1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:50,914 --> 00:00:52,854 [footsteps] 4 00:00:52,954 --> 00:00:54,894 [glass breaks] 5 00:00:54,994 --> 00:00:57,994 [burglar alarm wails] 6 00:01:01,954 --> 00:01:05,114 [alarm continues] 7 00:01:09,794 --> 00:01:15,794 [synthesiser and guitar join groovy drums in hopeful, atmospheric score] 8 00:01:33,673 --> 00:01:39,913 [music continues] 9 00:02:46,272 --> 00:02:48,271 [phone rings] 10 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:50,851 Hey, Jen. 11 00:02:50,951 --> 00:02:53,231 Yeah, I'm at the bus stop. 12 00:02:54,231 --> 00:02:56,291 Listen, Jen, I'm exhausted. 13 00:02:56,391 --> 00:02:58,391 I don't know about today. 14 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:00,971 You're awfully insistent. 15 00:03:01,071 --> 00:03:03,651 Wendy and George are the only other people coming today, right? 16 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,111 Because, you know, you promised to stop setting me up. 17 00:03:07,111 --> 00:03:08,971 Really? 18 00:03:09,071 --> 00:03:11,071 Really? 19 00:03:12,311 --> 00:03:14,251 OK, alright, I'm coming. 20 00:03:14,351 --> 00:03:16,131 I am not being picky. 21 00:03:16,231 --> 00:03:18,911 I just...I'll know Mr Right when I see him. 22 00:03:19,311 --> 00:03:20,611 Because he'll be tall 23 00:03:20,711 --> 00:03:26,151 and he'll have nice hair and a good sense of humour and abs of steel. 24 00:03:26,671 --> 00:03:27,451 No, I'm kidding. 25 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:29,970 Alright. I'll see you in half an hour. 26 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:32,070 Bye. 27 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:42,850 [soft music playing] 28 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:44,130 What was I just saying? 29 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:47,390 Fairground Attractions, big hit of 89. 30 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:49,090 Perfect. 31 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,570 It was actually meant to be an ironic song 32 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:54,290 about people's search for perfection in a partner. 33 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:56,930 But everyone took it on face value, which they never intended. 34 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:59,490 Right, exactly. 35 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:00,770 And? 36 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:03,330 Well, that pretty much sums it up, really. 37 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,530 Oh, God. 38 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:05,570 So, Alex, 39 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:11,129 did you know John makes 3-D movies, don't you, John? Tell her. 40 00:04:11,229 --> 00:04:13,889 Well, I'm just a post-processer. 41 00:04:13,989 --> 00:04:15,009 You deliver mail? 42 00:04:15,109 --> 00:04:17,129 No, I post-process films. 43 00:04:17,229 --> 00:04:20,849 What I do is I take movies and then what I do 44 00:04:20,949 --> 00:04:23,249 through the use of stereoscopic, 45 00:04:23,349 --> 00:04:24,849 I grab certain footage, 46 00:04:24,949 --> 00:04:28,929 well, not grab, but duplicate certain frames and readjust them 47 00:04:29,029 --> 00:04:31,569 to replicate a 3-D image artificially. 48 00:04:31,669 --> 00:04:32,809 Really? 49 00:04:32,909 --> 00:04:34,609 Yeah. The whole thing is ludicrous. 50 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,289 I mean, people can't watch a film anymore without it being in 3-D. 51 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:38,209 [laughs] Give me a break. 52 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:40,289 [laughs] Yeah. 53 00:04:40,389 --> 00:04:41,369 Well, are we all done here? 54 00:04:41,469 --> 00:04:43,169 Should we adjourn to the living room for some coffee? 55 00:04:43,269 --> 00:04:45,089 Great idea, yeah. 56 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:46,389 -And maybe we can have the telly on-- -No football. 57 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:48,249 -Yep, all right. -I hate football. 58 00:04:48,349 --> 00:04:50,369 Me too. But I love rugby. 59 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:52,468 What? 60 00:04:53,068 --> 00:04:54,688 That's a little joke. 61 00:04:54,788 --> 00:04:58,008 You know, football isn't rugby, rugby isn't soccer. 62 00:04:58,108 --> 00:05:00,648 You'll have to excuse my great sense of humour. 63 00:05:00,748 --> 00:05:01,808 Humour. 64 00:05:01,908 --> 00:05:02,928 Or not. 65 00:05:03,028 --> 00:05:06,048 Well, why don't you guys go on in and I'll just clear these dishes up? 66 00:05:06,148 --> 00:05:07,608 Let me give you a hand. 67 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,608 -No, no, no, no, it's OK. -No, it's the least I can do. 68 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:11,288 -Here, let me help, too. -Oh, OK. 69 00:05:11,388 --> 00:05:13,448 Yeah, well, we'll just be in the living room, yeah? 70 00:05:13,548 --> 00:05:14,848 Make sure everyone's right for drinks, Ken. 71 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,288 Yes. Beer? 72 00:05:16,388 --> 00:05:18,388 Oh, lovely. 73 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:19,808 Let me do that. 74 00:05:19,908 --> 00:05:22,728 No, I'm fine, you guys just sit in the living room. 75 00:05:22,828 --> 00:05:24,368 Where is a tea towel? 76 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:25,968 I'll dry up. 77 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,608 Uh, it's here. 78 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:29,488 Hey? 79 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:31,588 Thanks. 80 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:37,967 So I'll just leave you guys to it then? 81 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,067 What? 82 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:45,887 [laughs] So, you know Jen, huh? 83 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,867 Yes, well, Ken, actually. 84 00:05:49,547 --> 00:05:53,527 I deal a fair bit with Ken in my job. 85 00:05:53,627 --> 00:05:55,627 So, I'll go first. 86 00:05:55,947 --> 00:06:00,447 Things about me, I like old corny movies, I like old cars. 87 00:06:00,547 --> 00:06:02,887 Fords are a particular favourite. 88 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,227 My favorite music is, I guess, 89 00:06:05,947 --> 00:06:09,327 the stuff from around the late 80s, early 90s, you know, 90 00:06:09,427 --> 00:06:12,607 the Stone Roses between, the Pixies, that kind of stuff. 91 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:14,166 Say, the Joshua Tree... 92 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:16,086 [trails off inaudibly] 93 00:06:16,186 --> 00:06:18,326 And OK, it's got a different front end. 94 00:06:18,426 --> 00:06:21,046 But I thought to myself, you know, does that really matter? 95 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:24,126 So in the end, I figured, what the hell? 96 00:06:24,226 --> 00:06:25,966 You know, you only live once. 97 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:28,086 Let's go for it. 98 00:06:28,186 --> 00:06:29,206 Right. 99 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,486 And what was it again? 100 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:35,126 The 66 Ford Falcon utility with the 65 front end. 101 00:06:35,226 --> 00:06:36,646 I decided to buy it. 102 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:38,446 Right. Yes. 103 00:06:38,546 --> 00:06:43,566 [laughs] Well, I guess Jen was happy for us to do all of this then, huh? 104 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:46,786 So how would you say things are going here? 105 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:49,926 Well, the food was great, but these guys 106 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:51,486 could seriously do with a dishwasher. 107 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:53,586 I mean, between you and me. 108 00:06:53,986 --> 00:06:56,005 Between you and me, Jen is not much of a cook. 109 00:06:56,105 --> 00:06:57,205 No. 110 00:06:57,305 --> 00:07:01,305 I mean, how would you say things are going between you and I? 111 00:07:02,985 --> 00:07:05,625 Look, John, you're nice, but I'm tired. And-- 112 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:09,005 Wait, don't tell me just yet. 113 00:07:09,105 --> 00:07:10,805 Just leave it a moment. 114 00:07:10,905 --> 00:07:12,925 Leave it a moment. I'm just trying to... 115 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:14,645 Look from my point of view, 116 00:07:14,745 --> 00:07:17,125 I think things are going really well, don't you? 117 00:07:17,225 --> 00:07:20,405 No, you're all over the place and you're not listening to me. 118 00:07:20,505 --> 00:07:23,165 Jen was right. You can be a bit of a prickly pear. 119 00:07:23,265 --> 00:07:25,585 Look, Lexi. 120 00:07:26,065 --> 00:07:27,445 Do you want to go out later this night? 121 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:29,885 Lexi, prickly? No. 122 00:07:29,985 --> 00:07:32,925 So how are we going here then? 123 00:07:33,025 --> 00:07:35,524 Oh, come on, guys, leave those. 124 00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:38,024 I'll get the kids to load the dishwasher in the morning. 125 00:07:40,304 --> 00:07:42,964 It was awful. Terrible. 126 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,084 Pompous git. 127 00:07:44,184 --> 00:07:46,084 I'm going straight in there Monday morning 128 00:07:46,184 --> 00:07:47,644 and I'm going to say to his face. 129 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:49,884 "No, Terry, that's not the way we play in this department. 130 00:07:49,984 --> 00:07:52,164 And you can write up your own sloppy presentation." 131 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,264 [both shout] 132 00:07:54,744 --> 00:07:57,324 So does anyone want a coffee? 133 00:07:57,424 --> 00:08:00,564 Ken, gonna offer anybody a coffee? 134 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:03,524 Oh, anybody want coffee? 135 00:08:03,624 --> 00:08:04,804 I'll have a latte. Thanks. 136 00:08:04,904 --> 00:08:07,284 -Skinny latte? -No, just a latte. Why? 137 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:09,444 Nothing. Nothing. John? 138 00:08:09,544 --> 00:08:12,644 Yeah, I'll have a skinny latte as well. Thanks. 139 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,904 Gotta watch the abs of steel. 140 00:08:24,623 --> 00:08:25,523 So? 141 00:08:25,623 --> 00:08:27,763 What? So? 142 00:08:27,863 --> 00:08:29,863 Him, why? No, there's nothing. 143 00:08:30,303 --> 00:08:31,763 Really. Are you sure? 144 00:08:31,863 --> 00:08:33,763 I thought you guys would be absolutely perfect together. 145 00:08:33,863 --> 00:08:35,123 You keep saying that. 146 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,123 Well, if that's all that's left, I'd rather be alone. Seriously. 147 00:08:38,223 --> 00:08:39,363 You know what your problem is? 148 00:08:39,463 --> 00:08:41,643 You're too picky but you're impatient too. 149 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:44,623 Too picky or a prickly pear? 150 00:08:45,383 --> 00:08:47,883 Oh, crap. He told you that. 151 00:08:47,983 --> 00:08:49,963 Ha. If John so bloody wonderful. 152 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,443 How come he doesn't have a girlfriend? 153 00:08:51,543 --> 00:08:52,803 Same reason you don't have a boyfriend. 154 00:08:52,903 --> 00:08:54,283 Bitch. 155 00:08:54,383 --> 00:08:57,123 When was the last time you even had sex? 156 00:08:57,223 --> 00:08:58,722 Oh, my God, can we not do this? 157 00:08:58,822 --> 00:09:02,162 Maybe you're just sexually frustrated and you're taking it out on men. 158 00:09:02,262 --> 00:09:05,222 I am not sexually frustrated. 159 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:08,522 [beeping] 160 00:09:08,622 --> 00:09:10,482 Oh, thank Christ. 161 00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:12,922 Hang on. I don't believe this. 162 00:09:13,022 --> 00:09:15,602 My boss just texted. The presentation has been bumped up. 163 00:09:15,702 --> 00:09:16,842 We have to finish it tomorrow. 164 00:09:16,942 --> 00:09:18,482 -What? -Sunday? 165 00:09:18,582 --> 00:09:20,322 So are you going to tell him to do it himself, aren't you? 166 00:09:20,422 --> 00:09:22,002 Oh, let's be real. 167 00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:24,082 I'm going to have to do it. 168 00:09:24,182 --> 00:09:25,922 Thank you. 169 00:09:26,022 --> 00:09:28,082 Good night, everyone. 170 00:09:28,182 --> 00:09:30,182 Nice to meet you. 171 00:09:37,142 --> 00:09:41,001 Alex, so when are you free again? 172 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:43,101 Did we already do this? 173 00:09:44,861 --> 00:09:47,201 Okay, let's see. 174 00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:48,961 When am I free? 175 00:09:49,061 --> 00:09:51,681 Oh, here we go. How's post-apocalypse sound for you? 176 00:09:51,781 --> 00:09:53,161 Good? OK, I'll see you then. 177 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,561 Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying. 178 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,661 I won't take no for an answer. 179 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,081 OK, you win. 180 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,181 Come on. 181 00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:03,041 Excuse me, everyone. 182 00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:05,141 I have an announcement to make. 183 00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:11,281 As God is my witness, I will never go out with this man. 184 00:10:11,381 --> 00:10:14,381 I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth. 185 00:10:15,821 --> 00:10:16,841 Last man in Perth? 186 00:10:16,941 --> 00:10:18,721 Last man, what? 187 00:10:18,821 --> 00:10:20,960 No, Earth, last man on Earth. 188 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,060 Why would I say Perth? 189 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:32,440 I'm sorry, I'm from Western Australia. 190 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,980 I guess I'm just homesick. 191 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,700 [television playing] [phone ringing] 192 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,240 Hello? 193 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:49,920 Hi. Have you calmed down? 194 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,200 Jen, please. 195 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,000 I'm sorry, I know I acted like a total moron, 196 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,800 but I really can't talk about this right now. 197 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,160 You didn't like him? 198 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,920 Clearly, I'm not making myself understood tonight. 199 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,360 No, I did not like him. 200 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,759 It's not me. It's him. 201 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:03,919 Please stop setting me up. Promise. 202 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:05,199 Alex, I'm not gonna promise. 203 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,439 Promise. 204 00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:08,159 OK, you're busy. 205 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:09,359 You gonna get it all done. 206 00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:10,799 Yeah. Well, no. 207 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:12,359 There's so much work to do. 208 00:11:12,459 --> 00:11:13,959 I'm going to have to get in first thing in the morning. 209 00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:16,519 You know, his family owns the drive-in down the coast. 210 00:11:16,619 --> 00:11:17,879 Jen. Good night. 211 00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:19,979 Good night. 212 00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,379 [Female on the television] This would still be safe. 213 00:11:27,539 --> 00:11:31,539 [soft music plays] 214 00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:47,818 [phone vibrating] 215 00:11:51,738 --> 00:11:54,218 I wish everyone would just leave me alone. 216 00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:11,138 [sighs] Well. 217 00:12:12,178 --> 00:12:15,578 [quirky music plays] 218 00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:29,477 [music intensifies] 219 00:12:29,577 --> 00:12:31,897 [vibrating and moaning] 220 00:13:05,496 --> 00:13:09,576 [alarm clock blaring] 221 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,776 I didn't finish it. 222 00:13:56,055 --> 00:13:58,415 [typing] 223 00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:13,215 [sighs] 224 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:16,535 [phone rings] 225 00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:18,555 [Ken] Hello, what's going on? 226 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,235 [Jen] Oh, come on, Ken, we're not doing a prank message. 227 00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:21,995 -[Ken] All right. -[Jen] You called Ken and Jen. 228 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,095 Please leave a message. 229 00:14:24,855 --> 00:14:28,854 Hey, Jen, it's me, if you guys are there, can you pick up? 230 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,454 Hello? 231 00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:36,534 Can you pick up if you are there, guys? 232 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,334 OK, well. 233 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,874 Is there something going on today that I don't know about 234 00:14:44,974 --> 00:14:47,074 because the city is dead, there's nobody here? 235 00:14:47,174 --> 00:14:48,834 Um... 236 00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:54,394 Yeah, it's just weird, so, 237 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,474 yeah, give me a call. 238 00:14:56,574 --> 00:14:59,774 Or actually, I might come over. 239 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,354 Yeah. 240 00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:05,494 [soft music playing] 241 00:15:18,093 --> 00:15:20,573 [pedestrian light signals] 242 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,993 [knocking] 243 00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:32,093 Jen, are you there? 244 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:37,133 Guys? I'm coming in. 245 00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:46,213 [sombre music plays] 246 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,110 [upbeat rock music plays] 247 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:20,450 Technically, it's not a home invasion, it's house sitting. 248 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:30,290 ["Ready or Not!" By RACKETT plays] 249 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,569 [song abruptly cuts off] 250 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:21,527 [gentle music playing] 251 00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:38,547 Hello and welcome to the show. 252 00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:40,227 Today, I thought we try a little something 253 00:19:40,327 --> 00:19:42,907 I've been working on this week. 254 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,267 Remember, as a child, your parents leaving 255 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,547 you alone at home on a Friday night. 256 00:19:47,647 --> 00:19:50,627 Such wonderful memories. 257 00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:54,467 Well, now you can relive these magic moments simply by gathering 258 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,606 a few choice ingredients from around the house. 259 00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:05,406 Here's one that I prepared earlier. 260 00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:12,366 [moans] 261 00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:15,126 Delicious. 262 00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:52,045 Pump! 263 00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:17,725 ["Tried to Quit" by RACKETT plays] 264 00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:14,003 Hello. 265 00:22:14,923 --> 00:22:18,943 Right, so it's week five day whatever 266 00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:20,743 of the land where everybody pissed off. 267 00:22:20,843 --> 00:22:26,423 I'm living on canned food and I've taken up smoking because, why not? 268 00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:28,563 I gotta say, though, this doesn't feel like hell, 269 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:33,243 hell would have to be worse than this, just being alone. 270 00:22:34,923 --> 00:22:40,623 If there is anyone out there, don't despair, I will find you. 271 00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:44,742 Actually, I probably won't find you, but still don't despair. 272 00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:47,902 Look to yourself, to your inner strength. 273 00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:50,262 To your "key". Chi. 274 00:22:50,362 --> 00:22:51,702 "Chai"? 275 00:22:51,802 --> 00:22:53,382 I have to google it. 276 00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:55,522 Oh no, wait, I can't. 277 00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:58,082 They must have done something before the internet. 278 00:22:59,602 --> 00:23:01,662 I will look it up in a book. 279 00:23:01,762 --> 00:23:03,762 Ha. 280 00:23:18,802 --> 00:23:20,802 [bell jingles] 281 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,200 [coughing] 282 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,880 I think I swallowed my toothpick. 283 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,820 You've got to be kidding me. 284 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,940 Oh my God, Lexie? 285 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,520 -Alex. -Alex. 286 00:24:49,079 --> 00:24:51,179 -So. -So. 287 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:52,419 -Alex? -Yes. 288 00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:53,699 -Not Lexie. -No. 289 00:24:53,799 --> 00:24:55,099 -John. -John, yes. 290 00:24:55,199 --> 00:24:57,199 -Wow. -Yes. 291 00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:02,979 The Falcon XPT. 292 00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:07,099 The front end is the... it doesn't matter. 293 00:25:07,199 --> 00:25:10,579 What are you doing? Right now, I mean. 294 00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:11,779 I just... 295 00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:13,019 Oh no, you know. 296 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,099 Check your diary and see how are you going 297 00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:17,019 for the apocalypse if you're busy. 298 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,879 Still cultivating that sense of humour, I see. 299 00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:24,859 Wow, nice place. 300 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,219 You did well. 301 00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:27,818 Hey. 302 00:25:27,918 --> 00:25:29,918 I've always lived here. 303 00:25:32,438 --> 00:25:34,458 My parents live upstairs. 304 00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:35,818 I got a place at the back. 305 00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:37,018 They didn't disappear either. 306 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,378 No, they're gone. 307 00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:40,058 Just didn't feel right to move up there. 308 00:25:40,158 --> 00:25:42,538 No. Where would you hide the bodies? 309 00:25:42,638 --> 00:25:44,638 Besides, all my stuff is here. 310 00:25:57,678 --> 00:25:58,858 Cuppa? 311 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,958 Yeah, thank you. 312 00:26:05,078 --> 00:26:06,578 What's this? 313 00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:09,217 This is my theory on what happened. 314 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,857 After I realized everyone was really gone, 315 00:26:10,957 --> 00:26:12,457 I went back through all the old news items. 316 00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:14,637 It's the best I could come up with. 317 00:26:16,877 --> 00:26:19,317 I hadn't noticed that necklace before. 318 00:26:19,797 --> 00:26:21,777 Yeah, I... 319 00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:22,977 found it. 320 00:26:23,077 --> 00:26:25,077 Surprised anyone could lose it, it's huge. 321 00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:28,117 Yeah. 322 00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:35,137 How are you doing all this? 323 00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:36,497 All this? 324 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,537 Lights, refrigerator, gas. 325 00:26:38,637 --> 00:26:40,817 The lights run off a solar power grid. 326 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:44,577 Everything else runs on a three-phase, biodiesel generator. 327 00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:47,137 Did you see the truck at the front of the cage back end? 328 00:26:47,237 --> 00:26:48,337 Mm-hmm. 329 00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:49,936 That's full of gas bottles for the Weber on the deck. 330 00:26:50,036 --> 00:26:51,136 You've got a Weber. 331 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:53,756 Of course, you know, it's like Crowded House say. 332 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:59,436 Everywhere you go, always take the weather, the weather with you. 333 00:27:06,956 --> 00:27:08,616 Have you seen anyone else? 334 00:27:08,716 --> 00:27:09,856 No, just you. 335 00:27:09,956 --> 00:27:11,956 You're it. 336 00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,496 What's a hadron? 337 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,976 A hadron? Um, OK... 338 00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:24,776 A hadron is one of the basic building blocks of the universe, 339 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:29,736 or rather it's made of the basic elements of creation. 340 00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:32,295 Do you have any understanding of string theory? 341 00:27:32,395 --> 00:27:33,535 Less than any? 342 00:27:33,635 --> 00:27:37,455 Well, just imagine there's a theory which postulates 343 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:40,855 that the crashing together of hadrons with enough force behind it 344 00:27:40,955 --> 00:27:43,535 could prove the existence of transdimensional universes, 345 00:27:43,635 --> 00:27:45,135 amongst other things. 346 00:27:45,235 --> 00:27:46,335 Like what? 347 00:27:46,435 --> 00:27:48,375 Like have you heard of the God particle? 348 00:27:48,475 --> 00:27:49,735 The God particle? 349 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:53,495 Oh, well, that's one of the most interesting usages of it, I think. 350 00:27:53,595 --> 00:27:56,615 The God particle is this theorized particle 351 00:27:56,715 --> 00:27:59,935 which could hold all the secrets of the universe. 352 00:28:00,035 --> 00:28:01,455 You explain things well. 353 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,555 Not according to my accountant. 354 00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:06,435 Your hair looks much better by the way. 355 00:28:12,434 --> 00:28:14,434 Great title. 356 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:18,014 Oh, that's a present from Ken. 357 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,454 He swears by it. 358 00:28:19,554 --> 00:28:20,734 I bet he does. 359 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:24,054 I got stuck on step five, never take no for the final answer. 360 00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:25,894 Uh-huh. 361 00:28:25,994 --> 00:28:27,934 Here we are. 362 00:28:28,034 --> 00:28:31,694 A chick will always say no as a knee-jerk defence mechanism, 363 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:35,314 because she isn't bright enough to know what else to do. 364 00:28:36,194 --> 00:28:39,534 You use this time wisely to keep up a firm but friendly push 365 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,214 to see each other again. 366 00:28:41,314 --> 00:28:44,294 This is a fail safe method unless the woman is adamant. 367 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:47,614 A clue will be if she stands up and declares that she wouldn't 368 00:28:47,714 --> 00:28:50,854 see you again even if you were the last man on Earth. 369 00:28:50,954 --> 00:28:52,214 No way. 370 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,693 It actually says that? 371 00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:54,933 No. 372 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,533 No, of course not. 373 00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:02,493 But look, you got to stage six, getting the chick home. 374 00:29:02,593 --> 00:29:04,753 I just don't get any funny ideas, buddy. 375 00:29:05,353 --> 00:29:07,573 What, like evolution or special relativity? 376 00:29:07,673 --> 00:29:09,673 Exactly. 377 00:29:10,513 --> 00:29:12,513 [rattling] 378 00:29:17,393 --> 00:29:18,853 Possums? 379 00:29:18,953 --> 00:29:20,333 I sure hope so. 380 00:29:20,433 --> 00:29:22,793 I'm not too worried, I'm carrying protection. 381 00:29:25,193 --> 00:29:27,613 And why do you have one of those? 382 00:29:27,713 --> 00:29:28,813 The taser? 383 00:29:28,913 --> 00:29:30,533 No, why do you have a lady razor? 384 00:29:30,633 --> 00:29:32,633 No, this is the real deal. 385 00:29:34,512 --> 00:29:37,652 No, this is the real deal. 386 00:29:37,752 --> 00:29:39,932 It just must be a different model. 387 00:29:40,032 --> 00:29:42,032 Here. I'll show you. 388 00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:47,372 I don't understand. 389 00:29:47,472 --> 00:29:49,472 [he groans] 390 00:29:51,472 --> 00:29:53,132 You OK? 391 00:29:53,232 --> 00:29:54,812 I'm just fine. 392 00:29:54,912 --> 00:29:59,632 I think I'm just gonna lie here a moment. 393 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:01,370 Hello boys and girls. 394 00:31:01,470 --> 00:31:04,490 We are making a cup of tea, aren't we, Eric? 395 00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:06,250 Yes, we are, John. 396 00:31:06,350 --> 00:31:08,530 We know a song about that, don't we, Eric? 397 00:31:08,630 --> 00:31:10,170 Yes, we do. 398 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:11,730 Would you like to sing that song? 399 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,890 Would you? 400 00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:17,210 ♪ I'm a little teapot, short and stout ♪ 401 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,850 ♪ Here is my handle, here is my spout ♪ 402 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:22,890 ♪ When I get all steamed up, then I shout ♪ 403 00:31:22,990 --> 00:31:25,810 Ahhh, boiling water. Ahh! 404 00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:28,050 We're burnt. Ahh, it burns! 405 00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:30,150 Why, John? Every morning, it's always the same. 406 00:31:31,830 --> 00:31:33,830 Cuppa? 407 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,029 On the veranda, thanks. 408 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,169 It's OK. 409 00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:44,269 She didn't see anything. 410 00:31:48,029 --> 00:31:50,029 Thank you. 411 00:31:52,029 --> 00:31:54,189 Oh, and thanks for a lovely evening. 412 00:31:56,189 --> 00:31:59,709 So what are your plans for today? 413 00:32:00,469 --> 00:32:04,169 Well, I should probably stick to the routine, you know. 414 00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:05,969 Make sure the generators fuelled and oiled, 415 00:32:06,069 --> 00:32:07,689 top up the hot water system, 416 00:32:07,789 --> 00:32:10,009 check the water tanks, keep working on 417 00:32:10,109 --> 00:32:12,589 the EMF duplifying magnetron network. 418 00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,649 You have a hot water system? 419 00:32:16,749 --> 00:32:18,249 Yeah. 420 00:32:18,349 --> 00:32:20,568 Which means you can have hot showers. 421 00:32:20,668 --> 00:32:21,888 Well, sure. 422 00:32:21,988 --> 00:32:23,768 OK, I haven't had a hot shower in weeks. 423 00:32:23,868 --> 00:32:24,968 Would you mind? 424 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,068 Would I mind what? 425 00:32:28,548 --> 00:32:31,928 Oh, what was the other thing, the ELO-- 426 00:32:32,028 --> 00:32:33,288 The EMF Magnetron Duplicator. 427 00:32:33,388 --> 00:32:35,928 Yeah, well, if my theory is correct, I think I can reverse 428 00:32:36,028 --> 00:32:37,688 what's happened and get us back to-- 429 00:32:37,788 --> 00:32:41,008 Right. Actually I can hear the shower calling my name. 430 00:32:41,108 --> 00:32:42,688 Well maybe I can show it to you later on. 431 00:32:42,788 --> 00:32:44,528 Sounds great. Can't stop. 432 00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:45,848 [water running] 433 00:32:45,948 --> 00:32:48,028 [Alex] Oh, so good! 434 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:57,968 I sure am glad I had a shower before you brought me up here. 435 00:32:58,068 --> 00:33:00,807 Yeah, it's a bit of a climb since the power went out. 436 00:33:00,907 --> 00:33:02,767 Oh, I'll be fine. 437 00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:06,907 I just need to sit. Or lie down. 438 00:33:10,067 --> 00:33:12,547 You'll get your breath back faster if you walk it off. 439 00:33:16,147 --> 00:33:18,167 So, cables? 440 00:33:18,267 --> 00:33:20,127 -Yeah. -Why do you have cables? 441 00:33:20,227 --> 00:33:21,847 Well, I'm binding them together. 442 00:33:21,947 --> 00:33:23,047 You're binding them? 443 00:33:23,147 --> 00:33:24,287 -Yeah. -Why? 444 00:33:24,387 --> 00:33:27,847 Well, I'm building an array and the thicker cables give off better EMR. 445 00:33:27,947 --> 00:33:29,367 Yeah, I've heard that. 446 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:31,447 Sorry. What are you doing up here again? 447 00:33:31,547 --> 00:33:33,087 OK, well, I'm binding the cables together 448 00:33:33,187 --> 00:33:35,087 to give at least four inch diameter, 449 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:37,927 and then I'm stretching them out across the city, 450 00:33:38,027 --> 00:33:40,007 over the rooftops, see. 451 00:33:40,107 --> 00:33:42,006 Oh my God. 452 00:33:42,106 --> 00:33:44,046 That stretches halfway around the city. 453 00:33:44,146 --> 00:33:46,846 Once I complete the loop, I can fire it up and hopefully 454 00:33:46,946 --> 00:33:49,586 recreate the conditions that got us here. 455 00:33:50,786 --> 00:33:52,786 Hmm. 456 00:33:53,386 --> 00:33:55,766 So we're up here binding, huh? 457 00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:57,006 Yeah, but it's hard work. 458 00:33:57,106 --> 00:33:58,726 You don't have to help out if you don't want to. 459 00:33:58,826 --> 00:34:00,566 I'm happy to keep plodding along. 460 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,126 And there's a bit of a trick to it. 461 00:34:02,226 --> 00:34:04,726 It might take an amateur a while to pick it up. 462 00:34:04,826 --> 00:34:06,246 Amateur huh? 463 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:08,346 Give me a go. 464 00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:20,366 So what gave you the idea to do all this? 465 00:34:20,466 --> 00:34:25,285 Well, I was thinking about the 3-D process and thought that surely 466 00:34:25,385 --> 00:34:31,325 if I can replicate and duplify an EMF signal with multiple cables, 467 00:34:31,425 --> 00:34:34,685 then I should be able to create a stereo model 468 00:34:34,785 --> 00:34:36,325 of the Higgs boson concept. 469 00:34:36,425 --> 00:34:38,405 And then thought about string theory, 470 00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:39,885 which would suggest that that would be 471 00:34:39,985 --> 00:34:41,525 far more impact over a greater area. 472 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:44,285 You know, I told you last night, you explain things well. 473 00:34:44,385 --> 00:34:45,565 Vaguely? 474 00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:47,665 I was wrong. 475 00:35:13,944 --> 00:35:16,044 Got any plans for tonight? 476 00:35:16,144 --> 00:35:18,224 Nah. Keeping my options open. 477 00:35:19,224 --> 00:35:21,244 Thought I might go to the movies. 478 00:35:21,344 --> 00:35:23,244 Wanna come? 479 00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:24,604 Neh. 480 00:35:24,704 --> 00:35:26,704 Alright then. 481 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:35,564 [woman] That was 20 years ago. 482 00:35:35,664 --> 00:35:37,744 [movie continues indistinctly] 483 00:35:42,984 --> 00:35:44,923 So you like corny movies? 484 00:35:45,023 --> 00:35:47,023 I like this one. 485 00:35:49,463 --> 00:35:50,723 Big crowd tonight. 486 00:35:50,823 --> 00:35:53,003 Yeah, yeah. 487 00:35:53,103 --> 00:35:55,443 Twice as many as last time I came out here. 488 00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:56,963 Last time? 489 00:35:57,063 --> 00:35:58,323 Yeah, well. 490 00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:03,003 I confess I've come here a bit. Impress the girls, you know. 491 00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:06,003 Uh-huh. And how did you impress the girls? 492 00:36:06,103 --> 00:36:07,523 Nepotism. 493 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,483 My dad ran the place. 494 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:10,683 Wow. 495 00:36:10,783 --> 00:36:12,523 Can you really get me in for free, Johnny? 496 00:36:12,623 --> 00:36:14,923 And free cordial, all you can drink. 497 00:36:15,023 --> 00:36:17,023 I get the run of the place now. 498 00:36:20,463 --> 00:36:22,463 Chilly. 499 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,782 Here. 500 00:36:28,422 --> 00:36:30,422 Sexy. 501 00:36:35,982 --> 00:36:38,902 So you and your dad. 502 00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:42,042 Used to hang out here while he was working. 503 00:36:42,142 --> 00:36:44,802 Then he got sick and he slowed right down. 504 00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:46,242 Oh. 505 00:36:46,342 --> 00:36:48,002 Nah, what can you do? 506 00:36:48,102 --> 00:36:50,662 He's happy now. Or was. 507 00:36:52,662 --> 00:36:56,402 I had him all set up with the biggest video projector I could find, 508 00:36:56,502 --> 00:36:59,622 and he's happy just to sit there and watch his favorite films. 509 00:37:02,382 --> 00:37:05,022 Here, let me show you my favorite trick. 510 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:09,321 Where are you going? 511 00:37:09,421 --> 00:37:11,421 OK, watch the screen. 512 00:37:18,981 --> 00:37:21,861 That's brilliant. 513 00:37:27,021 --> 00:37:30,181 Come here, I'll show you how to do it! 514 00:37:39,421 --> 00:37:41,681 OK. Make a cat. 515 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,561 No, no, I wanna make a dog. 516 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,161 Alright. Here. Put your hands together. 517 00:37:46,261 --> 00:37:48,001 Yep, these two. 518 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,260 Yeah. And wrap those two around them. 519 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:54,320 -No, no I can't. -Yeah. Like that. 520 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:56,000 -Is that it? -Yeah. 521 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,360 It doesn't look right. 522 00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:59,740 It's a dog monster. 523 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:02,260 Oh, there! That's it! 524 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,640 -There he is. -Yeah. 525 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,200 Now how do I make him bark? 526 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,800 These bottom two. 527 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,280 Yeah, yeah, like that. 528 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,380 [barking like a dog] 529 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,320 Well, you know, where there is dogs, there is cats. 530 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,240 That's a bit silly, I know. 531 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,519 You're not silly. 532 00:38:29,619 --> 00:38:30,799 You're funny. 533 00:38:30,899 --> 00:38:32,159 Funny looking maybe. 534 00:38:32,259 --> 00:38:34,199 No, you're not. 535 00:38:34,299 --> 00:38:35,999 Actually you are kind of funny looking. 536 00:38:36,099 --> 00:38:38,379 Well, better than your dog. 537 00:39:01,579 --> 00:39:03,579 [kettle whistling] 538 00:39:10,938 --> 00:39:12,918 Morning, sleepyhead. 539 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,718 -Mmh. Coffee? 540 00:39:14,818 --> 00:39:16,278 Where's Eric? 541 00:39:16,378 --> 00:39:17,638 I thought he made the coffee. 542 00:39:17,738 --> 00:39:21,798 Ah, no, he only makes the tea. 543 00:39:21,898 --> 00:39:24,738 Can't trust him with the coffee, never could. 544 00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:28,998 -So. -So. 545 00:39:29,098 --> 00:39:30,678 About last night. 546 00:39:30,778 --> 00:39:32,158 Mmm. 547 00:39:32,258 --> 00:39:33,518 I had a great time. 548 00:39:33,618 --> 00:39:35,318 -Yeah? -Yeah. 549 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:38,458 Well, maybe next time we come out here, we can have a bit more fun. 550 00:39:41,538 --> 00:39:43,438 What do you mean? 551 00:39:43,538 --> 00:39:46,958 Next time I bring you out here, maybe could do something a bit more fun. 552 00:39:47,058 --> 00:39:48,198 More fun? 553 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,358 Yeah, I got to say, 554 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:53,197 I reckon it's probably a while since either of us had some fun. 555 00:39:53,297 --> 00:39:55,397 It's been a while, has it? Is that what Jen told you? 556 00:39:55,497 --> 00:39:57,597 Jen? No. 557 00:39:57,697 --> 00:39:59,397 Oh, I meant more fun. 558 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:00,797 Yeah, I know what you meant. 559 00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:02,877 No, but see, you're talking about... 560 00:40:02,977 --> 00:40:05,237 God, you guys are just great, 561 00:40:05,337 --> 00:40:06,957 even in a freaking world wide catastrophe, 562 00:40:07,057 --> 00:40:08,597 you just can't wait to stick your little thingy 563 00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:11,077 into some poor unsuspecting sap/ 564 00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:13,077 No, I didn't mean... little thingy? 565 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:16,797 I bet this whole setup was designed just to impress someone like me. 566 00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:18,757 The drive in, the Holden ute. 567 00:40:18,857 --> 00:40:20,997 -It's a Ford. -Whatever. 568 00:40:21,097 --> 00:40:22,557 You've been waiting your whole life for this. 569 00:40:22,657 --> 00:40:26,077 Well, I'm here to inform you that it is nothing that's working on me. 570 00:40:26,177 --> 00:40:28,657 Well, it wouldn't, would it? 571 00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:31,797 -What's that supposed to mean? -Oh, come on. 572 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:36,036 You want this bloody perfect bloody man, 573 00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:38,536 but let me tell you something for nothing, 574 00:40:39,016 --> 00:40:41,516 that man only exists in your imagination. 575 00:40:41,616 --> 00:40:43,156 Sure as hell isn't standing around here. 576 00:40:43,256 --> 00:40:45,876 -You can say that again. -Oh, ha ha ha ha. 577 00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:48,476 Yeah, you wanna call a spade a spade? 578 00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:50,916 You're no prize yourself, you know. 579 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,116 Excuse me? 580 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,916 Oh, don't get all, "Excuse me," on me. 581 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,596 I can see through your act, you know, 582 00:40:55,696 --> 00:40:57,916 I don't have to tiptoe around you if I don't want to. 583 00:40:58,016 --> 00:40:59,556 Oh, you've been tippy toeing, have you? 584 00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:01,756 Maybe I have. Maybe I have. 585 00:41:01,856 --> 00:41:03,876 Well, permission to stop tiptoeing. 586 00:41:03,976 --> 00:41:05,996 Well, I don't need your permission to stop tiptoeing, 587 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:07,796 I don't need your permission at all. 588 00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:10,836 And if it wasn't for whatever happened, 589 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,475 you wouldn't even have me and we wouldn't even have this. 590 00:41:14,575 --> 00:41:18,015 So, there you go. 591 00:41:19,015 --> 00:41:21,795 Well, I didn't realize how lucky I was to have this. 592 00:41:21,895 --> 00:41:23,875 Yeah, well, now, you know when I say this. 593 00:41:23,975 --> 00:41:25,075 No, John, let me tell you about this. 594 00:41:25,175 --> 00:41:26,395 No, I didn't mean. 595 00:41:26,495 --> 00:41:28,755 No, Mr. "I'm the last man on earth, and I'm so clever." 596 00:41:28,855 --> 00:41:31,035 This whatever this is, it's over. 597 00:41:31,135 --> 00:41:32,635 What does that mean? 598 00:41:32,735 --> 00:41:36,395 You are now officially free to see other people. 599 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:37,915 What? 600 00:41:38,015 --> 00:41:39,115 Alex. 601 00:41:39,215 --> 00:41:41,995 Oh, and by the way, last night, your smooth talking, 602 00:41:42,095 --> 00:41:43,475 it could use some work. 603 00:41:43,575 --> 00:41:45,915 Here's a tip. Nobody says panties. 604 00:41:46,015 --> 00:41:47,715 What are you living in a 70s? 605 00:41:47,815 --> 00:41:49,355 Panties? What are you talking about? 606 00:41:49,455 --> 00:41:51,555 Well, you went on and on about them in your sleep. 607 00:41:51,655 --> 00:41:53,635 They're not panties, they're knickers. 608 00:41:53,735 --> 00:41:56,634 Oh, yeah. That's real sexy talk. 609 00:41:56,734 --> 00:41:59,914 Hey, baby, let me dribble off your knickers. 610 00:42:00,014 --> 00:42:01,514 Dribble off? 611 00:42:01,614 --> 00:42:03,274 What books are you reading? 612 00:42:03,374 --> 00:42:04,634 Alex? 613 00:42:04,734 --> 00:42:06,634 Don't go. I didn't mean anything I said. 614 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,314 I don't care. Good bye. 615 00:42:08,414 --> 00:42:09,634 See you around the trap. 616 00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:11,734 [clattering] 617 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:19,714 Is this the way you keep all your girlfriends when they wanna leave? 618 00:42:19,814 --> 00:42:22,754 This is no amateur rig. Someone really knows their stuff. 619 00:42:22,854 --> 00:42:25,594 Just give me a minute to figure out how this works. 620 00:42:25,694 --> 00:42:27,714 How this...Cut me down. 621 00:42:27,814 --> 00:42:30,374 Well, bugger me dead. 622 00:42:34,894 --> 00:42:36,913 What have we here? 623 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,473 -Nothing. -You OK? 624 00:42:39,573 --> 00:42:40,993 Are you normal? 625 00:42:41,093 --> 00:42:42,273 Yeah, we're both, thanks. 626 00:42:42,373 --> 00:42:44,893 Yeah, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with you calling yourself normal. 627 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:49,033 -Shut up. -I'm cufflinks. 628 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,473 Cufflinks? 629 00:42:50,573 --> 00:42:52,153 Yeah it's a nickname you can call me Wendy 630 00:42:52,253 --> 00:42:53,433 if it makes you more comfortable. 631 00:42:53,533 --> 00:42:55,773 -So your real name? -No. 632 00:42:56,973 --> 00:42:58,513 I'm John, this is Alex. 633 00:42:58,613 --> 00:43:00,553 Well, hello to you both. 634 00:43:00,653 --> 00:43:02,313 How did you find us? 635 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,153 I was on my way to check out the traps. 636 00:43:04,253 --> 00:43:05,553 When I saw you both. 637 00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:08,113 I thought I'd lie low and suss you out a bit first. 638 00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:09,553 How long have you been here? 639 00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:11,233 Oh, about 10 minutes or so. 640 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:12,753 Trucks over there. 641 00:43:12,853 --> 00:43:16,433 I guess you guys didn't hear it because you were so engrossed. 642 00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:19,872 Wow! Wow! 643 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,672 So what's with the traps then? 644 00:43:21,772 --> 00:43:25,152 I noticed a few possums around here and I thought I'd try and catch one. 645 00:43:25,252 --> 00:43:27,352 And of course, once I figured what happened with the whole 646 00:43:27,452 --> 00:43:29,232 "everybody go bye bye" thing. 647 00:43:29,332 --> 00:43:30,672 Do you have fuel? 648 00:43:30,772 --> 00:43:32,352 [both] You know what happened. 649 00:43:32,452 --> 00:43:33,792 [CROSSTALK] Oh, I know exactly what happened. 650 00:43:33,892 --> 00:43:37,572 I mean, I guess it all makes sense with the possums being nocturnal, yeah. 651 00:43:40,612 --> 00:43:43,232 OK, why don't you guys come back to my place 652 00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:45,892 and I'll tell you exactly what happened and why we're here. 653 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,952 You do have a car or something, don't you? 654 00:43:49,052 --> 00:43:51,572 Yeah, it's that OJ Holden over there. 655 00:43:52,252 --> 00:43:56,712 Hey, isn't that a 1966 Ford XP Falcon utility? 656 00:43:56,812 --> 00:44:01,431 Yeah, it is only if it's got a 65 front end and we're sort of 657 00:44:01,531 --> 00:44:04,471 not driving that. The engine's cactus. Had to push it into place. 658 00:44:04,571 --> 00:44:06,631 Had to push it? Where from? 659 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:08,351 I'd rather not talk about it. 660 00:44:08,451 --> 00:44:10,511 Um, our car is actually out behind projector room. 661 00:44:10,611 --> 00:44:13,551 Righto, what you guys wanna lift your car? 662 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,831 No, thanks. 663 00:44:14,931 --> 00:44:16,271 We'll walk. 664 00:44:16,371 --> 00:44:18,371 I'll see you there. 665 00:44:32,811 --> 00:44:34,031 I don't like this. 666 00:44:34,131 --> 00:44:35,431 What the following? 667 00:44:35,531 --> 00:44:38,631 Well, you know, while that is creepy and all, 668 00:44:38,731 --> 00:44:42,510 something just feels wrong. Call it a sixth sense. 669 00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:45,590 I'm just gonna concentrate on my cool walking. 670 00:44:45,690 --> 00:44:48,130 Straight arms, squinty eyes. 671 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,470 OK, guys, follow me. 672 00:44:55,570 --> 00:44:58,050 It's only about 10 minutes to my place from here. 673 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,630 That allowing for traffic? 674 00:45:01,730 --> 00:45:03,730 I can drive. 675 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:11,830 So you live here? 676 00:45:11,930 --> 00:45:13,390 Oh, well, you know it's my workshop. 677 00:45:13,490 --> 00:45:14,950 Makes sense to crash where you work. 678 00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:16,790 It's be a great place to hide the bodies. 679 00:45:16,890 --> 00:45:18,230 [laughter] 680 00:45:18,330 --> 00:45:19,510 You're running 240? 681 00:45:19,610 --> 00:45:21,509 Oh, no, 110. 682 00:45:21,609 --> 00:45:22,789 I can only find Yank converters. 683 00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:23,989 Yeah, tell me about it. 684 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:26,249 So is the solar running the lights? 685 00:45:27,409 --> 00:45:29,269 No, the solar heats the water and keeps the fridge running. 686 00:45:29,369 --> 00:45:30,469 Sweet. 687 00:45:30,569 --> 00:45:31,789 What, you running on your solar? 688 00:45:31,889 --> 00:45:33,389 No, I converted a three phase Genny. 689 00:45:33,489 --> 00:45:34,949 -Diesel? -Bio. 690 00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:36,669 Where the bloody hell did you get that? 691 00:45:36,769 --> 00:45:38,549 Oh, fish and chip shops, mostly. 692 00:45:38,649 --> 00:45:40,229 KFC, McDonald's, Hungry Jacks. 693 00:45:40,329 --> 00:45:41,829 Anywhere with the deep fryer. 694 00:45:41,929 --> 00:45:43,069 Hungry? 695 00:45:43,169 --> 00:45:45,869 I can probably run it for about four days without refuelling. 696 00:45:45,969 --> 00:45:47,969 I mean, are you hungry? 697 00:45:51,809 --> 00:45:53,469 So why us? 698 00:45:53,569 --> 00:45:55,469 Said you'll tell us your theory. 699 00:45:55,569 --> 00:45:58,029 What were you doing at a quarter past three 700 00:45:58,129 --> 00:46:00,149 on the morning of the 31st of March? 701 00:46:00,249 --> 00:46:02,149 I was sleeping. 702 00:46:02,249 --> 00:46:03,348 What about you? 703 00:46:03,448 --> 00:46:04,548 Yeah, sleeping. 704 00:46:04,648 --> 00:46:06,668 -Oh. -[both] What? 705 00:46:06,768 --> 00:46:09,228 You see, I know what it is you were doing. 706 00:46:09,328 --> 00:46:12,068 -I was doing it myself. -Hey? 707 00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:14,988 At 3:15 a.m. our time 708 00:46:15,088 --> 00:46:18,028 on the 31st of March 2010 709 00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:20,828 was the precise moment that the first Hadron collision 710 00:46:20,928 --> 00:46:23,108 took place in Switzerland. 711 00:46:23,208 --> 00:46:25,188 You see, the goal of this experiment was 712 00:46:25,288 --> 00:46:26,748 to find the existence of a particle. 713 00:46:26,848 --> 00:46:28,668 -The God particle. -Yeah, right. 714 00:46:28,768 --> 00:46:34,108 But instead, I believe there's been a particle shift 715 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:37,928 which has caused a wormhole and transported the three of us here. 716 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,508 To another dimension, most likely. 717 00:46:40,608 --> 00:46:43,707 A duplicate Earth populated solely by us. 718 00:46:43,807 --> 00:46:45,507 You explain things well. 719 00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:47,027 Not according to my accountant. 720 00:46:47,127 --> 00:46:48,307 [laughter] 721 00:46:48,407 --> 00:46:50,427 You see, my theory is that the brainwave 722 00:46:50,527 --> 00:46:54,987 fluctuations that occurred during or directly after sexual activity 723 00:46:55,087 --> 00:46:58,587 are somehow connected to the particle shift. 724 00:46:58,687 --> 00:46:59,787 Particle shift? 725 00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:02,067 Sexual activity? 726 00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:03,827 Well, at first I thought it was just, you know, 727 00:47:03,927 --> 00:47:05,907 sexual activity in the general sense because, 728 00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:08,227 well, that's what I was doing. 729 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:09,907 And then I thought about it and I thought 730 00:47:10,007 --> 00:47:12,547 surely there would have been more people doing the deed, yeah? 731 00:47:12,647 --> 00:47:15,467 Therefore, we can assume that the shift must have been 732 00:47:15,567 --> 00:47:19,187 triggered by the hormone that happens when you orgasm, 733 00:47:19,287 --> 00:47:20,787 -Orgasm? -Orgasm. 734 00:47:20,887 --> 00:47:22,627 -Orgasm -Orgasms. 735 00:47:22,727 --> 00:47:24,467 -Orgasms? -Orgasms? 736 00:47:24,567 --> 00:47:26,566 Orgasms. 737 00:47:29,086 --> 00:47:31,826 -You've got a little bit of-- -What? Oh. 738 00:47:31,926 --> 00:47:33,926 Yeah, just... 739 00:47:37,086 --> 00:47:41,226 Nah, it's got to be said, I don't normally clock my orgasms, 740 00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:44,386 but I do know I had one at 12 minutes past three that morning. 741 00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:45,666 How do you know? 742 00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,546 Like I said, I don't normally clock them, 743 00:47:47,646 --> 00:47:50,386 but I do know that Todd took me into 744 00:47:50,486 --> 00:47:54,206 the height of pleasure at the exact moment the experiment was going on. 745 00:47:54,886 --> 00:47:59,026 I'm still not sure whether it was because of his expert manipulations 746 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,746 or the excitement of knowing that 747 00:48:00,846 --> 00:48:03,066 I was consigning my orgasm with the most exciting 748 00:48:03,166 --> 00:48:05,146 experiment to happen on the planet this century. 749 00:48:05,246 --> 00:48:06,545 And where is Todd? 750 00:48:06,645 --> 00:48:08,625 Oh, Todd never comes with me. 751 00:48:08,725 --> 00:48:11,665 He likes to make sure I'm highly satisfied first. 752 00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:14,845 Then I spend about an hour doing the same thing to him. 753 00:48:18,485 --> 00:48:22,825 So, I guess you two are doing the deed as well, yeah? 754 00:48:22,925 --> 00:48:24,185 Huh? 755 00:48:24,285 --> 00:48:26,185 Us? 756 00:48:26,285 --> 00:48:28,345 Aren't you two? 757 00:48:28,445 --> 00:48:30,525 -Oh. -Oh, God, no. 758 00:48:31,845 --> 00:48:35,225 Well you were having sex with someone. 759 00:48:35,325 --> 00:48:39,705 [both stammering] 760 00:48:39,805 --> 00:48:42,565 -Not so much with... -Not exactly...someone. 761 00:48:46,045 --> 00:48:48,044 Oh. 762 00:48:53,884 --> 00:48:57,644 Well, least I have enough swags for all of us. 763 00:48:58,764 --> 00:49:01,284 Although I would ask that you refrain from... 764 00:49:02,444 --> 00:49:05,384 Just makes for needless washing. 765 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,964 I'm not a fan of washing. 766 00:49:41,403 --> 00:49:44,583 Hey, are you awake? 767 00:49:44,683 --> 00:49:46,843 Can you believe it, I'm still cold. 768 00:49:48,123 --> 00:49:52,703 And I wanted to say I'm sorry for this morning. 769 00:49:52,803 --> 00:49:54,743 It's stupid for us to fight, don't you think? 770 00:49:54,843 --> 00:49:57,303 I know you're gonna say you were to blame. 771 00:49:57,403 --> 00:49:59,403 Maybe you have a point. 772 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,163 John? 773 00:50:04,003 --> 00:50:06,963 [distant laughter and chatter] 774 00:50:09,523 --> 00:50:12,342 That is funny. You are so funny. 775 00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:14,442 Am I really funny? 776 00:50:15,202 --> 00:50:16,822 Well, funny looking maybe. 777 00:50:16,922 --> 00:50:19,862 Oh, well, all I can say is thank God that the last 778 00:50:19,962 --> 00:50:22,662 man on earth is funny, you're not funny looking. 779 00:50:22,762 --> 00:50:24,542 In fact, you're kind of cute. 780 00:50:24,642 --> 00:50:27,022 Hey, you don't mind if I dribble these pants off you? 781 00:50:27,122 --> 00:50:29,222 Oh, don't worry, I'll keep my panties on. 782 00:50:29,322 --> 00:50:31,322 I'm not trying to seduce you or anything. 783 00:50:33,242 --> 00:50:36,962 [chatter continues] 784 00:51:01,801 --> 00:51:03,101 [mock laughing] 785 00:51:03,201 --> 00:51:05,641 My name is Wendy, I'm so clever, I'm packing the car. 786 00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:16,421 OK. 787 00:51:16,521 --> 00:51:18,521 It's on. 788 00:51:21,241 --> 00:51:24,261 There you are. Didn't know where you'd gone to. 789 00:51:24,361 --> 00:51:25,941 So what's happening? 790 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:29,581 Taking a trip, a secret American military base. 791 00:51:29,681 --> 00:51:32,740 Secret American military base, can you believe that? 792 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,460 And where is this so-called secret American base? 793 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,340 Secret American military base. Well, it's a secret, of course. 794 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,200 Luckily, my parents had an old map which had a clue on it. 795 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,500 Governments with so much more open back in the 1950s, 796 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,220 That's not far from here at all. 797 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,020 Why would they build a base so close to the city? 798 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,980 Bloody urban sprawl. 799 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,220 And what exactly are we going to do at this SAM? 800 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:02,660 Well, I've figured out how to reverse this whole mess. 801 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,860 Sure could use some help if you guys want to come. 802 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,220 Reverse what exactly? 803 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,540 Well everything. 804 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,380 We'll be able to get back. Back to our lives. 805 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,580 We won't be alone anymore. 806 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,459 -Well-- -Sounds like a great idea. 807 00:52:13,559 --> 00:52:15,259 What about your idea? Your plan? 808 00:52:15,359 --> 00:52:16,739 What did you have in mind? 809 00:52:16,839 --> 00:52:18,259 Oh, nothing really. 810 00:52:18,359 --> 00:52:21,219 As a matter of fact, John was gonna set up a web of three 811 00:52:21,319 --> 00:52:24,599 inch cables and create gamma rays to transport us back. 812 00:52:26,799 --> 00:52:28,019 Oh, that's good. 813 00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:31,419 That's really good. Are you serious? 814 00:52:31,519 --> 00:52:34,499 Well, it's just something to do. 815 00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:35,859 Just something to do. 816 00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:37,059 Where are you going to power it? 817 00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:38,579 Electrical storm? 818 00:52:38,679 --> 00:52:41,979 Or more likely, several electrical storms striking simultaneously. 819 00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:43,219 Tell her, John. 820 00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:47,179 Yeah, I guess I hadn't really thought that far ahead. 821 00:52:47,279 --> 00:52:49,219 You hadn't thought that far ahead? 822 00:52:49,319 --> 00:52:51,019 Well, I had to do something. 823 00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:53,499 Whoa, guys, it's OK. 824 00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:54,898 It's not that big a deal, you know. 825 00:52:54,998 --> 00:52:57,638 It's always important to keep your hands busy. 826 00:52:59,118 --> 00:53:03,218 Look, um, the morning's getting away from me, so I got to get going. 827 00:53:03,318 --> 00:53:05,358 Like I said, you're more than welcome to come. 828 00:53:06,678 --> 00:53:09,278 Otherwise, I'll see you later, yeah? 829 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,058 Maybe we should go. Help her out. 830 00:53:13,158 --> 00:53:14,538 -What do you think? -What do I think? 831 00:53:14,638 --> 00:53:16,578 I think you stop thinking every time she's around. 832 00:53:16,678 --> 00:53:19,498 -I...hey? -Nothing. 833 00:53:19,598 --> 00:53:21,378 Guess we should go. 834 00:53:21,478 --> 00:53:25,938 Great. I can only have one in the front though, road rules and all that. 835 00:53:26,038 --> 00:53:28,038 Shot gun. 836 00:53:28,438 --> 00:53:30,438 Of course. 837 00:53:45,877 --> 00:53:49,257 There's a secret American military base here? 838 00:53:49,357 --> 00:53:50,617 I had no idea. 839 00:53:50,717 --> 00:53:53,177 Yeah, well, it's a secret but 840 00:53:53,277 --> 00:53:55,677 they left some markers here so you could easily find it. 841 00:53:57,197 --> 00:53:59,817 I changed the password when I found this place. 842 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:02,517 You can't be too careful about protection, can you? 843 00:54:04,677 --> 00:54:06,677 What? 844 00:54:08,997 --> 00:54:11,437 There it is. The base is down this ladder. 845 00:54:18,396 --> 00:54:20,896 Oh, I should point out, though, if you cross this threshold, 846 00:54:20,996 --> 00:54:22,496 there's no turning back. 847 00:54:22,596 --> 00:54:24,416 Once the wheel's moving, it can't be stopped. 848 00:54:24,516 --> 00:54:26,696 So if you're coming down, you're 100 percent committed. 849 00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:28,616 OK? 850 00:54:28,716 --> 00:54:30,716 OK. 851 00:54:31,876 --> 00:54:36,216 So the bigger decision than we were first led to believe, hey, John? 852 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,656 What do you think? 853 00:54:37,756 --> 00:54:39,756 John? 854 00:54:51,396 --> 00:54:52,656 Lights. 855 00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:55,216 They're running that bio-watcha-ma-call-it thing here, too. 856 00:54:55,316 --> 00:54:57,536 Oh, no, this is hooked up to the emergency grid connected 857 00:54:57,636 --> 00:55:00,235 to the Snowy Mountains. Endless power supply. 858 00:55:01,515 --> 00:55:03,515 Silly me. 859 00:55:09,555 --> 00:55:13,295 OK, well, I'll check launch progress and initiate flight patterns. 860 00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:15,935 John, you know how to convert global positioning from 861 00:55:16,035 --> 00:55:17,575 the old American standards, don't you? 862 00:55:17,675 --> 00:55:19,015 I might need to brush up. 863 00:55:19,115 --> 00:55:20,775 Oh, no worries. It's easy, I'll show you. 864 00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:22,015 See, look. What you need to do 865 00:55:22,115 --> 00:55:23,775 is you take this first digit and then you transpose-- 866 00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:25,135 i might need to brush up too. 867 00:55:25,235 --> 00:55:27,235 Yeah, I guessed that. 868 00:55:28,155 --> 00:55:30,375 So what is your plan exactly? 869 00:55:30,475 --> 00:55:32,615 Well, like most big thermonuclear weapons, 870 00:55:32,715 --> 00:55:34,855 to start a fusion reaction, you need a fusion primer. 871 00:55:34,955 --> 00:55:36,655 This is called the primary stage trigger. 872 00:55:36,755 --> 00:55:39,055 Now, this creates so many crazy hot particles that it 873 00:55:39,155 --> 00:55:42,174 triggers a second fusion reaction or the big boom. 874 00:55:42,274 --> 00:55:45,734 Now it is theorized that a fusion reaction with 875 00:55:45,834 --> 00:55:48,274 sufficient mass could create a singularity. 876 00:55:48,754 --> 00:55:50,774 Right? Maybe I should have said, 877 00:55:50,874 --> 00:55:52,294 "What's your plan in general?" 878 00:55:52,394 --> 00:55:55,174 Well, a singularity, the point at which matter becomes 879 00:55:55,274 --> 00:55:58,054 infinitely dense, should create a wormhole. 880 00:55:58,154 --> 00:56:00,414 How do you know all this stuff? 881 00:56:00,514 --> 00:56:01,694 I have a PhD in physics. 882 00:56:01,794 --> 00:56:05,974 I majored in Einstein-Rosen Bridge. Wormhole Theory. 883 00:56:06,074 --> 00:56:08,614 So you're suggesting we set off a whole bunch of 884 00:56:08,714 --> 00:56:11,214 thermonuclear weapons to create a wormhole? 885 00:56:11,314 --> 00:56:13,574 Oh, wait a minute. There are nuclear weapons here? 886 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:18,174 Oh, there are a couple in Australia. Pine Gap, Maralinga, Dubbo. 887 00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:21,633 But we can control every launch pad in the world from here. 888 00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,973 Because all I've been doing for the last five weeks 889 00:56:25,073 --> 00:56:27,093 is cracking passwords to major installations, 890 00:56:27,193 --> 00:56:29,293 sorting various yields and detonators, 891 00:56:29,393 --> 00:56:32,053 initiating prelaunch sequences and working at various trajectories. 892 00:56:32,153 --> 00:56:34,373 This is what you've been doing for the last five weeks? 893 00:56:34,473 --> 00:56:35,733 Mostly, yeah. 894 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:38,813 Well, I could have played dress ups and driven around ranting on my CV 895 00:56:38,913 --> 00:56:40,253 but how pathetic would that be? 896 00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:43,693 So where are we in this scenario? 897 00:56:43,793 --> 00:56:46,133 Oh, close enough to the source of the explosion 898 00:56:46,233 --> 00:56:49,573 to be assured of being sucked into the wormhole, 899 00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:52,133 which I figure is about here if we detonate 900 00:56:52,233 --> 00:56:54,313 for an airburst of about a thousand metres. 901 00:56:56,033 --> 00:56:58,973 Sorry, we're actually gonna be standing at ground zero? 902 00:56:59,073 --> 00:57:00,493 Well, yeah. 903 00:57:00,593 --> 00:57:01,732 And what happens then? 904 00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:03,412 What happens then? 905 00:57:03,512 --> 00:57:06,132 The reverse of what happened the first time course. 906 00:57:06,232 --> 00:57:07,492 Right. Of course. 907 00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:10,772 So we will all go back to where we came from 908 00:57:10,872 --> 00:57:12,692 back to the night when this all happened. 909 00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:13,892 Exactly. 910 00:57:13,992 --> 00:57:15,092 And you're positive this will work? 911 00:57:15,192 --> 00:57:16,532 That's the beauty of it. 912 00:57:16,632 --> 00:57:18,532 If it works, then we go home. 913 00:57:18,632 --> 00:57:22,312 And if it doesn't, instantly vaporized. 914 00:57:25,232 --> 00:57:27,132 Can I speak to you in private? 915 00:57:27,232 --> 00:57:30,772 OK. Would you excuse us a moment, please? 916 00:57:30,872 --> 00:57:32,872 Sure. 917 00:57:37,712 --> 00:57:39,892 I don't know about you, but I've eaten trail mix 918 00:57:39,992 --> 00:57:41,532 less nutty and fruity than that. 919 00:57:41,632 --> 00:57:43,491 -What do you mean? -What do I mean? 920 00:57:43,591 --> 00:57:47,091 Well, if we believe for two seconds that this so-called military base 921 00:57:47,191 --> 00:57:49,771 can do what she says it can, unless I'm mistaken, 922 00:57:49,871 --> 00:57:51,931 she's talking about standing directly under 923 00:57:52,031 --> 00:57:53,891 a nuclear explosion in the hope - 924 00:57:53,991 --> 00:57:56,731 the hope - that it might just create a wormhole. 925 00:57:56,831 --> 00:57:58,251 I don't know. The theory is sound. 926 00:57:58,351 --> 00:57:59,971 Don't worry, I get it, John. 927 00:58:00,071 --> 00:58:01,411 Get what? 928 00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:03,651 Well, now that you've consummated your love with Little Miss Angsty Pants. 929 00:58:03,751 --> 00:58:05,691 Consummated? Angsty pants? 930 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:07,291 I'm sorry, should I have said angsty panties? 931 00:58:07,391 --> 00:58:09,131 You're talking gibberish. 932 00:58:09,231 --> 00:58:11,291 She could be a genius. 933 00:58:11,391 --> 00:58:13,611 A beautiful genius, yes. 934 00:58:13,711 --> 00:58:15,371 Beautiful? Listen, shut up. 935 00:58:15,471 --> 00:58:18,411 Some risks they're worth taking but this? 936 00:58:18,511 --> 00:58:20,511 We could die. 937 00:58:22,671 --> 00:58:25,250 You're right, I mean, it's a bit different now, 938 00:58:25,350 --> 00:58:27,770 but it's totally liveable. 939 00:58:27,870 --> 00:58:29,870 I thought you'd say that. 940 00:58:31,190 --> 00:58:33,190 Let's go break it to her. 941 00:58:38,510 --> 00:58:40,650 We are not going with you. 942 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,750 Oh, really? 943 00:58:43,150 --> 00:58:47,290 Oh, I don't know, Alex, I guess I must have 944 00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:49,590 suspected you were gonna say that. 945 00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:52,990 This woman does not speak for me. 946 00:58:54,950 --> 00:58:56,950 Then get over here. 947 00:58:57,670 --> 00:59:01,530 You're gonna shoot me now, you can't wait another hour or so? 948 00:59:01,630 --> 00:59:03,650 Johnny, can you grab that gaffer tape, please? 949 00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:05,449 Johnny? Bleuch. 950 00:59:05,549 --> 00:59:07,549 Bind her good. 951 00:59:10,389 --> 00:59:13,489 OK, now all we need is some train tracks. 952 00:59:13,589 --> 00:59:15,589 You know what, Alexsi? 953 00:59:16,229 --> 00:59:19,469 I have been wanting to do this since the first moment I saw you. 954 00:59:27,589 --> 00:59:30,049 Well, the bombs are well and truly on their way. 955 00:59:30,149 --> 00:59:34,469 Should be here in T minus one hour and 36 minutes. 956 00:59:35,629 --> 00:59:38,049 They will all come, Johnny, and we'll set things right. 957 00:59:38,149 --> 00:59:39,689 [grunts] 958 00:59:39,789 --> 00:59:41,169 Is that grunting bothering you? 959 00:59:41,269 --> 00:59:42,369 No. 960 00:59:42,469 --> 00:59:44,609 I've trained myself to ignore minor irritations. 961 00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:46,648 'Cause it's doing my head in. 962 00:59:46,748 --> 00:59:48,748 No worries. 963 00:59:49,748 --> 00:59:51,248 Uh, what's that? 964 00:59:51,348 --> 00:59:52,488 It's a sap. 965 00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,588 You use it to knock people out. 966 00:59:55,268 --> 00:59:58,368 Or I can just take her into the other room? 967 00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:02,888 Either way, but take this in case she gets feisty. 968 01:00:02,988 --> 01:00:04,888 Why do you have one of these? 969 01:00:04,988 --> 01:00:06,988 It's a sex thing. 970 01:00:24,148 --> 01:00:26,328 [groaning] Traitor. 971 01:00:26,428 --> 01:00:28,087 I'll be happy just to see you flash fry. 972 01:00:28,187 --> 01:00:30,287 -Shh! -Do you really think your girlfriend's 973 01:00:30,387 --> 01:00:32,807 gonna take you through her enchanted physics hole 974 01:00:32,907 --> 01:00:34,527 and back to the land of the happy leprechauns? 975 01:00:34,627 --> 01:00:35,727 Wendy's great. 976 01:00:35,827 --> 01:00:37,607 She's gonna get us back home. 977 01:00:37,707 --> 01:00:39,047 She's a lunatic, a fruitcake, 978 01:00:39,147 --> 01:00:41,967 a picnic blanket short of a picnic blanket out of a... 979 01:00:42,067 --> 01:00:43,207 Please don't tape my mouth again. 980 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,887 [squeals] 981 01:00:44,987 --> 01:00:47,247 [shouting] If only you knew how great Wendy is. 982 01:00:47,347 --> 01:00:48,647 [whispering] OK, that's not true. 983 01:00:48,747 --> 01:00:50,887 I agree with you. She's nuts. 984 01:00:50,987 --> 01:00:54,087 [shouting] I see it in her but you don't wanna see it. 985 01:00:54,187 --> 01:00:55,687 [whispering] Again, not true. 986 01:00:55,787 --> 01:00:57,047 I'm crazy about you, Alex. 987 01:00:57,147 --> 01:01:00,287 I've been crazy about you since the moment I met you at Jen and Ken's. 988 01:01:00,387 --> 01:01:03,647 [shouting] So I'm going back to the other side with Wendy. 989 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:06,847 And we are going to breed beautiful children, 990 01:01:06,947 --> 01:01:10,846 even though we have not consummated our relationship yet. 991 01:01:10,946 --> 01:01:13,826 [whispering] Nothing happened with Wendy last night, I swear it. 992 01:01:15,186 --> 01:01:16,406 You swear it? 993 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:19,326 Yeah, well, of course. 994 01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:20,726 I knew it. 995 01:01:20,826 --> 01:01:23,086 I can't wait to meet you in the real world, Johnny. 996 01:01:23,186 --> 01:01:25,546 You will not regret this. 997 01:01:30,386 --> 01:01:34,146 [muffled shouting] 998 01:01:36,866 --> 01:01:39,046 -I'm taking us home. -Home? 999 01:01:39,146 --> 01:01:41,166 What are you doing? 1000 01:01:41,266 --> 01:01:42,406 A razor? 1001 01:01:42,506 --> 01:01:43,806 What? 1002 01:01:43,906 --> 01:01:45,806 Oh, you kinky... 1003 01:01:45,906 --> 01:01:49,886 Listen, I can shave later, you dirty old man. 1004 01:01:49,986 --> 01:01:51,985 Right now, I don't have time. 1005 01:01:52,825 --> 01:01:55,085 Stupid, lousy taser razor. 1006 01:01:55,185 --> 01:01:57,465 [muffled sounds] 1007 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:04,045 -Oh, and I just had another thought. -What's that, babe? 1008 01:02:04,145 --> 01:02:05,685 After I've finished the reconfiguration, 1009 01:02:05,785 --> 01:02:07,085 there's something else we need to be doing. 1010 01:02:07,185 --> 01:02:08,285 Oh, yeah? 1011 01:02:08,385 --> 01:02:10,245 Orgasming at the time of critical mass. 1012 01:02:10,345 --> 01:02:11,445 Oh. 1013 01:02:11,545 --> 01:02:12,965 It's the only way to make sure that the wormhole 1014 01:02:13,065 --> 01:02:15,305 reopens and we remember everything. 1015 01:02:18,385 --> 01:02:20,605 Some of us will be going home soon. 1016 01:02:20,705 --> 01:02:22,945 [muffled shouting] 1017 01:02:27,465 --> 01:02:29,245 Gentle. 1018 01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:31,484 I am home. 1019 01:02:31,584 --> 01:02:33,404 You are home? I don't understand. 1020 01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:35,164 -What do you mean? -Before. 1021 01:02:35,264 --> 01:02:37,484 She said... Before she said we're going home. 1022 01:02:37,584 --> 01:02:38,924 It doesn't matter. Come on. 1023 01:02:39,024 --> 01:02:41,024 We've got to stop these bombs from going off. 1024 01:02:43,464 --> 01:02:45,464 Well, come on. 1025 01:02:46,704 --> 01:02:47,804 Oh. 1026 01:02:47,904 --> 01:02:50,284 [chuckles] I'm a goose. 1027 01:02:50,384 --> 01:02:52,584 Yes, would you hurry up? 1028 01:02:57,144 --> 01:02:58,684 -What are you doing? -I don't know. 1029 01:02:58,784 --> 01:03:00,124 Maybe I can divert the missiles. 1030 01:03:00,224 --> 01:03:02,044 If we can just figure out the guidance system. 1031 01:03:02,144 --> 01:03:04,004 The one that took Wendy five weeks to figure out? 1032 01:03:04,104 --> 01:03:05,204 Yeah. 1033 01:03:05,304 --> 01:03:06,724 You're gonna figure that out in less than an hour? 1034 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:09,124 Well, how hard could it be? Maybe if I just press this button. 1035 01:03:09,224 --> 01:03:10,324 [siren sounds] 1036 01:03:10,424 --> 01:03:12,164 [automated voice] Missile profiles accelerated. 1037 01:03:12,264 --> 01:03:14,283 Detonation now in two... 1038 01:03:14,383 --> 01:03:16,203 Accelerated. How the hell do you accelerate a missile? 1039 01:03:16,303 --> 01:03:17,803 Two minutes? It's too late! 1040 01:03:17,903 --> 01:03:19,483 -But that means... -I know. 1041 01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:21,683 Unless...wait. 1042 01:03:21,783 --> 01:03:23,523 -Climax. -Yeah. Yeah. 1043 01:03:23,623 --> 01:03:25,043 You could say this is a bit of a climax. 1044 01:03:25,143 --> 01:03:27,763 No. We both have to orgasm when the bombs hit. 1045 01:03:27,863 --> 01:03:29,043 Both of us at the same time? 1046 01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:30,923 Well, this is how we got here in the first place. 1047 01:03:31,023 --> 01:03:33,603 Like Wendy was saying, the things, or... 1048 01:03:33,703 --> 01:03:35,703 whatever that we released when we... 1049 01:03:36,263 --> 01:03:38,283 It'll stop us forgetting. We'll remember everything. 1050 01:03:38,383 --> 01:03:39,563 OK, I suppose that makes sense. 1051 01:03:39,663 --> 01:03:41,923 I don't wanna forget this, John, so we have to have these orgasms. 1052 01:03:42,023 --> 01:03:44,003 -Come on. -We haven't even kissed. 1053 01:03:44,103 --> 01:03:45,523 I mean, you know, can't we at least work up to this? 1054 01:03:45,623 --> 01:03:47,923 -You said you loved me. -I think what I said was... 1055 01:03:48,023 --> 01:03:49,763 -We have less than a minute. -Less than a minute. 1056 01:03:49,863 --> 01:03:52,123 OK. I'm not saying I'm not capable of performing here, 1057 01:03:52,223 --> 01:03:54,842 but, you know, I just thought, oh, my God. 1058 01:03:54,942 --> 01:03:56,482 Oh, the concrete is cold. 1059 01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:57,962 -Come on. -You're not helping here. 1060 01:03:58,062 --> 01:03:59,522 I mean, you're meant to be saying something sexy. 1061 01:03:59,622 --> 01:04:01,922 Sexy? How about um, hot stuff. 1062 01:04:02,022 --> 01:04:03,122 Hot stuff? 1063 01:04:03,222 --> 01:04:04,802 You see that makes panty sound like gold. 1064 01:04:04,902 --> 01:04:08,022 [dramatic music playing] 1065 01:04:14,422 --> 01:04:15,602 I think I'm gonna... 1066 01:04:15,702 --> 01:04:17,882 -No, hang on. -What? Hang on? 1067 01:04:17,982 --> 01:04:19,982 Is this good? 1068 01:04:28,222 --> 01:04:29,322 Oh, yes. 1069 01:04:29,422 --> 01:04:31,082 No, no, shit. 1070 01:04:31,182 --> 01:04:32,402 Oh, yes. 1071 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:33,882 Oh, there it is. 1072 01:04:33,982 --> 01:04:35,641 OK. Oh, God, don't stop. 1073 01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:37,741 Don't stop what? What am I doing? 1074 01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:45,281 Oh, shut up, I think. 1075 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:47,281 [heavy breathing] Oh, yes. 1076 01:04:47,381 --> 01:04:49,761 Oh, God, yes. 1077 01:04:49,861 --> 01:04:51,941 [both shouting] 1078 01:04:53,421 --> 01:04:55,741 [explosion] 1079 01:05:08,381 --> 01:05:12,281 [man] Yeah, baby, the earth just moved. 1080 01:05:12,381 --> 01:05:15,321 -[chuckles] -No, no, I don't think so. 1081 01:05:15,421 --> 01:05:17,600 I think the earth is exactly where we left it. 1082 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:19,040 Oh, you came all right. 1083 01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,960 Big time. 1084 01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:23,000 Afraid not, Todd ball. 1085 01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:24,400 Barely registered. 1086 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:25,760 Pity. 1087 01:05:25,860 --> 01:05:28,280 I was trying to come with a Hadron collision. 1088 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:30,240 The what? 1089 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:32,660 You're a weird chick, you know that? 1090 01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:37,780 [alarm clock blaring] 1091 01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:44,180 [phone ringing] 1092 01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:51,920 Hello? 1093 01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:53,760 [woman] Alex, can you hear me? 1094 01:05:53,860 --> 01:05:55,860 Where the hell are you? 1095 01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:57,799 Where am I? 1096 01:05:57,899 --> 01:05:59,919 That's a very good question. 1097 01:06:00,019 --> 01:06:01,239 Where the hell are you? 1098 01:06:01,339 --> 01:06:02,759 I beg your pardon? 1099 01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,639 It's 9:15, Alex, why aren't you here? 1100 01:06:05,739 --> 01:06:07,739 I am here. 1101 01:06:08,939 --> 01:06:10,679 I am here. 1102 01:06:10,779 --> 01:06:12,559 Oh, my God, you little pearler. 1103 01:06:12,659 --> 01:06:14,919 What? Get down here right away, Alex. 1104 01:06:15,019 --> 01:06:17,939 That presentation needs to be finished right now. 1105 01:06:19,139 --> 01:06:21,039 No, no, I'll be in later. 1106 01:06:21,139 --> 01:06:22,479 What? 1107 01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:26,119 Actually, I've got a lot of stuff I need to do today. 1108 01:06:26,219 --> 01:06:28,519 A whole lot of stuff. 1109 01:06:28,619 --> 01:06:30,319 Consider this a resignation. 1110 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:31,719 Resignation? 1111 01:06:31,819 --> 01:06:33,719 [muffled shouts through the phone] 1112 01:06:33,819 --> 01:06:35,819 Oh, for crying out-- 1113 01:06:37,659 --> 01:06:38,758 John. 1114 01:06:38,858 --> 01:06:41,838 Hello, I need the number for a John um... 1115 01:06:41,938 --> 01:06:43,398 Actually, scrap that. 1116 01:06:43,498 --> 01:06:48,398 I need the number for a guy in Taringa who posts films. 1117 01:06:48,498 --> 01:06:51,938 No, he turns classic films into 3D films. 1118 01:06:52,898 --> 01:06:54,438 2B Or Not 3D. 1119 01:06:54,538 --> 01:06:56,558 That'll be it. Yep, OK, thanks. 1120 01:06:56,658 --> 01:06:58,358 Yes, I'll hold. 1121 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:02,718 Hello. Thank you for calling 2B Or Not 3D. 1122 01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:05,398 Please leave a message after the beep. 1123 01:07:05,498 --> 01:07:06,958 [BEEP] John? 1124 01:07:07,058 --> 01:07:09,318 Hey, we're back. It's me. 1125 01:07:09,418 --> 01:07:11,758 I'm coming over, so don't try and find me. 1126 01:07:11,858 --> 01:07:13,858 Stay where you are. 1127 01:07:26,577 --> 01:07:28,477 Oh. 1128 01:07:28,577 --> 01:07:29,757 It's you. 1129 01:07:29,857 --> 01:07:30,957 You remember? 1130 01:07:31,057 --> 01:07:33,057 How could I forget? 1131 01:07:33,857 --> 01:07:35,637 Despite what you may think it's not every day 1132 01:07:35,737 --> 01:07:37,677 I'm personally humiliated like that. 1133 01:07:37,777 --> 01:07:39,037 Sorry? 1134 01:07:39,137 --> 01:07:41,777 Is that an apology for yesterday? 1135 01:07:43,217 --> 01:07:44,917 Yesterday? 1136 01:07:45,017 --> 01:07:47,677 Oh, you don't remember anything else? 1137 01:07:47,777 --> 01:07:49,277 Like what? 1138 01:07:49,377 --> 01:07:51,477 Any other insults? 1139 01:07:51,577 --> 01:07:53,897 To be honest, I'm trying not to let that one sink in. 1140 01:07:55,097 --> 01:07:58,397 OK, you don't remember the rooftop? 1141 01:07:58,497 --> 01:08:00,157 The drive-in? 1142 01:08:00,257 --> 01:08:01,516 The crazy Wendy chick? 1143 01:08:01,616 --> 01:08:03,076 I remember a crazy chick. 1144 01:08:03,176 --> 01:08:06,016 -You do? -No, no, you're the crazy chick. 1145 01:08:08,296 --> 01:08:10,296 Oh. Um... 1146 01:08:10,816 --> 01:08:12,816 OK. 1147 01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:20,056 So, I've had a lot of time to think since yesterday 1148 01:08:22,296 --> 01:08:25,676 and you're not as bad as I thought. 1149 01:08:25,776 --> 01:08:27,796 Right. Um, OK. 1150 01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:32,316 What I'm trying to say is I'd be willing to give you another chance. 1151 01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:33,956 Wait. 1152 01:08:34,056 --> 01:08:38,616 Look, Alex, I'm not the last man on earth, you don't have to worry. 1153 01:08:39,736 --> 01:08:42,155 Now, if you don't mind, I've got a classic film in here 1154 01:08:42,255 --> 01:08:44,255 that I'm trying to convert to 3D. 1155 01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:48,355 You think you know someone, huh? 1156 01:08:48,455 --> 01:08:50,355 I mean, we saved the world together. 1157 01:08:50,455 --> 01:08:51,955 I can't believe he wouldn't give me another shot. 1158 01:08:52,055 --> 01:08:54,475 -Why wouldn't he? -Here, drink this? 1159 01:08:54,575 --> 01:08:56,275 Hopefully, you'll make it back to this planet. 1160 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,835 So, the guy doesn't like me. 1161 01:08:57,935 --> 01:08:59,475 He fell in love with me. 1162 01:08:59,575 --> 01:09:03,275 He told me, well, indirectly, no, very directly, 1163 01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:06,355 that he'd fallen in love with me the moment he set eyes on me. 1164 01:09:06,455 --> 01:09:07,915 They all say that, hon. 1165 01:09:08,015 --> 01:09:09,115 They're just bastards. 1166 01:09:09,215 --> 01:09:10,435 If he loves me so much, how come he can't 1167 01:09:10,535 --> 01:09:11,875 get over my behaviour yesterday? 1168 01:09:11,975 --> 01:09:14,275 The other day. Whenever the hell it was. 1169 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:17,955 Oh, good morning. What's going on? 1170 01:09:18,055 --> 01:09:20,395 Well, Alex got caught in a black hole. 1171 01:09:20,495 --> 01:09:21,635 Wormhole. 1172 01:09:21,735 --> 01:09:23,394 Sorry, wormhole and just spent the last 1173 01:09:23,494 --> 01:09:25,794 five weeks in an alternate universe 1174 01:09:25,894 --> 01:09:29,514 where John was the last man on earth and they both fell deeply in love. 1175 01:09:29,614 --> 01:09:33,214 But now John can't remember any of it and doesn't want a bar of her. 1176 01:09:37,294 --> 01:09:39,794 He's probably at that stupid drive-in right now. 1177 01:09:39,894 --> 01:09:41,354 Huh, I bet he is. 1178 01:09:41,454 --> 01:09:43,754 All on his lonesome, "'Cause someone's gotta run the cinema." 1179 01:09:43,854 --> 01:09:46,754 Alex, maybe what you need to do right now is rest. 1180 01:09:46,854 --> 01:09:48,674 Why don't you lie down in the spare room? 1181 01:09:48,774 --> 01:09:50,234 Hmm? 1182 01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:52,614 OK, thanks for the tea. 1183 01:09:55,454 --> 01:09:58,094 [gentle music plays] 1184 01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:21,093 [movie plays indistinctly] 1185 01:10:52,572 --> 01:10:54,572 You. 1186 01:11:00,852 --> 01:11:03,092 I want to apologise. 1187 01:11:03,612 --> 01:11:05,272 Apologise? 1188 01:11:05,372 --> 01:11:07,372 For the other... 1189 01:11:07,852 --> 01:11:09,432 For yesterday. 1190 01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:10,752 Oh? 1191 01:11:10,852 --> 01:11:12,912 I did not give you a chance 1192 01:11:13,012 --> 01:11:15,752 and now that I've had time to get to know you... 1193 01:11:15,852 --> 01:11:20,052 to think about what you were trying to tell me, I think... 1194 01:11:21,572 --> 01:11:26,532 I firmly believe that we could maybe... 1195 01:11:28,171 --> 01:11:29,311 I don't know. 1196 01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:31,851 Would you be interested in seeing me again? 1197 01:11:32,971 --> 01:11:34,971 Is this some kind of joke? 1198 01:11:36,531 --> 01:11:39,611 Are you working for Prank Patrol or something? 1199 01:11:40,371 --> 01:11:42,571 No. It's legit. 1200 01:11:43,971 --> 01:11:48,271 Please forgive my scepticism, but you did say to me 1201 01:11:48,371 --> 01:11:51,071 you wouldn't go out with me if I was the last man on earth. 1202 01:11:51,171 --> 01:11:52,631 Yeah, I was wrong about that. 1203 01:11:52,731 --> 01:11:53,951 I would. 1204 01:11:54,051 --> 01:11:56,631 Well, that's an ego boost. Thanks. 1205 01:11:56,731 --> 01:11:58,731 You'll excuse my blushing. 1206 01:12:01,611 --> 01:12:03,271 Wow. 1207 01:12:03,371 --> 01:12:05,531 This is all going so wrong. 1208 01:12:11,170 --> 01:12:13,170 I'm sorry. 1209 01:12:14,650 --> 01:12:18,550 [gentle music plays] 1210 01:12:18,650 --> 01:12:20,650 Alex. 1211 01:12:28,290 --> 01:12:30,450 You were right about me. 1212 01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:34,190 I just read this stupid, stupid book. 1213 01:12:34,290 --> 01:12:37,790 'Ten Steps to Getting the Girl You Want, Even If She Doesn't Want You'. 1214 01:12:37,890 --> 01:12:40,070 Oh, God. You've read the book. 1215 01:12:40,170 --> 01:12:42,170 A little. 1216 01:12:43,810 --> 01:12:46,430 Is there a chance we can start afresh? 1217 01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:48,530 No games this time. 1218 01:12:48,890 --> 01:12:50,889 I'd really like that. 1219 01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:57,329 Do you like corny movies? 1220 01:12:58,769 --> 01:13:00,769 I love corny movies. 1221 01:13:03,009 --> 01:13:05,009 I like your necklace. 1222 01:13:25,729 --> 01:13:28,689 ["Atomic Electric" by Rebecca's Empire plays] 1223 01:14:35,607 --> 01:14:37,607 Fuck. Sorry. 1224 01:14:38,887 --> 01:14:40,887 Hang on, wait. 1225 01:14:49,247 --> 01:14:51,587 Yeah, the whole thing is ludicrous. 1226 01:14:51,687 --> 01:14:55,046 What people can't watch a 3D film anymore without it being in 3D? 1227 01:14:56,886 --> 01:14:59,906 From my point of view, I think things are going great. 1228 01:15:00,006 --> 01:15:02,006 Sorry. 1229 01:15:03,246 --> 01:15:05,246 [giggling] 1230 01:15:05,566 --> 01:15:07,546 Laughing in anticipation. 1231 01:15:07,646 --> 01:15:08,746 That's how funny I am. 1232 01:15:08,846 --> 01:15:10,846 Sorry, sorry, fuck sorry. 1233 01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:13,346 Still rolling. 1234 01:15:13,446 --> 01:15:14,746 -All she has to do is sleep. -Oh, God. 1235 01:15:14,846 --> 01:15:17,626 Really? Then why did the lead singer form a band called 1236 01:15:17,726 --> 01:15:21,026 the Patron Saints of Imperfection, hey? 1237 01:15:21,126 --> 01:15:23,706 It's 'cause she wanted to disabuse people 1238 01:15:23,806 --> 01:15:26,506 of the idea that [speaks gibberish]. 1239 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:28,546 I don't know. I fucked that up completely. 1240 01:15:28,646 --> 01:15:30,646 Sorry. 1241 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:33,306 [man] Still rolling. 1242 01:15:33,406 --> 01:15:35,405 Don't. 1243 01:15:41,285 --> 01:15:43,265 [snores] 1244 01:15:43,365 --> 01:15:46,185 [laughter] 1245 01:15:46,285 --> 01:15:48,685 Hello. We're making a... 1246 01:15:49,805 --> 01:15:51,545 Fuck. 1247 01:15:51,645 --> 01:15:53,105 I'm so sorry. 1248 01:15:53,205 --> 01:15:54,385 [man] Cut, cut, cut. 1249 01:15:54,485 --> 01:15:57,805 Oh, well, I should probably stick to the routine. 1250 01:15:58,525 --> 01:16:00,525 [Alex] What do you mean? 1251 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:05,265 I should probably stick to the routine. 1252 01:16:05,365 --> 01:16:06,665 [Alex] What do you mean? 1253 01:16:06,765 --> 01:16:08,665 Well, make sure the generators fuelled and oiled, 1254 01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:11,385 top up the hot water tanks, chip... 1255 01:16:11,485 --> 01:16:13,485 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1256 01:16:16,524 --> 01:16:17,944 That's my phone. 1257 01:16:18,044 --> 01:16:21,044 [cheering and applause] 1258 01:16:22,804 --> 01:16:24,504 You got any plans for tonight? 1259 01:16:24,604 --> 01:16:27,604 Nah. I'm keeping my options open. 1260 01:16:28,124 --> 01:16:30,324 'Cause I thought I might take you to a strip club.