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People don't know
how much responsibility it is.

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They copulate and produce creatures
that wander around without purpose.

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He'll fall on his face.

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Look how his legs are shaking.

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His mother's not even looking.

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The boy is fighting for life
and she's Tindering for a dad.

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If he doesn't go ass over teakettle
in 30 seconds, I'll pay double.

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-That's it!
-Mom! Ouch!

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God! Wait.

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What's up, homie?

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<i>There's this one day</i>

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<i>Very warm, yet in December</i>

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<i>A day, a casual day</i>

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<i>On which conflicts are not remembered</i>

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<i>There's this one day</i>

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<i>On which joy awaits us all</i>

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<i>It is a day</i>

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<i>We've all know since we were born</i>

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<i>From Earth to Heaven</i>
<i>From Heaven to Earth</i>

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<i>Everyone sends greetings back and forth</i>

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<i>Trees to birds</i>
<i>Birds to trees</i>

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<i>Snowflakes dance in the wind with ease</i>

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<i>There's this one day</i>

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<i>We spend together without a fuss</i>

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<i>A day, a beautiful day</i>

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<i>Today the year is gifting it to us</i>

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Hey, Tytus.

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This is for his supper at 7:00.

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You won't believe it.

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I got free weed.

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What? He doesn't know what it means.
There are different kinds of weeds.

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You're completely irredeemable.

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I know exactly what you're doing.
I know your every move. Each one.

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This one, too?

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Stop. All you had to do was pick him up.

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I forgot.

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You know time passes differently for me.

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-Definitely does now.
-Are you angry?

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-Do I look angry?
-I bet you are.

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Four people died on my shift today,
but you pissed me off the most.

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There's a parents' association meeting
at Little Ray of Sunshine today.

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I'm sure they'll talk about Tytus again,
and I won't be there again.

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They really hate him.

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The looks they gave me when it got out
that I'm the only one who doesn't pay…

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Or when Tytus put a frankfurter
up a girl's nose.

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Or when he brought
a dead pigeon in his bag.

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The whole frankfurter?

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-I fucked up, I know.
-Hey! Please…

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-You were swearing too.
-But I was swearing towards the wall.

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But the sound bounces off and-- Okay.

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Fine.

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I fucked up.

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I'll go to the meeting for you.

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WELCOME

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No.

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I have to go to the hospital,
and somebody has to stay with him.

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Besides, you'd feel lost among adults.

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Bye, darling.

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Goodnight.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE KINDERGARTEN

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What have you got there?

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Tytus?

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These are my head--

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They're expensive.

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You break them, you buy them.

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Tytus…

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Not on the wall!

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Fucking great…

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Hey, dude. Can you do me a favor?

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<i>Yeah?</i>

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I have to go out.

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<i>Want me to babysit the shitling?</i>

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A NIGHT AT THE KINDERGARTEN

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This decision really wasn't easy,
but I've run out of options.

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As you know, your ideas didn't work.

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I don't think we can do this.

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-The consequences for the child--
-There's a lot of kids here.

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-For the child--
-Your opinion is one of many.

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This is too important--

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-Hey.
-Good evening.

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-I'm--
-Dorota's man, right? Eryk?

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How did you know?

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Her Insta. She has only a few photos.
You're in one of them, hugging her.

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It's got to be serious.

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I think so.

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You came to her son's PA meeting,
so it's mega serious. My name is Justyna.

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-Hi.
-I'm the Chair of the PA committee.

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-And you?
-I'm the headmistress.

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The meeting's over there.

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Hey, everyone!

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This is Eryk.

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-Hi, Eryk.
-Hi.

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Jeez, why so gloomy?

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-Hi, Eryk!
-Hi, Eryk!

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-Hello.
-Hi, Eryk!

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Since Eryk is new.
How about two-sentence introductions?

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Fuck me, you serious?

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Excuse me, we have a rule here.
Just one. No swearing.

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It becomes a habit, our kids absorb it,
and their lexicons get contaminated.

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Yeah, sure.

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In that case, I'm Eryk.

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That's the first sentence.

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I am Dorota's boyfriend-- I mean partner.

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I work as a sound designer,
and we can say that I'm Tytus' stepfather.

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That's the second.
A compound sentence. You're it!

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Since I'm twice your age,
can I get twice the sentences?

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No.

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Tadeusz.

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-Hi, Tadeusz.
-Hello.

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-We're the parents of two little kids.
-I'm Anka's dad.

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I'm Gaweł's mum.
We met here. You know how it is.

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I'm Pawełek's mum. He's a senior.

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-He's swims really well.
-Right.

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He wants a puppy. We're thinking about it.

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-We're seeing each other.
-I mean, at the kindergarten.

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We're both single.

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-Yeah, we are.
-I'm single.

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I had too many antics in my life
to sum it up in two sentences.

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Recently my husband took him go-karting.

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But enough about me.

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I'm Hamza.

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Hello, my name is Kazimierz.

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Four of my kids went to this kindergarten.

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Now Daniel goes here.

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Daniel has Down syndrome,
but I raise him as if he didn't.

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-That's admirable.
-Excuse me?

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I mean, cool.

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-I--
-Let's start!

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Before we move on to the main event,
namely our long-awaited Nativity play,

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I'd like to put one more issue for debate.

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Namely, the toilets.

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Kazimierz, thank you
for sponsoring the self-flushing toilets.

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No problem.

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Though, some parents disapprove of them,
because they don't teach independence.

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Who?

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Who disapproves?

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Pawełek sometimes doesn't poop for a week.

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-Bran.
-With all due respect, it's stupid.

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Kids have to know how to flush.
If they don't learn…

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Hamza.

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…they won't learn.

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Hamza.

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Look at me when you're talking to me.

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Stools used to float for hours.
You know how unhealthy that is?

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As a dietician and personal coach,
I think that excreting is sometimes

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more important than eating.

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-Let's focus, please.
-Listen. What I did was objectively good.

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Please, stop stressing out.
We're all grateful, right?

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Let's thank him. Thank you, Kazimierz.

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-Thank you.
-Of course.

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-Thank you.
-The problem is not sticking to protocol.

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Without voting.

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Because it was 7.15 p.m.,
and voting would bring on the yapping.

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When I wanted a real spruce Christmas
tree, I was told it wasn't eco-friendly.

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-I wanted to hang the national emblem--
-We should vote.

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With respect, this isn't your home.

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-This is a community.
-This is fu--

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YES

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Toilets begone!

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"Crap-pers." I assume it means "no."

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Toilets "yes." Toilets "no."

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"No."

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"Yes."

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And "yes" to the toilets.

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It's a draw.

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I'm quite happy with the outcome.
Pluralism wins and--

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Kazimierz, excuse me a second.

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Eryk?

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Bon appétit.

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Dorota authorized you to be here.

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Yeah. Sure.

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Right.

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-So, we have one more vote.
-He doesn't even have an offspring.

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<i>Kaziu, chill out</i>

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Eryk is Tytus' stepfather.
A stepfather is like a father, really.

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-Exactly.
-Just a different name.

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-So, are you for or against shit?
-Kaziu, language.

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It's a philosophical issue, right?

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Is it better for a person to be brought up
with conveniences or without?

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I didn't have any.
I grew up in tower blocks.

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I shared a room with three siblings.

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-But I turned out fine, right?
-Yeah…

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Although sometimes I wish
someone flushed the toilet for me.

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But since it's Dorota's vote, not yours…

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That's right.

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She has slightly different priorities.

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So, unfortunately…

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Regretfully, I have to vote
against the toilets.

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Hey, Eryk!

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Don't worry.

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He's always edgy. You'll get used to it.

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-No, thanks.
-No?

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I'll be going, so… Thanks.

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It's a pity because…

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there's no integration
without alcoholization.

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Tadeusz, don't encourage him.
He brings booze to every meeting.

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One day I'll succeed.

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-That's it, right?
-It is for you.

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We still have the Nativity play.

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No one bothered to rehearse,
so we're staying until we get it right.

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Yeah, we know.

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We don't have a part for you.

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Unless you want to be
a tree or a snowflake.

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No, thanks.

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I came here to show I care.

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So if you could whisper to Dorota

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that I'm responsible, I'd appreciate it.

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She does her best for Tytus.

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Sure.

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-Right… See ya!
-Bye!

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Cool hat, Tadeusz!

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Thank you.

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MUSICLAND

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I'm a dietician. I have to
weigh myself each time I pee.

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-Take care.
-Bye.

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PEELAND

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I was worried that this guy
was going to stay.

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That'd be problematic.

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-How shall we do it?
-About that…

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We won't vote now. After the rehearsal.

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00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,333
First, I'll talk to everyone individually.

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I can't just tell Tadeusz or Sandra
that Tytus is a little dirtbag.

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It has to be subtle.

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I hope everyone understands the problem.

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The kid has to go. Today.
Or he'll end up killing someone.

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<i>Flush the toilet, young explorer!</i>

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-Hey!
-Hey.

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Come on, pick up.

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Pick up, for fuck's sake!

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-Is it really that bad?
-Fuck me!

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Don't worry.

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00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:16,416
Everyone reacts that way
after talking to these people.

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A week ago one woman berated me
because her son learned the word "ass."

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She has no idea what else he knows.

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00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,250
But they want…

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00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,583
She…

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00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,916
She wants to kick Tytus out.

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Sir, didn't you--

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Let's get on first name basis.
It'll be easier. Baśka.

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Eryk.

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00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,416
So you already know.

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00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,833
This morning, she…

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I wish I could say
that she asked me about it.

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But she doesn't ask.

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She informs.

250
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,625
Ms. Justyna.

251
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:55,125
She has the right to do that,
if the majority of parents support her.

252
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,875
Even if it's a dick move…

253
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,000
She can expel Tytus.

254
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:04,333
But that's life, right?

255
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,333
-Miss, you gotta help me.
-Not "Miss."

256
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:11,333
That's right. I mean, you have to help me.
There must be laws, rules, principles…

257
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:16,291
We have to fight. Miss, I mean--
Are you the headmistress or not?

258
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,375
Eryk.

259
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:21,000
Forget it. This is Little Ray of Sunshine.

260
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,375
AAH IT'S DOROTA
SORRY, CAN'T TALK. YOU GUYS OK?

261
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,375
YES!

262
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,458
LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE

263
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,750
OUR PARENTS' COMMITTEE

264
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,500
JUSTYNA KĘS

265
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,500
What are you inviting us to?

266
00:17:56,583 --> 00:18:00,208
To a New Year's Eve party.
I've created an event on Facebook.

267
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,791
Kazimierz, for the hundredth time,
don't bring a gun to where kids are.

268
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,750
I have a permit. One day you'll thank me.
Besides, it's not loaded.

269
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:11,000
Lesław! You guys are coming, right?

270
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,041
Tadzik, we can't.

271
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,958
We're away with the kids for Christmas.
Our first trip together, to Livigno.

272
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,625
It's such a hectic time. You understand.

273
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,541
-Yeah, sure. This way nobody will show up.
-Work!

274
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:27,625
-Hamza is working. Justyna?
-I'm a single mum, dear. Always busy.

275
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:28,541
I'll be there.

276
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,791
I guess I'll have to call it off again.

277
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,291
Such potential for conversation…

278
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,666
And Eryk joined us…

279
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,750
He's cool, isn't he?

280
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,250
Nice piece of ass. He could totally join.

281
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,500
Yeah, he's nice.

282
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,791
Eryk! We were just talking about you.

283
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,875
You were? Positive things, I hope.

284
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:53,791
I was on my way home,
but I kept thinking about your play, and…

285
00:18:54,875 --> 00:19:00,166
I thought that I'd never forgive myself
if I didn't at least play a tree.

286
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:05,375
Krycha, there's got to be
a small part for our lost wanderer.

287
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,875
I mean, you know… Sure--

288
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,916
-But the script's complete.
-How about--

289
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,583
-Joseph.
-Excuse me?

290
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:14,458
I've been saying for weeks

291
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:17,166
that this Nativity play
is incomplete without Joseph.

292
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,166
If we have Mary and Jesus,

293
00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,708
the Wise Men, even sheep and donkeys,

294
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,041
we must have a Joseph too.

295
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,625
The theme is the role of the mother.
Mary is notoriously omitted.

296
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,875
She pushed the brat out and then?
Let the men handle the rest?

297
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:36,416
Besides, Joseph had no input
in the creation of Jesus.

298
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,750
-You know, there was no--
-Justyna.

299
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,208
-I think that we shouldn't…
-Yeah?

300
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:45,458
We shouldn't confuse the children.
There's always Joseph in the stable.

301
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:49,625
He even has a halo over his head.

302
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,708
Joseph has been depicted
this way since the 14th century.

303
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:53,625
See?

304
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:57,583
Let him take part.
Such potential can't go to waste.

305
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,708
We can vote if you want.

306
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:02,833
Who's in favor of having Joseph,
as it's been for ages?

307
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:05,083
That's not necessary.
Thank you, Kazimierz.

308
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,791
Cool. So I'm Joseph, right?

309
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,500
-Yep.
-Yes, congratulations.

310
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,666
Krysia, how fast can you
rewrite the script?

311
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,666
I don't know.

312
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,500
It took me a month to write it.

313
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,541
An hour, okay?

314
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,583
The structure was carefully considered.

315
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:22,875
-The prologue and epilogue rhyme.
-Dress rehearsal in one hour. At 8.00 p.m.

316
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,250
Everything has to be ready by then.

317
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,666
Okay. Give it back.

318
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:31,000
Carry on cutting out the crowns.
Every child must be a king.

319
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:34,791
Tadeusz, the snow must fall slowly.
Not all at once.

320
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,916
Kazimierz, build the stage.

321
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,750
-Kacha, Lesław, costumes.
-Ma'am.

322
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,250
-We don't want to wear rags.
-Okay.

323
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,250
And we need something for Joseph.

324
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,958
Justynka, listen.

325
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,708
Let's work this out, okay?

326
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:50,625
Justyna.

327
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,000
Justyna.

328
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,375
Coffee?

329
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,833
Yes, please.

330
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,708
WORLD'S BEST DAD, LOVE

331
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:00,000
Can we talk like adults?

332
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:01,500
With milk?

333
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,416
-Soy milk, if you have some.
-Soy?

334
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,208
I'm impressed.

335
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,833
Don't do it today, okay?

336
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:14,500
Not like this.

337
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,958
Because, you know…

338
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,208
It's a little, you know…

339
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:24,083
It's kind of unfair towards Dorota.

340
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,666
Maybe… work it out with her?

341
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,666
We've talked about it many times.

342
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,833
She doesn't want to listen.

343
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,208
-Well, I don't know.
-Yeah.

344
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,375
What are they talking about
so passionately?

345
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,375
There's a lot of tension between them.

346
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,458
Boys, it's pretty obvious.

347
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,375
They're fucking.

348
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:58,041
Justyna, I respect your point of view,
your role as a mother.

349
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,291
But I think

350
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:04,458
that you should also look at it
from different points of view.

351
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:10,041
For example, from my point of view,
because, to be honest, this is…

352
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:12,708
immature.

353
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,541
Okay, we'll work it out.

354
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,083
Great.

355
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,208
I know what you're afraid of.

356
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,958
It's gonna look like you've lost.

357
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,166
To avoid that, as soon as we expel Tytus,

358
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:35,000
I'll call Dorota and tell her
how brave and manly you were.

359
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,541
I don't want to put a wedge
in your relationship.

360
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,916
Especially since it's not easy because…
you're irredeemable.

361
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:48,958
Deal?

362
00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:58,666
Oh, no.

363
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:00,541
I'm so clumsy.

364
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,416
Don't worry, I'll clean it up.

365
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,791
You get some thumbtacks
from the storage in the Avocado Corridor.

366
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,166
Told you.

367
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,791
Where's the Avocado Corridor?

368
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:21,166
LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE

369
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,000
VAGABONDS
GLOBETROTTERS

370
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,083
I'll show you a Nativity play.

371
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:53,666
Ouch!

372
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,041
It's childproof.

373
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:57,958
Jesus!

374
00:23:58,958 --> 00:23:59,916
Miss, do--

375
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:05,250
-You like sneaking up on people?
-It's also adult-proof.

376
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,166
-This is your office?
-No.

377
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,791
My office isn't ready yet.

378
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:15,041
-And you've been working here for…
-Four months.

379
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,541
I won't let you destroy my kindergarten.

380
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:20,708
Do I have to see each parent
like a priest during home visits?

381
00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:24,291
Can't you declare
an epidemiological or bomb alert?

382
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,416
I told you to forget about it.

383
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:28,541
Did you forget?

384
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:32,250
Even if I really wanted
to screw them over,

385
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,875
it's unethical.

386
00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:37,916
You're sipping whiskey
from a cup won by a five-year-old.

387
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,333
Touché.

388
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,083
So it's a no?

389
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,583
Be careful. Hey.

390
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,166
Great.

391
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:56,583
Dorota will never forgive me.
She'll dump me.

392
00:24:56,666 --> 00:25:00,041
-I thought it was about saving a child.
-It goes without saying.

393
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,541
You know what? Whatever.

394
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,541
-Damn, it's obviously about the kid.
-It is?

395
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,958
-I'll handle it myself.
-One piece of advice.

396
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:14,291
Never ever leave them alone with Justyna.

397
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,625
…all red, you know…

398
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:25,208
Totally! Little Beetroot.

399
00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:26,666
Little Beetroot?

400
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:31,541
You won't get it.
It's a Little Ray of Sunshine inside joke.

401
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:32,458
A silly joke.

402
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:37,500
-I'm a Little Ray of Sunshine parent.
-You had to be there.

403
00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,625
-It's not funny out of context.
-Go on.

404
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,208
Okay. There was this situation…

405
00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:47,041
The kids performed in a show
called <i>The Market Day.</i>

406
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:49,750
Each one talked about
the vegetable they represented.

407
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,291
There was this <i>Kamilek…</i>

408
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:56,666
Each child had to make a pose,
depicting a vegetable.

409
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,833
One was a carrot, another one was a leek…

410
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:04,250
So, it was the <i>Kamilek's</i> turn,
and he chose a beetroot.

411
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,583
That's what he chose.

412
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:08,291
-Lesław, strike the beetroot pose.
-No…

413
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:15,916
And then the <i>Kamilek</i> said,
"I am a beetroot,"

414
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,875
and he farted.

415
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:25,416
Okay, I get it. The kid farted. Hilarious.

416
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,333
No, I told you. You had to be there.

417
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:31,625
He turned red,
and since then he's been Little Beetroot.

418
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,416
Eryk, did you get
the thumbtacks I asked for?

419
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,333
There weren't any, you know.

420
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:42,458
-What?
-I guess we'll have to use the bad pins.

421
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,416
-God!
-Kazik, are you all right?

422
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,000
Things are falling apart.

423
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,083
-Fuck!
-Stay still!

424
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,000
Kazik, language!

425
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,000
Can I not express
fucking pain in the father tongue?

426
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:55,000
Hamza, it was uneven so I fu-- I fell.

427
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:56,166
Is that right?

428
00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:59,250
We'll also need face paint.

429
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:01,625
Can you handle that?

430
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:07,000
-Third door to the right--
-No, sweetie. Where are you sending him?

431
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:09,458
Better stick with Tadeusz.

432
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,500
I'm glad that finally

433
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:19,125
a musical soul mate
has appeared at this kindergarten.

434
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:20,791
Yeah…

435
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:26,125
Because music just fucking
spills out of me.

436
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,791
-Did you know I was one of The Bards?
-What?

437
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,041
The Bards. Kaczmarski and the others.

438
00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,041
-Wow.
-They called me the Polish Bob Dylan.

439
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,458
You know "Walls," right?

440
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:44,041
Tadeusz, you're a genius.

441
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:46,791
Out of modesty, I can't say I am.

442
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,625
Your generation doesn't brag.

443
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,416
It doesn't post its face
on Insta all the time.

444
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,666
You just know your worth.

445
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,875
That's true.

446
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:57,958
But they don't.

447
00:27:59,000 --> 00:27:59,833
Who?

448
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,541
The parents.

449
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:08,041
-Why the man who wrote "Walls"…
-Inspired.

450
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:12,750
…isn't responsible for the music
for a silly Nativity play?

451
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:15,375
Well?

452
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:24,625
Krysia, where are they?

453
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:25,541
I'm writing.

454
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:28,833
How would a sheep react to Jesus' birth?

455
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:40,791
-You know what? Maybe I--
-Go, Tadek!

456
00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:43,375
Maybe I'm really not ready?

457
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:46,875
-Jesus will also be born next year.
-You can do it.

458
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:49,125
Ladies and gentlemen!

459
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:50,791
EMOTIONS CORNER

460
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:54,041
Tadeusz would like to present
his contribution to the play.

461
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,875
Enjoy this piece, titled…

462
00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:58,166
-No, there's no title.
-No title.

463
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,791
-Jeez, are they going to sing?
-No idea.

464
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,916
Hit it, MC Dylan. You've got this.

465
00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:18,458
<i>Christ was born tonight</i>
<i>In a stable out of sight</i>

466
00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:21,000
<i>I asked him</i>
<i>"Homie, what is this all about"?</i>

467
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,750
<i>He said to me</i>
<i>"Joy to the world in Bethlehem tonight!"</i>

468
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:26,708
<i>And from then on</i>
<i>I had to start working it out, right?</i>

469
00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:29,541
<i>He was born in a stable</i>
<i>No crib for a bed</i>

470
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:32,416
<i>The little Lord Jesus</i>
<i>Laid down his sweet head</i>

471
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,000
<i>Now listen carefully</i>
<i>To what lovely Mary said</i>

472
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:38,125
<i>"Lee-lee-lee-lee-wow</i>
<i>Scoundrels rule our state"</i>

473
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:40,500
<i>Politics rules our lives</i>
<i>My children dear</i>

474
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:43,000
<i>Log out of your smartphones</i>
<i>Let God be with ye</i>

475
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:46,041
<i>Mary was cradling her son</i>
<i>Singing to her little one</i>

476
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,666
<i>"Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie</i>
<i>Dearest child of mine"</i>

477
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:51,208
<i>Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie</i>
<i>In your manger you'll be fine</i>

478
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:54,208
<i>Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie</i>
<i>Dearest child of mine</i>

479
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:57,166
<i>Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie</i>
<i>In your manger you'll be fine</i>

480
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,500
-Wow!
-Awesome!

481
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,416
Justyna, what do you think?

482
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,458
Got the paint?

483
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:12,416
Yep, got it.

484
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:18,625
-Great.
-I think our play is missing some fun.

485
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,666
Tadeusz!

486
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,416
Krysia is changing the script.
I suggest we add this.

487
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,916
To show that Jesus Christ's birth is…

488
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,333
a great time.

489
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:28,541
-That's true.
-Yes. Did you like the tune?

490
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,541
It was something. Let's add one thing.

491
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,875
Christ is a historical figure.

492
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,291
Here we go again.

493
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,666
He is! And you can't change that.

494
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:40,541
You can bad-mouth him as much as you want,
but you can't deny his existence.

495
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:43,583
That's why I'd add
an excerpt from the Bible.

496
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:45,541
-Jesus!
-Exactly.

497
00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:47,500
One passage or a psalm.

498
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:50,166
Kazimierz, this really isn't
the time for--

499
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:54,208
-Justi! I'd suggest a small dance routine.
-No.

500
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:55,791
-Maybe backing vocals?
-No!

501
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:58,791
-Yeah.
-To make it alive! He can't rap all alone.

502
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:02,208
-Your routine would be obscene. So, no.
-Hey, don't you trust her?

503
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,625
She might be right.

504
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:04,833
I'd make it shorter.

505
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,791
I don't think we can produce
a fully-professional show.

506
00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:09,541
<i>Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie…</i>

507
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,458
I'm not changing anything anymore.

508
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:14,833
Guys, calm down.
We agreed on everything a month ago.

509
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,916
We all had clearly-set tasks.

510
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,166
We had time for adjustments.
Has anything changed?

511
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,041
Listen, don't worry about me.

512
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,708
-I can play anything. I like everything.
-See?

513
00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,583
However, as the youngest
in the group, if I may…

514
00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:36,375
I think that kids these days
find it hard to concentrate.

515
00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,791
Just a dry rap would be cringy.

516
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:42,583
They'll get bored.
It must be exciting. Explosions, music…

517
00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:45,500
I suggest we vote.

518
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,791
Exactly. Let's vote.

519
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:49,125
Let's not turn voting into a joke.

520
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:50,708
I agree.

521
00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:53,333
-Let's add the song.
-Yeah!

522
00:31:53,416 --> 00:31:55,375
-And your dance routine.
-Yes!

523
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:58,250
And a sentence from the Bible.
But it has to be clever.

524
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,833
-Everything in the Bible is clever.
-Okay.

525
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,541
Good.

526
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,958
-Fuck!
-Language! I mean-- Oh, my…

527
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:07,916
What happened?

528
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,541
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

529
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,958
You did it on purpose.

530
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:13,708
Justyna…

531
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,708
Why would Eryk do that on purpose?

532
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:21,125
Exactly. Why would he do that on purpose?

533
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,875
Excuse me. I'll be right back.

534
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:30,791
Justynka!

535
00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:33,666
Why don't we call it a day?

536
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:37,750
Today was supposed to be nice.
The Nativity play, Christmas Eve, snow.

537
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,125
Back in high school,

538
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:46,583
when you got wound up,
it would sometimes end badly.

539
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,333
Justynka is a bit uptight, isn't she?

540
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,333
Is something going on?

541
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,041
Yes. She had cancer.

542
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:03,708
She's a wonderful mother.
A strong woman.

543
00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:06,666
She overcame her illness
while raising a child on her own.

544
00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:11,625
CANCER WITH YOU
BLESSING IN DISGUISE

545
00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:14,416
TALKING TO YOUR CHILD ABOUT CANCER.
I'VE WON. WHAT NOW?

546
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,291
IT'S HARD.
WILL SHE COPE WITHOUT ME?

547
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,291
Right…

548
00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,375
Cancer sucks.

549
00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:54,541
Snacking, are we?

550
00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:58,041
<i>Yo! Look, he's such a good boy.</i>

551
00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:00,666
<i>-Tytus, say "Yo."</i>
<i>-"Yo."</i>

552
00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:05,666
<i>Yo! Of course he's a good boy.</i>
<i>He's helping me to roll a blunt.</i>

553
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:06,583
For fuck's sake!

554
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:11,791
<i>Just kidding, dude. It's duct-tape.</i>
<i>I'm not giving him dope. Too expensive.</i>

555
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,791
Just put him to bed, okay? Or something.

556
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:16,541
Later!

557
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:21,708
That's it. Keep going.

558
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,833
<i>Thank you very much, young man.</i>

559
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:28,666
You're welcome.

560
00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,791
You bring spare dresses
to the PA meetings?

561
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,916
A girl has to be ready for anything.

562
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:43,791
Kazik, wait a second!

563
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,125
SPORTSLAND

564
00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:50,250
After you.

565
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:02,250
Kazik…

566
00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:09,333
Silly thing with the toilets.
I want to apologize.

567
00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:16,083
You can call it herd mentality,
or compliance, but--

568
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:17,750
-No worries.
-Really?

569
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,333
Fuck!

570
00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:27,208
I had to.

571
00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:28,916
Sorry.

572
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,166
I had to see your face.

573
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,375
Come on. I forgive you.

574
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:36,708
Good, okay.

575
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:39,416
I like scaring you guys to see your faces.

576
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,291
I've got a license.

577
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,583
-I'm jealous.
-I can help you get one, if you want.

578
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:50,000
Listen…

579
00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:53,416
You know my kid, Tytus?

580
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:55,083
Yeah.

581
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:57,333
He's a nice boy, you know.

582
00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:00,708
He's a cool kid,
although he has some issues.

583
00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:02,458
But what kid doesn't?

584
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:05,541
Right…

585
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,208
Everyone deserves a second chance,
especially a child.

586
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:11,416
Just like Mary Magdalene did.

587
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:17,333
Exactly. Same thing with Barabbas,
Pontius Pilate, and so on.

588
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:18,791
Yeah…

589
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,958
-Sorry.
-No, please come in.

590
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:27,041
-All done?
-Come on. We're all adults here.

591
00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:29,375
Yes, we are.

592
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:31,416
I'm here to talk about one thing.

593
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,125
Tytus walked in on us once, too.

594
00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:39,208
Tytusek. You know what's wrong with him.

595
00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:41,083
We all know how he behaves.

596
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,458
Sure, he misbehaves, but it's not--

597
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:45,041
It's a reason to worry.

598
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:48,000
We can't burden our children with worries.

599
00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:50,166
It's why this place is colorful.

600
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,791
…life is not colorful.

601
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,750
People have problems.
Sometimes life is shit.

602
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:59,125
Am I supposed to give up and say,
"Yo, Tytus. You're damaged goods"?

603
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:03,708
Cancer has taught me that sometimes
you must choose the lesser of two evils.

604
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,333
Unfortunately, this is about evil.

605
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:11,875
You know what people often say,
which is completely thoughtless of them?

606
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:15,958
That some things are simply evil.
That gays or feminists are evil.

607
00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,875
That premarital sex is evil.

608
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:18,791
Totally.

609
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:19,708
Sex…

610
00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:21,750
Or that innocent kids are evil.

611
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:23,750
Always do the right thing.

612
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,583
Always do the right thing.

613
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,500
Always.

614
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,875
For our kids. Always.

615
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,500
-Always.
-Always.

616
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:30,958
For our kids.

617
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:32,875
Always.

618
00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:37,791
Done!

619
00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,083
PRINT

620
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,833
OUT OF INK

621
00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:44,083
There's no ink.

622
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:46,125
No ink? No scripts then.

623
00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,833
Use the other printer.

624
00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:49,833
Right.

625
00:37:49,916 --> 00:37:51,500
So there are two printers…

626
00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:53,666
Three. It's a pricey place.

627
00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:59,916
Sorry, I forgot Dorota doesn't pay.
I shouldn't have said that.

628
00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:02,625
Can we start the rehearsal?

629
00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:22,500
Once upon a time,
dear children, gather here,

630
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:27,500
Jesus was lying in a stable,
long before he had facial hair.

631
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,375
Your beard is crooked.

632
00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:33,666
…for all the children to live in peace.

633
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,666
Everyone has a mother, and so did he…

634
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:40,125
before he died on the cross,
unfortunately.

635
00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:42,416
Women like beards. They look mature.

636
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,291
-Let it go, Justynka.
-You wish.

637
00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:45,875
You know what I wish for?

638
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,333
To see you face when you lose.

639
00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:53,666
Joseph and Mary came to Bethlehem.
They were very cold.

640
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:57,333
Joseph and Mary!

641
00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,458
That's us.

642
00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:07,625
My dear baby Jesus.

643
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:10,250
It's so hard to look after you all alone.

644
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,875
Change it to "on my own."

645
00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:13,708
…on my own.

646
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:15,958
Joseph, you're here.

647
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:17,625
I am.

648
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,375
But my stomach hurts.

649
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,791
When will the Wise Men bring the myrrh?

650
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:27,000
-Myrrh is not edible, Joseph.
-Mary…

651
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:28,541
Go on.

652
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:31,208
Why did we have this baby?

653
00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:33,291
It's not your baby.

654
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,208
You're the stepfather.

655
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,666
That's true, Joseph. God is his father.

656
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:42,041
Don't cry, little baby.
Your father is with you. Your father, God.

657
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:45,000
Oh, poor me. Oh, frightened me.

658
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,125
When will I get some help?

659
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,875
Joseph can only make tables.
When will he put food on the tables?

660
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:53,500
-Let's eat the sheep.
-Stop improvising. Be quiet.

661
00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:55,166
My line is, "My stomach hurts."

662
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,583
-This took a fucking hour? Really?
-Language.

663
00:39:57,666 --> 00:40:00,958
Mary, every mother is lonely,
even if she has a husband.

664
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:03,833
-Not every boy will become Jesus.
-There you go.

665
00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:06,416
-Oh, no! everything's-- Tadeusz!
-I'm sorry.

666
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,625
Tadeusz, I told you.

667
00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:10,541
I don't think it snowed
in Bethlehem back then, or ever.

668
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:11,875
I'm not doing this.

669
00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:16,750
Even if Joseph isn't the father,
he should have a voice.

670
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:19,166
-Why would he?
-He's raising him!

671
00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:22,083
Regardless whether
the Holy Spirit came upon her,

672
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:26,125
or fucking Casper the Friendly Ghost.

673
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,666
The dude works his ass off
and raises the kid as his own.

674
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:35,708
Maybe that's why the kid
acts like a little douchebag.

675
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:40,875
-Excuse me?
-Stop! I didn't agree to this blasphemy.

676
00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:44,041
-Say that again.
-This is what I was talking about.

677
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,791
You're right. It's obvious.

678
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:47,333
Eryk, just admit it.

679
00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:51,208
You two have been acting weird
from the beginning.

680
00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:53,125
-You know everything?
-Yeah.

681
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,541
-Poor Tytus, in the middle of this.
-Exactly.

682
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,708
-Not that poor.
-So…

683
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,291
Let's just vote.

684
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,625
Vote?

685
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:05,625
-But you two look good together.
-What?

686
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:07,333
I mean, come on.

687
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:09,833
You're fucking.

688
00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:13,083
You mean me and him?

689
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,041
Well, yeah…

690
00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:20,708
Dear Justynka, why don't you tell them

691
00:41:20,791 --> 00:41:22,291
what this is all about?

692
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,333
-What do you mean?
-Okay.

693
00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,625
Hamza, please turn off the music.

694
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:35,125
So, my dears…

695
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,708
Justyna wants to expel Tytus
from the kindergarten.

696
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,791
She wants to kick him out
of your community,

697
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,208
where every child belongs.

698
00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:46,583
But I guess only the rich kids belong.

699
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:50,666
Maybe I don't get what this is about.

700
00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,583
Care to explain?
Everyone is listening. The floor is yours.

701
00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:57,833
-Well, then--
-Enough. Let's vote. Krysia, the slips.

702
00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,166
But… you know what?

703
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,166
Listen, how about an open vote?

704
00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:04,875
Great idea!
Let's see what kind of people we are.

705
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:13,541
As the Chair of the Parents' Committee,

706
00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:16,375
I call a vote regarding Tytus Kwiatkowski.

707
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:19,666
Those in favor of his early winter break--

708
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,458
"Early break"? Tell it like it is.

709
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:24,500
Kicking a kid out of fucking kindergarten.

710
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,916
Please raise your hands.

711
00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:40,750
-Raise it.
-Okay.

712
00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:49,666
-I'd like to say something.
-Who is in favor?

713
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:52,500
Okay.

714
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:56,916
Is anyone against?

715
00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:04,958
-I'll try to explain.
-Just be quiet, man.

716
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,208
Eryk, this is not aimed at you.

717
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:10,708
It's not even aimed at Tytusek.
It's just that…

718
00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,500
The boy has issues.

719
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:15,666
No, listen…

720
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,416
Hold on. This is absurd.

721
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,375
Could the headmistress say something?

722
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:26,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
please remain calm and reasonable.

723
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,000
-Let's think--
-Thank you.

724
00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:30,458
With all due respect,
leave this to the parents.

725
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:33,750
You have to feel like a parent,
and you're not one.

726
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:40,625
I think that my experience
as a teacher entitles me to comment on--

727
00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:41,916
Okay, tell us.

728
00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:45,750
Does he know the alphabet?
Can he tie his shoes?

729
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,875
I think you are crossing the line.

730
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,791
-Oh?
-I've been on Tytus' case for two months.

731
00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:52,791
Tytus is starting to show--

732
00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:54,958
Way too slow, ma'am.

733
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:02,708
Too slow.

734
00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:07,166
I'm sorry.

735
00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:17,208
Tytus is really mean to my twins.
He switches their names on purpose.

736
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:19,916
He made Róża play…

737
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,500
"naked people."

738
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:26,750
I understand having welfare grants
and whatnot, but…

739
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,791
-It's okay that he's poor--
-But he must behave.

740
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,333
-This is fucking too much.
-He calls Elifa names.

741
00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:35,250
-Like what? Al-Jazeera?
-No. "Cunt."

742
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,958
I noted down the swear words.

743
00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:43,208
That's 23 F-words, 13 A-words, 14 W-words,
and 11 C-words, the worse kind.

744
00:44:43,291 --> 00:44:47,083
He didn't call my son Daniel,
with Down syndrome, any names.

745
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,125
But he drew a penis on his forehead.

746
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,041
It took us three days to get it off.

747
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:52,125
He called me…

748
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:53,916
Turdeusz.

749
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,500
He gives meat to the vegetarian kids.

750
00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:58,916
He hums catchy tunes before nap time.

751
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,708
He ate butter like a candy stick.

752
00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:02,166
He bit kids in the heels!

753
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:04,458
Said he was Batman
and beat up needy people.

754
00:45:04,541 --> 00:45:05,833
He slanders our country.

755
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:13,333
-Okay, so he did some bad things.
-Yep.

756
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:16,666
All kids do, and not all kids are cute.

757
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:19,833
If you judged me as a kid,
I'd be flying out of here.

758
00:45:21,916 --> 00:45:23,958
-He's five years old.
-He's six.

759
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:29,750
You know…

760
00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:32,083
My Kinga has scars.

761
00:45:33,916 --> 00:45:36,291
You know the looks
they gave me at the doctor's?

762
00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:41,416
Tytus locked her up in a box.

763
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,833
For a few hours, during an aerobics class.

764
00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:50,833
The kids were dancing to loud music, so…

765
00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,375
Nobody heard her scream.

766
00:46:00,916 --> 00:46:01,958
Only when…

767
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,583
Krysia came to pick up Pawełek…

768
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:07,750
she let her out.

769
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,833
The whole box was covered in her blood.

770
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:29,500
Maybe tomorrow, during the play,
we could make Tytus an angel?

771
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,375
-I'll add it to the script.
-Yes?

772
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:33,583
So that he has…

773
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,416
nice memories at the end.

774
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,875
But he has to leave.

775
00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,541
Fuck!

776
00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,041
AAH IT'S DOROTA

777
00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:13,666
-I have to tell you something.
-<i>Wait, before I forget.</i>

778
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,166
<i>I'm sorry I snapped at you.</i>

779
00:47:17,666 --> 00:47:20,375
<i>It's not your fault. He's not your son.</i>

780
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,166
<i>You didn't sign up for this.</i>

781
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:24,833
<i>He's a difficult child. I know. And you…</i>

782
00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:25,750
Dorota…

783
00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:28,041
<i>…are not that responsible.</i>

784
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,583
<i>I know, that's your style,</i>

785
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,625
<i>and I love you for that, for</i>…

786
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,041
<i>I don't know.</i>

787
00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:39,041
<i>I'll be home in an hour and a half.</i>
<i>We'll talk.</i>

788
00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,041
<i>Will you be up?</i>

789
00:47:40,541 --> 00:47:41,416
I'll try.

790
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,958
<i>You wanted to say something.</i>
<i>Is Tytus sleeping?</i>

791
00:47:46,416 --> 00:47:49,416
No, it's nothing. It can wait.

792
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,166
<i>Okay. Hugs for both of you.</i>

793
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,208
-Bye.
<i>-Bye.</i>

794
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,250
Little douchebag.

795
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:18,041
I thought he treated only me this way.

796
00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:23,750
That it was a rite of passage
for the new guy.

797
00:48:24,916 --> 00:48:28,375
Any kid will always hate
their mother's boyfriend, right?

798
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:34,541
I don't know, maybe it's stupid,
but I wish he locked me in a box.

799
00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:40,166
He doesn't talk to me at all.
Not even "Get lost."

800
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,083
You don't give a shit about me?
So fucking be it.

801
00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:46,916
But we share a home, so…
Maybe you could show some maturity?

802
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:53,250
You don't have to go to the kindergarten
or look at me. You win, Tytus.

803
00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:55,000
You win.

804
00:48:57,583 --> 00:48:58,416
What?

805
00:49:07,041 --> 00:49:10,750
-Jesus, woman. What is this?
-I know. They are a bit disturbing.

806
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:13,291
-You don't say.
-But in a way, they're cute.

807
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:14,458
You think it's funny?

808
00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,666
I can see why the kids
become so fucked up here.

809
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:23,125
Jesus, man! I don't mean the penises.
Some kids at this age just draw them.

810
00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:25,375
Keep looking.

811
00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:20,791
I'm just tired.

812
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,083
-I understand.
-It's…

813
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,666
-Fuck…
-It's okay.

814
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:26,500
It's not that, it's…

815
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:30,875
a sort of physiological reaction.

816
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:38,041
Wow!

817
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,333
So…

818
00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:49,208
I guess we have to do something about it.

819
00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:06,208
I wish you peace, Hamza.

820
00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:11,958
I wish we have
a wonderful family Christmas.

821
00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:14,166
Yep. Sure.

822
00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:18,083
Hamza, don't you feel weird
sharing a Christmas wafer with us?

823
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,583
No. Why? It's a tradition like any other.

824
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,625
-What about me?
-Well…

825
00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:29,416
Krysia!

826
00:51:29,916 --> 00:51:31,208
So? To victory?

827
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:34,166
-That's a Christmas wish?
-Yeah.

828
00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,791
Cut it out, Justyna.

829
00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,041
People wish each other
health and happiness…

830
00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,958
The poor thing is still a child.

831
00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:48,541
I'm kidding. It was a joke.

832
00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:49,458
Justynka…

833
00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:54,750
I won't wish you anything.
You have it all.

834
00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:56,166
-Tadeuszek.
-Yes?

835
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,541
-Be healthy.
-Thanks.

836
00:51:57,625 --> 00:52:00,416
Listen, excuse me for a moment.
You know what?

837
00:52:00,916 --> 00:52:02,583
Have a drink tonight.

838
00:52:03,375 --> 00:52:04,208
Have a drink.

839
00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:06,458
I have God elsewhere…

840
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:11,708
I didn't want to make
stereotypical assumptions

841
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,208
that you have weed.

842
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,500
But I was hoping you did.

843
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,958
Why you acting so nice to me?

844
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,500
You're a sound…

845
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,541
You're my musical soulmate.

846
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:32,083
My life revolves around work,
my kid, young wife…

847
00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:36,000
She knows nothing about music.
She doesn't know anything.

848
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:38,708
I got into a fucking mess…

849
00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,291
I'm a sound designer.

850
00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:45,625
Right.

851
00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,375
Awesome.

852
00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:49,583
I totally envy you.

853
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,208
So what exactly do you do?

854
00:52:51,291 --> 00:52:54,333
I hold a pole with a mic attached to it.

855
00:52:54,416 --> 00:52:58,083
When they film a show,
I say "Got it," or "I didn't get it."

856
00:52:59,041 --> 00:53:02,208
But recently I've been losing jobs
because I suck even at that.

857
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:06,208
So… this is your musical soulmate.

858
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,666
Apart from Róża, I also have a son.

859
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:13,625
He's your age.

860
00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:15,041
Maybe a bit older.

861
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,541
He was born on December 23.

862
00:53:17,625 --> 00:53:22,666
Back then, men weren't allowed
on the labor ward, so I was home alone.

863
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,791
I was really nervous.
Had to keep myself busy.

864
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:32,041
So I wrote him a lullaby.

865
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:38,916
<i>Soon you'll be a big boy</i>
<i>Just a few more years</i>

866
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,250
<i>Nothing will disturb your peace</i>
<i>You'll be strong, you'll have no fears</i>

867
00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:48,750
<i>Because your father is here</i>
<i>Because your father is here</i>

868
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:53,333
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>
<i>Looks after you and cares</i>

869
00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:57,750
<i>You're 10, 15</i>
<i>You're 20 years old</i>

870
00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:03,000
<i>But you still haven't had</i>
<i>Enough of this world</i>

871
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:08,166
<i>Because your father is here</i>
<i>Because your father is here</i>

872
00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:09,666
<i>Because your father…</i>

873
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:12,708
We'd sing it every time
I visited him at his mom's.

874
00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:18,166
He no longer wants to have
much to do with me.

875
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,666
I don't know. Maybe I'm irritating?

876
00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:25,666
That's why I wanted Róża, to do it right…

877
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:27,958
this time…

878
00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:30,333
To not fuck it up.

879
00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:34,625
You didn't fuck anything up.

880
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,333
At least you were there.

881
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:44,875
<i>Because your father, your old man is here</i>

882
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:48,333
<i>Because your father is here…</i>

883
00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:50,250
Kacha, come here for a minute.

884
00:54:52,291 --> 00:54:53,750
Beautiful smell…

885
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,208
Of course.

886
00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:59,083
I hope I don't sound rude,
but may I have a puff?

887
00:54:59,958 --> 00:55:00,916
I've got plenty.

888
00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:03,458
Of course you do.

889
00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:05,166
Is everything okay?

890
00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:06,791
You know…

891
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:10,708
-I've seen better days.
-I've never had one in my mouth.

892
00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:13,208
You've never had one in your mouth? Okay.

893
00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:15,958
-This will be nice.
-So, inhale…

894
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:18,416
I think I'll call Dorota after all.

895
00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:21,208
I'll tell her how it was. You were brave.

896
00:55:21,291 --> 00:55:22,291
You fought hard.

897
00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:24,125
What strain is it? Sativa?

898
00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:26,291
It's my responsibility. Thank you.

899
00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,250
Sativa.

900
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:30,583
-Sandra…
-Excuse me, wait.

901
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:32,333
I wanted to, you know…

902
00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:33,666
This is crazy!

903
00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:35,416
…thank you.

904
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,500
You know, for voting in my favor.
It was really nice of you.

905
00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,083
-For the toilets?
-No.

906
00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:42,583
-Tytus.
-Sandra.

907
00:55:43,416 --> 00:55:44,291
-What?
-What?

908
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:48,083
No, sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

909
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:52,416
Let's say that Sandra
has problems with sleeping.

910
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,500
I…

911
00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:56,208
I actually haven't slept

912
00:55:56,958 --> 00:56:00,250
since…

913
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,375
Since the baby.

914
00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:04,875
Since you had your baby?

915
00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:09,000
Because when you have kids,
your whole world gets…

916
00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:16,041
-My kid always follows me to the toilet.
-Sweet.

917
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:19,125
Róża doesn't acknowledge number seven.

918
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,708
She counts "four, five, six, eight."

919
00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:27,166
I don't know if it's her brain,
or if she's just teasing us.

920
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:28,083
-No…
-No…

921
00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:30,125
-Children are dumb.
-What?

922
00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:32,875
Children are dumb. All of them.

923
00:56:32,958 --> 00:56:34,791
I know how the world works.

924
00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:36,708
At the beginning, kids are dumb,

925
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:39,958
and over time,
they gradually become less dumb.

926
00:56:40,041 --> 00:56:42,791
I'm just really
looking forward to that moment,

927
00:56:42,875 --> 00:56:45,750
when I come home
and have someone to talk to.

928
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:48,333
I want fucking complex-compound sentences.

929
00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:49,916
You can…

930
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:52,625
You can talk to me.

931
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:55,708
Maybe they're not dumb,
but they are stressful.

932
00:56:57,458 --> 00:57:01,000
Recently he was playing, I was ironing.
I briefly looked at the TV.

933
00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:04,333
I turn back. He's standing
in an open window on the seventh floor.

934
00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:07,375
And he's calling his dad,
who is rarely at home, "Witek!"

935
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,708
-He was one centimeter from…
-Gosh…

936
00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:12,250
-Doesn't he understand heights? Moron!
-Terrible…

937
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,458
-Jesus, I'm sorry!
-Don't be. He's a moron.

938
00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:17,000
Eryk, do you want to have your own child?

939
00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:20,500
It's also a…

940
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,333
A philosophical issue.

941
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:24,791
A descendant is a descendant.

942
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,041
Justyna…

943
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:33,000
Come. I'll tell you something.

944
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:34,541
Come…

945
00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:37,458
"Hello, take me."

946
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:41,875
I really can't.
My Kinia will smell it at once.

947
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,791
The thing about me is that I can't lie.
I'll have to explain, and…

948
00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:49,083
See, Eryk? It's cool
that you don't have kids.

949
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,583
You can fool around…

950
00:57:52,541 --> 00:57:55,541
Listen, I'll be going now, so…

951
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,583
It is what it is.

952
00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:02,041
You guys are all right.

953
00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:04,250
You too.

954
00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:07,875
Too bad you're leaving.
Little Ray of Sunshine is nice.

955
00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:08,958
Say what?

956
00:58:09,041 --> 00:58:11,708
Yeah, I was just going to talk to you all.

957
00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:13,875
What does he mean by "leaving"?

958
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:17,708
Dang it. I think I overstepped again.
Sorry, go on, ma'am.

959
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:21,166
In the wake of the current situation,

960
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:23,250
I'd like to present you with this.

961
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:24,833
Here.

962
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:28,208
Thank you all very much.

963
00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:29,125
Good night.

964
00:58:31,791 --> 00:58:35,125
"Due to inability to cooperate
and lack of communication,

965
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:39,541
I resign from the position of headmistress
of the Little Ray of Sunshine."

966
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:43,791
-Okay, we all know it by heart.
-She even stamped it.

967
00:58:46,916 --> 00:58:49,250
Justyna, we have to do something about it.

968
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:51,333
Listen, she'll get over it, right?

969
00:58:51,416 --> 00:58:53,583
She's a cool gal.

970
00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:56,416
-We won't find a better headmistress.
-I like her too.

971
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,625
She's a homosexual but doesn't flaunt it.

972
00:58:58,708 --> 00:59:00,333
We should've bought her a gift.

973
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:04,541
Yesterday you said, "We pay her,
so we don't have to buy her a gift."

974
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:07,375
But a gesture of good will is important.

975
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:10,333
I'll get some chocolates
from the gas station.

976
00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:12,500
I'll invite her for a drink.

977
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:15,000
-We'll explain--
-Tadeusz, why always alcohol?

978
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:18,666
Excuse me, Krysia, dear.
With all due respect, but…

979
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:22,083
-My life's not your business.
-Let's not blame each other.

980
00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:23,500
None of us is responsible.

981
00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,208
-Except, you know…
-Guys, listen.

982
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:30,208
Let's not overreact. Let's go home--

983
00:59:30,291 --> 00:59:31,708
We can't go home now.

984
00:59:31,791 --> 00:59:35,041
-We'll stay until we're done.
-Tadeusz, is that from the playroom?

985
00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:35,958
-What?
-The cups…

986
00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:38,375
-Yep.
-They're for tomorrow.

987
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,166
What if it gets mixed up,
some kid gets drunk and dies?

988
00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:43,000
-Yeah, right…
-Justynka, help.

989
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,375
-Okay.
-What a mess, Tadziu. What a mess.

990
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:50,125
As the Chair of the PA committee,
I'll go and put an end to this conflict.

991
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,416
You find this funny?

992
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:59,000
Justynka, you?
Put an end to this conflict?

993
00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:00,958
How are you going to do that?

994
01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:02,916
I mean, she hates you.

995
01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,333
I wouldn't call it "hate."

996
01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,291
We want the same thing.
The best for our children.

997
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:09,916
-Justynka.
-Yes?

998
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:14,291
Well, I think it might be better
if we send the parent reps.

999
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:15,833
Sorry!

1000
01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:19,000
Yes, both of you go. No, I forgot!

1001
01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,750
All three. Take Sandra.

1002
01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:21,750
I can go.

1003
01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:23,166
What are you implying?

1004
01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,666
Kissing Justyna's ass speaks for itself.

1005
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,083
Bad words don't hurt me.

1006
01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:31,083
Eryk should go.

1007
01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:33,333
-Eryk?
-I really shouldn't.

1008
01:00:33,875 --> 01:00:34,791
No, you shouldn't.

1009
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:37,416
Unless… you really want me to.

1010
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,750
No, I mean…

1011
01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:39,791
Eryk…

1012
01:00:40,541 --> 01:00:44,250
You have the right to do it.
Your kid goes to this kindergarten.

1013
01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:45,875
Really?

1014
01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,000
He still does.

1015
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,291
Okay, then.

1016
01:00:53,791 --> 01:00:56,041
Listen, I think Eryk should go.

1017
01:01:00,625 --> 01:01:01,958
Anyone else want to go?

1018
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,375
Yes, it is my final decision.

1019
01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:21,000
We understand, Headmistress.

1020
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:25,375
However, we'd like to know
what caused you to make this decision.

1021
01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:29,875
-Excuse me.
-We'd like to find a way to fix this.

1022
01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:31,333
Headmistress…

1023
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,291
Behave yourself!

1024
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:34,791
I'm sorry.

1025
01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:36,125
-Plushie.
-Thank you.

1026
01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:39,833
Headmistress, we just want
everyone to be happy.

1027
01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:49,791
I'd like to sincerely apologize to you.

1028
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,458
I said what I said, but--

1029
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:54,833
I'm not angry with you.

1030
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:58,916
I'm just used to a different work model.

1031
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,833
We're tired, so cut to the chase.
What do you want?

1032
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:07,333
I'll stay if I get to run the kindergarten
in a way more similar to my model.

1033
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,666
But how can I be sure of that?

1034
01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:15,291
Yeah.

1035
01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:16,625
Exactly.

1036
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:24,333
I file a motion to change
the Chair of the PA Committee.

1037
01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:26,375
-What?
-Excuse me?

1038
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,333
"Chairwoman," sorry.
Feminine grammatical gender, right?

1039
01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,875
Kazik, stop joking around.

1040
01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:38,916
Have you ever heard me telling a joke?
For the sake of clarity, I'll repeat.

1041
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,958
-It is about our children's best interest.
-True.

1042
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:46,833
Guys, you can't do it like this,
in the dead of the night.

1043
01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:48,958
Krysia, has anyone asked you for help?

1044
01:02:49,541 --> 01:02:50,583
Kazik…

1045
01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:52,541
You want to outvote me?

1046
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:54,666
This isn't about me.

1047
01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:59,416
-It's about what's best for our children.
-Okay. I fucking know what it's about.

1048
01:03:02,083 --> 01:03:04,375
Listen. Of course you can vote.

1049
01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:06,291
If that's what you want.

1050
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:07,500
But Justyna…

1051
01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:11,333
You shouldn't be here when we vote.

1052
01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,208
You've got to be kidding, dear.

1053
01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:20,291
Everything's clear. They've planned it.
He and the headmistress.

1054
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,041
It's a conspiracy. Can't you see?

1055
01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:24,291
They've plotted together. You're so naive.

1056
01:03:24,375 --> 01:03:29,375
None of you cares about what's best
for our children if you trust this junkie.

1057
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:30,916
This punk.

1058
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,583
And this wh--

1059
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,083
Woman.

1060
01:03:38,291 --> 01:03:39,500
But I won't give up.

1061
01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:45,708
Excuse me.

1062
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,208
Here we go.

1063
01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:06,333
I don't feel good about it.

1064
01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:09,833
-Didn't she have--
-Cancer, yes. And my son's slow.

1065
01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:11,583
-Kazik!
-What?

1066
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,041
Shame on all of you.
Justyna is a good person.

1067
01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:14,958
Is that so?

1068
01:04:15,458 --> 01:04:16,708
Yeah, super good.

1069
01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:18,041
Yes.

1070
01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:21,666
I've known her since high school.
Okay, sometimes she flips.

1071
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:24,416
But there's heart
underneath that hard shell.

1072
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:27,958
We also have to choose
the new Chair of the PA committee.

1073
01:04:28,041 --> 01:04:31,000
-I put myself forward.
-This is not the right time.

1074
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:33,625
Well done! I guess Justyna…

1075
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:36,041
SPORTSLAND

1076
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:39,125
It must be done now.
We can't exist without a governing body.

1077
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:07,916
Should've been this way from the start.
Congratulations, Hamza.

1078
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,333
We must drink to that!

1079
01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:10,791
-You're the new Chair?
-Yep.

1080
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:15,666
Fortunately, good old Tadeusz
always comes prepared. Here.

1081
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,791
What about Kazik?

1082
01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:19,125
-My own liqueur.
-It is?

1083
01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:25,291
-Everything okay?
-Yeah, sure. Everything's fine.

1084
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:30,041
Listen, it all came out a bit wrong.
Everything happened so fast.

1085
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,000
I didn't get to…

1086
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:37,500
say my goodbyes
and thank you all for your cooperation.

1087
01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:40,500
Tadeusz.
Your comments have always been helpful.

1088
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,875
They offered us
an experienced perspective.

1089
01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:44,916
"Out of the box," as they say.

1090
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,208
You know, I did my best.

1091
01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:51,583
Lesław. Thanks to you, our kids
went to Warsaw Water Filters.

1092
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,208
The Filters are cool.

1093
01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:58,875
Kacha, I should have trusted
your artistic sense a bit more.

1094
01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:01,416
Now you'll be free to experiment.

1095
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,083
Sandra.

1096
01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:05,791
Exactly…

1097
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:07,208
My Krysia…

1098
01:06:07,708 --> 01:06:10,250
We've always been together.
I loved your script.

1099
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,750
It was really meaningful.

1100
01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:12,666
What about me?

1101
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,000
And you're a dick.

1102
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:17,583
-Okay, Justyna. You need to rest.
-Wait.

1103
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,791
Eryk, who gave you the right to speak?

1104
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:22,375
It's astonishing.

1105
01:06:22,458 --> 01:06:24,416
You've been here only a few hours,

1106
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:27,208
and you've managed to wrap
everyone around your finger.

1107
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:33,291
How dare you treat me this way?

1108
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,666
After all I've done for this place.

1109
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,583
Without me, your kids
would be eating fucking sand.

1110
01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:43,791
-They wouldn't go on trips.
-They went to Warsaw Water Filters.

1111
01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:48,250
Kazik's kid wouldn't even be here.
There'd be no kids with special needs.

1112
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:52,291
Tytus wouldn't be here. He wouldn't have
the chance to show how wonderful he is.

1113
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,416
Justyna.

1114
01:06:54,583 --> 01:06:55,416
Chill.

1115
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,750
You win.

1116
01:06:57,291 --> 01:06:58,500
Little Beetroot stays.

1117
01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,500
Krysia, do something.

1118
01:07:05,541 --> 01:07:06,541
Little Beetroot?

1119
01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:09,250
Well, Eryk…

1120
01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:11,625
It was Tytus who farted

1121
01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:13,458
and became Little Beetroot.

1122
01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:14,916
We all laughed at him.

1123
01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:19,541
Turned him into
our Little Ray of Sunshine inside joke.

1124
01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:25,625
Who came up with Little Beetroot?

1125
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,458
-Wasn't it one of Hamza's twins?
-Really?

1126
01:07:31,791 --> 01:07:33,583
Tytus is Little Beetroot?

1127
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:34,833
You think it's funny?

1128
01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:38,458
-I said, do you think it's funny?
-Get away from me!

1129
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:40,750
Don't spit at me!

1130
01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:42,166
-Justyna!
-Give me that!

1131
01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:43,583
It's self-defense.

1132
01:07:43,666 --> 01:07:45,166
It's not loaded.

1133
01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:49,708
It's loaded.

1134
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:03,375
I just want to talk to you all.

1135
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:08,625
You're a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

1136
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:10,416
You're all shitty parents,

1137
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:12,208
yet you criticize me.

1138
01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:19,833
Hamza…

1139
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:23,666
your twins cry every day
at the kindergarten, you know?

1140
01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:26,166
-Because you're a shitty father.
-I know.

1141
01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:29,208
So say it. "I am a shitty father." Go on.

1142
01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:31,750
I am a shitty father.

1143
01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:46,916
Go on. "I am…"

1144
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,666
I am a shitty father.

1145
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,083
Kacha.

1146
01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:51,625
I am a shitty father.

1147
01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:53,916
What the fuck? You're a shitty mother.

1148
01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:01,791
Here's the thing.
We had integration parties.

1149
01:09:02,791 --> 01:09:04,291
Three, right?

1150
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,333
Without you.

1151
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:07,000
I mean, without you, sir.

1152
01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:10,000
Dear, esteemed Mr. Tadeusz.

1153
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:12,541
Go on, for fuck's sake. "I am a shitty…"

1154
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:15,250
Tadeusz!

1155
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,458
A shitty parent!

1156
01:09:19,041 --> 01:09:20,708
You have a shitty hat.

1157
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:33,791
I am a shitty mother.

1158
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,541
A bad mother.

1159
01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:37,583
Krysia!

1160
01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:39,333
It's not your time to shine.

1161
01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:40,375
And so are you.

1162
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,666
You're a shitty mother.

1163
01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:46,791
I'm a great mother.

1164
01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:52,041
As it happens, I am an ace mother.

1165
01:09:53,583 --> 01:09:56,041
I have a daughter
that I raised to be a fighter.

1166
01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:59,666
No, Justyna.
I really didn't want to tell you this…

1167
01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,500
Tytus didn't…

1168
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,791
lock her in the box.

1169
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:06,791
Who the fuck did, then?

1170
01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:10,208
Krysia.

1171
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:12,625
She locked herself in.

1172
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:16,750
She told me when I got her out.

1173
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:18,666
She said that…

1174
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,000
she didn't want to go home.

1175
01:10:22,416 --> 01:10:23,416
Your daughter…

1176
01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:25,958
she's scared of you.

1177
01:10:29,083 --> 01:10:29,916
Krysia…

1178
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:33,625
what is she scared of?

1179
01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:42,625
-That's not true.
-It's true.

1180
01:10:45,791 --> 01:10:48,458
Shut your fucking lousy mouth, Krysia.

1181
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,916
-What did they use to call you at school?
-Justyna!

1182
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,125
They called her
Krysia Long Fucking Tongue.

1183
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:57,541
-Not just because you gave blowjobs.
-Justyna, chill.

1184
01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,291
Your child hiding from you
isn't the end of the world.

1185
01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:02,458
Jeez…

1186
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:04,541
Tytus does weird stuff too.

1187
01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,916
You can't worry about it so much.

1188
01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:10,541
God!

1189
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:25,500
I'm sorry.

1190
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,833
It's a natural bodily reaction.
I'm a dietician.

1191
01:11:38,916 --> 01:11:41,083
Justynka! Everyone is tense.

1192
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,208
Have a drink.

1193
01:11:43,291 --> 01:11:46,250
If you want, I'll call Kinga
and explain everything.

1194
01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,666
Krysia…

1195
01:11:55,416 --> 01:11:58,791
-Did you really suck off half of the boys?
-Fuck off!

1196
01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,000
-Can we turn it down a little?
-No!

1197
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,875
The whole town must hear Tadeusz' party!

1198
01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,416
Yes, honey. It's taking a bit longer.

1199
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:20,333
-The kids will be here tomorrow.
-Kids-schmids. Come on.

1200
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:22,041
They don't know this smell.

1201
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:23,541
Kazik!

1202
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,708
Look at me when I'm talking to you. Kazik!

1203
01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:30,625
I hope you aren't upset
that they chose me.

1204
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:31,791
No, of course not.

1205
01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:34,458
The better man won, Hamza.
Congratulations.

1206
01:12:34,541 --> 01:12:35,416
Thanks.

1207
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,666
Let's keep this party going!

1208
01:12:45,791 --> 01:12:48,083
Hey!

1209
01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:53,125
Hey!

1210
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:57,041
Ms. Krystyna!

1211
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,125
To victory!

1212
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,500
You were fucking awesome. Mega!

1213
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,666
Please turn off the music!

1214
01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:05,833
What's with Justyna?

1215
01:13:05,916 --> 01:13:08,416
About that…

1216
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:14,166
Doesn't matter. Emotions. It happens…
What matters is that it's over.

1217
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:16,208
Over?

1218
01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:21,250
You haven't heard!
Tytus didn't lock Kinga in the box!

1219
01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:25,083
I'm not sure if he's staying.

1220
01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:30,958
Touché!

1221
01:13:31,791 --> 01:13:33,541
You got me! Oh, boy.

1222
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:35,166
I'm not convinced.

1223
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:36,958
It's my responsibility now.

1224
01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:40,166
I have to think this through.
Tytus is very difficult.

1225
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:45,083
We have no money for a permanent carer,
and he needs someone like that.

1226
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:47,791
Don't even joke like that.
You're stressing me out.

1227
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:50,625
You must be joking!

1228
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:52,041
Excuse me?

1229
01:13:52,541 --> 01:13:53,375
Well…

1230
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:57,583
I didn't do all this for you to worry me.
I don't deserve that.

1231
01:13:57,666 --> 01:13:58,666
-You think so?
-Yes.

1232
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,583
Listen. I've raised many children,
and I know guys like you.

1233
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,833
You want everything to be your way,

1234
01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,750
but the world
isn't always that simple, punk.

1235
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,750
Does it mean that Tytus--

1236
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:13,833
I'm going home. Tidy up by the morning!

1237
01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:25,250
Wait. Tadeusz, listen…

1238
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:27,375
-Join the snake!
-Let go of me!

1239
01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:30,166
The headmistress said that-- Wait!

1240
01:14:30,916 --> 01:14:33,041
I know how to make good moonshine, right?

1241
01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,125
-No!
-What?

1242
01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:41,250
Jesus…

1243
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,125
Fake plastic crap!

1244
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,333
Lesław! We have to… Listen.

1245
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:51,041
Stop. We have to--

1246
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:53,416
She's just left me, past the turn.

1247
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,250
She said that I get too involved
in relationships.

1248
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:59,708
-She didn't even want a relationship!
-This isn't important. Listen.

1249
01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:01,458
Not important? Of course.

1250
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:05,000
An awesome guy like you
will always find a woman.

1251
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:08,375
Obviously, for fuck's sake.
Guys like you are the worst, you know?

1252
01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:09,916
Relaxed since birth.

1253
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,625
-What?
-Joking all the time.

1254
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:15,583
Never get fat, no matter what you eat!
I always have to make a fucking effort!

1255
01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,875
-And what do I get?
-Hamza!

1256
01:15:17,958 --> 01:15:20,458
-Fuck all!
-Pass! Score!

1257
01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:21,750
-Kacha…
-Don't touch me!

1258
01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:25,250
He constantly touches me
with his fat fingers.

1259
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:26,666
He clings on to me.

1260
01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:28,583
Leave me the fuck alone!

1261
01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:32,375
I constantly look after someone.
Either a guy, or the kid, for fuck's sake.

1262
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,000
-The kid, or a guy.
-But Tytus… The headmistress said--

1263
01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,250
Tytus-shite-us!

1264
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,208
Everything's about you!

1265
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:44,833
They're behind the glass,
and we still like them.

1266
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:49,000
They don't have to integrate with us,
or agree to everything!

1267
01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,500
<i>No vomiting.</i>

1268
01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:53,250
-Language! Fuck that. Tell Justa I'm here.
-Help me.

1269
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,666
-Tell her that I love her!
-Jeez, no…

1270
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:02,500
Justynka, I'm so sorry. I had no idea…

1271
01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:12,958
We'll have a real Christmas.

1272
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:21,416
Hello?

1273
01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:25,166
One, two…

1274
01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:30,375
-Listen!
-You were so scared to party with Tadeusz!

1275
01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:35,791
Isn't it fun? Isn't it fucking fun?

1276
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,416
-Quiet!
-And…

1277
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,291
<i>Glory in the--</i>

1278
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:43,250
-Setting an example for children.
-Kids-schmids!

1279
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:45,000
Fuck ch--

1280
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,125
<i>…on Earth…</i>

1281
01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:51,833
Children belong in a children's home!

1282
01:16:53,791 --> 01:16:55,458
<i>Jingle bells…</i>

1283
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:56,500
Hello!

1284
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,958
<i>-Be good.</i>
<i>-</i>Shit!

1285
01:16:58,041 --> 01:16:59,041
<i>Don't talk back.</i>

1286
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,875
<i>…your old man</i>
<i>Looks after you and cares</i>

1287
01:17:29,791 --> 01:17:33,250
<i>Good night, baby. Close your eyes.</i>

1288
01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:40,833
Dream about the most beautiful future
you can ever think of.

1289
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:07,125
<i>Eryk.</i>

1290
01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:13,291
SHITLINGS

1291
01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:42,125
AAH IT'S DOROTA
MISSED CALL, 37 NOTIFICATIONS

1292
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:05,458
<i>Flush the toilet, young explorer.</i>

1293
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,291
-Good morning!
-Hey.

1294
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:13,500
Sweet Jesus…

1295
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:15,666
-I had a good night's sleep.
-Be quiet.

1296
01:19:23,958 --> 01:19:26,083
-One second.
-I'm not saying anything.

1297
01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:30,083
-Is the babysitter bringing Gaweł?
-Yes, I'll arrange that.

1298
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,583
And should I ask her to bring…

1299
01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:36,708
-Ania? Yes?
-If you could.

1300
01:19:36,791 --> 01:19:41,375
Remember how last night
we were shouting that we're sh--

1301
01:19:43,375 --> 01:19:44,791
bad parents?

1302
01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:46,833
-I am.
-Yeah, right. You.

1303
01:19:48,166 --> 01:19:49,500
I'm fed up.

1304
01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:54,375
They look at me with those eyes,
constantly asking me questions.

1305
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,666
"Dad. Dad."

1306
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:58,458
They believe that I know everything.

1307
01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:02,833
-Who am I to teach them life?
-You're the Chair of the PA Committee.

1308
01:20:03,416 --> 01:20:05,416
Pawełek shouts at me.

1309
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,625
He yells at me.

1310
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,916
I lost my temper and spanked him once.

1311
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,208
He says that he'll tell his dad
because he took photos.

1312
01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:16,125
-I'm so stupid.
-No…

1313
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:20,541
Sweetie, you're not stupid.
Really. It's pure blackmail.

1314
01:20:20,625 --> 01:20:24,666
When the ultrasound scan
showed that Danielek would have…

1315
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,916
I mean that…

1316
01:20:28,333 --> 01:20:30,375
that he'd be the way he is…

1317
01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:33,375
I wanted…

1318
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:36,125
I wanted my wife to have an…

1319
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:39,750
Regardless of what I tend to say and…

1320
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:41,916
I kind of…

1321
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:46,791
I got really scared that I wouldn't cope.

1322
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:48,875
It's so hard to…

1323
01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:51,916
raise a child.

1324
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,541
It's so fucking difficult.

1325
01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:54,750
Let alone…

1326
01:20:54,833 --> 01:20:56,333
It is harder.

1327
01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,875
But I really love him.

1328
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,250
I love him so fucking much.

1329
01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,833
Sorry. Fuck. I'm really sorry because…

1330
01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:18,958
Good morning!

1331
01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:23,791
Ladies and gentlemen, I understand

1332
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:27,375
that we have to cancel the play?

1333
01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:30,541
-Well…
-I guess so.

1334
01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,500
-No.
-What do you mean "no"?

1335
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:33,958
We'll make it on time.

1336
01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:36,375
We'll deliver a Nativity play.

1337
01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:37,416
I'm losing my mind.

1338
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,916
-We won't make it.
-We won't make it without--

1339
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,000
Justyna.

1340
01:21:58,500 --> 01:21:59,541
FUCK

1341
01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:00,458
Thanks.

1342
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:05,333
I talked to Kinga's babysitter.
Justyna didn't come home last night.

1343
01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:06,750
She's not upstairs either.

1344
01:22:08,041 --> 01:22:09,333
The locker room…

1345
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:18,625
Justyna?

1346
01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:30,000
I'm awake.

1347
01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:37,041
-We have a Nativity play to perform.
-No.

1348
01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:41,250
This is your night.

1349
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:43,583
Actually, your day.

1350
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:48,000
Gosh…

1351
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:52,041
What kind of Nativity play
will it be without Mary?

1352
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,750
-A fighter never gives up.
-Yeah, right.

1353
01:23:06,583 --> 01:23:07,625
Hey.

1354
01:23:09,625 --> 01:23:10,458
Justynka…

1355
01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:24,708
-Oh, no.
-Justyna!

1356
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,083
Justyna!

1357
01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,333
Justyna, come on!

1358
01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:31,333
Stop being childish! It'll be a nice show.

1359
01:23:31,416 --> 01:23:33,000
-Good morning. Justyna!
-What?

1360
01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:33,916
What "what"?

1361
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,291
-What do you want?
-Jesus! You're so annoying, you know that?

1362
01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:40,208
Leave me alone!

1363
01:23:40,291 --> 01:23:41,125
Oh, yeah?

1364
01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:46,750
-I'm not going back there.
-You have to do it.

1365
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:48,041
For your daughter.

1366
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,541
My daughter is afraid of me.

1367
01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:13,291
We don't have to do the play.

1368
01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,750
To hell with this.

1369
01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:31,958
I feel awful about fucking everything up.

1370
01:24:32,041 --> 01:24:35,250
And I'm obviously trying to cover it up
with some mega gesture,

1371
01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:36,875
as fucking always.

1372
01:24:36,958 --> 01:24:40,041
Going to a PA meeting
instead of staying at home with the kid.

1373
01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:41,541
What a great fucking idea!

1374
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:50,125
I don't know if I will be a good father.

1375
01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:11,125
Come, Joseph.

1376
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,666
That's why I love Christmas.

1377
01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:22,000
Listen…

1378
01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:27,166
Did all of them hear me farting?

1379
01:25:30,791 --> 01:25:32,083
No, of course not.

1380
01:25:32,583 --> 01:25:33,416
Okay.

1381
01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,041
Come on!

1382
01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:37,208
Regarding Tytus… Justyna!

1383
01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:40,041
Good morning.
We're starting any minute now.

1384
01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:42,291
Look, the Christmas tree is broken.

1385
01:25:44,291 --> 01:25:45,125
Okay.

1386
01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:46,666
Good morning.

1387
01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:48,083
Hello.

1388
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:53,416
-Take off your jacket and find us a seat.
-What's up, Tytus?

1389
01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,583
Wanna tell me anything?

1390
01:25:57,666 --> 01:26:00,166
Other than you left my son with a junkie?

1391
01:26:00,666 --> 01:26:02,125
No, he's just a dealer.

1392
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,333
Okay, Dorota…

1393
01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:05,875
We'll talk after the play.

1394
01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:08,166
I'm sure you have a lot to tell me.

1395
01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:11,375
-Sorry to barge in.
-What? Did something happen again?

1396
01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,333
No, nothing happened.

1397
01:26:13,416 --> 01:26:16,375
Eryk and I had a little chat.
We have a proposition.

1398
01:26:16,458 --> 01:26:17,458
This is my seat!

1399
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:27,375
Watch this.

1400
01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:33,000
JUNKOLAND

1401
01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:36,916
His permanent carer will have to be here
for a few hours each day.

1402
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,041
Understood.

1403
01:26:39,458 --> 01:26:41,125
Will you be okay with that?

1404
01:26:41,708 --> 01:26:42,708
Theoretically, yes.

1405
01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:46,208
Logistically, it won't be easy, but…

1406
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:48,458
Let's give it a go.

1407
01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:49,875
Eryk, Justyna! Let's go!

1408
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:04,000
Dear children, dear parents.

1409
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:08,041
Welcome to the annual
Little Ray of Sunshine Nativity play.

1410
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:09,500
What's a Nativity play?

1411
01:27:09,583 --> 01:27:11,583
-You don't know?
-I do!

1412
01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:14,708
Okay, Krysia.

1413
01:27:14,791 --> 01:27:16,000
You go first, right?

1414
01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:18,541
I forgot my lines!

1415
01:27:18,625 --> 01:27:20,291
-Where's the script?
-Script?

1416
01:27:20,375 --> 01:27:23,625
I can't remember.
It came out of me and stopped being mine.

1417
01:27:23,708 --> 01:27:26,083
Don't worry, Krysia.

1418
01:27:26,166 --> 01:27:27,583
Listen, we'll improvise.

1419
01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:29,333
What? How?

1420
01:27:30,291 --> 01:27:31,125
Really?

1421
01:27:31,708 --> 01:27:36,208
The greatest wisdom is always the outcome
of the mistakes that we make.

1422
01:27:36,291 --> 01:27:38,625
That's why, my dear children,

1423
01:27:38,708 --> 01:27:43,791
I wish you to make
the most beautiful and best mistakes.

1424
01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:47,500
You said it yourself.
Children don't want scripted crap.

1425
01:27:47,583 --> 01:27:51,333
They want fun, action, and the truth.

1426
01:27:52,458 --> 01:27:54,208
Never be afraid of mistakes.

1427
01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:59,416
I'd finally like to see some normal,
smart people in this country.

1428
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:03,208
So we're improvising!

1429
01:28:06,041 --> 01:28:09,083
I just want to say

1430
01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:11,666
that this is a new era of a new Tadeusz,

1431
01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:14,416
who doesn't impose himself on anyone,
and who listens.

1432
01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:17,041
And Tadeusz, who gets emotional.

1433
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,666
-All the children have been waiting…
-It's time.

1434
01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:21,000
…our Nativity play.

1435
01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:22,458
A round of applause!

1436
01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:33,541
Well…

1437
01:28:34,541 --> 01:28:35,625
Mary!

1438
01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:38,291
-Joseph!
-Leave it!

1439
01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:39,958
-This is…
-Let go!

1440
01:28:40,041 --> 01:28:41,458
Give me the gun!

1441
01:28:42,166 --> 01:28:43,000
Jesus!

1442
01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:46,791
-Tadeusz, take it from him!
-No, relax! It's just--

1443
01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:50,541
Kazik, I'm sorry!

1444
01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:53,125
Children, calm down!

1445
01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:55,625
People!

1446
01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,583
-It's a toy!
-Please!

1447
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:05,041
This is a kindergarten!

1448
01:29:05,125 --> 01:29:08,708
Everything's fine! We're all safe!

1449
01:29:08,791 --> 01:29:10,583
MERRY CHRISTMAS

1450
01:29:11,708 --> 01:29:12,833
Don't worry!

1451
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,875
I'm a dietician.

1452
01:29:16,666 --> 01:29:17,625
Jeez…

1453
01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:57,000
What's up, Tytus?

1454
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:01,333
Listen…

1455
01:30:02,791 --> 01:30:04,458
I want to ask you something.

1456
01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:10,541
You have six months of kindergarten left.

1457
01:30:11,583 --> 01:30:12,791
I wondered…

1458
01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:16,833
Would you like me to come with you

1459
01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:18,708
as your permanent carer?

1460
01:30:18,791 --> 01:30:20,083
It's just a name.

1461
01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:23,041
Because, to be honest…

1462
01:30:25,791 --> 01:30:28,916
I'd like to come
to the kindergarten with you as your…

1463
01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:33,291
as your friend.

1464
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,375
Are you cool with that?

1465
01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:07,625
Come to Mommy.

1466
01:31:08,250 --> 01:31:09,083
Come!

1467
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:56,125
A NIGHT AT THE KINDERGARTEN

1468
01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:47,000
<i>Soon you'll be a big boy</i>
<i>Just a few more years</i>

1469
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:52,041
<i>Nothing will disturb your peace</i>
<i>You'll be strong, you'll have no fears</i>

1470
01:32:52,125 --> 01:32:57,083
<i>Because your father is here</i>

1471
01:32:57,166 --> 01:33:01,708
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>

1472
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:07,333
<i>Because your father is here</i>

1473
01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:11,625
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>

1474
01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:47,666
<i>You're 10, 15</i>
<i>You're 20 years old</i>

1475
01:33:47,750 --> 01:33:52,750
<i>But you still haven't had</i>
<i>Enough of this world</i>

1476
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:57,625
<i>Because your father is here</i>

1477
01:33:57,708 --> 01:34:02,333
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>
<i>Looks after you and cares</i>

1478
01:34:02,916 --> 01:34:08,000
<i>Because your father is here</i>

1479
01:34:08,083 --> 01:34:12,458
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>
<i>Looks after you and cares</i>

1480
01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:18,083
<i>Soon you'll be a father</i>
<i>Your world will change</i>

1481
01:34:18,166 --> 01:34:23,166
<i>But you won't be alone</i>
<i>Grandpa will help</i>

1482
01:34:23,250 --> 01:34:28,166
<i>Because your father is here</i>

1483
01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:32,708
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>
<i>Looks after you and cares</i>

1484
01:34:33,291 --> 01:34:38,208
<i>Because your grandpa is here</i>

1485
01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:42,500
<i>Because your grandpa is here</i>

1486
01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:48,375
<i>Because your father is here</i>

1487
01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:53,291
<i>Because your father, your old man</i>
<i>Looks after you and cares</i>

1488
01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:57,208
<i>-See, Eryk?</i>
<i>-Yeah, we can…</i>

1489
01:34:57,291 --> 01:34:59,291
<i>-We'll clean it up.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1490
01:36:19,291 --> 01:36:24,291
Subtitle translation by: Maja Konkolewska



