1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,289 ♪ Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee ♪ 4 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,552 ♪ dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee ♪ 5 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,945 ♪ dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee ♪ 6 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,425 ♪ dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee. ♪ 7 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,079 Alright. Been working on a new take. 8 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,820 Alright, let's hear it. 9 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,649 - I'm still formulating it. - Then why did you bring it up? 10 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,219 Okay, fine. So let's say two dudes made the game. 11 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,611 Okay. 12 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,309 And whether they are actual brothers 13 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:50,659 or more like, you know, brothers from another mother, 14 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:51,964 soulmate-type dudes... - Like us. 15 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,097 - Yeah, like team, you know? - Yep. 16 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:57,666 Every team needs a mascot, and some would argue 17 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,843 that Mario is the maybe more attractive one. 18 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,888 - No, they have the same face. - No, they didn't. 19 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,150 Yeah, they did. 20 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,500 Luigi was literally the same guy. 21 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,631 Just a different color. 22 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,068 No, no, in the first one, he was, 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,678 but they eventually became their own people. 24 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:11,549 Yeah. By became their own people, 25 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,161 you mean they stretched out Mario to make Luigi? Sure. 26 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,640 Dude, whatever. It doesn't matter. 27 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,120 It's not the point. 28 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,904 Okay, then, Billy. What is your point? 29 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,690 I'm sorry. You got somewhere you need to be right now? 30 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:23,126 - No, man. - You busy? 31 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:26,086 I'm just on pins and needles, honestly. 32 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,740 The point, my friend Ray, 33 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,917 is that someone is still the face of the operation. 34 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,441 Okay, but why? 35 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,616 Because somebody's got to be the leader. 36 00:01:35,616 --> 00:01:37,923 Or appear to be the leader. 37 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,144 That's fine. 38 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:45,017 Someone has to look like they are in charge. 39 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,715 So one brother steps into that role 40 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:47,977 and the other one kind of becomes like-- 41 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,631 What, the sidekick? 42 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,720 No, man, I was gonna say, like the secret sauce. 43 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,376 You mean like the man behind the curtain? 44 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,073 Whatever, man. Same thing. 45 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,944 So, look, anyhow, this got me thinking 46 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:01,164 about dude relationships and maybe how these guys had, 47 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,775 like, a similar dynamic in real life, right? 48 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:07,127 You know, like, one of them speaks for both of them, 49 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,085 but in reality, behind the scenes, 50 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,218 the other one... - The secret sauce. 51 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,784 - That's right. - Gotcha. 52 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,134 And you know how like 53 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,571 when people are making something, 54 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:19,051 like, they don't realize it, they kind of put themselves, 55 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,488 like, in the thing? - I do. Yeah. 56 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,185 We reflect ourselves in the things that we do. 57 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:25,493 Exactly. So these dudes, they don't realize it, right? 58 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,103 But they put their relationship in the game. 59 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:29,975 And now here we are wondering like, 60 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,543 "Oh, why is Mario in charge?" 61 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:37,244 Alright, go ahead. - What? 62 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,723 I know you think it's stupid. 63 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,377 - I didn't say that. - Well, you don't have to. 64 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,553 I actually didn't say anything. 65 00:02:45,555 --> 00:02:47,036 I hate it when you do that. 66 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:50,213 Do what? 67 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,997 Okay, look, man. 68 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,216 That's your whole theory? 69 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,263 It took you two weeks to come up with that? 70 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,743 I didn't say it was the whole-- It's half-baked, man. 71 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,397 You made me tell it to you too soon. 72 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,138 That's why it sounds dumb. 73 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,661 Because there's so much more to expound upon, right? 74 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,577 It's just plenteous with depths to mine? 75 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,841 I'm being facetious. 76 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,887 That means I'm kidding. 77 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:14,324 Don't-- don't-- don't do-- don't do that. 78 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,021 I know. - Don't do what? 79 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,936 - I know what that means. - Unnnnh. 80 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,200 Do you? 81 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,158 You know what? 82 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:26,466 You mispronounce the word capricious one-- one time. 83 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:29,557 One fucking time, you know. 84 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:33,865 Yeah, well, you showed them, didn't you? 85 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,347 - That's not funny. - It's a little funny. 86 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,740 It's not that funny. It hurts my feelings. 87 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,698 Oh, you gonna try to take me out, too? 88 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:43,658 Oh, you'll never survive without me. 89 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:46,269 - Oh, shit. - You want some of this? 90 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,010 Whoo! Here we go. - Oh! 91 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,881 - Truce! Jinx! - Truce! Jinx! 92 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,231 Okay. Alright. We're even now. Even now? 93 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,884 Oh. You know what? Just admit it. 94 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,234 You love my theories. You love hearing them. 95 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,713 Don't even flatter yourself. 96 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,454 You want a theory? How about this? 97 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,978 What if Mario goes by their surname? 98 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,329 Like Luigi's full name is Luigi Mario. 99 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,026 Wait, then what's Mario's first name? 100 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,724 It's "Mare-io" Mario to differentiate. 101 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:07,986 That's so dumb. 102 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,771 I'm gonna go jump in the shower. 103 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,033 - I got first shower. Unh-unh. - Alright. You can go first. 104 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,295 Wait, wait. Where are you going? 105 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,644 - I'm gonna keep running. - No, you're not. 106 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,820 You ain't going anywhere without me. No. 107 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,560 I don't want you to run without me. 108 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,563 Let me go, dude. I'm going to take a goddamn shower. 109 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:22,349 I'm gonna lock this shit up. No! 110 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,568 You are a giant man baby! 111 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,266 Fuck! 112 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:52,683 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 113 00:04:56,252 --> 00:05:00,474 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 114 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:20,407 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 115 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:39,730 ♪ Ha ha 116 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:50,350 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 117 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:58,227 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 118 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:03,145 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 119 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:14,025 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 120 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:19,422 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 121 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:32,000 Oh, my God. Jesus. 122 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,393 Need some help? 123 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,830 - What? - Stream of conscious format 124 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,440 leaves a lot of the heavy lifting to the reader. 125 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,224 It's admittedly not the easiest. 126 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:40,487 No, I'm just trying to follow along 127 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,967 with all these freaking footnotes. 128 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,316 Couldn't you have stocked this place 129 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,666 with some more laid-back reads? 130 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:48,016 - I built it, I fill it. - You-- 131 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,497 Well, you didn't literally build this place, right? 132 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,151 Yeah, but I did literally save your ass, Billy, so... 133 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:56,067 I'm just saying, throw in a couple of beach reads, man, 134 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,461 and not books you would read on the beach 135 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,245 like Hamilton or... 136 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:02,117 Frederick Douglass has got a nice one. 137 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,118 Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 138 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,511 Normal-people beach reads. 139 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,774 Aren't beach reads whatever you enjoy, man? 140 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 No, they're not. They're easy entertainment. 141 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,604 That's why they call them Beach reads. Okay? 142 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,562 You're on vacation. You don't have to work that hard. 143 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:16,697 Would you call this a vacation, Billy? 144 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:19,047 - Easy entertainment. - Yeah. 145 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:22,659 No tiny little footnotes all over the place. 146 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,663 And who doesn't use quotes when someone's talking? 147 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:30,145 I mean, I can never tell who's speaking. 148 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:33,104 Is it him or is it her? - There is no her. 149 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,497 What are you talking about? 150 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,543 It takes place inside of a men's prison. 151 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,896 Wait, wait. Hold on. 152 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,419 So it's two... 153 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,247 Did you-- did you read the words? 154 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,162 So when they're... 155 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,555 Like, um... 156 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:56,432 Well, I may have jacked off to some stuff 157 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,478 I didn't totally understand. 158 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,262 Yeah. 159 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:03,570 Speaking of which, you and I need to do a little regroup 160 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,442 on the rules, my friend. - What's that? 161 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,923 Look, I get it. Sometimes you're in bed. 162 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,578 You just got to take care of something real quick. 163 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,668 But it's hard to pretend that you don't know what's happening 164 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:17,148 when, you know, you hear the little squeaking, 165 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,107 squeaking coming from the bed next door. 166 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,543 And I'm not trying to be critical. 167 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,457 I'll admit I've done it. 168 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:25,417 Not in the bathroom a couple of times myself over the years. 169 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,551 Yeah, more than a couple times. 170 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,902 But how does a brilliant person such as yourself 171 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:34,251 design this place... - Oh, shit. 172 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,905 ...and not come up with a better system? 173 00:08:35,905 --> 00:08:38,429 I mean, it's not like we can put a sock on the door 174 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:40,215 in here, you know? 175 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:43,087 God. I miss college. 176 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:48,397 Fuck. I miss... sex. 177 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:49,833 Don't you? 178 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,098 Dude, are you even listening to me? 179 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,404 Are you-- What are you-- Ray-- 180 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:58,450 - Yeah. - Oh, shit. 181 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,888 Another one? - Yeah. 182 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:03,934 What is that? Two left now? Should we be worried? 183 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,894 Uh... It'll be okay. 184 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,548 Okay, good. 'Cause on the bright side, 185 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,202 I'm really hoping this means we can have fish tonight. 186 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,335 Yes, we could. 187 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,250 Yes. Yes. 188 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,165 Which one is it, by the way? 189 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:20,560 It's, um, Sam. 190 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,518 - Oh, that's kind of sad. - Yeah. 191 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,694 Let me get dinner ready. - Yeah. 192 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,871 Diane, what are you gonna do without your Sam? 193 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,267 Guess they weren't meant to be after all, huh? 194 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,008 Guess not. 195 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,099 Now you're stuck with Woody. 196 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,493 Here. You want some of this? 197 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,626 That is all yours, my friend. 198 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,586 I feel bad eating Sam, but I needed this. 199 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,327 I really needed this. - You shouldn't feel bad. 200 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,634 - But it's Sam. - I know. 201 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,157 We've known him his whole little fishy life. 202 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:55,029 I know, but it's part of the design, right? 203 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,596 Yeah. Speaking of, how is the cycling 204 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,901 gonna keep cycling if we lose one more? 205 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,469 You know, are we gonna be all right? 206 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,340 Yeah, it'll be okay. 207 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:06,040 I can't wait for the day when you don't say "We'll be okay." 208 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,478 Actually, I can wait. 209 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,959 But you know who can't? 210 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,700 - We doing it? - We're doing it. 211 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,310 - We're doing it. - Oh, you know we're gonna do it. 212 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,704 It's tradition. Alright. 213 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:22,230 We are gathered here today to commemorate Sam-- 214 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,449 Come on, man. Get it up. Reverence. 215 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,104 - Got it. - Thank you very much. 216 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,716 Sammy, we thank you for giving your life for your country. 217 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,632 As President, I hereby confer upon you 218 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,068 the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 219 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,765 I'm sorry I don't have any physical medals. 220 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,898 Those were all destroyed. 221 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:42,424 But the honor doesn't mean any less than the actual medals 222 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,688 I would have given to actual people 223 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:49,605 if they were still here. 224 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:50,867 Should I have given out more medals 225 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,390 when I had the chance, by the way? 226 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,175 Well, you were only president for 14 months. 227 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,090 Well, if you count the time we've been in here... 228 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,006 But I don't, so... 229 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,835 Well, poo on you, then. 230 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,968 You tasted fucking delicious, my friend. 231 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,188 Your Diane will miss you. 232 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:11,496 But sometimes we need to go to the place 233 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,629 where everybody knows your name. 234 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,370 And they are always glad you came. 235 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:19,026 For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. Amen. 236 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:22,986 Now give your son a goodbye kiss before I eat his face off. 237 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,902 Give it. Do it. - Oh! 238 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,904 No. No. Kiss. Kiss. 239 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,558 I cannot believe I just did that. 240 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:32,343 Yeah. Get in-- 241 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:37,697 Ray. - Hmm? 242 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,003 Who am I kissing? 243 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:43,093 You said this was Sam, but Sam didn't have 244 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,618 that little-- the little Goldie Hawn mole 245 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,230 right above his-- above his mouth there. 246 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,798 Did he? - No. 247 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:55,410 No, he didn't. So... 248 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,977 Diane did. 249 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,328 We ate Diane? 250 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,636 But, um... 251 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,772 Sh... 252 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,470 She was our last female. 253 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,127 - Oh, shit. - Hey... 254 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,870 It's gonna be okay. 255 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:25,222 Okay. Okay. Okay. 256 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,973 Ray? - Yeah. 257 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,151 I think we need to talk. 258 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,807 I know. 259 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,374 - I mean-- - I know, Billy. 260 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,810 We will figure something out. 261 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,552 How come you never taught me how to warp? 262 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,293 Huh? 263 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,425 You taught me all the moves in "Super Mario Brothers." 264 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,819 Every one. You never taught me how to warp. 265 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,255 To warp. 266 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,822 Yeah. To jump forward to different worlds 267 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,781 so you can finish the game. - I know what warping is. 268 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,260 Then why are you saying "to warp" 269 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,827 like I'm speaking pig Latin or something? 270 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,307 I don't know, I guess I just don't understand 271 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,830 why we're talking about warping right now. 272 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,527 Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was 273 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,964 for me to show up at Yale? 274 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,792 I'm the only one who doesn't know how to warp? 275 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,619 People were playing Nintendo at Yale? 276 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,578 - The cool ones were. - Billy, why are we talking 277 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,275 about "Super Mario Brothers" right now? 278 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,930 Because I don't like it when you handle me 279 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,627 or-- or-- or manage me. 280 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,151 And don't give me that face. 281 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,848 I know you know what I'm talking about. Okay? 282 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:30,200 You withhold info from me like warping and-- and Diane. 283 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,899 - It's called protecting. - I'm a grown man, okay? 284 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,596 I can handle the truth. - I don't think you can. 285 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,032 Dude, I ran the fucking country. 286 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,078 That's debatable. 287 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,470 Why do you keep things from me? 288 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,124 Because you are super touchy, Billy, 289 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,952 and you freak out. - I do not freak out! 290 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:47,043 As your friend, I try to guide the situation 291 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,002 at the right time into your purview 292 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:52,222 so that it is more palatable. 293 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,834 No more big words! No "purview," 294 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,662 no fucking "palatable." I want the truth. 295 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,926 - Okay. - Look at me. Give me the truth. 296 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,753 You want me to be honest with you? 297 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,973 - Yes. Yes. Please. - I will be honest with you. 298 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,671 Okay? The facts of the situation are 299 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,325 with no more female fish in the pond, 300 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,414 they have no ability to procreate. 301 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,894 Once the fish die off, 302 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,635 the pond will cease to be self-sustaining. 303 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,159 We will officially run out of food not long after that. 304 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:20,511 ♪ And then we will die as well 305 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,261 Okay. 306 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,620 That wasn't so hard. 307 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,966 What is it? 308 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,664 Why are we running? 309 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,970 We run every day. 310 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,930 Yeah, but why? 311 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,892 What's the point? 312 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,375 Fuss budget! 313 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,988 What-- What? What did you just say? 314 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,424 Called you a fussbudget. 315 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,252 I don't know what that means. 316 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,645 It means you're being fussy and you're taking up 317 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,256 emotional space with all your pouting. 318 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,171 Well, I'm sorry. I just don't understand 319 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,174 the point of continuing to run anymore. 320 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:02,004 And also, I think I have kind of a stomachache. 321 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,832 I know you don't have a stomachache. 322 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,139 You never have stomachaches. And the reason why I'm running 323 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,923 is because that's what we do every morning. 324 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,316 Respectfully, Ray, 325 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,971 you have no idea how I'm feeling, so fucketh off. 326 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,712 You know what? If it wasn't politically incorrect, 327 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,019 I'd call you a fucking pussy. 328 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,586 Look around, dude. 329 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,283 There's nobody here to correct you, so go ahead 330 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,938 and say what you want. I have a fucking stomachache! 331 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,941 Hey, Billy. You're a big, fat fucking pussy, bro. 332 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,160 What is it that I am? 333 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,683 You're a big, fat fucking pussy. 334 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:29,989 - Oh, okay. Okay. - You heard me. 335 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,555 Goddamn it. I just patched that. 336 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,992 Well, maybe you should have built a better dome. 337 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,384 Maybe if you had done your job, we wouldn't need 338 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,038 to live in a dome. You ever thought about-- 339 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,519 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Did it do anything? 340 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,434 No! It didn't do anything. 341 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,871 It's built to survive far more than your tantrums, man. 342 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,743 Oh, fuck. What does it matter? We're just gonna die anyway. 343 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,615 Goddammit. 344 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,226 Okay, William, I could try to explain to you 345 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,011 the real reason that I keep running, 346 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,187 but I don't think you want to hear it. 347 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,233 - Hear what? - You know. 348 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,368 - No. - Yes. 349 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,718 - No! Don't you fucking dare. - Bowling ball. 350 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,068 No, dude, that is bullshit, and you know it. 351 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,940 Okay? This is the end. This is real this time. 352 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,507 Calm the fuck down, dude. 353 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,640 I'm gonna find a way to keep us alive. 354 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,685 I just need you to believe. 355 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,426 Well, I don't believe, that's it. 356 00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:19,038 And don't fucking say that again. 357 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,083 - Bowling ball. - Aah! 358 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,867 Fine, Billy. 359 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,132 Alright? I'll be the only one over here 360 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,178 just trying to keep a modicum of hope alive. Alright? 361 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,542 - Are you serious? - What? 362 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,502 - What the fuck? - What the fuck is what? 363 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,286 What? His colors are all weird. 364 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,549 Look! 365 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:56,205 Ah, fuck it, man. We're dead anyway. 366 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:59,078 That's it. It's probably the same thing 367 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,297 that happened to Diane, you know? 368 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,909 There you go. 369 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,877 Look how sick he is. 370 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,792 I don't know. He seems different. 371 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:22,623 Diane didn't have these weird growths or change in pigment. 372 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,320 I don't know. - You don't know? 373 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,408 Yeah. 374 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,416 Huh. Check this out. 375 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,029 It just shed right off. 376 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:56,047 Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. It's real. We're gonna die. 377 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,745 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was being a dick. 378 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,486 We're gonna die this time. We're gonna die in here. 379 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:03,446 Oh, shit. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Oh. 380 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,101 Dude. 381 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,495 Come on. Calm down. It's gonna be okay. 382 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,061 Alright? - I got to spin it out. 383 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:13,064 Do your breathing exercises. Alright? 384 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,632 We don't-- We don't know that he's dying 385 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,591 or that it's the same thing that happened to Diane. 386 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,941 Diane was old. - Yeah, but he looks... 387 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,161 He looks so sick. - I know. 388 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,946 It just doesn't make any sense, man. 389 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,730 Something would have to be introduced 390 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,297 into its habitat, right? 391 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:33,215 The pond seal is solid, and we're sealed in here. 392 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,566 Unless... 393 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,575 What? 394 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,404 What, you think I did something? - I didn't... 395 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,015 That's the look you give me when you think I did something. 396 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,235 It was your job to check the ammonia levels last. 397 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,106 I did. Don't you think I've been in here long enough 398 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,630 to know how important this damn pond is? 399 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,415 I'm not a total fucking idiot. And by the way, 400 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,461 I'm not the genius that only put one pond 401 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:04,246 and a couple of plants in here for the whole fucking dome. 402 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,118 Oh, bro, you're lucky we even have one pond. 403 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,338 Because if I'd followed your shitty crayon drawings, 404 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,602 all we'd have is some video games and a toilet. 405 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:15,126 I'm just saying, if we're talking about track records... 406 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,998 Yeah, because your opinion of me hasn't changed since we were, 407 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,827 like, 6 years old. A person can change. 408 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,351 They can-- 409 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,266 Are you okay? 410 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,268 Oh, shit. 411 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,282 Don't tell me I don't have a fever. 412 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,371 I know I have a fever. - Alright. 413 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:43,633 - Don't-- - You know what? 414 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,939 - Yeah. - You have a fever. 415 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,288 - Are you serious? - You really do. 416 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,291 Shit. I knew it. I bet it was Diane. 417 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,337 Why did I eat the head? That was so stupid. 418 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,208 I don't think eating her head made you sick. 419 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,644 Well, you didn't eat her head, and you're not sick. 420 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,255 I think you just need to rest. 421 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,387 It's probably stress. Why don't you take a nap? 422 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,737 I'm not taking a nap. I don't want to go to sleep. 423 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,478 - Oh, my God. - I might not wake up. 424 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,698 - You're gonna be just fine. - You don't know that. 425 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:08,441 I'll check in on you. You call me if you need me. 426 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,312 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - What? 427 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,140 I don't know. 428 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,926 Thanks. 429 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,493 You're welcome. 430 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:54,748 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 431 00:21:54,748 --> 00:22:21,470 ♪ Do, bum, bum, do, do, bum, bum ♪ 432 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,743 Shit. 433 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,484 What the...? 434 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:05,487 Ray. 435 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,272 Get out here, please. What? 436 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,274 - What? - What the fuck is that? 437 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,714 Oh, I know. I mean, I don't know. 438 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,193 But, yeah. - You know? 439 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,847 It looks like the whole world is ending again. 440 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,370 No, we don't know anything. Might not be a bad thing. 441 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:20,676 You think this could be good? 442 00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,635 Dude, it could be a lot of things, right? 443 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:25,202 We got time to figure that shit out. 444 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:29,380 What's going on with you? 445 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,774 There's something else. 446 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,125 Something else? 447 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,651 It's remarkable. 448 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:42,219 It is remarkable, though not unprecedented. 449 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:45,919 Right? Nature is full of historical contingencies. 450 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,530 Nature. - Alright. 451 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,315 You're giving me, like, crazy college vibes right now. 452 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,969 Did you even sleep? 453 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,319 No, don't worry about that. It's good. Where was I? 454 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:57,931 - Uh, contingencies. - Yes, right. Thank you. 455 00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,673 Historical contingencies have been known to deviate, 456 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,457 become less predictable. 457 00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,285 So I started thinking about less predictable variables, 458 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,854 especially environmental factors and those that affect survival. 459 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,247 Then-- Hey-- I remembered back in my undergrad, 460 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:13,250 reading about the clownfish being protandrous. 461 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,774 Protandrous. Do you know what that means? 462 00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:16,515 Yeah. 463 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,519 I-- No. No. 464 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,433 Listen, it's okay. 465 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:24,435 I just need you to understand that there is a precedent here, 466 00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:26,699 because I need you to believe me when I tell you that-- 467 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,701 You know what? Just tell me what's wrong with Woody. 468 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,311 I don't think anything is wrong with Woody. 469 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:33,488 I think Woody is adapting. - Okay. Like how? 470 00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:35,577 Well, with fish, the anatomical boundary 471 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:39,059 between male and female is much more fluid than it is on land. 472 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,931 Like the clownfish that I mentioned, 473 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,454 when they lose their main female, 474 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:46,066 another male changes and takes her place. 475 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:50,766 His sex organs transform into female sex organs. 476 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,768 And in Woody's case... - So are you saying... 477 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,074 ...I think that Woody is undergoing 478 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,946 sequential hermaphroditism, right? 479 00:25:56,946 --> 00:26:02,604 Matured as one sex and is now changing into another. 480 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:05,825 Is this just like a theory of yours, 481 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,217 or is this something that actually happens in nature? 482 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,176 I can't find any historical evidence 483 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:11,091 that a fish like Woody has ever changed, 484 00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:13,876 but clams, the clownfish, shrimp-- 485 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:16,226 a bunch of others have. 486 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,837 Yeah. Yeah. But why now with Woody? 487 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:21,144 Because that's the... - The threat to survival. 488 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,103 I think this is Woody's way of opening 489 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,975 the door back up to reproduction, man. 490 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,064 Dude, dude, this is fucking nuts. 491 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,544 Fuck, yeah, it is. 492 00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:32,068 It's fucking insane, bro. - But it feels fast. 493 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,548 - It does. - Diane just died. 494 00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:35,028 It would be like evolution in two days. 495 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,812 I know, I know, but with no more females left, 496 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:39,336 there was a greater need for efficiency. 497 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:41,730 Are we talking like... 498 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,558 Like brand-new, yummy, baby fish? 499 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:46,169 I'm sure as shit hoping that that's where this leads to. 500 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:49,346 So maybe we're not gonna die? 501 00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:52,654 Well... 502 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,917 Holy shit! Yeah! 503 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,400 You said it. You said it. You said it. 504 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,881 I didn't believe you. You're always saying it. 505 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:03,578 You're always like, "Whoa, you know what? 506 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,188 We're gonna find a way." Dude. 507 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:08,061 - What? - Life finds a way. 508 00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,671 Oh, shit. 509 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,542 You didn't just quote "Jurassic Park," did you? 510 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,066 I think somebody else said it first. 511 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,676 Well, then, son, if that's what it takes for you 512 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,460 to get your head up around this thing, yeah, baby. 513 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:19,550 Life just found a motherfucking way. 514 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,902 I mean, Woody's a she. This is crazy. 515 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,121 Well, almost. I mean, anatomically, 516 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:26,688 from exterior observations, 517 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:30,605 he's nearly there, or she's nearly there. 518 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:33,826 And I would only presume that internal ovaries 519 00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:35,479 are progressing at a similar rate, 520 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:38,526 given that the testes absorption is nearly complete. 521 00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:40,789 Wait, what? Testes... 522 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:44,271 Absorption. Woody's... 523 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,708 Woody's 524 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,493 will soon no longer be. 525 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,024 What's going-- 526 00:27:58,024 --> 00:28:00,113 Where are you going? 527 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,724 This is a... 528 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,031 Woody, you just saved our lives. 529 00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:06,859 This is... 530 00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,730 - Oh! - What? 531 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,166 Oh! 532 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:12,865 Aah! - Aah! 533 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,518 Holy shit, bro. Where'd your dick go? 534 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:15,868 - It's there! - Where? 535 00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:17,739 - It's-- It's hiding. - Is it shrinking? 536 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,741 - No, it's not shrinking. - Let me see. 537 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,177 Wait, wait. You don't need those. 538 00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,483 - Let me see. - Wait. 539 00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:24,441 - I have a doctorate. - In biochemistry. 540 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,182 - Among other things. - Not the time to brag. 541 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:27,749 I'm just trying to see what's going on. 542 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:30,709 Okay, okay, okay. Just don't touch anything. 543 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,928 Alright? What's happening? What? 544 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:47,943 You see, that's-- that's-- I'm not-- 545 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:50,772 I'm not a fish turning into a lady fish. 546 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,774 I didn't say you were turning into a lady fish. 547 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,645 Good. Because that would be fucking insane. 548 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:57,997 I said you appeared to be exhibiting similarly to Woody. 549 00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:01,827 What? So you're saying I'm exhibiting turning into a woman? 550 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:05,178 Well, I'm saying that I think your biological sex organs 551 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,701 may be changing like Woody. - No. 552 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,224 What's happening to Woody has nothing to do 553 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,617 with this situation. 554 00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,227 I think you maybe have a point there. 555 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:12,881 I don't think Woody is causing this. 556 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,317 I think you're separately, but convergently evolving. 557 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,841 Say what? 558 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,625 It's what happens when two different species 559 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,889 evolve similarly based upon similar environmental pressures. 560 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:22,543 In this case, the threat of extinction. 561 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:24,023 I don't want to hear about evolution. 562 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,199 Am I losing my dick? Yes or no? 563 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:28,462 Not entirely. 564 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:31,160 I think it's gonna become your clitoris. 565 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,471 My clitoris. 566 00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:41,040 Because I'm getting... a vagina? 567 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:54,183 No-- No, that's not happening. 568 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:56,359 You're gonna take this and you're gonna go back 569 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,926 and you're gonna do some more research 570 00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:00,102 and some more calculations because that's wrong. 571 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,930 That's impossible what you're talking about there. 572 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,714 The impossible is happening. 573 00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:04,977 Are you fucking smiling right now? 574 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,456 - I'm sorry. - Don't you fucking smile. 575 00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:07,980 - It's just incredible, man. - I fail to see 576 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,720 how this is incredible. - Scientifically speaking. 577 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,420 It's what you said, Billy, life is finding a way. 578 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:15,465 I was just excited when I said that. 579 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:16,858 This is what's happening. 580 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:20,862 We may be watching accelerated evolution. 581 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:27,956 I just... I want it to be something else. 582 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:30,219 I want it to be I got cold. 583 00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:33,744 I want it to be I'm getting old and it's shrinking up. 584 00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:36,704 Like I saw my grandpa in a shower and it was like half. 585 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:40,403 Hey, listen, it's just-- Will you hold on for one second? 586 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:42,579 Just hold on. Hold on for one second. 587 00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:44,843 - Sure. I'll just hold on. - Here we go. 588 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,105 - No problem. - Here we go. 589 00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:47,454 - I don't want that. - Take this. 590 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:48,672 - I don't want it. - No, you need to see. 591 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:50,457 Okay? Trust me. 592 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:53,112 It's more than just your penis. 593 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,549 Just look. 594 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,555 What do you mean, more? 595 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:07,039 Oh, my God. What is-- 596 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:11,086 Is my sack stretching or is it tearing? 597 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,522 What? What is that? 598 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:14,437 That's your scrotum's raphe line, buddy. 599 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,004 - Raphe-- What? - Yeah, it's okay. 600 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:20,487 I think it's just opening back up, you know? 601 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,663 What the fuck do you mean? Opening back up? 602 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,317 Don't tell me that's okay. 603 00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:26,493 It starts like that in early embryonic development. 604 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,408 And then for dudes, it closes up to make your ball sack. 605 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,932 So I'm thinking it's just, you know, reverting back. 606 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,716 Where the hell are my balls gonna go? 607 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,675 Oh, God, I'm gonna pass out. I'm passing out. 608 00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:35,937 Don't pass out. 609 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,634 Stop trying to control the situation. 610 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:39,506 Okay? This is my situation, 611 00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:41,682 and I still haven't seen enough to prove this theory of yours. 612 00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:44,163 You said this was impossible. Okay? If it's impossible, 613 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:47,166 there has to be a rational explanation. 614 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,168 Don't-- Don't you dare fucking say that right now. 615 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:50,952 Say what? 616 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:53,259 This has nothing to do with your stupid bowling-ball theory. 617 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:56,610 Okay? Ray, listen to me. This is reality. 618 00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,307 This is my life. This is my balls. 619 00:31:58,307 --> 00:32:00,353 Hey, man. There was a bowling ball, Billy. 620 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:02,050 Well, you know, I wasn't there, 621 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,965 so I'm calling bullshit on that and bullshit on this. 622 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,272 So what do you want to do, man? Just wait and see? 623 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,102 I just-- Can you-- 624 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:12,365 Can you just give me, like, a minute? I'm sorry. 625 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,019 It's okay. I'll leave you alone. 626 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,717 - I'm sorry. - I'll go check on Woody. 627 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,023 You need anything? - Yeah. 628 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,546 Could you stop saying that, please? 629 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,026 Yeah, man. I said no more bowling balls. 630 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,115 No, no, Woody. 631 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:24,420 But, yeah, now that you mention it, 632 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,248 balls, too. 633 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:45,485 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 634 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,487 Wow. 635 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,880 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 636 00:32:52,361 --> 00:33:10,205 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 637 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:13,774 This is gonna take him a while to accept. 638 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:18,909 It's hard to ignore, but it's something that's happening. 639 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,006 Add to that, this random green light 640 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,182 suddenly appears out of nowhere and... 641 00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:37,276 ...everything is feeling a bit unbelievable. 642 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:43,934 And we all know that Billy does not do well with unbelievable. 643 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:53,814 When I was 8, my mom hired a magician for my birthday party. 644 00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:57,600 This guy sets up a big white pad of paper on an easel, 645 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,037 and he flips through the whole thing. 646 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,126 That shows that all the pages are blank 647 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,738 and that there's nothing hidden on the inside. 648 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:08,829 And then he asks me, What do I want for my birthday? 649 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:12,137 And I say, "A bowling ball." 650 00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:16,576 So he draws one-- 651 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:19,013 big, round circle with three small holes. 652 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:21,146 It's to proportion, 653 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:24,757 and then he hands me the marker, 654 00:34:24,757 --> 00:34:30,024 closes the pad and motions for me to step back. 655 00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:34,333 And as I do, he opens the pad back up 656 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:37,726 and out drops... 657 00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:45,779 Hey. Billy. 658 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:47,346 Billy? - What the fuck, man? 659 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,521 Just making sure you're okay. 660 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:51,306 I was-- I was okay. Jesus. 661 00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:53,699 - Can I get you anything? - No, I'm trying to sleep. 662 00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:58,139 How's it going down there? 663 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,533 I can't hear you under the covers. 664 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,143 I asked if there's any more progress. 665 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:04,493 - Ew! - I know. Sorry. 666 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,930 Leave me alone, man. Leave me alone. 667 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,542 Alright. 668 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,717 Let me know if you need anything, okay? 669 00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:13,763 - Mnh. - Ahh. 670 00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:34,480 ♪ Te-da-lo, te-da-lo, te-da-lo, te-da-lo ♪ 671 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:23,398 - Are you hot? - Mnh-mnh. 672 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,626 - What was that? - What was what? 673 00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,065 You don't have to let me win 674 00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:39,632 just because you feel bad for me, Ray. 675 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,200 Why would I feel bad for you? Hmm? 676 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,375 It's your move. 677 00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:52,514 Dude, why wouldn't you take the kill? 678 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,951 - Because I want to earn my win. - Since when? 679 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,131 What? 680 00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:08,400 - You notice it's growing. - What? 681 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,010 Green light. It's growing. 682 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,447 - Wait. Are you sure? - Positive. 683 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:15,450 It's definitely gotten bigger since yesterday. 684 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:20,194 Great. Something else fucking scary to be dea-- 685 00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:23,371 Be nice to at least know what it is, you know? 686 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:24,894 Yeah, it would. 687 00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:28,507 But not knowing kind of keeps hope alive. 688 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:34,513 You-- You-- 689 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:35,949 You know what? I... 690 00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:40,040 Maybe this is a good spot to just take a little break. 691 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,563 Okay? - We're almost done. 692 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,742 What, I smell or something? 693 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:50,093 No, no, it's just different. 694 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,055 Nice. 695 00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:41,710 Nice. 696 00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:53,156 Why me? Why not you? 697 00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:54,636 I'm way more masculine than you. 698 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,334 Sorry. 699 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,814 No, you're not. 700 00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:00,947 Look, the movie "Sneakers" is emotional. 701 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:02,601 That wasn't my fault. 702 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,385 Okay, Billy, masculinity has nothing to do with it. 703 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,431 Scientifically, I guess it's about which body 704 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:08,955 is better equipped for transformation. 705 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,913 How does that not speak to my masculinity? 706 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,480 You're not the first person to have genitals 707 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,743 they don't want. - It's easy for you to say. 708 00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:17,050 I want to keep my fucking dick. 709 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,879 This is bullshit. There's literally no reason 710 00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:22,272 this should be happening to me versus you. 711 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,667 Maybe. 712 00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:32,021 Oh, you think this is my fault. 713 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:34,459 Us being here is just as much my fault as it is yours. 714 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:35,677 Bullshit. You don't believe that. 715 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,331 Oh, please, I do. 716 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:38,550 Because I'm the one who put a fucking meat puppet 717 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:39,986 in the White House. 718 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:41,727 Switch. 719 00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:44,991 Dude. I said switch, you fucking idiot. 720 00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:48,168 Don't call me a puppet and don't call me a fucking idiot. 721 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,735 I did way more than that and you know it. 722 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:51,693 You're just being too big of an asshole to admit it. 723 00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:53,173 Dude, you're right because it would have been better 724 00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:54,914 if you'd done nothing rather than all 725 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,437 the horrendous shit you did do. 726 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,873 Do you think this is equitable retribution? 727 00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:00,572 Oh, look who's got the big words now. 728 00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:03,662 - Fuck you, man. Fuck off. - Fuck you, Dude. 729 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,664 I can't believe you were the fucking president, bro, 730 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:08,449 because you fucking sucked! 731 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:23,725 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 732 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,323 Occupied. 733 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,080 You know... 734 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,691 I think I may go mad in here 735 00:42:43,691 --> 00:42:46,912 if two fish are the only people that I have left to talk to. 736 00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:58,140 Hey, you guys know I'm a registered Democrat? 737 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,318 Yeah. 738 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:06,105 I never deliberately kept that from Billy. 739 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:09,674 Pretty sure he knew and just chose to ignore it. 740 00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:14,853 It's always been easier for him to play ignorant rather than, 741 00:43:14,853 --> 00:43:19,858 say, have to explain why one of his lead advisers 742 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:22,425 is playing for the other team. 743 00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:28,083 It's all about not facing things, right? 744 00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:33,611 Especially the shit he can't explain. 745 00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:40,618 That's why he always freaks out whenever I say bowling ball. 746 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,449 You know... 747 00:43:46,449 --> 00:43:49,496 I don't know why I ever thought he would change. 748 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,640 What he's going through... 749 00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:08,123 ...I can only imagine 750 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:11,300 how scary and confusing this must be for him. 751 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:20,658 And, yeah. 752 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,707 I'm glad it's not happening to me. 753 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:35,411 Still, I wish you could see that this is about more than just us. 754 00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:38,676 There's goodness in change. 755 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,940 Possibility, right? 756 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:44,943 Some people call it hope. 757 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:50,905 I call it magic. 758 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:54,300 Sometimes you can't explain all the magic in the world. 759 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,740 He wore a blue polka dot bow tie. 760 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,003 He had curly hair. - Hmm? 761 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,139 At your 8th birthday party. The magician. 762 00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:08,793 Are you admitting you were there? 763 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,620 No. No, I'm not saying that. Memory is a tricky thing. 764 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,318 And, you know, I'm thinking maybe my memory 765 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:14,668 might be becoming yours. I don't know. 766 00:45:14,668 --> 00:45:17,018 I never told you that he was wearing a bow tie. 767 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,803 Right? 768 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,282 I'm sure you probably-- You probably did. 769 00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:22,676 Billy, you saw a bowling ball, man. 770 00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:24,547 I don't-- I'm not saying what I saw 771 00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:25,897 or what I heard. - Okay, sure. 772 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:28,334 Look. We were fucking kids, okay? 773 00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:31,163 And-- And he's a magician. - Right. 774 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:32,991 That's the whole point, is to stump us. 775 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:35,167 I mean, you know how to pull a quarter out of an ear, right? 776 00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,690 That's what that is. 777 00:45:36,690 --> 00:45:38,561 But this was more than just a quarter, man. 778 00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:41,216 Because I can't hide a bowling ball up my fucking sleeve, bro. 779 00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:43,871 Sorry. You said what you heard, right? 780 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:45,307 What you heard. - So what? 781 00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:47,266 What did you hear? 782 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:49,790 I heard the... 783 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:53,533 the sound of the bowling ball hitting the ground and... 784 00:45:57,058 --> 00:45:58,538 You know, that's-- that-- 785 00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:00,583 that's how he got it to feel real. 786 00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,803 That's because it was real, man. 787 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,632 And I was standing right there and you remember it, too. 788 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:07,503 And that's why you never want to talk about it, 789 00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:09,375 because then you'd have to face 790 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:11,812 what you saw and what you heard, dude. 791 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:13,335 Ray, you are so smart. 792 00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:16,077 Why are you so fixated on this stupid old trick? 793 00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:17,818 It's because of that thud. 794 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:20,690 It's because of that sound that the bowling ball made. 795 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:23,824 It made that loud thud, and we couldn't explain it, man. 796 00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:27,959 That thud was magic becoming real, man. 797 00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:30,657 Dude, I-I'm not trying to be critical. 798 00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:32,224 There's a part of me that I fucking love 799 00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:34,661 that you believe this. I love that about you. 800 00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,663 And I feel you. And I know-- 801 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:38,447 I know you're even trying to make me feel better, 802 00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:43,278 but it's-- It's kind of making it worse. 803 00:46:43,278 --> 00:46:45,063 It's just not what I need right now. 804 00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:49,241 Okay. 805 00:46:49,241 --> 00:46:52,505 - Sorry. - It's okay. 806 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:57,336 What do you need right now? 807 00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:02,820 That works. 808 00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:06,258 Yeah. 809 00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:44,339 You want to start? 810 00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:46,776 Yeah. Yeah. Um... 811 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,912 So... 812 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,958 We put a hand over? Alright. Yeah. 813 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,916 Yeah. 814 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,310 Okay. 815 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:04,055 We're gathered here today to commemorate 816 00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:07,885 and remember... Billy's penis. 817 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:18,983 As advisor to the President, I hereby confer upon you 818 00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:24,249 the Presidential Medal of Honor because... 819 00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:28,906 ...we thank you for your service. 820 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,263 From the moment I knew you, I loved you. 821 00:48:41,614 --> 00:48:45,705 Sometimes I felt I was the one attached to you 822 00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:48,360 and not the other way around. 823 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,016 You made me feel beautiful 824 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:55,106 and powerful. - Hmm. 825 00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:57,630 I could-- I could take over the world. 826 00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:59,675 I could do anything. 827 00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:02,200 And... 828 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,463 And I let you lead me. 829 00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:08,597 And-- And I know-- I know 830 00:49:08,597 --> 00:49:13,037 that it wasn't always in the-- in the perfect direction, 831 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,474 but I... 832 00:49:15,474 --> 00:49:20,261 I think that you-- 833 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:23,525 You had our best interests in mind, I think. 834 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,232 Actually, I don't know if that's true. 835 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,895 I'm really confused. 836 00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:51,249 Uh, it's like I want to say goodbye, 837 00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:52,511 but I don't want to say goodbye. 838 00:49:52,511 --> 00:49:54,948 I want to... 839 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:56,515 Does that make me a bad person? 840 00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:59,083 No, not at all. You take your time. 841 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:02,216 Shit. I want to... 842 00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:04,610 Oh, f... 843 00:50:04,610 --> 00:50:06,873 Okay. 844 00:50:12,574 --> 00:50:15,577 Bye. 845 00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:18,145 Goodbye. 846 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:36,120 - You sit tight. I'll be back. - Hey, hey, hey, Riggs. 847 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,035 You're acting strange, man. What's the matter with you? 848 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,601 There's a bomb in that building! 849 00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:41,125 There's a bomb in that building. 850 00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,909 There's a bomb in that building! 851 00:50:42,909 --> 00:50:44,998 You know how I know there's a bomb in that building? 852 00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:47,000 'Cause I got eight days to retirement, 853 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,741 and I will not make a stupid mistake. 854 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,525 There is no bomb in that building. 855 00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:52,962 I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact. 856 00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:56,096 What's up? 857 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,880 You okay if we watch something else actually? 858 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,318 Hmm... this is my favorite, dude. Come on. It's my pick. 859 00:51:00,318 --> 00:51:01,884 No, I'm just not really in the mood. 860 00:51:01,884 --> 00:51:03,756 - What? For the best movie ever? - Oh, come on. 861 00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,540 This isn't even the best in the series. 862 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:07,368 Dude, Joe Pesci is great in this one with the white hair, 863 00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:09,979 Always freaking out. "Okay. Okay." 864 00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:11,459 Come on. I thought you liked this movie 865 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:12,895 because Riggs reminds you of your dad. 866 00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:15,028 No, he does. It's just... 867 00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:17,074 I don't know, something about it's kind of making me feel 868 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,423 a little sad or something. 869 00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:19,946 Because one of them goes rogue, 870 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,600 makes a stupid mistake and blows everything up? 871 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:24,864 Actually, I hadn't made that parallel before. 872 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:26,257 Thank you for that. - You got it. 873 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:29,651 No, just, um... It's weird. 874 00:51:29,651 --> 00:51:31,349 It's like making me miss the team 875 00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:32,959 that-- that we used to be, you know? 876 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:35,788 What are you talking about? And we're not... No? 877 00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:37,442 - I don't know. - Dude. 878 00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:41,054 We're still a team, right? 879 00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:43,187 A team that's gonna keep watching this shit. 880 00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:44,536 Come on, give me that. Give me that. 881 00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,146 Give me-- - You know what? 882 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:49,149 You know what? It's all good. You win. You win. 883 00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:51,151 We can keep watching. You don't have to... 884 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:53,675 - Come on. - You don't have to let me win. 885 00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:57,984 Why are you moving around, man? What's going on? 886 00:51:57,984 --> 00:52:00,204 I gotta go to the bathroom real quick. 887 00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:01,379 You want to wait for you? 888 00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:02,684 No, I'm good. You keep playing. 889 00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:08,603 Okay. 890 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:28,406 ♪ No, no, no, no, no 891 00:52:28,406 --> 00:52:33,541 ♪ No, no, no, no 892 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:43,377 ♪ No, no, no, no, no 893 00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,736 - Morning. - Thank you. 894 00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:57,435 Woody. 895 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,132 Did you just make a boner jab? 896 00:52:59,132 --> 00:53:01,743 I was attempting to use some humor 897 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:03,310 to address the elephant in the room. 898 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:05,225 Okay, fine. You know what? We should talk about it. 899 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,662 It's admittedly hard for me-- - Sorry. 900 00:53:07,662 --> 00:53:09,621 I'm trying to be serious. Alright? 901 00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:11,057 I am a straight man that hasn't seen 902 00:53:11,057 --> 00:53:13,015 a touch of titty in a number of years. Okay? 903 00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:15,453 I didn't mean to have a reaction. 904 00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:16,889 Look, it's cool. It's totally cool, man. 905 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:18,891 Alright, I get it. We're like brothers. 906 00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:21,241 I was just giving you a little shit, you know? 907 00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,895 Plus, that wasn't the elephant I was talking about. 908 00:53:22,895 --> 00:53:24,462 Go look in the pond. 909 00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:25,680 Take a look. 910 00:53:28,901 --> 00:53:31,033 Whoa. 911 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:32,339 Holy shit, dude. 912 00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:35,255 Oh, my God. Whoo! 913 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:37,475 Oh, and the eggs... 914 00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,781 When I say eggs, you say... 915 00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:41,696 What? 916 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,667 63, 64, 65, 66, 917 00:53:55,667 --> 00:54:01,934 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72... 918 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:04,197 Shit, I may have already counted that one. 919 00:54:04,197 --> 00:54:06,591 I will make an educated guess. 920 00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:10,334 There's just-- There's so many of them. 921 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,771 It's crazy. 922 00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:15,513 Oh, fuck. No, dude. Sam! - What? 923 00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:17,123 Sam just ate, like, five of his babies. 924 00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:18,777 What the fuck? 925 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,039 Sam's probably gonna eat a whole lot more than that. 926 00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:22,476 Only 1% actually survive. 927 00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:25,436 They eat their kids? It's-- He's a parent. 928 00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:27,829 He's supposed to take care of him. Dude, that's fucked up. 929 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:29,788 It's okay. We'll have enough. Don't-- 930 00:54:29,788 --> 00:54:31,964 That's-- That's disturbing, man. 931 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:33,357 That's really-- - Yeah. 932 00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:36,055 I get it. Do you want to keep counting? 933 00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:37,796 No, no, no. I just need to-- 934 00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:40,146 - Okay, calm down. It's all... - Okay. Okay. 935 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:43,018 How about-- How about I teach you how to warp? 936 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:51,260 It's not your week. 937 00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:54,089 Yeah, I was up early. I just figured I'd do it. 938 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:56,657 Huh. Well, thanks. 939 00:55:56,657 --> 00:55:59,051 Wait up. I'll, uh. I'll come with you. 940 00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:01,183 Right on. 941 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:13,152 Okay. Are you ready? 942 00:56:13,152 --> 00:56:14,545 Yeah. Let's do it. 943 00:56:14,545 --> 00:56:16,155 Go. 944 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,856 Oh, shit. This is... different. 945 00:56:21,856 --> 00:56:24,163 Um... 946 00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:26,208 is it okay if we walk actually? 947 00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,775 - Yeah. - I'm sorry. 948 00:56:27,775 --> 00:56:29,429 That's okay. 949 00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:35,522 So you're up early? - Yeah. I couldn't sleep, 950 00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:38,743 so I was just watching the fish, you know, 951 00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:41,746 actually kind of getting into the whole cycle of life thing. 952 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:45,445 It's this one little runt in there who's fighting 953 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:48,448 like hell to make it. I'm kind of rooting for her. 954 00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:51,495 - What'd you name it? - I haven't yet. 955 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:54,236 I'm, uh, I'm recognizing 956 00:56:54,236 --> 00:56:57,457 I might be getting a little too attached already. 957 00:56:57,457 --> 00:57:00,547 You know? - You're incredibly self-aware. 958 00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:04,203 It's probably good that you recognize that. 959 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,422 There's a lot of... 960 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,511 You think we could make a baby? 961 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,037 Hmm? 962 00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:16,345 Do you think we could? 963 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,874 Ah, Billy. Billy. 964 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,223 I'm serious. 965 00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:26,355 Alright. Okay. 966 00:57:26,355 --> 00:57:30,229 To make a baby, you would need to produce eggs. 967 00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:31,491 Yeah, ovulate. I've read about it. 968 00:57:31,491 --> 00:57:33,406 Okay, so then you probably know 969 00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:36,148 that you also have to have a menstruation cycle. 970 00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:38,455 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 971 00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,504 Wait. What? 972 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:50,249 - I got my period. - What? 973 00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:52,120 Why didn't you tell me? - I don't know. 974 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,254 It's-- It's-- It's-- It's personal, you know? 975 00:57:55,254 --> 00:57:59,432 And I didn't want you to get all weird about it. 976 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:01,260 Pull out the goggles and want to observe it 977 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:04,176 and, you know... - Was it-- Was it weird? 978 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:07,440 Yeah, but it was, um... 979 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,966 ...powerful. - Oh, my God. 980 00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,446 It was really cool. 981 00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:15,492 Holy shit, dude. 982 00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:20,453 Wow. Wow. 983 00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:26,067 - So... - So what? 984 00:58:26,067 --> 00:58:28,853 - So... - What? 985 00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:30,550 So I've been looking at these fish, 986 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:33,597 and I'm watching them become a family. 987 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:41,126 And there is a part of me that is... 988 00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:47,828 ...that's starting to ache. 989 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:50,483 William. 990 00:58:50,483 --> 00:58:52,398 What are you-- What are you asking me? 991 00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:54,182 Think about how cool it would be to have 992 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,488 a cute little baby around. 993 00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,446 You must be out of your goddamn mind. 994 00:58:57,446 --> 00:58:59,100 Are you crazy? 995 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,798 What, it's okay for the fish? It's not okay for us? 996 00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:03,627 The fish procreating helps us survive, 997 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:05,454 not having another mouth to feed 998 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:08,153 because you all of a sudden developed a biological clock. 999 00:59:08,153 --> 00:59:10,503 I'm sorry. I thought you were the one 1000 00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:13,158 who's all hopped up on the wonder of possibility. 1001 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:14,420 Bowling ball, bowling ball-- 1002 00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:15,943 You're not a scientist, Billy, 1003 00:59:15,943 --> 00:59:17,466 so I don't expect you to understand. 1004 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:20,252 But without proof, I'm not gonna experiment. 1005 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:22,646 Sure, but isn't that what an experiment is? 1006 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,300 A way to get proof? - No, not in this case it's not. 1007 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,781 Well, fine. Okay, then, we already have proof. 1008 00:59:27,781 --> 00:59:29,087 It's in the pond. There it is. 1009 00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:31,568 - Humans are not fish. - Right. 1010 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:35,659 But you said that we seem to be evolving similarly to the fish. 1011 00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:38,357 Hold on. Are you not the least bit curious to see 1012 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:41,708 if this could actually work scientifically? 1013 00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:44,798 As a scientist. Science thing. 1014 00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:47,671 - Scientifically speaking? - Yeah. Mr. Wizard. 1015 00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:51,326 I am technically curious about analyzing 1016 00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:53,764 the prospects of this experiment. 1017 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:56,854 Yes, the possibility is exciting, 1018 00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:58,551 but fuck no, dude. 1019 00:59:58,551 --> 00:59:59,900 Not the way you're talking about it. 1020 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:03,556 Okay? How are you, of all people, 1021 01:00:03,556 --> 01:00:05,514 even comfortable having this conversation? 1022 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:08,430 Well, if you hadn't noticed, Ray, I'm changing a little bit. 1023 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,563 I thought you of all people could appreciate that. 1024 01:00:10,563 --> 01:00:13,914 Appreciate you wanting to have sex with me?! 1025 01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:14,959 - What? - You're not-- 1026 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,874 I thought-- - Dude, no! 1027 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:18,745 - No! - Not even. 1028 01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:21,792 - Okay. - This is... 1029 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,271 Okay. My-- Okay. 1030 01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:25,752 I'm talking you go into a cup, 1031 01:00:25,752 --> 01:00:27,711 we insert it into my hole 1032 01:00:27,711 --> 01:00:29,234 and-- and the legs up and... 1033 01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:31,802 Billy, that's not gonna work. 1034 01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,542 - Why not? - Okay, first of all, 1035 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,414 sperm dies incredibly quickly, okay? 1036 01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:39,592 You can't just get pregnant by sticking it up in your vagina. 1037 01:00:39,592 --> 01:00:40,811 Okay, fair enough. 1038 01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,639 I'm still learning about this stuff. 1039 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,336 I just thought that could be, like, experiment number one. 1040 01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:47,469 - And then what? - And then... I don't know. 1041 01:00:47,469 --> 01:00:50,168 Like, that's where you come in. We start to teamwork. 1042 01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:51,735 You're the scientist. You got any ideas? 1043 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,085 - No. - Why can't we talk about it? 1044 01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:56,000 - Because we can't. - Why not?! 1045 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,654 It's too fucking weird. 1046 01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:14,192 So you're the registered Democrat, right? 1047 01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:17,761 What? 1048 01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:19,414 You're the one that's all progressive and shit, huh? 1049 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:20,981 - So? - So I don't understand 1050 01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:22,635 why you're being such a dick about this. 1051 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:24,463 Because you're not a fucking dude anymore. 1052 01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:26,465 No, I got lady bits now. Isn't that what you like? 1053 01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:27,988 No, dude, it's not what I like. 1054 01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:30,208 It was enough to give you a boner last time. 1055 01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:32,471 Billy, shut the fuck up. 1056 01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:35,517 Shit. You're scared. 1057 01:01:35,517 --> 01:01:37,171 I ain't scared of hit, Billy, back up. 1058 01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:39,652 - Who's being a pussy now? - Come on, dude. 1059 01:01:39,652 --> 01:01:41,436 - I'll get you there again. - Billy. 1060 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:43,134 You want me to? I'll get you there right now. 1061 01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:44,744 Come on. I'll get you there. - Billy. 1062 01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:45,876 - I'm asking you to stop. - Come on. 1063 01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:47,399 I'm not a fucking fa... 1064 01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:50,228 God. 1065 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:41,600 Hey, Woody, how you doing in there? 1066 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,689 Doing all right next to Sam all the time? 1067 01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:47,606 It's not easy. I get it, you know? 1068 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:52,654 He's very smart. He's very charming, talented. 1069 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:56,833 Kind of better than you at everything. 1070 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,792 Yeah, you're not the brightest bulb in the bunch. 1071 01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:04,057 I know it makes you fussy sometimes, but, um... 1072 01:04:04,057 --> 01:04:05,842 Do you tell him how much you look up to him? 1073 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:08,975 Um... 1074 01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:11,717 it's important that he knows that. 1075 01:04:14,024 --> 01:04:15,373 You know, he makes mistakes, 1076 01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:17,810 but not like you make mistakes, you know? 1077 01:04:28,516 --> 01:04:31,215 You all know that I ruined the world? 1078 01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:34,740 That was me. 1079 01:04:37,786 --> 01:04:40,311 I did that. Um... 1080 01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:46,970 Sometimes I like to... kind of play it off 1081 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,624 like it was a mistake, but, um... 1082 01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:55,065 ...I think I knew what I was doing. 1083 01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:05,989 I just wish I knew then what I know now, you know? 1084 01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:10,602 Me too. 1085 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,317 Sorry, man. - No, I'm sorry. 1086 01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:16,363 No, I can turn around. 1087 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:17,625 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 1088 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:32,727 You know the family that I came from, Billy. 1089 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:37,950 A man was a man 1090 01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:41,040 with a very narrow, rigid definition 1091 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,563 of what that meant 1092 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:45,479 with no room to vary. 1093 01:06:51,137 --> 01:06:52,791 Yeah, man, I get it. 1094 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,314 My parents were super homophobic, too. 1095 01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:57,578 It's more than that, man. 1096 01:06:57,578 --> 01:07:05,151 And that mold of men and manliness... 1097 01:07:05,151 --> 01:07:07,893 it is so ingrained in me, bro. 1098 01:07:10,852 --> 01:07:15,509 And I spent my whole life trying to be a more open person. 1099 01:07:15,509 --> 01:07:16,945 But when pushed... 1100 01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:23,996 ...I just defaulted back into those old molds. 1101 01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:32,004 Scares me how quick that switch could be flipped back on. 1102 01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:39,577 Yeah. 1103 01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,846 I know you. 1104 01:07:50,675 --> 01:07:52,329 I known you my whole life, 1105 01:07:52,329 --> 01:07:54,853 and you are way more than those shitty impulses. 1106 01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:02,034 We got to be more than that, right? 1107 01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:09,868 I should have stopped you back then. 1108 01:08:09,868 --> 01:08:12,610 I should have let you, you know. 1109 01:08:17,657 --> 01:08:21,358 When I asked you to build me this thing, I... 1110 01:08:21,358 --> 01:08:24,709 I-I never thought we were gonna need it, man. I just... 1111 01:08:24,709 --> 01:08:26,406 - I did. - You d-- Really? 1112 01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:28,103 I had a hunch. 1113 01:08:33,282 --> 01:08:37,983 I mean, I just-- I just gave you this task because... 1114 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,767 I was just trying to distract you. 1115 01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:41,682 - How so? - All the managing. 1116 01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:43,728 You know, like, the... 1117 01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:45,032 I just wanted to get away from it. 1118 01:08:45,032 --> 01:08:47,818 I'd-- I'd-- I'd finally made it 1119 01:08:47,818 --> 01:08:50,255 and I... 1120 01:08:50,255 --> 01:08:51,866 Yes. With help. 1121 01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:55,305 But... 1122 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,219 I just wanted to prove I could do it on my own 1123 01:08:57,219 --> 01:09:00,136 without you being my-- my secret sauce all the time. 1124 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,095 Yeah. 1125 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,187 I never showed you how to warp 1126 01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:12,583 because I liked having special powers over you. 1127 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:15,716 Helped me not feel under you. 1128 01:09:19,023 --> 01:09:21,200 I didn't mean to make you feel under me. 1129 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,682 I know, but you did. 1130 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:27,467 Yeah, that-- that's not all on me, though, dude. 1131 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,033 I wasn't... 1132 01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:33,821 Sorry. Let me s-- 1133 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:40,437 I think a lot of the way 1134 01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:43,657 I was acting there, that-- 1135 01:09:43,657 --> 01:09:46,878 I was just afraid, you know, because you're-- 1136 01:09:46,878 --> 01:09:48,662 I saw that. 1137 01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:51,621 And I kept pushing. 1138 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,929 I kept, um... managing... 1139 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:58,672 ...to the point where you just pushed me away. 1140 01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:04,068 Relegated me to go build you a dome. 1141 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:09,943 Well... 1142 01:10:13,513 --> 01:10:14,645 ...it is an excellent dome. 1143 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:16,299 - Hey, thanks, man. - Yeah. 1144 01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:21,478 Just can't help but think about all the... 1145 01:10:26,178 --> 01:10:29,746 ...incredible things you could have done 1146 01:10:29,746 --> 01:10:33,316 for the world... 1147 01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:35,231 if I had... 1148 01:10:38,364 --> 01:10:40,452 ...given you the space for that, you know. 1149 01:10:40,452 --> 01:10:42,760 Fuck yeah. 1150 01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:47,852 Also don't give yourself that much credit. 1151 01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:50,246 Alright? Just... 1152 01:10:57,077 --> 01:11:00,430 Anyway about that whole procreation thing... 1153 01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:01,952 that was a dumb idea 1154 01:11:01,952 --> 01:11:03,563 and probably wouldn't have worked anyway, so... 1155 01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:05,782 It actually could work really. 1156 01:11:05,782 --> 01:11:07,959 W-- W-- 1157 01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:11,267 Then why couldn't we even just talk about it? 1158 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,746 Besides the obvious, dude? 1159 01:11:12,746 --> 01:11:15,662 I don't know, but I just... 1160 01:11:15,662 --> 01:11:17,664 We don't even know if your body could handle the pregnancy. 1161 01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:19,536 Yeah, we could lose the baby. 1162 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:22,582 No, Billy, dumb ass. I'm worried about losing you. 1163 01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:40,252 - You want to go play a game? - Sure. 1164 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:08,193 We have to keep it purely scientific. 1165 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:14,330 There's potential for advancement, then... 1166 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,723 I guess you could say I wouldn't be a very good scientist 1167 01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:20,335 if I didn't at least try to test for all possible outcomes. 1168 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:28,866 Uh, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. 1169 01:12:38,657 --> 01:12:40,356 Mm-hmm. 1170 01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:51,018 - So... - So. 1171 01:12:57,677 --> 01:13:02,769 Yeah, so, uh... 1172 01:13:02,769 --> 01:13:04,728 should we start with my idea? 1173 01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:06,425 You know, like, you in the cup and I... 1174 01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:08,079 Yeah. Come on, dude. 1175 01:13:08,079 --> 01:13:09,602 I literally question whoever taught you sex ed, man. 1176 01:13:09,602 --> 01:13:11,430 We were in the same class. 1177 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:13,344 Like, I was the one who asked about the precum on the tip. 1178 01:13:13,344 --> 01:13:15,739 They would say anything to get us to not stick it in 1179 01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:17,001 before marriage. 1180 01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:18,523 Okay, so what about senior year? 1181 01:13:18,523 --> 01:13:20,047 Remember Scotty? 1182 01:13:20,047 --> 01:13:21,353 He claimed he pulled out, 1183 01:13:21,353 --> 01:13:23,137 but he still got his girlfriend pregnant. 1184 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:25,749 Of course I remember, 'cause it freaked you out. 1185 01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:27,446 Yeah. 1186 01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:28,925 I didn't lose my virginity until sophomore year of college. 1187 01:13:28,925 --> 01:13:30,536 Because that's... - That's not why you didn't. 1188 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:32,277 Don't do that. Don't do that. 1189 01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:38,457 Point is, he pulled out, a little bit got in, and-- 1190 01:13:38,457 --> 01:13:40,154 and she got pregnant. 1191 01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:42,853 So that is a strategy that could maybe work for us? 1192 01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:44,768 Not only did I never believe that, 1193 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,378 because it's damn near impossible, 1194 01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:48,511 it also sounds like you're asking me 1195 01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:50,251 to jack off into your crotch. 1196 01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:52,166 I just don't know how to do this non-sexually. 1197 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,951 I'm trying to, like-- 1198 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:55,431 - Okay. - I'm spitballing. 1199 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:57,520 No, wait, hold on. That's a good point. 1200 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,305 Since when is trying to make a baby actually sexy? 1201 01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:01,698 Remember when a bunch of our friends 1202 01:14:01,698 --> 01:14:04,135 were going crazy trying to get pregnant? 1203 01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:05,789 There's nothing sexy. 1204 01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:08,443 It was like they were showing up for an oil change. 1205 01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:09,706 Right? 1206 01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:12,535 Temperature checks, fluid checks. 1207 01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:14,145 - Feeling warm. - Here comes the calendar. 1208 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:15,886 Is that the right temperature? 1209 01:14:15,886 --> 01:14:17,191 Yeah. It's just mechanical. 1210 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,584 - That's it. - All about making a baby. 1211 01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:19,889 That's it. Keep your eye on the prize. 1212 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:21,413 You focus up. - Exactly. 1213 01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:23,067 We just got to figure out our mechanics now. 1214 01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:24,460 - What's our formula? - Right. 1215 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:27,157 You know, we got the A plus B equals C, 1216 01:14:27,157 --> 01:14:31,641 and then we got to put the P and the V, and then voila. 1217 01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:33,077 Scientifically speaking, I like that. 1218 01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:34,339 - Okay, okay. - There you go. 1219 01:14:34,339 --> 01:14:37,516 - Okay. - Alright, so, um... 1220 01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:39,736 So, A. - What's A? 1221 01:14:39,736 --> 01:14:42,216 A is I lay down. Yep. Right? 1222 01:14:42,216 --> 01:14:43,740 - Okay. - I'll start... 1223 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:46,177 You know, I just lay here. If I lay like this? 1224 01:14:46,177 --> 01:14:49,136 And then I would just have to, you know, get hard somehow. 1225 01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:52,618 - We could put on some music. - Nah, that's too sexy-time. 1226 01:14:52,618 --> 01:14:54,054 I could show you my tits. 1227 01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:55,752 You could. 1228 01:14:55,752 --> 01:14:57,362 But I wouldn't want you to do that. That's way too much. 1229 01:14:57,362 --> 01:15:00,321 No, we need to keep this mechanically focused. 1230 01:15:00,321 --> 01:15:03,541 Okay. I could just literally not move. 1231 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,978 Yeah, that might work. And then I would just... 1232 01:15:05,978 --> 01:15:08,068 I would just get on top and get right in there. 1233 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,416 That's it. 1234 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,897 You probably have to move a little bit 1235 01:15:10,897 --> 01:15:12,464 to let me in, though, right? 1236 01:15:12,464 --> 01:15:14,291 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. 1237 01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:16,860 - Get you an angle. - Yeah, okay. Yeah, I like that. 1238 01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,688 Ain't nothing sexy about that. 1239 01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:19,950 - Okay. - Yeah. 1240 01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:21,473 I mean, that's... 1241 01:15:21,473 --> 01:15:24,084 - Whoaaaahh-ahhhh! - We're gonna get-- 1242 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,695 Billy, you talking about right now? 1243 01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:27,130 You want to do this? 1244 01:15:27,130 --> 01:15:28,436 I feel like if we keep talking about it, 1245 01:15:28,436 --> 01:15:30,177 we're just gonna wimp out. 1246 01:15:30,177 --> 01:15:31,788 We got to get in there, deposit and get out. 1247 01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:35,226 Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay. Right. A-Agreed. 1248 01:15:35,226 --> 01:15:37,184 Okay, so I'll do this. 1249 01:15:37,184 --> 01:15:41,624 You just look away. Don't look at my face. 1250 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:43,190 - I'm not gonna look at anything. - I'll get doing this. 1251 01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:44,757 I think the hair on your legs, though, 1252 01:15:44,757 --> 01:15:46,541 might throw me off a little bit, right? 1253 01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:47,978 Well, I can pull these down. 1254 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:49,675 I know, but I think, like, all your hair, 1255 01:15:49,675 --> 01:15:52,852 like the face and the head and all of this stuff, the hair. 1256 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:54,505 Right, just the whole... Right, right. 1257 01:15:54,505 --> 01:15:57,074 Okay, well, look, you'd already be hard then, 1258 01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:58,858 so you could just close your eyes. 1259 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,643 I don't think-- 1260 01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:02,469 I think it might be dangerous for me to walk around with, 1261 01:16:02,469 --> 01:16:05,648 like, my eyes closed and a-- and a boner out. 1262 01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:07,911 You know what I mean? - Yeah, that's a good point. 1263 01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:11,654 That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. 1264 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:16,528 Okay, how do we get our crotches to touch 1265 01:16:16,528 --> 01:16:19,879 but nothing else and also not see anything? 1266 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:21,446 I don't know. 1267 01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:23,056 Okay, okay. Um... 1268 01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:25,537 I'm getting, like, half an idea here. 1269 01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:27,844 - Okay. - Um... 1270 01:16:27,844 --> 01:16:29,280 You-- You get rampin'. 1271 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,629 We're still doing it? 1272 01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:31,848 We're still doing it now, though, right? 1273 01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:33,023 - Yep. - Yep? Okay. 1274 01:16:33,023 --> 01:16:34,285 - We can take a bit. - Got it. 1275 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,547 Okay, so you get going. 1276 01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:37,070 I'm gonna go away for a second, 1277 01:16:37,070 --> 01:16:39,290 but you just don't think about my my face 1278 01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:40,857 or my hairy legs or anything, okay? 1279 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:42,598 And then when you're ready, I'm gonna come back. 1280 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,383 I'm gonna make sure that you don't see 1281 01:16:45,383 --> 01:16:46,950 anything you don't want to see. 1282 01:16:46,950 --> 01:16:48,691 - How are you gonna do that? - I don't know yet. 1283 01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:50,388 I'm gonna figure it out. But let's get you-- 1284 01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:51,998 You go behind the TV. - That's where I'm going? 1285 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:53,826 - You get it. Okay. - I'm going over here. 1286 01:16:53,826 --> 01:16:55,349 - Alright. - Okay. 1287 01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:56,655 - You got this. - Thank you. 1288 01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,483 - I believe in you! - Okay. 1289 01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:01,617 Oh. Ohh. 1290 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,405 What's going on? 1291 01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:09,233 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about me. 1292 01:17:09,233 --> 01:17:11,103 You just think boobs and ass. 1293 01:17:11,103 --> 01:17:14,412 Boobs and ass. Titties. 1294 01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:22,072 You let me know when you get close. 1295 01:17:22,072 --> 01:17:24,030 Stop talking. 1296 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,733 Mm. 1297 01:17:30,733 --> 01:17:32,909 Okay. Alright. 1298 01:17:32,909 --> 01:17:35,476 Okay, I'm all set. Don't say anything. 1299 01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:36,913 I'm just gonna come straight over in here. 1300 01:17:36,913 --> 01:17:40,699 Alright, here we go. 1301 01:17:45,922 --> 01:17:47,793 Alright. 1302 01:17:47,793 --> 01:17:49,273 Ooh! 1303 01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:51,057 Oh, shit. 1304 01:17:51,057 --> 01:17:53,930 Dude, this is the plan? 1305 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:56,846 You-- You want me to answer? You told me not to talk. 1306 01:17:56,846 --> 01:17:58,151 You look like a one-eyed ghost! 1307 01:17:58,151 --> 01:17:59,544 Just stick it in the hole, dude. 1308 01:17:59,544 --> 01:18:02,112 Ahh! Stick it in the mother-- 1309 01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:03,635 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 1310 01:18:06,594 --> 01:18:12,731 Okay. Okay. 1311 01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:18,302 Mm. 1312 01:18:18,302 --> 01:18:20,652 Okay. You okay? 1313 01:18:20,652 --> 01:18:23,263 Yeah, I'm good. You okay? 1314 01:18:23,263 --> 01:18:25,875 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1315 01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:29,356 So it's a vagina. 1316 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:36,407 Oh, fuck. 1317 01:18:41,499 --> 01:18:44,154 Mm. 1318 01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:07,786 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 1319 01:19:58,358 --> 01:20:03,494 Hey. 1320 01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,413 Are you okay? 1321 01:20:14,809 --> 01:20:18,770 Yeah, I--I am. 1322 01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:20,511 Are youokay? 1323 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:28,214 Yeah. 1324 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:29,955 I think I am. 1325 01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:46,102 Alright, Ray. We want fast? 1326 01:20:46,102 --> 01:20:47,886 We want slow? What are we feeling? 1327 01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:50,802 - Uh, you pick. - It's my pick. 1328 01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:04,728 Okay. 1329 01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:11,779 May I have a tomato, please? 1330 01:21:11,779 --> 01:21:14,913 One tomato coming up. 1331 01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:17,437 ♪ Sometimes late at night 1332 01:21:17,437 --> 01:21:18,699 - Oh! - What are you doing? 1333 01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:21,137 What are you doing? 1334 01:21:21,137 --> 01:21:23,313 - Okay. It's coming. Ready? - I don't believe you. 1335 01:21:23,313 --> 01:21:25,228 Whoa-whoa-oh! 1336 01:21:25,228 --> 01:21:27,186 Oh! 1337 01:21:27,186 --> 01:21:30,624 It's okay. NOW I'm feeling it. 1338 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:33,236 We got a shaker. I got it it in the back. 1339 01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:35,325 I got it in the back. 1340 01:21:35,325 --> 01:21:42,201 ♪ I put on my clothes and I grab my hat ♪ 1341 01:21:42,201 --> 01:21:46,031 ♪ I go walking out on the street ♪ 1342 01:21:46,031 --> 01:21:49,861 ♪ It's a different world for crazy boys and girls ♪ 1343 01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:53,559 ♪ There's no telling who you might be in the night ♪ 1344 01:21:53,559 --> 01:21:57,173 ♪ I love the night, I can go where I want ♪ 1345 01:21:57,173 --> 01:22:00,654 ♪ I can do anything that I please ♪ 1346 01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:02,787 ♪ I love the night 1347 01:22:02,787 --> 01:22:04,745 ♪ This is the time that I like 1348 01:22:04,745 --> 01:22:07,966 ♪ I love the night 1349 01:22:07,966 --> 01:22:12,014 ♪ Down the avenue and up the boulevard ♪ 1350 01:22:12,014 --> 01:22:15,713 ♪ Like we're walking into the night ♪ 1351 01:22:15,713 --> 01:22:19,630 ♪ Cars are passing by, buildings touch the sky ♪ 1352 01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:23,155 ♪ I can do anything I like 1353 01:22:23,155 --> 01:22:27,202 ♪ Smoke a cigarette, maybe have a drink ♪ 1354 01:22:27,202 --> 01:22:31,120 ♪ There's no worry, I take my time ♪ 1355 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:34,993 ♪ It's a crazy life, but it's the one I like ♪ 1356 01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:38,996 ♪ There's no telling what you might find in the night ♪ 1357 01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:40,825 ♪ I love the night 1358 01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:42,782 ♪ I can go where I want 1359 01:22:42,782 --> 01:22:46,004 ♪ I can do anything that I please ♪ 1360 01:22:46,004 --> 01:22:48,267 ♪ I love the night 1361 01:22:48,267 --> 01:22:50,269 ♪ Yeah, I love the night 1362 01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:53,664 ♪ I love the night 1363 01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:56,014 ♪ I don't want to be lost 1364 01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:57,668 ♪ I don't want to be found 1365 01:22:57,668 --> 01:23:01,280 ♪ I just want to be by myself 1366 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:05,023 ♪ Sometimes I wanna laugh, sometimes I wanna cry ♪ 1367 01:23:05,023 --> 01:23:08,418 ♪ Sometimes I just close my eyes ♪ 1368 01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:39,318 That's good. Come on. 1369 01:23:39,318 --> 01:23:40,972 That's good. It's good. 1370 01:23:40,972 --> 01:23:43,409 Oh, no, now you're not gonna get up. 1371 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,849 - Oh, hell, no, dude. - Come on. Why not? 1372 01:23:48,849 --> 01:23:50,329 Because what if it's a girl? 1373 01:23:50,329 --> 01:23:53,115 Why can't a girl be named Mario? It's symbolic. 1374 01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:55,813 This baby is gonna be like the new mascot 1375 01:23:55,813 --> 01:23:57,597 for the future of humans. - Oh, my God. 1376 01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:00,731 I don't think I like the idea of our child being a mascot 1377 01:24:00,731 --> 01:24:05,127 or named after an inside joke, regardless of what gender it is. 1378 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:07,433 You know, I've been thinking about that a little bit lately. 1379 01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:09,130 - About what? - About gender. 1380 01:24:09,130 --> 01:24:10,827 How so? 1381 01:24:10,827 --> 01:24:15,311 Well, now that I am growing life in the belly, I'm... 1382 01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:18,270 I'm kind of feeling a little confused about it. 1383 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:19,837 How so? 1384 01:24:19,837 --> 01:24:22,361 Well, I always thought I was a man, you know? 1385 01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:23,971 Mm-hmm. 1386 01:24:23,971 --> 01:24:28,237 But is that just because, like, I had the parts 1387 01:24:28,237 --> 01:24:33,851 and that's who I was told that I was? 1388 01:24:33,851 --> 01:24:36,505 So you don't think you're a man? 1389 01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:38,116 No, I... 1390 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:41,337 I actually do think I am a man. 1391 01:24:41,337 --> 01:24:44,905 And I think that's what's confusing me, you know? 1392 01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:47,734 It's like-- - Yeah. 1393 01:24:47,734 --> 01:24:51,477 So you're... 1394 01:24:51,477 --> 01:24:54,393 You're you. 1395 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:56,178 Yeah. 1396 01:24:58,571 --> 01:25:02,053 Yeah, I like that. - Thank you. 1397 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:04,534 That's great, because then I get to keep calling you "dude." 1398 01:25:04,534 --> 01:25:07,666 Oh, hell, yeah. Always, dude. Come on. 1399 01:25:08,364 --> 01:25:10,888 Oh, God. 1400 01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:12,585 It's so good. - You like that, don't you? 1401 01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:16,719 - Stop it. - Yeah. Take that shit. 1402 01:25:16,719 --> 01:25:22,160 Oh, dude, it's so good. 1403 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,031 Oh, my God. Jesus, dude. 1404 01:25:24,031 --> 01:25:25,990 It smells like you got strep butt. 1405 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:28,558 What? Wait, I'm a pregnant person. 1406 01:25:28,558 --> 01:25:29,907 I can taste it. 1407 01:25:29,907 --> 01:25:31,603 Hey, don't stop rubbing. 1408 01:25:31,603 --> 01:25:33,693 Not if you're gonna keep farting in my face. Alright? 1409 01:25:33,693 --> 01:25:35,565 Dude, I'm making life in my belly. 1410 01:25:35,565 --> 01:25:39,482 That's just the exhaust that comes from the factory, okay? 1411 01:25:39,482 --> 01:25:41,223 That's just-- 1412 01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:45,096 Well, you don't have to get all morose about it. 1413 01:25:45,096 --> 01:25:47,620 I mean, it's just-- - I'm not. 1414 01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:49,579 Oh, you're thinking about it again, aren't you? 1415 01:25:49,579 --> 01:25:51,710 No, I'm not thinking about it. 1416 01:25:51,710 --> 01:25:55,933 Hey. Hey. 1417 01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:58,849 You can't be worrying about it like this, alright? 1418 01:25:58,849 --> 01:26:01,504 There's only so much we can do to prepare. 1419 01:26:01,504 --> 01:26:03,245 The baby's going to do its thing. 1420 01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:06,596 We just got to hope my hole opens up wide enough and... 1421 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,860 That's where you normally go, "That's what she said." 1422 01:26:09,860 --> 01:26:11,121 - Yeah. - You know? 1423 01:26:11,121 --> 01:26:13,168 I set you up for that. 1424 01:26:21,741 --> 01:26:24,004 You think we deserve this baby? 1425 01:26:26,137 --> 01:26:28,835 I don't know. 1426 01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:30,576 I know I blame you. 1427 01:26:30,576 --> 01:26:32,448 It literally is my fault, so... 1428 01:26:32,448 --> 01:26:34,232 It's not your fault. 1429 01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:37,800 If it wasn't you, it would have been somebody else. 1430 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:42,109 You're just a product of our species. 1431 01:26:42,109 --> 01:26:45,939 I guess the real question that I don't know about is, 1432 01:26:45,939 --> 01:26:49,639 do humans deserve another chance? 1433 01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:03,434 How are you feeling about that green light these days? 1434 01:27:03,434 --> 01:27:05,871 I don't know. 1435 01:27:05,871 --> 01:27:08,788 More to lose now if it's bad. 1436 01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:10,355 Mm. 1437 01:27:30,419 --> 01:27:31,768 What is it? 1438 01:27:31,768 --> 01:27:33,509 - What is it? - I don't know. 1439 01:27:33,509 --> 01:27:35,337 It sounds like a storm. 1440 01:27:35,337 --> 01:27:37,252 What? Wouldn't that mean...? 1441 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,124 Oh, God. Oh, careful. 1442 01:27:40,124 --> 01:27:41,691 Okay. 1443 01:27:51,527 --> 01:27:54,007 Ray, what's going on? 1444 01:27:54,007 --> 01:27:57,532 Ray! What do you see? 1445 01:28:01,885 --> 01:28:04,235 Ray! 1446 01:28:04,235 --> 01:28:06,455 It's okay. It's just the outer layer. 1447 01:28:06,455 --> 01:28:08,413 - Ahh! 1448 01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:12,896 Here, take this! 1449 01:28:12,896 --> 01:28:15,246 Go grab the bedsheets! Come on! 1450 01:28:28,564 --> 01:28:30,348 Come on. 1451 01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:32,045 Watch your feet! 1452 01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:40,315 Hold tight! 1453 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:44,362 - I can't! - Yeah, you can. 1454 01:28:51,195 --> 01:28:53,763 You okay? 1455 01:28:53,763 --> 01:28:56,809 Can't breathe. 1456 01:28:56,809 --> 01:28:58,202 You gotta get up to the pod. 1457 01:28:58,202 --> 01:29:00,900 - I can't. - Come on! Come on! 1458 01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:02,641 You got it! 1459 01:29:02,641 --> 01:29:04,164 I got you. 1460 01:29:10,736 --> 01:29:12,347 - What are you doing? - We need to empty it. 1461 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,044 No, Ray, no! 1462 01:29:14,044 --> 01:29:17,047 This is the only thing that's strong enough to hold. 1463 01:29:17,047 --> 01:29:18,353 - They'll die, Ray, no! - We may die 1464 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:20,005 if we don't get that thing closed. 1465 01:29:24,228 --> 01:29:25,838 One, two... - Just go. 1466 01:29:34,020 --> 01:29:35,587 Hook it up. 1467 01:30:39,608 --> 01:30:43,219 - Shit. Oh, shit. - We gotta get up. 1468 01:30:43,219 --> 01:30:49,182 Wait, do you see that? Do you see that? 1469 01:30:49,182 --> 01:30:51,141 I don't know what I'm seeing. 1470 01:30:51,141 --> 01:30:54,492 Yeah. We can see. 1471 01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:04,241 Look at all this. 1472 01:31:04,241 --> 01:31:07,244 It's like the sky is opening back up. 1473 01:31:22,868 --> 01:31:26,002 This damage is extensive. 1474 01:31:26,002 --> 01:31:28,091 Yeah, but we can fix it, right? 1475 01:31:30,309 --> 01:31:33,270 Right? 1476 01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:36,447 There's too much. 1477 01:31:36,447 --> 01:31:39,189 We don't have the supplies to tackle all this, 1478 01:31:39,189 --> 01:31:40,538 and there's multiple places 1479 01:31:40,538 --> 01:31:41,974 where we're down to the inner stratum. 1480 01:31:41,974 --> 01:31:44,455 Yeah, but that's why we have two. 1481 01:31:44,455 --> 01:31:45,934 You know, I'm gonna go clean up, 1482 01:31:45,934 --> 01:31:48,938 see what we can salvage from the pond. 1483 01:31:48,938 --> 01:31:51,027 What about all this? 1484 01:32:03,605 --> 01:32:06,346 How's it looking? 1485 01:32:06,346 --> 01:32:11,874 I'd say we have enough food for maybe 40 meals if we ration. 1486 01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:12,962 Actually, probably less than that, 1487 01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:16,618 since you're eating for two. 1488 01:32:16,618 --> 01:32:18,315 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1489 01:32:18,315 --> 01:32:20,273 - I shouldn't have done this. - No, come on. Come on. 1490 01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:23,538 Look. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1491 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:26,148 You had no option, okay? 1492 01:32:26,148 --> 01:32:27,585 You were thinking fast in the moment. 1493 01:32:27,585 --> 01:32:30,327 You were saving us. - I killed us, Billy. 1494 01:32:34,244 --> 01:32:35,550 - Hey. - Hmm. 1495 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,202 I've been doing some research. 1496 01:32:37,202 --> 01:32:41,338 Oh, wow. This really is the end of the world. 1497 01:32:41,338 --> 01:32:44,820 I can read some science shit. 1498 01:32:44,820 --> 01:32:46,778 Are you not curious what's going on out there? 1499 01:32:46,778 --> 01:32:49,128 I don't have time to sit and read right now, man. 1500 01:32:50,521 --> 01:32:52,305 Alright. Sorry. What can I do to help? 1501 01:32:52,305 --> 01:32:54,046 Could you grab some plastic wrap? 1502 01:32:54,046 --> 01:32:57,005 I'm gonna try to keep these things as fresh as possible. 1503 01:32:57,005 --> 01:32:59,356 Where is...? 1504 01:32:59,356 --> 01:33:02,489 - Over there. - Yeah. I knew that. 1505 01:33:11,716 --> 01:33:13,457 Hey, Ray? - Hmm? 1506 01:33:15,807 --> 01:33:19,681 Now that I'm being all helpful and stuff, 1507 01:33:19,681 --> 01:33:22,379 wanna hear what I'm researching? 1508 01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:24,337 - Humor me. - Alright. 1509 01:33:24,337 --> 01:33:25,773 So as you can see outside-- 1510 01:33:25,773 --> 01:33:27,602 We don't know what we're seeing. 1511 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:29,907 Well, something could be better than nothing, right? 1512 01:33:29,907 --> 01:33:31,344 - Sure. - Jesus, 1513 01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:32,693 when did I turn into the optimist here? 1514 01:33:32,693 --> 01:33:34,304 What is happening? 1515 01:33:34,304 --> 01:33:37,960 Okay. Okay. Alright, fine. Tell you what. 1516 01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:40,919 Humor me for a second here, okay? 1517 01:33:40,919 --> 01:33:46,011 Alright. What if others survived? 1518 01:33:46,011 --> 01:33:48,100 You mean, like, if other world leaders 1519 01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:50,581 had their own Luigi to save their ass? 1520 01:33:50,581 --> 01:33:53,062 I mean, basically, yeah. You know, they... 1521 01:33:53,062 --> 01:33:55,064 They could be out there somewhere, you know? 1522 01:33:55,064 --> 01:33:57,501 Maybe living in their own bunker thingy. 1523 01:33:57,501 --> 01:33:59,503 Maybe they're pregnant, too. I mean, who knows, dude? 1524 01:33:59,503 --> 01:34:01,244 Even if that were-- 1525 01:34:01,244 --> 01:34:02,680 We can't go outside. 1526 01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:04,682 Oh, look, who knows so much. 1527 01:34:04,682 --> 01:34:06,423 You see, this is where my research comes in. 1528 01:34:06,423 --> 01:34:07,772 Because remember how I was saying 1529 01:34:07,772 --> 01:34:09,382 it looked like the sky was opening up? 1530 01:34:09,382 --> 01:34:10,993 - Yeah. - Well, I read some stuff 1531 01:34:10,993 --> 01:34:13,691 about the sky in your little book over here, okay? 1532 01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:15,214 You okay if I get some fishy hands on your book? 1533 01:34:15,214 --> 01:34:17,041 Sorry. 1534 01:34:17,041 --> 01:34:20,523 So there's something called the troposphere layer, alright? 1535 01:34:20,523 --> 01:34:22,700 And apparently that's where weather happens, okay? 1536 01:34:22,700 --> 01:34:25,094 Now, I'm not like, a scientist or... 1537 01:34:25,094 --> 01:34:27,574 Oh, my God, that smells awful. Sorry. Blech. 1538 01:34:27,574 --> 01:34:29,359 I'm not a meteorologist, right? 1539 01:34:29,359 --> 01:34:32,623 But last night, that seemed like some weather shit to me. 1540 01:34:32,623 --> 01:34:35,234 Alright? And it also says you can't have weather 1541 01:34:35,234 --> 01:34:37,976 unless you have an atmosphere. 1542 01:34:37,976 --> 01:34:40,109 You see what I'm saying? Could I be kind of right? 1543 01:34:40,109 --> 01:34:41,632 And the green light was maybe our atmosphere 1544 01:34:41,632 --> 01:34:43,764 coming back or something like that? 1545 01:34:43,764 --> 01:34:45,462 I mean, it wouldn't be that simple. 1546 01:34:45,462 --> 01:34:47,769 Well, alright. Fair enough. 1547 01:34:47,769 --> 01:34:51,163 You have taught me that nothing in life is simple, but... 1548 01:34:52,817 --> 01:34:55,472 I mean, I just-- 1549 01:34:55,472 --> 01:34:58,693 Are you gonna make me be the one to call the magic word or what? 1550 01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:02,566 I mean, come on. - Really? 1551 01:35:02,566 --> 01:35:05,438 We're down to limited food again. 1552 01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:07,266 Now we have limited supplies in a dome 1553 01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:12,445 that may not hold much longer, and we have a baby on the way. 1554 01:35:12,445 --> 01:35:14,143 I know. 1555 01:35:14,143 --> 01:35:17,973 We have to start thinking logically at some point. 1556 01:35:17,973 --> 01:35:20,844 I get it. 1557 01:36:23,255 --> 01:36:25,388 Want coffee? 1558 01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:29,653 - Thanks. - Enjoy it. 1559 01:36:29,653 --> 01:36:31,786 It might be the last. 1560 01:36:50,543 --> 01:36:52,807 See, it's not too bad. 1561 01:36:59,639 --> 01:37:02,860 Did you know just one dude created Mario Brothers? 1562 01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:06,559 What? No. 1563 01:37:06,559 --> 01:37:08,431 You knew this whole time and you didn't-- 1564 01:37:08,431 --> 01:37:10,041 You know, it kept you busy. 1565 01:37:10,041 --> 01:37:13,175 Get out! Get the f-- Get out! 1566 01:37:13,175 --> 01:37:14,611 Get the f-- 1567 01:37:14,611 --> 01:37:17,657 You son of a bitch. That's crazy. 1568 01:37:17,657 --> 01:37:20,486 I was just thinking about those dudes this morning. 1569 01:37:20,486 --> 01:37:23,620 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1570 01:37:23,620 --> 01:37:25,361 I don't think you're just Luigi anymore. 1571 01:37:25,361 --> 01:37:27,493 So you do admit that you thought of me as your Luigi? 1572 01:37:27,493 --> 01:37:29,800 No, no, no, I was gonna say 1573 01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:31,496 that you're not justLuigi anymore, 1574 01:37:31,496 --> 01:37:32,934 and I'm not just Mario. 1575 01:37:32,934 --> 01:37:35,023 Because you read one science book? 1576 01:37:35,023 --> 01:37:36,633 No. 1577 01:37:36,633 --> 01:37:38,635 Yes. 1578 01:37:38,635 --> 01:37:41,898 But it's true, man. I think we're both. 1579 01:37:41,898 --> 01:37:43,466 Or like, we take turns. 1580 01:37:43,466 --> 01:37:46,295 Sometimes I'm Mario. Sometimes you're Luigi. 1581 01:37:46,295 --> 01:37:48,645 Sometimes you're the secret sauce. Sometimes I am. 1582 01:37:48,645 --> 01:37:50,952 It's kind of like... - We're partners. 1583 01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:53,650 Team. 1584 01:37:53,650 --> 01:37:55,739 This time, with a new mission. 1585 01:37:55,739 --> 01:37:57,610 Oh, yeah? What's that? 1586 01:37:57,610 --> 01:37:59,047 Well, we got to save 1587 01:37:59,047 --> 01:38:01,397 this 8 pounds of magic in my belly, right? 1588 01:38:09,187 --> 01:38:10,885 Look, man. 1589 01:38:13,235 --> 01:38:14,932 The thing about us having to 1590 01:38:14,932 --> 01:38:16,673 start to think logically, you know? 1591 01:38:16,673 --> 01:38:19,415 I get it. I'm hearing you. 1592 01:38:19,415 --> 01:38:26,465 But, um, none of this is logical. 1593 01:38:26,465 --> 01:38:28,424 I mean, look at me. 1594 01:38:30,382 --> 01:38:33,690 I'm me, and I'm pregnant. 1595 01:38:33,690 --> 01:38:36,867 And more fish were made. 1596 01:38:36,867 --> 01:38:39,522 I mean, we're kind of fucked that up a little bit, but... 1597 01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:43,918 And after years, yearsof darkness in here, 1598 01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:50,489 a fucking green light came and a storm. 1599 01:38:50,489 --> 01:38:57,018 So yes, yes, I know there is no logical reason 1600 01:38:57,018 --> 01:39:01,196 whatsoever that we should continue to survive, 1601 01:39:01,196 --> 01:39:02,980 but, dude... 1602 01:39:08,420 --> 01:39:09,856 You know what? Hold this. 1603 01:39:09,856 --> 01:39:11,467 I want-- I want to show you something. 1604 01:39:11,467 --> 01:39:13,425 - Okay. - Alright. 1605 01:39:17,342 --> 01:39:18,909 Close your eyes. 1606 01:39:18,909 --> 01:39:21,259 What is this, dude? Some kind of trust exercise? 1607 01:39:21,259 --> 01:39:22,739 I don't trust you for shit. 1608 01:39:22,739 --> 01:39:24,393 You one of them squinty peepers. 1609 01:39:24,393 --> 01:39:28,223 Turn around. Turn around. Okay. Don't look. 1610 01:39:28,223 --> 01:39:31,661 - I'm not looking. - Don't look. Hold on. 1611 01:40:04,607 --> 01:40:06,652 Okay. You can turn around. 1612 01:40:13,268 --> 01:40:15,009 I'm sorry. 1613 01:40:23,713 --> 01:40:26,803 I know that you and I disagree 1614 01:40:26,803 --> 01:40:30,023 on what actually went down that day. 1615 01:40:34,157 --> 01:40:37,466 - What? - How it went down. 1616 01:40:37,466 --> 01:40:43,862 Whether I was there or not. What we heard or didn't hear. 1617 01:40:43,862 --> 01:40:46,040 Alright, yeah. Got it. 1618 01:40:48,129 --> 01:40:50,870 As you can see, the pad is empty. 1619 01:40:59,705 --> 01:41:02,577 But I think we can agree on one thing. 1620 01:41:04,406 --> 01:41:08,671 A man walked into a room that day 1621 01:41:08,671 --> 01:41:14,111 and where there was previously no bowling ball... 1622 01:41:14,111 --> 01:41:15,895 suddenly... 1623 01:41:17,897 --> 01:41:22,032 ...there was an 8-pound bowling ball. 1624 01:41:22,032 --> 01:41:25,035 Okay. 1625 01:41:25,035 --> 01:41:30,127 And because of that... 1626 01:41:30,127 --> 01:41:33,870 and because of this... 1627 01:41:33,870 --> 01:41:41,704 we know that things happen that we cannot explain. 1628 01:41:41,704 --> 01:41:50,539 And no matter how hard and scary things get... 1629 01:41:53,759 --> 01:41:55,761 ...there's room for hope. 1630 01:41:57,589 --> 01:41:59,287 So... 1631 01:42:02,855 --> 01:42:06,207 Would you like to try and prove your magic theory 1632 01:42:06,207 --> 01:42:10,210 once and for all, my friend? 1633 01:42:10,210 --> 01:42:11,864 Billy. 1634 01:42:18,567 --> 01:42:21,657 Hey, no peeking. 1635 01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,326 Okay, done. 1636 01:42:46,769 --> 01:43:11,794 ♪ All my life, I've been searching ♪ 1637 01:43:11,794 --> 01:43:15,493 ♪ For a girl like you 1638 01:43:15,493 --> 01:43:19,105 ♪ And just like a song, you came along ♪ 1639 01:43:19,105 --> 01:43:22,892 ♪ And then you pulled me through ♪ 1640 01:43:22,892 --> 01:43:26,896 ♪ Well, I've been up and down, been all around ♪ 1641 01:43:26,896 --> 01:43:30,900 ♪ But now I finally know you're the only girl for me ♪ 1642 01:43:30,900 --> 01:43:37,907 ♪ This time, I'm in love 1643 01:43:37,907 --> 01:43:45,871 ♪ Well, I can't go on pretending any longer ♪ 1644 01:43:45,871 --> 01:43:49,266 ♪ No, this time, I'm in love 1645 01:43:49,266 --> 01:43:53,443 ♪ Yes, this time, I'm in love 1646 01:43:53,443 --> 01:43:55,751 ♪ Well, this time, girl 1647 01:43:55,751 --> 01:44:02,410 ♪ You know I'm in love 1648 01:44:02,410 --> 01:44:14,291 ♪ Well, I used to think 1649 01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:19,862 ♪ Love was just a game I couldn't play ♪ 1650 01:44:19,862 --> 01:44:23,735 ♪ Time after time, I'd lose my mind ♪ 1651 01:44:23,735 --> 01:44:27,261 ♪ Trying to give my heart away ♪ 1652 01:44:27,261 --> 01:44:31,221 ♪ Like a thief in the night, you came in my life ♪ 1653 01:44:31,221 --> 01:44:35,398 ♪ And when I wasn't looking, you stole my heart away ♪ 1654 01:44:35,398 --> 01:44:38,663 ♪ This time, I'm in love 1655 01:44:38,663 --> 01:44:42,450 ♪ You know, this time, I'm in love ♪ 1656 01:44:42,450 --> 01:44:50,153 ♪ Well, I can't go on pretending any longer ♪ 1657 01:44:50,153 --> 01:44:53,591 ♪ You know, this time, I'm in love ♪ 1658 01:44:53,591 --> 01:44:57,900 ♪ Oh, this time, I'm in love 1659 01:44:57,900 --> 01:45:00,163 ♪ Well, this time, girl 1660 01:45:00,163 --> 01:45:06,343 ♪ You know I'm in love 1661 01:45:06,343 --> 01:45:13,350 ♪ I never thought I'd find someone like you ♪ 1662 01:45:13,350 --> 01:45:20,966 ♪ I didn't think that love would come my way ♪ 1663 01:45:20,966 --> 01:45:28,844 ♪ Just when I thought I had to live my life alone ♪ 1664 01:45:28,844 --> 01:45:32,369 ♪ You came into my world 1665 01:45:32,369 --> 01:45:36,112 ♪ And you're calling out my name ♪ 1666 01:45:36,112 --> 01:45:39,463 ♪ This time, I'm in love 1667 01:45:39,463 --> 01:45:43,075 ♪ You know, this time, I'm in love ♪ 1668 01:45:43,075 --> 01:45:50,692 ♪ Well, I can't go on pretending any longer ♪ 1669 01:45:50,692 --> 01:45:54,913 ♪ This time, I'm in love 1670 01:45:54,913 --> 01:45:58,395 ♪ You know, this time, I'm in love ♪ 1671 01:45:58,395 --> 01:46:01,485 ♪ Well, this time, girl 1672 01:46:01,485 --> 01:46:08,187 ♪ You know I'm in love