1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:06,756           (film whirring)            3 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:10,385    (dramatic orchestral music)       4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:20,103        (soft dramatic music)         6 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,241        (bright synth music)          7 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,413         (flame whooshing)            8 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,469        - If you're watching                 this at home,                 9 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,596    then I suggest you stay there.    10 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,765        Because with complete                pandemic lockdowns            11 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,142        lifting for the                      entire country in time        12 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,769  for the holiday shopping season,  13 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,229        the promise of robust                Christmas sales               14 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,440       combined with lingering              supply chain issues            15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,735       makes for a truly Black              Friday to kick off             16 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,403    the holiday shopping season,      17 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,489        which has been                       limited to online only        18 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,324     for the last three years.        19 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:18,828    I must say, I feel terrible          for the retail workers.           20 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,455               - Chris!               21 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,792        I told you to watch                  the door, not the TV!         22 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,126               - Sorry.               23 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:25,794     - Where are your glasses?        24 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:31,424       You need to have them on             your eyes at all times.        25 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:37,180     (bright orchestral music)        26 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:56,866         (phone vibrating)                    (alert chiming)              27 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:11,339       (soft suspenseful music)       28 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,385           (door rattling)            29 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,345         (glasses whirring)           30 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,513         (glasses chiming)            31 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,515  - [Crowd] Let us in. Let us in.    32 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,683           - They're here.            33 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,227  - [Crowd] Let us in. Let us in.    34 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:24,894             Let us in.               35 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:26,896             Let us in.               36 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,900             Let us in.               37 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,652           Let us in!                           (hands thudding)           38 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,904             Let us in!               39 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,574           Let us in!                           - They want in.            40 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,243  - [Crowd] Let us in! Let us in!    41 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,870        Let us in! Let us in!         42 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,664        Let us in! Let us in!         43 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,500         - Let's get ready.           44 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,337  - [Crowd] Let us in! Let us in!    45 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,548        Let us in! Let us in!         46 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,341            - Two minutes.            47 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,885           - Look at them.            48 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,596  - [Crowd] Let us in! Let us in!    49 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,432        - They haven't been                  free for three years.         50 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,351           No matter what,            51 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,438            we're a team,             52 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,565        and we stick together.        53 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,610  - [Crowd] Let us in! Let us in!    54 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,611             Let us in!               55 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,403         - There's so many.           56 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,283     - Call 911 if you have to.       57 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:20,950           I'll understand.           58 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,538        - [Crowd] Let us in!                 Let us in! Let us in!         59 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,249        - Chris, get the door.        60 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,792       Someone hit the lights.        61 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:31,961               Go! Go!                62 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,464  - [Crowd] Let us in! Let us in!    63 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,635       (rising dramatic music)        64 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:49,395        (bright holiday music)        65 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:19,342  (bright holiday music continues)  66 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,497  (bright holiday music continues)  67 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:19,569  (bright holiday music continues)  68 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,890  (bright holiday music continues)  69 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:58,941        (phone vibrating)                    (bright jangly music)         70 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,903            (dogs barking)            71 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,738            - Hi, Leni.               72 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,907     This is gonna be your                Christmas. I just know it.       73 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,452     Oh, hun, you know I would            take you if I could.             74 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,538             I'm sorry.               75 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,583           (cage clanking)            76 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,417             Come here.               77 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,962            (dogs barking)            78 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,599             - Oh, hi.                79 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,975        How can I help you?           80 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,477         - Oh, I'm just                       here to see Leigh.           81 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,728    She's one of the employees.       82 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,480    - Okay, I'll page her for ya.     83 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,148    - Usually I just, I go back.      84 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,775         - Hey, Chris. Hi.            85 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,443        This is Chris. He's                  always welcome.               86 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,737         - Oh, I'm sorry.                     I'm new. (laughs)            87 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,738        - She's in the back.          88 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,825          Hush, my dear             89 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,993         Hold your peers            90 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:55,498   Be here in this warm embrace   91 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,792          Heed my words             92 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,086          Hear this song            93 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:04,006   Let my love make you strong     94 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:08,511        There's no need for                this heartache tonight        95 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:13,474         There's no reason to               shut out the light           96 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:17,645        There's no need for                us to argue and fight         97 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,606         We are together            98 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,819         And baby, it's                     Christmas tonight            99 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,827    - You should sing more often.     100 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,162        - My granny used to                  sing me that song,            101 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,830    but you didn't hear anything.     102 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,708        I, I only sing for                   puppers, not people.          103 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,878  - You should change that policy.  104 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,006         - Someone's in the                   Christmas spirit.            105 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,966        I wish I could say                   it looks good on you.         106 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,842            - [Chris] Wow.            107 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,678        - [Leigh] How was that               Black Friday shift?           108 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,514    - Yeah, uh, it was not good.      109 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,892               - Yikes.               110 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,227       Well, why don't you go               home and get some rest?        111 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,814     - Jenn just got back from            her parents' Thanksgiving        112 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,524       and I really don't wanna             deal with her right now.       113 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,650                - Oh.                 114 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,027    You and your dad didn't go?       115 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,820       - [Chris] No, her                    parents hate my dad, so.       116 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,238             - Really?                117 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,907               - Yeah.                118 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,160        - So is her dad older                or younger than yours?        119 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,872        - My dad is two years                younger than her dad.         120 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,916               - Yikes.               121 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,542  - I mean, they're 20 years apart  122 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,752         and she wants to                     be my new mother,            123 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,754           but like I can't                     let that happen.           124 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,214         - Yeah, I get it.            125 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,842        Well, you and your dad               should've came over           126 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,260    to my house for Thanksgiving.     127 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,056        My mom made an amazing               turkey that my dad            128 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,766    could not stop raving about.      129 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,060        - I might take you                   up on that next time.         130 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,269        Jenn was talking to                  my dad about inviting         131 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,729    my grandpa over for Christmas,    132 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,065    so I might need to be rescued.    133 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,776    - Really? Rescued from what?      134 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,612        - So what's your beef?        135 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,863               - Beef?                              - Beef.                136 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,114           Problem. Issue.            137 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,282       - I don't have any beef.       138 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,283            - You don't?                         - No.                     139 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,618                - No?                                - No.                 140 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,744            - You're 16.                         - Right.                  141 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,287           - You got plans?                     - Plans?                   142 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,748     - Plans after graduation.            - I'm not sure.                  143 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,124         - You're not sure?                   - That's right.              144 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,751  - What kind of a kid isn't sure?  145 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:04,877     - A kid like me, I guess.        146 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,254    - How are you gonna make it?      147 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,088           - My good looks.           148 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:13,094        - Your grandpa sounds                like a great time.            149 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,931     - He's just obsessed                 with me goin' to college.        150 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,225    I don't think he understands         that I don't need college.        151 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,060        I have the greatest                  job in the world.             152 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:25,606    I sell overhyped technology          to gullible consumers.            153 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:27,275  - Hey, at least you have money.    154 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,652    - I can get you a job at the         shop if that's what you want.     155 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,112         - It's not that I                    want a job there.            156 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,323       I just, I would like to              start this pet sitting,        157 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,325    dog walking service, you know?    158 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,328    It just sounds like a dream.      159 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,329        - What's stoppin' ya?         160 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,332         - There's so many                    start-up costs,              161 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,127        and insurance, and                   I have to be bonded,          162 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,296    and a website, and you know,      163 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,172        a million other things               that I need to buy.           164 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,301         It's just a lot                      of start-up costs.           165 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,346               - Yeah.                166 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,682    I bet Christmas is a great           time for these dogs, though.      167 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,142               - Yeah.                168 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:04,687       My (chuckles), my granny             used to say that Santa         169 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,816     would come and get these             guys homes for Christmas.        170 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,651        I wish that were true.        171 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,154       - Who knows, maybe Santa             can get me a new family.       172 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,197        - You have a family.          173 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,325    Go spend some time with them.     174 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,160             - Humbug.                175 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,787         - Merry Christmas.           176 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:30,129        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         177 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:36,844    (lighthearted holiday music)      178 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:10,753            - Off to work?            179 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,422         - Looks that way.            180 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,383        - Can I pack you a                   sandwich or something?        181 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,428            You're right.             182 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:25,434    - Yeah, um, I'm late, so have        fun with whatever this is.        183 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,192        (soft gentle music)           184 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:58,092       (soft sentimental music)       185 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:34,295    (lighthearted holiday music)      186 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:13,209        (lighthearted holiday                music continues)              187 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,252     (string lights clattering)       188 00:13:56,252 --> 00:14:01,257    - [Instructor] You are strong        and capable and powerful.         189 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,427           You can do this.           190 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,097         Now hold that pose           191 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,266       and remember to breathe.       192 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,563    (lighthearted holiday music)      193 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,202    - No way do I have your touch.    194 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,302       (soft sentimental music)       195 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,649        Thank you for this.           196 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,155       (soft sentimental music)       197 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,462            (door closes)             198 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,131         - Jenn, you home?            199 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,175                Jenn?                 200 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,177       - Where else would I be?       201 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,304           (kiss smacking)            202 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,014    - [Jim] I'll never get tired         of being greeted like this.       203 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,515        - Mmm, I expected                    you home an hour ago.         204 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,309        Where have you been?          205 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,602     - Oh, I had just                     something to take care of.       206 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,270    You know, that divorce case?      207 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,023        I can't talk about it.        208 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,650         I cannot disclose.           209 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,026            No big deal.                         - Very weird.             210 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,527       You're being very weird.       211 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,613        - [Jim] No, I'm not.                 - [Jenn] Mmm-hmm.             212 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,031            - No, I'm not.                       - Yup.                    213 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,283            Okay, fine.               214 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,661    - So this is really somethin'.    215 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,163        - Yeah, well, I, uh,          216 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,375        it'll be better once                 the tree is done.             217 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,002    So if you could help me with         that, that would be great.        218 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,049            (Jenn sighs)              219 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,176    It's a family holiday, Jim.       220 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,302            She's family.             221 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,640       - Any word from Alf                  about Christmas dinner?        222 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,310    - Well, I think he's coming.      223 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,188        It's hard to tell                    because he just got           224 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:25,192       a new smartphone and                 his texting, not great.        225 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,069             - Really?                226 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,737    He's had one of those senior         citizen flip phones forever.      227 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,364     It's big with big numbers.       228 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,032       - Yeah, well, I guess                he's trying to catch up        229 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,701           with the times.            230 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,703       Everyone else said                   they're coming, though.        231 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,537           That's for sure.           232 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,207         - Are you sure                       you wanna do this?           233 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,542            - Jim, really.            234 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,502        It's gonna be good,                  for everybody.                235 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,214         - The lawyer in me                   needs to make sure           236 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,258        you understand and I                 disclose that this is         237 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,718    all Amy's side of the family,     238 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,594         and they could be                    a little strange.            239 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,431         - Your brother Pat                   is gonna be there.           240 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,433     - You'll love Funcle Pat.        241 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,434        Everybody loves Pat.          242 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,060        The kids worship him.         243 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,103         If fun had a name,                   it would be Pat.             244 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,439           - That's weird.            245 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,733        I thought fun                        already had a name,           246 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:09,069        and it was, hold on.          247 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,362            Oh, it's fun.             248 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,780        - Oh, is that a bit?          249 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,615       You doing stand-up now?        250 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,284         - What about Alf?            251 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,410         He seems like the                    life of the party.           252 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,288        - You could say that.         253 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,458        - [Alf] I warned ya!                 (kid wailing)                 254 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,792     There's only room for one            old man at this house!           255 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,132     That's the last time that            fat geezer ruins the roof.       256 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,467        Venison for everybody!        257 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,388     - I'm sorry. That's awful.       258 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,309  I don't want this to be awkward.  259 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,769       Maybe I'm overstepping.        260 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,438        I can just as easily                 go to my parents'.            261 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,231            - No, no, no.             262 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,649        I'm sure they'd be                   very happy with that,         263 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,650        but we want ya here.          264 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,153       - Does we include Chris?       265 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,615       - I appreciate                       everything you're doing.       266 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,326    The decorations and                  bringing everybody together.      267 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,494         It's really nice.            268 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,622        - Well, do you think                 he'll be excited?             269 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,501         - Let's just hold                    off on telling him           270 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,170       till we make sure nobody             cancels, you know?             271 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,464         Just give it time.           272 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,467        Then we'll tell                      him together, okay?           273 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,637               - Okay.                274 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,435        (soft solemn music)           275 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,297    (soft solemn music continues)     276 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,849            (Leigh sighs)             277 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,229           (phone ringing)            278 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,565            - [Mom] Hello?            279 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,483            - Um, hi, Mom.            280 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,735        - [Mom] Who is this?          281 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,696           - It's, it's me.           282 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:21,410    Um, I was just calling to see        how your Thanksgiving went.       283 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:27,374     Um, and if it'd be okay if           I came up for Christmas?         284 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,544    - [Mom] If you want                  something, call your father.      285 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,215    - I, I don't want anything.       286 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:35,883                I...                  287 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,221        It's not like I can                  reach Dad anyway.             288 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:42,931            You know that.            289 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,602            (Leigh sighs)             290 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,397        I'm living with some                 friends right now, um.        291 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,940        - [Mom] What do I                    care? You're an adult.        292 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,275           Stop calling me.           293 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,778            (phone beeps)             294 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,577        (bright holiday music)        295 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:21,261        (soft gentle music)           296 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,977         (knuckles rapping)                   - Dad?                       297 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:30,812                Dad?                  298 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,945           - How was work?            299 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,613    - Stupid. What are you doin'?     300 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,573             - Laundry.               301 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,496    - So, um, I have this friend         who wants to start a business.    302 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,499    - What kind of business does         your friend wanna start?          303 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,500        - It's not me, Dad.           304 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,960        It's this girl I know.        305 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,836        I just thought we                    could help her out.           306 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,338    - Did she ask for your help?      307 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,299                - No.                 308 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,300     - Chris, just ask her out.       309 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,802        - It's not like that.         310 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,803        - Sure. Of course not.        311 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,845           What do I know.            312 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,472         - Forget I asked.            313 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,307        - It's perfectly                     natural to be nervous.        314 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,934         - I'm not nervous.           315 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,519    - Then why concoct this              scheme to be around this girl     316 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,979        instead of just asking               her out like a man?           317 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,480       - You don't understand.              - Oh, I understand.            318 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,315           - Wait. Hold on.           319 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,316     Don't act as if it didn't            take you a whole year            320 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,651        to ask me out, Jim.           321 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,445        I still had to make                  the first move.               322 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,492    - See, that's more of an our         generation type of thing.         323 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,831  - What's that supposed to mean?    324 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,833     - He just called you old.        325 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,543           Or me young. I'm                     not really sure.           326 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:42,467        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         327 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,513     - If she's really serious            and wants to make money,         328 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,889        she's gonna have to                  file a business name          329 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,850         and create an LLC.                   (Chris sighs)                330 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,019     - You're really gonna help           her with this, aren't you?       331 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,521            So sweet.                            - Okay, shh.              332 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,814        Just doing some                      undercover research.          333 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,024     Don't tell anyone, please.       334 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,025           - Yeah, uh-huh.            335 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,401       You like her, don't ya?        336 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,861                - No.                 337 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,738        - Just admit it.                     (employee chuckles)           338 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,364        - Do you really think                she needs an LLC?             339 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,699        - Yes, and insurance.         340 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,367  She's gonna have to get bonded.    341 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,411        - You two really do                  make a cute couple.           342 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,706  (gasps) What if you get married?  343 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:16,376       Oh my gosh, they would               have the cutest babies.        344 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,753       - What?                              - [Employee] Oh my gosh!       345 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,754        - She really could                   use something positive        346 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,921        in her life right now.        347 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,048  That poor girl. She's all alone.  348 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,090  - Wait. What about her parents?    349 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,592        - Oh, you didn't hear?        350 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,385        Oh, they ditched her.         351 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,722  She is living in this disgusting   basement apartment thing           352 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,599         with her friends.            353 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,767        - I took her home from               work the other day            354 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101    and I was scared for my life.     355 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,772        Anyway, my brother's                 an insurance agent.           356 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,440  I should totally introduce you.    357 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:46,406    (lighthearted holiday music)      358 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:53,914            - I'm rockin'!            359 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,124         - All right, Jack!           360 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,061    - What's the verdict, boss?       361 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,773    - It's really comin' together.    362 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,483            - Thank you.              363 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,776       You okay? What's wrong?        364 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,656        (soft solemn music)           365 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,796        - Don't think I've                   ever seen this one.           366 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,510         - Good news, bud.            367 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,678        We're having Christmas               Eve dinner here,              368 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,096    and the whole family's comin'.    369 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,641        It will be just like                 when you were a kid.          370 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,476             Everyone.                371 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,520     Grandpa, Aunt Mandy,                 Uncle Matt, your cousins.        372 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,814                - And?                373 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,649            - Funcle Pat.                        - Mmm-hmm.                374 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,529        (soft gentle music)           375 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,990     How long has it been since           everybody got together?          376 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,953    - Well, Amy was sick for two         years before the shutdown.        377 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,829               - Stop.                378 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,833        (soft gentle music)           379 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,637            (Chris crying)            380 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,727        (soft solemn music)           381 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,237            (Chris sniffs)            382 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,240        They're acting like                  you don't matter.             383 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,701       Like you never existed.        384 00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,040       I can't forget that                  Christmas was your day.        385 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,254         (Chris sniffling)            386 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:12,886     (Chris breathing heavily)        387 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:22,270        (tense dramatic music)        388 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,271         (knuckles rapping)           389 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,606            Fuck! Come on.            390 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,743           What's up, Dad?                      (Jim sighs)                391 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,955        - Look, she's                        trying her best, I-           392 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:40,872         - [Chris] I know.            393 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,084        - This is all new to                 her and I should've,          394 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,587       just please be patient.        395 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,755         - I don't want her                   doing my laundry.            396 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:50,757               - Okay.                397 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,927             I get it.                398 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,595         She's just, uh-                      - Trying too hard.           399 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,808    - Look, with this Christmas          Eve dinner coming up,             400 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,060       we all have to figure                out a way to get along.        401 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,813        Can I count on you?           402 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,149        - You know it's                      gonna be hard seeing          403 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,651     everyone else without her.       404 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,612             - I know.                405 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:15,615        (soft gentle music)           406 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,298        (glasses vibrating)           407 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:35,635            (dog barking)             408 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:36,845        - Good morning, Leni.         409 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,306       I brought your favorite!       410 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,271        I might spend                        Christmas with you.           411 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,150         Don't get adopted                    before then, okay?           412 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,152             All right.               413 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,825       - Get adopted till when?       414 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,035        - Oh, nothing. What?          415 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,329             - Smooth.                416 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,707         So, remember when                    I said my grandpa            417 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,125    might be coming to Christmas      418 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,043        and I'd probably                     need to be rescued?           419 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,836               - Yeah.                420 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,212    - Well, now my whole                 family's comin' to Christmas,     421 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,132        and I definitely                     need to be rescued.           422 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,800           - Oh, uh, Chris.           423 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,719       - I'm not asking to bail             on your family's plans.        424 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,722        But do you think it                  would be possible             425 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,724       for you to come to my                house on Christmas Eve?        426 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,684        - I might have to talk               to my family first.           427 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,353     - Okay, before you commit,       428 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,687     I need to let you know               what you're getting into.        429 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,315               - Okay.                430 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,900     - So every year we play              this White Elephant game.        431 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,360        My grandpa likes to                  put lousy gifts in            432 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,070       and a ball of cash and               everyone fights over it,       433 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,405        and he calls it                      Christmas Cage Match.         434 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,032            - Interesting.            435 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:43,328    - My Aunt Mandy is neurotic.      436 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:47,248        My cousins Kelli and                 Cole are total nerds,         437 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,833         especially Kelli.            438 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,251        She's like this frumpy               little book worm              439 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,753        that would rather                    read the dictionary           440 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,171        than have a                          conversation with you.        441 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,215       So, my Uncle Matt is                 scared of my Aunt Mandy,       442 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,050     so he doesn't really talk,       443 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,220    and nobody knows what's              going on inside of his head.      444 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,889       - Is there anyone else I             should be worried about?       445 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:04,015                - Yes.                446 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,725    My dad's brother, Uncle Pat.      447 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,727       We call him Funcle Pat.        448 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,354       If he can't make you                 smile, you're not human.       449 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,939       No one really knows                  what he's gonna do next,       450 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,399         and he's probably                    the only person              451 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,275    I'm looking forward to seeing.    452 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,070    - Wow, it sounds like every          family needs a Funcle Pat.        453 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,196            - Yeah, yeah.             454 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,410        - I guess I could go.         455 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,953        - [Chris] You'll come?               - Yeah.                       456 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:34,087        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         457 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:42,053            (Jim humming)             458 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,054            - [Jim] Hey.                         - Hey.                    459 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,766         - Are you making                     Amy's applesauce?            460 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,935    - Yeah. Tell me I can do this.    461 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,895         - You can do this.                   - Thank you.                 462 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,941       - And if you can't,                  you're still incredible.       463 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,901    And we have lots of cheeses.      464 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,820         - Oh, that's good.           465 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,488    - And you could always fall          back on your amazing looks.       466 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,490           - For how long?                      - Forever.                 467 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,117    - Oh, thank you, Mr. Sweet-       468 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,161    - [Chris] Oh, come on. Gross.     469 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,495                Ugh.                  470 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,330     - Did you clean your room?       471 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,124        - I don't think we're                goin' into my room.           472 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,001        - Take out the trash                 when you go out.              473 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,087        And then come back                   and clean your room.          474 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,464         - Wanna nail him?                    He's still there.            475 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,427            - I'm rockin'!            476 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,514         - All right, Jack!           477 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:31,478    (lighthearted holiday music)      478 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,441         (glasses whirring)           479 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:39,110            (bell chiming)            480 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:46,493        (light plucky music)          481 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,477           (Chris panting)            482 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:22,070       (soft suspenseful music)       483 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:31,579         (glasses whirring)           484 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207            (bell chimes)             485 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,544            (Chris laughs)            486 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:42,549            (door creaks)                        (clothes flop)            487 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:54,936        (Chris sighs)                        (tense dramatic music)        488 00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:00,441        (light plucky music)          489 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,368            (Chris sighs)             490 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,248        (light plucky music)          491 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,376            (door clangs)             492 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,421        (light plucky music)          493 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:39,272       (soft suspenseful music)       494 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:44,277        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         495 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,117           - How was work?            496 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,160        - What are you doin'?         497 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,163             - Laundry.               498 00:31:55,163 --> 00:32:00,168        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         499 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,133        Sorry, bud. Occupato.         500 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:15,350        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         501 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,656    (suspenseful Old West music)      502 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,496                Work?                 503 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,373                - Bad.                504 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,000               - Food?                505 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,504             - Got it.                506 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,549               - Girl?                507 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,384            - Bye, Dad.               508 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:55,181    (suspenseful Old West music)      509 00:32:55,181 --> 00:33:00,144        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         510 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,233        Dad, come on. I                      need to do laundry.           511 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,359           - [Jim] Sorry.                       (loud thudding)            512 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,735         Ow! Oh! No can do.           513 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:15,576        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         514 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:28,256        (soft solemn music)           515 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,767            (Jim crying)              516 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:59,287        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         517 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:07,754       (Chris screaming)                    (rising dramatic music)        518 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:12,258     (soft introspective music)       519 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,313         - [Friend] Hey,                      we're headin' out.           520 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,231       Please make sure you                 lock up when you leave.        521 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,108     It's the least you can do.       522 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,152    - Wait, I thought you were           gonna give me a ride later.       523 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,278        - [Friend] Babe? Babe?        524 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,115           - [Friend] What?           525 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,825    - [Friend] Did you say we'd          give Leigh a ride tonight?        526 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,494           - [Friend] What?           527 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,746       - [Friend] Did you say               that we would give Leigh       528 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,289           a ride tonight?            529 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,500       - [Friend] A ride where?       530 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,836     - [Friend] Yeah, we don't            remember saying that.            531 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,505               - But I-               532 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,423        - [Friend] Let's go.                 We're gonna be late!          533 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,342        - [Friend] Sorry, kid.        534 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,468    You're gonna have to figure          it out for yourself tonight.      535 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,303       Let us know how it goes.       536 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,680            (door closes)             537 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,515                - Ugh.                538 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,811            (door opens)              539 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,687    - [Friend] Please make sure          you lock up when you leave.       540 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:09,315            (door closes)             541 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,195    - We have one too many, hon.      542 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,154         - Oh, no we don't.           543 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:18,616             - No, Jim.               544 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,327             We don't.                545 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,874               - Yeah.                546 00:35:26,874 --> 00:35:29,210         (phone vibrating)            547 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:32,505                Oh.                   548 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,673        What does this mean?          549 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,303            - I, mmm.                            (Jim laughs)              550 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,179            I don't know.             551 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,515         (glasses whirring)           552 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:43,724               - Fire.                553 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,518         (missile blasting)           554 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,228        Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!           555 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,814                Ugh.                  556 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:50,690         (knuckles rapping)           557 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,524            - [Jim] Chris?            558 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:54,527        Your door's locked.           559 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,403             - I know.                560 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,575     - [Jim] Can you just do me           a favor and text Grandpa         561 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,410        to see if you can                    tell what he needs?           562 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,373    He got a new phone and I             don't know what he's saying,      563 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:10,543     and I don't think he knows           how to answer our calls.         564 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,377               - Fine.                565 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,213         - [Jim] Thank you.           566 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,339         And why don't you                    come downstairs              567 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,674    when you're done to help Jenn.    568 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:18,676            I heard that.             569 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:27,602           - Text Grandpa.            570 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,689     Hey, Grandpa. It's Chris.        571 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:35,526        (light plucky music)          572 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,403        Chris, your grandson.         573 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,279         Can you read this?           574 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:43,618        (light plucky music)                 (texts chiming)               575 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,369           Oh my, shoot me.           576 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:50,374        (light plucky music)                 (texts chiming)               577 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:58,591        (light plucky music)          578 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,890           (texts chiming)            579 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:11,812        (light plucky music)          580 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,280           (texts chiming)            581 00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:32,291        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         582 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,966        (soft holiday music)          583 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,876    (sentimental holiday music)       584 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,812            (Chris sighs)             585 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:40,067    (sentimental holiday music)       586 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,371         - Go, go, go, go.            587 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:57,543               - Okay.                588 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,673    Do you think they'll like it?     589 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,093  - They're gonna be so impressed.  590 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,554         - Well, thank you.                   (doorbell ringing)           591 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,390     Oh, god.                             - For whom the bell tolls.       592 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,892            Who's first?              593 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:13,893            - I'll go see.                       - No!                     594 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:15,895            - No looking.             595 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,438       We made a game about it.       596 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,565    You have to guess who it is.      597 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,733       - I'm gonna say Grandpa.       598 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:22,735     - I'm gonna go Uncle Pat.        599 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:24,737               - Leigh.               600 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,448       - [Jim] What's the bet?        601 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,743            - 10 bucks.                          - Deal.                   602 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:32,953            - All right.              603 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:36,624        - [Jack] I'm rockin'!         604 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,585               - Ready?               605 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,089                - Hi.                 606 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,632       - Tell me you're Leigh.        607 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:45,633               - Yeah.                608 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,760       - Ha! Cough it up, boys.       609 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,764       - I'm Jim, Chris's dad.        610 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,641    This is Jenn, my girlfriend.      611 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,809       - Hi. Nice to meet you.              - Hi.                          612 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,976     - Can I take your jacket?        613 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:58,813     - Would you like a drink?        614 00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,814            - [Leigh] Um.             615 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,107         - We have cheeses.           616 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,983     - No thank you. I'm okay.        617 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:05,486         Uh, can I help                       you with anything?           618 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,487             - Oh, no.                619 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,113        - Just keep us calm.          620 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:14,120            (Chris sighs)             621 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,790     (soft introspective music)       622 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,460        - [Jack] I'm rockin'!         623 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,088        - Good for you, Jack!         624 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:32,972         - Merry Christmas.           625 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,014            - How are you?            626 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:34,974           Where's the kid?           627 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,481     You asked for it. (laughs)       628 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,024        - [Chris] Merry                      Christmas, Grandpa.           629 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:45,651    - All right, get on with it.      630 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:46,694            Come on, man.             631 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,822        So, you must be Jenn.         632 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,657    Well, I'll tell you                  somethin', the house looks-       633 00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:53,617        - This is Jenn, Alf.                 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.           634 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:54,827             Excuse me.               635 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:55,995        So you just be Jenn.                 - Yes.                        636 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,788    - Well, the house looks great.    637 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,540     And thank you for putting            this all together.               638 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,041     You know, Jim's an                   attorney, but he couldn't,       639 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,878       he couldn't, he couldn't             organize his own briefs.       640 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,797        - Yeah, that's true.          641 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,843       - Anyway, so you, young              lady who's not Jenn,           642 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,219         what is your name?           643 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,054     - Leigh Cabot, Mr. Landon.       644 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,139    It's very nice to meet you.       645 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,724        - Nice to meet you.           646 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,850    - I've heard a lot about you.     647 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,811       - And you guys are, uh?        648 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,229    - Leigh's a friend of mine.       649 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,063         She works at the                     shelter downtown.            650 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:26,650           - Friends.                           - [Chris] Yeah.            651 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,236    - Okay. Well, when do we eat?     652 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:37,036           So, you're goin'                     to college, huh?           653 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,704        Boy, you better be.           654 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,164        I sent you a hundred                 bucks for graduation.         655 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,582        Then I couldn't figure               out how to log in             656 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,708        to watch the ceremony.        657 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,836        - I've been thinkin'                 about art school.             658 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,546            Kinda. Sorta.             659 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,548            - Kinda sorta?            660 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,926    You wanna draw or somethin'?      661 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,094         - Graphic design.            662 00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,555                Maybe.                663 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,935        It is the PA College                 of Art and Design.            664 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,062         - Let me tell you                    something, Chris.            665 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,688        The longer you wait,          666 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:06,232       the faster the sand runs             through the hourglass.         667 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,568    What about you, young lady?       668 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,737    - I'd love to one day, sir.       669 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:15,115       Right now I'm focusing               on starting a business.        670 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,784    - Starting your own business.     671 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:18,702       Now that's a good idea.        672 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,870        What's your passion?          673 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,205        - It's silly, but...          674 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:27,753       I love dogs, and I                   wanna start dog walking        675 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,714  and doing dog sitting services.    676 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:33,050        I just need to                       save up some money,           677 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:37,096  and I'm going to do this right.    678 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,977        But college is part                  of the plan, too.             679 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,939         - Who needs it?                      (doorbell ringing)           680 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:47,982        This oughta be fun.           681 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,609     - Okay, who's at the door?       682 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:51,777        - [James] I'm rockin'!        683 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:52,778    - It's Mandy and her brood.       684 00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:53,737        Get ready to rumble.          685 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,116            (Jim sighs)               686 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,329    - [Mandy] Merry Christmas!           - My aunt and uncle are here.     687 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:03,789  - [Mandy] Oh, Daddy, oh my god!    688 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:04,915            - How are you?            689 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,792    - Hey, Jim. How's it goin'?       690 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,003    - Did Santa make an early            Xanax delivery to your house?     691 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,130        - Warm as a cry for                  help, Dad, as always.         692 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,256    - He looks like the unabomber.    693 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,300    - Matt, Mandy, this is Jenn.      694 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,342            - [Mandy] Oh.                        - Hi.                     695 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,802            - [Mandy] Hi.                        - Oh!                     696 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,180     - Hey, man, what'd you do?       697 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,932  Get her in the mail from Russia?  698 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,144        Or one of those 90-day               television programs?          699 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,771        (light plucky music)          700 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,940           - [Mandy] Chris!           701 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,025         - [Chris] This is                    my friend Leigh.             702 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,152  Uh, Leigh, that's my Aunt Mandy.  703 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,820            - [Mandy] Hi.                        - [Leigh] Hi.             704 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:35,946        - [Matt] Hey, Chris.                 How you doin', buddy?         705 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,156  - He never fails to disappoint.    706 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:44,330         (wreath clatters)            707 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:48,709       - Now she's your version             of a nerdy bookworm?           708 00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,211  I don't wanna know where I rate.  709 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,009        - I guess a lot can                  change in three years.        710 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,179               - Kelli.               711 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:07,686            - Hi.                                - Oh my god.              712 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:08,687                - Hi.                                - Hi!                 713 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,856           - Where's Cole?            714 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,691        - He's still outside.         715 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,860    That dummy dropped the               presents all over the ground.     716 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,196        - That kid has been                  on my shi-naughty list        717 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,697         for the last year.           718 00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:19,740         You have no idea.            719 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,201            - Oh my god.              720 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,870       You look absolutely                  stunning in that dress.        721 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,331     And your hair? Oh my god.        722 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,708        You are gorgeous. OMG.        723 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:30,918            I love you.               724 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,252           You are perfect.           725 00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,170               You are!               726 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:38,092        - She speaks in                      exclamation points.           727 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,718     - You did good, Uncle Jim.       728 00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:41,345     - Oh!                                - [Kelli] She is awesome.        729 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,347        - Hey, I think you've                been watching too much        730 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:46,016     of that TikTak or whatever           it is that dumb kids             731 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,017        watch on the internet.        732 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:49,895         - TikTok, Grandpa.           733 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,271            - CrepeCrap.              734 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:52,940         - Actually, I have                   my own channel.              735 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,942       - She's been making good             money with endorsements.       736 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,902    She just might have a career.     737 00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:58,904        - Well, make all the                 money you can, kid,           738 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:01,073        'cause when your looks               are gone, you're done.        739 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:04,284        (light plucky music)          740 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:05,369         (doorbell ringing)           741 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:06,245            - Uncle Pat?              742 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,915        - Oh for god's                       sake, it's the kid.           743 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,459  You want an engraved invitation?  744 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:13,460            Get in here.              745 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,924  - Hi, Grandpa. Merry Christmas.    746 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,134         - Yeah, I got more                   gifts in the car             747 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,051       when you put these away.       748 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:21,927               Come on.               749 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:28,434        (ornament jingling)           750 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,813        - [Jack] I'm rockin'!         751 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,232         - Whoa! Everybody                    hold the phones.             752 00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:37,443    I got to know what is goin' on    753 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,446    with the goofball next door          sittin' on the front porch        754 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,823    rockin' in a rockin' chair.       755 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,909        - Hello, pot. I'm                    kettle. You're black.         756 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,788           (Matt chuckles)            757 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,999        - Oh, that's just Jack               next door, Uncle Matt.        758 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,834    He likes to rock in his chair.    759 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,836        I could only wish to                 be as happy as him.           760 00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:56,962             He's nice.               761 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:57,963  - Well, he looks like a martian.  762 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:02,926    Hey, Jim, what you say you           let me walk around the house      763 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,803        a little bit and                     scope the place out?          764 00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:06,847            - Be my guest.            765 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,309       - I am your guest, Jim.        766 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:11,477         I mean, what do                      you mean by that?            767 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,478  What are you trying to say here?  768 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,106        - Nothin'. Just                      means go ahead, Matt.         769 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,942             - Mmm-hmm.               770 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,319        Yeah, it all looks                   under control here.           771 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:25,157        (light plucky music)          772 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:37,503    - (sighs) He wants to make           sure the house isn't bugged.      773 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:41,173    - Well, I guess you shouldn't        show him these, huh?              774 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:44,343            - (gasps) OMG!            775 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,844           Digi sunglasses?           776 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,223            I want those.             777 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,225    Like, you don't understand.       778 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,981     - All right, well, I                 better get dinner started.       779 00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,066         - Uh, can I help?            780 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,026               - Sure.                781 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,237     - [Kelli] I'm coming, too.       782 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,574        - Don't forget                       Grandpa's presents.           783 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,541    - It's been a long lockdown.      784 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,502        - You have no idea.           785 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:25,551        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         786 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,599            - Oh!                                (head thuds)              787 00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:35,060            (Jim sighs)               788 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:39,231         (phone vibrating)            789 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,900            (text chiming)            790 00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:51,618            (text chiming)            791 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,579         - You should be a                    guest on my show.            792 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,080        Jenn?                                - [Jenn] Mmm. Mmm-hmm?        793 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,915    - My god, I would love that.      794 00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:58,375    You could make some big money.    795 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,459                - Wow.                796 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,128             - And you.               797 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,422         I want you to glow                   up on my channel.            798 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,966        I get like all these                 products for free.            799 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,135         We do this awesome                   before and after,            800 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,304        and then your glow up                blows up my channel.          801 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:14,433    - Um, is there a problem             with the way that I look now?     802 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,226        - It's a compliment.          803 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:20,105  She's saying you have potential.  804 00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:23,442         (glasses chiming)            805 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,152               - Okay.                806 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,571  - Honestly, Jenn, you should've     just had this catered.             807 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,406        - Oh, no, no, no, no.         808 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:30,991    I didn't want to have people         work on Christmas Eve.            809 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,659         - Oh, please, they                   chose the job.               810 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,288        Are you making                       homemade applesauce?          811 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,166        - Yeah, just an                      online recipe I found.        812 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,628         - Oh, Amy used to                    love to make that.           813 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:45,964  She had this big family cookbook  814 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,342         filled with her                      favorite recipes.            815 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,968    It's gotta be here somewhere.     816 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,971            - Um, Mandy?              817 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:54,973               I lied.                818 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:03,440       (soft sentimental music)             (glasses chiming)              819 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,447       - Kelli, stop with                   those stupid sunglasses        820 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,615       and help your Aunt Jenn,       821 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,368  help Jenn with this applesauce.    822 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:19,456       (soft sentimental music)       823 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:23,377     - Um, okay. Well, the                apples need to be mashed.        824 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:24,503            There you go.                        - Okay.                   825 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:31,218           (masher tapping)           826 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,347           - You can cook?            827 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,141     - Uh, a little bit, yeah.        828 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,559           (masher tapping)           829 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,727         - Oh, no, no, no.                    The cooked apples.           830 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,688  Mash the cooked apples, please.    831 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:46,650           (water boiling)            832 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,026        - I can't get anything               on this dress.                833 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:49,027         - Here. I got you.           834 00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:50,237        It's just water. Okay.        835 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,702        - So what's new, Cole?        836 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,246    I mean, besides the obvious.      837 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,580    - Could be better, Grandpa.       838 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:04,543  - Um, what happened with Kelli?    839 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045         - Yeah, that's an                    extreme makeover.            840 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:09,214         Matt, you should                     get one of those.            841 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,428    - Now what exactly you               tryin' to say by that, Alf?       842 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,680  - I'm not tryin', I'm sayin' it.  843 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,559     The pandemic was a virus,            not early onset dementia.        844 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,769        - It's a long story.          845 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:25,230        I don't really want to               talk about right now.         846 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:27,065        - [Alf] Don't worry.                 Your mom will.                847 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:29,443         (doorbell ringing)           848 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,402            - Funcle Pat?             849 00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:32,279             Thank god!               850 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,573            - Here's Pat!             851 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:37,701        (waning happy music)          852 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,286            Jesus, Pat.               853 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,787         You look like all                    the side effects             854 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,706     for a medicine commercial.       855 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,125    - I'm really looking forward         to Catch Match Christmas, so.     856 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,543        - [Jack] I'm rockin'!         857 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,378        - Good for you,                      Jack! Good for you!           858 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:53,133        Well, I'm gonna get                  a drink and potty.            859 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:58,221         - Merry Christmas,                   little brother.              860 00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,097                - Hey.                861 00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:04,269  It's, uh, it's been a long time.  862 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,646        - Uh, this is                        Jenn, in the flesh.           863 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,273            - [Jenn] Hi.              864 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,442         - We've been going                   back and forth               865 00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,568       through electronic mail.       866 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:12,652    It's good to finally meet you.    867 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,446    - Good to meet you as well.       868 00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:15,614  I've heard a lot of good things.  869 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,408               - Okay.                870 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,500        - Well, how is life                  treating you, Pat?            871 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,293        - Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh.         872 00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:30,504                Uh.                   873 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:36,802        Uh, well, actually if                you really wanna know,        874 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,137             um, yeah,                875 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,349        Laurie and I are done.        876 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,643        Uh, we broke up for                  good this summer.             877 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:45,519               So, ah.                878 00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:48,772            I lost my job.            879 00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,149       I can't find a new one.        880 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:56,655        I'm, uh, six months                  behind on rent,               881 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,325    and my car is about to die,       882 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:01,159                and I                 883 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,704            have a boil               884 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:05,664             on my butt               885 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,209       that needs to be lanced.       886 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,171        I think it's infected.        887 00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:17,175           (Leigh chuckles)           888 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:20,720    - Merry Christmas, Funcle Pat.    889 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,888               - Chris!               890 00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:24,516         Yeah, Funcle Pat.            891 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,517    Yeah, yeah.                          - [Chris] Funcle Pat, yeah.       892 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,185       - It's good to see you.        893 00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,895    - Uh, this is my friend Leigh.    894 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,230       - Don't screw him over.        895 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:34,651       - I get you, Uncle Pat.        896 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:36,736             I get you.               897 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,241        (fist pounding)                      - [Matt] Who is it?           898 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,576    - What a weird thing to ask.      899 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,660         Hurry up in there!           900 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:47,539        You alone out here?           901 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,208                - No.                 902 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:50,917         They're watching.            903 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,837         - They? They who?            904 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:56,548               - Them.                905 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,927        - What do they want?          906 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,429     - You know what they want.       907 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,390        - I wouldn't know                    where to start, Alf.          908 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,559        There is so much                     weird stuff happenin'         909 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,561     in this world these days.        910 00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:10,437           - You don't say?           911 00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:12,439           - The pandemic.            912 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,568           That was all one                     big distraction.           913 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:17,777     - A distraction from what?       914 00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:20,864             - Aliens.                915 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,699        - Oh, lizard people.          916 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:23,950             - Mmm-mmm.               917 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:24,784                Mmm.                  918 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:25,702             The grays.               919 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,789        From the far away land               of Zeida Reticuli.            920 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:32,792        - Don't worry, Jack.          921 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,919        Dad's got your back.          922 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,424               - Matt.                923 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,800             Matt, Alf.               924 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,802       You don't even know your             own son-in-law's name.         925 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:44,763        - They're watching.           926 00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,602            - Who are you?            927 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,438        - I'm just a man that                needs to pee, Jack.           928 00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:55,273  A man that really needs to pee.    929 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:57,567         - [Matt] Mmm-hmm.            930 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,742         - I should've done                   a background check           931 00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:07,285    when Mandy brought him home.      932 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,788         Oh, I got to pee.            933 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,333            - Hi, guys.               934 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,001    I'm here with my fam                 making homemade applesauce.       935 00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:16,836         It's like a famous                   family recipe.               936 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:20,507    And OMG, it's like low-key,          the best thing ever.              937 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,801         You're so jealous                    right now, I know.           938 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,843           Merry Christmas!           939 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:28,515         - Look at her go.            940 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,767         Beauty and brains.           941 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,477         - [Jenn] Oh, yeah.           942 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,354        - I'm so proud of you!        943 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:38,650        (light plucky music)          944 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:54,874        (tense dramatic music)        945 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:55,792               - Phew.                946 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:14,519       (soft sentimental music)       947 00:55:31,369 --> 00:55:34,039         (glasses chiming)            948 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,708       You are working so hard.       949 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,876           Take a load off.           950 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,377     - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.        951 00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:41,087       This has to be perfect.        952 00:55:41,087 --> 00:55:42,922     - You have a lot to learn            about this family, honey.        953 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,091         - [Matt] Alf! Hey!           954 00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:46,426       - [Funcle Pat] What the?       955 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,845             - Matthew!               956 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:53,099    - [Funcle Pat] What, uh, what        exactly are you looking for?      957 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,934            - [Matt] Hmm.             958 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:56,895    - He's checking to see if            your pupils react to the light    959 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,730  and turn long like a reptile's.    960 00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,898            - Seriously?              961 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:00,774           - I am serious.            962 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,860       Unfortunately, so is he.       963 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:09,449    - Oh, for god's sake, Matthew!    964 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,117     They're not lizard people.       965 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,953       - Pretty bad when she's              the voice of reason.           966 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,789           - Cole, Matthew.           967 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,123     Family meeting right now.        968 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,918     - What did I do this time?       969 00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:24,631            - [Matt] Hmm.             970 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,470        (Funcle Pat swallows)         971 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,555       - Well, um, I'm gonna go       972 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,767            anywhere else.            973 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:36,643         - I'll come, too.            974 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:42,649            (Jim exhaling)            975 00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:49,155  - I never knew ginger ale could     be used as a cooking hack.         976 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,156            - Oh, yeah.               977 00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:51,491        - Aw, give me a break.        978 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,076             - What?                              - Not you.               979 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,619               Glasses?               980 00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,162         - One sec.                           - [Chris] Really?            981 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:57,789             - One sec.               982 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839        Ew. Reality is gross.         983 00:57:07,465 --> 00:57:09,634        - Jenn, can we help                  you with anything?            984 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,511            - Sure, um.               985 00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:14,097    Can you start bringing things        out to the table, please?         986 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:14,973               - Okay.                987 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,517            - Thank you.              988 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,989     - It's really tough coming           back here with Amy gone.         989 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:35,618  There should've been a service.    990 00:57:37,662 --> 00:57:38,788       We should've been there.       991 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:43,001     - Yeah, well, the                    pandemic had other plans.        992 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,837       You need another drink?        993 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:50,216             I'm gonna.               994 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:53,011                - Uh.                 995 00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:56,973             Jenn's a,                996 00:57:58,558 --> 00:57:59,851        a real pretty girl.           997 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:02,187             Nice work.               998 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:05,857       - I know what you think.       999 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,693    - Nah, I don't think you do.      1000 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:11,988         - I have a hunch.            1001 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:16,534        - Okay, look, we've                  always been straight          1002 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:17,577         with one another.            1003 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:19,746            You know me.              1004 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:21,873             One word.                1005 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,584            - Go for it.              1006 00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:25,251             - Biology.               1007 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:29,714            - [Jim] Huh?              1008 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:30,715             - Biology.               1009 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,761       All right, Jenn's what?        1010 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:37,847        She's, uh, 25?                       Somethin' like that?          1011 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,099        - Somethin' like that.        1012 00:58:40,099 --> 00:58:41,017               - So...                1013 00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:47,065    What are you doing? (chuckles)    1014 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,942               Come on.               1015 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,236     You're supposed to be the            smart, successful son.           1016 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,071        - Don't start that.                  - Oh, come on.                1017 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,864         You know Mom loved                   you more than me.            1018 00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:58,034        You're the firstborn.         1019 00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,245  I read. I know how stuff works.    1020 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,287         - How what works?            1021 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:03,748             - Oh, man.               1022 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,961     Does, does Jenn want kids?       1023 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,629            Do you know?              1024 00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,298        Are you going to be                  changing the diaper           1025 00:59:12,298 --> 00:59:15,802       of your second-favorite              child when you're 60?          1026 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:17,804           - I don't know.            1027 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,808       - What about Chris? Huh?       1028 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,811    Have you thought about that?      1029 00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:27,313        What about your wife?         1030 00:59:27,313 --> 00:59:29,649            - Amy?                               - Amy, yeah.              1031 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,276            Yeah, she, uh.            1032 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:34,988            She died, man.            1033 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:35,989             That's...                1034 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,324           Just messed up.            1035 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,160        - Yeah, well cancer                  will do that.                 1036 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:43,329         - It's just, I...            1037 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:50,628        I don't understand how               you're always so okay.        1038 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:54,674        - My life's a mess.           1039 00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:58,011       It's not, it's not fair.       1040 00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,137         You know, I just,            1041 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:04,142    I look at you and no matter          what gets thrown your way,        1042 01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:07,770         you always seem to                   land on your feet.           1043 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:08,855        - You don't know the                 first thing about             1044 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:09,981       what I've been through.        1045 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:15,111    I'm just doing the best I            can with the one life I have.     1046 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:16,988         So you decided to                    throw yours away,            1047 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,032     it doesn't obligate the              rest of us to follow suit.       1048 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,827         - Hey, Funcle Pat.           1049 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,829    I was just tellin' Leigh here.    1050 01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:26,289        Um, do you remember                  when you drug us              1051 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,957        across the backyard                  in the snowmobile?            1052 01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:29,334         Like you tied the                    kiddie pool to it            1053 01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,668       and Mom was really mad?              (Funcle Pat laughs)            1054 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:32,003        - Yeah, yeah, yeah.           1055 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:36,132    I had to sell that snowmobile        to pay for groceries.             1056 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,052               - Okay.                1057 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:41,012        (Mandy clears throat)         1058 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:44,390         - Jim, you're owed                   two apologies.               1059 01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,351        The first one from my                husband for calling           1060 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:48,061        you all lizard people.        1061 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,729    And the second one, from Cole.    1062 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,064        - Hey, can I talk                    to you for a second?          1063 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,899           - [Mandy] Cole?            1064 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,359    - I don't know why I'm               supposed to be apologizing.       1065 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,069    - For being a little snarky-         - It's fine.                      1066 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:56,903             It's good.               1067 01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,364    We're all happy you're here.      1068 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,910    - Let me ask you somethin'.       1069 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:04,869           Do you love her?           1070 01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,872     - No, we're just friends.        1071 01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:10,416    - Well then there can only           be one explanation for this.      1072 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,087            Now I get it.             1073 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,214    There's 147 reasons you              don't want Jenn and your Dad      1074 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:20,343       to, you know, and                    between us, I'm with ya.       1075 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:21,386             - I'm not-                           - Shut up.               1076 01:01:23,721 --> 01:01:25,390     - When your grandma died,        1077 01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:27,225        I thought I'd never                  be happy again,               1078 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,018        and for a long                       time that was true.           1079 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,897        But then eventually                  you start to heal.            1080 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:35,942     And if you're very lucky,            happiness will find you.         1081 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,861         - He's not happy.                    He's delusional.             1082 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,406     - If there's a difference            between the two,                 1083 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,407        I've never seen it.           1084 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,912            (hand smacks)             1085 01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:53,918            - Hey!                               (hand smacks)             1086 01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:57,880        (soft gentle music)           1087 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:14,397        - [Jenn] Oh, really?          1088 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:19,318         (glasses whirring)           1089 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:22,071           (chime ringing)            1090 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:34,167        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         1091 01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:40,339     - Ah, wanna thank everyone           for making the venture out       1092 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:43,843    for the first family                 gathering in over three years.    1093 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,012        Jenn and I are blessed               by your presence.             1094 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,972            Thank you.                           - Thank you.              1095 01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:51,017     Oh, and um, I would like             to say something as well.        1096 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:54,187           A toast to Amy.            1097 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:56,105    It's her recipes, her kitchen.    1098 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,484    Without her, none of this            would've been possible, so.       1099 01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:01,527               To Amy.                1100 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:02,361             - To Amy.                1101 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:06,282         (glasses clinking)           1102 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,164           - Time for food.           1103 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:21,506        (utensils clinking)           1104 01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:34,519       (soft suspenseful music)       1105 01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:36,521            (Cole gags)               1106 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:37,480            (Alf coughs)              1107 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,315            - [Mandy] Dad!            1108 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,359     - Jenn, did you wood                 chip the Morton salt girl        1109 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,527     and sprinkle her in here?        1110 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:43,986        - It's like seawater.         1111 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,364            - I, I didn't.            1112 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:48,199        Kelli made the sauce.         1113 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:50,076     - Don't blame her for                your lack of supervision.        1114 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,870    - You did this on purpose for        one of your stupid videos.        1115 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,413        - What? No I did not!         1116 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:56,874        - Not everything is                  a conspiracy, Cole.           1117 01:03:56,874 --> 01:03:59,252    - Lizard people thinks there         isn't a conspiracy here?          1118 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,878        - I'm sure it was                    just a simple mistake.        1119 01:04:00,878 --> 01:04:02,046       I didn't mean anything.              (water bubbling)               1120 01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:03,381     - My daughter's an angel.        1121 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:05,383       She would never                      disrespect Amy's recipe!       1122 01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:07,051         - Do you really                      think I would try            1123 01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:09,220  and ruin Christmas with a prank?  1124 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,055     - This is my nightmare.              - [Kelli] I'm not Grandpa!       1125 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:12,515            - Oh, come on.            1126 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,100       You're already dumb. You             don't have to act it.          1127 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,560         - Oh, she's the                      one who's typical?           1128 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,396         Really? You really                   wanna go there?              1129 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:19,939           (spoon clanging)                     - Jim!                     1130 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,065        Enough with the glass.        1131 01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:29,073     (suspenseful plucky music)       1132 01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:33,369         - I know I heard                     somethin' up here.           1133 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:34,245             Somethin'.               1134 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:39,917        We got us a whole                    lotta maybe somethin'.        1135 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,254           (water bubbling)           1136 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,922        Oop! Wait a minute!           1137 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,218               - Yeah.                1138 01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:52,138            - Excuse me?              1139 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,472               - Yeah.                1140 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:55,099         I wanna go there.            1141 01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,601        You all wanna know                   why they're mad at me?        1142 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,477       - Cole, don't you dare!        1143 01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,396     Just shut up and drop it!        1144 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,107        - Why don't you take                 your own advice, Mom.         1145 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:04,942        I'll tell you all why.        1146 01:05:04,942 --> 01:05:08,154    Last summer me and my                girlfriend, we got serious.       1147 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,614            (Mandy gasps)             1148 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:11,449       - Serious? How serious?        1149 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,452       - About as serious as                you can get, Uncle Jim.        1150 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,665        - Cole, this is not                  dinner conversation.          1151 01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:21,959         It's Christmas!                      - Mandy, head it!            1152 01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,003        I wanna hear the kid.         1153 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,171        Pass the bread, Leigh.        1154 01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:31,510           (water bubbling)           1155 01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:33,512        - Yeah, that'll work.         1156 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:37,642  - You wanna know what they did?    1157 01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:39,977         Oh, my dear mom                      got so freaked out           1158 01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:44,315       that she and Dad made me             move school districts.         1159 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,484         - You guys moved?                    - No.                        1160 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,652           That's just it.            1161 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,528    They lied to the new school.      1162 01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:51,364       Said they were divorced,       1163 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,659  and then Dad used his brother's     trailer as a residence.            1164 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:55,660         - That's illegal.            1165 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,702         - [Cole] Ya think?           1166 01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:58,537           - That's awful.                      - Right?                   1167 01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:01,165        You're not even in the               family and you get it.        1168 01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:03,042         - I get you, Cole.           1169 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,002           I really get ya.           1170 01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:07,338     - Took me out of my school           where all my friends were        1171 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,675        for my senior year.           1172 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:13,719        I lost my friends, I                 lost my girlfriend.           1173 01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:17,223         I hate everything.           1174 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,226         - Yeah, I got one.           1175 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,561                Ugh.                  1176 01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:24,021                Man.                  1177 01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:24,689               Ah! Oh!                1178 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:26,565                Ah!                   1179 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,195               - Mandy.               1180 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:33,030     - He's exaggerating, Jim.        1181 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,573        It wasn't like that.          1182 01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,492            - It wasn't?              1183 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,536    I had to take a bus to Uncle         Walt's trailer every day          1184 01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,746        and one of those two                 would come pick me up.        1185 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,709  - That's major fraud, tax fraud.  1186 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:47,086    Don't you think your reaction        was a little extreme?             1187 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,713       - Extreme? Really, Jim?        1188 01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:50,756             He was 16.               1189 01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,717        - It's not like he                   committed some crime,         1190 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:53,759        but you two might of.         1191 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,180        - It figures you                     would side with him.          1192 01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,598        - [Jim] Huh, what                    do you mean by that?          1193 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:01,600    - Well, she's referencing, uh.    1194 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:05,771        - [Jim] I know what                  she's referencing.            1195 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,440         - None of you know                   how hard it's been           1196 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,233    for me these last three years.    1197 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,615        - Where I thought                    I'd find the problem.         1198 01:07:16,615 --> 01:07:17,742           (water gurgling)           1199 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,202     Got myself into a problem.       1200 01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:21,078               Oh! Oh!                1201 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,122                Oof!                  1202 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:23,789                Ah!                   1203 01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:26,125    - Dogs are better than people.    1204 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:27,418                - Mmm.                1205 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:29,587    You need to meet Leni then.       1206 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,213        - [Cole] Who's Leni?          1207 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,299        - Oh, a dog that I                   watch at the shelter.         1208 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,467            - Mmm, yeah.              1209 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,552    What? Are we holdin' ya up?       1210 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,429  Please continue. We're all ears.  1211 01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:41,098               - Well.                1212 01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:44,643           (Matt grunting)            1213 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:46,312       I'm gonna end up having              to leave out of here           1214 01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:48,147        with the whole toilet                bowl attached to me.          1215 01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:50,483           Uh!                                  (water gurgles)            1216 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,820        - Why can't you be                   more like your sister?        1217 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,655            - You serious?            1218 01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:58,657     At least my girlfriend               wasn't like 50 years old.        1219 01:07:58,657 --> 01:08:00,618            (Mandy gasps)             1220 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:04,288    Mom, she tells you that her          money comes from endorsements,    1221 01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:05,831     but really her boyfriend,        1222 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:09,335         her 50-year-old                      married boyfriend            1223 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:10,503        is sending her money.         1224 01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:13,464            - He's lying.             1225 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,132        None of this is true!         1226 01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:17,134        He's just trying to                  draw attention away           1227 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:18,594        from his screw ups.           1228 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,512         - Well let me see                    your phone then.             1229 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,805                - No.                 1230 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,181         - Kelli? (sobbing)           1231 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:23,641               - Mommy.               1232 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:24,475                Mommy!                1233 01:08:30,689 --> 01:08:33,442         - Well, don't want                   it to go to waste.           1234 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:40,866    - Maybe before I go home I           could stop over and meet Leni.    1235 01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,701             - Really?                            - Mmm-hmm.               1236 01:08:42,701 --> 01:08:45,454     - Uh, uh, would you,                 would you wanna walk him?        1237 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,665         - I think I would.           1238 01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:50,334    - Well, can't get any worse.      1239 01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:54,463                Wow.                  1240 01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:55,714             Just wow.                1241 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:56,841            I'm so sorry.             1242 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,717           - Oh, don't be.            1243 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:02,388    Chris warned me that things          could go south today.             1244 01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:04,849             It's fine.                           - Yeah.                  1245 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:09,895    I forced everybody together.      1246 01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:13,315        I thought it was                     gonna be a good thing.        1247 01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:14,567       And turns out it's not.        1248 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:18,904         - Don't say that.            1249 01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:21,574       I mean, so yeah, I mean,       1250 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,702     the applesauce was a mess,       1251 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,538         but that's not the                   end of the world.            1252 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,419    And you did such a good job          getting everyone together.        1253 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:37,882  I mean, family is so important.    1254 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:41,552               - Yeah.                1255 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,764       Should've spent the                  night with your family.        1256 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,516    Bet they're totally normal.       1257 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:49,852         - [Leigh] Well.                      (lights clicking)            1258 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,730        - [Funcle Pat] Hey, I                think the power's out.        1259 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,399        - Perfect time for the               Christmas Cage Match.         1260 01:09:55,399 --> 01:10:00,404        (dogs yelping)                       (gentle piano music)          1261 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:10,623        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         1262 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:17,296     Okay, so we all know the             rules, but for newcomers,        1263 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,965  the gifts are put into that box.  1264 01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:24,970     First player gets a gift             out of that box, opens it.       1265 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,973        Second player can                    either steal that gift        1266 01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:31,477        or get another gift                  out of the box.               1267 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:33,646         And there are some                   clunkers in there,           1268 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,981        but as always,                       there's some treasure.        1269 01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,318           2,000 big ones.            1270 01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:52,623        - [Leigh] So it's                    like White Elephant?          1271 01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,794        - We call it                         Christmas Cage Match.         1272 01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:57,670            - Why is that?            1273 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:01,340            - You'll see.             1274 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,968  - Okay, who's the first player?    1275 01:11:06,011 --> 01:11:09,431        (tense dramatic music)        1276 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:21,485        (gifts clattering)                   (bright holiday music)        1277 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:34,039               - Where?               1278 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,667             I saw it!                1279 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,671         (gifts clattering)           1280 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:47,636            (Pat mumbling)            1281 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,640         (gifts clattering)           1282 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:56,395        (bright holiday music)        1283 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,530                Okay.                 1284 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:24,673        (soft gentle music)           1285 01:12:40,105 --> 01:12:42,900           (paper ripping)            1286 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:48,739         - Thanks, Grandpa.           1287 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:52,743        (soft gentle music)           1288 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,622             - No. Why?               1289 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:57,956    - Pull it together, soldier.      1290 01:12:57,956 --> 01:12:59,750    You still got a war to fight!     1291 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:01,752             - Please.                1292 01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,131     - [Funcle Pat] Can't your            husband buy you alcohol?         1293 01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:11,428        - Oh, thanks, Mom.                   - [Cole] Oh, come on.         1294 01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:16,141        - Ew! What is that?           1295 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:21,438        (gentle piano music)          1296 01:13:29,446 --> 01:13:31,990           (paper ripping)            1297 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,619        - Oh, look at this.           1298 01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:40,624    You shouldn't have. (laughs)      1299 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,503                Huh.                  1300 01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,171         It sees you while                    you're sleeping.             1301 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,800        - That's just,                       that's so last year.          1302 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,511     - Did Kelli get two gifts?       1303 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,805  - I, just don't worry about it.    1304 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,767     - It's my turn now, right?       1305 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:02,479               Hmm. Oh.               1306 01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,148       - No!                                - Oh, I don't think so!        1307 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:05,691         This was her gift.           1308 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:06,692         You may take this.           1309 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:07,860        - Shh, shh, shh, shh.         1310 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,486     - [Mandy] Don't shush me!        1311 01:14:09,486 --> 01:14:10,654        - I'm not interested                 in what you think!            1312 01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:11,822  You're not playing by the rules!  1313 01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:12,823       - [Kelli] I don't care!        1314 01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:13,991        - You're not playing!         1315 01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,701    Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!     1316 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:19,037        (siblings screaming)          1317 01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:20,956         The money's mine!            1318 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:24,543       - Most traditions are                lame, but this one just,       1319 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,837    this one's worth holdin' onto.    1320 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:30,674    (group yelling indistinctly)      1321 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:41,018        (Funcle Pat screaming)        1322 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,145           - Ah, he bit me!                     - Are you okay?            1323 01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:44,646         - He assaulted me!           1324 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:45,731          Hush, my dear             1325 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,691         Hold your peers            1326 01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:51,904   Be here in this warm embrace   1327 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:54,531          Heed my words             1328 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,658          Hear this song            1329 01:14:56,658 --> 01:15:00,704   Let my love make you strong     1330 01:15:00,704 --> 01:15:04,917        There's no need for                this heartache tonight        1331 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:09,755         There's no reason to               shut out the light           1332 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:14,009        There's no need for                us to argue and fight         1333 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,054      'Cause we are together        1334 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:22,059         And baby it's                      Christmas tonight            1335 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:27,105                 Oh                 1336 01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:32,110      It's Christmas tonight        1337 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:36,281                 Oh                 1338 01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:39,785      It's Christmas tonight        1339 01:15:44,081 --> 01:15:49,086        (glasses vibrating)                  (bright jangly music)         1340 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:55,133        With everyone fighting               over White Elephant,          1341 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:59,304        I realized that no one               wants to talk about           1342 01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,098     the elephant in the room.        1343 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:04,309        (gentle piano music)          1344 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936         I didn't know Amy,           1345 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,982        but I feel like I do.         1346 01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:14,653  She's everywhere in this house.    1347 01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:20,909       And though I've only see             one picture of her, I,         1348 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,622    I can't help but think that       1349 01:16:27,165 --> 01:16:29,668     she would've been the                mom that I always wanted.        1350 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:34,298        (gentle piano music)          1351 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,136        I don't have a family.        1352 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:44,641        I sleep on a mattress                in a basement                 1353 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:51,023    off of the charity of people         that I pretend are my friends.    1354 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:58,697       I would love to have a               family like all of you.        1355 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,994        I would love to have                 a mother like Amy             1356 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,038               or Mandy               1357 01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:10,125               or Jenn.               1358 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:14,338        (gentle piano music)          1359 01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,214            You're angry,             1360 01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:20,052            and I get it.             1361 01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:21,845           I'm angry, too.            1362 01:17:21,845 --> 01:17:24,014         Not for the same                     reasons, but it's,           1363 01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:27,684           it's Christmas,            1364 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:34,232    and we're all pretty lucky           to be here together, tonight.     1365 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:39,696                Chris.                1366 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,866         She was your mom.            1367 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:47,245        I can't imagine what                 it must've been like          1368 01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:50,999        not being able to                    say goodbye to her.           1369 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:54,753     - I, I miss her every day.       1370 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:59,424        (gentle piano music)          1371 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:09,851        She was your daughter.        1372 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:15,107        That's not how it's                  supposed to happen.           1373 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:21,029     A parent should never                have to lose their child.        1374 01:18:22,906 --> 01:18:25,951        (gentle piano music)          1375 01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:31,456        She was your sister.          1376 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:34,918        I would be mad, too.          1377 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:38,422            You loved her.            1378 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,221         She was your wife.           1379 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,141       The mother of your son.        1380 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,062       I'm so sorry, Mr. Marsh.       1381 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:57,107        (gentle piano music)          1382 01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:01,278     I'm so sorry you lost her.       1383 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,450            None of you               1384 01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:10,454         got the closure                      that you deserve.            1385 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,418        The pandemic robbed                  all of you of that.           1386 01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:22,966         It stole something                   from all of us.              1387 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:29,306    Something much more                  important than a wad of money     1388 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,808        in a pile of gifts.           1389 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:36,313        (gentle piano music)          1390 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,858        You were owed better,         1391 01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,361           and so was Amy.            1392 01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:47,866         Maybe it's time                      to steal it back.            1393 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:52,287        (gentle piano music)          1394 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:14,017    - When my girls were little,      1395 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:15,560        I could protect                      them from anything.           1396 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:19,147    When Amy needed me the most,      1397 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,192       I couldn't protect her.        1398 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:26,530         I couldn't even                      be there for her.            1399 01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:27,864     I couldn't hold her hand.        1400 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,868            (Alf exhales)             1401 01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:35,872        I couldn't even tell                 her I loved her.              1402 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,001        I miss her every day.         1403 01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:44,506        I know you do, too.                  I know we all do.             1404 01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:49,261       I love you, too, Mandy.        1405 01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:53,557       I don't tell ya                      enough, but I love you.        1406 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,019        (gentle piano music)          1407 01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:17,205    (gentle piano music continues)    1408 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,311    - Amy was everything to me.       1409 01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:44,065       We met in college and                I fell in love with her        1410 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,233  the moment I cheated off of her    1411 01:21:45,233 --> 01:21:46,985  for our political science exam.    1412 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,450  I remember when Chris was born,    1413 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:54,951    when they handed him to her.      1414 01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,247     I knew in that moment that           she was put on this earth        1415 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:00,332        to be that kid's mom.         1416 01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:06,254         When he turned one                   she wrote a poem             1417 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:09,132    for his first birthday and           had it published in the paper.    1418 01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:13,261  She wasn't Emily Dickinson, but.  1419 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:16,473           You remember it?           1420 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:21,603        "Our son is one today.        1421 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,608        He is my life, my                    world, come what may.         1422 01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:31,529        I will watch him grow         1423 01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:37,535       and listen to every                  word he'll say. (crying)       1424 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,706        One day he'll become                 a man and go away,            1425 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:47,504       but for now our son is               one today." (sniffling)        1426 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:52,717    Hardest closing argument ever.    1427 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:58,223        (soft gentle music)           1428 01:23:11,736 --> 01:23:15,657    (soft gentle music continues)     1429 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,709                Jenn.                 1430 01:23:28,211 --> 01:23:30,380       You've done nothing but              show respect to Amy.           1431 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,093    We're all here because of you.    1432 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,388    None of this would be possible    1433 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:42,100        without your amazing,                caring, loving heart.         1434 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,062  You deserve a lot more attention  1435 01:23:46,062 --> 01:23:47,355    than what you've been getting.    1436 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:55,113         Hasn't been easy,                    and I know that.             1437 01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:55,780             I'm sorry.               1438 01:23:58,241 --> 01:24:01,286        But I'm in awe of your               strength and courage,         1439 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:05,373       and you brought                      happiness into my world        1440 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:07,208        when I didn't think                  it was possible.              1441 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:13,465                Jenn.                 1442 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:23,600       I lost the ring, so use              your imagination, but.         1443 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,434            - My god, Jim.            1444 01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:27,771               - Wait.                1445 01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:32,150        (soft gentle music)           1446 01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:39,783        (Jim chuckles softly)         1447 01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:48,666        (Jenn chuckles softly)        1448 01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,584         - What do you say?           1449 01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:52,295                - Uh.                 1450 01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,465               Uh, no.                1451 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,427  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  1452 01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:03,473           Jim, I love you.           1453 01:25:05,141 --> 01:25:07,435         But, um, not now.            1454 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,147        And maybe not ever,           1455 01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:12,816        but, uh, that's okay.         1456 01:25:14,692 --> 01:25:18,655     I mean, this family                  obviously needs to grieve,       1457 01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:21,199     and you all deserve that.        1458 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:26,663        (gentle piano music)          1459 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:29,165    And I'll never replace Amy.       1460 01:25:29,165 --> 01:25:32,877     We need to know if that's            what's been going on here.       1461 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:38,216    And I'm not your mom, I know.     1462 01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:43,179       But I also know that                 she would be very proud        1463 01:25:43,179 --> 01:25:45,181         of the man you're                    growing up to be.            1464 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,395             I'm sorry.               1465 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:55,859           I love you, Jim.           1466 01:25:57,193 --> 01:26:00,196        (soft gentle music)           1467 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:08,204               - Here.                1468 01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:09,581         Use that to get                      back on your feet.           1469 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,334            - Okay. Shh.              1470 01:26:13,334 --> 01:26:14,210               - Okay.                1471 01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:19,382        - What would you think               if I adopted Leni?            1472 01:26:19,382 --> 01:26:21,426            - Oh, really?                        - Yeah.                   1473 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,719         - I haven't had a                    date in 20 years,            1474 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,846    and dogs are chick magnets.       1475 01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,431        You always see all                   these single ladies           1476 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,391       at the dog park, and if              they see me with Leni,         1477 01:26:28,391 --> 01:26:29,559  they're gonna think, oh my gosh,  1478 01:26:29,559 --> 01:26:30,935     I guess he's not terrible.       1479 01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,896    - I mean, I would love that.      1480 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:36,774    I'd miss him a little bit,           but he'd be in a good home.       1481 01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,610        - Well, you'd still                  see him 'cause I need         1482 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,528    a dog sitter once in awhile.      1483 01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,946               - Right.               1484 01:26:41,946 --> 01:26:43,448        I haven't started                    my business up yet.           1485 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,701         - Well, I could                      be your investor.            1486 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,912         I can help you get                   it up and running.           1487 01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,456     - I, I can't accept that.        1488 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:54,751        - You know, my late                  wife used to say              1489 01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:56,461        if someone gives                     you a wonderful gift          1490 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,422       and you're embarrassed,              just say thank you.            1491 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:02,425         - Thank you.                         - You're welcome.            1492 01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:08,264     - [Jack] Merry Christmas!        1493 01:27:08,264 --> 01:27:11,476       - So, uh, what'd I miss?       1494 01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:13,645        (bright holiday music)        1495 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:15,730     - [Jack] Merry Christmas!        1496 01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,735       - Merry Christmas, Jack!       1497 01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,487           Merry Christmas!           1498 01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:25,657        (bright holiday music)        1499 01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:32,830        (glasses vibrating)           1500 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:37,919        (bright holiday music)        1501 01:27:56,479 --> 01:28:00,024    (heartwarming holiday music)      1502 01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:22,547        (bright holiday music)        1503 01:28:48,823 --> 01:28:52,869  (bright holiday music continues)  1504 01:29:12,055 --> 01:29:16,100  (bright holiday music continues)