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Guys. We aren't here to beat Squid Game.
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WE AREN'T HERE TO BEAT SQUID GAME
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Don't feel pressured.
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Are you ready?
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I give you…
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THE STORY THAT CAME
BEFORE CELEB FIVE'S PERFORMANCE
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SANGAM-DONG, SEOUL
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Hey, Shin-young.
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Yes. I'm down in the parking lot.
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Come on down.
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CELEB FIVE'S VETERAN
SONG EUN-I
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-Hey, Shin-young.
-Hey, Eun-i.
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This is infection prevention.
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CELEB FIVE'S CAPTAIN
KIM SHIN-YOUNG
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-Why is she coming this way?
-Sit in the back.
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I am here.
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I should bow to my senior comedians.
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CELEB FIVE'S STRIKER
AN YOUNG-MI
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-Shall we hit the road?
-Yes, we should.
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-Let's go.
-Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Bong-seon should be done
with her gig by now.
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-Bong-seon?
-Yes.
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Bong-seon should be somewhere around here.
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Around here?
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-Eun-i.
-Bong-seon, where are you?
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I'm in front of Yankee Candle.
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I've been standing here for a while.
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I don't see you.
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What do you mean?
I'm in the middle of the sidewalk.
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-In the middle of the sidewalk?
-Where?
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Yes.
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Where are you? When will you get here?
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-We don't see you.
-Wave your hand.
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I think you just drove past me.
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Your car's license plate number is 3462!
The white one.
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-Wave your hand.
-Hold on. She did see the van.
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I waved my hand.
Why did you drive past me?
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We didn't see you.
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I know the exact location
you were talking about,
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but I didn't see you there.
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I'm under a sign that says "bargain sale."
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The bargain sale sign
across from Starbucks.
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-Hold on. Is that her?
-Hold on. What?
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-My goodness.
-Is that her?
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-Wait. Is that Bong-seon under the sign?
-My goodness.
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BARGAIN SALE
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WILL PEOPLE GET A BARGAIN SALE
IF THEY FIND HER?
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CELEB FIVE'S NUTCASE
SHIN BONG-SEON
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This is insane.
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Hold on. People are staring at you.
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That's you under the sign, right?
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Someone is talking to you.
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Hold on. Be nice to her.
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-Eun-i.
-My goodness.
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-Bong-seon, we're here.
-There?
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-We're here. Hurry up.
-Here.
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-Cross the road.
-Goodbye.
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-Use the crosswalk.
-Cross the road.
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Look at her.
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Here she comes.
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MY LEGS
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GET ME OUT OF HERE
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There goes the walking Yankee Candle.
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SUPERSIZE
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WALKING CANDLE
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It's a red light. Stop.
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Cross the road.
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-She swept all the leaves.
-I know.
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She should receive an appreciation plaque.
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I AM NOT A WEIRDO
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This is insane.
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Bong-seon, walk now.
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-Cross the road.
-Cross the road.
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We have to tell her since she can't see.
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Cross the road.
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THE RUNNING RED LIGHT
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Bong-seon.
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Bong-seon.
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-I'm coming.
-She's the best.
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Okay. She's here.
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-Open the door for her.
-Okay.
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-My goodness.
-My goodness.
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-For goodness' sake.
-Good work.
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Good work. Get in.
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My goodness.
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-We circled around three times.
-Seriously.
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-Thank you.
-We didn't know.
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Let's go.
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-Are you ready?
-Yes.
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Let's go. Let's hit the road.
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It's my first time feeling lonely
around you guys.
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I'm happy to meet up with you guys
when the weather is so nice,
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but what is this for?
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-This?
-Aren't we going to hang out?
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-That's right.
-Are we?
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-Yes.
-We're going to have a meeting.
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-What?
-Why?
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I got an offer from Netflix
to do a show about Celeb Five.
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-Netflix?
-Netflix?
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Netflix?
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-You're lying.
-For real?
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-For real.
-The one that made Squid Game?
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-Yes.
-The intro sound goes, "Tudum."
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Right.
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-You're lying.
-That's utter nonsense.
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I subscribe to Netflix.
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CELEB FIVE
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There they are.
The scriptwriters are here.
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We only just heard this news.
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-But you want a meeting now?
-Seriously.
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-My goodness.
-You guys…
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-This is ridiculous.
-Things are moving too fast.
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We've already discussed it.
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-We didn't even say yes yet.
-I know.
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We are doing it.
It's been decided. Sit down.
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-For goodness' sake.
-This is an unfair contract.
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-Seriously.
-Hurry up, Bong-seon.
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I mean,
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we are jumping into the meeting
for a Netflix show just like this?
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The drinks are ready.
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We'll be working with them.
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-You know them. We're close.
-Right.
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We haven't decided
if we want to do a Netflix show, so…
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I told you we're doing it.
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What are you talking about?
It's been decided.
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-So it's been decided.
-Let me knock some sense into her.
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So it has been decided.
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I am a bit excited
because this is our first time reaching
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-an international audience.
-I know.
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This is our first time headlining a show.
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-That's right.
-When we first made Celeb Five, you said…
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I said I'd treat you to steak in New York.
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Yes. This will be a stepping stone.
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I'll tell you something.
Squid Game is a K-drama.
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K-pop is a sensation everywhere.
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-It's time for K-comedy.
-You're right.
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-It's our turn.
-Right.
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If we do stand-up comedy,
we could talk about such things.
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That's right.
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A few Korean comedians did stand-up comedy
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-with Netflix a few times.
-Yes.
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But since there are four of us,
I don't know how it will be.
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We don't know what the topic will be,
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-so have to talk.
-We should share fun stories
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and then decide on the format of the show.
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How far can we go on a Netflix show?
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-Is there censorship?
-Don't worry about it for now.
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We don't know how far we can go.
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Perhaps we're being too careful.
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You can be the first one.
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-Should we do it?
-Yes.
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-Should we?
-Really?
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I've watched some Netflix series.
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They're quite explicit.
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Maybe you only watch such series.
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-Hey.
-Too Hot To Handle.
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You know, algorithms provide
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personalized recommendations.
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Think about Too Hot To Handle, 365 Days,
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-Sex/Life, and so on.
-Come on.
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We should do the same.
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-Otherwise…
-So you want something mature.
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That's right.
We should break free from our barriers.
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Who will provide mature content?
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-Who will do that?
-I will.
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I will.
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You tend to do badly under the spotlight.
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How will you do it?
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-Go ahead.
-Green light, red light
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You'll get shot if you do that.
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SEXY SQUID GAME
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-Stop it.
-What's with you? Stop it.
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It's time to show the world K-breasts.
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-Here's the thing.
-K…
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Foreigners underestimate us, okay?
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They think our breasts are…
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Don't get worked up.
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Not even Netflix can accept your breasts.
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Do you want to get edited out?
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Which country will accept me?
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-When the actual shoot begins,
-You have passion.
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she won't be able to do it.
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-She can't do it under the spotlight.
-No.
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-I am like that.
-She is timid.
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Stories of Shin-young's grandma are funny.
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Here's the thing.
Whenever she tells us those stories,
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we always laugh.
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Shin-young's grandma is super healthy.
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My grandma is 110 years old.
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Korean grandmas are like this.
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Let's say you've bought something for her.
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"Grandma, try this."
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"My goodness, I can't believe
you came all the way here."
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"My goodness, my baby."
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"I can't believe you came
all the way here."
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"I should kick the bucket
to stop inconveniencing you."
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-"Grandma, don't say that."
-"Forget it. I should kick the bucket."
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-"Gosh, what is this?"
-"It's a mask."
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"Gosh, what is this?"
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-I always get her red ginseng.
-Red ginseng.
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"My goodness,
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it's red ginseng. It's red ginseng!"
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"You shouldn't have rinsed it!"
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SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT THE RED GINSENG
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-That was sudden.
-"Water ruins its health benefits!"
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"But there was dirt on it."
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"You need to eat the dirt
to receive the energy."
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"You utter fool!"
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Just a moment ago, she was saying,
"I should kick the bucket next year."
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I told you that she is two-faced.
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-That is so true.
-She is so funny.
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"Shin-young, I always forget who you are."
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"How many brothers
and sisters do you have?"
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"Who was your dad?"
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-She forgets my name.
-She has many grandchildren.
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"How many siblings? I forgot."
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"I don't remember the numbers anymore."
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"I became a fool
since it's my time to go to the heavens."
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She always says that.
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"Grandma, I recently got paid.
Let me send you an allowance."
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"I don't need an allowance from a child."
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-"Use it to buy a house."
-Grandmas are like that.
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"You don't need to give me money."
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"I don't like it
when you guys do that, okay?"
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"What's your account number?
I'll send you some." Ask me.
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"What's your account number?
I'll send money."
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"For goodness' sake.
Just use it for yourself."
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"Come on. What's your account number?"
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"Nonghyup Bank 439-3400-0780."
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"Say the numbers back to me."
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-"You said 449…"
-"I said 4390!"
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"It's 4390?"
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"After 4390 comes a space."
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"Then it's 7305.
That's the best way to memorize it."
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-She seriously does that.
-She checks.
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She checks.
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I told you
that Korean grandmas are two-faced.
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My mom and dad bickered regularly.
They did get along pretty well, but…
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-But…
-It's the way they talk.
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-The way they talk.
-You know, my mom
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cherished her belongings a great deal.
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But she threw away
Dad's belongings haphazardly.
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SHE ONLY CHERISHED HER BELONGINGS
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You know what I mean, right?
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-That's right.
-Yes. My mom is like that too.
250
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,260
Although she bickered with my dad,
251
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:32,064
she didn't send him to a nursing home
until right before he passed away.
252
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,400
He didn't want to go to a nursing home.
253
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,202
On some days, he felt happy.
254
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,304
On some days, he felt depressed.
255
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,140
I guess he felt depressed one day.
256
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,976
He said to my mom, "Hoya! Hoya!"
257
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,145
It sounds like a pet name.
258
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,047
My mom was doing the dishes.
259
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,716
"What? What do you want?"
260
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,619
"Where's the pesticide?" He asked.
261
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,288
-I see.
-"Why do you need pesticide?"
262
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,325
"I'm going to kill myself."
263
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,560
-Your dad said that.
-He was ill for a long time.
264
00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,496
And my mom said,
265
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:06,065
"It should be on the rooftop."
266
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,702
-She told him so nonchalantly.
-Seriously.
267
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,437
"It should be on the rooftop."
268
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,938
I was like, "What?"
269
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,740
-My dad went,
-It's like Modern Family.
270
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,842
"That one won't work. It's too old."
271
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,614
It's a black comedy.
272
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,382
-It's a black comedy.
-Yes.
273
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,084
-That was funny.
-It had pathos.
274
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,318
It had pathos.
275
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,454
-Will it be okay for Netflix?
-Will it be okay?
276
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,889
Pesticide exists all over the world.
277
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,657
-Yes.
-What is it in English?
278
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,026
Farmer's… Medipharm?
279
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,594
Eun-i, you need to get going.
280
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:36,529
-Me?
-Yes.
281
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,764
-I have a shoot.
-You have a shoot.
282
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,000
-Yes.
-Let's keep throwing in ideas.
283
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,402
Yes. It'll get us somewhere.
284
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,737
-Brainstorm some more.
-Okay.
285
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,005
-Us? Okay.
-Yes.
286
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,007
-I need to go, but you have time.
-Yes.
287
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,809
See you later. We only have a month.
288
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,444
-Okay. Take care.
-See you later.
289
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,779
-Work hard.
-Good luck.
290
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,414
-Let's go.
-Okay.
291
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,149
We'll get going now.
292
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,317
Thank you.
293
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,219
THE REST THINK,
"WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF TIME, RIGHT?"
294
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,421
-How about some beer?
-I'm good.
295
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:07,359
THE FIRST NETFLIX MEETING
296
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,295
EUN-I'S MEETING
SHIN-YOUNG'S RADIO SHOW
297
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:14,800
EMERGENCY VIDEO MEETING
298
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,370
Is this better? Like this?
Oh, this is better.
299
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:20,906
All set.
300
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,309
A SUDDEN VIDEO MEETING
301
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,049
What time is it?
Why aren't they joining the meeting?
302
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,486
EUN-I: LET'S HAVE A MEETING TODAY
303
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,820
SHIN-YOUNG: WHAT TIME?
304
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:35,921
BONG-SEON: I'M OUTSIDE
305
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,057
IT WON'T TAKE LONG
HERE'S THE INVITATION LINK
306
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:42,128
BONG-SEON: OKIE-DOKIE
SHIN-YOUNG: OKAY
307
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,601
Oh, it's Bong-seon.
308
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,871
My goodness.
309
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,806
Eun-i.
310
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,841
-Are you outside?
-This is amazing.
311
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,510
-What?
-Are you outside?
312
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,246
I'm walking Yanggaeng right now.
313
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,182
-I see.
-Yanggaeng, say hello to Grandma.
314
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,785
-Say hello to Grandma.
-Yanggaeng, it's Grandma.
315
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,386
-It's Grandma.
-It's Grandma.
316
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,388
-Hello, Yanggaeng.
-It's Grandma.
317
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,125
-It's Grandma. Grandma.
-Yanggaeng, it's Grandma.
318
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,860
Bong… Bong-seon.
319
00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,230
Bong-seon.
320
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,133
What? Bong-seon.
321
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,236
Hello? Can you hear me?
322
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,006
-Yes, I can hear you.
-Bong-seon.
323
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,008
I was talking. Didn't you hear me?
324
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,610
I didn't hear a thing you said.
325
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,246
The video keeps lagging.
There is connection, but…
326
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,948
-It's Shin-young.
-I'll see what I can do.
327
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,455
You joined us. Go ahead and talk.
328
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,356
What?
329
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,692
THE VIDEO MEETING
330
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,627
HITS A ROADBLOCK
331
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,098
Oh, turn on your audio.
332
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,938
-Shin-young.
-Eun-i.
333
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,639
Eun-i, can you hear me?
334
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,208
I can hear you well.
335
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,776
-Really?
-Yes.
336
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,378
-It's all good now, then.
-No.
337
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,081
I can hear you because you called me.
338
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,983
Turn on your audio.
339
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,556
You need audio to have a meeting.
340
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,159
So turn on the audio.
341
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,262
-Young-mi.
-All right. I'll hang up now.
342
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,697
Okay. Young-mi.
343
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,432
Young-mi, where are you?
344
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,701
-Me?
-Where are you?
345
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,636
I'm in the bathtub.
346
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,106
OH, NO
347
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:37,042
A BATHTUB…
348
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,545
Why are you in the bathtub?
We're having a meeting.
349
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,147
It's just us. Who cares?
350
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,416
It echoes in there.
Come out of the bathroom.
351
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:48,187
Come on. We are bust friends.
352
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,788
Come out of the bathroom.
353
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,724
You can't have a meeting like that.
354
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,259
Right now?
355
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,727
No!
356
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,029
-Do you want me to come out?
-Go down.
357
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,197
No, no.
358
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,699
Young-mi. No.
359
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,334
Do you want me to come out?
360
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,503
No. I mean…
361
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,043
Isn't there a better place
for a video meeting?
362
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,445
-Eun-i.
-I can move now.
363
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,780
-Eun-i.
-No, no!
364
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,649
The connection is really…
365
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,584
Young-mi. Young-mi?
366
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,119
Yes, Shin-young.
367
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,254
Eun-i, can you hear me?
368
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,389
Yes, I can.
369
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,724
-That solves the problem.
-No.
370
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,826
Can't I have a video meeting here?
371
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:28,961
Get dressed first.
372
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,629
How do I leave the meeting?
373
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,666
-Point the camera upwards.
-I don't know how to leave the meeting.
374
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:34,767
Up?
375
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,669
-Point it upwards.
-Up?
376
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,171
No! Not your breasts!
377
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,941
What does she want me to do?
378
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,578
Eun-i, I think I'm set now.
379
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,814
A NAKED BODY CRASHED THE VIDEO MEETING
380
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,951
Eun-i, what should I point upwards?
381
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,354
-Let's just meet up.
-What?
382
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,556
Let's meet up.
383
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,558
EUN-I LEFT THE MEETING
384
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,628
Eun-i, you're the one who's busy.
385
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,862
YOUNG-MI LEFT THE MEETING
386
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,432
Eun-i, can you see me?
387
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,200
I'm…
388
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,136
LET'S MEET UP SOME OTHER TIME
389
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:14,440
EMERGENCY VIDEO MEETING
390
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:19,078
CELEB FIVE'S GIG
391
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,449
-It's cold.
-The human world is cold.
392
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,384
-Go in.
-It must be a popular restaurant.
393
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:26,585
It is a popular place.
394
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,188
-It's cold.
-Hello.
395
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,689
I'm glad the gig went well.
396
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:31,690
It's cold.
397
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,293
-Hello.
-Hello.
398
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,495
-What would you like?
-A large gamjatang, please.
399
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,397
-Okay.
-Give us a lot of meat.
400
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,531
Okay.
401
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,301
-You must be very hungry.
-It's just so cold.
402
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:46,438
We haven't finished planning.
Shall we talk about ideas while we eat?
403
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,111
SICK AND TIRED
404
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,046
SONG EUN-I, A 50-YEAR-OLD WORKAHOLIC
405
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,982
Eun-i, we're here to have tasty food.
406
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,417
You should stop worrying.
407
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,754
-We just finished the gig.
-Right. We just finished it.
408
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,356
Don't talk about work during a meal.
409
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,258
-We aren't ready for Netflix.
-Every day,
410
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,027
-you think about Netflix.
-I think
411
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,195
she's been such a worrywart
412
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:13,832
ever since she accepted
the offer for the Netflix show.
413
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,100
It's so stressful.
414
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,536
-Look at these seeds.
-Seriously.
415
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,004
Say it like a swear word.
416
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,005
Gosh, it's spicy.
417
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,575
These damn chili pepper seeds.
418
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,477
-Tap the seeds from it.
-Yes. Do it.
419
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,914
-I can't eat it.
-"I can't eat it."
420
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,083
It's too spicy.
421
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,519
Let's eat first.
422
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,820
Give me your bowl.
423
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,457
I'll tie my hair with a mask.
424
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,527
I am Steven Seagal.
425
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,728
SHE BECOMES STEVEN SEAGAL
426
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,030
Mr. Seagal, where did our fairy go?
427
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,465
I don't give a damn.
428
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,971
It looks delicious.
429
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,275
Gamjatang should be eaten like this.
430
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,583
LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT TIME
431
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,786
Haven't you guys done any other gigs?
432
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,455
All comedians do those gigs
433
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,256
at nightclubs
434
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,759
and regional festivals.
435
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,161
We are the last comedians
who have done those gigs.
436
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,263
-Yes.
-We are the last comedians.
437
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,065
-You did a lot of gigs.
-Yes, I did.
438
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,667
Shin-young was good at it.
439
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,902
This is how gigs at a nightclub went.
440
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,305
When I appeared on the stage,
441
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:29,341
people would start buzzing.
442
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,943
"It's Kim Shin-young!"
443
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,544
When they were buzzing,
444
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,013
I'd go, "Ta-da!"
445
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,482
"The spirit of Suwon!"
446
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,017
"Let me see it!"
447
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:43,155
"Men say, 'Ho!' Women say, 'Ha!'"
448
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,125
"Ho! Ha! Ho! Ha!"
You need to get them excited.
449
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,794
-Then you party with them.
-You party with them.
450
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,396
"Jump, jump!"
After jumping four times, I'd go,
451
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,699
"People in Suwon are insane!"
452
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,468
People went nuts.
453
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,337
She's done a lot of gigs.
454
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,706
I have. When I was in the comedy skit Bro,
455
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,908
gigs in Gyeongsang Province were so easy.
456
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,477
"Bro! Where is he? He is here."
457
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,579
-I just had to do that.
-They loved it.
458
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,481
But for gigs in Jeolla Province,
459
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,517
I was often asked to tweak it a little.
460
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,820
"Bruh! Where is he? He is here."
461
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,689
I tweaked it a bit.
462
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,659
There was another version
for religious gigs.
463
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,262
-You did those too?
-How did it go?
464
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,697
-I had a buzz cut for Bro.
-Yes.
465
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,233
Because of that,
I scored a gig at a Buddhist event.
466
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,134
There, I went,
467
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,036
"Venerable Sir! Where is he?"
468
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,272
"You will see him
if you cultivate morality."
469
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,206
-What?
-What?
470
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,908
"If you cultivate morality."
471
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,643
-"If you cultivate morality."
-Yes.
472
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,444
At a church event, I went,
473
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,314
"My Lord! Where is he?
He is always in my heart."
474
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,816
-My goodness.
-There were different versions.
475
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,452
-I worked hard.
-You customized the catchphrase.
476
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,221
I customized the catchphrase.
477
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,889
STORIES ABOUT SHIN-YOUNG'S GIGS
GREAT!
478
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,392
We should do the same
for "I Wish I Could Unsee That."
479
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,061
We always wear
the same outfits for performances.
480
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,030
So we should change the song.
481
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,465
-Yes. We should customize it.
-That's right.
482
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,800
There should be
483
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,468
-an EDM version.
-That's right.
484
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,437
I wish I could unsee that, that, that
485
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,072
UPBEAT ARRANGEMENT
486
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,140
There you go.
487
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,777
-Then…
-"At this rate, we'll all die!"
488
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,647
Number 456!
489
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,383
Green!
490
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:20,752
Light!
491
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,590
Red light!
492
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,191
Breasts machine gun.
493
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,930
GOSH, I WISH I COULD UNSEE THAT
494
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,801
What do you think, Eun-i?
495
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,336
Don't you like it?
496
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,271
-It isn't her style.
-No, it isn't.
497
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,507
You should consider this.
Once we pretend to shoot,
498
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,310
-people will scream and do this.
-That's right.
499
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,913
-I did that automatically just now.
-That's right.
500
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,314
-It's for gigs.
-It's for gigs.
501
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,550
-Let's make an EDM version.
-Yes.
502
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,619
-Let's mix in our catchphrases.
-Yes.
503
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,954
I wish I could unsee that, that, that
504
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:00,726
-Go!
-"What nonsense are you spouting?"
505
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,761
SHE ADDS HER OLD CATCHPHRASE!
506
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:07,566
I wish, wish, wish I could unsee that
507
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,368
"You should be honored, you plebs."
508
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,807
"Where are my friends? They're here."
509
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,877
-Say your catchphrase.
-Eun-i.
510
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,180
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CATCHPHRASE
511
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,548
SHE DEBUTED 30 YEARS AGO
512
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,518
-Eun-i, these damn chili pepper seeds.
-I have none.
513
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,756
"I'm upset" is your catchphrase.
514
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,957
The music will be upbeat…
515
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:38,163
-"I'm upset."
-It doesn't suit the mood.
516
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,298
It kills the mood.
517
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,267
-Seriously.
-In remix songs,
518
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,203
they add sound effects
to keep the song upbeat.
519
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,371
Upset
520
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,106
Upset
521
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,542
SOUND EFFECTS
522
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:51,443
I'm upset!
523
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,479
-You're good.
-Try it.
524
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,181
-That was fun.
-How does it go?
525
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,683
-"I'm upset."
-Upset
526
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,986
-She will add the sound effect.
-Come on!
527
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,154
When do I say it?
528
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,789
-Just say, "Upset."
-"Upset."
529
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,124
-"Upset."
-Grandma, say, "Upset."
530
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,660
These damn chili pepper seeds.
531
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,595
SHE WASN'T SWEARING
532
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,431
-What should I do?
-Look at these seeds.
533
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,033
-For goodness' sake.
-When should I say it?
534
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,902
This is taking too long.
535
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:19,571
Forget it.
I don't understand modern club music.
536
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,840
Eun-i, how will you make a Netflix show
537
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,975
-when you're so old-fashioned?
-I know.
538
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,145
-How will you make a hip show?
-Clubs aren't the same.
539
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,915
Eun-i would be good
at the cheerleading version.
540
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:33,085
-That's right. That's a good idea.
-That's right.
541
00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:34,619
It will go like this.
542
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,022
Everything about you
543
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,124
I wish I could unsee that
544
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,261
I wish I could unsee that
545
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,297
A hug at Aewol-eup, Jeju Island
546
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,999
Way to go!
547
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,535
-Way to go!
-Way to go!
548
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,739
-Way to go!
-Way to go!
549
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,341
-Way to go!
-Way to go!
550
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,477
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
551
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,545
-Sorry about this.
-Sorry about this.
552
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,482
You would look funny from the back.
553
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,350
-Show us.
-From the back…
554
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,486
-Let's do this.
-Show us.
555
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,789
-I wish I could unsee that
-I wish I could unsee that
556
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,858
-Hold on.
-Way to go!
557
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,426
PANDEMIC
558
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:16,828
GIVE US BACK OUR GET-TOGETHERS
559
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:20,599
I wish I could unsee that
560
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,834
-Seriously.
-Matching pajamas
561
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,737
While I was dancing,
562
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,739
-an old man outside…
-Did people see you?
563
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:30,542
He looked at us like this.
564
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:32,944
That's so funny.
565
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:38,683
Since I became a member of Celeb Five,
566
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,185
I've become sociable.
567
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,219
-Really?
-Yes.
568
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,555
-I'm really bad at gigs.
-I see.
569
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,257
Did you even do any?
570
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,526
When I was a university student,
571
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,394
I part-timed as a chorus member.
572
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,062
-A chorus member?
-Yes.
573
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,665
I was a freshman back then.
574
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,201
I performed
at a military camp in a tube dress.
575
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,504
-The song was "Pink Lipstick."
-I see.
576
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:02,474
During the performance,
577
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,378
the soldiers didn't look at the singer.
578
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:10,515
They looked at me and cheered.
579
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,050
Maybe you were their type.
580
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,820
I continued to perform excitedly,
581
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:16,655
but something felt off.
582
00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:20,525
My bra was sliding down.
583
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,928
It looked as if I had four breasts.
584
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,597
-It was a disaster.
-I suddenly had four breasts.
585
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:29,701
To pull up the bra,
586
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:30,702
I turned around.
587
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,238
The military band…
588
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,773
THE MILITARY BAND GOT AN EYEFUL
589
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,578
You did a 360-degree turn.
590
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,279
You showed everyone.
591
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:43,415
THAT WAS WHY THEY WERE SO EXCITED
592
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,584
-That's dizzying.
-I know.
593
00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,520
-That's dizzying.
-I know.
594
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:52,991
-Eun-i, have you done night shows?
-Didn't you make a lot of money from them?
595
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,793
-It was the heyday.
-That's right.
596
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,294
I did a lot of those shows.
597
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:58,964
The first show I did was
598
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,466
at a sexy nightclub in Bucheon.
599
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,668
There was Kkotbun's Mom.
600
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:06,938
-Kkotbun's Mom?
-Kkotbun's Mom was a woman
601
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,541
-who did snake shows.
-That's right.
602
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:12,043
-They existed back in the day.
-They were sexy shows.
603
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,779
-Was she married? Was Kkotbun her kid?
-No.
604
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,815
Kkotbun was her snake.
605
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,683
Oh, the snake?
606
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,485
That name doesn't suit a snake.
607
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,421
-The snake must have been this big.
-I can't imagine
608
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:26,558
-a snake named Kkotbun.
-Seriously.
609
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:28,827
It was a very big snake without any fangs.
610
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,729
And it'd never bite people.
611
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,564
-It was for show.
-I see.
612
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:35,967
That day, she put Kkotbun on a chair
613
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,636
-and left to do something else.
-Okay.
614
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,338
-"Kkotbun's Mom, get ready."
-"Okay."
615
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:42,073
-It was her turn to perform.
-Right, it was time.
616
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,441
"All right."
617
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,745
-"Kkotbun!"
-Why?
618
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,446
"What happened to Kkotbun?"
619
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:51,216
-What happened?
-"Oh, no. Kkotbun."
620
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,285
"Kkotbun."
621
00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:56,054
Kkotbun was supposed
to move like this, right?
622
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,690
"Kkotbun!"
623
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,859
"Kkotbun!"
624
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,728
-What happened to Kkotbun?
-What happened?
625
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,330
-Someone had sat on Kkotbun.
-Oh, no.
626
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,231
Oh, no!
627
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:08,567
Poor Kkotbun.
628
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,335
"What should I do?"
629
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,469
"Come on out!"
630
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:13,972
-"Kkotbun's Mom, come on out."
-"Hurry up."
631
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,107
"Kkotbun."
632
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,242
"Kkotbun's Mom."
633
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,344
She put the snake around her shoulders.
634
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,979
"Kkotbun's Mom, come on out."
635
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:22,981
SHE PUT THE SNAKE AROUND HER SHOULDERS
636
00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,249
SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL
637
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:28,420
-Kkotbun was unconscious.
-She put the snake around her shoulders.
638
00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:31,556
She and I were close,
so I went, "What are you going to do?"
639
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,158
"My poor Kkotbun."
640
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,559
She couldn't even hear me.
641
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,528
-She took the stage.
-"Take the stage."
642
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,163
I was really curious so I watched.
643
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,031
-It was showtime.
-Music was playing.
644
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,935
People cheered upon seeing the snake.
645
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:46,538
-"It's a snake!"
-"It's so big!"
646
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:50,475
KKOTBUN'S MOM HAD A SOLUTION
647
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,211
She used her muscles.
648
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,380
She used her muscles.
649
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,816
-Was she popping?
-She used her muscles.
650
00:26:57,882 --> 00:27:00,485
-She used her muscles.
-She made the snake look alive.
651
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,087
SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL
652
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:03,588
She made the snake look alive.
653
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,992
As if it was moving.
654
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,828
-Oh, no.
-She put on a show that way.
655
00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:11,596
That's incredible.
656
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,531
We should learn from her.
657
00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:15,066
-And Kkotbun?
-Did it wake up?
658
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,135
-No, it never woke up.
-Oh, no.
659
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,505
Such shows would never happen now.
660
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:22,807
-Back in the day, such shows were common.
-Right.
661
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:25,110
Back in the day, at clubs,
662
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:26,745
there were dancers
663
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,981
whose job was to make people more excited.
664
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,616
-There were poles.
-Pole dance?
665
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,218
I'll be the pole.
666
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:34,352
-You?
-Yes.
667
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,888
They grabbed the pole
668
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,790
and danced to the music.
669
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,794
Their eyes were always fixed.
670
00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:45,563
That's dreamy.
671
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:47,065
That's dreamy.
672
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,200
-They danced like this.
-You're good at it.
673
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:50,769
-Really?
-Better than I expected.
674
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,304
Anyway, one shift lasted 15 minutes.
675
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,674
-Okay.
-They took turns every 15 minutes.
676
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,442
So they wore a watch upside down
677
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,678
-to check the time secretly.
-Of course.
678
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:01,413
They couldn't do it overtly.
679
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:03,782
-The shift had to end exactly on time.
-I see.
680
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:06,384
-It's hard work.
-The dancers were sensitive about it.
681
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,319
THE END OF THE SHIFT IS NEAR
682
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,922
BUT THE NEXT DANCER IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT
683
00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:13,158
-She checked the watch.
-She checked it once.
684
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,192
GLANCING OVER
685
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:16,494
-Her shift is over.
-The next dancer isn't here.
686
00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:19,464
-She gave a signal.
-"Where is the next dancer?"
687
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,534
There was an employee
who managed dancers' schedules.
688
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,035
When she met his eyes…
689
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,938
SEND OUT THE NEXT DANCER, WILL YOU?
690
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,108
"Look at the time."
691
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,309
She's angry.
692
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:32,877
Her shift is over.
693
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,513
She's angry.
694
00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,951
She kept swearing with her eyes.
695
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:42,887
People had no idea
since they were focused on the music,
696
00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:46,324
but I noticed since I watched her closely.
It was so funny.
697
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,292
She was angry.
698
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,529
-I miss Kkotbun's Mom.
-That's K-performance.
699
00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:54,065
-K-performance.
-The origin of K-performance.
700
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,834
What we have
701
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,170
isn't very spectacular
for a K-performance.
702
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:01,306
-Our performance is homely.
-Yes.
703
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:04,609
I watch various shows on Netflix.
704
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:08,046
There are gunfights and sword fights,
705
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,380
but no verbal fights.
706
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:12,183
Verbal fights don't last long.
707
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,753
So I think it will be interesting to show
708
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:17,322
Korean grandmas' verbal fights.
709
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:18,923
My grandma never lost.
710
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,526
Is your grandma famous
in her neighborhood?
711
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,894
She is a thug.
712
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,963
I am not joking when I say this.
713
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:27,832
My grandma has a verbal blow
that ends all fights.
714
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,067
-How does it go?
-For example.
715
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,368
Go ahead and yell at me.
716
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,338
"You're the one who caused this!"
717
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,739
"What are you saying?"
718
00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:37,075
"You told me earlier that you did it!"
719
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:38,409
"Don't be ridiculous."
720
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:40,245
-"You told me earlier!"
-"Forget it."
721
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:44,649
"Your breath smells like poop!
For goodness' sake."
722
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,485
"Don't your children give you toothpaste?"
723
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:50,789
I know we're just acting it out,
but I'm offended.
724
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,157
Even I feel ashamed.
725
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:54,425
You get in someone's face when you fight.
726
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:56,761
-That's right.
-It makes you feel shabby.
727
00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:58,129
It makes you feel small.
728
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:02,100
There is another one. It's a reaction.
729
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,935
-What?
-A countryside grandma's reaction.
730
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,137
"You shouldn't live that way."
731
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:08,573
"What did I do?
I am fine living this way, okay?"
732
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,841
"You are unbelievable."
733
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:11,676
"I am fine living this way, okay?"
734
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,678
"You are unbelievable."
735
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,547
-"What are you saying?"
-"What?"
736
00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:19,317
"All of my children
are living successfully in Seoul."
737
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:22,153
-"Oyo. Oyo. Oyo."
-"You are no better than me, okay?"
738
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:26,524
-"Oyoyo. Oyoyo."
-"Oyoyo"?
739
00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:28,326
You can't respond to that.
740
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:31,496
When grandmas get in a heated argument
741
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,998
and become flustered,
742
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,668
-they suddenly make that sound.
-I almost teared up.
743
00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:38,002
Right? Oyoyo.
744
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,071
-"Get lost."
-"Oyoyo."
745
00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:42,874
-"Oyoyo."
-"Look. I told you not to put it here."
746
00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:45,643
"Why do you keep doing that?
I told you multiple times."
747
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:49,280
-"Your breath smells like poop!"
-"Poop or not, you should listen to me."
748
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,449
"I told you multiple times
not to put it here."
749
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,351
SHE DEFENDS HERSELF WITH "OYOYO"
750
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:56,888
"Oyo. Oyo. Oyo. Oyoyo."
751
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:58,756
It makes you lose your will to fight.
752
00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,291
-You ran out
-Seriously.
753
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:01,826
-of retorts.
-That's right.
754
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:04,996
-But you are angry and upset.
-Yes.
755
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:07,165
GRANDMA, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
756
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,133
-That's right.
-Grandmas make that sound.
757
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,903
I think it could be used around the world.
758
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,071
Seriously.
759
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:16,908
Shin-young also has a knack
for imitating boat owners.
760
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,276
Boat owners.
761
00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:20,111
-Boat owners…
-You resemble so many people.
762
00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:22,080
-Why do I resemble men?
-Seriously.
763
00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:24,048
Boat owner oppas have a way with words.
764
00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:26,818
-Let's say a celebrity wants a ride.
-I'm a customer.
765
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:27,919
You're the customer.
766
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:30,255
-"Come for a ride."
-"Hello."
767
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:33,091
"Gosh, I can't believe it."
768
00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:35,760
-"Today must be my lucky day."
-That's creepy.
769
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,762
-"You are so pretty."
-It's so real.
770
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,430
-"I can't believe it."
-"Thank you."
771
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,833
"Gosh, your beauty is worth a lot of won."
772
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,570
"100 million won, 200 million won.
You won my heart."
773
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:49,707
That's so annoying.
774
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:51,242
"Get on the boat."
775
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,144
"Would you give me a banana boat ride?"
776
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,846
"I will give you a crazy ride."
777
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,015
-"Please make it long."
-"Please make it long."
778
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:59,951
-"How long do you want it to be?"
-"How long is a usual ride?"
779
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,352
"It's ten minutes."
780
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,688
-"About 15 minutes."
-"About 20 minutes."
781
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,822
"Gosh, 20 minutes?"
782
00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:07,225
"It's expensive to keep the motor going."
783
00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:09,661
"You guys look like celebrities."
784
00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,362
"Do you know us?"
785
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,431
-"Of course."
-"We are idols."
786
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,366
"Did you say idiots?"
787
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,069
"I'm sorry."
788
00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:20,705
"100 million won, 200 million won.
You won my heart."
789
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,807
-"Thank you."
-"Let me take a photo."
790
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,008
"I'm sorry, but that's…"
791
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,510
-"Why?"
-"We aren't wearing makeup."
792
00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:28,112
"I won't upload it anywhere.
I just want one photo."
793
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:29,547
-"I'm sorry."
-"Come on."
794
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,015
"I will put it above my head."
795
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,418
Did you see the heart?
796
00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:36,421
-Did you see the heart?
-"I will put it above my head."
797
00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:38,990
-"Don't upload it anywhere."
-"We don't have much time."
798
00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,658
"Okay. Aren't you hungry?"
799
00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:43,361
-"Yes."
-"Hold on. Hello? Dakgalbi? Yes."
800
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:44,996
"Three people are headed there."
801
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,131
-"Dakgalbi?"
-"They are
802
00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:49,767
Song Eun-i, An Young-mi,
and Shin Bong-seon."
803
00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:53,304
You usually end up going
to the inn his friend runs.
804
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:54,205
That's right.
805
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,374
"How many are you? Three? Four?"
806
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:59,110
-"We weren't going to stay the night."
-"That's crazy."
807
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:00,912
"Hello? Is this the inn?"
808
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,716
"Yes. They're my sisters."
809
00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,384
ANYONE CAN BECOME HIS FAMILY
810
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:07,719
"Take good care of them."
811
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,053
"But we first met today."
812
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,588
"I take care of my family."
813
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,290
"Okay. That sounds good."
814
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:15,693
"Since you sent us, will we get free food
at the dakgalbi restaurant?"
815
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,395
"You'll see when you get there."
816
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,765
-"Shall we say that you sent us?"
-"What should we say?"
817
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,767
"Tell them your oppa sent you."
818
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,669
-"My oppa?"
-"My oppa?"
819
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,571
"You are old enough to be our uncle."
820
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,506
"Don't be ridiculous."
821
00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,241
"I only got married twice."
822
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:35,046
-"I only got married twice."
-That's creepy.
823
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:36,180
"I'm single now."
824
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,082
-You sound just like him.
-"I'm single now."
825
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,051
-I've seen people like this.
-Me too.
826
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,353
-Her imitation is uncanny.
-I know.
827
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,822
-The words ping-pong endlessly.
-Yes.
828
00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,624
-They never get stuck.
-Seriously.
829
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,160
-Her imitation was uncanny.
-Then
830
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:52,330
-will the translation be "Boat brother"?
-Yes.
831
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:55,233
-Why are you worrying about that?
-For goodness' sake.
832
00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:57,235
Netflix will take care of subtitles.
833
00:33:57,301 --> 00:33:58,569
I'm worried.
834
00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:00,538
It was really funny, but I thought,
835
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,575
-"Would it be funny to foreigners too?"
-Stop it.
836
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:07,879
-Let's go with what we have.
-Okay.
837
00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:10,481
Let's make a comedy show
with the ideas we have.
838
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,083
-Yes.
-We're set.
839
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,718
-We got this.
-We need to fry rice.
840
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,319
The entire world will laugh.
841
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,388
-That's right.
-Please give us some rice.
842
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,227
EUN-I'S MEETING, YOUNG-MI'S RADIO SHOW,
SHIN-YOUNG'S RADIO SHOW
843
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,764
EUN-I: IS EVERYONE ASLEEP?
844
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:27,999
SHIN-YOUNG: WHAT IS IT?
845
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,634
EUN-I: THE SHOOT IS IN 5 DAYS
846
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,035
BONG-SEON: ARE YOU NERVOUS?
847
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:34,272
EUN-I: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT
WILL FOREIGNERS LAUGH AT OUR JOKES?
848
00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:38,042
BONG-SEON: HONESTLY, I'M WORRIED TOO
849
00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:40,044
SHIN-YOUNG: ME TOO
YOUNG-MI: SAME HERE
850
00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:43,247
EUN-I: THE BOAT OWNER JOKE ISN'T UNIVERSAL
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER MEETING
851
00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:44,515
YOUNG-MI: SOUNDS GOOD!
852
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:45,583
BONG-SEON: OK!
853
00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:47,185
SHIN-YOUNG: GOOD NIGHT!
854
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,487
CHATROOM WITHOUT EUN-I
BONG-SEON: ANOTHER MEETING?
855
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,189
SHIN-YOUNG: SHE LAUGHED AT THAT JOKE!
856
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,824
YOUNG-MI: WHAT WE HAVE IS ENOUGH!
857
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:54,759
BONG-SEON: EUN-I IS WORRIED
ABOUT THE GLOBAL AUDIENCE
858
00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,260
SHIN-YOUNG: I BET SHE'S WORRYING
IN HER DREAMS TOO
859
00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:57,895
YOUNG-MI, BONG-SEON: LOL
860
00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:01,132
SHIN-YOUNG: WHAT DO I SAY AT THE MEETING?
BONG-SEON: I'M OUT OF STORIES
861
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:02,533
SHIN-YOUNG: WE'LL FIND A WAY
862
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,901
CELEB FIVE'S VARIETY SHOW SHOOT
863
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,103
Thank you.
864
00:35:05,169 --> 00:35:07,638
-Thank you.
-Thank you for your hard work.
865
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:09,373
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
866
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,144
Thank you for your hard work.
867
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,846
It was a bit cold.
868
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:17,648
CELEB FIVE'S WAITING ROOM
869
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:20,084
Only a few days remain.
870
00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:21,018
What?
871
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:22,587
Until what?
872
00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:23,888
Until what?
873
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,691
Are you serious?
874
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:27,992
-Eun-i.
-The Netflix show.
875
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,761
I thought you were talking
about Young-mi's ovulation.
876
00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:32,730
I thought you were talking
about your life.
877
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,966
I thought you only had
a few days left to live.
878
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:37,568
People don't give a notice before passing.
879
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,036
People pass away suddenly.
880
00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:40,304
That's black comedy.
881
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:43,307
Fortunately, I'm still healthy.
882
00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:44,408
You are healthy.
883
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,644
Eun-i, your hair turned gray
from worrying.
884
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,846
-Seriously.
-Your back is more hunched.
885
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:51,149
Only a few days remain.
886
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:52,383
Can you sleep at night?
887
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,453
-We planned thoroughly.
-We squeezed out all of our ideas.
888
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,822
-What are you talking about?
-Don't you agree?
889
00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:01,159
The more we brainstorm,
the funnier our jokes will be.
890
00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,827
-Right.
-Let's brainstorm some more.
891
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,062
For goodness' sake.
892
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,698
Not even the CEO of Netflix
would be this fussy.
893
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,068
How do you read this?
894
00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:13,437
I see.
895
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,705
Didn't you learn English?
896
00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:16,140
I thought it was "Whatmeal."
897
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:17,875
How will you make a Netflix show?
898
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,143
DON'T YOU WANT INTERNATIONAL FAME?
899
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,546
I have a friend who is bad at English.
900
00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:23,548
-Who?
-Gang-bok.
901
00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:24,749
Who is Gang-bok?
902
00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,184
He is a fellow comedian.
903
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,785
-On SBS…
-I remember.
904
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,421
-He uses the Gyeongsang dialect.
-He was in a comedy skit.
905
00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:32,156
-Pickled Radish Academy.
-Yes.
906
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,257
Yes.
907
00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:35,893
Gang-bok is quite manly.
908
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,028
-Really?
-Yes.
909
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:39,530
He always says, "Just you watch."
910
00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:41,666
-What?
-"Just you watch."
911
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:42,600
What?
912
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,502
-Is that Chinese?
-Is that Chinese?
913
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,437
I didn't say, "Dui buqi."
914
00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,940
"Just you watch.
I will find success in the end."
915
00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:50,608
What?
916
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:52,677
Many comedians are like that.
917
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:54,645
Gang-bok's pronunciation is terrible.
918
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,481
-He doesn't do it to be funny.
-When he sees Nature Republic,
919
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,318
he goes,
"It's an ice cream store. Natuur."
920
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,619
NATUUR
921
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,754
"Natuur."
922
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,823
-That's funny.
-What a unique man.
923
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,326
I have another story about Gang-bok.
924
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,127
One time, we went to a buffet.
925
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:13,497
It was everyone's first time
going to a buffet.
926
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,066
All of us were like,
927
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:18,135
"Gosh, this is incredible."
We were in awe.
928
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:21,973
Gang-bok went, "Hey, we're celebrities."
929
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,441
"Don't be like that."
930
00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:24,842
"You embarrass me."
931
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,544
"This is rice cake."
932
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:29,380
"Just eat it. Why are you taking photos?"
933
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:30,815
"Gosh, I need bread."
934
00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,883
-Why?
-It was butter.
935
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:35,353
IT WAS BUTTER, NOT A RICE CAKE
936
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:39,190
He ate a big piece of butter
thinking it was a rice cake.
937
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,192
"Hey, this is rice cake."
938
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:43,160
"Why are you impressed?"
939
00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:46,497
One time, Gang-bok and I
appeared in a period movie.
940
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:48,399
Comedians appeared in movies back then.
941
00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:49,467
That's right.
942
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,702
-He was Dracula.
-I bet it was uncomfortable.
943
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,437
The role involves fake teeth.
944
00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:55,072
He wore fake fangs.
945
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:57,742
"Okay. Cue."
946
00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,810
"We can't…"
947
00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:04,815
"Given the situation…"
948
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:07,218
"Cut. What are you saying?"
949
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,688
"Hey, what are you saying?"
950
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,790
-"Hey."
-That's so scary.
951
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:15,092
"Practice! Didn't you memorize the lines?"
952
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:17,561
"I memorized the lines. I'm sorry."
953
00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:19,063
"Cue!"
954
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,364
"Get rid of them!"
955
00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,033
"The situation is…"
956
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:24,135
"I advise against…"
957
00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:26,971
For goodness' sake.
958
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,644
-That's insane.
-"Hey. Cut."
959
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:36,180
"Let's just move on," the director said.
960
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,381
I see.
961
00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:39,383
We watched the movie at a movie theater.
962
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,519
It was released in theaters?
963
00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:44,455
-Yes, and the scene was in the movie.
-Okay.
964
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:47,758
The scene we saw
at the movie theater went like this.
965
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,293
"Get rid of them!"
966
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,695
"We can't do that."
967
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:53,197
"Given the situation,
we should never do that."
968
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,499
-What?
-They had added a voice-over
969
00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:57,335
since his pronunciation was so bad.
970
00:38:57,401 --> 00:38:59,303
-A voice-over.
-Seriously.
971
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:01,572
They had a Korean guy dub his lines.
972
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:02,807
It was a voice actor.
973
00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:03,708
Suddenly…
974
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:06,977
"We can't do that. Given the situation,
we should never do that."
975
00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:08,479
How did it sound in real life?
976
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:10,214
"We can't… Such an action…"
977
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:11,749
I burst out laughing.
978
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:14,618
-True story.
-That's insane.
979
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,754
You should look up the movie.
980
00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:19,623
You would have to know Gang-bok
to find the joke funny.
981
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,725
You laughed hard.
982
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,093
-Seriously.
-Don't worry.
983
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:24,562
I don't want to turn this
into Lee Gang-bok Show.
984
00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:27,031
Eun-i, you upset me.
985
00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:29,800
-You upset me.
-You upset me.
986
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,969
You are too much.
987
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,271
I have a suggestion.
988
00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:36,040
I watch a lot of Netflix shows.
989
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,542
The top shows are about dating.
990
00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:40,878
-It's like that with Korean shows too.
-Yes.
991
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,481
Regardless of the genre, elements of love…
992
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,783
-They captivate the audience.
-That's right.
993
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:48,386
We should also talk
about our relationships.
994
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:49,487
-Yes.
-Good idea.
995
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,555
MEETING MINUTES
996
00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:55,860
1. GANG-BOK'S STORIES:
MANLY MAN'S ENGLISH, MOVIE APPEARANCE
997
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:59,964
2. WE MUST INCLUDE STORIES
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIPS!
998
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,298
Let's do some other thing.
999
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:02,867
Didn't you hear laughter?
1000
00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:05,136
No way. You're hearing things.
1001
00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:07,138
-It's a sense of inferiority.
-Seriously.
1002
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,406
I will talk.
1003
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:10,941
You're the only one who has such stories.
1004
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:14,078
-Since I haven't talked about it,
-Go ahead.
1005
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,380
-my dating life is veiled in mystery.
-Yes.
1006
00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,783
-Yes.
-My last relationship was…
1007
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:28,759
I think it was during the 2002 World Cup.
1008
00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:33,531
Ahn Jung-hwan's ring ceremony.
1009
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,000
He told me that I looked so good in red.
1010
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:37,101
BONG-SEON'S DATING LIFE?
1011
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:39,136
-The Red Devils.
-It was 2002.
1012
00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:41,605
-The World Cup relationship.
-It ended then.
1013
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,574
At least it was in the 21st century.
1014
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,346
EUN-I'S LAST RELATIONSHIP
WAS IN THE 20TH CENTURY
1015
00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:53,651
Eun-i, you haven't dated at all
after it hit 2000?
1016
00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:55,052
You haven't?
1017
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:55,953
What?
1018
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,289
-Let's talk about something else.
-Seriously.
1019
00:40:58,355 --> 00:41:01,225
I can't listen to the music
from my last boyfriend
1020
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,494
because it's in a floppy disk.
1021
00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:06,764
The memory got frozen
due to advancements in technology.
1022
00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:11,569
Relationships are a great topic in comedy.
1023
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:15,105
-What a shame.
-We can't adjust to modern society.
1024
00:41:15,172 --> 00:41:17,541
The hustle and bustle of modern society.
1025
00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:20,444
Or we can make something
like Three Hot to Handle.
1026
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,079
-What's that?
-We can do that.
1027
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,048
-What's that?
-You know Too Hot to Handle.
1028
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,049
No.
1029
00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:30,120
We should put eight single men
and eight single women on an island.
1030
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,296
The winner gets a billion won.
1031
00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:41,031
But with any physical intimacy,
1032
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,069
the prize money gets deducted.
1033
00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:46,570
NO PHYSICAL INTIMACY
1034
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,939
How much money gets deducted
for one night?
1035
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,641
FOR ONE NIGHT?
1036
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:52,810
Why do you ask?
1037
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,912
You might as well go all out.
1038
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:58,148
-Go all out.
-That's how everyone thinks.
1039
00:41:58,215 --> 00:42:00,117
-Then no one's won the prize?
-No.
1040
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,318
-Really?
-Why not?
1041
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:02,987
Everyone thinks that at first.
1042
00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:04,955
"You just need to stay celibate."
1043
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:08,559
Seriously. Why can't they do it?
Why can't they win a billion won?
1044
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:11,595
For a billion won,
I could go a year without sex.
1045
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:15,666
Hey, Eun-i would have won ten billion won.
1046
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,968
She would have 100 billion won.
1047
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,371
-I would be filthy rich.
-Seriously.
1048
00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:22,239
She'd be as rich as Mark Zuckerberg.
1049
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:26,310
Foreign shows can be racy,
1050
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,411
but not Korean shows.
1051
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:31,248
The moment the contestants' eyes meet,
a Korean show would show the sky.
1052
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:33,150
-Seriously.
-It would be like this.
1053
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,485
CAMERAWORK FOR CENSORSHIP
1054
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,453
-It's very sudden.
-Afterward,
1055
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,556
-they get married.
-Yes.
1056
00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:40,558
But Netflix shows are different.
1057
00:42:40,624 --> 00:42:42,059
They start from the door.
1058
00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:43,294
-Come here.
-The door?
1059
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,630
-Young-mi and I will show you.
-We should know such things.
1060
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,566
It's different from the start.
1061
00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,234
Netflix shows are different.
1062
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,137
-Here I go.
-Okay.
1063
00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:56,607
THEY ARE BUSY FROM THE START
1064
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:58,008
STRUGGLING
1065
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,177
-Stop fighting.
-Stop fighting.
1066
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,280
STRUGGLING
1067
00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,416
HOLLYWOOD
1068
00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:07,251
Are you insane?
1069
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,719
Are you insane?
1070
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:09,954
You're insane!
1071
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:11,755
-You're insane!
-You're insane!
1072
00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:14,024
It won't be allowed, okay?
1073
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,726
It will get edited out.
1074
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:18,429
Sit down. Attention. Sit down.
1075
00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:19,630
It won't be allowed.
1076
00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:21,599
-It's true.
-365 Days is like that.
1077
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,133
-Seriously.
-What's 365 Days?
1078
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,169
-In 365 Days,
-Here.
1079
00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:27,304
-it happens all the time.
-Come here.
1080
00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:30,507
-Bong-seon, open the curtain.
-Okay.
1081
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:32,176
Draw the curtain.
1082
00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:33,978
-Do you want us to open it?
-Yes.
1083
00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,213
GIGGLING
1084
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,681
They're being weird.
1085
00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:40,284
So this is how racy Netflix shows are.
1086
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,419
-Yes.
-This is how racy they are.
1087
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:43,721
What are you doing?
1088
00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:45,956
Hey.
1089
00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:47,725
Stay in there.
1090
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,693
-You're insane.
-Stay in there.
1091
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,462
-Stay in there.
-It's true.
1092
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,730
Eun-i, scold them.
1093
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,865
-Grab my hair.
-Do you want to do that on our show?
1094
00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:56,467
It'll be a disaster.
1095
00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:58,435
Come on out. We need to brainstorm.
1096
00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:02,172
HOLLYWOOD
1097
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,810
-This is insane.
-You're insane!
1098
00:44:06,877 --> 00:44:08,445
-Come on out.
-Hey!
1099
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:11,382
-Come on out.
-This is what Netflix shows are like.
1100
00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:14,785
-What?
-It's what Netflix shows are like.
1101
00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:15,719
For goodness' sake.
1102
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,857
-Why did you bring a rod?
-You're so conservative.
1103
00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:22,426
-You're so conservative.
-Are you out of your mind?
1104
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,595
Such things are allowed in Netflix shows.
1105
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,764
I can't look in that direction anymore.
1106
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,499
-Why?
-Why?
1107
00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:31,869
-The image is burned into my retinas.
-What?
1108
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,405
-Are people going at it?
-Yes.
1109
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,907
Seriously, we only have a few days.
1110
00:44:36,974 --> 00:44:39,877
-Earlier--
-Didn't we talk about black comedy?
1111
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,612
There haven't been many funeral jokes.
1112
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,047
-Not many.
-Real funeral jokes.
1113
00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:44,648
People do it,
1114
00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:46,917
-but they're cautious about it.
-Yes.
1115
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:49,286
When my dad passed away,
Sung-kwang came to the funeral.
1116
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:53,123
He lit up an incense stick
and carefully placed it in the sand.
1117
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:54,658
But he burned himself.
1118
00:44:57,294 --> 00:44:58,662
-That was detailed.
-After a beat…
1119
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,901
I burst out laughing.
1120
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,503
-I am Sung-kwang.
-I bet he was serious.
1121
00:45:06,570 --> 00:45:07,671
I bet he was serious.
1122
00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:09,940
When Mi-ryeo's dad passed away,
1123
00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:13,110
I went to Gwangju.
Mi-ryeo thanked me for coming.
1124
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:15,813
Mi-ryeo's mom also went,
"Shin-young, thank you."
1125
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,481
"Sure, ma'am."
1126
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:20,584
-I couldn't tell them to hang in there.
-Right. You were careful.
1127
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:23,620
-You knew words wouldn't comfort them.
-I sat quietly.
1128
00:45:24,188 --> 00:45:26,123
Let's say you're me.
1129
00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:28,258
Mi-ryeo's uncle came.
1130
00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:30,561
MI-RYEO'S UNCLE APPEARED
1131
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:33,397
"Are you a comedian?"
1132
00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:35,199
"Yes, I'm Kim Shin-young."
1133
00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:37,167
"I'm Gwangju's comedian."
1134
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,569
"Can you beat me?"
1135
00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:41,739
"I'm Gwangju's comedian."
1136
00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:43,640
-He said that.
-For goodness' sake!
1137
00:45:43,707 --> 00:45:45,309
-Shin-young!
-Stop making things up!
1138
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,277
-Stop it!
-I didn't make it up. I swear.
1139
00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:48,412
-This is why
-Unbelievable.
1140
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:52,349
-people think comedians exaggerate.
-I swear it actually happened.
1141
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,451
-Did it actually happen?
-It did.
1142
00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:57,354
I just said, "I can't beat you."
1143
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,323
-"I can't beat you."
-"I can't beat you."
1144
00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:00,290
-"You can't?"
-"No."
1145
00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:02,626
"Hey, I beat Kim Shin-young."
1146
00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,161
"I beat her."
1147
00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:05,696
I didn't say anything to that.
1148
00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,932
"I bet you can't do this."
1149
00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:10,934
"I'm Gwangju's comedian."
1150
00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:12,736
You're lying.
1151
00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:14,138
I'm not joking.
1152
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:18,008
Everyone burst out laughing.
Mi-ryeo's mom was in mourning clothes.
1153
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:22,980
"Shin-young, I'm sorry.
I think his brother's death broke him."
1154
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,949
"I'm sorry. He must have gone crazy."
1155
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,853
"His brother's death must've broken him."
1156
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,388
"I'm sorry. This is upsetting."
1157
00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:32,689
-"It's okay."
-"I'm sorry."
1158
00:46:32,756 --> 00:46:35,225
-This is a true story.
-That's so funny.
1159
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,862
-I would have laughed too.
-Even at a funeral home,
1160
00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:41,665
people recognize you
and ask you for an autograph.
1161
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,333
That's the most embarrassing.
1162
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,702
Let's say we need to go to Room Six.
1163
00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:49,306
People who were sitting quietly
in Room Four…
1164
00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:51,708
I'll pass by. I'm a celebrity.
1165
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:55,412
THE GAZE OF SOMEONE
WHO RECOGNIZED A CELEBRITY
1166
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,947
-I know that gaze.
-Seriously.
1167
00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:58,682
-That happens.
-I know.
1168
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:01,952
When mourners ask for an autograph,
I don't know what to do.
1169
00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:03,821
They bring the guest book.
1170
00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:05,289
-The guest book.
-That's right.
1171
00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:08,725
They bring the guest book and ask,
"Can I get your autograph?"
1172
00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:10,861
-In mourning clothes.
-It's very awkward. You can't say no.
1173
00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:13,564
I usually give autographs cheerfully.
1174
00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:16,400
-But I can't be cheerful then.
-It's awkward.
1175
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:19,770
Let's say you are in Busan,
Gyeongsang Province.
1176
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,772
-Middle-aged women do this
-My hometown.
1177
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,340
when they recognize you.
1178
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,675
They just do this.
1179
00:47:25,943 --> 00:47:26,877
"Hey!"
1180
00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:28,045
SHOOTING A LOOK
1181
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,882
"You're Shin Bong-seon, right?"
1182
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:33,617
I've met this woman before.
1183
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:34,751
"Shin Bong-seon!"
1184
00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,387
"Why didn't you call me
when you came to Busan?"
1185
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:39,022
"I don't have your number."
1186
00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:41,291
"I can fix that. Give me your phone."
1187
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:42,659
"I can't do that."
1188
00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:45,262
-"You're so pretty!"
-"Thank you."
1189
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:48,165
-"I like you so much."
-"Thank you."
1190
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,033
-"Seriously."
-They are full of love.
1191
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,170
-"Take a photo with me."
-"Okay."
1192
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:55,138
-This is creepy.
-"I'll take the photo."
1193
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:57,674
-"One, two, three. Click."
-"Shin Bong-seon."
1194
00:47:57,741 --> 00:47:59,810
They keep shaking your belly.
1195
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,112
They take photos like this.
"Shin Bong-seon."
1196
00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:05,515
-I've met her before.
-They exist.
1197
00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:08,385
They are full of love and affection.
1198
00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,654
-It's like this in Jeolla Province.
-Jeolla.
1199
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,222
-Sit still.
-Okay.
1200
00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:14,892
You are at a venue
when a middle-aged woman walks over.
1201
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:18,095
WHEN A CELEBRITY MEETS
A MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN IN JEOLLA PROVINCE
1202
00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:22,933
"Hello."
1203
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,538
-"Hello."
-"It's you, right?"
1204
00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:30,307
-"Yes."
-"Shin Bong-seon."
1205
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,109
-"Yes."
-"I saw a lot of your works."
1206
00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:33,810
-"I see."
-"I'm a big fan."
1207
00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,779
-"Sit down."
-"Should I sit down?"
1208
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:38,048
"Gosh, your face is tiny."
1209
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,450
"No. You're too kind. Thank you."
1210
00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:42,252
-"You're so pretty."
-"Thank you."
1211
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:43,654
"I can't believe it."
1212
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,889
-"Hey."
-"Hey."
1213
00:48:45,956 --> 00:48:48,992
-"Shin Bong-seon is here."
-"Can't you see I'm busy?"
1214
00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:51,595
"A celebrity came to our neighborhood."
1215
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,563
-"Hello."
-"I can't believe it."
1216
00:48:54,131 --> 00:48:55,198
WHISPERING
1217
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,668
-"Her face is tiny."
-"Seriously."
1218
00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:59,436
"She is a celebrity."
1219
00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:01,705
-"I need to change."
-"Do you need to change?"
1220
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,040
"Go right ahead."
1221
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:07,577
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
1222
00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:09,413
PLEASE LET ME GO NOW
1223
00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:12,416
"I need to change."
1224
00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:15,218
Some middle-aged women
are really like them.
1225
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:18,021
-The conversation doesn't end.
-They keep talking.
1226
00:49:18,088 --> 00:49:19,423
I am thankful.
1227
00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:21,992
It's nice because
they're like my mom, but…
1228
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:23,560
But they don't leave.
1229
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:24,928
They keep staring.
1230
00:49:24,995 --> 00:49:26,263
It's like they're watching TV.
1231
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,231
-I guess they find us approachable.
-Yes.
1232
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,735
Not many people touch me right away.
1233
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,103
Let's say you're me.
1234
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:34,738
-Eun-i.
-A passer-by notices me.
1235
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,940
Give me your glasses
so that I can play you.
1236
00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:39,743
-Do you have to take things that far?
-Let's make it funny.
1237
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,745
-Make it funny.
-I am Eun-i.
1238
00:49:44,247 --> 00:49:45,816
-Hold on. Hey.
-What?
1239
00:49:45,882 --> 00:49:47,551
You made fun of Eun-i.
1240
00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:50,287
I was just doing Eun-i.
1241
00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:52,422
Eun-i is angry.
1242
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,558
-Let's make it funny.
-That's right.
1243
00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:57,561
Do I do that?
I don't have rhinitis anymore.
1244
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:00,764
Do you have to take things that far?
1245
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,533
Would Netflix know that I am Eun-i?
1246
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,969
-Would people know?
-A worrywart.
1247
00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:07,938
I am so offended.
1248
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,373
-Come on.
-Eun-i.
1249
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:11,742
Come on. You've been waiting for this.
1250
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:14,578
There are many senior comedians
who are really funny.
1251
00:50:14,644 --> 00:50:17,347
One senior comedian
often played a tavern lady.
1252
00:50:17,414 --> 00:50:19,816
I know who she is. Yes.
1253
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:22,352
-"Teacher."
-All right.
1254
00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:24,221
"Yes?"
1255
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:28,492
"Here is what I think about graduation."
1256
00:50:29,059 --> 00:50:32,029
"In order to graduate,
1257
00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:34,498
-we put in a lot of effort."
-She kept clapping.
1258
00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:35,932
Why did she do that?
1259
00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:38,001
-"Now,
-It was from playing a tavern lady.
1260
00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:39,636
I was there."
1261
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:42,239
"Things were quite difficult."
1262
00:50:42,305 --> 00:50:46,510
"I saw it with my own eyes."
She delivered her lines like that.
1263
00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:47,544
That's so good.
1264
00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:49,946
Tavern ladies were played like that
back in the day.
1265
00:50:50,013 --> 00:50:52,549
-That's right.
-I found it so funny,
1266
00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:54,317
but other comedians talked to her.
1267
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:57,354
"Can't you deliver lines
without clapping?"
1268
00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:58,955
"You should stop clapping."
1269
00:50:59,022 --> 00:51:01,191
-It was excessive.
-Since she clapped so much,
1270
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:03,827
-it broke people's concentration.
-That's right.
1271
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,396
-It drowns out other sounds.
-She couldn't clap anymore.
1272
00:51:06,463 --> 00:51:08,331
-"Teacher."
-Without clapping?
1273
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:09,699
-All right.
-"Yes?"
1274
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:13,670
"The theme of the day is
an entrance ceremony."
1275
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:17,140
-She couldn't clap anymore.
-"Here is what I think."
1276
00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,610
-Oh, no.
-"Here is what I think
1277
00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:23,980
-Her hands are moving aimlessly.
-about an entrance ceremony."
1278
00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:25,115
"Well…"
1279
00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:27,684
-Oh, no.
-"Let me start over."
1280
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,586
-Oh, no.
-That's so scary.
1281
00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:31,288
She messed up 20 times.
1282
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:32,789
Oh, no.
1283
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:35,058
-I know what it's like.
-After that,
1284
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,861
other comedians went, "Just clap."
1285
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,162
"Teacher,
1286
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:43,133
here is what I think
about an entrance ceremony."
1287
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,103
"When March comes, we enter school,
1288
00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:48,305
trees begin to sprout,
1289
00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:50,774
and grass grows from the ground."
1290
00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:53,043
"So it's the month of growth."
1291
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,811
-She did so well.
-She had to clap.
1292
00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:56,279
She had to clap.
1293
00:51:57,581 --> 00:51:58,582
It's like that.
1294
00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:00,917
She depended on clapping.
1295
00:52:00,984 --> 00:52:02,352
-Yes.
-She had to clap.
1296
00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:03,787
-Yes.
-She had to do it.
1297
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,856
-That was funny.
-We're set.
1298
00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:07,757
-Eun-i, we're set.
-We're set.
1299
00:52:07,824 --> 00:52:09,659
-Let's clap.
-We're ready.
1300
00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:11,428
Clapping is universal.
1301
00:52:11,495 --> 00:52:13,296
-Let's go into the closet.
-Let's go.
1302
00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:14,798
-Goodness.
-We're set.
1303
00:52:15,765 --> 00:52:19,536
Young-mi, come on in.
1304
00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:21,171
LET'S GO TO HOLLYWOOD
1305
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:22,072
We're set.
1306
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,075
We're set.
1307
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,710
Let's wrap it up for today.
1308
00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:28,411
"For today"?
1309
00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:30,514
-Thank you for your hard work.
-Okay.
1310
00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:31,681
Don't read her messages.
1311
00:52:31,748 --> 00:52:34,618
WE CAN DO IT!
1312
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,806
CELEB FIVE'S WAITING ROOM
1313
00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:58,041
Please stand by.
1314
00:52:58,108 --> 00:52:59,743
-Okay.
-Let's go.
1315
00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:03,613
This is nerve-racking.
1316
00:53:04,981 --> 00:53:06,550
We are finally doing this.
1317
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:09,452
Eun-i, don't be nervous.
1318
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:10,987
Eun-i, relax.
1319
00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:13,657
Eun-i, please relax your shoulders.
1320
00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:16,826
TIME LEFT UNTIL THE SHOW
1321
00:53:16,893 --> 00:53:19,196
-Please come this way.
-Okay.
1322
00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:20,463
Thank you.
1323
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:22,232
There must be a lot of people.
1324
00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:24,434
There must be a lot of people.
1325
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:25,335
I heard so.
1326
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,070
I can hear them.
1327
00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:30,507
-It's been years.
-I know.
1328
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:31,808
Take a peek.
1329
00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:38,081
-There are a lot of people.
-Really?
1330
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:39,849
-Are the seats full?
-Yes.
1331
00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:41,384
I'm so nervous right now.
1332
00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:42,485
It's been years.
1333
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,788
It's okay. We prepared it well.
1334
00:53:44,854 --> 00:53:46,223
It will be fun. Right?
1335
00:53:46,289 --> 00:53:47,924
You seem to be the most nervous.
1336
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:50,994
Why are you so nervous?
1337
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:53,530
-Things didn't go according to my plan.
-Nonsense.
1338
00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:54,864
We haven't even begun.
1339
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,299
-If you need to pee…
-No.
1340
00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:58,335
-Please take the stage now.
-Okay. Let's go.
1341
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:00,870
-Celeb Five!
-Celeb Five!
1342
00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:03,540
-Okay. Let's go.
-Let's do this.
1343
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:09,379
TIME LEFT UNTIL THE SHOW
1344
00:54:09,446 --> 00:54:12,616
-Good luck.
-Good luck.
1345
00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:13,850
Please welcome them.
1346
00:54:15,619 --> 00:54:20,323
Are you ready to enjoy the show?
1347
00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:23,793
-Let's do this.
-Guys.
1348
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:26,029
Are you ready?
1349
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,365
We aren't here to beat Squid Game.
1350
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:30,900
-So don't feel pressured, and relax.
-I give you…
1351
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,003
Let's do this.
1352
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:22,585
Subtitle translation by: Dong-joo Park