1 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:02,802 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,713 (hip hop music) 5 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,552 (funk music) 6 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:28,995 ♪ Givin' thanks on this special day ♪ 7 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,029 ♪ Special day 8 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:35,035 ♪ Family love is the only way 9 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,304 ♪ Gather round 10 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:39,839 ♪ Let the children play 11 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,107 ♪ That's the reason 12 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:45,378 ♪ That's the reason we give thanks ♪ 13 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,880 ♪ Giving thanks 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,848 ♪ As I look around 15 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,718 ♪ Sittin' by the fireplace 16 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:56,689 ♪ I could see all the smiles fill the place ♪ 17 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:00,193 ♪ The sweet smell that lingers 18 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:02,796 ♪ Lingers in the air 19 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:07,801 ♪ I pray that all the food is handled with care ♪ 20 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,805 ♪ Mac and cheese, turkey, collard greens ♪ 21 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:16,810 ♪ Boy you don't know that really means ♪ 22 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:19,813 ♪ Hey, yeah 23 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,816 ♪ Hurry up 'fore the food gets cold ♪ 24 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:27,821 ♪ I can watch my favorite team kick the field goal ♪ 25 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,890 ♪ Whoa 26 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:35,895 ♪ Giving thanks on this special day ♪ 27 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:40,667 ♪ Family love is the only way 28 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,701 ♪ Gather round 29 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,703 ♪ Gather round 30 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:44,771 ♪ let the children play 31 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,606 ♪ Let the children play 32 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:51,578 ♪ That's the reason we give thanks ♪ 33 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,448 ♪ We laugh, we cry 34 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,585 ♪ When it's time to say goodbye ♪ 35 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,820 ♪ Hoping we don't leave 36 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,490 ♪ That last piece of pie 37 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,459 - Hey, where are we going? 38 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,762 - Just wait a second and you'll see, okay? 39 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:10,597 - Okay. 40 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,968 - All right, take your blindfold off. 41 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,673 - Ooh, this is nice. 42 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,442 Is this our new Airbnb (laughs). 43 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:23,443 - No. 44 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,945 Madison, this is our new home. 45 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:30,517 - This is our new home? 46 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,585 - This is the new home for us. 47 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:33,419 - You're lying. 48 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:34,420 - I'm not lying, baby. 49 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,755 - Are you serious? 50 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,457 I love this. 51 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,858 Oh, my God, babe. 52 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:41,427 Yes. 53 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:45,231 This is the best surprise. 54 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,232 Oh, I love you. 55 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,468 - I knew you would be surprised. 56 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,036 - This is so beautiful. 57 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,271 - So check this out. 58 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,805 We're gonna walk around and we're gonna look 59 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:55,108 at our new house, all right? 60 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,113 - Babe, I knew you had something up your sleeve like- 61 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,481 - I told you. 62 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,615 - This is beautiful. 63 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:03,616 - Do you love it? 64 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,118 - I love it. 65 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,352 I love it. 66 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,321 - You know what I think we should do? 67 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:09,689 Right now. - What? 68 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,958 - We should toast to our brand new home. 69 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,393 - We should toast. 70 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,661 Ooh, champagne. 71 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,031 - Nah, that's a little wine, baby. 72 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:18,932 - Oh, okay. 73 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,334 - You know I like to do things different. 74 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,335 - I love it. 75 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,338 - Let's do this toast. 76 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,339 - Thank you. 77 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:31,277 - To a perfect woman, to a perfect evening 78 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:36,516 and to our perfect brand new house, baby. 79 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,483 (glasses clinking) 80 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,418 - Love you. 81 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:41,854 - Mm. 82 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,524 I love you, too. - Ooh, this is good. 83 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,693 (both laughing) 84 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,495 - I really love this space. 85 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:52,198 I can really feel my interior design touches 86 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,066 on this open concept. 87 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,334 - Yeah, I know. 88 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,002 - I mean, look at this fireplace. 89 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,705 It's on both sides of the room. 90 00:03:58,705 --> 00:03:59,939 It's beautiful. 91 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:03,476 Oh, my God. 92 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,145 It couldn't get any better than- 93 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,782 Babe, what are you doing? 94 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:12,051 (Preston laughs) 95 00:04:12,051 --> 00:04:13,720 Oh, my God, Preston. 96 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:15,755 What are you doing? 97 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,190 - Madison Givens. 98 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:21,561 You're my world, baby. 99 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:24,097 I wanna be with you forever. 100 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,799 I love you with all my heart. 101 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:30,470 So it's my job to ask you will you marry me? 102 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:35,608 - Oh, babe, get up, get up, I love you. 103 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:36,542 Oh, my God. 104 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,380 - So, whoa, is that a yes? 105 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:45,685 - Not yet. 106 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:46,519 (record scratching) 107 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,121 - What do you mean? 108 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,458 - I made a promise to my dad 109 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,360 that I would never get married 110 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,195 unless he approved of the guy. 111 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:57,230 - But I don't understand, 112 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,632 I thought you would say yes. 113 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,635 - It's not that I don't want to. 114 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,636 It's just that I made a promise 115 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,873 and I have to keep that promise. 116 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,343 - But, Madison, I've never met your dad. 117 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,844 Your family lives in D.C. 118 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,514 How am I supposed to get to know him? 119 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,848 - We can go there for Thanksgiving 120 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,316 and spend a week there. 121 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:21,120 I'm sure you could win him over in a week, right? 122 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,522 - Yeah, but remember we were supposed 123 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,258 to go visit my parents for Thanksgiving week. 124 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,959 They had the week planned for us. 125 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,095 Like what am I supposed to tell my parents? 126 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:30,863 - Just tell them the truth. 127 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,365 You have to meet my family because 128 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,133 we wanna get married. 129 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:38,237 (Preston sighs) 130 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,240 - You know what? 131 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,943 I'll do anything to marry you. 132 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,445 - Thanks, babe. 133 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,280 - Let's go to D.C. 134 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,549 - Oh, they're gonna love you. 135 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,186 They are going to love you, trust me, I can't wait. 136 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,787 - Let's go break this house in. 137 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:55,621 - Yeah. 138 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,324 Let's go break it in. 139 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,463 - I love big booty hos. 140 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,769 (door slams) 141 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,537 I love big booty hos. 142 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,307 Kim got a big old butt. 143 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,575 What the fuck? 144 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,044 What the hell you stabbed me for. 145 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,045 - Get out of the room. 146 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,279 Get your shit out. 147 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,115 - Damn, I thought he was at work. 148 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:22,949 - Go. 149 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,351 Not there. 150 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:26,552 Get your shit. 151 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,188 - [Alonzo] Under the bed, I can't... 152 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,395 - What the hell y'all doing? 153 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,596 Y'all talking to somebody in here? 154 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,030 - No, baby. 155 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,866 You see what we doing. 156 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,171 I thought you was supposed to be at work anyway. 157 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,606 - The club got raided. 158 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,674 Feds came in and shut that joint down. 159 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:50,276 - What? 160 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,945 Well, since you're already here, 161 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,349 do you want some of this? 162 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,152 - [Desmond] Hell, yeah. 163 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,688 - Come on, baby, come give me some of that. 164 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:13,966 - Why don't you girls get started for me. 165 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,134 I'll be there. 166 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,205 - What the fuck is- 167 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,607 - [Announcer] Round 1, fight. 168 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,442 ♪ Hey, my baby 169 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,511 ♪ I heard you want some action 170 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:28,815 ♪ Hey, along the way 171 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,484 (bed squeaking) 172 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,053 - [Alonzo] Goddamn. 173 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,356 - [Desmond] You like that? 174 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:38,224 Oh, yeah. 175 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,058 Aw, man. 176 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:46,666 ♪ Hey, my babe, I heard you want some action ♪ 177 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,877 - Damn, baby, that was good. 178 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,080 - You must have been backed up. 179 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,716 - Man, I told you I was just thinking 180 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,918 about both of y'all while I was at work. 181 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,587 - Well, whatever you did, you need 182 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,654 to do that again. 183 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,256 Damn near broke my back. 184 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,090 - Yeah. 185 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:14,060 - Shit, oh, goddamn. 186 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:16,429 - I like that. 187 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,264 - You girls ready for round two? 188 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,332 - Mm-hmm. - You know it. 189 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,266 - Oh, shit. 190 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,471 (man breathing heavy) 191 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,573 - Oh, fuck no, I ain't about to play 192 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,975 the side nigga to some father motherfucker 193 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,843 with a pile of shit in his goddamn drawers. 194 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,178 - What the fuck you doing under my bed? 195 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,046 You fuckin' my women? 196 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:38,851 - Oh, uh, hell no, fuck no, fuckin' your girls, no. 197 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,052 Them my cousins. 198 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,487 That's my cousin. - We friends. 199 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:42,955 - We family, that's family right there, baby. 200 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:46,959 - Now that fam in the window was fuckin' your girls. 201 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,397 Ooh, shit, fuck, fuck 'em. 202 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:52,732 - Get the hell out of my house. 203 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:53,966 Scandalous hos. 204 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,469 - [Girl] Aw, wait a minute, I ain't no ho. 205 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,005 - Shit. - Catch his ass. 206 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,475 - [Desmond] Fuckin' bitches, get the fuck out my house. 207 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,309 - Well. 208 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,211 Round two. 209 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,084 - God. 210 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,086 - Hey. 211 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,823 Hey, look at this fuckin' broke knee bastard. 212 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,826 I fucked both your bitches (laughs). 213 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:21,661 Oh, shit. 214 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:30,436 (laughs) Hey, look, you little fat motherfucker. 215 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,238 You smell like shit. 216 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,006 - I'm gonna get your ass. 217 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,943 And when I do, I'm gonna put about 10 bullets 218 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:37,944 in your ass. 219 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,614 (Desmond breathing heavy) 220 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:42,548 - Oh, shit. 221 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:49,689 Oh, shit. 222 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,192 Hey, hey, wait a minute. 223 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,663 Motherfucker, you drive Prius? 224 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,165 - Fuck you, man. 225 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,367 - Hey, I got video of both of them hos sucking my dick 226 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,302 at the same time last night. 227 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,037 You wanna see it? 228 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,706 I'm outta here. 229 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,108 (rock music) 230 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,414 (engine revs) 231 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:16,916 (tires squeal) 232 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,185 - I'm gonna get your ass, oh! 233 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,354 Oh, and them precious hos. 234 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:24,957 - Hello? 235 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,859 - It's your big brother, Lonzo. 236 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,160 - Hey, Lonzo. 237 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,996 Mom told me you were on your way to pick me up. 238 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,297 - [Alonzo] Yeah, I'm out here right now. 239 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,698 - [Madison] We're at the rental car place 240 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:33,966 trying to get a rental right now. 241 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,935 - Oh, nah, nah, meet me out here. 242 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,670 I'm out here waiting. 243 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,306 - All right. 244 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,108 Okay, okay, here we come. 245 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,776 - We? 246 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,645 What the hell you mean we? 247 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,346 I ain't no damn taxi. 248 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,486 (orchestral music) 249 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:02,528 - Oh, wow. 250 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,164 - Alonzo. 251 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,833 Yes! 252 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:11,404 My hair. 253 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,271 - You look so cute. 254 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,105 I'm sorry. 255 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,076 Who the fuck is this Bama? 256 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,011 - Alonzo, this is my man, Preston. 257 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,547 He's gonna be spending the week with us. 258 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:22,715 - Zo, what's up, man? 259 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:27,186 Those pants, those shoes on fleek (laughs). 260 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,456 - Man, thought you had a friend. 261 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,259 I know this nigga ain't just try to call me Zo. 262 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,062 Then he gonna say my pants and shoes on fleek. 263 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,097 This a crack ass nigga right here. 264 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,099 - Yo, yo, hey, my bad, I didn't mean no harm. 265 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,001 - Yeah, he didn't mean any harm. 266 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,303 He's a great guy, you'll see. 267 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,138 - Man, you got some gas money? 268 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,741 I don't drive Bamas around for free. 269 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,976 I'm a professional driver. 270 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,279 - Oh, yeah, let me see here. 271 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,083 - What can you do for me? 272 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,485 - Oh, yeah, got $100 for you. 273 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,491 That should cover it (laughs). 274 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,927 - Man, I'm an executive chauffeur. 275 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,962 This little hundred dollars ain't shit. 276 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,733 I usually charge 300 for something like this. 277 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,837 - Well, yeah? 278 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,105 Okay, so this is want I'm gonna do. 279 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:22,174 - This is one butt cheek at the club. 280 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,410 - Well, look, here's what I'm a do. 281 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,644 - [Alonzo] What you got? 282 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,146 - Giving you an extra two. 283 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,548 That's a whole 300, that should cover it. 284 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,617 - This might work, that may be two cheeks slappin'. 285 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,753 - Alonzo, let's go, we're cold and tired 286 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,288 and we need some rest. 287 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,891 - All right, come on, let's go. 288 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,195 - [Madison] This week's gonna go great. 289 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,097 - [Preston] Yeah. 290 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,665 (door closes) 291 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,934 - All right, I gotta make one stop along the way. 292 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:49,935 It's not gonna take long. 293 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,737 - Alonzo, no, come on. 294 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,441 - Babe, it's not a problem. 295 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,109 Just let your brother handle his business. 296 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,644 We're good now. 297 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:02,648 - (scoffs) Fine, one stop and it getter be quick, too. 298 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,550 - [Alonzo] My man, Preston. 299 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,252 - [Preston] Zo. 300 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,987 - [Alonzo] Call me Zo again and I'm a leave 301 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,489 your body in the baggage claim. 302 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:11,824 - [Preston] Sorry about that. 303 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,160 - [Madison] Oh, no, be nice. 304 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,033 (engine revs) 305 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,437 - Oh, yeah, Lonzo in the house. 306 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,606 Let the tribe say A, yeah. 307 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,409 - Can I have some, please? 308 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:31,944 - Ah, yeah, you know what time it is. 309 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:34,246 Anything for my little snow bunny. 310 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:37,616 You get a big one this time, too. 311 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,185 Yeah. 312 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,019 - Babe. 313 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,922 I really have to go to the restroom. 314 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,523 Can you please call your brother? 315 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,357 - Oh, no, okay. 316 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,592 I'll call him right now. 317 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:50,162 - [Preston] Geez, it's been over an hour. 318 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,565 ♪ Big booty hos, help with us 319 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,333 - Fuckin' phone, man. 320 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,869 What it do? 321 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,370 - Alonzo. 322 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,105 We have been out here for over and hour. 323 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,874 What are you doing? 324 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,344 And Preston has to use the bathroom. 325 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,146 - Tell him take his Bama ass down 326 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,216 to the gas station if he gotta piss that bad. 327 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:13,085 - No, you get your ass out here right now. 328 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:17,289 I don't have time for you and your bullshit today. 329 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,391 - Aight, aight, aight, man. 330 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,728 Tell him come on in here and use the bathroom then. 331 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:23,562 - Yeah. 332 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:25,598 - Shit. 333 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,267 Shit. 334 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,103 Gettin' motherfuckin' married to my motherfuckin' sister. 335 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,338 - What'd he say, what'd he say? 336 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,739 - Go ahead, he said come to the house. 337 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,741 - All right, cool, yeah. 338 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,311 (door closes) 339 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,282 - Okay, okay, yeah, yeah. 340 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:46,252 This dude crackin' to get that soda with my sister. 341 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,087 Y'all know what to do. 342 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,524 (Preston knocking) 343 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,694 - [Man] Hey, who the hell at the door? 344 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,797 - [Preston] Oh. 345 00:14:58,797 --> 00:14:59,865 - Man, what the fuck do you want? 346 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:00,833 - My name is Preston. 347 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:01,734 Alonzo told me I could come here 348 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,635 to use the lavatory. 349 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,535 - Lavatory? 350 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,706 Bring your stupid ass in here, man. 351 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,974 Come on, nigga. 352 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,510 Fuck. 353 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,878 To the right. 354 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:13,912 - To the right? 355 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:14,913 - Go, nigga. 356 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,585 Motherfucker, I said to the right. 357 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,419 - Whoa. 358 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,991 - You stupid ass, man. 359 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,726 - This is disgusting. 360 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,297 Ooh, uh! 361 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,502 God, I hope this doesn't smell like shit. 362 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,107 - [Girl] $25 to make you holler twice, baby. 363 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,609 - What? 364 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,610 Who is that? 365 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,514 - Come on, baby, let met make your toes curl. 366 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,849 I'm a show you what a real woman is. 367 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,117 - Ugh! 368 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,819 - Give me all that black cock, daddy. 369 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,789 - Get you crazy lady, get this crazy lady off of me. 370 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,524 You people are crazy. 371 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,927 - [Man 1] You got my money motherfucker? 372 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:02,928 - I'm a get it. 373 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,363 I haven't had sleep. 374 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,166 My mother had to have surgery. 375 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,668 This ho named Sandy Stone. 376 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,338 I got jerked by this crackhead Boo-Boo. 377 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,839 Come on, man, don't kill me. 378 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,107 - Man, fuck no. 379 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,811 Nigga, I need all mine right the fuck now. 380 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,914 - Aw, damn (crying). 381 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,617 - What in the fuck is you cryin' about, man. 382 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,886 - I just shitted on myself. 383 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,389 You got that fuckin' gun pointed to me, 384 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,257 what you expect? 385 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:34,993 - Listen, if I don't get my bread 386 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:38,330 in the next 30 seconds, nigga, you dead. 387 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,700 - Please, what does he owe you? 388 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,801 Whatever he owes you, I have it. 389 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,570 Don't kill him, please, man. 390 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,372 - What he, what he, what he owe me? 391 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,308 - What do I have to do, please? 392 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,342 - What the fuck he owe me? 393 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,878 - Man, I owe this nigga $500. 394 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:53,879 - Okay, that's no problem. 395 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:54,947 - Yeah, $500, nigga. 396 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,849 - I have it right here. 397 00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,318 - Run before he shoot your ass. 398 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:00,953 - No, nah, nah, fuck that, give me all that. 399 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,354 - [Preston] Okay. 400 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,591 - And your fuckin' watch, bruh. 401 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,792 - [Preston] Just please don't kill him. 402 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,293 - Run, get the hell outta here, now. 403 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,729 (gun fires) 404 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,664 Preston, save yourself! 405 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,802 - Ah! 406 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:17,803 Ah! 407 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:18,637 Ah! 408 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,741 (Alonzo laughs) 409 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,443 - Nigga, that your motherfuckin' peoples. 410 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,444 - I told you, boy. 411 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,678 - That's your peoples. 412 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:27,946 - I told you how we do it, brother. 413 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,181 - Why you do your peoples that way? 414 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,416 - He's a fuckin' nerd, fuck that dude, man. 415 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,683 - Why you doing your peoples that way? 416 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:32,918 - We all right, man. 417 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,887 Here's your cut right there, baby. 418 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,721 You that man. 419 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,955 - She love him? 420 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,158 - Eh, I don't know, he's weak, though. 421 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,859 Nerd ass nigga. 422 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,027 My man, no. 423 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,562 - What, we ain't splitting that 50/50? 424 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,899 - I told you $200, that's it, man, we good (laughs). 425 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,300 You aight. 426 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,937 - Bruh, all the fuckin' actin' I did, bruh? 427 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,705 - Yeah, you right, you right. 428 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,874 - You gonna give me $200? 429 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,510 - You right, you right. 430 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,113 I said $200, take it or leave it 431 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:06,618 before I throw your dead ass in the alley somewhere. 432 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,588 - Yeah, aight. 433 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,657 You foul nigga, though, snuff. 434 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,758 Foul as shit. 435 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,430 (door closes) 436 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,431 - Oh, my God. 437 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,667 - Honey, is that you? 438 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,935 What are you doing? 439 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,638 - Your brother, we got hold up, money, shoot. 440 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,341 - [Madison] Are you okay? 441 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,542 - Babe, he's crazy. 442 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,643 - [Madison] Where is he? 443 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,979 Here come his ass right now. 444 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,718 Alonzo, what the hell just happened? 445 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,220 - Don't say shit. 446 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,688 - You know what? 447 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,291 See, this just don't make no goddamn sense. 448 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,862 - Can y'all remember the last time 449 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,463 the family got together? 450 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,966 Can you say hot mess? 451 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,200 - [Together] Hot mess. 452 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,034 - Okay. 453 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,738 Cuckoo for cocoa puffs child. 454 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,939 (person knocking) 455 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,909 Oh, that's probably Leroy and Pork Chop now. 456 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,978 Hoo, time to get started. 457 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,557 Leroy. 458 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,558 Pork Chop. 459 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,560 I'm so glad you made it. 460 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,463 Thanksgiving wouldn't be the same without you. 461 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,033 - Goddamn, this house big as shit. 462 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,402 We damn sure don't need no hotel Pork Chop. 463 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,070 - Brea, I mean, what you and my brother 464 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,506 done got yourselves into? 465 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,974 Y'all pimpin' hos around here? 466 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,043 - Y'all so silly, let me take your coats. 467 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,278 - [Leroy] Hell, yeah. 468 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,546 - [Pork Chop] I mean, y'all done moved up 469 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,814 to the east side like "The Jeffersons," huh? 470 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,716 - [Leroy] I'm about to get on Plenty 'O Fish. 471 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,985 - Uh-huh, leave your catch outside. 472 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,820 How was your trip? 473 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,055 - It was all right, you know, you drive once, 474 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,291 you drive twice, you drive. 475 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,159 - [Leroy] Oh, what the hell? 476 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,160 - What the fuck? 477 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,662 Get this motherfucker off of me. 478 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:57,729 Roy, get him. 479 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,233 - Hey, make him get off my brother. 480 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,902 Get off my brother, get off my brother, man. 481 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,872 - [Pork Chop] Get this motherfucker. 482 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,840 Roy, go up out the truck. 483 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,209 I'm about to put a cap in this motherfucker. 484 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,377 Crazy bastard. 485 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,479 Shit. 486 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,349 Ol' wildebeest looking motherfucker. 487 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,685 - [Leroy] I'll shoot him myself. 488 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:20,519 - [Brea] I think it's her. 489 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:21,853 My baby is here. 490 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,266 - Oh, man, it's just your stink breath ass? 491 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,734 I thought you was somebody important. 492 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,969 I knew it smelled like a pig threw up 493 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,170 in this motherfucker. 494 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,672 - Uncle Leroy, what, I am somebody. 495 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:46,011 Oh, y'all thought it was the little princess, Madison? 496 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,714 Well, I hate to disappoint y'all. 497 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,150 - Anyways, baby, how are you? 498 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,886 - Mama, why is everybody so excited 499 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,221 about Madison getting here? 500 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,623 And how come you ain't never throw me 501 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,624 a welcome home party? 502 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,158 - Girl, you live down the street 503 00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,928 and you've never been outside the DMV. 504 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,396 - Whatever, Ma. 505 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,766 Where is she anyway, I gotta go to work tomorrow. 506 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,470 - Miranda, you haven't seen your sister in four years. 507 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,172 You can wait a little while longer, miss antsy pants. 508 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,173 - [Miranda] Ma. 509 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,408 - Ah, ah. 510 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,943 - Okay, all right, all right, fine. 511 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,946 I'll wait, but I'm not waiting all night. 512 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,848 Get on my nerves. 513 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:23,782 - Go girl. 514 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,917 - Not you, Mama, I'm sorry. 515 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,323 - Hello? 516 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:36,228 (soulful music) 517 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:40,966 ♪ Been hard tellin' all these lies ♪ 518 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:45,070 ♪ Gonna stay up all night, all night, all night ♪ 519 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,306 ♪ All night, all night 520 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:53,812 - Good grippin' motherboard, that ass is poison, mm. 521 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,183 - Ha, what's up my niggas. 522 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:02,988 It's Lonzo in the house (laughs)! 523 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,723 Oh, yeah, yeah. 524 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,724 - Hey, Mama. 525 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,993 Hey, 'cuz. 526 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,562 (all cheering) 527 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,631 - Yes! 528 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,867 You look so good. 529 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,469 - Come on, give Uncle Leroy a hug, girl. 530 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,071 - Hey, Uncle Leroy. 531 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:22,708 - Baby girl. 532 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,009 - Daddy! - I missed you. 533 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,311 - I missed you, too, oh, my God, Daddy, 534 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,814 we have so much to talk about. 535 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,384 - Who the hell is this nigga? 536 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,753 - Daddy, this is my boyfriend, Preston. 537 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,989 He's gonna be with us for the week. 538 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,825 - Your boyfriend, huh? 539 00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:42,694 What the hell you doing here with my daughter? 540 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,429 - I'm here to spend Thanksgiving week 541 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,765 with you and your family, sir. 542 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,500 - Did she tell you I was crazy as hell? 543 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,768 - [Preston] Oh, no, sir, she didn't. 544 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,303 - Daddy, stop. 545 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,370 My daddy wouldn't hurt anyone. 546 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,573 He's just joking, babe. 547 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:55,841 - She done went down to Florida 548 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,375 and came back with Peewee Sherman. 549 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,478 - Whoa, exactly, what the hell is Smeegle doing here? 550 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:02,681 Is precious trying to find the ring. 551 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:06,184 (person knocking) 552 00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,385 - It's just my uncle. 553 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:10,689 - [Preston] How you doing, nice to meet you. 554 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,458 - My man, Von. 555 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,392 - What's going on, Pops? 556 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,160 - All right, how you doing, son? 557 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:15,994 - I'm good. 558 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,195 - All right. 559 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,463 Bet you came to see your girl, huh? 560 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:19,631 - What girl? 561 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:22,234 - No, don't worry about it, no. 562 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:28,407 - Uh, uh, uh, whoa (clears throat). 563 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,375 - Who the fuck is 564 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,843 this little mini nigga clearing his throat? 565 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,379 - [Madison] Von, this his my boyfriend, Preston. 566 00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:35,647 - Preston. 567 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:36,915 - What? 568 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,016 - How the hell is he your boyfriend 569 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:39,384 when I'm your fiance? 570 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:40,585 - Von. - No. 571 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,387 - We are not going to do this right now. 572 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,623 I broke that off four years ago, okay. 573 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,392 - Yeah, okay, but I'm your first. 574 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,729 She can never get rid of her first, 575 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:53,398 especially not for no baby Smurf ass nigga. 576 00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,200 (all laughing) 577 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,235 - This family's disrespectful, I see (laughs). 578 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,236 - I'm sorry. 579 00:23:58,236 --> 00:23:59,971 Excuse me, anyway. 580 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:02,174 Daddy, where is our room? 581 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,875 - Our room? - Yes. 582 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,177 - Baby, your room is downstairs. 583 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,379 Your little boyfriend can sleep in the garage. 584 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,613 - Garage? - Wow. 585 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,451 - Anyway, babe, can you take our bags downstairs, please. 586 00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:14,452 - Yes, I will. 587 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,454 (Rufus barks) 588 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,621 Whoa. 589 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:19,324 - Get his ass, Rufus, get his ass. 590 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,694 - Hey, you went to the Smurf convention 591 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,229 and found a Smurf? 592 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,730 Where the hell you get this dude from? 593 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,766 You gonna pick him over Von. 594 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:30,435 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 595 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:33,138 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 596 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,273 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 597 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,175 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 598 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:38,543 - [Alonzo] Uncle Rufus, eat Smurf. 599 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:41,646 - Maurice, you gotta do something about this. 600 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,216 (glass clinks) 601 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:47,686 Everybody, I just wanted to say 602 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,789 that it is so good to have 603 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:54,493 the whole family here for Thanksgiving. 604 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,261 We are truly blessed. 605 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:01,600 I always prayed for a large home filled 606 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,036 with the love of family. 607 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,473 Now can y'all do me a favor 608 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:12,444 and be on your best behavior this week, okay? 609 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:15,413 (all protesting) 610 00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,482 - Y'all see how she looking at me like that? 611 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,718 I don't even appreciate it. 612 00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:21,920 Anyway. 613 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,390 Hey, Amaya, oh, my gosh, you are getting so big. 614 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,893 - Hey, big cuz, yeah, it's been a long time. 615 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:28,727 - Mm. 616 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,396 Girl, what you looking for? 617 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,297 - Your man. 618 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:34,499 - I'm done. 619 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,402 - Why are you so bad? 620 00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:38,837 - Why are you so ugly? 621 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,006 - [Maurice] Oh, Pork Chop. 622 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,575 - You don't be disrespecting me up in here. 623 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,110 - I wish you would, I wish you would. 624 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:49,080 - Amaya Jackson, uh-uh, you apologize right this minute. 625 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,816 - I'm sorry you're so ugly. 626 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:53,285 - [Pork Chop] Oh, now. 627 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,288 - Amaya, you take your butt downstairs right now. 628 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,223 - Damn demon child. 629 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:02,360 India Foulri, you about to get this belt. 630 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,129 - Girl, I am so glad to see you. 631 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:06,665 It has been way too long. 632 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,233 - Why are you here? 633 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,102 You haven't been here in four or five years. 634 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,605 - Well, I wanted everyone to meet Preston 635 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,840 and I missed everyone, too. 636 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,676 Where's David? Is he coming? 637 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,277 - Girl, please, you know damn well David left me 638 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:20,679 a few years ago. 639 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,247 Oh, wait, that's right, you don't know, 640 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,282 'cause you was off in Florida living 641 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,918 in your little fairy tale world. 642 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,286 - No, I don't know because 643 00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:29,888 you never tell me anything. 644 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,690 - [Miranda] Pick up the damn phone. 645 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:34,426 - Miranda, why are you so bitter? 646 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,027 I have never done anything to you. 647 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,829 - Please, I'm not kissing your ass 648 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:39,464 like everybody else in this house. 649 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:41,166 You still my little sister. 650 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,400 You still the same little girl 651 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,271 that used to piss the bed every night. 652 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,205 - You know what? 653 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:48,974 I came here excited to see you 654 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:50,976 and you still got that stick up your ass. 655 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,277 - And you better watch his ass 656 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,611 before somebody steal him. 657 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:54,446 - What? 658 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,780 - You heard me. 659 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,216 - Whatever, Miranda. - Whatever then. 660 00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:00,051 - Oh, man, look at us. 661 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,588 The three amigos together again. 662 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,156 - Boy, get off of me Alonzo, 663 00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:06,291 we ain't close like that. 664 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,125 - Whoa. 665 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,561 - Please. 666 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:10,495 You over here because the little princess is here. 667 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:12,430 What the hell is wrong with you? 668 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,065 - I see why. 669 00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,768 Girl, I been dodging that breath. 670 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,203 Girl, your breath smell like Grandma's house 671 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,738 after she been cooking chitlins 672 00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,439 and she ain't scrape all the doo-doo out, 673 00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:23,775 'cause she says she thinks it spicy. 674 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:25,744 - On my nerves. 675 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:26,745 - Oh! 676 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:27,912 I'm a be sick! 677 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,419 - Babe, I really don't think 678 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,521 I should ask your dad now. 679 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,323 I just don't think he likes me. 680 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,991 - No, babe, he's just like that 681 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,660 when he first meets people. 682 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:44,662 - But did you see how he shook my hand? 683 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,564 He almost broke it. 684 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,700 I'm still in pain. 685 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,970 - Well, once he gets to know the man I know, 686 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:55,273 he's not gonna be able to say no. 687 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,509 - You think so? - I know so. 688 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,645 (soulful music) 689 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,281 - Let me take these glasses off. 690 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:07,519 - Let's have some fun. 691 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:13,825 ♪ Don't need to be all up in 692 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,061 ♪ Show me all you 693 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,263 ♪ Show me you're true 694 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:22,467 ♪ I wanna love 695 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:25,203 ♪ Show me all you 696 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,805 - If you don't get your goddamn hands 697 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,706 off my baby girl, 698 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:30,475 I'm gonna shoot me a motherfucker. 699 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:31,476 - [Madison] Daddy, no. 700 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,611 - Please don't shoot me, please. 701 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,413 - I told your ass you're sleeping in the garage. 702 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,347 Now, nigga, get your shit. 703 00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,282 - Please don't kill me. 704 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:39,150 - Daddy, he didn't do anything. 705 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:41,186 Please put the gun down. 706 00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,188 Preston, can you go upstairs 707 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,090 so I can talk to daddy please. 708 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,691 - Please. 709 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,525 - Oh. 710 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,497 (Rufus barking) 711 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:55,934 - Really, Daddy? 712 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,802 - Where you find this man? 713 00:28:57,802 --> 00:29:01,139 - Daddy, can you please give him a fair chance. 714 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:01,973 - Look. 715 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:05,844 Since it's you, I'll try, 716 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:08,646 but why don't you give Von another chance? 717 00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:10,215 That boy loves you. 718 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:14,252 I just don't know, something wrong with this new guy. 719 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,020 - Daddy, once you get to know him, 720 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,256 I know you're going to love him. 721 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,524 Trust me, okay? 722 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,127 - Okay. 723 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:23,228 I'll try. 724 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:24,896 - Thank you. 725 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:27,065 And I can't believe you pulled a gun out on him. 726 00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,267 Are you crazy? - Hell, yeah. 727 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:32,137 - I only want the best for my baby girl. 728 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,973 - Okay, Daddy, I understand, but you gotta be 729 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,242 a little more nice. 730 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:39,144 - Uh, uh, uh, only the best 731 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:41,880 and I'll go crazy if I have to. 732 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,381 - I know you will. 733 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,985 I don't know what to do with you. 734 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,821 (whimsical music) 735 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,659 - You come with me. 736 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,496 - [Preston] Sure, sir. 737 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,638 (door closes) 738 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,307 - This is where you're gonna sleep. 739 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,042 - Why does it look like this? 740 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:14,779 - Well, usually that's my brother-in-law, Rufus' doggie bed. 741 00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:16,614 By the way, you're responsible 742 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:19,651 for walking him while you're here. 743 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,587 - Mr. Givens, why does he think he's a dog? 744 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,623 - About 20 years ago, Rufus went crazy. 745 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:26,858 He was cheating on his lady. 746 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,793 She was into all this voodoo shit, 747 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,428 but she put a root on him 748 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:34,132 and ever since them he's been acting like a dog. 749 00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:36,534 - Oh, wow, that's crazy, man. 750 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,472 - Look, my daughter tells me you're a good man. 751 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:42,941 - Yeah. 752 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:46,744 - So I apologize for everything I did earlier. 753 00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:48,980 - You know, Mr. Givens, that really means 754 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,816 a lot coming from you, man, thank you. 755 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:53,084 - Don't worry about it. 756 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:55,420 Just get some rest and we got a long day 757 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,789 ahead of us tomorrow. 758 00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:59,090 - Yeah. 759 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,926 - By the way, keep your goddamn hands 760 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:03,328 off my baby girl. 761 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:06,531 - Yes, sir. 762 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,400 You have a good night, sir. 763 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,002 - [Maurice] I will. 764 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,507 - Oh, this isn't gonna work. 765 00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:20,245 This isn't gonna work. 766 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,914 Just do what I have to do. 767 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:24,415 Get my wife 768 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:27,018 and get up outta here. 769 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:27,852 Shit. 770 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:51,876 - Wake up. 771 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:54,812 Wake up, man. 772 00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:58,182 - What? 773 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:03,655 - Be quiet before you wake Uncle Rufus up. 774 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,423 - What the hell are you waking me up for? 775 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,491 - You need to get dressed. 776 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,159 We gotta make a run. 777 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,628 - This can't wait till in the morning, 778 00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:12,230 I got jet lag. 779 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:16,134 - Look, you wanna get in good with my father, right? 780 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,036 - [Preston] Yeah, Lonze, I wanna get in good with him. 781 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:19,404 - Call me Lonze again and I'm a throw you 782 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,306 in the alley somewhere. 783 00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:22,307 - [Preston] What? 784 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,308 - Hurry up and get dressed 785 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,543 and make this run with me. 786 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:26,911 And hurry up. 787 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:28,246 We wastin' time. 788 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,650 Bring your nerd ass on. 789 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,792 Get your blind ass up and come on. 790 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,362 Don't wear them weak ass dress shoes again. 791 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,145 (Rufus groaning) 792 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,790 (Rufus farts) 793 00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:28,906 - [Von] My nigga, my nigga. 794 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:29,841 - Yo, what up? 795 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,008 - What's happening nigga? 796 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,009 - Ready to put this work in? 797 00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:33,010 - What's up little bitch? 798 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:35,246 - Wait a minute, what's going on? 799 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:37,115 What is this guy doing here? 800 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:40,084 - Like I said, we gotta make a run. 801 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,486 - Yeah, but you said this was gonna get me 802 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,388 in on your dad's good side. 803 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:44,455 (Alonzo laughs) 804 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:45,823 - Be patient little man. 805 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:48,993 You a little uptight nigga, ain't you? 806 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:50,128 - For Pete's sake, I wish you guys 807 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:51,429 would stop calling me a nigger. 808 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:54,599 (both laugh) 809 00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:55,633 it's not funny. 810 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,602 - This Bama said for Pete's sake. 811 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,771 - This nigga said nigger. 812 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,739 Man, we ain't in Mississippi. 813 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,708 We said nigga. 814 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:07,145 N-I-G-G-A, nigga. 815 00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,646 What's wrong with this man. 816 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,782 - Yo, I can tell my sister ain't getting satisfied. 817 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,550 I can look at the look on her face. 818 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,019 - That's a huge lie. 819 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,054 I'm satisfying your sister. 820 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:18,489 That's why you don't see her going back 821 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:19,657 to this chump. 822 00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:23,594 - Let me stop this motherfucker real quick. 823 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,730 You better not be fuckin' my sister. 824 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,798 I'm a take all the snacks 825 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:27,965 out your Keebler elf ass. 826 00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:29,467 - Slap his ass. 827 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,869 - Just stop, you having sex with my sister, bruh? 828 00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:34,705 - I, I, I, no, sir, I'm not having intercourse 829 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:35,740 with your sister, man. 830 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,675 - Man, I ain't ask you about 831 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,945 no goddamn college courses and shit. 832 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:42,180 Do my dumb ass look like 833 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,848 I'm about to enroll in school? 834 00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:46,117 I said is you fuckin' her? 835 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,085 - No, no, I'm not, no. 836 00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,520 Please. 837 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,755 - This guy. 838 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,689 - Let me find out you fuckin' her. 839 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,624 That's your ass little nigga. 840 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,729 (soulful music) 841 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,168 - Y'all wait. 842 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:05,069 - You know what time it is. 843 00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:06,304 - Where are we? 844 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,775 - Man, look, listen, look, Trevor or Bradley 845 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,511 or whatever your name is, 846 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,346 I need you to go inside 847 00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:18,116 and meet with this chick to get this package. 848 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,518 You gotta enter in from the back. 849 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:23,187 - Hoo, you gotta go in the back. 850 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:25,389 - Huh! 851 00:35:25,389 --> 00:35:26,791 - He might like that. 852 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,060 - I've gone in the back door before. 853 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,661 But, why can't you? 854 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:34,365 I don't go into places where I'm not invited. 855 00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:36,734 - Man, I told you he wasn't black. 856 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:40,738 - Man, you gonna get your ass in there. 857 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:43,508 - Okay, okay, okay, man. 858 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:46,210 I'll go, but hopefully nothing screwy 859 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:48,346 is going on in there. 860 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:50,481 - Get your dumb ass out the car, 861 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,583 marble head motherfucker. 862 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,753 - You guys are crazy. 863 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:56,587 - We know. 864 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:01,792 (door closes) 865 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:02,660 (Alonzo laughs) 866 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,061 - Oh, that nigga stupid. 867 00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:06,397 I can't believe he fell for that shit. 868 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:08,132 - Oh, just wait, when I'm finished 869 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:11,002 with this man, he gonna be a nigga for real. 870 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,203 My sister ain't gonna want shit 871 00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,771 to do with his ass. 872 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:19,577 - Hey, honey, what you drinking? 873 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:24,415 - I'll have me a glass of ice water (laughs) please. 874 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,650 - Look, if you gonna be in my bar, 875 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,286 you got to order a real drink. 876 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:29,787 - Oh, well, in that case I'll have me 877 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,889 a Shirley Temple, please. 878 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,092 - You want some Hennessy in that? 879 00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:36,360 - [Preston] Some what? 880 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,995 - Fuckin' lightweight. 881 00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:39,030 - What's up girl? 882 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,031 - Hey. - You fine. 883 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,432 - Thank you, usual? 884 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,533 - Absolutely. 885 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,338 - Hey, my main man. 886 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:49,807 I'm Preston. 887 00:36:57,615 --> 00:37:00,818 So, uh, who invited you to the shindig? 888 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:06,824 Oh (laughs). 889 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,430 - Nigga, why the fuck are we hiding? 890 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:15,266 - Man, you see that big ass vanilla gorilla over there? 891 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:19,604 That fuckin' redneck caught me fuckin' both his girls. 892 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:22,306 - You want a straw with your Shirley Temple? 893 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:25,042 - Yes, please, I would love it. 894 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:26,477 Yeah. 895 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:27,311 Ooh. 896 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:30,881 - Nigga, goddamn. 897 00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:33,951 You on your own man. 898 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:35,353 - Whoa, what you doing, man? 899 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:36,354 You gonna go and leave me? 900 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,321 What the hell? 901 00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:38,856 We bros, come on now. 902 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,626 He right over there with Preston. 903 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,495 - Oh, man, nigga, you might as well start digging 904 00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:46,497 your grave, man. 905 00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:50,668 - Hey, handsome, you wanna buy me a drink? 906 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:52,136 - Who you talking to, me? 907 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:55,973 - Of course you, who else would I be talking to? 908 00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:57,308 - All right. 909 00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:58,643 I don't think I can buy you a drink. 910 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,344 My fiance wouldn't appreciate that. 911 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:01,145 - Really. 912 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:01,979 - Yeah. 913 00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:03,180 - That's too bad. 914 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,115 I was hoping you would buy me a drink 915 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,049 and take me to the bathroom. 916 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:06,851 - Whoa, wait a minute, stop. 917 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,085 - Are you sure? 918 00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:10,121 - Don't you do this to me, stop that. 919 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,457 No, no, stop, get off of me, lady, stop. 920 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:18,496 - Damn, fat bastard in the fuckin' way. 921 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:20,698 Man, Von, you gotta go get that shit. 922 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:22,133 - Nigga, why the fuck I gotta go get it? 923 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,334 That's your mans. 924 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,268 - What's you mean. 925 00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:26,103 - Bruh, eat me or something. 926 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:28,406 That nigga see me, I'm dead. 927 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:29,674 - I'll tell you what. 928 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:33,277 You go get it, I'll cause a distraction. 929 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,545 - I ain't gonna forget that shit either. 930 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:35,379 That's fucked up, bruh. 931 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:36,213 - All right, man. 932 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,082 - It just might work. 933 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:39,483 All right. 934 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:42,019 - Yeah, girl, I do security for the stars. 935 00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:43,454 I be getting paid. 936 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,356 - [Girl] Oh, really? 937 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,825 So you wouldn't mind buying me a drink then. 938 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,927 - Nah, girl, I got you. 939 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,064 After that, let's hit up the bathroom. 940 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,299 - [Girl] Sounds good to me. 941 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:58,436 - All right, shit. 942 00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,872 - Hey, bartender, give me some more 943 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:05,276 of that Rodney Cool shit, keep it coming. 944 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,045 - Hey, you fat motherfucker, 945 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,715 get your hands off my girl. 946 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,616 - The fuck you say? 947 00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:13,851 - You heard me, 948 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:17,288 you big goofy pale Q-tip looking motherfucker. 949 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:27,365 - Man, I told you to give his ass the bag. 950 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,699 I'm not trying to get dicked down 951 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,134 from some fat motherfucker. 952 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:31,569 - His black ass don't even like women. 953 00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:33,337 I basically threw the pussy at him 954 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,773 and he act like he's scared. 955 00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:37,274 - Man, I gave you one damn job 956 00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:39,910 and you couldn't get that shit right? 957 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:42,580 Wait till I tell my daddy. 958 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,149 - Listen you Puerto Rican motherfucker. 959 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:48,352 You and your daddy can kiss my ass, nigga. 960 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:50,354 - Boy, I'm a leave your ass 961 00:39:50,354 --> 00:39:52,256 and I saw you up here with that girl. 962 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:53,591 (Alonzo laughs) 963 00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:55,192 - Hey, fatso. 964 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:59,230 This motherfucker said he gonna fuck you up. 965 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,865 Come get that nigga. 966 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:01,799 - Oh, shit. 967 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,702 You mother, get ah! 968 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:11,709 Ah shit! 969 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:15,713 Oh, damn, hey, come on. 970 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:16,947 Go over there, man. 971 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,383 Come on man, damn, fight his ass or something. 972 00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:20,718 Help. 973 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:21,552 Ah! 974 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:25,423 Fuck! 975 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,092 Oh, shit, man you still made about them hos. 976 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,161 - I told you I was gonna get your ass. 977 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,997 (Alonzo grunting) 978 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,439 - Damn, motherfucker. 979 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,342 You fuck motherfucker. 980 00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:46,677 Don't you ever fuck with my- 981 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,413 - Get, get, come on, man, get the fuck. 982 00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:52,683 - Get the fuck off me, get the fuck off. 983 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:03,327 - Damn. 984 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,163 It ain't over. 985 00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,731 Yeah, I got your bag. 986 00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:09,867 I bet you're gonna need this shit. 987 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:10,868 Fuck. 988 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:13,437 (upbeat music) 989 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:20,511 - Get the fuck off me man. 990 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,614 (Alonzo mumbling) 991 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:26,050 - Remind me why I'm carrying this motherfucker again. 992 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:28,786 - Drunk off one goddamn daiquiri, mother fuck. 993 00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:32,857 - Should have let the gay nigga take him home, man. 994 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:33,991 (Rufus groaning) 995 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,093 Get the fuck off the bed. 996 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,337 Move this, fuck, fuck, come on nigga. 997 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,173 Get your ass to bed. 998 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,541 It stink in here. 999 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,549 (water running) 1000 00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,917 - Good morning, Ma. 1001 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,952 - Good morning, baby. 1002 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:03,687 - You need a hand? 1003 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,789 - Sure, I'll wash, you dry. 1004 00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:06,957 - Okay, at least you gave me 1005 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:08,058 the easy job. 1006 00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:12,296 - So, what's on your mind? 1007 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:17,501 - Ma, is Daddy involved in anything illegal? 1008 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:18,702 - No. 1009 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,737 Your dad? 1010 00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:21,805 Absolutely not. 1011 00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:23,707 - How can you afford this house? 1012 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:27,211 This house is huge and you know we grew up 1013 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,881 in that little three-bedroom apartment so... 1014 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,051 - Look. 1015 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:37,755 Your father has worked for this all of his life. 1016 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:40,557 This is the product of his hard work. 1017 00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:42,793 He wanted a place everyone could come to 1018 00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:44,528 and enjoy themselves. 1019 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,097 - Okay, I guess so. 1020 00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:50,567 But, Preston wants to marry me. 1021 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:52,970 - What? 1022 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,271 - Yes. 1023 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,240 - Oh, baby, when are you getting married? 1024 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,809 - I didn't exactly say yes to him. 1025 00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:00,110 - Why not? 1026 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,346 He seems like such a nice young man. 1027 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:04,148 - Because I made a promise to Daddy 1028 00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:05,716 that if I was to ever get married 1029 00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:07,651 that he would have to approve of the man. 1030 00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:11,989 - Oh, Lord, you know how your father is with those things. 1031 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:14,725 So when is Preston planning to ask him? 1032 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,026 - I don't know, Ma. 1033 00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:18,462 Preston just trying to win points with Daddy. 1034 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:19,730 I think he's gonna ask him sometime 1035 00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,732 during Thanksgiving dinner. 1036 00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:25,769 - Mm, well, we'll see how that works out. 1037 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:29,473 - Oh, Ma, you know you do have a dishwasher, right? 1038 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:32,643 - And I know I wash dishes better than the dishwasher. 1039 00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:34,778 - Okay, Ma, I'm going get dressed. 1040 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:35,646 - All right, baby. 1041 00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:38,482 (running running) 1042 00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:45,956 - Hey, wake up boy. 1043 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,659 We have a busy day ahead of us. 1044 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:50,661 - Oh, hey, beautiful. 1045 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:51,895 How are you? 1046 00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:55,499 - I'm good, but what the hell happened to you? 1047 00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:58,969 You look like you been in a train wreck. 1048 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:01,372 - I just, my head is killing me. 1049 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,741 I think I need an ibuprofen. 1050 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:06,610 - Oh, damn, you stink, too. 1051 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:09,780 What the hell you been doing? 1052 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:13,651 - All right there young fellow, rise and shine. 1053 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,954 I'm including you on our annual Thanksgiving hunting trip. 1054 00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:18,422 - Hunting? 1055 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,592 Daddy, Preston doesn't believe in the killing of animals. 1056 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:23,761 - Don't believe in killing animals? 1057 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,096 How the hell this nigga eat then? 1058 00:44:26,096 --> 00:44:27,998 - Preston's a vegan. 1059 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,501 - No, it's cool, it's cool. 1060 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,870 I don't mind going hunting. 1061 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,138 - You don't? 1062 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:35,939 - No, it'll be fun. 1063 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:36,974 - Okay. 1064 00:44:36,974 --> 00:44:38,108 - Plus it'll give me a chance 1065 00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:40,344 to bond more with your dad. 1066 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,615 - Boy, what the hell happened to you? 1067 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,216 You look like shit. 1068 00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:50,721 - He smell like shit, too, but no, Daddy, 1069 00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:52,523 he just had a hard time sleeping last night 1070 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,291 in there, that's all. 1071 00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:58,495 - All right, go wash your ass and get dressed. 1072 00:44:58,495 --> 00:45:00,531 - Yeah, bye stinky. 1073 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,367 (Rufus moans) 1074 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,803 (jazz music) 1075 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,616 (whimsical music) 1076 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:28,692 - You did what? 1077 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:30,661 I didn't tell you to take him 1078 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:32,029 on a damn money pickup. 1079 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:35,132 Look, I needed an extra body. 1080 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:37,234 I could have pulled that shit off by myself. 1081 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:41,205 Just give me my money and get the hell outta my face. 1082 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:43,674 - Yeah, about the money. 1083 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,910 This albino silver back named Desmond got it. 1084 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:51,415 - How the hell a silver back named Desmond got my money? 1085 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:54,084 - Preston fucked the whole thing up. 1086 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:57,154 You got 48 hours to give me my money. 1087 00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:59,490 And I want every dime of it. 1088 00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:03,727 - [Alonzo] How I'm supposed to get it in 48 hours? 1089 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:05,562 - Motherfucker, I don't care how you get it. 1090 00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:07,431 Get the hell outta my face before I knock 1091 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,266 you into next week. 1092 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,268 - [Alonzo] But Dad, it was Preston. 1093 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:12,469 - What? 1094 00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:13,704 What's wrong? 1095 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:16,240 - Madison, what in the world is your dad into? 1096 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,075 - My dad has a custodial business, why? 1097 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:19,109 What's going on? 1098 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,644 - What custodian do you know 1099 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:22,045 that can afford a house like this? 1100 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:23,147 - What are you trying to say? 1101 00:46:23,147 --> 00:46:24,781 He doesn't do custodial work anymore. 1102 00:46:24,781 --> 00:46:26,517 He owns the business. 1103 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:29,887 - Madison, I'm sorry to break to down to you like this, 1104 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:33,390 but I think your dad's a drug dealer. 1105 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:36,627 - (laughs) Wait, my dad, a drug dealer? 1106 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:37,461 No. 1107 00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:39,496 - I know you don't wanna believe me, 1108 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:41,265 but I'm dead serious. 1109 00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:44,868 I overheard your dad and your brother discussing a bad deal. 1110 00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:46,770 Plus the way your brother was acting 1111 00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:49,239 at the bar last night, it's crazy. 1112 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,908 - The bar? What bar? 1113 00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:52,776 What bar? 1114 00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:54,111 - Oh, here y'all are. 1115 00:46:54,111 --> 00:46:54,945 - Hey, Daddy. 1116 00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:56,146 - Let's go big man. 1117 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:58,115 Those rabbits not gonna shot themselves. 1118 00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,551 - Yes, sir, I'm ready to bust a cap 1119 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:04,454 right up their asses (laughs). 1120 00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:08,926 I think I'm finally starting 1121 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:10,527 to get through to your dad. 1122 00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:11,962 - Yay! 1123 00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:14,064 Good luck, babe, have fun hunting. 1124 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:14,898 - I love you. 1125 00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:15,732 - I love you. 1126 00:47:15,732 --> 00:47:18,969 (Madison blowing kiss) 1127 00:47:22,272 --> 00:47:23,140 - [Maurice] All right, y'all it's time 1128 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,308 to get in these woods. 1129 00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:25,442 - I know we ain't taking this Nate Robinson 1130 00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:27,644 chicken nugget looking motherfucker. 1131 00:47:27,644 --> 00:47:29,079 - Uncle Leroy. 1132 00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:32,382 - Wow, I see everyone's going, huh? 1133 00:47:32,382 --> 00:47:34,651 How is he going and Rufus thinks he's a dog? 1134 00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:35,786 (Rufus barking) 1135 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:36,987 - How the hell you go hunting 1136 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:37,988 without a good hunting dog? 1137 00:47:37,988 --> 00:47:39,790 - (laughs) Yeah. 1138 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:41,892 - [Von] We gotta be in the woods in two hours. 1139 00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:45,262 - [Preston] Wait a minute, you're going, too. 1140 00:47:45,262 --> 00:47:47,764 - Hell, no, I got business to tend to. 1141 00:47:47,764 --> 00:47:49,600 - Business. - Business? 1142 00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:54,271 - Come on let's go, she about to cheat on you anyway. 1143 00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:55,806 - What are you talking about. 1144 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:57,674 - Man, get your ass on. 1145 00:47:57,674 --> 00:48:00,477 (whimsical music) 1146 00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:04,181 (western music) 1147 00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:30,007 (women laughing) 1148 00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:31,341 - That shit is crazy. 1149 00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:32,643 - Right? 1150 00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:35,312 - Oh, my God, I miss being home. 1151 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:39,516 - Miss Madison might be getting married soon. 1152 00:48:39,516 --> 00:48:42,686 - Oh, Ma, that was for your ears only. 1153 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,822 - Oh, I'm happy for you. 1154 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:48,025 Just tell us, how good is he in bed? 1155 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:50,294 - Ooh, girl, is he packing? 1156 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:53,030 - Ooh, girl, everybody is packing compared 1157 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,898 to your husband, Aiesha, everyone. 1158 00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:57,334 - You leave my husband out of this, Miranda, 1159 00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:59,569 when your no dick getting bitter ass. 1160 00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:01,872 - What, girl, you the one that's backed up. 1161 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:03,507 You the one that got sex toys 1162 00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:06,476 and dildoes all packed up in your purse. 1163 00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:07,744 Remember that time you told me 1164 00:49:07,744 --> 00:49:08,979 about your husband and how he bought 1165 00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:12,249 that extension for his little dick? 1166 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:13,750 - Remember that guy that told everybody 1167 00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:18,488 on social media about your genital warts, Vernon? 1168 00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:19,389 - Keep talking shit and your ass 1169 00:49:19,389 --> 00:49:21,425 is gonna get fucked up. 1170 00:49:21,425 --> 00:49:23,260 - All you do is talk shit, Miranda. 1171 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,828 I guess you can't help but talk shit 1172 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:26,663 with breath like that. 1173 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,902 - Girl, my breath don't stink. 1174 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:33,837 Smell my breath, smell it. 1175 00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:35,172 (Miranda exhales) 1176 00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:37,841 - Your breath smells like Uncle Rufus' shit. 1177 00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:39,042 - My breath smell like- 1178 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:40,510 - Your breath smell like Uncle Rufus' shit. 1179 00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,578 - Stop y'all. 1180 00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:45,215 You know what, Miranda. 1181 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:47,884 You and your sister need to run some errands for me. 1182 00:49:47,884 --> 00:49:48,719 I don't wanna go with her, 1183 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,653 I wanna beat her ass. 1184 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,387 - [Woman] Where's Alonzo? 1185 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:51,321 (women arguing) 1186 00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:52,789 - Come on. 1187 00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:54,891 - Look, Miranda, I'm not gonna tolerate 1188 00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:56,760 this mess in my house. 1189 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,430 Go with your sister and clear your damn head. 1190 00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:01,665 - I'll fuck yo ass up later. 1191 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:04,000 - You better not be here when I get back bitch. 1192 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,669 - [Madison] Get out. 1193 00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:12,642 - Hey, man, what the hell's wrong with you? 1194 00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,811 - Oh, man, I gotta drop a load. 1195 00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:17,047 I've been holding it a little bit. 1196 00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:19,282 I think I sharted a little bit. 1197 00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:20,817 - You take your ass over there behind that tree. 1198 00:50:20,817 --> 00:50:22,552 Nobody tryna to be smelling your funky ass 1199 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:23,987 all the way home. 1200 00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:28,225 - Damn. 1201 00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:30,727 Ol' crop dusting ass, smell like shit. 1202 00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:32,929 - You always got Mama trippin'. 1203 00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,131 - Whatever. 1204 00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:35,065 - You need to stop talking so much shit. 1205 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,166 - Put your daggone seatbelt on. 1206 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,000 God. 1207 00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:40,604 - Oh, hell, no, he can't come. 1208 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:41,972 - Oh, yes, he- - Get out. 1209 00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:42,973 Get out, Von. 1210 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:44,241 - What you talking about? 1211 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:46,243 This is my car and I say who comes and goes 1212 00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:47,978 and he can definitely come. 1213 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,146 - Yeah. 1214 00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:51,081 Damn, at least somebody appreciates me. 1215 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:54,651 - I appreciate the hell out of you, baby. 1216 00:50:54,651 --> 00:50:55,552 - Oh, shit. 1217 00:50:58,155 --> 00:50:58,989 Ooh. 1218 00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:00,891 (leaves crackling) 1219 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:01,925 Shit. 1220 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:03,193 Oh. 1221 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:06,129 Damn, I told her about them damn fiber pills. 1222 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:06,963 Oh! 1223 00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:10,667 - All right, yeah, you see that. 1224 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:13,770 Man, I just blasted the shit out these rabbits (laughs). 1225 00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:16,940 - Wow, man, a human hunting dog, go figure. 1226 00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,408 - That's right. 1227 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,545 That's my secret weapon right there, ain't you boy? 1228 00:51:21,545 --> 00:51:22,379 - Wow. 1229 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:26,149 Hey, man, you think I could do it? 1230 00:51:26,149 --> 00:51:27,918 - Man, I don't know. 1231 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,352 You don't look like no hunter. 1232 00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:32,856 - Man, come on, man, just give me once chance. 1233 00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:35,926 - Man, all right, you got one shot. 1234 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,961 You better not miss either. 1235 00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:38,862 Here, nerd. 1236 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,498 See what you got. 1237 00:51:41,498 --> 00:51:43,133 - Come on Rufus, you know what time it is. 1238 00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:44,401 - [Preston] That a boy, Rufus. 1239 00:51:44,401 --> 00:51:47,337 You're gonna go find Preston some rabbits. 1240 00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,706 Come on, Rufus, let's go. 1241 00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:52,576 Come on, Rufus, I know you can dig. 1242 00:51:57,514 --> 00:52:00,750 (Rufus howling) 1243 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,987 I think he got something for real this time. 1244 00:52:03,987 --> 00:52:05,989 - Hey, I think he got another one. 1245 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:06,823 - Oh. 1246 00:52:07,924 --> 00:52:08,758 Wait a minute. 1247 00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:10,760 (Rufus barking) 1248 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,430 - [Preston] That a boy, Rufus. 1249 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,832 - Why does Preston have a gun? 1250 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:18,301 - Wait, ain't Mo back that. 1251 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,636 Aw shit. 1252 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,104 - [Preston] Get him Rufus. 1253 00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:21,938 - Hey! 1254 00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:22,772 - Yo! 1255 00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:24,374 - Hey! 1256 00:52:24,374 --> 00:52:25,542 - Get that rabbit. 1257 00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:27,210 - That's Mo you stupid son of a bitch. 1258 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:28,211 - Put it down. 1259 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,980 (Rufus growling) 1260 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:30,814 (gun fires) 1261 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,148 - Ah! - Shit! 1262 00:52:32,148 --> 00:52:33,250 - Motherfucker. 1263 00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,417 Got me in my ass. 1264 00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:36,119 - Mr. Givens, I'm so sorry. 1265 00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:37,521 I thought you were the rabbit. 1266 00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:39,356 - Man, do I look like a rabbit? 1267 00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:42,893 - [Preston] I'm sorry man, get up. 1268 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:45,729 - Motherfucker, you shot my brother 1269 00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:48,431 you Callitory Lanes looking motherfucker. 1270 00:52:48,431 --> 00:52:51,234 - Goddamn, Mo, he blew a hole in your ass. 1271 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,570 - I'm sorry, man, I thought he was a rabbit. 1272 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:54,571 - Fuck you. 1273 00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:56,106 - Hey Mo! - Hey! 1274 00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,941 - Mr. Givens, please. 1275 00:52:57,941 --> 00:52:59,009 - [Mo] Damn. 1276 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,177 - I'm sorry, it was an accident. 1277 00:53:01,177 --> 00:53:02,746 - How the hell you shoot my daddy? 1278 00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:04,014 You supposed to be shooting rabbits. 1279 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:05,248 Give me this gun you blind motherfucker. 1280 00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:06,716 - Man, I told you it was an accident. 1281 00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:08,752 - Maybe for the time you was disabled Stevie Wonder. 1282 00:53:08,752 --> 00:53:09,586 - Ah! 1283 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:12,088 - Man, we should shoot you in your ass? 1284 00:53:12,088 --> 00:53:13,557 - [Preston] Aw, man, please, man, I'm sorry, man, 1285 00:53:13,557 --> 00:53:14,925 I'm sorry, man, please don't. 1286 00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,927 - Man, bend that little motherfucker over. 1287 00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:17,861 Toot it up. 1288 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:21,531 (playful suspenseful music) 1289 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,711 (Stan knocking) 1290 00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:37,981 - Hi, uh, may I help you? 1291 00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:39,149 - Good evening. 1292 00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:40,650 We are Preston Mitchell's parents. 1293 00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:42,719 Is this the Givens residence? 1294 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,787 - Yes. 1295 00:53:43,787 --> 00:53:45,355 - Where is Preston? 1296 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,326 - He went with the men hunting. 1297 00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:50,794 They'll be back soon. 1298 00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:51,795 - Hunting? 1299 00:53:51,795 --> 00:53:54,130 Since when does my son hunt? 1300 00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:58,268 - Please, come in, it's cold out there. 1301 00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:04,407 - [Stan] How lovely. 1302 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,587 (door closes) 1303 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,624 - [Von] Hey, you got anymore of that drink. 1304 00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:22,158 - Yeah, why? 1305 00:54:22,158 --> 00:54:23,393 - Yo, come back here with me. 1306 00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:26,663 - Oh, you ain't got to tell me twice. 1307 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,098 I'm coming, baby. 1308 00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:31,668 (door closes) 1309 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:36,740 Here you go. 1310 00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:40,644 - I got something for that Preston. 1311 00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:42,612 - Oh, really. - He don't know- 1312 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:44,414 - He don't know the real Madison. 1313 00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:45,682 - Oh, but... 1314 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:46,449 - I'm a get some of this liquor in her. 1315 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:47,283 - Mm-hmm. 1316 00:54:47,283 --> 00:54:48,518 - Watch how she be. 1317 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:49,919 - She is so sick of you though, honey. 1318 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:52,789 She is too good for this brown nigga. 1319 00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,124 - Yeah, I know. 1320 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,493 I'm about to fuck they whole relationship up. 1321 00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:57,761 - Mm. 1322 00:54:57,761 --> 00:54:59,696 I don't know though, baby. 1323 00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:01,898 I mean, she is my sister. 1324 00:55:01,898 --> 00:55:03,533 - Yeah. 1325 00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:06,202 Just can you do it for your man? 1326 00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:09,406 - Sure I can. 1327 00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:11,841 - Want some gum or something? 1328 00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:13,877 - Mm, no I don't need any. 1329 00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:15,245 - I insist. 1330 00:55:15,245 --> 00:55:17,180 - I mean if you insist. 1331 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,284 Oh, thank you. 1332 00:55:21,284 --> 00:55:23,119 Babe, can you drive home? 1333 00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:25,188 - Yeah, I got you. - Okay. 1334 00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:27,757 - Rushing. Okay. 1335 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,561 - [Madison] You really think I can't drink this? 1336 00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:33,697 - [Miranda] No, we don't, that's why we say drink more. 1337 00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:34,964 - I can drink this. - Well, then do it. 1338 00:55:34,964 --> 00:55:36,800 - Take it to the head. 1339 00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:40,870 - She can't do it, told you. 1340 00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,107 - I did drink it, Miranda. 1341 00:55:44,107 --> 00:55:45,308 - You had a little baby sip. 1342 00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:46,743 - Do not let your sister disrespect you 1343 00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:48,178 like this, aight? 1344 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,312 Take it to the head, man. 1345 00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:50,814 - I took it to the head. 1346 00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:52,916 (woman laughing) 1347 00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:54,484 - She tryna dig you. 1348 00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:56,886 - That would never happen. 1349 00:55:56,886 --> 00:55:58,054 - Okay. - Ever. 1350 00:55:59,789 --> 00:56:02,625 - That ship has sailed and you know it. 1351 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,360 - Okay, we gonna find out. 1352 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,330 - We sure are not gonna find out. 1353 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,766 - [Hannah] Please do come in. 1354 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,671 - Hannah, you are so sweet 1355 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:17,474 and I love what you've done with your home. 1356 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:19,109 - Oh, thank you, Rene, I can't wait 1357 00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:21,778 for my husband to meet you both. 1358 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,583 Anyway, how was your trip here? 1359 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,151 - Oh, it was lovely. 1360 00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:31,721 The weather was just magnificent. 1361 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:33,490 - Excuse me? 1362 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:35,825 When are they expected to be back?. 1363 00:56:35,825 --> 00:56:37,427 - Oh, dear. 1364 00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:38,495 - They should be back. 1365 00:56:38,495 --> 00:56:39,696 (person knocking) 1366 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:40,930 You know what? 1367 00:56:40,930 --> 00:56:41,731 They should have been back by now. 1368 00:56:41,731 --> 00:56:43,233 Maybe that's them. 1369 00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:46,369 Excuse me. 1370 00:56:47,971 --> 00:56:51,407 - Dear, they have such a lovely home. 1371 00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:53,510 - Value city. - Oh, dear. 1372 00:56:57,714 --> 00:56:59,048 - Oh, hi, Jenny. 1373 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,484 What brings you by? 1374 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,952 - I was actually looking for Mr. Givens. 1375 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:04,721 I have some documents for him to sign. 1376 00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,756 He has not been answering his phone. 1377 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:08,424 - Oh, he's out hunting with the fellows. 1378 00:57:08,424 --> 00:57:09,826 They should be back soon. 1379 00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:12,195 Why don't you come in and wait for them. 1380 00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:13,463 Make yourself at home. 1381 00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:15,365 - Okay, thanks, Mrs. G. 1382 00:57:20,036 --> 00:57:21,137 - Stan, Rene. 1383 00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:24,474 This is Jenny, my husband Maurice's accountant 1384 00:57:24,474 --> 00:57:26,276 and a family friend. 1385 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,178 - Hi, nice to meet you. 1386 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:30,647 - Oh, you are gorgeous. - Thank you. 1387 00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:32,148 - Isn't she, Stan. 1388 00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:38,788 ♪ That shit's extraterrestrial 1389 00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:41,991 ♪ Yeah, booty so fat goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1390 00:57:41,991 --> 00:57:43,726 ♪ Booty so fat goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1391 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:45,728 ♪ Booty so fat goddamn 1392 00:57:45,728 --> 00:57:47,363 ♪ Booty so fat goddamn 1393 00:57:47,363 --> 00:57:49,299 ♪ Break a nigga heart goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1394 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,334 ♪ Break a nigga heart goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1395 00:57:51,334 --> 00:57:53,203 ♪ Booty so fat goddamn 1396 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:55,104 ♪ Booty so fat goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1397 00:57:55,104 --> 00:57:56,673 ♪ Uh, uh 1398 00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:58,575 ♪ She threw the pussy like a shot goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1399 00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,376 ♪ Put the bullet in your pop, goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1400 00:58:00,376 --> 00:58:02,312 ♪ Be your number one fan, goddamn, goddamn ♪ 1401 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,913 ♪ Uh, uh 1402 00:58:03,913 --> 00:58:05,348 Stan? 1403 00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:06,182 Stan? 1404 00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:07,617 Stan! 1405 00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:10,086 Close your mouth, dear. 1406 00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,588 - Delightful. 1407 00:58:11,588 --> 00:58:13,490 Yes, she is delightful. 1408 00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:17,493 - Mm, I miss you, baby. 1409 00:58:21,598 --> 00:58:23,199 - Shit. 1410 00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:27,003 - How come you don't never come and visit me? 1411 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:28,905 - Girl, you told me go to hell. 1412 00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:30,073 You told me you hated me. 1413 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:32,775 - Nu-uh, I love you, baby. 1414 00:58:32,775 --> 00:58:35,111 - Dammit, I'm like all hard. 1415 00:58:36,779 --> 00:58:39,515 - Remember, remember, remember that time 1416 00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:40,850 we made a movie. 1417 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:45,521 - Hell, yeah, I still got it, too. 1418 00:58:45,521 --> 00:58:47,790 - I wanna (hiccups). 1419 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:50,226 I wanna make another movie. 1420 00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:51,060 - Ew. 1421 00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,095 - Dammit, so close. 1422 00:58:52,095 --> 00:58:52,929 Oh, yeah. 1423 00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:53,763 - What? 1424 00:58:53,763 --> 00:58:55,265 - Ooh, woo! 1425 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:56,900 - Man. 1426 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,636 Your sister back there man, fuck. 1427 00:58:59,636 --> 00:59:01,871 - That's some good shit, mm. 1428 00:59:02,972 --> 00:59:05,308 You know what, babe. 1429 00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:07,043 Let's do it right now. 1430 00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,077 - Let's not. 1431 00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:10,847 - Right now in the back seat. 1432 00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:11,848 - I'm gonna get your- 1433 00:59:11,848 --> 00:59:13,216 - Come on. 1434 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,550 - Man, your sister back there. 1435 00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:15,385 - Uh-huh. 1436 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:16,219 - We gotta wait. 1437 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:17,053 - Yeah, I'm back here. 1438 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,821 - Nuh-uh, fuck you, ho 1439 00:59:18,821 --> 00:59:20,223 and your cobweb lined pussy. 1440 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:21,991 - This is my motherfuckin' car. 1441 00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:24,193 Y'all ain't fuckin' back here. 1442 00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:27,530 - Her breath is dick deterrent. 1443 00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:28,831 - That's fucked up. 1444 00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:31,768 - That's right, I said it, blocker. 1445 00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:35,338 - Pull this damn car over. 1446 00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:36,506 Pull the car over. 1447 00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:38,107 - That's why you don't got no dick now. 1448 00:59:38,107 --> 00:59:39,108 - I don't know, 1449 00:59:39,108 --> 00:59:40,109 I ain't pulling this car over, 1450 00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:41,244 it's cold as shit outside, girl. 1451 00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:42,712 - Von, make her ass walk home. 1452 00:59:42,712 --> 00:59:43,746 - Oh shit, what? 1453 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,882 - I ain't walking nowhere. 1454 00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:48,551 I'm walking right into him. 1455 00:59:48,551 --> 00:59:50,553 - Goddamn right you are. 1456 00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:54,490 - Oh, boy, just you wait, ooh, 1457 00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:59,128 I got something special for you. 1458 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:03,700 Don't be a hater, Miranda. 1459 01:00:05,134 --> 01:00:09,872 If you huh, could use a mint, you could get a man. 1460 01:00:09,872 --> 01:00:11,541 - That's fucked up. 1461 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,375 - Shut up. 1462 01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:17,046 - And don't mind her. 1463 01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:18,948 She don't get out much. 1464 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,051 - What you tryna do, girl. 1465 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,153 - Oh, don't you worry, 1466 01:00:24,153 --> 01:00:25,855 you gonna wait and see. 1467 01:00:25,855 --> 01:00:27,857 - Pop up with that vest on, girl, 1468 01:00:27,857 --> 01:00:29,726 furry as a motherfucker. 1469 01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:33,162 (Madison meows) 1470 01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:34,364 - Scratch you all up. 1471 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:35,365 - Scratch me up. 1472 01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:36,199 - Ooh. 1473 01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:38,034 - I'm still back here. 1474 01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:40,370 - And? 1475 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,372 What's that supposed to mean? 1476 01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:43,906 You got somewhere to go? 1477 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:47,310 You got a date (laughs)? 1478 01:00:48,611 --> 01:00:50,179 No (laughs). 1479 01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:53,716 We know the answer to that one, don't we. 1480 01:00:53,716 --> 01:00:57,553 - Man, Peewee Sherman just shot my brother. 1481 01:00:57,553 --> 01:01:00,256 (all chattering) 1482 01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:05,995 - I told you I'm sorry. 1483 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:08,364 - Who the hell raised this asshole in the first place? 1484 01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:10,833 Hold on, Mo, it's gonna be all right. 1485 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:11,734 - Shh, shh. 1486 01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:17,240 - Girl, you wear your hot- 1487 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:19,742 - See, look at you. 1488 01:01:21,677 --> 01:01:23,346 Get in the damn house. 1489 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:26,449 - Don't goddamn rush things, shut up. 1490 01:01:30,219 --> 01:01:33,489 - [Leroy] This fool dyin' man, what's wrong with you. 1491 01:01:33,489 --> 01:01:34,657 Can't see shit. 1492 01:01:34,657 --> 01:01:37,026 - Oh, my God, Maurice, what happened? 1493 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:38,494 Are you okay? 1494 01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:40,863 - This nigga done shot daddy right up his ass cheek. 1495 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:41,798 - Preston! 1496 01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:42,999 What on earth is going on? 1497 01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:45,435 - Mom and Dad, what are you guys doing here? 1498 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:47,770 - Who are these misfits you're associating with? 1499 01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:49,305 - What the hell is a mick rit? 1500 01:01:49,305 --> 01:01:50,540 - And this whore? 1501 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,810 - Stanley, apologize to these people. 1502 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:55,211 - These people. 1503 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:58,714 Aw, hell no, go to the car and get my shit. 1504 01:01:58,714 --> 01:02:01,551 I don't know who the fuck Kamala, Oprah, Obama thinks 1505 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,019 he's talking to. 1506 01:02:03,019 --> 01:02:05,121 - No, sir, you will not speak to my wife like that. 1507 01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:06,823 Do not let this suit fool you. 1508 01:02:06,823 --> 01:02:08,357 I will whoop your ass. 1509 01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:13,196 - Aw, shit, I got three to one on this black cracker. 1510 01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:14,030 - No! 1511 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:15,264 - Stanley. 1512 01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:17,567 - These hands do more than sign contracts. 1513 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,435 - Leroy, that goes for you, too. 1514 01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:21,804 - Shit, it's cool, 'cause it ain't gonna be no fight. 1515 01:02:21,804 --> 01:02:23,506 It's about to be one-sided than a motherfucker. 1516 01:02:23,506 --> 01:02:25,708 I'm a whoop bougie Daisy-Bell ass. 1517 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,076 - Oh, say lesser. 1518 01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:29,345 - Well, bring your ass, nigga, let's go. 1519 01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:30,513 - Dad, no, no, no. 1520 01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:31,414 - No, I'll do more, I'll do more. 1521 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:34,083 (Rufus barking) 1522 01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:37,820 Grab my coat. 1523 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:40,990 - Y'all just gonna leave me laying here on the floor. 1524 01:02:40,990 --> 01:02:42,492 Hannah! 1525 01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:43,659 Hannah! 1526 01:02:43,659 --> 01:02:46,162 - Bruh, beat this nigga's ass. 1527 01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:48,664 - Stanley, let's go. 1528 01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:49,499 - No. 1529 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:50,366 - I'm ready to leave. 1530 01:02:50,366 --> 01:02:51,200 - Why? 1531 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,235 - Fine, I'm leaving. 1532 01:02:52,235 --> 01:02:53,202 I'm going- - Mom, no. 1533 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,170 - [Rene] No, I'm tired of it. 1534 01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,506 Oh, my God, what is going on? 1535 01:02:57,707 --> 01:02:59,475 - Dad, please, no. 1536 01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:00,943 You can't do this. 1537 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:03,379 - Nobody, I mean nobody's associates with me like this. 1538 01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:05,848 - Dad, it's your death wish. 1539 01:03:05,848 --> 01:03:09,085 - You lose, and you walking home. 1540 01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:10,486 - Shit, I ain't losing shit 1541 01:03:10,486 --> 01:03:13,756 to a motherfucker with a Steve Harvey mustache. 1542 01:03:13,756 --> 01:03:16,225 - Fake ass Marvin Hagler. 1543 01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:17,593 - All right, all right, 1544 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:20,229 we got these two (indistinct) in here tryna fight. 1545 01:03:20,229 --> 01:03:21,564 Let's get it on. 1546 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:25,701 Whoever lose get to corner my ass to the ground. 1547 01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:29,038 Both of y'all get your asses over here, let's go. 1548 01:03:29,038 --> 01:03:31,707 (Rufus barking) 1549 01:03:33,409 --> 01:03:34,977 - [Leroy] Oh, shit. 1550 01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:45,555 (Madison moaning) 1551 01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:46,989 - [Von] Long time. 1552 01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:47,990 - Ooh, baby. 1553 01:03:49,258 --> 01:03:50,359 You the best. 1554 01:03:53,029 --> 01:03:55,064 Come on, take me. 1555 01:03:55,064 --> 01:03:58,134 - Girl, you ain't got to tell me twice, goddamn it. 1556 01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:00,937 Girl, I'm a tear your ass up in here, girl. 1557 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:03,906 I'm about to beat the pants off that thing. 1558 01:04:03,906 --> 01:04:05,141 - You better beat it up. 1559 01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:07,677 Every night once we get married, boo. 1560 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:08,711 - That's right, girl. 1561 01:04:08,711 --> 01:04:09,512 Let me warm up right quick. 1562 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:10,947 - Okay. 1563 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:13,282 - Girl, I'm about to beat your pussy up, girl, 1564 01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:17,220 beat the pussy, beat the pussy, beat the pussy. 1565 01:04:19,755 --> 01:04:24,527 I'm about to give you that strong, strong ass iron, girl. 1566 01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:26,462 (Madison snoring) 1567 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:27,296 Baby. 1568 01:04:28,731 --> 01:04:29,565 Baby. 1569 01:04:31,734 --> 01:04:32,568 Man, fuck. 1570 01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:35,771 I was this close. 1571 01:04:37,506 --> 01:04:40,676 Come on awake, girl, come on, wake up. 1572 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:45,147 My dick all heavy, shit. 1573 01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:48,818 (all yelling) 1574 01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:53,823 - Oh, shit! 1575 01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:58,861 - Let's go Leroy, he's down, he's down. 1576 01:05:00,062 --> 01:05:02,698 Oh, somebody call an ambulance. 1577 01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:05,268 Somebody call an ambulance, oh! 1578 01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:10,539 (phone vibrating) 1579 01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:28,257 - Dad, wake up. 1580 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:30,526 I told you not to come down here to fight. 1581 01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:32,094 This is ridiculous. 1582 01:05:35,798 --> 01:05:38,100 Hey, Miranda, have you seen Madison? 1583 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,569 I thought you two were together. 1584 01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:42,738 - Oh, she was with me. 1585 01:05:42,738 --> 01:05:44,173 Here and that Von have been spending 1586 01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:45,675 a lot of time together. 1587 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:48,010 I don't know, Preston. 1588 01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:49,512 - Oh, okay. 1589 01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:50,346 Thanks. 1590 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,890 (Madison snoring) 1591 01:06:01,957 --> 01:06:04,527 (somber music) 1592 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:21,077 - Oh, honey, I am so sorry you had 1593 01:06:21,077 --> 01:06:23,446 to find out this way. 1594 01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:26,782 My sister really is an inconsiderate ho. 1595 01:06:28,551 --> 01:06:29,819 (Rufus barking) 1596 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,053 - Hey, any more of these uppity mofos up in here 1597 01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:33,289 that sacked Daddy in the ass going hunting. 1598 01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:34,623 - Rufus, get off him. 1599 01:06:34,623 --> 01:06:35,858 - Fuck that. 1600 01:06:35,858 --> 01:06:36,792 I ain't staying in the same house 1601 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:38,961 as this old uppity ass nigga. 1602 01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:39,795 - Tell him, Mo. 1603 01:06:39,795 --> 01:06:41,030 - Listen here. 1604 01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:43,699 I am just as black as any man here. 1605 01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:45,801 I cannot help, get back from me, man. 1606 01:06:45,801 --> 01:06:47,737 I cannot help that I can actually read 1607 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:51,474 above a third grade level, Mr. Pork Chop. 1608 01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:54,210 - Motherfucker, read these. 1609 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:55,711 - There's plenty of room for everyone 1610 01:06:55,711 --> 01:06:58,848 and I don't wanna hear nothing else about it. 1611 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,716 - Let him say something else to me. 1612 01:07:00,716 --> 01:07:02,451 You think Leroy whooped you, 1613 01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:04,587 I'm about to beat that motherfuckin' ass. 1614 01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:06,021 - Stop! 1615 01:07:06,021 --> 01:07:07,256 Enough! 1616 01:07:07,256 --> 01:07:11,193 This is my house and I say who comes and goes. 1617 01:07:11,193 --> 01:07:12,728 That goes for you too, Jenny. 1618 01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:14,063 You're staying. 1619 01:07:14,063 --> 01:07:15,331 It's late. 1620 01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:17,900 No one's going anywhere, there's plenty of room. 1621 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:21,070 - Wait a minute, she's staying here? 1622 01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:22,338 Huh. 1623 01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:24,707 Chop gonna stay put exactly where he is. 1624 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:26,242 - Damn! 1625 01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:28,210 Thank you, Ma. 1626 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,311 You the best. 1627 01:07:30,513 --> 01:07:33,082 - Look at here, the hour's getting late 1628 01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:35,284 and you know we got that football thing tomorrow, 1629 01:07:35,284 --> 01:07:37,787 so how about we all go to bed. 1630 01:07:39,288 --> 01:07:43,225 - [Hannah] Jenny, let me show you to your room. 1631 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:53,903 - Damn, boy. 1632 01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:56,839 Damn. 1633 01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:58,607 ♪ Yams 1634 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,810 ♪ Oh, yams 1635 01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:06,048 - [Leroy] Goddamn yam for me. 1636 01:08:08,184 --> 01:08:11,053 (Alonzo snoring) 1637 01:08:11,053 --> 01:08:14,623 Big ol' booty, big ol' booty, big ol booty. 1638 01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:25,267 (door closes) 1639 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:27,770 (funky music) 1640 01:08:56,499 --> 01:08:58,167 - I'm coming, Jenny. 1641 01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:05,074 Papa ain't gonna let a bullet stop him. 1642 01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:07,576 (funky music) 1643 01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:13,616 Ooh. 1644 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:16,719 Oh. 1645 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:19,221 (funky music) 1646 01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:36,939 Man, I gotta climb up all them damn steps. 1647 01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:42,044 - I'll be damn. 1648 01:09:42,044 --> 01:09:44,246 She fuckin' him again. 1649 01:09:44,246 --> 01:09:49,084 I'm a have to tell Preston about this dumb shit here, boy. 1650 01:09:56,592 --> 01:09:59,862 - Oh, what you go through to get some booty. 1651 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:00,763 Yeah, phew. 1652 01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:04,833 Oh, I'm comin', Jenny. 1653 01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:10,439 - I made a special trip for you, baby. 1654 01:10:11,907 --> 01:10:14,677 - Lord, look at them mule muffins. 1655 01:10:14,677 --> 01:10:16,278 Goddamn, girl. 1656 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:18,214 I knew my brother was hittin' that. 1657 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,381 - It's not what you think? 1658 01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:21,884 I was just checking on Mr. G. 1659 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,053 - Like hell you were. 1660 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,855 Look, girl, you better give me something 1661 01:10:26,855 --> 01:10:29,124 before I go on and tell my sister 1662 01:10:29,124 --> 01:10:30,960 about what's going on. 1663 01:10:32,227 --> 01:10:34,897 - Look, I'll give you one dance. 1664 01:10:36,031 --> 01:10:36,865 - Shit. 1665 01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:40,402 - You can nothing but a word. 1666 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,972 Come on over here and make it do what it do. 1667 01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:43,772 Ooh, wee! 1668 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:47,176 Yeah. 1669 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:49,845 Oh! 1670 01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:51,347 Get up in there. 1671 01:10:51,347 --> 01:10:53,515 Slow down, girl. 1672 01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:54,950 Oh, shit. 1673 01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:56,185 Ah! 1674 01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:56,986 Ah! 1675 01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,021 Ah! 1676 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:07,429 - Jesus. 1677 01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:10,399 All right. 1678 01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:17,640 - Beta-Luther, Meta-Luther, who was better? 1679 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:30,486 Well, what the hell is going on here? 1680 01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:32,421 - Oh, it's not what you think. 1681 01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:33,856 I was just checking on Mr. Pork Chop, 1682 01:11:33,856 --> 01:11:35,758 he doesn't seem to feel well. 1683 01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:38,460 Listen, maybe you can give me 1684 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:42,731 a little bit of that attention if you don't mind. 1685 01:11:42,731 --> 01:11:44,733 You know that I'm still- 1686 01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:49,738 You fuck me again, legs. 1687 01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:54,176 - What's up, girl? 1688 01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:56,712 That ass fat as shit. 1689 01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:59,782 I'm trying a horse bit in that thing. 1690 01:12:01,183 --> 01:12:04,386 Oh, man, I been tryna hit it for a minute, too. 1691 01:12:04,386 --> 01:12:06,722 Pop over there hating this. 1692 01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:10,893 Tell me something? 1693 01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:13,062 You ever let him in? 1694 01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:13,896 - Uh-uh. 1695 01:12:15,197 --> 01:12:17,199 - Well, let me tell you something. 1696 01:12:17,199 --> 01:12:19,535 That nigga use a fake ass dick. 1697 01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:22,471 He bought this shit called a penis extender. 1698 01:12:22,471 --> 01:12:26,642 I heard my mother telling my aunt about that shit. 1699 01:12:28,110 --> 01:12:31,313 - Boy, you about to get fucked up. 1700 01:12:31,313 --> 01:12:33,549 - Daddy, you fuckin' Jenny. 1701 01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:35,517 Wait till I tell Mom. 1702 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:38,954 - Nah, I'm not having sex with that young girl. 1703 01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:40,756 Well, she give me head sometime, 1704 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:42,791 but I ain't hit it yet. 1705 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,760 - You a dirty old man, Daddy. 1706 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:46,395 You got that fine girl licking 1707 01:12:46,395 --> 01:12:48,564 them old ass wrinkly balls. 1708 01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:51,767 - Well, you better not tell your mother about none of it. 1709 01:12:51,767 --> 01:12:53,068 - Hell, no. 1710 01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:56,538 I'm telling Ma and I'm a make up a bunch of lies 1711 01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:59,041 like shit, too, that you let me hit her. 1712 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:01,677 - You better focus on giving me my money. 1713 01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:03,278 If you don't get my money by tomorrow, 1714 01:13:03,278 --> 01:13:05,481 it's gonna be hell to pay. 1715 01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:07,249 Shit, get in the bed. 1716 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:15,991 (door closes) 1717 01:13:15,991 --> 01:13:17,192 - Hey. 1718 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:21,029 This could be between me and you, baby. 1719 01:13:21,029 --> 01:13:23,432 My wife doesn't need to know. 1720 01:13:25,768 --> 01:13:28,270 I don't want her to, anything. 1721 01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,177 It's our first scene. 1722 01:13:35,177 --> 01:13:36,011 Come here. 1723 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,247 Fuck, come here, girl. 1724 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,215 - Wait a minute. 1725 01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:41,717 - What the hell? 1726 01:13:41,717 --> 01:13:42,851 Gay shit. 1727 01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:44,052 Where you going, 1728 01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:45,287 where you going with that gay shit? 1729 01:13:45,287 --> 01:13:46,555 - What you gettin' in my girl. 1730 01:13:46,555 --> 01:13:49,291 What are y'all two doing in her bed? 1731 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:51,727 - Man, we in here for the same damn reason you in here. 1732 01:13:51,727 --> 01:13:53,562 - Nigga, we tryna fuck, you didn't see 1733 01:13:53,562 --> 01:13:54,763 that fat old ass walking down there. 1734 01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:56,432 - Listen, I was merely trying 1735 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,133 to check on the young lady 1736 01:13:58,133 --> 01:14:00,202 and make sure that she was okay, no sex. 1737 01:14:00,202 --> 01:14:01,970 - You old nasty nigga. 1738 01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:03,372 Youse a goddamn liar, that's bullshit. 1739 01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:05,207 And I'm a tell your wife you in here trying 1740 01:14:05,207 --> 01:14:06,708 to put your thing on that nigga. 1741 01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:09,044 - Look (slaps). 1742 01:14:09,044 --> 01:14:10,946 - What are you doing hitting my son like that? 1743 01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:12,214 - He deserved it. 1744 01:14:12,214 --> 01:14:13,949 - He's a freak, that's what he is, a pervert. 1745 01:14:13,949 --> 01:14:16,118 Coming up and touching on our asses. 1746 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,954 (Stan whispering) 1747 01:14:20,355 --> 01:14:22,724 - [Hannah] What in the world is going on in here? 1748 01:14:22,724 --> 01:14:25,794 - Hey, Ma, I can explain everything. 1749 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:27,830 - Yeah, I wanna hear this. 1750 01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:31,300 - You see, uh, what happened was, uh, 1751 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:35,370 that girl Jenny, she said she saw a mouse. 1752 01:14:35,370 --> 01:14:36,572 - A mouse? 1753 01:14:36,572 --> 01:14:38,207 - [Stan] A rodent, yes, a rodent. 1754 01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:40,375 - So, so, and big ass teeth. 1755 01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:41,610 I, I got Daddy- 1756 01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:44,079 - Yeah, I came to help. 1757 01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:45,647 - And Mr. Mitchell- 1758 01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:48,951 - Yes, he enlisted my services, yes. 1759 01:14:48,951 --> 01:14:51,954 - To help me find that big ass teeth mouse. 1760 01:14:51,954 --> 01:14:53,922 - Well, look, I got a house full of people. 1761 01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:56,058 I need you to call the exterminator first thing 1762 01:14:56,058 --> 01:14:57,726 in the morning, Maurice. 1763 01:14:57,726 --> 01:15:00,262 - Oh, okay, no problem, baby. 1764 01:15:00,262 --> 01:15:01,763 - Looks like you're feeling better. 1765 01:15:01,763 --> 01:15:04,266 Come on, let's go to bed. 1766 01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,068 - [Alonzo] There the mouse go right there, Ma. 1767 01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:07,736 (Hannah screaming) 1768 01:15:07,736 --> 01:15:09,838 - [Stan] Run, run my dear. 1769 01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:11,940 - Thanks son, you a lifesaver. 1770 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:14,243 - Yes, yes, quick thinking my boy. 1771 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:15,477 - Thanks my ass. 1772 01:15:15,477 --> 01:15:17,312 Both of y'all shriveled up wrinkly ball sack 1773 01:15:17,312 --> 01:15:19,681 having ass mofos owe me a thousand dollars 1774 01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:20,949 and you better not stop me 1775 01:15:20,949 --> 01:15:22,251 from hitting that shit either, Daddy. 1776 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:23,518 - I don't owe you nothing. 1777 01:15:23,518 --> 01:15:24,553 Get outta my face. 1778 01:15:24,553 --> 01:15:26,455 - A thousand dollars, my man? 1779 01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:27,789 Mere chump change. 1780 01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:30,259 I bid you both ado and goodnight. 1781 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,493 - What? 1782 01:15:31,493 --> 01:15:34,863 If he snitch, bury his ass in the backyard. 1783 01:15:37,933 --> 01:15:39,034 - Preston. 1784 01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:40,302 - Morning, baby. 1785 01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:43,238 - Von, ooh, what is you doing in my bed? 1786 01:15:43,238 --> 01:15:46,008 - Come on, girl, you don't remember last night? 1787 01:15:46,008 --> 01:15:47,242 We back together again. 1788 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:48,810 - I don't remember anything last night. 1789 01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:52,047 - Hell, man, look, girl, stop being so modest, man. 1790 01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:54,182 All that freaky shit you did to me. 1791 01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:55,817 Girl, my toes still hurt from curling 1792 01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:57,085 them shit so much. 1793 01:15:57,085 --> 01:15:59,521 - Ugh, no, get up and get out. 1794 01:15:59,521 --> 01:16:01,490 I don't care, whatever happened last night 1795 01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:03,191 was a mistake. 1796 01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:04,760 Get out now. 1797 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,028 - Okay, all right. 1798 01:16:06,028 --> 01:16:07,396 - Get your shit, get your little Jordans. 1799 01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:08,764 - All right, let's see how Preston feel 1800 01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:09,765 when I tell him. 1801 01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:10,999 - Uh-uh, you can't tell him. 1802 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:13,201 No, please, do not tell him. 1803 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,736 I could never hurt him like that. 1804 01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:17,072 - Okay, I'll tell you what. 1805 01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:21,009 Break up with him or I'm a tell him everything. 1806 01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:24,780 - Fine. 1807 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:25,814 I'll call it off, 1808 01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:28,050 but you can never tell him. 1809 01:16:30,118 --> 01:16:31,219 Look. 1810 01:16:31,219 --> 01:16:32,788 Get out. 1811 01:16:32,788 --> 01:16:35,791 (suspenseful music) 1812 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:35,117 (Miranda laughing) 1813 01:17:39,621 --> 01:17:42,758 - What the hell you laughing at? 1814 01:17:42,758 --> 01:17:44,893 - What? I am happy. 1815 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:47,029 Everybody's here, we got the whole family here, okay. 1816 01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:49,765 It's almost Thanksgiving, I'm in a good mood. 1817 01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:52,034 - You know damn well, doo-doo butt breath lying 1818 01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:53,368 like damn shit. 1819 01:17:53,368 --> 01:17:55,037 You know damn well you can't stand us. 1820 01:17:55,037 --> 01:17:58,140 - Please, I am in the holiday spirit. 1821 01:17:59,374 --> 01:18:00,809 - My ass. 1822 01:18:00,809 --> 01:18:02,644 - Good morning, Leroy. 1823 01:18:05,847 --> 01:18:08,250 Patti LaBelle, Dionne Warwick, 1824 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,085 Laura from "Family Matters." 1825 01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:11,620 Don't none of y'all get your damn eyelashes 1826 01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,021 in my food, okay. 1827 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,491 Where the hell them Mitchells at? 1828 01:18:16,491 --> 01:18:17,926 Oh, I see they ain't want nothing 1829 01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:19,928 after that ass whippin' last night, huh? 1830 01:18:19,928 --> 01:18:21,196 - Hey, so Uncle Leroy, 1831 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:22,631 so what's up with that Thanksgiving day 1832 01:18:22,631 --> 01:18:24,132 football game this year? 1833 01:18:24,132 --> 01:18:26,201 - Hey, man, shut up, you ain't even on my team, man. 1834 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:27,135 - What? 1835 01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:28,603 - Everybody know I always whip 1836 01:18:28,603 --> 01:18:29,271 this little Rudy Goldberg lookin' motherfucker's 1837 01:18:29,271 --> 01:18:30,806 team every year. 1838 01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:33,175 It ain't gonna be nothing but holiday tradition up in here. 1839 01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:34,910 I'm a hit him with the walk. 1840 01:18:34,910 --> 01:18:35,811 - This guy. 1841 01:18:37,145 --> 01:18:39,281 - Leroy, you know Maurice is in no condition 1842 01:18:39,281 --> 01:18:40,449 to play this game. 1843 01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,784 He just got shot yesterday. 1844 01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:43,718 - Hold up. 1845 01:18:43,718 --> 01:18:45,454 I didn't say I wasn't playing. 1846 01:18:45,454 --> 01:18:48,156 Come tomorrow, my team is gonna beat your ass. 1847 01:18:48,156 --> 01:18:50,559 - Maurice, you need to go to the doctor 1848 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,727 and get your butt cheeks checked. 1849 01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:54,496 - Oh, I'm all right, Hannah. 1850 01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:56,731 But I got something for his cheatin' ass. 1851 01:18:56,731 --> 01:18:57,899 - Yeah, Daddy. 1852 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:00,736 - What's up, bruh? 1853 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,037 Old bootleg Carlton Banks looking. 1854 01:19:02,037 --> 01:19:03,271 What's wrong with you, bruh? 1855 01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:05,340 Somebody steal your bow tie or something. 1856 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:08,643 - I bet he know where the end of the rainbow is 1857 01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:10,679 and damn pot of gold. 1858 01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:13,248 (all laughing) 1859 01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:14,483 - Don't you be touching me. 1860 01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:16,651 Get the hell off of me, man. 1861 01:19:16,651 --> 01:19:18,320 ♪ Magically delicious 1862 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,055 I'm sick of you guys. 1863 01:19:21,056 --> 01:19:22,057 - Hey, wait! 1864 01:19:24,659 --> 01:19:26,094 - Goddamn it. 1865 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:29,397 - You forgot your hat and my fuckin' wish. 1866 01:19:29,397 --> 01:19:31,333 - Hey, leave him alone. 1867 01:19:33,168 --> 01:19:34,236 - Babe, wait. 1868 01:19:36,838 --> 01:19:39,708 - Madison, how could you cheat on me with Von? 1869 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:40,609 - How do you know? 1870 01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:41,676 Who told you? 1871 01:19:42,711 --> 01:19:44,179 - Your sister told me 1872 01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:45,514 and it was confirmed once I seen both 1873 01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:48,250 of you all laid up in the bed together. 1874 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:49,651 I'm sorry, babe. 1875 01:19:49,651 --> 01:19:51,486 I swear, I don't remember what happened. 1876 01:19:51,486 --> 01:19:53,221 The last thing I know is driving 1877 01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:54,723 on the way home and that's it. 1878 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:56,925 - And you think I'm supposed to believe that? 1879 01:19:56,925 --> 01:19:57,993 Well, I don't. 1880 01:19:57,993 --> 01:19:59,427 But you know what? 1881 01:19:59,427 --> 01:20:02,030 I don't even care, 'cause we can call it even. 1882 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:04,799 Your sister, she showed me a great time last night. 1883 01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:06,635 - You slept with Miranda? 1884 01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:07,636 Really, Preston? 1885 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:09,371 I can't believe you. 1886 01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:10,972 - Well, believe it. 1887 01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,509 I'm done with you. 1888 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,848 (Madison crying) 1889 01:20:27,255 --> 01:20:31,259 - I can't believe my sister would do this to me. 1890 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:42,003 - Look, everything needs to seem normal around here. 1891 01:20:42,003 --> 01:20:44,139 I don't want your mother finding out. 1892 01:20:44,139 --> 01:20:46,107 I need you to get my money. 1893 01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:47,442 If we don't get that money back, 1894 01:20:47,442 --> 01:20:50,178 it's gonna be hell to pay. 1895 01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:52,647 - I can't do that shit myself. 1896 01:20:53,715 --> 01:20:55,717 It's Preston's fault. 1897 01:20:55,717 --> 01:20:57,953 Make his ass do it. 1898 01:20:57,953 --> 01:21:00,622 - Okay, you get him and Von, 1899 01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:03,758 but don't back here till you got my money. 1900 01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:05,160 - All right, Dad. 1901 01:21:06,461 --> 01:21:09,464 (phone ringing) 1902 01:21:09,464 --> 01:21:10,498 - Hello? 1903 01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:11,967 - Mr. Givens. 1904 01:21:11,967 --> 01:21:13,768 - [Maurice] Oh, yeah, I was just about to call you. 1905 01:21:13,768 --> 01:21:14,903 - The money should have been 1906 01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:16,605 in my hands days ago. 1907 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,607 Looks like we have a major problem. 1908 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:20,342 - Yeah, uh, uh, I'm just about 1909 01:21:20,342 --> 01:21:22,544 to send my son to pick up the money now. 1910 01:21:22,544 --> 01:21:23,778 - It'll be a shame for your daughter 1911 01:21:23,778 --> 01:21:26,548 that's visiting you to suddenly disappear. 1912 01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:28,116 - My daughter? 1913 01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:30,652 How the hell you know who's visiting me? 1914 01:21:30,652 --> 01:21:31,987 - Just deliver me the package 1915 01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:33,555 and no one gets hurt. 1916 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,757 - Look, you better not touch neither one 1917 01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:36,791 of my girls. 1918 01:21:36,791 --> 01:21:38,560 - Nobody wants the raggedy one. 1919 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,863 I'm talking about the hot one. 1920 01:21:41,863 --> 01:21:43,465 - Motherfucker. 1921 01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:44,332 (phone beeps) 1922 01:21:44,332 --> 01:21:45,500 Hello? 1923 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,301 Hello? 1924 01:21:47,902 --> 01:21:49,037 - Nigga, why the fuck are you standing 1925 01:21:49,037 --> 01:21:50,038 so close to me, dawg? 1926 01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,306 - 'Cause I'm your daddy, nigga. 1927 01:21:51,306 --> 01:21:52,274 - Nigga, get your, nigga I'm about 1928 01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:53,241 to slap the shit outta you, bro. 1929 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:54,509 - And I'm gettin' a fuckin'- 1930 01:21:54,509 --> 01:21:55,710 - Get your stupid ass in the car, man. 1931 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,078 Nigga, you ain't getting in front of shit. 1932 01:21:57,078 --> 01:21:58,079 Get your little ass. 1933 01:21:58,079 --> 01:21:59,381 - Get in the goddamn car. 1934 01:21:59,381 --> 01:22:01,449 - [Preston] I ain't going motherfucker. 1935 01:22:01,449 --> 01:22:03,685 - Get your ass in the car. - Fuck this shit. 1936 01:22:03,685 --> 01:22:06,354 - Come on, nigga, get the fuck in the car. 1937 01:22:06,354 --> 01:22:07,589 - Thanks, nigga. 1938 01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:08,523 - I don't know why the fuck you brought 1939 01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:09,457 this stupid nigga anyway. 1940 01:22:09,457 --> 01:22:11,459 - Still need a goddamn car seat. 1941 01:22:11,459 --> 01:22:13,962 (engine revs) 1942 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:17,332 - Nigga, where the fuck you taking us? 1943 01:22:17,332 --> 01:22:19,601 I'm supposed to be ring shopping. 1944 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:20,835 - Look, we gotta go to 1945 01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:22,637 that motherfucker Desmond's house 1946 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:24,439 and get that bag of money back 1947 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:26,708 or else we all dead men. 1948 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:27,809 - You know what, you know what, 1949 01:22:27,809 --> 01:22:30,545 you could have that bitch. 1950 01:22:30,545 --> 01:22:31,746 I got another girl any way 1951 01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,415 and I still should kick your ass, nigga. 1952 01:22:33,415 --> 01:22:34,316 - Oh, yeah? 1953 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:36,918 You can kick my ass, let's see that. 1954 01:22:36,918 --> 01:22:39,054 - Look, would you two cut that shit out 1955 01:22:39,054 --> 01:22:41,389 till after we get the money. 1956 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:47,896 - [Von] Come on nigga. 1957 01:22:47,896 --> 01:22:50,465 Yeah, this nigga crazy as shit. 1958 01:22:54,202 --> 01:22:56,471 Are you pickin' this nigga up from a robbery? 1959 01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,406 - Shit, 10 of 'em nigga. 1960 01:22:58,406 --> 01:23:00,108 After he smoke a stone, this nigga 1961 01:23:00,108 --> 01:23:01,176 just went on a fuckin' spree. 1962 01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:02,510 We need his ass. 1963 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,248 - Who the fuck is this nigga? 1964 01:23:07,248 --> 01:23:08,583 - Yo, yo, yo, chill. 1965 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,585 This my first cousin, Boo-Boo. 1966 01:23:10,585 --> 01:23:12,454 He gonna help us get this bread. 1967 01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:15,190 - Yeah, that's a nice watch you got there, man. 1968 01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:16,591 - Boo-Boo, shut the fuck up. 1969 01:23:16,591 --> 01:23:18,293 Hey, man, how the fuck we supposed 1970 01:23:18,293 --> 01:23:19,527 to get this shit, man? 1971 01:23:19,527 --> 01:23:21,262 I am not tryna to get knocked out 1972 01:23:21,262 --> 01:23:23,765 by the "Wreck It Ralph" looking ass nigga again. 1973 01:23:23,765 --> 01:23:25,300 - Chill, chill, chill. 1974 01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,135 Just follow my lead. 1975 01:23:27,135 --> 01:23:28,737 I got a plan. 1976 01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:31,873 ♪ I been in the kitchen baking cake, whippin' ♪ 1977 01:23:31,873 --> 01:23:36,244 ♪ Bad chick dropped me to her knees ♪ 1978 01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:41,249 ♪ Throw it back fully Betty 1979 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:45,186 ♪ See all the show 1980 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:46,988 ♪ Hey 1981 01:23:46,988 --> 01:23:48,923 ♪ Drop 1982 01:23:48,923 --> 01:23:50,558 ♪ Check 1983 01:23:50,558 --> 01:23:51,726 ♪ Let's go 1984 01:23:51,726 --> 01:23:54,062 - All right, he leave out for the club 1985 01:23:54,062 --> 01:23:55,897 every night at 7 o'clock. 1986 01:23:55,897 --> 01:23:58,199 When he leaves, you gonna go in there, 1987 01:23:58,199 --> 01:24:01,002 get our shit and then bounce. 1988 01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:04,339 - Madison, why you cheat on me, girl? 1989 01:24:04,339 --> 01:24:07,108 You still gonna make me fuck this nigga up. 1990 01:24:07,108 --> 01:24:08,710 - Homie, I swear to God if you don't get rid 1991 01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:10,145 of this nigga. 1992 01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:11,513 - Listen, you gonna stay 1993 01:24:11,513 --> 01:24:13,915 your little cryin' ass inside. 1994 01:24:13,915 --> 01:24:16,017 The rest of us, we gonna go and get the shit. 1995 01:24:16,017 --> 01:24:17,619 - It's about 7:20. 1996 01:24:17,619 --> 01:24:19,888 Ain't nobody came out yet. 1997 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:22,690 - Since when crackheads got nice watches? 1998 01:24:22,690 --> 01:24:23,925 Boo-Boo, wait a damn minute. 1999 01:24:23,925 --> 01:24:26,327 Where the hell you get that damn watch? 2000 01:24:26,327 --> 01:24:27,162 - I got it from him. 2001 01:24:27,162 --> 01:24:28,096 - Oh, shit. 2002 01:24:28,096 --> 01:24:29,597 - Oh, my God. 2003 01:24:29,597 --> 01:24:31,399 Man, Boo-Boo, you gotta lay off the goddamn crack. 2004 01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:32,567 - Nigga, I'm keeping this watch. 2005 01:24:32,567 --> 01:24:33,568 - What the hell is going on? 2006 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:34,769 - Look, I'm keeping this watch. 2007 01:24:34,769 --> 01:24:36,571 I don't give a fuck what you say. 2008 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:39,741 - This dude need an intervention, man. 2009 01:24:45,113 --> 01:24:47,615 (doors close) 2010 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:54,522 - Oh, shit, what the fuck. 2011 01:24:54,522 --> 01:24:55,356 - Shh! 2012 01:24:56,491 --> 01:24:57,559 - Goddamn it! 2013 01:25:01,830 --> 01:25:04,566 - [Alonzo] Damn, that's a dirty motherfucker. 2014 01:25:04,566 --> 01:25:07,635 Fuck, he came and spend my money on all these hos. 2015 01:25:07,635 --> 01:25:09,170 - Damn, she fat as shit. 2016 01:25:09,170 --> 01:25:11,406 - Nigga, won't you focus, goddamn. 2017 01:25:11,406 --> 01:25:12,640 - My bad. 2018 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:17,045 - Boo-Boo, go in the car and get the gun, man. 2019 01:25:17,045 --> 01:25:20,648 You better not smoke no crack, motherfucker. 2020 01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:23,518 - Ass so big it's like dancing with water buffalos. 2021 01:25:23,518 --> 01:25:24,352 - Oh, my. 2022 01:25:24,352 --> 01:25:25,186 - Shit. 2023 01:25:31,192 --> 01:25:33,194 - What the fuck? 2024 01:25:33,194 --> 01:25:34,395 Nigga, that's my watch. 2025 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:35,697 Give me my watch back. 2026 01:25:35,697 --> 01:25:37,866 - Why you still taking about our watch? 2027 01:25:37,866 --> 01:25:39,133 Nigga, this my watch now. 2028 01:25:39,133 --> 01:25:41,870 Stay your ass in the car. 2029 01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:43,404 - Nigga, I ain't scared of no fuckin' gun. 2030 01:25:43,404 --> 01:25:45,440 I'll come out there and fuck you up. 2031 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,908 - [Von] Where this fuck this nigga at? 2032 01:25:46,908 --> 01:25:48,142 - [Alonzo] I don't know. 2033 01:25:48,142 --> 01:25:50,478 - [Von] He better not be fuckin' smoking. 2034 01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:52,614 Why the fuck you choose him? 2035 01:25:52,614 --> 01:25:55,316 - [Alonzo] Man, he'll be there for getting shit done. 2036 01:25:55,316 --> 01:25:56,518 (gun cocks) 2037 01:25:56,518 --> 01:25:58,086 - Yo, nigga, what the fuck. 2038 01:25:58,086 --> 01:25:59,120 - Here, here, look. 2039 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:00,121 Now what? 2040 01:26:00,121 --> 01:26:00,922 Now what? 2041 01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:02,657 - Stop smoking crack. 2042 01:26:03,525 --> 01:26:05,527 I suggest you go to rehab. 2043 01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:07,228 Now, look, all right, Boo-Boo, 2044 01:26:07,228 --> 01:26:09,297 you gonna go in and cause a distraction. 2045 01:26:09,297 --> 01:26:11,566 Me and Von gonna come in and sneak this nigga. 2046 01:26:11,566 --> 01:26:12,800 All right, you got a plan. 2047 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,335 - You mess up, I'm a beat your ass. 2048 01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:16,037 - No, no, all right, all right. 2049 01:26:16,037 --> 01:26:17,605 - You got it, you got it. 2050 01:26:17,605 --> 01:26:20,208 - I got it, I got it. 2051 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:22,410 - Do not smoke a rock on the way. 2052 01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:23,411 Don't you... 2053 01:26:25,179 --> 01:26:27,448 Should have shot his dumb ass. 2054 01:26:27,448 --> 01:26:28,483 This motherfucker. 2055 01:26:28,483 --> 01:26:31,486 (crickets chirping) 2056 01:26:33,154 --> 01:26:35,089 - Put your hands up, give me, give me the pizza box. 2057 01:26:35,089 --> 01:26:36,090 Give me the box. 2058 01:26:36,090 --> 01:26:38,660 Give me the hat, too, run, run. 2059 01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:43,698 (Boo-Boo knocking) 2060 01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:47,201 - Man, who the fuck is bangin' on my door? 2061 01:26:48,303 --> 01:26:50,438 ♪ I been in the kitchen baking chicken ♪ 2062 01:26:50,438 --> 01:26:52,340 Man, I ain't order no damn pizza. 2063 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,475 - Nah, nah, I know, I know, it's a special prize 2064 01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:56,544 for being our number one customer. 2065 01:26:56,544 --> 01:26:57,545 There you go. 2066 01:26:57,545 --> 01:26:58,546 - Oh, shit, for real? 2067 01:26:58,546 --> 01:26:59,380 - Okay. 2068 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:00,214 - Hell, yeah. 2069 01:27:00,214 --> 01:27:01,749 ♪ Drop it to the floor 2070 01:27:01,749 --> 01:27:02,984 ♪ Make it clown for me 2071 01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:04,752 - Oh, you got some dick going on here, 2072 01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:08,890 girl you look good like a buttermilk biscuit, mm, mm, 2073 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,425 let me get some. 2074 01:27:10,425 --> 01:27:11,726 - Hold up. 2075 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:13,227 Get your ass off my women. 2076 01:27:13,227 --> 01:27:16,464 - Hold on, hold on, hold on, I thought we was cool. 2077 01:27:16,464 --> 01:27:18,166 - Crackhead, get the fuck out my house 2078 01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:19,901 before I fuck you up. 2079 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:21,936 Them's my women. 2080 01:27:21,936 --> 01:27:22,937 - Well, who gonna get fucked up. 2081 01:27:22,937 --> 01:27:24,505 Who got to come in here now? 2082 01:27:24,505 --> 01:27:25,974 - Oh, you ain't sayin' nothing now. 2083 01:27:25,974 --> 01:27:27,442 - [Boo-Boo] Yeah, you ain't saying nothing now. 2084 01:27:27,442 --> 01:27:28,643 - Where the fuck my money at? 2085 01:27:28,643 --> 01:27:30,278 - [Boo-Boo] Yeah, yeah, where his money at. 2086 01:27:30,278 --> 01:27:32,013 - You stupid motherfuckers. 2087 01:27:32,013 --> 01:27:33,615 I took that shit two days ago 2088 01:27:33,615 --> 01:27:35,183 and you just now coming back for it? 2089 01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:37,151 - Well, I been busy with family. 2090 01:27:37,151 --> 01:27:39,554 Now give me my damn money. 2091 01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:41,522 (Desmond laughs) 2092 01:27:41,522 --> 01:27:44,258 - Oh, it's on the table back there. 2093 01:27:44,258 --> 01:27:45,760 - [Alonzo] Von, go back there on the table 2094 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,594 and grab the money. 2095 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:47,562 Watch his ass, nigga. 2096 01:27:47,562 --> 01:27:48,963 - [Von] I got it. 2097 01:27:50,298 --> 01:27:52,467 - [Alonzo] Come on, Von. 2098 01:27:52,467 --> 01:27:54,335 Damn, put the money in the bag. 2099 01:27:54,335 --> 01:27:55,837 - [Von] Hold on, dawg, grab all that. 2100 01:27:55,837 --> 01:27:57,005 - Grab that, too. 2101 01:27:57,005 --> 01:27:59,374 Hey, wait a damn minute. 2102 01:27:59,374 --> 01:28:00,942 Where's all the damn money at? 2103 01:28:00,942 --> 01:28:03,244 This look like half. 2104 01:28:03,244 --> 01:28:05,446 - Oh, man, I spent that shit. 2105 01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:07,949 Oh, and I had fun doing it, too. 2106 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,818 Got me some of the baddest hos on the planet. 2107 01:28:10,818 --> 01:28:12,720 - [Alonzo] You freak ass silver back. 2108 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:14,422 Boo-Boo, grab all the money 2109 01:28:14,422 --> 01:28:16,924 and the jewelry off these skeeze ass hos. 2110 01:28:16,924 --> 01:28:18,993 - I got it, I got, I gotta take down. 2111 01:28:18,993 --> 01:28:19,927 - [Alonzo] Don't leave nothing. 2112 01:28:19,927 --> 01:28:20,862 - [Boo-Boo] Give me that. 2113 01:28:20,862 --> 01:28:21,796 - Boo-Boo, what you laughin'? 2114 01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:23,131 Can you goddamn get the shit. 2115 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:23,965 Damn! 2116 01:28:26,701 --> 01:28:28,836 - [Boo-Boo] Put your hands down, put your hands down. 2117 01:28:28,836 --> 01:28:30,505 Yeah, hold that, hold that. 2118 01:28:30,505 --> 01:28:31,839 - Tie his Sasquatch ass up 2119 01:28:31,839 --> 01:28:33,207 and make sure it's tight. 2120 01:28:33,207 --> 01:28:35,910 That way he can't come after us again. 2121 01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,211 - Desmond gonna come back. - What the hell is that? 2122 01:28:37,211 --> 01:28:38,413 - Wait up. - Motherfucker. 2123 01:28:38,413 --> 01:28:40,815 - Nigga, what the fuck. - What's up, nigga? 2124 01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:42,684 - Wassup. - Oh, shit. 2125 01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:44,719 - Get the fuck back, get the money, get the money, 2126 01:28:44,719 --> 01:28:45,620 go, go, go. 2127 01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:49,457 - [Von] Man, this garbage, come on. 2128 01:28:49,457 --> 01:28:50,825 Hey, tie a nigga up. 2129 01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:51,693 Hey, Boo-Boo, you neighborhood crackhead. 2130 01:28:51,693 --> 01:28:52,894 Get your ass up. 2131 01:28:52,894 --> 01:28:53,828 - [Alonzo] Boo-Boo, won't you bring 2132 01:28:53,828 --> 01:28:55,663 your crackhead ass on. 2133 01:28:58,766 --> 01:29:01,602 (punches striking) 2134 01:29:05,540 --> 01:29:07,241 - Punk motherfucker. 2135 01:29:07,241 --> 01:29:08,076 Bitch! 2136 01:29:14,749 --> 01:29:16,417 You bitch ass nigga. 2137 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:19,587 Uh-huh, that's a nut crush. 2138 01:29:21,422 --> 01:29:24,325 (punches striking) 2139 01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:30,465 Take that shit, bitch. 2140 01:29:30,465 --> 01:29:31,466 My favorite, nigga. 2141 01:29:31,466 --> 01:29:32,800 Balls in you bitch. 2142 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:33,634 - Yo, bitch, I saw you fuck 2143 01:29:33,634 --> 01:29:35,536 that nasty breath bitch. 2144 01:29:35,536 --> 01:29:37,038 How her mouth taste? 2145 01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,707 Fuckin' whore, she fuckin' licked your face, didn't she 2146 01:29:39,707 --> 01:29:42,143 and your beard you stinky bastard. 2147 01:29:42,143 --> 01:29:43,144 - You punk motherfucker. 2148 01:29:43,144 --> 01:29:45,146 - Get the fuck off me, nigga. 2149 01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:46,581 - There go the police, motherfucker. 2150 01:29:46,581 --> 01:29:49,117 You about to get your fuckin' ass locked up (laughs). 2151 01:29:49,117 --> 01:29:50,518 - Oh, shit. 2152 01:29:50,518 --> 01:29:51,619 - [Officer] A 40, I'll try to get the three, 2153 01:29:51,619 --> 01:29:53,354 a bunch of females. 2154 01:29:53,354 --> 01:29:54,956 - [Dispatch] Roger. 2155 01:29:56,391 --> 01:30:00,194 - [Officer] This is the police, get your hands up. 2156 01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:01,796 - Black lives matter, motherfucker. 2157 01:30:01,796 --> 01:30:03,831 - [Officer] Take it all back to the sound of my voice. 2158 01:30:03,831 --> 01:30:05,066 - I don't fucked you up. 2159 01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:06,534 - I told you I was gonna beat your ass, bitch. 2160 01:30:06,534 --> 01:30:09,637 - [Dispatch] 70140 Rogers, 7851 a family dispute. 2161 01:30:09,637 --> 01:30:11,472 4972 West 21st Street. 2162 01:30:12,607 --> 01:30:16,177 (triumphant music) 2163 01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:19,781 - Tell me again, how am I missing $150,000? 2164 01:30:20,648 --> 01:30:22,016 Explain that shit. 2165 01:30:22,016 --> 01:30:23,951 - We took that sell-out Preston 2166 01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:25,186 and he took all the money 2167 01:30:25,186 --> 01:30:27,422 and spent it on gambling and hos at the casino 2168 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:29,791 and I mean he was spending it on bad bitches, too. 2169 01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:31,893 Man, they make Jenny look like Whoopi Goldberg 2170 01:30:31,893 --> 01:30:33,361 with doo-doo flats. 2171 01:30:33,361 --> 01:30:35,830 - Yeah, yeah, Dad, but I seen him with the flats. 2172 01:30:35,830 --> 01:30:36,664 - Yes. 2173 01:30:40,568 --> 01:30:41,769 Broke finger and all that shit. 2174 01:30:41,769 --> 01:30:42,804 Don't you touch me. 2175 01:30:42,804 --> 01:30:43,938 - And then... 2176 01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:46,908 (suspenseful music) 2177 01:30:50,344 --> 01:30:52,680 - This is unbelievable Preston. 2178 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:54,882 - I can't believe this. 2179 01:30:54,882 --> 01:30:56,417 Preston, have I not taught you anything. 2180 01:30:56,417 --> 01:30:58,252 - Do you not know who we are these days? 2181 01:30:58,252 --> 01:30:59,454 - Me and your mother. 2182 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:01,956 You ain't no ordinary Negro, Preston. 2183 01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:02,890 I'm tired of this. 2184 01:31:02,890 --> 01:31:03,891 - Oh, baby, are you okay? 2185 01:31:03,891 --> 01:31:04,792 - [Rene] What was he thinking? 2186 01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:05,760 - [Stan] I have no clue. 2187 01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:06,961 - Yeah. 2188 01:31:06,961 --> 01:31:09,630 Baby, I have a terrible hangover. 2189 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:12,333 - I'll make you some tea and soup, okay. 2190 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:14,635 - Yeah, I'm never drinking again. 2191 01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:15,970 - Please do not, son. 2192 01:31:15,970 --> 01:31:17,338 You know how you get with a little bit 2193 01:31:17,338 --> 01:31:18,739 of alcohol in your system. 2194 01:31:18,739 --> 01:31:21,075 Why would you get pissy drunk like this? 2195 01:31:21,075 --> 01:31:23,811 - Mom and Dad, could you please excuse me? 2196 01:31:23,811 --> 01:31:25,646 I need a word with Madison. 2197 01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:28,082 - Fine, let's go, honey. 2198 01:31:28,082 --> 01:31:29,851 - Please. - I'm sorry. 2199 01:31:31,719 --> 01:31:32,553 - Babe. 2200 01:31:34,121 --> 01:31:36,858 - Listen, baby, I don't care what happened. 2201 01:31:36,858 --> 01:31:39,794 I realized I can't live without you. 2202 01:31:39,794 --> 01:31:41,629 - I can't live without you, either. 2203 01:31:41,629 --> 01:31:43,664 - The motherfucker stopped pointing the gun and shit, 2204 01:31:43,664 --> 01:31:46,567 start pistol whipping me like this. 2205 01:31:47,768 --> 01:31:49,871 - Is that why you look like shit? 2206 01:31:49,871 --> 01:31:51,339 - I gave you the task of handling 2207 01:31:51,339 --> 01:31:53,207 this transaction Alonzo. 2208 01:31:53,207 --> 01:31:55,243 But this Joe wants his money. 2209 01:31:55,243 --> 01:31:57,144 We all gonna be dead. 2210 01:31:57,144 --> 01:31:59,413 - Damn, Daddy, don't you got some money stashed away? 2211 01:31:59,413 --> 01:32:01,349 I mean, how you let this shit happen? 2212 01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:03,384 - I don't have enough funds to liquidate it. 2213 01:32:03,384 --> 01:32:07,188 By the time I get it, it's gonna be too late. 2214 01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:08,589 - What you gonna tell Ma? 2215 01:32:08,589 --> 01:32:10,057 - I ain't gonna tell her shit 2216 01:32:10,057 --> 01:32:11,459 and you better not either. 2217 01:32:11,459 --> 01:32:13,628 I'll figure something out. 2218 01:32:15,463 --> 01:32:18,866 - Please forgive me for everything I did. 2219 01:32:18,866 --> 01:32:20,902 - Please forgive me for my behavior. 2220 01:32:20,902 --> 01:32:21,736 - I do. 2221 01:32:23,170 --> 01:32:25,506 - Yeah, but there's only one more thing. 2222 01:32:25,506 --> 01:32:27,842 - What's that, baby? 2223 01:32:27,842 --> 01:32:29,744 - [Preston] I got to talk to your dad. 2224 01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:30,878 - Yeah. 2225 01:32:30,878 --> 01:32:31,879 - [Preston] I love you. 2226 01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:32,980 - I love you. 2227 01:32:34,649 --> 01:32:35,483 - Let's go. 2228 01:32:35,483 --> 01:32:36,317 - Okay. 2229 01:32:44,926 --> 01:32:46,193 - I'm gonna whoop your motherfuckin- 2230 01:32:46,193 --> 01:32:49,397 - Get off me, let me go, let me go. 2231 01:32:49,397 --> 01:32:51,966 - Good God, you will not touch one hair 2232 01:32:51,966 --> 01:32:53,834 upon my son's head. 2233 01:32:53,834 --> 01:32:56,237 - Your son owes me $150,000. 2234 01:32:56,237 --> 01:32:57,672 I want my shit now. 2235 01:32:57,672 --> 01:32:59,807 - How the hell he owe you Daddy? 2236 01:32:59,807 --> 01:33:01,242 - [Maurice] Stay out of it baby girl. 2237 01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,411 Stay away from that lyin', cheatin' bastard. 2238 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:04,812 - Cheatin'. 2239 01:33:04,812 --> 01:33:06,914 - [Maurice] He owes me $150,000. 2240 01:33:06,914 --> 01:33:08,783 He spent it on them hos and gambling. 2241 01:33:08,783 --> 01:33:10,284 - No, wait, wait, wait, a minute, 2242 01:33:10,284 --> 01:33:12,186 what are you talking about, sir? 2243 01:33:12,186 --> 01:33:14,322 - You stole my money. 2244 01:33:14,322 --> 01:33:15,556 Alonzo, get my shit. 2245 01:33:15,556 --> 01:33:16,724 - Aw shit! 2246 01:33:16,724 --> 01:33:19,860 - Wait, wait, wait, dammit, wait! 2247 01:33:19,860 --> 01:33:21,762 This doesn't make any sense. 2248 01:33:21,762 --> 01:33:23,431 Preston doesn't need to steal. 2249 01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:24,632 - Yeah. 2250 01:33:24,632 --> 01:33:25,566 - That nigga ain't need to cheat neither, 2251 01:33:25,566 --> 01:33:26,233 but he did that shit, too. 2252 01:33:26,233 --> 01:33:27,468 - Come on. 2253 01:33:27,468 --> 01:33:29,003 Preston wouldn't cheat on Madison. 2254 01:33:29,003 --> 01:33:29,904 - I would never - Oh, really? 2255 01:33:29,904 --> 01:33:30,905 - What? 2256 01:33:30,905 --> 01:33:33,140 - Okay, I bet you 10,000 he did. 2257 01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:35,009 And I got proof. 2258 01:33:35,009 --> 01:33:36,978 - Look, my son, I will take that bet, sir. 2259 01:33:36,978 --> 01:33:38,179 - You'll take that bet, sir? 2260 01:33:38,179 --> 01:33:39,847 All right, well, let's have a look then. 2261 01:33:39,847 --> 01:33:41,015 Let's see, mm. 2262 01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:44,518 - What is he talking about. 2263 01:33:44,518 --> 01:33:45,619 - Let's see the proof. 2264 01:33:45,619 --> 01:33:46,754 Let's see the proof Von. 2265 01:33:46,754 --> 01:33:47,955 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2266 01:33:47,955 --> 01:33:48,756 - That's you, goddamn it Jerry Springer. 2267 01:33:48,756 --> 01:33:50,458 - You fuckin' Miranda. 2268 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:53,060 (all arguing) 2269 01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:54,261 - [Alonzo] Ease up, ease up, Daddy. 2270 01:33:54,261 --> 01:33:55,596 It's just Miranda's ass. 2271 01:33:55,596 --> 01:33:57,565 Everybody done hit that, here. 2272 01:33:57,565 --> 01:33:59,767 - Aw, shit. - Oh, my God. 2273 01:33:59,767 --> 01:34:01,235 - Wait a minute. 2274 01:34:01,235 --> 01:34:04,438 - You and your family get the fuck out my house. 2275 01:34:04,438 --> 01:34:06,207 Pack your shit up. 2276 01:34:06,207 --> 01:34:08,542 - Listen, I don't have to put up 2277 01:34:08,542 --> 01:34:10,845 with this anymore, I'm out. 2278 01:34:10,845 --> 01:34:11,879 - [Rene] Come on, Preston, 2279 01:34:11,879 --> 01:34:13,147 let's go pack your things. 2280 01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:14,615 - We can see where we're not welcome. 2281 01:34:14,615 --> 01:34:16,517 You'll not be seeing us again. 2282 01:34:16,517 --> 01:34:17,985 You uncivilized fucking children. 2283 01:34:17,985 --> 01:34:19,220 - Daddy, what you doing? 2284 01:34:19,220 --> 01:34:22,023 It's ridiculous, I'm leaving, too. 2285 01:34:22,023 --> 01:34:23,591 - [Mauricio] If he wanted to make a wish come true 2286 01:34:23,591 --> 01:34:25,826 he'd have gave us continue to knock him out. 2287 01:34:25,826 --> 01:34:26,660 - [Alonzo] Come on, y'all, let's get ready for this game. 2288 01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:27,495 - Stop, Von. 2289 01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:28,629 Let me see your phone. 2290 01:34:28,629 --> 01:34:29,830 - [Alonzo] Dang. 2291 01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:31,298 How the hell we gonna play this game 2292 01:34:31,298 --> 01:34:32,833 we got these monster Bamas looking for you, Dad? 2293 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:34,301 - [Maurice] Look, it's Thanksgiving. 2294 01:34:34,301 --> 01:34:37,738 They ain't doing nothing on Thanksgiving. 2295 01:34:41,308 --> 01:34:42,877 - Hey, baby. 2296 01:34:42,877 --> 01:34:44,678 I'm gonna pack my bag, too. 2297 01:34:44,678 --> 01:34:46,480 - No, you stay here. 2298 01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:47,648 I don't want you to have any more tension 2299 01:34:47,648 --> 01:34:48,883 with your family. 2300 01:34:48,883 --> 01:34:51,619 - Baby, I don't care about any of that. 2301 01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:52,553 I just want you. 2302 01:34:52,553 --> 01:34:53,487 - Get the hell off of me. 2303 01:34:53,487 --> 01:34:55,289 Look, it's for the best. 2304 01:34:55,289 --> 01:34:57,291 We need some space, Madison. 2305 01:34:57,291 --> 01:34:58,325 - Preston. 2306 01:34:58,325 --> 01:35:00,695 - Madison, I said it's over. 2307 01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:02,763 I shamed both of our families, 2308 01:35:02,763 --> 01:35:03,998 can't you see that. 2309 01:35:03,998 --> 01:35:05,199 Just let me go. 2310 01:35:05,199 --> 01:35:07,835 - Whatever, I am gonna clear my head 2311 01:35:07,835 --> 01:35:10,771 and I suggest that you do the same. 2312 01:35:13,507 --> 01:35:15,609 - I'm not doing anything. 2313 01:35:18,679 --> 01:35:21,415 (dramatic music) 2314 01:35:23,751 --> 01:35:25,920 - [Madison] Daddy! 2315 01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:26,754 No! 2316 01:35:30,791 --> 01:35:32,693 - Boy, if you playing quarterback, 2317 01:35:32,693 --> 01:35:33,894 let me tell you right now. 2318 01:35:33,894 --> 01:35:35,029 I'm be like Deon Sanders. 2319 01:35:35,029 --> 01:35:37,431 I'm talking about prime time. 2320 01:35:41,469 --> 01:35:42,937 - Leroy, you ready to get your ass whooped? 2321 01:35:42,937 --> 01:35:44,839 - Man, shut up Dirk Fisher. 2322 01:35:44,839 --> 01:35:46,307 Got your son over here dressed like 2323 01:35:46,307 --> 01:35:47,908 and African bottle of Sunny Delight. 2324 01:35:47,908 --> 01:35:49,143 Let's do this shit. 2325 01:35:49,143 --> 01:35:50,978 - Oh, shit, let's do that. 2326 01:35:50,978 --> 01:35:52,780 We about to whoop on Lamont Sanford. 2327 01:35:52,780 --> 01:35:53,848 Junkyard ass. 2328 01:35:54,982 --> 01:35:56,717 - [Pork Chop] Negro, please, I'm 'bout to put 2329 01:35:56,717 --> 01:35:58,219 your ass to sleep. 2330 01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:01,422 Plain and simple. 2331 01:36:01,422 --> 01:36:02,356 - Baby girl. 2332 01:36:02,356 --> 01:36:03,324 - [Madison] Daddy, please! 2333 01:36:03,324 --> 01:36:04,492 - Hey, what's wrong. 2334 01:36:04,492 --> 01:36:05,993 - These men said they're gonna kill me 2335 01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:08,429 unless you pay them their money. 2336 01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:11,932 - Mr. Givens, you did not keep your word. 2337 01:36:11,932 --> 01:36:14,368 You told me I would have my money. 2338 01:36:14,368 --> 01:36:17,538 Now I'm gonna show you how I keep my word. 2339 01:36:17,538 --> 01:36:19,073 If I don't get my money, 2340 01:36:19,073 --> 01:36:20,074 I'm gonna make sure I send 2341 01:36:20,074 --> 01:36:22,176 your daughter back in pieces. 2342 01:36:22,176 --> 01:36:24,578 Bring the money to Iverson Mall in an hour. 2343 01:36:24,578 --> 01:36:26,413 No police or she dies. 2344 01:36:27,648 --> 01:36:28,983 - Daddy, please. 2345 01:36:29,884 --> 01:36:31,485 - Madison! 2346 01:36:31,485 --> 01:36:34,255 Maurice, what are they talking about? 2347 01:36:34,255 --> 01:36:37,191 Why do these people have our daughter? 2348 01:36:37,191 --> 01:36:38,893 - I'll tell you why? 2349 01:36:38,893 --> 01:36:40,394 Huh. 2350 01:36:40,394 --> 01:36:42,830 It comes from all of his drug dealing. 2351 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:44,098 How else do you think he's able 2352 01:36:44,098 --> 01:36:47,434 to afford this big old fancy house. 2353 01:36:47,434 --> 01:36:48,435 - What? 2354 01:36:48,435 --> 01:36:49,870 Drug dealing? 2355 01:36:49,870 --> 01:36:53,707 Maurice, what in the hell is he talking about? 2356 01:36:53,707 --> 01:36:55,743 So this is all your fault? 2357 01:36:55,743 --> 01:36:57,711 What else haven't you told me? 2358 01:36:57,711 --> 01:36:59,647 - No, it's his fault. 2359 01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:01,415 He gambled all our money away. 2360 01:37:01,415 --> 01:37:03,284 - That's bullshit. 2361 01:37:03,284 --> 01:37:06,620 Your son and Von lost all of your money. 2362 01:37:08,989 --> 01:37:11,525 - None of this is important right now. 2363 01:37:11,525 --> 01:37:14,261 We all have to work together to get Madison back. 2364 01:37:14,261 --> 01:37:18,999 Let's just put our differences aside and think. 2365 01:37:18,999 --> 01:37:21,735 - Where are they holding her, Maurice? 2366 01:37:21,735 --> 01:37:23,204 - Well, I know where they're holding her, 2367 01:37:23,204 --> 01:37:25,039 but the problem is how am I gonna get 2368 01:37:25,039 --> 01:37:26,473 $150,000 in cash. 2369 01:37:27,441 --> 01:37:28,275 - Hold up. 2370 01:37:29,410 --> 01:37:30,444 - Yeah. 2371 01:37:30,444 --> 01:37:32,146 - You have the money? 2372 01:37:32,146 --> 01:37:34,515 - Chop got 20 on him. 2373 01:37:34,515 --> 01:37:36,083 - Ain't got time for your jokes right now. 2374 01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:37,351 - Listen, everyone focus. 2375 01:37:37,351 --> 01:37:39,887 How much money do we have, honestly? 2376 01:37:39,887 --> 01:37:42,356 - Well, I got a little over $150,000 in the bag 2377 01:37:42,356 --> 01:37:43,857 plus some jewelry. 2378 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,761 - Here, take these. 2379 01:37:48,929 --> 01:37:51,332 None of this material stuff is important. 2380 01:37:51,332 --> 01:37:53,033 I just want my baby back. 2381 01:37:53,033 --> 01:37:55,603 - I want her back, too. 2382 01:37:55,603 --> 01:37:58,005 - [Rene] Would you calm down. 2383 01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:00,975 - Let me see. 2384 01:38:00,975 --> 01:38:01,809 Oh, okay. 2385 01:38:03,110 --> 01:38:05,512 - Put something in it, dweeb. 2386 01:38:06,547 --> 01:38:07,681 - Dad, I love her. 2387 01:38:07,681 --> 01:38:10,417 - Alonzo, can you go downtown 2388 01:38:10,417 --> 01:38:13,787 and see if you can get all this finished. 2389 01:38:13,787 --> 01:38:17,258 - Yes, sir, I got you, Daddy, okay. 2390 01:38:17,258 --> 01:38:18,425 - Need her back now. 2391 01:38:18,425 --> 01:38:21,028 - We're gonna get her back son. 2392 01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:41,949 (doors closing) 2393 01:38:45,619 --> 01:38:47,021 - Mr. Givens. 2394 01:38:47,021 --> 01:38:49,857 I hope you're not wasting my time. 2395 01:38:53,193 --> 01:38:54,028 I'm sorry. 2396 01:38:55,195 --> 01:38:57,698 But the bag feels quick light. 2397 01:38:59,066 --> 01:39:01,168 - No, the code word is Megan Good can get the wood, 2398 01:39:01,168 --> 01:39:03,237 yes, it is me, Mr. Disco. 2399 01:39:04,972 --> 01:39:06,940 I have my broker here on the line. 2400 01:39:06,940 --> 01:39:10,144 He's ready to wire you $135,000. 2401 01:39:10,144 --> 01:39:11,312 Do you accept? 2402 01:39:22,723 --> 01:39:25,225 - [Mr. Disco] Nobody is there. 2403 01:39:27,761 --> 01:39:29,330 - Is she worth this son? 2404 01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:32,266 - Yes, she's worth every cotton pickin' cent. 2405 01:39:32,266 --> 01:39:35,102 - Okay, give me my baby girl back. 2406 01:39:36,203 --> 01:39:39,373 - As soon as the money hits my account. 2407 01:39:39,373 --> 01:39:41,442 - [Stan] My money is good everywhere, son. 2408 01:39:41,442 --> 01:39:42,443 - Excuse me. 2409 01:39:43,610 --> 01:39:46,113 You're lucky you have rich friends. 2410 01:39:46,113 --> 01:39:49,650 You really fucked up this time, though. 2411 01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,886 - I'm through with your ass after this. 2412 01:39:52,886 --> 01:39:55,789 - Grab the girl. - Where is she? 2413 01:39:55,789 --> 01:39:58,359 - Baby, sweetie, you all right. 2414 01:40:00,227 --> 01:40:02,162 - Get off of me. 2415 01:40:02,162 --> 01:40:03,163 - Yes. 2416 01:40:03,163 --> 01:40:05,299 - Baby, girl, did he hurt you? 2417 01:40:05,299 --> 01:40:06,467 Did they hurt you? 2418 01:40:06,467 --> 01:40:08,202 - They're no gentlemen that I know of. 2419 01:40:08,202 --> 01:40:09,303 - Are you all right. 2420 01:40:09,303 --> 01:40:11,138 - Get her out of here, let's go. 2421 01:40:11,138 --> 01:40:12,773 - Thank God. 2422 01:40:12,773 --> 01:40:14,341 - You enjoy that money. 2423 01:40:14,341 --> 01:40:15,409 - Okay. 2424 01:40:15,409 --> 01:40:17,511 - So ridiculous, fuck. 2425 01:40:17,511 --> 01:40:19,446 - They didn't touch me. 2426 01:40:20,514 --> 01:40:22,850 - Made me pay $135,000. 2427 01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:24,651 (door close) 2428 01:40:24,651 --> 01:40:27,388 (engine revving) 2429 01:40:36,196 --> 01:40:38,632 (jazz music) 2430 01:40:45,973 --> 01:40:47,508 - Amaya. 2431 01:40:47,508 --> 01:40:48,609 Amaya! 2432 01:40:48,609 --> 01:40:49,843 - [Amaya] What? 2433 01:40:49,843 --> 01:40:50,878 - Can you get me some hot sauce 2434 01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:51,879 out of the cabinet, please? 2435 01:40:51,879 --> 01:40:53,180 - I'm not your maid. 2436 01:40:53,180 --> 01:40:55,082 - Amaya, I am getting really tired 2437 01:40:55,082 --> 01:40:56,517 of your smart mouth. 2438 01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:57,918 - Would you rather me have a dumb mouth 2439 01:40:57,918 --> 01:40:59,186 like cousin Alonzo. 2440 01:40:59,186 --> 01:41:01,588 - Oh, Lord, please don't let me kill this girl. 2441 01:41:01,588 --> 01:41:02,823 - You better not touch me 2442 01:41:02,823 --> 01:41:04,057 or I'm gonna call CPS. 2443 01:41:04,057 --> 01:41:05,192 - You wouldn't. 2444 01:41:05,192 --> 01:41:06,093 - Watch me. 2445 01:41:07,327 --> 01:41:10,998 - Either you beat her or I'm gonna beat you. 2446 01:41:12,966 --> 01:41:15,569 - [Amaya] No, stop, I'm sorry. 2447 01:41:15,569 --> 01:41:17,271 - That's right, whoo! 2448 01:41:17,271 --> 01:41:19,840 (all cheering) 2449 01:41:22,876 --> 01:41:24,178 - Whoo! 2450 01:41:24,178 --> 01:41:25,612 - About damn time. 2451 01:41:25,612 --> 01:41:27,815 - Girl with the belt like this. 2452 01:41:27,815 --> 01:41:30,184 - Bad ass little girl. 2453 01:41:30,184 --> 01:41:31,018 Shit. 2454 01:41:33,253 --> 01:41:34,488 What's up, girl? 2455 01:41:34,488 --> 01:41:37,491 - Hey, um, you coming over later tonight. 2456 01:41:37,491 --> 01:41:40,093 - And what the fuck am I coming over there for. 2457 01:41:40,093 --> 01:41:41,995 - Well, you said that if I did what you asked 2458 01:41:41,995 --> 01:41:45,098 that, you know, we would be together. 2459 01:41:45,098 --> 01:41:48,235 - Girl, I was just fuckin' with you man. 2460 01:41:48,235 --> 01:41:50,471 Nobody want your stink ass. 2461 01:41:50,471 --> 01:41:53,240 Oh, man, go brush your damn teeth. 2462 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:54,041 Damn, man. 2463 01:42:01,815 --> 01:42:03,617 (Amaya yelling) 2464 01:42:03,617 --> 01:42:04,618 - Smart ass. 2465 01:42:05,619 --> 01:42:07,154 No shame, son. 2466 01:42:07,154 --> 01:42:08,422 She gonna do it again. 2467 01:42:08,422 --> 01:42:09,356 Keep beating that ass. 2468 01:42:09,356 --> 01:42:11,024 - [Amaya] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 2469 01:42:11,024 --> 01:42:13,260 - Yeah, she feeling it now. 2470 01:42:14,428 --> 01:42:16,296 Girl got a nice swing, don't she? 2471 01:42:16,296 --> 01:42:18,999 - [Amaya] Mom, please, I'm sorry. 2472 01:42:18,999 --> 01:42:19,933 I love you. 2473 01:42:29,443 --> 01:42:30,544 (glass clinking) 2474 01:42:30,544 --> 01:42:32,045 - Excuse me everybody, I would like 2475 01:42:32,045 --> 01:42:33,380 to make a toast. 2476 01:42:34,314 --> 01:42:36,316 - You mean halitosis. 2477 01:42:36,316 --> 01:42:38,051 (Leroy laughing) 2478 01:42:38,051 --> 01:42:41,088 - Anyway, this toast is for 2479 01:42:41,088 --> 01:42:43,857 the most self-centered, arrogant, 2480 01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:47,494 son of a bitch that I know. 2481 01:42:47,494 --> 01:42:50,898 This toast is for that conniving ass Von. 2482 01:42:52,332 --> 01:42:55,569 I would also like to say that Madison didn't sleep 2483 01:42:55,569 --> 01:42:58,972 with Von and I didn't sleep with Preston. 2484 01:43:00,307 --> 01:43:03,210 It was all just a lie created by Von 2485 01:43:03,210 --> 01:43:05,212 to break you two up. 2486 01:43:05,212 --> 01:43:07,881 Don't do this shit, no, shut up. 2487 01:43:09,783 --> 01:43:13,253 Madison, Preston, I would like to apologize 2488 01:43:13,253 --> 01:43:16,023 for my part in all of this. 2489 01:43:16,023 --> 01:43:17,925 Please forgive me. 2490 01:43:17,925 --> 01:43:20,961 Oh, um, and Daddy, Alonzo and Von here, 2491 01:43:20,961 --> 01:43:23,063 they lied about all that money that came up missing. 2492 01:43:23,063 --> 01:43:24,831 - What the hell? 2493 01:43:24,831 --> 01:43:25,999 Why you gonna say my name. 2494 01:43:25,999 --> 01:43:27,501 Oh, you lie like shit. 2495 01:43:27,501 --> 01:43:29,102 That's why your breath smell like rotten eggs and shit. 2496 01:43:29,102 --> 01:43:29,937 - [Woman] I knew it. 2497 01:43:29,937 --> 01:43:31,338 - Bullshit. 2498 01:43:31,338 --> 01:43:32,673 - You are trash. 2499 01:43:34,007 --> 01:43:37,811 - Yeah, uh, can I get everybody's attention please. 2500 01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:44,484 So I've been wanting to say this for a while, 2501 01:43:44,484 --> 01:43:47,654 but I just was waiting for the right time 2502 01:43:47,654 --> 01:43:49,723 and I feel now since we have the whole family here 2503 01:43:49,723 --> 01:43:52,259 that this is the right time. 2504 01:43:52,259 --> 01:43:56,196 So Mr. Givens, I wanted to let you know 2505 01:43:56,196 --> 01:43:59,299 and your family that I love your daughter, Madison, 2506 01:43:59,299 --> 01:44:02,736 more than words could ever express, right? 2507 01:44:02,736 --> 01:44:06,807 And I want to spend the rest of my life with her. 2508 01:44:09,142 --> 01:44:11,912 Would you be so kind and let me have 2509 01:44:11,912 --> 01:44:14,681 your daughter's hand in marriage? 2510 01:44:16,116 --> 01:44:17,751 - Marry my baby girl? - Yes. 2511 01:44:17,751 --> 01:44:18,919 - Oh, hell no. 2512 01:44:20,087 --> 01:44:22,823 Ain't nobody good enough for my baby. 2513 01:44:22,823 --> 01:44:25,993 I don't care how much you paid them earlier. 2514 01:44:25,993 --> 01:44:28,061 - Maurice, how could you? 2515 01:44:28,996 --> 01:44:31,598 - He ain't good enough for her. 2516 01:44:32,499 --> 01:44:34,034 - [Together] Oh! 2517 01:44:34,034 --> 01:44:35,469 - If you're gonna act like this, 2518 01:44:35,469 --> 01:44:36,970 get outta my house. 2519 01:44:36,970 --> 01:44:39,573 I'm not gonna let you ruin these young people's future. 2520 01:44:39,573 --> 01:44:42,976 Get your drug dealing ass outta my house. 2521 01:44:45,212 --> 01:44:47,814 - All right, Preston, I'm happy. 2522 01:44:47,814 --> 01:44:48,915 - Speak up! 2523 01:44:48,915 --> 01:44:51,051 - All right, Preston. 2524 01:44:51,051 --> 01:44:53,587 I'd be happy if you'd be my son-in-law. 2525 01:44:53,587 --> 01:44:55,055 - Now that's better. 2526 01:44:55,055 --> 01:44:57,691 And by the way, you're sleeping on the doggie bed 2527 01:44:57,691 --> 01:45:00,761 and you better pay him every time back. 2528 01:45:00,761 --> 01:45:02,262 Now, Preston, dear, isn't there something 2529 01:45:02,262 --> 01:45:03,664 you wanted to do? 2530 01:45:04,665 --> 01:45:06,500 - Madison Givens, I... 2531 01:45:09,002 --> 01:45:10,437 I want to know... 2532 01:45:13,006 --> 01:45:13,840 This ring. 2533 01:45:16,343 --> 01:45:18,512 Make me, Preston Mitchell, 2534 01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:21,848 the happiest man in the world 2535 01:45:21,848 --> 01:45:23,784 by marrying me and being my wife. 2536 01:45:23,784 --> 01:45:26,286 - Yes, yes, yes, Preston, yes. 2537 01:45:27,688 --> 01:45:29,222 - Hallelujah! 2538 01:45:29,222 --> 01:45:30,157 Hallelujah! 2539 01:45:31,291 --> 01:45:33,860 (all cheering) 2540 01:45:36,363 --> 01:45:38,298 Hallelujah, hallelujah! 2541 01:45:39,132 --> 01:45:41,702 (all cheering) 2542 01:45:44,504 --> 01:45:45,338 - Yeah. 2543 01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:48,041 See that rock. 2544 01:45:48,041 --> 01:45:49,376 You see that rock. 2545 01:45:49,376 --> 01:45:52,112 So look, so family, just briefly, 2546 01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:54,848 I have to take care of some business, 2547 01:45:54,848 --> 01:45:56,783 may I step away for a second? 2548 01:45:56,783 --> 01:45:58,218 - Don't be too long. 2549 01:45:58,218 --> 01:45:59,252 - Mrs. Mitchell. 2550 01:45:59,252 --> 01:46:00,587 - Yes. - Yeah. 2551 01:46:00,587 --> 01:46:02,389 - [Hannah] Oh, my God. 2552 01:46:05,592 --> 01:46:08,462 - Come on, you can do it, you can do it. 2553 01:46:08,462 --> 01:46:11,064 - A chip off the old block. 2554 01:46:11,064 --> 01:46:13,900 (Rufus crunching) 2555 01:46:14,935 --> 01:46:16,436 - Married man now. 2556 01:46:17,671 --> 01:46:18,505 Oh, Von. 2557 01:46:22,008 --> 01:46:23,009 - Congrats bitch, I mean. 2558 01:46:23,009 --> 01:46:23,844 - Whoa. 2559 01:46:24,811 --> 01:46:25,645 - Bro. 2560 01:46:27,013 --> 01:46:29,216 I'm happy for you, man. 2561 01:46:29,216 --> 01:46:31,885 (Preston laughs) 2562 01:46:31,885 --> 01:46:34,654 - Know what, Von, thank you, man. 2563 01:46:35,856 --> 01:46:38,525 (punch strikes) 2564 01:46:41,962 --> 01:46:44,531 - Hey, dad, hey, guess what? 2565 01:46:44,531 --> 01:46:46,867 I'm about to beat the brakes off that thing. 2566 01:46:46,867 --> 01:46:49,136 - Oh, no you not, aw! 2567 01:46:49,136 --> 01:46:50,704 Hey, Ma! 2568 01:46:50,704 --> 01:46:51,905 Guess what? 2569 01:46:51,905 --> 01:46:52,973 - Oh, boy, just get the hell outta my face. 2570 01:46:52,973 --> 01:46:54,541 (Alonzo laughs) 2571 01:46:54,541 --> 01:46:56,176 - And that's what I thought, too. 2572 01:46:56,176 --> 01:46:58,411 Don't forget that shit either. 2573 01:46:58,411 --> 01:46:59,546 Once you strip it up, wreck that boss 2574 01:46:59,546 --> 01:47:01,648 like heaven ass, whoo hoo! 2575 01:47:04,117 --> 01:47:06,520 Ham hocks, were are you girl? 2576 01:47:10,123 --> 01:47:10,957 - Damn. 2577 01:47:14,294 --> 01:47:16,463 What took you so long? 2578 01:47:16,463 --> 01:47:18,031 - I had to take my pills again, 2579 01:47:18,031 --> 01:47:21,201 you know, get this baloney pony ready. 2580 01:47:25,572 --> 01:47:26,973 Yeah, yeah. 2581 01:47:26,973 --> 01:47:28,441 I'm the type of motherfucker to give up anything. 2582 01:47:28,441 --> 01:47:30,877 - Well, you about to have the time of your life. 2583 01:47:30,877 --> 01:47:31,711 You ready? 2584 01:47:31,711 --> 01:47:32,546 - Yes. 2585 01:47:32,546 --> 01:47:33,980 I'm ready. 2586 01:47:33,980 --> 01:47:34,981 (record scratching) 2587 01:47:34,981 --> 01:47:35,982 - What the fuck is that? 2588 01:47:35,982 --> 01:47:37,951 Oh, shit, that's a! 2589 01:47:37,951 --> 01:47:40,554 That's a fuckin', fuckin' dick. 2590 01:47:45,792 --> 01:47:47,928 Fuck, big ass dick. 2591 01:47:47,928 --> 01:47:51,364 - What, I thought a nigga was tryna fuck. 2592 01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:57,404 ♪ It's you, uh-huh 2593 01:47:57,404 --> 01:48:00,040 ♪ That got me thinking what I can live without ♪ 2594 01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:02,843 ♪ It's you, uh-huh that these niggas ♪ 2595 01:48:02,843 --> 01:48:05,645 ♪ Know I don't play about now girl ♪ 2596 01:48:05,645 --> 01:48:07,614 ♪ How to us came and made one 2597 01:48:07,614 --> 01:48:10,550 ♪ Had your fears and now they're gone ♪ 2598 01:48:10,550 --> 01:48:11,818 ♪ I stole your heart 2599 01:48:11,818 --> 01:48:14,921 ♪ And now I'm out here on the run ♪ 2600 01:48:14,921 --> 01:48:17,290 ♪ Doubters say we won't make it ♪ 2601 01:48:17,290 --> 01:48:19,693 ♪ Don't give him your heart, he'll just break it ♪ 2602 01:48:19,693 --> 01:48:22,095 ♪ And your crew saying I'm not true ♪ 2603 01:48:22,095 --> 01:48:23,997 ♪ Girl, you tell them that I got plans ♪ 2604 01:48:23,997 --> 01:48:25,265 ♪ For me and you 2605 01:48:25,265 --> 01:48:27,267 ♪ Doubters said we won't make it ♪ 2606 01:48:27,267 --> 01:48:29,769 ♪ Don't give him your heart, girl he'll just break it ♪ 2607 01:48:29,769 --> 01:48:32,005 ♪ So I guess I gotta prove 2608 01:48:32,005 --> 01:48:35,308 ♪ That I got plans for me and you ♪ 2609 01:48:35,308 --> 01:48:37,510 ♪ I'm not ashamed to say it 2610 01:48:37,510 --> 01:48:41,882 ♪ No you ain't gotta worry if I love you, girl ♪ 2611 01:48:41,882 --> 01:48:45,518 ♪ No, you ain't gotta worry 2612 01:48:45,518 --> 01:48:48,021 (funky music) 2613 01:49:10,210 --> 01:49:12,712 (all yelling) 2614 01:49:13,613 --> 01:49:16,116 (funky music) 2615 01:49:18,084 --> 01:49:19,586 - Goddamn it, man! 2616 01:49:21,788 --> 01:49:24,524 Hey, who got the Tiger Balm? 2617 01:49:24,524 --> 01:49:27,027 (funky music) 2618 01:49:43,843 --> 01:49:46,346 (funky music) 2619 01:49:49,516 --> 01:49:51,785 - I'm on the, baby, on top! 2620 01:49:53,286 --> 01:49:55,221 - Man, I'm tired of whipping 2621 01:49:55,221 --> 01:49:57,324 your goddamn Rod Hopper looking ass. 2622 01:49:57,324 --> 01:49:58,725 Been whippin' y'all ass every year. 2623 01:49:58,725 --> 01:50:00,994 - Look, I told you I got something special for your ass. 2624 01:50:00,994 --> 01:50:02,028 - Man, you ain't got shit 2625 01:50:02,028 --> 01:50:03,430 but another ass whippin' coming. 2626 01:50:03,430 --> 01:50:05,398 - I got my secret weapon. 2627 01:50:05,398 --> 01:50:06,232 - What? 2628 01:50:10,236 --> 01:50:11,471 - Hey, Boo-Boo. 2629 01:50:13,473 --> 01:50:15,008 - Boo-Boo? 2630 01:50:15,008 --> 01:50:17,677 (western music) 2631 01:50:23,316 --> 01:50:24,684 - Oh, shit, huh. 2632 01:50:24,684 --> 01:50:26,920 I'm about to play the game. 2633 01:50:28,888 --> 01:50:30,924 Let's really rock and roll. 2634 01:50:30,924 --> 01:50:33,426 (funky music) 2635 01:50:56,783 --> 01:50:58,184 - Hey, can you even catch? 2636 01:50:58,184 --> 01:50:59,719 - Yeah, I could catch. 2637 01:50:59,719 --> 01:51:01,221 - Well, catch this mitten. 2638 01:51:01,221 --> 01:51:02,055 (breath fires) 2639 01:51:02,055 --> 01:51:03,656 - Fire breath, hut. 2640 01:51:08,094 --> 01:51:10,530 (breath fires) 2641 01:51:10,530 --> 01:51:13,099 (breath fires) 2642 01:51:18,571 --> 01:51:20,573 (all yelling) 2643 01:51:20,573 --> 01:51:22,442 - I'm running past your holy ass. 2644 01:51:22,442 --> 01:51:24,310 You don't want none of this, Unc? 2645 01:51:24,310 --> 01:51:25,145 - Yo, yo, yo, get, get, get, go. 2646 01:51:25,145 --> 01:51:26,146 - Touchdown! 2647 01:51:42,662 --> 01:51:43,663 - You ready. 2648 01:51:43,663 --> 01:51:44,898 - Are you ready? 2649 01:51:44,898 --> 01:51:46,099 Yo, ready, hey, give me the ball. 2650 01:51:46,099 --> 01:51:47,367 (Maurice grunting) 2651 01:51:47,367 --> 01:51:50,570 - Encyclopedia page 44, 42, a second opinion. 2652 01:51:50,570 --> 01:51:52,205 - Fuckin' nerd. - Go! 2653 01:51:53,807 --> 01:51:55,075 - Go. 2654 01:51:55,075 --> 01:51:57,277 - [Madison] Your dad's open there. 2655 01:51:57,277 --> 01:51:59,746 (funky music) 2656 01:52:10,590 --> 01:52:13,159 - Ready, get, get, get till you love me, 2657 01:52:13,159 --> 01:52:15,762 get, get, till you love, set, go. 2658 01:52:15,762 --> 01:52:18,264 (all yelling) 2659 01:52:21,668 --> 01:52:24,170 (funky music) 2660 01:52:32,979 --> 01:52:35,482 (funky music)