1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:10,333 [audio logos] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,333 What, are we ready? 5 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:31,541 OK. 6 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,291 All right, settle everyone, please. 7 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,500 Quiet on the set. 8 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:35,541 OK, let's do this. 9 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,291 What I want you to do is when the camera starts 10 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,291 moving forward, just start to drift back 11 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:46,291 to that day, that moment, 12 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,791 when you knew, right? 13 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:52,000 And roll sound. 14 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:53,458 Speed. 15 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,666 Roll camera. 16 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:56,375 Rolling. 17 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:58,291 Marker. 18 00:00:58,333 --> 00:00:59,208 [music playing] 19 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,458 Action. 20 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,833 I'm not in love, 21 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:11,625 so don't forget it, 22 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:15,541 it's just a silly phase I'm going through. 23 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:23,333 And just because, I caught-- 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,916 What happened? 25 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,250 [music playing] 26 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:11,458 Now, he was master of the world. 27 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,541 And though he was not quite sure what to do next, 28 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:16,250 he would think of something. 29 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:19,416 [music playing] 30 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,500 [chatter] 31 00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:39,833 [music playing] 32 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:57,958 Look, it's a soldier. 33 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,416 He's going to throw a grenade. 34 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:03,833 Cut. 35 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:06,541 Action. 36 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,125 Patrick Read Johnson! 37 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,458 [laughter] 38 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,500 [music playing] 39 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,750 Mom! 40 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,500 Patrick Read Johnson! 41 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,958 What did you even need it to be a zebra for, anyway? 42 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,291 It's for one of my films. 43 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,625 You don't understand. 44 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,541 You're not a filmmaker. 45 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:08,708 I'm trying real hard to understand you. 46 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,708 On the good news front, he did promise the horse 47 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,958 would be brown again by dinner. 48 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,166 [music playing] 49 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,208 [laughter] 50 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,666 So I was thinking. 51 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:11,000 Maybe it's time we thought about adopting another baby. 52 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,833 How many babies do you want to have, exactly? 53 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,125 A dozen? 54 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,958 I'm not sure-- 55 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,541 Jesus Christ. 56 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:23,875 Editing is when you see something in your story 57 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,166 that you don't like and you just take it out. 58 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,958 Take it out. 59 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,666 [music playing] 60 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:39,541 Cut. 61 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,708 I already got blown up in the grenade scene. 62 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,666 Just jump. 63 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,000 He deserves a childhood. 64 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,125 Everybody deserves a childhood. 65 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:57,625 I'm not sure it's the childhood they think they deserve. 66 00:06:57,666 --> 00:07:00,666 I think the childhood that people 67 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,833 deserve is the one where they learn how the world works. 68 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,125 I haven't always been wise, or done what's right? 69 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:11,625 Line. 70 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:14,666 We all made mistakes. 71 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:18,958 It's what we do after we make the mistake that's important. 72 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,541 I don't think we learn how the world works at the movies. 73 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,541 When is the time? 74 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,291 When is he going to learn? 75 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,333 [music playing] 76 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:51,000 Patrick Read Johnson? 77 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:52,500 Where's your brother? 78 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,666 Mom, do you mind? 79 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,916 I'll be back with a shotgun. 80 00:08:04,666 --> 00:08:09,041 Mom, help me. 81 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,666 Patrick! 82 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,666 One of you is in big trouble. 83 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,625 Steven Spielberg? 84 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,708 Who the hell is Steven Spielberg? 85 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,541 You're kidding, right? 86 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,375 Do I look like I'm kidding? 87 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:35,708 The guy who made Jaws, the most successful movie of all time? 88 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,958 The movie we're making a sequel to here? 89 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,708 By make, do you mean he produced it? 90 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:41,958 No, directed it. 91 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,958 Careful, you're bleeding on Moonbase Alpha. 92 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,333 OK, so tell me, Pat. 93 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,291 What the hell's the difference between a director 94 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,291 and a producer? 95 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,291 Well-- 96 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,208 Patrick! 97 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,166 Patrick! 98 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,208 I don't know where you're hiding, 99 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,291 but I'm going to Jungle's in 15 minutes. 100 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,458 And if you want me to pick up any more film, 101 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,791 you better clean up this shark attack mess before I go. 102 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,875 And don't forget, it's your turn to do the runs. 103 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,750 Producer, director. 104 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,458 Anyway, in Steven Spielberg's first movie, Duel, 105 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,958 this guy's being chased by this old diesel fuel truck. 106 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,875 He cut off on the highway, and this truck 107 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:26,125 is, like, the unstoppable ghost truck from hell. 108 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,458 Truck that's been on the highway since the beginning 109 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,833 of time and always will be. 110 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,458 And every time this guy thinks he's 111 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,833 gotten away from the thing, wham, 112 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,375 it's right there behind him. 113 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,875 Or in the case of this one shot, in front of him, waiting. 114 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:39,125 And the way Steven Spielberg shoots it, 115 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,166 he doesn't just have a dorky close up of the guy 116 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,375 going, whoa, to his POV of the truck 117 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,625 on the road to another shot of the guy reacting. 118 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,791 Oh, of course not. 119 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,291 No, Spielberg has this car racing up 120 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,125 the highway in a long shot. 121 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,125 And suddenly, the car slams on its brakes, wham, 122 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,625 camera pulls back to reveal the underside 123 00:09:56,666 --> 00:10:01,791 of this dark, oily, smelly, rumbling, smoldering, 124 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:04,625 mechanical monster waiting for him. 125 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,041 Could you get Hooper's torso? 126 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,500 So the car hitting its brakes is the reaction shot. 127 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:14,291 The squeal of the car's tires is the main character's scream 128 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,416 of terror. 129 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,333 I still don't get how you think you can get away 130 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:21,708 with making a Jaws 2. 131 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,708 I mean, at the end of Jaws 1, the shark's nothing 132 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,291 but red mist and bone meal. 133 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,333 No, no, no, not if it's like the truck in Duel. 134 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,291 Not if it's a shark that's been swimming 135 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:32,000 in the ocean since the beginning of time, and always will be, 136 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,541 the primordial carnivore instinct 137 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,875 made manifest by its insatiable desire to feed. 138 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:40,666 What the hell are you talking about? 139 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,708 The pool filter will get the rest out? 140 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:49,458 And what happened the other six films we started? 141 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,125 We're a movie studio, Bill. 142 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,791 If we're going to make it, we need to work on as many movies 143 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:54,958 as we can. 144 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,875 Or maybe we could just finish one. 145 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:59,125 Requiem to the Planet of the Apes is almost finished. 146 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,625 Almost finished? 147 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,833 You've been working on it since you were 12 years old. 148 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,500 Well, I want it to be perfect. 149 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,791 Well shit, Pat, it's already got a bunch 150 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,875 of other 12-year-olds running around a cornfield, 151 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,875 and bad rubber monkey mask chasing you 152 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:13,875 in a loincloth pretending to be Charlton Heston. 153 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:15,625 What could be more perfect than that? 154 00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:18,125 Are you ever going to start taking this stuff seriously? 155 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,458 - Hell no. - Why not? 156 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,541 Because I don't think that making little super 157 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,166 eight movies in Pat Johnson's backyard 158 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,458 is my ticket to Hollywood. 159 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,291 Then why do you keep showing up to help? 160 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,875 Because I feel sorry for you, Pat. 161 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,458 Why? 162 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,458 Oh, shit. 163 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,125 What's that? 164 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,208 That wasn't a shotgun. 165 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,416 It was my stupid brother Pat. 166 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,125 Patrick, when you dragged your box spring 167 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,625 mattress out into the woods so your German snipers 168 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,958 could fall out of the trees without getting 169 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,458 killed, what did I say? 170 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000 You said, Patrick-- 171 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,708 Electrons, please. 172 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,833 When you spray painted your sister's horse 173 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,791 to look like a zebra, what did I say? 174 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,291 After that. 175 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,666 You said that you would always support whatever road 176 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,458 I chose to follow, as long as I was willing to pay the toll. 177 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,875 And I always have been. 178 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,875 I painted Jody's horse brown again. 179 00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,458 You were 10. 180 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,625 That was a noble gesture, but you're not 10 anymore. 181 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:18,000 And I'm not paying for another pool filter. 182 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,166 Mom, we don't need a new pool filter. 183 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,958 Why is it that every time I blow the circuit breakers 184 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,250 in this house, you panic? 185 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,833 That's what circuit breakers are, for blowing, 186 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,458 to keep things from breaking when you push them too far. 187 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,625 That's exactly my point. 188 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,166 You're pushing things too far. 189 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,833 Mom, the shark attack had to look like it was taking place 190 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,125 out at sea, at night. 191 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,458 We couldn't take the shark out to Lake Michigan 192 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,541 past the waves, or it'd be too deep to operate. 193 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,208 Plus, we had to shoot it day for night, 194 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,958 because I don't have any decent lights, 195 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,625 and we couldn't use them on the water 196 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,458 without electrocuting Bill anyway. 197 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,458 So the perfect solution was to shoot it in an insert tank. 198 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,208 It's a swimming pool. 199 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,333 [music playing] 200 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:23,333 Playing the best music, WLS, Chicago 201 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:26,833 your car shouldn't blow all your hard earned dough. 202 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,166 She's ready to go with Vesuvio. 203 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,375 Lot of requests for this one to start your day. 204 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,541 Have little Queen along the way. 205 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,291 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 206 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:44,875 And all freaks hiding behind the ROTC jet smoking pot. 207 00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,958 This is this year's president of the student body, Bill Holmes, 208 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,041 along with this year's resident of the student 209 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,833 body, Pat Johnson. 210 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,458 And these are the morning announcements 211 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,333 for August 23, 1976. 212 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,291 The new school year got off to a rousing start at the pep rally 213 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,291 yesterday with over 100 members of the Warren Township marching 214 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,791 band all blowing and beating their instruments in unison. 215 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,125 Wrap it up, boys. 216 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,291 OK, today's menu is an old favorite. 217 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,666 That's right. 218 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,375 The cafeteria is serving muttloaf, 219 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,458 served with green-ish beans and your choice of mashed potatoes 220 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,625 or tater tits-- 221 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,041 I mean tots. 222 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,375 Damn it, Holmes, you cannot say tits in the morning 223 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,458 announcements. 224 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,666 Well, you just did. 225 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:29,041 Besides, my tits was the a typo tits. 226 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,125 I'm pretty you meant to write tots, not tits. 227 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,000 Damn it, Holmes. 228 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,666 And finally, in the sports report, 229 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,041 the varsity football team, led by quarterback Doug Austerlin, 230 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,833 trounced Stephenson yesterday. 231 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,125 At the victory party, Doug had this to say-- 232 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,541 oh man, I think I'm going to hurl. 233 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,666 [grunting] 234 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,000 What are you idiots doing? 235 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,666 Practicing our pick up routine for parties. 236 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,708 If one of us spots a girl we want to meet, 237 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,041 the other one picks a fight and pretends to beat the crap out 238 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,333 of the guy that wants the girl. 239 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,041 Then, the girl comes over and makes 240 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,875 sure the guy who got beat up is all right, 241 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,500 gets him ice and offers to drive him 242 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:08,625 to the hospital, and-- 243 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,166 Finds out he's a lying, cheating ass, 244 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,625 and hits him with a shovel? 245 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:12,791 Oh. 246 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,041 Only you would think this could work? 247 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,333 Oh. 248 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,875 Oh, man. 249 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,708 I think you're going to hurl. 250 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,708 Today's lesson, never mess with the alpha male. 251 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,625 Oh, are you OK, Patty? 252 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,541 Did he just say alpha male? 253 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,291 Somebody give him some ice. 254 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,625 See, it does work. 255 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,291 [music - queen, "long away"] 256 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,791 [SINGING] Take heart, my friend, we love you. 257 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:44,666 Though it seems like you're alone. 258 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:52,208 A million lights above you smile down upon your home. 259 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,500 Hurry, put your troubles in a suitcase 260 00:15:56,541 --> 00:16:01,125 and come let the new child play. 261 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:06,458 Lonely as a whisper on a star chase, I'm leaving here. 262 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,958 I'm long away. 263 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,875 For all the stars in heaven I would not live-- 264 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,625 I could not live this way. 265 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:21,166 [explosion] 266 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,000 [music playing] 267 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,958 I'm the Amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 268 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,125 I'll guess your age, your weight, your month of birth. 269 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,125 Who's next? 270 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,875 You? 271 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:31,958 All right. 272 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,208 What's up with your head? 273 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,000 Some kid threw up on my face. 274 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,291 Again. 275 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,791 Oh, it seems you're a lot heavier than I expected. 276 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,041 Grab yourself a prize, young lady, 277 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:46,125 and try not to eat so many hot dogs, huh? 278 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,375 Oh, you. 279 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,666 You there. 280 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,375 What can I guess for you today, young lady? 281 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,625 Come on. 282 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:52,916 Huh? 283 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,958 I am the amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 284 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,291 Step right up. 285 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,708 I'll guess your age, your weight. 286 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,875 Who's next? 287 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,458 Something up with you and Robin? 288 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,458 All right, what can I guess for you today, lady? 289 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,375 - My age. - Very well. 290 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,875 What? No. No. 291 00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,291 I'm writing my answer on my official Amazing Alfredo-- 292 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,333 Jeez, Donny, she's my best friend's girlfriend. 293 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,791 - They broke up weeks ago. - What? 294 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,125 She wants to get married. 295 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,166 He doesn't. 296 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,708 - What? - That's cheating. 297 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,708 Just making a little conversation here. 298 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,833 Sheesh. 299 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,916 OK. 300 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,458 You got anything else, Patty? 301 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,125 This is like old man food. 302 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,458 That's all there was left. 303 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,500 What is vermouth anyway? 304 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:33,333 Did you bring us all out here with the promise of alcohol, 305 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,291 and the most amazing view in Lake County, 306 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,625 and this is what we get? 307 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:37,708 Patrick. 308 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,208 More booze, Pat. 309 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,875 Go buy some. 310 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:45,958 With what? 311 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,208 This is Pat. 312 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,125 Every dollar he makes shoveling shit 313 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,333 goes towards building spaceships for his latest epic. 314 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,166 Get a real job, Pat. 315 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,625 We'll all like it better if you keep giving us more booze. 316 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,375 I'll like you better if you get under this blanket 317 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,500 and keep me warm. 318 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:06,333 [music playing] 319 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,208 It's a free country, though, you have to get married. 320 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,958 Go to hell, Bill. 321 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 [radio chatter] 322 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:24,875 [music playing] 323 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,625 What? 324 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:29,666 Nothing. 325 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,833 What? 326 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,458 [car horn] 327 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,666 Mm-- Patrick. 328 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,041 Patrick. 329 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,500 Patrick. 330 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,458 What? 331 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,375 Why am I giving you a ride home? 332 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,333 Because my car's in the shop. 333 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,708 Why is your car in the shop? 334 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,916 Have you ever seen "Duel." 335 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:15,750 OK, well anyway, I can't get it out until I earn some money. 336 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,458 And I can't earn some money until I 337 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,958 get a job, which I wouldn't be able to go to if I had one 338 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,625 because my car's in the shop. 339 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:25,125 Why don't you come work at Games? 340 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:30,625 I don't think I should work in Games, if-- you know, 341 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,000 you and I are-- 342 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,875 [laughs] 343 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,125 You and I aren't. 344 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,958 Because of Bill? 345 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000 No, not because of Bill! 346 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:49,125 I don't give it one damn, damn, about Bill! 347 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,625 This, right now, is because of Bill, 348 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:56,833 and his journey to the center of Debbie What's-her-pants. 349 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,791 Oh. 350 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:07,625 OK, I-- well, if you guys are broken up for good, 351 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,958 then why not? 352 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,500 Because you're a goofy boy. 353 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:24,958 But mostly because you're leaving. 354 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,166 What are you talking about? 355 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,208 So go. 356 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,458 OK. 357 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,958 Wait. 358 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,166 Wait, come here. 359 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,500 Be quiet. 360 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,791 You are going to find the perfect girl for you 361 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,458 really soon. 362 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,250 And then you'll finally lose your virginity. 363 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,958 And then I'll be kicking myself because I didn't 364 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,583 get to add it to my collection. 365 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,625 Well, add it, please. 366 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,625 Pat. 367 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,458 Yeah. 368 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,666 Get out. 369 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,875 Get out. 370 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,333 [MUSIC - 10CC, "I'M NOT IN LOVE"] 371 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:08,791 [SINGING] Upon the wall, it hides the nasty stain 372 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,458 that's lying there. 373 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,833 I'd marry you. 374 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:23,750 [music playing] 375 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,750 Guys. 376 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,041 Guys. 377 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,958 [grunting] 378 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,125 Check it out. 379 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,958 [grunting] 380 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,333 Is this the coolest thing ever or what? 381 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,541 It's obviously not a natural rock formation. 382 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,958 It's got to be some kind of exotic alien unobtainium. 383 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,458 But what does it all symbolize? 384 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,125 Does the monolith represent a wall 385 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:43,625 that we're destined for ourselves against forever, 386 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,041 a headstone for the already doomed human race, 387 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:50,125 or is it a doorway to the infinite potential afforded 388 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,458 by a boundless universe? 389 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,625 There's only one way to find out. 390 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,125 We have to touch it. 391 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,458 Don't be afraid. 392 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,041 This is our big moment. 393 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:01,291 Just think, somewhere beyond the far corners of the mind's eye, 394 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,500 powerful beings beyond our ken are watching. 395 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,875 For all we know, Douglas Trumbull himself 396 00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:08,958 could be watching us, waiting for us 397 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 to walk through this quantum mechanical door. 398 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:12,791 So come on, fellow hominids. 399 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,791 Gather round. 400 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:18,333 Walk right up, walk upright, and touch the monolith. 401 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,750 [grunting] 402 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,500 I can fix this. 403 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:28,625 I-- 404 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:30,125 Patrick Read Johnson! 405 00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:33,166 Oh, no. 406 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,958 What? 407 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,666 Where's your dresser? 408 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,458 Hmm? 409 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,083 [music playing] 410 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,958 [SINGING] At the first crack of dawn we're turning things on. 411 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,625 [whistling] 412 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:51,291 Are there schools around that teach you how to be a producer? 413 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,500 Director. 414 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:54,791 OK, are there directors schools where 415 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,333 you could learn how to really do this without painting 416 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,708 everything we own flat black? 417 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,125 The only good ones are in New York and California, 418 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,166 and they cost way more than we could ever afford. 419 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,958 Well, didn't anyone ever become a director 420 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,666 who didn't go to film school? 421 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,166 Douglas Trumbull. 422 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,458 Well, how did he do it? 423 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,458 Well, he was the visual effects supervisor 424 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,958 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 425 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,125 And he was so good at his job that, when 426 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,833 he went to Universal Studios and said 427 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,625 that he could do his first film "Silent 428 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,458 Running" for a million dollars, they actually believed him. 429 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,166 And then he actually did it. 430 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,125 And now he's director. 431 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,125 So to become a director, you have to become a visual effects 432 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,458 person first? 433 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,500 No, no, but it's one way. 434 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:36,791 And it's a way I might have a chance at. 435 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:43,208 If I could go to LA and maybe just talk to him, meet him 436 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,791 for a few minutes, maybe show him one of my films 437 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,791 or some of my models, maybe he'd understand 438 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,041 what I'm trying to do. 439 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,291 Maybe I could work for him. 440 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,708 You know, just gluing model parts 441 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,333 onto a spaceship for his next movie. 442 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,708 So why don't you call him? 443 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,291 What? On the phone? 444 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,833 No, just stand in the backyard and shout West. 445 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,666 Yes, on the phone. 446 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,458 Well, first of all, I don't have his number. 447 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,833 Well, did you look for it? 448 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,458 It's probably top secret. 449 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,958 Yeah, to keep dorks like him from calling up all the time, 450 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,333 wanting to meet him. 451 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,291 Oh, I think he'd be flattered to know that people 452 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,583 are trying to meet him. 453 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,500 Not if he wants to get any real movie work done. 454 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:19,541 Hey, my movies are real. 455 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,041 Yeah, real bad. 456 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,875 I know. 457 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:25,041 Why don't you offer to answer his phone for him? 458 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,291 That way you could meet him and stop the competition 459 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,291 from meeting him. 460 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,291 Yeah, OK. 461 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,458 All right, fine. 462 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,500 [television chatter] 463 00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:33,458 Don't act like your father. 464 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,791 Don't say you're going to try and then chicken out. 465 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,375 I won't. 466 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:40,166 But if I can't find it, which I probably won't be able to-- 467 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,958 Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull. 468 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,291 --then what? 469 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,791 Then I'll stand in the backyard and shout West. 470 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:47,708 Well, that might work. 471 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,833 [laughs] 472 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:55,041 [phone ringing] 473 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,666 We're sorry. 474 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,958 You have reached a number that has been disconnected 475 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,333 or is no longer in service. 476 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,833 If you feel you have reached this recording in error, 477 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,500 please check the number and dial again. 478 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,666 Calling Debbie Froynt again? 479 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,791 No. 480 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:13,125 [music playing] 481 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,541 I wasn't calling Debbie. 482 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,125 Did she ever smile at you? 483 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,125 Of course she smiled. 484 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,458 Why? 485 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,375 Because that's how it works with you, Pat. 486 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,000 You see a girl you like, you stare at her like a puppy 487 00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,791 hearing a strange noise, and then 488 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:30,791 you smile this goofy smile. 489 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,458 And if she smiles back, God help her, you fall in love. 490 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,625 I do not. 491 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,375 Happens every time. 492 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,875 I was trying to find Douglas Trumbull, OK? 493 00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,625 Holy shit. 494 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:41,958 Yeah, I know. 495 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,791 You're gay! 496 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:44,791 What? 497 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,125 Come on! 498 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:48,458 You ignored Debbie Froynt just to call some guy 499 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,458 on a Saturday night? 500 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,958 You're gay, Pat. 501 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,041 I'm not gay, and Douglas Trumbull isn't just some guy. 502 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,041 He's the guy who did the special effects 503 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,666 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 504 00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,125 Oh, so you're gay for a guy who makes unwatchable movies. 505 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,125 What? 506 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:02,166 "2001?" 507 00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:03,833 Man, I hate that movie. 508 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,833 No, Bill, you don't really hate it. 509 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,291 You just don't understand it. 510 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,833 No, I do really hate it, and nobody understands it. 511 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,333 I do. 512 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:14,291 OK then, what the hell is the ending supposed to mean? 513 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,333 Guy flies a spaceship into a hotel room, 514 00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,458 gets old, drops his wine glass, and turns 515 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,625 into a giant baby floating over the Earth, 516 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,125 what the hell is that? 517 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,458 The hotel room was designed by the alien intelligences 518 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,000 observing Dave Bowman to approximate 519 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,125 his natural habitat. 520 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,625 The aliens wanted to know if Dave 521 00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,625 could try to figure out how to take the next step 522 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:31,541 in human evolution. 523 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,791 But he can't. 524 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,375 He doesn't know what they want from him. 525 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:35,791 Neither does the audience. 526 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,125 Yeah, exactly, because Dave represents the audience. 527 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,875 And like the audience, he's not ready to see 528 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:41,458 beyond what he expects to see. 529 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,666 So with each moment of missed opportunity to evolve, 530 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,458 he gets older, his years passing before him 531 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,041 in the blink of an eye. 532 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,625 Or in this case, a changing of a camera angle, till finally, 533 00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,833 maybe just as the answer to the riddle 534 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,291 is finally within his grasp, he's 535 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,541 too old to reach out and touch the monolith 536 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,458 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 537 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,666 So the aliens send him back to the evolutionary cradle 538 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,791 to start all over again. 539 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,375 No, they don't. 540 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,166 They send him back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 541 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:06,750 It's called symbolism, Bill. 542 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,333 Pat. 543 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,666 What the hell does a giant baby floating 544 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,291 over the Earth symbolize? 545 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,625 Well, if you're Arthur C. Clark, who wrote the book 546 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,291 and is an eternal optimist, then Dave 547 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,458 was sent back as the star child, the first born 548 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,166 in a new breed of man who might one day touch the stars. 549 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,458 If you're Kubrick, who's such a realist, he won't even fly, 550 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,958 then Dave was simply sent back as a cosmic mirror, 551 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,458 held up before the Earth, as if to say to humanity, 552 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,791 this is who you are, and this is all you'll ever be, 553 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:40,291 a race of selfish, uncomprehending children. 554 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,375 What the hell are you talking about? 555 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:47,125 You know, you could save a lot of time destroying 556 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:49,708 my reputation if you just wore a propeller beanie 557 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:52,041 or spray painted "geek mobile" on the doors of my car. 558 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,166 [music playing] 559 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,125 Ew! 560 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,500 Oh, my god, you're so gross. 561 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,708 Ew! 562 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,458 [MUSIC - ARGENT, "HOLD YOUR HEAD UP"] 563 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,625 Argent, "Hold Your Head Up." 564 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:25,625 WLS Music Radio 89. 565 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,666 What part of "Jaws 2" takes place in a shopping mall? 566 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,958 We're not shooting "Jaws 2." 567 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,958 So what, more "Requiem for the Planet of the Apes?" 568 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,625 And at the end, you're riding up the beach on a horse, 569 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:38,958 and you see a JC Penney sticking out of the sand? 570 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,708 My god. 571 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:44,000 They finally really did it. 572 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,333 They marked down the world. 573 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,291 Damn you! 574 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,458 Damn you all to hell! 575 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,291 [laughs] 576 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:58,166 We're shooting "The Visitor." 577 00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,291 What the hell is "The Visitor." 578 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,333 He's this alien that's stranded on Earth after 579 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,625 these Air Force F-14's that were-- 580 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:05,041 Pat. 581 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,541 scrambled to find out just what the hell went down 582 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,958 in the cornfields of Northern Illinois. 583 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,166 Pat. 584 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,791 Spot the heat signature of the car 585 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,541 that contains these high school kids that saw the alien craft. 586 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,708 Pat, you don't have enough money to buy lunch. 587 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,791 How the hell are you going to pay for an F-14? 588 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,958 [SINGING] Hold your head up. 589 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,166 Hold your head up. 590 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,833 Can you let me out of this thing? 591 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,333 It's hot as hell in here. 592 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,125 Yes. 593 00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:29,291 Anyway, for a time the visitor believed 594 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,458 he might just be able to fit in on this planet. 595 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,875 But now something is changing inside him. 596 00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,958 And in this scene, he's finally decided 597 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,541 it's not worth living if he can't live as the alien being 598 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:41,791 he really is. 599 00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:42,833 Hi, Pat. 600 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,500 So he decides to reveal his true self 601 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,500 to the people he's lived with all these years. 602 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,541 No matter what the cost. 603 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:03,916 Fine. 604 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:06,916 Oh! 605 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,666 Today's lesson, never pretend-- 606 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:12,875 Oh! 607 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:16,666 --to be part of something you're not. 608 00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:24,458 You OK, Patty? 609 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,875 Want me get you some ice? 610 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,625 Why doesn't he ever hit me? 611 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:30,625 Shut up and lift, Bill. 612 00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:32,291 Ah! 613 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,041 Oh. 614 00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:36,791 He's fine. 615 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:37,916 He's used to it. 616 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,333 [atmospheric music] 617 00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,416 Oh, no. 618 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,708 Patty. 619 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:09,875 No, Pat. 620 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,375 No. 621 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,750 Definitely no. 622 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:54,666 Hi. 623 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:03,375 [music - supertramp, "dreamer"] 624 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,958 [SINGING] Dreamer. 625 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,958 You're nothing but a dreamer. 626 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,333 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 627 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,791 Oh, no. 628 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,541 I said dreamer. 629 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:21,500 You say you are a dreamer. 630 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,333 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 631 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,375 Linda. 632 00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,958 [SINGING] Oh, no. 633 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,958 You like dog? 634 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000 [dog barking] 635 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,500 [SINGING] I said, far out-- 636 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,625 Um. 637 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:31,500 [SINGING] What a day-- 638 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,625 Yeah. 639 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:33,958 [SINGING] --a year, a life it is. 640 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,958 Yeah, I do. 641 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,500 [SINGING] You know-- 642 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:37,625 I got about 43 at home. 643 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:39,625 Linda, would you please do something 644 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:41,000 with that yapping mutt? 645 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:43,541 We just got one good one. 646 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:48,833 [SINGING] Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer. 647 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:51,125 So now, you put your head in your hands. 648 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,291 Oh, no. 649 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:55,166 Oh, no. 650 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,666 What are you doing? 651 00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,666 Oh, I'm just trying to find the exact acoustical center 652 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,041 of the theater. 653 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,791 [SINGING] I said, far out. 654 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,791 What a day-- 655 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,875 Focus. 656 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,208 [SINGING] A year, a life it is. 657 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,208 You know. 658 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,291 Focus! 659 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,708 Cut! 660 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,666 [SINGING] Well, you know you had it coming to you. 661 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:17,125 Now there's not a lot I can do. 662 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,125 Dreamer, 663 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,291 What's my plan? 664 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,833 [SINGING] --you stupid little dreamer. 665 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,000 What's my plan? 666 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,541 Yeah. Of course I have a plan. 667 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:26,000 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 668 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,875 And a love-sick, sci-fi geek former best friend skipping 669 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,708 school to go make out with their girlfriend. 670 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:36,000 The plan is, I go out there, I meet Douglas Trumbull-- 671 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,125 [buzzer] 672 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:38,458 Oh, laundry's done. 673 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,958 Pat, want to help me with the laundry? 674 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 --show him some of my models and drawings, 675 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:45,833 and maybe some of my films, and get a job. 676 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,291 This doesn't bother you? 677 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,791 Hey, does the Pepsi-Cola company know 678 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,958 you're using their product as a floor cleaner? 679 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,708 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes, 680 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,125 and my imaginary friend, Pat Johnson. 681 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,125 Hi. 682 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,166 I'm Pat. 683 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:00,375 Let's watch Star Trek. 684 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:01,875 Do you want to see my model shop? 685 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,958 Did you know that the mechanical shark in "Jaws" 686 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,041 is named Bruce after Steven Spielberg's lawyer? 687 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,208 Can you believe I'm still a virgin? 688 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,291 Really? 689 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,541 Damn it, Holmes. 690 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,625 What? 691 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,000 I can't say virgin? 692 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,291 [SINGING] Dream along. 693 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:16,458 Well, there's something we have in common. 694 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,875 Really? 695 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,125 And in the meantime, I'll be staying with my dad 696 00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,708 while I save up to get an apartment. 697 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,791 Yes, my dad. 698 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:23,791 Oh, yes, the-- 699 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:24,791 Yes, that dad. 700 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,291 [inaudible] 701 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,708 Hey, Pat said your center speaker is distorting again. 702 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,791 He also asked how the penicillin was working out, 703 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,208 you know, for your-- 704 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:37,458 Yes, he does know about the plan, kind of. 705 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,000 He thinks I'm coming out to check out medical schools. 706 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:42,125 And what can I guess for you today, little boy? 707 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,833 Guess who I'm in love with? 708 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,041 Oh, let's see, could it be Douglas Trumbull? 709 00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,125 [laughs] 710 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,166 [SINGING] Dream along. 711 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,708 Can you put your hands in your head? 712 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,000 Oh, no. 713 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,958 Oh, no. 714 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,291 Get off my stage. 715 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,333 What about Linda? 716 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:57,958 Of course she knows the plan. 717 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,041 We planned the plan together. 718 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,166 [music playing] 719 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,833 Ah! 720 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:13,875 Cut. 721 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:15,166 You OK? 722 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,125 No, I'm not OK. 723 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,791 I'm tired and hungry and full of burrs, 724 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:23,625 and I can't see anything in this stupid mask. 725 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:27,041 Maybe he could come up on all fours? 726 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,500 No, a superior being from another planet beckoning 727 00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,208 us to join him out there, where we 728 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,333 might learn the secrets of the universe, 729 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,958 would not go up his boarding ramp on his hands and knees. 730 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,291 Yeah. 731 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,333 Probably wouldn't arrive in a hubcap filled 732 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,625 with Christmas lights either. 733 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:42,708 Yeah, probably not. 734 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:46,166 Hey, can I take this stupid thing off? 735 00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:47,708 It smells like feet. 736 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,666 Yeah, go ahead. 737 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,833 We're done tonight. 738 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,375 But we didn't get the shot. 739 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:54,041 We're done. 740 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,125 Good night. 741 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:57,125 Girls ruin everything. 742 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:59,666 You give me hope for mankind. 743 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:02,041 Go to hell, Bill. 744 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:06,125 So have you ever seen one, a UFO? 745 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,833 Well, when I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 746 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,458 from Waukegan Airport. 747 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,625 You could see them just over those trees there. 748 00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,208 But you couldn't hear them. 749 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:20,041 There were just these blazing silent lights coming this way. 750 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:25,041 And every time a plane took off I thought, or wished, 751 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,125 that it was a UFO coming to take me back. 752 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:30,041 Back? 753 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,208 I thought that maybe I was an alien. 754 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:36,125 What could possibly have changed your mind? 755 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:39,958 Well, my dad said that UFOs didn't exist. 756 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,791 And to prove it, he drove me down to the airport 757 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,625 to watch a plane take off. 758 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:46,833 Wow. 759 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:50,083 Plus, the aliens never did take me. 760 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:55,625 So where do your alien relatives come from? 761 00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,166 A distant star system. 762 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,541 Yeah? What's it called? 763 00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,833 Hollywood. 764 00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:03,791 Sounds like you need to go there then. 765 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,166 Not without you. 766 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:13,000 I never thought I'd find anyone who understood me, who'd 767 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,291 accept me for who I really am. 768 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:21,458 And then there you were, reading "2001: A Space Odyssey." 769 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:25,541 And it was like, awoogah. 770 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:28,791 That's the first thing you noticed about me, 771 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,125 that I was reading "2001?" 772 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,125 Yeah. 773 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,708 It was so weird. 774 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,166 It was like we were meant to find each other. 775 00:38:36,208 --> 00:38:38,208 [laughs] 776 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,125 What? 777 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:44,625 Now, he was master of the world. 778 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,791 And he was not quite sure what to do next. 779 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,291 But he would think of something. 780 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,500 Tray? 781 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 God, I love this book. 782 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,166 Sorry. 783 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,291 So then I figured, hey, if I skim through this, 784 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,500 maybe I'll finally understand the movie. 785 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:11,291 Well, it's really not that hard to understand when you really 786 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,666 think about it. 787 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:14,416 Or if you stay awake. 788 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:20,166 Oh, don't be mad. 789 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:23,500 I still love you, even if you're the only sci-fi geek in town. 790 00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:33,208 Patrick Read Johnson! 791 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:36,250 Oh, great. 792 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,791 Don't worry, I got it, ma. 793 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:41,833 [gentle music] 794 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:52,250 [MUSIC - AMBROSIA, "HOLDIN' ON TO YESTERDAY"] 795 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:59,375 WLS Music Radio, "Holdin' on to Yesterday." 796 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,916 This is Ambrosia. 797 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:06,000 [phone ringing] 798 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,958 Calling your gay special effects lover again? 799 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,791 Linda, happy? 800 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,291 Not a great conversation. 801 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:18,791 No conversation. 802 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,333 She's always working. 803 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,833 Oh, what a tramp. 804 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,166 [SINGING] Yesterday. 805 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:39,583 I keep holdin' on enough to say that I'm wrong. 806 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:43,333 I keep thinking that I'm-- 807 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,625 What? 808 00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:45,833 I was just thinking. 809 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:46,958 What? 810 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,375 You should come with me. 811 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,625 Where? 812 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:51,750 Hollywood. 813 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,291 What? 814 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,166 You're a funny guy. 815 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,208 Yo, hey. 816 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,333 I got a tow. 817 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,291 Take care of the shop till I get back. 818 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,375 I'm also a practical guy, Pat. 819 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:04,166 My name's on the sign of Bud's and Sons. 820 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,041 Your name is apparently up in the lights, 821 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,333 somewhere out there, or maybe just 822 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,833 in the theater of your mind. 823 00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:12,375 Either way, I'll leave the Hollywood stuff up to you. 824 00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:16,541 [SINGING] Holdin' on to yesterday. 825 00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:20,541 Well, if it isn't Mustang Sally and the Pinto Kid. 826 00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:21,625 Hi, Pat. 827 00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:22,958 Hey. 828 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,125 So I see the SS Bondo is still afloat. 829 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:26,958 Why don't you let my dad crush that thing 830 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,541 and put it out of its misery? 831 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:31,208 Your dad hasn't seen a car this nice since he was conceived. 832 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,333 Bill. 833 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,541 When my dad rebuilt this he put 834 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:34,458 the weight where it counts-- 835 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,500 Bill. 836 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:36,625 --under the hood. 837 00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:38,375 Oh, he put your mom under the hood? 838 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,625 Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8. 839 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,333 Any time you want to embarrass yourself-- 840 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,708 Any time I want to embarrass myself, 841 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,833 I'll borrow your mustache. 842 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,125 - Jeez, Bill. - Come on, guys. 843 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,541 - What did you say? - Time to go home. 844 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,625 Oh, great. 845 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,541 Look what you did now. 846 00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:50,875 Tony, stop. 847 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:51,958 Oh, hurry up. 848 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,791 Open up, you pussy. 849 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,791 Who the hell is this guy? 850 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,958 Tony Vasuvio. 851 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Of Vasuvio's junkyard? 852 00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:58,291 Dino and Lorenzo's brother? 853 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,875 Stupider brother, if you can believe that. 854 00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:01,333 Just go. 855 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,708 He can't kill us if he can't catch us. 856 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,875 He can catch us. 857 00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,125 I thought you said there's a V8 under-- 858 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:06,208 Open the door, nerds! 859 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,708 - There was. - What do you mean was? 860 00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:09,291 My dad replaced it with something less thirsty 861 00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,541 when the gas prices hit. 862 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,291 - How much less thirsty? - Four cylinders less. 863 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,541 Oh, shit. 864 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:14,958 Maybe if we run in different directions 865 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,958 it'll confuse him. 866 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,291 Get down. 867 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,791 You know, he knows we're in here. 868 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,875 He may have a faster car, but I'm a better driver. 869 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,958 Well, you'd have a better chance to prove it if you drove. 870 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,125 On the count of three. 871 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,125 - One-- - One. 872 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:26,125 - Two. - Two. 873 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,791 - Three! - Ah! 874 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,625 Jeez, you guys, relax. 875 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:32,958 Why would we do that, with this maniac out here? 876 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,166 Because Tony's cool now. 877 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,500 How did you get him to calm down? 878 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,166 I told him who you were. 879 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,000 - And who am I? - My boyfriend. 880 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,958 And who is he to you? 881 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,958 Tony, his mom and mine have worked together for years. 882 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,625 We've known each other since we were six years old. 883 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,375 He's like an overprotective brother. 884 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:53,500 I thought you were working the game tonight. 885 00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:57,125 I was, but by the third quarter, Antioch was beating our butts, 886 00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,958 and there was nobody left in the stands to buy anything. 887 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,791 Jenny Boziak said she'd cover for me. 888 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,625 My car's still in the shop, so Tony 889 00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:05,291 said he'd give me a ride home. 890 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,625 Well, we can give you a ride home. 891 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:09,541 I don't think that's such a good idea. 892 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,458 Oh, and you'd rather ride home with him? 893 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,000 Yes. 894 00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:17,208 If I want to see you again in this lifetime, which I do. 895 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,625 Mom trusts him. 896 00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,000 Why not me? 897 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:22,000 Tony doesn't look at me the way you do. 898 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,791 So I'll quit looking at you like that. 899 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,416 You better not. 900 00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:33,291 [car horn] 901 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,458 I should go. 902 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,458 I love you. 903 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,875 That'll help? 904 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,291 With what? 905 00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:41,166 The rest of our lives, silly boy. 906 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:56,166 Did you just get engaged? 907 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:05,791 [music - "jingle bells"] 908 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:08,000 The best thing about an Airedale is 909 00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:10,166 it can take down a grizzly bear and still 910 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,500 be the best playmate your child can ever have. 911 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:13,666 Did Linda call? 912 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,708 [SINGING] Dashing through the snow, 913 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:19,208 in a one-horse open sleigh. 914 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,625 I'm ready to die a horrible, agonizing death 915 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,166 in the cold vacuum of space. 916 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:27,750 [music playing] 917 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:32,708 All right. 918 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:33,791 Ready? 919 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:34,791 Yep. 920 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,875 Here we go. 921 00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,500 Now, you're in space so float. 922 00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:40,791 Now you're asphyxiating. 923 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,166 What's asphyxiating? 924 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,166 You can't breathe. 925 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,208 You don't have any air. 926 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,333 Come on. 927 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,625 Like this, like this. 928 00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:47,791 There you go. 929 00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:49,166 Don't look at the camera. 930 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,791 Why would I be looking at anything? 931 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:51,958 I'm dying. 932 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,166 What if I throw up in space? 933 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,458 You're not going to throw up. 934 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,333 - Wouldn't that be cool? - Don't throw up. 935 00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,375 - I'm going to do it. - That's very funny. 936 00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:00,291 - Here I go. - Better not throw up. 937 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,291 Oh. 938 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,291 That's disgusting. 939 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,458 [laughs] 940 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,958 Don't do that again, OK? 941 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,458 You got it on the lens. 942 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,291 Patrick! 943 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,958 [vocalizing] 944 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,125 What? 945 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,458 I have to go to the bathroom. 946 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,625 Can you just hold it? 947 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:15,791 I guess. 948 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,125 What? 949 00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,458 It's Linda. 950 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,958 [dog barking] 951 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,833 Misty, knock it off. 952 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,958 Linda, will you please do something 953 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,458 about this damn yapping mutt? 954 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,833 Hey, Misty, shut up! 955 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:37,458 Oh, stop. 956 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,791 What? 957 00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,833 I thought we were going to get married and have 958 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,291 a big house and 2.3 kids. 959 00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,333 We don't have to have them tonight. 960 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,208 No, like nine months from now. 961 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,791 What are you in such a hurry for? 962 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,291 You're 17 years old. 963 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,333 Don't you want to see the world a little, 964 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,208 sow you're wild oats and all that? 965 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,625 No, no, I don't. 966 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:57,875 I want to be with you. 967 00:45:57,916 --> 00:45:59,041 That's all I want. 968 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:03,250 [dog barking] 969 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,458 Oh, shit! 970 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:13,208 [radio chatter] 971 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,333 Stop! 972 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:31,458 [radio chatter] 973 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,208 [dogs barking] 974 00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:37,208 [snoring] 975 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,833 He kept asking if you got the shot. 976 00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:55,458 He wanted to make sure that he'd done it right. 977 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,458 He didn't want to waste film. 978 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,875 I feel bad enough, OK? 979 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,791 It isn't just about you. It's about him too. 980 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:07,333 He needs a man to be around right now. 981 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:08,375 Oh, and that's my fault? 982 00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,958 No, it's not. 983 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,666 But that doesn't change the fact that, with your father gone, 984 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,375 you're the one they all look up to. 985 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,958 They count on you to be there for them. 986 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,458 Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't. 987 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,166 Maybe I'm not ready to be counted on. 988 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:21,958 Well, maybe you shouldn't be moving so fast with Linda then. 989 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,125 Maybe you should mind your own business. 990 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,458 You are my own business. 991 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:31,166 [gentle music] 992 00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:45,125 I think you should graduate high school first and find out 993 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,875 what it's like to live in the real world. 994 00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,208 This isn't the real world. 995 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,875 This is your parents' basement. 996 00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,958 I just think that, before we move in together, 997 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,500 you might want to find a job that 998 00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,000 pays more than minimum wage. 999 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:57,458 Yeah, but there aren't any part time jobs in Lake County 1000 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,833 that pay more than minimum wage. 1001 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,166 That's why I got a second job. 1002 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,375 You what? 1003 00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:04,125 Mom got me on the late shift at Solo. 1004 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:05,666 Doing what? 1005 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:09,791 Injection molding cups in the machine right next to hers. 1006 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:12,458 OK, well maybe your mom could get me a job at the machine 1007 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,666 next to yours. 1008 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:16,333 Actually, that's where Tony works. 1009 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,291 You know, there's an opening at Weebolts 1010 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,625 managing the men's department. 1011 00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:28,875 Well, I'm not real comfortable in a tie. 1012 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:31,500 Were you comfortable in my parents' basement? 1013 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,958 And that'll be it for this Amazing Alfredo. 1014 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,166 But luckily, due to the miracle of our patented identical 1015 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,125 costume technology, you'll hardly 1016 00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,458 even notice the difference, as I turn things over 1017 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,000 to the Amazing Alfredo. 1018 00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:56,125 [applause and laughter] 1019 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,291 OK, Rick's watching. 1020 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,375 Don't embarrass me. 1021 00:48:58,416 --> 00:48:59,958 Do I ever? 1022 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,958 Oh, my God. 1023 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,875 Hi. 1024 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:11,041 Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to introduce myself. 1025 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,000 I am-- 1026 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,291 [thunder] 1027 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:18,458 I am-- 1028 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,458 [thunder strike] 1029 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:23,208 [screaming] 1030 00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:28,958 Now he was master of the world. 1031 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,458 [screaming] 1032 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:33,041 And he was not quite sure what to do next, 1033 00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,666 but he would think of something. 1034 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,583 [music playing] 1035 00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:06,000 I am the Amazingly Wet Alfredo. 1036 00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:09,208 So, I'll guess your age, your weight. 1037 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,875 Guess who I'm in love with? 1038 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,791 What on earth? 1039 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,291 Janet Johnson, Stoneridge Heritage. 1040 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,958 I got the job. 1041 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,666 We're going to Gauge's Lake with Bill and Robin to celebrate. 1042 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,791 Have I got a dog for you. 1043 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,166 He's had all his shots. 1044 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,291 He's completely house trained, very well behaved. 1045 00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:27,708 He needs a haircut, but we do grooming here as well. 1046 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,958 But seriously, he's been making these little movies 1047 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,500 since he was 9. 1048 00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:33,875 You know, with the home movie camera his dad left behind. 1049 00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,125 But they're really something. 1050 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,791 He did this one which is like 1051 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,458 those "Planet of the Apes" movies. 1052 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,833 And he and his friends stuck straws up their noses 1053 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,666 so they could breathe, and put plaster all over their faces, 1054 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,791 and made molds, and sculpted ape faces, and made masks 1055 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:46,958 out of liquid latex. 1056 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,208 And then they went out 1057 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,875 and put together sets and little models, 1058 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,458 and shot the whole thing themselves. 1059 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,125 And it's really good. 1060 00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:55,791 And they showed it at all the grade schools around the area. 1061 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,791 And he was even in the local paper. 1062 00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:00,833 But now all he thinks about is getting out to California 1063 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,958 and meeting those movie heroes of his, 1064 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,458 like what's his name, the guy that did all the trick 1065 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,291 photography on "2001." 1066 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,458 Special effects. 1067 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,125 Yes, that's right, Douglas Trumbull. 1068 00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:15,291 But here we are, in Wadsworth, Illinois, and I just-- 1069 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,875 I don't know how to help him. 1070 00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:19,375 And I certainly don't know anybody in Hollywood. 1071 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,208 So here's what I was wondering. 1072 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,625 If I could save enough money and get him out there, 1073 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,625 do you think maybe you could talk to him, 1074 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,875 and give him some pointers, and maybe introduce him 1075 00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:29,291 to this Douglas Trumbull person? 1076 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,875 [music playing] 1077 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,875 You're kidding. 1078 00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:38,958 Of course. 1079 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,458 I know there are no guarantees. 1080 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:42,125 There never are. 1081 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,166 OK, wonderful. 1082 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:46,791 I'll get him out on a plane this weekend. 1083 00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:49,000 Thank you so much, Herb. 1084 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,375 Thank you so much. 1085 00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:51,375 Bye. 1086 00:51:55,750 --> 00:52:02,791 [SINGING] Hooray for Hollywood. 1087 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:05,708 I got you all set up in Hollywood. 1088 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,500 I called a guy I never met there. 1089 00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:13,125 Now let's cut your hair and find you something to wear. 1090 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,541 [SINGING] Who will pay the airfare? 1091 00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:25,333 [SINGING] Hooray for credit cards. 1092 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:29,125 La, la, la, la, la, la, la credit cards. 1093 00:52:29,166 --> 00:52:31,500 [vocalizing] 1094 00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:41,750 [atmospheric music] 1095 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:46,000 [heavy breathing] 1096 00:53:57,541 --> 00:54:01,500 [phone ringing] 1097 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,750 Can I help you? 1098 00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,666 I'm Pat Johnson. 1099 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:42,541 Hi. 1100 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:45,125 I'm Herb Lightman. 1101 00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:48,791 Welcome to Hollywood. 1102 00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,875 Thank you. Thank you. 1103 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:55,166 Oh, I'm also Malcolm Higgins, and Steven Blum, 1104 00:54:55,208 --> 00:55:00,625 and Ari Roscoe, and Colin Anderson, 1105 00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:07,458 and Felipe Castero Junior. 1106 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,541 You write the whole magazine? 1107 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:12,500 When I'm not entertaining the folks from out of town. 1108 00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,291 [phone ringing] 1109 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,250 And answering the telephone. 1110 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:33,291 So-- so, how does one get to be the editor of "American 1111 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:36,458 Cinematographer Magazine?" 1112 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,833 One sets out to become a big Hollywood director. 1113 00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:51,125 Again, I just want to thank you so much for doing this for me. 1114 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:55,000 Thanks a lot. 1115 00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:59,041 I take it that thanking people a lot in advance of their 1116 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:03,666 having done anything for you is a Johnson family trait. 1117 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,166 Herb Lightman. 1118 00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:09,208 [chatter] 1119 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,708 Oh, hello. 1120 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:12,541 Again. 1121 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:15,625 Yeah, he's here, hair and all. 1122 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,291 No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1123 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,333 No, it's fine. 1124 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,875 No, a haircut won't be necessary. 1125 00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:25,125 The Incredible Hulk look is all the rage these days. 1126 00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,625 Is he what? 1127 00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:30,500 Yes, he's still wearing his tie. 1128 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,458 Oh, no, no, no, no, really, that won't-- no, 1129 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,208 that won't be necessary. 1130 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:39,458 My thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1131 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,791 when I help make their dream come true. 1132 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,625 No really. 1133 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,958 I'm happy to help. 1134 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,291 What's that? 1135 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,833 Of course. 1136 00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,791 I will. 1137 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,458 I will. 1138 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,375 Yeah. 1139 00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:58,291 OK, you got it. 1140 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,291 I can do that. 1141 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,125 As soon as I get off the phone. 1142 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:06,375 OK, bye. 1143 00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:09,958 You will never guess who just called. 1144 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,125 Yeah. 1145 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,583 Sorry, she's-- 1146 00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:20,208 She asked me to remind you to thank me for doing this. 1147 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,625 Thank you. 1148 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:24,208 Oh, sorry, right, right. 1149 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:27,125 Your thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1150 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:29,541 when you help make their dreams come true. 1151 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,625 That's right. 1152 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,458 And you know how many times I've had 1153 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,833 the pleasure of seeing that look in a young person's eye 1154 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:35,958 when their dream comes true? 1155 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Precisely never. 1156 00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,458 Why? 1157 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,333 Because I've never done this for anyone before. 1158 00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:41,958 Why? 1159 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,500 Because I never wanted to see the look in a young person's 1160 00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,958 eyes when they realize that their dream is probably not 1161 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,875 going to come true. 1162 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:49,500 Why? 1163 00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:52,291 Because Hollywood is the least conducive place on the planet 1164 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:54,500 Earth for anyone's dream to ever come true. 1165 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,208 So why are you doing this for me? 1166 00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:07,125 Cause your mother has huge, clanging steel balls. 1167 00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:10,041 Because you're here anyway and because you say 1168 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,458 thank you a lot. 1169 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:15,375 [phone ringing] 1170 00:58:15,416 --> 00:58:17,333 Shall we go? 1171 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,166 So tell me something. 1172 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,791 Of all the people in Hollywood you 1173 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,125 could pick to meet, why Douglas Trumbull? 1174 00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:28,875 Have you ever seen "2001: A Space Odyssey?" 1175 00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:32,125 Well, it took a while to finally get to Los Angeles, 1176 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:33,458 but yes, I've seen it. 1177 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,958 Did you understand the ending? 1178 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,291 Of course. 1179 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:38,833 Did you? 1180 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:40,625 Let me guess, you're a hand grenade, 1181 00:58:40,666 --> 00:58:43,166 and I just pulled the pin. 1182 00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:44,958 The riddle is nearly within his grasp, 1183 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,291 but he's too old to reach out and touch the monolith 1184 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,125 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 1185 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:52,166 So they send him back to the evolutionary cradle 1186 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:55,750 to start all over again. 1187 00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:58,166 Kaboom. 1188 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:05,791 Well, I'm Herb Lightman, if you could call him. 1189 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,875 No worries. 1190 00:59:06,916 --> 00:59:08,208 Good. 1191 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,458 OK. I'll do that. 1192 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,125 Sure. 1193 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:14,500 Well, the good news is-- 1194 00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:16,708 You can go in now. 1195 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,291 Thank you. 1196 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:19,625 What's the bad news? 1197 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:21,875 The bad news is that Douglas isn't here today. 1198 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:25,625 Did you tell them I was coming? 1199 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,791 I told him I was coming. 1200 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:32,958 Well, I mean, there's still probably a bunch of cool stuff 1201 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,666 to see, right? 1202 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,000 I could leave him a note. 1203 00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,666 I have some pictures of my models. 1204 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:42,458 I could leave him my movie and my projector. 1205 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,791 I mean, it's worth a try, right? 1206 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,750 You're asking the wrong guy. 1207 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,666 It's worth a try. 1208 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,541 OK, we have cumulocity. 1209 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:58,958 Roll camera. 1210 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,750 [music playing] 1211 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,416 Give us a little more speed on the color changes. 1212 01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,708 Yeah, that's it, that's it. 1213 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:35,041 Just-- OK, just pull back slowly. 1214 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:37,833 Starting further back and push through the cloud. 1215 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:43,041 So what is this movie called anyway? 1216 01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,291 It's called "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." 1217 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,958 What does that mean? 1218 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,625 Contact. 1219 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:52,833 Close encounter of the first kind is a sighting. 1220 01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,875 Close encounter of the second kind 1221 01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:57,791 is physical evidence of an encounter. 1222 01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:59,708 Close encounter of the third kind 1223 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:02,791 is actual contact with the aliens. 1224 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:06,375 It's "True UFO Stories Magazine," April 1974. 1225 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,458 Don't swing. 1226 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,625 You want a Pepsi? 1227 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,291 Sorry, wait, stop. 1228 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,291 Are you serious? 1229 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,500 Yeah, thank you. 1230 01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:13,833 Oh, you messed up the cloud. 1231 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,166 It messed up the cloud. 1232 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,041 Cut. 1233 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,958 How long to reset? 1234 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,500 25 minutes. 1235 01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,500 Are you the-- 1236 01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:25,291 I really think it's four hours. 1237 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,166 You're Steven Spielberg. 1238 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,625 Steven. 1239 01:01:28,666 --> 01:01:29,625 Hey, Herb. 1240 01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:30,791 Come on. 1241 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,958 Let me show you guys around. 1242 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,333 How old is he? 1243 01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,875 11. 1244 01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:38,500 OK, let's recycle the tank and order some dinner. 1245 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,500 When I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 1246 01:01:42,541 --> 01:01:43,625 from the local airport. 1247 01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:44,791 To me, they weren't airplanes, 1248 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:45,708 they were spaceships-- 1249 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:46,833 Doug. 1250 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,208 --growing up on all those '50s films 1251 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,375 with flying saucers and aliens coming 1252 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,291 to Earth to destroy mankind. 1253 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,375 Where is Doug? 1254 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:52,875 Did you tell him I was coming? 1255 01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,666 Which explains why my first film was a little epic 1256 01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:55,625 called "Firelight--" 1257 01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:56,791 Doug. 1258 01:01:56,833 --> 01:01:58,125 --which was essentially about aliens 1259 01:01:58,166 --> 01:01:59,791 coming to my backyard and destroying my sisters. 1260 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,166 Where's Doug? 1261 01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:02,958 So obviously, you've come a long way 1262 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,958 from making little Super 8 movies in the backyard. 1263 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,875 Yeah, now I make big Super 8 movies in the back lot. 1264 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:13,291 Still, knowing what you know now about how difficult it 1265 01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:17,333 is to really do this, I wonder what 1266 01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:20,833 you would say to the 17-year-old kid in the backyard who thinks 1267 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:25,625 he's got it all figured out. 1268 01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:27,625 I say, if you're so smart, what are you 1269 01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:29,791 still doing in your backyard? 1270 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,958 But if the kid were to get up the courage 1271 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,291 to leave the backyard and show up on your doorstep 1272 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,416 looking for help? 1273 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,125 I'd say, get your own Douglas Trumbull, 1274 01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,458 if you could find him. 1275 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,625 Speaking of which, could we talk for just a bit 1276 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,291 about exactly what Douglas and his team 1277 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,625 are doing for you here? 1278 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:45,666 I knew I wanted to show flying saucers in a way 1279 01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,958 that they'd never been shown before, and I had to go-- 1280 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Well, "Close Encounters" is a very effects heavy film. 1281 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,041 --a real alien. 1282 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,625 His name is Douglas Trumbull. 1283 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,791 He worked on a little film called "2001: A Space Odyssey." 1284 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:56,791 Rejecting the sketches, we created force perspective 1285 01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,625 planning so much Greg, Gene, and his model crew 1286 01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,375 made miniature landscapes with an amazing sense 1287 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:01,791 of distance and very little space. 1288 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,666 Before it was paintings based on sketches, and then 1289 01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:05,291 Doug, Vilmos and I work out the color scheme. 1290 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,333 Who is Vilmos? 1291 01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,958 The DP. 1292 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:15,291 The director of photography. 1293 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,333 I know. 1294 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:17,458 OK. 1295 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,041 My worry was that the stars would 1296 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,791 become diffused blobs instead of crisp little points of light. 1297 01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:23,458 So Richard Yuricich came with the idea 1298 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,958 of burning the starfields directly 1299 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,166 in the interpositive, which meant doing a latent image 1300 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,791 pass through the optical printer, 1301 01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:31,291 and bypacking the starfield element with the original-- 1302 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,750 [atmospheric music] 1303 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,125 --projection that will allow us to put these large format 1304 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,958 images on the Scotchlite screen, reflected back exactly on axis 1305 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,500 so that any foreground object will block its own shadow, 1306 01:03:45,541 --> 01:03:47,708 preventing a perfect comp with no need for blue screen 1307 01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:48,833 or motion control. 1308 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,000 What? 1309 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,125 Sorry, what's motion control? 1310 01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:55,041 [music playing] 1311 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,791 So I told the guys at the studio that I needed five airplanes, 1312 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:05,458 and they tried to give me three. 1313 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:08,166 I told them, you can't make a circle with three airplanes. 1314 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,791 You can make a triangle with three. 1315 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,333 You can make a square with four. 1316 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:13,041 But if you're going to make a circle, 1317 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,958 you're going to need at least five airplanes. 1318 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,500 [gentle music] 1319 01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,416 You're Greg Jein. 1320 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,875 You built the Dark Star, and the penis ship in "Flesh Gordon." 1321 01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:05,750 [laughter] 1322 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,375 "Star Log Magazine." 1323 01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:11,666 Security. 1324 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,666 Relax. 1325 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:17,291 We don't really have security, obviously. 1326 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:20,875 That's-- you got me. 1327 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:22,833 Looking for Doug? 1328 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,166 Yeah, how did you know? 1329 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:25,541 Everybody's looking for-- 1330 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,833 Because you had an audience with Steven Spielberg, 1331 01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:29,500 and you ended up in his model shop. 1332 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,208 I got lost. 1333 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:37,958 I know you did. 1334 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,125 So here you are at the intersection 1335 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:44,208 of fantasy and reality, just as far from Douglas Trumbull 1336 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:50,541 as you were back in Wadsworth, Illinois, population 750. 1337 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:54,250 [engine revving] 1338 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:06,458 [typewriter keys clicking] 1339 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:10,166 [atmospheric music] 1340 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,000 Hey, Doug! 1341 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:30,291 Doug! 1342 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,208 Hey, hey, hey, Doug. 1343 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,625 Hey, Herb. 1344 01:06:34,666 --> 01:06:36,500 Sorry, about 12 million things came up. 1345 01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:37,958 We can do the interview another time. 1346 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:38,958 It's not important. 1347 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,333 Anyway, I just want to tell you 1348 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,708 I brought somebody along today 1349 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:43,375 who has been anxious to meet you 1350 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,458 since he saw "2001" when he was eight years old. 1351 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,166 And he understood it, no less. 1352 01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,166 But anyway, he's a film director himself, 1353 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:52,291 and that's because he was so turned on and so inspired 1354 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,958 by your first film. 1355 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,250 So if you could have half a second, just say hi. 1356 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,000 Hi. 1357 01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,500 Nice meeting you. 1358 01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:17,875 [typewriter keys clicking] 1359 01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:23,083 What-- what, you, you had nothing to say? 1360 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,333 Well, that's so sweet. 1361 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:29,375 So-- 1362 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,375 Stupid! 1363 01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:33,291 I can't believe you said that! 1364 01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:34,333 Said what? 1365 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:35,625 Nothing! 1366 01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:37,791 It was a good start. 1367 01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:41,291 "Hi, my name is" might have been a good follow up. 1368 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,125 Oh, boy. 1369 01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:46,041 Saying goodbye to Steven might have been a good idea too. 1370 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:49,916 [music playing] 1371 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,958 And that's it? 1372 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,791 After all this crazy hoping, and trying, and dreaming? 1373 01:07:57,833 --> 01:08:01,291 You're nearly killing me making dumb movies in your backyard. 1374 01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:06,541 That's all you got from your one chance at Hollywood? 1375 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:11,875 Well, there is one other little, little thing. 1376 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:18,500 Hi, guys, John Dagster. 1377 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,208 Welcome to Industrial Light and Magic. 1378 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,958 As you can see from the poster, we're 1379 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 a little behind schedule, which means we're all 1380 01:08:24,041 --> 01:08:25,458 a little over-caffeinated here. 1381 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,833 So please keep your hands and feet 1382 01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:28,000 inside the ride at all times. 1383 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,125 No flash photography. 1384 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:30,958 Most importantly, remember to forget 1385 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,500 every single thing you see here, except for the cool stuff. 1386 01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,541 The surface of the Death Star, a small artificial moon 1387 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,208 that goes around blowing up other planets. 1388 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,625 So we had to make a lot of it. 1389 01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:40,541 So we made wood patterns and took molds off them 1390 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,625 with this Dow Corning Silastic liquid rubber, 1391 01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,875 which is normally used to seal basements against flooding, 1392 01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:46,708 inject the molds with expandable urethane foam, 1393 01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:48,125 like the stuff they squirt in the walls 1394 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,041 for insulation. 1395 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,208 Wham-o. 1396 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,875 Repeatable lightweight modular sections. 1397 01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,958 They're really easy to throw around. 1398 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,791 Those are x-wings, part of a small fleet of battleships 1399 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,958 used by the Rebel Alliance to fight the Empire. 1400 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,291 There's the escape capsules, right over here. 1401 01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:06,208 And over here, we've got the-- 1402 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,958 we've got the Millennium Falcon. 1403 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,958 It belongs to a space pirate named Han Solo 1404 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,958 and his Wookie, Chewbacca. 1405 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,166 That's the rebel blockade runner, right here. 1406 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,625 And where are we? 1407 01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:20,291 Over here, we've got the Star Destroyer. 1408 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:24,500 And here is Luke's Land Speeder. 1409 01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,125 Now, that's Luke, destroyed C-3PO, 1410 01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:28,541 and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1411 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,458 Wait, that's the Bionic Man action figure. 1412 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,875 Yeah, don't-- don't tell anybody. 1413 01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,708 We're making this whole movie out of things 1414 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,500 you could find lying around your garage. 1415 01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:36,666 That's so cool. 1416 01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,500 Over here, we have our breakaway models. 1417 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,875 They're made from a brittle resin 1418 01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:41,125 which explodes really nicely. 1419 01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:42,125 Go ahead, break it. 1420 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,125 No, no, no, no, no. 1421 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,333 Here, check it out. 1422 01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,291 No, no, no, no, what are you doing? 1423 01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,958 Cool, huh? 1424 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,500 I can fix this. 1425 01:09:50,541 --> 01:09:53,458 Now, understand a lot of the blue screens 1426 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,791 still aren't composited. 1427 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:56,666 There's no music or sound effects yet. 1428 01:09:56,708 --> 01:09:59,500 It's still got a British from "World War II," and stuff 1429 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,333 from "Dam Busters" and "633 Squadron" 1430 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:05,041 standing in for the dogfight scenes. 1431 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:09,041 And this is our screening room. 1432 01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:12,416 [dramatic music] 1433 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,291 Everyone's fixed up. 1434 01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:54,000 And then, and suddenly, they all turn around, 1435 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,958 and this huge crowd of hundreds of Rebel pilots 1436 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,458 give him a standing ovation. 1437 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,125 And that's it. 1438 01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:03,291 That's the end. 1439 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,875 OK. 1440 01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:08,333 So I just have one-- one question for you. 1441 01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:09,666 Go ahead. 1442 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,125 What the hell were those hundreds 1443 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,291 of other Rebel pilots doing while their pals were 1444 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,458 getting their asses kicked attacking the Death Star? 1445 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,458 I don't know. 1446 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,708 Who cares? 1447 01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,708 I'm telling you, when this movie comes out, 1448 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,833 it's going to be like Woodstock. 1449 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,000 I'm thinking Nerdstock. 1450 01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:30,541 When and where does this thing come out? 1451 01:11:30,583 --> 01:11:35,666 May 25th at theaters everywhere! 1452 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:38,125 You really met Steven Spielberg? 1453 01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:40,291 Yeah, I really did. 1454 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:42,458 Did you show him your "Planet of the Apes" movie? 1455 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:43,625 No. 1456 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:44,833 Good. 1457 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,458 Oh, man we have to go opening night. 1458 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,375 We have to. 1459 01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:48,333 Why? 1460 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:54,541 Go see this movie again when it comes out. 1461 01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,458 See it opening day, first show. 1462 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,541 If it doesn't make you jump in your car 1463 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,000 and drive like hell to get back out here, then maybe 1464 01:12:01,041 --> 01:12:03,500 I'm wrong about you. 1465 01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:05,041 But I don't think I am. 1466 01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:09,625 Um, hi. 1467 01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:12,250 Pat Johnson says your center speaker's distorting again. 1468 01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:16,083 OK, bye. 1469 01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,666 Come on, do it. 1470 01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:20,708 No, I'm eating popcorn. 1471 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,333 The butter ought to make it easier. 1472 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:23,833 What are you guys talking about? 1473 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:25,875 Robin can stick her entire fist in her mouth. 1474 01:12:25,916 --> 01:12:27,291 Don't ask her to prove it, though, 1475 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,625 even with something smaller. 1476 01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:30,291 I could put my entire fist in your mouth. 1477 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,708 Well, now we're starting something. 1478 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:32,791 OK, OK. Shh. 1479 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,125 Please refrain from talking-- 1480 01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:35,791 Pat, there's no one else in the theater. 1481 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:36,666 This might be it, Bill. 1482 01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:37,791 What? 1483 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:39,208 You say that every time. 1484 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:42,000 And every time, we end up staring in awe struck wonder 1485 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,208 at the coming attractions to "Logan's Run," or "Breaker 1486 01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:47,458 Breaker" starring Chuck Norris. 1487 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,625 I like Chuck Norris. 1488 01:12:48,666 --> 01:12:50,250 [music playing] 1489 01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:53,708 And really, Pat, if this "Space Wars" thing is so great, then 1490 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:57,041 why hasn't there been any hoopla about it? 1491 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:58,625 - It's "Star Wars." - Hoopla? 1492 01:12:58,666 --> 01:12:59,791 Know what I think? 1493 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,166 You're making this "Space Wars" thing up. 1494 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:02,625 It's "Star Wars," and why would I? 1495 01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,500 So you had something to tell people about your trip 1496 01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:05,833 to Hollywood other than, I blew it. 1497 01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,083 I didn't blow it, Bill. 1498 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,666 You met Steven Spielberg and Douglas Trumbull, 1499 01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:09,791 and you came back. 1500 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,291 Why come back if you didn't blow it? 1501 01:13:11,333 --> 01:13:12,500 Are you serious? 1502 01:13:12,541 --> 01:13:13,791 You're having one of your fake fights. 1503 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:14,958 You're wasting your time. 1504 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000 Why did I come back? 1505 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:17,166 I came back to finish high school. 1506 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,208 The guy who directed "Jaws." 1507 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:19,291 You're acting like you knew that? 1508 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,625 I told you that. 1509 01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:21,958 I'm too busy watching the coming attractions 1510 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,291 to "Space Wars." 1511 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,458 It's "Star--" what? 1512 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:30,625 [explosions] 1513 01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:31,666 He's moving too fast! 1514 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:32,958 It's an epic of heroes-- 1515 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,500 [explosions] 1516 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:41,791 --villains, aliens from 1,000 worlds. 1517 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,333 [grunting] 1518 01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:45,958 [lightsaber igniting] 1519 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,208 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1520 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,958 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1521 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,000 [explosion] 1522 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,375 Oh, my god. 1523 01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,958 What do you mean, "Oh, my god?" 1524 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,791 That was the goofiest thing I've ever seen. 1525 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,125 May 25th? 1526 01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:07,125 That's like a month from now. 1527 01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:08,458 I know. 1528 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,666 No, Pat, you don't. 1529 01:14:14,833 --> 01:14:17,291 [upbeat music] 1530 01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:21,000 [vocalizing] 1531 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:26,958 I have you now. 1532 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,625 [vocalizing] 1533 01:14:28,666 --> 01:14:30,291 Oh, right, like I'd waste my time on 1534 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,458 some dorky sci-fi movie. 1535 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,583 Oh, so you don't have 1536 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,291 your little "Star Trek" parties anymore? 1537 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,625 Shut up. 1538 01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:37,625 You probably shouldn't see "Star Wars" anyway. 1539 01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:38,791 Oh, why is that? 1540 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,458 Well, there's this thing in it called 1541 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,041 the Death Star, which could take out 1542 01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:43,541 the Enterprise with one shot. 1543 01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,625 The Enterprise has deflector shields. 1544 01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:52,291 [laughter] 1545 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,208 [lasers firing] 1546 01:15:00,833 --> 01:15:02,833 [car crash] 1547 01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:04,125 [phone ringing] 1548 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,458 Bud's Garage. 1549 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,625 Again? 1550 01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:10,541 Bill, I'll find a way to pay for it. 1551 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:11,666 What? 1552 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,291 No, no I don't get paid by the pile. 1553 01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:14,333 Patrick! 1554 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:15,500 I'll call you back. 1555 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,625 What? 1556 01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:18,166 Your friends are here. 1557 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,000 Hey. 1558 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,458 Hey. 1559 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:30,791 I heard about your car. 1560 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:32,375 Yeah. 1561 01:15:32,416 --> 01:15:35,375 Look, we got off to a bad start, and I 1562 01:15:35,416 --> 01:15:38,625 was thinking, if you and Linda are 1563 01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:42,500 going to be getting married, or whatever, 1564 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:44,125 you're going to need money. 1565 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:45,125 OK. 1566 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,541 So? 1567 01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:49,041 So Tony thinks his dad would be willing to fix 1568 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,625 your car for free. 1569 01:15:51,666 --> 01:15:53,333 Linda, being family and all. 1570 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:57,666 [music playing] 1571 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:04,541 Cut. 1572 01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,625 Ah. 1573 01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:06,833 Do you mind? 1574 01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:08,958 No, I don't mind bringing in the groceries 1575 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,291 even though it's your turn. 1576 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,166 Bill, you don't need to check the mirror 1577 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,166 with your whole head. 1578 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,375 Just glance with your eyes. 1579 01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:17,458 I was trying to show concern. 1580 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,041 Hey, you should be concerned. 1581 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:21,125 The corn's moving about 3,000 miles an hour. 1582 01:16:21,166 --> 01:16:22,166 Excuse me? 1583 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,041 Corn's going by too fast. 1584 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,458 The corn can never go by too fast. 1585 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,458 You know what? This is stupid. 1586 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,500 What's stupid? 1587 01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:31,666 This whole movie thing. 1588 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:33,000 What do you think, one of these movies 1589 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:34,125 is going to be seen by anyone 1590 01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,208 other than you, me, and your mom? 1591 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:36,625 Bill. 1592 01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,458 You think having a premiere at the Public Library 1593 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,041 is going to get you noticed in Hollywood? 1594 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,291 OK, Bill, I'm sorry I said you're corny. 1595 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,291 You're a good actor. 1596 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,291 No, I'm not. I'm terrible. 1597 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,666 But at least I know it. 1598 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:47,500 Well, if you know you're so terrible, 1599 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:48,791 why do you keep doing it? 1600 01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:50,166 Because it used to be fun. 1601 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:51,541 Why do you keep doing it? 1602 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,625 Because you certainly aren't having any fun. 1603 01:16:53,666 --> 01:16:55,208 [engine revving] 1604 01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:57,916 And when you're not having fun, you are definitely not fun. 1605 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,208 I do it because I'm not terrible. 1606 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,458 I'm just here. 1607 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,375 Oh, so it's here that's the problem? 1608 01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,625 Here meaning all your well-meaning but talentless 1609 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,291 friends holding you back, right? 1610 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:12,833 No. 1611 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:16,125 Fine, go to Hollywood so you can be not terrible there. 1612 01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,750 See how far that gets you. 1613 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:27,625 [radio alarm] 1614 01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:28,875 [music playing] 1615 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:33,458 [SINGING] Music radio WLS Chicago. 1616 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,833 Don't be alarmed. 1617 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:37,375 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1618 01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,958 "Star War" starts today at select theaters. 1619 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,125 Rated PG. 1620 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,708 Parental guidance suggested. 1621 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,291 [bell ringing] 1622 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:53,000 Good morning Mr. And Miss Warren High School. 1623 01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:55,125 And all geeks sitting on top of the buses, 1624 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:58,958 looking into the girls' locker rooms. 1625 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,125 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes. 1626 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,291 And these are your morning announcements for-- 1627 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:05,958 [TOGETHER] May 25, 1977. 1628 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,041 The menu today-- 1629 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,458 A day that will live in infamy. 1630 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:12,000 [upbeat music] 1631 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,833 All right, kids. 1632 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:17,208 I'd like to send a special message to the entire Warren 1633 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:18,791 family. 1634 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:22,458 Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks, cheerleaders, Devilettes, 1635 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,458 chess club members, valedictorians, thespians, 1636 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,666 lesbians. 1637 01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,958 Can he say lesbians on the morning announcements? 1638 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,625 No, he cannot. 1639 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:36,291 Today is the last day of life as we know it on this planet. 1640 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:39,833 Today, a new and golden age lies upon us. 1641 01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:42,500 Today is the day that every last character name, scene 1642 01:18:42,541 --> 01:18:44,708 description, and vocal sound effect 1643 01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,291 you've heard from these past few months 1644 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,458 will entirely make sense. 1645 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,500 Open the door, Holmes. 1646 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,375 Don't be alarmed. 1647 01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,000 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1648 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:57,958 Very bad, very bad. 1649 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,625 Don't be scared. 1650 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:02,291 It's only an Imperial Cruiser making the jump to lightspeed. 1651 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,291 [lasers shooting] 1652 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,791 Relax. 1653 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,125 It's only a movie, and it's all for fun. 1654 01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:09,791 Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present-- 1655 01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,875 When I find it, and I will-- 1656 01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,125 "Star Wars." 1657 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,958 Enjoy, lap it up, monkeys. 1658 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,125 Parental guidance suggested. 1659 01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:23,500 It starts today at theaters everywhere. 1660 01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,625 Everyone meet at the Genesee at 3:00 PM. 1661 01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:28,875 The first 40 people to show up get in free! 1662 01:19:28,916 --> 01:19:32,666 [upbeat music] 1663 01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:40,166 [bell ringing] 1664 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:46,458 [clears throat] Ah. 1665 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,625 Ah. 1666 01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:49,083 What are you doing here? 1667 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,291 Linda had a conniption fit because she had work for me 1668 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,375 today. 1669 01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:54,166 So Dr. Kallen let her off the hook, 1670 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:55,875 even though I called in sick. 1671 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,500 So where's Linda? 1672 01:19:57,541 --> 01:19:58,791 She went to the mall. 1673 01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,333 She said she had to buy something 1674 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,000 nice to wear for big event. 1675 01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:08,166 Is that your brother? 1676 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,458 Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM. 1677 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,458 - Come on. - No. 1678 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,125 We've got to go, guys. 1679 01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,291 "Star Wars." 1680 01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,625 Never mind. 1681 01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:16,875 Ah, hey. 1682 01:20:16,916 --> 01:20:17,875 Come on, guys. 1683 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:18,958 We got to go. 1684 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,208 "Star Wars," 3:00 PM. 1685 01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:23,333 Where's Bill? 1686 01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:26,000 He's hiding in his car. 1687 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,208 Hey, guys, don't forget there's a party at my house 1688 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:29,791 tonight, 6:00. 1689 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,791 Thanks, Ann. 1690 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:31,833 That's great. 1691 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,208 Drive, Bill. 1692 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,291 Just drive. 1693 01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:42,500 I'll need your park ID. 1694 01:20:42,541 --> 01:20:43,666 Can he do that? 1695 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:44,958 Uh huh. 1696 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,833 Do you realize what you just did? 1697 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,666 Yeah, I got my severance pay, which is more 1698 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,125 than I would have gotten if I I'd 1699 01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:51,791 worked for another month, which means 1700 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:53,708 I can now pay for the first 40 people to show up. 1701 01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:57,291 Oh, shit. 1702 01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:58,791 Oh, now you realize what you just did. 1703 01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,125 No, it's 2:14. 1704 01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:02,375 Time flies when you're throwing your life away. 1705 01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:03,791 No, I mean I got to cash this. 1706 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:04,875 So we'll cash it. 1707 01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:06,333 The theater's 15 minutes that way. 1708 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,125 My bank is 15 minutes the other way. 1709 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:09,375 Pat, relax. 1710 01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:11,166 My dad will cash your check at the station. 1711 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:12,291 It's five minutes away. 1712 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,791 Sign it over to him. 1713 01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:16,208 I'll go get the cash and meet you at the mall at 2:45. 1714 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:18,666 But, no, it takes 15 minutes to get to the theater. 1715 01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,458 We can get there in 10. 1716 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,166 That gives 5 to buy your popcorn, 1717 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:25,000 talk to manager into selling you the poster with all the money 1718 01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:27,458 you won't have, and still find the exact acoustical center 1719 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,458 of the theater, OK? 1720 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,500 OK. 1721 01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:34,791 Slow down, you're going to get all sweaty. 1722 01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,625 Girls hate that. 1723 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:39,041 It's not like there's going to be a line around the block 1724 01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,000 to get in. 1725 01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:41,000 Hey. 1726 01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:42,791 Oh, hey. 1727 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:44,333 Hey. 1728 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:45,625 What are you doing here? 1729 01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:47,166 Picking you up. 1730 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,791 Bill's meeting us at 2:45. 1731 01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:50,791 What? 1732 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:51,875 I can't go. 1733 01:21:51,916 --> 01:21:53,166 Why not? 1734 01:21:53,208 --> 01:21:55,041 Mom needs me to take Misty to the vet. 1735 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:57,958 Oh, we'll take her afterwards. 1736 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,291 Tony is giving me a ride. 1737 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,625 Why? 1738 01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:03,125 My car's in the shop. 1739 01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:04,208 Again? 1740 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,375 Yeah, again. 1741 01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:09,458 Wow, that's-- that's convenient. 1742 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,208 What's that supposed to mean? 1743 01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:12,625 Well, let's see. 1744 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,041 First, Tony's dad can't seem to find the left front 1745 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:16,958 Fender for a Ford Pinto for over a month. 1746 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,333 And then after managing to finally scrape together 1747 01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,625 enough money to pay him. 1748 01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,625 He tells me he's been charging me a storage fee 1749 01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:24,333 on top of the original amount. 1750 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,666 And now your car's back in the shop, 1751 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:29,458 and suddenly Tony is the only one left with a car that works, 1752 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,166 which you have to go back to your house in, 1753 01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:32,458 with your new underwear. 1754 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,041 And no, can you tell me what's wrong? 1755 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:35,333 Yeah, I can. 1756 01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:37,500 You don't know when to stop thinking. 1757 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:41,875 What? 1758 01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:42,958 Wait. 1759 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,458 Wait, what? 1760 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,791 I'm the proud owner of a brain refined by 6 million years 1761 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,125 of evolution. 1762 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:49,791 How am I supposed to stop thinking? 1763 01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:51,041 Try feeling. 1764 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:52,291 Oh, come on. 1765 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:53,625 Wait, wait, wait. 1766 01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:55,041 Don't touch me. 1767 01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:56,791 I'm sorry. 1768 01:22:56,833 --> 01:23:01,458 Don't even talk to me, and don't call me either. 1769 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,958 Wait, don't leave. 1770 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,125 Don't leave. 1771 01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:05,458 Come on. 1772 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:07,458 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "DAY AFTER DAY"] 1773 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,375 Don't leave. 1774 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:21,666 [SINGING] Gaze at the sky and picture 1775 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:26,958 a memory of days in your life you 1776 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:35,791 knew what it meant to be happy and free with time 1777 01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:37,333 on your side. 1778 01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:47,958 Remember your daddy when no one was wiser. 1779 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:55,541 Your ma used to say that you would go farther than he ever 1780 01:23:55,583 --> 01:24:01,125 could with time on your side. 1781 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,541 [robot malfunctioning] 1782 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,958 [SINGING] Think of a boy with the stars in his eyes. 1783 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,333 I said I'd meet you here. 1784 01:24:11,375 --> 01:24:13,333 I didn't say I'd go to bed with you. 1785 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:15,666 Why would you agree to meet me in a hotel room room 1786 01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:17,541 if you weren't going to go to bed with me? 1787 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,500 I can't believe you're being such a bitch. 1788 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,791 Hey, open this door. 1789 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:25,625 [SINGING] Sadly you'd say someday, someday. 1790 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:28,041 What the hell do you want? 1791 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:30,916 I want you to leave my sister alone, you punk. 1792 01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,625 OK. 1793 01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:34,625 [SINGING] But-- 1794 01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:35,958 [smack] 1795 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,166 [SINGING] --day after day, the show must go on. 1796 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:41,625 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1797 01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:45,791 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1798 01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:47,791 [crash] 1799 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:53,125 [SINGING] Any castles in Spain. 1800 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:56,041 The chance had gone by. 1801 01:24:56,083 --> 01:25:00,000 [explosions] 1802 01:25:00,041 --> 01:25:02,041 Hey! 1803 01:25:02,083 --> 01:25:03,166 She's ready to go! 1804 01:25:03,208 --> 01:25:04,833 [SINGING] With nothing to say-- 1805 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,458 When you got the dough. 1806 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:09,458 [SINGING] --and no one to say it to. 1807 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:12,000 Nothing has changed. 1808 01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:16,500 You still got it all to do. 1809 01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:23,708 Surely, you know the chance has gone by. 1810 01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,916 [car horn] 1811 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,333 So did you see it? 1812 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:31,625 No. 1813 01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:34,458 I thought you were going to be first in line. 1814 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,125 Things got messed up. 1815 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,500 What happened? 1816 01:25:38,541 --> 01:25:41,833 Dodgeball accident, then I missed the bus. 1817 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,625 And next thing I know, it starts raining, 1818 01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,375 and Jody saw me walking home. 1819 01:25:46,416 --> 01:25:48,833 You should have run him over. 1820 01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:50,958 What's wrong with her? 1821 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,958 She's 16. 1822 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,458 She's a girl. 1823 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,791 Plus, she hates me. 1824 01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,125 She doesn't hate you. 1825 01:25:57,166 --> 01:25:59,291 I do so. 1826 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,125 If she hated you, why would she drive you home? 1827 01:26:02,166 --> 01:26:07,000 So she could enjoy not driving me to the theater. 1828 01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:08,458 Can I borrow the van? 1829 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,458 Eric took it down to O'Hare. 1830 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,875 What for? 1831 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:14,291 To ship a dog I sold some people in Atlanta. 1832 01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:16,375 They wired the money, thank God. 1833 01:26:16,416 --> 01:26:18,833 Great. 1834 01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:21,125 Could I borrow $200? 1835 01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:22,291 I don't know. 1836 01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:23,875 When you walked by the runs did you 1837 01:26:23,916 --> 01:26:25,333 notice 2 million piles of poop? 1838 01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:27,125 What the heck do you need $200 for? 1839 01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:30,791 To pay for 40 of my friends to get in to see "Star Wars." 1840 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:33,541 You know, they say if you have three good friends 1841 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,458 in your entire life you're a very lucky-- 1842 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,958 Mom, this is really serious. 1843 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,000 I need to get as many people as I can to the Genesee 1844 01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:44,291 Theater, especially me. 1845 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,958 Well, it stopped raining. 1846 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,958 Why don't you ride your bike down to the theater? 1847 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000 No, I sold my bike to buy film for "Requiem 1848 01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:53,125 for the Planet of the Apes," remember? 1849 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,291 What about Eric's bike? 1850 01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:56,625 Reshoots. 1851 01:26:56,666 --> 01:26:58,708 OK, what about Jody's bike? 1852 01:26:58,750 --> 01:26:59,791 It's pink. 1853 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:00,791 It's here. 1854 01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:01,791 It's got tassels. 1855 01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:03,458 It's got wheels. 1856 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:06,125 It's got a lock. 1857 01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:07,666 You can use my bike. 1858 01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:14,583 [chatter] 1859 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,833 Hey, can you hold on to this for a sec? 1860 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:32,000 Hey. 1861 01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:33,125 Hey, Pat. 1862 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,333 I was just heading out to find you. 1863 01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,291 Where the hell have you been? 1864 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,291 Jeez, will you relax? 1865 01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:37,791 Relax? 1866 01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,041 I missed the 3:00 PM showing of Star Wars because of you, 1867 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:41,333 and the 5:15, and the 7:30. 1868 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,666 And the 9:45 starts at 25 minutes, 1869 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,666 and it takes 20 minutes to get to the Genesee Theater. 1870 01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:46,666 Will you calm down? 1871 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:47,791 It's the damn movie. 1872 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,125 No, it's not just a damn movie. 1873 01:27:49,166 --> 01:27:50,875 I've waited my whole life to see this movie. 1874 01:27:50,916 --> 01:27:53,041 You've been waiting your whole life to get laid too, 1875 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,958 but I don't see a yelling at Linda Altastiniac. 1876 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,041 OK, you know what? 1877 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:57,375 Forget it. 1878 01:27:57,416 --> 01:27:58,458 I'll go by myself. 1879 01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,458 Just give me my check, OK? 1880 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:00,833 It's in my glove compartment. 1881 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,208 I parked like a mile away. 1882 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:04,333 Besides, what good is it going to do 1883 01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,625 without a place to cash it, and without me to take you there? 1884 01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:08,166 Why didn't you cash it before? 1885 01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:09,583 Why didn't you come back? 1886 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:16,208 Remember that night last fall, when Robin gave you a ride home? 1887 01:28:18,916 --> 01:28:20,291 Yeah. 1888 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:21,625 She came over later. 1889 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,708 She was really drunk. 1890 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:28,166 She told me, if I didn't want to marry her, 1891 01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:31,625 there was a guy she knew that would. 1892 01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:33,458 Bill. 1893 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:36,666 I didn't come back because I found out who that guy is. 1894 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,791 Look, just hang here for a little while. 1895 01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,125 Let me try to figure this out with Robin, 1896 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,000 and I'll take you to the midnight show. 1897 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,500 [phone ringing] 1898 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,333 Hey, Pat. 1899 01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:10,458 Hey, Donny. 1900 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,875 How was "Star Wars?" 1901 01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,958 It was great. 1902 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,166 Yeah, it was great, in fact, that I went 1903 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:22,791 to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show. 1904 01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:24,833 I mean, later I'm going to the 9:45. 1905 01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:27,916 Hey, what is this movie about? 1906 01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:33,916 [vocalizing] 1907 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:38,041 What's with Johnson? 1908 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:40,791 And R2-D2's bouncing around going [vocalizing].. 1909 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,458 A smudge mark on her boob is gone, 1910 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,833 and her hair's all different, and she hands Luke and Han 1911 01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:46,125 medals. 1912 01:29:46,166 --> 01:29:48,000 And everybody turns around, and literally 1913 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,708 this crowd, hundreds of rebel soldiers, 1914 01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:51,291 all give him a standing ovation. 1915 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,333 And that's the end. 1916 01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:56,291 All right. 1917 01:29:56,333 --> 01:29:58,291 So I just have one question. 1918 01:29:58,333 --> 01:29:59,458 What? 1919 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,375 What the hell are you on? 1920 01:30:01,416 --> 01:30:03,333 [laughter] 1921 01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:08,166 Fine, fine, laugh it up, laugh it up. 1922 01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:10,500 But in a few days, you'll all be going up 1923 01:30:10,541 --> 01:30:14,000 to the door of the art, and just pounding on it and screaming, 1924 01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:16,041 "let me in, let me in!" 1925 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:20,333 [MUSIC - LEON RUSSELL, "STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND"] 1926 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:31,125 [SINGING] How many miles will it take to see the sun? 1927 01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:37,500 And how many years till it's done? 1928 01:30:37,541 --> 01:30:42,875 Kiss my confusion away in the night. 1929 01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:45,041 Lay by my side till the morning comes. 1930 01:30:45,083 --> 01:30:47,041 Hey. 1931 01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,666 What the hell was that look for? 1932 01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:51,458 What the hell were you doing making out with Doreen Blandis? 1933 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,791 I thought you said you were going 1934 01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:54,291 to work things out with Robin. 1935 01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:56,166 Yeah, well I also said I'd get you to your movie, 1936 01:30:56,208 --> 01:30:57,458 and I'm going to get you there. 1937 01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,666 So come on. Let's go. 1938 01:31:00,750 --> 01:31:02,791 [SINGING] Strangers in a strange land. 1939 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:08,000 Hey, Moon Watcher, you can't get there from here, 1940 01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:09,791 this ain't Cape Kennedy. 1941 01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:11,791 And it sure as hell ain't Hollywood. 1942 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:14,333 It's just Gurney. 1943 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:15,958 I'm not even from Gurney. 1944 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,458 I'm from Wadsworth, population 750, the edge 1945 01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,166 of the edge of nowhere. 1946 01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:23,125 Hey, a lot of famous people came from the edge 1947 01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,125 of the edge of nowhere. 1948 01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:28,375 Ray Bradberry grew up in Waukegan, and Jack Benny. 1949 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:30,291 And Marlon Brando went to high school 1950 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,125 right over in Libertyville. 1951 01:31:32,166 --> 01:31:33,458 Yeah, and where are they now? 1952 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:35,500 Ray Bradbury, California. 1953 01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:36,958 Jack Benny, California. 1954 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,375 Marlon Brando. 1955 01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:39,375 Tahiti! 1956 01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:40,375 Woo-hoo! 1957 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,458 Woo-hoo! 1958 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,458 Yeah! 1959 01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,458 [splash] 1960 01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:44,541 What? 1961 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,041 Is this how you want to live? 1962 01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:48,333 What, in a big house with a bunch of people having fun? 1963 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,458 Sure. 1964 01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,125 Yeah, but what are you going to do? 1965 01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:52,666 What are you going to be? 1966 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,166 What do you want from the one shot that you get at living? 1967 01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:57,666 I don't know, money, a big house, a wife and 2.3 kids. 1968 01:31:57,708 --> 01:31:59,000 I have no fucking idea. 1969 01:31:59,041 --> 01:32:00,375 Bullshit. 1970 01:32:00,416 --> 01:32:02,125 You want to make people laugh. 1971 01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,125 That's what you want. 1972 01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:04,208 That's who you are. 1973 01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,333 OK, Pat. 1974 01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:10,125 Let's do our fight thing. 1975 01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:11,291 Ready, ready? 1976 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,291 No. 1977 01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,458 Now. 1978 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,958 You want to be an actor or comedian. 1979 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,125 No, I don't. 1980 01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:17,833 That's what you want me to be so you 1981 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:20,125 can feel like you're not the only one chasing 1982 01:32:20,166 --> 01:32:21,791 after an impossible dream. 1983 01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:22,791 React. 1984 01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:23,791 Oh. 1985 01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:24,833 But you're lying. 1986 01:32:24,875 --> 01:32:26,958 That's all you've ever wanted. 1987 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,291 And yet-- but you're too afraid of failing to try. 1988 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:30,625 Oh. 1989 01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:32,291 You hit me in the forehead, man. 1990 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:33,625 I didn't hit you. 1991 01:32:33,666 --> 01:32:34,625 Yeah, you did. 1992 01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:35,875 No, I didn't. 1993 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:38,375 Oh, so you-- you act like you don't care. 1994 01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:39,958 Shut up and fight. 1995 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,833 Come on. 1996 01:32:43,833 --> 01:32:47,291 You go along with the rest of the herd that 1997 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:50,208 needs to believe that being intelligent and having hopes 1998 01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:52,625 and dreams is for nerds, or geeks, or dorks. 1999 01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:55,541 But inside, you know it isn't. 2000 01:32:55,583 --> 01:32:56,791 Come on. 2001 01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:57,875 Cut it out, man. 2002 01:32:57,916 --> 01:33:00,291 What do you care what I do, huh? 2003 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,541 What are you still hanging around for? 2004 01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:03,541 Just go. 2005 01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:04,791 They do this all the time. 2006 01:33:04,833 --> 01:33:06,125 What are you waiting for? 2007 01:33:06,166 --> 01:33:07,458 I'm waiting for you. 2008 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:09,666 Why? 2009 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:12,125 You don't need me to drive you to California. 2010 01:33:12,166 --> 01:33:14,791 You don't even need me to drive you to the Genesee Theater. 2011 01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:17,125 Shit, Pat, you could have walked there and back five times 2012 01:33:17,166 --> 01:33:18,375 today. 2013 01:33:18,416 --> 01:33:19,708 I'm not the one who's afraid here. 2014 01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,333 It's you, man. 2015 01:33:21,375 --> 01:33:23,958 You're afraid you're going to go see this movie and everything 2016 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,375 will be the same. 2017 01:33:25,416 --> 01:33:27,625 You'll still be Pat Johnson making his little movies 2018 01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:28,625 in his backyard. 2019 01:33:28,666 --> 01:33:29,625 They're not little. 2020 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,166 Oh. 2021 01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:35,000 [chatter] 2022 01:33:35,041 --> 01:33:36,541 We've just got a big backyard. 2023 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,875 Pretty good right hook too. 2024 01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:43,166 Orson Welles. 2025 01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:44,625 What? 2026 01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:46,875 Orson Welles grew up in Kenosha. 2027 01:33:46,916 --> 01:33:50,041 That's like 10 miles from here. 2028 01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:52,500 Oh, it doesn't matter where he grew up. 2029 01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:53,833 OK? 2030 01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:56,041 What matters is that he's not sitting around 2031 01:33:56,083 --> 01:33:58,625 some house full of people who don't care about anything 2032 01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:01,000 but getting stoned so they can forget about the fact 2033 01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:03,333 that they're going to spend the rest of their lives 2034 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:05,791 wondering why the hell they're still here. 2035 01:34:05,833 --> 01:34:08,625 I mean, really, somebody, anybody, do something new, 2036 01:34:08,666 --> 01:34:10,458 do something interesting. 2037 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,791 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE 2038 01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:14,000 YOU"] 2039 01:34:14,041 --> 01:34:15,791 [SINGING] I wouldn't want to be like you. 2040 01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:16,791 Whoa, I don't care-- 2041 01:34:16,833 --> 01:34:18,166 OK. 2042 01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:20,333 [SINGING] --what you do. 2043 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:23,000 I wouldn't want to-- 2044 01:34:23,041 --> 01:34:25,083 I wouldn't want to be like you. 2045 01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:32,166 I wouldn't want to be like you. 2046 01:34:32,208 --> 01:34:33,166 Oh. 2047 01:34:33,208 --> 01:34:35,166 Oh, man. 2048 01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,875 Marry me. 2049 01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:39,500 [laughter] 2050 01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:48,583 Did you just get engaged? 2051 01:34:51,083 --> 01:34:52,833 [mumbling] 2052 01:35:00,708 --> 01:35:01,666 [scream] 2053 01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,333 What time is it? 2054 01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:07,833 9:55. 2055 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:16,791 Why do you want everyone to see this movie so bad? 2056 01:35:16,833 --> 01:35:17,833 I don't know. 2057 01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:19,041 I guess it's just-- 2058 01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:21,833 if everyone sees it, and everyone likes it, 2059 01:35:21,875 --> 01:35:25,958 then I won't be the only sci-fi movie geek in town anymore. 2060 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,791 Pat, if every person in town loved this movie, 2061 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:31,166 you would still be alone because to everybody else, 2062 01:35:31,208 --> 01:35:33,958 movies are something to do when you're tired of real life. 2063 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,958 To you, real life is something to do when you're 2064 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,625 tired of watching movies. 2065 01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,291 But I'm never tired of watching movies. 2066 01:35:39,333 --> 01:35:40,791 My point exactly. 2067 01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:43,666 Some people live to work, other people work to live. 2068 01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:46,625 Yeah, well I'm going to do both because, unlike everybody 2069 01:35:46,666 --> 01:35:49,791 else around here, I'm going to love what I do for a living. 2070 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:51,125 How do you know? 2071 01:35:51,166 --> 01:35:52,875 Well, because I've always known. 2072 01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,458 I started making movies when I was nine years old. 2073 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,125 Why? 2074 01:35:57,166 --> 01:35:58,625 Why what? 2075 01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:00,208 Why did you start making them when you were nine? 2076 01:36:00,250 --> 01:36:01,666 Why that age in particular? 2077 01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:03,958 Because-- I don't know. 2078 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,958 What the hell kind of question is that? 2079 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:09,125 You started making movies to keep your family together. 2080 01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:10,791 What? 2081 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,000 Like it or not, that's the truth. 2082 01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,625 You are so full of shit. 2083 01:36:13,666 --> 01:36:14,875 Where do you come up with that crap? 2084 01:36:14,916 --> 01:36:16,125 Advanced placement psychology. 2085 01:36:16,166 --> 01:36:17,291 You were my term paper. 2086 01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:18,791 Come on, Pat. 2087 01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,125 Your parents start talking divorce, 2088 01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:21,041 you start making movies. 2089 01:36:21,083 --> 01:36:22,125 Why? 2090 01:36:22,166 --> 01:36:23,208 Because I like to. 2091 01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,875 You did it to get their attention. 2092 01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:26,625 So they'd have something else to think about, 2093 01:36:26,666 --> 01:36:28,958 like you had something other than them that made you happy. 2094 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:30,791 You figured, if they saw they were losing you, 2095 01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:32,125 maybe they'd stop fighting. 2096 01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:34,458 Sorry, Sigmund, but you're wrong on this one, OK? 2097 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:35,500 So what happens? 2098 01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:36,958 Your mom fawns over every frame, 2099 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,333 thinks every shot is wonderful. 2100 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:39,541 And you know it's not true. 2101 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:40,791 So you start to distrust her. 2102 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:42,041 She's not leveling with you. 2103 01:36:42,083 --> 01:36:43,791 She's just treating you like her little baby 2104 01:36:43,833 --> 01:36:44,958 that needs protecting. 2105 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,458 And your dad, who's drunk half the time, 2106 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,958 can only see you as his younger self 2107 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,125 who wanted to be an artist 2108 01:36:49,166 --> 01:36:50,333 till his dad threatened to disown him 2109 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:51,708 if he didn't go to med school, right? 2110 01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:53,458 So here you come with your first little Super 2111 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,375 8 "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what does he do? 2112 01:36:55,416 --> 01:36:56,458 OK, Donny. 2113 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:57,666 He shits all over it. 2114 01:36:57,708 --> 01:36:59,291 OK, Donny, enough. 2115 01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:01,125 It looks like a model. You ever hear of focus? 2116 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:03,166 And they invented tripods for a reason, you know? 2117 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,125 And how about this little gem, is that like a Charlton Heston? 2118 01:37:06,166 --> 01:37:08,708 It looked like a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 2119 01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:10,875 You were a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 2120 01:37:10,916 --> 01:37:12,375 Donnie, shut up, OK? Just shut up. 2121 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,625 Fine, as soon as you admit 2122 01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:15,291 the real reason you want to make movies. 2123 01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:17,625 Because it cuts through all the stupid high school social caste 2124 01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:18,625 system bullshit, OK? 2125 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,291 OK. 2126 01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:22,458 It gets past all those stupid goddamn armor everyone wears. 2127 01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:23,625 Go on. 2128 01:37:23,666 --> 01:37:25,166 When you're watching a movie, you're 2129 01:37:25,208 --> 01:37:27,291 sitting with 500 people who wouldn't even sit next to you 2130 01:37:27,333 --> 01:37:28,458 in lunch. 2131 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,333 And you're laughing at the same jokes, 2132 01:37:30,375 --> 01:37:32,375 and crying at the same painful moments, 2133 01:37:32,416 --> 01:37:34,125 and you're jumping at the same scares. 2134 01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:36,458 There aren't any cliques in the movie theater. 2135 01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:39,666 There aren't any jocks, or geeks, or nerds, or brains, OK? 2136 01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:41,291 And as long as it's dark, and there's 2137 01:37:41,333 --> 01:37:43,166 something you've never seen before on the screen, 2138 01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:46,500 it's like you're family, where nobody 2139 01:37:46,541 --> 01:37:49,666 yells or fights or leaves. 2140 01:37:53,916 --> 01:37:55,166 Oh, shit. 2141 01:37:57,750 --> 01:37:59,333 You know, years from now, are you 2142 01:37:59,375 --> 01:38:01,333 going to pay someone hundreds of dollars 2143 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,625 to do what I just did for free? 2144 01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:06,000 [laughter] 2145 01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:10,791 Congratulations. It's a fist. 2146 01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:11,791 [laughter] 2147 01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:13,291 You've got her hand out? 2148 01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,958 Oh, no problem with that. 2149 01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,833 Doctor gave her a little muscle relaxant. 2150 01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:26,375 Here. 2151 01:38:26,416 --> 01:38:28,125 You may need just for the drool. 2152 01:38:28,166 --> 01:38:29,500 [laughter] 2153 01:38:32,708 --> 01:38:35,041 What? 2154 01:38:35,083 --> 01:38:36,666 Come on, I'll take you home. 2155 01:38:36,708 --> 01:38:38,208 Wait, what about "Star Wars?" 2156 01:38:38,250 --> 01:38:40,000 Gah! 2157 01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:42,958 It's dark in the theater. 2158 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,500 [music playing] 2159 01:38:44,541 --> 01:38:48,625 [SINGING] Music Radio WLS Chicago. 2160 01:38:48,666 --> 01:38:51,166 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS, "I CAN'T GET THERE FROM HERE"] 2161 01:38:57,375 --> 01:38:59,625 It's me. 2162 01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,958 I told you not to call. 2163 01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:02,958 I know. 2164 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,166 I'm sorry. 2165 01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:09,125 It's just-- I realized something tonight. 2166 01:39:09,166 --> 01:39:12,291 I thought that it was going to be the most important day 2167 01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:15,666 of my life because it would finally give me the strength 2168 01:39:15,708 --> 01:39:20,708 to go out to LA and start up a life I thought we both wanted. 2169 01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:23,458 But when today finally came, it wasn't enough 2170 01:39:23,500 --> 01:39:25,458 for me to just see "Star Wars" by myself. 2171 01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:28,291 I felt I had to take everyone I knew with me because I think 2172 01:39:28,333 --> 01:39:30,541 what I really wanted was for everyone 2173 01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:34,291 to finally understand me and approve of me. 2174 01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:37,625 So that it would change this place enough, in my mind 2175 01:39:37,666 --> 01:39:43,833 and in my heart, that I wouldn't have to leave it because I 2176 01:39:43,875 --> 01:39:45,291 don't really want to go. 2177 01:39:45,333 --> 01:39:47,125 [SINGING] There were dreams we kept inside. 2178 01:39:47,166 --> 01:39:48,250 I just want to belong. 2179 01:39:50,333 --> 01:39:51,500 OK, Linda-chan. 2180 01:39:51,541 --> 01:39:53,666 I go to work now. 2181 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:54,958 OK. 2182 01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:56,333 Drive carefully, mom. 2183 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:05,666 [SINGING] I can't get there from here. 2184 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:06,958 And you can't-- 2185 01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,125 Pat, you've been waiting a really long time 2186 01:40:09,166 --> 01:40:10,958 for this night. 2187 01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:14,958 And maybe I didn't seem as interested as you sometimes, 2188 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,500 but I really did want to be with you the first time. 2189 01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:22,791 And I really want to be with you. 2190 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:25,625 [SINGING] Nowhere. 2191 01:40:25,666 --> 01:40:27,791 OK, then. 2192 01:40:27,833 --> 01:40:29,625 Come and get me. 2193 01:40:29,666 --> 01:40:33,000 [SINGING] Touch the sky. 2194 01:40:33,041 --> 01:40:38,625 If you don't, when you grow old, you'll wonder why. 2195 01:40:38,666 --> 01:40:41,291 You did just what you were told. 2196 01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:44,833 No one will cry for you. 2197 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:49,041 And all you do is long to fly. 2198 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:56,041 I can see-- 2199 01:40:56,083 --> 01:40:57,458 Beam me up, Jody. 2200 01:40:57,500 --> 01:41:00,541 [SINGING] The final curtain calling, let it be. 2201 01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:03,125 [knocking] 2202 01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:07,458 [SINGING] Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2203 01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:09,291 You ready? 2204 01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:13,708 [SINGING] Don't let your fear push life beside. 2205 01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:23,791 I can't get there from here. 2206 01:41:23,833 --> 01:41:25,125 And you can't get-- 2207 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,458 Oh. 2208 01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:29,958 [SINGING] --here from there. 2209 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:35,375 And we can't go anywhere. 2210 01:41:35,416 --> 01:41:36,791 Why the long face? 2211 01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:37,791 Ah! 2212 01:41:37,833 --> 01:41:38,791 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 2213 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:39,875 I can't help it. 2214 01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:43,833 Making jokes, it's what I do. 2215 01:41:43,875 --> 01:41:45,166 Duh. 2216 01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:50,791 Are you sure about this? 2217 01:41:50,833 --> 01:41:52,958 Uh huh. 2218 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:57,791 [SINGING] Far beyond all the things we know. 2219 01:41:57,833 --> 01:41:58,833 Mm-mm. 2220 01:41:58,875 --> 01:42:01,125 Wait. 2221 01:42:01,166 --> 01:42:04,291 [SINGING] The world of our dreams. 2222 01:42:04,333 --> 01:42:05,333 [television chatter] 2223 01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:06,791 [SINGING] Calling to us-- 2224 01:42:06,833 --> 01:42:08,041 You want to watch baseball? 2225 01:42:08,083 --> 01:42:10,166 [SINGING] --but we don't go. 2226 01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:13,291 I want the neighbors to think we're watching baseball. 2227 01:42:13,333 --> 01:42:18,125 Plus, it'll cover any, you know, noise we might make. 2228 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,500 Now, close your eyes. 2229 01:42:19,541 --> 01:42:23,833 [SINGING] You can't get here from there. 2230 01:42:23,875 --> 01:42:29,958 And we can't go anywhere. 2231 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:36,791 As long as we're still standing on the road that leads nowhere. 2232 01:42:36,833 --> 01:42:40,625 When I was a kid, they used to show these short films 2233 01:42:40,666 --> 01:42:42,333 before the feature called serials, 2234 01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:43,958 and they weren't very good. 2235 01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:46,791 In fact, they were actually kind of terrible in a wonderful sort 2236 01:42:46,833 --> 01:42:49,291 of way because you could almost imagine the actors suddenly 2237 01:42:49,333 --> 01:42:50,958 turning to look out at you and saying, 2238 01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:53,291 look, we know you can tell we made these sets out 2239 01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:56,541 of cardboard, and we know you can see the wires holding up 2240 01:42:56,583 --> 01:43:01,375 our spaceships, but look how much fun we're having. 2241 01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:07,000 And those stupid little films meant more to me 2242 01:43:07,041 --> 01:43:11,833 than any big budget Hollywood extravaganza 2243 01:43:11,875 --> 01:43:14,833 because they gave me hope that, with a little allowance, 2244 01:43:14,875 --> 01:43:21,541 a little ingenuity, and a little stolen time with my dad's 2245 01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:24,041 old wind-up movie camera, I could make movies too. 2246 01:43:24,083 --> 01:43:25,458 And I did. 2247 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,291 Boy, did I. 2248 01:43:28,333 --> 01:43:31,625 How much do you want to be a director, Patrick? 2249 01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:35,166 I want it more than anything I've ever wanted in my life. 2250 01:43:35,208 --> 01:43:37,125 Are you-- are you really sure about this? 2251 01:43:37,166 --> 01:43:40,000 Do you need to be one? 2252 01:43:44,541 --> 01:43:46,208 Then you might just make it. 2253 01:43:48,875 --> 01:43:49,875 You really think so? 2254 01:43:51,916 --> 01:43:54,625 If it can happen to me, it can happen to you. 2255 01:43:54,666 --> 01:43:56,375 [thunder] 2256 01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:05,583 So how was it? 2257 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:11,125 It was amazing. 2258 01:44:11,166 --> 01:44:13,125 How about for you? 2259 01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:15,625 I meant "Star Wars." 2260 01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:18,125 Oh. 2261 01:44:18,166 --> 01:44:20,125 I don't know. 2262 01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,500 Too many things came up. 2263 01:44:23,666 --> 01:44:26,125 You could go tomorrow. 2264 01:44:26,166 --> 01:44:28,000 I could maybe get off work. 2265 01:44:28,041 --> 01:44:30,708 No, I have to work. 2266 01:44:30,750 --> 01:44:35,708 I got to start saving up for everything we want. 2267 01:44:37,666 --> 01:44:43,333 I'll try to see it on my next day off, if it's still playing. 2268 01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,875 The crowd's loving it. 2269 01:44:46,916 --> 01:44:50,833 Now the big guy, hitting .342 with 92 RBIs. 2270 01:44:50,875 --> 01:44:53,333 More baseball after these messages. 2271 01:44:53,375 --> 01:44:54,875 Hey, Pete Rose, what do men really 2272 01:44:54,916 --> 01:44:56,666 want from his after shave? 2273 01:44:56,708 --> 01:44:58,541 Are you sorry we did this? 2274 01:44:58,583 --> 01:44:59,791 No. 2275 01:44:59,833 --> 01:45:03,041 No fancy perfumes or fancy bottles. 2276 01:45:03,083 --> 01:45:04,708 Did you want to wait till you get 2277 01:45:04,750 --> 01:45:06,791 married before your first time? 2278 01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:07,958 Uh-uh. 2279 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,333 A man wants to smell like a man. 2280 01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:11,500 That's why I like-- 2281 01:45:11,541 --> 01:45:13,791 And so Refreshing and masculine. 2282 01:45:13,833 --> 01:45:15,125 What? What? 2283 01:45:15,166 --> 01:45:16,291 What did I say? 2284 01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:17,500 Shut up. Just shut up, OK? 2285 01:45:17,541 --> 01:45:18,875 What? 2286 01:45:18,916 --> 01:45:20,208 What? 2287 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:21,458 What did I do? 2288 01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:22,875 You didn't do anything. 2289 01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:25,083 OK, well then tell me what's wrong. 2290 01:45:29,916 --> 01:45:31,833 This wasn't my first time. 2291 01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:36,458 Oh. 2292 01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:38,791 Well, that's OK. 2293 01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:39,875 No, it's not. 2294 01:45:39,916 --> 01:45:41,041 I don't care. 2295 01:45:41,083 --> 01:45:42,125 I care. 2296 01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:43,125 Why? 2297 01:45:43,166 --> 01:45:44,541 Why? 2298 01:45:44,583 --> 01:45:47,041 What does it matter what we did before we met, right? 2299 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,791 I don't have to be your first. 2300 01:45:48,833 --> 01:45:50,958 I just have to be your best and your last. 2301 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,000 It matters! 2302 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:56,166 What? 2303 01:45:58,333 --> 01:46:08,708 It matters because my first time was 2304 01:46:08,750 --> 01:46:10,416 while you were in Hollywood. 2305 01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:17,958 I didn't know if you'd be coming back. 2306 01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,791 You were so excited about going and maybe getting a job. 2307 01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:24,125 I didn't know you'd come back just for me. 2308 01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:25,958 You were the only reason I came back, OK? 2309 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:27,041 You said you loved me. 2310 01:46:27,083 --> 01:46:28,291 I do love you. 2311 01:46:28,333 --> 01:46:30,125 Well, you have a funny way of showing it. 2312 01:46:30,166 --> 01:46:32,125 You know, this wasn't your first time either. 2313 01:46:32,166 --> 01:46:33,125 Yeah, it was. 2314 01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:34,458 No, it wasn't. 2315 01:46:34,500 --> 01:46:36,500 Your first time was the day you saw the coming 2316 01:46:36,541 --> 01:46:37,625 attractions for "Star Wars." 2317 01:46:37,666 --> 01:46:39,041 What? 2318 01:46:39,083 --> 01:46:41,375 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "DON'T LET IT SHOW"] 2319 01:46:41,416 --> 01:46:43,000 When it was over, I looked over at you, 2320 01:46:43,041 --> 01:46:44,291 and you had tears in your eyes. 2321 01:46:44,333 --> 01:46:45,625 So? 2322 01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:48,541 So how could I ever hope to compete with that? 2323 01:46:48,583 --> 01:46:50,208 Why Tony? 2324 01:46:50,250 --> 01:46:51,333 Huh? 2325 01:46:51,375 --> 01:46:53,166 What the hell is so great about him? 2326 01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:54,958 Is it his car, or his gold chains, 2327 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,291 or his feeble little mustache? 2328 01:46:56,333 --> 01:46:57,541 His zip code. 2329 01:46:57,583 --> 01:46:58,541 What? 2330 01:46:58,583 --> 01:46:59,625 He's here. 2331 01:46:59,666 --> 01:47:01,041 I am here. 2332 01:47:01,083 --> 01:47:05,333 But he's not going anywhere, and I'm OK with that. 2333 01:47:05,375 --> 01:47:06,916 In fact, it's what I want. 2334 01:47:06,958 --> 01:47:10,041 [SINGING] Though it's getting harder to take what they say, 2335 01:47:10,083 --> 01:47:13,875 just let it go. 2336 01:47:13,916 --> 01:47:16,083 Just let it go. 2337 01:47:20,041 --> 01:47:24,291 And if it hurts when they mention my name, 2338 01:47:24,333 --> 01:47:27,208 say you don't know me. 2339 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:30,833 And if it helps when they say I'm to blame, 2340 01:47:30,875 --> 01:47:32,958 say you don't own me. 2341 01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,791 Just remember something, life doesn't 2342 01:47:35,833 --> 01:47:40,791 move at 24 frames per second. 2343 01:47:40,833 --> 01:47:42,458 It moves a lot faster. 2344 01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,500 [SINGING] Even if it's taking the easy way out. 2345 01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,125 And on this picture-- 2346 01:47:46,166 --> 01:47:47,625 [SINGING] Keep it inside of you. 2347 01:47:47,666 --> 01:47:49,125 You only get one roll film. 2348 01:47:49,166 --> 01:47:50,666 [SINGING] Don't give in. 2349 01:47:50,708 --> 01:47:54,041 Don't tell them anything. 2350 01:47:54,083 --> 01:47:58,875 Don't let it-- don't let it show. 2351 01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:19,958 Even though you know it's the wrong thing to say, 2352 01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:25,041 say you don't care, say you don't care. 2353 01:48:29,041 --> 01:48:33,875 Even if you want to believe there's a way, 2354 01:48:33,916 --> 01:48:37,625 I won't be there. 2355 01:48:37,666 --> 01:48:40,166 I won't be there. 2356 01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:47,958 But if you smile when they mention my name, 2357 01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:51,208 they'll never know you. 2358 01:48:51,250 --> 01:48:55,125 And if you laugh when they say I'm to blame, 2359 01:48:55,166 --> 01:48:58,208 they'll never own you. 2360 01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,916 Ooh. 2361 01:49:03,833 --> 01:49:05,541 Hey. 2362 01:49:05,583 --> 01:49:08,666 [SINGING] Even if you feel you've got nothing to hide. 2363 01:49:08,708 --> 01:49:10,458 Mom wants us to go grocery shopping. 2364 01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:11,958 [SINGING] Keep it inside of you. 2365 01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:13,125 Don't give in. 2366 01:49:13,166 --> 01:49:14,208 Come on. 2367 01:49:14,250 --> 01:49:16,791 [SINGING] Don't tell them anything. 2368 01:49:16,833 --> 01:49:18,125 Why are you helping me? 2369 01:49:18,166 --> 01:49:19,541 [SINGING] Don't let it-- 2370 01:49:19,583 --> 01:49:22,041 Because numbskull, how could you leave without a car? 2371 01:49:22,083 --> 01:49:24,333 [SINGING] Don't let it show. 2372 01:49:30,208 --> 01:49:31,208 Bye. 2373 01:49:33,666 --> 01:49:35,208 [engine revving] 2374 01:49:46,333 --> 01:49:49,458 Patrick Read Johnson! 2375 01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:52,333 What are you still doing in your backyard? 2376 01:50:01,416 --> 01:50:03,083 [dog barking] 2377 01:50:07,833 --> 01:50:13,458 [crickets chirping] 2378 01:50:13,500 --> 01:50:15,750 [barking] 2379 01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:21,958 Where do you think you're going? 2380 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:24,791 To get my car. 2381 01:50:24,833 --> 01:50:27,041 Is that so? 2382 01:50:27,083 --> 01:50:29,791 Yeah, I paid all I'm going to pay for it. 2383 01:50:29,833 --> 01:50:33,625 Besides, you don't need to hold it hostage anymore. 2384 01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:35,333 I'm not going to stop you. 2385 01:50:35,375 --> 01:50:37,166 Scrawny piece of shit. 2386 01:50:37,208 --> 01:50:40,625 You couldn't stop rain from hitting the ground. 2387 01:50:40,666 --> 01:50:46,333 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, I'll try to gain weight, 2388 01:50:46,375 --> 01:50:47,958 you try to gain intelligence. 2389 01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:49,458 We'll see who wins. 2390 01:50:49,500 --> 01:50:51,500 Huh, I already know who wins, and it ain't you. 2391 01:50:51,541 --> 01:50:52,625 And you're going down. 2392 01:50:52,666 --> 01:50:54,166 Oh. 2393 01:50:54,208 --> 01:50:56,000 [music playing] 2394 01:50:57,833 --> 01:50:59,791 Get up. 2395 01:50:59,833 --> 01:51:02,000 Oh, jeez, Tony. 2396 01:51:02,041 --> 01:51:04,458 Down, up, make up your mind. 2397 01:51:04,500 --> 01:51:06,458 I said get up. 2398 01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:08,625 It's time someone kicked your ass. 2399 01:51:08,666 --> 01:51:10,125 What's wrong? 2400 01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:12,125 Don't you think you've done enough to me? 2401 01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:13,541 What are you talking about? 2402 01:51:13,583 --> 01:51:16,166 You knew that Linda was scared to go with me, 2403 01:51:16,208 --> 01:51:18,958 and you played on it until you finally brought her down 2404 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,208 to your level. 2405 01:51:21,250 --> 01:51:23,500 My level? 2406 01:51:23,541 --> 01:51:25,958 Oh! 2407 01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:27,541 What's my level, huh? 2408 01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:31,541 I work for a living. 2409 01:51:31,583 --> 01:51:35,125 I don't expect the world owes me fame and fortune like you. 2410 01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:37,625 You know, you think because you can direct little Super 8 2411 01:51:37,666 --> 01:51:39,375 movies you can direct how people's lives are 2412 01:51:39,416 --> 01:51:40,541 going to turn out? 2413 01:51:40,583 --> 01:51:41,791 I mean, come on. 2414 01:51:41,833 --> 01:51:43,625 How are you going to direct your way out 2415 01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:46,000 of me dislocating your shoulder if I want to, huh? 2416 01:51:46,041 --> 01:51:47,833 How are you going to direct your way out 2417 01:51:47,875 --> 01:51:49,500 of me shoving your face into the dirt 2418 01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:51,041 until you choked to death, if I want? 2419 01:51:51,083 --> 01:51:52,625 Huh? 2420 01:51:52,666 --> 01:51:56,458 Your brain may think of better fantasies than mine, 2421 01:51:56,500 --> 01:51:59,291 but it ain't going to think of nothing if I beat it out 2422 01:51:59,333 --> 01:52:01,958 of your head with a fucking tire iron now, is it? 2423 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:04,000 Is it? 2424 01:52:04,041 --> 01:52:05,625 Oh! 2425 01:52:05,666 --> 01:52:09,000 [coughs] 2426 01:52:09,041 --> 01:52:11,791 Never fuck with a Kubrick fan. 2427 01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:13,291 A what? 2428 01:52:13,333 --> 01:52:16,625 We may be geeks on the outside, but on the inside, 2429 01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:18,291 we're all killer apes. 2430 01:52:18,333 --> 01:52:19,958 You're fucking nuts is what you are. 2431 01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:21,541 Oh, no, I'm not nuts. 2432 01:52:21,583 --> 01:52:22,958 I'm evolved. 2433 01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,958 My ancestors touched the monolith. 2434 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:28,625 Your ancestors watched. 2435 01:52:28,666 --> 01:52:29,791 Jesus, back off, man. 2436 01:52:29,833 --> 01:52:30,833 Jesus. 2437 01:52:30,875 --> 01:52:32,500 You mated with my mate. 2438 01:52:32,541 --> 01:52:33,625 What? 2439 01:52:33,666 --> 01:52:35,791 You rained on my evolutionary parade. 2440 01:52:35,833 --> 01:52:38,041 No, wait, wait. 2441 01:52:38,083 --> 01:52:40,458 You want to compete with me for scarce resources 2442 01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:43,291 on this dusty African plane? 2443 01:52:43,333 --> 01:52:44,916 Well, step to the plate. 2444 01:52:47,666 --> 01:52:49,125 I am Moon Watcher. 2445 01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,458 Hear me roar. 2446 01:52:50,500 --> 01:52:51,666 No, stop! 2447 01:52:51,708 --> 01:52:53,208 We didn't really do it, OK? 2448 01:52:53,250 --> 01:52:54,958 I tried, but she wouldn't go for it. 2449 01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,458 She said she was in love with you. 2450 01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:58,458 She wanted to be with you, I swear. 2451 01:52:58,500 --> 01:52:59,625 She waited for you. 2452 01:52:59,666 --> 01:53:02,625 We never did it. 2453 01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:05,125 Than why would she tell me you did? 2454 01:53:05,166 --> 01:53:06,875 [triumphant music] 2455 01:53:36,916 --> 01:53:40,083 [engine rumbling] 2456 01:53:46,416 --> 01:53:49,875 Popcorns, two Cokes, and one Sugar Baby. 2457 01:53:52,416 --> 01:53:54,833 Is this film ever going to stop showing here? 2458 01:53:57,500 --> 01:53:58,583 OK, bye. 2459 01:54:06,541 --> 01:54:07,833 What are you doing here? 2460 01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:12,958 Why is that up there? 2461 01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,000 Why is what up where? 2462 01:54:16,500 --> 01:54:22,375 That, that-- that's not-- that's not what's playing here. 2463 01:54:22,416 --> 01:54:23,791 Yes, it is. 2464 01:54:23,833 --> 01:54:27,041 Todd, OK. 2465 01:54:27,083 --> 01:54:29,625 I know you're most likely messing with me right now. 2466 01:54:29,666 --> 01:54:30,625 And it's funny. 2467 01:54:30,666 --> 01:54:31,750 It really is. 2468 01:54:31,791 --> 01:54:33,666 And any other day, I would laugh at it. 2469 01:54:33,708 --> 01:54:36,791 I would find it thoroughly amusing. 2470 01:54:36,833 --> 01:54:40,166 This is the thing, I just want you to tell me 2471 01:54:40,208 --> 01:54:41,875 that "Star Wars" is playing here, 2472 01:54:41,916 --> 01:54:44,833 and then we can just, you know, be friends after that. 2473 01:54:44,875 --> 01:54:47,125 And I just want you to be honest with me now. 2474 01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:48,375 Please, buddy. 2475 01:54:48,416 --> 01:54:50,125 Todd, I love you. 2476 01:54:50,166 --> 01:54:52,625 Come on, just tell me what's playing here. 2477 01:54:52,666 --> 01:54:53,625 "Star Wars," right? 2478 01:54:53,666 --> 01:54:54,541 "Star Wars." 2479 01:54:56,666 --> 01:54:58,291 "Star Wars?" 2480 01:54:58,333 --> 01:55:01,291 Yes, yes! 2481 01:55:01,333 --> 01:55:03,458 "Star Wars." 2482 01:55:03,500 --> 01:55:05,208 OK, you know what? 2483 01:55:05,250 --> 01:55:06,625 Look. 2484 01:55:06,666 --> 01:55:08,291 "Star Wars!" 2485 01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:12,541 "Star Wars" starts today, today, at theaters everywhere. 2486 01:55:15,166 --> 01:55:16,750 Theaters everywhere. 2487 01:55:20,208 --> 01:55:22,958 This isn't everywhere. 2488 01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:25,791 [laughs] This is Lake County. 2489 01:55:25,833 --> 01:55:35,625 [laughs] Everywhere. 2490 01:55:35,666 --> 01:55:36,625 Todd. 2491 01:55:36,666 --> 01:55:39,666 [laughs] Oh. 2492 01:55:39,708 --> 01:55:40,791 Todd. 2493 01:55:40,833 --> 01:55:42,041 Oh, really killing me. 2494 01:55:42,083 --> 01:55:43,041 Todd. 2495 01:55:43,083 --> 01:55:44,041 [laughs] 2496 01:55:44,083 --> 01:55:45,666 Todd. 2497 01:55:48,916 --> 01:55:50,916 [engine revving] 2498 01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:58,291 [bell ringing] 2499 01:55:58,333 --> 01:55:59,541 [music playing] 2500 01:56:04,166 --> 01:56:07,083 Your muttloaf, sir. 2501 01:56:19,500 --> 01:56:22,041 What are you doing here, Johnson? 2502 01:56:22,083 --> 01:56:24,291 Eating muttloaf. 2503 01:56:24,333 --> 01:56:26,500 Huh. 2504 01:56:26,541 --> 01:56:28,666 Well, it's Senior Skip Day. 2505 01:56:28,708 --> 01:56:32,291 Why aren't you skipping? 2506 01:56:32,333 --> 01:56:33,833 More muttloaf for me. 2507 01:56:37,666 --> 01:56:39,583 You're a weird kid, Johnson. 2508 01:56:48,333 --> 01:56:52,208 Not weird enough, apparently. 2509 01:56:52,250 --> 01:56:54,708 Don't underestimate yourself, Patty. 2510 01:56:56,416 --> 01:56:58,291 Let's go. 2511 01:56:58,333 --> 01:57:00,666 Where? 2512 01:57:00,708 --> 01:57:05,666 Someplace dark and quiet, where I can take away your virginity. 2513 01:57:08,166 --> 01:57:09,750 Well, you're too late. 2514 01:57:11,166 --> 01:57:13,458 I don't think so. 2515 01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:15,250 [music playing] 2516 01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:31,291 The lobby cards are gone, and I still want all of the posters. 2517 01:57:31,333 --> 01:57:33,000 They just picked the locks and ripped them 2518 01:57:33,041 --> 01:57:34,291 right out of the cases. 2519 01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:36,458 I was afraid they were going to take the film, 2520 01:57:36,500 --> 01:57:38,708 so I put Eddie on guard outside the projection booth. 2521 01:57:38,750 --> 01:57:40,125 Hey, hey, balcony's closed! 2522 01:57:40,166 --> 01:57:42,041 [music playing] 2523 01:58:01,666 --> 01:58:04,666 [20TH CENTURY FOX INTRODUCTION THEME] 2524 01:58:04,708 --> 01:58:06,750 [applause and cheering] 2525 01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:20,166 Just don't forget I did this. 2526 01:58:20,208 --> 01:58:21,708 Never. 2527 01:58:21,750 --> 01:58:23,500 [star wars introduction theme] 2528 01:58:46,375 --> 01:58:48,166 Patrick Reed Johnson! 2529 01:58:58,000 --> 01:58:59,250 What happened? 2530 01:59:07,875 --> 01:59:10,916 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "BLUE BLUE SKY"] 2531 01:59:21,708 --> 01:59:27,166 Just remember, if you end up seeing farther than others, 2532 01:59:27,208 --> 01:59:30,416 it's only because you've stood upon the shoulders of Giants. 2533 01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:34,000 Who are you? 2534 01:59:37,375 --> 01:59:39,625 See ya. 2535 01:59:39,666 --> 01:59:41,125 [SINGING] I only know-- 2536 01:59:41,166 --> 01:59:42,291 Hey, buddy. 2537 01:59:42,333 --> 01:59:43,875 [SINGING] --what I can see. 2538 01:59:43,916 --> 01:59:46,875 Make good movies and watch out for girls. 2539 01:59:46,916 --> 01:59:48,208 Oh, I'll try. 2540 01:59:48,250 --> 01:59:49,541 Have a nice trip. 2541 01:59:49,583 --> 01:59:51,291 [SINGING] So I imagine what could be. 2542 01:59:51,333 --> 01:59:52,458 He'll be back in a week. 2543 01:59:52,500 --> 01:59:53,916 Shut up, Jody. 2544 01:59:56,708 --> 01:59:59,041 [SINGING] Where the horizon cuts the air-- 2545 01:59:59,083 --> 02:00:01,875 You don't have to say anything. 2546 02:00:01,916 --> 02:00:03,541 Yeah, I did. 2547 02:00:03,583 --> 02:00:05,041 [SINGING] --look for me out there. 2548 02:00:05,083 --> 02:00:07,125 Thank you. 2549 02:00:07,166 --> 02:00:10,958 [SINGING] Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2550 02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:12,625 Go on. 2551 02:00:12,666 --> 02:00:15,333 Go West, young man. 2552 02:00:15,375 --> 02:00:17,208 I'll shout if I need you. 2553 02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:21,208 [SINGING] Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2554 02:00:24,833 --> 02:00:34,000 If I could kiss this Earth goodbye, 2555 02:00:34,041 --> 02:00:46,833 and cruise the neverending sky, where the horizon cuts the air. 2556 02:00:46,875 --> 02:00:50,000 Wait for me down there. 2557 02:00:51,583 --> 02:00:57,166 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2558 02:00:57,208 --> 02:00:59,500 Whoa. 2559 02:01:00,708 --> 02:01:07,333 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2560 02:01:26,541 --> 02:01:27,833 Hey. 2561 02:01:36,916 --> 02:01:38,666 Forgot something. 2562 02:01:50,666 --> 02:01:53,125 Why didn't you just give me this last week? 2563 02:01:53,166 --> 02:01:56,791 Because you didn't really need it last week. 2564 02:01:56,833 --> 02:01:59,125 Now you do. 2565 02:01:59,166 --> 02:02:03,166 Practicality, Pat, that's what I'm all about. 2566 02:02:03,208 --> 02:02:07,375 I'll leave the fantasy stuff up to you, Mr. Hollywood. 2567 02:02:07,416 --> 02:02:14,000 Hollywood's just my monolith. 2568 02:02:14,041 --> 02:02:15,458 It might be a door. 2569 02:02:15,500 --> 02:02:17,291 It might be a wall. 2570 02:02:17,333 --> 02:02:18,875 I won't know till I touch it. 2571 02:02:18,916 --> 02:02:21,791 What the hell are you talking about? 2572 02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,000 Forget it. 2573 02:02:26,250 --> 02:02:29,083 Just don't come back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 2574 02:02:44,333 --> 02:02:46,500 [engine revving] 2575 02:03:36,083 --> 02:03:40,000 [MUSIC - RINGO STARR, "PHOTOGRAPH"] 2576 02:03:48,500 --> 02:03:52,333 [SINGING] Every time I see your face, 2577 02:03:52,375 --> 02:03:57,041 it reminds me of places we used to go. 2578 02:04:00,916 --> 02:04:06,541 All I've got is a photograph, and I realize 2579 02:04:06,583 --> 02:04:09,666 you're not coming back anymore. 2580 02:04:14,166 --> 02:04:22,291 I thought I'd make it the day you went away, 2581 02:04:22,333 --> 02:04:29,500 but I can't make it till you come home again to stay. 2582 02:04:32,041 --> 02:04:37,458 I can't get used to living here while my heart is broke. 2583 02:04:37,500 --> 02:04:40,250 My tears I cried for you. 2584 02:04:44,208 --> 02:04:50,291 I want you here to have and hold as the years and go by 2585 02:04:50,333 --> 02:04:53,916 and we grow old and gray. 2586 02:05:05,500 --> 02:05:10,375 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2587 02:05:10,416 --> 02:05:14,000 of the places we used to go. 2588 02:05:17,916 --> 02:05:21,291 All I've got is a photograph. 2589 02:05:21,333 --> 02:05:26,541 And I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2590 02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:35,166 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2591 02:05:35,208 --> 02:05:39,333 of the places we used to go. 2592 02:05:42,250 --> 02:05:46,208 But all I've got is a photograph, 2593 02:05:46,250 --> 02:05:51,083 and I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2594 02:06:14,000 --> 02:06:15,708 [applause and cheering] 2595 02:06:15,750 --> 02:06:16,958 Thank you. 2596 02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:18,791 Thank you very much. 2597 02:06:18,833 --> 02:06:21,833 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS, "I CAN'T GET THERE FROM HERE"] 2598 02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:02,666 [SINGING] Seize the day. 2599 02:07:04,250 --> 02:07:07,000 That was what you always told me. 2600 02:07:07,041 --> 02:07:12,791 Find a way you would say as you would hold me. 2601 02:07:12,833 --> 02:07:16,375 Get away from here. 2602 02:07:16,416 --> 02:07:21,000 It's oh so clear, you can't stay. 2603 02:07:24,916 --> 02:07:30,666 Long ago we were old enough to love 2604 02:07:30,708 --> 02:07:35,000 but not to know there were dreams 2605 02:07:35,041 --> 02:07:39,000 we kept inside but didn't show. 2606 02:07:39,041 --> 02:07:44,666 And now, we don't know how to let go. 2607 02:07:49,833 --> 02:08:01,125 I can't get there from here, and you can't get here from there. 2608 02:08:01,166 --> 02:08:09,125 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2609 02:08:09,166 --> 02:08:14,875 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2610 02:08:18,666 --> 02:08:20,583 Touch the sky. 2611 02:08:22,375 --> 02:08:24,875 If you don't when you grow old, you'll 2612 02:08:24,916 --> 02:08:30,458 wonder why you did just what you were told. 2613 02:08:30,500 --> 02:08:34,208 No one will cry for you. 2614 02:08:34,250 --> 02:08:39,041 If all you do is long to fly. 2615 02:08:42,333 --> 02:08:48,541 I can see our final curtain falling. 2616 02:08:48,583 --> 02:08:52,208 Let it be. 2617 02:08:52,250 --> 02:08:58,208 Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2618 02:08:58,250 --> 02:09:02,666 Don't let your fear push life aside. 2619 02:09:07,500 --> 02:09:12,833 I can't get there from here. 2620 02:09:12,875 --> 02:09:19,166 And you can't get here from there. 2621 02:09:19,208 --> 02:09:27,166 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2622 02:09:27,208 --> 02:09:33,541 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2623 02:09:38,541 --> 02:09:47,541 But out there it gleans far beyond all the things we know. 2624 02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:59,375 The world of our dreams calling to us, but we don't go. 2625 02:10:01,500 --> 02:10:07,208 I can't get there from here. 2626 02:10:07,250 --> 02:10:13,333 And you can't get here from there. 2627 02:10:13,375 --> 02:10:21,000 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2628 02:10:21,041 --> 02:10:34,208 standing on the road that leads nowhere, 2629 02:10:34,250 --> 02:10:40,375 the road that leads nowhere.