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The end of the world is a chance…

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PASCAL WILFING, AUTHOR

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…for a….

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…for a new kind of human being
to emerge.

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Of course I am afraid…

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ALINA WAGNER, MIDWIFE

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…but I feel comfortable
because we are prepared.

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We will survive.
I wish more people would start preparing.

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I just want somewhere to hide.

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MARIA FAZEKAS
EXOTIC DANCER

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Yes…

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I have composed a doomsday symphony,
just for bassoon.

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MELVIN SVOBODA, FLIGHT ATTENDANT

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I don't know how it's going to happen.

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CLEMENS ZIZALA, COCAINE DEALER

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I am not a physicist.

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These five people are looking
for a cave…

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WILMA MOOR, MOVIE DIRECTOR

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…where they can build a bunker
to survive "Doomsday". It's wild, right?.

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And we're going to film it all.

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They're here.

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And you are just filming us?

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Yes, just you. It's enough, isn't it?

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There are six of us. My little sister
and Melvin's brother will join us too.

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Okay. Camera and sound are ready.

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Fine. Pascal you have to
include my question

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in your answers please, because
my questions will be cut out, okay?

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-And please speak clearly.
-What?

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-Please speak clearly.
-Okay.

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Just be natural.

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First question: Where are we going?

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Where we are going?

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We are meeting a survival specialist,

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who discovered some caves

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that should perfectly suit our project.

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They are high enough.

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That's important to protect us

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in case of severe flooding,
mudslides, things like that…

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Your friends are as nuts as you.

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Seriously. I shouldn't have come with you.
You told me this was a vacation.

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Hey. We're not nuts. This is serious…

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We're a serious socio-ecological movement.

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You are living in Austria
and you don't even have a car. Idiot.

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Sorry. But you know musicians
don't make much money.

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Melvin, you have nothing to apologize for.

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I am sorry.

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-Melvin.
-Sorry.

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According to the GPS it must be this way.

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Sorry, sorry. I am so sorry.

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Okay, can we continue the interview?

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He wanted to meet us here.

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Strange. There's no one here.

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Okay come on, get out of the car.

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Spruce and hazelnut a typical high forest.

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Okay, camera on. You know about trees?

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Yes. I studied biology…

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but I wanted to do something
more practical.

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What exactly?

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I am an organic delivery nurse

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and guerrilla gardener.

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Wow, interesting. Never heard of it.

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-Can people book with you?
-How many of you are there?

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-Exactly.
-What, what…?

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Which faction are you with?

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-No faction.
-There are more and more of them now.

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I am Pascal.

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I sent you an email about the caves.

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I am Alina. Hello.

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Melvin. 'Sup.

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The caves are all full.

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More survivors than you can imagine.

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What? The caves are all occupied?
What?

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Yes. I am sorry.

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This is bullshit.

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Oh my god, we need to find
something else right now.

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It takes at least two months
to outfit a bunker.

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-Do you know what…
-That's bad.

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Do you know what that means?

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We need to generate some positive vibes.

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Just one second please, okay?.

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-Come on.
-Okay?

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-Do you have hazmat suits?
-Of course.

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The best stuff. ABC protective suits
with rolamite lamination.

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How do you know how to prepare?

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What kind of disaster are you expecting?

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All of them.

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Flood, fire, viruses, chemicals,

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radiation poisoning…
It's impossible to predict.

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Oh my god.

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Patrick. From wannasurvive.com.

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Pascal. Hello Patrick.

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Oh.

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Regarding the price…

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Could you make us an offer,
because we're not sure…

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Of course. I also barter…
Do you have dirt bikes… or weapons?

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No weapons.
We don't have weapons.

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You are making a movie?

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If you can do a video for my homepage

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I'll throw in the hazmat suits for free.

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Sure. No problem.

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What's he going to do with a film
and money when the world ends?

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-Ask him.
-I can't just come out and ask him.

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Come on ask it now.

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Keep filming.

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Excuse me, can we come with you,
we are interested in the caves.

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No, that's impossible.
It's absolutely private.

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It's an issue of security.

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My customers are paying for
safety and discretion.

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How can you keep them safe?

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Keep going.

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It will be an awesome
investigative documentary.

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You can find some wild stories
in these woods.

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Mauli.

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Pascal, will you also buy a weapon?

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No. No, no. Excuse me.

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We are pure pacifists. No weapons.

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At most, we might buy bulletproof vests.

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Look, we lost the cave,
and that's just shit…

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-I don't want to sugar-coat that.
-We need to find a sponsor.

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Then we could afford to buy our own cave.

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Yeah, we need our own robber-baron…

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A really filthy, stinking rich miser…

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Just like her ex.

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My ex? He's nothing to do with this…

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But do you still have
his telephone number?

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I left him for you. I can't call him now.

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First of all, she didn't leave him for me,

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She left him for my ideals and principles.

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Sorry, but I can't ask him for a favor.

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Nobody said anything about a favor…

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I just want to make that clear,
it's a deal we are talking about.

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A little bit of his money
for a safe place for us to survive.

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Sure okay.

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-Yes?
-Yes, fine, fine.

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Can you just move away a little bit?

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Elbacher. Hello?

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-Hello?
-Hello?

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Hello. It's me…

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Alina? What a nice surprise.

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I assume you're calling because
you realized you can't live without me.

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Yes. Very funny.

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No.

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The reason I am calling is because…

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-We have a film crew here, and…
-Is this about your new boyfriend?

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Well no, Pascal is here too.
He is still…

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-Survivalist.
-Right.

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He has the know-how and…

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Well, we're trying to prepare ourselves.

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Uh-huh.

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So we need…
I mean, we have everything but…

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we still need a cave.
I mean something like a tunnel.

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-That's funny I have one.
-Really?

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-Yes.
-He is doing it.

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-He said yes?
-Yes.

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Awesome. Where is it?

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-Not far. I'll send you a map.
-Yes?

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Okay, perfect.

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He has a tunnel.

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Awesome. A tunnel?

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We have a tunnel. Yeah.

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No.

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Yes. Totally. Sure.

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This is a great time to speculate on
the crash of all currencies.

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Except old-school currencies
like cowrie shells and so on…

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Yes, I have to go now,
a group of filmmakers are waiting.

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Yes, these end of the world freaks.

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Sorry for the interruption,
but I am currently very busy.

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But it was a really great idea,
that you called me.

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Alina is such an adorable girl.

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Coincidentally, I've developed an
insurance policy for doomsday survivors.

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These lunatics will kill for it.

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When doomsday comes,
I'll be the richest man in Austria.

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Sure, so you will spend
day X in your tunnel with your friends.

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We probably should talk about
the tunnel now.

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Yes. Wladi. Hello.

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It's a pleasure to see you.

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How are you?

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I am fine, thanks.

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That's Wladimir Grustschukow.

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He's developed a little Geiger counter
that you can wear on your wrist.

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A brilliant idea.

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We invested a lot of money in it.

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Yes and everyone thinks
Chernobyl was a disaster. Just wait.

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And these are my little Michael Moores.

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Ah. Michael Moore.
Well done, well done.

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They are making a movie about me.

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-For which channel?
-FR3.

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Really?

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Well, FR3 is most likely to fund…
It'll happen.

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Okay, actually this movie is about

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the development of this project.

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Sure, the development of this project.

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So. Right. Can I ask you to leave now?

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The big boys need to discuss money…

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And by the way. FR3 belongs to Telepool.
I think I can do something for you.

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-Really?
-Sure, sure.

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Wow, that would be great.

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Let's talk later, wait at the cafe.
Here, take 20 euros.

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-I will pick you up soon. Okay?
-Yes.

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-We'll only be a few minutes. Thank you.
-Thanks.

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The cheek of this guy. Okay, let's go.

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The headline could be:
Comets on collision course with Earth.

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I think we could attract sponsorship…

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That's scary.
That's why we see him only now.

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CCN has joined with 2 million.

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The information must be
in the news on 18th December.

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Listen, our friend Schorsch,
is running a doomsday scam.

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Of course he is. That's exactly what
we want to uncover through our interviews.

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That's fraud. That is serious fraud.
We have to expose this in the film.

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We will, but not now.
Now we have to film the other interview.

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The Tycoon is calling, come on.

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-Can I finish my soup please?
-No.

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Always the same shit.

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It looked so good.

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Gasmask with tube and filter,
three pieces.

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Two, three…

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Used shoes in crappy condition. Two pairs.

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Hello. Good morning.

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Anna.

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These are the filmmakers.
That's Wilma, Maurice and Walter.

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They're making a movie about our bunker.

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-Hiya.
-Hello Clemens.

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-Wait. Just give me the box.
-Okay, thanks.

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Excuse me.

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-Can we do an interview?
-Sorry? Interview?

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Mauli.

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Fine. You are Melvin's brother.
Include the question in your answer.

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Okay, yes Melvin and I…

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are kind of brothers…

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Well, my father married his mother.

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I was eight back then.

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I was living in foster care.

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My father couldn't look after me
because my mother left us.

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-Is that enough?
-Yes.

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-Doomsday, right?
-Yes.

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Okay, I am kind of a businessman.

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I do import and export.

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I'm practicing hot-wiring.

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Sorry?

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Hot wiring.
I'm practicing it for doomsday.

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You know, breaking in and hot wiring.

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So I can drive any car I want.

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With these modern electronics
it's tricky, now.

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You have to practice.

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You have to master the skill.

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Then I can barrel over the Imperial Bridge
in any car at 250 km/h, right?

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That's going to be amazing.

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I'm mostly looking forward to that.

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That's all?

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Can I get the key for my room now?

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You're not used to working
in a vertical position, right?

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Melvin, are you nuts?
He can't talk to me like that.

255
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,200
Let's just go, Pussycat.

256
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,800
Well…

257
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,680
Alina. These are those new
High-tech observation cameras.

258
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,720
-Infrared, they also record sound.
-Wow. Epic.

259
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,360
-Clemens, I can't open it.
-Come on, Melvin.

260
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,000
Come on please help me.

261
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,800
And open.

262
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,000
What's that?

263
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,440
They're food cans.
Lead coated on the outside.

264
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,240
Alu coated on the inside.

265
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,760
From old DDR stocks.
They were pretty cheap.

266
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,520
But that doesn't matter anymore,
because of Schorsch.

267
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,240
He's paying for everything?

268
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,720
Yes. Schorsch is paying for it all.

269
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,880
We are just the workers.

270
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,800
We are now at Schorsch's hunting lodge.

271
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,920
He's an old schoolmate of mine, ours.

272
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:33,120
There is supposed to be a tunnel
on this property.

273
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,960
What I expect from the 21st
of December is actually nothing at all.

274
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,880
But I expect… Melvin, can you please…

275
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,080
Capitalism is not
the only economic system.

276
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,000
But Capitalism has just liquidated
every other system.

277
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,720
Awesome. Thank you.

278
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,760
Are you shooting?

279
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,360
I'm always shooting, Sweety.
Since he drove around the bend.

280
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,320
-Hello.
-Hello Alina.

281
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,080
-Hello.
-Hey.

282
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,640
Nice to see you.

283
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,400
-You too.
-Wow. You look terrified.

284
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,760
-Thanks. You too.
-Ah. You are here too.

285
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,720
-Are the other ones inside?
-Yes, they are in the salon.

286
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,800
Hi, Hello. Good day.

287
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,440
Hello.

288
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,240
You must be Maria.

289
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,960
Stunning, yes. Where is he?

290
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,000
Congratulations.

291
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,600
-Hey dude. How are you?
-Hey.

292
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,040
It's been a while. I missed your eyebrows.

293
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,920
Just like in school.

294
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,360
Yeah, thanks.

295
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,600
And you own the 88 Le Baron
in the parking lot, right?

296
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,320
-That's Clemens.
-Clemens.

297
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,640
You have to let me drive your car, okay?

298
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,359
Well, when I'm not using it
to pick up chicks,

299
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,839
you can drive it maybe once.

300
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,599
Very good. Okay, who's next?

301
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,280
-Hello.
-Oh…

302
00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:14,920
Anna.

303
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,440
Jesus. Wow. You are grown up.

304
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,280
Hi. How old are you now?

305
00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,160
Eighteen.

306
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,920
Eighteen already. Nice.
Do you have a driving license?

307
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,200
No.

308
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,000
Come to me afterwards, I will give you
some money for your license.

309
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,160
-Hello.
-Oh, hey dude. What's up?

310
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,520
Or should I say, "What's new, Noobie?"

311
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,040
Look at you.

312
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,560
There must be something about you?

313
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,920
If you can attract this beauty.

314
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,560
-Of all my exes Alina was my favorite.
-Really?

315
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,920
Although she left you? Because of me?

316
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,200
A man has to take it like a man.

317
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,200
If you want to have it all,

318
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,400
you have to be ready to take it all.

319
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:09,440
Alina was the first one
who dumped me, okay?

320
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,520
-The rest? I dumped them.
-Come on. Stop it now. Okay?

321
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,400
Okay, I heard the financing worked.

322
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:22,320
-Yes. FR3 got on board.
-Wonderful. Marvelous.

323
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,840
By the way, you are totally right.
The film shouldn't be all about me.

324
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,200
It should be about doomsday.
You are right.

325
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,600
With all possible doomsday scenarios.

326
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,520
Floods, earthquakes, comet impacts,
all kinds of catastrophes.

327
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,680
Right, sure.

328
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,720
Okay. So how did I look?

329
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,960
-Awesome.
-Good?

330
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,400
Thank you.

331
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,160
See you later, okay?

332
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,280
I really can't tell
if this movie will ever work.

333
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,920
We're supposed to be
doing investigative journalism.

334
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,360
Well, excuse me.

335
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,800
What we overheard in Schorsch's office,

336
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,840
now that is investigative journalism.

337
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,280
I will never ever get
a job at a TV channel again.

338
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,080
Don't say that.
You've got great footage, here.

339
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,600
You're completely safe.

340
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,400
Yes.

341
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,680
-Yes?
-Yes.

342
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,840
-Melvin can you please introduce yourself?
-Yes.

343
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,200
What's your job.
Include my question in your answer.

344
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,240
-Yes, including…
-Right.

345
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,560
Fine. I am Melvin and I am….

346
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,120
-Tell your name.
-You have got some…

347
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,240
-You should say your name…
-I just said my name.

348
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,400
My name is Melvin and I am a steward.

349
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
-What are you?
-Steward.

350
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,320
No, you are a schnapsstupser.

351
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,240
-Right. I am a steward.
-Yes.

352
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,600
-And my hobbies are…
-What are your hobbies?

353
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,040
-I am Rapid fan.
-You are a Rapid fan?

354
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,240
-Yes.
-You are a Nazi.

355
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,320
-What?
-And you're not allowed to go to matches.

356
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,160
You got banned.
Because you set off firecrackers.

357
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:14,200
-You are nuts.
-Yes. I play the bassoon in a quartet.

358
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:18,160
I imagine doomsday like…

359
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,720
How do you imagine that…

360
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,040
-Alone.
-Alone?

361
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,040
-Yes.
-Alone?

362
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,120
-No, not all alone…
-I am with you or not?

363
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,320
No, my bassoon.

364
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,440
-What? Where am I?
-I…

365
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,280
You will leave me behind?

366
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,920
Alone. And at peace.

367
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:46,160
I'll show you my garden.

368
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,400
My little survival garden.

369
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,360
Right. It's just through here.

370
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:57,200
That's an UV lamp…

371
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,520
especially used for survival gardening.

372
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:07,920
After months with nothing
but canned food

373
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,240
you need vitamins.

374
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:17,920
These, for example, are various
kinds of Asian fruits and cabbages.

375
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,240
They are resistant against the cold.

376
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,560
POLICE

377
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,720
These vests are bullet- and stab-proof.
I just got them.

378
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,400
Police remainders.

379
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,880
Nowadays they are made of Twaron.

380
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,080
These are made of Zylon.
That doesn't mean Zylon is worse.

381
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:39,240
Actually Zylon is better.
It's the market leader. Zylon is too good.

382
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,920
But because the EU…
It was just like with the lightbulbs.

383
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,640
They created a media campaign

384
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:51,520
to denigrate a product

385
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,360
for "ecological reasons".

386
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,480
They get a bill through the EU parliament

387
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,680
grease a few palms and the product
disappears from the market,

388
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,360
and it's freed from competition.

389
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:05,320
In that case you are lucky,
that you got the ones made of Phylon.

390
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,720
It's called Zylon.

391
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,600
This one is too short for me.

392
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,720
It usually should protect
the nether regions.

393
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,080
Zylon fibers are extremely
light and waterproof.

394
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,640
And careful processing is
extremely important.

395
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,400
This is little Indian children's work.

396
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,520
When your life depends on it…

397
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,280
Their little fingers
do such delicate work.

398
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,440
-No. They were made in the EU.
-It's not child's work.

399
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,400
On that point…

400
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,560
How about you two?

401
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,240
Is there something on the way?

402
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,520
-No, no.
-What?

403
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,360
-What? If we are having a baby?
-What?

404
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,720
What makes you think that?
No. No children.

405
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,400
Well…

406
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,720
Alina always wanted to
be a mother before she turns 25.

407
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:16,080
-You didn't know that?
-No, I didn't know anything about it.

408
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,400
I don't want to have children.

409
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,600
Well… Why not?

410
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,600
We talked about this.

411
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,480
Yes, but that's complete bullshit.

412
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,480
No. That's not bullshit. Listen.

413
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,920
Times will be hard.

414
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,800
Right now we're
converting a tunnel into a bunker.

415
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,560
And secondly, having a baby
in a capitalist society

416
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,160
is just a bourgeois hobby.

417
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,120
Yes? If you don't inherit money,

418
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,320
then that's like a lifetime of slavery.

419
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,040
You can't just say, "We don't need money."

420
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,640
But why not?

421
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:51,000
Well, for example, if she can't have a new
skiing outfit, she's a social outcast.

422
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,400
You want to be responsible?
It's not the little ones' fault.

423
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,400
It's only important that it's loved.

424
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,120
Other things matter too.

425
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,600
Well, I…

426
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,320
Well I, ah there you are….

427
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,520
Well, I of course want to
have a whole bunch of children.

428
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,120
Girls, boys…

429
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,120
And everything in between.

430
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,280
-Sure.
-Yes of course.

431
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,840
If any of you want
to eat somewhere else one evening,

432
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,360
there's a great restaurant in the village.

433
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:30,320
Wilma and I are having dinner
there tonight. A business meeting.

434
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,400
Don't forget it. Bye, bye.

435
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,640
What?

436
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,560
Just a business meeting.

437
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,000
Why only you?

438
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,320
Why in the evening?

439
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,280
That's just how Schorsch does things.

440
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,680
In the evening
in a first class restaurant.

441
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,840
-And how long will you be?
-I don't know.

442
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,400
I take care of you the whole time.

443
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,200
Mauli, look. I brought your dumbbells.

444
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,680
Now you can exercise a little bit.

445
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:28,440
You know how much I like it,
when you are all sweaty from exercising.

446
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,040
That's the dress you're wearing
to a business meeting?

447
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,680
Do you think I want to fuck him, or what?

448
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,200
Good morning.

449
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,320
Morning.

450
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,720
Good morning.

451
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,320
Listen, what I wanted to tell you
last night…

452
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:36,600
It seems to me that you want to
picture every aspect of the system

453
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,840
which, in view of
the threatening catastrophe,

454
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,360
could suddenly expose
its underlying contradictions.

455
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,360
You are a genius.

456
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,280
You always get straight
to the core. Incredible.

457
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,400
That's all for you? Ten eggs?

458
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,880
Why not?

459
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,120
It's more important to show the shit
Schorsch is trying to peddle.

460
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,120
Morning.

461
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,920
Good morning.

462
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,960
-What's the matter?
-It's hot.

463
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,440
Well, just brewed.

464
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,680
Morning grouch.

465
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,920
Are you always like that,
useless first thing in the morning?

466
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,600
I can't sleep in that shitty bed.

467
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,080
I have an advice for you
if it's not too early?

468
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,320
You know what you should try?

469
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,640
You should try to change yourself,

470
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,520
instead of blaming your surroundings
for everything that's wrong in your life.

471
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,040
That's true.

472
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,840
You haven't explained why a so-called
"business meeting" takes the whole night.

473
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,320
It took as long as it took.

474
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,200
Can we do an interview please?

475
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,000
What you said earlier…

476
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,920
About the catastrophes…
How did you put it?

477
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,120
Exposing contradictions. Please…

478
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,160
Sure. That's what you are here for, right?

479
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,800
Incredible.

480
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,800
Camera, right here. Come on.

481
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,080
Listen. Wilma?

482
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,720
The way you just take charge.
You're great.

483
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,280
Do you know what I like about you?

484
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,640
That you are not scared of power.

485
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,920
You must be joking, right?

486
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,480
I love your power.

487
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,120
What are you waiting for?

488
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,880
I won't do an interview without a tripod.

489
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,240
Then go get it.

490
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,400
I was waiting for your powerful orders.

491
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,040
Fine.

492
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,480
Sexy is a little slow in the morning…

493
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,760
Do you think side lighting
suits me better?

494
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,440
What's that?

495
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,800
They have such beautiful fur.

496
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,400
So smooth.

497
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,600
Yes. True.

498
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,600
What have you got over there? Oh, God.

499
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,600
Just get rid of it.

500
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,080
Although it makes everyone nervous,
I think doomsday is incredibly exciting.

501
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,600
Thank you.

502
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,720
-Got it, Sexy?
-Of course.

503
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,320
That's bullshit.

504
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,880
If you really want to talk bullshit,

505
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,440
the reality is that a human being
is completely interconnected…

506
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,920
My editor is coming.

507
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,240
I invited the press just for you.

508
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,000
-Are you very nervous?
-Of course.

509
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,880
Good. So how are you looking?

510
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,440
That will do.

511
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,120
You too? Yes, alright. Perfect.

512
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,400
I have something for you.

513
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,120
For the microphone.
Because yours looks like shit.

514
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,320
You can't even see it.

515
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,800
We will use this one.
Yeah that's striking.

516
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,600
Mount it later
and when somebody is talking

517
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,120
you hold it right into the picture, okay?

518
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,600
What am I supposed to do
with this piece of shit?

519
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,320
Whatever.

520
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,800
Have I told you that
my parents are coming too?

521
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,680
You can do some great interviews.

522
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,680
The journalists have something to see
and you can show what you are capable of.

523
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,520
What should I do with your parents?

524
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,920
They're great interviewees…

525
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,400
They are talking without asking.

526
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,880
When they're fighting.

527
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,800
-But…
-Well, who comes from which direction?

528
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,520
Here comes Piesack.

529
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,160
Hello Herbert. Nice to see you.

530
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,800
It's a pleasure.

531
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,120
No trouble finding us?

532
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,080
With teamwork we managed it.

533
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,720
Yes hello.

534
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,520
My dear. Let me hug my golden boy.

535
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,320
-Hello, dad.
Hello, son.

536
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,320
Great. This is my film crew.

537
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,360
-Hello.
-Hello.

538
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,200
Just follow me to the salon.

539
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,800
So perfect, my golden boy.

540
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,120
-Please, mom.
-Yes. Oh, yes.

541
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,120
And that's my new slobbering sidekick?

542
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,920
Yes, this is my baby now, Quasti.

543
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Because my son is
too grown up to live at home.

544
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,200
Oh look. That's Anna, the poor thing.

545
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,600
Hello.

546
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,320
Alina. Sweetheart.

547
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,480
-Hello. Isn't he marvelous?.
-Hello.

548
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,720
Yes. Marvelous.

549
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,920
Yes. So why did you leave him?
You naughty, naughty girl.

550
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,400
I know, you also appreciated him.

551
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,800
Mommy.

552
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,920
Well, I always get to the point.

553
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000
That's me. Alina was always
my favorite daughter in law. Right?

554
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,120
Sure.

555
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,600
Yes. Oh and that is Meli, right?

556
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,680
Ah, Pascal. Oh my good lord. Pasi.
Let me look at you.

557
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,440
You have changed a lot.

558
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,000
Such a pity. You used to have
such a pretty face.

559
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,720
Do you remember what a pretty face he had?

560
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,000
You would be so good for my Schorsch.

561
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,160
Think about it?.

562
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,720
Come on now. Leave her alone.

563
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,480
I am just saying what I think.

564
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,640
I always tell the truth.

565
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,320
Anna.

566
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,400
-Oh.
-Sorry.

567
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,560
-A word please?
-Ah… Dad.

568
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,920
Very good. Thank you.

569
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,840
In the beginning, it was so hard.

570
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,120
His little shoes were bloody.

571
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,440
I am a natural born dancer.

572
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,000
Schorschi? Where is the toilet?

573
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,560
Just outside. I will show you.

574
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,240
You know, the problem
with her ideas is that…

575
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:43,120
We're looking for stories
about science and technology…

576
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,000
-Look there is the toilette.
-Very nice.

577
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,760
-In your last two concepts the problem…
-Five, not two.

578
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,200
I only read two.

579
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,800
Well, the audience should cry and laugh.

580
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,600
You need to show people screaming
and dying in agony…

581
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,880
Suffering must be like a silver lining on
the underwear of dramaturgy.

582
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,080
Mom? This one's for you.

583
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,440
He is gone.

584
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,320
We looked for him everywhere.

585
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,199
Don't worry, mom. I will find him.

586
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,880
He can't be that far.

587
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,199
I'm sure he just ran off into the woods.

588
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,320
-Allow him the pleasure.
-You think so?

589
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,840
-Of course.
-Okay, fine.

590
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,760
You have always been a smart boy.

591
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,880
Call me in the evening.

592
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,560
-Sure.
-Yes?

593
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640
Let's go, dad.

594
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,800
Come on, please.

595
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,360
Come inside. Here you go.

596
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,000
Okay.

597
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:37,440
So, these tunnels were built
during the Second World War.

598
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,600
The Nazis liked this area
because of the hunting…

599
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,480
-Hello? What are you doing here?
-Come on in.

600
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,040
I am not going inside.
There are spiderwebs and…

601
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,840
They also have done other stuff here too.

602
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,600
-Come on.
-No. I'm not going in there.

603
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,160
Then just stay outside.

604
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,320
-You are my new Mozikam?
-Ah, hello, hello.

605
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,800
Damn it…

606
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,520
I'm here, so be quiet.

607
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,080
Yikes. My new boots.

608
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,320
Do you want to go in there?

609
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,200
Okay, then follow me.

610
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,400
Well, the tunnel offers room
for ten to 20 people.

611
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,680
How many square meters?

612
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,520
It's nearly 100 meters long
but I don't know how wide it is.

613
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:32,920
It's big enough for 20 people
but we are just preparing it for seven.

614
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:39,800
The cost per square meter is pretty high.
Two or three thousand euros.

615
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,240
Super site for a bunker, right?

616
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,080
Ah… Excuse me. No, you are great.

617
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,080
You know so much
about the coming catastrophe.

618
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,800
That's completely insane.

619
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,680
You are still studying, right?

620
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,080
-Writing a book… It's surely finished?
-Soon.

621
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:03,120
Only a psychotic or a coward
ignores the truth of the coming end.

622
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,120
Yes, yes. That's true.

623
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,080
"The faint-hearted shiver
in the face of death,

624
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,440
as they shiver in the face of life."

625
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,560
-Clemens. Yes.
-That's what you mean, right?

626
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,520
-Clemens, could you bring a tape measure?
-Wait. Who did you just quote?

627
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,800
-Mauli. Come on, let's shoot that.
-Could you do that? Thanks.

628
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,440
Thank you.

629
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,080
Perfect. Just stay here.

630
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,560
More light or more shadow?

631
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,840
No, it's okay as it is.

632
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,480
Maybe I should wipe dirt on my face…
you know, to be more authentic?

633
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,000
Just stay on the marked position okay?

634
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,120
The headband. I want to wear his headband.

635
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,960
I think it would look marvelous.

636
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,360
It would perfectly highlight
my personality.

637
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,800
Forget it.

638
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,280
Don't be so ridiculous. Mauli.
Sometimes he can be extremely childish.

639
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,560
I think it would really suit you.

640
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,000
-Could you please say sorry, Mauli?
-Why should I do that?

641
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,760
Tell him, he shouldn't bite
the hand that is feeding him.

642
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,440
Rolling.

643
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,000
Wonderful. Ah, your tunnel…

644
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,520
Where are we here and how big is it?

645
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,680
Action.

646
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,600
There are seven of us and each person
needs ten square meters.

647
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,400
It's a rule of thumbs
with long term bunkers

648
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,880
and we should adjust to that.

649
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,920
This one here is big enough
for at least 20 people

650
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,520
We are only going to
provision it for seven people

651
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,600
because the price per square meter
is around two or three thousand euros.

652
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,520
-I am sorry, but I already told you that.
-Fine…

653
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,000
But when I say it,
it has more impact, right?

654
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,160
I'm more media-effective.
I can reach the audience.

655
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,080
Okay. Again, please.

656
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,720
Just like before. Awesome.

657
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,120
What are you doing there exactly?

658
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,920
I taught this to myself.

659
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,640
On the internet.

660
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,200
From these furs
I'll make shorts and shoes.

661
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,520
-Shorts?
-Yes.

662
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,640
Can you sew?

663
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,480
Your husband likes the furs.

664
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,080
My husband? He is not my husband?

665
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Pussycat, why are you saying that?

666
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,640
Because that's how it is.

667
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,400
Pussycat. What?

668
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,480
Wait please. Why are you saying that?

669
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,600
My parents are lawyers.

670
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,920
And they aren't planning anything at all.

671
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,600
They're just focused on their work.

672
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,920
I always looked after my sister, Anna.

673
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,640
And that's why she is with me now.
In the tunnel.

674
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,800
Yes, and the doctors say,

675
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,640
that she didn't get enough oxygen
during her birth.

676
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,000
But I don't believe that.

677
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:13,480
So I've always
taught her to do things on her own.

678
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,920
Don't you want some real food, Anna?

679
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,800
I mean something like an apple?

680
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,280
Mauli, can you give me something too?

681
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,680
A whore would be cheaper.

682
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,120
I know.

683
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,520
Listen, look. I checked it
especially for you.

684
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,600
-Ha. Especially for me.?
-Not so loud.

685
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,280
Your brother is the dealer.
Whatever. Give it to me.

686
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,960
And? Are we going now?

687
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,320
Our deal was twice a week.
And last week we did nothing.

688
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,440
You know, I can't stand a week
without having sex.

689
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,200
Ha. Whatever.

690
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,080
If you were my bimbo, I'd slap your face.

691
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,040
Yes of course. Tough talk, convict.

692
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,640
Watch your mouth.

693
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,720
Oh, I know a good one…

694
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,880
The priest tells the con,

695
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,160
"My son, when you are free again,

696
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,720
I will help you."

697
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800
The con to the priest,

698
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,000
"I don't know.
drug dealing isn't that easy, reverend."

699
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,040
What's his problem?

700
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,640
Have I done something wrong?

701
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,480
We begin by holding hands.

702
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,560
Five minutes. Is that okay?

703
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,920
You are sweet.

704
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,080
Time is up.

705
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,320
What?

706
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,800
What are you doing?

707
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,440
Please… No.

708
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,600
What are you filming?

709
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,880
Just for fun? Relationship dynamics.

710
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,120
Hey…

711
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,520
After everything that happened
when you were gone,

712
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,840
I really have to tell you…

713
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,920
You are the most special woman
I've ever met.

714
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,920
You can't believe how much you turn me on.

715
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,360
Yes…

716
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,800
Well, but he thinks about it
when you're there.

717
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,920
What a dickhead.

718
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,360
How do I get the picture
of the observation cameras?

719
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,000
The symbol on the lower left side,

720
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,160
it looks like a spyglass.

721
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,520
Oh, yes.

722
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,920
I knew it.

723
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,520
Look at that.

724
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,720
Schorsch is screwing his ex.

725
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,720
-What?
-In the middle of the garden.

726
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,200
Yes. I told you what kind of guy he is.

727
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,440
That's exactly typical of guys like him.
Seriously. And you had dinner with him.

728
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,080
You won't damage anything right?

729
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:37,520
No, no. It's very strong. It'll hold.

730
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,680
What are you doing here?

731
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,640
We're going to practice crossing
a river in case of emergency.

732
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,040
Uh-huh. In a swimming pool.

733
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,400
Okay.

734
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,520
I think, it would be best
if the weakest among us goes first.

735
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:07,640
That is Walter. Then we would get
an example of the real situation.

736
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,000
Walter?

737
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,920
Excuse me. Walter?

738
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,000
-What's up?
-Everyone here underestimates you.

739
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,480
So will you do us all a favor?

740
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,400
I forbid it. You're not here
to participate. You're the sound man.

741
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,120
Excuse me, but I asked
him if he wants to do us a favor.

742
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,320
And I do think,
that he can decide on his own.

743
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,880
You want to help us right?

744
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,400
-Okay.?
-He won't do that.

745
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,400
Listen. That's my decision, okay.

746
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,600
What's this all about?

747
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,520
Here you are.

748
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,520
What's that?

749
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,440
Help.

750
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,800
I don't want to do this.

751
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,960
Pascal.

752
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,600
Take off the mask. He'll suffocate.

753
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,880
Finally, some action.

754
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,440
Okay, that was a little bit
dangerous now…

755
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,360
If I hadn't spoken up,
he would be dead by now.

756
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,920
Just for the record.

757
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,320
Ready Schorsch?

758
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,640
Just one moment please.

759
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,520
Everything alright?
The look on his face is important.

760
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,000
I really want to show the brutality.
Ah, beautiful. Yes…

761
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,920
I want to show his real nature.

762
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,640
Fine, I get that,
but have you seen my headband?

763
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,320
Where did you see it last?

764
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,400
In the bathroom, when I brushed my hair.

765
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,120
Okay, could we please look for it later?

766
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,840
No. My hair is all over my eyes.

767
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,480
Mauli you don't have hair.

768
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,760
But I can't shoot without my headband.

769
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,720
-What shall we do?
-Could you get it?

770
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,400
Could we please shoot now
and look for your headband afterwards?

771
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,480
-Okay.
-Would that be possible?

772
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,720
Okay, fine.

773
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,000
Perfect. I am ready.

774
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,520
-Rolling.
-And action.

775
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,120
Cut.

776
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:07,520
Give me my headband back, now.
You bloody bastard.

777
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,320
Wilma. Can I talk to you alone now?
Or you can forget your movie

778
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,680
and go home.

779
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,160
Wilma.

780
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,800
This isn't working out.

781
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,280
If you can't control your people,
we can forget the whole project right now.

782
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,200
Now get out.
When you find a new cameraman,

783
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,880
you can come back.

784
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,120
Okay…

785
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,000
I can fix this. Trust me, I got it.

786
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,240
And the headband?

787
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,480
Keep it. It's yours.

788
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,840
Give him a wireless.
It's better for the sound.

789
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,080
Fine.

790
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,920
Yes? I didn't want to be mean…

791
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,320
Fine.

792
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,760
How do you prepare for doomsday?

793
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,600
Where are we here?

794
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,200
We are in a tunnel. Why are we here?

795
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,360
Because people are scared of doomsday.

796
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,320
And why are they scared?

797
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,840
Because they can't trust anyone anymore.

798
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:31,520
Trust me. I am one of Austria's
most successful stockbrokers.

799
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,960
But why should you trust me of all people
with all your hard-earned money?

800
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:41,640
I can offer you an exclusive equity stake
in Earthsecure.

801
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,320
This is nothing but a commercial.

802
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,000
That ad is definitely
not going to be in my film.

803
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,800
Are you telling me
you still haven't got it?

804
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,200
I hold the majority of Telepool.

805
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:01,120
I want to show the world the truth.
The truth about the world for the world.

806
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,920
It's the only reason I'm doing this shit.

807
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,720
We never have any money, just screw-ups
and uncertainty and all this shit.

808
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,240
And now this bastard
does something like that.

809
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,200
Listen, he is an asshole,
but we will get him.

810
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,080
Honey, we will get him.
You just have to believe.

811
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,640
Documentaries work magic, you know?

812
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:24,480
Truth always finds a way through the lens.

813
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,040
And finally, it's revealed.

814
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,640
But it's obvious.

815
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,440
-Right?
-Sure.

816
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,760
For example Pascal and his
political blah blah blah all the time.

817
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,520
And Melvin, the great artist…

818
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,440
-They think they are better than the rest.
-Right. You are right.

819
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,440
Here you are.

820
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,040
Come on dude…

821
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,280
He wants to defend himself.

822
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,560
A smart guy.

823
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,920
I don't think it's a great idea
to encourage Clemens to use a gun.

824
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,880
He is one of us. He is a pacifist.

825
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,720
It didn't take much to persuade him.
Believe me.

826
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,720
I just nudged him in the right direction.

827
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,240
What's that? What are you doing?

828
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,800
You're all so blind.

829
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,640
You believe in
peaceful conflict resolution

830
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,880
but you buy bulletproof vests.

831
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,200
You are impostors.

832
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,080
You are just like me.
Well, come on guys. Let's go.

833
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,280
We don't need to test them.
They're guaranteed.

834
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,280
Yes, but this way we can test both.

835
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,640
-The gun and the vest.
-Awesome.

836
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,160
-Right. Come to me.
-Me?

837
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,920
No. Your adorable girlfriend.

838
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,120
Come here. Try it.

839
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,600
Take this and stay here.
You must have a good grip.

840
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,000
Yes, just like that. Loose at the knees.

841
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,600
You and the weapon are one.

842
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,120
Now aim at that tree in front of you.
And just squeeze the trigger.

843
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,200
Are you crazy?

844
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,720
-Great.
-What's wrong, Pascal? You should try it.

845
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,280
Show us that you are
a real man, our leader.

846
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,000
Come on, don't let him get on you.

847
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,800
I am not a man?

848
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,920
So I am a coward
because I despise the use of weapons?

849
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,800
But listen to me, using a weapon
is the most cowardly act ever.

850
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,120
You are a coward, dude.

851
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,960
You know how it works
or should I help you?

852
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,120
Try it, shoot.

853
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,200
Any idiot can shoot. Set up that old pot.

854
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,000
Where's the pot? Give it to me.

855
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,280
Come with me, Melvin.

856
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,240
-Melvin.
-Of course.

857
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,400
-Maybe you should take the vest.
-Right. Do we need it?

858
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,480
-Yes. Let's test it now.
-Melvin…

859
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,000
-Let's put it there.
-I just hang it up.

860
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,600
-Come on. Put it on.
-You.

861
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,600
-Shall I help you?
-Yes please.

862
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,040
Just like a sweater.

863
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,520
Like a sweater.

864
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,200
You can do it. Now, down.

865
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,080
Our brave special agent.

866
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,480
Very good. Now we
put the pot on your head, perfect.

867
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,160
Ready. Shoot.

868
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,240
-May I shoot next?
-Yes, of course.

869
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,360
Come on shoot.

870
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,520
Are you nuts? I won't shoot at my friend.

871
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,520
Do you have shit for brains?

872
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,600
If I'd known you'd prefer a chicken shit.

873
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,000
I would have dumped you long ago.

874
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,000
Don't let him get to you.
That's what he wants.

875
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,040
No. Watch out, you.

876
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:57,600
You with your narcissistic
borderline personality

877
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,760
and your suit. Melvin, shut the fuck up.

878
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,240
Without that fancy suit
you're nothing. Nothing.

879
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,840
You fucking arrogant son of a bitch.

880
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:12,440
Status symbol addict. Vulgar freak…
Go away.

881
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,720
Pacifist? But the moment
he holds a gun, he gets such a boner.

882
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,440
You prick, you bloody prick.

883
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,640
You are completely impotent.

884
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,680
-Yes, I am impotent.
-Hurry up and shoot. I want my turn.

885
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,920
Pascal.

886
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,800
Melvin. How are you? May I help you?

887
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,120
Yes.

888
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,880
And?

889
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,320
-Wow. The vest really works.
-What? You weren't sure about that?

890
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,000
Pascal.

891
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,040
It's not your fault.

892
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,320
It's alright.

893
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,080
What's he doing to us?

894
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,120
Dear camera.

895
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,040
The film crew lent you to me.

896
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,560
Today you are filming me during my work.

897
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,240
I am going to stretch a dog's skin.

898
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,960
Hello?

899
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,920
Hello, Anna.

900
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,080
You are the only one who is still working.

901
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,200
What's that going to be when it's done?

902
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,600
A loincloth.

903
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,240
Unbelievable.

904
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,720
It's Quasti.

905
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,320
His skin. Yes.

906
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,600
It's smooth and warm and thick.

907
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:21,000
I never thought it could be you.

908
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,880
I have underestimated
your unscrupulousness.

909
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,440
Unscrupulousness?

910
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,000
That sounds beautiful.

911
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,040
What does that mean?

912
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,640
It means… knowing what you want.

913
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,040
Yes.

914
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,320
That's me.

915
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,520
So?

916
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,040
Do you want to?

917
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,640
Maybe you will laugh.

918
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,480
I am unscrupulous too.

919
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,600
Great. Come with me.

920
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,400
I know this wonderful place.

921
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,400
Come with me.
I have to show you something.

922
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,120
Come with me.
Mauli. Walter. We are shooting.

923
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,320
Follow me.

924
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,240
Now they spend all this money on sports
and no one cares about sound techniques.

925
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,200
Mauli. Come on, please.

926
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,240
I have to show you something. Come on.

927
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,880
Pascal.

928
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,360
Okay if it's that important,
let's go with her.

929
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,600
Wilma?

930
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,680
Come on. Look inside.

931
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,720
What's in there? Just Anna.

932
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,680
Have a look.

933
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,640
-Why?
-Look, what your sister is doing.

934
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,200
What are you up to?

935
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,320
That's unbelievable.

936
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,480
You bastard. You bloody bastard. Stop it.

937
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,920
It's not what it looks like, please.

938
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,440
Out. Fuck off. Or I will kill you.
I promise I will kill you.

939
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:32,400
It's not what you think, really.
It's a misunderstanding…

940
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,600
Jesus, Alina. I haven't done anything.

941
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,280
Out of my way. Jesus.

942
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,400
Wait. I'll be back in a second.

943
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,000
Alina. Please.
Besides she's over eighteen.

944
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,920
And it wasn't her first time.

945
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,400
-Please, listen. Who do you take me for?
-For who you are.

946
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,920
Come on. Don't be so uptight.

947
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,640
That's the most natural thing on earth.

948
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,680
Alina…

949
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,000
We could pay him back.

950
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,000
Documenting…

951
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,400
It means telling something.
To make a document.

952
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,760
And the first movie ever--

953
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,200
-Right, it was…
-A documentary, exactly.

954
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,280
Where did you get that chicken?

955
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,840
From the village.
There's a chicken rotisserie.

956
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,280
Your food is unbearable.

957
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,440
-Why don't you ask if I want some too?
-Why should I?

958
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,600
-I'm supposed to buy it for you?
-I would have paid for it.

959
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,560
Thank you.

960
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,280
Hey. What about us?

961
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,320
Why don't we get any mushrooms?

962
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,720
Because there weren't any left.
And he was first.

963
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,400
Alina, darling. You are a genius.

964
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,640
We can't do this.

965
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,680
Yes, we can.
We do what we have to. It's not personal.

966
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,840
This is not personal.

967
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,120
No. Don't. Please don't. Spit it out.

968
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,320
-Spit it out.
-I already swallowed them.

969
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,280
-Spit it out.
-I just swallowed it.

970
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,200
-Spit it out.
-These are mine.

971
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,920
-Don't touch my plate.
-These are my mushrooms.

972
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,880
Are you crazy?

973
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,280
Alina. Jesus. Hello, hello. Stay with me.

974
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,480
Hello, hello. Come on, come on.

975
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:20,080
Hey, hey…
Everything is fine. Everything is fine.

976
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,280
All this talk about doomsday…

977
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,720
It's becoming too much for you, isn't it?

978
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,800
I know what a sensitive person you are.

979
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,120
But everything is fine.
We are all here for you.

980
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,400
-Okay?
-Yes.

981
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,960
Throw them away. Please throw them away.

982
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:48,120
Mushrooms are gone.
But we still have rice with vegetables.

983
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:52,600
-And where is this rice with vegetables?
-It's here. It's here.

984
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,680
Here.

985
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,200
This is good, right?

986
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,600
-Walter.
-Yes?

987
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,000
I know a joke.

988
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:16,560
Little Fritzi interns
with a sound engineer.

989
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,120
Thank you.

990
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:24,120
After the first day the sound engineer
asks Fritzi,

991
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,920
"What do you think?
Do you like this profession?"

992
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,120
Fritzi answers, "No I don't,

993
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,240
but my brother would like it,
that lazy bastard."

994
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,120
Awesome joke.

995
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:44,320
Tomorrow when the weather is calm,
we can go sailing.

996
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,040
Because I am the owner
of a sail boat on the Schwarzsee.

997
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:54,200
Hopefully the cool Puff Daddy version
and not this bloody Sting.

998
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:59,520
Hello, hello, hello.
Sting isn't silly. He is my hero.

999
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,840
Come on. Shit. Sting that fag.

1000
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,360
Don't call him fag.

1001
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,200
He does tantra.

1002
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:17,600
-Hey. Play something I can dance to.
-Right. Yes, some dance music.

1003
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,400
Without feet I can walk to you.

1004
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:25,360
-Come on guys, we will shoot this.
-No. Not again.

1005
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,960
Do you want to dance Maria?

1006
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:38,080
Blind my eyes
and I'll still be able to see you.

1007
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:42,880
Deafen my ears,
and I'll still be able to hear you.

1008
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:50,400
Throw away my feet,
and I'll still be able to follow you…

1009
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,400
-Or something like that.
-What's wrong with you Schorschi?

1010
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,200
-Oh, God. He is poisoned after all.
-Schorschi.

1011
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,920
Everything is fine.

1012
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,000
-The key.
-What?

1013
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,600
I am yours, you are mine.

1014
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,800
Deep within my heart.

1015
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,120
But I have lost the key.

1016
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:19,520
And there you will ever stay
deep within my heart.

1017
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:42,600
Great.

1018
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,960
Schorschi.

1019
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,520
Schorschi. Schorsch… Oh, Jesus.

1020
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,520
Oh, Lord.

1021
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,560
He's puking. Oh, God.

1022
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,280
Thank God, he's puking.

1023
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,880
Now into the bucket.

1024
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,120
Oh, yes. Thank God.

1025
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,480
Sounds like a rutting stag.

1026
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,480
-Come on.
-Come on, up we go.

1027
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,920
It's okay. He vomited up everything.

1028
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,120
-Great.
-Yes.

1029
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,800
Thank God.

1030
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,880
-Right.
-Thank God.

1031
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,840
-Alina. Let's go. Come on.
-Thank you, God.

1032
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,080
-Come on. Come on…
-Dear God.

1033
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,520
Come on let's go to bed now.

1034
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,920
Bye.

1035
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,720
I'm sick of all this shit.

1036
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,160
Where is Walter?

1037
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,200
Look, there are the bananas.

1038
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,520
Look he is sleeping.

1039
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,760
Eating and sleeping. Typical.

1040
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:43,000
-We should film him while he sleeps.
-Yeah let's do that.

1041
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,200
No, Melvin.

1042
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,600
What's wrong with him?

1043
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,520
Shit.

1044
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,120
We have to bury him deep enough.

1045
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,040
So that the foxes can't get him.

1046
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,840
He didn't deserve this.

1047
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:02,000
Yes. This is all Schorsch's fault.
All of it.

1048
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,720
You know he tried to
warn us about Schorsch.

1049
01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:09,760
But like an idiot, I wouldn't listen.

1050
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,240
I wouldn't miss Schorsch if…

1051
01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,560
Quite the opposite.

1052
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,319
It would be a big favor to humanity.

1053
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:21,600
-Right.
-Yes, exactly.

1054
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,920
He had us shooting at each other.

1055
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:30,600
He manipulated us into our worst selves.

1056
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,200
He should be the one lying here, buried.

1057
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,600
We have to save the new age from him.

1058
01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:41,680
Yes.

1059
01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:44,479
-Yes.
-Right.

1060
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,439
-Okay.
-Yes.

1061
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,840
-That's the one. Right over there.
-Okay, okay.

1062
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,640
For a new age.

1063
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,680
-For a new age.
-For a new age.

1064
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,320
-Good morning.
-Morning.

1065
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,000
Smells really good. Thanks.

1066
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,320
This coffee's delicious.

1067
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,600
Where… Where is your sound clown?

1068
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,360
Perfect weather today.

1069
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,400
Perfect for sailing.

1070
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,120
-Are you alright?
-Yes.

1071
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,640
-Well, does anybody want to go sailing?
-Me.

1072
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,800
I own a boat on the Schwarzsee.

1073
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:36,040
I'm totally on board.

1074
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,280
No. I need you in the tunnel today.

1075
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:41,120
-Oh, come on.
-No, we are not on vacation here.

1076
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,600
Right. He can't do everything on his own.

1077
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,760
Melvin has two left hands.

1078
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,400
Come on please. Schorsch invited me.

1079
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:51,360
-No.
-Clemens please.

1080
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:54,120
-No.
-Okay. Well then…

1081
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,400
Have fun and see you then.

1082
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,880
-Have fun too.
-See you later.

1083
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,640
-Why can't I go sailing too?
-See you later.

1084
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,240
You can go sailing later.

1085
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,480
-Just because Melvin is a fool or what?
-He's not a fool.

1086
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:09,800
See you later.

1087
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,760
He is gone. Come on.

1088
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,200
BOOKBINDER

1089
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,000
Come on Schorschi, Schorschi.

1090
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,320
Shit.

1091
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,480
Shit. This asshole is always lucky.

1092
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:29,360
He's always lucky.

1093
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:44,680
And what should we do now?

1094
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,600
-Should we follow him?
-Yes.

1095
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,960
Yes. We should have a look.

1096
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,920
Do you have a signal here?

1097
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,960
There's a guy lying over there.
He's dying.

1098
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,680
We need to call the ambulance.

1099
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:32,520
Oh, Jesus. Look at that.

1100
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,080
Mauli, Mauli. Look.

1101
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,000
Distract him.

1102
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,440
Distract him, distract him.

1103
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,000
What are you doing?

1104
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:29,000
Don't you think, that the case
belongs to the one who found it?

1105
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,000
Do you think I didn't see it?

1106
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,680
There's your proof.
Your selfish new boyfriend, right?

1107
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:38,360
A man is dying over there
and all he thinks about

1108
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:41,040
-is stealing his money.
-Shut the fuck up.

1109
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,000
What would you even do
with all that money?

1110
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,480
Be smart. Give it to me.

1111
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,560
I can invest it for you.
You don't know what to do with it.

1112
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,200
I don't give a shit.

1113
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,640
And what will you do now?

1114
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,320
Just blow through all that money?

1115
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,560
When it's gone, you will come back
to uncle Schorschi and let me screw you.

1116
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,960
And what for?
A shitty cellar and a gas mask…

1117
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:14,080
And if your ass were half as hot
as my ex's, I would fuck you too.

1118
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,880
-Chickenshit. Go on. Do it.
-No, stop.

1119
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,120
-Do it.
-No, stop it.

1120
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:20,360
Come on. Shoot.

1121
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,200
Let's go.

1122
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,520
I'm counting this stack.

1123
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,720
You count this one…
I'll count the bottom tiers.

1124
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:13,920
Two…

1125
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,920
-How much is it?
-It must be a million.

1126
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,800
No, it's much more. Much more.

1127
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,480
Listen. These are more
than a hundred stacks.

1128
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,320
And there are more.

1129
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,040
Hey. How much is a stack?

1130
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,400
Each one has a hundred
five-hundred euro notes.

1131
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:31,520
Two times two hundred and twenty stacks…

1132
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,120
-How much is it?
-500 times four hundred equals…

1133
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:38,920
No, one moment… Wait.
It's eleven million.

1134
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:45,240
That's a… That's a XF-9005E.

1135
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:50,360
Okay. But I want to suggest, we split it
three ways. Fair and square, okay?

1136
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,720
But the film crew gets less.

1137
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,600
No way. We stuck our
necks out like everyone else.

1138
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:57,280
-We have to look after Anna.
-And Maria.

1139
01:18:57,360 --> 01:19:00,000
How do we handle this now?
Should we tell the others…

1140
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:02,800
when we come back to the villa?
Should we mention it?

1141
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:05,720
-We don't have to tell them. Do we?
-No.

1142
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,000
Not telling.

1143
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,400
I was looking in that yachting magazine
I found.

1144
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:17,720
Let's sail around the world three times.

1145
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:22,000
No. At least four times.
Four times around the whole world.

1146
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:25,400
That's awesome. Insanely awesome.

1147
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,800
Hey, I'm going to get a boob job.

1148
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,360
-Yes…
-Me too.

1149
01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:33,320
Really big ones.

1150
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,600
-Not to be anti-feminist, but--
-Just like Maria. Like Maria.

1151
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,120
-Me too.
-So much money.

1152
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:45,000
Around the world. Oh, and we can stop
at Monte Carlo, right?

1153
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,120
With a big fat yacht and bouncing boobs.

1154
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,040
Filthy, stinking rich in Monte Carlo.

1155
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,480
-You are nuts. Really.
-What?

1156
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,000
-Why are we leaving?
-Please, shut up.

1157
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,240
-Forget it. Here.
-What?

1158
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,400
-All for me?.
-Yes. All for you. Let's go.

1159
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,800
What's wrong, Anna.? Come on.

1160
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:10,680
I don't want to go with you.
I want to stay here.

1161
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:14,320
-In the tunnel and the house.
-But Anna, it isn't ready…

1162
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,000
Sure it is.

1163
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,880
So, when should we come and get you?

1164
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:21,800
Never.

1165
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:26,320
-Never.
-You can't argue with her.

1166
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,920
Okay. We pick her up in a few days. Okay?

1167
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,600
BOOKBINDER
RENT-A-CAR

1168
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,800
I just had an idea.
A new title for my book.

1169
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,320
Apocalypse Now? No, Thank You.

1170
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:55,160
The miscalculations of doomsday experts.

1171
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:56,520
Awesome.

1172
01:20:57,240 --> 01:21:00,160
From now on I will only
make movies for the internet.

1173
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:04,000
Shows about beaches and handsome men…

1174
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:08,080
And the title: Hot Naked Men in the Sun.

1175
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,600
Great. I'll help with the research.

1176
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,320
Wladi?

1177
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:14,920
I am chosen.

1178
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,080
Really.

1179
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:22,480
I've experienced the intention
of the universe. Delightful.

1180
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:24,960
You're such a dope. I wanted a Coke light.

1181
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:29,000
You know what? I'll buy a brothel.

1182
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:32,080
-Pasi, could you please stop?
-What?

1183
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,560
-Bye, bye, Pussycat.
-No.

1184
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:37,120
We will found a school,
where I can teach people

1185
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:40,440
about the secret intentions
of the universe.

1186
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,800
Do you understand?

1187
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,920
Yes.

1188
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,080
All funded by tax-free donations.

1189
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:48,400
-So.
-No.

1190
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:49,640
-Hey?
-Bye, bye.

1191
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,200
Hey.

1192
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:57,200
Hello? Guys? Stop.
Hey guys. Hello.

1193
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,280
She will find someone new.

1194
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,000
In California there are great
toy boy agencies.

1195
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,000
The helicopter will be ready at ten,
right?

1196
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,880
Usually that's too early…

1197
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,520
Right, but later the snow will be too wet.

1198
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:47,480
If you think so…

1199
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,920
-Do you know the helicopter team?
-No.

1200
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,200
Incredible.

1201
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:03,760
It's nice to be
comfortable financially, I mean.

1202
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,120
Garçon, l'addition.



