[soaring instrumental music plays]
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[clang echoes]
[cryptic music plays]
Chief Daddy!
♪ God be with you ♪
♪ Till we meet again ♪
I'm gonna be a flipping billionaire.
[R&B music plays]
♪ The big rich men that have money… ♪
You are talking to a steady millionaire.
I'm going to pay you your money, cash.
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chanting]
[people laughing]
Just one more thing, please.
Please.
Because of the IPO,
the money and other terms detailed in the will
remains inaccessible until the process is concluded.
[crowd groans]
-Inaccessible? -No.
[rap music plays]
[male voice raps in Hausa]
♪ It's classic… ♪
Excuse me, who are you?
♪ Arewa Mafia ♪
♪ Classic wayyo ♪
[dramatic instrumental music plays]
I called this meeting to make things between us clear.
[somber instrumental music plays]
You've all been running around
spending money you don't have.
[in Yoruba] Don't tell me. Over my brother's business?
[In English] My brother's money?
Just waiting for a big payday like what the Chief had is yours.
[in Yoruba] So?
Yes?
Whose is it?
I’m the one here trying to take this company
from Dark Ages into the future.
[in Yoruba] Sorry oh!
But Chief Daddy wanted to leave what’s left to you people.
Of course!
[Ajoke] Who else would he leave it to? You?
Unfortunately, that's not happening.
What? Says who?
The IPO is near,
and I'm now a majority shareholder.
[Tinu in Yoruba] That's a lie.
As the family’s long-standing counsel,
I will have to insist
that the will and the wishes of the late Chief are strictly adhered to.
[crowd cheers]
Is this a joke?
That's what I'm saying.
Don't know exactly what it means, but that is correct.
[Laila laughs]
These people,
they will take whatever I give them.
-And even thank me for it. -You and who?
Were you sent by the devil or something?
Oh, she's the devil herself.
-[laughs] Do you know who I am? -[Teni in Yoruba] For real.
Like my mother,
you are just one woman out of Chief Daddy's many.
[in Yoruba] Lie. [in English] You lie there.
You did not ask your mother Maryamu, the history of this--
You see this woman here?
[in Yoruba] She's legally married to my brother.
-[Femi] That's probably true. -[Ajoke] Properly. So she's different now.
Look, I think we all need to relax a little bit.
Obviously, we're one big family.
I'm your brother. You're my sister.
But don't speak to Mom like that.
I'm not your sister.
Huh?
[Ajoke laughs]
-You've got that right. -You know what?
This might all be legal.
But that doesn't make it fair.
[in Yoruba] That's right.
[Ajoke in Yoruba] I knew it would come to this.
Nothing about my life has been.
-It's time for you all to feel it. -[crowd exclaims]
To feel it?
[grunts of disgust]
Anyway, meeting is over.
I have real business.
-[Remi] Are you serious? -Exactly.
[angry muttering]
Remi! Remi!
[indistinct chatter]
I mean, what kind of lawyer are you?
-He is my brother! -[Kay] No, it's true!
Look at this!
Laila!
[in Yoruba] I knew it.
I said it.
You see what my brother has caused now?
The name. That name.
-Thank you. -[Ekanem] Time to say something.
[Kay] Say something!
-Not only say, do. -[Ekanem] Do something.
[Kay] Do something!
♪ Chief Daddy ♪
[Ekanem] No, don't say that. Don't say that now.
[indistinct squabbling]
Enough!
[in Yoruba] Hey! Hey!
Tinu! What's wrong with you, people?
-I don't understand, man. -Huh?
This is a home.
Not a carnival.
[drums beat]
Mom, if Laila gets her way we won't have a home.
Oh ho!
Everyone's gonna be out on the streets.
I speak for the streets. It's not a problem for me.
-I'm looking out for everyone else. -[in Yoruba] Yes!
[Ajoke in Yoruba] Oluwafemi, I've told you several times.
That when I'm seated,
don't speak all this, your--
[in Yoruba] English language that twists the tongue.
I don't understand it.
But come to think of it,
the few things I can pick.
I think, since he was born,
this is the first time
that he's right.
[Tinu and Teni giggle]
[in Yoruba] As I was saying,
this Laila girl.
Ah!
What do we do about her?
That witch has to go!
-Straight! -Period!
Go? As in die?
[Ajoke in Yoruba] Ah! Taboo!
See. As long as she's alive, we're all going to be broke.
As your lawyer, I’m not supposed to be hearing this.
This is anger speaking. [laughs]
Nobody here is a murderer.
I mean, you all can drive one to commit suicide,
but that's it.
[tense music plays]
You know what?
If we really think about it,
maybe there's a way actually.
[cryptic instrumental music plays]
[typing]
You know, I've seen on TV
where they track your searches on these things and find you.
No, babes. That's a Hollywood trick.
-No one's doing any tracking here. -Okay.
-[sirens wail] -[officer] Police! Freeze!
No! No, no, no!
-Wait! It's not me! -[indistinct yelling]
[suspenseful electronic music plays]
Listen to me 'cause I'm not gonna repeat myself.
What? Think you're bad?
Well, chat to me then!
Listen, you're gonna sign this.
-[Donatus] Yes. -[Femi] Give up control of Dad's business.
Go back to where you're coming from.
You're gonna sign the thing. [coughs]
-Sign it. -[Femi] You think this is a joke?
[Laila laughs]
[in Yoruba] Sign it!
[Laila cackles]
[suspenseful electronic music plays]
How many drops of that hydrochloric oxygen?
[Pat] Let's see.
Okay, pour.
[Femi laughs fiendishly]
Yes.
Okay, stir. Stir properly.
Ah! [coughs]
-This is really good, you know. -Yes?
Yeah. I like-- [choking]
You know I wouldn't actually eat poison, right?
[moody music plays]
-You know that, right? -Oh, God.
Look, this is getting us nowhere.
Let's take a break.
And come back with clear heads.
Mom, we still haven't figured it out. How we gonna take it all back?
-When am I gonna get a seat at the table? -[Teni scoffs]
-Well, I'm next in line still. -[Tinu] You? Next in line?
Hmm.
Femi,
if you have been responsible,
when your father, Chief Daddy, my own brother, was alive,
you'll be seated there now.
[In Yoruba] What about us?
-[in Yoruba] He's a man. You are ladies. -So?
What about Dammy?
What about Dammy? He isn't actually here!
Why aren't you asking where he is?
He sold you out for football. I'm here trying to sort this out!
-You're talking about responsibility! -[Ajoke in Yoruba] Don't be offended.
-Baby, why are you shouting? -Ah-ah?
-Who's this one? -[indistinct chatter]
Enough! Enough!
Look, don't let's forget who it is that we're fighting.
Okay?
[indistinct chatter]
[Ekanem] What's the meaning of this nonsense?
We're talking about serious things. You're acting like a kid.
Don't worry about it. They're trying to get me vexed.
Man's not even in the mood for this. You get me?
[indistinct grumbling]
[Sandra] So what's Dammy's story?
Nah, he's dead to me, man.
He's done out here. Get me?
But, I'm going to bring this family back.
What are we going to do?
[birds chirping]
Don't worry about it.
Even Laila needs friends.
Yeah.
Thanks, babes. Appreciate it.
[tense instrumental music plays]
[Tinu in Yoruba] So frustrating!
I honestly feel like I'm the only one working--
If you put in half the time you cry and complain into this business,
it won't be like this.
-Exactly! -Oh, really?
You know,
ever since I started business with the two of you,
I have no idea what the color of money is.
I have to Google time and time again just to check what a banknote is.
You know, just in case a customer walks in to purchase something.
Tell me what is the good thing the two of you have done?
So it is our fault that this business is like this?
Oh, of course not!
-It's my fault. -[Teni scoffs]
There is no difference between you two and the furniture in here.
-Eh? -Auntie! Are you okay?
-[sarcastic] Eh! -You're looking for who will beat you.
-Show her! -I'm at home for you.
[in Yoruba] You don't have the guts.
-I'm telling you. -I'll beat you.
-[in Yoruba] No guts. Let me tell you. -Not your fault.
I'm the professional.
-Who are you? -If this business is going anywhere--
-Are you a lawyer? Profession-- -Shut up!
What?
[music stops]
That's the problem! You people don't have customer service!
[in Yoruba] Who's this mad woman?
-Who are you? -Been in this shop not once or twice.
But I'll give you my own candid advice.
[in Yoruba] You either pack up or improve. It's better you go sell smoked fish.
[Tinu] Are you foolish?
-Who's going to sell smoked fish? -[Teni] Sis, it's okay!
I'm so sorry, madam.
It's okay. The customer is always right, even when wrong.
[in Yoruba] She said we should sell fish!
It's okay. Please, okay?
Okay, no problem.
[in Yoruba] Get out of my sight.
[Teni] Hello!
Can I help you?
-Maybe. -Okay.
So, I'm looking for an evening gown.
-Over here. -Okay.
[Teni] Sis.
[Tinu sighs, coughs]
[whispers] Sis, why now? Why?
When last did you have a man?
Hmm?
[somber music plays]
[traffic noise]
[Nike laughs]
Um, excuse me, gentlemen. How can I help you?
[in Yoruba] Take your rubbish away! With your wedding gown!
[melodic instrumental music plays]
[bird chirping]
Pat!
Donatus!
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy Birthday, Lady Kay Lady Kay, Happy Birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to… ♪
Cut that nonsense!
What are my friends supposed to toast me with? Eh?
[Pat chuckles]
Not funny.
I want a…
[Kay blows]
…respectable…
[Kay puffs, coughs]
…birthday!
[whimpers] We have only three days!
Okay.
[Kay puffs]
Madam?
Madam, with what I think you have in mind
this thing will not go any far.
Well, make it go far.
I am not going to celebrate my birthday like a church rat.
Even if--
[emotionally] If things are tight!
[disco-style music plays]
Chop on the left! Chop on the right! Madam Pat, you're welcome.
Thank you.
It's good to see you again. You can see, we have expanded. [laughs]
Yes, I can see.
-This is our headquarters now. [laughs] -Yes!
In a big way! [laughs]
[in Igbo] Take it easy.
So, as I was saying,
we can do a seven-course buffet.
-Yes. -You know?
Home-cooked meals. Cooked with love.
In fact, on that day… [laughs]
On that day…
Look, premium label liquor will flow around.
There's nobody that will say, "Oh, I did not see a drink to drink."
Everybody will know. In fact, you know what?
I don't know. Have you made arrangements for entertainment?
Huh?
-We can handle it. -What?
It's like you need to explain.
Look, there is not much money in this event!
[Donatus] The money is not there.
Look, what she wants to do is to do a very…
[offbeat music plays]
…stylish birthday party.
That would be stylishly cheap.
Cheap.
Please, what is her stylishly budget?
-The stylish budget. -[Donatus] Bring out the budget.
No, it's not that-- It's not as if it's like--
You know those things that normally happen to us.
-[Chuchu] Okay. -[Joro] Let us see this… [laughs]
…stylish--
Eh…
[Joro laughs]
-Chuchu, budget down. -[Chuchu] Hmm?
Coming up, over. 212-444.
-Up or down? -[Joro] Up. Roger that, your nine o'clock.
-Hmm? -[Joro] Your three o'clock.
-[in Igbo] I'm confused. Take a look. -[Chuchu gasps]
[yelps] Hey! Chuchu!
-Don't kill me, man! -I'm sorry.
-You know how big you are! -I'm sorry.
You want to kill me? Look at--
[in Igbo] Want to break me?
Sorry.
[offbeat music plays]
[laughs] I'm sorry, sir.
Money for spring roll and samosa. [laughs]
-[in Igbo] You forgot how expensive it is. -Small chops fried in oil!
That's what the budget--
-[Chuchu and Joro laugh] -Why are you laughing?
♪ Owo lo fin do something o… ♪
[Kay laughs]
Hello, boys. [chuckles]
Happy Birthday, Lady Kay.
How does it feel to be 80?
[Ekanem chuckles]
-You can read, right? -Mm.
I thought the invitation said,
"Adults only."
-[indistinct chatter] -[Ekanem chuckles, sighs]
[Pat gasps, laughs]
How can you be serving champagne in a brandy glass?
[in Yoruba] Thank you for coming!
Thank you so much. I hope you are enjoying yourselves.
Thank you.
[in Yoruba] Thanks for coming.
Thank you so much.
[Kay] Aww. Auntie.
Thank you.
Oluwakemi, why are you pretending?
Both of us know that you don't want me here.
[in Yoruba] You know me, though. I don't care.
Guess what? I don't care.
Open and close.
[in Yoruba] Where are these guys?
[Kay laughs]
Thank you for coming. Thank you.
Happy Birthday.
-Oh, thank you. -[both laughing]
[Remi] This is for you from Tega.
He sends his apologies since he can't make it.
-[Kay squeals] -Imported, of course.
Thank you. [laughs]
You're welcome.
Oh! Hello, Mister Brown.
♪ Man like Famzy ♪
♪ Is that Sandra in the building? ♪
Yes, baby!
♪ Hold tight my Momsie Hold tight my Dad ♪
♪ Obviously, RIP and that ♪
♪ But show goes on, innit ♪
[music plays]
♪ Everywhere I go, man dem know That I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Your girlfriend there wanna say hello Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ You man are still movin' mad ♪
♪ I wish I didn't lose my dad ♪
[Sandra] Yes!
♪ Everywhere I go, man… ♪
-[in Pidgin] Shut it off. -Do no such thing.
Your man hasn't paid a dime since he started the studio session.
How much is it? We'll buy the studio.
[in Pidgin] Shut it off, please.
You guys have no customer care.
You guys are rude and ruthless. I don't--
I don't know what you're saying!
-We're the Beecroft family! -[producer] Party is over.
I'm trying to make you famous.
-Get out of my studio, cheap bastard. -Do you know who we are?
[in Pidgin] He has no money.
You know the connections we have?
We'll arrest you and lock down the studio, okay?
You lot are getting me pissed. Are you nuts, bruv?
-I need my money. -I told them, baby.
[in Pidgin] My money.
I'm trying to make you famous. You're chatting about p's.
You don't have the intellectual capability to understand what I'm about to do!
-Show the views. -I'm about to do wireless.
-Look at that. -[Sandra] Show them the views.
Look at the follower count!
-Look at the views. -Don't come close to me.
Don't push my man like that!
[Femi] Come on, then!
Man now wants to fight!
How much is money?
[offbeat instrumental music plays]
Where is everybody?
[whispers] Come on.
Lady Kay.
[birds chirping]
Church?
Exactly.
[Kay laughs]
Wonderful party, ma'am.
Goodnight.
Thank you.
[somber instrumental music plays]
[Kay sighs]
[Ajoke cackles]
I know that things are not too good for all of us
since my brother passed.
But I never knew it was this bad for you.
Oh!
[in Yoruba] What a pity.
What a pity.
[Kay gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
-[woman] I know. -[Dammy] Don't I know this.
[clears throat] Excuse me?
No, I know them.
-Name, please. -Really?
That's Nina, right? The superstar.
I've seen her billboard. She's kind of wicked.
[woman] Great, open with that.
[mellow music plays]
[Dammy] Is she--
What's she doing here?
-[laughs] Hey, girl. -Nina.
-Mwah. -Mwah.
-[Nina chuckles] -Uh, this is my client.
[sighs] Hi, I'm Dammy.
-Nice to meet you. -Dammy Baggio.
Huge fan.
I have a meeting. So you two, enjoy.
And, uh, the salmon is better than the sole by the way.
But, uh, didn't we have a--
[indistinct chatter]
Sure, have a--
Have a seat.
[Dammy sighs]
[Nina] I love this place.
[rap music plays]
♪ Soft work ♪
♪ Sess, the problem kid ♪
♪ Abinibi, you will know When we enter late ♪
♪ They say we dey show gan It's a damn habit ♪
♪ We no struggle to collect best artist ♪
♪ First class no be Who collect extra sheet ♪
♪ Give ladies ecstasy with our expertise ♪
♪ We calling shots But dem no dey get service ♪
♪ When we comot London… ♪
That's something that moves big time, like an emotion, we need to hit it big.
Do you understand? Now, all other--
Hey, wagwan. [laughs]
Sorry to interrupt you lot,
but um, this is the marketing department, yeah?
[phones ring]
Yeah, obviously. It's written there. [chuckles]
My name is Famzy AKA Femi Beecroft.
AKA heir to the throne of the Beecroft family. You get me?
[chuckles] Um…
Just gonna do a little bit of a presentation for you lot.
Um, don't mean to disturb.
[offbeat music plays]
But, first of all, I just want to say,
great job with the strategy over here. You get me?
Everything is working perfect. But,
there's just a few missing pieces in the puzzle. You get me?
And that's attitude.
Obviously, man like Famzy got that attitude. [chuckles]
Man done a little bit of a company jingle.
Just want to play that for you.
So you lot just let me know what you think, yeah?
[phones ring]
All right. Hey.
Wagwan.
Hey.
♪ It's the Beecroft Industries ♪
♪ Everybody know About the Beecroft Industries ♪
♪ Number one company in the world ♪
♪ You get me? ♪
♪ We got the 'croft newspapers Premium women ♪
♪ The Business Report, then we killed the game with the sports vibe ♪
♪ Economic intelligence ♪
♪ Everybody know About the intellectual capability ♪
♪Of the family You get me? ♪
♪ If you don't know, Then you're dumb, innit ♪
♪ Peace ♪
♪ One ♪
[microphone feedback]
Obviously, man's still working on the lyrics and that,
I can make a few changes if you don't like this one.
Just let me know what you think, yeah?
Mate.
Do you mind if I get a bit of the liquor?
Yeah, I'll get that. Thank you.
Sorry, is that yours?
[offbeat music plays]
You know what, yeah?
You might need a bit of time to think about it.
And that's all right.
Don't want to make business decisions in a hurry. [laughs]
I know about the rules. You get me?
I know about the rules. I'm just gonna--
Just gonna leave my number here.
So if you wanna call me,
just dial that number, yeah?
You can always reach me on that.
My name's Famzy by the way. Just in case you forgot.
Thanks a lot, yeah. Appreciate it.
And see you lot later, yeah?
Peace, innit.
Get me?
[Femi] Uh, well… [coughs]
Beecroft Industries is falling off.
You know that, I know that. We both know that.
But, there's hope.
'Cause I can help this company make all the p's
that the financial economical industries have to offer. You get me?
I've got the right strategies all in here.
Just gonna let me show you.
[percussive music plays]
With this strategy we're gonna get to the top.
All I need is to hook me up with a sick little office here.
With an in-built studio and a white leather couch.
Gotta be white. That's what I like.
And a limited edition luxury vehicle with heated seats.
Um, plus,
a sweet little painting of a big bunda as my assistant.
She got to be chocolate. Don't care for the lighties.
No offense to you. You're beautiful and that.
But just not really my cup of tea.
I mean-- Don't know if you know what I mean.
Do you understand? Okay.
But, yeah--
Out.
[offbeat music plays]
Would you just let me, at least--
Get out.
[Femi] Well, think about it.
In case you change your mind.
I'm only one call away
to explain to you what I mean.
But thanks for your time anyway.
But, yeah. Think about it.
-Get out. -See you later.
[Femi] Don't touch me!
-[woman] You can't go-- -[Femi] Hands off me!
Don't touch me! This is my father's company.
I can go wherever I want! What's with you? Do you want to get banged up? What?
Exactly! That's what I thought.
[somber music plays]
[Femi] Hi.
Hi, Laila. Um…
Look, I know you lost faith in my family
-but-- -Correction.
I never had any.
You've got few seconds left on the clock.
-[Femi] Okay. -What is it?
Thank you. Um…
Look, I feel like the legacy of my father's business
rests on my shoulders and hip.
You get me? So what I'm thinking, yeah.
We could have like a little entertainment section
on the first floor.
The entire floor could be like an entertainment division.
And then, that way, we can keep it young.
We keep it fresh. We keep it hip.
You know? Don't know if you--
What you think about that?
Hmm.
Interesting.
[melodic music plays]
-I like it. -Yeah? [sighs]
[Femi sighs]
[Femi gasps]
I didn't know how you would take it.
I thought, you know,
just give it a shot, you know. [chuckles]
[pen writing]
I'm really happy about that. I'm--
My man. He's one of the HODs on this floor.
-He'll get you into an entry position. -Um…
You'll have access to all the nitty-gritty work of this company.
Laila, look.
I don't even know how to thank you for this, man.
[sighs] I did a lot, you know. I'm not even comfortable in this,
but I just had to make the effort, but I really appreciate this, man.
Thank you so much.
And…
Sorry, I was just going to give you a family hug.
But that's all right. I appreciate this.
Thank you so much for your time.
You know, I'll call you, yeah. Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
Thanks so much, Laila.
[Rap music plays]
♪ Soft work ♪
♪ Sess problem, kid ♪
♪ Ahn abinibi you will know When we enter late ♪
♪ They say we dey show gan It's a dem habit ♪
♪ We no struggle to collect best artist ♪
♪ First class no be Who collect extra sheet ♪
♪ Give ladies ecstasy with our expertise ♪
♪ We calling shots But dem no dey get service ♪
♪ When we comot London… ♪
I promise you, all of you, yeah.
You're done!
[both laughing]
[soft guitar music plays]
Let me finish the story.
I should've offered him dollars. He gave me a red card the second minute.
-That lost the game. Crazy. -[Nina laughs]
One of those things. My first international game.
[phone chimes]
[sighs] I…
I have to make a call back home.
-I have to go. -No, come on. It's early.
-We can go to another spot. Yes? -[Dammy sighs]
Yeah, I would love to, but I…
I have to go.
[sighs] Oh, well.
Yeah.
Well, it was good to meet you anyway.
-It was. Thanks a lot. -Okay.
[Nina chuckles, gasps]
It was good to meet you, too. Yeah?
Have a--
Have a good one.
[Nina sighs]
[Femi] Yo, Mom.
-Mom. -What?
I think I got a way out of this.
It's radio, Mom.
Radio. That's what we're gonna use.
Obviously, there's a bit of people listening.
And I know this really popular DJ on there.
He's got a really big show.
I bet you know where I'm going with this, Mom.
[cryptic instrumental music plays]
Obviously, Mom. I got the intellect from you.
So what can I say? [laughs]
So here's what we're gonna do.
[man] Yes.
That's exactly what I was telling you. A lot of times, people--
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
Good morning!
-Hi, good morning. -Your face looks familiar.
[traffic noise]
Uh, I work here for Laila.
You know that. I was at the takeover meeting.
Was that here?
At your father's company, Beecroft Industries. Yes.
[car horns honking]
[phone vibrates]
Oh.
Oh, my sister. Sorry, I have to take this.
-Um if you're free sometime-- -Yes. Yes!
We could do--
Breakfast?
Lunch? No, dinner is better.
I know a very lovely restaurant.
Romantic candlelight?
I like it.
You'll like it too.
Okay.
[Teni squeals]
[Teni gasps]
[offbeat instrumental music plays]
I believe we have six of this one.
Enough-- Ah-ah!
-Sis, no good morning? -[Teni] Hello, good morning.
[Tinu] Oh.
Are you going somewhere?
We have work to do.
She's not going out.
-Later. -[Tinu] Ah-ah!
-Sis. -Later, later.
Maybe she has a business meeting.
Yeah, right.
Business meeting with a slip dress.
Auntie, shut up and let's count.
[music crescendos]
-There's a lot in here. -[cryptic music plays]
There's some really authentic shit as well.
But you know what to do. Just do your thing.
Put your spin on it. Make her look like--
Like the stupid bastard child
of a nobody that she is.
Here to destroy my husband's legacy.
Daughter of Satan!
Here.
Okay.
So, I've been Laila's right-hand man for say,
I don't know, maybe two or three years now.
[Teni] Mm-hmm.
You work closely, but I hope not too close.
No! Nothing like that.
-Our relationship's strictly professional. -[Teni] Good, good!
I don't talk about the boss.
[Teni sighs]
[soft ambient music plays]
So what is she really doing here?
In Lagos.
At Beecroft Industries.
Hmm. You don't talk about the boss.
[Teni clears throat]
[man clears throat]
So let's talk about you instead.
[clears throat] Um,
or we could talk about your sister.
Tinu. How is she doing?
Why?
Well, um,
I was hoping I could get her number.
She's the younger one, right? Come on.
[Teni snorts]
[Teni eats noisily]
Six thousand,
seven thousand,
eight thousand,
nine thousand, ten thousand,
-eleven thousand-- -You weren't taught to count in your head?
-Ah! Leave me. -[tense music plays]
-Eleven, twelve-- -Believe me, I wish I could.
Sis, what is it now? You've been poking me since morning.
-What's the problem? -Oh, I will tell you.
You have always owned 20% more in this business.
But if you think you have a right to 60% of everything in my life,
you must be dreaming.
[Tinu scoffs]
Fourteen thousand. Thirteen and fourteen.
Fifteen.
-Okay, so what just happened? -[Tinu grunts]
Obviously, her business meeting didn't go well with the dress she wore.
[Tinu mutters]
[in Yoruba] Won't I just begin--
[in Yoruba] Ah, I'm in trouble.
Three, four…
Where are you going?
To look for business partners with some sense.
Does that make sense?
[Tinu scoffs]
[lip smacks] I regret working with you.
[Dammy] What's my day looking like?
Ooh. You got back to back, everything.
Commercial spots
and sit-downs with the new sportswear start-up
about the endorsement deal.
And a Radio Five interview in about two hours.
Yeah, cancel that. I need to facetime with Ada in a bit.
Who?
My fiancee. Stop playing around.
Seriously? Like not in public.
Your brand.
What do you mean? What you saying about my girl?
The maid's daughter? [scoffs]
Nothing. I'm sure she's lovely.
A real Cinderella story. I'm touched.
Snob.
Whatever.
[muffled ringing]
[phone rings loudly]
Hell--
Right. Okay.
Yeah. He'll be there.
Okay, bye. Bye.
[muffled ringing]
[Dammy sighs]
What's the deal?
Dammy Baggio Foundation Charity Match is a go in Lagos.
It's good to be back. Good to be home.
-[reporter 1] Welcome home. -Thank you.
[reporter 1] Are you here to marry your girlfriend?
[Dammy chuckles]
Maybe you're the only one who doesn't know.
I'm here to play at the All-Star Charity Match.
With the other players from the continent.
If you did research, you'd know my foundation is raising money
for the kids in Nigerian schools.
I mean, what are we doing here? We should be talking about good things.
Encouraging kids to follow their dreams. Why gossip?
[reporter 2] You're not getting married? -[Dammy chuckles]
Look, I'm here to promote the game.
If you wanna talk about that, absolutely.
If it's about my personal life, that's boring, if I'm honest.
But most importantly, it's not for today.
[reporter 2] Your date with Artist of the Year, Nina, has gone viral.
Tell us about that kiss.
[reporter 3] I understand the lady that keeps you warm at night
is the daughter of a maid. Is that who you're marrying?
[cameras clicking]
[Dammy sighs]
Uh…
[lip smacks] I don't know where you're getting information.
I'm married to the beautiful game.
It's been a long day. I have to run.
Thanks for coming. I'll see you at the match, okay?
-[reporter 1] What do you think about… -[reporter 2] Dammy!
[reporters clamor indistinctly]
[cameras snap]
[Dammy sighs]
-[in Yoruba] Oh, please. -Auntie A.
Good to see you. How's it going?
-Well, so-so. Like you say, so-so. -You all right?
Where is, um--
Where's everyone? Aren't there usually a million people?
They'll join us soon.
-Got you. -Dinner's ready.
I need to talk to both of you.
You, I mean.
-[Ajoke] So we need to talk. -[laughs] What about?
So, Dammy,
what do you think we should do about this Laila girl?
[Femi] Oh, man. Auntie Ajoke!
I don't mean to be disrespectful,
but why are you asking about this? I told you not to bother.
We got it handled already.
Don't worry about it. Just allow it.
-Look. -[Ajoke grunts]
To be honest, I don't care about Laila, the business or--
Me.
[crickets chirp]
Hmm?
Why would you say that? [laughs]
-Why would I not care about you? -Oh, really?
Or maybe I was at a different event where another Dammy spoke today?
-How about that? -[Dammy sighs]
-Are you mad-- -Excuse me.
-[gasps] Wait, wait. -Baby--
-This one's feisty. Gonna sort that out? -[in Yoruba] You're confusing me.
Honestly.
Famzy, Big Man.
-Hey, what's going on? -[Dammy] What's going on?
-You know. -[Dammy] What happened?
When I left, you were about to be a big star.
Still upcoming? What happened? Is there like a problem?
Up and coming?
Bruv, don't chat to man like that.
-What did I say? -Don't ever chat like that.
I don't care if you're the oldest.
That's condescended. What?
-What do you mean? Know my last single? -How is that--
Up and coming, you know.
No, I'm done with this! No!
-[in Yoruba] Calm down! -I'm not having it, bruv!
-Don't chat to me like that! -What's going on?
[in Yoruba] You've annoyed him terribly.
What did I say?
He's your junior brother. You've annoyed him.
I'm trying to support him. [sighs]
-[in Yoruba] Is that how you show support? -It's fine.
[hip-hop music plays]
[man] What's your name?
Famzy. Check it. It's there.
-Famzy… -Yeah.
Didn't know they had a guest list.
[chuckles] Not tonight, player.
'Cause they put you in a tank top?
-You think-- -It's mine.
Trying to act brand new? Embarrassing man in front of my girl?
Your name is not on this list.
-Acting like you don't know me? -Taiwo.
-He's with me. Let him in. -Ma'am. Okay.
That's what I thought!
What? You think you're bad?
What you gonna do now? That's what I fucking thought.
[male vocalist rapping in Yoruba]
[hip-hop music plays]
Babes, Killer Bee's gonna merk it tonight.
Top five rappers right now. Dead or alive!
I feel you, babe. But you're still my top three.
Aww.
-I love you, baby. [kisses] -I love you, too.
[Femi] Fuck, that's Killer Bee, babes.
He's actually here!
[crowd cheers]
[indistinct chatter]
Yo, Sisi.
I wanna say good looking out.
-Getting me in and all. -That's fine.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
What's wrong?
Nothing. Just thinking about the entire family.
Now, we're done. Finished!
Famzy!
It's not that bad.
It is actually. Think about it.
It's not over yet.
Well, for you, maybe. But for me…
It clearly is.
I'm a king but I haven't got a crown.
Not like my man over there. He’s official.
Do you want to meet Killer Bee?
-What? -Do you want to meet him?
Of course I-- Do you actually know everyone?
Well, no. But everyone knows me.
Come, let's go.
Are you serious?
[Sisi] Hey, darling!
-Hi! -[Bee] Yeah, what's up?
-[Sisi] How you doing? -Drink what you want. It's easy.
-Know what I'm sayin'? -No. We're good.
[Sisi laughs]
I haven't seen you in a minute. What's the word on the street?
-Mm. -My boy here is looking for a way out.
-Looking for a way out of what? -The crowd.
-Right? -Yeah! Yeah, man. Uh…
What's up, son?
Fuck! I can't even believe I'm here, man.
Bruv, nice to meet you.
My name is Famzy. I'm an artist.
-I got one or two tracks. I've got-- -[Sisi] Um, one.
I got a track I put out already, you know.
I'm just trying to get heard.
I'm your biggest fan, bruv. I promise you.
It's so nice to meet you, man.
You're like my idol, bruv.
Oh, man.
Wipe my face, baby.
[Femi] I mean, I just wanted to ask that--
How do you get from down here to up there?
Hmm.
Let me holla at you, son.
See me, I cashed my chips and I went to Dubai.
There's a man out there.
Deep pockets. Arab.
Sandman. You know what I'm saying?
Feel me?
He invested in me. Boom, here I is. Know what I'm sayin'?
You feel, me? Dubai, man.
-Dubai? -Boom!
[birds chirping]
[upbeat instrumental music plays]
[music crescendos]
[Femi yelps]
What the fuck, man?
You left me.
[Femi] What?
At the club.
You went into the VIP with Sisi.
And I couldn't even get in.
Babe, VIP wasn't even that lit, anyway.
-You didn't miss nothing. -No?
Yeah, it wasn't even that lit.
[muffled audio plays]
Oh, babe.
You know, there's always girls around me.
[Femi] Oh, man!
Sandra!
Baby! [crying]
I got your back. Not her. Not any other of those girls.
I know. You know I love you,
but man's not built for this violence ting.
I don't do the violence ting. You get me?
You know you could go to prison for domestical violence?
So it's not all right, man.
[Kay] Femi.
[Femi] You're lucky my mom's calling me, you know.
The Beecroft family is broke y'all.
Now, not rich people broke.
But down to your last Naira, in the streets broke.
They’ve been living a lie and sold us a lie.
Chief Akinwale made billions and they lost.
[somber instrumental music plays]
You vouched for her.
You convinced me. Oluwafemi!
Mom, don't worry about this one.
She's dead.
You get me? She's done out here, Mom.
No one's watching it. The least of our problems.
Don't worry about it.
[phone chimes]
-[Ireti laughs] This family is scandalous. -What?
It's nothing. Don't worry.
What if you thought you were wife number one?
-Don't worry about it? -And discovered you were…
Number three?
[laughs] Oh, come on!
And what about if you thought you were a, um,
big superstar rap artist?
A no-flow, no-hit-having rap artist
that nobody cares about?
Come on. This family is starting to look like a bad joke.
[offbeat instrumental music plays]
[Femi] This one is dead as well.
No one is really checking them out.
-You ain't gotta worry. -How many views?
[Femi] On this one?
Tell me.
It's two million, Mom.
[Kay] Yeah!
Mom, look on the bright side.
These lot are chatting a bit of shit, no one's listening to them or watching.
They're talking to themselves.
Matter of fact, I went out last night, and I saw the future.
Mom, I saw our future. It's beautiful!
We're gonna get this shmoney!
Hey… Hey!
I promise you. You'll love this.
[indistinct crowd chatter]
[crowd cheering]
[Dammy] Time to go. Leave me alone.
What are you doing? What are you-- Come on. [grunts]
[Dammy groans]
Goddamn. [winces]
[Dammy pants]
Team, guys!
Hi.
It's this one.
-Easy. -This one.
[indistinct crowd noise]
So should we order a bottle of bubbly?
And what are we celebrating?
Us, meeting.
[soft music plays]
Aren't you and my sister together?
Well, I only saw her so that I could see you.
I'm sorry, you're just moving your mouth. I can't hear you.
I got your number from her.
Hmm.
I thought they said you lawyers are smart.
-Why? -[Tinu scoffs]
Can't you see that my sister likes you?
Huh?
Can't you see?
Listen, my sister is a very good woman
with a positive fire in her.
What you do
will put out the positive flame and make my sister hate me.
[in Yoruba] Wait. Are you a child? Huh?
Don't you have any sense?
Why you acting like a primary school child?
Can't you read between the lines? She likes you! [scoffs]
Why am I even being nice?
Stop acting like a dog.
[Tinu scoffs]
[clapping]
-Dammy, it's time. -[crowd chanting]
Fans scream your name.
Okay, just give me a second. Let me just make sure of my routine.
I'll be right there, okay. Okay, one second.
-See you out there. -Yeah, I got this.
Shut the door, please.
[dramatic music plays]
[Dammy groans painfully]
[somber instrumental music plays]
[phone swooshes]
Mom, what the hell are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
I told you I got this. We spoke about this.
-Got what? You got nothing. -[offbeat music plays]
You're good for nothing!
Just mouth. Empty barrel.
That's English.
[in Yoruba] That's your cup of tea.
Am I the only one who thinks that Ireti is running wild?
You're not.
My daughter is just doing her job, if you don't mind.
-[Teni] Her job is insulting us? -Ask her.
I think we should just sue her.
What do you think we're doing here?
We are suing for defamation
against that silly DJ and your shameful daughter.
Look behind you. Now, that's a dummy, right there you raised.
She's a Harvard-trained psychologist, excuse you.
[Kay laughs] What a waste of money.
We'll sue her!
-That's it. -Yes!
Honestly, this is the reason I am here?
-I can't wait for the lawyer to arrive. -[groans]
I wanna know where you're going with this.
[in Pidgin] Please!
[Femi] You all need to chill.
You all need to calm down right now.
[in Yoruba] Who are you telling to chill? Keep quiet!
Chill for what?
You promised you're going to deal with Laila.
-Yes. -[Ajoke] But look at what you've done.
Moving us from frying pan to fire.
-That's not a problem. Let him speak. -Whatever!
[in Pidgin] Who is this skinny one?
Walking dental floss.
Calm down.
She's with me. That's a little bit-- Don't worry about it.
-That's my girl. -[Tinu] Shut up!
[Nike] Who cares?
-[Femi] She's with me. -[in Pidgin] She should know her place.
-That's my girl. You lot need to relax. -[Teni scoffs]
-I've got a big plan. All right? -Mm-hmm.
It's a big plan, it's involving a lot of p's.
-Big money! -[muttering]
There's a meeting in Dubai.
All I need to do is go there, meet him and get him to back me.
All right? Once my album drops,
I'll go on tour.
All the proceeds from that, we're gonna gather it
and buy back what's ours. What's my fathers'.
-So this is the big plan you have? -[Tinu scoffs]
Auntie Ajoke, have faith in me.
All I need is a bit of cash for miskellenous.
It's miscellaneous! Not "miskellenous."
Whatever. You know what I mean.
They're suing my daughter? [laughs]
Apologies, apologies
for being late.
Lady Kay called to inform me that
the family wants to sue the radio DJ and Ireti Williams.
-Yes! -For defamation?
Please, everyone, calm down.
No one is suing anyone today.
-[Teni] Why? -[Kay] Why not?
Best defense in a case like this is no defense.
And please don't add any more fuel to this fire.
-We'll change lawyers! We want Tega! -Go and get your husband!
[Tinu] We will change this lawyer!
-Let's call Tega. -Yes!
Go call your husband!
[somber music plays]
Um, Dammy.
-Of course, let her in. -[Adaora sighs]
-Wow. -[Dammy sighs] Hi, baby.
Babe, come on.
Don't call me that.
[chuckles] Are you serious? I can't call you baby anymore?
Why didn't you say this at the press conference?
Are you ashamed of me?
Ada, come on. Be serious.
[Dammy winces]
Why would I be ashamed of you? How could I?
[Adaora scoffs]
Look, babe, this…
this whole celebrity,
media personality, whatever.
That life is not as simple as you--
-[whispers] Wow. -Fine, that's crap.
Okay, look.
The truth is, I let the wrong person get into my head.
Francis seems to think it's better for me.
Better for my brand, I guess.
If I live the whole Dammy Baggio life.
Eligible sports bachelor,
running around, doing crazy things instead of Dammy Loremenzo,
which is who I am.
Oh, okay. So it was your agent that convinced you to kiss that R&B star?
First of all, there was no kiss.
Okay? It was like a peck.
-Nothing happened. -Dammy! Oh my god.
-[Dammy] I'm serious. -I'm not gonna marry a liar.
I'm--
I'm yours.
[soft music plays]
Okay? I promise you that.
♪ Your girlfriend's nice ♪
♪ I bet she likes me Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
-Oi! -Hey!
What are you doing here?
Oh, nothing. Just doing me.
-You're interrupting my session. -[Sisi] I'm sorry.
So I've been thinking.
Well, that's a new development.
Don't do a lot of that. What are you thinking about?
Yeah. See, let's give this a chance
and set this world on fire.
[Femi chuckles]
-Are you still drunk? -Oh, no.
Never been more clear.
I will take us to Dubai.
[Femi laughs]
Seriously?
Yeah, I'll bring in the cash. You just
step up with your music.
Look, yeah…
Don't come in here trying to take man for a dickhead.
I'm not a mug, you know?
What do you really want?
Mm.
Meet your new manager.
Um… Excuse me, ladies.
I think we should put this dress on display. Just came from Marseilles.
The color of the season.
It may be a bit pricey, but it'll attract the right clientele.
Can we afford that?
Oh, so now you care about the shop?
Sis, calm down now.
Ten pieces.
[Tinu] I know why you're off with me.
Sonny. Hmm?
[Tinu] Sonny's here.
Ah, Mr. Lawyer!
You're here for my sister, right?
I find that very insulting. Let me just tell you.
I will not sit here and take that from you!
I'm here for you.
What do you want?
Uh, we could start with dinner.
Well, you said you wanted her.
I did. But she made me realize
that what I'm looking for is right in front of me.
[romantic instrumental music plays]
Wait, where are we going to?
There is a nice little place. The chef wins awards.
Ladies, you don't mind if I--
Go, Sis. Have fun.
Go with God.
-No! -Yes!
[Tinu laughs]
Bye!
This is why we're not making any money.
You guys wear the most expensive things in the shop!
Auntie, please come and sit. Let's count the fabric.
[in Yoruba] Come and sit. There's money to be made!
Okay, so we want something low-key, you know. Just simple.
Something that will be like an experience for everyone.
-We can do it. -[Joro] Yes!
That one is small, now.
-No. We will give you anything. -We've seen it.
But, Madam Pat.
[Joro and Chuchu laugh]
They say, "Somebody that asks questions, he will not lost." [laughs]
-May we not lost. [laughs] -May we not. [laughs]
Um, Madam Pat, I say, let me ask.
Um…
This budget now, is it
a Lady Kay budget or--
Da-da-da! Da-da-da-dammy!
-Baggio! -[Pat laughs]
-Who's Ronaldo? -Nobody!
-[Joro] Who's Messi? Who's Ronaldo? -He's a mess! Nobody!
[Joro] What about Baggio? [laughs]
Dammy budget. Whatever budget you want. Just feel free.
[Joro and Chuchu laugh]
Whatever you want!
[in Igbo] Did you hear that?
[softly] We can't use somebody else? Why do we have to use these guys?
[Joro and Chuchu mutter]
[Joro] You know what will happen? Yes.
-We'll go with this. In fact-- -There's one light we have from abroad.
[in Igbo] It will shine everywhere!
-Very bright. -[Chuchu] Everywhere shine!
But…
-[laughs] Madam Pat, we'll do this. -[Chuchu] Madam Pat, suggest one…
-[Joro] We'll take it. Keep it discreet. -Discreet.
[Joro] Discreet.
-Discreet? -Yes, discreet.
What does that mean again?
-[laughs] It's something that's discreet. -[Chuchu] Discreet, ma'am.
[Joro laughs]
That is how it works, you know?
[Dammy] Okay, just--
Let me explain.
Don’t you dare tell me that this is not what it looks like.
Do not insult me. This is what it looks like.
Give me a second to explain.
It's not what-- It really isn't, I prom--
[Pat exclaims]
Come!
[Dammy] Babe.
[offbeat music plays]
Is it diamond that she throw away like that?
-Diamond! -Diamond ring!
This is not that type of diamond, that girl--
-[in Igbo] What's her name? -Rihanna.
Shine bright like diamond!
That's it, now!
[both] Hey!
I'm so excited about Dubai.
Maybe we'll meet Cardi B on the beach.
And she'll give us one mad-ass deal. And it's KO.
I'm gonna pack two suitcases.
-I'm going shopping! -Listen.
-Famzy! -Sandra, listen to me, man!
-I'm trying to tell you something. -What?
Listen to me.
Look, there's a bit of bad news.
What's the bad news?
[distant traffic noise]
I haven't got enough money for three.
Myself and Sisi can barely get there.
I'm not able to take you with me.
What? So, wait.
There's not enough money,
and you and Sisi are just going to fly off.
And share the same bed, right Famzy?
-You know it's business-- -Shady business.
-It's not like that. -Shady business, Famzy!
Please, I'm trying to get my money.
-You know this. -No!
It's business. You know about it. I'm just going to go there--
[cries] You hate me.
[Femi] Why would I do that? I'll take you everywhere.
No, Famzy! Shady business.
Know what? Just buy me Balmain bags, perfumes--
I'm gonna send you a message of everything I need. [gasps]
-Go away! -Sandra!
[Sandra sobs]
[Femi] I warned you about the violence ting.
-[Sandra] Stay away! -Why you acting like I don't love you?
[Femi] I love you. What you doing?
Whatever, man!
You'll come back anyway.
Babes?
You really gonna walk off like that?
[lively instrumental music plays]
[Sisi] Ah! Finally.
Dubai.
Whoo!
-Aw, man. -Ah!
-So hot. -Hot.
Okay, let me see if we could get a taxi.
[muffled traffic noise]
Oh, man.
I can't believe we're here.
[upbeat music plays]
Hey! My Naija people!
[in Pidgin] Sorry, it is not allowed to make noise around here.
[man sings a Nigerian song]
-Welcome to Dubai, bro. -You're from Naij?
[in Pidgin] I am a Nigerian, I recognized you guys, as soon as I saw you.
That's why I came to you.
-What's your name? -My name is Omar. Yours?
-Famzy. -Famzy? And you?
-I'm Sisi. -Oh, Sisi? I love that name.
-We're trying to get a taxi. -Taxi?
-Yeah. -I'm taxi!
Don't worry. I got you.
I have a fine car. You understand?
There's nothing you need in Dubai I don't have. Huh?
-Follow me. Let's go. -Wait, where's your car?
My car is down there. Not far. Fine car.
Don't worry. I got you.
-Okay. -I got you.
-Yeah! Focus, focus… -Yeah.
[in Pidgin] I'm happy when I see my people.
Anything you want, I got you. [laughs]
[in Pidgin] I have a fine car. Don't think that I'm joking.
Bro! Hello!
[in Pidgin] Where are you guys going? My car is here. Where are you going?
See, my car is here, bro.
-Is that you, bruv? -Yeah!
Why is it pink, though?
Because it's unisex.
-Uni-what? -Unisex.
Omar… [laughs]
[in Pidgin] Nobody has this type of car in Dubai.
I am a very popular guy in this city.
Don't worry. I got you. Come on!
[Sisi] No.
[in Pidgin] Everyone knows me in Dubai.
Enter. Feel free.
-[Sisi] Okay. -Sit anywhere. Sleep.
[Dammy] Babe, at least try it.
Okay?
Please?
I mean, I had it brought in.
[distant traffic noise]
-It's okay. -It's okay?
Babe, they probably made like 12 of these bottles worldwide.
-Supposed to be the best. -Doesn't make things right.
[melodic music plays]
I know. Okay, I'm not--
It's not supposed to make it right. I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
Okay, babe? I messed up. I know it.
I shouldn't have let myself get put in that situation and…
What can I say? I'm sorry.
I looked like a fool, Dammy.
And not just in front of your family. But in front of millions of people. I--
I know.
It won't happen again. I promise.
Come on, baby.
Look, I'm sorry.
Yeah?
I haven't had a kiss in days.
-Can I have a kiss? -No.
-Come on, baby. -No.
Come on.
-I'll do that thing you like. -What's that?
[both chuckling]
No, seriously. There she is.
[Adaora laughs]
[hip-hop music plays]
♪ Kolework ♪
♪ Omoge kolework Call me koker ♪
♪ Kolework ♪
♪ Baby kolework ♪
♪ Kolework ♪
♪ Omoge kolework ♪
♪ Kolework ♪
♪ Shu shuperu ♪
♪ Warri Warri do ♪
♪ Someone cannot play with you ♪
[lively instrumental music plays]
[Teni squeals] Sonny.
[laughs] Go on, say it. Don't lie.
You miss me, don't you? Admit it.
[in Yoruba] Come on, Sis. End the call, let us discuss business.
Let's talk about the investor that made an offer concerning the shop, huh?
We were supposed to send the proposal.
Shh!
Okay, baby. I'll talk to you later. It's nothing. It's just the shop.
[Tinu] Hey!
It's nothing. I'm nothing. The shop is nothing.
You know what I mean.
[Tinu] What do you mean? I don't know what you mean anymore.
Are you in or out? I keep running everything myself!
And you're doing a wonderful job. Look, customers everywhere.
Really? Everything coming outta your mouth is no longer cooperating with your head.
[in Yoruba] Are you jealous? At least I got a man.
Tall, dark, handsome.
Check, check, check. Mic drop!
Oh.
Very good.
Now, Sis, it's time to choose.
[in Yoruba] Meaning?
Him or us? What's the deal?
Between me being happy and you?
Oh!
Now, I know the answer.
Yes, I know the answer now.
Ah-ah! Ah-ah!
[Tinu] Have it!
[Tinu hisses, scoffs]
[Teni scoffs]
[clears throat] Trouble in paradise?
[melodic instrumental music plays]
[liquid pouring]
Hmm.
Famzy.
I told you. No unnecessary spending.
-Yeah, I get you. -Uh-huh.
[phone vibrating]
Hello.
-Hey, what you saying, baby? -[Sisi] Bitch!
That Ireti girl is a mad girl.
-I'm on the phone. -Look at what she's saying.
-I'm on the phone. -So?
[Sandra] Who's that?
It's just Sisi Ice-cream.
[Sandra] You're in the same room?
Yeah, but I told you already.
-[Sandra scoffs] Remember my shopping. -[Femi sighs]
Hello?
[Famzy sighs]
You have a grade three hamstring injury.
Pretty common in football.
I suggest you sit out the season.
-Can I get a moment alone, please? -Sure.
[somber instrumental music plays]
[muffled ringing]
[Dammy] Hey, Frankie.
Dammy, love. I got your message.
I knew you were talking shite when I saw the press conference.
Man, told you that Cinderella story wouldn't hold up.
Just forget that cock and bull. Nina has been asking about you.
[Dammy] Can you just shut up for a second?
What's going on?
[Dammy] I'm hurt.
Like,
pretty badly.
[Fankie] I knew it. I--
I told you!
Why did you go back to that shithole when you've got it so good here?
Very nice. I'm guessing that Don is your client now.
-What are you on about? -[Frankie] Look, hey.
I love Africa. Okay?
I did safari. I sat through The Lion King, you know.
But let's not lie.
As our man said, Nigeria is fantastically corrupt.
Was he wrong?
Frankie, let me leave you. I can tell this isn't a good time.
-Okay? I'll call you later. -[Frankie] Wait, wait!
So where are we?
I mean, I always bounce back, okay?
I just need some time. That's all.
Is your body saying the same?
Look, let me leave you, okay?
I'm guessing you have a cultural sensitivity class to get to.
You definitely need one. Alright, I'll call you later.
[fast-tempo instrumental music plays]
♪ Three minus one plus three plus three ♪
♪ O calculate 24 divided by three ♪
♪ Simple arithmetic That is the figure eight ♪
♪ Je ka conversate ♪
♪ Sh'ori bimo shey fresh pelu agbada ♪
♪ Wey the gator sharp krakra ka ♪
♪ Everythin' sha pra pra pra Dj bring it back dapada… ♪
[Omar] Brenda!
Brenda!
Hey!
Brenda! Brenda, please.
What is it, Omar? What do you want?
I have nothing to say to you.
[Omar pants]
You said you want to talk. Okay, talk.
Brenda, calm down. I'm a driver, not Usain Bolt. [gasps]
Come on.
You stopped taking my calls.
I thought we had something. No?
For a while. But you're always working. And you know, I don't do waiting.
[scoffs] Come on. We know-- We both know that's not the case.
[Brenda] What do you mean?
[birds chirp]
-I think that's his girlfriend. -Yeah, I think so as well.
So, he had more to offer than just dreams and talk?
[Brenda sighs]
What?
Brenda, I work 24 hours.
I work everyday to provide for you.
-So I can give you what you want. -This guy's a bit weird.
Look, Omar, you are cute in your own way.
We had fun.
You make me laugh and all.
But I don't see you going anywhere.
Other than up and down the road in your little car.
[scoffs] I'll see you, okay?
Little car?
You call my own car little car?
Ah!
Come, let me show you!
Let me show you my real car. The big car!
Come, let me show you the big-- my big car!
My own car, little car!
[Omar groans]
[Omar screams]
-Is my man nuts? -I told you this guy is nuts. He's mad.
[Sisi] He's-- He has left us!
[Femi] Oi, wait!
[hip-hop music plays]
♪ Will Will Will Willis giddem… ♪
Hello. Hello!
[Omar speaks Arabic]
Please, let me explain. Please.
I just park here. My ex-girlfriend-- Please!
[squeals] Please!
-Oi! Where are you going? -Wait, wait! Wait!
[Teni and Tinu laugh]
[in Pidgin] Come on, what's the matter? You should be dancing!
Ah-ah!
Something doesn't feel right. I--
I feel like we just signed our lives away.
[in Pidgin] Why are you always negative?
-[in Pidgin] You love being sad for fun. -[in Yoruba] I was wondering as well.
Aren't you worried about where the money's coming from?
-[in Pidgin] What? -Money is money.
-[in Yoruba] Right? [laughs] -Right.
♪ Hurry, hurry ♪
Let's think this through.
-Thank you very much. -[Teni and Tinu squeal]
-Sis, Dubai! -We'll go to Morocco first.
Uh-uh. Sis, Dubai.
-[Teni] They got jewelry too. -[Tinu] We gotta buy it!
[in Yoruba] Tinu, the boss!
The tenacious Teni.
♪ Tenacious ♪
-Slo-mo. -[Tinu grunts]
[Tinu sighs]
Wait, what are you doing here?
[Tinu exclaims]
-[Nike] Wait! -I own the place.
You're the buyer?
[hip-hop music plays]
-Ha! -[Nike] Oh, wow!
So I should be asking. Why are you still here?
[Tinu groans]
-[Teni in Yoruba] Hey! Look! Hey! -[Tinu] Get out my way.
Oh, boy!
[in Yoruba] It was too good to be true.
♪ Sunata shige shige… ♪
Mm-hmm.
[in Yoruba] Oh my God.
What have we done?
This small girl from nowhere,
determined to turn us all into beggars.
Now, we all work together
or keep fighting amongst ourselves and lose everything!
[Teni scoffs]
[Nike sighs]
-[Kay] Am I alone here? -[groans]
[in Yoruba] Come here.
When you were eating my late brother's money
all alone.
[in Yoruba] When everything was rosy, you didn't know we existed.
You treated us like strangers. Now, you want us to work with you?
[in Yoruba] You're not serious.
[Ajoke scoffs]
Well,
we all made mistakes in the past.
[in Yoruba] Hmm? You and who?
And, I made plenty of them.
-Oh, better. -Mm-hmm.
[offbeat music plays]
And someone's daughter is still making enough
to make sure she sinks us all.
I hope you're not talking about my daughter.
[Kay] You know I'm talking about your daughter.
Did you see her show last night?
Look,
I know it wasn't my best work.
But the next episode?
-[Kay shrieks] -Now, that's--
Don't touch my daughter!
Don't go after my daughter, Kemi!
Don't go after my daughter.
[Ajoke scoffs]
-Oh. -[Ekanem lip smacks, groans]
[Kay] Where are you going?
[Ekanem grunts]
What should we sit and do?
[Nike] While Laila is buying the whole of Lagos,
we're still sitting here broke.
Well, I guess she has paid you off enough
so that you will not die out of hunger.
She only paid us to pay the debts.
That's all. We're still going to die of hunger.
-[in Yoruba] It's your family that'll die. -It's your own cursed family.
[Ajoke] Stop insulting each other.
[Kay grunts]
You know how much money we've wasted just driving around this town?
-I'm trying to help. -Help? How?
Hi, how are you? I need to show you something.
[in Pidgin] Please, don't disturb us with all these documents.
I know you're tired. You'll sleep. But I need to show you this.
-Thank you. -What's this now?
Don't give someone paper.
What's that?
Are you sure about the number of zeros here?
Yes, madam, sure.
What's this bill for?
That's for damages.
-I'm sorry. -Damages?
Yes.
Thank you so much.
What damages?
Well, at least we're living the life.
We're on tour.
It's what rappers do on tour.
They cause a bit of damage in the hotel room.
[hip-hop music plays]
♪ Hayayaya ♪
♪ Holololo ♪
♪ Wàhálà be like bicycle ♪
[music stops]
You're not innocent yourself.
Exactly. All of that champagne.
-Who's gonna pay for it? -Don't know what you're talking about.
♪ Hoyoyoyo ♪
♪ Halalala ♪
♪ Ha yaya ♪
♪ Hoyoyoyo ♪
♪ Ok ♪
♪ Chop am like palliative Holololo ♪
Look, just have it as--
This tour is officially over.
Give me these glasses. I will sell this thing.
What are you doing?
You're moving a bit mad, you know?
What's wrong with you, Sisi?
[lip smacks] Null it, man.
[muffled traffic noise]
-Where are we going? -Airport, please.
We are broke.
Broke?
-[in Pidgin] What did you buy? -We're finished.
We're done out here. Let's just go, man.
[Omar sniffs]
Okay, you know what? Let me take you somewhere.
Hmm?
Trust me. Trust--
When we get there and you're not satisfied,
trust me, you can leave.
-These your adventures. -Bro.
I got you.
-Guy has started again. -I got-- [whistles]
[in Pidgin] Let us go. I'm talking too much. [grunts]
Wow.
[muffled traffic noise]
[Femi] Honestly, this is so sick.
Fuck! I can't believe I'm-- [gasps]
This is so sick.
No, man. I can't even believe I'm here.
Come on, guys. I told you.
Do you still want to go?
[in Pidgin] You wanna go?
Come on, let's go!
[in Pidgin] Let's go.
I tell you. Ah-ah!
Close your mouth.
For see.
If you can forget about home, stick out a bit longer,
believe Famzy could fill up this place in one night.
[Sisi chuckles]
[Femi yells]
[crowd cheers]
Big Money Famzy in the building!
-Make some noise! -[Omar yells]
You know what, yeah? I wanna stay.
-I'm gonna fucking stay. -Yes!
-Sisi, I'm gonna stay. -Wait!
-No! No, no. -I mean it. I wanna stay.
Famzy.
Dreams are one thing. But let's be real here.
Where are we going to sleep?
[scoffs] Wait. So you think I'll allow my countrymen to sleep outside?
In Dubai?
Come on! This is my hometown. Know what? Let's go.
Follow me.
[hip-hop music plays]
[Omar] Yes! Welcome to my crib, guys.
Oh, okay.
Don't worry, I'll hold your bag.
-Don't worry. Welcome. -Thanks. Appreciate it.
-Wow. -Ade!
[Femi] What's up? Famzy.
-Hey! Emeka. -Nice to meet you.
[in Pidgin] You're the man.
[Ade] Welcome.
[laughs] Don't worry. I'll get it.
How you doing, bruv? Alright?
My name's Famzy.
These are my guys from Africa.
-Famzi. Nice to meet you, Ade. -Hi, Sisi. Hi. Sisi.
[indistinct greetings]
So feel at home, okay? I'm coming.
-Okay. -Man, that's a lot of food.
[wincing] Ah…
Give me the phone.
-[phone vibrates] -[Dammy winces, gasps]
-Hold on. [sighs] -Take it easy, right there.
Famzy, what's up?
[Femi] How you feeling, man? How's the leg?
You didn't call about my leg. What's up?
Honestly, man.
Look, we're struggling out here.
We can't find the investor that Killer Bee's been going on about.
-We're tapped out. -What do you want me to do?
Bruv, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna need your help.
Dammy, honestly. I promise, we really need help.
I'm not just doing this for me. But for the family.
-It's a Beecroft thing, bruv. -I'll, uh…
I'll call you back.
Thank you so much. Appreciate that.
All right, bruv. Thanks, man.
Welcome, guys. And today on the "What If" blog
we're going to be asking ourselves
what if your do-gooder football superstar boyfriend
is two-timing you in front of the whole world?
Morning, guys.
[knife chopping]
Uh…
Madam Pat, is it okay if I speak to Adaora?
Please?
[Adaora chops]
[Dammy] Good morning.
[Dammy sighs]
[Dammy grunts]
Hey. You're okay, babe?
Look.
I know you're mad, okay?
And I get it, but we need to talk.
With everything going on, we'll never have a moment.
-Just me and you. -And?
And…
I'm thinking, what if we just go away.
Somewhere far, like…
Dubai.
-Huh? -Is this about Famzy?
Yes and no.
It's about everything. It's about us.
-We need this. -No.
-No? -No.
Us changing location won't change the fact that you want the fame more than me.
[sighs] Babe, come on.
Babe?
[Dammy grunts]
[door bell rings]
Uh…
Hi.
[Tinu] Just, "Hi?"
Hmm?
[melodic instrumental music plays]
[birds chirping]
[Sonny chuckles]
[laughs] Hmm.
[Sonny lip smacks]
What can I offer you?
[birds chirping]
What do you young ones say?
Men are trash.
They are idiots.
But it's up to us to train them.
I don't like what he did.
But I've seen the way he looks at you.
It's love.
[soft instrumental music plays]
[Pat sighs]
Don't take it lightly.
Don't throw it away.
When you got a chance at happiness,
grab it with your two hands.
Don't let it go.
I've said my own.
[fast-tempo instrumental music plays]
[door bell chimes]
[Adaora] Is this it?
[Dammy] I'm not sure.
-That's the address he sent you? -Yeah.
-[Omar] Hello. -[Dammy] Hi.
Uh…
Is this right? Famzy asked to meet here.
-Are we at the right place? -Famzy?
-Yes, Famzy. -Famzy.
-[Femi] Those are my people. -Hey, what's good, bro?
[Femi] Sandra!
-Thought you wondered. Baby! [giggles] -Babes, what are you doing here?
-It's hard with these people. Thank you. -Please come in.
[Sandra squeals]
-How you doing? Dammy. -[Ade] Efe! Emeka!
[Emeka] Oh my God!
[Ade] It's him. He's a legend. Guys, take a picture.
Wait! Dammy Baggio.
[Omar in Pidgin] I said it!
I know Dammy Baggio! Dammy who plays for Royal Manchester!
Dammy! Talented guy, I tell you.
[fast-tempo instrumental music plays]
[Dammy] Bro, you can't--
How's that even possible?
Okay. Give me a second.
Let me call you back.
Yo, Famzy. We gotta talk.
Famz.
[birds chirping]
-What's going on, bruv? -We gotta talk.
What's going on?
[chuckles] Whoever asked you to come here, must have been joking.
There's no investor, there's no star-maker out here.
[scoffs] Whatcha mean there's no investor? We met Killer Bee.
He told me he met the guy. That's how he blew up.
So what are you on about, bro?
[snorts] How he makes money isn't from music
because he's a full-time scammer.
Basically, so…
There is no sheikh, there's no investor-- I don't know what we're doing out here.
That can't even be because Omar knows the guy.
Om--
[Femi] Yeah.
Omar's gonna take us to the guy. He said. He knows the guy.
Omar seems like a nice guy, but he must've lied.
I'm telling you there is--
Killer Bee is a full-time fraudster.
He does it for a living. He doesn't make money from music.
He must be like a fraudster or something.
Hey!
Famz?
-Famz! -[Sandra] What happened?
It turns out--
-Just come on. -[Femi] Omar!
-This guy's been lying. -Famzy.
-Lying about what? -Omar, tell me why my brother said
there's no fucking investor?
-Is that true? -Is that some sort of joke?
-[Sisi] Is… -Actually…
I can explain.
[Femi] Fucking hell, man!
-[Dammy] Hey, Famzy. -[Omar] I'm sorry, guys.
I was desperate. I didn't know what to tell you.
-[in Pidgin] I'm a Nigerian guy. -You know what? Just go! Go!
-I'm part of the family. -What family?
To think I was actually liking you!
-Just go. Leave. -[Femi] This guy's ruined my life.
What am I gonna do?
[Dammy] Calm down. We'll figure it out.
-No, I'm gonna-- -[Sandra] No, no!
-Hey! -[Femi] What's he saying?
What's he saying?
Exactly. Hey, man--
Sisi, you know how much time and effort we put into this trip.
-I know. -You know we've been doing?
I can't take this, man.
[Omar] Guys.
Trust me. I have an idea.
-[Femi] Shut up, man! -I told you to leave.
I have an idea. Trust me, trust me.
[Adaora] Wait, let me see that.
See, I know this club guy.
-He can give Famzy a chance-- -[Femi] Don't call my name!
Famzy, calm down.
[Omar] It's a start.
Guys. This might actually work.
Let me see.
A talent show?
Famzy. It's an open mic.
-[Sandra laughs] -And we are in Dubai.
It's a new audience.
-I think you should do it. It's good. -[Femi] Open mic?
Want me to do a fucking talent show?
-[Sisi] Yeah. -You want me to do open mic?
I'm a fucking established act. I'm not gonna do fucking open mic!
Famz, calm down. We'll figure it out.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
-[Sonny and Tinu laugh] -Hey! Yes!
I can see you people are having a great time! [laughs]
-Sis. -Yes?
-But you said you're-- -And you couldn't say no.
-[sighs] I'm sorry. He preferred me. I-- -Uh-huh.
I'm sorry.
Sorry you got caught!
I mean you just can't stand to see me have something.
Anything, of my own. Abi?
Let me speak the truth.
I was angry. A little jealous.
-Ladies. [sighs] -[soft jazz plays]
There's enough of me to go around.
[sisters] Huh?
Sonny's got enough of love to give.
What?
-Sisters should share. -[mocks] Sisters should share.
Plus,
polygamy is part of our culture, so…
-Oh, you want to share us? -Oh, absolutely.
Okay.
You're very…
[in Yoruba] Fool! Look at his big head!
-Overripe coconut head. -[Teni] Goat head.
[Tinu] Idiot.
I had a vision for, like, a whole entertainment division
at Beecroft Industries, but…
Laila, I don't know what she's about, but she wasn't even feeling it.
-[sighs] Just frustrated. -That's what you wanna do?
Yeah, man. I had the entire thing planned out.
[birds singing]
All right, look.
I gotta be honest, man. My…
my injury.
It's a lot more serious than I let on.
I may not have much of a career after this.
It's got me thinking about the future.
Life after football.
I might get into sports management myself.
Hmm.
Sports management? You know?
Sports and entertainment.
That could be like a nice little marriage, you know?
Have you ever thought about it? That could be a nice little mixture.
-What? Like me and you? -Yeah.
-At Beecroft? -Yeah.
Just I don't know how we're going to get around Laila.
That's the only thing now.
It's a big stumbling block.
[melodic music plays]
You know what?
Leave that to me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
If I can survive playing at Royal FC, pretty sure I can survive Laila.
Well, that's fair enough. [laughs]
No worries. I'll make it happen.
-Yeah? -Make your dreams come true.
I trust you. I trust you, my bruv.
Come here.
[Sandra] Thank you.
[Sisi] Thank you!
-[sighs] Hey. Just-- -[Adaora] Hey.
One second, please.
When I said you guys could max out the credit card, I didn't think you were--
I'm joking, okay. I hope you guys had fun.
Come here.
Let me hold that for you, please.
[soft music plays]
Look, babe.
I'm sorry.
I said it a couple of times, but
I really am.
Can you forgive me?
We'll see.
[stammers] Hold on, hold on. Just--
[annoyed] What?
Since you have all these new clothes,
I was thinking
you could put one of them on
and let me take you somewhere special.
I wanna apologize properly.
What do you say?
[romantic melodic music plays]
[Adaora] So do you really love me?
To be honest, I--
I never quite understood the concept of true love.
No, I didn't think that I would ever find it.
But that--
How do I put it?
The feeling I get when I'm with you,
it beats the feeling of scoring the biggest goal of my career.
Does that count?
Close enough.
Yeah?
[Dammy sighs]
In that case,
would you…
agree again
to be my wife?
Yes. [chuckles]
-Yes? -Yeah.
I believe that is yours then.
Um…
Where's my second ring?
Where is it?
-It's coming, please. Thank you. -Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
I love you.
I love you, too.
[birds singing]
What can I do for you?
Yeah, I have something for you.
Here.
Chief Daddy always had it on him.
When he was alive.
[Laila sighs]
[somber instrumental music plays]
[Laila sighs]
-[door bell chimes] -[knocking]
So wait, you throw drinks on my face,
and then you come here like nothing is wrong?
We're sorry.
[melodic music plays]
We realized that we cannot do without you.
[Tinu] Yes.
Listen, we want you.
We can share. We're sisters, okay?
[Sonny chuckles]
All right. come. My bed is big enough for all of us.
Uh-uh!
Terms and conditions apply.
Yes.
You have to put rings on these fingers
before we go into the other room
for anything.
Done. I would order for the rings right now.
Two first-class tickets to Dubai.
Two Jaguars.
Two houses with well-manicured lawns.
[Sonny sighs]
-Fine. -[Teni] Yay!
[Tinu gasps and sighs]
Mm.
-Mm… -Wait…
[Tinu sighs]
Mm…
-[Dammy] Hey, Remi. -Hi, Dammy.
Hi, I need your help.
I need a read on Laila.
I need to talk to her. Like…
Well, I can give you legal advice.
But somehow, I don't think that's what you need.
-What do you mean? -This has gone beyond IPOs and contracts.
Why don't you reach out to her as a sister?
Who knows?
[phone chimes]
[Laila sighs]
[phone ringing]
I've got five minutes max.
What do you want?
[Dammy sighs]
What we all want.
[phones ring]
A place in the world.
A future.
-Family. -I've got the first two.
-So, I'm doing just fine. -[Dammy] I don't-- I don't think you are.
Excuse me?
Look, me and you, we're coming from the same place.
For most of my life, I didn't know the Chief either.
I almost did,
but he died before I could get a real chance.
[Dammy sighs]
At this point, everyone knows. Our father, he…
he got around.
He wasn't the most faithful man, but…
but at the end of the day, he had a good heart.
Everyone agrees on that.
[melodic music plays]
He may not have been around, but he did what he could for me and my mother.
From what I can see,
he did all right for you too.
[Laila] Dammy.
Random payments are not a father.
They are not a family.
We all have the same heart as our father.
I mean you can't push people away forever.
[melodic music swells]
[Dammy] What I'm saying is,
how about we tear down the past?
Okay? Let's build something real together.
A future for all of us.
What did you have in mind?
How about 20 million dollars to start?
Twenty million for what?
[Dammy chuckles]
[melodic instrumental music plays]
[muffled chatter]
What's going on?
I don't know about this. Babes, I don't know about this, man.
Babe, we're here already.
So just kill it.
This is a talent show. A talent show.
Everyone knows I'm talented. What am I coming to do here, man?
Baby, I know. But we are in Dubai. And this is a new audience.
So show them what you're made of and kill it.
-Please, babe. -Hey.
Look at me.
You're Famzy Big Money, okay.
So you go out there and kill it.
[crowd cheers and claps]
Big Money Famzy!
[Femi] All right, DJ. Track one. Drop it.
When I say Famzy, you say money.
-Famzy! -[Omar] Money!
When I say Famzy, you say money.
-Famzy! -[Omar] Money!
[Sandra and Omar cheer]
♪ Uh ♪
[hip-hop music plays]
[crowd claps and cheers]
[Femi] Make some noise, one time!
♪ Hey, hey ♪
Big shout out to my girlfriend, Sandra.
Big shout out to my best friend, Omar.
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Wagwan ♪
♪ Let's go Everywhere I go, man dem know ♪
♪ That I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Your girlfriend trying to say hello Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ You man are still movin' mad ♪
♪ I wish I didn't lose my dad ♪
♪ But you still come chat to me Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Man got street attitude ♪
♪ They want my pics at the Louvre ♪
♪ But I'm still richer than you ♪
♪ And your girl likes my tunes ♪
♪ She wants to skip to my Lou ♪
♪ Lou, Lou Skip to the Lou ♪
♪ But I don't need to skip 'Cause I'm fit ♪
[crowd whistles]
♪ Hey ♪
♪ You need to allow it ♪
♪ And eat your salad ♪
♪ No chicken, just salad ♪
[crowd cheers]
[hip-hop music plays]
Thank you so much. I love you guys, man.
[crowd cheers]
-[Femi] What's everyone laughing about? -You.
[Femi laughs]
Did you have a chat with Laila yet?
-Yeah, man. -Yeah?
We'll see. All right? I'm on it.
[Omar] Alright. Wait, guys.
What next?
I have an idea.
Let's shoot a music video.
-I'm down. -[Sisi] You are, right?
-I like that. -That will be so sick.
Think about it. He has a fantastic single.
And there is no single without a video.
-Music video. -Video.
-She's right. -I agree with that.
[Sisi] Wait, hold on.
So we'll make a badass music video.
-[Sandra] I'm down. -Okay. Wait, wait.
-We're gonna need a group. -[laughs] Darling.
-You're looking at them. -What?
-Who? Us? -Yeah! Us!
Don't worry about the location. I got you.
-You are in Dubai. Come on! I got you! -[laughter]
[dramatic hip-hop music plays]
♪ Oi ♪
♪ What are you saying? ♪
♪ Hey! Man like Famzy in the building You get me? ♪
♪ Hold tight, Momsie ♪
♪ Hold tight, my girl Sandra B ♪
♪ Hold tight my Dad Obviously RIP and that, you get me? ♪
♪ But the show goes on, innit? You get me? ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪See, everywhere I go ♪
♪ Man dem know that I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ The girls dem there tryna say hello Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ You man are still moving mad ♪
♪ I wish I didn't lose my dad ♪
♪ But you still come chat to me Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Man got street attitude ♪
♪ They want my pics at the Louvre ♪
♪ But I'm still richer than you ♪
♪ And your girl likes my tunes ♪
♪ She wants to skip to my Lou ♪
♪ Lou, Lou, Skip to the Lou ♪
♪ But I don't need to skip 'Cause I'm fit ♪
[Femi laughs]
♪ Hey ♪
♪ You need to allow it ♪
♪ And eat your salad ♪
♪ No chicken, just salad ♪
♪ And I don't do ballad ♪
♪ Bring the beat back ♪
♪ Everywhere I go, man dem know That I'm Big Money Famzy. ♪
♪ The girl dem there wanna say hello 'Cause I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
[music stops]
It's been real, man. I appreciate.
A bit gutted everything didn't work out,
but you know what?
Really nice to meet you still.
-[Omar] It's fine, bro. -Thanks, man.
-Stay in touch. Make sure. -[Omar] Of course.
-Bye, guys. -Yeah, bruv.
Take it easy, yeah?
You were entertaining.
I might even miss you.
You most definitely will miss me. You know. [laughs]
Oh! I miss you already.
Mm…
[somber instrumental music plays]
[Omar moans playfully]
♪ I'll miss you, baby ♪
♪ I'm gonna miss you, ba-baby ♪
♪I'll miss you, babe ♪
Bye! [chuckles]
Need a taxi?
♪ Good morning lady My baby how do you do? ♪
♪ Because you're so fine I'm singing this for you ♪
♪ Don't injure me ♪
♪ Tell me how you do ♪
♪ Come close to me, lady ♪
♪ This one is for you ♪
♪ Oya do like ayonge ♪
♪ Like ayonge hurry up, don't go down ♪
♪ Oya do like ayonge ♪
♪ Like ayonge hurry up, don't go down ♪
♪ Oya do like ayonge ♪
♪ Like ayonge ♪
♪ Oya wake up, wake up ♪
♪ Here's your tea Oya drink up, drink up ♪
♪ You no need makeup… ♪
[Femi] Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for coming around. Thank you.
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen.
What on earth is she doing here?
I invited her.
[crickets chirp]
[Tinu] She better come and apologize.
Look, guys.
She's family.
Whose family?
Look, I want to say a few words before I let you get back to getting drunk.
For the longest time, I thought football was all I had.
I thought football was my life.
It took me a while but I figured it out.
My life is sitting right over there.
[crowd] Aww.
[applause and cheers]
[Femi] Right you are.
[Femi] Yeah.
And I think I've spent too much time away from her so--
Thank you for coming.
[muffled chatter]
[crowd applauds]
Hello, everyone.
You all look lovely.
So, yeah. I would like to take this opportunity
to announce launching
of the Sports and Entertainment Management Division
at Beecroft Industries.
[crowd cheers]
Headed up by our very own Dammy Baggio.
-Mm-hm! -[applause, cheers]
And Famzy!
[crowd cheers]
-[man] Yes! -Famzy!
[indistinct chatter]
[Kay cheers and laughs]
This is to success, happiness and family.
[Kay] Yes! Thank you!
[applause]
[indistinct chatter]
So let's party!
[crowd cheers and whistles]
-[Femi] Right, what you gonna say? -[crowd cheers]
[Teni] Big Money Famzy!
-Everyone cool, yeah? -[crowd] Yeah!
-You lot cool, yeah. -[crowd] Yeah!
I'm not used to this dressing. You get me?
[laughter]
[Femi] But I did it.
My brother's getting married.
I'm just really excited to be here, you know.
Adaora, she's like a sister as well. So…
Um, you lot, make some noise for the new couple in the house.
Come on.
[crowd cheers]
I'm gonna take this opportunity
to say a big thank you to someone that's like a brother to me, man.
Make some noise for man like Omar!
[crowd] Omar!
[crowd cheers]
[Femi] Man has come through for me in every way possible. You get me?
So, obviously everyone's here.
The entire family. He is basically family so…
He's gotta be here, you get me? So…
Omar
has really come through for me.
This is emotional. Man's about to cry. You get me?
But man don't shed tears.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
-My G. Don't shed tears. -[crowd applauds]
Omar is multi-talented.
He got so many talents, but one of them
is the fact that he's a DJ.
[crowd] Whoa!
Man like Omar's about to get on the decks.
-Go on then, go on then! -[crowd] Yeah!
[crowd cheers]
Right now, I'm gonna perform for you lot
my brand new single.
It's called "Big Money Famzy." You get me?
[crowd cheers]
[hip-hop music plays]
[cheering and applause]
Are you cool, yeah?
[crowd whistles]
What you saying?
♪ See, everywhere I go, man dem know That I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ The girl dem there tryna say hello 'Cause I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ You man are still moving mad ♪
♪ I wish I didn't lose my dad ♪
♪ But you still come chat to me 'Cause I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Man got street attitude ♪
♪ They want my pics at the Louvre ♪
♪ But I'm still richer than you ♪
♪ And your girl likes my tunes ♪
♪ She wants to skip to my Lou ♪
♪ Lou, Lou Skip to the Lou ♪
♪ But I don't need to skip 'Cause I'm fit ♪
[Femi laughs]
♪ Hey ♪
♪ You need to allow it ♪
♪ And eat your salad ♪
♪ No chicken, just salad ♪
♪ And I don't do ballad ♪
♪ Bring the beat back ♪
♪ Everywhere I go, man dem know That I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ The girl dem there wanna say hello 'Cause I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ You man are still movin' mad ♪
♪ I wish I didn't lose my dad ♪
♪ But you still come chat to me ♪
♪ Cuz I'm Big Money ♪
[crowd cheers]
[Femi] All right, you lot cool, yeah?
-I can't hear you. You lot cool, yeah? -[crowd cheers]
What you say?
[hip-hop music plays]
[Femi] You lot make some noise over here!
[crowd cheers]
I can't hear you lot. Make some noise. Come on!
[crowd cheers]
[Femi] What you sayin'?
♪ Cuz I'm Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Big Money Famzy ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[Femi] What you sayin'?
Come on then, come on then.
Get on the dance floor.
[crowd cheers, applauds]
[crowd chanting]
[indistinct chatter]
-[Femi] Hey, what are you lot saying? -[crowd cheers]
[Omar] Big Money Famzy!
[cheering and applause]
[fast-tempo electronic music plays]
[vocalists chant]
[hip-hop music plays]