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‎人生最重要的是什麼？

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‎沒錯

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‎是錢

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‎但錢從哪來呢，小混蛋？

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‎從別人的身上賺來

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‎別告訴別人，希望你重新考慮

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‎好

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‎-妳在畫什麼？
‎-沒有啊

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‎好吧

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‎我可以看嗎？

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‎-給你的
‎-給我的？

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‎-這是誰？
‎-你

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‎-那是我？
‎-對

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‎妳真的超沒天分

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‎媽，我沒聽到我生理時鐘的聲音

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‎瑪麗亞，別再比較了
‎妳該有的都有了，對吧？

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‎我有什麼？

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‎有個完美的男人在身邊，聰明又性感

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‎-媽！
‎-他一定能讓妳懷孕

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‎也許我不想要懷孕

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‎媽，人生還有很多可能

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‎（新貼文）

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‎（分享）

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‎（《安東妮亞》）

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‎-別這樣
‎-是什麼？

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‎好漂亮，是新的吧？

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‎對

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‎人家送的

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‎-她坐在那邊
‎-我拿過去

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‎是我的了

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‎天啊，妳動作好快

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‎拉瑞莎，幹嘛跑來跑去？

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‎你們覺得怎樣？

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‎很不錯，但是…

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‎太吵了，機場的關係

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‎是啊，我們有間閣樓公寓
‎比較舊一點

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‎當然了，沒有花園
‎但有屋頂露台和泳池

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‎他有間類似大小的公寓

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‎可惜沒有花園，在頂樓

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‎可是有個游泳池

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‎-聽起來不錯
‎-對

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‎是老公寓，所以我不太確定
‎我比較喜歡…

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‎年輕一點的

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‎現代一點的

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‎妳是不是在想我
‎不然怎麼笑容滿面？

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‎沒有，我是在想
‎你要諂媚安凱薩琳到什麼程度

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‎妳怎麼不去晚上的頒獎典禮？

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‎我跟朋友週末要去玩

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‎你知道朋友是什麼嗎？

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‎真好笑

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‎這樣很好，妳週末可以順便校稿

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‎安凱薩琳說不去典禮的人要校稿

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‎不行，我馬上就要走了

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‎妳週末可以做

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‎謝了

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‎亞妮娜

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‎-安東
‎-好可愛

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‎謝謝，你可以按個讚

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‎讓他們幻想蔚藍海岸的別墅

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‎蔚藍海岸會有一間房子

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‎但是呢

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‎只給我們住

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‎所以你們要拿起他媽的電話，然後…

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‎媽的

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‎幹

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‎糟糕

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‎他媽的

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‎媽咪，我沒說我討厭小孩

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‎我每天工作都要跟30個小孩在一起

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‎-因為我還沒準備好
‎-妳何時才會準備好？

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎線上試鏡

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‎-…小妳兩歲…
‎-對

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‎…已經兩個孩子了

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‎-結果呢？
‎-別只會說“對”

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‎我會拒絕，角色很爛

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‎我還想抱孫呢，免得…

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‎媽？

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‎-喂！
‎-喂？

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‎-喂！
‎-喂？

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‎-瑪麗亞，聽得到嗎？喂！
‎-訊號…有點…

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‎天哪

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‎尼爾斯怎麼沒借你整套西裝？

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‎他的褲子不合身

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‎好，這裡不能弄得亂七八糟
‎我們就快走了

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‎是的，媽媽

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‎不能傳簡訊告知嗎？

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‎跟普通人一樣？

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‎他們是朋友

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‎妳的行李呢？

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‎在家裡

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‎我說我會來接妳下班

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‎是啊，你來了

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‎對，這樣就能馬上走了

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‎你應該告訴我的

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‎喂！

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‎喂

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‎謝謝

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‎所以

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‎尼爾斯邀我們來他家
‎結果自己遲到？

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‎這是他爸的房子

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‎好想要有這樣的爸爸

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‎你不會想要的

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‎走吧

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‎我帶你去看海

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‎尼爾斯，開慢點
‎我不太舒服，快吐了

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‎妳知道這表示我得殺了妳吧？

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‎血比嘔吐物更難清理，你很清楚

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‎妳緊張嗎？

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‎你沒罪惡感嗎？

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‎你沒罪惡感嗎？

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‎你是怎麼回事？

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‎他們有房子的鑰匙嗎？

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‎怎麼會有？

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‎不知道，但我的車在這裡

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‎那他們需要車鑰匙，不是房子的鑰匙

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‎我只是在想，他們是不是已經進去了

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‎怎麼進去？他們又沒鑰匙

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‎別那麼急

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‎-等一下
‎-幹嘛？

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‎你這裡有東西

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‎舔掉就好了

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‎他們來了！

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‎嘿，你們去海灘嗎？

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‎嘿

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‎-嘿
‎-嗨，寶貝

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‎嗨

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‎-哈囉
‎-哈囉

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‎你留了鬍子

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‎-我去拿行李，好嗎？
‎-嘿

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‎-哈囉，抱歉
‎-嗨

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‎-要幫忙嗎？
‎-不用，沒關係

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‎我來幫忙

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‎好，各位，我建議一開始

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‎每個人先分享過去幾個禮拜的心得

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‎其他人安靜聆聽，不要插話

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‎不要批評，不要羞辱

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‎然後再來看我們從這個經驗
‎學到什麼，好嗎？

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‎不要碰

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‎那是我爸的寶貝

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‎-但這都是你的
‎-對

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‎我是我爸的寶貝

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‎能先整理行李嗎？

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‎好嗎？

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‎好主意，來吧

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‎一定會很好玩

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‎-妳跟他談過了嗎？
‎-沒有，什麼時候？

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‎我們去整理行李吧

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‎嘿

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‎可以傳簡訊就好嗎？

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‎-我可能要跟她談談
‎-現在不行

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‎天哪

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‎我只是想抽根菸

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‎還是妳想聊什麼嗎？

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‎我…

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‎沒有？

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‎好，我去乾洗店
‎拿了妳冬天的外套，在衣櫥裡

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‎謝謝

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‎能聊聊嗎？

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‎好啊，要聊什麼？

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‎過去四個禮拜的事

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‎好啊，這四個禮拜
‎我沒有一天睡得安穩

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‎你知道尼爾斯睡覺會怎樣嗎？

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‎他躺在那裡睡覺，然後這樣

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‎所以你們睡同一張床？

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‎沒有

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‎但我很期待再躺在沙發上
‎跟你抱在一起

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‎我好想你

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‎我也很想妳

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‎妮娜…

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‎你有買白酒嗎？

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‎我不知道

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‎好

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‎我去看看

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‎媽的

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‎-嘿
‎-嘿

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‎幼稚園還好嗎？

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‎不錯，又有同事懷孕了

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‎妳呢？混蛋安東還好嗎？

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‎他今天可能會拿到一個爛獎
‎我沒機會當編委了

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‎什麼？別讓他們欺負妳

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‎-妳的點閱數很多
‎-是啊

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‎對啊，妳有買白酒嗎？

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‎有

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‎-太好了
‎-要喝嗎？

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‎好，因為要拍照
‎我要超越他的粉絲人數

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‎應該不會太難吧？

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‎我有關注他
‎那隻無毛貓是怎麼回事？

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‎對，那隻貓，我不懂

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‎是種無毛的埃及貓
‎不會讓人過敏等等的

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‎問他的話，他會跟妳講一堆

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎我們能聊一下嗎？

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‎當然，隨時都能聊，這是素的嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎酒

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‎我看一下，西萬尼，12％

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‎裡面沒有絞肉

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‎絞肉？

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‎可能不是素的，對不起

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‎好吧

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‎妳沒事吧？

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‎我們晚點再聊

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‎好

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‎沒問題，你有什麼想法？

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‎你能走開嗎？

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‎新大樓？當然，我有幾棟

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‎有點超出妳的預算，博沙科夫太太

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‎沒錯，1.75

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‎太好了，我現在就寄給妳

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‎好，晚點再談，博沙科夫太太，再見

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‎你好了嗎？

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‎謝謝

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‎嘿

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‎妳在幹嘛？

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‎燙衣服

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‎我拿個東西

221
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,760
‎-亞妮娜還在外面？
‎-對

222
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,800
‎在拍照

223
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,040
‎會拍很久

224
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,960
‎-我們買了香檳？
‎-好像在裡面很久了

225
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,600
‎所以呢？妳何時要告訴她？

226
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,240
‎妳跟他說了？

227
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,640
‎她不需要講，班

228
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,560
‎你們會來，我覺得還滿沒禮貌的

229
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,880
‎-我和班…
‎-妳和班，兩個人？

230
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,920
‎-我們有…我們…
‎-對，你們…

231
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,960
‎你們同意交換伴侶，但規定不能做愛

232
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,800
‎這本身就是個很蠢的想法

233
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,560
‎你們大概就像兔子一樣瘋狂做愛

234
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,440
‎然後你們來這裡要跟我們分手？

235
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,680
‎-尼爾斯，我們…
‎-班，閉嘴

236
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,760
‎繃帶給妳

237
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,560
‎我很期待今晚
‎因為你們要告訴亞妮娜

238
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,640
‎嘿，我剛看了妳的初稿

239
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,680
‎還不錯，但少了點吸引力

240
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:06,000
‎我想看妳週末後交出來的作品

241
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,120
‎如果不錯，我們再來談妳升遷的事

242
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,000
‎我要跟安東去頒獎典禮了
‎祝妳好運，再見

243
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,320
‎這玩意兒有藍芽吧？

244
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,480
‎叫什麼？算了，我找到了

245
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,280
‎做個實驗怎麼樣？

246
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,760
‎不要，不要再實驗了

247
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,800
‎為什麼？

248
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,000
‎會出什麼差錯？

249
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,840
‎我看過文章說
‎情侶看著對方的眼睛四分鐘

250
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,680
‎就能建立親密關係

251
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,360
‎-你看過？
‎-對，我也看過

252
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,800
‎-真的？
‎-對啊

253
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,000
‎在《艾瑪》看到的？

254
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,280
‎是在《芭芭拉》，裡面還有食譜

255
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,200
‎妳不能吃有陰影的東西吧？

256
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,280
‎然後呢？

257
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,720
‎那篇情侶的文章

258
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,480
‎他們很快就明白對彼此的感覺

259
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,480
‎照他們的說法，一定是非常強烈

260
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,640
‎你想這樣做？

261
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,000
‎你要看著我的眼睛四分鐘
‎不講廢話？

262
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:19,920
‎他辦不到

263
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,520
‎我也不懂，尼爾斯

264
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,280
‎對，這可能威脅到
‎你新找到的幸福吧，班？

265
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,960
‎什麼新找到的幸福？

266
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,080
‎有什麼我不知道的嗎？

267
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,400
‎問得好，兩位
‎有什麼是亞妮娜不知道的嗎？

268
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,840
‎你可以別再挑釁嗎？

269
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,760
‎當然，如果你們不再演戲的話

270
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,920
‎演什麼戲？

271
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,680
‎我們兩個人是配角

272
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,600
‎尼爾斯！

273
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,000
‎你們打算裝多久？

274
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,280
‎天哪，我好笨

275
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,880
‎你們上床了

276
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,720
‎-對
‎-妮娜，這不是我們計劃…

277
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,960
‎你們當然沒有計劃要這樣

278
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,240
‎所以你四個禮拜前才那麼興奮

279
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,360
‎現在你們找到真愛了？

280
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,640
‎等等，沒人提到真愛這件事

281
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,120
‎什麼意思？

282
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,200
‎你愛上她了嗎？

283
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,920
‎你愛上她了嗎？

284
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,120
‎妮娜，我…

285
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,520
‎-妳瘋了嗎？這…
‎-我瘋了嗎？

286
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,120
‎-酒精很刺激
‎-你瘋了嗎？我們訂了規則

287
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,280
‎我們只是想談談

288
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,560
‎規則很重要，你們還照樣上床
‎你知道這件事？

289
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,760
‎是的話，可以指定妳潑的飲料嗎？

290
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,120
‎博沙科夫先生，是的，不會，我有空

291
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,680
‎好

292
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,560
‎沒問題，都在這裡，我馬上寄過去

293
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,880
‎-給你
‎-謝謝

294
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,680
‎好，沒問題，兩分鐘就會收到信，對

295
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,000
‎不會，我隨時為你效勞，週末愉快

296
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,080
‎-你…
‎-等一下

297
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,480
‎好了

298
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,200
‎我們繼續吧

299
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,680
‎你背叛了我

300
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,360
‎-我們無意傷害妳
‎-妳沒有罪惡感？

301
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,920
‎我們從小就認識，妳一點也不在乎？

302
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520
‎不，我…

303
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,720
‎我要去廁所

304
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,760
‎“大便”是暗示嗎？

305
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,680
‎你去還是我去？

306
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:52,880
‎我去

307
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,000
‎我覺得你們其實很配

308
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,920
‎-給我閉嘴
‎-說說而已

309
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,080
‎他很敏感，多愁善感

310
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,120
‎善解人意

311
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,400
‎朝氣蓬勃

312
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,920
‎真實誠懇

313
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,240
‎我的天啊

314
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,840
‎溫和善良

315
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,840
‎算是

316
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,280
‎真正的朋友

317
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,840
‎慘了，我不行

318
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,320
‎妮娜？還好嗎？

319
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,880
‎-對
‎-我要進去了，好嗎？

320
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,840
‎不要

321
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,200
‎妮娜，我…

322
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,920
‎抱歉，我並不想這樣讓妳知道

323
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,720
‎這出乎我的意料

324
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,600
‎尼爾斯搶先一步說出來了

325
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,600
‎妳還好嗎？

326
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,880
‎那是驗孕棒嗎？

327
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,400
‎我在垃圾桶裡找到的

328
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,360
‎幹

329
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,360
‎廁所怎麼有驗孕棒？

330
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,560
‎-什麼？
‎-是妳的嗎？

331
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,480
‎不是

332
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,240
‎妳為什麼要驗孕？

333
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,320
‎-誰說是我的？
‎-不是我的

334
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400
‎-不是瑪麗亞的
‎-可能是尼爾斯的

335
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,760
‎-什麼？
‎-啥？

336
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,840
‎驗孕結果呈陽性
‎可能表示男生有睪丸癌

337
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,920
‎拜託

338
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,280
‎所以你們也睡在一起，對吧？

339
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:53,080
‎-你為什麼覺得我們…
‎-我問你們是不是睡在一起

340
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,000
‎有嗎？

341
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,120
‎不能算是睡覺啦

342
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,240
‎-開什麼玩笑？
‎-幹

343
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,680
‎你們一副正義凜然的樣子
‎自己卻沒遵守規則

344
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,040
‎白痴規則

345
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,760
‎對，白痴規則

346
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,600
‎結果是陽性的？

347
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,000
‎不知道，我看不懂

348
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,280
‎這不關你們的事！

349
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:23,080
‎等一下，如果妳懷孕了
‎那至少跟另一個人有關

350
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,200
‎這跟大家都有關係

351
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,640
‎為什麼？你不是想跟瑪麗亞在一起？

352
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,000
‎-白痴驗孕棒
‎-我誤會了嗎？

353
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,680
‎讓我看結果

354
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:34,960
‎陽性的

355
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,280
‎什麼？

356
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,720
‎妳原本打算什麼時候講？

357
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,600
‎我想等一段時間

358
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,520
‎為什麼？還有別的父親人選嗎？

359
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,360
‎你瘋了嗎？這什麼意思？

360
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,160
‎我是人盡可夫嗎？

361
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,160
‎我的意思是

362
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,240
‎妳假裝是受害者
‎結果懷了尼爾斯的孩子

363
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,920
‎-妳是怎麼了？
‎-反正你想離開她了

364
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,680
‎關你什麼事？

365
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,280
‎孩子可能是他的

366
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,440
‎我跟她在一起兩年，當然跟我有關

367
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,440
‎…然後仗勢欺人

368
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,240
‎我只是說…

369
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,520
‎喂！

370
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,840
‎-天啊
‎-你在開玩笑嗎？

371
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,120
‎去你的

372
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,040
‎去你的

373
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,800
‎去你的

374
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,200
‎對，去你的

375
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,520
‎去你的

376
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:57,960
‎不，去你的

377
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,600
‎-去你的
‎-去你的

378
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,680
‎要喝一口嗎？

379
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,640
‎不對，妳暫時應該不能喝

380
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:41,960
‎妮娜？

381
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,000
‎幹嘛？

382
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,280
‎為什麼？

383
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,720
‎什麼為什麼？

384
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,600
‎妳之前想殺了我嗎？

385
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,520
‎對

386
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,040
‎也許我真的想殺了你

387
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,800
‎我不懂

388
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,200
‎為什麼？

389
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,160
‎反正妳想跟我分手了

390
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,320
‎我沒有想要跟你分手

391
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,360
‎但你們打算這麼做

392
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,200
‎我們打算怎樣？

393
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,840
‎我沒有打算要怎樣

394
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,400
‎恭喜

395
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,520
‎你要當爸爸了

396
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,440
‎你們不會算嗎？

397
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,880
‎你們都可能是爸爸

398
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,800
‎-我們應該談談
‎-對

399
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,320
‎我覺得男生叫喬納斯不錯

400
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,120
‎你不在乎吧？

401
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,480
‎因為我不怕孩子可能是我的？

402
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,560
‎早知道會變這樣

403
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,640
‎我絕對不會跟你提起這個爛實驗

404
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,600
‎要是能遵守規則就沒事了

405
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,400
‎-你還有臉說
‎-好，別吵了

406
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,240
‎我們都犯了錯

407
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,120
‎妳懷孕了

408
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,280
‎我們都屈服於某種狗屁觀念

409
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,040
‎什麼觀念？

410
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,640
‎單一伴侶才可行

411
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,520
‎單一伴侶有什麼不對？

412
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,600
‎有些動物跟人類一樣只有一個伴侶

413
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,680
‎-抱歉，誰只有一個伴侶？
‎-對

414
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,600
‎看看四周

415
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,320
‎妮娜，講出三種
‎單一伴侶的哺乳類動物

416
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,440
‎狼

417
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,240
‎狐狸

418
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,320
‎企鵝是遠距離關係

419
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,400
‎胡說八道

420
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,960
‎-是真的，有些鳥和海豚也是
‎-海豚會輪姦

421
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,120
‎哺乳類是直覺的動物
‎人類就是哺乳類

422
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,720
‎但人有感情

423
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,640
‎妳這個素食主義者
‎主張動物沒有感情

424
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,480
‎不是，但人的感情可以反應出來

425
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,800
‎可以嗎？

426
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,880
‎我們可能不像企鵝
‎嚴格遵循單一伴侶制

427
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,000
‎但人類是性慾很強的動物

428
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,600
‎你們的繁殖欲很強

429
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,160
‎如果都是為了性愛
‎幹嘛訂那些白痴規則？

430
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,840
‎交換的重點不是性愛

431
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,200
‎交換伴侶一定是為了性愛，瑪麗亞

432
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,080
‎編輯室的人說，有些人交換伴侶後
‎又重回愛人的懷抱

433
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,080
‎沒錯，前兩個禮拜

434
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,000
‎可能會很享受自由

435
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,160
‎但之後就明白
‎自己真正想要和重視的是什麼

436
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,240
‎你們編輯團隊有多少人做過？

437
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,520
‎尼爾斯，我之前並不快樂

438
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,360
‎妳怎麼不跟我講？

439
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,640
‎只有一個人在講話是不夠的

440
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,360
‎有些伴侶待在一起，生了小孩

441
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,560
‎一切都很好

442
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,280
‎但他們都不做愛了

443
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,320
‎我們還有

444
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,680
‎我們現在可能只剩這個共同點了

445
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,560
‎但我們想知道這段感情少了什麼

446
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,480
‎為什麼不完美

447
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,600
‎妳知道了嗎？

448
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,280
‎什麼？

449
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,440
‎少了什麼？

450
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,720
‎班會敞開心房

451
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,600
‎他會講自己的感受

452
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,680
‎他還會講自己的恐懼

453
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,600
‎尼爾斯

454
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,320
‎太棒了，我很佩服你

455
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,360
‎我覺得很好

456
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,320
‎妳怎麼不說妳需要這個？

457
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,480
‎之前我不知道

458
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,040
‎那是我的問題嗎？

459
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,480
‎是我的錯嗎？因為…

460
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,840
‎-你之前快樂嗎？
‎-我很快樂

461
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,520
‎那一千個日子我都很快樂

462
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,240
‎我現在就能講出我最快樂的那一天

463
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,360
‎你很快樂的那一天

464
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,400
‎我沒這樣說，但有時候我們很…

465
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,360
‎為什麼不能每天都快樂？

466
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,600
‎-我是實事求是
‎-或憤世嫉俗

467
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,880
‎不對，這不是憤世嫉俗

468
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,520
‎美滿的感情不必每天都開開心心

469
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,680
‎誰也想喝一杯嗎？

470
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,680
‎我記不得自己上次
‎真正覺得快樂是什麼時候了

471
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,640
‎這很正常

472
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,000
‎不開心的事總是牢記在心
‎快樂的時光卻記不得

473
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,320
‎所以才會那麼討厭舊情人

474
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,440
‎你現在討厭我嗎？

475
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,640
‎妮娜，我沒這麼說

476
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,640
‎所以我們還在一起

477
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,240
‎要是我們當時很幸福

478
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,960
‎妳就不會提議要交換伴侶

479
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,400
‎班，這不是我提議的

480
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,160
‎我告訴瑪麗亞這件事，是她想交換的

481
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,120
‎真愛告狀

482
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,800
‎這是事實

483
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,160
‎這有什麼差別？

484
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,200
‎我想做那個實驗

485
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,920
‎什麼實驗？

486
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,560
‎剛才說的那個

487
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,160
‎-哪個？
‎-看著對方

488
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,400
‎妳要盯著我們
‎其中一個人的眼睛四分鐘？

489
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,960
‎我要看著班的眼睛四分鐘

490
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,520
‎我們需要手錶

491
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,080
‎我有

492
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,680
‎很好

493
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,680
‎好吧

494
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,880
‎閉上嘴巴，看著對方的眼睛四分鐘

495
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,880
‎直到鈴響，好嗎？

496
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,160
‎四分鐘

497
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,400
‎開始

498
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,000
‎天哪，靠

499
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,560
‎幹

500
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,760
‎拿桶子！

501
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,120
‎-去拿桶子
‎-幹

502
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,200
‎-我要拍照
‎-去拿桶子

503
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,760
‎不，我要拍照，她需要粉絲

504
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,920
‎會超越卡戴珊那家人喔

505
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,400
‎-幹，好噁
‎-班！桶子在儲藏室

506
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,280
‎班！在廚房裡

507
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,240
‎一點…

508
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,240
‎嘟嘴，快點

509
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,920
‎這是報應，各位，這是因果報應

510
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,480
‎妳瘋了嗎？

511
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,400
‎快去拿桶子

512
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,400
‎好啦

513
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,840
‎還有抹布和紙巾

514
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,360
‎好，在廚房裡，瑪麗亞

515
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,560
‎靠

516
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,360
‎（時間到）

517
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,800
‎老兄，你跟我一樣享受嗎？

518
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,840
‎-妳在幹嘛？
‎-我要回家

519
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,320
‎好

520
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,960
‎誰載妳？我還是班？

521
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,240
‎開亞妮娜的車嗎？

522
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,000
‎你很享受是吧？

523
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,720
‎有一點

524
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,440
‎我實在是一言難盡

525
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,360
‎這不是在設臉書的感情狀態

526
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,960
‎-讓我過去
‎-不要

527
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,000
‎-讓我過
‎-不要

528
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,840
‎-尼爾斯，讓我…
‎-不要

529
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,040
‎不會吧？

530
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,400
‎媽的！

531
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,200
‎不要，瑪麗亞！

532
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,480
‎妳瘋了嗎？

533
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,760
‎喂！不要，小心

534
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,680
‎有…小心，妳的頭！

535
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,280
‎-放開我！
‎-別這樣！

536
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,640
‎妳…嘿！

537
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,960
‎妳想自殺嗎？

538
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,920
‎妮娜，這是一樓

539
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,160
‎說真的，妳沒必要這樣

540
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,080
‎媽的

541
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,080
‎你真的會嗎？

542
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,720
‎當然

543
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,720
‎我演過醫護人員

544
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,920
‎如果我自殺，你會怎麼樣？

545
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,280
‎你會後悔跟我分手嗎？

546
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,640
‎妮娜，拜託妳別再丟臉了

547
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,320
‎知道嗎？

548
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,320
‎現在應該感謝妳

549
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,600
‎這樣很好，大家都有事做

550
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,600
‎瑪麗亞讓臥室裡的空氣變得新鮮

551
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,800
‎你扮演性感護士

552
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,440
‎亞妮娜在打掃，大家各司其事

553
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,960
‎不錯吧？

554
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,240
‎這就是友誼

555
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,760
‎對

556
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,920
‎我總是說，想討好對方的話

557
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,320
‎第一次約會只要準備一顆蛋
‎和普羅旺斯綜合香料

558
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,560
‎就在這個時候，把它拿出來說：“瞧

559
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,280
‎法國南部的野生草本植物”

560
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,320
‎打開後，你明確知道要用多少

561
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,520
‎她就心想：“這很好吃”

562
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,640
‎來回搖晃，一顆小雞蛋，沒什麼

563
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,880
‎一、二、三，內褲就脫下來

564
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,960
‎拜託，亞妮娜…

565
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,280
‎你醒著嗎？

566
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,440
‎班，很荒唐吧？

567
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,080
‎我們有人要當爸爸了

568
00:46:59,000 --> 00:46:59,840
‎尼爾斯

569
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,720
‎小孩不可能是我的

570
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,640
‎為什麼？

571
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,480
‎等一下

572
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,400
‎你們不做愛了嗎？

573
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,680
‎正好相反

574
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,880
‎因為

575
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,720
‎我不能生小孩

576
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,240
‎什麼？

577
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,960
‎小孩是你的，因為我不能生小孩

578
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,120
‎等一下，你確定嗎？

579
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,320
‎為什麼？

580
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,480
‎拜託，這不重要

581
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,680
‎小孩不可能是我的，就是這樣

582
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,640
‎幹

583
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,200
‎幹

584
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,800
‎對

585
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,840
‎恭喜

586
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,920
‎你要當爸爸了

587
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,960
‎班，你瘋了嗎？

588
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,200
‎抱歉

589
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,320
‎我不是故意的

590
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,720
‎我以為是班

591
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,240
‎大家都瘋了嗎？

592
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,040
‎（小心輕放）

593
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,040
‎亞妮娜呢？

594
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,040
‎不知道

595
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,040
‎車子還在

596
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,240
‎她沒說要去哪嗎？

597
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,400
‎我起床的時候她就不見了

598
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,760
‎她的手機還在

599
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,760
‎-那是什麼？
‎-安眠藥，是空的

600
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,440
‎你跟她說了什麼嗎？

601
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,360
‎我要說什麼？

602
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,600
‎沒有

603
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,640
‎怎麼回事？

604
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,280
‎媽的

605
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,200
‎我們要找到她

606
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,040
‎班，你不覺得你反應過度了嗎？

607
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,080
‎你了解亞妮娜

608
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,880
‎這只是她的小把戲
‎她不會傷害自己的

609
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,120
‎亞妮娜出門一定會帶手機

610
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,400
‎妮娜！

611
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,520
‎妮娜！

612
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,600
‎妮娜！

613
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,680
‎妮娜！

614
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,880
‎妮娜！

615
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,040
‎糟糕

616
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,800
‎亞妮娜！

617
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,920
‎亞妮娜！

618
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,000
‎亞妮娜！

619
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,680
‎亞妮娜！

620
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,960
‎亞妮娜！

621
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,800
‎他在做什麼？

622
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:07,760
‎天啊

623
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,800
‎他在四處找妳

624
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,000
‎-找我？
‎-對

625
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,360
‎謝天謝地，妳去哪裡了？

626
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,960
‎我去慢跑

627
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,600
‎什麼？妳會慢跑？

628
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,080
‎你們怎麼了？

629
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,440
‎我…妳怎麼沒帶手機？

630
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,160
‎沒電了

631
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,560
‎我還以為妳有什麼三長兩短

632
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,400
‎你是在擔心我嗎？

633
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,760
‎還是擔心你的孩子？

634
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:43,920
‎那不是他的孩子

635
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,800
‎還不確定呢

636
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,240
‎對吧？

637
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,280
‎-我確定
‎-才怪

638
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,240
‎千真萬確

639
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,680
‎因為我從小就有隱睪症

640
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,800
‎幹

641
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,240
‎什麼意思？

642
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,920
‎我不能生小孩

643
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,680
‎孩子一定是尼爾斯的

644
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,240
‎你為什麼沒告訴我？

645
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,440
‎為什麼？

646
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,560
‎好讓妳更看不起我嗎？

647
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,480
‎我已經是失敗的演員了

648
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,720
‎-還不夠嗎？
‎-班

649
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,920
‎沒有錯

650
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,840
‎-班
‎-班，別這樣

651
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,280
‎沒人說你…

652
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,800
‎班，沒人瞧不起你

653
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,280
‎你的睪丸那樣根本沒關係

654
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,520
‎怎麼？現在只是裝飾品
‎像畢卡索的畫？

655
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,200
‎拜託，睪丸跑錯地方，人生就是這樣

656
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,560
‎總是起起伏伏的

657
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,600
‎少在那裡諷刺，講風涼話

658
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,680
‎別激動

659
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,480
‎不給我閉嘴的話…

660
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,400
‎班，冷靜點

661
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,240
‎-那些廢話讓我很不爽
‎-這無濟於事，別這樣

662
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,200
‎-冷靜
‎-你別這樣！

663
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,440
‎班！

664
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,080
‎班，我的衣櫃裡有獎盃

665
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,160
‎運動獎盃！還有榮譽證書！

666
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,560
‎你們兩個！

667
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,160
‎你們兩個！拜託！

668
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,760
‎別激動！

669
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,680
‎幹

670
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:25,640
‎幹

671
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:30,760
‎媽的

672
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,200
‎恭喜

673
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,720
‎她們走了？

674
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,960
‎-對
‎-打得好

675
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,280
‎這裡不是…

676
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:58,280
‎好吧

677
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,200
‎我來弄點蒸氣

678
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,720
‎加點活力，對吧？

679
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,480
‎尼爾斯

680
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,800
‎很抱歉，我對你那樣

681
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:28,880
‎沒關係

682
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,200
‎班

683
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,680
‎我只是好奇問一下

684
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,640
‎你的睪丸…

685
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,800
‎-尼爾斯
‎-你和你的睪丸

686
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,240
‎幹嘛？只是問一下

687
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,320
‎可以別再聊我的蛋了嗎？

688
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,480
‎抱歉

689
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,680
‎人都有雙性戀的傾向

690
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,720
‎是嗎？

691
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,880
‎對，數據顯示
‎人都有一些同性的幻想

692
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,880
‎幻想有個男友或女友

693
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,760
‎數據顯示？

694
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,760
‎妳幻想過我嗎？

695
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:09,760
‎大家應該都會覺得妳的胸部很漂亮

696
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,920
‎-沒錯
‎-對

697
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,800
‎你們對彼此有幻想嗎？

698
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,880
‎-有
‎-沒有

699
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,120
‎-什麼？
‎-對

700
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,200
‎-這下有趣了
‎-當然有啊，拜託

701
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,800
‎我沒有

702
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:26,760
‎好吧

703
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,680
‎我…

704
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,240
‎可能是大麻的關係

705
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,560
‎但我很好奇
‎妳們看上他哪一點，我是說…

706
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,920
‎-你抽了大麻
‎-對

707
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,280
‎什麼時候？

708
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,720
‎稍早的時候

709
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,120
‎否則無法整天跟你們相處

710
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,560
‎好吧，那就來吧

711
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,600
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

712
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,960
‎每件事起碼都該試一次

713
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:55,680
‎她說得對

714
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,680
‎來吧，班

715
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,400
‎放輕鬆，來吧

716
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,400
‎好

717
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,040
‎還不錯

718
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,560
‎我嚇一跳，還踮起了腳尖

719
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,920
‎你的嘴唇好軟

720
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,360
‎我以為鬍子會刺
‎結果像躺在床上一樣

721
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,680
‎非常柔軟

722
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,680
‎對，而且你很會接吻

723
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,800
‎我還是一樣愛你

724
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,280
‎你們覺得同志比較快樂嗎？

725
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,120
‎我們昨天聊到單一伴侶

726
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,960
‎大部分的…

727
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,600
‎同志都是開放式關係吧？

728
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,880
‎這種說法有點老套吧

729
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,600
‎同志大多沒有固定的關係吧

730
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,480
‎什麼？

731
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,280
‎-什麼？
‎-你很明顯有恐同症

732
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,480
‎我沒有恐同症

733
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,200
‎我不怕同志，他們要幹嘛都可以

734
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,000
‎看看佛洛瑞安和克里斯汀

735
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,520
‎他們在一起幸福了好幾年

736
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,160
‎或者是因為他們幾乎都是跟別人上床

737
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:35,560
‎他們可能找到方法，可以跟別人上床

738
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,000
‎而沒有感情的枷鎖

739
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,920
‎對，但我們做不到這一點

740
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,200
‎不行，我們辦不到

741
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,240
‎怎樣才能有段好的關係？

742
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,640
‎啥？

743
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,600
‎-我問了一個問題
‎-好吧

744
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,040
‎-誠實
‎-誠實

745
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:07,960
‎哇

746
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,800
‎對，大概吧

747
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,600
‎安全感

748
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,920
‎喔，亞妮娜

749
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,360
‎妳說得對

750
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,040
‎-對
‎-妳真善良

751
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,600
‎我是說真的

752
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,520
‎回家的時候，有一個人在那裡

753
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:39,920
‎你說：“我回來了”
‎對方說：“我在這裡”

754
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,400
‎或是“我做了晚餐”

755
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,160
‎這是我要的嗎？

756
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,880
‎-這是你要的嗎？
‎-也許吧

757
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,600
‎我好餓

758
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,320
‎都沒人說要忠實

759
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,920
‎也許是因為，談感情…

760
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,320
‎本來就要忠實

761
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,480
‎對，也許…

762
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,000
‎我們都看到了，本來就該忠實

763
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,160
‎多重配偶跟多重性伴侶不一樣

764
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:12,160
‎你可以跟別人上床
‎但仍然忠實於伴侶

765
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,080
‎怎麼說？

766
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,800
‎-在情感上
‎-好吧

767
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:21,400
‎也許我們要問的應該是
‎破壞我們感情的東西是什麼

768
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,720
‎怎麼了？這是好問題

769
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,560
‎等等，然後呢，舉例來說？

770
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,600
‎嗯…

771
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,400
‎-對，手機
‎-啥？

772
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,160
‎不只手機，還有相關的東西

773
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:40,120
‎整個網路，持續的感官轟炸

774
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,640
‎對

775
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,520
‎對，刺激太多了

776
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:49,520
‎對我們的關係不利，讓人變得疏離

777
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,440
‎我們這個世代有了網路

778
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,880
‎還得同時維繫感情關係

779
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:04,160
‎每天都有人告訴我們
‎該怎麼做，或我們錯過了什麼

780
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:09,720
‎20幾歲的時候
‎我們以為找到了理想伴侶

781
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,560
‎我們想結婚，想跟對方…

782
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,160
‎買同色的健行外套

783
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:24,920
‎和有花園的房子
‎以及那種超大的蹦床

784
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,200
‎不知道我爸媽是怎麼辦到的

785
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,440
‎他們沒交換伴侶

786
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,160
‎一個人怎麼能滿足一切？

787
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,280
‎難怪我們達不到預期的樣子

788
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,880
‎要試過才知道行不行

789
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,360
‎解決的方法很多

790
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,080
‎什麼解決方法？

791
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,040
‎學你爸媽那樣？
‎一直跟對方綁在一起？

792
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,720
‎我不是這個意思

793
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,360
‎有些小孩會刻意反其道而行

794
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,920
‎對，如果可以的話

795
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,760
‎對，那要有種才行

796
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,160
‎-抱歉
‎-哈哈，謝謝

797
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,120
‎-我不是那個意思
‎-但妳有這樣想

798
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,360
‎你有點生氣，你真的很敏感

799
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,680
‎我不覺得好笑

800
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,360
‎我去幫你煎個蛋

801
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,280
‎你可以坦白說的

802
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,280
‎你大可坦白說出來

803
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,760
‎而不是一直自憐自艾

804
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,520
‎抱怨劇本跟角色都很爛

805
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,800
‎這兩年我一直努力支持你

806
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,480
‎你的表演課還是我出錢的

807
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,160
‎妮娜

808
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,440
‎妳知道自己在幹嘛嗎？

809
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,480
‎妳只會說別人

810
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:06,600
‎妳有問題的時候
‎嘴巴就閉得緊緊的，妮娜

811
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,600
‎-別叫我妮娜
‎-我已經叫兩年了

812
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,920
‎這兩年來，我聽到都想嘔吐

813
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,640
‎她說嘔吐

814
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,920
‎你還是喝水好了

815
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,280
‎為什麼？

816
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:28,520
‎無能的人很適合酗酒，不是嗎？

817
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,680
‎事情本來都很好的

818
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:31,760
‎妳知道嗎？

819
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,200
‎有人找我演肥皂劇男主角

820
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,880
‎真的嗎？恭喜了，班

821
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:38,840
‎先吃蛋吧

822
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,040
‎也許我早該告訴妳的

823
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:44,000
‎但老實說

824
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,200
‎就算我告訴妳，妳還是會離開的

825
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,880
‎為什麼？

826
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:55,200
‎我什麼時候說過我想要孩子了？

827
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,640
‎我想要事業有成

828
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,840
‎更重要的是，我希望你事業有成

829
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,560
‎想要孩子的話，外面有上千種選擇

830
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:11,040
‎人工受精、捐贈精子、領養等等的

831
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,800
‎你以前的女朋友因為這樣離開
‎你以為我也會？

832
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,080
‎對

833
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,280
‎妳愛上我可能只是因為

834
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:29,840
‎演員的IG有很多人關注
‎照片看起來都很好看

835
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,640
‎你真的這樣想？

836
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,000
‎好吧

837
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:40,760
‎博沙科夫先生

838
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,200
‎對

839
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:47,160
‎不會，我們可以改期，沒問題

840
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,760
‎什麼時候方便？

841
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,080
‎24號？

842
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,480
‎不會，我可以

843
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,760
‎不會，我記下來了

844
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,440
‎就這樣，沒問題

845
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:01,240
‎好，週末愉快，好，再見

846
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,920
‎我們得放下這些事

847
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,280
‎我們得想個辦法

848
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,800
‎妮娜，妳懷孕了

849
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,280
‎妳要怎麼放下？

850
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,400
‎假裝什麼都沒發生？

851
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,000
‎兩年前也是這樣啊

852
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:30,880
‎兩年前發生什麼事？

853
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,520
‎兩年前發生什麼事？

854
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:37,920
‎這兩個…

855
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,760
‎這兩個人之前就做過

856
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,360
‎這是好事

857
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:52,680
‎大家終於把事情都攤開來講了
‎這樣很好

858
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:54,320
‎什麼時候？

859
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,440
‎這重要嗎？
‎亞妮娜不知道我曉得這件事

860
01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,400
‎-對不起
‎-拜託，閉嘴

861
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,640
‎真的，我…

862
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,240
‎我們當時不算在一起

863
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,760
‎我不知道我們會怎麼發展，我…

864
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:11,080
‎這樣啊，我像白痴一樣在追妳的時候

865
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,240
‎你們兩個睡在一起

866
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:16,640
‎只有我被蒙在鼓裡？

867
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,480
‎我一直在演完美男友的角色

868
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,200
‎這兩年妳卻一直瞞著我

869
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,440
‎幹

870
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:44,240
‎我們怎麼能撐這麼久？

871
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,880
‎妳有很多怪癖，妳知道嗎？

872
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,240
‎首先，我們老是遲到

873
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,640
‎因為妳需要華麗的出場

874
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,360
‎還有吃素的爛規定

875
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:03,560
‎現在流行什麼無聊的事，妳都要追

876
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,880
‎時時刻刻都要裝扮自己

877
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,360
‎到最後是會跟現實脫節的

878
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:12,920
‎現實生活裡的感情
‎是不能裝濾鏡的，妮娜

879
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:17,960
‎還有這個，我們一起看了多少影集？

880
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,560
‎數都數不清

881
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:22,640
‎但我們看完了幾部？

882
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,560
‎對，一部都沒有

883
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:29,440
‎我們不知道那個龍后最後怎麼了

884
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,720
‎為什麼呢？

885
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,680
‎妳喜歡一個影集，就不想把它看完

886
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:38,680
‎因為萬一妳想再看一遍
‎就不會先知道結局

887
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:43,640
‎最扯的一件事就是
‎妳要我吃掉妳不要的葡萄乾

888
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:48,120
‎每次妳都把葡萄乾
‎放到我的盤子上，以為我會吃

889
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,000
‎我討厭葡萄乾

890
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:54,720
‎但妳沒問過我，我就默默吃掉了

891
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,560
‎拜託，這表演太精彩了

892
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,840
‎班，我超佩服，真的，剛才…

893
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,120
‎好像《神鬼戰士》
‎只是沒戰馬，或《權力遊戲》…

894
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,360
‎你覺得這很好笑

895
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:16,320
‎你假裝是我朋友，然後跟我女友上床

896
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,520
‎你也跟他的女朋友上過床

897
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,200
‎-所以扯平了
‎-對

898
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,560
‎妳還繼續跟他在一起？

899
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:28,440
‎對，因為他老實告訴我了

900
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,160
‎當時我想要自由的關係

901
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,920
‎這個自由的關係

902
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,560
‎准許你跟兄弟的女友亂搞

903
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,640
‎兄弟？我們當時又不熟，班，那時…

904
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:48,120
‎-你想聽什麼？
‎-我不知道，一個解釋？

905
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,000
‎一個道歉

906
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:52,640
‎好吧

907
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:55,680
‎這有什麼用？

908
01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:01,080
‎班，你可能葡萄乾吃太多，腦袋壞了

909
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:04,320
‎糟糕

910
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,760
‎靠，你瘋了嗎？

911
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,040
‎天哪

912
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,400
‎天哪

913
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,080
‎不是很嚴重

914
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,080
‎他沒有瞄準

915
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,280
‎我真的以為你愛吃葡萄乾

916
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,360
‎妳就只記得這件事？

917
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,280
‎還有，尼爾斯

918
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:39,000
‎你之前問，有沒有什麼東西

919
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,640
‎能夠激發你的想像力

920
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:47,520
‎哇

921
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:53,720
‎各位

922
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:35,440
‎是那瓶香檳

923
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,640
‎要兩百歐元

924
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,640
‎別再學雅痞講話了

925
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000
‎等等，我幫妳

926
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,960
‎鼻子不要對著瓶蓋

927
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,480
‎不要拉，沒關係

928
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:57,480
‎天啊

929
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,720
‎我來，在哪裡？

930
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,000
‎-我可以
‎-不，我來

931
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:06,400
‎天啊

932
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,360
‎嘿，亞妮娜，我是安凱薩琳

933
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:25,840
‎我重新考慮過了

934
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,960
‎你們交換伴侶的實驗
‎很有賣點，非常好

935
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:34,960
‎要是再持續一段時間，肯定大發利市

936
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:38,440
‎還有妳提那個驗孕的點子
‎實在太妙了

937
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,960
‎-沒想到會成功
‎-幹

938
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,240
‎妳真大膽

939
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:46,960
‎妳要的話，可以有自己的專欄

940
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,840
‎我們都是妳的實驗品

941
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:17,320
‎全都是妳安排的

942
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:25,360
‎但驗孕棒是陽性的

943
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,360
‎-沒有
‎-什麼？

944
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,680
‎那是假的，是電影道具

945
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,120
‎我…

946
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,200
‎這…

947
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,000
‎事情就這麼發展下去，然後…

948
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,040
‎我不知道該怎麼處理

949
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,880
‎等等，我不會當爸爸了？

950
01:16:58,600 --> 01:16:59,600
‎辦公室的人

951
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:05,360
‎在找對象來進行這個實驗

952
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:09,040
‎這攸關編輯委員會的人選

953
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:10,600
‎這是個好機會

954
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,840
‎能讓他們注意到我

955
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,080
‎博沙科夫先生

956
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,800
‎博沙科夫太太，妳好

957
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:34,520
‎現在是週末

958
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,000
‎對

959
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,440
‎沒錯，妳去死吧

960
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,240
‎啥？

961
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:44,600
‎好，去投訴啊

962
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,440
‎最好是跟我爸投訴

963
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:50,240
‎我又讓他失望了，他一定很高興

964
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,320
‎這些東西夠妳寫文章了嗎？

965
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,120
‎我一直想知道，為什麼只有妳…

966
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:09,680
‎看不清楚妳和尼爾斯有多登對

967
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:15,120
‎妳把它當作開放式關係

968
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,040
‎然後為所欲為

969
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,640
‎這樣不好嗎？找到一個伴侶

970
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:26,920
‎跟對方結婚，生小孩，買房子

971
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,040
‎最後

972
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:34,440
‎花園裡擺個棄之不用的蹦床

973
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:39,600
‎如果對方是對的人
‎那麼不論妳會錯過什麼

974
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,440
‎或身邊還有什麼誘惑，都不重要了

975
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:48,960
‎我去打包

976
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:11,080
‎我原本希望，假如夠愛你的話
‎我們就走得下去，但事實並非如此

977
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:20,560
‎沒錯，我就是詭計多端
‎冷酷無情的作家

978
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,040
‎為了達到目標不擇手段

979
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:27,600
‎你們三位是聖人，無所不知

980
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:30,640
‎對嗎？

981
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:34,320
‎也許不是
‎否則我們就不會交換伴侶了

982
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,400
‎我們破壞了我們自己的感情

983
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:41,960
‎對不起，我傷害了你們

984
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,680
‎嗯

985
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,120
‎我們起碼應該誠實

986
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,080
‎對，我們應該誠實

987
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:58,360
‎你什麼時候要誠實告訴瑪麗亞
‎你為什麼買香檳？

988
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:00,440
‎什麼意思？

989
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,280
‎他想向妳求婚

990
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:09,080
‎但四個禮拜前，妳很想交換伴侶

991
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,360
‎還有，我看完《權力遊戲》了

992
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,600
‎龍后死了

993
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:34,800
‎對不起

994
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:38,080
‎我盡快趕來了

995
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,840
‎我們犯了錯

996
01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:44,720
‎我不懂，怎麼回事？

997
01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:49,680
‎你是我閨蜜的未婚夫

998
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:52,960
‎我們不該睡在一起的

999
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,360
‎我們犯了錯

1000
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,280
‎我們討論過了

1001
01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,480
‎絕對不能讓她發現

1002
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,200
‎不可能的

1003
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:03,760
‎為什麼？

1004
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,400
‎我懷孕了

1005
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:16,040
‎不是戴了保險套？

1006
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,400
‎顯然是破掉了

1007
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:20,000
‎妳沒吃避孕藥？

1008
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,240
‎再驗一次

1009
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:27,280
‎我驗三次了，約翰，我懷孕了

1010
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:30,320
‎瓦倫蒂娜會離開我的

1011
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,360
‎你說得對，不能讓她發現

1012
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:37,160
‎不能危及你們的關係

1013
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,960
‎我要當爸爸了，我不能騙她

1014
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:42,040
‎你不必騙她

1015
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:44,840
‎只要別把真相說出來就好了

1016
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,960
‎-對
‎-對

1017
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:49,560
‎妳說得對

1018
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:52,280
‎好

1019
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,440
‎不會吧

1020
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:10,520
‎你看

1021
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:15,360
‎（交換伴侶
‎找尋自我的終極旅程？）

1022
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,640
‎要做超音波檢查了嗎？

1023
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:30,480
‎（《安東妮亞》）

1024
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:54,040
‎喂，嘿，你們好

1025
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:19,000
‎要看那邊嗎？我看那邊，好嗎？

1026
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,480
‎我在這裡停一下，然後走過去

1027
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:26,800
‎我剛想到的，整個表演就是這樣

1028
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:37,000
‎妳到底想不想…還是…瑪麗亞？

1029
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,040
‎瑪麗亞？

1030
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:42,120
‎-什麼？
‎-我有點…

1031
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:44,240
‎-寶貝，怎麼了？
‎-我中風了

1032
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,320
‎讓我看結果，他媽的

1033
01:25:58,040 --> 01:25:59,600
‎第1-1場，第一次

1034
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:03,520
‎尼爾斯為什麼給你…

1035
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,560
‎哎呀

1036
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:07,440
‎-我再接一次…
‎-可以了

1037
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,480
‎-可以了？
‎-對

1038
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:23,040
‎他可能會拿到一個爛獎

1039
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,120
‎我沒機會當篇委了

1040
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:26,880
‎編委，媽的

1041
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:28,680
‎等一下，我再來一次

1042
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,240
‎當然可以聊，這是素的嗎？

1043
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,800
‎-那隻貓
‎-那隻貓

1044
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,560
‎什麼？

1045
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,440
‎打板

1046
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,640
‎妳是我的努孩

1047
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,560
‎發音要標準啦

1048
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:48,960
‎不，你是我的

1049
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,320
‎不，妳是我的，妳歸我所有

1050
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,080
‎哈囉

1051
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:57,040
‎-伊莉莎白
‎-約翰

1052
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:58,080
‎伊莉莎白

1053
01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:04,480
‎-一點點就好
‎-你好強硬

1054
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,600
‎現在說“硬”會讓人誤會

1055
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,800
‎天啊，我們不能笑

1056
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,840
‎抱歉，哇

1057
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,520
‎我不行

1058
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:32,400
‎快點

1059
01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:35,880
‎哇！

1060
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,000
‎媽的

1061
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:47,040
‎-煩不煩啊
‎-對不起

1062
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:47,960
‎媽的

1063
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:56,200
‎我沒辦法，這樣不行

1064
01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:58,160
‎太爛了

1065
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,280
‎字幕翻譯：黃英哲

1066
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:07,760
‎收工