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‪NETFLIX 呈獻

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‪摩納哥

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‪以祭祀海克力斯的神廟而聞名

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‪這個國家

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‪以小漁港為中心發展

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‪並以當地的手工藝品著稱

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‪摩納哥人成功地同時保存了真實

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‪與簡單

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‪嗨，親愛的大家
‪我們的購物行程還沒結束喔

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‪下一站，Gucci

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‪讓夏爾，我剛剛才說是Gucci

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‪到了

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‪摩納哥

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‪這裡如詩如畫的美景

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‪這裡的社區精神

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‪便是眾人聚在一起，享受簡單的快樂

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‪分享歡樂時光

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‪他在哪裡？

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‪以及“表兄弟”情誼

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{\an8}‪這裡的年輕人一邊維護著當地傳統

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{\an8}‪一邊平衡著他們健康
‪富有生命力的生活

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‪並具備了絕佳的生意頭腦

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‪你還差五塊

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‪我還差五塊
‪你們這些計程車司機就是這樣

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‪這就是原因，你們自己還裝驚訝

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‪年輕人常在大清早出沒

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‪他們通常工作了一整夜

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‪爸的船呢？

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{\an8}‪船呢？

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{\an8}‪車門會自己打開嗎？

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{\an8}‪我要一杯廊構

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{\an8}‪還要一杯現榨芭樂汁，再加一點點薑

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‪摩納哥

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‪這個迷人的小型天堂

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‪最適合那些珍惜生命
‪縱情生活的人們居住

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‪終於被批准了

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‪主導這項建案的
‪是本區最偉大的企業家之一

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‪法蘭西斯巴泰克

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‪拍張照片吧，請看這裡

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‪-巴泰克先生？
‪-巴泰克先生？謝謝

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‪你很擔心今晚的事

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‪不就是生日，我有什麼好擔心的？

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‪去年史黛拉差點把外燴的人勒死

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‪是沒錯

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‪但主題明明是白色
‪那個白癡卻供應粉紅香檳

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‪當然了，如果你非得這樣說的話

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‪費魯齊歐，你先獨自把孩子帶大
‪再來教訓我吧

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‪幸好我逃過一劫

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‪你這樣講不公平
‪史黛拉這一年來變了很多

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‪她變成熟了

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‪這根本跟我要的完全不一樣

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‪爛透了，你自己看看

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‪我怎麼可能這樣去見人！

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‪那個髮型師就是個白癡！

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‪璜卡洛斯，寶貝！

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‪璜卡洛斯！

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‪-寶貝，太可怕了
‪-吾愛，怎麼了？

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‪你看他把我弄成什麼樣子

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‪我毀容了

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‪毀容？妳看起來很美啊

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‪這髮型讓我的臉頰看起來很胖
‪醜死了

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‪我正在冥想

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‪-給我兩分鐘
‪-抱歉，寶貝

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‪對不起

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‪該死

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‪我需要一點時間

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‪我要崩潰了

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‪爸爸、教父，二位好
‪我能跟你談談嗎？

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‪快一點，我還要開會

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‪我很快的，別擔心

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‪-我想到了一個好點子
‪-又來了？

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‪他為什麼只穿了襪子？

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‪-我不知道
‪-好

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‪買了新鞋後最麻煩的是什麼？

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‪-真的超級煩人的喔，爸
‪-我不知道

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‪你的腳會痛

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‪你那八百元的鞋子會磨腳

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‪在把鞋穿軟的那一週裡
‪你根本不良於行

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‪你會起水泡，有時是腳後跟
‪有時是腳趾

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‪簡直是場惡夢

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‪但我有辦法解決

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‪維克多，麻煩你

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‪（當鞋子合腳時）

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‪當鞋子合腳時

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{\an8}‪我解釋一下，這有點抽象

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{\an8}‪如二位所見，我沒穿鞋子

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{\an8}‪為什麼呢？

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{\an8}‪因為維克多正穿著我的鞋子

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{\an8}‪他會用一週的時間來把鞋穿軟

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{\an8}‪我什麼都想好了
‪我們租一個有地毯的庫房

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‪我們僱人

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‪把鞋子穿上一個星期

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‪去吧，示範一下，走路，看到了嗎？

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{\an8}‪他正在把鞋穿軟
‪聽得到皮革的聲音嗎？

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‪顧客一週後回來問說
‪“我的鞋子好了嗎？”

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‪“不！

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‪你的鞋子現在變成拖鞋了”

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‪來吧，喝吧，巴哈馬
‪莫希托、卡琵莉亞

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‪-挺有趣的
‪-有趣？

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‪太棒了！繼續啊

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‪比如說新內褲
‪一開始旁邊都會磨到肉

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‪這裡？我跟你一樣，這也很有潛力

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‪可以找人幫你把內褲穿上一個禮拜

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‪“當內褲合身時”，我馬上就想到了

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‪還不只這樣，比方說你可以開一扇窗

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‪然後把錢全都往外丟

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‪這怎麼行

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‪你根本不明白這個點子的潛力

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‪-爸？
‪-你沒什麼好說的？

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‪爸，拜託啦

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‪這市場超有潛力的

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‪每個國家的每一個人都有腳耶！

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‪你認識沒有腳的人嗎？沒有嘛

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‪我會考慮一下

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‪同時你得幫我辦一件事

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‪把這些文件帶去亞維農
‪去找一位諾艾先生

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‪告訴他，你是我兒子，他會見你的

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‪你得親自交給他，懂嗎？

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‪-我不確定，示範一下
‪-沒問題，你看

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‪-懂了嗎？
‪-再示範一次，我還是不太確定

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‪可惡，這很複雜耶

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‪你不明白

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‪與其助我成為鞋界的祖克柏
‪你卻要我當快遞小弟

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‪菲利浦，你聽著

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‪以後這間公司就是你的

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‪你得開始學習管理了

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‪就是從這種小事開始

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‪好吧

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‪你今晚要來參加你妹的生日派對喔

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‪好的，爸

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{\an8}‪菲利浦先生？我可以脫鞋了嗎？

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‪我的腳好痛，這不是我的尺寸

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‪別抱怨了
‪那當然，你走路的方式錯了

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‪都是你害的，不然他們就會點頭了

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‪-你得向我保證，你一毛都不會給他
‪-當然不會

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‪需要我提醒你，我們在他的點子上
‪一共花了多少錢嗎？

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‪冷氣內褲、電子雪茄

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‪我知道我把他們寵壞了
‪我應該嚴格一點

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‪但他們需要我，他們已經沒了媽媽

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‪法蘭西斯，她15年前就過世了

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‪對我來說就像昨天一樣

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‪我也嚴格得起來，你看亞歷山大

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‪我告訴他，如果他再缺課一小時
‪我就不給他錢

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‪亞歷…

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‪維珍妮什麼時候下課？

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‪我不知道，怎麼了？

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‪我要交作業了
‪我想知道她寫得怎麼樣

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‪所以我女兒負責辦事
‪你負責跟媽媽“辦事”？

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‪我分身乏術

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‪我要處罰你，打你的屁股！

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‪這什麼破車？

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‪你會把衣服弄髒的

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‪-摩納哥已經不比從前了
‪-真的

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‪他就停在我旁邊，還真是好意思

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‪走吧，小心別刮傷他的爛車

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‪你老爸喜歡“當鞋子合腳時”嗎？

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‪你在開玩笑嗎？
‪他愛死了，還讚不絕口

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‪我們來狂歡吧！

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‪史黛拉

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‪史黛拉

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‪我常常懷念那些
‪在彭巴草原上看日出的日子

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‪拿著吉他跟我的高喬朋友整晚高歌

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‪但當我讓目光停留在這杯香檳上時

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‪我告訴自己，當我離開母國時

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‪我便放棄了許多事物

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‪但我依然保留了某些樂趣

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‪其中最大的樂趣就是和妳在一起

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‪史黛拉

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‪-好美喔
‪-抱歉

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‪我太激動了

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‪慢死了，真是難以置信

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‪史黛拉

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‪妳為什麼這樣就離開了？

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‪我的葡萄柚汁呢？

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‪我十分鐘前就點了，為什麼還沒好？

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‪小姐，不好意思

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‪需要我寫下來嗎？有這麼複雜嗎？

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‪這裡一點都沒變

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‪馬提亞斯，你怎麼會在這裡？

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‪我阿姨要我來幫忙

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‪很高興見到你

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‪當然是來服務你們一整晚的

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‪小姐，妳的葡萄柚汁

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‪謝謝

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‪快喝吧，快攝取維他命

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‪-對了，生日快樂
‪-謝謝

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‪吾愛？

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‪來了，不好意思

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‪妳認識他？

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‪-那傢伙是誰？
‪-只是個服務生而已

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‪好啦，我們來上香檳吧

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‪24

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‪我們的小史黛拉今天24歲了
‪妳相信嗎？

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‪還記得她出生那天嗎？

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‪妳當然記得了

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00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,000
‪我常想我有沒有把他們教好

199
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,666
‪妳覺得呢？

200
00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,083
‪她回答了嗎？

201
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,208
‪當我告訴我死去的丈夫

202
00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,875
‪你幫我加薪時

203
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,583
‪他似乎笑了一下

204
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:11,666
‪我好想她

205
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,166
‪如果你願意，我可以犧牲

206
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,875
‪犧牲？什麼意思？

207
00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,291
‪你需要一個太太

208
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,500
‪其實你不是我的菜，但硬要我選的話

209
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,375
‪我寧願嫁給一個有錢人

210
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,833
‪而不是替一個憂鬱的有錢人工作

211
00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:29,250
‪我沒有憂鬱

212
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,708
‪好了，瑪格麗特

213
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:32,791
‪菲利浦到了嗎？

214
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,958
‪-我去看看
‪-麻煩妳

215
00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,958
‪我沒有憂鬱

216
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,166
‪我很憂鬱嗎？

217
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:03,750
‪-香檳！
‪-香檳！

218
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,375
‪-來吧，卡洛斯
‪-好

219
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,875
‪我要教大家
‪在我們國家是怎麼用刀開香檳的

220
00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,625
‪-把軟木塞打開！
‪-吾愛

221
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,208
‪妳真美

222
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,916
‪-加油，你最棒了
‪-璜卡洛斯

223
00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:35,083
‪麻煩你了，最重要的是

224
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,250
‪你絕對不能動

225
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,416
‪好嗎？絕對不能動

226
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,166
‪一動也不動

227
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,750
‪-像雕像一樣
‪-加油，璜卡洛斯

228
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,333
‪-加油，璜
‪-打開軟木塞吧，寶貝！

229
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:48,791
‪史黛拉，噓

230
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:50,916
‪抱歉

231
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,166
‪他這是幹什麼？

232
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,416
‪陳年香檳

233
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,041
‪-臭小子
‪-他動了嗎？

234
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,500
‪-對，他動了！
‪-說真的，他動了

235
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,750
‪你動了！

236
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,625
‪絕對不能動

237
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,541
‪-聽不懂人話嗎？可惡，怎麼了？
‪-寶貝？

238
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:22,791
‪-我爸來了，要不要跟他談談？
‪-妳爸？好

239
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,958
‪找個沒有帕金森氏症的服務生給我
‪我會回來的

240
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,083
‪說吧

241
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,250
‪首先，法蘭西斯

242
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,375
‪-我可以叫你法蘭西斯嗎？
‪-不可以

243
00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:40,875
‪-爸
‪-沒關係

244
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,125
‪是這樣的

245
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,291
‪首先

246
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,875
‪我想感謝你辦了這個派對

247
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,750
‪我跟你一樣

248
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,125
‪我願意為她做任何事

249
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,541
‪她是我一生摯愛
‪我的心就是為她而跳動的

250
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,166
‪我不懂西班牙文

251
00:13:56,291 --> 00:14:00,416
‪你也很清楚，我跟史黛拉
‪這幾個月來一直在想…

252
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,750
‪介意我清個槍嗎？

253
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,250
‪這是我父親的槍

254
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,375
‪他以前都用這把槍
‪來除掉在我們家附近

255
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,041
‪徘徊的掠食者

256
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:22,166
‪我剛剛說了，我跟史黛拉
‪在一起也有一段時間了

257
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,708
‪-我想請你…
‪-怎麼了？

258
00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:25,916
‪讓我牽起她的手

259
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:28,500
‪我沒聽懂

260
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,250
‪我想跟史黛拉結婚

261
00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,000
‪是嗎？

262
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,041
‪我可以問你一個問題嗎？

263
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,375
‪請說

264
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,625
‪你有工作嗎？

265
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,208
‪目前沒有

266
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,833
‪不知道你有沒有注意到
‪但目前他們正陷入經濟危機

267
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,208
‪你對未來有什麼打算？

268
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,833
‪除了練習你的揮桿技術
‪跟浪費我的藏酒以外

269
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:52,375
‪最初的計畫

270
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,500
‪是在印度洋上航行幾個月

271
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,583
‪那是我們的蜜月

272
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,208
‪-好主意
‪-對吧

273
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,791
‪哪來的錢？

274
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,166
‪-他說什麼？
‪-哪來的錢？

275
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,166
‪問題是阿根廷正陷入經濟危機

276
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,458
‪經濟危機

277
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,375
‪-真嚴重啊
‪-對啊，真的很嚴重

278
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,625
‪我們家族的財產
‪都卡在布宜諾斯艾利斯

279
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,083
‪-但同時…
‪-總之

280
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:28,583
‪我難道不能賣掉公司持股
‪跟用媽留給我的錢來辦婚禮嗎？

281
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,458
‪妳是真的打算要嫁給這個人嗎？

282
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,708
‪我人就在這裡

283
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:35,500
‪他根本不懂工作的意義

284
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,833
‪那是你定義的

285
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,708
‪是你不必花時間陪家人的託辭

286
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,208
‪女兒，妳聽我說

287
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,166
‪我要明白地告訴妳
‪我不贊成你們結婚

288
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,416
‪不准結婚！懂了嗎？

289
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,791
‪你不明白，親愛的爸爸

290
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:49,916
‪明白什麼？

291
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,583
‪我不是在徵求你的同意

292
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,208
‪好了，我們走吧

293
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:57,416
‪不，史黛拉！妳回來！

294
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,166
‪史黛拉！

295
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,291
‪各位？大家聽好了

296
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,583
‪音樂先暫停一下

297
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,125
‪安靜！

298
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,583
‪我跟璜卡洛斯要宣布一個大消息

299
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,000
‪我們要結婚了！

300
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,500
‪太棒了！

301
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,000
‪音樂！

302
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,375
‪麻煩下音樂

303
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,375
‪-喂，費魯齊歐？
‪-跟我擔心的一樣

304
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,875
‪他沒去

305
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,333
‪你在說什麼？

306
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,041
‪菲利普沒去亞維農

307
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,625
‪他派人代替他去

308
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,625
‪什麼？

309
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,958
‪我現在傳一段影片給你

310
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,916
‪這是他一小時前發在社群媒體上的

311
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,291
‪大家看好了

312
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,375
‪我們在摩納哥就是這樣喝酒的

313
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,833
‪他人在哪？

314
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:09,541
‪他租了一架私人飛機去伊比薩島

315
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:12,375
‪所以你今晚不用等他了

316
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,208
‪我們在直升機上揮舞老二吧

317
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,708
‪好吧，費魯齊歐

318
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,125
‪-法蘭西斯！
‪-先生

319
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,833
‪有一個非常激動的男人想見你

320
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:30,208
‪法蘭西斯！

321
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,625
‪紀堯姆，怎麼了？

322
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,541
‪你兒子在哪裡？

323
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,041
‪-菲利浦？
‪-不，亞歷山大

324
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,500
‪他沒來上課就算了
‪你知道他竟然還怎樣嗎？

325
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,666
‪-不知道！
‪-他上了我老婆！

326
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,416
‪-什麼？
‪-而我竟然

327
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,000
‪還讓他入學，都看在你的份上

328
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,750
‪不然哪間大學會收他？

329
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,666
‪我可是付了錢讓你整修體育館！

330
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,833
‪他在哪裡？

331
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:55,250
‪-我要揍爛他的臉
‪-冷靜點

332
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,666
‪我們走吧，所有人都脫光進泳池！

333
00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,375
‪-小兔崽子！
‪-朗比先生，真高興你來了

334
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,166
‪你竟然跟我老婆上床！

335
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,708
‪-快告訴他是他搞錯了
‪-等等，亞歷…

336
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,416
‪-糟了，爸！
‪-維珍妮？

337
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,041
‪-克拉拉？
‪-完蛋了

338
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,500
‪你…他跟我的兩個女兒上床！
‪我要殺了你

339
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:16,833
‪夠了，紀堯姆！

340
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,041
‪亞歷山大！

341
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,958
‪你抓不到我啦！

342
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,333
‪先生？

343
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,541
‪你還好嗎？

344
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,791
‪爸？

345
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,416
‪爸！

346
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,416
‪你嚇死我們了

347
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,541
‪怎麼了？

348
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,250
‪你們的爸爸心臟病發作，但他沒事了

349
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,041
‪-我們融化了血栓
‪-太好了

350
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,166
‪-怎麼做？
‪-用硝化甘油

351
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,666
‪-這也能用來做炸彈耶
‪-什麼？

352
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,000
‪我在《鬥陣俱樂部》中看過
‪把肥皂蒸餾後

353
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,750
‪就能做出炸彈

354
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,375
‪好棒喔，謝謝你啦，電影通

355
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,250
‪一部關於兩個白痴打架的電影
‪你真會選話題

356
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,375
‪這部片才沒這麼簡單

357
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,666
‪是嗎？

358
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,458
‪-沒什麼比虛空更深奧的了
‪-講得真好，是說你自己嗎？

359
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:31,500
‪請問妳有治笨蛋的藥嗎？
‪反正我哥什麼都吃

360
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,500
‪我不需要
‪但我弟很需要一個老太婆來愛愛

361
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,916
‪-這裡有老人科嗎？
‪-你們倆太可笑了

362
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,125
‪那妳呢？妳穿著四吋高跟鞋來醫院耶

363
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,250
‪-是五吋
‪-我們都得盡力提升自己嘛

364
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,166
‪去你的！

365
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,500
‪言語暴力是弱者的武器

366
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,041
‪謝啦，甘地

367
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,041
‪他下午兩點才起床，還敢教別人做人

368
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,666
‪你上次吃早餐是什麼時候？

369
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,125
‪那你的七餐中哪一餐是早餐？

370
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,291
‪-中間那餐
‪-你太過分了

371
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,458
‪別吵了

372
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,291
‪他胖又不是他的錯

373
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,666
‪我哪裡胖了？

374
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,583
‪說你“胖”不是在侮辱你

375
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,791
‪-“白痴”也不是
‪-只是一種觀察

376
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,541
‪你們倆真的很討厭

377
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,333
‪-別吵了
‪-迪斯可球，轉一下嘛

378
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,333
‪拜託！

379
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,958
‪-你的衣服上有嘔吐物
‪-不是我吐的啦

380
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,416
‪-孩子們！
‪-怎樣？

381
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,833
‪你們的父親需要好好靜養

382
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:24,833
‪對，抱歉

383
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:27,791
‪那我們走了，爸

384
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:30,291
‪-撐著點，爸
‪-滾開

385
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,333
‪-幹嘛啦？
‪-你身上有酒味

386
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:36,375
‪-你身上有老太婆的味道
‪-你們倆都是白痴

387
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:39,791
‪好啦

388
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,416
‪我也該離開了

389
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,541
‪謝謝妳，不好意思

390
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:54,208
‪你覺得她會以他們為榮嗎？

391
00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,041
‪誰？

392
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,041
‪你說呢？

393
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:09,000
{\an8}‪（兩個月後）

394
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,250
‪爸！

395
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,583
‪-爸！
‪-爸！他在哪裡？

396
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:23,916
‪我正在看電影放鬆一下

397
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,916
‪但沒有4G也沒有無線網路，全沒了

398
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,833
‪我的六張卡片全都不能刷了

399
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:29,791
‪我打去爸的辦公室，結果是警察接的

400
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,666
‪-爸！
‪-爸！

401
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,666
‪-別吼了！
‪-爸呢？

402
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,333
‪-我不知道
‪-你們絕對不會相信

403
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:37,791
‪-妳的卡不能刷了？
‪-妳的手機呢？

404
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,875
‪-你怎麼知道？
‪-我也是…

405
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,208
‪-爸！
‪-爸！

406
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,291
‪怎麼了？

407
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,166
‪上吧！

408
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,541
‪-他們要找誰？
‪-等等

409
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,125
‪警察！

410
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,000
‪-開門！
‪-你是笨蛋嗎？

411
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,125
‪-我們有搜索令
‪-糟了

412
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,500
‪-搞什麼？
‪-爸呢？

413
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,791
‪開門！

414
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,250
‪我們該怎麼辦？

415
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,708
‪孩子們！

416
00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:36,791
‪這邊！

417
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:42,208
‪我們從後面出去

418
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,125
‪-快點！
‪-他有槍！

419
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,208
‪該死

420
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:00,666
‪他們在做什麼？

421
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,666
‪-扣押你的車
‪-什麼？

422
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,750
‪過來

423
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,708
‪我的寶貝

424
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,250
‪停車！

425
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,541
‪下車！

426
00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:18,083
‪-爸！
‪-他瘋了

427
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,041
‪快下車，上車吧，孩子們

428
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:21,791
‪-上那台車？
‪-上車！

429
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,791
‪-不要！
‪-快點上車！

430
00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,833
‪-快點！
‪-該死

431
00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:29,291
‪-關門！
‪-好噁心！

432
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,041
‪開車！

433
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,500
‪你做得很好

434
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,166
‪謝謝

435
00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:52,791
‪爸，你現在快點解釋清楚
‪不然我要崩潰了

436
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:55,666
‪我也想知道，不然我也要崩潰了

437
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:58,291
‪冷靜點，公司出了點問題

438
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,250
‪怎麼會？

439
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,750
‪反詐騙小組查了我們的帳戶

440
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,250
‪發現有人挪用了資金

441
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:05,625
‪什麼資金？

442
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:09,458
‪-挪用資金是什麼意思？
‪-挪用就是

443
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:13,125
‪-詐欺
‪-不正當使用資金

444
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,166
‪媽的，你講得也太含糊了吧

445
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,458
‪看來我們把錢分散到各處的舉動

446
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:24,500
‪被視為蓄意行為
‪並違反了刑法第E314-1條

447
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,000
‪我聽不懂

448
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,000
‪我們所有的帳戶都被凍結了

449
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,416
‪-我們破產了，還會被抓去關
‪-什麼？

450
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,041
‪-天啊
‪-他們…被抓去關？

451
00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,958
‪他們不能把你抓去關

452
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,291
‪我們都會被抓去關！

453
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:36,958
‪我什麼都沒做啊

454
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,125
‪我也是

455
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:39,791
‪我也是啊

456
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,583
‪既然不是我們，那到底是誰？

457
00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:43,666
‪我也不確定

458
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,125
‪但費魯齊歐昨天早上突然消失了

459
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,250
‪我以為他跟你情同兄弟

460
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,833
‪-該死
‪-爸，我們要去哪裡？

461
00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:53,541
‪到很遠的地方躲起來

462
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,458
‪-那是哪裡？
‪-馬賽

463
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:57,416
‪-馬賽？
‪-馬賽？

464
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,083
‪你認真的嗎？馬賽？

465
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,833
‪-好啊
‪-怎麼會這樣？

466
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,291
‪-鼻子吸氣、嘴巴吐氣…
‪-怎麼會這樣？

467
00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:06,250
‪這不可能是真的

468
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,541
‪那我的婚禮呢？
‪我要怎麼跟璜卡洛斯說？

469
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:10,875
‪妳什麼都不准跟他說

470
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,500
‪從現在起
‪你們對任何人都要守口如瓶

471
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,375
‪家人跟朋友也一樣

472
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:17,708
‪我得在警方找到我們之前解決這件事

473
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,916
‪-呼吸
‪-手機都交出來

474
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,291
‪-為什麼？
‪-就算關機他們也能追蹤到我們

475
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:29,666
‪我在紀錄片裡看到的
‪得把SIM卡和電池都拿掉

476
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,208
‪-爸！
‪-他丟出車外了！

477
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:34,041
‪-史黛拉
‪-什麼？

478
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,541
‪史黛拉，我說手機交出來！

479
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,208
‪我就是冷靜和平靜

480
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,458
‪該死，馬賽

481
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:50,333
‪滾開！

482
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,166
‪滾開！

483
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,916
‪閉嘴，賤人！走開！

484
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,458
‪你們要進來嗎？

485
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:35,166
‪這是哪裡？

486
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,916
‪這是我父親的房子，我在這裡長大

487
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,625
‪好，只有我在害怕嗎？

488
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:46,625
‪等等我！

489
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,875
‪你們在這等，我去找電源總開關

490
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,333
‪這只是一場夢，我會醒來的

491
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:00,333
‪該死！

492
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:05,541
‪媽的，這裡也太破了

493
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,083
‪還能破到哪裡去？

494
00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:13,916
‪原來可以更破

495
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:15,458
‪亮了嗎？

496
00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:18,333
‪亮了

497
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:24,625
‪再上點漆就可以了

498
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,208
‪走吧，我帶你們去參觀

499
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,166
‪這個不亮

500
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:35,833
‪這個也不亮

501
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,250
‪臥室在樓上

502
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,125
‪小心

503
00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:40,541
‪小心什麼？

504
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:46,041
‪這裡應該有一間臥室

505
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:49,916
‪這個會亮！

506
00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:53,083
‪太幸運了，竟然還有床墊

507
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,041
‪真的耶，都是好消息

508
00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:58,208
‪-除此之外，我餓了
‪-我也是

509
00:27:58,291 --> 00:27:59,750
‪我們來叫壽司吧

510
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:02,416
‪好耶，壽司

511
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,416
‪太棒了！

512
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,166
‪你們有錢嗎？

513
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,750
‪秘訣就是把麵包泡在油裡

514
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:21,666
‪我在建築工地從我爸那裡學來的

515
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:26,583
‪早上吃這個，就能撐一整天

516
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,208
‪我不吃，這太油膩了

517
00:28:33,916 --> 00:28:35,916
‪其實也沒那麼油啦

518
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,541
‪難道妳寧願餓死？

519
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:43,750
‪-死了，但看起來很辣
‪-好了，孩子們

520
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:46,583
‪從現在起我們要團結

521
00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:51,791
‪首先我們得想辦法籌錢

522
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:55,000
‪永遠都是錢
‪能不能不靠錢過日子？一次也好？

523
00:28:56,708 --> 00:29:01,000
‪你們身為資本主義的奴隸
‪被剝削得還不夠嗎？

524
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:02,583
‪還好啊

525
00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,000
‪爸，我們現在該怎麼辦？

526
00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:07,416
‪開始做一件你們從沒做過的事

527
00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:08,833
‪動腦？

528
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,166
‪減肥？

529
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,500
‪不

530
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:15,458
‪工作

531
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:20,791
‪什麼？

532
00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:43,166
‪太陽曬屁股了！起床了

533
00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,208
‪幾點了？

534
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:46,500
‪早上六點

535
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:49,833
‪早上六點？
‪你瘋了嗎？我需要八小時睡眠

536
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:52,125
‪至少你還睡了一下

537
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:55,166
‪有隻蜘蛛整晚盯著我看

538
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:59,166
‪希望你們能去張羅今天的晚餐

539
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:01,833
‪那你呢？

540
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:04,250
‪警察到處在找我

541
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,250
‪我不能露面，太冒險了

542
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,333
‪況且我養了你們一輩子

543
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,333
‪換你們養我了

544
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:13,000
‪去工作

545
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:15,000
‪起床，去工作

546
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,416
‪去工作

547
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,500
‪他有沒有貪睡模式啊？

548
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,375
‪我再睡兩小時

549
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:22,625
‪我是怎麼說的？快點！

550
00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,750
‪起床

551
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:28,416
‪去工作

552
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,833
‪你就不能等一下嗎？

553
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,083
‪辦不到

554
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:50,208
‪我吃了油漬麵包
‪這已經不是我能控制的了

555
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:53,000
‪好噁心…

556
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:55,291
‪孩子們，還有剩一點麵包喔

557
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,333
‪-關門！
‪-沒有門啦！

558
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,500
‪也沒有衛生紙

559
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:07,583
‪戴上安全帽，混蛋！

560
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,333
‪路希恩，過來吃飯！

561
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,208
‪大家好

562
00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:19,708
‪午休時間？

563
00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:38,291
‪看起來真好吃，我可以嘗看看嗎？

564
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,375
‪謝謝

565
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:54,250
‪你想怎樣？

566
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,416
‪沒什麼，我想工作

567
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,958
‪那就去找工頭

568
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,250
‪你竟然還有蛋糕！

569
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:01,666
‪好吧

570
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,000
‪沒事

571
00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,208
‪沒事

572
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,833
‪-工頭在那邊？
‪-對

573
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:16,375
‪喂？寶貝

574
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:19,291
‪妳好嗎？下午還要見面嗎？

575
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:23,041
‪其實我打給你就是為了這個
‪我沒辦法見你了

576
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,625
‪但我們要挑外燴公司

577
00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,791
‪我知道，但我暫時都不在

578
00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,125
‪手機可以還我了嗎？

579
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,625
‪妳在哪裡？

580
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,708
‪我在…

581
00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:37,958
‪-馬拉喀什的市集裡
‪-馬拉喀什？

582
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,125
‪馬拉喀什的市集？

583
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,958
‪我爸一時興起帶我們來玩

584
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:45,125
‪-他想讓我們看看傳統庭院住宅
‪-拜託一下，都已經…

585
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,166
‪-他想給我們一個驚喜
‪-妳這是佔我便宜！

586
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,541
‪-你懂嗎？
‪-妳真懂得生活

587
00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:55,041
‪就是說啊，這裡真的超美的

588
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,000
‪喂？

589
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,625
‪喂？

590
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:02,416
‪怎麼斷訊了？

591
00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:04,208
‪我什麼都聽不到

592
00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,458
‪馬拉喀什

593
00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,250
‪真好

594
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,833
‪-電池…
‪-妳把我的…

595
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:12,333
‪不是電池的問題
‪妳把我的額度都用完了

596
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,083
‪太誇張了！

597
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,458
‪皮耶？

598
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,791
‪他媽的

599
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,541
‪嚇我一跳，你跑到哪裡去了？

600
00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:37,666
‪我們一直狂打給你耶

601
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:42,041
‪-聞起來像玩了通宵
‪-才不是呢

602
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,833
‪住手！仔細聽我說

603
00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:46,291
‪我們的計畫得提前開始進行

604
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,958
‪當然好，但你說的是哪一個？

605
00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,041
‪-當鞋子合腳時
‪-對了

606
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,583
‪-抓雞雞！
‪-你來真的？他媽的

607
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,583
‪我一直在想，我們不能輸給美國人

608
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,041
‪我們必須立刻行動

609
00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:00,791
‪-好
‪-我要你

610
00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,791
‪先把錢預支給我

611
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,041
‪但錢要從哪來？

612
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:06,291
‪跟你爸要啊

613
00:34:09,791 --> 00:34:12,833
‪我爸怎麼可能資助這種爛點子

614
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,000
‪好吧

615
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,791
‪所以那些會議都是…

616
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:20,041
‪開趴的藉口啊

617
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,583
‪拜託一下，菲利浦

618
00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:25,583
‪我們都知道那是瞎掰的
‪你跟我最後都會在老爸的公司上班

619
00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:26,875
‪你說得對

620
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:28,500
‪不好意思，我稍微有一點野心

621
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:31,125
‪你就走你爸媽幫你鋪好的路吧

622
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:34,708
‪夠了，這回敬給你
‪我要靠自己的雙手打拼

623
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:37,208
‪繼續穿吉普賽國王合唱團的衣服吧

624
00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,250
‪混蛋！

625
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,875
‪沒錢？連一毛錢都沒有？

626
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,833
‪希望你們的妹妹能表現得更好

627
00:34:58,541 --> 00:34:59,958
‪那會是誰啊？

628
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:03,750
‪這是怎麼回事？

629
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,916
‪我根本沒有衣服穿

630
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
‪妳哪來的錢？

631
00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:12,208
‪-我好累喔
‪-妳哪來的錢？

632
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,208
‪我把手錶

633
00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,125
‪我聽不見

634
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,208
‪我把菲利普的手錶賣掉了

635
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,083
‪我沒…

636
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:28,083
‪她賣了我的錶？妳賣了我的百年靈？

637
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:32,083
‪-我要殺了她
‪-不行，菲利浦

638
00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,625
‪不好意思喔，我懂得輕重緩急

639
00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,916
‪現在我們哪需要看時間啊？

640
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,500
‪不！冷靜！呼吸！

641
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,083
‪妳至少買了吃的吧？

642
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,125
‪-媽的！
‪-住手！

643
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:46,916
‪那我用剩下的錢去買吃的

644
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:52,166
‪我把最後一塊錢給了計程車司機

645
00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:57,291
‪妳想知道崩潰是什麼意思嗎？
‪我讓妳見識一下

646
00:35:57,375 --> 00:36:00,166
‪這就叫做崩潰，我們晚餐就吃這個

647
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,375
‪住手！

648
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:05,666
‪-還給我！
‪-別鬧了！

649
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:06,625
‪你真是不可理喻

650
00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,041
‪放手！

651
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,125
‪我還沒完成

652
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,791
‪秘訣就是要把它泡在油裡！

653
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:15,958
‪-菲利浦！
‪-全都泡在油裡！

654
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,833
‪-請慢用！
‪-有人在家嗎？

655
00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,333
‪巴泰克先生？

656
00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:20,875
‪瑪格麗特？

657
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:24,083
‪-我的公主…
‪-瑪格麗特

658
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,541
‪妳怎麼會在這裡？

659
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,625
‪史黛拉打給我

660
00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:30,000
‪我帶了床單和毛巾

661
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,416
‪-還有一些衣服
‪-妳人真好，但妳不必這樣的

662
00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,250
‪這比妳說的還慘

663
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:40,750
‪馬提亞斯，我們開始打掃吧

664
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:42,333
‪絕對不行

665
00:36:42,416 --> 00:36:44,583
‪你不能住在這麼骯髒的地方

666
00:36:44,666 --> 00:36:47,333
‪孩子們會打掃，妳別忙了

667
00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:48,666
‪這笑話真好笑

668
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,166
‪他們明天就會去找工作

669
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:52,958
‪工作？

670
00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:55,041
‪別為難他們，他們做不來的

671
00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,791
‪我有錢可以借你

672
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,333
‪我住房儲蓄帳戶裡有一點現金

673
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,916
‪-妳真慷慨，謝謝妳
‪-謝謝妳…

674
00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:03,875
‪什麼是住房儲蓄帳戶？

675
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,791
‪絕對不行

676
00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:09,083
‪不行，真的很謝謝妳，我…

677
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:10,041
‪真的

678
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:13,291
‪-謝謝你們過來一趟
‪-那我走了

679
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,333
‪-好
‪-那我走囉，孩子們

680
00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:16,750
‪要堅強喔

681
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,750
‪如果妳有興趣的話
‪我上班的地方在徵服務生

682
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,291
‪史黛拉當服務生？這個好笑

683
00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:25,541
‪地址在這裡
‪以免妳改變心意，想學洗碗

684
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:31,583
‪我身上只有這麼多

685
00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:33,166
‪你至少收下吧

686
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,416
‪-門都沒有
‪-讓你應急一下嘛

687
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,833
‪我不能收

688
00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:41,125
‪我不知道史黛拉跟妳說了什麼
‪但請妳別告訴任何人

689
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,291
‪好嗎？來吧

690
00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:45,208
‪放心吧，我們一切很好，謝謝

691
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,916
‪（長程巴士站）

692
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,125
‪你好

693
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,666
‪先生，你好

694
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:42,666
‪你在找工作嗎？

695
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:45,416
‪沒錯

696
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,041
‪所以我也沒那麼天真

697
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,958
‪我有做過功課

698
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:53,708
‪我很清楚我不會
‪馬上就經營一間公司，我都知道

699
00:38:53,791 --> 00:38:57,958
‪基於這個原因，我願意屈就於

700
00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:00,625
‪-資深經理的職位
‪-你有什麼專業認證嗎？

701
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:03,458
‪我沒有任何認證

702
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,291
‪我算是自學的，懂嗎？

703
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,250
‪凱布洛自學吉他，我自學從商之道

704
00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:11,583
‪這樣啊，那我懂了

705
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:13,458
‪那你期望的薪資在哪個範圍？

706
00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:16,125
‪都可以，事實上我不太…

707
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,083
‪一萬到一萬五，跟大家一樣
‪能體面地過日子就好

708
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:25,166
‪一萬五，明白了

709
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:28,541
‪我爸說做大事一定要從基層做起

710
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:31,208
‪當然了，你能這樣想真不錯

711
00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:32,458
‪謝謝，妳也是

712
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:35,833
‪那好，我想我們達成…

713
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,416
‪不對，抱歉！有件事非常重要

714
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:41,750
‪這是個小細節，但我必須堅持

715
00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,083
‪我要公司配車

716
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,583
‪V8，除了它其他車子都是廢鐵

717
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,666
‪還有呢？對了，還有一件事

718
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:50,125
‪薪水要用現金支付

719
00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,291
‪-要用現金支付？
‪-對

720
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,583
‪靠近一點

721
00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,833
‪我現在跟警察之間有點麻煩

722
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:03,291
‪妳懂嗎？沒什麼大不了的
‪我也沒殺人放火

723
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:08,125
‪-好的
‪-可以嗎？

724
00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:10,875
‪好了，總而言之

725
00:40:12,416 --> 00:40:13,916
‪你沒有經驗

726
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,208
‪沒錯

727
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,083
‪沒有專業認證

728
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:19,875
‪確實

729
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,208
‪你想找管理階層的工作

730
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:24,125
‪-資深經理
‪-資深經理

731
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:28,166
‪期望薪資是一萬到一萬五，還要付現

732
00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:30,625
‪我想就這樣了

733
00:40:30,708 --> 00:40:32,916
‪好啦，輸入！

734
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,791
‪我看看，所以符合條件的有…

735
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:37,875
‪是什麼？

736
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,000
‪什麼都沒有

737
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,000
‪拿掉“資深”

738
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:49,208
‪薪水至少要少一個零

739
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:52,458
‪那我可能還能幫你找份工作

740
00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:58,791
‪-有公司車嗎？
‪-有

741
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,458
‪你不會失望的

742
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:31,708
‪好消息，老闆想試用妳

743
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,416
‪我們午餐時間最忙了
‪我帶妳四處看看

744
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,958
‪我教妳怎麼準備

745
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,250
‪薪水是多少？

746
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,250
‪一千二現金，小費大家均分

747
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:46,541
‪-好，這是週薪？
‪-不，是日薪！

748
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,708
‪我們去廚房看看吧

749
00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:50,708
‪日薪？

750
00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:54,375
‪真搞不懂大家還有什麼好抱怨的

751
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,416
‪你好

752
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,583
‪我要搭車

753
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,333
‪-你好，要搭車嗎？
‪-好啊，謝謝

754
00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,458
‪拜託一下

755
00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:12,083
‪我有很多客戶，我才不在乎

756
00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:14,625
‪他以為他是誰
‪還戴著那種帽子，先生？

757
00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:17,125
‪記住，顧客永遠是對的

758
00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:20,250
‪他們點餐，妳送餐
‪最重要的是不要回嘴

759
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,458
‪就像以前一樣，只是反過來而已

760
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,916
‪妳覺得妳做得來嗎？

761
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
‪-我可以的，謝謝
‪-各位，這是史黛拉

762
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:29,458
‪-她即將加入我們
‪-嗨

763
00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:30,458
‪大家好

764
00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:33,125
‪妳得好好表現

765
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,000
‪我向我阿姨保證過了

766
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:37,000
‪我不能失去這份工作，好嗎？

767
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:39,083
‪別擔心

768
00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,916
‪這不過是盤子跟餐具

769
00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,666
‪沒那麼難啦

770
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:47,333
‪妳的置物櫃是11號，妳先去換衣服吧

771
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,958
‪動作快，我們還有魚要處理

772
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,000
‪還有碗盤要洗

773
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:09,333
‪我帶了這些來給你打氣

774
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,625
‪你人真好，但我正讓孩子們受苦
‪我不能自己享受

775
00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:15,000
‪我明白

776
00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:17,166
‪不然你嚐個味道就好

777
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,958
‪不要就是不要

778
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,416
‪我罪惡感好重，但這真美味

779
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,416
‪還可以吧？

780
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:32,833
‪乾杯

781
00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:39,083
‪冰一點更好

782
00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:45,500
‪所以他們真的出門找工作了？

783
00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:46,666
‪對啊

784
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,166
‪我真想親眼看看

785
00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:55,333
‪光就這一點而言，這一切都值得了

786
00:43:58,458 --> 00:44:01,000
‪你在這裡不會無聊嗎？

787
00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:04,833
‪我要整修房子，我一直都想整理一下

788
00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:07,708
‪-那我派一些工人過來
‪-不了

789
00:44:07,791 --> 00:44:09,125
‪我要自己來

790
00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:12,333
‪我是個建築工人

791
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,625
‪你確定這是為了孩子們？

792
00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:19,583
‪乾啦

793
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:25,250
‪-你聽到了嗎？
‪-沒有啊

794
00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:27,875
‪有人在家

795
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:40,083
‪會是誰啊？

796
00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:54,583
‪你快走！

797
00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:56,666
‪不能讓他看到你，快走！

798
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:06,375
‪嗨，爸

799
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:09,958
‪你不出去找工作？

800
00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:12,916
‪那是龍蝦嗎？

801
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:15,500
‪對

802
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,208
‪是我抓到的

803
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:19,750
‪在海裡

804
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,291
‪你抓到龍蝦了？

805
00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:22,250
‪對啊

806
00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:26,625
‪看吧，爸，大自然

807
00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:29,166
‪供給我們

808
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:31,583
‪大自然滋養著我們

809
00:45:33,041 --> 00:45:34,125
‪這…

810
00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:35,916
‪太美了…

811
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:38,666
‪讓我…

812
00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:41,250
‪自然的力量這麼強大

813
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,416
‪我們會從這次經驗中學到很多事

814
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,625
‪龍蝦

815
00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:58,458
‪龍蝦

816
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:16,958
‪一份炸魚、一份韃靼牛肉

817
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,041
‪這是七號桌的，還有沙拉

818
00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:20,791
‪-什麼？
‪-這是七號桌的

819
00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:21,875
‪好

820
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,333
‪這是妳點的嗎？

821
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,916
‪-不是
‪-這是你點的？

822
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,458
‪好，誰點了沙拉配麵包塊

823
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,416
‪跟魚配蔬菜的？

824
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:33,666
‪-那是我的！
‪-這裡！

825
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:34,833
‪太好了，這給你

826
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:37,000
‪-鹽巴呢？
‪-這一定是她第一天上班

827
00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:38,458
‪-那我們的呢？
‪-對了

828
00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:40,458
‪-可以給我一杯低咖啡因咖啡嗎？
‪-慢用

829
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:41,583
‪服務生

830
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:44,583
‪-妳不用加鹽了
‪-也太沒禮貌了

831
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,500
‪-我要一壺水！
‪-謝謝

832
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:47,958
‪-我的胡椒呢？
‪-來了！

833
00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:49,833
‪小姐，我要菜單！

834
00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:52,541
‪-有人可以幫我們點餐嗎？
‪-我們還在等耶！

835
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:54,500
‪都等了15分鐘了

836
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,083
‪有東西鬆了！

837
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:09,000
‪對不起！該死！

838
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:10,791
‪我也不知道該怎麼辦！

839
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:17,916
‪這是個不錯的開始

840
00:47:18,541 --> 00:47:19,833
‪那接下來就這樣

841
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:22,708
‪這是晚餐的錢

842
00:47:23,916 --> 00:47:25,583
‪這是翻修房子的錢

843
00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:28,500
‪-亞歷山大還沒回來？
‪-不對

844
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:30,041
‪他根本沒離開過

845
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:32,166
‪他什麼都沒做？

846
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,291
‪對

847
00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:36,208
‪我不該這麼說，他確實做了一個吊床

848
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:43,875
‪你還好嗎？

849
00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:46,791
‪會不會太累了？

850
00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:50,166
‪-什麼啦？
‪-來吧，晚餐準備好了

851
00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:51,750
‪我好餓喔

852
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,583
‪我一直在騎嘟嘟車

853
00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:01,333
‪謝謝

854
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,375
‪-來
‪-大家慢用

855
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,041
‪那我呢？

856
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:10,750
‪不賺錢就沒飯吃

857
00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:12,833
‪-什麼？
‪-不賺錢就沒飯吃

858
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,083
‪我懂了

859
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:19,875
‪我拒絕讓自己被剝削
‪所以我就該挨餓？

860
00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:21,333
‪對啊

861
00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:25,166
‪抱歉了，孩子

862
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,666
‪他們讓我們溫飽，所以他們可以決定

863
00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,125
‪好

864
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:31,291
‪那好

865
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,291
‪反正我也不在乎這頓晚飯

866
00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:34,583
‪你要去哪裡？

867
00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:35,625
‪去吃樹根？

868
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:36,958
‪沒錯

869
00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:39,541
‪就是這樣，你看外面

870
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,125
‪-外面有橡果
‪-是嗎？

871
00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:43,625
‪還有莓果跟蘋果

872
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:46,250
‪你看看大自然

873
00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,500
‪才不像你們，它是無私奉獻的

874
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:49,791
‪大自然最慷慨了

875
00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:51,583
‪連龍蝦都有

876
00:48:51,666 --> 00:48:52,541
‪爸，對吧？

877
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:54,625
‪各位慢用

878
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:20,583
‪亞歷山大，你還好嗎？

879
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,666
‪看到了嗎？這太美了

880
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,250
‪他在回報大自然給他的餽贈

881
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:31,916
‪嘟嘟車！

882
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,791
‪-嘟嘟車！
‪-好！我來了！

883
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,000
‪來了

884
00:49:40,166 --> 00:49:42,166
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-怎樣？

885
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,166
‪開什麼玩笑？停下來！

886
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,625
‪“停下來”！

887
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,041
‪喂，住手！

888
00:49:50,583 --> 00:49:52,833
‪-你是認真的嗎？
‪-走開啦！

889
00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:54,625
‪想跟我比速度？看好了

890
00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:56,625
‪來啊

891
00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:58,416
‪你累了吧，死胖子！

892
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,500
‪我們就來看看累的是誰！

893
00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:01,750
‪怎樣？

894
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
‪-二位好
‪-你在哪？你消失了

895
00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:07,041
‪-那我們上路囉？
‪-看我的最後衝刺

896
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,291
‪看吧！

897
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:12,583
‪厲害吧

898
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:31,375
‪我快餓死了，我們可以去抓龍蝦嗎？

899
00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:33,625
‪我有個更好的主意

900
00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,458
‪幫我翻修這間房子，你就能領薪水

901
00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:38,333
‪來，我帶你去看看

902
00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:39,958
‪這給你，戴上手套

903
00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:41,916
‪這有腐蝕性

904
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,333
‪看好了

905
00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,875
‪拿一把灰匙

906
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,125
‪接著攪拌

907
00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:48,541
‪您的餐點來了，請慢用

908
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,416
‪-小姐？
‪-是

909
00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:57,458
‪我拿給你

910
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,083
‪喂！

911
00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:04,958
‪是，先生？

912
00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:06,458
‪這是什麼？

913
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,125
‪牛排和薯條

914
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:10,833
‪我點了牛排、薯條

915
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:12,333
‪配青豆

916
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:15,791
‪青豆，很簡單吧
‪就是一種又長又薄的綠色蔬菜

917
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:18,125
‪妳有看到嗎？

918
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,291
‪沒有，我沒看到

919
00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:21,291
‪這就對啦

920
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:24,125
‪妳能正確地點單嗎？

921
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,000
‪妳的腦袋負荷得了嗎？

922
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:28,708
‪我很抱歉

923
00:51:28,791 --> 00:51:31,208
‪-我會…
‪-妳道歉有個屁用？

924
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:33,166
‪妳應該把工作做好

925
00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:35,541
‪-這又不難
‪-聽著

926
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:38,791
‪我轉告他們了
‪所以你自己去跟廚房抱怨

927
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:40,541
‪注意妳的態度

928
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:43,750
‪你才要注意你的態度
‪你態度超差的！

929
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:45,500
‪她以為她是哪根蔥啊？

930
00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:48,708
‪我受夠了服侍你這種傢伙

931
00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:51,000
‪一臉鄉下人的樣子

932
00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:52,333
‪做好妳的工作

933
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,166
‪怎樣？我有說錯嗎？

934
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,250
‪真是個混蛋！

935
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:03,875
‪妳在做什麼？

936
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:06,041
‪-午餐時間還沒結束
‪-我不幹了

937
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,083
‪你知道他是怎麼跟我說話的嗎？

938
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:10,791
‪-我不是他的女傭！
‪-不，妳是個公主

939
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:15,000
‪我只不過想要一點尊重
‪這就讓我成了一個公主？

940
00:52:15,083 --> 00:52:16,708
‪妳以前跟他一模一樣

941
00:52:16,791 --> 00:52:17,958
‪很不好受，對吧？

942
00:52:18,625 --> 00:52:20,000
‪我明白，各位，沒錯吧？

943
00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:23,416
‪他們只不過是付了錢
‪就認為自己高人一等

944
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:25,541
‪現在付錢的人不是妳

945
00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:28,708
‪妳跟我們一樣了，這就是人生

946
00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:30,875
‪拜託妳醒醒！睜開眼睛！

947
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,375
‪妳若還以為自己是個公主的話

948
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,333
‪妳在這裡會很辛苦的

949
00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:03,458
‪他要青豆

950
00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:06,041
‪青豆

951
00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:07,000
‪好

952
00:53:09,166 --> 00:53:10,583
‪好了

953
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:12,958
‪-好，給妳
‪-謝謝

954
00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:16,958
‪史黛拉，妳回來

955
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,875
‪我們都認同妳，他是個混蛋

956
00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:22,166
‪-沒錯
‪-真的

957
00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:23,583
‪我們該怎麼對待這些混蛋？

958
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:28,375
‪小禮物

959
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:31,208
‪再加點裝飾好了

960
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:35,583
‪又一個小禮物

961
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,250
‪如果他還不滿意，我可以再加強

962
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:45,541
‪加油，史黛拉

963
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:53,416
‪請慢用

964
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,041
‪這就對了

965
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:09,791
‪你為什麼不賣掉這間房子？

966
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:13,625
‪-我對它有感情了
‪-你也有感情？

967
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:20,041
‪繼續攪拌，不然會變硬

968
00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:21,625
‪知道了，我在弄了

969
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:44,041
‪別騎太快，你會受傷的

970
00:54:44,541 --> 00:54:48,000
‪我跟你賭一百塊
‪你絕對看不到我的車尾燈

971
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:50,083
‪快開車！

972
00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:12,250
‪誰要擦桌子？誰洗碗？

973
00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:16,333
‪別看我，我不洗碗

974
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:18,291
‪我一整天都在騎車

975
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:20,333
‪我今天服務了90個客人

976
00:55:21,291 --> 00:55:23,333
‪門都沒有，亞歷山大，你去洗碗

977
00:55:23,416 --> 00:55:25,083
‪-什麼？
‪-你洗碗

978
00:55:25,166 --> 00:55:27,666
‪爸整天都在使喚我，我很累

979
00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:30,458
‪別再抱怨了，我都聽膩了

980
00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:34,000
‪-我在你們這個年紀的時候…
‪-“我在你們這個年紀的時候”？

981
00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,666
‪我在你們這個年紀的時候
‪我一天工作25個小時

982
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,291
‪賺法郎

983
00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:39,791
‪只吃油漬麵包

984
00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,791
‪所以我絕對不會留下來擦桌子

985
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:43,500
‪你們自己搞定，我要去睡了

986
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:46,500
‪不行…妳可以晚點再去催吐
‪我們先解決這件事

987
00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,666
‪什麼？

988
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:48,791
‪妳會催吐？

989
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,958
‪好，我以前會催吐

990
00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:54,750
‪我已經很久沒吐了

991
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:57,208
‪這是什麼時候的事？

992
00:55:57,833 --> 00:55:59,666
‪這有什麼好討論的？

993
00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:03,416
‪不重要，那都過去了

994
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,041
‪這很重要！什麼時候的事？

995
00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:07,166
‪不好意思，現在你開始關心了？

996
00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:08,625
‪-對！
‪-真是不好意思

997
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,000
‪我沒發現

998
00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:12,625
‪那好

999
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:15,000
‪事實上，我厭食了一年

1000
00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:16,500
‪瘦了十公斤

1001
00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:18,708
‪-明眼人都看得出來
‪-妳為什麼不告訴我？

1002
00:56:18,791 --> 00:56:21,000
‪因為我得先跟你的秘書約時間

1003
00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:24,500
‪她後來甚至開始不接我們的電話

1004
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:26,708
‪那就來找我談啊！我一直都在！

1005
00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:28,958
‪爸，你根本都不在我們身邊

1006
00:56:29,041 --> 00:56:30,208
‪我在啊

1007
00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:31,125
‪你一直都在？

1008
00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:32,958
‪那我在牢裡過夜的時候呢？

1009
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:37,458
‪-你在牢裡過夜？
‪-我不過是抽了點大麻

1010
00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:39,250
‪那不是重點

1011
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:40,583
‪你沒有陪在我們身邊

1012
00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:41,750
‪你一直都不在

1013
00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:44,000
‪是菲利浦來接我的

1014
00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:47,708
‪你們今晚是怎麼了？

1015
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:49,375
‪菲利浦？

1016
00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:52,125
‪說話啊！

1017
00:56:54,166 --> 00:56:55,208
‪爸，你要我說什麼？

1018
00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,750
‪他們說的都是真的

1019
00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,375
‪你一直都不在

1020
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,500
‪我得腹膜炎時你人在哪裡？

1021
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,750
‪我在醫院待了兩個禮拜

1022
00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:06,458
‪我每天都很痛苦、很害怕
‪你卻不在我身邊

1023
00:57:06,541 --> 00:57:09,291
‪你人在東京
‪我根本不知道你為什麼會在那裡

1024
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:12,750
‪我在工作，我每天都打回來
‪他們說你沒事

1025
00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:15,125
‪難道你要我飛回來…

1026
00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:16,041
‪當然了

1027
00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:18,416
‪媽媽就會回來

1028
00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:26,125
‪你們今晚在公審我

1029
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:27,375
‪這一切都是我不好

1030
00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:30,625
‪是我逼妳催吐的

1031
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,416
‪是我讓你去吸毒的

1032
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,208
‪你們的問題都是我的責任

1033
00:57:35,875 --> 00:57:38,291
‪繼續吧，你們開心就好

1034
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,791
‪我承受得住

1035
00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:41,041
‪繼續啊！

1036
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,833
‪腹膜炎也是我的錯

1037
00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:46,166
‪全球暖化也是我不好

1038
00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:48,583
‪更別提全球飢餓問題了

1039
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:51,916
‪-吵死了！
‪-吵死了！

1040
00:58:02,875 --> 00:58:03,833
‪慢用

1041
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:06,083
‪他想怎麼？這傢伙是誰？

1042
00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:08,333
‪你別再搶我客戶了

1043
00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:10,375
‪-搶你客戶？
‪-沒錯

1044
00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,666
‪他以為這是優步嗎？他瘋了啦

1045
00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:14,916
‪好了，我們現在就講清楚

1046
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,791
‪不然你想怎樣？

1047
00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:19,625
‪你最好把你那早就超過載重限制的

1048
00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:21,166
‪嘟嘟車牽走

1049
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,458
‪真好笑

1050
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:25,541
‪-你頭上有顆鳳梨還敢囂張
‪-你在跟我說話嗎？

1051
00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:28,958
‪你猜這顆鳳梨會把你怎麼樣？
‪你最好小心點！

1052
00:58:29,041 --> 00:58:30,666
‪-慘了
‪-真假？

1053
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:32,875
‪-真的要這樣？
‪-該死！

1054
00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:35,083
‪可惡，我的Air Max
‪你這樣很不上道耶

1055
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,916
‪-這還是帕拉聯名款耶
‪-真的

1056
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,291
‪這你從哪弄來的？

1057
00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:40,791
‪我在潮鞋網站上買的

1058
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,125
‪馬賽潮鞋網？

1059
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,083
‪-對阿，你知道那個網站？
‪-我知道

1060
00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:45,166
‪你付了八百塊？

1061
00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,291
‪對，八百

1062
00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:48,625
‪就是這個騎得超慢的傢伙
‪買下了我的鞋！

1063
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:50,333
‪其實你花四百就能買到

1064
00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:51,791
‪我標八百只是標好玩的

1065
00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:54,166
‪但我就要這雙鞋

1066
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,625
‪什麼意思？

1067
00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:57,916
‪我差這雙就能把Air Max
‪整個系列買齊了

1068
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,375
‪如果我轉賣的話

1069
00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:01,625
‪輕輕鬆鬆就能賣到三萬五到四萬

1070
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,125
‪四萬？

1071
00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,416
‪那你還來騎嘟嘟車？

1072
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:09,083
‪-是沒錯，如果你非得這麼說的話
‪-你也太蠢了吧

1073
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:11,166
‪問題是我現在…

1074
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:12,791
‪-算了
‪-等等…

1075
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:15,000
‪-你真的收集了整個系列？
‪-對啊

1076
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:17,625
‪-算是曾經收集過，這雙已經毀了
‪-也是

1077
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,583
‪讓我想點辦法

1078
00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:22,666
‪太好了，謝謝你

1079
00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:25,166
‪-另一邊也是
‪-該死，還是弄不掉

1080
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,250
‪好啦

1081
00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,458
‪難怪不能用，這卡住了

1082
00:59:37,208 --> 00:59:38,458
‪好了，你現在試試看

1083
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,000
‪點起來了

1084
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:45,875
‪-打開水龍頭
‪-好

1085
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,375
‪-怎麼樣？
‪-是溫的

1086
00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:53,750
‪-愈來愈熱了，可以了，對
‪-熱了嗎？

1087
00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:56,791
‪你怎麼會修水管嗎？

1088
00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,208
‪我高中時完成了一項計畫

1089
01:00:00,916 --> 01:00:02,916
‪計畫？什麼計畫？

1090
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,041
‪沒什麼，就是個計畫

1091
01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:05,250
‪才沒這麼簡單

1092
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,083
‪-說給我聽
‪-好吧

1093
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,416
‪我跟幾個同學

1094
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,583
‪把馬桶的廢料排除管

1095
01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:14,125
‪接到校長的淋浴間

1096
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:17,125
‪那可是項大工程

1097
01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:20,083
‪我花了兩個月自學水管課程

1098
01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,250
‪我還是個專業的焊工

1099
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:22,291
‪你信嗎？

1100
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,375
‪我焊了三百公尺的水管

1101
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,791
‪我不知道是該開心還是難過

1102
01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:30,041
‪能為我開心一下嗎？一次就好

1103
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,000
‪臭小子

1104
01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:40,625
‪那個大清真寺叫什麼？

1105
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:43,333
‪你是認真的嗎？那是守護聖母聖殿

1106
01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:48,333
‪你怎麼拿到帕拉聯名款的？

1107
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:49,875
‪我有個朋友在耐吉工作

1108
01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:53,291
‪每次有限量版，他都會拿走一雙

1109
01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:55,875
‪我再拿去賣，我們五五分帳

1110
01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:57,958
‪年輕時騎嘟嘟車還可以

1111
01:00:58,041 --> 01:00:59,625
‪但我不想一輩子做這個

1112
01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:00,875
‪那就太慘了

1113
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:03,375
‪-我也想創業，我有個點子
‪-是嗎？

1114
01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,875
‪-是什麼？
‪-我不能告訴你

1115
01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:07,375
‪你都開頭了，快點講啦

1116
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,041
‪好吧

1117
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,166
‪你現在最煩惱的是什麼？

1118
01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:16,208
‪我最煩惱的是什麼？那我開始說了喔

1119
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:18,791
‪我住的社區有個女的剛生了小孩

1120
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:21,583
‪她到處跟人說那是我的種

1121
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:24,416
‪但我以我媽的性命發誓
‪我根本沒碰過她

1122
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,041
‪-不是這種…
‪-還不只如此

1123
01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:27,500
‪那孩子是紅髮

1124
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
‪-我的頭髮是紅的嗎？
‪-不是

1125
01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:33,875
‪最慘的是她還跟我要錢

1126
01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,583
‪我很有禮貌地叫她滾開

1127
01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:36,958
‪結果她表哥想揍死我

1128
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,458
‪好，你講完了嗎？我問的是真的煩惱

1129
01:01:39,541 --> 01:01:41,958
‪什麼？你不知道她表哥有多兇

1130
01:01:42,041 --> 01:01:43,708
‪我是說跟鞋子有關的煩惱

1131
01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:47,500
‪我告訴你吧

1132
01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,041
‪非常簡單

1133
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:52,291
‪買新鞋最大的變數是什麼？

1134
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,750
‪-魚還沒好嗎？
‪-還沒

1135
01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:56,541
‪喂！馬提亞斯！

1136
01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:59,375
‪-你是睡著了嗎？
‪-抱歉

1137
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:02,250
‪14號桌已經等了十分鐘

1138
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:04,208
‪-醒醒啦！
‪-謝謝

1139
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:05,458
‪就叫做

1140
01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:07,666
‪“當鞋子合腳時”

1141
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:09,958
‪怎麼樣？

1142
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,333
‪不錯吧？

1143
01:02:12,416 --> 01:02:15,125
‪你如果敢在我們社區講這種話
‪你會被人打死

1144
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,958
‪不，是你

1145
01:02:17,916 --> 01:02:18,791
‪是你不懂

1146
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:27,291
‪我罪惡感好重喔

1147
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:28,500
‪我也是

1148
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,333
‪我背叛了我最好的朋友

1149
01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:32,166
‪你會取消婚禮嗎？

1150
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,083
‪為什麼？

1151
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:37,083
‪等等，你沒聽說嗎？

1152
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:42,416
‪-聽說什麼？
‪-我的打掃阿姨

1153
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:46,000
‪認識格里馬爾迪的園丁
‪他的阿姨替隆巴頓工作

1154
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,833
‪他的阿姨

1155
01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:50,708
‪在市場遇到瑪格麗特

1156
01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:53,541
‪就是巴泰克的管家

1157
01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:56,958
‪她突然就哭了，接著把一切都告訴她

1158
01:02:58,041 --> 01:03:00,458
‪-告訴她什麼？
‪-他們完蛋了！

1159
01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:05,041
‪不好意思，妳剛是說“完蛋了”嗎？
‪這是什麼意思？

1160
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:06,500
‪他們沒錢了

1161
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,416
‪他們躲起來了

1162
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:10,916
‪他們老爸的同夥肯定背叛了他

1163
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
‪據傳他逃出國了

1164
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:14,875
‪-費魯齊歐？
‪-對

1165
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,083
‪之類的

1166
01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:22,291
‪我前兩天才在鄉村俱樂部看到他

1167
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:25,208
‪所以你會取消婚禮嗎？

1168
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:34,250
‪這並不簡單

1169
01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:38,250
‪我忽然之間就必須成為
‪你們的父親及母親

1170
01:03:38,333 --> 01:03:41,666
‪我必須盡我所能照顧你們

1171
01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:44,583
‪在你們看來
‪我當然做得不夠好，沒錯

1172
01:03:45,791 --> 01:03:48,333
‪-但你們的生活不虞匱乏
‪-我們是不缺錢

1173
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:50,708
‪但我們需要的是別的東西

1174
01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:52,791
‪你為什麼騙我們？

1175
01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:54,708
‪你為什麼隱瞞她生病的事？

1176
01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:58,291
‪我們沒告訴你們是想保護你們

1177
01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:00,500
‪爸

1178
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,208
‪有時候我覺得你認為我們很蠢

1179
01:04:04,625 --> 01:04:05,541
‪無能

1180
01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:06,583
‪對

1181
01:04:06,666 --> 01:04:08,666
‪毫無用處的富二代

1182
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:10,916
‪極其膚淺

1183
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,583
‪胡說，我以你們為榮！

1184
01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:15,875
‪-你看！
‪-你確定？你又來了

1185
01:04:17,166 --> 01:04:18,208
‪發誓你不會再說謊了

1186
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:23,916
‪爸？

1187
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:27,208
‪-我發誓
‪-什麼？

1188
01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:29,500
‪我發誓

1189
01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:31,208
‪-很好
‪-好多了

1190
01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:35,333
‪輪到你了

1191
01:04:35,416 --> 01:04:36,708
‪等一下

1192
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:39,291
‪所以，爸

1193
01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:41,916
‪你為什麼沒有再婚？

1194
01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:43,958
‪為了你們啊

1195
01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:47,166
‪媽是你的第一次嗎？

1196
01:04:47,916 --> 01:04:49,833
‪我才不告訴你們

1197
01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:51,291
‪你從來不提你們之間的事

1198
01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:52,333
‪沒有啦

1199
01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:53,500
‪你在害羞嗎？

1200
01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:54,416
‪對啊

1201
01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:57,291
‪太好了，那我先開始

1202
01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:00,333
‪我第一次是在高中的廁所裡

1203
01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:02,333
‪-妳也是？
‪-對啊

1204
01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:04,375
‪-我也是，在後面？
‪-當然了

1205
01:05:04,458 --> 01:05:06,166
‪菲利浦，你的第一次在哪裡？

1206
01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:09,583
‪記得我們有隻叫做費普莉的
‪拉布拉多犬嗎？

1207
01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:14,625
‪不是啦！拜託
‪不是費普莉啦！有一次…

1208
01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:17,583
‪你在想什麼…她跑到隔壁去
‪是住我們隔壁的女人

1209
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:19,250
‪-是鄰居
‪-好喔

1210
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:21,208
‪那就好…

1211
01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:24,916
‪至少告訴我們，你們倆是怎麼認識的

1212
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,125
‪我們從沒聽過你說過

1213
01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:31,208
‪我和我爸被叫去摩納哥的工地工作

1214
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,708
‪那棟房子很美

1215
01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:37,375
‪但完全比不上她

1216
01:05:38,291 --> 01:05:39,708
‪她17歲

1217
01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,208
‪我沒什麼自信

1218
01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:44,041
‪但她注意到了我這個波蘭小子
‪這個叫做巴泰克的男孩

1219
01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:48,208
‪後來我帶她去一間高級餐廳吃飯

1220
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,958
‪我存了好幾週的錢

1221
01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:54,750
‪但她點了太多東西，我付不起

1222
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:56,458
‪那你怎麼辦？

1223
01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:58,083
‪我跟老闆說好了

1224
01:05:58,166 --> 01:05:59,750
‪我免費幫他翻修陽台

1225
01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:01,291
‪你們的母親完全不知道這件事

1226
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:03,166
‪-換我了
‪-這樣啊

1227
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:04,208
‪看好了

1228
01:06:06,041 --> 01:06:08,041
‪厲害！

1229
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,833
‪-根本不必踩踏板
‪-對啊

1230
01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:13,458
‪-它自己就會動
‪-完全是自動的？

1231
01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:15,791
‪-注意一下電池就好
‪-你好

1232
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:18,041
‪-嘟嘟車！
‪-你好！

1233
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:23,666
‪好了嗎？我在等你

1234
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:25,333
‪快好了，我來了

1235
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,000
‪懶骨頭，有什麼進展嗎？

1236
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:57,958
‪對了

1237
01:06:58,625 --> 01:07:02,708
‪關於下次的貨
‪馬提亞斯要再加一公斤芒果

1238
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:04,208
‪好，謝謝

1239
01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:09,041
‪讓各位久等了，發薪啦

1240
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,333
‪希莉雅

1241
01:07:11,416 --> 01:07:12,458
‪謝謝

1242
01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:14,208
‪-亞尼斯
‪-謝謝老闆

1243
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,958
‪-做得好，史黛拉，妳進步了
‪-謝謝

1244
01:07:18,041 --> 01:07:19,833
‪-馬提亞斯
‪-謝謝

1245
01:07:20,416 --> 01:07:21,708
‪-馬可
‪-謝謝

1246
01:07:21,791 --> 01:07:22,833
‪我終於有錢了

1247
01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:23,916
‪好啦

1248
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:26,583
‪-我請大家喝一杯
‪-這才對嘛！

1249
01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:28,833
‪內場對上外場

1250
01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:30,916
‪數到三，一、二、三，開始！

1251
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:32,625
‪快啊！

1252
01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:43,625
‪費魯齊歐？這裡收訊比較好

1253
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:46,541
‪璜卡洛斯到處打探你們的消息

1254
01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:48,208
‪風險愈來愈高了

1255
01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,666
‪-已經拖夠久了
‪-我知道

1256
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:53,000
‪-你明知道…
‪-就讓我好好享受一下吧

1257
01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,875
‪我也沒料到會變成這樣

1258
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,958
‪-我發誓
‪-告訴他們真相

1259
01:07:57,041 --> 01:07:59,083
‪不然你會付出代價的

1260
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:01,000
‪-我知道
‪-你都知道卻還…

1261
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,666
‪別管我了啦！

1262
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,250
‪-好啦，但是…
‪-克勞德那邊怎麼樣了？

1263
01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:20,916
‪在這裡

1264
01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:30,750
‪你看

1265
01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:33,916
‪力瑪？從沒聽過這牌子

1266
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
‪他們是我爺爺的籃球隊的贊助商

1267
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:38,041
‪-這牌子已經不存在了
‪-這品質很好耶

1268
01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:41,958
‪跟Jordan 1蠻像的，但更復古

1269
01:08:42,041 --> 01:08:44,041
‪怎麼樣？在網上賣賣看吧？

1270
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:46,000
‪“賣賣看”？你是認真的嗎？

1271
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:48,083
‪這樣吧

1272
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,416
‪我們重新發行這款鞋

1273
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:53,250
‪就像斯坦史密斯的那雙一樣
‪大家都趨之若鶩，這是傳奇鞋款

1274
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,333
‪別再提那些爛點子了

1275
01:08:55,416 --> 01:08:57,208
‪哪來的錢？你爸是百萬富翁嗎？

1276
01:08:58,666 --> 01:08:59,875
‪你說得對

1277
01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:01,625
‪我們還是繼續騎嘟嘟車吧

1278
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,333
‪我考慮一下

1279
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:06,375
‪我有更好的點子

1280
01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:10,541
‪我們重新發行這款鞋

1281
01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:13,208
‪風光發行，跟斯坦史密斯那雙一樣

1282
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,666
‪這樣一定很屌

1283
01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:17,166
‪-真好笑
‪-怎樣？

1284
01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,333
‪你學我

1285
01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:19,958
‪你跟我講的一樣

1286
01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:21,708
‪不過是多了點馬賽口音

1287
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:25,208
‪不可能，我根本沒在聽
‪我只是想起了以前的一個點子

1288
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:26,791
‪你說這是你的點子？

1289
01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:29,041
‪-好了啦
‪-你認真的嗎？

1290
01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:31,166
‪你就跟賈伯斯一樣

1291
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,250
‪-這才不是你的點子
‪-我說過了

1292
01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:35,833
‪還斯坦史密斯呢，你是認真的嗎？

1293
01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:37,916
‪-就跟賈伯斯一樣
‪-別說了

1294
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,333
‪-你還裝
‪-我想了好幾個禮拜了

1295
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,250
‪嗨

1296
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,583
‪你好，法蘭西斯

1297
01:09:56,666 --> 01:09:57,666
‪你在這裡做什麼？

1298
01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:00,500
‪你是怎麼找到我們的？

1299
01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,750
‪我稍微調查了一下

1300
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:06,625
‪記得你那個朋友，費魯齊歐嗎？

1301
01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:10,041
‪他真的應該更小心一點
‪這麼輕易就被人跟蹤

1302
01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:19,708
‪我現在明白了

1303
01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:24,208
‪你想給孩子們上一堂人生課，對吧？

1304
01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:26,625
‪你想怎樣？

1305
01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:28,541
‪想像一下

1306
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:31,291
‪萬一他們發現了怎麼辦？

1307
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,541
‪我不覺得他們會原諒你

1308
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:38,291
‪小心講話

1309
01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:40,166
‪你不是第一個威脅我的人

1310
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,250
‪不…

1311
01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:42,875
‪我不是在威脅你

1312
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,916
‪我怎麼可能做出那種事？

1313
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:47,708
‪永遠不可能

1314
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:50,000
‪對吧，岳父？

1315
01:10:50,083 --> 01:10:52,916
‪我只是來見史黛拉的，順便幫助你

1316
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,416
‪多少錢？

1317
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:55,916
‪你怎麼說這種話？

1318
01:10:56,875 --> 01:10:59,708
‪你要多少錢
‪才願意消失在我女兒的生命中？

1319
01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:01,958
‪-什麼？
‪-你要的是我的錢

1320
01:11:05,416 --> 01:11:06,875
‪這麼說真傷感情，法蘭西斯

1321
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:11,375
‪多虧了我，你才能全身而退

1322
01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,041
‪你竟然還跟我談錢？

1323
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:14,791
‪就憑你？

1324
01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:17,041
‪想想你的孩子吧

1325
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,333
‪他們吃了這麼多苦

1326
01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,541
‪母親過世、父親長期缺席

1327
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:26,916
‪別讓他們不願再相信任何人了

1328
01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,708
‪上坡時要加把勁

1329
01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:34,125
‪我都練出小腿肌了，你們看

1330
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:35,916
‪真的耶！

1331
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,000
‪來得正好

1332
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,875
‪-璜卡洛斯，你怎麼會在這裡？
‪-吾愛

1333
01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,875
‪吾愛，我都知道了

1334
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,250
‪但現在我來了

1335
01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:49,375
‪我們錯過了什麼嗎？

1336
01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,250
‪爸，我弄好了，可以了

1337
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,000
‪璜卡洛斯？

1338
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,041
‪就是我本人

1339
01:11:56,125 --> 01:11:59,000
‪聽好了，你們的問題都解決了

1340
01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:00,708
‪全部都解決了

1341
01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:03,666
‪我賣了我在阿根廷的土地

1342
01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:05,416
‪幫你們還債

1343
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:06,500
‪這是什麼意思？

1344
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,000
‪你們可以回家了

1345
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,250
‪不可能

1346
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,541
‪-那我們被凍結的帳戶呢？
‪-都解除了，錢已經不是問題了

1347
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,458
‪這是真的嗎？

1348
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,000
‪你怎麼不說話？

1349
01:12:20,208 --> 01:12:21,250
‪他太激動了

1350
01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,416
‪等等

1351
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,708
‪我完全沒聽懂，這全都是真的嗎？

1352
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:30,291
‪他說得對

1353
01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:31,208
‪真的嗎？

1354
01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:35,791
‪這傢伙真的很不錯耶

1355
01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,208
‪太棒啦！

1356
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:43,250
‪-我們又變有錢了
‪-爸，我們又變有錢了

1357
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:45,083
‪我們又變有錢了！

1358
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:47,375
‪-我到外面等
‪-我聞到錢的味道

1359
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:49,416
‪-有錢的味道，對吧？
‪-太好了！

1360
01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:51,750
‪香檳！等一下

1361
01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:55,250
‪來吧，我們不必睡這裡了

1362
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,500
‪走吧，寶貝

1363
01:13:04,916 --> 01:13:06,541
‪來吧，爸，我們走

1364
01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:48,416
‪天啊，她真美

1365
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:51,500
‪我的公主，他們沒傷到妳吧？

1366
01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,000
‪我的愛

1367
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,833
‪-寶貝
‪-妳的皮膚好滑

1368
01:13:57,916 --> 01:13:59,833
‪我們等了這麼久

1369
01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:01,416
‪-我們終於要結婚了
‪-我好想她

1370
01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:04,541
‪-來吧
‪-寶貝

1371
01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:06,333
‪我愛妳

1372
01:14:37,583 --> 01:14:39,166
‪他們一定會生氣

1373
01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:42,666
‪但那個混蛋璜卡洛斯說得對

1374
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,583
‪如果他們連自己的父親都不能信

1375
01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:46,541
‪要怎麼去面對這個世界？

1376
01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:48,958
‪他們比你想的還堅強，法蘭西斯

1377
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,166
‪妳剛叫了我的名字？

1378
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:53,416
‪我一直都想叫你的名字

1379
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,458
‪我想現在應該沒關係了

1380
01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,791
‪你得告訴他們真相

1381
01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,250
‪不能讓我的公主嫁給那個蠢蛋

1382
01:15:02,791 --> 01:15:04,375
‪他們永遠不會原諒我的

1383
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:07,041
‪你的行為這麼扭曲

1384
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,250
‪現在騎虎難下了吧

1385
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:12,291
‪但在那些謊言背後，你是愛他們的

1386
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:14,083
‪孩子們有一天會懂的

1387
01:15:15,041 --> 01:15:16,000
‪我可活不了那麼久

1388
01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:18,208
‪沒錯，所以趕緊告訴他們

1389
01:15:23,541 --> 01:15:25,958
‪打電話給孩子們，我想見他們

1390
01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:27,333
‪我要告訴他們真相

1391
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,333
‪你確定？

1392
01:15:29,416 --> 01:15:30,500
‪我確定

1393
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,083
‪嗨

1394
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:40,750
‪我們要去哪裡？

1395
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,833
‪我們要結婚了

1396
01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:46,333
‪-快說啦，我們要去哪裡？
‪-我們現在就要結婚

1397
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,625
‪等等，不…

1398
01:15:49,708 --> 01:15:52,625
‪我爸跟我哥…不，你告訴他們了嗎？

1399
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,958
‪別擔心，結束再告訴他們
‪我們會辦一場很盛大的派對

1400
01:15:56,041 --> 01:16:00,208
‪首先最重要的是妳我心心相印

1401
01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:03,125
‪既簡單又真實

1402
01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:04,875
‪這是我們阿根廷的文化

1403
01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,666
‪史黛拉，好啦

1404
01:16:17,541 --> 01:16:19,458
‪今天是我們人生中最美好的一天

1405
01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:22,583
‪來吧，好啦

1406
01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:24,000
‪好啦…

1407
01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:29,166
‪來吧

1408
01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:30,416
‪等等，爸打來了

1409
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,291
‪沒關係，我們給他一個驚喜

1410
01:16:33,666 --> 01:16:34,583
‪嗨，法蘭斯

1411
01:16:34,666 --> 01:16:35,666
‪璜卡洛斯？

1412
01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,500
‪叫史黛拉聽，我有話跟她說

1413
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:42,250
‪有個小問題，法蘭西斯
‪我們現在正在市政廳

1414
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,083
‪你跑到那裡幹什麼？

1415
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,666
‪你覺得我們為什麼來市政廳？

1416
01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:47,750
‪他在市政廳

1417
01:16:48,666 --> 01:16:49,708
‪他們要結婚了

1418
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:51,875
‪聽著，你不可以這麼做

1419
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:54,250
‪你聽好了！我要把一切都告訴她

1420
01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:56,833
‪懂嗎？我要把一切都告訴他們

1421
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:59,958
‪謝謝，我好感動喔，我會幫你轉達的

1422
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:01,708
‪讓我女兒聽電話！

1423
01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:03,875
‪好，那晚餐見了

1424
01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,250
‪到時再一起慶祝

1425
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,000
‪我也想給你一個驚喜…

1426
01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:09,875
‪我不會允許的！我馬上過去！

1427
01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,416
‪-我在路上了！
‪-怎麼了？

1428
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,916
‪-他太激動了
‪-她是我女兒，我愛她

1429
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,666
‪我也愛你，謝謝

1430
01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,541
‪他說他愛你？

1431
01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:21,666
‪-他說他愛你？
‪-他太開心了

1432
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:24,000
‪他真的很感動，太不可思議了

1433
01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:26,083
‪還是先關機好了，好啦

1434
01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:27,916
‪他掛我電話，那個混蛋

1435
01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:32,541
‪菲利浦和亞歷山大在樓下

1436
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:33,833
‪我馬上過去

1437
01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:38,083
‪不好意思

1438
01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:40,166
‪-你們好
‪-妳好

1439
01:17:41,833 --> 01:17:43,125
‪抱歉

1440
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,625
‪要開始了嗎？

1441
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,000
‪二位好

1442
01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:56,125
‪你們好

1443
01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,875
‪身為副市長

1444
01:18:00,875 --> 01:18:02,791
‪我誠摯地歡迎二位

1445
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:05,333
‪這是怎麼一回事？

1446
01:18:05,416 --> 01:18:08,583
‪你們的妹妹要做一件很蠢的事

1447
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,666
‪什麼蠢事？

1448
01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:11,958
‪她要結婚了

1449
01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:14,333
‪結婚？那又怎樣？

1450
01:18:16,916 --> 01:18:18,666
‪所以一段成功的婚姻

1451
01:18:19,291 --> 01:18:21,041
‪當然是由

1452
01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:23,041
‪溝通開始的

1453
01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:23,958
‪但同時

1454
01:18:25,833 --> 01:18:27,750
‪你們也得懂得聆聽

1455
01:18:30,041 --> 01:18:32,541
‪你們大概也能想像得到
‪這對我而言並不容易

1456
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,000
‪幸好我老婆還看得見

1457
01:18:36,083 --> 01:18:37,000
‪快點

1458
01:18:37,083 --> 01:18:38,458
‪-好了
‪-繼續

1459
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,041
‪麻煩了

1460
01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:43,291
‪你為什麼要阻止他們結婚？

1461
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,666
‪爸，你說話啊！

1462
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,291
‪所以二位是在
‪共同財產制的前提下結婚

1463
01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,291
‪對吧？

1464
01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:54,291
‪什麼？

1465
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:57,291
‪意思是我的就是妳的

1466
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,375
‪沒錯，反之亦然

1467
01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:12,083
‪請起立

1468
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,791
‪別再拖時間了

1469
01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:20,083
‪生於摩納哥的史黛拉巴泰克

1470
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,083
‪妳願意

1471
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,791
‪嫁給摩納哥出生的凱文勒普特嗎？

1472
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,000
‪凱文勒普特？

1473
01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:29,250
‪凱文勒普特？

1474
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:32,458
‪我知道妳一定很困惑，我先澄清一下

1475
01:19:32,541 --> 01:19:33,750
‪我父親

1476
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,791
‪必須逃離獨裁政權

1477
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,916
‪他是個通緝反，所以我們改名了

1478
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,125
‪就這麼簡單

1479
01:19:48,208 --> 01:19:49,333
‪這哪裡簡單？

1480
01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:52,166
‪史黛拉，妳在懷疑我嗎？

1481
01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:53,500
‪在我為了妳跟妳的家人

1482
01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,333
‪做了這麼多之後？

1483
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,250
‪還有妳父親？

1484
01:19:57,750 --> 01:19:59,291
‪史黛拉

1485
01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:01,250
‪寶貝

1486
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,041
‪等等！

1487
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,291
‪巴泰克小姐

1488
01:20:18,041 --> 01:20:20,375
‪妳願意嫁給勒普特先生嗎？

1489
01:20:20,458 --> 01:20:21,708
‪“勒普特”也沒這麼陌生嘛

1490
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:24,833
‪願意？

1491
01:20:25,375 --> 01:20:26,250
‪不願意？

1492
01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:30,375
‪不可以！

1493
01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:32,041
‪史黛拉，不可以

1494
01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:33,166
‪爸？

1495
01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:34,500
‪妳不能結婚

1496
01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:35,958
‪不能嫁給他

1497
01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:38,791
‪為什麼？

1498
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,208
‪他只想要妳的錢

1499
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:44,458
‪他不是賣了他在阿根廷的土地
‪來幫我們嗎？

1500
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:45,375
‪對啊

1501
01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:46,708
‪他什麼都沒賣

1502
01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:49,083
‪沒有那個必要

1503
01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:51,250
‪我不懂

1504
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:54,166
‪-我們也不懂，爸
‪-我們聽不懂

1505
01:20:55,625 --> 01:20:57,083
‪根本沒人挪用資金

1506
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,208
‪我們的帳戶從未被凍結過

1507
01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:04,166
‪我們的資產也沒被扣押

1508
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,833
‪-什麼？
‪-可是爸

1509
01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:09,250
‪我們也在場
‪還看到警察把我的車開走

1510
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,208
‪那都是演的

1511
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,500
‪一切都是安排好的

1512
01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:13,458
‪是誰安排的？

1513
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,375
‪我

1514
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,208
‪妳不能嫁給他

1515
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:23,000
‪他想威脅我

1516
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:25,083
‪-他根本沒有愛過妳
‪-史黛拉

1517
01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:26,708
‪這是事實，我發誓

1518
01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:34,250
‪妳願意嫁給這個男人嗎？

1519
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:37,958
‪不願意

1520
01:21:43,583 --> 01:21:44,583
‪好吧

1521
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,708
‪法蘭西斯

1522
01:21:53,541 --> 01:21:54,625
‪你知道

1523
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,958
‪或許我是失去了你的女兒

1524
01:21:58,041 --> 01:21:58,916
‪但是你

1525
01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:01,208
‪失去了你的孩子

1526
01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:02,625
‪你這人渣！騙子！

1527
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:07,208
‪再見啦

1528
01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:13,416
‪我很抱歉

1529
01:22:14,875 --> 01:22:17,291
‪你真的完全不在乎我們的感受

1530
01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,750
‪為什麼騙我們？

1531
01:22:19,833 --> 01:22:22,041
‪因為事態緊急，這就是原因

1532
01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:25,125
‪你們想想自己是怎麼過生活的

1533
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,458
‪你以為自己是個革命家

1534
01:22:28,541 --> 01:22:29,833
‪其實你不過是個懶惰蟲

1535
01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:32,583
‪要你在學校待超過兩個月
‪根本是天方夜譚

1536
01:22:33,541 --> 01:22:34,458
‪而你

1537
01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:37,791
‪你把錢浪費在那些愚蠢的點子上
‪更糟的是

1538
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:39,916
‪我容忍你這麼做

1539
01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:41,708
‪而妳，我的寶貝女兒

1540
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:45,125
‪妳成了一個被寵壞的公主

1541
01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:47,875
‪都是我寵出來的

1542
01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:49,958
‪還準備嫁給一個蠢蛋

1543
01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,916
‪我最討厭的就是他那種白痴

1544
01:22:54,333 --> 01:22:55,791
‪你就是這樣看待我們的？

1545
01:22:57,208 --> 01:22:58,041
‪不

1546
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:01,625
‪我對你們改觀了

1547
01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:08,250
‪我再也不想見到你了

1548
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,125
‪忘了我們吧，爸

1549
01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:49,333
{\an8}‪（九個月後）

1550
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,083
‪天氣真好

1551
01:23:56,166 --> 01:23:57,708
‪對啊，天氣真好

1552
01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,125
‪這也讓我很沮喪

1553
01:24:13,708 --> 01:24:14,666
‪這是孩子們寄來的

1554
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:27,416
‪瑪格麗特

1555
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:31,291
‪他們又寄支票來付房租

1556
01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:38,458
‪你今天打算做什麼？

1557
01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:41,541
‪去亞維農開會
‪妳什麼時候開始在乎了？

1558
01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:48,416
‪但今天這麼重要，我想也許你…

1559
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,583
‪好了，瑪格麗特

1560
01:24:49,666 --> 01:24:51,041
‪幫我把衣服準備好

1561
01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,041
‪是，先生

1562
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:06,458
‪但我們還是處理得很好

1563
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,166
‪這種利潤不是天天都遇得到

1564
01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:14,625
‪你不開心嗎？

1565
01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:16,916
‪沒有…我很開心

1566
01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:22,041
‪你為什麼下高速公路？

1567
01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:23,541
‪我弄錯了

1568
01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:25,833
‪那就開回去，為什麼走這條路？

1569
01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:28,750
‪不必了，我知道一條捷徑，沒事的

1570
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:30,750
‪別擔心

1571
01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:42,000
‪我不能只賣你一百雙

1572
01:25:42,083 --> 01:25:44,625
‪不，你至少要買兩百雙

1573
01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,291
‪-過來看看誰穿了力瑪！
‪-等一下

1574
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:50,458
‪媽啊，肯伊威斯特！
‪你是怎麼辦到的？

1575
01:25:50,541 --> 01:25:51,458
‪太厲害了

1576
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,250
‪我們很拚

1577
01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:55,500
‪他們都很喜歡我們的鞋
‪法國人、美國人

1578
01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:57,125
‪連吉爾伯特蒙塔涅都連聲讚嘆

1579
01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:58,791
‪你確定他看得見嗎？

1580
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:01,541
‪這個好笑…

1581
01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:02,791
‪是，索拉羅先生

1582
01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:06,333
‪-如果你要兩百，我們可以談
‪-大家好

1583
01:26:06,416 --> 01:26:07,375
‪-安靜
‪-你好嗎？

1584
01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:09,375
‪-我很樂意，但…
‪-你好嗎？

1585
01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:11,541
‪那我就得一視同仁…住手！

1586
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,958
‪室內不准抽煙

1587
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:15,041
‪算了啦

1588
01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:17,875
‪不行，一百雙我不行

1589
01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:20,833
‪這裡也太亂了
‪我不是叫你收拾一下嗎？

1590
01:26:20,916 --> 01:26:22,333
‪別擔心，我們會放你房間

1591
01:26:22,958 --> 01:26:24,291
‪-什麼？
‪-那當然了

1592
01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:26,708
‪我們等你蓋倉庫等了一個月

1593
01:26:26,791 --> 01:26:30,291
‪我分身乏術
‪我必須完成雷納德太太那邊的工程

1594
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:34,291
‪我是沒見過這位太太
‪但你已經幫她做事好一陣子了

1595
01:26:35,916 --> 01:26:37,250
‪他想跟她上床！

1596
01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:39,875
‪不，不是你，索拉羅先生

1597
01:26:40,666 --> 01:26:41,750
‪-好白痴
‪-好！

1598
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:44,791
‪-我們從兩百雙開始？
‪-兩百？

1599
01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:46,500
‪太好了，就這麼說好了

1600
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:50,083
‪這是個小訂單，但這是個好的開始

1601
01:26:50,166 --> 01:26:52,166
‪-我帶了蛋糕給妳
‪-你做的？

1602
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,791
‪我們會寄去比利時給你

1603
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:57,333
‪我先寄一份報價單，我們再來確認

1604
01:26:57,416 --> 01:26:59,583
‪很高興跟你合作

1605
01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:02,000
‪太好了，愛你

1606
01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:03,708
‪不，謝謝你

1607
01:27:04,708 --> 01:27:05,958
‪再見

1608
01:27:06,041 --> 01:27:07,375
‪-賣出兩百雙了
‪-太棒了！

1609
01:27:08,083 --> 01:27:09,958
‪成功了，這是什麼？

1610
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:11,541
‪看起來好噁心，來吧！

1611
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:25,833
‪抱歉，我好像徹底迷路了

1612
01:27:31,083 --> 01:27:32,416
‪對，我也這麼認為

1613
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,000
‪後車廂裡有花

1614
01:27:49,375 --> 01:27:50,583
‪去吧

1615
01:28:06,916 --> 01:28:09,041
‪總之我們會想辦法解決

1616
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:11,250
‪那妳餐廳籌備得怎樣了？

1617
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:14,458
‪我剛簽了租約，蠻順利的

1618
01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:16,625
‪但你們不能免費來吃飯

1619
01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,583
‪泡泡之類的…

1620
01:28:19,958 --> 01:28:21,000
‪你們好

1621
01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:28,333
‪我剛好在附近，所以…

1622
01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:33,208
‪生日快樂，寶貝女兒

1623
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:47,333
‪房子看起來很不錯

1624
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:53,333
‪那就…

1625
01:28:57,500 --> 01:28:58,583
‪先這樣吧

1626
01:29:19,875 --> 01:29:22,458
‪我有個朋友想給他的孩子一個教訓

1627
01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:26,208
‪卻反而給自己上了一課

1628
01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:51,333
‪爸！

1629
01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:58,291
‪要一起吃飯嗎？

1630
01:29:58,916 --> 01:29:59,916
‪我們做了油漬麵包

1631
01:30:07,833 --> 01:30:09,166
‪太棒了！

1632
01:31:10,916 --> 01:31:12,166
‪喂？蘇菲？

1633
01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:13,166
‪我是迪米崔

1634
01:31:17,291 --> 01:31:19,458
‪好吧，她…有了

1635
01:31:20,625 --> 01:31:21,791
‪沒差啦

1636
01:31:21,875 --> 01:31:22,708
‪富二代

1637
01:31:31,041 --> 01:31:31,958
‪喂？賈克？

1638
01:31:32,666 --> 01:31:33,666
‪我是派翠克

1639
01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,333
‪嗨

1640
01:31:36,041 --> 01:31:38,583
‪我在臉書上看到你在法國南部

1641
01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:42,125
‪要不要跟我喝一杯？

1642
01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:44,375
‪真好！太好了！

1643
01:31:44,458 --> 01:31:45,875
‪那我們約在那裡，好

1644
01:35:12,708 --> 01:35:17,708
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