1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,083 (TAP DRIPS) 4 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,666 (TAP RUNS) 5 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:56,375 (TAP RUNS) 6 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,208 ("BLIND DATE" THEME PLAYS) 7 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:05,833 (TV): Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Blind Date". 8 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:09,583 And here is your host, Miss Cilla Black! 9 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,666 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 10 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,125 ("BLIND DATE" THEME PLAYS) 11 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:30,250 (DOG YAPS OUTSIDE) 12 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,291 (CILLA): Thank you! 13 00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:34,166 Hello and welcome to "Blind Date", 14 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:36,333 the show that tries to find a boy and a girl 15 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,625 who go together like birds of a feather. 16 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:41,541 Will the billing and cooing lead to wooing? 17 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:45,125 Or will the day they both met be the day that they'll regret? 18 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,083 (LAUGHTER) 19 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,000 (RADIO): It's been quite a week 20 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,250 for clashes and confrontations in the arts. 21 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:20,666 The British Prime Minister, Mrs Margaret Thatcher became 22 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,541 the patron of an admirable new scheme 23 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:26,208 to get business and industry to sponsor the arts at the same time 24 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,333 as the Conservative Government that she heads was under fire 25 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,666 from prominent figures in the arts world. 26 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:35,041 The bone of contention is a clause, Clause 28... 27 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:37,041 (SWITCHES STATIONS) 28 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:39,500 (ORCHESTRAL NEWS STING) 29 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,625 If you're just joining us, this is Peter Brackley. 30 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,208 Welcome to "Sports Report". 31 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,500 FA Cup, sixth round: 32 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,416 Everton two, Ipswich Town one. 33 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:49,208 Tottenham Hotspur nil, Liverpool one... 34 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:53,166 (CLASS SING): # Give me courage When the world is rough 35 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:57,500 ♪ Keep me loving Though the world is tough... ♪ 36 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,791 (BELL RINGS) 37 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:04,083 (SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 38 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:06,500 (PUPILS CHATTER) 39 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,208 - (CHUCKLES) - What? 40 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,208 I could forge your nan's signature better, Siobhan. 41 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,875 - But I didn't. - Do you want me to call her? 42 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,708 No. Don't. 43 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,541 If there's a problem at home, you can tell me, you know? 44 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:23,791 Can't have my star player missing any more matches, can I? 45 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,916 - OK. I'll call her. - (CHUCKLES) 46 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,791 You and your bloody fan club! 47 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:31,833 (BELL RINGS) 48 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:35,791 (DOOR OPENS) 49 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:38,291 (GIRLS CHATTER AND LAUGH) 50 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:46,666 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (JEAN SHUSHES) 51 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,666 Carol. 52 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:51,708 Would you prefer to take the class yourself? 53 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,791 (GIRLS GIGGLE) 54 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:55,000 OK. Erm... 55 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,291 Can anyone tell me what "fight or flight" means? 56 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,250 I'm not just talking about netball. 57 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,333 "Fight or flight", any ideas? 58 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,416 Carol? 59 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:11,125 You can see me after, OK? 60 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,500 There you go. 61 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,791 Instincts. 62 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:23,541 I'm talking about instincts. 63 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,208 The body responds far quicker than the brain. 64 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:29,791 Faced with sudden danger, the body begins to respond 65 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,833 before the brain has even thought about it. 66 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,291 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 67 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,041 Steak pie, that, man. 68 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,250 What you having for dinner? 69 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,708 Don't, man, honestly. Martin's got us on this new diet. 70 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:42,333 Have you heard of it? It's called "SlimFast". 71 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:45,000 Just one of these in the morning and one at night. 72 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,708 Martin says I'll be wasting away by Easter. 73 00:05:46,833 --> 00:05:49,208 (LAUGHTER) 74 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,666 Oh, God. Ah, dear... 75 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:53,833 Nah. This, man. 76 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,291 - That's horrible. - That's minging. 77 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:57,916 I want that, though. 78 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,791 (THUMPING POP MUSIC PLAYS) (CHATTER) 79 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:40,208 (MUSIC: "Nomalizo" by Letta Mbulu) 80 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,291 (POOL BALLS CLACK) 81 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,166 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 82 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:50,375 - Hiya. - Oh, hello. 83 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,458 - How are you? - Hiya! Yeah, OK. 84 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,458 Hey. 85 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,250 - Hiya. - Hey. 86 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,458 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) 87 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:07,291 (LAUGHS) 88 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,125 (DEBBIE): Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! 89 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:17,125 - Oh, come on, Baby Jean. - Right, stop... stop calling me that. 90 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,333 - Come on. - It suits ya. 91 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,583 (ALL CHEER) 92 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,208 - (COUGHS) - Lightweight! Lightweight! 93 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,291 This is exciting. 94 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:29,458 Out my way. 95 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,666 All right, then, love. 96 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,500 (MUTTERING) 97 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,583 Have a lickle stretch. 98 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,500 (MUTTERING) 99 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:46,625 (ALL EXCLAIM) 100 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,958 - Excuse me. - That's... I'm not having this. 101 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:53,291 Oh, no. Oh... stop it. 102 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,291 (ALL EXCLAIM) 103 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:56,958 What? No way! 104 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,333 Nice shot. 105 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,000 (ALL EXCLAIM) 106 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,125 There she is! 107 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,541 I'm bored. 108 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,375 It's not over till the fat lady sings. 109 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,458 Well, I'm the fat lady, and I'm calling it! 110 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,333 Now someone get us a drink! 111 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,666 - Drink, drink, drink! - Go on, Jean. 112 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:17,833 - Your go. - Your turn. 113 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,333 - Me? - Teacher, you won. 114 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:23,583 - I got the last one. - I know, but the winner gets the drinks in. 115 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:25,333 ♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪ 116 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:27,208 (LAUGHTER) 117 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,250 ♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪ (CHUCKLES) 118 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,500 Thanks, love! 119 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:31,541 Hello! 120 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:33,333 (LAUGHTER) 121 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:10,416 (DISTANT DOG BARKS) 122 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,250 Oh, no. Please. No, not that again. 123 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,291 I need it. 124 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:21,625 (CHUCKLES) 125 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,708 You're sick in the head, you know that, don't you? 126 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:26,875 (RECORDING): I would just like you to imagine as you lie there 127 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,666 that the body is powering down, ready to sleep for the night. 128 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:36,541 Allow thoughts to come and go, but begin to notice the sensation 129 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:39,708 of the muscles in your legs switching off. 130 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,833 (SEAGULLS CALL) 131 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,500 (DOG BARKS) 132 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:19,000 (DISTANT DOG BARKS) 133 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,208 Any second now, she's gonna get clattered. 134 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,583 He's gonna take her down and she'll come crying to me. 135 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,041 - (MICHELLE): Why is he so boisterous? - (CHUCKLES) 136 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,750 Look at that. 137 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,958 - Well, that's a waste, isn't it? - Why's that? 138 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:53,833 Well, she'll not be needing footwork like that on a netball court. 139 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,291 Well, you could always sign her on. 140 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:58,666 And you'll take the boys for netball, too, will you? 141 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,250 I don't see why not. 142 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,333 (PUPILS CHATTER) 143 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,333 - Abigail Dawson. - Yeah, Miss. 144 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,166 (JEAN SHUSHES) (CHATTER STOPS) 145 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,291 - Mindy Singh. - Yeah, Miss. 146 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,333 Lois Jackson. 147 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:26,875 Does anyone know where Lois is? 148 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,416 - (GIRL): Who? - (BOY): Dunno. 149 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,166 - Gary Blakefield. - Here, Miss. 150 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,416 Christopher... Lois! 151 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:35,500 Lois? 152 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,625 Come on in. 153 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,625 I'm Miss Newman. Have youse got your kit yet? 154 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,041 - No. - Er... that's OK. 155 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,791 We'll find you something. Michelle, do we... 156 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:45,500 - Can I just watch? - (BOY): Can you just watch? 157 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,208 (LAUGHTER, MURMURING) 158 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,333 Is there something funny, Mike? 159 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,583 - Nah, Miss. - OK, then, grow up. 160 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,541 (GIRLS OOH) (LAUGHTER) 161 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,375 Erm... 162 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,208 Yeah, OK, you can sit this one out, 163 00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,791 but in future, it's not really optional. 164 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:01,833 (PUPILS COMPLAIN) 165 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:03,875 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 166 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,250 I need you in two teams. Jimmy, can you get over here? 167 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,625 Mike, over there. 168 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,416 Come on, then, guys. 169 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,250 (MIKE): One, two, three, bulldog! 170 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,000 (PUPILS SHOUT) 171 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,833 That's it, Mike! 172 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:23,208 Come on! One, two, three, bulldog! 173 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,041 One, two, three, bulldog! 174 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,958 Come by the office tomorrow. I'll sort you out with some kit. 175 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,083 All right? 176 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,666 - You thought about joining the netball team? - No. 177 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,875 You could come along later and get a feel for it, if you like. 178 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,125 - Have you played? - No. 179 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,541 But I know you can't run when you've got the ball. 180 00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,500 (CHUCKLES) 181 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,708 I reckon you'll be good at it. 182 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,125 Nah, I'm good. 183 00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,458 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (BELL RINGS) 184 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,041 Let me know if you change your mind. 185 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,083 (TV ON) 186 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,583 (SLURPING) 187 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,041 What? 188 00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:36,333 Nothing. 189 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,541 (CHUCKLES) Oh... really? Am I distracting you? 190 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:42,833 No. 191 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,708 - Just quite loud. - (CHUCKLES) 192 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,208 Oh, yeah? 193 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,083 How loud? 194 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,250 Sounds like you're snoring. 195 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,666 - No, it doesn't. - (CHUCKLES) 196 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,666 - Come on, show us what it's like. - (CHUCKLES) 197 00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,750 ("BLIND DATE" THEME PLAYS) 198 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,208 - (TV): Ladies and gentlemen... - (MIMICS SLURPING) 199 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,125 (CHUCKLES) 200 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,833 Wow! OK. 201 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,750 ...Miss Cilla Black! 202 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,666 Oh, no, no way. 203 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,333 What? 204 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,291 - No way. We're not watching that. - Why? 205 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,333 "Oh, Kevin! If you fall for me, 206 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,208 I promise I'll suck your cock every week 207 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,000 and never ever emasculate you in front of your friends." 208 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,541 (THEY LAUGH) 209 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,666 You do realise they fill our tellies with this here to distract us 210 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,333 from what's really going on? 211 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,875 Such a conspiracy theorist. 212 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,041 I'm telling you. 213 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,166 Not everything is political. 214 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,416 Of course it is. 215 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,083 (DISTANT DOG BARKS) 216 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,375 (MOANING SOFTLY) 217 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,750 (GRUNTS) 218 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,458 (DOOR BUZZER) 219 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,791 Who's that? 220 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,041 How should I know? 221 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,291 Erm... 222 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,041 Er... hang on. 223 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:24,708 Oh, shit. 224 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,375 - What's going on? - It's... it's my sister. 225 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,041 Can you just... you know? 226 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,458 (WHISPERS): Fuck. 227 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,708 (DOOR OPENS) 228 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,416 (SASHA): Sorry, Jeanie. I tried ringing. 229 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,333 Erm... Tim's mam's been taken to hospital. 230 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,083 They think she might have had a stroke. 231 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,416 Could you watch our Sammy? I don't think it'll be too long. 232 00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,625 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Of course, yeah, that's fine. 233 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,500 Oh, really? Thank you so much. You're a star. 234 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,541 Yeah, we'll be OK, won't we, Sammy? 235 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,416 Don't go all shy on us. Say hello to Auntie Jean. 236 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,375 If you're lucky, 237 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,208 I'll let you watch cartoons before bed. 238 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,208 - How's that? - (GASPS) Thank you. 239 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,375 - OK. - Thank you. 240 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,416 OK. Right, off you go. 241 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,750 Love you! Bye! 242 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,125 Bye. Bye-bye. 243 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,500 His gran's just been rushed to hospital. 244 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,083 They didn't want to take him with them. 245 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,333 Who's that? 246 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,125 Sammy, this is my friend, Viv. 247 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,500 Viv, this is Sammy. 248 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,458 Hiya. 249 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,458 You can watch telly for five minutes, OK? 250 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,166 And then I'll take you up to bed. 251 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:37,833 (TV ON) 252 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,041 Sorry. 253 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,916 "Friend", is it? 254 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,041 - Well, he's five. - And? 255 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,125 Don't. 256 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,041 Don't what? 257 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,875 Well, don't tell me how to be with my own family. 258 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:55,958 OK. 259 00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,666 I'll, er... call you tomorrow, then? 260 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,166 OK. 261 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,583 Enjoy your cartoons. 262 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:15,750 (DOOR SHUTS) 263 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,958 "I like women to be feminine. 264 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,666 "What is the most feminine thing about you?" 265 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,708 (WOMAN): Hmm... 266 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,208 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 267 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,250 Right, come on, then, Sam. Bath time. 268 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,000 It's not finished. 269 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,333 I don't care. 270 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,333 Quickly! 271 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,625 Up you go. 272 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,875 (SAMMY HUMS A TUNE) 273 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,833 (WATER SPLASHES) 274 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,208 Hey. Stop that! 275 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,666 Stop it! Right, that's it! 276 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,708 (SIGHS) 277 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083 Hey. Hey, it's OK. 278 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,291 It's OK. 279 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,833 I'm sorry. 280 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,125 I shouldn't have yelled at you. 281 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,416 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 282 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,583 Good boy. 283 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:51,125 - (WHISPERS): Shall we read a story? Yeah. - Yeah. 284 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,541 What do you wanna read? 285 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,166 Superman. 286 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,916 (YAWNS) 287 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,833 (YAWNS) Me, too. 288 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,375 - Ready? - Yeah. 289 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,583 Come on, then. 290 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,708 (LINE RINGS) 291 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,708 (VIV): Hello? 292 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,250 I'm sorry. 293 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,000 Oh, yeah? What for? 294 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,375 For being an idiot. 295 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,583 Right. 296 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:58,875 Meet me by the holiday park on Blyth Road in half an hour. 297 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,291 Why? 298 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,291 (VIV HANGS UP) 299 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,583 What is it that scares you? 300 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,500 - All of it. - (LAUGHS) 301 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,041 Well, you're not backing out now. 302 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,958 (ENGINE STARTS) 303 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,625 (ENGINE REVS) 304 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,708 - Are you OK back there? - Look at the road! 305 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,458 (LAUGHS) 306 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,750 - (SHRIEKING, LAUGHING) - Wait for me! 307 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:24,000 Whoo! 308 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,916 (RADIO): You can phone the organisers on 0-1-8-3-7-6-6-6-6. 309 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,875 That's 0-1, if you're calling from outside London, 310 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,750 8-3-7-6-6-6-6. 311 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:37,916 Lucy? 312 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:41,208 In Haringey, positive images of homosexuality prompted 313 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,125 a violent response from protesting parents. 314 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:48,125 The New Clause is a group of Conservative MPs' response. 315 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,916 The central provisions are that homosexuality 316 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,333 must not be promoted in state schools, 317 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,958 and it outlaws teaching the acceptability of homosexuality 318 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,958 as a pretended family relationship. The bill... 319 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,291 What does that even mean? 320 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,666 "Pretended family relationships". 321 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,541 The clause is expected to go through substantially unchanged, not least... 322 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,250 I found myself lying the other day. 323 00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,500 I had to call one of the kids' parents and I got... 324 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,250 I dunno. 325 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,375 And I told her I was my boss. 326 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,083 I didn't plan it or anything, but I felt like if I had... 327 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:29,083 ...told her it was me, she might think... 328 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,208 There's something going on between you two? 329 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,250 Yeah. 330 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,166 Between me and the kids. 331 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,250 - It's stupid. - No, it's not stupid. 332 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,916 You know that's what they want, though, don't you? 333 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,833 (BELL JINGLES) 334 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:53,041 (SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 335 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,458 (SNICKERS) 336 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,416 - Right, love. What can I get you? - Fish 'n' chips. 337 00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,958 - Do you want peas or beans with that? - Er, peas, please. 338 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,083 - Won't be long. - She's friendly. 339 00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:10,500 This is not a beauty parlour. Get cracking, please, ladies. 340 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,708 How would you know what a beauty parlour looks like? 341 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,541 We were all young and dumb once, you know, Carol? 342 00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:15,875 (GIRLS LAUGH) 343 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,291 You did a good job out there, Rachel. If you carry on like that, 344 00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:21,041 you'll be able to take on the sixth-formers by the end of term. 345 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,625 You should be dressed by now. Come along, ladies! 346 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,583 Urgh, Miss, what you looking at? Get out, you perv! 347 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,541 (LAUGHTER) 348 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,875 Fancy a pint? 349 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,416 A few of us are heading down the Lodge. 350 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,208 (BOYS LAUGH) 351 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,458 Sorry? 352 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,916 Er... no, I can't. 353 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,958 I'm, erm... I'm minding my nephew tonight. 354 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,000 Friday night? Hope they're paying you. 355 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,333 (THEY CHUCKLE) 356 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,916 - See ya Monday. - See ya Monday. 357 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,583 (POP MUSIC PLAYS) (LAUGHTER) 358 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,333 "Lonely lesbian seeking intimate relationship 359 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,333 "with someone who shares my hobbies and interests. 360 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:57,958 "I don't really enjoy clubbing, 361 00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:01,541 "but prefer a walk on the beach or a trip to the allotment!" 362 00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,125 (LAUGHTER) 363 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,416 "Eagerly awaiting your replies." 364 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,416 Oh, God! Here y'are, this one. 365 00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:13,875 "Gay white ladies lusting for sweaty, dirty dykes, 366 00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:18,208 "hunting for bristling bodybuilders to fulfil my Catholic fantasies 367 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,666 "and soften my perpetually-erect clit." 368 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:22,916 (LAUGHTER) 369 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:25,708 Who the fuck's got a "perpetually-erect clit"? 370 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,625 You do, I seem to remember. 371 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,250 Really? 372 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,166 (LAUGHTER) 373 00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,000 Read another one, Viv! 374 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,916 Ah, come on! We've all fucked each other. 375 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,750 That's what we did. 376 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,708 What, lost your memory now you're married, is that it? 377 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,041 Shall I get some tabs? 378 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,750 What the fuck was that? 379 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,583 I didn't know I had to watch language around the teacher! 380 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,166 ♪ Beam me down Beam me back downtown... ♪ 381 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:58,000 (MUSIC): "Melodies Of Love" by Pink Rhythm 382 00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,625 (PEOPLE CHEER) 383 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,833 (PHONE RINGS) 384 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,750 (THUMP ON DOOR) 385 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,375 (DOOR OPENS) 386 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,708 Change your mind, then? 387 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,625 - Maybe. - Yeah, OK, erm... 388 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,625 Yeah, I'll, erm... I'll have you shadow Siobhan today. 389 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,958 Help you get to grips with the basics. 390 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,083 - Fuck's sake. - You got a friend. 391 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:13,291 Can you take that jumper off, please? Uniform only on this team. 392 00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,541 (GIRLS SNICKER) 393 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:28,875 (GIRL 1): Here! 394 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,875 (GIRL 2): Here! 395 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,208 Here! 396 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,250 (GIRLS COMPLAIN) 397 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,500 That's enough. 398 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:41,291 Now, who's gonna show Lois how we defend without contact? 399 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,333 - Siobhan. - (WHISPERS): Fuck's sake. 400 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,916 Mindy, come here. 401 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,958 Three feet apart. 402 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,000 Arms in the air. 403 00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,416 Hands following the ball. 404 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,541 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 405 00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:06,000 (BALL THUMPS) 406 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,041 OK. 407 00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,041 Well done. 408 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,291 Lois, you wanna give it a try? 409 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,375 It's OK. We'll go slowly. 410 00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,250 (GIRLS LAUGH) 411 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,666 You position yourself more like this. 412 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,958 Three feet apart. 413 00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,000 Arms in the air. 414 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Hands following the ball. 415 00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:38,791 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 416 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,791 Well done. 417 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,791 Meeting at four o'clock tomorrow outside school. 418 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,416 Please don't be late or I'm leaving without you. 419 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,833 Thank you. 420 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,750 Well done. 421 00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,416 Well done. 422 00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:02,791 See you back here tomorrow, then. 423 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:08,791 (BELL RINGS) 424 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:22,000 (DISTANT DOGS BARK) 425 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:08,750 (PHONE RINGS) 426 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,750 (PAULA): Hello, PE department. 427 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,125 Hang on. 428 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,958 Call for you, Jean. 429 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,666 - Who is it? - Didn't say. 430 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,625 Jean Newman speaking. 431 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,416 (VIV): Why, hello, Baby Jean. 432 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,333 Hello? 433 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,000 Jean? 434 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,541 Spoke to Baldock this morning. 435 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,500 He's approved those proposals you put forward. 436 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,958 I know. I couldn't believe it either. (CHUCKLES) 437 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,958 See ya later. 438 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,083 - Bye. - Bye. 439 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,625 Aye, all right. 440 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:15,333 (TV ON) 441 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,458 - Oh, hiya. - Hey. 442 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,916 Is Viv around? 443 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,500 Yeah, she's just in there. 444 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,458 Hiya. 445 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,208 You can't call me at work. I told you that. 446 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,000 Ugh, why do you have to be so uptight? 447 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,583 Do you know what? 448 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,458 Yeah, I don't need this. 449 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,625 Hey. 450 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,333 You don't know what it's like for me. 451 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,208 I won't call you at work. 452 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,958 OK. 453 00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,416 Are you gonna shut that door, cos you're letting the draft in? 454 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,958 - It was open when I got here. - No, it wasn't. 455 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,583 - Yes, it was. - Ah, shut up. 456 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,333 Come on. 457 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,500 Are you hungry? There's pasta. 458 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,791 Er... no. 459 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,250 I'm fine. 460 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,583 Great. 461 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,666 I said you were uptight. You're not uptight. 462 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,416 Maybe just a little. 463 00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:45,916 (THEY CHUCKLE) 464 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,666 (MOANING) Oh, fuck. 465 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:29,916 (BANGING AND VOICES IN NEXT ROOM) 466 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,583 (VOICES IN NEXT ROOM) 467 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,416 Come here. 468 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,708 - What? - Erm... 469 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,333 ...nothing. 470 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,916 Er... 471 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,875 - Sorry, did I frighten you? - Hmm? 472 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,541 - I'm a bit nocturnal. - No. 473 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,333 It's OK. 474 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:46,125 Be a good one for your students. Have you read it? 475 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,791 I haven't. 476 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,125 Says here it was banned for obscenity. 477 00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:53,291 Yeah, they thought it'd lead to an epidemic. 478 00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:54,458 Epidemic of what? 479 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,333 Lesbianism. 480 00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,166 Hmm. 481 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,208 Crazy, right? 482 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,208 See ya later. 483 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,791 (MUSIC: "You're A Woman" by Bad Boys Blue) 484 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,791 (MUSIC CONTINUES ON GHETTO BLASTER) (GIRLS LAUGH) 485 00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,208 ♪ Tonight 486 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,833 ♪ There'll be no darkness tonight... 487 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:38,458 (GIRLS WHOOP, LAUGH) 488 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,000 ♪ Let your love light shine bright 489 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,708 ♪ Listen to my heart... ♪ 490 00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,250 (MUSIC OFF) 491 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,541 Save it for the match, why don't you, Siobhan? 492 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,000 Come on, we're just having a bit of fun, Miss. 493 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,750 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (GIRLS SHOUT) 494 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,916 (SIOBHAN): Here! Let's go! 495 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,166 Here! 496 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,791 (CHEERING) 497 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:03,708 Well done! Well done, Siobhan. 498 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,583 - (GIRL): Here! - Here! 499 00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:07,916 Pass it! 500 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:09,833 (YELLS) 501 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,791 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 502 00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:12,875 (GROANS) 503 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,333 (GIRL): Is it her arm? 504 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,208 (MICHELLE): Can you put any weight on it? 505 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,833 No. 506 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:19,708 You're on. 507 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,000 You'll be fine. 508 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,666 Try not to think too much. 509 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,375 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 510 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,125 (GIRLS SHOUT) 511 00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:39,916 (CHEERING) 512 00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,166 (MICHELLE): Well done, Lois! 513 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:43,333 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 514 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,666 Look at that! 515 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,958 Congratulations. Well done. 516 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,208 (WAVES CRASH) 517 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,125 I wish you'd let us come to one of your games. 518 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,250 You wouldn't have to talk to us. I'd just like to be there. 519 00:37:58,375 --> 00:37:59,875 (CHUCKLES) 520 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:01,875 What? 521 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,125 What, you don't think I'd blend in with the other parents? 522 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,041 Stick out like a sore thumb, more like. 523 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:08,583 Hey, that's not kind. 524 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,791 (KEYS JINGLE) 525 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,625 Anyway, I bet there are loads of lezzas on your team. 526 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,625 Well? 527 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,333 - Well what? - Oh, come on. 528 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:32,166 I don't ask them who they're sleeping with. 529 00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,583 No, but you can just tell. 530 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,041 I really haven't thought about it. 531 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,500 You're from another planet, you. 532 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:42,000 (THEY CHUCKLE) (ENGINE STARTS) 533 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,666 Is that right? 534 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,916 (RADIO): This afternoon's business in the House of Lords 535 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,916 was brought to an abrupt halt by three young women, 536 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:54,250 who launched a commando-style raid on the chamber. 537 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,791 They abseiled down ropes from the public gallery, 538 00:38:56,916 --> 00:39:00,375 landed on the floor among a chamber full of startled peers 539 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,583 and were hustled out by Black Rod and several doorkeepers. 540 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,708 It was a protest against the clause in the Local Government Bill, 541 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:10,333 which curbs the promotion of homosexuality by councils. 542 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:15,500 (MP): We care on this side, first and foremost, about children. 543 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,958 We care about the perpetuation 544 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:22,166 of the heterosexual normal family 545 00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:26,958 as the basis of civilised society here and in other countries. 546 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,458 (PARTY MEMBERS): Hear! Hear! 547 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,958 Well, David Koss is in our Westminster studio now. 548 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,833 David, exactly what happened? 549 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,375 You wouldn't wanna bump into them women in a dark alley. 550 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,500 They'd have your guts for garters, wouldn't they? Eh? 551 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:38,625 (SCOFFS) 552 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,041 I've been saying this is a good idea for years. 553 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,166 Young people have such vulnerable minds. 554 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:45,083 (TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 555 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,416 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 556 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:20,041 Well done today, ladies. Time to get changed. 557 00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:25,333 (GIRLS CHATTER) 558 00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:28,208 Oh, gross, man! 559 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,458 So gross. 560 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,375 What about you, Lois? What's your type? 561 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,000 - Yeah, what's your type? - (GIRL): Yeah, howay, tell us. 562 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,083 Yeah, what's your type? 563 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,666 No, wait. You prefer them a bit more... 564 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,416 (LAUGHTER) 565 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,000 Fuck off. 566 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,708 Or is it the mannish ones that do it for ya? 567 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,458 Whatever. 568 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,375 Oh, come on, we've just been saying what we like. 569 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,500 Now it's your turn. Fair dos. 570 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,708 (JILL): Yeah, come on. Tell us, Lois. 571 00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:58,458 What I don't get is how two girls actually... 572 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,250 Like, I know there's a lot of this. 573 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,500 (LAUGHTER) 574 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:04,000 How do you actually...? 575 00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,416 No denying it, then? 576 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:08,958 (GIRLS LAUGH, OOH) 577 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,708 - Or maybe she's a virgin. - Probably. 578 00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,250 - I'm not. - Liar. 579 00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,875 (ALL JEER) 580 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,583 Do you think I'm sexy? 581 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,083 Don't touch me, you fuckin' dyke! 582 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,166 Ow! Get off! 583 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:23,333 (SHOUTING) 584 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,000 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 585 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,500 Get off! 586 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,208 - Ow! - (GROWLS) 587 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,208 - Get off! - (YELLS) 588 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,583 Get off her now! 589 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,333 My office, now. 590 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,166 You can stay here and explain to me what just happened, all right? 591 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,500 - Whatever. - Go! Now. 592 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,500 Show's over, ladies. Come here. 593 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,500 (INHALES SHARPLY) Ow. 594 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,416 You've got a chance to really succeed on this team. 595 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,958 Do you even care what happened? 596 00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,750 Just ignore them. Is that what you did? 597 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:30,875 No. We're not talking about me. 598 00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,916 You need to be careful. 599 00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,541 That's all I'm saying. 600 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:41,166 If it comes to it, your word against hers... 601 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:42,791 you know who they'll believe, don't you? 602 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:44,833 So it doesn't even matter what happened? 603 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,958 Look, I could get you thrown out permanently 604 00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,708 for that kind of behaviour. 605 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,833 I know it seems unfair. 606 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,750 But I'm trying to help you. 607 00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:01,416 If you want this, fight for it, not against it. 608 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,458 Hey... 609 00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:05,958 Hey, don't! 610 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,250 (DOOR OPENS) 611 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,583 Oh, no, what happened? 612 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,291 Er, it was just a graze. 613 00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,500 - You all right, pet? - I'm fine. 614 00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,291 Poor love. 615 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,333 Yeah, she's OK. 616 00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,416 All sorts of rumours flying around about that one. 617 00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,041 Not sure she helps herself, though. 618 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,208 Everything OK with you? 619 00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:44,833 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fine. 620 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,291 Long day. (CHUCKLES) 621 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,208 Take it you don't wanna come for a pint, then? 622 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,958 (CHUCKLES) One day. 623 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,208 One day, I will crack you, Jean Newman. 624 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,333 And when I do, 625 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:01,083 Fergus Shelton will be a very happy man. 626 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,583 - (CHUCKLES) - Yeah. 627 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:13,583 (WOMAN ON TV): My overriding concern is the promotion of positive images 628 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:17,041 of homosexuality in schools and primary schools right through, 629 00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:19,083 and that is what is causing many parents 630 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,833 real concern and offence. 631 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,833 (MAN): I obviously don't want children taught 632 00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:26,791 that the gay and lesbian lifestyle is natural or normal. 633 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,000 It is not, it never has been, and it never will be. 634 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,625 (THATCHER): Children who need to be taught 635 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,458 to respect traditional moral values 636 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:38,833 are being taught that they have an inalienable right to be gay. 637 00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:49,083 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 638 00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,708 (CUTLERY CLATTERS ON PLATE) 639 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,833 Here y'are, Jeanie. 640 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,333 Can I have some? 641 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:33,916 You won't like that, sweetheart. 642 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,375 But I want it. 643 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,875 Eat what you're given, OK, Sammy? 644 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000 But why? 645 00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:43,416 Well, Auntie Jean is allergic to chicken. 646 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,666 But we're not. 647 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,125 Sammy. 648 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,458 (PLATE CLATTERS) 649 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,875 That is enough, Sam! 650 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:57,083 We do not behave like that in this house! 651 00:45:58,666 --> 00:45:59,458 (DOOR SLAMS) 652 00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:01,666 (MUFFLED): What on earth do you think you're playing at?! 653 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:04,083 You've just wasted perfectly good food... 654 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:05,333 Sorry about this. 655 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,083 (MUFFLED): I don't think so... 656 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:08,375 It's OK. 657 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,541 (TIM CONTINUES TO SHOUT INDISTINCTLY) 658 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,666 "At last, the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth 659 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:19,333 "and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice." 660 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:23,708 (INHALES) 661 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:27,041 "'Who are you?' said the Caterpillar." 662 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,208 "This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. 663 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,250 "Alice replied rather shyly, 664 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,833 "'I hardly know, sir, just at present.'" 665 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,458 "'At least, I know who I was when I got up this morning, 666 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:42,125 "'but I think I must have been changed several times since then...'" 667 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,458 Come on, Sammy. Let's go and play outside. 668 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,000 But I don't want to. Well, you've been inside all day. 669 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,375 I'm gonna count to three. 670 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:53,083 One, two... 671 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,208 (WHISPERS): We'll finish it another time, OK? 672 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,083 Can I show you something quickly while they're out there? 673 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,958 I bought something for Tim for our anniversary, 674 00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,125 but I need a second opinion. 675 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,833 Thought I'd asked you to get rid of this. 676 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:30,333 Ah, I love that one. You look so happy. 677 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:33,583 Yeah, I know, I know. 678 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,083 Please. 679 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,541 I don't have any recent ones. 680 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,791 - And I miss your hair like that. - You sound like Mam. 681 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,833 How would you know? You never go and see her. 682 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,458 I don't like seeing it there. 683 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,666 - What? - I dunno, it's just... 684 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,500 Well, it's not as if everything that came before is, you know, a lie. 685 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,208 What are you talking about? 686 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:59,083 I don't think it's right you wanna erase part of your life. 687 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,583 And you expect us to. 688 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:02,708 I thought I just asked you to replace one photograph. 689 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,708 - You know what I mean. - Well, I don't, actually. 690 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,041 You're trying to erase your marriage. 691 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,208 Am I, now? 692 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,666 Don't be a child. 693 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,208 Why didn't you tell me you weren't alone the other night? 694 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,416 What? 695 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,375 Sammy told me you had a woman there. 696 00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,750 Look, what you do in your own home is your own business. 697 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,500 You know I'm supportive of... it. 698 00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,541 But Sammy's only five. 699 00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:33,958 It's confusing for him. 700 00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,791 He wet the bed. He never wets the bed. 701 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,416 His grandmother had just been rushed to hospital. 702 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,375 I just don't think it's fair for you to put me in that position. 703 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,333 She actually left right after you dropped him off. 704 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,125 OK, but... 705 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,541 Do you see? It's hard for me, well... 706 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,833 to trust you. 707 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,250 So... 708 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,333 Come on, who is she, then? 709 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,458 (TIM ROARS PLAYFULLY) 710 00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:09,000 (TIM AND SASHA LAUGH) 711 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:11,333 Got ya! 712 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,458 (ROARING) 713 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,458 (ROARING) 714 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,416 - Bye, Auntie Jean! - Bye! 715 00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:25,833 - Bye! - Bye! 716 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:01,791 (CAR HORN BLARES) 717 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,750 (PANTING) 718 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:15,291 (POP MUSIC PLAYS) (GENERAL CHATTER) 719 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,958 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (LAUGHTER) 720 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,875 - Hey. - Hiya. 721 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,208 What's wrong? You look stressed. 722 00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:35,041 - Thanks. - (CHUCKLES) 723 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,500 Here. 724 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,583 What's going on? 725 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,125 Nothing. Just, erm... 726 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,958 - shattered, you know? - Oh. 727 00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,625 Well, maybe we should go away. 728 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,333 Cos the girls and I were actually talking about taking a trip... 729 00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:52,333 (VOICES BECOME INDISTINCT) 730 00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,125 That a no, is it? 731 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,833 Er, no. Er... no. 732 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,666 Hey, lady. 733 00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,875 Hiya. Thanks. 734 00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:05,208 Wow, you seem... tense. 735 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,458 (LAUGHS) That's what I said. 736 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,541 (DEBBIE): Leave her alone, you lot. 737 00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,791 - Hey! - 'Ey, the kid's good. 738 00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:14,458 Wanna play? 739 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,250 Jean here's unbeaten. 740 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:17,833 You can be on my team. 741 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,416 Come on, it'll be fun. 742 00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:21,208 No, I don't... I don't really... 743 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,333 (ALL GROAN) 744 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,291 - Can't take the heat. - Come on, Jeanie. 745 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,625 (ALL CHEER) 746 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,583 - Jeanie! - Oi! 747 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:34,916 (MUSIC: "Nomalizo" by Letta Mbulu) 748 00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:37,541 Yeah! 749 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:58,041 (CHEERING) (LAUGHTER) 750 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,500 Ah, no! It's all over. 751 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,666 (LAUGHTER) 752 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:12,791 Ooh. 753 00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:14,291 You can take it. 754 00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:16,125 No way. Finish her off. 755 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:30,166 (BALLS CLACK) (ALL CHEER) 756 00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:33,083 - Ohhh! - She did it! She fuckin' did it! 757 00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:35,083 (LAUGHS) 758 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,291 Got your loser speech? 759 00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,708 (LAUGHTER) 760 00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:41,791 (ACE SINGS VICTORIOUSLY) (VIV LAUGHS) 761 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,250 Hey! 762 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:54,375 What are you doing? 763 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:55,500 You need to leave. 764 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:56,500 Why? 765 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:57,916 You know why. 766 00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,250 Do whatever you want. 767 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,833 Wherever you want. 768 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,125 But not here, OK? 769 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,541 Why do you care so much? 770 00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:05,541 You're 15. You shouldn't even be in here. 771 00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:07,666 So what? Haven't told anyone, have I? 772 00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:09,416 (WOMAN): Hey! Hurry up! 773 00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,791 Go. Otherwise, you're off the team. 774 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,083 What?! 775 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,250 Oh... 776 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,041 Viv! 777 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,458 Wait. 778 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,666 Viv. 779 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,500 Please! 780 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,625 Just tell us what you were doing in there so I know. 781 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,583 She's one of my students, she's on the team. 782 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:37,833 What? 783 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,791 - Are... are you... - No. Course not. 784 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,125 Then why didn't you say something? 785 00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,041 I don't know. 786 00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,916 - You're lying. - I'm not. Look... 787 00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:53,125 It's complicated, OK? 788 00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:58,208 - I was asking her to leave. - In the toilet? 789 00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,541 Why? Why were you asking her to leave? 790 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:04,250 I don't want my students knowing every part of my life. 791 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,333 -"Every part" of your life? What... - Yeah. 792 00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,791 I don't know what you want me to say. 793 00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,791 You have to create boundaries as a teacher. 794 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,208 It is part of the job. 795 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,833 If anyone found out, I'd never work again. 796 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,583 It's quite a stretch. 797 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,458 - Don't you think? - No. It isn't. 798 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,333 - And what about her? - Who? 799 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,541 That girl. Come on, how old is she, what, 16? 800 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,875 15. 801 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 What kind of example are you setting for her? 802 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,541 That's not fair. 803 00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,875 None of this is fair. 804 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,583 Just cos I don't parade my sexuality around like a badge of honour. 805 00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:39,666 And I do? 806 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,791 Is that it? 807 00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:45,250 How is that girl ever gonna learn she has a place in this world 808 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,333 if you, of all people, tells her that she doesn't? 809 00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,333 What makes you think she has a place in this world? 810 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,583 - No. I can't do this. - Oh, Viv... 811 00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:57,958 GET OFF! 812 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,416 (MUSIC: "Blue Monday" by New Order) 813 00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,958 ♪ I see a ship in the harbour 814 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,458 ♪ I can and shall obey 815 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:26,666 ♪ But if it wasn't For your misfortune 816 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:29,625 ♪ I'd be a heavenly person today 817 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,833 ♪ And I thought I was mistaken 818 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:37,291 ♪ And I thought I heard you speak 819 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:40,958 ♪ Tell me how do I feel? 820 00:55:41,916 --> 00:55:44,416 ♪ Tell me now how should I feel? 821 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:47,583 (RETCHING, SPLUTTERING) 822 00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:51,500 (MUSIC CONTINUES ON CAR STEREO) 823 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,291 (RECORDING): I would just like you to imagine as you lie there 824 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:11,083 that the body is powering down, ready to sleep for the night. 825 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,875 Allow thoughts to come and... 826 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,250 (RECORDING SPUTTERS AND WARBLES) 827 00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:21,583 (RECORDING SPUTTERS) 828 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:31,541 (SIGHS) 829 00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:34,583 (ALARM BLEEPS) 830 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,708 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 831 00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:41,416 (HAUNTING PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) 832 00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:48,166 (BACKGROUND NOISE, DISTANT AND INDISTINCT) 833 00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:06,208 (GIRLS SQUEAL AND LAUGH) 834 00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:35,291 (MUSIC AND BACKGROUND NOISE INTENSIFY) 835 00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,083 (GASPING) 836 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,166 Got a sec? 837 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,458 Found something on your desk when I got in this morning. 838 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,125 Obviously, with everything that's going on, 839 00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:07,333 I didn't want anyone else to see it. But I thought you should know. 840 00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,416 Any idea who might have put it there? 841 00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,333 Erm... 842 00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:15,208 Er, yeah, I've got some ideas. 843 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,208 Don't look so worried. 844 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,125 I've had far worse in my time. 845 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:27,750 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 846 00:58:41,791 --> 00:58:43,833 (GENERAL CHATTER) 847 00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:51,791 I need to talk to you for a second. 848 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:54,541 - Let me guess. I'm off the team? - No. 849 00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:57,083 Look, I need this to stop. 850 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,541 - What? - All of it. 851 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,916 This isn't a game, Lois. It's my job. It's my life. 852 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,833 What is it you think I've done? 853 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,041 - You know exactly. - Are you married or something? 854 00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:09,250 You think you're so brave, don't you? 855 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,125 You don't know anything about me. 856 00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,291 Fuck! 857 00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:22,125 Good of you to join us, Lois. Perhaps you'd like to tell us 858 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,333 how many elements make up the periodic table? 859 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,000 - No? - What did she want? 860 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,833 Anyone? 861 00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:29,625 She's got a massive crush on me and she won't drop it. 862 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:30,541 (LAUGHTER) 863 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,958 Something you'd like to share with the class, Lois? 864 00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:34,166 No, Miss. 865 00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:37,250 Right. Textbooks open to page 93, please. 866 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,375 Today. 867 00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:44,041 (TEACHERS CHAT INDISTINCTLY) 868 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:01,708 (WOMAN 1): You don't actually think it was hers, do you? 869 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,333 I thought she was married. 870 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:04,791 Divorced, apparently. 871 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,000 I didn't realise. 872 01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,208 Who broke it off, do you know? 873 01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:12,375 She doesn't really talk about it, to be honest. 874 01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:15,416 She's a secretive one, that one. 875 01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,666 (DOOR SHUTS, REVERBERATES) 876 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,041 (DOOR OPENS) 877 01:00:34,041 --> 01:00:35,541 (GIRLS CHATTER) 878 01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,875 Thought I might sit in on practice today. 879 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,083 - If you don't mind. - Yeah. Course. 880 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,375 Er, can we start with shuttle... 881 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,041 ...warm-up, please? 882 01:00:58,041 --> 01:00:59,833 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 883 01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:28,458 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 884 01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,583 OK, well done. You can get your bibs. 885 01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,791 (GIRLS CHATTER) 886 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:39,000 Miss? She took my bib. 887 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,333 You can sub in for each other at half-time. 888 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,833 - But it's my position. - It's just practice, Siobhan. 889 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:45,541 - Give it back. - Piss off. 890 01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:46,625 Give it back! Give it back! 891 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,541 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 892 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,208 (PAULA): Enough! Both of you! On the bench, now! 893 01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,416 - But... - But she started it! 894 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,541 You answer back to me and you're off the team, OK? 895 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:54,833 Me? What about her? 896 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,625 Both of you, on the bench, now! 897 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,041 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 898 01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:14,208 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 899 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,541 (GIRL): Here! 900 01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,000 What are you doing? 901 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,208 It's OK. 902 01:03:28,041 --> 01:03:30,375 (SCREAMS) Get off me! 903 01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:37,250 (GIRL 1): Siobhan! Siobhan! 904 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,541 - Are you OK? - (GIRL 2): Give her some space. 905 01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,916 Get her out. Come here. 906 01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,791 Sit down. 907 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:45,291 What's going on? 908 01:03:45,416 --> 01:03:48,000 (SIOBHAN SOBS) 909 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,291 Can someone tell me what's going on, please? 910 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:53,000 (SIOBHAN): She attacked me. 911 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,625 What do you mean she attacked you? 912 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,208 She shouldn't be allowed in here. 913 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,041 Get her out! Get out! 914 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:02,541 (GIRLS SHOUT "GET OUT") 915 01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:04,625 Get out, Lois! 916 01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:07,541 (PAULA): I'm gonna need you to supervise this lot 917 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,250 so I can get her out of here. 918 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,083 Come on, darling. 919 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:15,083 (GIRLS CLAMOUR) 920 01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,875 (GIRL): She said that she attacked her. She needs to get kicked out! 921 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,791 (VOICES BECOME DISTANT) 922 01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:43,916 (PAULA) (DISTANT): She's saying this isn't the first time. 923 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,583 That there was a fight a few weeks ago 924 01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,125 that you didn't report. 925 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,208 She's even gone as far as to say 926 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,166 there might be something going on between you two. 927 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,416 You and Lois, that is. 928 01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:59,958 Jean, can you please tell me what's going on, 929 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,375 or am I gonna have to take her word for it? 930 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:07,708 Lois is, erm... 931 01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:15,833 She's become a little over-attached, you could say. 932 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,333 If that's the case, why didn't you report it to me? 933 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,000 I didn't think it was anything to worry about. 934 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:27,875 You know what they're like. 935 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:30,375 I've had worse. 936 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,958 And the changing room? 937 01:05:37,041 --> 01:05:38,458 I saw something but, erm... 938 01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:40,291 What? What did you see? 939 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,041 I saw them together. 940 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541 Siobhan pushing Lois off. 941 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,791 Now, Miss Murphy, 942 01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,250 it's very important that we ascertain exactly what went on 943 01:05:57,375 --> 01:06:00,166 between you and Miss Jackson earlier today. 944 01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:03,416 We take these kinds of accusations extremely seriously. 945 01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:06,750 The perpetrators of sexual assault have no place in this school. 946 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,250 Now, I don't want to keep you long. 947 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:12,083 I just need you to repeat what you told the PE staff 948 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,791 earlier this afternoon. 949 01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,750 (SIOBHAN): I don't remember. 950 01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:25,916 (PAULA): Look, I know it isn't easy for you. 951 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,458 So let me try and help, OK? 952 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:34,166 Earlier, today, if you remember, you were very upset. 953 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:39,000 I was in the hall when I heard you scream. 954 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,458 I then ran into the changing room, 955 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:44,208 where I found you in the corner very distressed. 956 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,500 I took you to my office, 957 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,208 where you told me that Lois had assaulted you. 958 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,583 Is that right? 959 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,041 No, it's not. Tell them! 960 01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:53,208 Lois! 961 01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,416 I'll need you to calm down. 962 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:02,291 Just nod if that's what happened, my love. 963 01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,416 (SNIFFLES) 964 01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,750 You just have to nod, my love. 965 01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,541 Well done. 966 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:21,416 (BALDOCK): I see. 967 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:25,458 You were there, Miss Newman? You saw what happened? 968 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,208 Yeah, I did, yeah. 969 01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:33,250 Right. 970 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:37,625 - What is wrong with you? - Er, that's enough, Lois. 971 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,416 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call your father. 972 01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:41,625 - Don't bother. - Er, sit back down, please. 973 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,208 Do you know, you haven't even asked me what happened. 974 01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:46,666 You've asked all of them but not me. 975 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,750 If you've got something to say... 976 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,250 You're the worst of the lot. 977 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,500 And you know it. 978 01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:03,208 (DOOR OPENS, SLAMS) 979 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,708 (BALDOCK): Let her go. 980 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,666 (DISTANT, MUFFLED CHATTER) 981 01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:14,375 (MUFFLED, DISTANT): One, two... (CHUCKLES) Lovely. 982 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,416 I lose track. 983 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,041 Actually, no, I lie. 984 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,333 He'd just turned two there. It was election night. 985 01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:23,458 Me and Bill were glued to the TV. 986 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,500 Didn't notice him puking all over himself. 987 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:26,958 (LAUGHTER) 988 01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,333 You never wanted kids? 989 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,208 Ah, you'd be a great mum. 990 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,375 I see you with the younger ones. 991 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,833 They're lucky to have you. 992 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,916 Looks more like a Mr Whippy than a pint of Guinness. 993 01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,625 (LAUGHTER) 994 01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:53,833 (CONVERSATION BECOMES INDISTINCT) 995 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,166 (LINE RINGS) 996 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:46,625 (LINE CONTINUES RINGING) 997 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,916 (LINE CONTINUES RINGING) 998 01:09:58,416 --> 01:10:00,791 (GIRLS CHANT) 999 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:03,000 (ALL): Watch us as we steal the show! 1000 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:07,291 T-Y-N-E-S-I-D-E, Tyneside! 1001 01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:09,833 (ALL CHEER) 1002 01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:13,916 (WOMAN ON RADIO): Here at home, there's been another demonstration 1003 01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:17,208 against Clause 28 of the Local Government Bill, 1004 01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:19,500 the clause which seeks to stop councils 1005 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,333 from promoting homosexuality. 1006 01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:25,000 Well over 15,000 people marched through Manchester, 1007 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,208 clogging the streets before staging a rally 1008 01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,625 in the city centre. 1009 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:31,791 (MAN): As ordinary men and women, 1010 01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:36,458 we demand the same rights, 1011 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,666 no more, no less. 1012 01:10:38,791 --> 01:10:39,666 (MICROWAVE DINGS) 1013 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:44,500 The same rights as other ordinary, civilised, human beings... 1014 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,333 (MUSIC: "Let the Music (Use You)" by the Nightwriters) 1015 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,166 Go away. 1016 01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,416 - I need to talk to you. - I'm late for work. 1017 01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:18,833 I can give you a lift. 1018 01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,583 I'm fine walking. 1019 01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,625 - Lois... - Why can't you just leave me alone? 1020 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,083 Do you actually think I attacked Siobhan? 1021 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,041 No. 1022 01:12:40,291 --> 01:12:41,250 Then why? 1023 01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,875 I know you want more from me, but it's not... 1024 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,375 I can't be that person for you. 1025 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,500 I never asked you to be anything. 1026 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,750 Not about what you ask, though, is it? 1027 01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:26,375 (TAP RUNS) 1028 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:36,458 (MAN ON TV): I don't like women to use bad language. 1029 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,291 Very much against that, like. 1030 01:13:38,416 --> 01:13:40,916 If you stub your toe or drop a teacup or something... 1031 01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:43,083 ...what do you say? 1032 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:44,166 (LAUGHTER) 1033 01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:03,791 (BELL JINGLES) 1034 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,208 - (WHISPERS): Hi. - Hiya. 1035 01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,083 Erm... thanks for coming. 1036 01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:22,125 Of course. 1037 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,416 Want something to drink? 1038 01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:31,541 Erm, yeah. Yeah, in a sec, thank you. Erm... 1039 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:34,041 Look... 1040 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,500 (SIGHS) I'm really sorry. 1041 01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,333 - It's OK. - No. 1042 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,041 No, it's not. 1043 01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:44,333 I should've told you, 1044 01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:46,458 and I should've done everything differently. 1045 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:48,750 Erm... 1046 01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,791 Sick in the head, remember? 1047 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,208 (CHUCKLES) 1048 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,500 She reminded me a bit of you, you know? 1049 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,583 First time we met. 1050 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,666 - Who, Lois? - That girl, yeah. 1051 01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,583 No, she's nothing like me. 1052 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,208 Debs thought so, too, you know, like... 1053 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,125 like, erm... a deer in the headlights. 1054 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,583 I'm not a deer in the headlights, am I? 1055 01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,250 Sometimes. 1056 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:20,333 You know... skittish. 1057 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:21,416 Skittish? 1058 01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,125 Is it? 1059 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,625 Anyway... 1060 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,583 Do you want something to eat? 1061 01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:34,708 I ate before. OK, yeah, I might. 1062 01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,916 I'm sorry I didn't return your calls. 1063 01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,916 - It's fine. - No, it isn't. 1064 01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,291 Look, I've... 1065 01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:52,708 been here before with Donna, and... 1066 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,291 Donna cheated on you with her husband. 1067 01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:56,833 Yeah. 1068 01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,333 Yeah, but, erm... 1069 01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:02,000 ...in the end, it's the same. 1070 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,125 Because she wasn't ready. 1071 01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:05,958 And... 1072 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,208 (SIGHS) 1073 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,208 I...I can't do that again. 1074 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,375 - I'm gonna quit my job. - What? 1075 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,000 - Why? - Because... 1076 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:17,833 You... you... (SNIFFLES) 1077 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,291 I don't think you should quit your job, 1078 01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:21,791 because you love your job and you're good at your job. 1079 01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:26,250 I did something terrible. 1080 01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,583 That girl, Lois from the club... 1081 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,541 ...I dobbed her in to get her off my case. 1082 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:42,666 She's been suspended and I doubt she's coming back after this. 1083 01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:48,916 I... (SIGHS) 1084 01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:52,916 I don't think you should be so hard on yourself. 1085 01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:56,375 I wanna be with you, Viv. 1086 01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:59,291 - We could go away somewhere. - No... 1087 01:16:59,416 --> 01:17:02,291 Look, if we forget everything that's happened... 1088 01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:03,833 then there will be something else. 1089 01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,333 No. 1090 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:06,666 No, there won't. 1091 01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:09,625 But... anyway, I don't want to go away, 1092 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,625 because I like it here. 1093 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,166 Like, I'm happy. Here. 1094 01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:19,250 This isn't what I wanted, but I can't keep doing this. 1095 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,875 - You don't have to do this. - (SOBBING): I'm sorry, but I can't. 1096 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,666 - Please, Viv... - I'm sorry. I can't. 1097 01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:28,250 (SOBBING): Come on, please. Viv, please! 1098 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,750 (BELL JINGLES) 1099 01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:35,458 (DOOR SHUTS) 1100 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,833 (MAN): Excuse me. You cannot smoke in here, pet. 1101 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,458 Well, what is this here for, then? 1102 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:21,583 (CHILDREN SHOUT AND LAUGH) 1103 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,250 (CHILDREN): Punch! 1104 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,416 Police stations don't offer crèches for their employees. 1105 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,875 Why should hospitals? 1106 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,541 It's a ridiculous idea. 1107 01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:37,708 No, what the nursing profession needs is more men. 1108 01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:40,916 If nursing were perceived as a male and female occupation, 1109 01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:43,541 the same as, say, teaching, or the civil service, 1110 01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:46,125 there'd be a stronger gut feeling amongst the powers that be 1111 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,333 to raise nurses' salaries. 1112 01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,500 - I hadn't thought about it like that. - In the meantime, 1113 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,291 what happens when our children get sick? 1114 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,125 And they're picketing outside the hospitals 1115 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,666 instead of doing their damn jobs. 1116 01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,000 Well, quite. 1117 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,333 What's your take on all this, Jean? 1118 01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,083 - Well, erm... - You must have an opinion. 1119 01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:05,541 No, come on. That's enough. 1120 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,000 Tim, why don't you go refresh the punchbowl? 1121 01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:13,958 (CHUCKLES) 1122 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,708 God, half-term really drags, doesn't it? 1123 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,333 Feel like I'll need a holiday to recover. 1124 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,791 Tell me about it. (CHUCKLES) 1125 01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,375 Right, who wants to go play some party games? 1126 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,750 (CHILDREN CHEER EXCITEDLY) 1127 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,166 Sammy, you coming? 1128 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:32,041 We're gonna play party games. 1129 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:33,375 Go, go, go. 1130 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:34,916 Let's go, guys. 1131 01:19:34,916 --> 01:19:36,500 (MAN): (QUIETLY) It's been a nightmare. 1132 01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:39,166 And it just drags on and on and on, 1133 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,375 and you know, each time the lawyers are involved, 1134 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,875 you're paying out, for them and the kids. 1135 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,583 (JEAN COUGHS) 1136 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,416 (TIM): Are they staying with their mum? 1137 01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:50,000 Mostly, yeah, yeah. I mean, like... yeah. 1138 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:53,083 I'm lucky if I see them once a week. And you know, it's... 1139 01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:56,041 I was, er, just telling Tim about my divorce proceedings. 1140 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,833 They're bleeding me dry, I tell you. You... 1141 01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:02,208 You women don't realise how good you have it. (CHUCKLES) 1142 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,750 It's just a joke. 1143 01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,208 Bad joke. 1144 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,500 No offence meant. 1145 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,541 None taken. 1146 01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:13,166 Jean went through all this a few years back. 1147 01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,375 Oh, right. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 1148 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,083 Well, you're still in one piece, so that bodes well. 1149 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:20,708 Yeah, I quite enjoyed it, actually. 1150 01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:23,125 (CHUCKLES) 1151 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,916 Er, so, what do you do, Jean? 1152 01:20:26,666 --> 01:20:28,291 - I'm a teacher. - Fantastic. 1153 01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,041 - What do you teach? - PE. 1154 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,250 Right. That must be, er... 1155 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:34,833 Er, which school? 1156 01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:36,291 Tyneside. 1157 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,250 Oh. That's a commute and a half, isn't it? 1158 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,458 You didn't fancy, er... 1159 01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:42,791 - What's Sammy's school called? - St Christopher's. 1160 01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:44,583 Yeah, St Christopher's. 1161 01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,375 Jean actually used to teach at St Christopher's. 1162 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,583 - Oh? - I did for a while, yeah. 1163 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,416 What made you...? 1164 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,791 I got a bit sick of running into the kids in the local shop. 1165 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,208 (CHUCKLES) Fair enough. 1166 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,375 You know, I'd never thought of that. It must be a right pain. 1167 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,333 Although, parent-teacher evenings... 1168 01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:04,125 probably quite a good hunting ground for the recently divorced. 1169 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,666 - Am I right, eh? (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 1170 01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,625 Sorry. 1171 01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:12,125 It's OK. 1172 01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:15,583 You got a man on the scene at the moment, then, have you, Jean? 1173 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,458 No. I haven't, no. 1174 01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:20,375 Ah, well. Well, I'm sure... 1175 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,916 I'm a lesbian. 1176 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:25,375 Right. 1177 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,291 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1178 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,458 I've actually got to head off. 1179 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,375 Erm... (CHUCKLES) 1180 01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,500 Can you give this to Sammy? 1181 01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,500 Thanks for the party. I love the... 1182 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:55,958 Nice to meet you, Carl. 1183 01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:57,875 Er, Craig. 1184 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,375 (DOOR SHUTS) 1185 01:22:07,916 --> 01:22:09,833 (LAUGHING) 1186 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:41,750 (ENGINE STARTS) 1187 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,208 What are you doing? 1188 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,291 - Can you get in the car? - What? 1189 01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:59,791 I wanna show you something, that's all, 1190 01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:02,166 - and I'll drop you home after. - I'm grounded. 1191 01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:05,208 Don't tell me you've been sticking to that. 1192 01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,750 I don't even have to talk to you, OK? 1193 01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:11,041 - Can you just get in? - OK. 1194 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,208 (ENGINE STARTS) 1195 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:43,916 Where are we? 1196 01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:46,416 (SIGHS) 1197 01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:47,541 Look... 1198 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:53,833 ...I'm damaged. OK? 1199 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:01,916 And in a way, you're not. Well, at least, you don't have to be. 1200 01:25:02,041 --> 01:25:03,625 If I don't have to be, then why do you? 1201 01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,125 I don't know. 1202 01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:07,000 - Maybe it's too late. - It's not right. 1203 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,708 - Pretending. - Look, I don't expect you to understand. 1204 01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:11,666 You're right. I don't. 1205 01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,250 Look, people failed me. 1206 01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,208 And now I failed you. 1207 01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:32,541 (SNIFFLES) 1208 01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:37,041 I'm not trying to get myself off the hook or anything like that. 1209 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,875 But I see you carrying this... 1210 01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,416 ...this thing. 1211 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,125 And you don't have to. 1212 01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:57,833 You're the one with the problem. 1213 01:25:57,958 --> 01:25:58,916 - Not me. - Yeah, I know. 1214 01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:01,416 - I don't know why you think that... - Yeah, I know. 1215 01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:04,041 Yeah, I know. I know what I did was wrong. 1216 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,916 You know... 1217 01:26:15,041 --> 01:26:17,083 it was Siobhan that kissed me. 1218 01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:23,166 Not that it matters now. 1219 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,208 Shall we go? 1220 01:26:55,083 --> 01:26:57,916 (THUMPING POP MUSIC PLAYS) (LIVELY CHATTER) 1221 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,958 - Hey, you came! - Hiya. 1222 01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:13,083 - And who's this one? - I'm Lois. 1223 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,041 Hiya, Lois. Welcome. 1224 01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:16,625 You a friend of Jean's then? 1225 01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:19,208 (GLASS CLINKS) 1226 01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:20,916 Speech! 1227 01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:26,291 I just wanted to say that as some of you already know, 1228 01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:28,250 money's been a little scarce this year, 1229 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,291 but thanks to the heroic efforts of the Bog Fund... 1230 01:27:31,416 --> 01:27:33,250 (ALL CHEER) 1231 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:35,583 ...we were able to throw a little something together. 1232 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,708 So, Debs... 1233 01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,041 my love... 1234 01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:44,208 ...these are for you. From all of us. 1235 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:47,083 Well, technically not from us, but they are for you. 1236 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,666 Love you, babes. Happy birthday! 1237 01:27:49,791 --> 01:27:52,250 - To the Bog Fund! - (ALL): The Bog Fund! 1238 01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,125 (CHEERING) 1239 01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,625 Now let's get fucked up! 1240 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:58,666 (CHEERING) 1241 01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,583 Hi, lady. 1242 01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:05,708 - We missed you. - (ABI): You all right? 1243 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,333 What's the Bog Fund? 1244 01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:12,250 Right, so, say you get kicked out by your parents, 1245 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,583 or you can't pay your rent or summat, 1246 01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:16,250 or you need a new pair of shoes, 1247 01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,541 then you can ask for money from the Bog Fund. 1248 01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:22,166 Wait, so, anyone can ask for money? 1249 01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,083 Yeah, well, any poor lesbians from the North East. (CHUCKLES) 1250 01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,666 Babes, you don't have a drink. Let's get you a drink. 1251 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:30,625 I'll keep an eye on her. 1252 01:28:32,416 --> 01:28:35,000 - Where's the money come from? - People like her. 1253 01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:37,708 Lesbians with proper jobs. 1254 01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:39,833 Teachers, lawyers, whatever. 1255 01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:43,750 They can put money in to, you know, help out those who are more hard up. 1256 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,041 How old are you, anyway? You old enough for a drink? 1257 01:28:50,250 --> 01:28:52,583 Yeah, all right. (CHUCKLES) Come on, then. 1258 01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:55,208 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1259 01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:57,916 (RAUCOUS PUNK MUSIC PLAYS) 1260 01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:11,583 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1261 01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:13,958 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1262 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,333 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1263 01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:18,791 ♪ Oh, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1264 01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:21,375 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Maggie, Maggie, Maggie 1265 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:23,500 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! ♪ 1266 01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:27,208 ♪ I don't need anybody else 1267 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:29,083 (DEBBIE LAUGHS) 1268 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,500 (MUSIC: "First True Love Affair" by Jimmy Ross) 1269 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:34,250 ♪ I'll never let you go 1270 01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,833 ♪ Because I love you so 1271 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,833 ♪ I don't want anybody else... ♪ 1272 01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:48,041 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1273 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:51,916 (DEBBIE LAUGHS) 1274 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,041 How did we look? 1275 01:29:57,041 --> 01:29:58,208 Erm... 1276 01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,583 (ACE): Oi! We were stunning. 1277 01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:03,791 Ignore her, babe. 1278 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:06,041 I think she's all bitter and heartbroken. 1279 01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:13,583 (MUSIC: "Melodies of Love" by Pink Rhythm) 1280 01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,250 ♪ This song is on my mind 1281 01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:19,291 ♪ All I wanna hear 1282 01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:24,750 ♪ Hold tight You know that I love you... 1283 01:30:40,791 --> 01:30:42,375 Er, what are you doing out here? 1284 01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:54,750 (WHISPERS): Hi. 1285 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,791 (WHISPERS): Hiya. 1286 01:30:57,916 --> 01:31:00,208 ♪ And ever since The love I'm feeling 1287 01:31:00,208 --> 01:31:02,666 ♪ Is burning bright 1288 01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:06,291 ♪ I feel so good There's only one thing on my mind... 1289 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,750 I'll be back in, in a sec. 1290 01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,000 OK. 1291 01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,583 ♪ This song is on my mind 1292 01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,041 ♪ All I wanna hear 1293 01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:19,291 ♪ The melodies of love 1294 01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:22,250 ♪ Singing from your heart 1295 01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:24,250 ♪ This song is on my mind 1296 01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:27,166 ♪ All I wanna hear 1297 01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:29,666 ♪ Hold tight 1298 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,166 ♪ Baby I love you 1299 01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:48,041 ♪ The melodies of love 1300 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:50,333 ♪ Singing from your heart 1301 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:52,250 ♪ This song is on my mind ♪ 1302 01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:51,125 (PUPIL SHOUTS) (BANG ON CAR) 1303 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:09,958 (DOOR SHUTS)