1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:04,879 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,436 (upbeat electronic music) 5 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:28,319 (crowd screaming) 6 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:42,250 - [Kale] I'm coming babe. (crowd continues screaming) 7 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:55,138 - [Woman] Oh you're gone Kale. Fall. 8 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,892 (crowd continues screaming) 9 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:01,061 - Oh Kale. Damn. - Damn it. 10 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:08,485 * I don't know what you want from me, uh * 11 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,488 * I done gave you everything, pulled a lot of strings * 12 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:15,075 * Promised a wedding ring * 13 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,786 * I don't know what you want from me * 14 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:20,246 * I done gave you everything * 15 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,874 * Things I did got you out my lane * 16 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,585 * You want the storm so I made it rain * 17 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,129 * You ain't doing enough, baby * 18 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,799 * That's the reason why we cheat * 19 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,468 * I go hard for something real * 20 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,887 * And you know black men don't cheat * 21 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,223 * We might slip up baby but you know ain't nobody perfect * 22 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,391 * I know I did some shit that hurt you * 23 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,142 * But you ain't deserve it * 24 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,645 * But it's a different type of love, got me feeling nervous * 25 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:44,646 * Got butterflies in my stomach * 26 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,272 * That shit wasn't worth it * 27 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,234 * I did shit on accident, I swear it wasn't on purpose * 28 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,318 * Sitting there listening to my niggas * 29 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,653 * But that shit wasn't working * 30 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,822 * Dale's probably trying to get with you * 31 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,532 * I wasn't thinking about nothing else baby * 32 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,617 * I was into you * 33 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,370 * I don't know what you want from me * 34 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,039 * I done gave you everything * 35 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,542 * Things I did got me out my lane * 36 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:08,211 * You want the storm so I made rain * 37 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,797 * You ain't doing enough, baby * 38 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,425 * That's the reason why we cheat * 39 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,094 * I go hard something real * 40 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,555 * And you know black man don't cheat * 41 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,473 * Fuck love 'cause I'm tired of trying * 42 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,474 * And you know we both cheat baby * 43 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,184 * So why the fuck you crying * 44 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,520 * I don't think this gonna work out 'cause we always lying * 45 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,147 * Here go your keys in the door * 46 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,273 * That's just something on my mind * 47 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,482 * And I don't care what you do * 48 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:33,278 * 'Cause I already got my nig back * 49 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,697 - What are you expecting Jag? 50 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,283 You think he's gonna be different 51 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,618 because he's been different? 52 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:48,126 He's no different than any other man in your life. 53 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,503 - All man are cheat. - Not me. 54 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,552 - Yes James, even you. 55 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,970 * And you know we both cheat baby * 56 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,221 * So why the fuck you crying * 57 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,600 * I don't think this is gonna work out * 58 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:06,353 - Why won't this door open? I gotta pee. 59 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:09,022 I gotta pee. I gotta pee. - Okay, okay calm down. 60 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:14,444 - I can't take this dress off. - Wait we'll help you. 61 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,362 - I need the bathroom. 62 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,239 - Wait. - Uh uh, uh uh no. 63 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,492 You're not gonna pee in the sink. 64 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,951 - I've never been in a relationship before 65 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,245 so technically I can't cheat. 66 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,165 - In her eyes, you sleep with another woman, 67 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,834 you're a cheater just like any other cheater. 68 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,879 - No, I think you mean just like you. 69 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:37,092 - Yep, just like me. (upbeat music) 70 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,429 - I invited Jaguar. - You did what? 71 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,848 * That's the reason why we cheat * 72 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,601 * I go hard for something real * 73 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,437 * And you know black men don't cheat * 74 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:54,442 (upbeat electronic music) (door closing) 75 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,459 (energetic music) 76 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,643 - Stop what are you doing? - I'm about to burst. 77 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,061 - She has to pee. 78 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:34,733 (woman laughing) - Sorry. 79 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,114 - Child I was gonna help that girl pee, I already did that. 80 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,949 Hey baby, enough of that. 81 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,618 - 'Cause y'all stressing me out with this wedding shit. 82 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,703 We need this. 83 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,580 - Let's go add some more vodka to this. 84 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,540 - Mm vodka. - Can you put vodka in mimosas 85 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,584 is it nasty, would it be too much? 86 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,170 (upbeat music) 87 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,267 - Wynn Junior do you take Kale Aubrey 88 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,561 to be your lawfully wedded husband, 89 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,606 to have and to hold in sickness and in health 90 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,900 from this day forward? 91 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,235 I do. - You do what? 92 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,654 - Get married. - You can't get married. 93 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,448 - Why not? - Because you're a kid 94 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,325 and kids can't get married. 95 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,202 - Well, I'm getting married. 96 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,286 - To who? - Uncle Kale. 97 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,416 - Uncle Kale's like a hundred years old and he's your uncle. 98 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,711 - So he's nice. - You're stupid. 99 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,255 - No you're stupid. - You stupid. 100 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,675 - Well if I'm so stupid. 101 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,469 (rapid footsteps) 102 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:55,021 - The bathroom's behind you, this way in the bridal suite. 103 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,523 Okay, you're fine. 104 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,983 (all chattering) 105 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,736 You're fine, you're fine, it's just around the corner. 106 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,489 (all chattering) 107 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,911 Whoa! (all chattering) 108 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,290 Okay, okay. - Over here. 109 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,669 - Through here, bathroom this way or this way. 110 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:23,133 Right here, and okay, okay here, and listen here. 111 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:32,600 Toilet's here, and don't forget take the wedding dress off. 112 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:36,271 (energetic music continues) 113 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,525 - It won't come off. 114 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,527 - Then she's going to have to go with it on. 115 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,362 - Oh no Cathy, I don't wanna get piss stains 116 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,031 on my wedding dress. 117 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,993 - Rain, we've got you. 118 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,872 Whatever your name is and Rico, grab the dress, 119 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,790 lift it as high as you can. 120 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,585 Rain, put your arms around their shoulders. 121 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,838 I'll grab the legs. Now everybody lift. 122 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,510 (Cathy groans) And walk. 123 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,723 Okay, and keep walking. 124 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,476 (all chattering) 125 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:20,940 (Rain peeing) Good day to go commando. 126 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,320 - You guys, 127 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:29,324 I'm about to marry one of the few good niggas in this world, 128 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:33,203 and I don't have to do it with piss stains on my dress. 129 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:37,165 Woo. (energetic music continues) 130 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,531 - Have you you seen my kids? 131 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,911 Have you seen my kids? 132 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,873 Have you seen my kids anywhere? 133 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,337 Have you seen my kids anywhere? 134 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:28,008 (energetic music continues) 135 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,978 - [James] You made it. 136 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,155 (Jaguar gasping) (energetic music continues) 137 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,824 - Don't worry I'll find it. Ugh. 138 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,535 Sindy, where are you? 139 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,166 For you, I have children running wild, 140 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,251 and the groomsman is nowhere to be found. 141 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,711 - Actually, the groomsman's right here. 142 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,212 It's the best man that's nowhere to be found. 143 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,132 - Oh, right. I have the groomsmen here. 144 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,593 Do you have eyes on the best man? 145 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,346 Oh great. Bring him to the altar. 146 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,516 He's coming. 147 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:24,189 Oh watch where you're- Who's kids are those? 148 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,524 - What are y'all doing? 149 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,650 - She took my game. - What? 150 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,194 How could you take something 151 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,155 that you're not even supposed to have in the first place? 152 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:37,327 Remember you're on punishment for a whole week, no Nintendo. 153 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,162 - I'm getting married. 154 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,750 - Hey everybody, Tiffany is here. 155 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,547 - Oh my god. Worst best friend in the world. 156 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,300 Where have you been? - Nevermind all that honey. 157 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,511 But you look gorgeous, you look gorgeous. 158 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,930 I'm here, what's up, hi y'all, hi mom. 159 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,765 - Hi Tif. - Crazy girl. 160 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,018 - Okay. - Anyway, baby. 161 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,354 Do you have all your necessities? 162 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,855 - Necessities? 163 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:10,151 She walked in with the only necessity she needs. 164 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,945 - But yes I do Mommy. 165 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:15,448 I have my something old, my something new, 166 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:24,082 my something borrowed. - You welcome messy. 167 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,877 - And last but not least, my something blue. 168 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,005 My, my, my something blue? 169 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,138 - What is it? - What's wrong? 170 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,557 - What's going on? - Are you okay? 171 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,309 (Rain screaming) 172 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,355 - I called you. - A lot. 173 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,191 - Like 10 or 20 times. - I've been busy. 174 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,609 - You've been avoiding my phone calls. 175 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,069 - Why would I do that? 176 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,571 - Look Jag, what happened between us- 177 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,489 - Is in the past. - I get that. 178 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,491 But I feel like I need to- - Do what? 179 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,286 Lie to me, soothe my aching heart? 180 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,330 - Talk to you. - About what. 181 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,457 - About us? 182 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,585 - Us is a non-existent conversation, 183 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,713 as you so graciously pointed out that morning, 184 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,214 us never happened. 185 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,635 So how can we talk about something that never was? 186 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,721 - Mi familia. - And where were you? 187 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:26,353 - I was talking to Kale and why is everybody looking so sad? 188 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,441 - Because your children were running around wild 189 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,527 with no supervision. - Where were you? 190 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,074 I'm just saying. 191 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,577 Hey, where you going? - To check on the bride? 192 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,954 And that should give you enough time to zip up your pants. 193 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:45,747 - Huh? 194 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:51,127 (crowd chattering) (orchestral music) 195 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,172 - I'm father of the bride, father of the bride. 196 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:54,673 How are you doing lovely lady? 197 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,715 - I'm good. 198 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:56,966 - Father, I'm father of the bride. 199 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,719 Y'all have a wonderful time, I'm the father. 200 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,263 How y'all doing today? Hi, I'm father of the bride. 201 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,932 - Nice to meet you. - How you doing brother. 202 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,892 I'm father of the bride. 203 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,398 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh hell no. 204 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,275 - I left it at home. - What? 205 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,402 - Left what at home? 206 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,530 - My pendant. It was my something blue. 207 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,657 - What the, what the hell is wrong with you, 208 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,743 we can find you something else that's blue, calm down. 209 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,706 - It won't be the same. - It's just a pendant. 210 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,667 - Are you sure it's not here? - Okay. 211 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,713 - Baby, did you look high, did you look low? 212 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:39,175 - Really? Do you see a blue pendant anywhere? 213 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,469 - Still looking. - No I don't. 214 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,723 - That's because it's not here. 215 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,643 (Rain screaming) (all chattering) 216 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,063 - When you get angry- - I don't even like all this- 217 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,231 (Rain crying) 218 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,484 - I knew I'd miss it. - Here baby, here. 219 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,948 - Baby look, this aint the right attitude. 220 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:06,077 Get it under control. (Rain crying) 221 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,913 - See, see right there, you are upset with me. 222 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,958 - Upset, why would I be upset? 223 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,127 You invited me to come, I'm here. 224 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,129 - After months of not taking my phone calls, 225 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,341 - I'm here. You called, I answered. 226 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,468 You invited me to come, I came. 227 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,678 I saw you, I smiled, we hugged. 228 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,389 What the fuck else do you want from me? 229 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,223 - Wow. 230 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,604 - I want my something blue. - Okay, okay, relax. 231 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,816 - Best friend, best friend, here. 232 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:41,071 - It's gotta be perfect. - You'll find it. 233 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:44,449 Come on, come on. (Rain crying) 234 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,993 - You too pretty, just messing it all up like that. 235 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,204 - It's all right. - Everything. 236 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,413 - I need it. 237 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,040 - Somebody get her a drink. She need a drink. 238 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,541 I didn't- - A stiff one. 239 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,796 - Lord have mercy. - I need it, I need it. 240 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,963 - Calm down. - The drink. 241 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,384 - Breathe, take a deep breath, come on. 242 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:07,389 (upbeat music) (Rain screaming) 243 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,727 - That's Rain. - No, no, no, no, no. 244 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,314 Kale, Kale, wait, wait Kale, Kale, damn it. 245 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,280 (Rain screaming) 246 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,659 You can't see the bride, Kale, listen to me. 247 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,912 - Where are you going? - To see what's happening. 248 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,956 - Mommy told us to stay right here. 249 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,918 - My groom is in trouble, I have to protect him. 250 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,255 - Nope, I'm not doing it. I'm not chasing after her. 251 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,008 Whatever trouble she gets herself into is on her. 252 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:47,012 I'm just gonna sit right here and mind my own business. 253 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,180 - You cannot go in there. (all chattering) 254 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,809 - Did you hear that scream, I know that scream. 255 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:56,354 I know that scream, that's my baby. 256 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,774 - You can not see the bride before the wedding, Kale. 257 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,820 Listen whatever's going on behind that door, I will fix it, 258 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:04,738 trust me. - No. 259 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,406 - What about me? What about me? 260 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,159 I'm the father of the damn bride. 261 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,954 That's what I'm talking about. - Wait, wait, no. 262 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,247 (all chattering) 263 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,499 Where my baby at, where my baby at? 264 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,626 (all chattering) 265 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,170 - No, no. - My baby. 266 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,088 - No, no, no. - I need my baby. 267 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:28,720 I'm gonna be her baby daddy. I'm gonna be her baby daddy. 268 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,682 I'm coming baby, I'm coming- - Man, relax, relax. 269 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,310 - Relax. - Breathe, breathe. 270 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,313 - Kale, I'm here. - Damn son, listen. 271 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,691 - Kale. - No, no, don't. 272 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,611 - Rain, Rain. - You can't go in there. 273 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,573 - Oh I want you so bad, I'm calling my own name. 274 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,535 - Come on man, relax. - Rain. 275 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,872 - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh lord, oh lord. 276 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,545 - Rain, Rain, she needs me. 277 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:09,386 My baby needs me, I wanna be, I wanna be there. 278 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,100 - What happened? - She lost her pen- 279 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,227 - Pendant. - Okay. 280 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,145 - My grandma gave it to me before she passed 281 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,107 and I promised her that I would wear it on my wedding day. 282 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,525 - It's okay, Rain. 283 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,527 We'll get you something else that's blue and pretty, 284 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,611 I promise. - I got this. 285 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,113 - And I'm gonna get a drink. 286 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,531 - I got this, I'm the father of the bride. 287 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,617 - Daddy. - I got this, I got this baby. 288 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,829 - No, but my grandma said that 289 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,331 I have to have that pendant on my wedding day 290 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:42,711 so that me and my husband to be can be happy forever, 291 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,424 but if I don't have that pendant, it backfires, 292 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,718 and then me and Kale will live an unhappy life 293 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,679 for the rest of my lives, so I need that pendant. 294 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,847 - No, she's right. 295 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,098 My mother may have been a little cuckoo 296 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,767 but she was always right about those pendants. 297 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,646 She told my Aunt Carlotta to wear hers and she refused to 298 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,690 because you said it clashed with her earrings. 299 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:04,774 - So what happened to Carlotta? 300 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,777 Did she have a happy marriage? - No. 301 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,196 She died with her hands wrapped around 302 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,490 my uncle Benny's throat, 303 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,659 but on the flip side, I wear mine every day, 304 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,910 I never took mine off, 305 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:20,665 and I believe that's why I have a strong marriage 306 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,210 filled with lots of sex, hot sex, that's how we made her. 307 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,712 - See? - Happy, ha. 308 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:34,429 - Look guys, the venue has another event here at five, so? 309 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,725 - I know you're not trying to kick us out. 310 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,352 - Absolutely not. 311 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,812 We have three and a half hours to get you married, 312 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,440 which is plenty of time. - No, no. 313 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,941 - [Cathy] If we start now. 314 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,361 - I'm not getting married without that pendant. 315 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,529 - Girl, I mentioned the- - You don't- 316 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,366 - Then tell me where it is and I'll go 317 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,159 and get my assistant to go and get it for you. 318 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,078 - Oh my God, thank you, thank you, Cathy. 319 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,122 It's, it's, oh, it's in my condo, in my panty drawer, 320 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,124 and I don't, no offense Cathy, 321 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:07,712 but I don't know your assistant like that so... 322 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,716 Oh my God, Wynn could you please go get my pendant? 323 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,927 - Okay, wait, you want me to drive across town 324 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,304 and dig through your panties to get pen? 325 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,599 - Pendant. - Great idea. Let's go. 326 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,559 Oh, and if you take the beltway, 327 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,895 you'll be there in half an hour. 328 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,940 - Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you. 329 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,526 - Hop to it, Wynn. - Breathe. 330 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,152 - Okay. - Good it's okay. 331 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,071 - You getting married. - Oh okay, all right. 332 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:33,988 - There you go. - Wait a minute. 333 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,365 - There you go. - All right. 334 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,409 - Slow down baby, slow down. What's going on, baby. 335 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,120 Let me get one of them. - Okay. 336 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,831 - That morning you wanted something from me 337 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:47,085 that I wasn't ready to give. - Excuse me, thank you. 338 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,883 - But it's something that you definitely deserve. 339 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:58,054 - James, don't let this wedding shit go to your head, okay? 340 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,098 I knew who you were before we had sex 341 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,601 and you definitely confirmed it after. 342 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,270 It's cool, for real. 343 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,859 Why do all men cheat? - What? 344 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,318 - You said you wanted to talk, right? 345 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,071 - About that? - Yeah, why not? 346 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,198 - Because that's not what's going on between us right now. 347 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,409 - I know that, we were never in a relationship, 348 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,244 so how could you possibly cheat on me, right? 349 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,788 - Precisely, so why do you wanna talk about cheating? 350 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,293 - Wear this shit all day, so my shit always be hurting. 351 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:33,965 - Mhm. This is so nice. (peaceful music) 352 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,676 - Oliver and I are not together. 353 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,353 What type of man do you think 354 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,730 your friend son's gonna grow up to be? 355 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,732 - Who? Mark Five? - Yeah. 356 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,985 - [James] I mean, he's a good kid. 357 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,113 I think he's gonna grow up to be a good person. 358 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,032 - [Jaguar] You think he'll be a cheater like his father? 359 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,534 - [James] You are really bugging right now. 360 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,203 - [Jaguar] I just don't get it, 361 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:07,207 you men meet these beautiful, strong, intelligent women 362 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,583 and y'all do everything in your power 363 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,627 to make us fall in love with you, 364 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,295 and the moment that we let our guards down 365 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,381 and open up our hearts to you, 366 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,965 you sleep with another woman 367 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,803 and then we are the ones left feeling like we're not enough. 368 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,514 - So is that how you're feeling right now? 369 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,184 - I'm not talking about me, I'm just speaking in general. 370 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,852 - [James] So you really wanna know why men cheat? 371 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,314 - [Jaguar] Yes, please, let's get into it. 372 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,318 - (sighs) All right, but if I tell you this, 373 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,946 you have to promise not to tell another soul. 374 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,115 I'm serious Jag, if the gentleman's magistrate finds out 375 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,616 I'm telling you secrets. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 376 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,119 You'll be ostracized, I get it. 377 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,914 - [James] There are 10 reasons why men cheat. 378 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,207 Now I can go over 'em all with with you, 379 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,751 but I doubt we're gonna have the time. 380 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,796 - Oh, we'll definitely make the time. 381 00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:00,343 - All right, reason number 10, potato chips. 382 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,889 (upbeat electronic music) 383 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,351 * Women wanna always suffer from some vision * 384 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:12,564 * Trying to figure out why men cheat, they blame themselves * 385 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:17,277 * It's not your fault ladies, let me tell you the real shit * 386 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,654 * Listen, men cheat 'cause they want to * 387 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,489 * Wanna run around them streets 'cause they want to * 388 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,408 * It doesn't matter what you do or don't do * 389 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,285 * Stab your back and they try to run and call you * 390 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,203 * Still wanna ball you when they want to * 391 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,663 Everybody likes potato chips, right? 392 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,123 - [Jaguar] I guess. 393 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,000 - [James] The only difference between a man and a woman 394 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,918 is that a woman will pick one flavor of potato chip 395 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,046 and that becomes all she ever eats. 396 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,923 Now for a man picking one flavor of potato chip 397 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,594 is just too difficult, I mean they all taste so good. 398 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,847 Plain, ruffles, salt and vinegar, sour cream and onion, 399 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,849 and especially barbecue. 400 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,185 * Listen emotional checking the game * 401 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,311 * I'm noticing it's worthless * 402 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,437 * It's actually the same thinking * 403 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,646 * I can't believe you're cheating * 404 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,231 * When you're the one who's tripping * 405 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,400 * For real, like for real, that's what I'm thinking * 406 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,194 * Want a woman who will hold you down and keep it tight * 407 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,154 * Independent but submissive when the time is right * 408 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,864 * They want hoes, my pulse with hands just right * 409 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,325 * Put you in the limelight, time for some insight * 410 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,660 (quiet moaning) 411 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,789 * And your excuses, give me some variety * 412 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,915 Mhm. 413 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:15,835 - What are you looking at? Who is that? 414 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,462 Who is that? - No, you gotta go. 415 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,421 - Who? - No, no, you gotta- 416 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,589 - Who is that? - You gotta go. 417 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,842 Yeah, yep, go inside. - No, who is that? 418 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,553 James is this is what you do? 419 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,014 - Nice meeting you. - No, who is that bitch? 420 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,349 Who is that bitch? 421 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,644 * And a chick that will support your dreams * 422 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,437 * No attitude, your attitude is extreme * 423 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,897 * I'm so confused and every time I wanna scream * 424 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,482 * I had some other nigga play me * 425 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:41,695 - Oh, I'm so sorry, when I start jogging, I just zone out. 426 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:45,407 - It's okay, I do the same thing sometimes. 427 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,658 - I'm James. - Raquel. 428 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,536 * They cheat 'cause they want to * 429 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,496 * Wanna run around the street 'cause when they want to * 430 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,456 * It doesn't matter what you do or you don't do * 431 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,333 * Stab your back then they try to run and call you * 432 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,293 * Still wanna ball too, they cheat when they want to * 433 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,712 * Wanna run around the street 'cause when they want to * 434 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:03,174 - For real, really? So that's the kind of man you are? 435 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,308 - That was so nice, but I gotta go. 436 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:15,687 - Okay. 437 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,940 - You know we should do this again sometime? 438 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,277 - Absolutely. - How about tomorrow night? 439 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,491 You know, maybe we can have a little dinner 440 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,493 and then maybe round two? 441 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:33,580 - Tomorrow? - Yeah, tomorrow. 442 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:37,208 - Let's talk later. - What? Let's talk later. 443 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:44,674 I can't believe this, what kind of a man are you? 444 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,092 I just gave you all of this 445 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,471 and you can't even commit to one damn dinner. 446 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:53,266 - Lady I'm having a hard enough time remembering your name. 447 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,978 - It's Monique, asshole. I'm outta here. 448 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,564 - That's right, right. Monique. 449 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,735 The best thing that a woman can do is give a man sex, 450 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,904 now the worst thing she can do is take it away. 451 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,823 Hey, it's James, what you doing? 452 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,909 - Men are fucking animals. 453 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,077 - Not all men, we're just talking 454 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,203 about the ones that cheat. 455 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,206 - All men cheat. - All men do not cheat. 456 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,124 - Rain left her something blue pendant back in the condo 457 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,794 and she's freaking out about it. 458 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:26,633 - So why do I have to go with you to get the pen? 459 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,343 - Pendant, and you have to go 460 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,804 because we are married remember? 461 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:33,807 Now let's go. - Y'all heard the lady. 462 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,601 Let's go. - I can't leave. 463 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,895 I'm getting married today. - Little girl. 464 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,898 If you do not get up and leave, 465 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,860 if I gotta go, we all gotta go, damn these kids. 466 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:51,991 - What's going on? Excuse me, do you know what's going on? 467 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,368 We heard a loud scream earlier, 468 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,245 now we see that people that are in the wedding party 469 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,496 are actually leaving. 470 00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:00,875 - The bride left something important in the condo, 471 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:04,004 and her friends offered to go and fetch it for her. 472 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,922 So you might as well relax, 473 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:09,801 it's going to be at least an other hour's wait. 474 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:15,181 - You going somewhere? 475 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,307 - Wedding planner just said 476 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,934 the wedding's not starting anytime soon. 477 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:22,439 So yeah, I'm going somewhere, anywhere, just not here. 478 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,778 - Okay. (water rushing) 479 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,119 - So when you said that potato chips 480 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,829 was the reason why men cheat 481 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:40,915 you were playing with me, right, got it. 482 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,334 - I wasn't talking about potato chips, Jag. 483 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,211 I was talking about sex, please keep up. 484 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:48,048 - Yeah, that's kind of what I thought. 485 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,507 - All right, look, 486 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:52,344 men can't just openly talk about women and sex anymore. 487 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,012 We can get into a lot of trouble for that shit 488 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:56,181 with the me too movement and all that. 489 00:25:56,222 --> 00:26:00,310 - Oh okay. - So we gotta use code names. 490 00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,479 Alright, so plain, plain's not plain, 491 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,065 plain is sex that you have access to on a regular basis. 492 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:06,483 - Okay. - Ruffles. 493 00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,028 That's a woman's with a crazy body. 494 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:13,615 Salt and vinegar, that's sex with two women. 495 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,450 - Okay, so what's sour cream and onion, 496 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:18,244 having sex with two women who don't like each other? 497 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:22,707 - No, that's makeup sex. - Okay, and barbecue? 498 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:27,128 - Barbecue. That is the hottest sex you've ever had. 499 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,130 - So what's number nine? 500 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,428 - [James] Any woman who deliberately goes after 501 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,764 a married man or any man that's in a relationship 502 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:38,932 is considered a ninja. 503 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,558 * Party hard with the lights off * 504 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,646 * Flirting til I can't stop, feeling like I can't stop * 505 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,398 * Can't stop, can't stop * 506 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,274 * Feeling like I can't stop * 507 00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:50,193 * Tell him keep the lights off * 508 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:53,780 * Coming til you're pretty and the drink's on me * 509 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,740 * Party hard with the lights off * 510 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:56,866 * Flirting til I can't stop * 511 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:57,909 - [James] The worst thing about an ninja 512 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,869 is that they have no moral compass. 513 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:03,081 They not only make it easy for a man, but they encourage it, 514 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:04,457 and you know it's funny too, 515 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:06,835 because women are always talking about how men cheat, 516 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:09,379 but who are we cheating with? 517 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,756 - Ninjas. - Exactly. 518 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,800 Ninjas want the man and they don't care about the women 519 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:17,595 they gotta jump over to get to him. 520 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,849 * Shake my ass in a circle * 521 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,434 - [Jaguar] Don't stop on my account. 522 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:23,560 - [James] Add that to the fact 523 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,686 that there are a lot of ninjas out there 524 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:25,895 and you can understand 525 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:29,065 why it's so hard for a man to be faithful. 526 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,483 I mean, in Atlanta alone, 527 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,403 I think the ratio of women to men is like 24 to one. 528 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:35,071 Seriously, I looked it up on the internet, 529 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:39,117 and that's taking into account the men in prison 530 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:40,410 and the brothers that are gay. 531 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,163 (crowd cheering) 532 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,545 * From Chicago to Vegas * 533 00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:52,589 * Houston to Calabasas * 534 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,549 * Can't stop, won't stop * 535 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,426 * Oh this beat contagious * 536 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,553 * We're rocking by the masses * 537 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,263 * A lotta dope flavors * 538 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:02,098 * Heads up before we hate you * 539 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,975 * So fit you can't blame her * 540 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,935 * Shake, shake what your mama gave you * 541 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,645 * I'm popping bottles, bottles * 542 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:10,523 * We party hard with the lights off * 543 00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:14,235 * Drinks on me, yeah, move to the beat, yeah * 544 00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:17,822 * Drinks on me, yeah, move your feet, yeah * 545 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,532 * Vibing to this selfish beat * 546 00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:22,911 * Coming to your city, yeah * 547 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:27,540 * We party hard with the lights off * 548 00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:29,042 - Oh my god. - Hey. 549 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:33,129 (all cheering) 550 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,181 (smooth electronic music) 551 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:46,893 * Let me see your moves baby * 552 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:51,731 - Okay, good. - Hey, where's the Wynn? 553 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:54,859 Hello, hey, hey. Where's Wynn. 554 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,861 - Wynn? * Let's get high girl * 555 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,114 - Wynn, your wife. - Oh, Wynn? 556 00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:02,992 Oh, she at the house with the babies. 557 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:05,328 - Okay, why are you not there? 558 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,330 - Because I'm here, duh. 559 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,251 - Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. 560 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,585 - I need to go to the ladies room. 561 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:15,839 - Me too, me too. - Everybody- 562 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,757 (crowd chattering) 563 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:22,679 - Excuse us that's what we do. - Where you going? 564 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:25,640 - [Kale] There's a hunger inside me. 565 00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:28,977 * Money on my mind, but that's all to keep you on it * 566 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:32,397 * You're the main topic, 'cause you're the whole stop * 567 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,107 * Make me touch the sky, hey * 568 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,692 * Come and help me pop it * 569 00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:37,277 * Roll up, let's get high * 570 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:38,653 * What's on your mind * 571 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:40,280 * I ain't here to play games * 572 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:42,365 * I'm just trying to get it popping * 573 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:45,493 * I flow like this often, your body is awesome * 574 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,245 - [James] Some ninjas are so desperate to be with man, 575 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:50,165 that he could straight up tell her, 576 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,460 - [Mark IV] I'm married. 577 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:58,381 * Curiosity make me wanna see while I'm rolling up this weed * 578 00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,133 - [James] And she will still have sex with him. 579 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:03,178 * I know you got options, I hope I fit your plans * 580 00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:06,765 - [Mark IV] Hey, imma need that back. 581 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,475 * I love the way you dance * 582 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,895 * Come do it on my lap and I'm gonna throw this bread * 583 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,314 * And I aint got * 584 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:18,193 - Oh shit. (both moaning) 585 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:22,155 I don't even know your name, but damn. 586 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:26,409 - Mommy, where's daddy? - He's out with his friends. 587 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,413 - Why is he not here with us. 588 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,539 - [James] You know what the absolute worst thing 589 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:33,416 about a ninja is? - What? 590 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,127 - [James] You'll never see her coming, 591 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:39,714 but you can always feel that death blow when she strikes. 592 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:42,467 (peaceful music) 593 00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:52,644 - [Jaguar] Okay, let me recap real quick. 594 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,145 - Okay. 595 00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:56,773 - So the number 10 reason why men cheat is potato chips. 596 00:30:56,815 --> 00:31:00,068 - Yep. - And number nine is ninjas. 597 00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:02,278 I cannot wait to hear the ridiculous name 598 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,407 that you men have for the number eight reason why men cheat. 599 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:08,284 - Fine, you ready? - I stay ready. 600 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:10,412 - ABC. - Like the alphabet? 601 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,873 - No, no, no, like the hip hop group. 602 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,084 They had that Teddy Riley New Jack swing vibe 603 00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:17,377 back in the early nineties. 604 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:20,588 - With the little kids? - Exactly. 605 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:24,175 - How does ABC equate to men cheating? 606 00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:26,553 - Men are like children when it comes to sex. 607 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:27,637 They don't care anything about the women 608 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,847 that they sleeping with, 609 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:29,848 all they care about is sleeping 610 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,808 with as many women as possible 611 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:33,893 and then bragging to their boys about it. 612 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:36,688 - Are you serious? - As Covid 19. 613 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:40,191 - That's childish. - Boys to men, ABC, BBD. 614 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:46,406 * I don't know what you want from me * 615 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:49,242 * I done gave you everything, pulled a lot of strings * 616 00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:53,079 * Promised a wedding ring * 617 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,749 * I don't know what you want from me * 618 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:58,126 * I done gave you everything * 619 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,920 * Things I did got me out my lane * 620 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,213 * You want the storm so I made it rain * 621 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:04,466 - Damn. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 622 00:32:05,675 --> 00:32:07,177 * That's just something on my mind * 623 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,470 * And I don't care what you do, 'cause all these * 624 00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:11,014 - Yeah. * Your friends gonna be mad * 625 00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:12,724 - What up, what up, what up. * 'Cause I did you like that * 626 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,684 You all right, you all right, you good? 627 00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:16,936 Oh man. Where the girls at? 628 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:22,108 - They're over there, they're over there. 629 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,152 - All right, all right. - All that fatty tissue. 630 00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,237 - Bro, but look, look, bro, 631 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,114 but look what I, guess what I just did. 632 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,657 * I'm sorry * 633 00:32:29,699 --> 00:32:32,452 * I don't know what you want from me * 634 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,329 * I done gave you everything * - Get the fuck out of here. 635 00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:35,872 * Things I did got me out my lane * 636 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:38,667 - With who, that thickie there you just left the club with. 637 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,168 - Bro I'm telling you yes, 638 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,129 her name was Bridget, I did that? 639 00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:47,467 - Where, where did you do it, where did you lay the smack- 640 00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:49,260 - The parking lot, man, her car. 641 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:54,683 * Black men don't cheat * - Incredible, incredible. 642 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:56,226 - That's what I'm trying to tell you. 643 00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:59,354 - Freaking incredible! - You a single man bro. 644 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,564 You don't need a woman. - I don't need no woman. 645 00:33:01,606 --> 00:33:04,317 - Holding you down, and keeping you from your fun. 646 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,443 - Keeping me from my fun? 647 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,987 - You wild, you an animal, go be free. 648 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,240 - I am? - Man, you see that? 649 00:33:11,199 --> 00:33:13,535 That's for you, right there. 650 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,289 Come on man, let's go check it out. 651 00:33:19,457 --> 00:33:22,544 - I don't want, I don't need this drink. 652 00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:29,426 (footsteps approaching) (glass clinking) 653 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:33,054 (Kale making robot noises) 654 00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:38,810 - Hello? - Hi. 655 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,861 - My name is Kale, would you like to dance? 656 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:50,238 Have this dance? - You're kidding, right? 657 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,573 - No, no, ma'am. 658 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,578 - I have a better idea, Kale. Let me buy you a drink. 659 00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:57,454 - I don't, I don't really drink. 660 00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:58,621 - Four tequila shots, please. 661 00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:01,332 - I don't really drink like that. 662 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:03,376 I don't, I stopped drinking. 663 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:08,840 I was a wild young man, I ceased the days of wild. 664 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,092 - All right, look Kale, right? 665 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:11,926 - Yes, yes. 666 00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:13,136 - The problem with you is 667 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:15,680 you are just like everybody else in here. 668 00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:20,310 You are all in the wrong lane. - I, I don't understand that. 669 00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:24,439 - You're a man, right? - Yes, last time I checked. 670 00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:27,484 - You watch the Olympics? - The good events only. 671 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:31,446 - Okay, think of dating like the 100 meter dash. 672 00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:33,531 - Oh yes, I'll pay for it. - I got it. I got it. 673 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:37,577 Thank you, I'm in lane one and you're in lane eight, 674 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,163 when the gun goes off, you can't just run to lane one. 675 00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:41,623 you're not fast enough. 676 00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:42,791 In order for you to win the race, 677 00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:45,585 you have to stay in your own lane. 678 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:51,675 - Okay, all right. In my own lane I go, in my own... 679 00:34:56,721 --> 00:35:00,392 (Kale coughing) - All right. 680 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:09,984 Look over there, look, look, look, look all right. 681 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:13,488 Now you see those group of beautiful innocent girls, 682 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,073 the one that no guys are talking to, 683 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:16,825 but they're still having a good time? 684 00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:19,786 - Ah, yeah, I see 'em. - That's your lane. 685 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:21,705 - Ooh, it is? Goodness. 686 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:26,584 - Here. - I don't really drink. 687 00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:29,337 This is not my, I don't really... 688 00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:35,885 I'm a man's man. I'm a man's man. 689 00:35:35,927 --> 00:35:38,138 - Yes, I'm gonna make a man outta you yet Kale. 690 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,597 - Ah. - You got this. 691 00:35:40,765 --> 00:35:43,810 All right now look, look, look, look. 692 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:46,771 Now you see the big woman right there 693 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,523 with the pretty white man? - Yes. 694 00:35:48,565 --> 00:35:49,441 - [Jaguar] All right, now look, 695 00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:50,400 they are both in the wrong lane. 696 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:51,526 - [Kale] Wrong lane. 697 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,861 - They will never win the dating race 698 00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:55,363 because she needs to be with someone more stable, 699 00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:57,991 and he needs to be with someone just as pretty as he is. 700 00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:00,118 - Like a supermodel. - Yes, Kale. 701 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,662 Like a supermodel. - Like a supermodel. 702 00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:04,914 - [Jaguar] But supermodels don't like skinny men. 703 00:36:04,956 --> 00:36:08,001 They like athletes, but athletes like Beyonce. 704 00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:09,252 - [Kale] Like Beyonce. 705 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:11,379 - [Jaguar] And freaky girls want a good man, 706 00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:12,881 and a good man wants a good woman, 707 00:36:12,922 --> 00:36:15,467 but a good woman doesn't want a good man, 708 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:19,679 she wants a bad boy and a bad boy wants a pretty girl, 709 00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:22,349 and the shit just keeps going and going, and going. 710 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:28,396 - All right, yeah, I think I know what you saying alright. 711 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,190 - [James] That was real impressive 712 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:33,068 that whole 'round the club thing with my friend there. 713 00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:37,155 - Who Kale, he's your friend? - And my accountant. 714 00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:40,909 James, what's your name? 715 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,328 - Jaguar St. Claire 716 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:48,333 - Jaguar, like the car? - Like the cat. (purrs) 717 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:52,253 (both laughing) 718 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:57,425 - [Oliver] Uh, what's so funny? 719 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,844 - Nothing, we were just being silly. 720 00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:03,014 - Actually, I was about to give your woman my card, 721 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:05,892 but since you're here, I'll give it to you. 722 00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:06,893 - What do you do? 723 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,520 - I'm a home improvement realtor. 724 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,063 So I help you improve your home, 725 00:37:10,105 --> 00:37:12,357 and then I help you sell it at twice the market value. 726 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:14,442 - How's that working out? * I'm not trying to be yours * 727 00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:15,735 - Why don't you give me a call and find out? 728 00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:17,237 - Right, well, I think we need to leave. 729 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:22,242 * I'm too good of a man to be played like a fool * 730 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,538 * I don't play them type of games, babe * 731 00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:29,916 * I was born in my lane girl * 732 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:32,252 - Everything alright? - I'm good, thanks. 733 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:35,046 - Baby, slow down. - I can not slow down, 734 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,881 gotta get the pendant, hurry back to the wedding 735 00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:40,218 before they start rearranging for the next wedding. 736 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,929 - Babe, will you please slow down before you kill us all? 737 00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:44,764 - What about we don't have a lot of time 738 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:46,891 that's not connecting with your brain right now. 739 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:49,436 - Look, just, just take the next exit up here. 740 00:37:49,477 --> 00:37:52,313 I know a shortcut. (tires squealing) 741 00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:56,776 You gonna get us all killed, what, you serious? 742 00:37:56,818 --> 00:37:59,362 (car rumbling) 743 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:07,370 What happened? - We have a flat tire. 744 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:14,377 - Oh well, now that's not, that's not my fault. 745 00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:16,963 (upbeat music) 746 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:25,305 - I see you, Mark III. - Your seat. 747 00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:29,601 - No, no, no darling, that's too close. 748 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:32,437 That altar's like a magnet to me, you know? 749 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:35,523 Need to sit me somewhere in the back. 750 00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:40,111 - Uh I got you. Here in the back. 751 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,826 - Excuse me. (James laughs) 752 00:38:46,868 --> 00:38:49,829 Perfect spot right here, yes indeed. 753 00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:54,292 How you doing now? 754 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:57,337 Don't smile to hard, don't look too tough now. 755 00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:59,422 It's a long time you're gonna get to see an old school G 756 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:00,715 like this right here. 757 00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:02,217 Let's get this thing started. 758 00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:05,637 (upbeat music continues) 759 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:15,021 - I figured you might be thirsty. 760 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,272 - Thank you. 761 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:17,524 But I don't know why you trying to act like 762 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:20,610 you care about somebody other than yourself. 763 00:39:20,652 --> 00:39:25,031 - It's a bottle of water Jag, not a car note payment. 764 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:30,578 - Okay? 765 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:33,998 Now, what's the number seven reason why men cheat? 766 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,126 And I'm hoping that it's a little more insightful 767 00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,586 than just sex and men and women being silly, 768 00:39:38,628 --> 00:39:40,839 which is basically just stating the obvious. 769 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,132 - Now you only feel that way 770 00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:44,634 because you're being close minded to the facts. 771 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,845 When I tell you that a man desires a woman and sex, 772 00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:48,263 that's all you hear 773 00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:49,764 but what I'm actually saying to you is 774 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:52,183 that a man desires sex with his woman, 775 00:39:52,225 --> 00:39:54,185 and it's the rejection of that desire 776 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:58,106 that opens up the possibility of another woman. 777 00:39:58,148 --> 00:40:00,275 - It's funny how you can take garbage 778 00:40:00,316 --> 00:40:01,985 and wrap it up into a nice little bow 779 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,029 and make it seem like it's Christmas, 780 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,780 tell me number seven. 781 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:09,242 - All right, number seven is complicated, 782 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:10,910 so please pay attention. 783 00:40:12,328 --> 00:40:16,041 It's called ready, set, hold up, wait-a-minute. 784 00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:20,045 * You trying to figure out if you wanna stay single * 785 00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:22,005 You see, as soon as a man takes that first step 786 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,340 towards a relationship, 787 00:40:23,381 --> 00:40:25,759 something tells him to hold up and look around. 788 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,386 That's when he realizes that he might not be ready. 789 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,221 - Delicious, yes. - Ready? 790 00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:33,266 - [James] So now the question becomes, 791 00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:36,311 do I jump into a relationship with the woman of my dreams, 792 00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:37,395 or do I stay free to enjoy 793 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:39,731 all of the beautiful women around me? 794 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,567 - It is the hard in the house tonight? 795 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,277 Stand up and turn around, show everybody- 796 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:46,613 - [James] Right when we're ready to make our decision. 797 00:40:46,654 --> 00:40:48,740 - This is wonderful. - We get pushed. 798 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:51,993 - What are we, what are we doing Kale? 799 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:56,790 - We are having cake, we are having cake and eating it too. 800 00:40:56,831 --> 00:41:00,001 They said it couldn't be done, but here we are. 801 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:02,253 - [Rain] We're going out on these fancy dates. 802 00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:03,630 You texting me good morning, 803 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:06,341 I'm meeting your family and friends. 804 00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:09,969 I think, I think you trying to marry me. 805 00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:10,929 Do you wanna marry me Kale? 806 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,597 (Kale choking) 807 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:17,560 Baby are you okay, breathe, breathe baby, breathe. 808 00:41:17,602 --> 00:41:18,395 You okay? 809 00:41:20,271 --> 00:41:22,649 Oh, there's nothing. - Garçon. 810 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:28,446 Garçon. - Baby. 811 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,490 - Garçon. - Garçon means boy. 812 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:34,911 - Garçon, garçan, garçanrda, garçanrda. 813 00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:40,959 Garçan, garçanrda, must be le garçon, le garçon, 814 00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:46,381 le garçon, miss garçon. 815 00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:51,636 Woo, could you bring us your finest dessert wine. 816 00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:53,680 - Hey mommy. - Hi pretty. 817 00:41:55,557 --> 00:41:58,393 - Hey sissy, look at you all cute. 818 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:01,354 - Thank you. 819 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:05,984 - What is this place? - Oh, it's Russo's. 820 00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:07,736 They got the best pizza in town, mama. 821 00:42:07,777 --> 00:42:09,446 - Ooh, well, pizza. 822 00:42:09,487 --> 00:42:12,449 - Me and Kale come here all the time for our dates. 823 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:13,908 - Okay. I like it. 824 00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:15,035 All right, so what's going on? 825 00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:18,371 What's with this pizza meeting? 826 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:20,707 - Well, I'm getting married. 827 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:24,127 - To who? - To Kale. 828 00:42:24,169 --> 00:42:27,881 - The goofy guy? - He's not goofy. He's cute. 829 00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:29,299 - Let me see the ring. Come on. 830 00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:32,093 - Well, I didn't put the, huh huh huh on him yet mama. 831 00:42:32,135 --> 00:42:34,721 - The huh huh? Oh hell no. 832 00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:36,389 You told your daughter to huh huh? 833 00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:37,849 - Yes, I did, and? - Why? 834 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,059 - Kale's a good guy, 835 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:42,270 plus she loves him. - Kale is a goofball. 836 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:44,439 - That's why your ass ain't got a man. 837 00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:47,817 - I'll have you to know I have a slew of men, honey. 838 00:42:47,859 --> 00:42:48,985 - You know none of their last names, 839 00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:51,780 and none of them give a shit about you. 840 00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:54,449 - Baby, listen to your aunt Maggie. 841 00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:55,700 You can't be out here giving 842 00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:58,411 premature ejaculation marriage announcements 843 00:42:58,453 --> 00:42:59,788 based on a sex remedy 844 00:42:59,829 --> 00:43:01,956 that's been passed down to our family for centuries, 845 00:43:01,998 --> 00:43:02,999 trying to secure a marriage proposal, 846 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,459 you just can't do it, 847 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,503 especially to a goofball like Kale. 848 00:43:06,544 --> 00:43:08,755 And you're too young for the huh huh. 849 00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:12,759 - Why you tripping? - You do realize the huh huh 850 00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:15,887 hasn't been used since- - Me. 851 00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:18,682 - And I'm gonna do it tonight. 852 00:43:18,723 --> 00:43:21,518 (fabric rustling) 853 00:43:30,026 --> 00:43:33,738 (slaps ringing) - Whatta-cha. 854 00:43:40,328 --> 00:43:44,749 Ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it. 855 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:52,340 - Oh get it Kale. - Ridin' ridin' riding. 856 00:43:52,382 --> 00:43:54,009 - Just like that Kale, yeah. 857 00:43:54,050 --> 00:43:58,388 - Kale, Kale, does it well, Kale, Kale, Kale. 858 00:43:58,430 --> 00:44:00,849 This Kale coming up the block, he's bucking. 859 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:05,353 Kale is bucking, Kale is bucking, Rain is bucking. 860 00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:11,234 (lamp clattering) (Kale groaning) 861 00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:13,278 - You're the man. - I am. 862 00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:18,241 (Rain moaning) (fabric rustling) 863 00:44:24,789 --> 00:44:27,375 - Oh good boy, you're graceful. 864 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,586 - Now its time to give you the huh huh. 865 00:44:29,627 --> 00:44:31,004 - The huh huh? - Mhm. 866 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:34,716 - You want me to tell a joke? I do like jokes. 867 00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:37,594 I enjoy a pleasurable sexual joke that makes me- 868 00:44:37,635 --> 00:44:40,263 (Kale groaning) 869 00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:51,858 What you do? What are you doing? 870 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:54,486 (Kale groaning) 871 00:44:58,448 --> 00:45:01,576 Who taught you that? You're taking it away from me. 872 00:45:01,618 --> 00:45:04,788 It's not mine, it's yours, I can't feel anymore. 873 00:45:04,829 --> 00:45:08,708 It's a suction, it's a hoover 2000, 3000, 6000. 874 00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:12,045 Oh you sauteed my Kale. 875 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:17,175 - [Rain] Now let's get down to business. 876 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:19,719 - That, that was the business. 877 00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:23,139 - You're going to marry me, Kale, say it. 878 00:45:25,141 --> 00:45:27,352 You're going to marry me, aren't you, Kale? 879 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:29,979 - I'm going marry you. - Say it loud. 880 00:45:30,021 --> 00:45:32,899 - I'm gonna marry you. - Say it with your chest. 881 00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:33,775 - I'm gonna- 882 00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:34,901 - [Jaguar] Are you saying 883 00:45:34,943 --> 00:45:37,445 that women force men into relationships? 884 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:39,781 - [James] When we're not ready, yes. 885 00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:40,990 - [Jaguar] We can't force you to do something 886 00:45:41,032 --> 00:45:42,617 that you don't wanna do, James. 887 00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:45,161 - Oh really? - Will you marry me? 888 00:45:45,203 --> 00:45:47,789 (both groaning) 889 00:45:57,549 --> 00:46:01,219 (children arguing) 890 00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:03,388 - It's so unbelievably insane. - Never in your life. 891 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:05,056 - [Mark V] You're not gonna get married. 892 00:46:05,098 --> 00:46:07,142 - I am gonna get married. - No you're not. 893 00:46:07,183 --> 00:46:10,895 Stop saying that. - I am, I am, I am, I am. 894 00:46:10,937 --> 00:46:13,857 - You're not. - Mommy tell doodoobrain 895 00:46:13,898 --> 00:46:15,692 that I am gonna get married. - Yes. 896 00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:18,278 You'll get married, sweetheart. 897 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,657 - Always something. 898 00:46:22,699 --> 00:46:24,576 - I'm gonna get married. - No you're not. 899 00:46:24,617 --> 00:46:25,827 Stop saying that- - Yes I am. 900 00:46:25,869 --> 00:46:27,328 - It's so annoying. - You're too ugly. 901 00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:29,581 - [Mark V] You're not gonna get married to Uncle Kale. 902 00:46:29,622 --> 00:46:31,166 He's like a hundred years old. - Yes I am. 903 00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:32,959 - [Mark V] You're not gonna get married, 904 00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:37,714 he's your uncle by the way. - Oh my god, you guys, quiet. 905 00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:44,763 Not another word. (car beeping) 906 00:46:53,563 --> 00:46:55,065 It's unbelievable. 907 00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:08,036 (car beeping) (turn signal clicking) 908 00:47:30,475 --> 00:47:33,937 (door thudding) 909 00:47:33,978 --> 00:47:35,105 - So no spare. 910 00:47:36,272 --> 00:47:37,732 - What do you mean there's no spare? 911 00:47:37,774 --> 00:47:40,485 - Exactly what I said. No spare. 912 00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:42,946 Remember you wanted to use the back 913 00:47:42,987 --> 00:47:45,115 for a secret travel compartment 914 00:47:45,156 --> 00:47:47,492 or something like that for some bags, 915 00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:50,328 and now we have no spare. 916 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:55,208 No spare, we're on the side of the road, just stuck here, 917 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,211 shouldn't have never listened to you. 918 00:48:00,463 --> 00:48:02,007 - You know what, call the insurance. 919 00:48:02,048 --> 00:48:05,301 They'll come, they'll change the tire, simple solution. 920 00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:07,470 - No, that, that takes up a lot of time. 921 00:48:07,512 --> 00:48:08,972 Remember, as you've been screaming, 922 00:48:09,014 --> 00:48:11,266 we don't have a lot of time. 923 00:48:15,061 --> 00:48:20,066 (both sighing) (belt clicking) 924 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:37,834 (Wynn screaming) 925 00:48:47,385 --> 00:48:50,055 (horns honking) 926 00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:03,485 (car rumbling) 927 00:49:12,285 --> 00:49:16,748 (door thudding) (orchestral music) 928 00:49:16,790 --> 00:49:18,416 - I don't understand why we're stopping my wedding 929 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,001 for a pendant. 930 00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:22,212 - Because it's blue, 931 00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:24,589 and Rain feels if she doesn't wear it today, 932 00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:27,425 then you guys will never be happy. 933 00:49:29,135 --> 00:49:33,848 - I knew it, I knew it, she's not gonna marry me. 934 00:49:33,890 --> 00:49:36,976 She's too, she's too good for me. 935 00:49:37,018 --> 00:49:39,270 (Kale hyperventilating) 936 00:49:39,312 --> 00:49:45,360 That's right, you deserve better, you deserve better Rain. 937 00:49:45,402 --> 00:49:48,488 You deserve better. - Kale, calm down. 938 00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:53,284 - Calm down, please. - No. 939 00:49:55,745 --> 00:49:57,288 I just want everything to be perfect, 940 00:49:57,330 --> 00:49:59,749 it's my day. - Calm down, girl. 941 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:01,710 - Mom, Wynn's not gonna make it. 942 00:50:01,751 --> 00:50:03,878 Oh my, I'm not getting married today. 943 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,548 - Baby, baby, gimme Wynn's cell phone number? 944 00:50:06,589 --> 00:50:08,633 I'll call and see where she is, yes. 945 00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:11,386 - 'Cause you're stressing me out. 946 00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:17,475 - Baby I'm gonna try to help you. Help me help you. 947 00:50:17,517 --> 00:50:22,063 I need the number. - You're messing your hair up. 948 00:50:22,105 --> 00:50:23,982 - IG, Twitter, Myspace? 949 00:50:28,862 --> 00:50:32,824 - So what's the number six reason why men cheat, James? 950 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:34,784 - Number six is called the torch, 951 00:50:34,826 --> 00:50:37,912 but we should probably head back upstairs. 952 00:50:37,954 --> 00:50:42,876 - Yeah, you probably right. (upbeat electronic music) 953 00:50:44,586 --> 00:50:47,380 * It's harder than we going * 954 00:50:47,422 --> 00:50:50,133 * Knowing you are with my girl * 955 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:52,677 * Trying to be a good dude * 956 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,347 * But it's harder 'cause I want you in my world * 957 00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:58,308 * So what am I supposed to do now * 958 00:50:58,350 --> 00:51:01,144 * Tell him to be a good dude in these eyes * 959 00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:03,772 * Play it safe and get home * 960 00:51:03,813 --> 00:51:07,108 * Bad guy loose, good guy loose * 961 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:10,570 (dramatic music) 962 00:51:10,612 --> 00:51:11,529 (door slamming) 963 00:51:11,571 --> 00:51:16,493 (man coughing) (door slamming) 964 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,289 - What's going on, pop? 965 00:51:21,331 --> 00:51:22,957 - [James] When a man reaches a certain age, 966 00:51:22,999 --> 00:51:24,125 there's always an older man there 967 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:25,585 that wants to pass on his wisdom 968 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:29,547 about women and relationships, we call that the torch. 969 00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:32,258 - Let me tell you two something, don't ever get married, 970 00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:33,718 that shit ain't natural. 971 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,305 It ain't meant for a man to be with just one woman. 972 00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:40,433 I was cheating my poor mom till the day she died. 973 00:51:40,475 --> 00:51:41,685 - [James] Women expect a man to be a man 974 00:51:41,726 --> 00:51:43,770 because physically he's a man, 975 00:51:43,812 --> 00:51:45,897 but mentally, most men have no idea 976 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:48,525 what being a real man truly means. 977 00:51:48,566 --> 00:51:49,734 We've been taught to never love 978 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:51,361 and to sleep with as many women as possible 979 00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:53,488 by men who are not good men either, 980 00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:57,659 our fathers were cheaters, our grandfathers were even worse. 981 00:51:57,701 --> 00:52:00,704 If you really wanna know a man, ask him about his history, 982 00:52:00,745 --> 00:52:01,996 see how he treats the women around him today. 983 00:52:02,038 --> 00:52:04,791 - That's right. That's right Rain. 984 00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:07,794 You deserve better, you deserve- 985 00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:11,006 (bright music) 986 00:52:11,047 --> 00:52:12,173 - What are you doing over there? 987 00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:13,675 - Just gotta get some work done. 988 00:52:13,717 --> 00:52:16,678 - Oh my Lord, you look good, look at you. 989 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,346 Kale, you know how good looking you are, 990 00:52:18,388 --> 00:52:20,598 and I know you want me. - I look good? 991 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,560 - You do, but this tie, I don't know, I want it to come off. 992 00:52:23,601 --> 00:52:25,020 You're so cute, I just love you. 993 00:52:25,061 --> 00:52:27,105 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 994 00:52:31,776 --> 00:52:33,361 - Kale? - Some air. 995 00:52:33,403 --> 00:52:35,864 - Everyone give him some space, give him some space. 996 00:52:35,905 --> 00:52:38,324 - Hey, hey. - Back up, back up. 997 00:52:40,535 --> 00:52:43,246 (birds chirping) 998 00:52:45,498 --> 00:52:47,751 - Kale? - Kale, you're okay. 999 00:52:55,050 --> 00:52:56,843 - Oh my god Kale, you don't look too good. 1000 00:52:56,885 --> 00:52:59,262 You sure you don't need anything? 1001 00:52:59,304 --> 00:53:02,265 - He don't look too good. - Oh you don't look too good. 1002 00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:05,852 Are you okay? (all gagging) 1003 00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:15,362 - Round two. - Sindy? 1004 00:53:17,739 --> 00:53:20,950 Get me maintenance to the altar now. 1005 00:53:20,992 --> 00:53:24,412 Don't worry Kale, I'm going to get you cleaned up. 1006 00:53:24,454 --> 00:53:27,374 There, there, okay? - That'll nice. 1007 00:53:27,415 --> 00:53:31,628 - What, wait a second, have you seen me? Look at this shit. 1008 00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:34,214 I've got vomit all over me, gosh dang it, 1009 00:53:34,255 --> 00:53:37,425 somebody help me. - Sorry about that. 1010 00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:40,095 (guest gagging) 1011 00:53:40,136 --> 00:53:43,807 - I'll get my assistant to take care of you, wait there. 1012 00:53:43,848 --> 00:53:46,559 Everyone else back to your seats. 1013 00:54:00,115 --> 00:54:03,118 - So what's the number five reason as to why men cheat? 1014 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:05,495 - Free throws. - Free throws? 1015 00:54:05,537 --> 00:54:07,997 Like in basketball? - Exactly. 1016 00:54:08,039 --> 00:54:09,374 You see the best way to shoot a free throw 1017 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:11,543 is to get into a routine that's comfortable for you, 1018 00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:12,711 you keep the same routine 1019 00:54:12,752 --> 00:54:16,047 the shots should fall every single time. 1020 00:54:16,089 --> 00:54:21,052 (peaceful music) (hoop rattling) 1021 00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:32,022 Women get into a relationship 1022 00:54:32,063 --> 00:54:34,441 and become something different. 1023 00:54:34,482 --> 00:54:36,109 They start off fun and exciting. 1024 00:54:36,151 --> 00:54:39,237 But as soon as the relationship gets serious, the fun stops. 1025 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:41,948 Now all of a sudden, that amazing spontaneous woman 1026 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:45,744 has become stale, like old crackers, 1027 00:54:45,785 --> 00:54:47,537 you don't put on makeup anymore, you don't dress up, 1028 00:54:47,579 --> 00:54:49,039 you rarely even smile. 1029 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,874 Every day it's the same old free throw. 1030 00:54:50,915 --> 00:54:54,502 Wake up, get the kids off to school, go to work, come home, 1031 00:54:54,544 --> 00:54:56,171 put the kids to bed, go to sleep. 1032 00:54:56,212 --> 00:55:00,300 (orchestral music) (ball bouncing) 1033 00:55:00,342 --> 00:55:02,969 (hoop rattling) 1034 00:55:08,808 --> 00:55:13,813 (Wynn snoring) (hoop rattling) 1035 00:55:21,404 --> 00:55:25,116 (orchestral music continues) 1036 00:55:38,463 --> 00:55:43,051 (Wynn crying) - That's bullshit. Sorry. 1037 00:55:45,929 --> 00:55:48,056 Women take care of the household, 1038 00:55:48,098 --> 00:55:49,808 there has to be a routine. 1039 00:55:49,849 --> 00:55:50,600 - Okay. 1040 00:55:53,311 --> 00:55:58,316 * Hey yo * (upbeat electronic music) 1041 00:56:02,779 --> 00:56:04,614 - Wynn? - Are you Clay? 1042 00:56:06,449 --> 00:56:09,285 - Yeah, yeah. Goddamn, okay, okay. 1043 00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:15,458 I gotta drive these people, make it back, okay, we good? 1044 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:18,044 I'm gonna set my phone up, everything gonna be all right. 1045 00:56:18,086 --> 00:56:20,255 Set my phone up, it's beautiful. 1046 00:56:20,296 --> 00:56:21,006 You good? 1047 00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:22,966 - If he would've just let me stay 1048 00:56:23,008 --> 00:56:24,843 on that main road like I wanted to, 1049 00:56:24,884 --> 00:56:27,762 we wouldn't have a flat tire right now. 1050 00:56:27,804 --> 00:56:29,931 - It's really my last month driving Uber. 1051 00:56:29,973 --> 00:56:31,891 - Cool. - I'll wash your body. 1052 00:56:31,933 --> 00:56:34,060 Have ever been to, you know, the Canali breakfast 1053 00:56:34,102 --> 00:56:36,312 uh, Waffle House? - With you man or something? 1054 00:56:36,354 --> 00:56:38,231 Yeah like I can just really just jump in your body 1055 00:56:38,273 --> 00:56:40,316 and make you drive to wherever you- 1056 00:56:40,358 --> 00:56:41,860 - Just stop fighting. - Like really? 1057 00:56:41,901 --> 00:56:43,862 - Y'all should probably listen to y'all daughter. 1058 00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:45,488 - [Mark IV] Maybe you should just shut the hell up 1059 00:56:45,530 --> 00:56:48,491 and drive. - I'm sorry, can you, Mr... 1060 00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:52,037 - Jellybean, Black Jellybean. 1061 00:56:53,371 --> 00:56:55,290 - [Mark V] Now you know your name is not no- 1062 00:56:55,331 --> 00:56:56,791 - My name is Jellybean. 1063 00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,835 - Okay, well, Mr. Black Jellybean, 1064 00:56:58,877 --> 00:57:00,545 my husband's friend is getting married today, 1065 00:57:00,587 --> 00:57:03,048 but the bride to be, she forgot her something blue. 1066 00:57:03,089 --> 00:57:04,549 It's this pendant. 1067 00:57:04,591 --> 00:57:09,262 And without that pendant, it's gonna be a wedding, 1068 00:57:09,304 --> 00:57:11,264 but it's not gonna be a marriage so. 1069 00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:12,640 - She's not answering. - Shit. 1070 00:57:12,682 --> 00:57:14,893 - Oh my God. - How's she doing? 1071 00:57:15,977 --> 00:57:17,771 - Not good. - Hell done broke loose. 1072 00:57:17,812 --> 00:57:18,688 - Well... - Literally. 1073 00:57:18,730 --> 00:57:21,191 - Everything out there is fine. 1074 00:57:21,232 --> 00:57:24,402 Kale, basically he fainted at the altar. 1075 00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:25,737 Yeah, just for a minute, 1076 00:57:25,779 --> 00:57:27,781 he got a little sick all over some lady, 1077 00:57:27,822 --> 00:57:30,492 but everything is going as planned. 1078 00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:32,327 - Okay honey, see, everything is going as planned. 1079 00:57:32,369 --> 00:57:33,661 We're good. 1080 00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:35,955 - So throwing up on someone is going as planned? 1081 00:57:35,997 --> 00:57:38,500 - Kale fainted on someone and threw up. 1082 00:57:38,541 --> 00:57:40,335 It's not going as planned. 1083 00:57:40,377 --> 00:57:42,170 - Oh here we go again. - Indeed. 1084 00:57:42,212 --> 00:57:44,381 - Come here, come here. - I'm coming bestie. 1085 00:57:44,422 --> 00:57:45,256 - Please. - I told you 1086 00:57:45,298 --> 00:57:47,550 he was a goofball. - Damn. 1087 00:57:47,592 --> 00:57:51,638 - So what's the next reason why men cheat? 1088 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,809 - Number four is what women like to call big foot. 1089 00:57:58,603 --> 00:58:01,815 * What these niggas want from us women * 1090 00:58:01,856 --> 00:58:02,899 * Yeah, yeah * 1091 00:58:02,941 --> 00:58:04,150 * We trying to figure out * 1092 00:58:04,192 --> 00:58:06,778 * What these niggas want from us women * 1093 00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:09,948 * Wait, better yet let me ask something first, listen * 1094 00:58:09,989 --> 00:58:11,991 * What us women want from you niggas * 1095 00:58:12,033 --> 00:58:13,326 * R.I.P. DMX * 1096 00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:16,204 * What we want, we really want, listen * 1097 00:58:16,246 --> 00:58:18,331 * Hey yo * 1098 00:58:18,373 --> 00:58:22,460 - Hey Wynn, can I ask you a question? 1099 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:25,046 How big are Mark's feet? - What? 1100 00:58:28,842 --> 00:58:32,387 - What? Well, I heard they really big. 1101 00:58:32,429 --> 00:58:35,348 - You can't ask that. - Really Rain? 1102 00:58:39,269 --> 00:58:43,106 - Look, we all wanna know why you still messing with Mark? 1103 00:58:43,148 --> 00:58:46,985 You know he's a scumbag, come on, trash, trash. 1104 00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:49,946 - Because everybody knows size matters, that's why. 1105 00:58:49,988 --> 00:58:51,990 * Hey yo * 1106 00:58:53,616 --> 00:58:57,787 Me and myself, I like men with big feet, you know? 1107 00:58:59,330 --> 00:59:03,043 But they're just too damn impossible to find. 1108 00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:09,382 - [Both] Like Bigfoot. 1109 00:59:11,634 --> 00:59:14,804 - Yup, just like that. Just like that. 1110 00:59:17,682 --> 00:59:19,017 - [James] If women could just keep quiet 1111 00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:21,019 and not tell their friends about where Bigfoot is 1112 00:59:21,061 --> 00:59:22,729 and where he's hiding, 1113 00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:24,522 then those friends wouldn't try and capture 'em 1114 00:59:24,564 --> 00:59:26,900 and keep 'em all to themselves. 1115 00:59:26,941 --> 00:59:28,109 - [Jaguar] Okay I agree 1116 00:59:28,151 --> 00:59:29,694 that women should not tell their friends 1117 00:59:29,736 --> 00:59:31,488 about the size of their man's feet, 1118 00:59:31,529 --> 00:59:34,407 but that's not a reason for a man to go cheating on her. 1119 00:59:34,449 --> 00:59:36,451 * Hey yo * 1120 00:59:37,577 --> 00:59:40,538 - So what if you don't like Bigfoot? 1121 00:59:42,499 --> 00:59:45,919 I mean, what if he's just too big? 1122 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,420 * Now there was Brenda who ran up on me * 1123 00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:48,963 * With her partner Felicia * 1124 00:59:49,005 --> 00:59:51,800 * To snitch on Lou for always liking pics from Alicia * 1125 00:59:51,841 --> 00:59:54,594 * His sister Teresa told me about this hoe name Nicki * 1126 00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:55,762 * She crept with him late nights * 1127 00:59:55,804 --> 00:59:57,430 * On the weekend with Vicki * 1128 00:59:57,472 --> 01:00:00,266 * Now Cookie all saw them at the ice cream parlor * 1129 01:00:00,308 --> 01:00:01,601 * While I was brunching with my girls * 1130 01:00:01,643 --> 01:00:03,978 * Diane, Lori, and Carla, Marlina, 1131 01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:05,814 Selena, Katrina, and Pam * 1132 01:00:05,855 --> 01:00:08,400 * About three Kims DM'd me on Instagram. * 1133 01:00:08,441 --> 01:00:10,276 * What these niggas want from us women * 1134 01:00:10,318 --> 01:00:13,863 * Be good pay attention * 1135 01:00:13,905 --> 01:00:16,157 (upbeat music) 1136 01:00:16,199 --> 01:00:19,244 * I got some weed left * 1137 01:00:19,285 --> 01:00:22,497 * I got a few visas * 1138 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:26,710 * Okay I got 10 visas * 1139 01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:29,379 * Just listen baby * 1140 01:00:30,505 --> 01:00:35,468 (Wynn crying) (upbeat music continues) 1141 01:01:03,329 --> 01:01:06,916 * I got a feeling that you're the one for me * 1142 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:10,420 * I love when you do what you do * 1143 01:01:10,462 --> 01:01:14,674 * I can't stop myself from loving you * 1144 01:01:14,716 --> 01:01:16,926 * While I taste my baby * 1145 01:01:16,968 --> 01:01:18,928 * Taking selfies for double dates * 1146 01:01:18,970 --> 01:01:21,222 * Roll up, blaze, and funny face * 1147 01:01:21,264 --> 01:01:24,517 * Everything I imagine, love for a trace * 1148 01:01:24,559 --> 01:01:28,355 * When I want to lash out and give some shade * 1149 01:01:28,396 --> 01:01:32,901 * I look into your eyes, see a better day * 1150 01:01:32,942 --> 01:01:34,652 - It's big? - Oh so big. 1151 01:01:34,694 --> 01:01:37,614 - Uhuh, tell me again. - It's so big. 1152 01:01:37,655 --> 01:01:40,158 - Oh is it? - Oh yes, yes. 1153 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,659 - How big is it? - So big. 1154 01:01:41,701 --> 01:01:44,704 - How big? Yeah. - You're bigfoot big. 1155 01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:46,873 Call me bigfoot. - Bigfoot. 1156 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:52,629 Oh bigfoot, oh bigfoot. - That's right. 1157 01:01:52,671 --> 01:01:55,840 - Which brings us to number three, nagging. 1158 01:01:55,882 --> 01:01:58,426 Now sometimes this is actually number one. 1159 01:01:58,468 --> 01:02:01,096 - You do realize that the only reason why women nag 1160 01:02:01,137 --> 01:02:04,349 is because men do so many stupid things. 1161 01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:05,850 - I mean, I get that, 1162 01:02:05,892 --> 01:02:07,852 but what women also need to stop doing is lying 1163 01:02:07,894 --> 01:02:09,938 about how much those things bother them, 1164 01:02:09,979 --> 01:02:12,399 and actually talk about the real issues. 1165 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,192 Just like you and I sitting here talking about this, 1166 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:16,403 when it's not what's going on? 1167 01:02:16,444 --> 01:02:19,823 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1168 01:02:21,366 --> 01:02:23,410 - You didn't take out the trash last night, 1169 01:02:23,451 --> 01:02:24,994 and I know you was with that bitch 1170 01:02:25,036 --> 01:02:27,288 that you was jacking off to on the computer the other night. 1171 01:02:27,330 --> 01:02:30,291 You thought I didn't see that, huh? 1172 01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:32,252 That's fine, you wanna have sex with that bitch, 1173 01:02:32,293 --> 01:02:34,170 do it, have at it, 1174 01:02:34,212 --> 01:02:38,091 but the least you could do is take out the goddamn trash. 1175 01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:43,096 (Kale peeing) (Kale grunting) 1176 01:02:47,350 --> 01:02:51,312 - Oh my goodness, get outta there, get out of there. 1177 01:02:52,731 --> 01:02:57,569 Get out of there, get out of there, get whoop whoop. 1178 01:02:57,610 --> 01:03:00,238 (Kale vomiting) 1179 01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,950 Stay in there, stay in there. 1180 01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:06,619 (Kale groaning) 1181 01:03:14,711 --> 01:03:17,339 (Kale vomiting) 1182 01:03:19,424 --> 01:03:20,342 Oh, oh. Oh. 1183 01:03:26,556 --> 01:03:29,434 (Kale vomiting) 1184 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,518 Oh, woe is me 1185 01:03:35,607 --> 01:03:38,276 (water running) 1186 01:03:41,404 --> 01:03:43,823 Get it, get it together Kale. 1187 01:03:55,543 --> 01:03:59,172 Okay, you can do this, you can do this Kale. 1188 01:04:01,508 --> 01:04:05,095 (upbeat electronic music) 1189 01:04:13,561 --> 01:04:17,357 - Come on, man. (Mark snoring) 1190 01:04:22,362 --> 01:04:23,863 Mark. Wake up man. 1191 01:04:27,450 --> 01:04:28,827 Come on, wake up, I got an early appointment, 1192 01:04:28,868 --> 01:04:31,162 you gotta go. - You tripping. 1193 01:04:33,665 --> 01:04:36,376 Man, you gotta get some better couches in here. 1194 01:04:36,418 --> 01:04:37,460 - Ain't nothing wrong with my couches, 1195 01:04:37,502 --> 01:04:39,671 you need to stop cheating on your wife. 1196 01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:43,675 - What? Who are you to lecture me on cheating? 1197 01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:45,677 - I've never cheated a day in my life. 1198 01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:47,095 - Of course not. 1199 01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:51,141 You've never been in a relationship in your whole life. 1200 01:04:51,182 --> 01:04:53,018 - That's why I don't need to cheat. 1201 01:04:53,059 --> 01:04:53,977 (soft knocking) What up? 1202 01:04:54,019 --> 01:04:55,520 - Excuse me, sir? - Yes, Ethyl? 1203 01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:56,855 - [Ethyl] You 7:00 AM is here. 1204 01:04:56,896 --> 01:04:58,314 - Excellent, please show her in. 1205 01:04:58,356 --> 01:05:01,109 - Okay. - As you can see, 1206 01:05:01,151 --> 01:05:03,236 I have a 7:00 AM appointment. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1207 01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:04,529 - Whoa. - Hey James. 1208 01:05:04,571 --> 01:05:05,572 - Excuse me sweetheart. - For real? 1209 01:05:05,613 --> 01:05:06,823 - Wait. - Not you. 1210 01:05:06,865 --> 01:05:08,616 - I made us reservations for Red Lobster later, 1211 01:05:08,658 --> 01:05:11,578 I even wore your favorite color today, wait. 1212 01:05:11,619 --> 01:05:13,788 - Thank you. - Huh, who, who was that? 1213 01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:17,876 - That's Brill, don't worry about it. Long story. 1214 01:05:19,336 --> 01:05:23,214 - So sorry about that. - It's alright. 1215 01:05:23,256 --> 01:05:25,383 - Your real seven o'clock is here. 1216 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:26,634 - Thank you, please show her in. 1217 01:05:26,676 --> 01:05:28,470 - Okay. - Come on man, hurry up. 1218 01:05:28,511 --> 01:05:30,472 - I am stop rushing me. 1219 01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:36,019 - Is this a bad time? - Oh man, oh man. 1220 01:05:41,691 --> 01:05:45,111 - So Jaguar like the cat, how can I help? 1221 01:05:49,282 --> 01:05:50,617 - [Jaguar] Well. 1222 01:05:53,536 --> 01:05:57,749 I found this in my purse the other day. 1223 01:05:57,791 --> 01:05:59,084 That was smooth. 1224 01:06:01,461 --> 01:06:04,172 My fiance and I are moving to Paris next year. 1225 01:06:04,214 --> 01:06:07,509 - So you're getting married and moving to Paris? 1226 01:06:07,550 --> 01:06:09,427 - Yes. - That's awesome. 1227 01:06:11,096 --> 01:06:13,431 - Thank you, and I would like to sell my house 1228 01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:16,309 before we leave, but it needs work. 1229 01:06:17,602 --> 01:06:18,436 - Okay. 1230 01:06:21,481 --> 01:06:24,275 - I'm gonna write down my address. 1231 01:06:26,653 --> 01:06:29,030 How soon can you get started? 1232 01:06:31,616 --> 01:06:34,494 - I mean, the sun's about to come up right now. 1233 01:06:34,536 --> 01:06:39,499 (upbeat electronic music) (birds chirping) 1234 01:06:47,048 --> 01:06:50,677 Wow, this is cool. Is it yours or is it his? 1235 01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:53,680 - Does it matter? - To me it does. 1236 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:55,140 All right, so for a hundred grand, 1237 01:06:55,181 --> 01:06:58,309 I can turn this into a multi-million dollar home. 1238 01:06:58,351 --> 01:07:00,478 - You haven't even seen the interior. 1239 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:06,276 - I don't need to see the interior, I'm good at what I do. 1240 01:07:06,317 --> 01:07:10,780 All right, I'm thinking we take down the vines, 1241 01:07:10,822 --> 01:07:13,658 power wash the stone, trimmings, 1242 01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:15,660 you know, take care of the trees. 1243 01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:17,328 I can start next week if you want. 1244 01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:21,708 (upbeat electronic music continues) 1245 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:50,862 So what I'm thinking is we can update these hardwood floors. 1246 01:07:50,904 --> 01:07:53,031 Oh, and the weeds outside, don't even worry about that. 1247 01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:54,324 I can replace it and make it look 1248 01:07:54,366 --> 01:07:58,328 like the dirt gave birth to the grass yesterday. 1249 01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:02,040 - Are you carrying a gun, James? 1250 01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:03,041 - [James] What? 1251 01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:07,420 (upbeat electronic music continues) 1252 01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:14,552 - A big boy. - Oh yes. 1253 01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:17,055 - I'm a big strong boy. Yeah, yeah. 1254 01:08:17,097 --> 01:08:18,473 (both moaning) 1255 01:08:18,515 --> 01:08:19,265 Oh yes. 1256 01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:25,855 - Yes. - Come on, come on, come on. 1257 01:08:25,897 --> 01:08:28,566 Give it to me. (moaning continues) 1258 01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:30,860 - Is that your man in there? 1259 01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:33,571 - Yes. (moaning continues) 1260 01:08:33,613 --> 01:08:35,990 - Yes. - You like that? 1261 01:08:36,032 --> 01:08:37,283 - Shit. - Oh yes. 1262 01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:38,868 - [James] Do you want me to hurt him for you? 1263 01:08:38,910 --> 01:08:42,455 - What? (moaning continues) 1264 01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:46,042 No, this is common. 1265 01:08:49,921 --> 01:08:53,091 * She sleeping with my man, but I thought she was a friend * 1266 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:56,636 * Now I'm 'bout to put my hands on her, on her * 1267 01:08:56,678 --> 01:09:00,557 (loud moaning) (slaps thudding) 1268 01:09:00,598 --> 01:09:01,641 (women screaming) 1269 01:09:01,683 --> 01:09:04,436 - What the bloody hell. - Help him. 1270 01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:10,108 * I'm 'bout to put my hands on her, on her * 1271 01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:13,945 - Help, someone help. - Shut up, get in my car. 1272 01:09:18,491 --> 01:09:19,993 Get in. - Let's go. 1273 01:09:25,206 --> 01:09:29,878 Ah, come on, move the car. (car roaring) 1274 01:09:32,881 --> 01:09:35,300 - Thank you. - It's all right. 1275 01:09:37,927 --> 01:09:40,680 (peaceful music) 1276 01:09:44,225 --> 01:09:46,811 - Hey James how's business? 1277 01:09:46,853 --> 01:09:48,063 - It's good, Sammy. 1278 01:09:48,104 --> 01:09:49,397 - All right, you want the usual today? 1279 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:50,774 - Chocolate sundae, let's get it. 1280 01:09:50,815 --> 01:09:53,693 - All right I got you. - Thanks man. 1281 01:10:00,825 --> 01:10:05,372 - Hey Sam, another round of chocolate over here. 1282 01:10:05,413 --> 01:10:08,124 - All right, I gotcha. - Jaguar? 1283 01:10:13,463 --> 01:10:15,215 Are you okay? - James! 1284 01:10:17,926 --> 01:10:23,390 My night in shining armor, come have some ice cream with me. 1285 01:10:23,431 --> 01:10:27,102 (peaceful music continues) 1286 01:10:29,604 --> 01:10:32,148 Wait, how'd you know I was here. 1287 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:36,820 - I didn't, I just came in to get a chocolate sundae. 1288 01:10:36,861 --> 01:10:39,155 - All right, here y'all go. - Thank you, Sam. 1289 01:10:39,197 --> 01:10:42,867 - Right on time, oh. - Of course, no problem. 1290 01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:47,247 (Jaguar slurping) 1291 01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:57,424 - My boyfriend was cheating on me with a fat chick. 1292 01:10:57,465 --> 01:10:59,759 Can you believe that crap? 1293 01:10:59,801 --> 01:11:02,429 Talk about a self-esteem killer. 1294 01:11:04,889 --> 01:11:06,349 At least she was cute though, right? 1295 01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:07,892 - What kinda ice cream are you eating, 1296 01:11:07,934 --> 01:11:09,436 because if I didn't know any better, 1297 01:11:09,477 --> 01:11:11,187 I'd swear you were drunk. 1298 01:11:11,229 --> 01:11:14,024 (Jaguar shushing) 1299 01:11:16,818 --> 01:11:20,071 - Don't say that, come here, come here. 1300 01:11:24,242 --> 01:11:26,202 It's called vodka cream. 1301 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:33,460 I invented myself like just half hour ago. 1302 01:11:34,669 --> 01:11:38,089 - And how many vodka creams have you had? 1303 01:11:44,179 --> 01:11:46,306 - Just this one, and wait, 1304 01:11:49,184 --> 01:11:52,270 five, six more right before this one. 1305 01:11:59,611 --> 01:12:02,280 You want some? - Jag, Jag, whoa. 1306 01:12:07,827 --> 01:12:09,204 Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait. 1307 01:12:09,245 --> 01:12:11,206 I got you, okay, okay, okay. 1308 01:12:11,247 --> 01:12:13,541 I got you, I got you. - I got it. 1309 01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:15,460 - [James] There you go, there you go. 1310 01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:19,047 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1311 01:12:19,089 --> 01:12:21,257 All right, just easy, easy. 1312 01:12:24,094 --> 01:12:25,720 All right, you gotta get the door for me. 1313 01:12:25,762 --> 01:12:29,683 - [Jaguar] Okay. (keys jingling) 1314 01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:44,155 Thanks for bringing me home. I'm good from here. 1315 01:12:46,783 --> 01:12:48,201 I wish I was a man. 1316 01:12:49,661 --> 01:12:54,582 Men don't give a shit about love and relationships. 1317 01:12:54,624 --> 01:12:58,586 It's like you guys built a mechanism inside you 1318 01:12:58,628 --> 01:13:00,839 that allows you to shut down love 1319 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,799 without ever feeling a thing, 1320 01:13:02,841 --> 01:13:06,177 but women we're just not built like that, 1321 01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:11,558 for a woman love is our one thing 1322 01:13:11,599 --> 01:13:14,894 that sets us apart from any other being. 1323 01:13:16,604 --> 01:13:20,525 It's like God entrust with his deepest, purest, 1324 01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:27,073 most valuable emotion to hold in our hearts, 1325 01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:32,787 and only give it to those whom we deem worthy of it. 1326 01:13:37,751 --> 01:13:42,672 So when you cheat on us, it's like you're killing 1327 01:13:42,714 --> 01:13:47,510 the best thing about us. (water splashing) 1328 01:13:48,762 --> 01:13:51,723 - Shit, Jag. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1329 01:13:53,224 --> 01:13:56,061 (water splashing) 1330 01:14:01,232 --> 01:14:04,778 God dammit. (James panting) 1331 01:14:11,534 --> 01:14:14,496 Shit, hold on Jag, hold on, hold on. 1332 01:14:15,705 --> 01:14:18,541 (peaceful music) 1333 01:14:32,347 --> 01:14:34,808 - [Jaguar] Where's your girl at James, 1334 01:14:34,849 --> 01:14:39,813 because I know you've got one or two or three. 1335 01:14:39,854 --> 01:14:42,190 Is she at home waiting for you, 1336 01:14:42,232 --> 01:14:46,569 'cause that's what we do, you know, we wait for you. 1337 01:14:46,611 --> 01:14:49,531 - I, I don't believe in girlfriends. 1338 01:14:50,865 --> 01:14:52,701 - Good for you. 1339 01:14:52,742 --> 01:14:57,205 Why break one heart when you can break 'em all, right? 1340 01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:05,463 You know what I'm like James? 1341 01:15:07,465 --> 01:15:11,553 I'm like that big fish that all the fishermen want to catch 1342 01:15:11,594 --> 01:15:13,638 and no one wants to keep. 1343 01:15:16,433 --> 01:15:17,976 You just want to take a picture with me 1344 01:15:18,018 --> 01:15:21,271 so they can show me off to their friends 1345 01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:25,191 and throw me back into the water. 1346 01:15:40,832 --> 01:15:44,502 (peaceful music continues) 1347 01:16:09,903 --> 01:16:13,573 (peaceful music continues) 1348 01:16:32,592 --> 01:16:35,512 - You're awake. - You're still here. 1349 01:16:37,847 --> 01:16:40,308 - I didn't wanna leave you. 1350 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:43,311 - Because of the whole swimming pool thing? 1351 01:16:43,353 --> 01:16:46,314 I'm not suicidal. - I didn't say you were. 1352 01:16:47,649 --> 01:16:50,402 Oh, I used your dryer, I hope you don't mind. 1353 01:16:50,443 --> 01:16:51,528 - That's cool. 1354 01:16:57,492 --> 01:17:00,662 I don't know why I'm taking it so hard, 1355 01:17:00,704 --> 01:17:02,914 all men cheat, I know that. 1356 01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:08,169 My father was the worst of them all, 1357 01:17:08,211 --> 01:17:11,673 he used to take me with him while he cheated. 1358 01:17:11,715 --> 01:17:14,509 I was like his alibi or something. 1359 01:17:16,386 --> 01:17:19,597 I'd be sitting in one room watching TV 1360 01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:22,350 and he'd be having sex in another. 1361 01:17:23,685 --> 01:17:27,439 - So then you grew up expecting men to cheat? 1362 01:17:29,899 --> 01:17:34,654 - I grew up wishing they wouldn't, but knowing they will. 1363 01:17:36,322 --> 01:17:37,490 - I should go. 1364 01:17:45,457 --> 01:17:48,251 - If I ask you to stay, would you? 1365 01:17:52,714 --> 01:17:55,091 I know that you barely know me 1366 01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:56,634 and I have no right to ask you this, 1367 01:17:56,676 --> 01:18:00,138 but I could really use a friend right now. 1368 01:18:01,931 --> 01:18:04,726 (relaxing music) 1369 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:17,906 * Reese on the drop, Reese on the drop * 1370 01:18:25,955 --> 01:18:31,586 * I just wanna give you something that's so unusual * 1371 01:18:31,628 --> 01:18:33,296 * I'll give you that late night loving * 1372 01:18:33,338 --> 01:18:36,883 * That you don't get at all * 1373 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:39,844 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 1374 01:18:39,886 --> 01:18:42,931 * I swear this song going off the deep end * 1375 01:18:42,972 --> 01:18:47,602 * Oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah * 1376 01:18:49,187 --> 01:18:54,859 * You say you're never home, you want me come over * 1377 01:18:54,901 --> 01:18:56,569 * Babe I wish I could * 1378 01:18:56,611 --> 01:19:00,532 * But that's the definition of a home wrecker * 1379 01:19:00,573 --> 01:19:02,992 * So get a hotel * 1380 01:19:03,034 --> 01:19:06,204 * I promise imma be there. * 1381 01:19:06,246 --> 01:19:09,124 * Now while I'm driving you Snapchat pics of your kitty cat 1382 01:19:09,165 --> 01:19:10,375 * 1383 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:13,086 * It could be our secret if you keep it * 1384 01:19:13,128 --> 01:19:16,464 * I can be your secret, girl if you keep it * 1385 01:19:16,506 --> 01:19:19,175 * Baby girl, I'm trying to get it on yeah * 1386 01:19:19,217 --> 01:19:23,596 * She know these homies like a sing along, yeah * 1387 01:19:23,638 --> 01:19:29,894 * I swear this feeling got me going all night * 1388 01:19:29,936 --> 01:19:34,649 * Whoa, yeah, yeah * 1389 01:19:34,691 --> 01:19:40,113 * I just wanna give you something that's so unusual * 1390 01:19:40,155 --> 01:19:41,990 * I'll give you that late night loving * 1391 01:19:42,032 --> 01:19:46,995 * That you don't get at home, yeah * 1392 01:19:48,371 --> 01:19:52,584 * I swear this song gone off the deep end * 1393 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:55,712 - That was amazing, I've always wanted to do that. 1394 01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:56,087 - Wait you've never done that before? 1395 01:19:56,129 --> 01:19:57,589 - Never. 1396 01:19:57,630 --> 01:20:00,008 - Well, I am honored to take you out for your first time. 1397 01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:02,594 - Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. 1398 01:20:02,635 --> 01:20:05,138 - You're very welcome. 1399 01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:07,349 - All right, so I had a question for you. 1400 01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:08,683 - Okay. 1401 01:20:08,725 --> 01:20:10,268 - What is the prettiest thing 1402 01:20:10,310 --> 01:20:12,312 that you've ever seen in your life? 1403 01:20:12,354 --> 01:20:14,689 - I'm a man baby, I don't do pretty. 1404 01:20:14,731 --> 01:20:16,941 - Come on, you're human and you have eyes right? 1405 01:20:16,983 --> 01:20:18,318 You can't tell me that 1406 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,987 there's never been anything pretty that you've seen. 1407 01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:21,905 What is it? 1408 01:20:25,408 --> 01:20:29,496 Wait, wait, and you can't say me either. 1409 01:20:29,537 --> 01:20:30,330 - Okay. 1410 01:20:35,835 --> 01:20:36,628 Rain. 1411 01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:39,589 - Your friend's fiance? 1412 01:20:39,631 --> 01:20:42,258 - What no, what are you? God no. 1413 01:20:44,302 --> 01:20:46,179 - Okay my bad, my bad, I'm tripping. 1414 01:20:46,221 --> 01:20:48,306 You're talking about that cold, cloudy, 1415 01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,475 thunder and lightning kind of rain. 1416 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:51,559 - I'm talking about that rain 1417 01:20:51,601 --> 01:20:53,937 that only happens on a sunny day, 1418 01:20:53,978 --> 01:20:55,939 now it lasts for about five minutes, 1419 01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:57,524 doesn't happen very often, 1420 01:20:57,565 --> 01:21:02,445 but when it does, it is the prettiest thing I've ever seen. 1421 01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:05,156 You know the cool thing about it? 1422 01:21:05,198 --> 01:21:06,574 - What? 1423 01:21:06,616 --> 01:21:10,912 - When it's over, it's always sealed with a rainbow. 1424 01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:16,209 - Is that the truth? - I never lie, nah. 1425 01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:26,344 You're thinking about us, aren't you? 1426 01:21:26,386 --> 01:21:28,013 - I'm thinking about a lot of things. 1427 01:21:28,054 --> 01:21:32,350 - Yeah, but you're mainly thinking about us. 1428 01:21:32,392 --> 01:21:35,478 - So what's the number two reason why men cheat? 1429 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,481 - Number two is called Valentine's Day. 1430 01:21:39,774 --> 01:21:42,235 * Ice cream, got the ice cream today * 1431 01:21:42,277 --> 01:21:45,488 * Ice cream * (James laughing) 1432 01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:47,532 * Ice cream 'bout to play with that * 1433 01:21:47,574 --> 01:21:50,201 * Ice cream, put the sprinkles in the whip, aye * 1434 01:21:50,243 --> 01:21:53,747 * Ice cream, got the ice cream aye * 1435 01:21:53,788 --> 01:21:56,750 - Calibrating, calibrating. 1436 01:21:56,791 --> 01:22:01,212 (children laughing) (crowd chattering) 1437 01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,841 - A bag throw, I'm gonna need you to come with me. 1438 01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:07,260 * I heard they mad, hi, bye haters * 1439 01:22:07,302 --> 01:22:09,846 * Watch with the whip, I do the dip * 1440 01:22:09,888 --> 01:22:12,557 * Take you round trip, that's how imma do * 1441 01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:16,478 * Sprinkle in the whip, I do the dip * 1442 01:22:17,771 --> 01:22:20,315 * Ice cream, got the ice cream whip, aye * 1443 01:22:20,357 --> 01:22:23,068 * Ice cream, yeah I'm cold off the rim * 1444 01:22:23,109 --> 01:22:25,653 * Ice cream, got to play with that whip, aye * 1445 01:22:25,695 --> 01:22:28,114 * Ice cream, put the sprinkles in the whip * 1446 01:22:28,156 --> 01:22:30,909 * Ice cream, got the ice cream whip * 1447 01:22:30,950 --> 01:22:33,620 * Ice cream, yeah I'm cold off the rim * 1448 01:22:33,661 --> 01:22:36,623 * Ice cream, got the flavor that flips, aye * 1449 01:22:36,664 --> 01:22:39,000 * Ice cream, put the sprinkles in the whip * 1450 01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:42,671 * Ice cream, I got the flavor, you scream * 1451 01:22:42,712 --> 01:22:44,047 * I'm cold like a glacier * 1452 01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:47,801 * Ice cream, I got the flavor, you scream * 1453 01:22:47,842 --> 01:22:49,552 * I'm cold like a glacier * 1454 01:22:49,594 --> 01:22:54,516 * I scream, you scream, I scream, you scream * 1455 01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:02,982 * Hello * 1456 01:23:05,735 --> 01:23:08,738 (children laughing) 1457 01:23:10,907 --> 01:23:14,536 Whoa, whoa. * The chain so icy * 1458 01:23:14,577 --> 01:23:19,541 * I'm so icy, this chain so icy, I'm so icy * 1459 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:24,796 (Jaguar and James laughing) 1460 01:23:32,470 --> 01:23:36,099 - Cake. (children screaming) 1461 01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:45,191 Has anybody seen Mark V? 1462 01:23:45,233 --> 01:23:47,527 We're getting ready to sing happy birthday. 1463 01:23:47,569 --> 01:23:51,114 - It's okay, mommy, I'll go get him. 1464 01:23:51,156 --> 01:23:53,199 - You seen him inside? - Yes. 1465 01:23:53,241 --> 01:23:56,077 (crowd chattering) 1466 01:23:56,119 --> 01:23:58,329 - Wait a minute, Wynn, no. 1467 01:24:12,010 --> 01:24:14,596 (soft moaning) 1468 01:24:16,973 --> 01:24:19,517 - [Mark IV] Tell me again, tell me again. 1469 01:24:19,559 --> 01:24:22,896 - It's so- - Tell me it's big. 1470 01:24:22,937 --> 01:24:25,899 Tell me it's big, it's big? 1471 01:24:25,940 --> 01:24:28,860 - Yes, it's big. - Call me Bigfoot. 1472 01:24:28,902 --> 01:24:32,280 Call me Bigfoot. - Big fucking foot. 1473 01:24:32,322 --> 01:24:34,616 - Yeah, that's right. - Okay. 1474 01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:38,536 I want you to remember 1475 01:24:38,578 --> 01:24:42,248 everything you just saw right now, okay? 1476 01:24:42,290 --> 01:24:44,918 Men cheat on women all the time, 1477 01:24:44,959 --> 01:24:47,545 but it's not your daddy's fault, it's my fault, 1478 01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:50,215 'cause I allow this to happen, 1479 01:24:50,256 --> 01:24:51,716 I don't want you to be like me, 1480 01:24:51,758 --> 01:24:54,886 and that's why I want you to remember everything you saw. 1481 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:57,555 Don't ever let a man cheat on you, 1482 01:24:57,597 --> 01:25:01,518 and if you do find out, I want you to leave him right away. 1483 01:25:01,559 --> 01:25:06,022 Do you understand me? - Are you gonna leave Daddy? 1484 01:25:06,064 --> 01:25:09,317 - No, baby, no. Mommy's not going anywhere. 1485 01:25:09,359 --> 01:25:10,902 - Well, you should. 1486 01:25:16,032 --> 01:25:20,578 * Happy birthday to you * 1487 01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:24,833 * Happy birthday to you * 1488 01:25:24,874 --> 01:25:30,130 * Happy birthday dear Mark and Wynn * 1489 01:25:30,171 --> 01:25:34,300 * Happy birthday to you * 1490 01:25:34,342 --> 01:25:36,845 (all cheering) 1491 01:25:39,514 --> 01:25:40,974 - I don't mean to steal the thunder 1492 01:25:41,016 --> 01:25:44,436 from the kids' birthday party, happy birthday my babies, 1493 01:25:44,477 --> 01:25:49,190 but it is still Valentine's Day, and Kale Aubrey, 1494 01:25:49,232 --> 01:25:51,735 I love you with all of my heart, baby. 1495 01:25:51,776 --> 01:25:53,445 I know you said you wanted to do this, 1496 01:25:53,486 --> 01:25:56,489 but at the time your toes was curling. 1497 01:25:56,531 --> 01:25:59,284 - Ew. - And you didn't have a ring. 1498 01:26:00,702 --> 01:26:05,040 So I don't wanna use sex to force you into anything. 1499 01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:08,752 Kale, will you marry me? 1500 01:26:10,670 --> 01:26:11,588 - No. - Yes. 1501 01:26:16,885 --> 01:26:19,429 (all cheering) 1502 01:26:22,432 --> 01:26:26,436 - We're gonna be so happy together. He said yes. 1503 01:26:28,897 --> 01:26:32,692 - That was a good day. - That was real. 1504 01:26:32,734 --> 01:26:34,361 You know, I grew up truly watching 1505 01:26:34,402 --> 01:26:37,113 a man in love with a woman, 1506 01:26:37,155 --> 01:26:38,948 every time my mother walked into a room, 1507 01:26:38,990 --> 01:26:42,911 my father's eyes would light up every single time. 1508 01:26:42,952 --> 01:26:46,664 I mean, that man was truly in love with that woman, 1509 01:26:46,706 --> 01:26:48,333 and that was because he wanted to be, 1510 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:51,961 it wasn't something that she demanded of him. 1511 01:26:52,003 --> 01:26:55,799 - So you think women force men into romance? 1512 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,467 - I'm saying that women take romance 1513 01:26:57,509 --> 01:26:59,803 and turn it into something ugly. 1514 01:26:59,844 --> 01:27:02,055 Valentine's Day, Christmas, birthdays, 1515 01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:04,599 it's something that men have to do. 1516 01:27:04,641 --> 01:27:06,267 You know, buy me gifts, buy me roses, 1517 01:27:06,309 --> 01:27:08,019 do things that are gonna make my friends, family, 1518 01:27:08,061 --> 01:27:10,063 and coworkers jealous, 1519 01:27:10,105 --> 01:27:12,857 and then when we don't do it the way you want us to, 1520 01:27:12,899 --> 01:27:14,234 you get mad. 1521 01:27:14,275 --> 01:27:15,694 So then we go off and we find somebody 1522 01:27:15,735 --> 01:27:18,780 that don't care about all that Valentine's Day bullshit. 1523 01:27:18,822 --> 01:27:20,573 - So you cheat? - Yeah. 1524 01:27:25,704 --> 01:27:28,331 - But if you truly love your woman, 1525 01:27:28,373 --> 01:27:31,001 it shouldn't matter why she wants you to be romantic. 1526 01:27:31,042 --> 01:27:34,671 Just do it, don't do it because she's making you do it, 1527 01:27:34,713 --> 01:27:37,132 do it because you wanna make her happy, 1528 01:27:37,173 --> 01:27:39,092 so take her out to dinner, buy her a gift, 1529 01:27:39,134 --> 01:27:41,136 make her feel appreciated, 1530 01:27:41,177 --> 01:27:44,848 show her that she means everything to you. 1531 01:27:44,889 --> 01:27:49,269 Don't cheat on her because she wants to feel special. 1532 01:27:56,651 --> 01:28:01,656 (car rumbling) (traffic whooshing) 1533 01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:13,460 - Let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1534 01:28:18,715 --> 01:28:21,801 Are you all right, you sure? 1535 01:28:21,843 --> 01:28:23,636 Hey check this out, hey look, take my card. 1536 01:28:23,678 --> 01:28:24,763 If you ever need to talk about anything, 1537 01:28:24,804 --> 01:28:26,389 just hit me up all right. 1538 01:28:26,431 --> 01:28:27,307 - I mean we're coming right back. 1539 01:28:27,349 --> 01:28:28,892 - I know you coming right back. 1540 01:28:28,933 --> 01:28:33,063 Just hold onto the card 'cause you coming back for a reason. 1541 01:28:33,104 --> 01:28:36,316 Find a better man, go do what you gotta do. 1542 01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:40,195 Turn around. Damn, certified with a rack, damn. 1543 01:28:49,245 --> 01:28:51,956 - Turn around. - Are you serious? 1544 01:28:51,998 --> 01:28:53,541 - Yes Rain is a private person 1545 01:28:53,583 --> 01:28:57,587 and she doesn't want anybody looking at her underwear. 1546 01:28:57,629 --> 01:29:00,131 - Would you just get the pen so we can go. 1547 01:29:00,173 --> 01:29:02,342 - Pendant. - Yeah, whatever. 1548 01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:13,478 * I got your tail, your name, shazam, and shake * 1549 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:17,315 * Belinda, Melinda, damn * 1550 01:29:18,858 --> 01:29:23,822 * Pamela, Angela, Tangela, Mara, Tara, Shakar * 1551 01:29:27,033 --> 01:29:29,911 - I don't know. - I want a divorce. 1552 01:29:34,207 --> 01:29:36,126 - What? - You're a liar. 1553 01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:41,464 You're a cheater, and I honestly hate you for marrying me 1554 01:29:41,506 --> 01:29:43,633 when you know you didn't want me. 1555 01:29:43,675 --> 01:29:49,639 - I didn't want you? Lady, I wanted you every single night. 1556 01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:51,099 You're the one that didn't want me. 1557 01:29:51,141 --> 01:29:52,809 - Maybe that's because you're sexing my friend 1558 01:29:52,851 --> 01:29:55,478 and a hundred women just like her. 1559 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,563 - You not getting a divorce. 1560 01:29:56,604 --> 01:29:59,315 - Well, I'm not staying with you. 1561 01:29:59,357 --> 01:30:00,442 I need a real husband, 1562 01:30:00,483 --> 01:30:02,944 I need someone that's going to love me. 1563 01:30:02,986 --> 01:30:04,612 - Love? - Yes. 1564 01:30:04,654 --> 01:30:08,074 - Look, love is what got me here in the first place. 1565 01:30:08,116 --> 01:30:12,037 If I didn't love our kids, I, I would've been left. 1566 01:30:13,371 --> 01:30:17,167 - So you love our kids, but you don't love me. 1567 01:30:24,007 --> 01:30:27,510 - I didn't mean it like that Wynn, wait, wait, wait. 1568 01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:29,012 - Get off of me. 1569 01:30:29,054 --> 01:30:31,723 Our daughter found you in the bathroom with my friend 1570 01:30:31,765 --> 01:30:33,433 at her and her brother's birthday party, 1571 01:30:33,475 --> 01:30:36,269 but it's me that she doesn't respect. 1572 01:30:36,311 --> 01:30:38,480 That stops, today it stops. 1573 01:30:40,857 --> 01:30:45,612 After this wedding I want you to take your ass home, 1574 01:30:45,653 --> 01:30:50,367 pack your stuff and get the hell out of my house. 1575 01:30:50,408 --> 01:30:53,119 (peaceful music) 1576 01:31:02,504 --> 01:31:07,467 (birds chirping) (dog barking) 1577 01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:13,306 - [James] So now we are down to the final reason 1578 01:31:13,348 --> 01:31:14,891 why men cheat. 1579 01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:17,143 In a few minutes the vault of every man's thought process 1580 01:31:17,185 --> 01:31:19,771 when it comes to cheating will be broken into 1581 01:31:19,813 --> 01:31:21,189 and you will have stolen the secrets 1582 01:31:21,231 --> 01:31:23,441 to our twisted mentalities. 1583 01:31:25,318 --> 01:31:27,028 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1584 01:31:27,070 --> 01:31:30,490 And the number one reason why men cheat is, 1585 01:31:30,532 --> 01:31:33,785 drum roll please. (James clapping) 1586 01:31:33,827 --> 01:31:36,579 - Would you stop being so dramatic and just tell me? 1587 01:31:36,621 --> 01:31:40,250 (peaceful music continues) 1588 01:31:51,594 --> 01:31:55,306 You wanna come inside? - Is there sex in there? 1589 01:31:55,348 --> 01:31:56,891 - No. - Wait, wait, wait. 1590 01:31:56,933 --> 01:31:58,101 Hold on, hold on. 1591 01:31:58,143 --> 01:32:01,771 (peaceful music continues) 1592 01:32:15,285 --> 01:32:18,371 I gotta go, I gotta go, I have to go. 1593 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:21,708 Some men would rather cut off an arm 1594 01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:25,003 than to let a woman know that he's falling in love with her. 1595 01:32:25,045 --> 01:32:26,087 - [Jaguar] So you cheat 1596 01:32:26,129 --> 01:32:29,049 because you're afraid to fall in love? 1597 01:32:29,090 --> 01:32:31,051 - [James] No, we cheat because we're afraid 1598 01:32:31,092 --> 01:32:32,635 to get our hearts broken. 1599 01:32:32,677 --> 01:32:36,473 I'd rather get you before you get me. 1600 01:32:36,514 --> 01:32:38,641 - Don't leave. - I... I... 1601 01:32:52,197 --> 01:32:55,909 Come on now, no, no, no, no. Give me my keys. 1602 01:32:57,702 --> 01:32:59,788 I don't, I don't have time to play games. 1603 01:32:59,829 --> 01:33:02,582 (relaxing music) 1604 01:33:14,469 --> 01:33:18,556 So what's your move? - My move. What do you mean? 1605 01:33:20,225 --> 01:33:25,230 - Yeah, your move like crazy stupid love, show me your move. 1606 01:33:27,148 --> 01:33:29,234 Have me all like, ah. 1607 01:33:29,275 --> 01:33:33,571 - [Jaguar] Are you serious, you think I have a move? 1608 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,909 - I know you have a move. - I do. 1609 01:33:40,495 --> 01:33:43,915 It's called wall call. Ah, ah, slow down. 1610 01:33:48,628 --> 01:33:53,216 Be patient. (relaxing music continues) 1611 01:33:56,636 --> 01:34:00,515 * I just wanna ride away * 1612 01:34:00,557 --> 01:34:04,519 * Make you say oh, oh * 1613 01:34:04,561 --> 01:34:09,524 * I just wanna ride away * 1614 01:34:12,652 --> 01:34:16,614 * Make you say oh, oh, oh * 1615 01:34:16,656 --> 01:34:20,660 * Make you say oh, oh, oh * 1616 01:34:20,702 --> 01:34:22,704 * I just wanna touch you baby * 1617 01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:24,456 * I just wanna stroke you baby * 1618 01:34:24,497 --> 01:34:26,875 * I just wanna climb on top like crazy * 1619 01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:28,460 * Be like muscleman * 1620 01:34:28,501 --> 01:34:30,378 * I'm just trying to love you baby * 1621 01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:32,422 * I'm just trying to taste you baby * 1622 01:34:32,464 --> 01:34:34,341 * Make you say these walls are tight * 1623 01:34:34,382 --> 01:34:36,718 * Damn it's like I'm squeezing baby * 1624 01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:40,805 * Damn its on me, we made a movie * 1625 01:34:42,557 --> 01:34:45,393 (birds chirping) 1626 01:35:15,965 --> 01:35:18,551 - Good morning. - How you doing? 1627 01:35:20,428 --> 01:35:21,262 - Good. 1628 01:35:22,764 --> 01:35:25,016 - You know, you look really pretty in the morning. 1629 01:35:25,058 --> 01:35:26,351 - Aw, thank you. 1630 01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:31,648 You know I was afraid when I opened my eyes this morning 1631 01:35:31,690 --> 01:35:34,192 that you weren't gonna be here. 1632 01:35:36,319 --> 01:35:38,947 - You uh, you wanna get breakfast? 1633 01:35:38,988 --> 01:35:40,699 - Yes I would love to get breakfast 1634 01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:42,283 'cause I don't know about you, 1635 01:35:42,325 --> 01:35:48,415 but your girl was doing her thing last night, so, you know. 1636 01:35:48,456 --> 01:35:51,668 - We're cool, right? - Mhm, the coolest. 1637 01:35:53,795 --> 01:35:57,841 I'm gonna get my stuff. - Let's do it. 1638 01:35:57,882 --> 01:35:58,717 - Okay. 1639 01:36:02,095 --> 01:36:05,432 Wait a minute, why would you ask me that? 1640 01:36:06,516 --> 01:36:09,227 - Ask you what? - If we were cool. 1641 01:36:12,439 --> 01:36:15,275 - I was just, just trying to make sure, 1642 01:36:15,316 --> 01:36:17,360 you know, we're friends. 1643 01:36:17,402 --> 01:36:19,779 I mean, last night was great, 1644 01:36:21,156 --> 01:36:24,367 but it's like it never happened, right? 1645 01:36:28,997 --> 01:36:32,000 - I guess not, but I just remembered 1646 01:36:36,755 --> 01:36:39,674 that I got something I gotta take care of so. 1647 01:36:39,716 --> 01:36:41,593 - Yeah, yeah. No, I got some things I gotta do too. 1648 01:36:41,634 --> 01:36:43,595 So call you later? Okay. 1649 01:36:47,891 --> 01:36:51,394 (upbeat electronic music) 1650 01:36:58,818 --> 01:37:01,488 (phone ringing) 1651 01:37:20,215 --> 01:37:24,636 (upbeat electronic music continues) 1652 01:37:26,596 --> 01:37:28,723 (phone ringing) 1653 01:37:28,765 --> 01:37:32,268 * Don't go away, maybe this is how * 1654 01:37:32,310 --> 01:37:35,397 - Hey, this is Jag, I'm not available right now. 1655 01:37:35,438 --> 01:37:39,067 Leave a detailed message and I'll call you back. 1656 01:37:39,109 --> 01:37:42,779 - Hey Jag, this is James, gimme a call back. 1657 01:37:48,284 --> 01:37:50,203 Yeah, it's James again, 1658 01:37:51,538 --> 01:37:54,207 just trying to get ahold of you. 1659 01:37:59,379 --> 01:38:01,923 Jag, I don't know what's going on with you, 1660 01:38:01,965 --> 01:38:05,677 but, you, it's me again, please call me back. 1661 01:38:13,435 --> 01:38:16,813 (all laughing) 1662 01:38:16,855 --> 01:38:21,317 - Oh my God, oh my God. What are you gonna do? 1663 01:38:21,359 --> 01:38:23,570 - I'm not answering him. - Why not? 1664 01:38:23,611 --> 01:38:26,573 - Answer it, here. - I'll answer it. 1665 01:38:26,614 --> 01:38:29,242 - Jag, come on. What's going on? 1666 01:38:32,662 --> 01:38:37,334 It's James again, please answer the phone, please. Fuck. 1667 01:38:44,215 --> 01:38:46,968 (phone ringing) 1668 01:38:55,727 --> 01:38:57,937 - Hello? - Hey, it's James. 1669 01:39:02,317 --> 01:39:04,611 You know, Rain and Kale's weddings in a few weeks. 1670 01:39:04,652 --> 01:39:08,031 I think they'd like you if you were there. 1671 01:39:08,073 --> 01:39:12,786 - I didn't get an invitation. - Well, yeah, they, 1672 01:39:12,827 --> 01:39:15,830 they kind of figured that you'd be my plus one. 1673 01:39:15,872 --> 01:39:17,415 I mean, you don't have to sit with me or anything, 1674 01:39:17,457 --> 01:39:19,292 but you know, it's just a way for you to get a plate to eat 1675 01:39:19,334 --> 01:39:22,045 or something. - You threw me back. 1676 01:39:25,715 --> 01:39:27,342 - What? 1677 01:39:27,384 --> 01:39:30,470 - I never thought that you would do it, but you did. 1678 01:39:30,512 --> 01:39:34,015 You caught me and then you threw me back into the ocean. 1679 01:39:34,057 --> 01:39:35,934 - Jaguar. - You made it. 1680 01:39:38,687 --> 01:39:41,523 - Of course I made it. I'm Oliver. 1681 01:39:44,359 --> 01:39:45,443 - [James] Wait, wait, what are you doing here? 1682 01:39:45,485 --> 01:39:47,320 What, what is he doing here? 1683 01:39:47,362 --> 01:39:48,988 - He's my plus one. 1684 01:39:49,030 --> 01:39:50,198 - Yeah, I figured it'd be good practice 1685 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:53,368 since we're getting married next fall. 1686 01:39:55,453 --> 01:39:58,623 - Come on, we should get to our seats. 1687 01:40:06,965 --> 01:40:08,008 - What time is it? 1688 01:40:08,049 --> 01:40:09,801 - It's, it's four o'clock. 1689 01:40:09,843 --> 01:40:13,013 - Oh, she's not gonna make it back. 1690 01:40:13,054 --> 01:40:15,515 I'm not gonna get married, am I? 1691 01:40:15,557 --> 01:40:17,559 - The pendant is about happiness, 1692 01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:19,310 not about whether or not you're gonna get married. 1693 01:40:19,352 --> 01:40:23,189 You are getting married, I'm gonna call Wynn again. 1694 01:40:23,231 --> 01:40:24,399 - Okay. - Okay. 1695 01:40:27,652 --> 01:40:29,279 - And please stop throwing stuff at me. 1696 01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:30,780 - Mhm. - Thank you. 1697 01:40:34,993 --> 01:40:36,995 - Rain. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. 1698 01:40:37,037 --> 01:40:39,456 You can't come in here. 1699 01:40:39,497 --> 01:40:42,584 Can't you just wait until Wynn gets back in like 15 minutes. 1700 01:40:42,625 --> 01:40:44,753 I promise you, whatever you have to say, 1701 01:40:44,794 --> 01:40:48,423 you're gonna change your mind, so just gimme a second? 1702 01:40:48,465 --> 01:40:51,885 - When you first asked me to marry you, I wanted to say no. 1703 01:40:51,926 --> 01:40:54,512 I wanted, it's because I didn't trust you. 1704 01:40:54,554 --> 01:40:57,265 I didn't trust you, all of those loud orgasms, 1705 01:40:57,307 --> 01:40:59,851 I thought you were faking, I mean, I know I'm not blessed. 1706 01:40:59,893 --> 01:41:03,521 I'm not girthy, I don't have SPMs, strokes per minute. 1707 01:41:03,563 --> 01:41:06,066 I'm not giving what it's supposed to be giving, 1708 01:41:06,107 --> 01:41:10,653 but when we're together, you make it seem like I'm the man. 1709 01:41:10,695 --> 01:41:12,864 - But to me, you are a man. 1710 01:41:14,366 --> 01:41:16,034 - That's, see, that's what I'm talking about. 1711 01:41:16,076 --> 01:41:17,494 That's why I can't trust you. 1712 01:41:17,535 --> 01:41:20,205 - No, no, no, no, no, no. What, what baby, what do I do? 1713 01:41:20,246 --> 01:41:21,956 I'm sorry, I'm- 1714 01:41:21,998 --> 01:41:24,459 - I can't marry you like this. 1715 01:41:26,503 --> 01:41:30,173 - I knew it. It's that freaking pendant, oh. 1716 01:41:32,509 --> 01:41:34,719 Wait did you cheat on me? 1717 01:41:34,761 --> 01:41:37,555 (cheerful music) 1718 01:41:48,066 --> 01:41:50,694 We going out on these fancy dates, 1719 01:41:50,735 --> 01:41:51,945 texting me good morning, 1720 01:41:51,986 --> 01:41:55,198 I'm meeting your family and friends. 1721 01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:58,243 I think, I think you trying to marry me. 1722 01:41:58,284 --> 01:41:59,786 You gonna marry me, aren't you? 1723 01:41:59,828 --> 01:42:02,539 - No, I don't want it, I don't... 1724 01:42:08,294 --> 01:42:09,129 No. 1725 01:42:12,340 --> 01:42:13,508 I want my ring back. 1726 01:42:13,550 --> 01:42:16,594 - Can't you just wait like 15 minutes? 1727 01:42:16,636 --> 01:42:19,639 - Open the door, I want my ring back. 1728 01:42:31,484 --> 01:42:35,613 I want my ring back, I want it, put it in my hand. 1729 01:42:37,699 --> 01:42:42,996 Okay, so I think that you're the best woman that I know. 1730 01:42:43,038 --> 01:42:44,497 I know you're the best woman that I know 1731 01:42:44,539 --> 01:42:46,916 and I cannot marry you 1732 01:42:46,958 --> 01:42:48,918 knowing that I didn't love you enough 1733 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,837 to be the man that you deserve. 1734 01:42:50,879 --> 01:42:54,591 So although I accept your proposal, 1735 01:42:54,632 --> 01:42:57,886 I can't marry you until you accept mine. 1736 01:43:01,431 --> 01:43:04,017 Rain Davies, will you marry me? 1737 01:43:09,689 --> 01:43:12,859 - Boy put that ring back on my finger. 1738 01:43:12,901 --> 01:43:14,027 Are you crazy? 1739 01:43:18,406 --> 01:43:22,035 Now get the hell outta here before I strangle you, dang. 1740 01:43:22,077 --> 01:43:24,788 You almost gave me a heart attack. 1741 01:43:36,716 --> 01:43:39,094 (car rumbling) 1742 01:43:39,135 --> 01:43:44,015 - Take it from the top. (crowd chattering) 1743 01:43:50,063 --> 01:43:51,690 - Where's Rain? - Rain. 1744 01:43:51,731 --> 01:43:52,774 - [Cathy] She's in bathroom number two. 1745 01:43:52,816 --> 01:43:54,067 - Oh my god. - Over there. 1746 01:43:54,109 --> 01:43:57,821 - Oh gosh, breathe. - Lady, get outta the tub. 1747 01:44:00,949 --> 01:44:04,744 - Baby, Ross wasn't the first one, Biggie was. 1748 01:44:06,162 --> 01:44:07,497 Baby, baby, hm. 1749 01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:12,794 I ain't know women like big men. 1750 01:44:12,836 --> 01:44:14,337 I just walk in the club and say huh, 1751 01:44:14,379 --> 01:44:17,924 they be like, hey babe, hey how you doing? 1752 01:44:20,969 --> 01:44:21,803 - What are you doing- - Oh my god. 1753 01:44:21,845 --> 01:44:23,096 - [Tiffany] In the bathtub. 1754 01:44:23,138 --> 01:44:25,306 It's your wedding day, you're getting married. 1755 01:44:25,348 --> 01:44:26,224 - [Mom] Hell she just dead weight now. 1756 01:44:26,266 --> 01:44:27,017 - Oh my gosh. - Wait. 1757 01:44:27,058 --> 01:44:28,309 - Up, up, up. - Rain. 1758 01:44:28,351 --> 01:44:29,602 - [Tiffany] You gotta get up out the bathtub. 1759 01:44:29,644 --> 01:44:31,521 - You know you gotta. - You got a hot man girl. 1760 01:44:31,563 --> 01:44:34,566 - Give me all, here from Pasadena, babe-bebina, 1761 01:44:34,607 --> 01:44:38,403 get in between her, between the props, notes. 1762 01:44:40,530 --> 01:44:43,992 - [Cathy] You made it, I can't believe you made it. 1763 01:44:44,034 --> 01:44:48,288 Gentlemen, go with Sindy. Ladies come with me, okay? 1764 01:44:52,042 --> 01:44:54,627 (all cheering) 1765 01:45:12,854 --> 01:45:13,980 - [Tiffany] We gotta get you together honey, 1766 01:45:14,022 --> 01:45:15,523 you look a mess, we gotta- 1767 01:45:15,565 --> 01:45:17,650 - 'Cause you only got one eye done. 1768 01:45:17,692 --> 01:45:20,445 And you need to- - My momma's pendant. 1769 01:45:20,487 --> 01:45:21,863 - And get you together 1770 01:45:21,905 --> 01:45:24,908 'cause its time for you to walk down the aisle, okay? 1771 01:45:24,949 --> 01:45:28,995 I'm so happy for you. - I'm getting married. 1772 01:45:29,037 --> 01:45:32,165 I'm getting married. - Lord have mercy. 1773 01:45:35,877 --> 01:45:38,713 - Come on, put 'em up, put 'em up. 1774 01:45:40,632 --> 01:45:44,928 - Okay, okay. Everyone, everyone please take your seats. 1775 01:45:44,969 --> 01:45:46,680 The wedding is about to get started. 1776 01:45:46,721 --> 01:45:48,848 Pastor Soul, take it away. 1777 01:45:51,893 --> 01:45:55,397 - [Pastor Soul] Mhm, mhm. Good Lord Jesus. 1778 01:45:57,982 --> 01:46:00,110 God is good. - All the time. 1779 01:46:00,151 --> 01:46:01,778 - [Pastor Soul] And all the time god is what? 1780 01:46:01,820 --> 01:46:03,196 - Good. - That's right. 1781 01:46:03,238 --> 01:46:06,658 What won't he do it? He will do it, won't he do it? 1782 01:46:06,700 --> 01:46:08,910 Let the church say amen. - Amen. 1783 01:46:08,952 --> 01:46:11,621 - Let the church say amen. - Amen. 1784 01:46:13,123 --> 01:46:15,667 - How y'all doing today? - Yes. 1785 01:46:15,709 --> 01:46:17,210 - That's right. - Blessed. 1786 01:46:17,252 --> 01:46:19,546 - See, that's what it, that's all we gotta do right here, 1787 01:46:19,587 --> 01:46:21,006 come together. 1788 01:46:21,047 --> 01:46:24,759 All I gotta do is say one word, one word, 1789 01:46:24,801 --> 01:46:27,721 and automatically the good church gonna feel God's 1790 01:46:27,762 --> 01:46:28,555 presence. 1791 01:46:28,596 --> 01:46:30,056 - Amen. - His presence. 1792 01:46:30,098 --> 01:46:32,100 You gonna feel it, yes you will. 1793 01:46:32,142 --> 01:46:35,353 You'll be wrapped in God's holy spirit, 1794 01:46:37,814 --> 01:46:41,943 wrapped in the arms, right, of the church. 1795 01:46:41,985 --> 01:46:46,114 So that's why we here today, we here today to unify. 1796 01:46:46,156 --> 01:46:49,075 Say it with me. Unify. - Unify. 1797 01:46:49,117 --> 01:46:53,121 - Two beautiful, beautiful individuals, 1798 01:46:53,163 --> 01:46:55,206 especially to the bride. 1799 01:46:55,248 --> 01:46:56,750 She been waiting all her life 1800 01:46:56,791 --> 01:46:59,753 to hear these two magnificent words. 1801 01:47:01,629 --> 01:47:02,547 I do, I do. 1802 01:47:04,632 --> 01:47:07,886 They are here today to quote they vows, 1803 01:47:10,221 --> 01:47:12,140 show their love for each other. 1804 01:47:12,182 --> 01:47:13,558 - Sir. Yes sir. - Say it with me. 1805 01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:18,188 Vows, A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O what, U, the vows. 1806 01:47:19,481 --> 01:47:22,817 - Sometimes Y. - Sometimes Y, that's right. 1807 01:47:22,859 --> 01:47:25,904 Genesis two chapter 24 says, 1808 01:47:25,945 --> 01:47:28,907 a man that leaveth the nest, shall find his wife, 1809 01:47:28,948 --> 01:47:30,116 and become one flesh. 1810 01:47:30,158 --> 01:47:33,453 Say it with me one flesh. - One flesh. 1811 01:47:33,495 --> 01:47:35,455 - One flesh, say it with me again. 1812 01:47:35,497 --> 01:47:37,665 - One flesh. - One flesh. 1813 01:47:37,707 --> 01:47:39,876 - Praise God. - Rain Davis, 1814 01:47:41,002 --> 01:47:44,047 and this man right here named Kale. 1815 01:47:44,089 --> 01:47:45,090 - Kale. - Your name's Kale? 1816 01:47:45,131 --> 01:47:46,675 - Kale. - Kale, Kale, Kale. 1817 01:47:46,716 --> 01:47:49,844 My bad, Kale become one flesh. 1818 01:47:49,886 --> 01:47:52,514 You ready to become one flesh Kale? 1819 01:47:52,555 --> 01:47:56,643 - One, one flesh. - Like the the fruit Kale? 1820 01:47:56,685 --> 01:47:57,977 - It's Kale. - Kale. 1821 01:47:58,019 --> 01:47:59,437 You ready to come one flesh? - Yes. 1822 01:47:59,479 --> 01:48:00,647 - Yes that's right, Kale. 1823 01:48:00,689 --> 01:48:04,526 So Kale could come one flesh with his wife. 1824 01:48:04,567 --> 01:48:07,445 - Come on now Pastor Soul. - Mother Soul come on. 1825 01:48:07,487 --> 01:48:09,322 Do that thing you do, girl. - Yes, sir. 1826 01:48:09,364 --> 01:48:12,409 - Oo-wee. - That's mine, that's mine. 1827 01:48:15,161 --> 01:48:17,372 Church, y'all do y'all thing too, come on, y'all. 1828 01:48:17,414 --> 01:48:20,875 (upbeat electronic music) 1829 01:48:47,152 --> 01:48:51,489 (upbeat electronic music continues) 1830 01:49:15,221 --> 01:49:18,975 How y'all doing today? That's why we're here. 1831 01:49:31,029 --> 01:49:32,155 - [James] Junior what you doing? 1832 01:49:32,197 --> 01:49:34,115 - Wynn Junior, what are you doing? 1833 01:49:34,157 --> 01:49:35,533 - I'm marrying Kale, 1834 01:49:35,575 --> 01:49:38,828 the man who can give me a family that I want so badly, 1835 01:49:38,870 --> 01:49:43,083 he's nice and kind and won't ever cheat on me, 1836 01:49:43,124 --> 01:49:45,752 will you Kale? - Ne-never, never. 1837 01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:48,713 But I can't marry you, Wynn Junior. 1838 01:49:48,755 --> 01:49:51,257 Wynn Junior, I'm marrying Rain, 1839 01:49:51,299 --> 01:49:53,134 and if I were to do to her what you want me to do, 1840 01:49:53,176 --> 01:49:54,678 that would be cheating, 1841 01:49:54,719 --> 01:49:59,516 and then I, I wouldn't be the man that you, that you like, 1842 01:49:59,557 --> 01:50:03,395 listen, you, you do understand that, don't you? 1843 01:50:05,397 --> 01:50:08,066 - Come on, it's okay, it's okay. 1844 01:50:10,110 --> 01:50:13,697 (bright orchestral music) 1845 01:50:42,058 --> 01:50:46,396 (bright orchestral music continues) 1846 01:51:05,206 --> 01:51:08,501 - [Pastor Soul] The church may sit down. 1847 01:51:11,296 --> 01:51:15,133 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. 1848 01:51:15,175 --> 01:51:19,054 - Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you my son 1849 01:51:19,095 --> 01:51:21,681 and my brand new beautiful daughter-in-law, 1850 01:51:21,723 --> 01:51:24,017 Mr. And Mrs. Kale G. Aubrey. 1851 01:51:25,018 --> 01:51:30,023 (all cheering) (all clapping) 1852 01:51:45,413 --> 01:51:50,335 (all cheering) (all clapping) 1853 01:52:00,428 --> 01:52:01,554 - Woo! - Yeah! 1854 01:52:09,229 --> 01:52:11,773 - Wynn, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1855 01:52:15,151 --> 01:52:18,988 I'm sorry, don't leave please, please, please. 1856 01:52:22,575 --> 01:52:23,910 Wait, that's it? 1857 01:52:25,829 --> 01:52:28,289 (funky music) 1858 01:52:32,711 --> 01:52:34,879 - He jumped to the side and and clicked his feet. 1859 01:52:34,921 --> 01:52:37,007 Oh my God it was beautiful. 1860 01:52:37,048 --> 01:52:40,301 - They look good together, you already know. 1861 01:52:40,343 --> 01:52:43,430 Hold on, let me, look, I'm sorry about it, I wanted to- 1862 01:52:43,471 --> 01:52:45,765 - Uh oh. - Bitch, wait a minute. 1863 01:52:45,807 --> 01:52:48,059 I'm a friend. - Now you're sorry. 1864 01:52:48,101 --> 01:52:51,604 - Bitch hold on, I tried to apologize to you. 1865 01:52:51,646 --> 01:52:54,941 I tried, I tried to apologize to her. 1866 01:52:54,983 --> 01:52:58,028 I tried to apologize to you, bitch. 1867 01:52:58,069 --> 01:53:00,864 - Babe, did you see that? - Yeah, yeah, I did see that. 1868 01:53:00,905 --> 01:53:02,282 It kind of looked like she deserved 'em. 1869 01:53:02,323 --> 01:53:04,659 I'm surprised Mark IV didn't get slapped as well. 1870 01:53:04,701 --> 01:53:07,454 - Babe. - He might have deserved it. 1871 01:53:07,495 --> 01:53:10,749 Come on. Hey Miss Aubrey, let's go honeymoon. 1872 01:53:10,790 --> 01:53:15,754 (thunder cracking) (rain pattering) 1873 01:53:22,344 --> 01:53:24,554 - [Oliver] I told you how much I hate weather, come on. 1874 01:53:24,596 --> 01:53:27,474 - Hey Jag, Jag. - What do you want? 1875 01:53:29,476 --> 01:53:31,186 - I want to go fishing. 1876 01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:33,897 I was watching the nature channel the other day 1877 01:53:33,938 --> 01:53:36,358 and I came across the mandarinfish. 1878 01:53:36,399 --> 01:53:38,526 You know what that is? 1879 01:53:38,568 --> 01:53:41,196 It's the most beautiful fish in the ocean. 1880 01:53:41,237 --> 01:53:42,989 Some people say it's the blueface angel fish. 1881 01:53:43,031 --> 01:53:44,115 Some people say it's the clown fish, 1882 01:53:44,157 --> 01:53:46,743 but to me it's the mandarinfish 1883 01:53:46,785 --> 01:53:47,952 because of the perfect placement 1884 01:53:47,994 --> 01:53:49,913 of the many different colors on it's body. 1885 01:53:49,954 --> 01:53:52,332 - Sweetheart, it's time for us to go. 1886 01:53:52,374 --> 01:53:53,708 - [James] I don't think anything can stand next to that fish 1887 01:53:53,750 --> 01:53:56,795 and be more beautiful except for you. 1888 01:53:59,923 --> 01:54:02,759 - Do you wanna catch a fish? 1889 01:54:02,801 --> 01:54:05,387 - For the first time in my life. 1890 01:54:07,472 --> 01:54:11,101 - And what would you do with this beautiful mandarinfish? 1891 01:54:11,142 --> 01:54:14,145 - I'd care for it, I'd love and protect it. 1892 01:54:14,187 --> 01:54:18,191 I'd never allow it to feel abandoned or less than. 1893 01:54:18,233 --> 01:54:20,652 - You wouldn't throw it back into the ocean? 1894 01:54:20,694 --> 01:54:24,072 - Now why would I do something so stupid? 1895 01:54:25,365 --> 01:54:28,118 (thunder cracking) (rain pattering) 1896 01:54:28,159 --> 01:54:31,204 (upbeat bass music) 1897 01:54:47,971 --> 01:54:51,558 (upbeat electronic music) 1898 01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:02,861 * Ready, set, hold up wait a minute * 1899 01:55:02,902 --> 01:55:05,864 * He trying to figure out if he wanna stay single * 1900 01:55:05,905 --> 01:55:08,867 * Single like a Pringle free ready to mingle * 1901 01:55:08,908 --> 01:55:11,911 * 10 reasons why she gonna wanna leave him * 1902 01:55:11,953 --> 01:55:14,205 * Potato chips, oh, you like potato chips * 1903 01:55:14,247 --> 01:55:16,166 * Get your different flavor, pick them over * 1904 01:55:16,207 --> 01:55:17,375 * Find your favorite chip * 1905 01:55:17,417 --> 01:55:18,752 * She's so plain you need a dip * 1906 01:55:18,793 --> 01:55:20,337 * Ruffles snacks and grip them hips * 1907 01:55:20,378 --> 01:55:22,672 * Salt and vinegar sizzle is make up sex * 1908 01:55:22,714 --> 01:55:24,132 * Sour cream and onion chips * 1909 01:55:24,174 --> 01:55:26,259 * Hottest sex that's you'll ever have * 1910 01:55:26,301 --> 01:55:28,011 * Gonna be flaming chips, barbecue * 1911 01:55:28,053 --> 01:55:31,056 * Ninjas walk up on you looking real good too * 1912 01:55:31,097 --> 01:55:34,017 * Asking you what you gonna do before she pop it on you * 1913 01:55:34,059 --> 01:55:35,560 * And you know that you married too * 1914 01:55:35,602 --> 01:55:37,437 * But you gonna make it do what it do * 1915 01:55:37,479 --> 01:55:41,775 * Cheat code, cheat code, cheat code * 1916 01:55:41,816 --> 01:55:46,363 * Cheat code, cheat code, cheat code * 1917 01:55:46,404 --> 01:55:49,282 * Cheat code, cheat code * 1918 01:55:49,324 --> 01:55:52,077 * What's the reason, why he cheating * 1919 01:55:52,118 --> 01:55:55,205 * Should she leave him, should she keep him * 1920 01:55:55,246 --> 01:56:00,210 * What's the reason why he cheating * 1921 01:56:03,129 --> 01:56:06,174 * What these niggas want from us women * 1922 01:56:06,216 --> 01:56:08,468 * Yep, yep, we trying to figure out * 1923 01:56:08,510 --> 01:56:11,179 * What these niggas want from us women * 1924 01:56:11,221 --> 01:56:14,224 * Wait better yet, let me answer them first, listen * 1925 01:56:14,265 --> 01:56:15,934 * What us women want from you niggas * 1926 01:56:15,975 --> 01:56:17,477 * R.I.P. DMX * 1927 01:56:17,519 --> 01:56:20,605 * What we want but we really want, listen, hey yo * 1928 01:56:20,647 --> 01:56:22,649 * We hold the bag, not the baby bag * 1929 01:56:22,691 --> 01:56:24,651 * Gripping on his stacks, blackjack 21 * 1930 01:56:24,693 --> 01:56:25,652 * Come beat him or his dad * 1931 01:56:25,694 --> 01:56:27,320 * All this to prove your worth * 1932 01:56:27,362 --> 01:56:29,948 * Try not to stir the pot unless your beard game on point * 1933 01:56:29,989 --> 01:56:31,700 * Then maybe I'll let you call the shot * 1934 01:56:31,741 --> 01:56:33,910 * We don't want a nigga that can pull the trigger * 1935 01:56:33,952 --> 01:56:35,412 * That ain't popping six figures * 1936 01:56:35,453 --> 01:56:37,205 * When I say trigger, I mean the middle * 1937 01:56:37,247 --> 01:56:38,540 * Remember keep the drama at a low * 1938 01:56:38,581 --> 01:56:40,166 * Baby mama with no hoes * 1939 01:56:40,208 --> 01:56:42,711 * Gray sweatpants and when we fucking its my business * 1940 01:56:42,752 --> 01:56:44,379 * What you want from niggas * 1941 01:56:44,421 --> 01:56:46,297 * If we fucking it's my business though * 1942 01:56:46,339 --> 01:56:47,966 * Yeah fuck trying to figure out * 1943 01:56:48,008 --> 01:56:51,344 * What these niggas want from us women * 1944 01:56:51,386 --> 01:56:56,850 * Yeah, listen, this is what we want from you niggas * 1945 01:56:56,891 --> 01:56:59,102 * Yeah, yep, fuck trying to figure out * 1946 01:56:59,144 --> 01:57:00,937 * What these niggas want from us women * 1947 01:57:00,979 --> 01:57:02,981 * Yeah, I could be the perfect woman listen * 1948 01:57:03,023 --> 01:57:05,400 * But still gotta deal with stupid shit like this * 1949 01:57:05,442 --> 01:57:10,405 * Now there was Brenda who ran up on me with her partner *