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BIKER CHICKS IN LOVE
A glittercore movie by Dorothy Bonichon
Patriarchy worshipper
Maybe that's a bit too much.
Come on girl, start over. Let's fondle on big titties later.
The sun is setting behind the sea.
Chrome-coloured letters appear on the horizon: Biker Chicks In Love.
It has to be wilder!
Mom: Remember me? I brought you into the world!
She's insane!
A motorbike zooms across the pink-coloured plain feverishly.
It skids to a halt before the precipice.
Through the mist,
we can make out two purple silhouettes.
Naked, smeared with blood,
two biker girls are wrapped around each other on a bike.
Their huge Lolo Ferrari bosoms
barely concealed by their machine guns,
knock together every time they kiss.
The rider plunges her hands sensually
between the driver's legs
pulling out a freshly decapitated man's head.
She throws it into the sea, and they start tearing off their helmets.
Their slimey chipolata lips
kiss furiously.
The Golden Vulva Best Short Film.
Their bubbling desire for big titties
and revolution inflate their sex that are now filling up the sky.
In a cyprine tornado,
their giant pussies suck up every fascist pig in the universe.
Yes, I finally got it, I did it!
So?
I'm sorry.
But you promised it would work this time...
I know Dorothy...
You do know your script is not easy easy...
They said it's a little too...
Not enough...
Not mainstream enough?
Yes... Then again,
a gory comedy
with revolutionary, lesbian terrorists
taking out every heterosexual man alive...
They feel left out...
But you know... For me it's not all negative.
They said...
She has a strong creative vision...
A strong creative vision.
They suggest you should write something more intimist.
Don't tell me to write an auto-fiction!
So, who did get the grant?
Well nothing official, I'm not sure...
It would seem that it went to...
- Who? - Xena Lodan!
Xena Lodan?
Xena Lodan, the 7th art wunderkid...
Before 30, she has 19 films under her belt
and 37 César awards,
she rules over the movie industry.
Right from her first feature,
an almost "self-produced" film at just 18,
except for that little bit of Daddy's cash
she became
a real phenomenon.
SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS
In this masterpiece, tremendous Xena shines
both before and behind the camera.
I remember the first time I saw him,
he was handsome, tall,
such a complex man...
The filmmaker who never stops reinventing herself to stay hype
is getting back on set.
Activist in 2016,
intimist in 2018,
conservative in 2020...
What trend will she follow next?
Xena Lodan?
They really only give to the rich!
Please don't get all worked up Dorothy...
You know Xena's so hype now but it'll pass.
Believe me we're still gonna do the film.
It'll just be a little harder.
You mean you still can't pay me?
Until we get some funding, it's impossible.
You know, it's not easy for me either!
Company overheads and all that...
But I've been writing for three years. I can't wait anymore!
Why don't we just shoot with no money? We'll have more freedom!
How did they do Akerman, Lizzie Borden,
Shirley Clarke or Ulrike Ottinger?
Dorothy, you have to take on constructive criticism
and tone it down a bit.
Follow their leads on the re-write, boo...
Just try to be less...
you!
You can do it.
Good luck to you.
Hey it's not that bad, at worst we'll shoot next year.
Go on! And take care!
Good care!
A motorbike zooms...
Ghosting me? Not glam enough for you?
A motorbike zooms across the pink-coloured plain.
Naked, smeared with blood,
the girls are wrapped around each other on a bike.
Their huge bosoms...
No, not huge bosoms!
Otherwise...
A motorbike zooms across the pink-coloured plain feverishly...
No, if we start off butt naked,
they won't like it!
Skip to the romantic part.
Some decency!
Dressed up properly,
the bikers are wrapped around each other.
The driver takes off her helmet,
revealing her face and freeing her divine mane.
There we go, that'll give them a boner.
The butch takes off her helmet too.
Not a butch that will scare them off...
Straight people... No, I'd rather die!
The muscly man explodes.
Tattooed on the severed head: "Financier".
If I write that I'm dead!
No beheading or bitching... Only good taste.
You know what, no biker chick either...
15. Cliff.
There, you win! No dykes! Nothing trashy!
Just a sunset, can't get more universal!
Feeling sad?
You want Mommy?
Come and bang a MILF from your area...
U there?
Mom: So you're alive! Need me for anything?
We didn't get the funding... My shoot has been cancelled again...
Maybe if u weren't into that weird stuff...
Is this some kind of conspiracy?
BLOCKED
Block me all you want, your "films" aren't mainstream!
Shut up!
Shut your mouth you dirty dyke!
ROMY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Vampires, stakes in hearts... What difference does it make ?
Romy, something's wrong...
I'm your best friend, talk to me.
- If you're feeling too much anxiety... - Willow!
I can't take it anymore.
I don't have the strength.
Killing monsters, it's easy,
but living is hard.
It's all so violent here...
Everything I feel...
Everything I touch...
That is hell.
You lost already...
Kill billions of demons
there will always be another
and another...
Romy!
Dorothy...
If you wanna make films,
you gotta have talent Dorothy!
Did you really think blocking me was enough to ditch your mommy?
Big fail, sweetheart.
Mommy?
Can you come and help me? I'm struggling here!
Are you on a shampoo strike sweetheart?
My friend Patou says our bedrooms reflect our inner selves.
At first I found that stupid but when I see the shithole you live in,
I think
my Patou is on to something!
It's honestly so filthy in here.
Even filthier than your ratty hair!
Stop!
I'm very accepting...
but don't push it!
I was fine
when you came out as a dyke... I mean lesbian...
But shit!
Can't you try and be a bit more feminine?
What's that MILF thing?
Is it my pussy you want to eat?
You're almost 30 sweetie pie.
It's time to pull yourself together
Why don't you find a normal job
and make some money?
You ashamed of where you come from?
Why don't you make movies like her?
I'm such a big fan!
Shut up!
You really are special...
As a kid you were special already,
obsessed with big titties.
You'll never be part of the film community.
They're not like you and I!
All this film thing's over!
Come home now!
Come back Dorothy!
It's your mother talking!
You come back!
Come back, Dorothy!
My daughter,
come back!
Hello?
Yes...
Yes, I got you...
Petula?
Biker Chicks in Love
That bitch...
Oh Xena Lodan,
hype priestess, today I implore you.
Please come down to earth and give me everything I wish for.
Money, glory...
Also I'd like my hair to stop frizzing even when it rains.
I'm begging you. And also...
Fuck!
I think I'm allergic to latex!
Dorothy?
It's not what you think!
I can explain!
Everything!
You're a lousy producer and demonic!
All I wanted was to make a blockbuster...
I'm not a bad person I swear...
Who dares to summon me?
Me the sublime Xena Lodan!
You are not ready for so much hype!
So much beauty and talent!
It's just you two losers!
If I'd known I wouldn't have glammed up...
Come on, bow down to me girls.
I beg you, help me!
I just can't take making niche films with this dyke anymore.
Traitress!
Poor thing!
Aren't you fed up funding your films with your welfare checks?
Well I can't promise to make miracles
but with a few drops
of this precious liquid
you should become a little less pathetic.
OK, back to business losers!
I've got cool films to shoot!
Ta ta!
She really thinks we're gonna drink this...
Take some, I've left you a bit!
Don't be thick Dorothy, drink up.
It's your chance!
Xena Lodan's Sparkle :
For the lucky one who gets to drink a drop of my blood.
You'll get the Hype you were lacking.
Can be taken orally or rectally.
Drink up Dorothy, drink up!
What a scam!
Are you feeling it?
Petula?
Are you there?
We do make a great team you and I!
I'm so proud of you, my sweetheart!
I always dreamed of going to Cannes in a beautiful dress like this.
Merci beaucoup, bonsoir.
Thank you all for being here.
Before we let you enjoy the film,
I just want to say to Dorothy
how happy I am
that we're here in Cannes today...
It hasn't always been easy
but we made it.
To Dorothy!
Bravo my darling!
Bravo boo!
Love you!
But above all
thanks to our guardian angel
Xena Lodan!
Waiting on my thank you, nerd!
NAUGHTY GIRLFRIENDS
That's not my film!
Do not make a scene, we're in Cannes!
What the fuck is that?
You disgust me!
You always ruin everything Dorothy!
You don't like me?
Well the feeling is mutual!
Again!
Dressed like a tramp!
We were this close to the Palme d'Or...
You think you can do what you want?
Well nothing comes for free, Hon!
You won't get away from me Dorothy!
After an endless journey,
my demons were finally behind me.
Between the bikers boobs
I felt invincible.
From now on,
nothing, no one could stop us.
Now
that's my dream film!
I kinda like to dyke around...
She always ruins everything.
But I won't let it happen this time.
I'll direct this movie. No one can stop me.
Who do I have to sleep with to get a role?
Let me go!
Faking it, there is the secret
every great actress keeps.
Stop! All I wanted was a bit of support!
Never satisfied!
You won't even give me a role!
Egoist!
You are sour.
I am not sour!
Sourpussy, sourpussy!
I am not sour!
I'm not sour!
I'll never be like you mom!
Surrender cinema, Dorothy!
Sourpussy, it's not over!
You'll never get away with this Dorothy!
I can't take it anymore, it's too hard.
Dorothy...
This is your film Dorothy.
Don't listen!
Fuck that desperate wannabe.
Every time you try to believe in yourself,
I'll be here to knock you down again.
Xena loses her arrogance.
Everything you do is mediocre!
Girls like you shouldn't exist!
Xena soon is just a shadow of herself.
You're gonna rot in this dirty hole forever bitch!
Forever! Sourpussy!
She shouts herself hoarse, she's pathetic.
Forever!
What the hell is that?
I am the financier,
tremble before me!
I'll banish you from the film community!
Gross!
Are you nearly finished my sweet?
Can't wait to read it.
Fuck them all sweetie...
You'll make your film, whatevs...
THE DEMONS OF DOROTHY
Subtitling TITRAFILM