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(upbeat music)
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ Do the best with what we got ♪
♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪
♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪
♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪
♪ I love when she ♪
♪ I love ♪ (man singing indistinctly)
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And make the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best, make the best ♪
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- Morning.
Hey.
- Hey.
- Happy belated Valentine's.
- Good one Alex.
- Have a good workout.
- Hey Theresa. - Hey.
- What's up with the mask?
- Oh, I just got back from Hong Kong.
Everyone's wearing them 'cause of the outbreak.
- Outbreak?
- Coronavirus?
- Oh yeah, I got a text.
I got a text alert about that.
I thought it was just in China.
- We'll see.
- Hmm, okay, well I was gonna go work out,
but it was nice seeing you.
- You too.
- Yeah, have a good day.
(footsteps clacking on stairs)
- [Narrator On TV] Ideally, you draw up a play,
you get yourself a bucket, then you come back defensively
and you lock down and get yourself a steal.
But that has to be a theme for this team, brother.
- [Announcer On TV] It's only the first quarter?
These guys better wake up or this game is over.
- [Narrator On TV] There's a nice bounce pass to Gardner,
drives and stolen as he goes up.
Fast down court, Sanders slides right by Pearson,
and goes in for an easy layup.
- [Announcer On TV] Man, I don't know
what they did last night,
but they better get their head in the game today.
(dramatic music)
- [Emergency Announcer] The World Health Organization
has announced an official name
for the novel coronavirus disease
that is causing illness and even death in Wuhan, China.
It's called COVID 19.
There are many types of human coronaviruses,
but COVID 19 is a new disease not previously seen in humans.
- [Announcer On TV] You risk throwing a split fever
here for the pass?
- [Narrator On TV] That's exactly what I was about to say.
You have to be careful with the runner on the third.
(typewriter clicking)
(phone ringing) (soft dramatic music)
(bag rustling) (feet thumping)
- I knew the air quality in LA was bad, but.
- It affects people with respiratory problems.
- Nice to see you too.
Gotta go! Bye!
- See ya.
- [Announcer On TV] We still don't know
if those two games tonight will be played,
but what we do know is that NBA officials have said
an unidentified player has tested positive
for the coronavirus disease, and according to one report,
three teammates have also tested positive for coronavirus,
and all that is what's led Commissioner Silver
to make his announcement today
that the NBA season is officially suspended.
League officials did not say how long
that suspension will last.
(soft dramatic music)
- Yes, COVID is greatly affecting distributor confidence.
Orders are down in China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong.
Even our Japanese distributor is indicating
that he will be ordering less
because of the virus potential impact on Japan.
- These are products for ischemic stroke,
which is an emergent procedure
and demand should not go down no matter how this unfolds.
- That was essentially my response as well,
but our Japanese distributor is concerned
that his other businesses could be hard hit
if elective procedures aren't canceled, but I'm sure that
when this dies down in a couple of weeks,
they will resume normal ordering.
- Hmm.
Well then for the moment,
we'll just have to find a way to cut down on expenses.
We are spending a fortune on your apartment in Hong Kong,
you practically live there, and they love you there,
but until business picks up, I'm very sorry but
we will have to suspend your employment.
As you said, I'm sure things will return to normal
when this all dies down,
then we'll be able to hire you back.
(soft dramatic music)
- You gotta admit I've been pretty quiet
the last couple of days, right?
- Sorry to hear that all your sports were canceled.
- Are you? Really?
- But it is awfully quiet around here.
- Yeah, too quiet.
Now I know when your boyfriend comes over.
- What do you mean?
- You should have sex in your bedroom.
- Disgusting.
- Not your living room.
See ya. - But good to know.
- [Announcer On TV] Do so by socially distancing themselves
from others.
A state as large as ours is many parts,
but at the end of the day, we're one body.
There's a mutuality,
and there's a recognition of our interdependence
that requires of this moment
that we direct a statewide order for people to stay at home.
That directive goes into force and effect this evening.
We are confident that the people of the state of California
will abide by it.
They'll do the right thing.
They'll meet this moment.
They'll step up as they have to protect themselves
and to protect broader community
and this great state and the world.
(soft dramatic music)
- You know the governor issued to stay at home, right?
- I got a three on three game later, finals.
You?
- Groceries because that's the only thing we're allowed.
- You're telling me I can't play basketball?
- Times have changed, but maybe our clocks just stopped.
(upbeat music)
♪ Physical beliefs dividing our lives ♪
♪ Broke down the walls that we build up inside ♪
♪ It took the mask to finally reveal ♪
♪ The hidden truths that we always concealed ♪
♪ Unless the lesson is that less is more ♪
♪ Sometimes the lock is what opens the door ♪
♪ Left to explode, the whirling inside ♪
♪ Took me and grabbed me to let me fly high ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ To let me fly ♪
♪ Lockdown was a slow down that sped up our hearts ♪
♪ Never were together 'til we were apart ♪
♪ Love's a funny thing, really makes you wonder ♪
♪ You know what they say he makes the heart go ♪
- I'm so glad you're here, I'm starving.
I'm sorry, I thought you were Grubhub.
- Theresa, your neighbor.
- The invisible woman.
- Yeah.
- Was my cello too loud?
- You play the cello?
- LA Philharmonic, second seat.
- Seriously, I love strings.
- Do you?
I love chains.
Love to open your locket and see what's inside.
Australian?
- I'm from Fresno actually.
- I meant the gold.
- Oh, Canadian.
I went to the Yukon, Dawson City.
- You panned for gold and got all this?
- I, after four hours of scooping rocks,
got it at the gift shop.
(women laughing)
I was hoping to get your number.
- Are you hitting on me?
- For emergencies.
- Oh is that what we're calling it?
- I'm sorry to have bothered you.
- Hand me your phone.
You know,
for emergencies.
I'm Kimiko.
- Thank you, Kim.
- Call me when you're not invisible.
♪ I think it's magic ♪
♪ When you call my name ♪
♪ I think it's magic that you're ♪
- That's a classy enough confession.
♪ And I can't say enough when you turn away ♪
♪ So I'll just wait here for another day ♪
(upbeat music)
- Can't get enough of this view, right?
- You know the reason that there's no traffic
is 'cause no one's going to work.
If no one's going to work, no one's buying cars.
- And if no one's buying cars then I'm not selling.
- Here's what I owe you, okay?
Plus a little extra.
It's not as much as I'd like,
but considering I'm still paying those on a closed lot,
it's the best I can do.
- Yes, we are so broke, we take any more losses,
we'll have to move to Beverly Hills.
(soft dramatic music)
(machine whirring)
(people on TV chattering)
- You know in French they say like three minus half,
three plus half.
- Interesting.
- Also women, they don't shave their arms or legs.
(machine whirring)
- You heard of WD-40?
(machine whirring)
- You have a good workout?
Sounds like you're making the most of your new purchase.
- [Zoe] Oh, just watch the Blacklist will ya?
- [Alex] You know, I'm not exactly thrilled
that you can hear my every move either.
You know there's quarantine last any longer,
you're gonna hear a lot of my movements.
- Do I need to go buy some air freshener?
- [Alex] No,
I'm talking about I'm probably gonna gain some weight.
- Okay.
(car whirring)
You hear that?
First it was like white noise,
endless stream of cars, day and night, night and day.
Now I actually do notice when I hear a car.
(phone buzzing)
- When did you get out?
- Two weeks ago.
Inmates for good behavior got on parole
'cause this virus thing.
- What do you want Melvin?
- What'd I tell you about calling me Melvin?
I'm your dad.
- Being blood does not make you a father.
- All I'm tryna do is holler at you, shit.
- I gotta go anyways, I have a date.
- [Alex] You have a date?
- I wasn't talking to you.
Why don't you just watch the Blacklist?
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And do the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best with what we got ♪
♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪
♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪
♪ No way for it stop no, no ♪
(upbeat music) (man singing indistinctly)
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And do the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best, make the best ♪
♪ Eenie meanie miney moe, ♪
♪ I'm non-essential, so I'm broke ♪
(muffled music playing)
(person knocking on door)
- Come in.
(door squeaking)
- Since you can't go outdoors, I brought outdoors to you.
- That's so sweet.
Where's your mask?
- Oh, I just took it off.
You don't need me to wear it around you, right?
- No.
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
- I've been thinking about you a lot these last few days.
- Me too.
I just wished we had a couple more days together.
- I do too.
(phone ringing)
- Is that your neighbor's phone?
- Yeah, unfortunately I just found out
that these two apartments used to be one,
and so the manager stuck a wall in the middle
to make it two.
(unintelligible)
Come on.
(Zoe laughing) (upbeat music)
♪ Out of this situation ♪
♪ Like how you bro? ♪ ♪ What you learn? ♪
♪ You come out better than you went in ♪
- [Woman On TV] This business, a late night takeaway will fail.
(balls squeaking)
- Woo, that was a better workout than the gym.
Hear that neighbor?
(ball squeaking)
(door closing)
(soft music) (ball thumping)
- Hey I'm headed to the roof for a little fresh air.
You wanna join?
(soft music)
Just being neighborly and phenomenally bored.
Think of it as non date, non-friendly.
- How about non-thanks.
- All right, you're making me resort to bribery.
I've splurged on a $20 bottle of wine, French wine.
Ignore me, drink the wine.
(soft music)
How's James?
- You know his name?
- He asks you to say it all the time.
- Are you practicing for a radio shock gig?
And you can hear me all the way from my bedroom?
- Have you heard it lately? It's kind of like Nebraska.
I can hear you snore.
- Correction, I don't snore.
- Can I ask you a personal question?
- I think you know everything.
- Why don't you like me?
- Why do you think?
Oh, sorry. That was rude of me.
Thinking's not your strong point.
- Ouch.
- You just look at me like a piece of meat.
- Porterhouse though.
- Haha. You are so funny.
No, every time I walk in the hallway,
I feel like I need to take a shower.
- Guilty as charged.
My punishment?
- More truth.
Whenever you convince a victim,
I mean woman to come over to your place.
I bet the first thing that you do is check your Lakers app
to check their score.
- And if they're winning, which usually are,
at least I'm in a good mood.
- Everything's a silly little joke to you, isn't it?
But one day you're gonna wake up
and realize the joke's on you.
- Seems like you've given me some thought.
- Kind of hard not to when you're in my ear 24/7.
Binge on the Blacklist, why?
Hate to have a little bit of silence?
- Well,
this has been nice.
I'll go hang myself now.
Should do this again in my next life.
- Cheers.
(upbeat music)
♪ These times we're in ♪
♪ Of hurt and loss ♪
♪ And so much has taken leave from our lives ♪
♪ The days get harder ♪
♪ The pain gets sharper ♪
♪ It's a struggle to survive ♪
♪ Still we try ♪
♪ Hard to know why ♪
♪ But something in the spirit keeps on ♪
♪ Even though we can't touch ♪
♪ We need each other so much ♪
♪ This is how we go on ♪
♪ 'Cause love is what we need ♪
♪ Something to believe ♪
♪ We've got to have each other even if it's through a screen ♪
♪ And we can make it on the other side ♪
♪ No matter how rough the ride ♪
♪ While we still have a beating heart ♪
♪ We're together even if we're apart ♪
- Guess this is one of the only places to work out, right?
No work today?
- Waitress.
- No work in the foreseeable future?
- Thanks for update, Captain Obvious.
- No auditions?
- How'd you know I was an actress?
- I seen that movie on Netflix.
- Really, which one?
- Or was it the porn channel?
Seriously, it doesn't take that much detective work
to know that every waitress in LA is an actress.
- Why can't you just catch the coronavirus
and leave me alone?
I mean, what do you do?
- Sales.
Exotic cars, classics.
- Sales fits you.
- Really? How so?
As I await the insult.
- You put on some charm first while smiling like a wolf,
then you apply pressure,
waiting for the perfect moment to pounce.
- Wow, I'm not quite the stereotype you envision.
- Enlighten me.
(Zoe laughing)
See, you love dishing it out,
but you hate having it dished back to you.
- If you're auditioning for a bitch,
I'm sure you'll be authentic.
- That's what my agent keeps telling me.
(soft music) (gravel crunching)
(phone ringing)
- What?
- Prison got me thinking about a lot of things.
Oh, me and your moms were so young.
- Young?
Were you young three years ago
when you decided to barge into my mother's apartment drunk?
- No.
- You know what? I don't have time for this.
I don't ever want you to call me again.
(soft dramatic music) - Damn.
(soft dramatic music)
(ball thumping)
(glass shattering)
- [Randy] Xavier, (glass shattering)
I'm talking to you.
- What, What? (glass shattering)
(clattering)
- Where is the fuck is the toilet paper
I asked you to buy last week?
- I forgot to get it.
- We are completely out!
It is the one thing I asked you to do.
- Honey, what are you trying to say?
- I come home after working 24 hours
nursing a people back to health to find a dirty apartment,
the fridge has no food in it,
the dog hasn't been washed,
and the bills haven't been paid,
and now we have no fucking toilet paper.
You know what?
I am done.
Get the fuck out.
- What?
- Get the fuck out!
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
I think COVID has gone to your head.
- Do I have to do everything? (man knocking on door)
Get the fucking door.
(man sighing) God.
- What?
- Hey, I'm just your neighbor down the hall.
- Yeah, I still recognize you with all that on.
- I was just seeing if you were okay.
- That is so sweet of you to notice.
- I come in peace.
- No, we are fine.
You know, we've just been
doing a little role reversal since COVID.
My husband just doesn't seem to get it.
- He doesn't need to know our business.
- I can tell him anything that I want to tell him.
- Guys, toilet paper.
I have extra.
- Oh, um,
I'm so sorry, I am so tired.
- I know it's okay.
I know you're under a lot of pressure
and I don't even know
how I'm gonna pay my bills without working.
- Me neither.
- And I'm unessential.
- Non.
- I'm non-essential.
(people laughing)
And look, if you'll excuse us,
I have some work to do.
- Yeah, man.
Do your thing.
Have a good one. - Bye.
- Be safe.
(soft dramatic music)
- Here's one I think you'll like, TUI,
comes from the Latin word tutelage.
Tutelage usually means specialized in individual guidance.
Alexander the Great was under the tutelage
of the philosopher Aristotle between the ages of 13 and 16,
and his tutor inspired him
with the love of philosophy, medicine, and science.
At 16, he commanded his first army
and by his death 16 years later,
he had founded the greatest empire ever seen,
but it's not so easy to trace the effects
of the brilliant tutelage he had received in his youth.
- Cool.
Alex the Great.
You trying to tell me something?
And Aristotle, didn't he play for the Lakers?
- Come on.
- No, no, no, that was Ron Artez.
But what's happening with King James anyway?
- Why don't you just watch baseball reruns or something?
- Well, ESPN is doing fantasy baseball games,
but even I think that's pathetic,
but come on, don't change the subject.
Why doesn't he ever stay over two nights in a row?
- Believe it or not Alex, that's none of your business.
- Your business is located at a one way street,
the dead ends.
- And you know this how?
- Because he's like every other guy. He's a freaking wolf.
He's just better at holding in his inner animal
for the first two minutes on your couch.
- Just the thought of knowing that you can hear us
on my couch makes me wanna fumigate.
- Not everything can be written off
with a silly little joke.
- No, no joke.
Like I have to convince you of anything
when you're just trying to sabotage my shit.
- Humor me for one second, okay?
And tell me the qualities that are unique only to him.
- Okay.
He's genuine for starters, ever heard of that?
And he's sincere, honest, trustworthy.
- Loyal and obedient?
Does he get a biscuit if he brings you your slippers?
From what I hear,
you two don't talk about anything of importance.
Nothing personal, real,
safe political opinions followed by safe personal insights.
I mean, if one step lesson
you could be talking to the freaking mailman.
Why not ask him about something real?
Like if he's pro-life or pro-choice
or try talking to him about taking it to the next level
and then see how genuine of a guy he becomes.
- [Zoe] Okay, and let me guess who you think
my perfect boyfriend is.
My backstabbing neighbor?
Let me flip the question back on you.
Are you pro-life or pro-choice?
- I believe that all women should get to choose
what they do with their bodies.
Why a bunch of old white men get to decide
is beyond me.
- Careful now, that's awfully close to a thoughtful answer.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, let me guess, you don't.
- I date, not the same girl two nights in a row.
Sound familiar?
But I do let 'em sleep over once in a while
even if I don't want them to.
I guess I'm not as honest with my feelings as James.
(glass crashing)
- How does someone break a dish loading a dishwasher?
Our china is our most expensive wedding gift,
and why are you putting our china in the dishwasher
in the first place?
- I broke a plate and you're busting my balls.
- Oh no, no, no.
Those are working just fine.
In fact, that is the only thing you seem to do right.
- Fuck you.
- Yeah that's not happening anytime soon.
Look I am tired of always having to redo
everything that you do.
It's exhausting.
- I'm trying, but all you tell me is I'm doing it wrong.
- Because you are.
- Look, before this COVID started,
I went to work every day and I was respected
and now I'm non-essential and I feel that way here
and it hurts.
- Oh shit.
- Let's not go through that again.
- Honey.
- What?
- This is a dust pan, not a broom shield.
- Thanks.
- So do you want me to take the glass outside
or can I just throw it in this can?
- The trash can is perfect.
- Hey, isn't this book the one you've always wanted to read?
- For like the last three years.
- Well, why don't you go sit down and read it
and I'll finish cleaning the kitchen.
- I love you too.
(woman grunting)
- Hey Randy.
- [Randy] Yeah?
- You sure make those crutches look sexy.
- Hey, uh, Xavier?
- Yeah?
- Is that a broom or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, way!
(woman laughing)
Watch out!
(upbeat music) (people moaning and yelling)
- What?
- It's me.
We were just making sure everybody here was alive.
- Yeah.
- We're just in the middle of something.
- Yeah, we're working some things out still.
- Outstanding.
- We've gotta be quieter.
- I'm gonna go get the ball gag.
- Ball gag?
- Too much information.
(upbeat music)
- Talk about getting to know your neighbors.
(upbeat music)
(people cheering and thumping)
(TV playing)
- How do you feel about not doing anything tonight?
- Yeah, that's fine.
But did I do something?
- Like not give you enough sake?
- I was just wondering if we could talk for a bit.
- All right, anything.
- He fidgets, hoping this doesn't take more than a minute
to get back to business.
- How do you feel about me?
- Huh?
I like you.
I respect you.
I really enjoy our time together, you know what I mean?
- Then why don't you ever wanna spend the night?
- I do.
- You don't.
- You know I deal with a lot of international companies,
so I'm on the phone with Europe at 5:00 AM
and by 9:00 AM our time they've already shut down,
so I can't sleep in.
- That doesn't explain weekends.
- I know, I'm sorry.
I was just listening to dumb voices in my head.
(upbeat music)
- And now it's time for the wolf to eat his sheep.
He's gonna be real gentle in the beginning
and real rough at the end just because
he had to sort through her female mine fields.
(soft dramatic music)
- Hey you.
- I'm sorry,
do you need another minute to get dressed for dinner?
- Heck no.
Stuck in my apartment.
I wanna be comfortable.
(women laughing)
Unless this bothers you.
- When did you know that you liked women?
- I've always known.
- Isn't it weird that I haven't?
- That's why you run so hard
and hide so much, invisible woman.
- Why do you keep calling me that?
- You could simply live in Hong Kong,
but then you wouldn't be able to run away
from everyone you meet.
Meet someone there, you're off to the states,
meet someone here and you're off to Hong Kong.
- Wow.
- You're hiding, invisible even to yourself.
Sorry, life's too short for bullshit,
especially with COVID. - Yeah.
Okay, no bullshit.
You wanna know why I keep this place?
'Cause of the way you look at me in the hall.
- That's because I like you.
- You don't even know me.
- [Kim] You'd be surprised.
- I got fired.
- What?
- Hmm.
But that means I'm gonna be spending
a little more time in the states finding out
what it's like to be visible.
- Hmm.
I can't wait to kiss you.
- Lead me not into temptation.
- But deliver us from evil.
This is not evil.
- I'm so fucking scared.
- Good.
- What, what are you--
♪ Want you here, want you near ♪
♪ Want you to hold me tighter, make me feel lighter ♪
♪ Want you here, want you near ♪
♪ And I want every little piece that you have to be singing ♪
♪ Now for me and all of your, hang on, ♪
♪ We've found that missing piece to be a tighter, ♪
♪ Better, more of me and you ♪
- Oh shit.
- I don't suppose I could get a cup of coffee from you.
- Milk and sugar?
- Just milk.
(soft music)
- [Alex] I got a question for you.
- Yeah, what's that?
- [Alex] Order up.
What's your favorite movie of all time?
- Pride and Prejudice.
- Really?
Let me guess, you love all Jane Austen movies,
all types, all versions, all Jane, all men.
- Yeah, I admit that they have some similarities,
similar characters, similar storylines,
but I just love the romance, the grandeur.
Let me guess. You love ultra graphic films
with a couple of bad jokes thrown in.
You still enjoy the movies you liked as a child
because your taste hasn't changed nor developed.
I think that your favorite film is Diehard.
Then Gladiator and Bourne Identity definitely make top 10.
- Top five.
- Sad.
- Not as sad as last night.
Too soon?
Still there?
How's the coffee?
- I wonder why we drink coffee.
I mean, why is it so popular, coffee and coffee houses.
To me, the expensive kind and the cheap kind
all taste the same with a little bit of milk in it.
- Deep.
Do you and James have these personally revealing
conversations with each other like this?
Yeah, but coffee, coffee.
Yeah, I heard it was invented by a sheep herder,
found a sheep eating coffee berries.
It was all jittery.
So we covered movies, we covered coffee.
What else?
Sports? You into any?
- Just basketball.
- Really? - No!
This is nice.
- What?
- The silence.
- Yeah, I'm good.
- [Zoe] Me too.
- Careful,
that didn't feel mean at all.
- I'm slipping.
- [Alex] As long as you're not tripping
'cause we can't go anywhere.
Haha. You funny.
- I keep having this funny thought
that I'm turning into Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie.
- [Zoe] You're turning into a woman?
- No, I'm becoming a better man.
In my case, talking to a wall.
- So if this is the better version of you,
then I'd be absolutely terrified to meet the old you.
- Do you wanna come over for dinner tonight?
If you don't have any plans, which I know you don't.
I mean, we gotta get through this together
whether you like it or not.
I mean, I can take the hour
and try and prove I'm not a cove idiot
and you can shoot me down a bunch.
That sounds fun, right?
I mean, hey, you know, it's nothing formal.
I mean, we just have to wear the masks
and we can do the whole six feet apart thing.
It's not even slightly romantic, yeah?
Just two neighbors passing the time
doing something a bit different.
- And let me guess, pizza or Chinese?
- I guess I am a bit of a stereotype.
Mm-hmm.
- You know, is it even safe to deliver food?
I mean, we don't know who's cooking it,
who's delivering it, if they're washing their hands,
I have a novel idea.
Why don't I cook?
You know, you won't have to work out as much
if you don't have so much to work off.
- And the bitch is back.
You're talking about cooking veggies, right?
Like I think I know what those are.
- You. - I know, me funny.
I gotta go to the store anyway,
so I'll pick up some salad stuff while I'm there,
and 10 pounds of dressing.
(soft music)
- Hey. - Hey.
- Best sleep of my life.
- Oh, I'm glad somebody got some sleep.
- You must be doing it wrong.
- Which should tell you something.
Hang on.
Oh,
I--
I called my brother this morning.
- You came out to him?
- I left a message to call me, but I plan to.
I'm tired of being invisible.
- Wow, I'm impressed.
Letting your freak flag fly.
- Hmm.
He's going to be shocked.
- Your family has known for as long as you.
- What are you talking about?
I just found out 12 hours ago.
- You knew.
You admitted it to yourself 12 hours ago.
- You wanna know something funny?
- Mhm.
- If it weren't for the separation
and Skype.
- [woman] Yeah?
I never could have done what we did last night.
- Okay.
I see that.
- I mean, this is probably bad to say, but
this pandemic saved my life.
- Thanks to you.
- Girl, this is probably bad to say,
but you should come over here right now.
- What?
- Oh, this is crazy.
I need to hold you, kiss you,
and make you feel as special as you are.
- I...I don't.
- Kiss me.
- On the screen?
Computer screens are seven times more dirty
than your toilet.
- Not yours, and especially not yours during coronavirus.
I know you, you clean that screen every 10 minutes.
(woman blows kiss)
Happy?
- Horrified.
Who am I, your mother?
- Oh, you do not wanna bring up my mother.
(woman laughing)
- Hmm.
Do something sexy.
- You are like a dirty old man.
- Oh, damn, below the belt.
- Literally.
- I like you.
- Yeah?
Even though I take forever?
- Forever.
Forever.
I like the sound of that.
I've never said that to anyone before.
- I've never heard that word from anyone before.
♪ We're so much better, it's harder, better, for many ♪
(woman vocalizing)
(James knocking on door) - Come in.
- Hey.
- I've been thinking a lot about what you said last night.
You're making dinner?
- Oh no, no, no.
This is just a care package for a neighbor.
Um, yeah, I'm gonna go deliver that and I'll be right back,
so just make yourself comfortable.
- Okay.
- I heard.
Don't worry about it.
- At least you get free food.
- I guess he sensed you were jumping ship.
Now he's gonna get all syrupy sweet on ya.
Whatever it takes to keep his ship dock in bay, right?
- Why did I ever agree to have dinner with you?
- I don't know, chalk it up to being bored stiff
and taking pity on your loser neighbor.
Hey, whatever's in here smells nice.
Goodnight. - [Zoe] Night.
- I bought ear plugs.
- Anyway,
I've been thinking a lot
about what you said last night and you're right.
I have been neglectful and been
way too preoccupied with work,
but I don't work tomorrow morning,
so if you want me to stay the night I can,
unless you just wanna sit here and talk.
- Why?
- Why what?
Seem like you're acting different lately.
- I just wanna make sure that you're not paying me a visit
because you're worried that I'm having doubts.
- That was no.
I should go.
- Nope, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just--
I've just been locked in this place for too long
and I've left to my thoughts
and just making up problems that don't exist.
- Oh.
- How can I make it up to you?
What about a lingerie show?
(upbeat music)
(person singing rock music indistinctly)
♪ I'm losing sight between the right and wrong ♪
♪ Gotta run away and get around ♪
♪ Breaking out, breaking rules now ♪
♪ You got it bad, you got it good ♪
♪ You know my name ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, you better know my name ♪
♪ I am a bad man ♪
♪ Taking out the bad guy ♪
♪ Having fun with a bad guy ♪
♪ We're raisin' hell ♪
♪ I am a bad guy ♪
(Alex grunting) (singer singing indistinctly)
♪ Ain't no good, I'm a bad guy ♪
♪ I am no good, no good ♪
- Have a great night.
Loved the show.
- Well, thank you.
- Talk to you tomorrow.
(door squeaking)
- Bye.
Morning.
You know, I was gonna tell you
that James and I almost broke up,
but then I realized I was sounding like you,
and then I knew I was wrong,
so I don't understand how you have the nerve
to tell me anything.
- Yeah, I'll let you finish.
It's more than I can say for James.
Does he ever let you...
finish?
- But you're nothing like him at all, right?
- With some, sure, the ones that I don't care about.
- But that's not me.
You truly care about me, right?
- Yeah.
You know, it was good by the way, your dish.
Thanks again.
Good, but not quite fair.
I get your pot, James gets your honey pot.
- Had to make up for that sweet comment, right?
- [Alex] We can snipe at each other later, I got shit to do.
- Like what?
- [Alex] Quarantine shit.
Wash your pot for one.
(dramatic music)
♪ Hey, I'm here on layaway ♪
♪ I'm doing laps around the house ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' going today ♪
♪ I punt an 18 hole course from the kitchen to the bedroom ♪
♪ But the ball keeps disappearing ♪
♪ 'Cause the cats are in the way ♪
♪ Man, you should see my wood pile ♪
♪ It's the eighth wonder of the world ♪
♪ Remember tool in the toolbox ♪
♪ Well they shine like glam ♪
♪ And like now they'll demonstrate every single one ♪
♪ Of the 127 uses for WD-40 ♪
♪ Oh my layaway ♪
♪ I'm going a little cray ♪
♪ Free time's a favor but I'll pay for it later ♪
♪ Well I'm on my layaway ♪
(upbeat music)
- Whatcha doin'?
- Reading a script.
- You're up for a role.
That's great considering all of Hollywood shut down.
- Well, quarantine isn't gonna last forever,
but okay, you got me.
This script doesn't necessarily have a role for me,
but I just like reading it for fun and to learn.
- If you could play any role, what would you play?
- [Zoe] Cleopatra.
- Cleopatra, really?
She's your role model?
She was a con artist whore.
- Wow.
- [Alex] Sorry, actually, I think I'm mixing her up with me.
You're sexy when you shake your head like that,
not as sexy as Cleopatra though.
You might have to work on that.
- I will work on it
just as soon as you work on your John McClain.
♪ I'm at home on layaway ♪
♪ I'm going a little cray ♪
♪ Free time's a favor but I'll pay for it later ♪
♪ Well I'm on my layaway ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ I'm still here ♪
♪ Still here ♪
- Howdy sis?
- What are you doing here?
I told you to call me.
Figures you'd show up maskless and carefree.
- I think you mean careless and you'd probably be right.
I couldn't care less,
but your call was quite a step up
from your usual text message with smiley faces so
what's up?
- Have to be something up?
- Considering you've never invited me over.
- And I still haven't invited you over.
- And you have yet to invite me in.
- You know, I wanted to invite you over
before all of this stuff,
but I've always been on the road nonstop.
Besides you're busy with your family and
you're so far away.
- I drove over here in less than an hour,
so I repeat, what's up?
- I
wanted to touch base.
I mean, you have no idea how lonely it is
when you're single during a stay at home.
- What's up?
- I found someone, I met somebody.
- And I thought you said you were lonely.
Well, tell me about him.
- He's
a she.
- So what, you just got so lonely
you figured any port in a storm?
- I think I've always been in this port.
- Maybe you've never been in a storm.
Well what do you want me to say?
That it's all fine and dandy?
No problem?
Don't give our entire upbringing another thought?
God.
- Yeah.
- This is rich.
Remember this? Hmm?
The unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Homosexuals will not inherit the kingdom of God.
- Nor adulterers, nor drunkards,
1 Corinthians 6:9 and 10.
Forget it.
(soft music)
Come on Paul, what would Jesus say?
- He would probably say something like
above all, love each other deeply
because love can cover a multitude of sins.
- Peter 4:8.
Not that I sinned.
- Between the two of us, you were always the saint.
I'm the last person
that should be throwing stones from my glass house.
You look happy.
(soft music)
I'm happy for you.
Come on.
- COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
Put a mask on.
(people laughing) (soft music)
- COSM.
Comes from the Greek word for order.
Since the Greeks believe the universe was an orderly place,
words in this group usually relate to the universe,
so cosmonaut was the word for space traveler
from the former Soviet Union,
the roots of our own word, astronaut,
suggests star traveler instead.
Oddly enough, cosmetics comes from the same roots
since putting things in order is similar
to decorating something such as your face.
- I have to bite off that.
Gimme a book so I can read.
- I just feel like our vocabulary is so limited,
including mine.
Hence the book.
I mean, look at the songs we listen to,
the rhymes and the lyrics are so predictable.
I mean, how can someone write meaningful songs
if they don't study the meaning of the words?
- Why listen to rap?
Not the dumb shit rap,
Drake, Jay-Z, and you can't forget Tupac.
I mean, I don't always agree with what they're saying,
but at least they're saying something.
- I don't know, I like music about love.
I love your smile.
I love your hair.
I love the way you walk.
There's something about you,
but nobody ever explains well that something is.
- Like your James.
- Here we go.
- All he has to do is say I love you,
and your heart melts if he ever has.
He never has to say why he actually cares,
what it is exactly he likes besides your sugar pot.
Goin' to school?
- Glad you changed the subject
because it was one word from your last.
Yeah, but if you really want to know,
Santa Monica Community College.
Yeah.
I mean, no one in my family had a degree
and I'm not looking for sympathy but I came from nothing,
less than nothing.
Unfortunately, my father wasn't absent.
It would've been a lot better if he was,
if he disappeared the moment I was born.
- I'm sorry.
Really.
I wasn't exactly born on third base either,
but I had two parents, do have two parents.
Seriously,
kind of feel you,
like ya even more knowing you had to struggle.
Makes me feel like a loser for not trying harder.
Time for me to not only improve my fantastic body and buddy career--
but time to expand my mind,
my spirit, my cosmos.
- Hmm.
Well, I'm gonna give you time to expand on that.
I'm gonna go back to my apartment.
(soft music)
(dishes clattering) Good morning.
- Hey, good morning.
- Just wake up?
- [Alex] Read all night.
- Did it hurt?
- Sort of knocked me out.
I was reading about black holes in the universe
and how they're gonna devour everything in their paths
and devour Earth.
It got me thinking,
if a black hole will eat everything in their path,
then at some point they're gonna explode, right?
Which means there's gonna be a whole other Big Bang.
A new beginning.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, I was thinking that too.
- I know that I baffled you with my bullshit.
Do you want to try for dinner again?
Tonight?
As long as it's not King James time, you know?
- Well, he actually left town during quarantine.
His work insisted on it.
- Outstanding.
That's a major bummer. So, same time, same place?
(upbeat music)
(door knocking)
- Hey stranger.
Not glad to see me?
- No, no, no, I am, I am just surprised.
You know, quarantine and all.
- Since when do you give one shit about quarantine
or what anyone says?
- Whatcha cooking? - Umm...
I didn't know you knew how.
- I've been learning a lot of new things these days.
(upbeat music)
- You turn into a Buddhist monk?
Thank God.
(door knocking)
Company? During quarantine?
- Probably just the neighbors sharing supplies.
Oh hey, hey.
Thank you so much.
- Yeah. - Hey, I owe you too.
I'm so sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
- Cool neighbor.
Kind of hot, kind of likes you,
but she'll have to wait in line.
(upbeat music)
- Let's do it.
(upbeat music)
(woman moaning)
♪ Happy day, happy day ♪
♪ I'm happy, I'm angry the other day ♪
♪ I could trip on life ♪
♪ But I'd rather be glad the pandemic hit ♪
♪ The whole word was sick ♪
♪ I got depressed and I got the texts out to nowhere like ♪
♪ Invite to party, but not in person ♪
♪ I was introduced to Zoom ♪
♪ Okay ♪ (machine whirring)
♪ What's that? ♪
(man singing indistinctly) (machine whirring loudly)
♪ I'm glad you ain't dead, I'm happy you alive ♪
♪ Guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And do the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best with what we got ♪
♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪
♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪
♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪
(person singing indistinctly)
- Great.
I'm starved.
You were a beast last night.
- You weren't so bad yourself.
- Can we turn down the music?
(upbeat music)
The only thing you ever made for me was a phone call.
Your hot neighbor can cook.
- Hunger is the best recipe.
- Good sex is the best recipe.
Can't hear rap right now.
- Oh, it's not technically rap.
- Whatever.
(dishes clattering)
I'll get dressed.
- Okay.
- First thing you agreed to.
I need a new boy toy.
You don't get any more of this.
See ya.
- Betty wait.
Be safe.
- Take care.
- So glad you liked my food.
- Waited up all night?
- You wish.
- [Alex] I was just giving you time to read your book.
Build your vocabulary.
- Appreciate it, and coincidentally,
one of my new words of the day was egomaniacal,
which in Latin means selfish prick.
- I wasn't very selfish last night.
I was actually very giving.
- I imagine when you're giving, you're also taking.
- As far as I remember you and I are platonic,
which comes from the Latin Pluto,
meaning we come from different planets,
so since this doesn't matter, what do you think?
Should we do dinner? Try again tonight?
- Tempting, but I'll pass.
Also you probably got the virus
from miss Mademoiselle Betty.
I get the feeling that you weren't her first house call.
- And I think you're gonna get it from James
when he comes back from his business trip.
(soft dramatic music)
(Melvin knocking on door)
(door squeaking)
- Hello Zozo.
Nice place.
Doing good.
- Yeah, it's not rocket science, Melvin.
It's just a minimum wage job.
(soft music)
- If I could have held a job,
maybe y'all could have held onto my family.
- It Held your alcohol and held your rage.
What do you want? To be a dad?
Because when I look at you,
all I see is what you took from me and what you gave me.
You remember this?
You remember all the other ones?
- I'm worthless piece of shit.
Only good I ever done is you.
I'll disappear.
Not gonna hold you down anymore.
Do some good in this world.
Proud of you Zozo, proud of you.
- Melvin.
(soft music)
I wanna be able to call you dad.
I want to be able to hug you.
I want a dad.
- All right.
I'm really trying at it this time, okay?
- Okay.
- All right.
(stairs creaking)
- [Alex] I think I just figured out
how to obtain world peace.
Imagine two world leaders sitting down,
eating ice cream, and declaring war.
- Can't fight while you eat ice cream?
- Simply not possible.
- You really are a goofball.
- I guess you just bring it outta me.
- That's awfully close to kissing words,
but at least we have six feet between us.
(phone ringing)
- Business trip is over
and now he wants to take care of business?
Why is this guy taking business meetings anyway?
You sure it's safe to see him?
- Alex, just stop trying to get in my head.
- Just trying to save your life.
(soft music)
♪ It's clear to see this is a child's game ♪ (door knocking)
♪ I have to keep my distance ♪
♪ 'Cause you only want the chase ♪
- Hey! - Hey!
♪ You love me more than ♪
- How were the meetings?
- It's almost great, but it's really hard to close the deal
without a face to face.
- Mm.
Vis a vis, word of the day.
Where'd you go?
- Vancouver.
- Canada? So you flew.
- Yeah.
- Meaning that you went to LAX twice.
You know that you could be a carrier of the virus,
meaning that you could infect me and everyone else.
- I don't have any attempts or any symptoms whatsoever.
- You know that symptoms may never appear
and you can even have the virus
and never show any signs of illness.
You know that governor issued a stay at home order,
so what gives you the right to gallivant?
- Right? Gallivant?
You really have gone stir crazy.
- Maybe you're right.
Maybe I have been cooped in here for far too long,
but you would have some empathy if you were doing the same,
and besides it's giving me time to think,
to rethink things,
to think about things for the very first time.
- Such as us.
- Yeah.
Such as people who just keep spreading this thing
with no qualms about it, no responsibility.
- I think I should go.
- Really?
Okay, well then
you should probably take this.
- So I'm not coming back.
I thought we were stronger than that.
- Can I ask you one random question before you leave?
What do you think about abortion?
Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
What is so funny?
- I just think it's a random question.
You've been attacking me
ever since I walked through the door.
I'm pro-life.
- So you're telling me that if I was pregnant,
I should have no choice in the matter?
That you would want me to keep your baby?
- You're pregnant?
- No, no, I'm not,
but your concern is really touching James.
It truly is.
We really know nothing about each other
and that's not your fault, but--
I think it's time to say goodbye.
(door thumping)
♪ When I'm far away is when you take your aim ♪
♪ 'Cause you and I are a bow and arrow ♪
♪ Closer I pull you, the further you fly ♪
- You okay?
♪ You and I are ♪
- Yeah.
I'm good, really.
When you realize that some things were thick,
then it becomes less real so in a way less painful.
- Bounce back at light speed.
I think you've been hanging out with me too long.
- Actually, it kind of hurts, but whatcha gonna do?
♪ Drives ya crazy when I answer ♪
- Yeah, I got something for you.
Do you want to come on over?
(door thumping)
♪ Say goodbye, show up at my doorstep ♪
(Zoe knocking on door)
♪ 'Cause you and I are a bow and arrow ♪
♪ The closer I pull, ♪
- Hey. - Hey.
♪ The further you ♪
Can I...get you anything to drink?
Tequila, beer, French wine, we've got that.
- I'm not gonna fall for that.
- Right.
- Hey, this is for you.
Hope you like it.
- Oh.
- One for you,
I figured you'd finish your book soon,
and one for me.
Figured I could learn a thing or two.
Once you're finished, we can swap.
- I think you should start with this one first.
- [Alex] Hmm.
Can I be honest with you?
Look,
this is gonna sound story book stupid but
I don't think I'd be the man I am today without you.
- You sound like a Jane Austen novel.
- I guess we should thank COVID-19.
- How long do you think it'll last?
- The virus or us?
- The stay at home.
- Hopefully as long as possible.
In the meantime we can read books together.
I just really say that?
- Now I think that you've been hanging around
with me for too long.
- Yeah.
We'll kiss at some point, right?
(neighbor knocking on door)
- [Kim] Movie time on the roof! Roof in five!
Don't be late!
- Come on,
let's go.
(soft music)
- Melvin, it's awfully good of you to pay Zoe's rent,
and I'm thankful
I don't have to hand out another eviction notice.
- I'm just trying to make up a lost time, brother.
Saving Zoe, save myself.
- Well, it seems like you're off to a really good start.
She's right over here.
♪ God speed at this time ♪
♪ Even though we can't touch, we need each other so much ♪
♪ This is how we go on ♪
♪ 'Cause love is what we need ♪
♪ Something to believe ♪
♪ We've got to have each other even if it's through a screen ♪
♪ And we can make it on the other side ♪
♪ No matter how rough the ride ♪
♪ While we still have a beating heart ♪
♪ And we're together even if we're apart ♪
♪ We're together even if we're apart ♪
♪ And we're together even if we're apart ♪
(upbeat music)
- Welcome everyone,
I think I'm far enough away from you.
I'm gonna take this off.
Well, it seems that since we've been sequestered
and told we shouldn't see anyone,
we've actually somehow gotten to know each other
a little bit better.
Some of us even speaking for the first time
and I am just grateful
that when they closed our country down,
it only managed to open up our hearts,
so welcome to the buildings first movie night!
Hopefully the first of many.
Since the pandemic has got us all
rethinking our goals and our values and our relationships,
I hope that you like the movie I picked
and find it appropriate.
- [Mary] When I come through.
- [George] What is it you want, Mary?
What do you want?
You want the moon?
Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it
and pull it down.
Hey, that's pretty good idea.
I'll give you the moon, Mary.
- I'll take it.
(people chattering on TV)
The fool flew all the way up here in a blizzard.
- [Mary] But in New York.
- Oh I left right in the middle of it
as soon as I got Mary's telegram.
Good idea, Ernie. A toast to my big brother, George,
the richest man in town.
(people chattering and singing)
(people clapping and chattering over screen)
♪ Lockdown was a slow down that sped up our hearts ♪
♪ Never were together 'til we were apart ♪
♪ Love's a funny thing, really makes you wonder ♪
♪ But you know what they say, ♪
♪ Absence makes the heart grow fonder ♪
♪ And yes the lesson is less is more ♪
♪ Sometimes the lock is what opens the door ♪
♪ Left to explore the world inside ♪
♪ Took me and grounded me to let me fly ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Oh watch me fly ♪
♪ Although the situation seems to be ♪
♪ I'm feeling good ♪
♪ I sure am ♪
♪ Yeah, everyday happy day ♪
♪ I'm happy, I'm angry the other day ♪
♪ I can trip on life but I rather be glad the pandemic hit ♪
♪ The whole world was sad ♪
♪ I got depressed ♪
♪ And I got to texting out of nowhere like boom ♪
♪ My invite to party, no not in person ♪
♪ I was introduced too Zoom ♪
♪ Want to listen to all the tea ♪
♪ That's my wifey but for me ♪
♪ What's that? ♪
♪ Talking trash about games that ain't happen ♪
♪ Almost glad to see me on the street by myself ♪
♪ That's where I'm tipsy ♪
♪ 'Cause I pour heavy, I'm breaking a sweat ♪
♪ Keep me quarantined ♪
♪ I'm glad you ain't dead ♪
♪ I'm happy I'm alive ♪
♪ Guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And make the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best with what we got ♪
♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪
♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪
♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪
(voices singing over each other)
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And make the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best, make the best now ♪
♪ I like the fact I'm having deeper conversations ♪
♪ I do ♪
♪ I like the forward progress talking like they're hating ♪
♪ I like the walks, inhaling fresher air when I get out ♪
♪ Waking up when I wake up ♪
♪ You know what I'm talkin' bout ♪
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And make the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best with what we got ♪
♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪
♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪
♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪
♪ Light up ♪
(voices singing over each other)
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪
♪ And make the best with what we got ♪
♪ Make the best, make the best, now ♪
♪ Hey I'm here on layaway ♪
♪ I'm doing laps around the house ♪
♪ Ain't nothing open today ♪
♪ I golfed an 18 whole course from the kitchen to bedroom ♪
♪ But the ball keeps disappearing ♪
♪ 'Cause the cats are in the way ♪
♪ Man you should see my wood pile ♪
♪ It's the eighth wonder of the world ♪
♪ Remember tool in the toolbox ♪
♪ Well they shine like brand new ♪
♪ And I could now demonstrate every single one ♪
♪ Of 127 uses for WD-40 ♪
♪ On my layaway ♪
♪ I'm going a little cray ♪
♪ Free time's a favor, but I'll pay for it later ♪
♪ Well I'm on my layaway ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Hey I'm here on layaway ♪
♪ Now my dog is getting sick, I'm incessantly to play ♪
♪ When he sees me grab the leash, ♪
♪ He goes and hides behind that wood pile ♪
♪ Walking circles in the driveway ♪
♪ Now he wants to spend the day ♪
♪ And I'm down to my last 84 rolls of TP ♪
♪ Man, what will become of my bum? ♪
♪ And my hangover's telling me it was a bad idea ♪
♪ By 4:30 past 4 ♪
♪ You know, just in case ♪
♪ I'm at home on layaway ♪
♪ I'm going a little cray ♪
♪ Free time's a favor, but I'll pay for it later ♪
♪ While I'm on my layaway ♪ (upbeat music ends)