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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather…
Lesser leather…
My mom is one of those people who believes in karma, can you believe it?
I don't believe in that stuff, us Gemini are skeptics.
It's not that I don't believe,
I just don't trust new age stores
with surveillance cameras.
Let's give a hand to a great friend and comedian,
Gabriel Nuncio.
Well, okay, my name is Gabriel Nuncio,
and for seven or eight years,
I've been following the lives
of all Gabriel Nuncios on the web.
So, we discover, little by little,
all these Gabriel Nuncios have a partner, are in love, happy,
until we finally reach
the only Gabriel Nuncio on the web who is alone.
100% FAMILY SAFE
However,
I met someone
a few months ago.
A girl I bumped into wherever I'd go.
I bumped into her at the laundromat, at the coffee shop, in Sanborns.
And…
I bumped into her everywhere until one day I built up the courage to text her
a very effective line,
"Hey!"
I invite her home and, when I get the door…
-Hi. That was quick. -I live nearby.
She walks to the living room, puts the ukulele on her lap,
and tells me,
"I have something to tell you."
And I go,
"Uh-huh?"
So, she goes,
"This may be the reason why you and I have bumped into each other everywhere."
And she plays the ukulele.
And I'm like, "Okay."
"I'm in contact with aliens."
Four hundred.
-Plus $100, that's $500. -That's $500.
Five, ten, fifteen, sixteen, and seventeen.
And it's settled, Gabito.
It's still short, isn't it?
Yes, around three pesos.
-No. -If you want--
No, we're $100 short.
We discounted the beer.
The beer is on the house.
Yeah, domestic beer. Yours was imported.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
Hey, wasn't that Leyre who just walked out?
-Yes. -Oh, no, Gabriel.
I'd kill you.
I should've stuck to the first part.
Just that part
about the Gabriel Nuncios.
I should stop doing comedy, but it's my only income.
I want to be a mom.
That's lovely. Great.
And well, I…
You and I have been best friends for a while now.
We know each other really well.
And I want you to help me.
How?
Well, to have it.
What about Ricardo?
Ricardo and I…
went our separate ways.
For now.
-For good. -No, you always get back together.
Okay.
-Don't look at me that way. -No, I smiled. This face is--
I know what I'm asking is huge.
So, think about it, okay?
Yes.
Yeah.
Let me think about it.
That's what I just told you.
Yes.
-There it is. -Great.
All right.
-Excuse me. -Go ahead.
-Good evening. -How are you?
-Hi. -Hi, Lauro.
Hey, Bitle, there's a song you were playing the other day…
-No idea. -No?
-It rings a bell. -Does it?
-I think I know it. -Maybe it's from one of my students.
My mistake, sorry.
How much was it, $150?
Yes, that's it, but you didn't tell me it was a cross lock. They're harder.
Hey.
Your couch is at the entrance.
So?
It's $270.
Well… this is $250.
Two hundred and sixty-seven.
-Jeez. -And I owe you three, okay?
Okay.
Thanks.
Sure.
Here is what gives this dish its taste.
According to my standards,
the perfect ribeye.
What's up, Mom?
Gabito! Are you busy?
Gosh, yeah.
Why are you so mean? That's not how I raised you.
What is it, Mom?
-Why haven't you visited your uncle? -What uncle?
Uncle Gonzo!
Gabito, he's not well.
Gabriel, I told you.
Yes, it's too far from here, Mom.
He's dying.
Yes, sorry.
You're closer than us, you don't need to take a flight.
You know what, Mom? There's an echo.
You're closer than all of us.
No, I heard you.
Okay, I'll go today, Mom.
Take some flowers from all of us.
Yes, I'll send them.
No! What? Don't send them.
Take them to him. We'll pay for them.
I can pay for them.
Call you later.
Gabriel, darling, don't leave me hanging, sonny, please--
Okay.
I'm hanging up.
I'm hanging up now.
-I love you so much. -Bye! I love you too. Bye!
Leyre.
You're a brute, man.
What's wrong?
You made me look like a psychopath.
You should've stayed till the end.
-I said you're the best girl in the world. -I don't believe you.
-They won't know I was talking about you. -You even did a bad impression of me.
-Stupid. -It was a joke.
Sorry.
Want to eat?
I'm starving.
You reminded me of my childhood.
-Why? -Because I was bullied.
Yes, that's right.
Here?
Want some ribeye?
It's the perfect ribeye.
That's not a ribeye.
Well, it's the perfect steak.
We should fix some salad, right?
Do you have oil?
-Olive? -Well, of course.
Have another one?
I have limes.
How many?
A thousand.
-A thousand? -One thousand.
Yay!
I'll drop everything and join the circus.
You'll be a clown?
Listen.
Just listen.
Ooh, it's our song.
Do
Re, mi
Fa…
I'm still very mad at you.
Fine, but put down the knife, will you?
Not now.
Now.
Not now.
Now.
A little noise.
My turn.
Wasn't it for your room?
Yes.
You want to hang a rug?
It's not the one I want.
The one I want is over here.
It's the same.
No, it's not the same. Touch it.
It's softer.
And it's also waterproof.
It's see-through.
It's the other way around.
No. You, darling.
You're full of fear.
Of darkness.
And you want to bury yourself deeper?
-Let the light flow. -It'll be open all day.
I'll shut it at night so the neighbors won't see me.
You complain that everything goes wrong, but you cover your soul with a curtain.
I don't say everything goes wrong.
Can we not talk about witchcraft?
It's not witchcraft, it's about your energy.
It's about your inner light.
Yeah. Can we not talk about the intergalactic confederation
or chakras
or light?
-You won't talk about light? -I want to buy curtains.
But they're all connected.
-So, it's $2,800 with the discount? -Yes.
-Interest-free monthly payments? -Yes, sir.
This would be your purchase.
-Okay? -All right.
Be right back. Please keep an eye on it.
Of course.
-You're not taking it? -No, I'll double-check the size.
Besides, it is like a rug.
My beauty.
What?
Tell you in a sec. Give me a minute.
That would be 360 pesos.
And if you take away four roses?
If I take away four roses, it'll be less.
-Three… Three hundred. -Three hundred.
What if we take away 15?
Fifteen.
If we take away 15--
I mean…
That would be $75.
Okay, great, yes, six roses.
-Yeah? -Yes, six roses and some of this…
I don't know what it's called, foliage?
-Baby's breath. -Baby's breath?
-Baby's breath. -Baby's breath.
I just want to tell you something.
I wanted to be a bridge.
Give you an out-of-this-world chance,
an intergalactic experience.
-If you're not at peace with yourself-- -Thanks. Great. Cool.
No, I'll take the subway.
You don't even know where it is or how to ride it.
You're a spoiled brat.
It'll be here in eight minutes.
Come on, an "8."
Like the infinity symbol.
There.
Look, Gabriel,
I had a great time.
But they'll take me away soon.
-Don't worry. -We're in the middle of the street.
They'll hover over the Popo and it'll look like an eruption.
The light won't come from an eruption, a storm,
or from the center of the Earth but from the outside.
From another galaxy.
Okay.
We have to reach the top of the Amethyst.
And what--?
What's the Amethyst?
The secret mountain.
I see.
Do you have an approximate date? To write it on my calendar.
But you must come.
-The cab is here. -Damn.
That wasn't eight minutes.
Will you come?
What is this?
Yes or no?
It'll be a long trip.
It can last as long as you want.
I have plans, I have things to do.
For instance? Something important.
I'm having a son.
Or a daughter, a gender-neutral kid.
What are you saying?
With Melisa.
She wants to be a mom, and I'm going to help her.
Damn.
Okay. When?
I don't know, soon.
It's a long process.
We'll talk about it later.
But there's no time.
-Leyre-- -Gabriel.
I just don't understand.
What don't you understand?
I like you, but this is weird.
Okay, we'll talk later.
Yeah, we'll talk later.
Well, I'm going on my own.
Know what?
You'll be a hell of a dad.
Can you open up?
How far is it?
The app says 15 minutes.
That close?
Hi.
Hi! How are you?
You just arrive?
-Yeah, from… -From Monterrey, right?
No, I live here.
-Oh, really? -Yeah, since--
-Why did you put the flowers there? -What's wrong?
-Can you help me with the tray? -Yes.
That's not a vase.
Here.
How many are we?
-Careful. -I'm glad you came.
Was it hard finding us? Is your hotel far?
No, I live here, in Mexico City.
-Hey! What's up? -How are you, man?
What's up?
Man, it's great seeing you.
Just arrive?
You know I live in town, don't you?
-Yes. -I live here, in Mexico City.
-He doesn't live in Monterrey. -No, I moved from Monterrey.
-It's been 16, 17 years. -Where's the vase?
-Okay. -No, less, 15 years.
-Okay. -It's a lot of years.
You can go up to Dad in 15 minutes.
-Is there someone upstairs? -Yes, he's with the nurse.
He's dressing him.
-Okay, great. -He just bathed him.
Want some water, coffee?
-Well-- -A carajillo?
No, coffee would be great.
-Okay. -Thanks.
Hey, how's it going at the publisher's?
The publisher's?
No, man, it's been 11 years since I left the publishing house.
-Wow! -Yeah.
So, what do you do now?
Now, what I do is--
-He's a comedian. -A comedian.
-Right? Like Adal Ramones or what? -He makes big bucks.
Sort of.
Well, I'm glad you left that place, they really exploited you.
At the publisher's?
Hey, you shouldn't put the coffee there.
Hot stuff leaves a mark on the wood.
Hey, you can fix it real quick.
This happened to me recently.
I'll see if my dad--
-Put some water on it. -Leave it, Gabriel.
Oh, no, all you have to do--
It won't come off that way.
Yes, look.
No, it won't come off.
-Don't worry. -It's okay.
You can go upstairs and see my dad.
Yes.
I'll take up the vase.
-He'll be so happy to see you. -Excuse me.
-I'll grab a cookie. -Keep it away from his nose.
Right, okay.
-Okay. -He's in the room next to mine.
All right.
Sorry I didn't come sooner.
I'm swamped with work.
I'm writing a movie script.
I still do live comedy.
About what?
What, Uncle?
What's it about?
The movie.
Well, it's about…
About the first man to go to…
About the first human being to travel to Mars.
It's a woman.
Her name is Sofía,
the astronaut's.
Uncle, I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, I mean it.
Well, I didn't take the time…
I love you very much.
And
I'm selfish.
I think it's because I'm a Leo.
And?
The movie.
Well…
I mean…
Well,
she's a Mexican astronaut who,
in spite of being warned she can't come back to Earth
once she starts this trip to Mars,
she doesn't care
because she's looking for peace.
Sci-fi?
Yeah, yeah.
It has a hint of sci-fi, obviously.
And comedy?
No. It isn't a comedy.
Is it for kids?
For kids? No, it's a drama.
Make sure
it has a happy ending.
Kids like that.
Okay.
No, it's a movie about human nature.
Happy
ending.
No, it's a drama.
Oh, fucking shit.
No, the thing is…
The script I'm talking about isn't a comedy.
And I don't know if I want to do comedy anymore.
I need to diversify.
No, you know what? I explained it all wrong.
It's a movie about human nature, about…
Uncle?
Uncle Gonzo?
What were his last words?
Well, that he understood why I hadn't come to see him.
That he's very proud of you all.
And of me.
Of her too?
Yes.
You have a tiny spiderweb here.
Hey, I thought about it.
Uh-huh.
I'm older now, I'll soon be 40.
-I mean-- -Man, we're the same age.
Yes, I made up my mind. All right, I'm ready.
Really?
Good!
Okay.
-What? -Won't it be weird if we fuck?
-Won't it affect our friendship? -No!
No, we're not fucking.
Shit, man.
-Artificial insemination. -Of course, yes.
I mean…
You're only the donor.
Okay?
And the dad.
No.
I was only thinking of your semen.
Okay, but then what?
Then, nothing.
I take care of the baby.
Everything's good. We keep being friends.
Okay?
I'll pay for everything. I'll send you the info.
-Okay. -Okay?
I can pay half.
No, it's not necessary.
I'll cover everything,
except the sperm.
Well, no, it's a lot.
Fifty-fifty.
That'll be your fifty.
No.
-It's not necessary, really. -Please.
Why? Tell me.
Well, I don't know, to be…
To be the godfather or something. To be there.
I have news.
There were changes in our workshop with Atom Egoyan.
A spot opened,
and the guy will choose three projects.
Three out of four, or what?
The guy is a great director.
Yes, yes.
-The Sweet Hereafter, Exotica. -The Sweet Hereafter, Exotica, yeah.
-He won at Cannes. -Yes, but tell me if I'm…
Am I in?
You're in.
That's what I'm telling you.
-Man. -Congratulations, Gabriel.
Man, what happened to the other writer?
He killed himself.
That's terrible.
Just between us,
the guy was a jerk.
Insufferable.
Well, then it's a win-win situation.
I want to be the dad.
Freeze!
You're crazy.
At first, all it does is poo, sleep, cry. It's like taking care of a heroin addict.
Yes, but if not now, when?
It'll happen.
I need a favor.
Yes, tell me.
-I have a date for the spermogram. -Freeze!
And I got into Donjuan's workshop.
What workshop?
The Donjuan workshop with the Armenian-Canadian director.
Yes, yes.
There's a cash prize.
All right.
So, what Donjuan suggests is I slip in an actress' name
to prove the project is further along.
What are you asking me?
Set me up with an actress.
I thought you needed cash for the spermogram.
-No. -Freeze!
Ramiro paid me, man.
-You're screwing with me. -Today.
Very good.
And is the money already in your account?
No, you know banks. Tomorrow.
Che, you should mention Salma's name.
Salma Hayek?
She's very funny.
It's not a comedy.
Salma Hayek is great, but it's not a comedy.
-Ceci Suárez, Paz Vega-- -No.
Just throw in a name, you're not being audited.
I'd like to mention someone who's interested.
Someone who'll really be interested in the project?
I understand.
Complicated, huh?
-Good evening. -Hi.
-Are they expecting you? -Well, I don't know, I think--
-Yes. -Oh, you're dining with Ceci Suárez.
Well, we live just outside Cadaqués.
And the two years we've lived there have flown by in a flash.
-Do you want to be a dad? -Well…
-Actually, I'm working on it. -That's great.
Yeah, I was told the first two years are like caring for a heroin addict.
Or a heroin addict woman, if it's a girl.
But…
Do you want to raise it here or in Tampico?
I can't wait to move back to Tampico.
Tampico? But…
-Aren't you from Tampico? -No, I'm from Monterrey.
Saevich told me you're from Tampico.
Well, they're both up north.
No.
-No. -Are you ready?
What's the catch of the day?
We have striped bass with mushrooms.
It's delicious.
Okay. I'll order bass.
It's not on the menu.
And…
The bass and the kale salad
with truffle, no almonds, please.
I'd like the vegetable soup, please.
Of course, and your main course?
You have to try the lobster ravioli.
Lobster ravioli.
-It's madness. -It's really good.
Okay.
Okay, good.
That'll be all.
-You know? Gluten doesn't suit me. -It's gluten-free.
Well, okay.
For now, just the vegetable soup.
Yes, for now.
-Hi. -Hello.
Hi. Did you get my messages?
No. What's up?
I called to ask if you could deposit some cash.
I sent you a picture of my card.
-Is it urgent? Did you call a while back? -No, just now.
-Yes, it's a bit urgent. -I'm on the road, in an RV.
-No, it's fine. -It's not fine. I'll see what I can do.
That'll be great. I'll pay you back, okay?
Can you leave it here when you're done? A little bit more, please.
That's great. Thanks.
Saevich told me you're really funny.
I used to be funnier, actually.
-I thought it was a comedy. -No.
I'd told him I wanted to produce a comedy,
but this has a lot of weak spots, Gabriel.
It's not that it's absolute shit.
But, for instance…
what does Sofía want?
Well…
Peace?
No, Gabriel.
-No? -No.
What Sofía wants is to transcend.
-Well, in fact, she doesn't. -In fact, she does.
Hey, and here's something else.
Please tell me
that the title, Fourth Planet, is temporary.
-Right? -Yes.
Good, 'cause it's awful. And chauvinistic.
Chauvinistic? Why?
I mean--
Well, you tell me.
Give it some thought.
A simple title.
Simple. Without a number.
Unpretentious.
Gabriel, hey, She Astronaut.
She Astronaut.
I picture her singing…
"Las Simples Cosas."
-By Cigala. -By Chavela!
By Chavela. Yes, of course.
-For the end of the movie. -The end.
We say goodbye
Insensitively
Of little things
I love it.
Just like a tree
That, in fall
Sheds all its leaves
That's why, girl
Don't leave now
Dreaming of coming back
For love is simple
And simple things
Are devoured by time
Very good.
Though I already have the song.
-Really? Which one? -Yes.
-I can't remember right now. -Well, hum it.
-No? -No, I'm clueless.
Wait. Sir.
Can you guess this song? Could you help us?
Yes, of course.
It's…
It's by Coldplay.
-I love Coldplay. -Great.
No, it's not Coldplay.
Thanks. No.
That was nice of you, thanks.
My pleasure. I'll leave you this.
-Here. -Thank you.
Maybe there's no signal.
There may be bad reception.
No, man.
-No. Are you sure? -Let's see.
No, sir.
Sometimes the signal…
Just try this one.
There you go.
Sofía being the first astronaut
to step foot on Mars…
That's really cool.
-Okay. -I mean, really cool.
Okay.
But…
What matters here…
is the CEO of the company that paid for the expedition takes all the credit.
I mean…
The one who'll transcend, who'll go down in history is…
Well, this
Elon Musk-type millionaire megalomaniac.
Oh, yeah.
While no one remembers her.
That's great criticism
against corporations, against the system, against patriarchy.
Okay.
Yes, it could be.
-Very well. -Ready.
Hey.
Frequent flier discount?
No?
Hey, man.
Do you find it hard to communicate with people lately?
No.
Your couch has its back to the entrance.
If it's in that position, the chi doesn't flow.
Therefore, dialogue doesn't circulate.
Okay.
APT. 5 RENT RECEIPT - OVERDUE - MARCH
Sorry.
No worries.
I said I'd take care of everything. It's fine.
We agreed I'd pay half.
-Yes, but it's okay. -I'll pay you.
-Deal? -Okay.
Whatever.
Ramiro told me he deposited to my account.
Who's Ramiro?
The guy that's owed me cash for months.
Your belt.
I think I could be a dad.
What?
I want to be its dad.
I mean,
we're friends.
And it could
grow up surrounded by love.
Of course it'll grow surrounded by love,
but it doesn't need you to be its dad for that, Gabo.
You don't even want to be a dad. What are you talking about?
You didn't want to be a mom, some three years ago.
-You changed your mind. -It's different.
Why is it different?
It's something I gave a lot of thought to.
But changing your mind is normal.
In a week?
I had an epiphany.
We can live near each other,
I can help you with stuff.
We can help each other, we'd be a team.
It'd be nice.
Okay.
But I get to choose the name,
the pediatrician,
the schools, the clothes--
Yes.
You can play with it, teach it some jokes, stuff--
-You can give it a hand. -I can be the dad.
In that sense, yes.
-In every sense. -Yes.
-But I decide. -Yeah, all right.
-You can help me. That's awesome. -And be its dad--
God!
Yes.
-Okay, then. -Great, okay, yeah.
The name, it would be nice if we both picked it.
Careful.
He'll let you know
which way he wants to go.
Come, honey.
Oh, isn't the doggy cute?
Now run.
-Don't pull him so much. -Okay.
Excellent. Smile, handsome!
What a beautiful dog.
-Ready? -It's done.
-Is it mine now? -No.
No, in fact, you have to fill out a form.
Okay.
And see if the contact approves.
Occupation?
Comedian, write down comedian. And writer too, if you want.
All right.
How much are you willing to spend on the doggy per month?
A thousand pesos.
One thousand five hundred, a thousand and a half.
More?
Well, three thousand.
-Wait here a minute. -All right.
Don't go.
No.
Come here.
Give me your paw.
A somersault?
Somersault.
A spin.
A somersault.
Can it do tricks?
No.
Let's see, a somersault.
Don't stress him.
Nice and easy.
They answered.
-It's yours. -Really?
Cool.
Hey, we're going home.
Can I go now?
No, I still have to give you its medallion.
-Is it free? -No.
-Hey. -Ready.
You know what?
-Yes? -It says Summer Salt.
Yes, Summer Salt.
No, it's Somersault.
-Didn't you say Summer Salt? -No, Somersault.
-It says Summer Salt. -Can you change it?
No. I mean, yes,
but it'll cost you 300 pesos.
But it wasn't my mistake.
But you signed it.
Everything okay?
Now that little head of yours that we missed.
Massage.
Ramiro!
Gaby? How are you, Gaby?
Fine.
I'm glad, man. Nice to see you. How's everything going?
-Good. -I'm glad, man.
I was just leaving, but I'll see you soon.
I want to talk with you. Oh, doggy! It's so cute.
-I want to talk too. -I'll call you. Thanks, Gaby. Sorry!
My test results are coming up, did I tell you?
Need to borrow cash?
No.
No, I still owe you for Ceci's dinner. It went really well with her.
She won't do it anymore.
Why?
Too bad. We had a connection.
She said you can use her notes if you want.
Notes? What notes?
She said "notes."
-She said "notes"? -Notes.
Do you know who I gave it to?
Tenoch.
Tenoch who?
Tenoch Huerta.
Oh, the actor.
-Great actor. -But why?
It's a female astronaut, not a male astronaut.
It's an exercise, Gabriel, you can change it.
If it were for sure, I'd change it.
It's not for sure, no.
-Who are you here for? -Saevich.
-Wait until he's done. -Okay.
-Cut! -Cut. Thanks!
-He should hurry. -I'll be back.
We can't have any delays today.
I'm not stopping.
-I'm so glad you came. -Really?
Does it matter?
I'm interested in turning it into a play.
Gosh, theater?
An empty stage.
Nothing there.
A single actor.
In the background, the projection
of a sunrise, like, seven or eight minutes.
Real time.
A Mennonite community.
-Mennonite? -Yeah, it's never been seen, man.
Okay.
Do you know Gibrán Portela?
Gibrán? Not personally.
I'm flying…
next week, to London.
Send the script, man.
Right? Have that guy check it out.
-Okay. -Great.
Slowly, love. It'll move on its own.
Sit down quietly, come on.
Well…
I'll be in London, man.
So, send it to him, man.
Have him take a look at it.
-Okay. -And--
For him to direct it? To give his input?
No, man, I just want him to take a look at it.
-Okay. -To put some humor in it.
I love humor.
They never have me do any comedy, man.
It's not a comedy.
Man…
I want him to check it out, adapt it.
Okay.
Are you interested?
Yes, I'm interested.
I'm looking for something to debut in theater.
-I want to direct, man. -It's a movie.
It's a drama and it's a movie.
I'd like to keep it that way.
Yes.
Saevich said you're gonna be a dad.
Yes.
Fucking cool.
-I'm excited. -Congratulations, man.
It's the best thing in the world.
A stage play? For fuck's sake!
Wasn't its name Somersault?
They got it wrong.
It's super disrespectful.
It wasn't on purpose.
Then change it. Or change its name.
No, medallions are expensive.
How much is expensive?
I'll take it off.
Let's see, doggy.
You can't name it that.
Sorry, I'm really late.
What's your name, doggy?
Somersault. Its name is Somersault.
He did The Sweet Hereafter, he did Ararat.
No.
He did one called Exotica.
No.
Well, he won at Cannes.
Okay.
This year the prize will be in cash.
That's great.
And last year,
Guillermo del Toro…
I do know him.
I love him.
Come here.
Last year, he chose one of the stories to produce, so…
just maybe…
Hey.
Would you like to work with me?
You're funny.
Okay. Yes, thanks.
In sales, that's very good.
You'd sell a lot.
I don't feel real estate is my thing.
Okay.
The doctor sent me your lab results.
-Why to you? -I wrote you down as my husband.
It's a really conservative hospital.
The thing is, you need treatment
because your sperm
is a little bit slow.
Slow?
Kind of lazy.
Oh, sorry.
No, it's quite normal.
-That's what the doctor-- -It's not that normal.
Jana.
Did you see how the kitchen is turning out? Don't worry.
Come in.
Want something to drink?
-I have-- -What do you have?
Water, beer--
Beer.
Perfect, that's all I've got.
Perfect.
Go ahead. I'll be right back.
-I'll follow you. -No.
Welcome.
Thanks.
This is nice, huh?
Yeah, but I have some dampness problems.
It smells good.
Snapdragon.
It came with the apartment.
Wanna take your shoes off?
I mean, if you want.
-What were you playing? -Some nonsense.
I want to show you something.
I'm so nervous, man.
-What? Don't be. -What is that?
It's-- Come, sit here.
I want to show you something, though it'll sound a bit strange.
But you have to close your eyes.
Fuck.
-Okay. -It's seven seconds.
Okay, now.
-Cool! -Hi, girl, how are you?
What's your name?
Abelardo, and yours?
-Leyre. -Leyre.
-The most beautiful name in the world. -Hey, Leyre, play something.
Leyre
You came from Madrid
And this is
My first night
-Yeah! -Yes!
Since when have you played the ukulele?
-Don't know. -I'll guess.
Since when have you played it? Give me your hand.
-My hand? -Yes.
Let's see.
Around
ten days?
Come on, man.
There's something you should know.
Uh-huh.
A message.
I'm sure it's the reason why you and I
have run into each other so much.
Uh-huh.
What I'm going to say will sound
weird.
Uh-huh.
I'm in contact with aliens.
Right now, my brain is telling me…
You have to sit down, write,
do something new and fresh.
I think it's completely the opposite.
Rather, I think
I should fine-tune this, kind of--
-No, I don't think so. -Yes.
It's more about adjusting and adjusting.
I think we've given it enough chances.
Okay.
What happened to Abelardo?
I hardly use it.
I have to go, but--
-I need to give you more feedback. -More feedback?
-Yes. -Okay.
…the thing about human nature.
It's a story about transcending. Right, about transcending.
And it starts
with a planet that keeps getting closer to--
No.
Gaby, how are you? It's Ramiro. Hey…
I saw you called. Sorry I didn't pick up.
About your payment, ask Verito. Make sure you do.
I'm not in charge of money at the company anymore.
Set it up with her directly, okay?
We'll keep in touch, Gaby. Hugs and kisses.
-What's up? -May I come in?
I hate him!
I don't want to be with that jerk.
Hey.
Did you change the internet password?
Can I crash here?
Here, on the couch.
Yeah.
I'll bring you a pillow.
You don't know how lucky you are to be alone.
May I come in?
Jeez…
I can't sleep alone.
Good night.
Night.
Son of a bitch.
What is it?
Our song.
It's the one that goes…
He only plays it for me.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Are you?
Yes.
Who is it?
Ghetto Kids.
Featuring BrunOG.
Fuck, is it reggaeton?
Obviously.
I don't give a damn, motherfucker!
I couldn't care less!
-Don't open it. -Lauro.
Baby?
Man.
What's up?
Get Lauro.
He's not here.
Baby?
No, man, he's not here, I mean it.
Bitle.
Forgive me, baby.
-How are you, Abelardo? -Fine, and you?
Hey…
I want to talk with you about a particular subject.
Go ahead.
I want to talk about paternity.
Shit!
Well, listen.
I'm a liberal.
Gabriel.
Can you spare a minute?
Ready.
Okay.
Wait a sec, please.
Yeah.
It's 100, 200, 250, 300.
Thanks.
That's good.
I owed you from…
-Okay. -See you.
-Cool. -Bye.
Lesser leather never…
I'm not thrilled that they froze them.
Okay.
They're lazy as they are.
In fact, Vic told me he wants us both to go to the next appointment.
Okay.
Who's Vic?
The doctor.
Okay.
But then…
that means it's a done deal, right?
We're going to be parents.
Listen.
Listen to that.
-No, Gabriel. -What?
-No. -You danced at their concerts.
But it was years ago.
-Oh, come on. -Okay, but I'll lead.
All right.
If it weren't for you
Who knows if I'd still be breathing?
If it weren't for you
I know I wouldn't have coped
Who knows where I would've ended?
If it weren't for you…
Have you thought about the job offer?
Yes, but…
everything will be fine.
Oh, Gabriel.
Welcome. Thanks for coming.
I think it's a pleasure for us all to have the master here.
Let's give Atom Egoyan a big hand.
My movie is about a woman that lives in the countryside,
grows her own peaches and makes her own fresh cheese.
But now she wants to go to the city
and live the experience of chemicals and plastic.
It's about migration.
You should do it as soon as possible, he loves it.
My story is a young couple's coming-of-age.
They're trying to be DJs, but they become addicted to ketamine.
Do you know who'd be great for that movie?
Ryan Reynolds.
But the character is 24.
Totally, I mean it, yes.
Yes, thanks.
Well, my movie, I mean…
takes place in the year 2030.
It starts with a spaceship
slowly approaching the red planet.
Well, it's Mars.
It slowly approaches Mars, the red planet.
No, the planet is red.
Actually, Mars' surface is more orange,
kind of earthy colored.
It's the pyrite, right?
Yeah, well, because of the pyrite, it looks red in the distance,
but if the shot is the spaceship approaching,
the planet would look rather orange.
I don't know if you've seen pictures from the Curiosity.
-Yeah. -Well, that's what I mean.
No problem, keep going.
Well, yes.
I mean, what really matters here
is that, in this spaceship, a crew woman named Sofía is traveling.
She was warned that, by setting out on this venture,
she'd never come back to Earth.
Okay, tell us more.
Okay.
Once on Mars,
she realizes
she's not the first human there.
What this means
is she somehow loses a place in history.
It's a movie about transcendence.
Yes.
Want to share anything more?
-Should I go on? -Yes, please. Yes.
Well, and the movie's title is She Astronaut.
Could work as a comedy.
He doesn't think it's a movie-worthy story.
It sounds more to him like an anecdote of sorts.
Okay, well…
I don't agree.
Excuse me.
No, but I'm only just starting. It does have an arc.
Think about pure cinema for a moment.
The Sweet Hereafter, for instance.
Exotica.
-Ararat. -The Captive.
I mean, I love those movies too.
My point here was--
We'll go to the next, Gabriel.
-We'll come back to talk about-- -Yeah.
Thanks.
My movie--
Excuse me. Sorry. Just one tiny thing.
-The character-- -Gabriel.
No, just one minute.
The character actually doesn't transcend in the history of mankind.
The one who does is the owner of the corporation that sends her.
I mean, some Elon Musk type?
-Yes. -That's not bad, actually.
Can you please translate it?
Can you translate this last part?
Please.
-Can I? -What's your movie about?
Thanks.
My movie is about a farmer with an existential crisis
because, obviously, he's a vegetarian.
Eight out of ten cats prefer Gatoncito.
Delicious and nourishing.
-What's his name? -Gabriel.
I won't even make it to lunch. We're wasting time.
-Gabriel. -Yes.
I'll ask you a couple of things. At the beginning, slip in a "hey."
-"Hey." -At the beginning, yes.
Then, all the content with a bit more intent.
-A bit more intent? -Yes.
Remember. We'll focus on the beginning.
-Okay? Let's do it! -Okay.
Rolling!
I gave him your notes.
-Where did you get this guy? -He's a known improv performer.
Really?
My owner is buying this terrible cat food.
I forgot to slip in the "hey."
-What was that? -Sorry, I forgot.
Not only that, we'll replace "terrible" with "horrible."
Let's do it! He's got it!
Rolling.
He can do it.
Besides, I feel the "hey" is so you.
No, it actually isn't.
Cool, let's do it!
-Hi, Ramiro. -We're here, working with…
With Mr. Gabriel, let's do it!
We're starting. Come on, focus, Gabriel!
-Come on! -How are you?
I'm great, thanks.
Do it.
Hey, my owner is giving me this terrible cat food.
-Do you want it on paper? -Sorry, "horrible."
-Do you have it? -Yes, I've got it.
I had it.
Okay.
Cool.
Here we go!
Let's do it!
Lesser leather…
Come on.
Hey, my owner is buying this horrible cat food.
My owner is buying--
Hey, my owner buys me this horrible cat food.
Okay, okay.
Let's see.
I'll ask you to do a cat voice.
-Cat voice? Yes. -That's what I'm asking.
-Hey, my owner is-- -Wait, we're not even rolling.
Sorry.
God. Okay.
Go ahead. Let's do it.
Three, two…
Hey, my owner is giving me this horrible cat food.
Cut!
Hey, my owner is giving me this horrible cat food.
Yeah, the "hey" is so you, actually.
I don't breathe properly.
Oh, well.
That's the way publicity is.
I spent the advance. I thought it was a sure thing.
Me too.
I bought a mobile.
-A phone? -No, a crib mobile.
Congrats!
I paid for the insemination.
Good for you, man.
It's a surprise. I haven't told Melisa.
You paid the entire thing?
Yeah, it's not that much.
I didn't want Melisa to think she'd never have a cent for our child.
"Our child."
Yeah, sounds nice, right?
And that glimmer in your eyes, I've never seen it before.
Melisa's gonna be a great mom.
I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
Don't worry about it.
It's my fault. I shouldn't have given you the advance.
I'm out of the stand-up.
I'm sorry, man.
Che, the timing is terrible, but Tenoch won't do your play.
What play?
What do you mean? What play? It's not a stage play.
-I thought it was. -Did you tell him it was a comedy?
-It isn't a comedy? -It's not. Who told you it was a comedy?
-It could be a comedy. -Why?
Sorry.
What was Ramiro doing in the studio?
-What? -Ramiro, what was he doing in the studio?
He dropped by to say hi.
Yeah, but you greet him as if I wasn't in the room.
Gabriel, I thought it was a nice gesture.
-A nice gesture for whom? -He's a colleague.
Sorry.
It was a nice gesture.
I heard you. He's a rat!
Fucking guy without integrity!
I'm broke, man.
I owe money to a lot of people.
I stole cheese from the store.
It's humiliating, man.
I have a master's degree.
You don't have a master's.
-Pull over here, please. -Okay.
-Please, pull over. -Really?
Pull over!
Your cell phone.
Hey.
Hey, my owner is giving me this horrible cat food.
Hey.
-Hi. What's up? Good evening. -Hi.
Hey, what I'm going to say will sound weird,
but I hear your laughter in my apartment.
And it's the same every day. As if you were laughing in my ear.
Well…
Sorry.
We can all hear you.
Sorry.
You're an asshole!
Somersault?
Somersault.
MISSING - SOMERSAULT
(ALSO ANSWERS TO SUMMER SALT DUE TO A MISTAKE)
Hi.
Hi. What's up?
I'm so glad you came.
-Congratulations. -That's corny.
I knew you'd say that.
Thanks.
Come.
-I have a little secret to tell you. -Okay.
I'm not selling it anymore.
Why?
We're keeping it.
Who?
I'm pregnant.
Who's the dad?
We got back together.
Ricardo.
Gabo, why the look on your face?
-Aren't you happy? -Yes.
-Gabo, you didn't even want to be a dad. -Congratulations.
-Please, don't make me feel sad. -No, sorry.
-Gabo, no. -I'll be back in a sec.
-I'm fine. -It's been a month.
A lot of things happened.
-Gabo. -Be right back. I'm fine. Congrats.
-Really? -Yeah.
It's a lovely place.
You can feel the energy.
She asked me to do it here.
Okay.
I'm so sorry.
It's for the best.
I'm so sorry.
It's for the best.
Sorry, I ran out of whistles.
But there are margaritas.
Okay.
I'm getting a drink, want one?
Yes, a Pepsi.
What do you mean, a Pepsi? Are you crazy, man?
I'll bring you a margarita.
Hi.
I'm so sorry, I really am.
I'm Gabriel.
You're the comedian?
Yes.
And writer.
Didn't they tell you it was more…
That there was a…
Look.
-May I? -Yes.
Don't break it.
No, don't worry.
It's fake.
Okay.
I'm Lili.
-Leyre's sister. -Oh, her sister.
-Half-sister. -Half-sister?
I don't…
What happened to Leyre?
Now she's someone else.
But she is dead?
-As Leyre? Yes. -As Leyre, yes.
And also as a human being?
Or…
-Yes. -Somehow, that too.
I mean…
Sorry, how did she die?
Gabriel.
-Gabriel, right? -Yes.
You know, that thing
about the intergalactic confederation…
-I don't buy it. -Okay, neither do I.
I'm glad.
But if Leyre wants to be light…
she should be light.
Are you okay?
Hey!
Shit.
Gabito.
Gabito!
Gabriel.
We just have to reach the top of the Amethyst.
"'What they didn't warn me about is I'd feel really lonely.'"
"She was so lonely, all she could do to amuse herself was…
to dance."
"'Hi, Martians?'"
"'Can anybody hear me?'"
"And there was a storm on Mars."
What do storms sound like?
"'I traveled thousands of miles
to find my place in the universe.'"
"The end."
Thank you very much.
This is my astronaut suit.
-Hi! -Hey!
SHE ASTRONAUT
Gabriel.
Leyre?
The one and only.
Somersault is here with me.
He's happy.
THANK YOU GABRIEL NUNCIO:
IN MEMORY OF MY BROTHERS
THANK YOU RODRIGO GUARDIOLA:
THANK YOU ALEJANDRO DURÁN:
THANK YOU GERARDO GATICA: