1 00:00:00,497 --> 00:00:03,247 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:18,772 --> 00:00:21,355 (hammer bangs) 5 00:00:22,696 --> 00:00:25,419 Pin on your diapers, Charlie, and hit that nail. 6 00:00:25,419 --> 00:00:27,332 (hammer bangs) 7 00:00:27,332 --> 00:00:29,201 (birds chirping) 8 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:31,000 There you have it, Charlie. 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,143 Twin Pines is finally complete. 10 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:37,963 And one day, all of this is gonna be yours. 11 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:42,673 Don't fuck it up. 12 00:00:43,634 --> 00:00:46,384 (birds chirping) 13 00:00:58,723 --> 00:00:59,753 [Man] Fore! 14 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:02,644 (golf club bangs) 15 00:01:02,644 --> 00:01:05,394 (drink whizzing) 16 00:01:16,237 --> 00:01:19,237 (golf club strikes) 17 00:01:20,717 --> 00:01:23,467 (lighter clicks) 18 00:01:27,111 --> 00:01:30,194 (golf cart whirring) 19 00:01:42,117 --> 00:01:43,700 Hola, Mr. Conroy! 20 00:01:45,298 --> 00:01:47,754 Buenos Dias, Eñejo! 21 00:01:47,754 --> 00:01:50,337 (Eñejo cheers) 22 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,563 Amigo, amigo. 23 00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:56,670 [Fred] Boss, are you here yet? 24 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:01,322 Son of a bitch! 25 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,155 (Conroy grunts) 26 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:02,988 What? 27 00:02:02,988 --> 00:02:04,530 [Fred] We need an exterminator. 28 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:06,000 Just call the cheapest one you can find. 29 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,360 No more than three stars. 30 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,763 [Fred] You also need someone 31 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:11,430 that will generally run this club, 32 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:14,780 and not just run it into the ground. 33 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,920 Little harsh for 8:00 a.m. Fred. 34 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,820 [Fred] How's that morning latte, Conroy? 35 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:21,090 Oh, it was going great until you fucked it up. 36 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:24,650 [Fred] So you'll black out five minutes later than usual? 37 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:25,970 If I'm lucky. [Fred] Perfect, 38 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:28,444 I will update the schedule. 39 00:02:28,444 --> 00:02:31,527 (golf cart whirring) 40 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:56,069 (phone ringing) 41 00:02:56,069 --> 00:02:57,188 [Jake] Pop, phone. 42 00:02:58,724 --> 00:02:59,702 (phone ringing) 43 00:02:59,702 --> 00:03:01,194 Pop, 44 00:03:01,194 --> 00:03:02,527 phone's ringing. 45 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:07,010 [Pop] What the hell do I pay you for? 46 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:08,640 The phone's right behind you, you weirdo. 47 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,473 Just answer it. 48 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,280 [Man On TV] Trust me. She wants the whole shaft. 49 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,330 Roach Smokers. 50 00:03:15,474 --> 00:03:16,659 Yes, ma'am. 51 00:03:16,659 --> 00:03:18,409 And where is this at? 52 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,363 Twin Pines Country Club. 53 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:26,357 I'm gonna send my best man over there right now. 54 00:03:27,322 --> 00:03:28,989 Thank you very much. 55 00:03:31,157 --> 00:03:33,102 You hired someone new? 56 00:03:33,102 --> 00:03:36,745 Would you rather me lower their expectations? 57 00:03:36,745 --> 00:03:37,618 You could. 58 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,723 Might set a better precedent. 59 00:03:39,723 --> 00:03:43,100 Turn the damn TV off and get your ass to work. 60 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:43,933 You want this off? 61 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:44,766 Helps you sleep. 62 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:49,270 You relive your glory days on someone else's time. 63 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,260 The only future you have in golf 64 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:55,960 is at Twin Pines killing bugs. 65 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,180 Ouch, that was so mean. 66 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:01,070 Also, I've been hitting the driving range every Wednesday, 67 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:01,903 thank you very much. 68 00:04:01,903 --> 00:04:04,070 Oh, does Brandy know about this? 69 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:05,110 Oh God, no. 70 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:07,870 Please don't tell her also that'd be a massive problem. 71 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:08,703 Get your ass out here and make me some damn money. 72 00:04:08,703 --> 00:04:09,536 Okay, I love you so much. 73 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,180 Hope you say it back someday. 74 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,363 Yeah, I bet you do. 75 00:04:17,639 --> 00:04:20,722 (car engine revving) 76 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:25,738 (golf cart whirring) 77 00:04:28,566 --> 00:04:30,037 Oh, not again. 78 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:33,120 (golf cart whirring) 79 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,773 Ms. Gladys, you okay? 80 00:04:37,938 --> 00:04:39,523 [Gladys] Yeah, I'm fine. 81 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:41,920 (Gladys belches) 82 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,670 Dehydrated. 83 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,423 I'll send Emily over, stat. 84 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:49,430 Gladys needs a little assistance by the ninth hole Tee. 85 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:50,263 Copy? 86 00:04:50,263 --> 00:04:51,096 Copy that, on my way. 87 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:56,350 (siren wailing) 88 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:57,183 10-4. 89 00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:58,963 Emily's gonna bring you beer, Ms. Gladys. 90 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:01,137 We're good. 91 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:04,220 (golf cart whirring) 92 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,093 Fuckers. 93 00:05:21,998 --> 00:05:25,081 (golf carts buzzing) 94 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:31,142 Shane, Jesus! 95 00:05:33,428 --> 00:05:34,845 What's up boss? 96 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:40,320 Shainski had a big night, sex with a dude, again. 97 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,830 It's called being experimental, Mikels, 98 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:45,690 and dude was actually quite the gentleman... 99 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:48,350 and pretty fucking sexy. 100 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:49,183 Told you. 101 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,016 You guys gonna clean this up? 102 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:52,690 [Shainski] Hey, Linda! 103 00:05:52,690 --> 00:05:53,523 [Shainski] It's raining men, girl, let's go! 104 00:05:53,523 --> 00:05:54,356 ...Let's get some drinks! 105 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:02,087 (door bangs) 106 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:07,510 Charlie, we've gotta get this place together. 107 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:09,730 Fred, honey, take it easy. 108 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:11,010 Exterminator's on his way. 109 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:12,420 Great, see if he'll cut us a deal. 110 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:13,640 Yeah, how? 111 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,200 Maybe he likes golf. 112 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,940 Dixie Classic tournament... 113 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,180 Ready to lose again? 114 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,750 Won't be difficult. 115 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,140 It's our year to host. 116 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,480 A little patchwork on the greens. 117 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,151 Call it good, and goodbye. 118 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,360 And another thing. 119 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,750 Fred, you are killing my buzz. 120 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:29,720 Jarvis Boyd is the tournament director this year, 121 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,640 and you know his inspections can be a bitch. 122 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,450 He is not gonna give Charlie Conroy any breaks. 123 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:36,600 Twin Pines is of course for normal people. 124 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,940 I'll keep it that way. 125 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:40,250 There's a new rule in the Dixie this year. 126 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,083 Oh, more good news. 127 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,170 Any club that hasn't won 128 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:44,200 in a 15 year tournament cycle is out. 129 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,600 Spell it out for me, Fred. 130 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,633 We have to win the Dixie Classic. 131 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:52,740 Or, hear me, 132 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,590 say goodbye to this stupid tradition! 133 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,000 It's a dumb name anyway, 134 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,950 What year is it? 135 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,160 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 136 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,233 [Nick] Morning, everyone! 137 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:03,393 Connie! 138 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,073 What's shaking? 139 00:07:06,073 --> 00:07:08,380 It's our year to host the Dixie, 140 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:09,773 you need to get this place in shape. 141 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,410 What was that? 142 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,400 What. 143 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,310 I think I just cut you off. 144 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,620 I wasn't even speaking, Nick. 145 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:16,883 Oh, oh. 146 00:07:18,477 --> 00:07:20,000 (opens beer) 147 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,850 Good answer. 148 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:22,200 I have an appointment. 149 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,210 Another online date? 150 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:26,260 Wrong, I met her on a dating app, 151 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,300 I'm modernizing. 152 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:30,860 Court your online hussies somewhere else. 153 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:31,693 Liquor's free here. 154 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:32,760 No, it's not - 155 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,160 Nick, it's 9:00 a.m. 156 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,340 That's true, it is 9:00 a.m., Conroy. 157 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:38,903 She better show up sooner or I'm gonna start without her. 158 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,260 (door squeaks) 159 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,243 [Darcy] Knock, knock. 160 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:45,010 [Nick] Your breakfast, sir. 161 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:45,873 Hello? 162 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,140 Shit, she came in the front. 163 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:49,490 Hey, the tournament - 164 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:51,130 get this place in shape, huh? 165 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,654 I need you to go out there and talk to the exterminator. 166 00:07:52,654 --> 00:07:54,072 Is that a... 167 00:07:54,072 --> 00:07:55,373 That's where I cut you off. 168 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,130 Ah, miss Darcy. 169 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,113 Charlie Conroy! 170 00:08:08,169 --> 00:08:10,942 You're the exterminator? 171 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:11,775 ...Yeah. 172 00:08:11,775 --> 00:08:13,290 Yeah! What's your name? 173 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,589 Jake. 174 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:15,850 Hey Jake, I'm Nick. 175 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,280 Nice to meet you. 176 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,750 Jake, do you ever get in the mind of a bug 177 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:19,850 when you do your work? 178 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,970 Nah, I usually just kill 'em. 179 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:24,803 Right. 180 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:26,300 So what's the damage? 181 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,803 Well, it's roaches which I'm sure you saw. 182 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,730 Some cultures in the Amazon believe roaches 183 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:34,133 are premonition of death to the homeowner. 184 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,550 Who do you think's gonna die, Jake? 185 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,290 I mean, I don't really know you guys. 186 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:42,690 Yeah. 187 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,610 Yeah, I mean, I'll send the bill soon as possible. 188 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:46,490 Just in case. 189 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:48,170 How about club credit? 190 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,003 ...Beverages included, of course. 191 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:49,836 No, no, that's not possible. 192 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:53,730 All right, well send the bill over, 193 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,370 we'll take care of it, quick. 194 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:57,330 Yeah, we take any major credit card. 195 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:59,550 We're just a regular company. 196 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:02,780 Man, we really like that club credit thing around here, 197 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,290 but yeah, it's whatever, okay, 198 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:05,340 what do you gotta do? 199 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:11,350 All right, how about this? 200 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,960 I'll give you a small discount for a bucket of balls 201 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,370 at the driving range. 202 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:17,280 You got a deal. 203 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,530 But no one can find out about this. 204 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,253 Nobody. 205 00:09:21,253 --> 00:09:24,690 If my girl finds out, she will literally cut my dick off. 206 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,950 Sir, I know secrets men have died for. 207 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:29,943 Good men, men of honor. 208 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,990 Yeah, whatever, man. 209 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,520 Just don't tell anybody. 210 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,750 I mean, I don't know my name. 211 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,603 I won't tell me. 212 00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:41,793 ...You just said it was Nick. 213 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,340 [Nick opens beer] 214 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,840 So she says, come to the hotel 215 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,773 and text me when you get there. 216 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,340 I do. 217 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:29,640 She says there's this card key underneath the mat, 218 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,150 the side door, and there was. 219 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:33,983 Opened the door... 220 00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:36,950 Didn't really know what to expect, but I saw it right away. 221 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:39,470 The bathroom would be right there, but there was a, 222 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,020 like a sheet completely covering the bathroom door. 223 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,810 But there was a slit in the sheet. 224 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,030 What are you talking about? 225 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:48,380 [Dogleg] Yes, sir, I'd like to make a return please. 226 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:52,460 On an item number A2415. 227 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:55,040 It's lube on the move. 228 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,230 Yes, sir, I have two of those 229 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,103 and I'd like return them both, please. 230 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:00,793 There's Dogleg. 231 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,203 Hey also, is this approved by FDA? 232 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,020 No? 233 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,137 So you still don't know what she looks like? 234 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:09,970 Not a clue. 235 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,840 [Jake] You guys gotta keep hanging out, or? 236 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,069 - I hope so, man. 237 00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:13,950 [Jake] Think it'll be something serious? 238 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,623 I doubt it could possibly be. 239 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:18,785 By the way, it's... 240 00:11:18,785 --> 00:11:19,868 Damn! 241 00:11:19,868 --> 00:11:20,701 Fuck you man. 242 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:22,180 [Jake] Yeah man, thanks for letting me do this. 243 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,430 Oh, it's my pleasure. 244 00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,540 Thanks for listening to my story. 245 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,490 Mom didn't like it. 246 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:33,660 Holy shit. 247 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,940 Man, you're pretty good. 248 00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,860 I'm gonna come up there and kick your ass, dude! 249 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:39,460 Yeah, I used to play. 250 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,700 Used to? 251 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,930 Yeah, girlfriend. 252 00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,493 Ah, right. 253 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,530 No, the blow-up-doll was fine. 254 00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,980 We just wish it was a girl not a guy. 255 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:52,750 But it's fine, my wife loves him- 256 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,490 You must have a huge dick! 257 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,690 - Oh, not you sir. 258 00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:58,970 Do we like this guy? 259 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,391 I don't even know that guy. 260 00:12:00,391 --> 00:12:03,127 [Dogleg] I've gotta... 261 00:12:03,127 --> 00:12:05,730 What's the flattest iron you're having there? 262 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,087 We got a two! 263 00:12:07,087 --> 00:12:07,980 You have a two iron? [Nick] Oh yeah. 264 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,440 For real? 265 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,797 Wow, look at that. 266 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,630 Get it. 267 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,463 That'll work. 268 00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:14,580 Oh man, I can't wait to see this shit. 269 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:15,720 What is this, a family heirloom? 270 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,270 Nah, I don't have any family. 271 00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:28,279 (golf ball whistles) 272 00:12:29,461 --> 00:12:30,493 Goddamn dude. 273 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:33,483 Holy shit. 274 00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:34,316 [Nick] Wow. 275 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,610 I will be right back, sir. 276 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:38,443 All right. 277 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,630 So, what are the rules on the participants 278 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,260 for the tournament? 279 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:54,450 Employees and members, even I know that. 280 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:55,283 ...This guy. 281 00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:57,400 You know, we're still looking for a club for pro, right? 282 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,290 Pro, what happened to Harvey? 283 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,477 Oh, he's dead. 284 00:13:00,477 --> 00:13:01,670 What? 285 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,219 How, when? 286 00:13:03,219 --> 00:13:05,073 A couple years, I have no idea really? 287 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,093 My word. 288 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:10,996 [Dougleg] Fuck you man. 289 00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:12,282 Damn you. 290 00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:13,449 Ah, fuck dude. 291 00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,601 My balls everywhere! 292 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,463 Oh man. 293 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,310 What the heck dude. 294 00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:24,340 Fuck man. 295 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,110 Fuck you, man. 296 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:26,943 What? 297 00:13:26,943 --> 00:13:28,183 No, I'll call you back. 298 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,350 Good? 299 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,180 [Dogleg] Fuck you! 300 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,130 I can't hear you. 301 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,623 I'm Jake. 302 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,713 Jake! 303 00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:45,115 (golf cart whirring) 304 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:53,430 Hey, that was pretty incredible on the range there. 305 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,110 Oh, thanks man. 306 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:57,780 I'm Charlie Conroy, I own all this. 307 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,090 Oh, Jake Baxter. 308 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,310 Nice to meet you. 309 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,243 How much you make killing bugs, Jake? 310 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:04,635 Not a ton. 311 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,952 (phone rings) 312 00:14:05,952 --> 00:14:07,640 Oh, go ahead. 313 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,473 What's up, Pop. 314 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,470 Where in the hell have you been? 315 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:14,770 Janice Wieman has called three times! 316 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,947 I know, yes, I'm on it. 317 00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:16,950 [Pop] You've been outta- 318 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,240 I'm on it Pop. 319 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,073 [Pop] -fuckin around on the golf course - 320 00:14:20,073 --> 00:14:21,380 I'm hanging up. 321 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,880 Goodbye. [Pop} Piece of shit. 322 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,713 Work for me. 323 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:25,863 What's that? 324 00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:27,040 I want you to be my golf pro. 325 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,640 You serious? 326 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,000 You got quite a reputation, you know that? 327 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,680 I remember you from your college days. 328 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,350 Oh yeah, my college days. 329 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:40,100 Criminal, dropout, golf phenom... 330 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,300 You'll fit right in man. 331 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:43,930 What do you guys even pay? 332 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:45,703 Double. 333 00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:47,430 Of half your current pay, 334 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:48,923 10% increase, of course. 335 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,578 Yeah, that's a really shitty deal. Sorry. 336 00:14:53,578 --> 00:14:54,890 Shit's also a fertilizer, Jake, 337 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,470 plus you're an exterminator, so... 338 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:59,300 You get a raise to have a cool job. 339 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,810 Why don't you show up tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m. 340 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:02,890 Anything else Nick? 341 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,450 Well, I mean you get free buckets of balls. 342 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,310 The world's yours, buddy. 343 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,380 Yeah, I can't, I'm sorry. 344 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,190 That would be a huge problem with my girlfriend. 345 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,300 She should be happy if you're happy, Jake. 346 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,510 And if not just dump her ass. 347 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:18,530 I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so. 348 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,950 I'm sure she's understanding. 349 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:22,230 And rich and beautiful? No. 350 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,730 How does she feel about your current employment? 351 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:29,580 It's literally anything but golf is allowed. 352 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,413 Really? 353 00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,720 That's kind of where I right now. 354 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,080 (phone rings) Jesus. 355 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,460 I'm sorry. 356 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,580 Yes Pop, I'm just finishing up over here. 357 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:40,073 It's okay Jake, you're fired. 358 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,743 Hello? 359 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,283 I just got fired. 360 00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,693 (pat on back) 361 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,900 See you tomorrow morning. 362 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,733 9:00 a.m. 363 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:07,873 Oh, goddamn it. 364 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,123 [Jarvis] Well gentlemen, 365 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,840 welcome to the quarterly board meeting 366 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,460 of the Magnolia Pointe Country Club. 367 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,350 Our first order of business today 368 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:07,350 is to revoke the membership of Mr. Gerald Schilner. 369 00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:11,320 It seems his financials 370 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,100 are not in line with this club's requirements. 371 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,560 And his car's five years old for heaven sakes. 372 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,923 [Gary] And it's hunter green. 373 00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,327 Poor people, ew. (they all laugh) 374 00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:23,813 [Adrian] Zip it, you twats! 375 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,133 Daddy. 376 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,290 Anything else? 377 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,370 Yeah, I just talked to Darcy Dobbins. 378 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,453 It seems Twin Pines has hired a new golf pro. 379 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,573 Did they? 380 00:17:36,573 --> 00:17:37,600 [Thomas] Yes, sir, Mr. Boyd. 381 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,533 An exterminator... Jake Baxter. 382 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,367 JAKE BAXTER!? 383 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,579 (man laughs) 384 00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:47,860 Yeah, we are familiar. 385 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,870 He was on my golf team in college. 386 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,050 He got kicked out for selling drugs. 387 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:53,173 Is he any good? 388 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,010 He beat Adrian a few times. 389 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,500 I was injured. 390 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,933 Okay, then what? 391 00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:01,820 Then he became a loser exterminator, genius. 392 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:02,850 Duh. 393 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:03,953 Not anymore. 394 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,886 Clean your ugly face, ugly person. 395 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,230 Oh burn. 396 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,930 (both laugh) 397 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,050 Fuck you Thomas. - Fuck you. 398 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:17,423 So what exactly do we need to know about this Baxter guy? 399 00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:24,474 I said, what do we need to know about this Baxter guy? 400 00:18:30,117 --> 00:18:33,200 (car engine roaring) 401 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:36,789 (rain pattering) 402 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:55,613 Brandy? 403 00:18:57,356 --> 00:18:58,310 The fuck! 404 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,630 Where have you been? 405 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,910 Fuck it, I was working late. 406 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,420 There's a bunch of bugs- 407 00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,070 I'll ask you again. 408 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:07,560 Where the fuck have you been? 409 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,393 I cooked. 410 00:19:08,393 --> 00:19:09,670 I cheated on you. 411 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,230 I was out having sex with someone, my secretary. 412 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,460 You don't have a secretary. 413 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,630 A secretary, and she was so hot, too. 414 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:18,780 And she was a doctor secretary, and she was a doctor, too. 415 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,613 Son of a bitch. 416 00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,010 It was just sticking outta my pocket, wasn't it? 417 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:21,930 Classic Baxter. 418 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,130 Pop fired you and now you're playing golf. 419 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,770 Babe, it was just the driving range. 420 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:26,968 It wasn't even fun. 421 00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,654 It was stupid- Same thing. 422 00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:29,487 Well, it's not the same thing, baby. 423 00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:30,670 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 424 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,220 But I have news, I have really good news. 425 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,290 You ready? 426 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,350 So you know how you've always been saying 427 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:38,303 I should quit Roach Smokers, get a real job. 428 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,570 Yeah, but you didn't quit, you got fired. 429 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,790 Yeah, that part took care of itself. 430 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,830 But the cool part is I got a new job. 431 00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,070 Who would hire you? 432 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,103 Twin Pines. 433 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,800 Conroy's old club? 434 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,633 Yeah. 435 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:56,853 And what are you doing at Twin Pines? 436 00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,386 I don't know. 437 00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,360 We- we didn't really talk about it. 438 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,193 I think I'm the new club pro. 439 00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:02,026 That's it. 440 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:06,040 Babe, it pays more and it's something I actually enjoy. 441 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,210 Like we need money. 442 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,970 I'm not gonna keep living off your dad's money 443 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:09,930 for the rest of my life. 444 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,390 What the fuck is that? 445 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:12,230 Is that new? 446 00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:14,091 There's a new man in town. 447 00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:15,250 Good God. 448 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:20,250 So you just need to get out of my house. 449 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,450 Brandy. Now. 450 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,820 Fuck!. Like now. 451 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:24,653 Are you seriously hitting me? 452 00:20:24,653 --> 00:20:26,228 Like for real. Okay, Brandy! 453 00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,271 Like, get out. 454 00:20:27,271 --> 00:20:29,056 - If I did that to you- Now, get out. 455 00:20:29,056 --> 00:20:29,889 - It'd be a whole thing on the news. 456 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:32,960 (banging on door) 457 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,793 Brandy! 458 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,790 Please don't use that thing without me 459 00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:42,575 that will ruin my confidence, Brandy, please. 460 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,660 (thunder rumbling) 461 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,083 Can I at least have my keys? 462 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,533 Brandy. 463 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,379 (crickets chirping) 464 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:33,845 (door bangs) 465 00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:36,523 Excuse me. 466 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,550 Sorry. 467 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,553 (Eñejo whispers) Shut the fuck up man! 468 00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:42,903 We're trying to surprise someone. 469 00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,561 (Jake whispers) Who are we surprising? 470 00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:46,500 You're still talking? 471 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,053 I'm sorry, man. 472 00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:50,240 Dude, we got a new golf pro. 473 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,073 Just go and spray or whatever you do, bro. 474 00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:51,906 ...You're gonna laugh, but I think I'm the new golf pro. 475 00:22:03,647 --> 00:22:05,388 Unless you hired more than one. 476 00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:06,221 What? 477 00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,054 I'm Jake. 478 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,050 I met Conroy yesterday, and Nick. 479 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,320 (yells out) Fucking surprise bro. 480 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:17,350 Hey Jake! Someone unjammed the back door, that's awesome. 481 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:18,183 Whoa. 482 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,470 We love surprises around here. 483 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:21,303 We just love 'em. 484 00:22:21,303 --> 00:22:22,136 We're not good at 'em but- 485 00:22:22,136 --> 00:22:23,810 No, no, I was surprised. 486 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,000 Yeah, hey, grab some candy if you want. 487 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,833 I'm good for now. 488 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,730 Okay, okay. 489 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,520 Yeah, we already got into that piñata. 490 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,840 I mean it's a piñata, yeah. 491 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,830 Hey, this is the Twin Pines crew. 492 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:34,770 How's it going everybody? 493 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,257 Yeah, look at that. Thank you for this. 494 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,150 Jake... uh, Baxter. 495 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,753 Yeah, our head greensman, Eñejo. 496 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:43,710 Hey, aloha amigo. 497 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,543 Aloha. 498 00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:48,010 Hey, pacha-mama of the Aztec nation welcomes you. 499 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,720 Yeah, pacha-mama uh back at you. 500 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,253 Tell her, I said hello. 501 00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,930 Goes to Peru one week, changes him forever. 502 00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:56,920 That's where we met actually. 503 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,203 Follow me. 504 00:22:58,203 --> 00:23:00,040 This is Fred, she's our badass bartender. 505 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,560 Fred, is it? Fred. 506 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,783 As in like... 507 00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:04,035 Fred. 508 00:23:04,035 --> 00:23:05,360 Your name is Fred. 509 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,980 We got Shainski, Mikels. 510 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,490 I would avoid them if you could. 511 00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,580 You're late to the party, bro. 512 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:13,433 That's okay, Jake's running late too. 513 00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:16,240 Are they good? 514 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,640 No, they're not. 515 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,010 All right, here we have Emily. 516 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:20,940 She drives the beer cart. 517 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,300 And her sister as hot as hell 518 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,810 and doesn't think that I am. 519 00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:25,050 Bummer. Yeah. 520 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,320 Hi Jake. How's it going? 521 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,740 Your expertise is a welcome change. 522 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,690 Hopefully you work out better than the last head pro. 523 00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:32,780 He died. 524 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,970 Yeah. 525 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:34,810 Did he really die? 526 00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:36,260 Oh yeah, he died real hard. 527 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:37,100 [Jake] Oh. 528 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,873 Last and very least, we have Dogleg. 529 00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:42,540 He drives the picker cart, which you demolished, 530 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,200 but he also runs the pro shop 531 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,380 and you could use some new threads. 532 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,680 So go ahead and do your thing Leg. 533 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,740 I say a medium shirt, 32 by 30 pants. 534 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:52,110 A little loose on the trousers there. 535 00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,350 Yeah, actually dead on. 536 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:56,310 You hit my cart again, I'll rip those nuts off. 537 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,143 Cool. 538 00:23:57,143 --> 00:23:59,370 Sorry, I didn't know I would like meet you in person. 539 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,150 Okay, beer. 540 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,740 I'm good, thank you. 541 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:03,573 Little early, don't you think? 542 00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:05,360 It's like 9:00 a.m. Okay. 543 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,450 Thank you, thank you for saying that. 544 00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,421 I think we started around 7:00, right? 545 00:24:09,421 --> 00:24:10,545 6:00? 6:30. 546 00:24:10,545 --> 00:24:11,517 Maybe 6:30. 547 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:12,350 El YESTARDA 548 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:13,500 Enejo hasn't stopped. 549 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:15,666 Really? 550 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:16,620 Yeah. 551 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:20,460 So you guys all just drink as soon as the day starts. 552 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,423 Welcome to hell. 553 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,650 Right on, cool. 554 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:27,053 So who's all like running things? 555 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,710 Back to work, everyone! 556 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,063 Gotcha! 557 00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:40,280 We so got him. 558 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,890 Yeah, this place pretty much runs itself. 559 00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,130 We're fine. 560 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,189 It does? 561 00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:45,430 Yeah. 562 00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:46,330 I don't know. 563 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:47,460 I do... 564 00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,293 ...and you do too. 565 00:24:48,293 --> 00:24:51,170 Hey, let me show you your office. 566 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:52,003 I have an office. 567 00:24:52,003 --> 00:24:53,840 Fuck yeah, you have an office. 568 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,673 Oh yeah, sure. 569 00:24:54,673 --> 00:24:55,506 Show me the office. 570 00:24:55,506 --> 00:24:56,339 Follow me. All right. 571 00:24:56,339 --> 00:24:57,720 Excuse me. Sorry. 572 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,620 Yep, here we go. 573 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:00,973 Oh, is this it? 574 00:25:00,973 --> 00:25:02,340 Yeah. Oh, okay. 575 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,173 Yeah. 576 00:25:03,173 --> 00:25:04,006 I thought you said, I got an office. 577 00:25:04,006 --> 00:25:05,130 I don't think I said that. 578 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,120 Now get back there, feel it out. 579 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:07,953 Sure. 580 00:25:07,953 --> 00:25:09,520 No, yeah, this is nice. 581 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,690 Yeah, it is. 582 00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:13,240 Yeah, this is... [Nick] A desk. 583 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,350 Yeah, this is plenty. 584 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,290 Agreed, agreed. 585 00:25:16,290 --> 00:25:17,540 Oops. 586 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:18,390 It's all right. 587 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:20,323 Oh my God. 588 00:25:20,323 --> 00:25:21,156 That. 589 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:23,500 Can't waste that. 590 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,333 Yeah. 591 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:29,620 So just to be clear, what exactly is my job supposed to be? 592 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,870 You know, go out to the range and practice, 593 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,600 participate in our annual tournament. 594 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,440 Glad-hand the members and the guests. 595 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,419 Club pro shit. 596 00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:39,490 Wait, I have to play in a tournament? 597 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,180 Yeah, it's not a big deal, it'll be fun. 598 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:42,410 There's no pressure, we never win. 599 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,590 Okay, I haven't played golf in like seven years. 600 00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:46,353 Well, I appreciate your modesty. 601 00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:48,513 What is that? 602 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:49,346 What? 603 00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:50,179 Is that a hickey? 604 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,690 It's definitely not a hickey. 605 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:54,850 I haven't had a hickey in a really long time. 606 00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,240 You dog, let's get you outta those clothes. 607 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,400 Is there something on my neck, Nick? 608 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,152 Nick, my neck? 609 00:26:00,152 --> 00:26:02,735 (upbeat music) 610 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,933 All right, so this is where you'll be schmoozing 611 00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:17,520 with the guests, the members, the drunk golfers, 612 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,267 giving 'em tips and tricks and stuff like that. 613 00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,470 Let's do a shot. 614 00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:23,047 I'm good, thank you. 615 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,047 All right. 616 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,030 You are spilling that. 617 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,780 All over the bar, sure. 618 00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:32,680 Great. 619 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,300 All right, there you go. 620 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,080 I said no, thank you. 621 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:36,930 I'll take both. 622 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,320 Jake, I'm sure no one's told you. 623 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,130 So let me be the first. 624 00:26:42,130 --> 00:26:44,450 We're not gonna make it to next quarter. 625 00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:47,740 Fred, easy, it's his first day. 626 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,910 Welcome Jake. 627 00:26:48,910 --> 00:26:50,400 Where's your glass? 628 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,650 I actually don't drink. 629 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:53,933 What? 630 00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:57,270 If I have one drink, then within the hour, 631 00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,840 I'll be out on that fairway naked smoking meth. 632 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,190 It's like a whole problem, people will hate me. 633 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,330 People would love you. 634 00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:05,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa, do not try to corrupt 635 00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:06,800 our new golf pro. 636 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,640 The hell is wrong with you two. 637 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,700 Fred is right. 638 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,170 It's actually kind of perfect. 639 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,730 Not only do we need to fix this place up, 640 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,810 but we need to win that prize money. 641 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:19,160 And if Jake is sober, God help him, 642 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,960 maybe that will improve our chances. 643 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,900 I'm glad you think that's funny. 644 00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:28,180 Now who besides the three of us here can actually play golf? 645 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,670 Well, we got me. One. 646 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:31,790 You. Two. 647 00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:33,680 There's this guy. Now three. 648 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,470 Yeah, you're right. 649 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:36,740 We need one more. 650 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,770 Conroy, we have to win the tournament this year. 651 00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:40,740 Have we ever won the tournament? 652 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:41,573 Yeah. 653 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:43,743 A long time ago. 654 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:47,120 My dad started the Dixie when he built this club, 655 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,880 I can't get us kicked out of it. 656 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,580 Besides we need that fucking prize money. 657 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:53,070 We can do countless things. 658 00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:56,440 We could do like a yard sale of some sort. 659 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,140 We could do a car, like a sexy car wash. 660 00:27:59,140 --> 00:27:59,973 Something, I don't know. 661 00:27:59,973 --> 00:28:01,030 We could strip down and get some-- 662 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:01,934 - I'm not doing a car wash. 663 00:28:01,934 --> 00:28:03,570 I don't know, I'm just riffing. 664 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:06,060 We lose the tournament, we lose the money, 665 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,500 we lose the club, we lose our jobs. 666 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,150 I'm losing my buzz. 667 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:10,983 Anyone wanna shot? 668 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:12,000 Deal me in. Jake? 669 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,290 No, I'm still sober. 670 00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:17,200 So Conroy, do I have to play against other like, club pros? 671 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,950 Relax, it's captain's choice. 672 00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:20,330 Best ball wins each stroke. 673 00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:21,467 No, no, that's the whole thing. 674 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,670 That's what I was telling you, I can't. 675 00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:24,980 My girlfriend. 676 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,220 Look, who is this girl? 677 00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:28,393 Why does she hate golf? 678 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:33,700 Jake, many psychologists affirm that malicious feelings 679 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,770 toward a significant others' key interest 680 00:28:35,770 --> 00:28:36,603 is very, very toxic. 681 00:28:36,603 --> 00:28:37,436 Psychologists don't even know my girlfriend. 682 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:42,710 We're fine, we're in love. 683 00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:45,453 I like her a lot and we're happy. 684 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:49,960 When I was in college, on the golf team, 685 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,180 I used to get in a lot of trouble 686 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,559 and her whole family kinda hates me. 687 00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:55,392 Yeah. 688 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,820 So shots? 689 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,010 No, I don't drink. 690 00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,020 I permanently don't drink. 691 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:03,060 Okay. At all. 692 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:03,893 All right. 693 00:29:05,570 --> 00:29:06,403 I get it. 694 00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:11,209 (classical music) 695 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,920 Well, it's just been a pleasure to meet you, 696 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,900 Mr. Al-Asmari 697 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,620 Sarah, the pleasure's all mine. 698 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:19,470 Thank you so much. 699 00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:21,570 Your application has been submitted, 700 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,640 so I hope I get to call you in a couple of weeks 701 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,530 with the good news. 702 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,640 Well, I'm excited, Sarah. 703 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,970 I've been looking forward to playing this place a long time. 704 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,660 Oh, it's the my pleasure. 705 00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,090 Yes, you have a great day. 706 00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:32,200 I'll see you soon. Yeah, you too. 707 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,033 Okay. 708 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,310 Relax, Sarah. 709 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:09,250 Oh, I was-- 710 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:10,940 No, I thought I would just drop by 711 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,310 and see how you were doing. 712 00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:15,506 I am doing fine. 713 00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:19,603 You know that applicant that was just in here 714 00:30:19,603 --> 00:30:22,200 a little while ago. Yes. 715 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,200 He seemed a little, what's the word? 716 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,003 Unconventional, non-traditional, different. 717 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:31,963 Sure. 718 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,590 All business aside, that offer for that second drink 719 00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:38,450 still stands. 720 00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:40,200 Oh, yeah. 721 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,790 Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted. 722 00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,643 The end of a long day, you know? 723 00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:49,530 But thank you. 724 00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:51,530 We'll take this up at a different time. 725 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,440 All right everybody, listen up. 726 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,040 I got an announcement to make. 727 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,620 We've got the Dixie tournament coming up 728 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:05,210 and short story shorter, we have to win. 729 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:07,590 So we are getting our shit together, okay. 730 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:10,160 The team is gonna be Jake, Nick and myself, 731 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,160 which means only one of you needs to learn how to play golf. 732 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,790 Who's the best here at Twin Pines? 733 00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,400 Yeah, who sucks the least? 734 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,900 That'd be Shane when he's sober, 735 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:22,240 but one sip of booze, he's fucked. 736 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,503 Harsh dude. 737 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,493 It's true. 738 00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:29,100 Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche 739 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,400 at Magnolia Pointe. 740 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,440 Yeah, I am aware. 741 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,290 Thank you, Emily. 742 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:34,970 Yeah, Adrian Boyd has not lost in seven years. 743 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,222 Still the biggest douchebag in seven kingdoms. 744 00:31:37,222 --> 00:31:38,055 Am I? 745 00:31:38,055 --> 00:31:39,450 Is he? 746 00:31:39,450 --> 00:31:40,653 Oh Christ. 747 00:31:42,450 --> 00:31:44,880 Jake fucking Baxter. 748 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,800 I haven't seen you since you were being a loser, 749 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,970 letting everyone down. 750 00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:52,534 Shouldn't you be somewhere spraying cockroaches? 751 00:31:52,534 --> 00:31:55,630 (all laugh) 752 00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:57,070 You know this prick? 753 00:31:57,070 --> 00:31:58,880 Yeah, for sure. 754 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,240 Believe it or not, this tiny little boy 755 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,740 is my future brother-in-law, can't wait. 756 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:06,329 Maybe you people haven't realized this, 757 00:32:06,329 --> 00:32:09,483 but your new golf pro is a convicted felon, 758 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:14,625 an alcoholic and a drug addict. 759 00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:16,157 Yeah. 760 00:32:16,157 --> 00:32:16,990 (all cheer) Yeah! 761 00:32:17,850 --> 00:32:18,930 Don't cheer, don't cheer. 762 00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:20,023 I'm sober now, seven years. 763 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:21,923 I keep telling you guys. Thank you. 764 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,500 Baxter, you deserve to be in this dump. 765 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,830 Jesus! 766 00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:27,930 What color is your ceiling? 767 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:28,803 Cancer? 768 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:32,840 What's with this homeless guy? 769 00:32:38,016 --> 00:32:39,210 (both laugh) 770 00:32:39,210 --> 00:32:40,690 Fuck you. 771 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:42,000 The fuck do you want? 772 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,820 Just trying to grab some beers, man. 773 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,640 Catch the scenery. 774 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,720 Trying to figure out what happened to this shithole. 775 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,980 Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat. 776 00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:53,721 Wow. How about no. 777 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:56,560 All right, I'm sorry, but her name's Fred. 778 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,330 Fred? Yeah. 779 00:32:58,330 --> 00:33:00,650 Oh, I'll call your name out later, baby. 780 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:02,000 Fred, Fred. 781 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,450 It's a guy's name. 782 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,283 Oh Jesus. 783 00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:07,670 Hey, watch it bro, I'll sue your ass. 784 00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:08,960 Hold me back, man. 785 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,570 Hey man, you're lucky they're holding me back, bro. 786 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:13,550 Slow down fucker. 787 00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:14,920 Shitty bar anyway. 788 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,470 I think it's time for you to go. 789 00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:19,020 This place makes my eyes want to kill themselves. 790 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,073 Let's go. 791 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,383 Wait. 792 00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:26,260 Hey Jake. 793 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:27,093 What? 794 00:33:27,093 --> 00:33:29,650 Don't you wanna know what my handicap is these days? 795 00:33:30,890 --> 00:33:32,793 Your personality? Impotence? 796 00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:34,513 Oh my God. 797 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,193 You think you can beat me. 798 00:33:39,965 --> 00:33:42,291 (they laugh) 799 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,124 Oh my God. 800 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,960 That is so adorable. 801 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,790 I just wanna pinch you. 802 00:33:48,790 --> 00:33:51,517 (both laugh) 803 00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:52,544 I do! 804 00:33:52,544 --> 00:33:54,145 You know what, I do. 805 00:33:54,145 --> 00:33:56,135 It wouldn't be anything new, would it? 806 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,650 That was seven years ago, man. 807 00:33:58,650 --> 00:34:01,600 Conroy, is this little asshole the only competition we have? 808 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,980 I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole. 809 00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,320 Huge. 810 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,230 Gaping. 811 00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:09,160 When he poots, it goes whoooo. 812 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,063 Wind tunnel. 813 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,870 Why are you bragging about that? 814 00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:17,090 Watch your shit, Baxter. 815 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,300 Yeah, I'll watch my shit, bro. 816 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,760 I'll watch my shit drop on your face. 817 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,552 Yeah gross, I'm sorry. 818 00:34:22,552 --> 00:34:25,120 I don't usually say stuff like that. 819 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,170 I don't know what to say to that. 820 00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,003 Come on. 821 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,330 Later nerds. 822 00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,610 Hey guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 823 00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:35,023 Wow, fuck. 824 00:34:36,052 --> 00:34:37,862 A bit of a scene, huh? 825 00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:39,917 I'm sorry about that everybody. 826 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,160 I have kind of a history with that guy. 827 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,800 You just gotta externalize him, man. 828 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,020 I mean this whole experience is a result of our ego. 829 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:49,340 So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good. 830 00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,550 After the tournament. What was that dude? 831 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:54,173 Was that like special ops or Navy Seal or what? 832 00:34:54,173 --> 00:34:55,920 I was mall security for a while. 833 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,753 Can I get a shot, please? 834 00:34:56,753 --> 00:34:57,586 [Dogleg] Dangerous mall. 835 00:34:57,586 --> 00:34:58,419 Yeah, you actually deserve this one. 836 00:34:59,926 --> 00:35:01,010 Hey, you know what, can I borrow that club 837 00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:02,010 up there real quick? 838 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,013 I got an idea. 839 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:07,130 Go ahead. Perfect. 840 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:09,946 Can you come with me though just 'cause you can, 841 00:35:09,946 --> 00:35:12,113 that kick that you can do. 842 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:22,010 Those chicks upstairs were jocking you so hard, bro. 843 00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:23,110 Of course they were. 844 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:27,087 Get in the car. 845 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,303 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 846 00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,930 There's no fucking way I'm letting that guy 847 00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:37,920 steal my thunder. 848 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,950 Oh hell no. 849 00:35:38,950 --> 00:35:41,140 Your thunder is so unstealable A. money. 850 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:41,973 Right? 851 00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:44,723 [All] Yeah. 852 00:35:45,765 --> 00:35:46,598 Oh Jesus Christ. 853 00:35:46,598 --> 00:35:47,620 Are you okay? 854 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,120 I don't know, you guys okay? 855 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,333 Fore. 856 00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:55,870 Nobody fucks with Seabiscuit! 857 00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:00,308 Oh, he's coming, man. 858 00:36:00,308 --> 00:36:01,358 Get in the car man. 859 00:36:02,645 --> 00:36:04,762 Go, go, go, man. 860 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:06,524 See you in court! 861 00:36:06,524 --> 00:36:07,524 Take care. 862 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,833 Oh my God, man. 863 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,140 This place rules, man. 864 00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:25,690 Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition. 865 00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:26,540 Yeah, me too. 866 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:27,610 See how it goes. 867 00:36:27,610 --> 00:36:29,110 So what happened in college? 868 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,043 Yeah, yeah, that was kind of an ordeal. 869 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:39,500 10 hookers from just like the yellow pages. 870 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,440 I think that was the worst part, was the hookers. 871 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,230 But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack. 872 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:51,230 133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke. 873 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:54,460 And then some molly and then some guy brought ketamine. 874 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:56,290 I had never done ketamine. 875 00:36:56,290 --> 00:37:00,610 So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid. 876 00:37:00,610 --> 00:37:02,670 This is after I won state junior year. 877 00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,650 That sounds like a great week. 878 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:05,650 This was one night. 879 00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:08,830 How'd she find out? 880 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,210 That was my fault. 881 00:37:10,210 --> 00:37:14,290 I invited her into bed with us and then she knew 882 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,940 right then and there. 883 00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:19,720 And how is she handling all this? 884 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,290 Not great. 885 00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:22,950 She locked me out last night. 886 00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,100 I slept in the rain. 887 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,860 So that's couple stuff. 888 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:27,693 You're together seven years, 889 00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:30,730 you kinda, you sleep in the rain sometimes. 890 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:32,390 We'll talk about it at dinner. 891 00:37:32,390 --> 00:37:35,030 So back to this whole you not playing golf 892 00:37:35,030 --> 00:37:36,750 for the last seven years. 893 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:41,050 Can we get you back out for another round or five tomorrow. 894 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,690 And then every other day leading up to the tournament? 895 00:37:43,690 --> 00:37:46,180 We've got two weeks to practice. 896 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,720 Jake, historically, we've not had the best relationship 897 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,900 with the members at Magnolia Pointe. 898 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,023 Or the management. 899 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,403 Boss fucked Jarvis's wife. 900 00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:57,460 His ex-wife. 901 00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:58,690 Because you fucked her. 902 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:00,720 You fucked Jarvis's wife? 903 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,890 Oh my God, dude. 904 00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:03,390 Is that why they got divorced? 905 00:38:04,727 --> 00:38:06,400 You know the rumors that he's in the closet 906 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,970 and that's why they got divorced. 907 00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:10,040 Oh, he's deep in the closet. 908 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,330 Damn dude, that's cool. 909 00:38:12,330 --> 00:38:14,390 I think that's really cool. 910 00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:15,630 Sick dude. 911 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,580 How's Adrian's game looking these days? 912 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,093 I said how's Adrian's game these days? 913 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,391 Let me get this for you, sir. 914 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:20,442 You got a little something on your shirt. 915 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,315 What? 916 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:22,148 Something on your shirt. 917 00:39:22,148 --> 00:39:22,981 - hat the hell? 918 00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:23,814 What is this? 919 00:39:23,814 --> 00:39:24,647 Did you do this? 920 00:39:24,647 --> 00:39:25,547 I did not. 921 00:39:25,547 --> 00:39:27,770 Get the hell out, you're fired. 922 00:39:27,770 --> 00:39:29,253 Oh right. Get outta here. 923 00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:43,390 Night fellas. 924 00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:44,870 See you later, man. 925 00:39:44,870 --> 00:39:46,030 Good first day, Jake. 926 00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:47,350 Thank you, sir. 927 00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:48,183 You good to drive? 928 00:39:48,183 --> 00:39:49,420 Yeah, I got my license. 929 00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:54,774 (car engine revving) 930 00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:11,366 (car door thuds) 931 00:40:30,352 --> 00:40:31,185 Hey! 932 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,133 Hey. 933 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,170 You live there? 934 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:38,003 Yeah. 935 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:43,483 Why do you drive? 936 00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:47,503 Well, I was over there, but I live here. 937 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,013 Fair enough. 938 00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:01,623 Oof. 939 00:41:09,548 --> 00:41:11,965 (door thuds) 940 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,010 Hey honey. 941 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,503 Hey gummy bear. 942 00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,313 How was your first day? 943 00:41:24,756 --> 00:41:27,413 Ah, it was whatever. 944 00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:30,378 You know, it's one of those... 945 00:41:30,378 --> 00:41:31,211 Not great, huh? 946 00:41:31,211 --> 00:41:32,044 I guess you're just stuck with it. 947 00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:36,163 Yeah. 948 00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:38,130 Can't go back to Roach Smokers. 949 00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:40,970 I can't, it's so stupid, it sucks. 950 00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:43,280 I have to like golf now. 951 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,113 Fuck. 952 00:41:44,113 --> 00:41:48,520 If you quit, you have sex again. 953 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,753 Man, yes. 954 00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:53,093 Kind of starting to forget what that feels like. 955 00:41:54,753 --> 00:41:56,900 Is that something we could maybe discuss, or? 956 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,223 I don't think so. 957 00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:00,573 Still no. 958 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,623 That's fair. 959 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,370 What's for dinner? 960 00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:11,370 We have a roasted bird with brown rice and asparagus. 961 00:42:13,810 --> 00:42:14,643 Sounds good. 962 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:57,933 Nope. 963 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,153 Jesus Christ Brandy. 964 00:43:04,210 --> 00:43:05,530 You're torturing me at this point. 965 00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:07,778 You don't have to wear that to bed. 966 00:43:07,778 --> 00:43:12,778 It's just comfy. 967 00:43:21,148 --> 00:43:23,898 (Brandy moaning) 968 00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:32,452 Fucking God. 969 00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:35,987 Brandy, I need you. 970 00:43:35,987 --> 00:43:38,300 Then you need to find another job. 971 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:40,670 Brandy, you can't keep blaming golf 972 00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,740 for all the things that happened to us in college. 973 00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:45,410 I'm sorry us. 974 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:47,450 And by that, do you mean the hookers and drugs? 975 00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:48,550 That we did? 976 00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:50,520 Oh my God, here we go. 977 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,200 If I can't blame golf then who can I blame? 978 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,900 Everything's been fine since then and now look at you. 979 00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:02,553 No sex because golf. 980 00:44:07,023 --> 00:44:07,856 Fine. 981 00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:12,697 (Brandy moaning) 982 00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:22,692 Whatever. 983 00:44:22,692 --> 00:44:23,525 (porn music starts) 984 00:44:25,191 --> 00:44:27,524 (both moan) 985 00:44:31,955 --> 00:44:32,788 Oh yeah. 986 00:44:34,743 --> 00:44:35,576 Wow. 987 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,131 Oh, yeah! 988 00:44:39,131 --> 00:44:41,411 Oh, this is better. 989 00:44:41,411 --> 00:44:43,870 I like this better! 990 00:44:43,870 --> 00:44:46,350 All right folks, balls teed up! 991 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,723 Tee up those balls. 992 00:44:49,002 --> 00:44:51,835 (golf club bangs, misses) 993 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:55,750 Fred, keep your head down. 994 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,930 Dogleg, I would say probably just no, 995 00:44:57,930 --> 00:44:59,540 you can probably go pick up those balls. 996 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:01,340 Gladys, I noticed a slice. 997 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:03,250 Shainski, I know you wanna have a wide stance 998 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,350 'cause you're so drunk and it's hard to stand up. 999 00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:06,340 But if you narrow that stance, 1000 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,960 you can get more rotation through the hips, all right? 1001 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,080 Mikels bend those knees, tighten up a little bit, 1002 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,090 but stay relaxed. 1003 00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:15,720 Eñejo, are those gardening gloves? 1004 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,030 Emily, that was fucking hot. 1005 00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:19,001 That was good, the swing was good. 1006 00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:20,760 I've been working here for five years. 1007 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,023 I don't know what they've been doing. 1008 00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,090 Okay everyone, if your ball did not go past 1009 00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:26,720 the 100 yard marker, you have officially been cut. 1010 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,030 But don't get it twisted, you have not been cut off. 1011 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,380 Go ahead and feel free to make your way back 1012 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:32,780 to the clubhouse, put some liquids into your face holes. 1013 00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,820 Have fun. 1014 00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:34,970 Yeah. 1015 00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,603 Hey you two, threesome? 1016 00:45:39,645 --> 00:45:40,478 Come on. 1017 00:45:40,478 --> 00:45:41,610 Hey, wait for me Gladys. 1018 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,860 Oh shit snake, man. 1019 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,513 Snake! 1020 00:46:09,513 --> 00:46:11,620 (Mikels laughs) 1021 00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:13,123 Meet Sir Hissyfit. 1022 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:17,033 Oh, come on Shainski, it was a joke, bro. 1023 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,883 I got it all on video, I'm posting right now. 1024 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,903 [Gladys] You fucking pussy. 1025 00:46:26,062 --> 00:46:28,479 (man laughs) 1026 00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:33,589 (phone rings) 1027 00:46:34,865 --> 00:46:35,698 Hi. 1028 00:46:35,698 --> 00:46:36,531 Hey, what are you doing? 1029 00:46:36,531 --> 00:46:38,023 Just working away. 1030 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:40,010 Looking at Match Strike? 1031 00:46:40,010 --> 00:46:40,870 Yeah, okay. 1032 00:46:40,870 --> 00:46:42,810 Fine, yeah, I am. 1033 00:46:42,810 --> 00:46:44,660 But unsuccessfully. 1034 00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:45,760 You'll find someone. 1035 00:46:46,953 --> 00:46:49,673 Hmm, sexy mama. 1036 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,373 How about, 1037 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,300 a drink? 1038 00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:01,080 (phone chimes) 1039 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,400 Yeah, someone equally as desperate as I am. 1040 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,460 Charlie Conroy just messaged me. 1041 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,690 That crazy guy that owns Twin Pines? 1042 00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:10,640 I haven't even said one word to this guy 1043 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,040 and he wants to meet for a drink. 1044 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,530 He's desperate. 1045 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:17,150 You're desperate too. 1046 00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,150 Talk to you later. 1047 00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:21,343 Hi. 1048 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,827 How are you, Charlie? 1049 00:47:24,827 --> 00:47:27,290 (phone chiming) 1050 00:47:27,290 --> 00:47:32,290 Much better now that I am looking at your... 1051 00:47:34,764 --> 00:47:36,413 (phone chimes) 1052 00:47:36,413 --> 00:47:39,163 (Sarah chuckles) 1053 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:44,463 How about dinner? 1054 00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:48,903 I think so. 1055 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,310 I'll hold off on that. 1056 00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:57,420 A cocktail and a bite. 1057 00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:02,420 No strings attached. 1058 00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:05,032 (phone chimes) 1059 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,270 Your putt looks like shit dude. 1060 00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:13,250 Yeah. 1061 00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:14,700 Got any pointers? 1062 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:16,050 See, your mechanics are off. 1063 00:48:16,050 --> 00:48:16,883 Let's see. 1064 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:24,920 Discomfort in your right hip. 1065 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:26,860 Yeah, how'd you know? 1066 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,180 I mean it's pretty fucking obvious. 1067 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,270 Putting all your weight on the left side. 1068 00:48:29,270 --> 00:48:30,310 You're overcompensating. 1069 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:31,877 I've been to like a thousand doctor since college 1070 00:48:31,877 --> 00:48:33,650 and no one can diagnose it. 1071 00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:35,300 I can help you. 1072 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:36,681 Can you? Oh yeah. 1073 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:37,514 How. 1074 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:38,870 Huachuma ceremony. 1075 00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:39,703 Pardon? 1076 00:48:39,703 --> 00:48:42,590 It's an ancient shamanic medicine from the sacred cactus. 1077 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:43,893 Also known as San Pedro. 1078 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,313 Nick, are you a shaman? 1079 00:48:47,313 --> 00:48:49,040 Oh God, no. 1080 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,580 For we are all our own shaman, Jake. 1081 00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:53,413 Oh we are? 1082 00:48:53,413 --> 00:48:54,246 The medicine will teach you. 1083 00:48:54,246 --> 00:48:56,650 It'll show you where the pain is so you can extract it. 1084 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:59,200 The grandfather is very wise. 1085 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,033 Your grandfather? 1086 00:49:00,033 --> 00:49:01,580 No, no, no, he's an idiot. 1087 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,990 The cactus, grandfather Huachuma. 1088 00:49:03,990 --> 00:49:05,990 Cut and cooked right here at Twin Pines. 1089 00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:08,560 Really? 1090 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,393 Oh yeah. 1091 00:49:09,393 --> 00:49:10,226 (island music) 1092 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,663 So how long have you been on Match Strike? 1093 00:49:15,663 --> 00:49:18,841 It was my daughter's idea, I just... 1094 00:49:18,841 --> 00:49:20,250 Can I get you anything to drink? 1095 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,390 A cocktail? 1096 00:49:21,390 --> 00:49:23,610 No thank you, just water for me. 1097 00:49:23,610 --> 00:49:24,830 Two martinis. 1098 00:49:24,830 --> 00:49:27,380 No, no, just one, I'm not drinking. 1099 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:28,237 They're for me. 1100 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,413 I took a nap, I just gotta get back up to speed. 1101 00:49:36,690 --> 00:49:38,220 Oh shit. 1102 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:39,610 Now what? 1103 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:40,443 That's my boss, he comes here all the time. 1104 00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:41,276 Well, no worries, let's chat with him. 1105 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,160 Oh this fucking dickhead? 1106 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,430 Sarah, you look beautiful. 1107 00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:49,033 Thank you. 1108 00:49:49,033 --> 00:49:50,834 Charlie Conroy. 1109 00:49:50,834 --> 00:49:52,610 Are you sober tonight, Charlie? 1110 00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:55,340 Dickhead, Jarvis. 1111 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:57,460 I know you're gonna date other men, that's fine. 1112 00:49:57,460 --> 00:50:01,740 But this individual just is not in your class. 1113 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:02,730 The fuck did you just say? 1114 00:50:02,730 --> 00:50:04,090 Hey, watch your language. 1115 00:50:04,090 --> 00:50:05,900 This is not Twin Pines. 1116 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:08,050 You're gonna apologize after I've taken my foot 1117 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:09,023 outta your asshole. 1118 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,563 You're right, I'm sorry. 1119 00:50:14,450 --> 00:50:17,620 I'm sorry, Conroy, that you're such a loser. 1120 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:19,990 Your daddy would be so ashamed of you. 1121 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:22,550 Yeah, care put a little wager on that? 1122 00:50:22,550 --> 00:50:25,310 I would, but I don't think you can afford it. 1123 00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:27,480 I'll bet you 25 grand on the Dixie 1124 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,440 that I've got better golfers and people 1125 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,530 than all those pricks at Magnolia Pointe. 1126 00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:34,640 I don't care what type of shape Twin Pines is in. 1127 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,800 We know that for a fact. 1128 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,040 We have more integrity in one blade of grass 1129 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,910 than you've got in that whole generic piece of shit 1130 00:50:39,910 --> 00:50:41,210 club of yours. 1131 00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:44,400 Well, let's put up a little wager. 1132 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,743 Let's put up our clubs. 1133 00:50:47,070 --> 00:50:50,210 You'd put your club up in a bet against me? 1134 00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:51,790 This is childish. 1135 00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:53,100 Name the terms. 1136 00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,330 Oh simple. 1137 00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:56,160 My club against your club. 1138 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,163 Winner take all. 1139 00:50:58,246 --> 00:50:59,730 Bet your life. 1140 00:50:59,730 --> 00:51:00,863 You bet yours. 1141 00:51:06,770 --> 00:51:07,603 Charlie! 1142 00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:11,753 Oh, you faker, look at this. 1143 00:51:11,753 --> 00:51:14,010 He's trying to back out the bet. 1144 00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:15,310 Someone call an ambulance! 1145 00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:16,880 I think is having a heart attack. 1146 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,521 I'll see you at work, Sarah. 1147 00:51:19,521 --> 00:51:20,354 It's okay. 1148 00:51:20,354 --> 00:51:22,110 (ambulance siren wailing) 1149 00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:24,470 Hey, can you grab me a bottle of whiskey? 1150 00:51:24,470 --> 00:51:26,840 Nope, but I'll have something better for you on the ride. 1151 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,673 My man. 1152 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:31,960 He was just talking to someone 1153 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,940 and then he grabbed at his chest 1154 00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:38,600 and I've seen a heart attack before, so yeah. 1155 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,470 Well thank you, ma'am. 1156 00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:41,443 Would you like to ride with your husband? 1157 00:51:42,983 --> 00:51:44,780 I'll meet him there later. 1158 00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:45,613 He should be okay. 1159 00:51:45,613 --> 00:51:46,590 Good thing he has you. 1160 00:51:49,537 --> 00:51:52,787 (ambulance door thuds) 1161 00:51:57,143 --> 00:52:00,726 (ambulance sirens wailing) 1162 00:52:11,864 --> 00:52:15,450 Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd. 1163 00:52:15,450 --> 00:52:16,550 How you feeling buddy? 1164 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:18,490 I've been better. 1165 00:52:18,490 --> 00:52:19,950 Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend 1166 00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:23,450 knew what was going on, because you have suffered 1167 00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:25,447 a mild heart attack. 1168 00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:28,070 Yeah, I've been lucky doc and this ain't it. 1169 00:52:28,070 --> 00:52:30,623 How many drinks a week would you say you consume? 1170 00:52:31,770 --> 00:52:32,853 Not that many. 1171 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:35,400 Well, according to your chart, 1172 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:40,320 your blood alcohol level is currently 0.21, that's high. 1173 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,240 Is it? 1174 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,330 That's after eight hours. 1175 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:45,970 Yeah, that's a little bit high. 1176 00:52:45,970 --> 00:52:48,200 So we'd really like to keep you one more night, 1177 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,710 send you to the cath lab in the morning and run a few tests. 1178 00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:51,830 What do you think? 1179 00:52:51,830 --> 00:52:53,400 Yeah, sure. 1180 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,570 But Charles I highly recommend some extreme 1181 00:52:57,570 --> 00:52:58,953 lifestyle changes. 1182 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,003 Okay, so what are we talking about? 1183 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,133 Get sober. 1184 00:53:06,090 --> 00:53:07,390 That's a little drastic. 1185 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:11,350 I'll be back in a couple hours of check on you, buddy. 1186 00:53:11,350 --> 00:53:12,183 All right. 1187 00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:24,150 Dammit, Conroy. 1188 00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:24,983 Enough, just talk to me. 1189 00:53:24,983 --> 00:53:25,816 All right. 1190 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,270 Well, if you don't get well soon, 1191 00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:31,020 you're gonna lose everything you have. 1192 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:33,350 Also, Nick's looking for a job. 1193 00:53:33,350 --> 00:53:35,780 Jake's actually really good for the place. 1194 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,560 And he likes it here. 1195 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,560 Do they know about me yet? 1196 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,980 Yeah, they wanna come see you. 1197 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,990 No and don't tell anyone else. 1198 00:53:41,990 --> 00:53:43,340 If I'm gonna play in the Dixie, I'm gonna get- 1199 00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:45,560 Well, if you wanna plan the Dixie, 1200 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,350 do you think you should? 1201 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,183 Yeah. 1202 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,016 But Conroy, you just- 1203 00:53:49,016 --> 00:53:51,350 Dammit Fred, I should be dead right now 1204 00:53:51,350 --> 00:53:55,640 and the only person that has come to see me is my bartender. 1205 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,781 Where all the friends I used to have? 1206 00:53:57,781 --> 00:53:59,673 What friends? 1207 00:53:59,673 --> 00:54:00,823 I don't fucking know. 1208 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:03,583 I got no one. 1209 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:09,493 My dad built Twin Pines and I can't lose it. 1210 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,190 Don't worry about the club, okay. 1211 00:54:12,190 --> 00:54:13,490 We'll figure all that out. 1212 00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:17,180 When do we get you back then? 1213 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:18,680 They'll let me out tomorrow. 1214 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,650 Did you bring my phone? 1215 00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:22,623 Of course. 1216 00:54:24,610 --> 00:54:26,830 You're gonna look at porn in this, aren't you? 1217 00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:28,170 Yes. 1218 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,120 Get well, Conroy. 1219 00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:30,923 Grandma goes wild... hmmm. 1220 00:54:30,923 --> 00:54:31,756 (quirky music plays) 1221 00:54:43,562 --> 00:54:45,979 (door thuds) 1222 00:54:47,857 --> 00:54:50,940 (golf cart whirring) 1223 00:54:53,996 --> 00:54:55,080 Oh morning buddy. 1224 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,180 Everything's great. 1225 00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:57,994 That's close. Okay. 1226 00:54:57,994 --> 00:54:59,606 Complimentary club day. 1227 00:54:59,606 --> 00:55:00,772 Hey, what are you doing? 1228 00:55:00,772 --> 00:55:01,605 Have a good round. 1229 00:55:01,605 --> 00:55:03,120 Hey, listen, we need to find a replacement for Conroy 1230 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,970 in the tournament. 1231 00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:05,230 We need to fix your putt. 1232 00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:06,270 No, we don't need to fix, my putt's good man. 1233 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:08,420 Well we do, we need to drink the juice too. 1234 00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:10,090 The cactus juice. I'm not drinking the juice. 1235 00:55:10,090 --> 00:55:11,130 Conroy just had a heart attack. 1236 00:55:11,130 --> 00:55:12,201 We gotta drink the cactus, Jakey Bear! 1237 00:55:12,201 --> 00:55:13,570 Just get in the cart, you're freaking people out. 1238 00:55:13,570 --> 00:55:15,070 I'm not drinking the cactus, man. 1239 00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:16,060 We're not doing hallucinogenics. 1240 00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:18,130 Channel your energy into fixing your hip 1241 00:55:18,130 --> 00:55:19,474 and to healing Conroy's heart. 1242 00:55:19,474 --> 00:55:20,307 We'll figure it out, just get outta here. 1243 00:55:20,307 --> 00:55:22,770 Sorry dude, I think you pretty much got it. 1244 00:55:22,770 --> 00:55:24,102 Nothing I can really tell you about putting. 1245 00:55:24,102 --> 00:55:24,935 You just gotta aim for the hole! 1246 00:55:24,935 --> 00:55:25,768 You were doing it, just continue to do it! 1247 00:55:25,768 --> 00:55:26,601 (tribal music) 1248 00:55:29,628 --> 00:55:32,711 (golf cart whirring) 1249 00:55:53,723 --> 00:55:55,603 Hola brother, Jake. 1250 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,490 How's it going Eñejo? 1251 00:55:58,490 --> 00:56:00,200 Pacha-mama welcomes you here today. 1252 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,410 I bet she does, what is this? 1253 00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:05,420 This is Twin Pine source of spiritual energy, Jake. 1254 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:08,290 It's also a very viable source of supplementary income. 1255 00:56:08,290 --> 00:56:09,670 Formally the 10th fairway. 1256 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:10,817 What do you mean supplementary income? 1257 00:56:10,817 --> 00:56:12,140 Oh, we sell them on the internet. 1258 00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:13,490 It's a house plant. 1259 00:56:13,490 --> 00:56:14,690 Oh my God, seriously? 1260 00:56:14,690 --> 00:56:15,670 Yeah. 1261 00:56:15,670 --> 00:56:18,410 Myself and Eñejo will be back shortly. 1262 00:56:18,410 --> 00:56:19,523 Reset your mind. 1263 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,270 Put into focus what you'd like to work on today. 1264 00:56:23,270 --> 00:56:24,680 I was working on my putt, I thought. 1265 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,370 Okay, that's exactly what we're doing. 1266 00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:29,670 Except we're going to be doing it with your... 1267 00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:30,503 My hat. 1268 00:56:30,503 --> 00:56:31,350 Your... 1269 00:56:32,252 --> 00:56:33,085 Oh, my memory. 1270 00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:34,375 Your ma... 1271 00:56:34,375 --> 00:56:35,208 Mom. 1272 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:37,240 Not your mom, no, your m- mi- 1273 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,210 Oh my mind? 1274 00:56:38,210 --> 00:56:39,640 Mind. Oh fuck. 1275 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,720 Yeah, sure. 1276 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:41,553 Why didn't you just say that? 1277 00:56:41,553 --> 00:56:42,386 I don't know. 1278 00:56:42,386 --> 00:56:43,219 But we'll see you soon. 1279 00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:49,903 Fuck. 1280 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,153 Oh man. 1281 00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:08,210 Is this like a whole weird thing? 1282 00:57:08,210 --> 00:57:10,060 I'm not gonna do a whole weird thing. 1283 00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:12,870 I don't wanna be culturally insensitive. 1284 00:57:12,870 --> 00:57:16,050 Friends today, we connect with the ancient ones. 1285 00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:19,423 Not by looking up, but by looking in. 1286 00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:25,063 We will be extracting our past and healing our present. 1287 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,460 One thing we must remember in is that there is no past, 1288 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,633 there is no future. 1289 00:57:32,510 --> 00:57:33,543 There is only now. 1290 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,053 Now is forever, and now is never. 1291 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:43,550 Jake, you're experiencing some blockage in your hip. 1292 00:57:43,550 --> 00:57:47,400 Your right hip. 1293 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,090 This is my right hip. 1294 00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:50,630 A fear of moving forward. 1295 00:57:50,630 --> 00:57:52,140 You're exactly right. 1296 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:55,693 Something or someone is preventing Jake from moving forward. 1297 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,010 We will be awake today, Jake 1298 00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:07,400 and perhaps the ancient ones will be able to channel 1299 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,893 even more energy through your hickey. 1300 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,427 I don't have a hickey. 1301 00:58:13,427 --> 00:58:18,150 Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku. 1302 00:58:18,150 --> 00:58:20,800 Drink this medicina for it as a gift 1303 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,813 from the pacha-mama. 1304 00:58:36,537 --> 00:58:37,370 Oh man. 1305 00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:40,820 I thought it was gonna be good. 1306 00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,283 It's foolish to think that. Hickeyawaiku. 1307 00:58:49,698 --> 00:58:51,837 Hondacord. Veolvo. 1308 00:58:51,837 --> 00:58:53,340 Okay. 1309 00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:54,173 What now? 1310 00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,373 Now we wait. 1311 00:58:57,710 --> 00:58:59,630 Feel free to wander about with your thoughts 1312 00:58:59,630 --> 00:59:01,233 and your feelings. 1313 00:59:02,637 --> 00:59:05,762 Let go. Hickeyawaiku. 1314 00:59:07,672 --> 00:59:09,488 Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku. 1315 00:59:09,488 --> 00:59:10,707 Veolvo. 1316 00:59:10,707 --> 00:59:15,192 Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku. 1317 00:59:15,192 --> 00:59:16,358 Neesonn. 1318 00:59:16,358 --> 00:59:17,475 Altima. 1319 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,573 The ceremony has begun. 1320 00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:25,283 Here, have another. 1321 00:59:26,712 --> 00:59:28,245 (tribal music) 1322 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,113 What the hell? 1323 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:37,913 Idiots. 1324 00:59:37,913 --> 00:59:38,746 What did it say? 1325 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,733 Wow! 1326 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:45,103 Sir. 1327 00:59:46,430 --> 00:59:47,580 What's up? 1328 00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:50,380 That cart just blew past me like a bat outta hell. 1329 00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:52,730 He must have been doing 50 miles power. 1330 00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:54,510 Don't you have any regulations? 1331 00:59:54,510 --> 00:59:55,343 No, sir. 1332 00:59:55,343 --> 00:59:57,110 Here at Twin Pines, you can drive as fast as you like. 1333 00:59:57,110 --> 00:59:58,300 And I personally took the governor 1334 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,640 off each and every one of these carts 1335 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,370 so you can knock out 18 holes in less than two hours. 1336 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,813 Hell, our sales grew up 33%. 1337 01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:07,393 You have a nice day. 1338 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,633 Cocktail? I don't think so. 1339 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,067 This place is a joke, daddy. 1340 01:00:17,337 --> 01:00:18,170 (golf cart whirs) 1341 01:00:18,170 --> 01:00:19,003 (folk music) 1342 01:00:30,831 --> 01:00:32,560 [Gary] Is this a parking lot or a pasture? 1343 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:33,393 Come on. 1344 01:00:33,393 --> 01:00:35,413 [Adrian] Looks like Coachella. Hey, what is that? 1345 01:00:35,413 --> 01:00:37,322 A pro shop? I think so. 1346 01:00:37,322 --> 01:00:39,620 Hey dad, it's a pro shop. Can we get two tickets 1347 01:00:39,620 --> 01:00:41,280 for golf please? 1348 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,350 [Gary] Who would actually pay to come here? 1349 01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:45,800 [Adrian] I feel like I'm gonna get robbed. 1350 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,627 [Jarvis] I've never seen anything like it. 1351 01:00:47,627 --> 01:00:50,215 Is that a fucking crater? 1352 01:00:50,215 --> 01:00:51,090 (Adrian laughs) 1353 01:00:51,090 --> 01:00:53,350 Where are we? I don't know. 1354 01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:55,073 [Jarvis] This place is pathetic. 1355 01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:03,384 It's terrible. 1356 01:01:03,384 --> 01:01:04,420 What a joke. 1357 01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:06,070 [Thomas] What the hell is this? 1358 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,093 How do we get across? I don't know. 1359 01:01:13,468 --> 01:01:15,768 [Adrian] Maybe we can screen from the trees. 1360 01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:19,920 [Thomas] This is so shitty, I feel bad for the tractor. 1361 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,920 [Gary] I can't wait to watch them fail. 1362 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,993 [Adrian] You losers. Oh my God. 1363 01:01:46,646 --> 01:01:49,063 (Jake sighs) 1364 01:02:08,050 --> 01:02:09,300 Golf isn't the problem. 1365 01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:23,643 Feeling okay, buddy? 1366 01:02:23,643 --> 01:02:25,643 I need to find Brandy. 1367 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:30,063 Hey, honeysuckle brother. 1368 01:02:32,696 --> 01:02:34,114 I'm telling you, bro. 1369 01:02:34,114 --> 01:02:37,093 I was like a lion dude all night, bro. 1370 01:02:37,093 --> 01:02:38,555 Just pounding ass. 1371 01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:40,005 Oh yeah, what was his name? 1372 01:02:41,029 --> 01:02:42,840 I'm not gay, brother. 1373 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,333 You are gay, dude. 1374 01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:45,800 I'm pansexual. 1375 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,633 What does that mean? 1376 01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:48,713 Like you have sex with cookware? 1377 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:56,480 Ah, really, you thought I'd fall for that again, dude? 1378 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,696 What? 1379 01:02:57,696 --> 01:02:59,770 Hey, hey, get this on video. 1380 01:02:59,770 --> 01:03:02,270 Let's see if Sir Hissyfit likes a fat in his face. 1381 01:03:05,976 --> 01:03:08,496 Shainski, that's not Sir Hissyfit. 1382 01:03:08,496 --> 01:03:09,329 What? 1383 01:03:11,952 --> 01:03:14,187 (Shane screams) 1384 01:03:14,187 --> 01:03:15,437 Shainski, no. 1385 01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:18,827 What do I have to do bro? 1386 01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:19,660 What do I do? 1387 01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:22,200 Oh dude, you have to suck the poison out. 1388 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,136 What? 1389 01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,553 Suck it bro, I'm gonna die. 1390 01:03:30,028 --> 01:03:33,111 (golf cart whirring) 1391 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,490 Suck my butt, dude. 1392 01:03:38,490 --> 01:03:40,440 Suck my butt. 1393 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,110 Help, snake bite, snake bite. 1394 01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:47,440 Listen, dude, if you love me, you'll do it bro. 1395 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,167 Please, please suck my butt. 1396 01:03:51,455 --> 01:03:52,538 Suck my butt. 1397 01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:58,163 Oh that's what's up? 1398 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:02,000 Yeah. 1399 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,183 Fuck yeah, brother. 1400 01:04:04,410 --> 01:04:06,030 Oh baby. 1401 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,870 Oh my God, yes. 1402 01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:12,040 Hey bro, I will never ever forget this dude. 1403 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,690 [Mikels] You better forget this! 1404 01:04:13,690 --> 01:04:16,350 Don't stop dude, don't stop! 1405 01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:17,993 Oh, I fucking love you, dude. 1406 01:04:19,206 --> 01:04:20,700 Oh my God. 1407 01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:21,533 Wrong way buddy. 1408 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:23,540 Huh? Wrong way, buddy. 1409 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:26,050 Let's get you back to the clubhouse for some soup. 1410 01:04:26,050 --> 01:04:27,833 It's time for integration. 1411 01:04:31,439 --> 01:04:34,522 (golf cart whirring) 1412 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:45,389 Shit, mi familia! 1413 01:04:45,389 --> 01:04:46,541 What are you doin- 1414 01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:47,374 Oops, sorry. 1415 01:04:47,374 --> 01:04:48,810 You see my penis? 1416 01:04:48,810 --> 01:04:53,810 Mr. Boyd, you are breaking into a million 1417 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,763 tiny pieces right now. 1418 01:04:56,990 --> 01:04:57,823 It rules. 1419 01:04:58,660 --> 01:05:01,500 Well, don't you fit in here just fine. 1420 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,870 I think so, I like it. 1421 01:05:02,870 --> 01:05:04,730 And Nick says there's soup. 1422 01:05:04,730 --> 01:05:05,643 It's super! 1423 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:08,883 No thank you. 1424 01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:12,350 No? 1425 01:05:12,350 --> 01:05:14,003 Okay, soup yourself. 1426 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,910 Wait till my sister finds out about this. 1427 01:05:23,910 --> 01:05:25,686 You loser! 1428 01:05:25,686 --> 01:05:28,103 (both laugh) 1429 01:05:30,087 --> 01:05:31,603 Oh, fuck, Brandy. 1430 01:05:34,287 --> 01:05:35,637 I think I got it all bro. 1431 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,116 I love you, bro. 1432 01:05:39,116 --> 01:05:40,583 I fucking love you, bro. 1433 01:05:42,932 --> 01:05:44,458 You saved my life. 1434 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,160 Bitch, you saved my life! 1435 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,472 This snake's not poisonous. 1436 01:05:48,472 --> 01:05:49,305 What? 1437 01:05:50,704 --> 01:05:52,287 It's not poisonous. 1438 01:05:53,262 --> 01:05:58,262 I mean the bite might hurt a little bit, but you'll be fine. 1439 01:05:59,624 --> 01:06:01,473 You're gonna fucking die, bro! 1440 01:06:03,623 --> 01:06:04,456 (man grunting) 1441 01:06:04,456 --> 01:06:05,289 (rock music) 1442 01:06:17,310 --> 01:06:19,160 [Nick] Jake, great work today, man. 1443 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,093 Real breakthrough. 1444 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,090 And I know, I know, I know. 1445 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,770 You can't wait for tomorrow's ceremony. 1446 01:06:24,770 --> 01:06:25,603 We'll do this again. 1447 01:06:25,603 --> 01:06:27,170 [Jake] No, I'm never doing this again, man. 1448 01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,890 [Nick] Oh-okie dokie, you get some good sleep. 1449 01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,890 Yeah, goodnight. All right, cheers. 1450 01:06:31,778 --> 01:06:34,861 (car engine revving) 1451 01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,793 Gummy bear, you home? 1452 01:07:04,783 --> 01:07:05,616 Brandy. 1453 01:07:08,140 --> 01:07:08,973 Brandy. 1454 01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:11,893 Hey, can we talk? 1455 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,030 Did you quit, baby? 1456 01:07:15,030 --> 01:07:16,523 Oh no, no I can't. 1457 01:07:17,407 --> 01:07:18,330 I'm going to sleep. 1458 01:07:18,330 --> 01:07:19,330 No, wait, no. 1459 01:07:19,330 --> 01:07:21,080 We need to talk about college. 1460 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,913 No, why? 1461 01:07:23,893 --> 01:07:25,943 Because I had an epiphany. 1462 01:07:27,470 --> 01:07:31,210 You know, you've been blaming golf for all of our problems. 1463 01:07:31,210 --> 01:07:32,623 It's not golf. 1464 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:36,320 What do you mean? 1465 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,540 Why? 1466 01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:41,540 It's me, it's always been me. 1467 01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:43,400 I fucked up. 1468 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,253 I cheated on you, Brandy. 1469 01:07:46,309 --> 01:07:48,890 Fuck, how can you trust me? 1470 01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,383 I don't deserve you. 1471 01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:52,800 I'm stupid. 1472 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,943 What is wrong with you? 1473 01:07:59,574 --> 01:08:00,424 Are you on drugs? 1474 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,333 No. 1475 01:08:04,890 --> 01:08:06,633 Am I on drugs? 1476 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:13,305 Yeah, yeah, a little bit, but it's just like a cactus. 1477 01:08:13,305 --> 01:08:14,330 It's not what you think. 1478 01:08:14,330 --> 01:08:18,940 It's a cactus and you chop it up and you boil it. 1479 01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:23,410 And you have to sit in a tent and you have to drink this. 1480 01:08:23,410 --> 01:08:27,310 And when you wake up, everything is a million pieces 1481 01:08:29,126 --> 01:08:29,960 and then you... 1482 01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:35,720 What were we talking about? 1483 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,280 You're just saying all this 'cause you're fucked up. 1484 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,330 No, it's not. 1485 01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,040 I'm not fucked up, I was. 1486 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,507 You should have seen me before. 1487 01:08:41,507 --> 01:08:46,307 This is all happening again because of golf, Jake. 1488 01:08:46,307 --> 01:08:47,710 No, it's not because of golf. 1489 01:08:47,710 --> 01:08:50,580 I realized the problem this time, it's me. 1490 01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:53,347 I fucked up, but I understand it now. 1491 01:08:54,775 --> 01:08:56,775 Just get the fuck out. 1492 01:08:58,215 --> 01:08:59,223 What? 1493 01:08:59,223 --> 01:09:01,037 Don't come back. 1494 01:09:01,037 --> 01:09:01,954 Are you serious? 1495 01:09:01,954 --> 01:09:03,231 Yeah. 1496 01:09:03,231 --> 01:09:05,064 Just get the fuck out. 1497 01:09:09,763 --> 01:09:12,846 (instrumental music) 1498 01:10:01,390 --> 01:10:03,240 [Rodney] Hey there, you Conroy? 1499 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,890 Yeah, Rodney? Yeah, that's me. 1500 01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:05,723 Come on in. 1501 01:10:06,830 --> 01:10:09,356 How you doing today, where are we headed? 1502 01:10:09,356 --> 01:10:10,887 Straight to hell, my man. 1503 01:10:10,887 --> 01:10:13,060 But drop me off the Twin Pines first. 1504 01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:16,276 You got it, need to pick up some weed anyway. 1505 01:10:16,276 --> 01:10:19,359 (instrumental music) 1506 01:10:40,006 --> 01:10:42,173 Oh, I gotta take a shit. 1507 01:10:56,030 --> 01:10:58,090 Hey, are you okay? 1508 01:10:58,090 --> 01:11:00,420 Yeah Ms. Gladys, never better. 1509 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:01,490 I feel like a million bucks. 1510 01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:02,910 Beer? 1511 01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:04,250 I really shouldn't. 1512 01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:05,333 Okay fella. 1513 01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:13,340 Charlie Conroy, you are cut off. 1514 01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,300 I was seriously just getting ready 1515 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,370 to give that back to her. 1516 01:11:16,370 --> 01:11:17,790 Gladys, do you want this? 1517 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:19,420 Knock yourself out. 1518 01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:20,933 Inside, now. 1519 01:11:25,934 --> 01:11:28,684 They're coming, they're coming. 1520 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,122 [Everyone] Surprise!! 1521 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:33,955 (dance muscic) 1522 01:11:34,982 --> 01:11:37,502 We did it, we did it! 1523 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,335 We did it. 1524 01:11:40,127 --> 01:11:41,710 Oh, welcome back chief. 1525 01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:43,120 Great job not dying. 1526 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,620 Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? 1527 01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,110 We waited so long for you so long. 1528 01:11:46,110 --> 01:11:48,180 Okay, let's get this party started. 1529 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,680 Go ahead Fred, load us up. 1530 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,960 He doesn't drink anymore, 1531 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,733 he just got out of the hospital, Nick. 1532 01:11:54,170 --> 01:11:55,813 Actually, Nick, I can't. 1533 01:11:57,490 --> 01:12:02,387 The doctor says I need to give the ticker time to catch up. 1534 01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:04,715 I have to stay away from booze for a bit. 1535 01:12:04,715 --> 01:12:05,548 Great story bro. 1536 01:12:05,548 --> 01:12:06,381 Here you go. 1537 01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:08,643 No, no, I can't. 1538 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,073 Here's to the boss. 1539 01:12:12,073 --> 01:12:13,443 Long with the chief. 1540 01:12:13,443 --> 01:12:15,776 [All] Long live the chief. 1541 01:12:17,228 --> 01:12:18,950 Hey, back to work, everyone. 1542 01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:20,630 Let's go back to work. 1543 01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:22,437 We did it, we got him! 1544 01:12:23,559 --> 01:12:24,892 We got him good. 1545 01:12:25,754 --> 01:12:28,000 Let's get an inventory. 1546 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000 Catch me up on the state of the club. 1547 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,450 The golf club is operating marginally, sir, 1548 01:12:32,450 --> 01:12:35,140 with as many underpaid and under-qualified employees 1549 01:12:35,140 --> 01:12:38,550 as this mediocre town can provide within budget, of course. 1550 01:12:38,550 --> 01:12:41,150 Like I said, this machine is pretty much running itself, 1551 01:12:41,150 --> 01:12:42,220 I can say proudly. 1552 01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:44,660 The bar is fully stocked as usual. 1553 01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:47,440 But since you're absence, we actually have a surplus. 1554 01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,280 Yeah, Eñejo just finished all the new signage 1555 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,940 and all the greens and fairways are in top condition. 1556 01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:53,510 That's obviously, that's not true, 1557 01:12:53,510 --> 01:12:56,020 but seems like you need good news. 1558 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:57,100 Great work. 1559 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,240 Now let's talk tournament. 1560 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,450 How's everybody looking, everybody playing okay? 1561 01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:04,040 You're not playing. 1562 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,287 What do you mean? 1563 01:13:05,287 --> 01:13:08,850 You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing. 1564 01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:10,920 Yeah, man, everyone knows about the heart attack. 1565 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,630 Also the bet, everyone knows about the bet. 1566 01:13:12,630 --> 01:13:14,623 That was ill advised. 1567 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:21,390 Look, I need to go practice so that you all 1568 01:13:21,390 --> 01:13:22,560 can keep your jobs. 1569 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,503 I need a tee time. 1570 01:13:24,476 --> 01:13:25,443 Oh, yes sir. 1571 01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:30,440 Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step. 1572 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,470 [Dogleg] We're all clear, there's no one here today. 1573 01:13:32,470 --> 01:13:34,463 Oh, okay, thank you so much. 1574 01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:37,570 Conroy, you're not playing. 1575 01:13:37,570 --> 01:13:40,633 Not listening to you and we will reconvene later. 1576 01:13:42,490 --> 01:13:44,440 Does anyone listen to me around here? 1577 01:13:47,170 --> 01:13:49,710 He's acting strange, no? 1578 01:13:49,710 --> 01:13:51,783 Maybe he had like a bad dream or something. 1579 01:13:53,253 --> 01:13:54,086 Yeah, yeah. 1580 01:13:54,086 --> 01:13:54,919 (somber music) 1581 01:14:18,033 --> 01:14:20,533 (duck cooing) 1582 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:48,481 (Conroy groaning) 1583 01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:04,353 Dude, are you trying to kill me. 1584 01:15:05,372 --> 01:15:06,913 Are you worried about that bet with Jarvis? 1585 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,080 You've been looking at other jobs? 1586 01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:12,973 Right. 1587 01:15:12,973 --> 01:15:14,870 I told Fred that to motivate you, man. 1588 01:15:14,870 --> 01:15:16,220 Hell, if I had kids, them and their kids 1589 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,760 would owe you for my bar tab. 1590 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,330 You kidding? 1591 01:15:19,330 --> 01:15:21,520 Twin Pines is losing steam though. 1592 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:22,848 With that attitude. 1593 01:15:22,848 --> 01:15:25,503 Well, I just don't know where we went wrong. 1594 01:15:26,570 --> 01:15:27,490 Me neither. 1595 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,620 Is there anyone at this club that knows how to play golf? 1596 01:15:32,620 --> 01:15:35,400 I mean, you've seen all we got. 1597 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,726 Shainski might jump in for you. 1598 01:15:36,726 --> 01:15:37,559 Okay. 1599 01:15:38,513 --> 01:15:40,013 What the fuck am I gonna do? 1600 01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:43,010 Probably lose the bet. 1601 01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:52,723 This is good for the heart, right? 1602 01:15:52,723 --> 01:15:53,556 (Conroy plays guitar) 1603 01:16:00,152 --> 01:16:04,027 Well, I don't understand what God's done to me. 1604 01:16:05,594 --> 01:16:10,594 'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the tee... 1605 01:16:10,651 --> 01:16:14,967 I've hit every fairway since I've been alive... 1606 01:16:16,427 --> 01:16:20,918 But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive. 1607 01:16:21,909 --> 01:16:26,373 Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in clubs. 1608 01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:30,181 And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs... 1609 01:16:31,695 --> 01:16:35,857 I've dated some ladies that were awful fun... 1610 01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:40,623 But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one. 1611 01:16:55,232 --> 01:16:57,048 (club music) 1612 01:18:04,382 --> 01:18:05,801 What the fuck are we gonna do about Shane? 1613 01:18:05,801 --> 01:18:07,852 Yeah, that was pretty bad. 1614 01:18:07,852 --> 01:18:08,879 How you doing? 1615 01:18:08,879 --> 01:18:09,742 Hello sir. 1616 01:18:09,742 --> 01:18:11,442 Come on here, let's grab a seat. 1617 01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:15,836 You want a drink or something? 1618 01:18:15,836 --> 01:18:16,669 Yeah! 1619 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:24,540 Okay, so you're bit all over the place out there 1620 01:18:25,422 --> 01:18:27,160 and we really need to win this tournament 1621 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:28,950 otherwise we're history. 1622 01:18:28,950 --> 01:18:29,783 Tournament? 1623 01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:32,443 Right. 1624 01:18:34,730 --> 01:18:37,290 [Fred] Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Khalil, 1625 01:18:37,290 --> 01:18:40,810 our newest member and scratch golfer. 1626 01:18:40,810 --> 01:18:42,037 Is he now? Would you maybe be interested in playing 1627 01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:44,820 in this little tournament we got coming up? 1628 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:48,010 We got an extra spot and sure wanna beat the shit 1629 01:18:48,010 --> 01:18:49,230 out of Magnolia Pointe. 1630 01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:51,281 Fuck yeah man. 1631 01:18:51,281 --> 01:18:52,114 Yes. 1632 01:18:52,114 --> 01:18:52,963 I like your enthusiasm. 1633 01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:55,493 Really? 1634 01:18:55,493 --> 01:18:56,326 Oh yeah. 1635 01:18:56,326 --> 01:18:58,710 That's fucking- 10 seconds ago, 1636 01:18:58,710 --> 01:19:00,540 we were just talking about how screwed we were. 1637 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:01,440 Hell yeah, dude. 1638 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,993 There we go, dream team, done. 1639 01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:08,370 Well, as my dad used to say, 1640 01:19:08,370 --> 01:19:13,370 a birdie marks anything of excellence, and you guys, 1641 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,611 y'all are my birdies. 1642 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,290 Right, since we aren't drinking. 1643 01:19:19,290 --> 01:19:20,130 Cheers to that. 1644 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:21,297 Oh cheers. 1645 01:19:21,297 --> 01:19:22,130 Cheers. 1646 01:19:22,130 --> 01:19:23,963 Cheers. Cheers to that. 1647 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:26,278 Yeah, cheers bro. 1648 01:19:26,278 --> 01:19:27,111 Welcome! 1649 01:19:27,111 --> 01:19:29,390 All right, let's fucking get to work. 1650 01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:30,223 [Fred] Get to work. 1651 01:19:30,223 --> 01:19:31,056 Let's go with these guys. 1652 01:19:31,056 --> 01:19:32,156 We're gonna kick their ass. 1653 01:19:32,156 --> 01:19:34,322 (upbeat music) 1654 01:19:39,658 --> 01:19:42,491 (golf club bangs) 1655 01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:48,513 Cheers, cheers. 1656 01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:55,117 Okie, dokie, all right, Nick. 1657 01:19:55,117 --> 01:19:56,217 Right, right, right. 1658 01:20:10,324 --> 01:20:13,002 (golf club bangs) 1659 01:20:13,002 --> 01:20:16,085 (golf ball whistles) 1660 01:21:09,943 --> 01:21:14,884 (dramatic music) 1661 01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:49,100 [Marvin Gleeman] Cardinals chirping in the Pines. 1662 01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:52,750 Wind whisping through the Bermuda grass. 1663 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,690 Alligators nipping at our heels. 1664 01:21:55,690 --> 01:21:58,200 It's that time of year again, folks. 1665 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,040 [Lucy Overwood] Welcome to the 30th annual, 1666 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,180 Dixie invitational captain's choice golf tournament 1667 01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:06,130 on this beautiful day at Twin Pines golf course. 1668 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,360 Is that local news? 1669 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,260 Yeah, Jarvis is trying to make a big deal out of this. 1670 01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:10,319 Marvin Gleeman. 1671 01:22:10,319 --> 01:22:11,152 Marvin! 1672 01:22:11,152 --> 01:22:12,117 I did blow with him once. 1673 01:22:12,117 --> 01:22:14,055 [Dogleg] Just once? So many times. 1674 01:22:14,055 --> 01:22:16,413 [Marvin] Welcome to another Dixie invitational 1675 01:22:16,413 --> 01:22:17,795 at Twin Pines. 1676 01:22:18,870 --> 01:22:21,920 Today, the big focus is Adrian Boyd, 1677 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,630 the five times champion team captain 1678 01:22:24,630 --> 01:22:27,530 and on the other end, Jake Baxter, 1679 01:22:27,530 --> 01:22:31,233 Charlie Conroy's new club pro here at Twin Pines. 1680 01:22:31,233 --> 01:22:32,066 Now we hear- 1681 01:22:32,066 --> 01:22:33,099 [Pop] Oh shit. 1682 01:22:33,099 --> 01:22:35,460 [Marvin] A slight rivalry brewing between these two clubs. 1683 01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,090 What are Jake Baxter's chances, John, 1684 01:22:38,090 --> 01:22:40,670 and what does his competition look like this year? 1685 01:22:40,670 --> 01:22:41,870 [John Ingersall] These guys from Twin Pines 1686 01:22:41,870 --> 01:22:43,386 who are calling themselves The Birdies 1687 01:22:43,386 --> 01:22:45,780 will make anything but that. 1688 01:22:45,780 --> 01:22:48,040 And they have as much chance as a preacher's daughter 1689 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:48,873 in Vegas. 1690 01:22:48,873 --> 01:22:51,830 - Well, strong words, John, strong words. 1691 01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:52,840 But that's right. 1692 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,550 But Baxter had a promising future 1693 01:22:54,550 --> 01:22:58,150 before he mysteriously vanished from the landscape 1694 01:22:58,150 --> 01:23:02,510 of amateur golf amids personal troubles over 10 years ago. 1695 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:06,280 Today he looks for redemption as he plays 1696 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,010 against his former teammate, Adrian Boyd, 1697 01:23:09,010 --> 01:23:11,750 the tenured pro from Magnolia Pointe. 1698 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:14,810 - That's right and they have a surprise entrant. 1699 01:23:14,810 --> 01:23:18,960 International legend, the pro golfer, John Nightly. 1700 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,269 - Whoa. 1701 01:23:20,269 --> 01:23:23,280 [John Nightly] Baby, what do you want from a man?! 1702 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:26,224 His great aunt was a member of Magnolia Pointe, 1703 01:23:26,224 --> 01:23:27,432 did you know that? 1704 01:23:27,432 --> 01:23:28,634 - I did not know that. 1705 01:23:28,634 --> 01:23:31,610 - Come on, Boyd, we got this. 1706 01:23:31,610 --> 01:23:32,947 Not today, bitch. 1707 01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:36,413 Oh I can't wait to hit this! 1708 01:23:37,327 --> 01:23:39,850 Ooh, shimmy, shimmy. 1709 01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:42,453 So you can't play now. 1710 01:23:43,850 --> 01:23:45,653 Just playing by your rules. 1711 01:23:49,406 --> 01:23:50,319 [Nightly] Oh, whoopsie. 1712 01:23:50,319 --> 01:23:51,800 Hi. 1713 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,840 Hello. 1714 01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,280 How are things? 1715 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,193 Not here. 1716 01:24:00,628 --> 01:24:03,393 Whoo! Smashed potatoes! 1717 01:24:03,393 --> 01:24:06,357 - [Marvin] And that's the first shot at the Dixie Classic, 1718 01:24:06,357 --> 01:24:08,380 the tournament of marginal playing, 1719 01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:10,920 and culturally insensitive verbiage. 1720 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,000 All right! 1721 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,425 [Ingersall] That's right next up, 1722 01:24:13,425 --> 01:24:14,760 we have captain Adrian Boyd 1723 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,180 for team protein from Magnolia Pointe. 1724 01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,890 Are these guys for real? 1725 01:24:19,890 --> 01:24:23,100 - Look, I don't know anything about these fucking hicks. 1726 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:26,936 So just stick to the script, you Irish twat. 1727 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,060 [Marvin] Adrian Boyd. 1728 01:24:30,060 --> 01:24:33,850 This douchebag has never seen a real day of work in his life 1729 01:24:33,850 --> 01:24:34,683 and his hands. 1730 01:24:34,683 --> 01:24:38,440 Well, they are softer than a newborn's ass. 1731 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,993 Let's see what he does. 1732 01:24:43,910 --> 01:24:48,196 Whoa, what a shot and we are underway folks. 1733 01:24:48,196 --> 01:24:50,775 HADOUKEN! 1734 01:24:50,775 --> 01:24:52,100 - Oh God, that's gross. 1735 01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:53,408 Pretty dumb. 1736 01:24:53,408 --> 01:24:55,333 (intense music) 1737 01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:01,332 [Nightly] That was a send! 1738 01:25:05,269 --> 01:25:07,840 (audience cheering) 1739 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,433 [Marvin] Next up is Baxter and team Birdies. 1740 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:14,113 That'll work. 1741 01:25:15,562 --> 01:25:16,895 Kah-fucking-PING! 1742 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,561 Shit. 1743 01:25:20,561 --> 01:25:23,311 (water sloshing) 1744 01:25:28,225 --> 01:25:31,392 (audience applauding) 1745 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,350 Captain's choice. 1746 01:25:35,350 --> 01:25:37,273 Which ball will you choose, Captain Baxter? 1747 01:25:37,273 --> 01:25:38,106 I think we'll be using my ball, sir. 1748 01:25:39,106 --> 01:25:40,931 (music intensifies) 1749 01:25:47,590 --> 01:25:48,663 Too easy, baby. 1750 01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,000 Yes, sir. There she is. 1751 01:25:58,922 --> 01:26:02,100 (audience applauding) 1752 01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:03,700 This one's going down the pipe. 1753 01:26:08,353 --> 01:26:09,853 [Nightly] Party boy! 1754 01:26:11,447 --> 01:26:14,880 [Marvin] Oh, John Nightly shows us his famous beer shower 1755 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:16,290 celebration. 1756 01:26:16,290 --> 01:26:18,260 I am the best golfer ever! 1757 01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:20,645 [Marvin] Now for the birdies. 1758 01:26:20,645 --> 01:26:21,857 [Adrian] Oh my God. 1759 01:26:21,857 --> 01:26:23,410 I fucking love you guys. 1760 01:26:23,410 --> 01:26:24,763 [Marvin] Baxter up first. 1761 01:26:27,113 --> 01:26:28,113 (cheers) Hey, yeah. 1762 01:26:30,405 --> 01:26:32,205 [Gary] Is this a joke? 1763 01:26:32,205 --> 01:26:33,450 Oh my God, I hate poor people. 1764 01:26:33,450 --> 01:26:35,250 [Marvin] Now at the tee, Nick Hayes. 1765 01:26:36,230 --> 01:26:37,063 Whoa. 1766 01:26:39,607 --> 01:26:42,774 (audience applauding) 1767 01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:44,863 Sweet. 1768 01:26:45,770 --> 01:26:47,883 [Marvin] Next up, Emily Calhoun. 1769 01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:52,090 [Gary] Ooh, I'm a girl! 1770 01:26:52,090 --> 01:26:53,490 I might ask her out later. 1771 01:26:55,259 --> 01:26:57,710 And last up, Khalil Al-Asmari, 1772 01:26:57,710 --> 01:26:59,783 the newest member of Twin Pines. 1773 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:02,910 [Ingersall This guy's got all types of talent. 1774 01:27:02,910 --> 01:27:04,960 [Marvin] The late edition from team Birdies 1775 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:07,100 is really lighting it up. 1776 01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:08,350 Where did he come from? 1777 01:27:08,350 --> 01:27:09,423 Who is this guy? 1778 01:27:11,921 --> 01:27:13,415 (audience applauding) 1779 01:27:13,415 --> 01:27:15,515 Twin Pines is so lucky to have this guy. 1780 01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:20,113 [Marvin] Captain Protein rips another one. 1781 01:27:29,134 --> 01:27:30,067 (regurgitates) 1782 01:27:30,067 --> 01:27:31,740 Oh, that's unfortunate. 1783 01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:34,540 Tell you what Marv, John lightly does not look well. 1784 01:27:34,540 --> 01:27:35,923 No, he does not. 1785 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:37,603 About time. 1786 01:27:38,450 --> 01:27:39,583 I need some coke! 1787 01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,733 Huh, he's fine. 1788 01:27:51,990 --> 01:27:55,157 (audience applauding) 1789 01:27:58,994 --> 01:28:00,493 [Man] What'd you use bro? 1790 01:28:05,173 --> 01:28:08,423 (audience applauding) 1791 01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:22,000 Well, well, well, look who showed up. 1792 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,545 You are not off the hook. 1793 01:28:24,545 --> 01:28:25,397 Dammit, seriously. 1794 01:28:25,397 --> 01:28:29,700 But I love you Jake Baxter no matter what you do. 1795 01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:32,117 Now go kick this prick's ass. 1796 01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:34,413 My girl. 1797 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:40,453 Daughter. 1798 01:28:42,450 --> 01:28:43,283 Daddy. 1799 01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:49,827 [Marvin] We are tied up folks! Onto the back nine. 1800 01:28:57,924 --> 01:29:00,273 - Oh my God, that made my dick hard. 1801 01:29:05,693 --> 01:29:06,844 Yeah, I'll stick with it. 1802 01:29:06,844 --> 01:29:08,640 I'm gonna stick with this golf thing. 1803 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:18,970 Oh my gosh, you missed. 1804 01:29:23,696 --> 01:29:26,909 (audience cheering) 1805 01:29:26,909 --> 01:29:27,742 [Marvin] That's a Birdie for Emily Calhoun of Team Birdies. 1806 01:29:27,742 --> 01:29:28,575 [Ingersall] Showing us their namesake in more than one way. 1807 01:29:28,575 --> 01:29:30,908 An eagle for team Protein. 1808 01:29:48,020 --> 01:29:48,853 Yeah boy! 1809 01:29:55,667 --> 01:29:56,803 (cheers) 1810 01:29:56,803 --> 01:29:57,886 - Woo. - Nice. 1811 01:29:58,792 --> 01:30:01,625 (golf club bangs) 1812 01:30:43,607 --> 01:30:44,600 We're on the last whole game. 1813 01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:47,560 Team protein needs something big happen here. 1814 01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:49,640 There are one back from a playoff. 1815 01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:50,633 Here we go. 1816 01:30:55,948 --> 01:30:56,870 [Gary] Roper. 1817 01:30:56,870 --> 01:30:57,723 There you go. 1818 01:31:01,050 --> 01:31:03,693 It's actually better than I thought. 1819 01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:09,433 Jesus, you're worse than Thomas! 1820 01:31:15,401 --> 01:31:18,234 (golf club bangs) 1821 01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,030 In certain circles, that's a really good shot. 1822 01:31:22,030 --> 01:31:24,470 [Marvin] Twin Pines needs just par to win 1823 01:31:24,470 --> 01:31:26,400 and they're putting for Birdie. 1824 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,567 They've got to make this shot to win. 1825 01:31:34,770 --> 01:31:36,480 Holy shit folks. 1826 01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:37,550 They're blowing it. 1827 01:31:37,550 --> 01:31:39,610 [Ingersall] I can't believe this, Magnolia Pointe 1828 01:31:39,610 --> 01:31:41,563 is still in this match. 1829 01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:44,793 [Adrian] You putt like a girl. 1830 01:31:44,793 --> 01:31:45,626 [Jake] It's all right. 1831 01:31:52,390 --> 01:31:56,840 [Marvin] Unbelievable, meltdown from these unpredictable 1832 01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,120 Birdies from Twin Pines. 1833 01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:01,680 If they can't make it, they lose, or we gotta tie 1834 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:04,870 and go into a three hole, one-on-one playoff. 1835 01:32:04,870 --> 01:32:05,970 [Ingersall] Baxter wants this one. 1836 01:32:09,070 --> 01:32:10,350 In the hole! 1837 01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:11,823 We gotta tie folks. 1838 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:16,790 [Marvin] We go into a three hole playoff, winner take all. 1839 01:32:16,790 --> 01:32:18,940 The team captains must play head, head, 1840 01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:21,460 individual match play to break the tie. 1841 01:32:21,460 --> 01:32:23,930 That's good because John Nightly is disqualified 1842 01:32:23,930 --> 01:32:27,560 as he has passed out on hole 16 1843 01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:29,800 and weirdly nobody is paying any attention. 1844 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:31,990 Just another day on the course for Nightly. 1845 01:32:31,990 --> 01:32:35,593 Magnolia Pointe is away, so Boyd will tee off first. 1846 01:32:38,528 --> 01:32:40,336 HADOUKEN. 1847 01:32:41,420 --> 01:32:43,469 Fuck. 1848 01:32:57,735 --> 01:33:00,320 (birds chirping) 1849 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,600 Baxter for eagle. 1850 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:04,257 You know what to do Jakey Bear. 1851 01:33:04,257 --> 01:33:05,780 Oh my God. 1852 01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:07,460 Not only are you a part of this universe, 1853 01:33:07,460 --> 01:33:10,550 but you are the universe. 1854 01:33:10,550 --> 01:33:11,720 For sure, thanks dude. 1855 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,530 You are that tiny little white ball. 1856 01:33:13,530 --> 01:33:15,492 Nick, I'm trying to focus here, man. 1857 01:33:15,492 --> 01:33:16,780 You're that tiny little white ball that happens 1858 01:33:16,780 --> 01:33:18,250 to have a big fat hickey on your neck. 1859 01:33:18,250 --> 01:33:20,120 I don't have a fucking hickey, just get outta here, dude. 1860 01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:21,543 Good luck. So annoying. 1861 01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:28,610 Mark it. 1862 01:33:28,610 --> 01:33:31,693 [Ingersall] Big mistake and a disappointment for that Eagle. 1863 01:33:34,850 --> 01:33:36,466 You know what to do Adrian- 1864 01:33:36,466 --> 01:33:37,594 Fuck bro. 1865 01:33:37,594 --> 01:33:38,990 I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that. 1866 01:33:46,707 --> 01:33:49,918 And Boyd makes the putt in the hole. 1867 01:33:49,918 --> 01:33:50,918 Whoa baby. 1868 01:33:58,570 --> 01:33:59,770 Yet another Birdie. 1869 01:33:59,770 --> 01:34:01,070 Big missed opportunity. 1870 01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:04,760 Baxter still manages to be one under in the playoffs. 1871 01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:09,757 One under for Boyd and Baxter and on to the next. 1872 01:34:09,757 --> 01:34:11,840 How do my calves look? 1873 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,540 Always beautiful, you know that? 1874 01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:16,073 [Nick] Yes sir. 1875 01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:22,327 HADOUKEN! 1876 01:34:22,327 --> 01:34:23,993 (audience applauding) 1877 01:34:23,993 --> 01:34:25,243 (laughs) From earlier. 1878 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:36,050 It's fine, I don't mind a shorter walk. 1879 01:34:36,050 --> 01:34:37,790 Did you dye your hair more blonde? 1880 01:34:37,790 --> 01:34:38,623 What? 1881 01:34:38,623 --> 01:34:39,456 Did you dye your hair more blonde? 1882 01:34:39,456 --> 01:34:40,740 This is fucking natural. 1883 01:34:46,990 --> 01:34:48,570 That's what I'm talking about, baby. 1884 01:34:48,570 --> 01:34:51,003 [Marvin] And Boyd makes the putt. 1885 01:34:53,777 --> 01:34:56,042 (audience cheering) 1886 01:34:56,042 --> 01:34:57,420 It's in the hole. 1887 01:34:57,420 --> 01:34:59,152 On to the next. 1888 01:34:59,152 --> 01:34:59,985 Birdie, Birdie. 1889 01:34:59,985 --> 01:35:00,818 Yessir! 1890 01:35:05,850 --> 01:35:07,860 [Marvin] We're on the final hole, people. 1891 01:35:07,860 --> 01:35:09,610 This is a 300 yard par four. 1892 01:35:09,610 --> 01:35:13,060 And I believe both these gentlemen are capable 1893 01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:15,400 of getting it near the green, 1894 01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:18,840 but it will take a lot of club, John. 1895 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:21,290 And even more balls, Marvin. 1896 01:35:21,290 --> 01:35:22,830 Yes, John. 1897 01:35:22,830 --> 01:35:26,263 It will take big, huge testicles. 1898 01:35:39,290 --> 01:35:41,643 Boyd with an amazing drive. 1899 01:35:41,643 --> 01:35:44,080 This is my storybook ending. 1900 01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,667 This is my storybook ending! 1901 01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:50,493 [Ingersall] And some inappropriate gestures 1902 01:35:50,493 --> 01:35:51,326 being exchanged folks. 1903 01:35:52,870 --> 01:35:55,590 So if you have any kids that are watching at home, 1904 01:35:55,590 --> 01:35:57,770 you should really rethink your parenting 1905 01:35:57,770 --> 01:35:59,570 and grab a Swinger Lite. 1906 01:35:59,570 --> 01:36:01,460 Long day on the links? 1907 01:36:01,460 --> 01:36:02,430 Pound a Swinger. 1908 01:36:02,430 --> 01:36:05,320 We love Swinger. 1909 01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:06,613 That's right, John. 1910 01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:12,220 Speaking of Swinger, Adrian Boyd could still swing himself 1911 01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:14,370 into a birdie if he can get on the green 1912 01:36:14,370 --> 01:36:16,230 with his next shot. 1913 01:36:16,230 --> 01:36:18,450 Or Baxter's short game could fail him once again. 1914 01:36:18,450 --> 01:36:19,350 That's possible. 1915 01:36:22,632 --> 01:36:23,793 It's the perfect hole? 1916 01:36:32,990 --> 01:36:34,498 We are the Birdies... 1917 01:36:35,798 --> 01:36:37,337 [Nick Whispers] Birdies, birdies 1918 01:36:37,337 --> 01:36:40,512 [Team Birdies] Birdies, birdies, birdies 1919 01:36:40,512 --> 01:36:44,805 Birdies, birdies, birdies! 1920 01:36:44,805 --> 01:36:45,763 Here we go. 1921 01:36:45,763 --> 01:36:47,308 [All] Birdies. Birdies! 1922 01:36:47,308 --> 01:36:48,739 There we go. 1923 01:36:48,739 --> 01:36:50,844 Let's go! 1924 01:36:50,844 --> 01:36:52,269 Louder! 1925 01:36:52,269 --> 01:36:55,529 [Team Birdies] Birdies, birdies, birdies. 1926 01:36:55,529 --> 01:36:57,649 Birdies, baby! 1927 01:36:57,649 --> 01:36:59,165 BIRDIES FOREVER! 1928 01:36:59,165 --> 01:37:03,990 I am Jake fucking Baxter and I am BACK! 1929 01:37:03,990 --> 01:37:06,151 Wooohooo! 1930 01:37:06,151 --> 01:37:09,350 Nick, hand me that motherfucking two- 1931 01:37:09,350 --> 01:37:10,183 That's exactly what I wanted. 1932 01:37:10,183 --> 01:37:11,016 How'd you know? 1933 01:37:11,016 --> 01:37:11,862 (Nick laughs) 1934 01:37:11,862 --> 01:37:13,746 Win or lose, that's cool that you know I was gonna... 1935 01:37:13,746 --> 01:37:14,579 That's pretty cool. 1936 01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:15,412 [Nick] Right right, we're- yeah! 1937 01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:16,330 Here we go. 1938 01:37:21,170 --> 01:37:22,800 [Marvin] It's a beautiful shot. 1939 01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:26,470 That is a sniper shot, the best I've ever seen. 1940 01:37:26,470 --> 01:37:28,890 [Pop] Damn it's a SNIPER SHOT! 1941 01:37:28,890 --> 01:37:30,950 [Marvin] Could this even be possible? 1942 01:37:30,950 --> 01:37:32,663 Has anyone ever? 1943 01:37:33,541 --> 01:37:35,877 It's a hole in ONE 1944 01:37:35,877 --> 01:37:37,293 I can't believe it! 1945 01:37:37,293 --> 01:37:39,661 Jake Baxter just aced a par four! 1946 01:37:39,661 --> 01:37:42,493 He need a Birdie but he got an albatross. 1947 01:37:42,493 --> 01:37:44,671 [Pop] Yeah, my boy! 1948 01:37:44,671 --> 01:37:49,462 [Marvin] Adrian Boyd is out of this match! 1949 01:37:51,119 --> 01:37:53,952 (people cheering) 1950 01:38:03,856 --> 01:38:04,856 Oh my God. 1951 01:38:07,309 --> 01:38:10,142 (people cheering) 1952 01:38:20,410 --> 01:38:24,023 Well, so I guess I work for you now. 1953 01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:27,993 Partners? 1954 01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:30,760 Something like that. 1955 01:38:33,810 --> 01:38:35,888 I think you should probably kiss me now. 1956 01:38:35,888 --> 01:38:37,150 Oh yeah. - Yeah. 1957 01:38:38,980 --> 01:38:40,210 Conroy, that was the fu- 1958 01:38:40,210 --> 01:38:42,220 Oh my God, did not know you guys are about to kiss. 1959 01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:43,320 I am so sorry. 1960 01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:44,160 Dude, I am so sorry. 1961 01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:46,790 We weren't about to kiss, we were kissing. 1962 01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:49,083 Thry were kissing. I'll let it slide. 1963 01:38:50,660 --> 01:38:53,360 I've never seen anything like that, Jake. 1964 01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:54,463 You saved my ass. 1965 01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:58,663 Yeah, I kinda did, didn't I? 1966 01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,260 It's the best job I ever, dude. 1967 01:39:01,260 --> 01:39:04,193 Anything you want, you got it. 1968 01:39:04,193 --> 01:39:05,440 You're home now. 1969 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,890 You hear me, the both of you. 1970 01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:10,263 Appreciate that, thank you Conroy. 1971 01:39:12,173 --> 01:39:16,003 I guess I'll have my attorney start to make arrangements. 1972 01:39:16,950 --> 01:39:19,653 You got my number, I'll expect keys in two weeks. 1973 01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:22,480 I'm gonna call the motel, 1974 01:39:22,480 --> 01:39:24,130 have 'em save our favorite suite. 1975 01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:27,083 Not here, later, later. 1976 01:39:28,660 --> 01:39:29,493 All right, yeah. 1977 01:39:29,493 --> 01:39:31,370 I'll see you at Thanksgiving, Mr. Boyd. 1978 01:39:31,370 --> 01:39:33,263 We don't have to talk about any of this. 1979 01:39:35,170 --> 01:39:36,003 Adrian. 1980 01:39:44,550 --> 01:39:48,090 Look, man, I still don't like you 1981 01:39:50,035 --> 01:39:51,223 but, goddammit. 1982 01:39:56,960 --> 01:39:57,793 You respect me? 1983 01:39:57,793 --> 01:39:59,040 No, I realized soon as I said that, 1984 01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:00,170 it sounded like I was gonna say respect. 1985 01:40:00,170 --> 01:40:04,463 It was not, it's more like, I think you're a good golfer. 1986 01:40:12,084 --> 01:40:14,834 (birds chirping) 1987 01:40:19,330 --> 01:40:22,420 Well, looks like you got a new club, boss. 1988 01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:24,320 Yeah, don't get too excited. 1989 01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:25,293 I might fuck it up. 1990 01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:27,623 I'm not gonna! 1991 01:40:49,208 --> 01:40:51,270 White people. 1992 01:40:51,270 --> 01:40:53,670 So, when are we gonna work on my putting game, huh? 1993 01:40:53,670 --> 01:40:55,410 Oh, putting is not my department. 1994 01:40:55,410 --> 01:40:57,520 I would defer to my short game professor, Nick. 1995 01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:58,353 He'll take it from here. 1996 01:40:58,353 --> 01:40:59,420 Won't you follow me, Ms. Gladys. 1997 01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:01,912 His putting sucks the ass. 1998 01:41:01,912 --> 01:41:02,745 I'm working on it. 1999 01:41:02,745 --> 01:41:03,578 Yeah okay. 2000 01:41:03,578 --> 01:41:06,350 What the hell are we gonna do about these guys? 2001 01:41:06,350 --> 01:41:07,460 They can sleep it off. 2002 01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:09,310 Yeah, I feel like we should call the greens keepers. 2003 01:41:09,310 --> 01:41:11,880 I feel like you're probably right. 2004 01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:14,020 Hey greens, we could use a clean up at the driving range. 2005 01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:15,950 Got three naked dudes laying here. 2006 01:41:15,950 --> 01:41:18,760 Copy clubhouse, Adrian is on his way. 2007 01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,830 If you guys are talking about my dad again, 2008 01:41:20,830 --> 01:41:22,233 you can screw off! 2009 01:41:23,450 --> 01:41:24,700 He's happy. 2010 01:41:24,700 --> 01:41:26,426 Thank you very much. 2011 01:41:26,426 --> 01:41:29,580 Do me a favor, when you're done fixing that boys, 2012 01:41:29,580 --> 01:41:31,180 come up here and fix this for me. 2013 01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,013 Fix what? 2014 01:41:36,366 --> 01:41:40,050 (golf cart buzzing) 2015 01:41:40,050 --> 01:41:40,883 Hey what'd I miss? 2016 01:41:40,883 --> 01:41:43,853 Oh, just another day at Twin Pines, you know. 2017 01:41:43,853 --> 01:41:44,686 I tell you what, I'm thirsty. 2018 01:41:44,686 --> 01:41:46,740 I'll take a water 'cause I'm pregnant. 2019 01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,790 Well, I mean we're pregnant. 2020 01:41:47,790 --> 01:41:48,623 She's pregnant. 2021 01:41:49,870 --> 01:41:51,253 Well, this round's on me. 2022 01:41:52,534 --> 01:41:53,650 Thanks so much. 2023 01:41:53,650 --> 01:41:54,483 Yeah. 2024 01:41:55,639 --> 01:41:59,736 To Twin Pines, may the tradition continue to continue. 2025 01:41:59,736 --> 01:42:01,319 - [All] Twin Pines.