00,458 ♪ Let every heart ♪ 1221 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:03,086 ♪ Prepare Him room ♪ 1222 00:57:03,169 --> 00:57:06,339 -♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ -♪ Heaven and nature sing ♪ 1223 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,258 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ 1224 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:10,677 -♪ Go tell it ♪ -♪ Go tell it His glory ♪ 1225 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,263 ♪ Shout out a new story ♪ ♪ Go shout a new story ♪ 1226 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:15,348 -♪ That the savior is born ♪ -♪ Heaven ♪ 1227 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,684 -♪ Heaven, heaven ♪ -♪ Heaven, heaven ♪ 1228 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:19,769 -♪ And nature ♪ -♪ Sing joy ♪ 1229 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,312 -♪ Joy ♪ -♪ Joy ♪ 1230 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:24,649 -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ -♪ Sing joy, oh ♪ 1231 00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:27,569 -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ -♪ Sing joy ♪ 1232 00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:29,362 -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ -♪ Sing joy ♪ 1233 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:32,073 -♪ Everybody sing ♪ -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ 1234 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,701 -♪ Sing joy ♪ -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ 1235 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:37,203 -[vocalizing] -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ 1236 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,747 -♪ Everybody sing joy ♪ -♪ Sing joy to the world ♪ 1237 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,625 -[vocalizing] -♪ Sing joy ♪ 1238 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:44,836 -♪ Joy to the world ♪ -♪ Joy to the world ♪ 1239 00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:46,212 [boy yells] Again! 1240 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:49,090 "Mary didn’t understand why the angel had come to see her." 1241 00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:52,218 "And she was worried what the angel meant by the greeting." 1242 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,305 "Seeing she was scared, the angel said…" 1243 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,351 Sam, the show is tomorrow. 1244 00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:04,522 Exactly, and none of you are getting any of these amazing, yummy Christmas treats 1245 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,274 until you know all your lines by heart. 1246 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:07,609 This isn't fair. 1247 00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:10,278 -You've got a job to do. -Yeah, but we aren't getting paid. 1248 00:58:10,361 --> 00:58:13,031 -Yes, you are, in cookies. -[phone ringing] 1249 00:58:13,114 --> 00:58:16,409 If you'll excuse me, this is my boss, who does not pay me in cookies. 1250 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,912 Lachlan, hey. [chuckles] 1251 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:21,080 Are we still going live on Christmas Eve? 1252 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,501 Ha! [chuckles] LOL. 1253 00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:26,878 Wait, are you serious? 1254 00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:28,421 No! 1255 00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:31,049 They can't just-- No. 1256 00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:33,051 Tell them that-- 1257 00:58:34,135 --> 00:58:36,763 Offices are closed. Everyone's away, including me. 1258 00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:38,139 I’m in New Hampshire. 1259 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,517 Even if I was in L.A., there's absolutely no-- 1260 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,601 Agh! 1261 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:45,897 Three months of work and they want me to deliver a new campaign in one day. 1262 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:47,982 Huh, what was wrong with the first one? 1263 00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:51,361 Nothing! But suddenly the CEO decided he doesn’t want to use influencers. 1264 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:54,948 He wants to use "real" people. Which still means models, by the way. 1265 00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:57,450 All the agencies are closed. My photographers aren't available. 1266 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,410 Just tell them that it's not possible. 1267 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:02,664 -Thanks, Mom. I did. They don't care. -Would you like for me to call them? 1268 00:59:02,747 --> 00:59:03,581 [scoffs] 1269 00:59:04,165 --> 00:59:06,417 Why don’t you take some pictures of Nicholas? 1270 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:11,381 [laughs] 1271 00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:13,383 Oh, you're very funny. 1272 00:59:13,466 --> 00:59:17,762 No, you’re real. You could be a model. You’re a ten! He's a ten! 1273 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,932 No! I mean, I'm sorry. 1274 00:59:21,015 --> 00:59:23,601 I have something to do that needs to be done. 1275 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:26,938 So I'm gonna go do it. So it's done. Okay. 1276 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,232 [exhales] Hmm? 1277 00:59:29,315 --> 00:59:31,317 Thanks, Dad. Great idea. 1278 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:35,029 -One of your best. -[chuckles] 1279 00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:37,574 -Mm… -[groans] 1280 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,659 "Thanks, Dad. Good idea. One of your best." 1281 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:42,245 I know who you are, and I see what you're doing. 1282 00:59:42,328 --> 00:59:46,040 You're pretending like you’re helping your son solve a work problem, 1283 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:50,753 but really, you’re manufacturing some sort of a romantic thing between them? 1284 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:54,132 I was doing both. I was helping and manufacturing. 1285 00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:57,176 Highly sophisticated. 1286 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,222 -Good! Oh, that's good. -I can’t believe you’re making me do this. 1287 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:04,225 Okay, this will work. Can you look… Can you look at me though? 1288 01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:07,562 Oh! Very good. I think that's your new author photo. 1289 01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:09,772 -Now you just have to write a book. -Oh, you're funny. 1290 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,899 -Can you up look at me? -[shutter clicking] 1291 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:13,234 Okay, one more. 1292 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:16,696 -Oh. -[whispering] Oh, that feels wrong. 1293 01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:19,657 Turn, one, two, three, turn. Oh. Oh, smolder. 1294 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,578 Okay, take off the jacket and the gloves and the… and the shirt. 1295 01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:26,748 Pick up a piece of wood. Not that one. Here. Like a round one. 1296 01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:34,589 You're horrible. 1297 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:40,345 You need a little bit more… Hold this for me. 1298 01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:42,597 -Oh, okay. -Yeah. 1299 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,682 Oh my God! [laughs] 1300 01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:45,808 I'm sorry. 1301 01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:47,935 Oh yes! 1302 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,562 Come on, give me a big smile. 1303 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,564 -Okay. Here. It's stupid. -Okay. 1304 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:54,817 -I shouldn't even be in this campaign. -No, I like this, but you know what? 1305 01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:57,737 Oh, you just look so cute. 1306 01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:00,907 Yes, yes, do you wanna lean your head up against the tree? 1307 01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,241 Oh, there we go. 1308 01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:07,205 Oh my God. Yes. Yes. Now put it on. 1309 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:11,501 -Make sure you don't get any… -There you are. This is really cute. 1310 01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:13,753 -I have an idea I wanna do. -Like what? 1311 01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:16,130 -I want you to look right into the camera. -Mm-hmm. 1312 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:19,884 On three, breathe out so I can see the fog on your breath. 1313 01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:21,260 Okay. Ready? 1314 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:22,595 Okay. 1315 01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:24,097 One, 1316 01:01:24,597 --> 01:01:25,431 two, 1317 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:27,517 -three. -[shutter clicking] 1318 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,143 [gentle piano music plays] 1319 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:37,610 [inhales shakily] 1320 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,612 -[phone vibrates] -[chuckles] 1321 01:01:41,614 --> 01:01:43,366 -Oh. -What? Work? Let me guess. 1322 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:46,577 They've changed their minds again, and now they want girls. 1323 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:49,414 But real girls. With their boyfriends. 1324 01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,958 It’s James. He wants to grab a drink. 1325 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:52,875 Ooh. 1326 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,544 But I’m not going. 1327 01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:56,462 I, ugh, have all this work drama 1328 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,215 and I don’t need to spend any more time away from my family. 1329 01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:00,967 Right? 1330 01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:05,304 Well, you have been with the family all day. 1331 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:07,557 And we might have just solved your work problem. 1332 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,184 So… I think you should probably go. 1333 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:16,232 -You should come with. -No. I don’t need to be a third wheel. 1334 01:02:16,315 --> 01:02:18,109 -You wouldn’t be. -I literally would be. 1335 01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:21,487 -[scoffs] Why do you want me to go? -Because I think you wanna go. 1336 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:24,657 -I think you want me to wanna go. -I think you’re overthinking it. 1337 01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:26,242 Just go. 1338 01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:30,496 Okay. I'll go. 1339 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,290 -All right. -[delivery notification bleeps] 1340 01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:34,959 [mellow music playing] 1341 01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:35,918 I'm going. 1342 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,173 [music continues] 1343 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:46,471 [message chimes] 1344 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:04,697 [groans] 1345 01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:09,494 Black and gray doesn't scream very donkey to me. 1346 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,496 -Well, I just-- -No. 1347 01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:13,498 No? 1348 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:16,375 Where are you going? We need help. I have to figure out my Mary makeup. 1349 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,085 I need to show you the new donkey costume. 1350 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,212 I’m on the fence about it. 1351 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:23,257 I’m actually off to do a TaskRabbit gig. Peter left to grab a drink with James. 1352 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,469 -No, he didn't. What? -Where? Mom and Dad’s bar? 1353 01:03:26,552 --> 01:03:27,512 No idea. 1354 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:31,474 Well, it’s the only bar in town. Nick, you need to stop this. 1355 01:03:32,683 --> 01:03:33,559 [chuckles] 1356 01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:35,895 [footsteps receding] 1357 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:37,688 [phone ringing] 1358 01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:38,815 Lisa’s Crisis. 1359 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:41,651 It’s us. Is Peter there with that guy grandma set him up with? 1360 01:03:41,734 --> 01:03:44,904 They're here. And it's not good. James is super-hot. 1361 01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:47,740 Oh my God, I hate James so much. 1362 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,576 Mom, you and Dad need to ruin this date. 1363 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,538 Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Peter. 1364 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,498 Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy. 1365 01:03:55,581 --> 01:03:56,749 -Yeah, yeah. -On it. 1366 01:03:58,209 --> 01:03:59,210 Give me a burger! 1367 01:03:59,293 --> 01:04:02,839 We need to find Nick and make him do something about his feelings. 1368 01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:05,550 He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is. 1369 01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:07,343 He was walking. He can’t be that far. 1370 01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:12,473 Nick's basically been on his own since he was 17, so… 1371 01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:14,308 he just had to do everything. 1372 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,603 He basically built the whole set for the pageant in a day and a half. 1373 01:04:19,313 --> 01:04:21,357 You know, you talk about Nick a lot. 1374 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:25,069 Oh, well, you know… [scoffs] 1375 01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:26,404 He’s my best friend. 1376 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:29,282 No, it’s sweet. If I had a best friend who could fix anything, 1377 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:31,075 I’d be bragging about him too. [chuckles] 1378 01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:31,993 You’re lucky. 1379 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:33,411 [chuckles] 1380 01:04:34,787 --> 01:04:35,621 Yeah. 1381 01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:37,498 I guess I am lucky. 1382 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:38,583 [clears throat] 1383 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,588 -Oh! Oh my God! -Oh! 1384 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:44,797 Peter! 1385 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:49,343 -Wh-- What? How is that my fault? -Oh, you weren't looking. 1386 01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,220 I am so sorry. 1387 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:54,265 I mean, this is typical Peter, you know, in his own world, 1388 01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:58,477 just thinking about himself, not about anyone or anything around him. 1389 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,479 -[stammers] -[Lisa] Here's a napkin. 1390 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:04,191 Seriously, when I was 11 years old, he ran over my science project 1391 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:07,486 with his remote-control Barbie Baywatch Rescue Cruiser. 1392 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:09,488 Oh my God! And the worst part was that 1393 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,867 I had actually figured out how to stop the polar ice caps from melting, 1394 01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:15,161 but I couldn't remember how I figured it out. 1395 01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:19,707 And now we have climate change because of Peter. Honestly, just-- Oh! 1396 01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:21,876 I can't even with you. 1397 01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,795 It's just… He's so selfish. 1398 01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:26,339 [groans] 1399 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,758 -[Danny] Nick! -[groans] 1400 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:34,430 Admit you’re in love with Peter or we’re not putting the ladder back. 1401 01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:37,391 -You’ve gotta be kidding me. -Does it look like we’re kidding you? 1402 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:41,437 [sighs] We've talked about this. Peter and I are just friends. 1403 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:42,521 You guys are more! 1404 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:46,275 And we think you know it, but you’re not doing anything about it. 1405 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:47,360 [chuckles] 1406 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:50,112 I know you care, but this not the-- Okay, wait! 1407 01:05:52,406 --> 01:05:53,240 [exhales] 1408 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:55,743 [emotional music playing] 1409 01:05:56,243 --> 01:05:57,244 I do love Peter. 1410 01:05:58,704 --> 01:05:59,538 You're right. 1411 01:06:00,247 --> 01:06:02,375 You mean you’re in love with Peter. 1412 01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:04,961 Right. Yes. 1413 01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:09,548 -I can’t believe I’m saying this out loud. -So you're gonna do something about it? 1414 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:13,094 I would if the feeling was mutual, which I don’t think it is, 1415 01:06:13,177 --> 01:06:16,013 considering Peter is currently on a third date with someone else. 1416 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:17,139 [door creaks open] 1417 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:19,475 [man coughs] 1418 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:21,227 Um, ladies… [chuckles] 1419 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:23,688 …I would like to keep my five-star rating, please. 1420 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,028 Your family obviously cares a great deal about you. 1421 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:34,532 -[chuckling] Sometimes too much so. -What do you mean? 1422 01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:37,702 Well, this may be weird to tell you, but, 1423 01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:43,624 um, my family has always had this thing where they think that Nick and I 1424 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,334 are supposed to be together, 1425 01:06:46,502 --> 01:06:52,717 which is weird because here I am on an actual date, a third date with you. 1426 01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:55,928 Maybe they’re onto something. 1427 01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:59,724 What if you and Nick have an undeniable connection 1428 01:06:59,807 --> 01:07:01,934 that everybody can see but you? 1429 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:05,354 Don't you have one of those friends everyone assumes is your boyfriend? 1430 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:06,814 Hmm. 1431 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:08,858 No. 1432 01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:11,694 Oh. [inhales] 1433 01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:13,195 -[phone vibrates] -[exhales] 1434 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,405 -Sorry. -It's okay. 1435 01:07:17,491 --> 01:07:18,617 [Peter] It's my boss. 1436 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,006 This is random, but you wouldn't be interested in being in a Raazr ad 1437 01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:34,800 for Instagram if they pick you, would you? 1438 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,011 -Are you kidding me? -Yeah, I'm sorry, that's… 1439 01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:38,637 -Yes! -Oh. 1440 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,431 -Yeah. -Okay! [laughs] 1441 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:44,101 It will be fun. Um, um, I just need-- 1442 01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:46,896 -Yeah, so… I need something from… -Yeah. 1443 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,316 Okay. 1444 01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:58,115 -Great! -Yeah. 1445 01:07:58,199 --> 01:07:59,200 -Ready? -Yeah. 1446 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:01,660 [laughs] 1447 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:03,746 This is great. 1448 01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:04,663 I wanna do one more. 1449 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:05,956 Look right into the camera 1450 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,709 and on three breathe out, so I can see your breath. Okay? 1451 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,503 -Okay. -Ready? Here we go. 1452 01:08:11,128 --> 01:08:14,006 One, two, three. 1453 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:19,845 It's great. 1454 01:08:21,555 --> 01:08:22,431 Really good. 1455 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,643 Well, you're a lifesaver. [chuckles] 1456 01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:27,061 It was a lot of fun. 1457 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:28,938 [keys jingle] 1458 01:08:29,021 --> 01:08:30,481 -Well, this is me. -Oh. 1459 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:33,859 Do you wanna come up? 1460 01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:36,612 Uh, sure. 1461 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:39,657 Actually… 1462 01:08:42,034 --> 01:08:44,161 [clicks tongue] I should probably go home. 1463 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,373 The girls need me for the pageant and… 1464 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:49,041 Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 1465 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,169 I look forward to seeing it. 1466 01:08:53,587 --> 01:08:55,506 That is, if I'm invited? 1467 01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:58,175 Yeah. Yeah, of course you’re invited. 1468 01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,970 -I’ll make sure there's a ticket for you. -Great. [exhales] 1469 01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:02,972 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Okay. 1470 01:09:03,055 --> 01:09:04,390 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 1471 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:05,474 [keys jingle] 1472 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,153 [exhales] 1473 01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:25,870 What the? [scoffs] 1474 01:09:26,453 --> 01:09:27,288 Really? 1475 01:09:28,455 --> 01:09:29,957 [sighs deeply] 1476 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,010 Don't snore. 1477 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:44,513 [breathing heavily] 1478 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:52,438 -Hey. -Hey, sorry. 1479 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:56,525 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1480 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:57,443 The… 1481 01:09:58,152 --> 01:10:00,154 -The girls are in my bed. -[chuckles] 1482 01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:02,406 Of course, they are. 1483 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,619 -Of course, they are. -[chuckles] 1484 01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:08,204 [emotional music playing] 1485 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,460 [Nick groans softly] 1486 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:20,883 [both sigh] 1487 01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:32,269 -[Lisa] Absolutely not. -[Danny] You don't know what looks good. 1488 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:33,646 Well, I know what looks bad! 1489 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:37,942 You know what? Let me…Let me just say, it's… it's a little bit too sexy. 1490 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,944 [sister] And sexy is a great thing. 1491 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,404 It is a great thing when you're my age. Not now. 1492 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,823 [sister] Peter and Nick said we look amazing. 1493 01:10:44,907 --> 01:10:46,116 No, we didn’t. 1494 01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:51,914 Ho, ho, ho! [blows raspberry, chuckles] 1495 01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:53,916 Can you do something about this? 1496 01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,085 -Okay. Yes. -[door opens] 1497 01:10:56,877 --> 01:11:00,381 All right! Are we late for the final rehearsal? 1498 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:05,302 Okay! Let's go! Let's go. 1499 01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,012 -I wanna stay. -[Ashleigh] I know. 1500 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:09,723 -[Simon] Why can't we stay in the kitchen? -[Ashleigh] Mommy says so. 1501 01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:12,518 -Use your words, honey. -I have no words. There are no words. 1502 01:11:12,601 --> 01:11:14,311 You should've had boys. 1503 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,480 Why couldn't we stay in the kitchen? 1504 01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:18,691 Oh, you know, because it’s Christmas Eve, 1505 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:22,194 which means that someone needs to change Grandma’s sign. 1506 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,112 Me! Me! 1507 01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:26,156 Okay! Well, up we go! [grunts] 1508 01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:30,953 One more day to go. [sighs] 1509 01:11:31,036 --> 01:11:35,040 Hey, Ash, uh, can we use some of your farm makeup for the show? 1510 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:39,128 To make the girls look like, you know, not terrifying. 1511 01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:43,424 Of course. Yeah, and would you maybe take some pics and post them? 1512 01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:46,176 -Absolutely. -#FarmOnMyFace. 1513 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,970 Ha-- Yeah. 1514 01:11:49,096 --> 01:11:49,930 [squeals] 1515 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,850 [Peter] Yes! Yes, ladies. 1516 01:11:52,933 --> 01:11:56,020 Oh, such an improvement. Take it from your guncle. 1517 01:11:56,103 --> 01:12:00,816 Okay, here we go. #FarmOnMyFace. 1518 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:03,110 Sorry we said you like our trashy costumes. 1519 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,362 That was like, super shady of us. 1520 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:07,990 Um, no, Sofia. We weren’t shady. 1521 01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:10,242 -You were shady. -[Peter] It’s okay. 1522 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:14,621 Come to L.A. for Halloween and you can wear whatever you want. 1523 01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:17,207 So you’re not moving back here for James? 1524 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:19,501 Because you have feelings for Nick? 1525 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:20,419 What? 1526 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:22,838 Don't pretend like you don't know what we're talking about. 1527 01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:25,799 Uh, it sounds like you don’t want me to move back here. 1528 01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:27,676 No, no, no! That's not what we're saying. 1529 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,720 Of course, we want you to move back here, 1530 01:12:29,803 --> 01:12:31,013 with Nick. 1531 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:33,307 Well… [chuckles] 1532 01:12:33,932 --> 01:12:35,434 …Nick wouldn’t wanna move here. 1533 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:36,852 What would be here for him? 1534 01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,771 -You. -And us. 1535 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:41,732 Admit it. You have feelings for him. 1536 01:12:41,815 --> 01:12:44,693 Have I had feelings for Nick in the past? Yes. 1537 01:12:45,235 --> 01:12:48,614 And maybe even now? I… maybe. 1538 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:52,910 But the risk is too… 1539 01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:57,581 If Nick and I ever went there and it didn’t work out… 1540 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:02,336 I would lose him. And I don’t want that to happen. 1541 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:04,213 But what if it did work out? 1542 01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:06,965 [sighs] Well, then I’d… 1543 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,135 be really happy. 1544 01:13:12,096 --> 01:13:13,263 [chuckles] 1545 01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:15,557 And I wouldn’t have to be single at Christmas. 1546 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,976 Santa? Can you hear me? 1547 01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:20,187 [chuckles, gasps] 1548 01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:22,231 -Oh my God. -[Peter] Britney! 1549 01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,441 Our song. I wasn’t even thinking that. I was just-- It-- 1550 01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:27,528 It lives in your soul. I’m finding it. I’m finding it. Let's go! 1551 01:13:27,611 --> 01:13:28,904 Do we remember the choreography? 1552 01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:31,824 [Danny] You’ve only made us do it ever since we could walk. 1553 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:33,659 -Okay. -["My Only Wish (This Year)" playing] 1554 01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:34,910 Space. Space. Okay. 1555 01:13:34,993 --> 01:13:37,121 [Sofia] Okay. Okay. Okay. Ready! Okay. 1556 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,875 ♪ Last night I took a walk in the snow ♪ 1557 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:45,546 ♪ Couples holdin' hands, places to go ♪ 1558 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,465 -♪ Seems like everyone but me is in love ♪ -Looking. Looking. 1559 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:52,386 -Heartbeat. -♪ Santa, can you hear me? ♪ 1560 01:13:52,469 --> 01:13:55,639 ♪ I signed my letter That I sealed with a kiss ♪ 1561 01:13:55,722 --> 01:13:58,851 ♪ I sent it off and just said this ♪ 1562 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:01,728 ♪ I know exactly what I want this year ♪ 1563 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,189 -♪ Santa can you hear me? ♪ -[Peter humming] 1564 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:07,901 ♪ I want my baby, baby ♪ 1565 01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:11,613 ♪ I want someone to love me Someone to hold ♪ 1566 01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,323 -Baby! -♪ Maybe, maybe ♪ 1567 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,242 ♪ Maybe, maybe ♪ 1568 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:18,203 ♪ He'll be all my own in a big red bow ♪ 1569 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:21,457 ♪ Santa, can you hear me? ♪ 1570 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:24,626 ♪ I have been so good this year ♪ 1571 01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:27,504 ♪ And all I want is one thing ♪ 1572 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:30,966 ♪ Tell me my true love is here ♪ 1573 01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:34,386 ♪ He's all I want, just for me ♪ 1574 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:37,181 ♪ Underneath my Christmas tree ♪ 1575 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,893 ♪ I'll be waiting here ♪ 1576 01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:45,522 -♪ Santa, that's my only wish this year… ♪ -[Peter] ♪ This year ♪ 1577 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:48,984 [laughing, cheering] 1578 01:14:49,776 --> 01:14:51,236 -Nice! -Yeah! 1579 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,821 Okay, robot. 1580 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:54,948 Christmas robot! 1581 01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:58,494 -No, I don't-- -♪ Christmas Eve ♪ 1582 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:00,496 -We talked to Uncle Peter. -♪ I just can't sleep ♪ 1583 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:03,832 -The feeling is mutual. -♪ Would I be wrong for takin' a peek ♪ 1584 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:06,960 ♪ 'Cause I heard That you're coming to town ♪ 1585 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:09,838 ♪ Santa, can you hear me? ♪ 1586 01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:13,634 ♪ I really hope that you're on your way ♪ 1587 01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:15,511 ♪ With something special for me-- ♪ 1588 01:15:15,594 --> 01:15:18,096 "I just want us all to go out there 1589 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:21,391 and take the people in the audience to another place." 1590 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,811 "And inspire them to be better versions 1591 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:27,439 of the people that they are already." 1592 01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:29,483 "I thank you all, 1593 01:15:29,566 --> 01:15:33,153 each and every one of you for being part of this experience with me." 1594 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:34,988 "I feel so grateful." 1595 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:37,032 "I feel so excited." 1596 01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:38,951 "I feel so honored." 1597 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:44,540 "Let's go out there and have the best time ever tonight." 1598 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:50,045 "Be safe and let's shine like the brightest lights." 1599 01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:52,172 "Amen." 1600 01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:53,465 [all] Amen. 1601 01:15:55,175 --> 01:15:58,095 Word for word Madonna's pre-show prayer from Truth or Dare. 1602 01:15:58,679 --> 01:15:59,638 Yeah. [chuckles] 1603 01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:01,098 [indistinct chattering] 1604 01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:03,016 Hey. 1605 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,310 -Hi. -HI. Good to see you. 1606 01:16:06,311 --> 01:16:07,521 Merry Christmas, Carole. 1607 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:19,283 [applause continues] 1608 01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:24,538 [applause continues, whooping] 1609 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:37,801 Imagine all the stars in the sky… 1610 01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:42,639 the countless constellations… 1611 01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:47,477 the sprawling solar system. 1612 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,189 And among it… 1613 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:57,237 a tiny little planet called Earth. 1614 01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:02,451 Our story begins with a young woman in her home. 1615 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,828 Mary. 1616 01:17:04,911 --> 01:17:06,913 -[clapping] -Whoo! 1617 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,540 [whispering] Sorry. 1618 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,877 Unless you look deeper, 1619 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:18,467 there was nothing particularly remarkable about Mary. 1620 01:17:19,384 --> 01:17:23,347 -[laughing] -[Sandy] And the Holy Spirit will come 1621 01:17:24,514 --> 01:17:26,308 and bring his power 1622 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:28,769 and bring us a baby. 1623 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:32,689 But I am not yet married. How could I have a son? 1624 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:37,986 The Holy Spirit will come, and his power will give you a baby. 1625 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,696 [audience laughing] 1626 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,787 [star whirs] 1627 01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,038 Oh. 1628 01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:50,457 [laughing] 1629 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:56,004 To save her aching legs, 1630 01:17:56,588 --> 01:17:59,132 Mary rode a donkey. 1631 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:00,884 [audience murmurs, chuckles] 1632 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:06,973 Mary liked camels and donkeys. 1633 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:12,062 And rode them both. 1634 01:18:12,145 --> 01:18:13,522 [audience murmuring] 1635 01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:15,982 -The shepherds were just ordinary… -Look. 1636 01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:17,901 [Carole clicks tongue] Aw. 1637 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,153 Can't argue with that. 1638 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:23,365 Do you hear me arguing? I don't hear me arguing. 1639 01:18:23,448 --> 01:18:25,784 [Sandy] …when another angel spoke to them. 1640 01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:28,787 I bring news of great joy. 1641 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:31,581 Today in Bethlehem, our Savior's been born. 1642 01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:33,250 [piano plays "Joy to the World"] 1643 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,669 [children singing] ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 1644 01:18:35,752 --> 01:18:38,046 ♪ The Lord has come ♪ 1645 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:43,051 ♪ Let earth receive her King ♪ 1646 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:49,474 ♪ Let every heart prepare Him room ♪ 1647 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:51,977 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ 1648 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,730 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ 1649 01:18:54,813 --> 01:19:00,110 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ 1650 01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:01,737 [cheering] 1651 01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:10,662 Bravo! 1652 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:22,549 -They really pulled it off. -With the help of two fairy God-daddies. 1653 01:19:22,632 --> 01:19:23,467 Seriously. 1654 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,384 Yep. 1655 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,929 Seriously, though, thank you for all your help here. 1656 01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:30,432 And for coming home with me. 1657 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,895 You really just make everything better. 1658 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,523 Aw! Look at you being all sweet. 1659 01:19:45,864 --> 01:19:47,199 -Peter… -[gasps] 1660 01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:49,409 -You just first named me. -Um… 1661 01:19:50,368 --> 01:19:51,828 I have something to tell you. 1662 01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:56,666 And it has spun around in my head a lot lately. 1663 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,001 Um… 1664 01:19:58,752 --> 01:19:59,878 I'm just gonna say it. 1665 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:02,088 I love you. 1666 01:20:02,672 --> 01:20:03,548 [chuckles] 1667 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,383 I love you too. 1668 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:09,387 I know, but… [exhales] 1669 01:20:10,555 --> 01:20:11,848 I'm in love with you. 1670 01:20:16,728 --> 01:20:17,604 Wow! 1671 01:20:18,855 --> 01:20:19,689 Um… 1672 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,696 [chuckles] 1673 01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:29,616 You've been pushing me to go out with James. 1674 01:20:29,699 --> 01:20:30,951 Why are you suddenly-- 1675 01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:33,578 It was when you said you wanted to move back here. 1676 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:36,206 When you said that, it… it hit me and 1677 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:39,584 I realized if my feelings were purely platonic, 1678 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:41,795 then I wouldn't be that devastated. 1679 01:20:41,878 --> 01:20:44,005 I mean, I'd be bummed, but I'd be fine. 1680 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:46,842 But I wasn't. 1681 01:20:48,468 --> 01:20:49,636 I was heartbroken. 1682 01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:52,472 [clicks tongue, sighs] 1683 01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:01,231 [gasps] I can't lose you as a friend. 1684 01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:04,401 What if it didn't work out? 1685 01:21:04,484 --> 01:21:07,279 Isn't that what would happen? Would that happen? 1686 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:10,198 Are you saying you do wanna try or are you saying you don't want to try? 1687 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,117 I don't know. I don't know. 1688 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,452 I just know that… I… 1689 01:21:15,495 --> 01:21:19,040 I wanna move back home. Here. 1690 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:25,088 [exhales] 1691 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:28,925 I get it. I-- 1692 01:21:29,801 --> 01:21:30,844 But… But… [inhales] 1693 01:21:30,927 --> 01:21:33,305 -Hey! There you are. -[Peter] Hi. 1694 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:36,141 -Hi! -The show was so great. 1695 01:21:36,224 --> 01:21:37,976 Thank you. Thank you. 1696 01:21:38,059 --> 01:21:39,311 You must be Nick. 1697 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:41,438 Oh, sorry, yeah. Nick, James. James, Nick. 1698 01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:42,814 I've heard so much about you. 1699 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,441 We should get to know each other better 1700 01:21:44,524 --> 01:21:48,653 because we are all blowing up on Instagram. 1701 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:49,696 [Peter] Wait, what? 1702 01:21:49,779 --> 01:21:54,075 Ugh! They told me they were gonna tell me before they-- And they did. Wow, okay. 1703 01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:55,201 -[James] Yeah. -[Peter] Mm. 1704 01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:56,828 [James] Hey, we should celebrate. 1705 01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:00,665 Yes, we should. We should. We should go, um, get a drink. 1706 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,918 Uh, some people are going to my sister's bar, actually. 1707 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:05,754 -Perfect. -Actually, I'm… I'm gonna meet you there. 1708 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:09,382 -Why? -I got a missed call from the doggy hotel. 1709 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:12,093 I'm just gonna check in on Emmett and make sure everything's okay. 1710 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:14,930 -I'll be five, ten minutes behind you. -Okay. 1711 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,060 -Should we get a drink? -Yeah. 1712 01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:22,228 I could definitely use a drink right away. 1713 01:22:22,812 --> 01:22:24,522 -A few drinks. -[James] Yes! 1714 01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:26,816 -That show was really great. -Oh, thank you. 1715 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,568 I know. Great idea. 1716 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:32,781 I'm so stupid. 1717 01:22:35,575 --> 01:22:40,330 ♪ Mrs. Claus, I write this letter to you ♪ 1718 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:46,920 ♪ 'Cause nobody else seems To understand you like I do ♪ 1719 01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:53,760 ♪ I know what's underneath the spectacles And the long red dress… ♪ 1720 01:22:53,843 --> 01:22:56,429 Why does that guy looks so familiar? 1721 01:22:56,513 --> 01:22:59,349 -Oh, that's Kevin, the snow-plow guy. -Oh yeah. 1722 01:22:59,432 --> 01:23:00,684 His real claim to fame is, 1723 01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:04,854 he spends all year writing a song to perform here on Christmas Eve. 1724 01:23:04,938 --> 01:23:08,149 He's been doing it every year since this place opened. [chuckles] 1725 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,778 He's also a notary, and an animal psychic. 1726 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:15,907 His brand's all over the place. 1727 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:19,828 ♪ I'm just sitting here Making up my Christmas list ♪ 1728 01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:22,122 ♪ And I wrote one down for you ♪ 1729 01:23:22,205 --> 01:23:23,623 ♪ Stand tall, baby ♪ 1730 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:25,875 ♪ Don't play small no more ♪ 1731 01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:28,837 ♪ Stop giving up credit When credit's yours… ♪ 1732 01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:31,673 What is happening? Where is Nick? 1733 01:23:33,925 --> 01:23:36,803 I don't know, but this is your fault. 1734 01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:40,473 You are so mean. But you're handsome, and you're right. 1735 01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:44,394 ♪ …your prospers, Mrs. Claus ♪ 1736 01:23:44,477 --> 01:23:45,729 [cheering] 1737 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,233 ♪ Mrs. Claus… ♪ 1738 01:23:50,316 --> 01:23:55,947 This is crazy. I have gotten 10,000 new followers in the last two hours. 1739 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:58,533 You should move to L.A. Strike while the iron's hot. 1740 01:23:59,909 --> 01:24:00,785 Really? 1741 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:04,039 Yeah, I mean, well, that's where the social-media action is. 1742 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,833 When there's a surge, you kinda, gotta grab it. 1743 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:09,085 Jump in, no fear. 1744 01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:11,379 You can be a top celebrity trainer in months. 1745 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:15,091 Even though you wanna move back here. 1746 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:18,303 Oh, s-- sorry. I didn't even realize how that sounded like. 1747 01:24:18,386 --> 01:24:22,682 It's okay. I actually think you needed to hear yourself say that. 1748 01:24:24,184 --> 01:24:25,268 Say what? 1749 01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:27,729 That we're not a match. 1750 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:30,565 Oh. 1751 01:24:30,648 --> 01:24:31,733 -Oh my gosh! -[Carole] What? 1752 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:35,153 Nancy Michaelson, she just came up to me, and she said, 1753 01:24:35,236 --> 01:24:39,365 "Your show was so damn good. It needs to go on tour." 1754 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:43,036 Oh, congratulations. It really was a great show, Sand. 1755 01:24:43,119 --> 01:24:43,953 Congratulations. 1756 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:46,247 Oh no. You always say it just like that. 1757 01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:48,625 I do, but this time I actually mean it. 1758 01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:52,128 You agree that it should go on tour? What? 1759 01:24:52,212 --> 01:24:54,380 -I don't know what to-- -Oh my God. 1760 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,883 And you know what? I think it should be a national tour. 1761 01:24:56,966 --> 01:25:00,970 And this time, Ellen Greene can be my understudy. 1762 01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:04,599 Oh, be right back. Or not. 1763 01:25:05,308 --> 01:25:08,186 For I've been making eyes with a very handsome man 1764 01:25:08,269 --> 01:25:10,230 and now it's time to land the plane. 1765 01:25:21,199 --> 01:25:22,075 Hi. 1766 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:26,204 Hi! The pageant was great. 1767 01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:27,580 [laughs] 1768 01:25:27,664 --> 01:25:30,667 Thank you, yeah. I've been getting that a lot. 1769 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:32,627 [Sandy sighs] 1770 01:25:33,169 --> 01:25:34,504 I'm Sandy. 1771 01:25:35,338 --> 01:25:38,925 And I think you're very handsome. 1772 01:25:39,008 --> 01:25:40,093 Oh no, no. No, no. 1773 01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:42,387 Oh, thank you. 1774 01:25:42,887 --> 01:25:46,558 Sorry. Sandy, no. Honey, honey, wrong team. No, no. 1775 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:50,645 This is James. He's my trainer at the gym, and he's who I set up with Peter. 1776 01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:53,606 They're here together. So, wrong team and… 1777 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:59,279 So what? I mean, people are into all sorts of things. Right? 1778 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,116 Yeah, you said that. Look over here. Oh, look! 1779 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:06,661 Wow! Your family is… interesting. 1780 01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:09,289 Yeah, yeah, that kind of thing tends to happen. 1781 01:26:09,372 --> 01:26:13,459 So, um, sorry, what we were saying before… 1782 01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:15,128 I've had a great time with you. 1783 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,964 But you and Nick… 1784 01:26:20,091 --> 01:26:21,426 Remember when I asked you, 1785 01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:24,262 if maybe you two have an undeniable connection 1786 01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:26,514 that everyone can see but you? 1787 01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:27,932 [chuckles] 1788 01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:29,726 Well, you do. 1789 01:26:31,269 --> 01:26:32,395 [car beeps] 1790 01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:36,024 -[door opens] -[alert dings] 1791 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:37,567 [alert stops] 1792 01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,319 [exhales] 1793 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,157 [exhales] 1794 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:48,369 [message alert vibrates] 1795 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,418 [phone whooshes] 1796 01:26:55,501 --> 01:26:58,171 It was obvious every single time you'd talk about him. 1797 01:26:58,254 --> 01:27:00,465 You get this adorable twinkle in your eye. 1798 01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:03,259 It's even more adorable than the one you get 1799 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:04,844 when you're talking about plants. 1800 01:27:05,845 --> 01:27:09,682 And it was very obvious seeing you two together today. 1801 01:27:12,685 --> 01:27:13,853 [chuckles] 1802 01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:15,521 But, I… I really… 1803 01:27:15,605 --> 01:27:17,732 You like me and I… I like you. 1804 01:27:18,858 --> 01:27:22,153 I think part of the reason you've been trying to convince yourself 1805 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,572 there's something between us is… 1806 01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:29,160 you wanna move back here, and I get it. 1807 01:27:30,453 --> 01:27:34,874 But I don't wanna be that guy, and you don't need me to be that guy 1808 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:38,419 because everything you want is right here. 1809 01:27:39,754 --> 01:27:42,757 Your family and Nick. 1810 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:47,095 That's really scary. 1811 01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:52,100 "Jump in. No fear." 1812 01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:54,852 [mellow music playing] 1813 01:28:13,329 --> 01:28:16,666 This was my hardware store for 38 years. 1814 01:28:17,208 --> 01:28:18,126 Wow! 1815 01:28:18,668 --> 01:28:21,587 I'm sure it's not easy seeing it empty like this. 1816 01:28:21,671 --> 01:28:23,172 Uh, it's all right. 1817 01:28:24,590 --> 01:28:25,800 I'm ready to retire. 1818 01:28:25,883 --> 01:28:29,178 All it needs is a paint job, and it will be ready to go. 1819 01:28:29,929 --> 01:28:30,847 [chuckles] 1820 01:28:38,187 --> 01:28:40,023 -Nick! -[door slams shut] 1821 01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:41,190 Nick! 1822 01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:42,817 [suspenseful music rising] 1823 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:47,363 [panting] 1824 01:28:53,953 --> 01:28:54,829 [exhales] 1825 01:29:23,316 --> 01:29:25,568 Come on! Oh, come on! 1826 01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:35,870 [tires screech] 1827 01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:38,081 Is that our rental car? 1828 01:30:00,561 --> 01:30:01,646 -[door closes] -Hey. 1829 01:30:01,729 --> 01:30:04,816 Why aren't you responding to my texts or called me back? 1830 01:30:04,899 --> 01:30:06,192 I texted you back. 1831 01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:07,944 [exhales] 1832 01:30:08,861 --> 01:30:11,656 Oh. What took you so long? 1833 01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:14,659 I didn't see it. I mean, I've been painting and you… 1834 01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:17,703 You first texted me eight minutes ago. [chuckles] 1835 01:30:17,787 --> 01:30:20,706 -Well, I thought you were leaving. -I was. I am. 1836 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:23,292 I just needed to kill time. 1837 01:30:23,376 --> 01:30:25,711 Good, 'cause I, uh… 1838 01:30:25,795 --> 01:30:28,798 [sighs] …because, um, I gotta-- 1839 01:30:28,881 --> 01:30:31,968 Okay, take a moment. Catch your breath. [chuckles] 1840 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,680 And while you do that, uh… 1841 01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,058 I have something to give you, 1842 01:30:40,017 --> 01:30:41,519 your Christmas present. 1843 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:43,896 We don't do Christmas presents. 1844 01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:46,691 This year is different, 'cause you're moving back here. 1845 01:30:48,651 --> 01:30:49,485 So… 1846 01:30:51,821 --> 01:30:53,948 this is your present. [chuckles] 1847 01:30:54,031 --> 01:30:56,993 I negotiated a good deal on the rent, and I'm paying the first six months. 1848 01:30:57,076 --> 01:30:59,829 So you can open up the plant store you've always wanted. 1849 01:30:59,912 --> 01:31:00,746 Huh… 1850 01:31:03,332 --> 01:31:05,168 I… uh… 1851 01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:07,378 With what money? 1852 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:11,090 -The book money. -But you're saving that for a rainy day. 1853 01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:13,176 I was saving it for something important. 1854 01:31:13,676 --> 01:31:14,594 And… 1855 01:31:17,889 --> 01:31:18,973 you're important. 1856 01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:22,310 [chuckles] And guess what? 1857 01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:24,353 It's not a rainy day. 1858 01:31:25,396 --> 01:31:26,647 It's a snowy day. 1859 01:31:31,986 --> 01:31:33,571 I'm in love with you too. 1860 01:31:33,654 --> 01:31:35,156 [romantic music playing] 1861 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,202 I always have been. I just needed… 1862 01:31:40,119 --> 01:31:46,876 Uh, it took a little, like, some help to kinda… realize it. 1863 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,295 [scoffs] I don't understand. 1864 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:50,505 That wasn't clear? 1865 01:31:50,588 --> 01:31:53,549 When I said I was in love with you before, 1866 01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,719 you said you wanted to move back home and didn't include me in those plans. 1867 01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:58,930 Then you invited me to go out with you and James 1868 01:31:59,013 --> 01:32:01,974 and I didn't get, "I'm in love with you too" from that. 1869 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,018 You said you wouldn't leave L.A. 1870 01:32:04,101 --> 01:32:07,104 I never said that. I said I'd miss you if you moved here. 1871 01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:09,941 -That implies that you're not moving here. -You never asked. 1872 01:32:10,024 --> 01:32:11,817 I know. I was scared. 1873 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:12,902 I was scared too. 1874 01:32:12,985 --> 01:32:14,987 [romantic music soars] 1875 01:32:31,003 --> 01:32:32,338 I can't believe this. 1876 01:32:33,214 --> 01:32:34,048 What? 1877 01:32:34,131 --> 01:32:38,094 I got you an entire store, and you haven't even said thank you. 1878 01:32:38,177 --> 01:32:39,679 I love it. It's perfect. 1879 01:32:43,349 --> 01:32:45,184 I hope you'll help me start it. 1880 01:32:45,851 --> 01:32:47,979 'Cause let's face it, I might be good with plants, 1881 01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:49,480 but I don't know how 1882 01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:52,149 -to build a shelf or, like… -[chuckles] 1883 01:32:52,858 --> 01:32:53,901 …anything. 1884 01:32:53,985 --> 01:32:55,945 You need your Tasker. 1885 01:32:57,655 --> 01:32:58,990 I need you. 1886 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,876 You really okay to move here? 1887 01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:12,253 Why not? 1888 01:33:12,336 --> 01:33:14,922 I mean, I can work from anywhere. 1889 01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:19,218 In fact, it wasn't until I got here that I started writing the new book. 1890 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:22,263 -[gasps] You did? -Yeah. 1891 01:33:22,847 --> 01:33:27,184 I can help you start this place, but I'm gonna be busy with my own thing, 1892 01:33:27,268 --> 01:33:30,396 especially with all the notes Simon and Sam are gonna give me. 1893 01:33:31,897 --> 01:33:34,025 You ready to be around my family all the time? 1894 01:33:36,402 --> 01:33:39,488 I've been ready for a family for a long time. 1895 01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:42,950 I can't wait to tell them. 1896 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:47,371 That's what we came here to do in the first place, right? 1897 01:33:47,955 --> 01:33:50,416 -Yeah, and now we're not liars. -Mm. 1898 01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:55,463 ["The Christmas Waltz" by Nancy Wilson playing] 1899 01:33:55,546 --> 01:33:58,799 -♪ It's that time of year ♪ -[indistinct chattering] 1900 01:33:59,759 --> 01:34:03,304 ♪ When the world falls in love ♪ 1901 01:34:03,387 --> 01:34:08,851 ♪ Every song you hear seems to say ♪ 1902 01:34:10,686 --> 01:34:12,396 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 1903 01:34:14,023 --> 01:34:17,985 ♪ May your New Year dreams ♪ 1904 01:34:18,069 --> 01:34:20,321 ♪ Come true ♪ 1905 01:34:20,404 --> 01:34:23,616 ♪ And this song of mine ♪ 1906 01:34:23,699 --> 01:34:26,619 ♪ In three-quarter time… ♪ 1907 01:34:28,704 --> 01:34:31,916 Simon, Sam, you guys got one more present to open. 1908 01:34:41,133 --> 01:34:42,134 The new Emmett book? 1909 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:43,761 It's the first draft, 1910 01:34:43,844 --> 01:34:47,098 but I wanna know what you guys think before I send it to my publisher. 1911 01:34:47,181 --> 01:34:51,560 "Emmett at the Christmas Hotel." Is it happy at the end like I said? 1912 01:34:51,644 --> 01:34:53,145 You gotta read it. 1913 01:34:55,856 --> 01:35:00,528 "And Peter and Nick and Emmett moved to New Hampshire." 1914 01:35:01,195 --> 01:35:06,033 And Peter and Nick and Emmett move to New Hampshire. 1915 01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:06,992 [gasp] 1916 01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:09,745 -Together. -[gasps] 1917 01:35:10,454 --> 01:35:11,622 Together together. 1918 01:35:12,373 --> 01:35:16,168 This is… this the best Christmas present, well, ever. 1919 01:35:16,252 --> 01:35:17,128 [both chuckle] 1920 01:35:17,211 --> 01:35:20,589 -This is the best Christmas present ever. -Mm. 1921 01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:24,343 [squealing, cheering] 1922 01:35:37,189 --> 01:35:38,357 That's nice! 1923 01:35:44,697 --> 01:35:47,324 -[upbeat music playing] -[crowd cheering, whistling] 1924 01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:52,329 ♪ Can you believe I'm single ♪ 1925 01:35:52,413 --> 01:35:53,414 I know. 1926 01:35:53,497 --> 01:35:55,166 ♪ Neither can I ♪ 1927 01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:56,876 Thank you. 1928 01:35:56,959 --> 01:36:00,463 ♪ I walk up and down Every block in this town ♪ 1929 01:36:00,546 --> 01:36:04,884 ♪ Astounded people pass me by 'Cause even though Kris Kringle ♪ 1930 01:36:05,384 --> 01:36:06,218 Yeah. 1931 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:08,095 ♪ Would probably agree ♪ 1932 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:13,434 ♪ You'd be so happy to unwrap me ♪ 1933 01:36:13,517 --> 01:36:16,979 ♪ Underneath your Christmas tree ♪ 1934 01:36:17,062 --> 01:36:19,648 ♪ But, hey, it's okay ♪ 1935 01:36:19,732 --> 01:36:23,110 ♪ 'Cause, oh, what fun it is to stay ♪ 1936 01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:27,698 ♪ Riding solo, single all the way ♪ 1937 01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:29,450 True story. 1938 01:36:29,533 --> 01:36:32,620 ♪ You can take me to a Christmas party ♪ 1939 01:36:33,496 --> 01:36:35,706 ♪ Oh, I can trim your mama's tree ♪ 1940 01:36:36,248 --> 01:36:38,918 ♪ I can plow your daddy's driveway ♪ 1941 01:36:39,001 --> 01:36:41,545 ♪ If that's what you ask of me ♪ 1942 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:42,505 Hello. 1943 01:36:42,588 --> 01:36:45,758 ♪ And people tell me I'm a good French kisser ♪ 1944 01:36:45,841 --> 01:36:48,803 ♪ Ah, something I just thought You should know ♪ 1945 01:36:48,886 --> 01:36:50,846 ♪ If that piques your interest ♪ 1946 01:36:50,930 --> 01:36:55,392 ♪ Yeah, well, I whip out my mistletoe ♪ 1947 01:36:55,476 --> 01:36:57,770 ♪ But, hey, it's okay ♪ 1948 01:36:58,270 --> 01:37:01,357 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to stay ♪ 1949 01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:05,486 ♪ Riding solo, single all the way ♪ 1950 01:37:05,569 --> 01:37:07,154 Happy Holidays! 1951 01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:11,033 ♪ Yeah, I'm all right, I'll be fine ♪ 1952 01:37:11,116 --> 01:37:14,203 ♪ Honey, it's your loss, not mine ♪ 1953 01:37:14,286 --> 01:37:18,374 ♪ Happy Holidays, I'll show you the way ♪ 1954 01:37:18,457 --> 01:37:20,459 That's wonderful. Love this lady. 1955 01:37:21,043 --> 01:37:26,131 ♪ Sometimes what you're searching for Was right there all along ♪ 1956 01:37:27,299 --> 01:37:30,553 ♪ And all it takes is The voice of an angel like me ♪ 1957 01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:32,888 ♪ Singing you some Christmas song ♪ 1958 01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:33,806 That's sexy! 1959 01:37:33,889 --> 01:37:36,433 ♪ And suddenly you realize ♪ 1960 01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:39,186 ♪ All this time right before your eyes ♪ 1961 01:37:39,270 --> 01:37:42,773 ♪ Was the one thing You've been blind to see ♪ 1962 01:37:42,857 --> 01:37:45,568 ♪ And yes, that thing was me ♪ 1963 01:37:45,651 --> 01:37:49,238 ♪ Oh yes, that thing is me ♪ 1964 01:37:49,947 --> 01:37:52,324 ♪ Okay, so I lied ♪ 1965 01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:55,703 ♪ I want someone by my side ♪ 1966 01:37:55,786 --> 01:37:58,747 ♪ Wakin' me up on Christmas Day ♪ 1967 01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:02,042 ♪ And rolling their eyes At the things I say ♪ 1968 01:38:02,626 --> 01:38:05,296 ♪ Netflixing and chilling with me ♪ 1969 01:38:05,379 --> 01:38:08,591 ♪ And watching the credits No one ever will see ♪ 1970 01:38:08,674 --> 01:38:11,302 ♪ Together forever, probably ♪ 1971 01:38:11,385 --> 01:38:15,055 ♪ Just a couple of people who used to be ♪ 1972 01:38:15,139 --> 01:38:20,019 ♪ Single all the way ♪ 1973 01:38:23,647 --> 01:38:24,565 I love you. 1974 01:38:25,149 --> 01:38:26,483 [uplifting music playing]