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Lemme know about Thursday... 410 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,502 Yep. 411 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,467 Oh, what's on Thursday? 412 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,990 What are you doing? 413 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,861 -What, what are you doing? -Nothing. 414 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,341 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 415 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,300 I feel like I should have come up in the interview. 416 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,692 I don't have a boyfriend. 417 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,216 Well then, who is that... 418 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,393 You just hooked up with that guy? 419 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,179 So... Are there multiple "Bryces"? 420 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,094 Are you mad about the clogs? 421 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,227 I'm not mad about the clogs, I just... 422 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,055 I'm mad because there was a random penis 423 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,535 really close to my unborn baby. 424 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:37,323 You do know that the baby is not like in my vagina? 425 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,239 Yeah. 426 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,285 The baby comes out of the vagina. 427 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,200 Stop saying vagina. 428 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,639 I wasn't able to have sex at all surrounding implantation, 429 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,295 and soon I'm going to be visibly pregnant 430 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:57,081 and that will hinder my opportunity to do that. 431 00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:02,043 So you cannot tell me not to have sex for a year, okay? 432 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,263 The married surrogates, 433 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,438 they have sex with their husbands, 434 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,656 -right? - 435 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,877 Sorry about that. 436 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,313 -Now we're ready. - Mm-hm. 437 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,013 Scoot down, please. 438 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,278 Scoot a little more. 439 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,933 And if you could scoot some more, please. 440 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,022 Scoot down just a bit. 441 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,765 Scoot. 442 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:30,811 Perfect. 443 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,422 Oh, what is... What's... 444 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,163 Hm, what's that? 445 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,121 This is an internal ultrasound. 446 00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:39,472 Oh. 447 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,691 I, um... 448 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,738 Oh, um... I'm just gonna turn around. 449 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,784 -Hm. -Ready? 450 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,483 You gonna feel a little pressure, okay. 451 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,659 Press on your right ovary for me. 452 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,316 By the way, uh, pretty sure people 453 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,752 actually have sex to induce labor. 454 00:21:58,795 --> 00:21:59,840 Other side. 455 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:00,928 Yeah, I think they do that 456 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,364 at the very end of the pregnancy, 457 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,410 not two months in. 458 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,237 Oh, wait, what do you think by the way I... 459 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:07,543 I'm just a technician. 460 00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:10,372 I'm not allowed to say anything about anything. 461 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,244 -Off the record? - Off the record, 462 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:16,204 it is more than fine to have sex when you're pregnant. 463 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:19,250 Okay, but I mean she's just a technician. 464 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,252 -What does she know? - I know everything. 465 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,732 I'm just not allowed to say it. 466 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,430 See? 467 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,822 A lot of Dads go through this, 468 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,389 they start to see their wives as precious 469 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,697 and sacred and fragile as soon as they get pregnant. 470 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,439 -But they are the same woman. - 471 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,527 You can have sex. 472 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,355 Oh, not... not with him. 473 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,008 I don't... -She wants to have sex 474 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,445 which is very understandable 475 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:43,013 but like my baby is in there... 476 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,712 -absorbing ejaculate... -I use protection. 477 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:48,541 Yeah, but there's thrusting, grunting... 478 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,456 There's God knows what else 479 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,676 -with God knows who else. - I "date" and... 480 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,810 I would like to do that while I can 481 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:59,595 before my vagina is in full recovery. 482 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,249 Did you guys want to hear the heartbeat? 483 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,078 Or should we wait for this dispute to settle? 484 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,732 There's a heartbeat? 485 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,821 - 486 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,347 It's... it's alive! 487 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,613 It's alive. 488 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,572 So you heard the heartbeat? 489 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,443 That's a really exciting moment, 490 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,402 especially for first-time parent. 491 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,360 Very exciting. 492 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:30,452 I mean I just... I wanna hear that sound all the time. 493 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,063 I mean is there an app for that? 494 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,674 There should be an app for that. 495 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,153 And Anna, what about... 496 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:39,026 What about you, how was that experience for you? 497 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,071 It was great. It was... It was fine. 498 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:44,292 Um... It's nice to see Matt so happy. 499 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,556 Well, you were happy too. 500 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,558 Yeah, totally. That's what she said, 501 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,560 said it was nice to see you so happy. 502 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,607 Thank you. 503 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:58,437 Um, had there been any conflicts that have come up? 504 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,351 Um, aside from the clogs? 505 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,486 Oh, here's something. 506 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,357 "Furthermore, the surrogate agrees 507 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,011 not to engage in strenuous 508 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:11,798 or high-risk activity including but not limited to skydiving, 509 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,843 contact sports, horseback riding, 510 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,454 skiing, scuba diving, 511 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,152 weight lifting, rollerblading, roller-skating, 512 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:21,982 skateboarding, surfing, bungee jumping, bike riding, 513 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:25,159 or riding in vehicles weighing under 3,000 pounds 514 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,162 including but not limited to motorcycles, 515 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,556 Vespas slash scooters, 516 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:33,384 dune buggies, jet skis, Segues, 517 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,212 Jeeps or smart cars." 518 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:36,257 See? 519 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,607 Well, first of all, all that is, 520 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,696 is "including but not limited to". 521 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,177 And second of all, it could be consider a contact sport. 522 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,485 Right? And Bryce rides a scooter! 523 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,399 -I mean... -He's not plowing me 524 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:49,488 on a scooter. 525 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:54,536 That's actually what I... 526 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,016 Oh, hang on, hang on. 527 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:58,105 I'm gonna cut you off because... It says right here... 528 00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,280 not supposed to ask you 529 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,455 what you're gonna do with the money. 530 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,023 You didn't ask me about the money. 531 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,328 Oh, yeah, you're right. 532 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,418 Yeah, you were just volunteering the information. 533 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:09,769 Yeah, go on. 534 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,901 I graduated late 535 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,642 because I was... 536 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:16,950 Um... and I missed college. 537 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,387 I got an associates degree online. 538 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:23,217 So there's this accelerated degree program in Vermont 539 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,958 where if I could get accepted 540 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,090 I would go to school for three and a half years. 541 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:28,527 No breaks. 542 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:32,095 I can finish my bachelors and, uh, get my masters. 543 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:35,098 That's incredible. What are you gonna study? 544 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,317 -Hospitali... - 545 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,451 I just wanna double-check. Make sure this is like... 546 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,105 Oh, cool. 547 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,893 You just look? 548 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:51,201 Yeah, just swipe and check out all of the pictures. 549 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:53,508 They're your friends? - No. Strangers. 550 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,075 -What's this do? - 551 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,469 That is your "favorite button" so if you hit that 552 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,950 then the person goes on to your favorite list 553 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,126 and you can look at him anytime you want. 554 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,476 Otherwise, you just see the person once ever. 555 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,046 How do you know if you're in someone else's favorites? 556 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,179 You don't. 557 00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:14,137 This is the saddest app I've ever seen. 558 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,443 Aren't you a millennial? 559 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:16,749 You're supposed to know all about this stuff. 560 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:17,880 People use this? 561 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:18,925 Yeah. 562 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,970 Enough to pay for the baby. 563 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,232 Weird. 564 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,148 This is it. 565 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,497 The nursery-to-be. 566 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,325 It's cute. 567 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,718 Right. It's gonna be great. 568 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,808 Speck of light. -Huh. 569 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:36,203 Yeah. There's a lot of swatches up there. 570 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,336 It's very hard to pick a color for the nursery 571 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,165 because there's a lot of writing on it. 572 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,819 For example, take orange. 573 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:48,128 Orange is usually good for joy and creativity. 574 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:52,045 But a dark orange can trigger deceit or distrust. 575 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,917 Uh, yellow. 576 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:59,748 Usually associated with happiness and intellect, 577 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:04,623 but it can also symbolize sickness or decay. 578 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:09,802 Green, may sustain growth, renewal, safety, nature. 579 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:10,933 Well, guess what? 580 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:14,633 It's also greed, money, avarice. 581 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:17,287 Where... where you getting all this? 582 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:21,944 This. 583 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:26,601 "Opening the Shades: The deeper meaning behind colors 584 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,385 and the subconscious hold they have 585 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,648 on a developing mind." 586 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,650 That's kind of intense. 587 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,130 Mm-hm. You know it was in the baby section. 588 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,393 Oh. 589 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,408 This one is kind of looking a little like 590 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:52,758 pea soup to me now. 591 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,803 Mm-hm. Yeah. 592 00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:59,286 And this one looks a little bright for sleeping. 593 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,809 Even with the lights off? 594 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,290 Yeah. 595 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,120 Wow, it got really late. 596 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,038 Yeah, this one is kind of like 597 00:28:12,081 --> 00:28:13,692 what a waiting room would be painted. 598 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,172 Mm-hm. Yeah. 599 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,740 That's like an old IBM PC. 600 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:05,656 "Dusty blue-green, impractical and idealist." 601 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:23,196 -First time? -Hm? Yeah, yeah. 602 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:26,025 So are you, three, four months now? 603 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,288 Exactly. Hm. 604 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,116 Six and a half. 605 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,466 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 606 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:33,554 Thank you. 607 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,947 My couple... 608 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,645 is out of town. 609 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:38,907 They're in Iowa. 610 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,344 They're great and we, we talk all the time 611 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:43,346 and we... you know, we Skype a lot. 612 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,827 I'm good at reminding myself and my son 613 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,656 that this baby is not a part of our family. 614 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:52,529 And you know my husband needs no reminding. 615 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:55,445 He's great. Very supportive. I love him. 616 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:58,797 I just haven't been able to talk with anyone about it, 617 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,537 some kind of bottled up, I guess. 618 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,800 I'm jealous. 619 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,497 We can't stop talking about it. 620 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,151 I long for small talk. 621 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,936 Uh, we're ready to begin if you wanna circle up. 622 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,329 Oh, I'll catch you later, man. 623 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,335 Hello. Hi. 624 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,206 My guy is local. 625 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:22,951 He is single so it's just us, um... 626 00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:27,216 Sometimes I really want my space like... 627 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,610 when he is monitoring my diet 628 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:33,396 or the person I'm sleeping with, but then... 629 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,747 I also had a really okay time 630 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,228 picking the color for the nursery with him. 631 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,883 That was cool 'cause it was... 632 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:44,320 It was nice to picture where this is all going. 633 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,850 What you were saying about like, uh, 634 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,287 "no two days have to be the same"? 635 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,637 Right. Every day is new. 636 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,945 Yeah. I mean both the things that I have mentioned 637 00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:01,903 happened on the same day, but... 638 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:04,645 yeah. 639 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:06,995 How was group? 640 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,215 It's fine. It's weird. 641 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:11,391 Uh... what about you? 642 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,566 I am... 643 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,876 I was the only one there alone. 644 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:21,183 I was the only one there, uh, without a family at home. 645 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,271 Mm. 646 00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:24,360 What are you up to? 647 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:29,235 The show is so dumb. 648 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,890 This is a timeless classic television show. 649 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:34,805 It is the Godfather of television shows. 650 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,982 And I mean that as in the movie Godfather. 651 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,071 What the... What the movie Godfather is to movies, 652 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,160 this is to the television shows. 653 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,989 So Ross went to college with Chandler. 654 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:48,732 And, and just happened to move across the hall from Monica. 655 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:50,778 No Ross and Monica are siblings. 656 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,562 Come on, Anna, you know this. 657 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:55,609 Do, do you still, uh, talk to any of your college friends? 658 00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:58,003 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 659 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:01,876 Um, at this point, they're all either settled down 660 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:07,273 or desperately clinging to the corpse of their youth. 661 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,841 -And you are? -Right in the middle. 662 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:12,756 Yeah. 663 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,630 What about you? College friends? 664 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,588 -Oh, I... I didn't go. -Oh, right. 665 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,765 Uh, are you still in touch with high school friends? 666 00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,071 No, no. 667 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:34,822 Um... why are you alone? 668 00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:39,566 Um, sorry, what? 669 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:42,961 Like why are you doing this alone? 670 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:47,313 Well, I would like to have a family and this is a... 671 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:50,316 Not... not the answer that you gave in the interview. 672 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,146 Okay. 673 00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:59,151 Um... because I am alone. 674 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:01,109 That's why. 675 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,591 Yeah, I just... 676 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:07,681 You know I feel I'm, I'm in this chapter of my life 677 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:10,292 that feels like it should be over but it's not. 678 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,946 It's just on a loop. 679 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,730 When I hang out with my settled friends, 680 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:16,298 I feel sad for what I want and don't have. 681 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:19,040 And when I hang out with my single friends, 682 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:22,043 I feel sad for what I have and don't want. 683 00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:25,394 And I'm just... I, I just... 684 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:28,832 need to move forward. 685 00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:33,185 And it just so happens that I'm doing it by myself. 686 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,013 Was there ever anyone that you thought 687 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,405 you'd be doing this with? 688 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,278 Yeah, there was actually. 689 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,845 For eight years. 690 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:43,586 Um, but it didn't work out. 691 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,982 You know sometimes it doesn't work out. 692 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,551 People think I'm giving something up to do this, 693 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,205 but I don't feel that way at all. 694 00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:57,557 I just feel like I'm pursuing this thing that I care about. 695 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:04,999 It's weird to be perceived as hopeless in this moment 696 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,306 when I'm actually incredibly hopeful. 697 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:14,139 Why are you alone? 698 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:16,706 I'm 26. 699 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,753 But you're with your family? 700 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,582 Um... 701 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,933 Well, they never looked at me 702 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:30,024 the same way after I got pregnant. 703 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:37,031 And I got tired of seeing myself the way they saw me. 704 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,077 Or see me. 705 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,645 They were really mad when I got pregnant 706 00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:48,086 and they were really mad when I gave it up for adoption. 707 00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:51,089 Uh... 708 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:55,702 It really seemed like the only way they were gonna be happy 709 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:58,879 as if I was wildly unhappy. 710 00:34:58,922 --> 00:34:59,923 Um... 711 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:01,838 So... 712 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:03,971 Yeah. 713 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:07,366 Do you miss them? 714 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:09,542 Um, yeah. 715 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:14,329 But I missed them before, uh, we stopped talking. 716 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,941 I miss the family I had when I was ten. 717 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:21,206 Uh, not talking has actually made it, like, much easier. 718 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:28,038 Sometimes things just don't work out. 719 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,305 I think I've heard that somewhere. 720 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:41,313 Oh, it's like shopping! 721 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,143 Thank you so much for doing this with me. 722 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:48,624 So are you gonna have 723 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,278 the baby shower? 724 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:52,889 Um... no. 725 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,021 Why not? 726 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,240 It just seems kinda weird. 727 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,242 Because you're a guy? 728 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,200 I don't know. 729 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,246 Because you're single? 730 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,161 Well, you're not making it sound less weird. 731 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,858 I think you should have one. 732 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,338 Really? 733 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,515 Would you come? 734 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,734 Yeah. 735 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:14,346 It, it can't miss its own baby shower. 736 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:17,392 Can we not keep calling it "it"? 737 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,090 Yeah, sorry, um... 738 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:21,831 -Oh. -They can't miss 739 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,703 its own baby shower. 740 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,621 Yeah, maybe we can come up with, like, 741 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,884 a gender-neutral name for the interim. 742 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:34,627 What's a gender-neutral name? Like Pat or Tag? 743 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:37,107 Well, Pat's lame and Tag is male. 744 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:38,718 I don't think they should know the name. 745 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:40,720 I mean just temporary till we find out the sex 746 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,200 and then I can give it a real name. 747 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,289 I don't think I should know the sex either. 748 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:45,638 -Really? - Yeah. 749 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:46,726 Like Switzerland. 750 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,207 I guess the less I know the better. 751 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,860 That's what they say in group. 752 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,123 They're saying the opposite in my group. 753 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,386 Great. 754 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:55,517 Well, so, let's just come up with something 755 00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:56,649 for the time being. 756 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,303 How about Peanut? 757 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,000 I think that's too human. 758 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,396 What about Radio? 759 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:05,745 Radio? 760 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:10,228 Yeah, it's like personable but anonymous. 761 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,578 Excuse, a little male to me for some reason. 762 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:13,666 Soda? 763 00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:14,841 Hmm, female. 764 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,538 What about Leaf? 765 00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:18,236 I think that's actually a name. 766 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,237 Yeah. 767 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:21,021 Lamp? 768 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:24,590 Lamp? 769 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:29,421 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what lamp is. 770 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:30,552 Okay. 771 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:31,640 Lamp. 772 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:32,685 Lamp. 773 00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:36,297 I'm not going to whisper. 774 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,646 I don't mean to actually whisper. 775 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,997 I just mean like talk very softly. 776 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,173 -Matt. -Well... 777 00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:45,654 I mean your voice is gonna be the, the voice 778 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:47,569 that Lamp identifies with the most. 779 00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:51,269 'Cause Lamp hears you all the time 780 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:54,184 and so I'm just trying to figure out a way to like... 781 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:57,536 also make my voice a strong presence. 782 00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,494 So I think if you are soft... 783 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,105 Just a little softer. 784 00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:04,673 Okay, well then, why don't you just yell all the time? 785 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,545 I don't come across with angry... 786 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:07,589 Anna? 787 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:09,765 Anna Caper? 788 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,419 -Hey... -Carly! 789 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:12,725 Oh, Carly! 790 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:13,943 -Oh, my God, hi. -Hi. 791 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,728 I haven't seen you in forever. 792 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,033 Hi, yeah. 793 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,600 What are you doing here? 794 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:19,688 My cousin's out here, 795 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,429 I'm visiting for her baby shower. 796 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,997 Yeah. So you live here now? 797 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,868 I do. Yeah. 798 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:29,045 How's, um... law school? 799 00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:30,220 So crazy! 800 00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:31,961 It's just the first year but still. 801 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,963 We're like real adults. 802 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:36,357 Not just like college adults, you know what I mean? 803 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:39,534 Yeah, it sneaks up on you, really fast. 804 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,319 -So you live here. -Mm-hm. 805 00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,321 And you moved with your boyfriend, right? 806 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,497 -Right. - Aw. 807 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,977 Is a congratulations in order or... 808 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:51,633 Not really, he lives in Seattle now. 809 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:55,202 I meant like, you know... a baby... 810 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,684 -No. No, no, no. - No? 811 00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,903 -No, no. No. -No? Oh. 812 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,471 So what are you doing in maternity wear? 813 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,867 -I'm working. -Working? 814 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,303 Working here? 815 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,392 -Yes. Yeah, at the store. - Oh, great. 816 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,698 Hi, excuse me. 817 00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,874 Uh, sorry to interrupt. You work here? 818 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:18,181 Uh, what's the difference between these two items? 819 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:23,056 The material and the color. 820 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:27,277 Hmm. 821 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,932 -Mm. -Yeah. 822 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:33,283 Also, um, somebody dropped some clothes on the floor, 823 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,981 you may wanna look into it. 824 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:36,374 -Yeah, okay. - Mm. 825 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,549 I should go. I should go. 826 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,246 -It was great to see you. -Yeah. 827 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,727 Allie is gonna freak out when I tell her I ran into you. 828 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,077 It's the smallest world ever. 829 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,470 -Cool. - Okay. 830 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,776 Oh, do you know where the, the Bath Buddies are? 831 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,169 -Bath Buddies? - Mm-hm. 832 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,171 Yeah. Um, over there. 833 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:53,565 You're gonna wanna check over there. 834 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,088 -There? Okay. -Mm-hm. 835 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,394 Yeah, um, yeah. 836 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,442 Hey, hey. I... I don't want you to lift this stuff up. 837 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:04,402 I can lift something I was already carrying. 838 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,449 Who was that? 839 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:11,234 -It's my sister's friend. -You have a sister? 840 00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:14,890 -Yes. -I have a brother. 841 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,199 See, whispering is not so bad, right? 842 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,293 Hey, I didn't know you had a sister. 843 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:30,297 Yeah. Allie. 844 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,343 Oh, she's gonna know I'm not with Jason anymore. 845 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,084 Who is Jason? 846 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:37,696 It's the guy I moved here to be with. 847 00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:40,612 What happened to him? 848 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:44,703 It, it doesn't matter, it was a long time ago. 849 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:49,142 Do you think that... she could tell that I was lying 850 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:50,230 about being pregnant? 851 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,492 No. 852 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,364 No, no, we did a good job covering it. 853 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,976 Hey. 854 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,586 What's happening? 855 00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:03,504 I just... I hate the idea of Allie... 856 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,419 finding out that I'm pregnant again. 857 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,596 And my mom and dad. 858 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:15,255 Oh, look... they, they probably not gonna find out, right? 859 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:18,345 But even if they do, what's the worst-case scenario? 860 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:22,001 I don't know like it would confirm 861 00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:24,046 what they think about me already. That... 862 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,877 That they're right. That the only thing I'm good at 863 00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:30,096 is getting pregnant. 864 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,622 -Okay. - 865 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:39,540 You have also helped to create two families. 866 00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:44,502 By giving the hardest possible gifts. 867 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:49,376 First, your actual kid and now your actual self. 868 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:53,685 They are not silver linings, they're stand-alone good things. 869 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,693 That's really nice. 870 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:03,738 Thank you. 871 00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:05,827 You're welcome. 872 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:08,830 Let's get some house plants. 873 00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:10,223 It's supposed to help filter out 874 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,660 harmful airborne household toxins. 875 00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:13,748 What? 876 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:17,143 So, you like 877 00:42:17,186 --> 00:42:18,840 -just looking? - Yeah. 878 00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,450 'Cause I feel like on Tinder, everyone wants, like, 879 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,017 to send you a dick pic or they want you 880 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:25,412 to sit on their face or even worse like buy them dinner. 881 00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:27,588 Here, I can just, like, look. 882 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,547 Can't you just swipe no on Tinder? 883 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,113 Isn't that like the same thing? 884 00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:33,333 No, it wouldn't be because you probably end up 885 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,335 hurting someone's feelings or if you're like me, 886 00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:38,599 you'll end up getting drunk and sitting on their face, anyway. 887 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,167 I can't believe the father of your baby made Loner. 888 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,604 -It's not my baby. - 889 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:46,389 I can't believe the straight single guy 890 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:49,044 who you see all the time slash exclusively 891 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:51,960 who fathered the child inside of you made Loner. 892 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:55,834 It's my second favorite app. 893 00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:57,575 What's your first favorite app? 894 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,054 An app that tracks your periods. 895 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:01,274 Why do you have an app that tracks your periods? 896 00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,581 Hmm, my periods, your periods. 897 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,191 -What? Oh, my God! 898 00:43:05,234 --> 00:43:07,149 Here. There you go. You're welcome. 899 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:08,760 Hey. 900 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:10,544 Hello. You about to ready to go? 901 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,503 Yeah, let me run this till back really quickly. 902 00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:15,636 By the way, uh, brought you some pregnancy tea 903 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,770 and, for the record, this stuff is awesome. 904 00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:21,294 I'm like totally hooked on it. 905 00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:24,645 And as far as I know, I'm not pregnant. 906 00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:26,691 Um, Matt, have you met Jules yet? 907 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:29,911 I don't think we've been officially introduced but... 908 00:43:29,955 --> 00:43:32,218 we've exchanged a lot of cold stares so... 909 00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:33,306 Okay. 910 00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:34,350 I'll be right back. 911 00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,844 Don't name your kid Jesse. 912 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,586 I'm sorry, what? 913 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,110 Do not name your kid Jesse. 914 00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:57,983 Why not? 915 00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:00,333 'Cause I know a Jesse 916 00:44:00,376 --> 00:44:03,162 who doesn't even know what tumble dry low is. 917 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:09,647 Tumble. Dry. Low. 918 00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:18,133 -Hey, you ready? -Yeah. 919 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,440 Um, okay. Uh, I'm gonna head out. 920 00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:23,791 Can you please just like clean up the, uh, syrup pumps? 921 00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,184 Yeah, okay. 922 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:26,794 Thank you so much. I really appreciated it. 923 00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,187 -Okay, bye. - See ya. 924 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,189 -See ya. Have a great day. - Thanks, you too. 925 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,233 Bye. 926 00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:36,848 Did you guys wanna find out the sex today? 927 00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:38,197 -Yeah. -No. 928 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,026 I thought we agreed. 929 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,462 To what? 930 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:43,768 That I shouldn't know. 931 00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:46,814 Well... 932 00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,208 It's my baby, Anna. 933 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,210 I just wanna feel as involved as possible. 934 00:44:51,253 --> 00:44:52,646 You are involved. 935 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,519 You won't feel any less of a connection with Lamp... 936 00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:59,174 just because you didn't find out the sex ahead of time. 937 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,219 I promise. 938 00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:04,832 Meanwhile, I'm over here... 939 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:07,487 having a really hard time setting boundaries 940 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,881 because I share a body with the thing 941 00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:12,100 that I'm supposed to stay separate from. 942 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:14,668 Move in to my house. 943 00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:16,714 What? 944 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,628 Just until the pregnancy is over. 945 00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,587 I just wanna know everything. 946 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,763 I wanna know when you're up in the middle of the night. 947 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,896 I wanna feel all the kicks. 948 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,593 Speaking of boundaries. 949 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,684 Well, I can give you guys a minute. 950 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,903 No, it's okay. 951 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:34,296 You can... You can tell him. Just not me. 952 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,211 -Okay. 953 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,387 Are you ready? 954 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,217 Yeah, don't, yeah. Don't say it. 955 00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,045 Are you sure? 956 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:45,786 Yes. 957 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:47,657 Yeah, because I will blurt it out. 958 00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:48,963 I definitely blurt it out 959 00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:50,748 or I'll be so nervous that I'll blurt it out. 960 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,488 That I'll blurt it out. 961 00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,012 Better I don't know. 962 00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:56,492 Well, a pleasure as always. 963 00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,539 The doctor will be in shortly. 964 00:46:02,107 --> 00:46:08,113 I can't tell if she is really rude or amazing. 965 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,377 I don't think she meant it when she said 966 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,770 I was a "pleasure as always". 967 00:46:14,249 --> 00:46:15,729 Yeah, I think she is amazing. 968 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,752 Hi, Anna. It's your mother. 969 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:42,451 Allie said a friend of hers saw you in California. 970 00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:45,715 You're still working retail I hear. 971 00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:51,809 And, uh, Jason left you or, uh, maybe you left him. 972 00:46:51,852 --> 00:46:54,420 And if there is anything else you'd like to tell me, 973 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,639 I promise I won't be surprised. 974 00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,860 Your father says hello. 975 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,929 I can stay over occasionally. 976 00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:34,590 Yeah, but "Evil doctor" is the archetype. 977 00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:37,158 -Not "Evil Mister". - Here's my question. 978 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:39,944 Where does a monster even get a doctorate? 979 00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:42,990 Lots of monsters have doctorates. It's... 980 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,731 Wait, what are we talking about? 981 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,037 Um... 982 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,039 Jason. Your ex. 983 00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:52,434 Right. Yeah, Jason was a real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 984 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:55,873 Not so unlike my dad. 985 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,527 My dad was more of a Dr. Honeydew. 986 00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:01,313 Who is that? 987 00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:03,315 Who is Dr. Honeydew? 988 00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:05,970 Are you kidding me? 989 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,929 From the Muppets, big yellow head. 990 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:12,628 Constantly torturing his lab assistant Beaker. 991 00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:17,416 Which, frankly, is not unlike me. 992 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:20,071 I guess that would make me Beaker. 993 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:21,811 Whatever. 994 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,292 Uh, no, no, no. Stay put. 995 00:48:24,336 --> 00:48:25,728 - 996 00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:34,694 What's with the all these lady books? 997 00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:37,653 Uh, those are parenting books 998 00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:40,439 for single parents, but everything I could find 999 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:44,356 for single dad was for guys who are divorced or widowers 1000 00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:46,271 which didn't really apply. 1001 00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:49,448 What about "A Father Knows"? 1002 00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:52,538 Oh, yeah, that one, um... 1003 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,192 I thought that was a parenting book 1004 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:56,934 and I couldn't quite make up from the thumbnail online. 1005 00:48:56,977 --> 00:49:00,067 So I bought it and not even close. 1006 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,287 Okay. 1007 00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:05,072 You're sleeping in my room. 1008 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,334 And where are you? 1009 00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:08,380 I'm gonna sleep in, uh, Lamp's room. 1010 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:10,686 Oh. 1011 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,993 I don't wanna kick you at it, your bed. 1012 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,691 It's okay. I don't wanna mess with your Lamp-boundaries 1013 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,867 by making you sleep in the nursery. 1014 00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,392 -Okay. -Yeah, it's all good. Come on. 1015 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:41,979 Hey. 1016 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:50,030 -Hey, are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1017 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,945 Uh, Lamp's moving. 1018 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:56,906 Hm. 1019 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:03,087 Oh. 1020 00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,970 Hi, you two. 1021 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,147 Might I interest you in this Norwegian design, 1022 00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:22,845 it's made from sustainably crafted lucite, 1023 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,717 it's durable, it's waterproof. 1024 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,980 It offers an open view to the environment... 1025 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,026 Oh, it's six thousand dollars. 1026 00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:30,070 Whoa. 1027 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:36,772 Really this converts into a toddler bed and a Mercedes? 1028 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,776 No, but... 1029 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:44,737 This crib converts from a toddler bed to a day bed 1030 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:47,653 and offers three different infant mattress positions. 1031 00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:48,741 Oh. 1032 00:50:48,784 --> 00:50:50,177 It's, uh, $450. 1033 00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:53,006 It's made from particleboard. As a warning. 1034 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,443 Is that mean particleboard is bad for the baby somehow? 1035 00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,054 No. Not at all. 1036 00:50:58,272 --> 00:50:59,882 -Okay. Great. - Great. 1037 00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,754 -I really like this. - Great. 1038 00:51:01,797 --> 00:51:05,410 Here is the item number. 1039 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,890 Present this at the register. 1040 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:10,850 I think you two were gonna be really happy with this. 1041 00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:12,678 Ew. No, we're not together. 1042 00:51:12,721 --> 00:51:14,854 Oh. 1043 00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:16,116 She's my surrogate. 1044 00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:18,075 Ah. 1045 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:21,121 We... Why is the idea of me 1046 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:22,992 being a single mom... 1047 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:24,951 ...and the idea of him being a single dad... 1048 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,084 Yeah. 1049 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,087 Oh. Um... 1050 00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:32,350 I just... 1051 00:51:32,393 --> 00:51:34,178 Sorry. 1052 00:51:34,221 --> 00:51:35,831 I think we'll buy this on the Internet. 1053 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:38,007 Oh, we don't work off commission. 1054 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:39,096 Oh, you don't. 1055 00:51:48,453 --> 00:51:49,758 This is sure a lot of 1056 00:51:49,802 --> 00:51:51,238 the invitations considering the fact 1057 00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:53,501 that I've never seen you talk to anybody else, 1058 00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:56,243 or talk about having other friends. 1059 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,377 You're one to talk. 1060 00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:11,519 What's going on? 1061 00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:12,868 What are you talking about? 1062 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,176 -You're being really quiet. -No, I'm not. 1063 00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:24,750 Listen to how quiet you're being right now. 1064 00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:36,327 At the store when the lady... 1065 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:39,330 thought we were together, you said, "Ew, no." 1066 00:52:39,373 --> 00:52:42,942 I didn't say "ew" as in "you're gross". 1067 00:52:42,985 --> 00:52:47,338 I said "ew" as in "it would be gross if we were a couple." 1068 00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:48,426 Why? 1069 00:52:48,469 --> 00:52:50,602 Why would that be gross? 1070 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:52,691 Because you are like 20 years older than me. 1071 00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,345 Why is that horrible? 1072 00:52:54,388 --> 00:52:57,435 So... you would be okay with dating someone 1073 00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:59,437 who was shitting in their diaper 1074 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,962 when you were getting your first hand-job? 1075 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:09,490 Or someone who couldn't count when you were in college? 1076 00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:12,058 Or someone whose parents are probably like 1077 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,147 in the grade above you? 1078 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,149 One grade above you? 1079 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,282 I think you're being prescriptive. 1080 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:22,155 I think you've watched too many Woody Allen movies. 1081 00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:24,636 Well, they're romantic. 1082 00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,115 - Annie Hall. - Annie Hall. 1083 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,813 Right. That's movie about... 1084 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:31,382 a parade of aging neurotics, crunching their fear of death 1085 00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:35,429 by grabbing onto woman at the start of their lives 1086 00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:37,301 and then like feeding of them. 1087 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:40,260 Yeah. Ew. 1088 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,696 Then he made Manhattan 1089 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:45,352 which is a movie about dating a teenage girl. 1090 00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:47,876 That starred a real teenage girl 1091 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,838 who he then literally tried to date afterward in real life. 1092 00:53:52,881 --> 00:53:54,318 Ew. 1093 00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:55,536 See? 1094 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:00,846 It's just sometimes people just connect. 1095 00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:03,936 It's not about being attracted to one another. 1096 00:54:06,808 --> 00:54:10,769 Do you know a lot of 45-year-old men 1097 00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:13,815 who have 26-year-old female friends? 1098 00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,774 Like... 1099 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:18,255 how many friends in their 20's do you have? 1100 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,084 I don't know. 1101 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:28,395 One. 1102 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:54,334 Ow. 1103 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:06,215 Can... 1104 00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:08,653 Can you tell me what a period is? 1105 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,701 What? 1106 00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:16,574 You wanna pull out the inner tube. 1107 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,359 Until it stops. 1108 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:21,056 Uh, and then, and then you... 1109 00:55:22,188 --> 00:55:25,147 Uh, and then you... 1110 00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:26,235 Remember? 1111 00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:27,846 Uh, it just get... Um... 1112 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,675 Well, if, if you're starting out, 1113 00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:33,199 it helps to put your leg up on something like, 1114 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,244 uh, bathtub or stool. 1115 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:37,334 Um... 1116 00:55:37,377 --> 00:55:39,336 Because... 1117 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:40,815 Just so that everything... 1118 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:45,777 opens up a bit easier, uh... 1119 00:55:46,865 --> 00:55:48,388 and... 1120 00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:54,873 This is just so mortifying. 1121 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:58,398 This gonna be much more awkward for Lamp 1122 00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:01,227 so just get through it quickly. 1123 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,404 Yeah, of course. 1124 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:07,886 So then, um, it gets inserted. 1125 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:10,236 So, you, uh... 1126 00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:13,282 Um... that's when you insert, you push it in. 1127 00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:14,936 Okay, insert it where? 1128 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,113 -Seriously? -Yeah. 1129 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,727 In, uh, vagina. 1130 00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:25,207 You don't whisper it. 1131 00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:27,209 Kids will pick up on that. That it's, like, shameful. 1132 00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:28,297 Say vagina. 1133 00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:29,734 -Right in the vagina. -Great. 1134 00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:31,953 -Put it in the vagina. -Perfect. 1135 00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:34,695 And, and you pushed until you feel resistance. 1136 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,088 And so then you stop 1137 00:56:36,131 --> 00:56:39,439 and you push in the little plunger 1138 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:41,920 and the tampon goes in. 1139 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:45,402 And... it's in. 1140 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:48,666 And, and you pull out the applicator. 1141 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,145 And toss in the trash. 1142 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:54,628 Oh, my God. 1143 00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:57,152 You expect me to remember that for like 12 years? 1144 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,198 How embarrassing was that for you? 1145 00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:00,504 I'm pretty embarrassed. 1146 00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:03,376 Then you'll remember it forever. 1147 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:10,427 Mm. 1148 00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:20,741 Yes! 1149 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,395 They love it. 1150 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,223 It's, um... 1151 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,485 Oh, you hear it again. 1152 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:28,183 Two birds with one stone. 1153 00:57:28,227 --> 00:57:30,316 That name's just on your body forever. 1154 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,406 Right, that's why I got it. So I could remember something 1155 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,016 that I wished would have lasted forever. 1156 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,975 Are you worried that your next partner's 1157 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,237 gonna be bothered by that? 1158 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,021 Why would I based my decisions now 1159 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,980 about some future hypothetical asshole? 1160 00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:43,329 Why are they an asshole? 1161 00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:45,462 Because they mind my tattoos. 1162 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,507 The Sams don't mind Celine... 1163 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,553 and Celine never minded Nick. 1164 00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:51,293 You're, you're body is a graveyard. 1165 00:57:51,337 --> 00:57:53,470 You mean love and loss. Love and loss. 1166 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,689 If we're not carrying the people we love with us, 1167 00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:57,996 then what are we even doing? 1168 00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,128 -Moving on. - Okay, well, whatever. 1169 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:03,610 What about you and that guy? 1170 00:58:03,654 --> 00:58:04,916 We're not a couple. 1171 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:08,006 Okay. I know you're not fucking... 1172 00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:11,009 but, like that doesn't mean that you don't have a thing. 1173 00:58:11,052 --> 00:58:14,099 -We're... we're friends. - It's something. 1174 00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:15,753 And it's finite. 1175 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,015 Finite, how? 1176 00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,626 In that this period will end at some point, 1177 00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:22,455 you will give birth to a child and then what happens? 1178 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,326 You don't need to be like a thing 1179 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:26,590 in the way that you define in order to breakup. 1180 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:28,548 Just because you're not like "together together" 1181 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:30,681 doesn't mean that you haven't created a bond. 1182 00:58:30,724 --> 00:58:32,247 You have created a connection 1183 00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:34,511 between the two of you that will end. 1184 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:39,080 Also... 1185 00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:41,561 I'm really worried that you're probably making 1186 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,694 a little straight white guy in there. 1187 00:58:44,651 --> 00:58:47,567 I am. That's the whole plan. 1188 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,482 I'm gonna... 1189 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,789 I should... I just give him a podcast. 1190 00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:53,530 -Oh. - Oh, yeah. 1191 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,401 It's about Reaganomics. - 1192 00:58:57,446 --> 00:59:00,493 Oh, my God, speaking of, we're not open! 1193 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,321 I don't know when we open. 1194 00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:04,236 Leave, leave. We're not open. 1195 00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:06,543 Oh, my God. I'm gonna call the police. 1196 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,197 You okay? 1197 00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,416 Seems like your... 1198 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,767 I seem... 1199 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:15,813 Off. 1200 00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:22,559 Hormones. 1201 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,648 Probably. 1202 00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:28,608 Oh, what we do with our hormones 1203 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,131 to sum everything up. 1204 00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:35,049 You'd probably invent hormones to sum everything up with. 1205 00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:40,707 That's... That sounds like my mom and stepdad. 1206 00:59:40,751 --> 00:59:43,754 I just wanna say thank you in advance for doing this 1207 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:46,583 with me and I also apologize for everyone that I know. 1208 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:48,454 -There you are! -Hey! 1209 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:50,543 -Hi. Oh. -Hi. 1210 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,632 Your stairs are very slippery. 1211 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,329 You're gonna want to get some grippy tape. 1212 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:55,940 -You know what grippy tape is? -Uh-huh. 1213 00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:57,637 -It's like sandpaper. -Yeah. Okay. 1214 00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,204 -Matthew. -Hey, Carson. How are you? 1215 00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:01,380 Do you know what kind of tape I'm talking about, Matt? 1216 01:00:01,423 --> 01:00:02,990 It... You see it in office buildings. 1217 01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:04,209 Oh, come on in. 1218 01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:06,167 This is Anna. 1219 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:08,169 -Hi. She's too young for you. -Hi. 1220 01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:10,432 Yeah, we know. Nobody is dating anybody. 1221 01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:11,999 Uh, this is my Mom Adele. 1222 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:13,305 -This is Carson. -Hello! 1223 01:00:13,348 --> 01:00:15,133 Nice to meet you. May I? 1224 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,352 Mom, you can talk directly to Anna... 1225 01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:19,006 Oh, my God! 1226 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:21,487 Oh, my third grandchild is in there. 1227 01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:23,054 And look how big she is already. 1228 01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:25,752 I mean you were a big baby. Like father like son, right? 1229 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:27,058 Or daughter. 1230 01:00:27,101 --> 01:00:29,669 With a belly that big, let's hope it's a boy. 1231 01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:33,238 Where should I put these cookies? 1232 01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:34,805 -Um... - Oh, she doesn't know. 1233 01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,763 -Yeah. We brought cookies. - Great. 1234 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,678 Why do they have so many plants in here? 1235 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:41,986 You can have my chaps. - Always with the chaps. 1236 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,641 I decided I'm gonna go with Opah. 1237 01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:45,685 Oprah? 1238 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:46,947 Oh-Pah. 1239 01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:48,688 -It's German. -We're not German. 1240 01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:51,386 I just like the sound of it. Somebody's probably German. 1241 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:52,866 A lot of people are German, 1242 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,739 but you yourself are not a descendant of any of them. 1243 01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:57,349 I wanna go with Mimi. 1244 01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:59,568 -"Me me". -Mm-hm. 1245 01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:01,962 Can you do names when you're related through marriage? 1246 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:03,094 Adele... 1247 01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:04,486 I'm related. 1248 01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:05,618 Tomato, tom-ah-to. 1249 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,141 What's Carson gonna be called? 1250 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,577 Carson. - Carson. 1251 01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:09,970 You know it's a funny thing 1252 01:01:10,014 --> 01:01:11,624 that was gonna be my number one choice 1253 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,626 if Opah was already taken. 1254 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,674 The humor gene is very strong with these two, Matty and Marty. 1255 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,240 So what are you gonna be called? 1256 01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:25,943 Um... "That... That Lady"? 1257 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,205 See? 1258 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,686 If you're not related, you don't do names. 1259 01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:31,862 Organ donors do not get nicknames. 1260 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:33,341 Is that what this is like? 1261 01:01:33,385 --> 01:01:35,517 Like donating an organ? 1262 01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:39,130 I don't know. I've never donated an organ before. 1263 01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:42,350 You must be Dylan's wife? 1264 01:01:42,394 --> 01:01:44,526 No, I'm the surrogate. 1265 01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,572 Oh, congrats! 1266 01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:48,487 Um, is that appropriate? 1267 01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:50,271 -Thanks. -Hey, Shell, Shell! 1268 01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:53,884 Come meet the surrogate! The, the surrogate! 1269 01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,450 -Come here. - Oh... 1270 01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:58,453 Wow, look at you! 1271 01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:01,152 Oh, you are so big already! 1272 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:02,806 -I know, right? - 1273 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,198 That's what I've heard. 1274 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:05,547 -Oh. -Oh, wow. 1275 01:02:05,591 --> 01:02:07,767 -Baby's gonna be healthy. -Yeah, healthy baby. 1276 01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,339 How'd you do that? 1277 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,212 Here. I'm sorry... 1278 01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:28,309 All right, let's see here. 1279 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:32,792 Oh... Oh, come on! 1280 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:37,841 So good. 1281 01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:43,368 I love it. I love it. 1282 01:02:43,411 --> 01:02:44,848 - Make way. 1283 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:47,024 -Whoa! - Perfect! 1284 01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:48,547 This thing is huge! 1285 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:49,766 Here we go. 1286 01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:50,897 Uh, is it a weapon or something? 1287 01:02:58,992 --> 01:03:01,821 Oh, yes... 1288 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:02,996 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1289 01:03:04,737 --> 01:03:06,521 -Thank you. Thank you. -Yeah. 1290 01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:14,660 Oh, my God. All right, who's next? Who's next? 1291 01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:15,922 What's this? 1292 01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:20,318 That's a koala bear. 1293 01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:52,959 I'm like craving pizza right now. 1294 01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:55,266 I think I'm having a sympathy craving. 1295 01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:57,921 -You always want pizza. - That's true. 1296 01:03:57,964 --> 01:04:00,488 The question is, "Do you want pizza?" 1297 01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:03,143 And if you do, say we order it now or later? 1298 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:05,754 I should probably go... 1299 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:07,582 -actually. - What? 1300 01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:10,194 We're gonna watch season nine of Friends. 1301 01:04:10,237 --> 01:04:12,152 I think I'm just gonna watch it at home. 1302 01:04:17,766 --> 01:04:20,073 -Did I do something? - No. 1303 01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:22,771 I just have to be up super early tomorrow 1304 01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:25,992 and I've been here all day. 1305 01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:27,994 Thank you for that, by the way. 1306 01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:30,475 Thank you for thanking me. 1307 01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,304 Yeah, so that right there. 1308 01:04:33,957 --> 01:04:35,480 What? 1309 01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:37,264 You... you got sad. 1310 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,095 Please... don't see when I'm sad. 1311 01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:43,836 Please. 1312 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,185 What's going on? 1313 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:49,233 I think... 1314 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:55,892 I think that we should have better boundaries. 1315 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,945 Was it the party? 1316 01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:07,729 Was it the party? I'm sorry. 1317 01:05:07,773 --> 01:05:09,949 No. Yes, but... 1318 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,996 No, it's, it's... everything. 1319 01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:16,782 It's like we spend way too much time together. 1320 01:05:16,825 --> 01:05:18,610 I basically only hanging out with you. 1321 01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,351 I don't hang out with anybody else. 1322 01:05:20,394 --> 01:05:22,440 -What's the point? -What's the point of what? 1323 01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,572 What is the point of hanging out? 1324 01:05:25,399 --> 01:05:26,444 What? 1325 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:30,578 We've spent so much time together. 1326 01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:34,887 And yet you still see me as like this, like, naive woman. 1327 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,671 -That's not true. -And you're like... 1328 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:40,588 You're always trying to, like, do things for me, like I'm some 1329 01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:42,416 -charity case like... -What? 1330 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,244 I did stuff on my own. 1331 01:05:44,288 --> 01:05:45,854 I know that! 1332 01:05:45,898 --> 01:05:48,161 Do you... Do you seriously think I'm that shitty of a friend? 1333 01:05:48,205 --> 01:05:49,554 Okay, "friend". 1334 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,469 Are we friends? 1335 01:05:52,296 --> 01:05:53,340 Are we? 1336 01:05:57,431 --> 01:06:01,218 I, I don't know. I... 1337 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:06,049 I think that if we are, in order for this to work, 1338 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,441 we shouldn't be. 1339 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,536 I will see you on Wednesday. 1340 01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:17,625 Okay. 1341 01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:25,068 Hey, I'll, uh, see you Wednesday. 1342 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:27,287 Okay. 1343 01:08:09,737 --> 01:08:11,174 I'll send the doctor right in. 1344 01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:12,436 Thanks. 1345 01:08:15,482 --> 01:08:18,050 What's goin' on? What's with you two? 1346 01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:27,625 This is how we are now. 1347 01:08:38,026 --> 01:08:39,985 Hey, could you, uh... 1348 01:08:40,028 --> 01:08:43,031 Could you update the food log again? 1349 01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:47,775 -Uh, sure. -Great. 1350 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,474 That'd be great 'cause... 1351 01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:56,132 since we're not eating meals together so much, um... 1352 01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,612 it would just be great to have a sense of... 1353 01:08:58,656 --> 01:08:59,831 Yeah, of course. 1354 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:05,228 Hi. 1355 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:06,577 I'm Shayleen. 1356 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,449 Welcome to Koala House Birth Center 1357 01:09:09,493 --> 01:09:11,625 for Learning and Feeling. 1358 01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:14,715 Um, I love the miracle of birth. 1359 01:09:15,934 --> 01:09:17,240 Even more than that 1360 01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:19,677 I love empowering couples within the process. 1361 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,768 So it is truly my pleasure 1362 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:27,293 to be on this journey with you. 1363 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:30,209 And I'd like to start class with a cleansing breath. 1364 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:51,230 I am Matt and this is my baby. 1365 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,884 And you partner? 1366 01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:55,800 Uh, no. She's not my partner. 1367 01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:57,497 We're feminists. 1368 01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:58,759 Um... 1369 01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:03,416 This is Anna. Uh, she's my surrogate. 1370 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:08,116 Wonderful, and is there a third partner? 1371 01:10:10,902 --> 01:10:11,903 No. 1372 01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:15,385 Wonderful. 1373 01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:20,433 Just letting go of the third partner idea. 1374 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,829 Hi, I'm Ivy. 1375 01:10:24,872 --> 01:10:26,483 Uh, this is Jackie. 1376 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:29,747 And this is really bonded us in a way that... 1377 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:32,793 More so than ever before, I feel like we are one. 1378 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:35,056 -Yeah. -About to be... 1379 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,623 -three. -Three. 1380 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:39,844 I love you. - I love you. 1381 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,411 And you're pushing, pushing, 1382 01:10:41,454 --> 01:10:43,717 pushing, pushing, pushing. And you're getting through it. 1383 01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:45,937 And you're getting through it and you're surviving. 1384 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:47,808 And then you gonna push. 1385 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,246 And then you got your baby. 1386 01:10:51,029 --> 01:10:52,813 Just breathe. 1387 01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:56,164 Breathe in your partner's support. Good. 1388 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,905 Breathe. 1389 01:10:57,949 --> 01:11:00,299 And I definitely recommend late-clamping. 1390 01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:02,388 And you can still do skin-to-skin. 1391 01:11:02,432 --> 01:11:04,216 Well, just flop 'em right on you 1392 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,262 while you wait the four to seven minutes 1393 01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:08,612 for the pulsing to conclude, okay? 1394 01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:11,919 The umbilical cord doesn't have a lot of reach. Don't pull it. 1395 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,052 Baby will be here. 1396 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:16,446 Not here. Here. 1397 01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:18,186 I just wanna say... 1398 01:11:18,230 --> 01:11:21,799 I think what you are doing is so brave. 1399 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:22,930 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1400 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,066 Okay, move to the hips. 1401 01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,589 Move to the hips. 1402 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,375 Yes. 1403 01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:35,595 What about our situation? 1404 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:38,294 Yeah, I... obviously won't be doing skin-to-skin. 1405 01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:39,512 But Papa can. 1406 01:11:39,556 --> 01:11:41,209 All the Papas can. 1407 01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:43,821 You just wanna wear shirt that can easily open up 1408 01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:46,084 and then we just pull up a little stool. 1409 01:11:46,127 --> 01:11:47,520 Sit right there. 1410 01:11:47,564 --> 01:11:49,566 -And he'll do the skin-to-skin. - Breathe. 1411 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,526 -Breathe. - 1412 01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:55,659 Anyway, good luck. 1413 01:11:55,702 --> 01:11:56,877 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1414 01:11:58,444 --> 01:11:59,489 You too. 1415 01:11:59,532 --> 01:12:00,751 So just to be clear... 1416 01:12:00,794 --> 01:12:03,057 he would be on a stool 1417 01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:06,757 between my legs for four to seven minutes 1418 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,455 while the baby is still tethered to me... 1419 01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:11,544 my insides? 1420 01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,025 Yes. Is that a problem? 1421 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:21,598 Standing position two. 1422 01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:26,690 Now let's practice the words of encouragement 1423 01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,169 that we talked about. 1424 01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:35,089 This is really important. 1425 01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:45,448 You really, uh... You doing, you doing okay. 1426 01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,496 You're doing really good. 1427 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:51,802 You're doing good. 1428 01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:54,848 You're the best. 1429 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:00,027 You're the best. 1430 01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:15,652 Ah... 1431 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,854 Hi, um... 1432 01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:46,378 Uh, so this is happening. 1433 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:52,645 There's no signs of a rupture or vasa previa, 1434 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:54,125 placenta is in good shape. 1435 01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:57,171 Baby's heartbeat is strong, movement is normal. 1436 01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:59,739 All signs point to pre-labor... 1437 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,828 But she... she's only 34 weeks. 1438 01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,787 Pre-labor doesn't always mean labor is close. 1439 01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:06,616 You're only 25 percent effaced. 1440 01:14:06,659 --> 01:14:08,400 But the baby is sitting very low. 1441 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,836 I recommend staying off your feet. 1442 01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:36,123 I never picture this... 1443 01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:41,389 being friends or... 1444 01:14:41,433 --> 01:14:42,478 I don't think... 1445 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:48,658 All the reading in pamphlets and stuff about... 1446 01:14:50,529 --> 01:14:53,619 separating from the baby like... 1447 01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:56,056 There's... 1448 01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:01,235 There's nothing about like losing the Dad. 1449 01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:04,021 Hey. 1450 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:08,112 We're not gonna lose each other. 1451 01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:14,161 You're gonna have Lamp and I'm gonna be in Vermont 1452 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:15,902 -and... -What? 1453 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:21,821 I... I got into school. 1454 01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:26,739 -You got into school? -Yeah. 1455 01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:28,654 -Get out of here. - 1456 01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,093 You kidding me? 1457 01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,881 Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you. 1458 01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,971 -Not in a dad-way, just... -I know... 1459 01:15:42,102 --> 01:15:44,496 I... congratulations. 1460 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:50,676 -Why are you crying? - 1461 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,635 I don't know because... 1462 01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:55,376 Because I love you. 1463 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:00,947 You love me how? 1464 01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:03,950 Like in a... Like a normal way. 1465 01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:05,952 -Like a not a gross way. -Yeah. 1466 01:16:05,996 --> 01:16:09,086 Like, like a boring way. Like... 1467 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,140 I love you too, by the way. 1468 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:21,664 Hope that's obvious. 1469 01:16:25,493 --> 01:16:26,582 I know. 1470 01:16:32,196 --> 01:16:33,284 I know. 1471 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:06,665 Look, it rolls. 1472 01:17:30,689 --> 01:17:32,299 Why are you groaning? 1473 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:35,041 This is harder than I thought it would be. 1474 01:17:43,354 --> 01:17:46,444 The show is so fucking dumb. 1475 01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:53,103 Cross it over into the middle. 1476 01:17:53,146 --> 01:17:56,497 Then take some hair on the same side. 1477 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:58,282 This looks good. 1478 01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:01,372 So you must be getting pretty excited. 1479 01:18:03,766 --> 01:18:05,115 Yeah. 1480 01:18:05,158 --> 01:18:07,421 Uh, very nervous. 1481 01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:09,119 Very excited. 1482 01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:11,251 I don't know what I'm in for. There's no way to know 1483 01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:13,253 until you're, you're, you're doing it, I guess. 1484 01:18:13,297 --> 01:18:17,083 So, yeah, excited, nervous, but good nervous. 1485 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:20,913 Um, my mucus plug dropped. 1486 01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:23,655 And I've had my bloody show. 1487 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,918 Our bloody show? Sorry. 1488 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:28,660 -Our bloody show. -I think you can say yours. 1489 01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:31,707 Uh, no, I think it's our bloody show. 1490 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,317 Is it? - Yeah. 1491 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,885 You know since you pushed me on it, it's your bloody show. 1492 01:18:35,928 --> 01:18:38,888 -It's his bloody show -Well, it's my bloody show. 1493 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:41,673 Is that gross to... Is that gross to tell you? 1494 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:44,197 I'm here to, to hear whatever... 1495 01:18:44,241 --> 01:18:46,591 whatever it is that you want to tell me. 1496 01:18:49,246 --> 01:18:51,422 Anything else that you like to discuss? 1497 01:18:51,465 --> 01:18:52,815 We finished Friends. 1498 01:18:55,295 --> 01:18:57,167 Yeah, we did. 1499 01:18:57,210 --> 01:19:00,300 We watched all of Friends. 1500 01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,274 Do you want to, um... 1501 01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:20,320 hold hands and eat candy 1502 01:19:20,364 --> 01:19:22,583 and continue not sleeping together? 1503 01:19:26,239 --> 01:19:27,763 I thought you'd never ask. 1504 01:19:58,315 --> 01:19:59,359 Matt. 1505 01:20:00,186 --> 01:20:01,231 Matt. 1506 01:20:01,274 --> 01:20:02,275 Yeah. 1507 01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:04,364 -I... -What is it, Anna? 1508 01:20:04,408 --> 01:20:05,713 I had a contraction. 1509 01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:07,803 It's early, right? It's early. 1510 01:20:07,846 --> 01:20:09,065 Oh, you're early? 1511 01:20:09,108 --> 01:20:11,632 Uh, I, I not like scary early. 1512 01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:12,764 I think it's like a week, 1513 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,200 -right? -Okay. 1514 01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:15,985 Time it. We have to time it. 1515 01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:17,160 That's... 1516 01:20:18,683 --> 01:20:21,164 Time. Uh, I gotta get my phone. 1517 01:20:21,207 --> 01:20:24,123 Okay. Could you give me some water, first? 1518 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,864 Yes, water. Water. 1519 01:20:25,908 --> 01:20:27,083 Okay. 1520 01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:40,183 Why didn't you do that earlier? 1521 01:20:40,226 --> 01:20:41,575 I don't know! 1522 01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,558 You're supposed to be encouraging me! 1523 01:21:07,601 --> 01:21:10,343 You're doing great! 1524 01:21:10,387 --> 01:21:11,997 Aw! -You're doing so good! 1525 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,303 Just, uh... 1526 01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:15,653 I don't believe anything you're saying right now! 1527 01:21:33,453 --> 01:21:36,152 How... how far apart are they now? 1528 01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:38,458 That's, uh, well, eight minutes. 1529 01:21:39,111 --> 01:21:40,634 -Still? -Yeah. 1530 01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:45,813 Here we go. Nice and cold. 1531 01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:47,119 Just like you like it. 1532 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,948 -There you go. -Thanks. 1533 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:51,689 -Whoa! Whoa! Oh, my God! 1534 01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:53,952 -Whoa! Are you okay? -I... yeah. 1535 01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:56,302 Oh, wow! I... I gonna go... 1536 01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,695 I gonna go get... change my shirt. 1537 01:21:57,738 --> 01:21:59,871 -What? -I, I gotta have a button-down 1538 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,394 -for skin-on-skin. -Okay. 1539 01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:02,700 This is, uh... This is it! 1540 01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:04,615 Can you get... Can you get me a pair of pants? 1541 01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:05,659 Yes! 1542 01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:07,270 Okay, too fast. 1543 01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:08,445 -You're going too fast. -Okay. 1544 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:10,099 It's happening. 1545 01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:11,578 Okay. 1546 01:22:11,622 --> 01:22:13,580 Date today. Oh, my God, what is today? 1547 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:15,365 Today, today is Lamp's birthday. What is it? 1548 01:22:19,804 --> 01:22:21,458 Good. You wanna sit down now? 1549 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:23,373 No? Keep moving, keep moving. All right. 1550 01:22:34,558 --> 01:22:36,821 You're doing great! - 1551 01:22:44,437 --> 01:22:46,439 Do you want some, uh... 1552 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:50,008 like some ice cream down the hall or... 1553 01:22:50,052 --> 01:22:52,619 I don't want... I don't think I can have ice cream. 1554 01:22:52,663 --> 01:22:54,143 Yeah. Okay. 1555 01:22:54,186 --> 01:22:55,448 There you go. 1556 01:22:59,670 --> 01:23:03,500 Okay, if you want the epidural, it's now or never. 1557 01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:04,980 Yes, I want the... 1558 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:08,809 Keep it up! Push! Good, good! 1559 01:23:08,853 --> 01:23:10,550 Bear down. Push! 1560 01:23:10,594 --> 01:23:12,074 - Push! 1561 01:23:12,857 --> 01:23:14,511 Okay. Push, Anna. 1562 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,686 Push! 1563 01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:18,036 Push! Push! 1564 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,733 Push! 1565 01:23:19,777 --> 01:23:21,039 Push, Anna! 1566 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:23,911 Don't stop now, Anna. 1567 01:23:23,955 --> 01:23:25,174 You can rest in a minute. 1568 01:23:25,217 --> 01:23:27,698 Push, Anna. Push, push! 1569 01:23:27,741 --> 01:23:30,657 -You can do this. Push! 1570 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:33,965 Push, push, push! 1571 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:38,143 Push, Anna. Good, good! We're crowning! 1572 01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:41,016 Okay, we're gonna push again in another 30 seconds. 1573 01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:42,713 -"We". - Oh, my God. 1574 01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:44,062 I can see... 1575 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:46,282 I can see Lamp's head! 1576 01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:47,674 Lamp has hair! 1577 01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:54,029 You are so amazing. 1578 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,900 I'm really happy for you. 1579 01:23:58,816 --> 01:24:01,123 Okay, Anna, here we go! 1580 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:02,907 Take a deep breath. 1581 01:24:02,950 --> 01:24:06,215 -Push! Push! 1582 01:24:06,258 --> 01:24:08,478 Good, good. That's right. 1583 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,654 Push! 1584 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,745 There you go! 1585 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,486 We got it! 1586 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:34,591 Oh, God! 1587 01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,723 Oh, my God! 1588 01:24:37,376 --> 01:24:38,725 Hey, Lamp! 1589 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,815 Hey, there. 1590 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:49,519 Oh, my God. Welcome. 1591 01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:55,046 Welcome to the world. 1592 01:24:56,917 --> 01:24:58,484 You're so beautiful. 1593 01:25:02,009 --> 01:25:03,794 Oh, my God. 1594 01:26:21,001 --> 01:26:24,440 At the mercy