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Breakfast!

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Charlie, you're gonna be late, mate.

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I'm cereal.

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I'm pancakes.

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Toast with jam, no butter.

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Toast and marmalade.

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Okay. Toast with, uh, jam, that's there.

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-And one cereal.
-Dad!

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-Buster. Buster, what… What's that?
-Lolly.

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-We don't have lollies for breakfast.
-Why?

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Why? Because I have made you
some lovely bacon.

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Well, I'm vegan now.

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Course you are.

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Lunch box, lunch box.

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No. Guys. No. Sorry.

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What've we said? We don't have hamsters
at the dinner table, do we? Thank you.

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All right, thank you.

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We've got about ten minutes left.

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I need you to get your coats,
your school bags, and let's go.

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Quick!

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Guys, we're gonna be late!

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Charlie, thank you.

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Rosie, don't forget your sandwich.
That's yours. Buster, come here.

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Look, just stay there.
Put your arm through there.

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Doesn't matter. Go. Here, take your hat.

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Buster, come… Where's your shoe?

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Buster! It doesn't matter. Go, quick.

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It's here! I've got it. I've got the shoe.

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-Ah, Mr. Cunningham.
-Yes.

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-I've got a parcel for you.
-Oh, thank you.

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-Sorry, I need you to sign.
-I don't have a pen.

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-I have a pencil.
-Ah, no, can't use pencil.

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-I've got a crayon.
-No, crayon's too waxy. Sorry.

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-A felt-tip.
-Gotta be black Biro.

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-I don't have a black Biro.
-I have.

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You can use that. You only had to ask.
That's it, and we just need the date

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of your birth.

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-Okay.
-Lovely.

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Oh, and we got to do a photo
for proof of delivery.

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Okay, kids. Here we go.

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That's it, kids. Nice big smile.

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And we're done.

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Lovely. Think you're gonna enjoy that.
And you, kids.

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Haven't read it though, haven't read it.

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All right, listen,
everyone get in the car. Thank you.

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Rosie, will you get the door, please?

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Dad, you forgot the costume
for the Christmas concert!

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I need a cake for the Christmas bake!

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You said you would do the reading with me.

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Don't your teachers do the reading?

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-I feel all wobbly.
-Off you go.

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-Quick as you can. Love you! Bye!
-Love you. Bye!

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Ooh, sorry. Morning, children.

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-Late again.
-Hello. Bye-bye! Okay, thank you.

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No!

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Not acceptable!

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So time is of the essence, people.
I need loyalty.

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I need people with no distractions.
I need commitment.

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I need 110% commitment.

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-How much commitment do I need?
-110% commitment.

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Oh, welcome! Thank you for joining us.
Do take a seat.

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Sorry, it was the school run.
You know kids.

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Really, was it? I don't care.

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I'm running a business,
and in business, kids don't count!

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Now, where was I?

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The Emblem deal
needs to be done by the end of the year.

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We want our pitch to outpitch
every other pitch out there. Woo!

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Cunningham. People seem to think
you have a certain charm.

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Therefore, you will present
the final pitch.

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Wait, sorry. When exactly
do you think that I would be pitching?

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I get very busy with the run-up
to Christmas with kids and…

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24th December.

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Twenty… But that's Christmas Eve!

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You had better prioritize, then.
Your job or Santa coming down the chimney.

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Right. Class dismissed.

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Cunningham.

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I can't stress to you
how important this account is for us.

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Jobs are on the line.

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Your job.

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Okay, I know, and I won't let you down.
I promise I'll make it work.

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Is that a hamster?

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Yes. That's my son's lunch box. Buster.
Always forgets his sandwiches.

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Ham sandwich, hamster sandwich.
You know what kids are like.

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No, I don't,
because in business, kids don't count.

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Okay.

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Okay. We can do the pitch.

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We can do it. We'll make it work. Okay.

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Come on, then.

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There you go. You'll be safe in there.

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-Hey, Matty.

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-What's that?
-A letter from a lawyer, I think.

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Boy! What you done now, bro?

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I've been left a… gift or an inheritance.

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Who from?

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-That's odd. It's from my dad.
-Your dad?

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No, it's fine.
I didn't really know him, to be honest.

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"Dear, Mr. Cunningham,
I've been instructed by your father

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to give you this letter
containing the keys to…"

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-"Please visit this website."
-Visit the website! Come on!

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"Mistletoe…"

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Is that yours… to keep?

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I don't know.

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Yo, that looks like it's worth a fortune,
you know?

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I can't deal with this right now.
We've got so much work to do.

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Hey. Wait a minute, man.

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This is exactly what you need
to nail the pitch.

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Peace and quiet in the countryside.

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Just you and the rolling hills.
No distractions.

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No more Cruella de Vil Fletcher
on your back.

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Just you and hamster,
and the lovely, friendly countryfolk.

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It's a win.

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It's a win-win.

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Triple win, bro.

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You see it, yeah?

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Yeah, you see it.

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-Are you okay, Daddy?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

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-Have you brushed your teeth?
-Yeah.

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-What are you looking at?
-It's a farm, silly.

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-Where is the farm?
-It's in a place called Cobbledon.

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Can we go to the farm, Dad?

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Are there animals there?

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Yeah, like Fleece.

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-Please can we go to the farm?
-Yeah, please?

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-Please!
-For Christmas.

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We can't go for Christmas.

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How will Santa know
where to deliver all your presents?

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Mum would let us.

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The thing is,
Mummy isn't here anymore.

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But you said Mummy was always with us.

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-You said she was always in our hearts.
-Yeah, you say that every day.

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No, and she is. She is in our hearts.

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It's just Mummy can't
make the decisions anymore.

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That has to be Daddy's job.

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Well, hang on, no, 'cause…
Oh, wait a minute. She's coming in.

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She's coming through, and she's saying
that she still is the boss of me,

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and we should go to the farm.

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Yeah!

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But first I have to clear it
with the school.

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A village school?

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Mr. Cunningham, how can we be sure

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that they will provide
an adequate education?

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It can't be any worse than here!

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I am seeing quite dysfunctional behavior
in all five of your children.

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You know, Rosie is…

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She's really not herself.
She's very quiet.

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I could be forgiven for thinking
that sometimes she is asleep in my lesson.

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Charlie has been kicking boys and girls
and writing quite rude things.

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I understand that you've been
through a difficult situation,

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but I fear that they are falling behind
in their work.

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Well, don't be too hard on yourself
about that,

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because I know
that if you work really hard,

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find your mojo, next year,
these kids, they're gonna excel.

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So thank you. And Merry Christmas!

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Wetsuit? Okay. Fine.

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Are you
absolutely sure about this?

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What if you get there
and this farm doesn't exist?

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-I will turn around and come back.
-Just manage your expectations, won't you?

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Your dad was full of secrets
and surprises. Not all of them good.

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-Take care.
-I'll call you.

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Drive carefully.

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-Bye, Mum.
-Bye! Have a lovely time!

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Bye, Granny!

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It's so cool!

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Look, Dad, baa-sheep!

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No, it's just sheep, Buster.

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-Look, Dad, moo-cows!
-No, we just say "cows," son.

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You just missed the farm sign!
It said Mistletoe Farm back there!

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-What? Where?
-You missed the sign.

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Why didn't you tell me?
If you told me, I could've--

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What are you doing bringing a horse
down a narrow road?

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It's the countryside.

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Vehicles give way to animals
in the countryside.

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Have you read the signs?

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Okay, fine. Is the horse okay?

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Yes. No thanks to you.

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Oh…

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So much for the friendly countryfolk!

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I think this is it.

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Here we go.

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It says
Mistletoe Farm right there.

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We have arrived.

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Whoa! Look at that!

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It's so cute!

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Whoa!

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Is it our farm, Dad?

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-I think so.
-Look, Dad! More baa-sheep!

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-No, it's not baa-sheep. It's just sheep.
-Sheep poo!

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Well, this is a good start.

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Come on.

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Whoa!

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Okay.

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What is that smell?

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-I think it's you, Buster.
-It's not me!

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-Well, someone likes eggs.
-I think I know why, Daddy.

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-It's so cute. Can we keep it?
-No, we can't keep it. Come here.

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Listen, don't panic. That's it.
We're fine. We'll take it… Oh God! No!

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No, be careful! Don't… don't pick it up.

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Don't pick… Okay.
Well, just be… Okay. Take it outside.

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Okay, don't let… Be careful. Don't let it…

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-That's really good.
-What are these, Dad?

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Some, uh, biscuits.

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"From Barry the baker."
Who's Barry the baker?

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-I don't know.
-I don't know.

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I want this room!

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I want it! I love it!

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Let's go!

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-Whoa, this room is awesome!
-I want this bed.

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Where'd they go?

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Guys, we can sort bedrooms later.
First things first, let's find a kettle.

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You have got to be kidding me!

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-Oh! Hello!

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Hello, Mr.… Mr. Goat.

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Kids, careful. Come round there.

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Hello. What… Right.

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Okay, straight out there.
Off you go. That's it. Go on.

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Out the door!

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The goat has gone.

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Rosie, would you look after everybody,
and I will be back in a moment?

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Water. Water.

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-Oh.

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Hang on!

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Hang… Hello?

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-Hey! How goes it, farmer?
-<i>How goes it?</i>

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Not great, to be honest, Mo.
I'm sat in a stream,

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trying to get water for a cup of tea.

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Yeah. Boo-hoo and all of that, yeah.

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Matty, I've got some news, right?

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Banda House are pitching

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<i>for the Emblem account also.</i>

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Banda House? Everything they pitch for,
they end up winning!

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That's why we really need you
to nail this, Matty.

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For all of our sakes. None of us
wanna lose our jobs before Christmas.

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-We're really relying on you, bro.
-What's that, Mo?

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Yeah. Hello?

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Mo, I can't hear you.

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Yo, he's smashing it, you know?

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I'm not worried at all!

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Okay, guys, let's take these upstairs.

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Be careful. We don't wanna
set fire to the farmhouse tonight.

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Maybe tomorrow if there's insurance.

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Are we really gonna spend Christmas
on the farm, Dad?

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-I like the moo-cows.
-Yeah, I like the moo-cows too.

245
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,960
Although we just call them…

246
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:35,760
cows.

247
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,400
You looking for Mum?

248
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,440
Do you think she likes it here, Dad?

249
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,960
Well, that depends.

250
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,800
Which one do you think she is?

251
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,400
That really twinkly one. See it?

252
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Yes.

253
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,320
That one's sparkling.

254
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,920
-Wow. That one's shining.
-That one has to be Mum.

255
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,320
-So beautiful.
-Look at that shooting star over there.

256
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,640
-Whoa!
-Everybody make a wish.

257
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,760
And then back to bed.

258
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,720
Whose wellies are they, Dad?

259
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,840
Well, I think they were my daddy's,
but I'm not sure.

260
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,880
How come you don't know much
about your dad?

261
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,840
Because my daddy was very busy,

262
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,960
and I didn't see him much at all
when I was growing up,

263
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,280
and then we lost contact.

264
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,240
I don't want to lose contact with you.

265
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,960
That will never ever happen, okay?

266
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,680
-Never.

267
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,560
Oh, God! You've broke the bed!

268
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,200
-Kids, come in. Be careful.
-Yay! The goat's back!

269
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,240
-Yay!
-Buster.

270
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,200
What've we said about lollipops
for breakfast, okay? Buster.

271
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,640
Hey! He took my lolly!

272
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,080
Ugh, Buster!

273
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,600
It's not me!

274
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,600
-It is not Buster, okay? The eggs are bad.
-Maybe the chicken laid an egg.

275
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,920
Let's go and see!

276
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,080
-And there is no Wi-Fi. There is no Wi-Fi!
-Daddy, why are you shouting?

277
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,520
Because there's no Wi-Fi!

278
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,880
-Any eggs?
-We looked under every single chicken.

279
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,280
No eggs. Nothing.

280
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,120
-Thought there were gonna be more animals.
-Yeah, maybe even like a baby Fleece.

281
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,880
-What was that? Come on!
-Let's go see!

282
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,280
Tiny pony!

283
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,200
-Real-life donkey.
-And a baby cow.

284
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,600
And a baby Fleece.

285
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,280
-Quick, hurry up, let's go.
-Run!

286
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,160
It's an ogre.

287
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,880
Who said that?
Come out and show yourselves.

288
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960
How did you get in?

289
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,120
Through the door.

290
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,880
Oh, very clever.

291
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,720
Oh, who are you?

292
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,640
-Well, do you have names?
-Everyone has names, don't they?

293
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,320
Not necessarily, no. See that donkey?

294
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,880
That's donkey number one,
and that one is donkey number two.

295
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,560
-Why don't you name them?
-Because I forgot to do it, okay?

296
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,040
What are your names?

297
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,960
I'm Violet.

298
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,840
I'm Rosie, the oldest.

299
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,920
-I'm Buster.
-And I'm Lily, Charlie's twin.

300
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,240
You don't look like twins.

301
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,640
Because we're non-identical twins.

302
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,080
Right, okay, so what
are you non-identicals doing on my farm?

303
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,160
-Our dad won it in a Willy Wonka thing.
-What is a--

304
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,520
He means a will.
Dad got it from his father's will.

305
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,080
So you're the new owners?

306
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,360
Oh my God!
Well, why didn't you say?

307
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,240
Hello! Uh, I am Beano.

308
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,360
Farmhand slash animal wrangler
slash professional poo-picker-upper.

309
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,920
Hashtag Beano at your service.

310
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,440
Pleased to meet you, guys.

311
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,960
Oh!

312
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,160
-Do you wanna meet the animals?
-Yes!

313
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,520
Yes, you do!

314
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,640
Then walk this way.

315
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,040
So this is my man pig, Arnie,

316
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,400
named after his favorite actor,
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

317
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,400
"I'll be back… bacon."

318
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:37,720
No? Okay, and this beautiful,
beautiful soul here is Potter.

319
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,760
Very, very magical. Trained at Hogwarts.

320
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,680
And meet these little legends. Itsy.

321
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,640
Aww!

322
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,600
Bitsy. Bitsy. Yeah. Oh!

323
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,040
Teenie. Teenie.

324
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:55,200
And, oh, this one is Weenie,
but be careful about Weenie,

325
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,640
'cause she will "wee wee wee-nie"
all the way home.

326
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,920
Okay? Won't you, little one?
Yes, you will.

327
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,560
-Ugh.

328
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,760
See what I mean?

329
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,680
Ugh.

330
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,360
-Wanna meet Jingle?
-Yes.

331
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,040
-Ta-da! It's Jingle!
-Aww!

332
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,160
Why has he got bells around his neck?

333
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,080
So if he wanders off, we can hear him.
He's only a baby sheep.

334
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,440
-Hello, Jingle!

335
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,520
Hello, Jingle!

336
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,640
That's amazing!
Hello, pleased to meet you.

337
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,440
Hello, milady. Hello, sir.

338
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,080
Hello to you, and hello to you too.

339
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,080
You look after Jingle, okay?

340
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,320
Now, these two little ladies,
Mary and Bright,

341
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,920
they speak incredible French.

342
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,280
-Ponies don't speak French.
-<i>Excusez-moi!</i>

343
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,920
Mary<i>. Oui. </i>Bright?

344
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,160
<i>Oui, oui! </i>Au revoir.

345
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,120
Au revoir.

346
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,360
Oh, have you met Rudolph yet?

347
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,440
As in the reindeer?

348
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,320
-Uh, no, as in Rudolph, the Great…

349
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,360
Oh! …Dane!

350
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,720
Oh. See them sheep there?

351
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,240
They belong to the farm,
and Rudolph here is gonna herd them.

352
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,800
So, is Rudolph a sheepdog, then?

353
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,080
Not really, no, but he's trying.
Shall we give it a go?

354
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,240
-Yeah.
-Right.

355
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,400
Come on, Rudolph. Herd these sheep, boy!
Come on, boy!

356
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,920
Go on, Rudolph!

357
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,240
Good boy.

358
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:19,960
Come on.

359
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,480
-Come-bye!

360
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,640
Hi, kids. Where have you been?

361
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,800
We've been talking
to the animals with Beano.

362
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,320
That sounds great.

363
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,520
Dad, can we go explore the farm some more?

364
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,920
-Okay. Yeah, sure. Let me just try this.
-Beano will look after us.

365
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,960
Okay, no worries. I'll be there in five.

366
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,560
Wait, what? Beano? Who's… who's Beano?

367
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,480
Right, that's… that's not gonna do it.

368
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,680
I'm coming, kids!

369
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,440
Okay. Right, okay. Get back!
You get back, okay? Stay back, kids!

370
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,600
Who… who are you?

371
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,800
Please don't shoot.

372
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,520
He hasn't done anything wrong, Dad.
He lives here.

373
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,720
-What do you mean?
-He lives here. He's the farmhand.

374
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200
And animal wangler.

375
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,520
-No, it's actually wrangler.
-Why have you even got that, Dad?

376
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,640
Because I didn't know that Hagrid
lived in the barn. Who are you?

377
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,560
Listen, I'm Beano. I live here.
I've worked here my whole life.

378
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,640
I've been telling your non-identicals
about the farm.

379
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,320
Dad, come and meet donkey number one.
He's the cutest donkey in the world!

380
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,240
Okay. Sorry. I just didn't…

381
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,000
I'm sorry about… this.
I don't think it works anyway.

382
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:32,920
Oh!

383
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,560
Dad, you scared Beano!

384
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,360
-That was an accident.
-And you scared the animals.

385
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,520
Look at Mary! She's done
a massive scared pony poo on the floor!

386
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,800
Say sorry to her.

387
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,560
-Sorry, Mary.
-In French.

388
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,360
-In?
-French.

389
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,680
<i>Pardon, Mary.</i>
<i>Il très, </i>uh, nincompoop.

390
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,720
So, you work here?

391
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,840
<i>-Oui.</i>
Do you know anything about plumbing?

392
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,680
Ta-da!

393
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,520
-Wow, he's magic.
-Now, this is just a temporary fix, okay?

394
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,640
I have to take a proper look
at your pipes.

395
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,080
Okay, well, at least
I can set up my workstation.

396
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,440
-Workstation?
-Yeah.

397
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,600
That's why I'm here,
to work on a big pitch.

398
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,240
-No distractions.
-What about your farm work?

399
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,000
-Isn't that what you do?
-I am not the farmer. I am the farmhand.

400
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,400
The previous owner, your father,
loved this place.

401
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,240
-He was proper hands-on.
-Was he?

402
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,800
He was a local hero.

403
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,480
He saved this place
from the clutches of the bad people.

404
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,440
They were gonna knock it down.

405
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,000
These bad people,
did they offer any money or anything?

406
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,920
What? Proper cash-a-rooney.

407
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,480
Yeah, but he loved the animals and farm
way too much to ever sell it.

408
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,880
-He sounds awesome.
-He was awesome.

409
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,760
You have to admit
this place is past its sell-by date.

410
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,400
Nothing works. Even the hens don't work.
Have you smelt the eggs? They stink!

411
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,680
Yes, 'cause no one's been here.
We've been waiting for you,

412
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,920
and now you are here,
you can help us save the farm.

413
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,920
Get off me!

414
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,680
Can we save the farm, Daddy?

415
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,800
Yeah, Dad,
can we save the farm with Beano?

416
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,480
No, staying here
was just a temporary thing,

417
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,640
and I'm gonna get on with some work.

418
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,080
We need to persuade your dad
that this farm is way more important

419
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,480
than his silly little pitch.
Who's with me?

420
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,600
-Yes!
-Yeah!

421
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,760
Okay. Walk this way.

422
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,840
Dad, you know Mummy would've wanted you
to help us save the farm.

423
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,560
You saw how twinkly she was last night.

424
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,640
Okay, I tell you what,
I will give you an hour tomorrow morning,

425
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,800
and you can show me
how this whole farm works.

426
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,320
Yes!

427
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,440
Well done, Mr. C.

428
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,960
Hello!

429
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,400
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
This is your 5 a.m. wake-up call.

430
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,120
Come on, sleepyhead.

431
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,680
-5 a.m.? It's the middle of the night.
-Excuse me! Cows don't wait.

432
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,240
They've got to be milked, ready or not,
and you've got to pick up their poop.

433
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,200
Come on.

434
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,640
Why have I got to do this job? It's awful.

435
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,280
Cows' poop are like golden nuggets.
Fertilizes the grass, helps it grow.

436
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,360
We love the poop. We worship the poop.

437
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,880
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

438
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,960
Hey, you remind me of someone.
Have you seen the film <i>The Shining</i>?

439
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,120
Here's Beano!

440
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,240
Let's chop some wood.

441
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,640
You need to put your back into it,
Farmer Cunningham. Swing it really high.

442
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,880
Yeah? Try…

443
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,040
Whoa!

444
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,720
-Pretend I'm a big voluptuous pig.
-Yeah.

445
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,880
Litter. Floor. Pig. Litter.

446
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,880
Ooh! Lollipop!

447
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,080
Ooh!

448
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,760
Dangerous. Put your litter in the bin.

449
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:19,280
But most importantly, never ever
leave that gate to the far field open,

450
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,320
'cause if that gate is left open,
the animals will escape.

451
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,880
If they escape, they will get hurt,
and if they get hurt, you will get hurt.

452
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,920
-Do you wanna meet the cows?
-Yeah!

453
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,760
-Yes, you do! Come on. Let's go.
-Oh.

454
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,920
We've got Matilda, Patty, Harry,
Hermione, Miss Trunchbull.

455
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,400
A cow called Miss Trunchbull?

456
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,360
Oh, yes. Nanny McPhee and Susan Boyle.

457
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,960
-How many sheep do you have?

458
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,240
Every time I count them, I fall to sleep,
so I never get to the end.

459
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,560
-What do you get paid for doing all this?
-All this?

460
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,080
I get to live in the barn for free
and eat all the produce that we grow,

461
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,880
and I mean everything,
and you give me money for sweets.

462
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,640
Obviously, you have to pay
for other things, like the vet.

463
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,000
-The vet?
-The vet.

464
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,440
-Someone that looks after animals.
-I know.

465
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,040
Why do you pay for a vet?
It's a waste of money.

466
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,040
They're like dentists.
Always add a bit extra. A rip-off.

467
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,120
-Do you know him? Can you trust him?
-I'm a "her" actually.

468
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,400
And I don't rip anyone off.

469
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,520
-You're the horse lady.
-And you're the road hog.

470
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,560
-I won't be staying long, don't worry.
-That's a shame.

471
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,760
I baked these,
but seeing as you're not staying…

472
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,080
Give 'em to me!

473
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,720
Sorry, I just love Miss Ashley's cookies.

474
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,840
-Chocolate chip?
-Triple chocolate chip.

475
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,400
Triple chocolate chip!
Arnie! Look what Daddy's got for you.

476
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,760
I take it you're acquainted
with all the animals here, then?

477
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,080
I mean,
I'm not really an animal person.

478
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,320
Well, that's a shame. Mistletoe Farm
has some wonderful livestock.

479
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,720
-And you're about to get a new addition.
-Huh?

480
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,880
-Holly's about to pop.
-What?

481
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,200
She's pregnant.

482
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,880
You're kidding!

483
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,880
You're kidding.

484
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,760
No, 'cause a kid is a baby goat.
It doesn't matter.

485
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,360
You should prepare yourself
because goats often have twins,

486
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,560
sometimes triplets.

487
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,720
-Triplets?

488
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,720
Oh, hello, Mr. Weenie! How are you today?

489
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,000
Hello, Ashley.
Thank you for the cookies. I love you.

490
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,240
-Oh, it's okay!
-Wee, wee, wee.

491
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,880
-It's a present!
-Okay. That's… weird.

492
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,720
Listen, it was nice to meet you
for a second time.

493
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,200
Hopefully I don't have to see you again.
Oh, no. I just mean the animals are fine.

494
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,400
I come and check up on them every week.

495
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,480
And if Holly Goat's waters break,
give me a call at the surgery.

496
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,120
I think we've got it covered.

497
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,240
Yeah.

498
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,280
Ooh. I think
there's something brewing, Weenie.

499
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,280
-Dad, who was that?
-That was the vet.

500
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,440
She's really pretty.

501
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,720
She's really <i>expensive</i>
is what she is, Rosie,

502
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,960
and apparently we're having kids,
maybe three.

503
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,480
But you've just met.

504
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,720
No, not me and Miss Ashley.
The Holly jolly goat.

505
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,840
Mr. Cunningham,
I've give Weenie too many cookies.

506
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,920
There's poop everywhere.
Take her. I need to clean it.

507
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,640
But I can't… Uh…

508
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,040
-Beano! Beano!

509
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,320
Oh, I'm glad you're back.

510
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:22,160
We've got a cat, two budgies, a parakeet,
a ferret, a rabbit, and Oscar the pig.

511
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,040
Seems to have eaten something
that he shouldn't have again.

512
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:29,640
-So, how did it go over at Mistletoe?
-I met the new owner, Mr. Cunningham.

513
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,520
-Ooh, what's he like?
-To be honest, he's a bit…

514
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,080
-Couldn't put it better myself.

515
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,560
What's Oscar been up to this time?

516
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,880
He's eaten my dad's underpants again.

517
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,640
-Mr. Cunningham!
-Oh God!

518
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,720
-You nearly gave me a heart attack!
-Sorry.

519
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,560
Me and the kids have come up
with a roster of farm chores,

520
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,720
and we put you in charge of Christmas!

521
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,360
Yep. You've got to fix the barn up
for the Hoedown Snowdown!

522
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,600
-The what?
-Happens every Christmas at the barn.

523
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,000
We snow the place down.

524
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,760
There's mulled wine
and barn dancing, cowboy.

525
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,000
Wait, no.
It will not be happening this year.

526
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,720
I need to do a pitch
on Christmas Eve, and I need quiet.

527
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,520
No, this will not do.

528
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,320
You have got to find a way
to get Christmas into this barn.

529
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,240
Your father would be very disappointed.

530
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,880
Listen, you can have
your Snowdown Hoedown if you like,

531
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,840
but you're not gonna have it on my farm.

532
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,480
Oh, boy, does your dad get angry.

533
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,440
I don't think he likes Christmas anymore.

534
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,840
He even made me
leave the Christmas tree at home.

535
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,960
We need help, guys,
and I know exactly who we need.

536
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,920
We need to get your dad into the village
to meet the village people.

537
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,200
-Yes!
-Ooh.

538
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,560
This, guys, is Cobbledon.

539
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,360
Post Office.
Letters to Santa go there, okay, guys?

540
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,160
And now I'm gonna take ya
to the Cobbledon Arms.

541
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,840
Come on, we're clearly not welcome here.

542
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,800
Oh.

543
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,920
-What's all this?
-It's for you!

544
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,960
Beano told us
you've come to save Mistletoe Farm.

545
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,800
You're our hero!

546
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,280
Come in, come in, let's meet everyone.

547
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,360
This is Perky, the landlord.

548
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,480
Pleasure to meet you, son of Cunningham.
Hey, first one's on me.

549
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,160
This is Ted the butcher,
Barry the baker, and Merrick.

550
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,200
Let me guess, the candlestick maker?

551
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,840
-How'd you know?
-I was joking.

552
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,800
He does! He makes candles.

553
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,680
I'm Otto, the builder.

554
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,160
Anything you need fixing, I'm your man.

555
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,880
And I'm Barney, the postman.

556
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,680
I delivered the inheritance.
Told you you'd like it.

557
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,840
-And I'm the town crier!
-Hello.

558
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,920
If you pop your head round here,
you'll see Happy, Sneezy, Dopey,

559
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,680
and this bundle of joy, Grumpy.

560
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,920
It's what they played in panto last year.
They were typecast.

561
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,080
My name's Gerald Favor.
I'm the director of the Cobbledon Players.

562
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,200
Did I ever tell you all
about that time I did <i>The Mousetrap?</i>

563
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,520
Yes!

564
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,240
And one of my favorites, Miss Bow.

565
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,120
Only because I own the sweet shop.

566
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,360
Who are these little mites?

567
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,440
We have Master Buster, Miss Violet,
Miss Rosie, and the twins.

568
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,880
They don't look like twins.

569
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,080
-They're non-identical.
-Ah.

570
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,720
-They're mine.
-Where's your mummy?

571
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,960
She died.

572
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,280
-Oh…
-Uh, here, have some sweets.

573
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,840
And I knitted you some novelties.
Perhaps you'd like to choose one each.

574
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,520
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

575
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,000
Hi, I'm Miss Nerris.

576
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,360
Cobbledon Village School.
Are these the children joining my class?

577
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,640
I'm excited about getting them
to hang out with children their age.

578
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,440
There's only two children in my class.

579
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,040
There's only two children
in the whole school, actually.

580
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,520
You see, we're a very small village
with a teeny tiny population.

581
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,880
Forty-seven. Twenty-nine letterboxes.

582
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,320
Fine, as long
as they do educational activities.

583
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,440
Of course.

584
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,480
-If I can think of any.

585
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,760
What I mean is
education comes in many forms.

586
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,760
Does it?

587
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,480
-Yeah.
-That is true.

588
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,760
Do you like singing?

589
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,280
-Do you?
-You're welcome to join the choir.

590
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,800
Hi, I'm Abel.
I organize the welly throwing.

591
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,040
I'm Aaron, head bell ringer.
We practice on a Monday if you're free.

592
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,000
I'm Miss Verity.
I run the village bookshop and library.

593
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,040
Pop in any time for a book and a biscuit.

594
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,640
By the way, my name's Miss Womble,

595
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,960
and I've created the knitting circle,

596
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,440
and I knit all the jumpers
that you can see here,

597
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,680
every single one of them, and the hats,

598
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,520
and we'd be delighted
if you'd like to all join in,

599
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,240
and we'd especially
like you to join, Mr. Cunningham.

600
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,560
If you don't know how to knit,
we could knit you a jumper.

601
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,440
We could knit your face onto it
if you like.

602
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,680
What do you think?

603
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,640
-He's handsome, isn't he?
-Yes.

604
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,120
Listen, I'm not really into
all this community stuff.

605
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,840
We were gonna ask you to be the president
of the Christmas Association.

606
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,360
Your father always cut down
the biggest Christmas tree

607
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,160
and donated it to the village square.

608
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,280
We don't have a Christmas tree
at the house.

609
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,560
-Not even any Christmas lights.
-No Christmas on Mistletoe Farm?

610
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,880
Well, we'll have to see
what we can do about that, won't we?

611
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,960
Absolutely.

612
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,880
Uh, who fancies a Cobbledon Soda?
Yeah. You take a seat. Come on.

613
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,760
-How's Holly Goat?

614
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Um, I haven't checked on her.
I don't know.

615
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,960
You haven't checked on your pregnant goat?

616
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,160
Well… No, I'm sure she'll be fine.

617
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,280
-I'll check when I get back.

618
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,600
5,000. 5,000? That can't…

619
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,400
5,000, and he hasn't paid…
Have you paid for anything?

620
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,960
Sweets. Sweets? £68 on sweets.

621
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,360
It can't be.

622
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,240
Is it saying "Matt"?

623
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,880
-Hey, Holly. How you doing?

624
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,360
Are you a bit anxious?

625
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,040
My wife was scared
when she had our first baby.

626
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,480
I mean, not as scared as me.
I was terrified about being a dad.

627
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,200
Didn't know if I'd be any good.

628
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,480
Nice to see you talking
to the animals, Mr. Cunningham.

629
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,760
You know,
they understand everything we say,

630
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,920
and we can understand every bleat,
moo, bark, oink, if we truly listen.

631
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,400
Well, I have listened,
understood, and now I'm leaving.

632
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,520
Mr. C, when you were talking to Holly
about not being a good enough dad…

633
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,960
-I think you're going to be a great dad.
-"Going to be"?

634
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,960
Me and your popsicle, we were close.

635
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,760
He let me call him grandpops
because he knew he missed out

636
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,480
on his own kid and grandkids.

637
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,960
I don't want you missing out too.

638
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,520
I am nothing like my "popsicle," okay?

639
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,680
I don't think you should be sticking
your nose into my family.

640
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,000
We're family too!

641
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080
How?

642
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,200
If your popsicle was my grandpops,
then you are more or less my dad.

643
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,800
What are you talking about?

644
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,560
You're a fully grown man,
and you are definitely not my family.

645
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,840
-Did you put that step there?
-No.

646
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,160
-Night, Dad.

647
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,520
You literally took the words
right out of my mouth.

648
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,920
Hey, Buster, what's up?

649
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,720
-I had a bad dream.
-Oh, buddy, come here.

650
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,720
You know bad dreams aren't real.

651
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,560
Do we have to go to school tomorrow?

652
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,720
School is meant to be fun.

653
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,920
But the children might laugh at me.

654
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,440
-Why would anybody laugh at you?
-Because I wear sparkly things.

655
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,040
You know, Buster,
there's absolutely nothing wrong

656
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,960
with wearing sparkly things.
Anyone can wear sparkles.

657
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,360
Even Fleece?

658
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,760
Definitely Fleece.

659
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,640
Even Mary and Bright?

660
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,760
Yes, ponies love sparkles.

661
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,920
Even you?

662
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,720
Well, I'm not exactly
a sparkly kind of person,

663
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,360
but your mum, she used to love
anything with glitter and sequins.

664
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,360
Did she wear a princess crown?

665
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,200
I bet she did when she was your age.

666
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,880
-Shall we go to bed?
-Yeah.

667
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,880
Come on, then.

668
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,320
Mary and Bright fed and exercised?

669
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,560
-Check!
-Check.

670
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,480
-Cows and goats milked?
-Check.

671
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,840
Pigs and piglets cleaned?

672
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,280
-Double check.
-Double check-a-rooney.

673
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,720
Next job, school.

674
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,400
We don't wanna go to school.

675
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,160
-We wanna stay on the farm with you.
-I don't think your dad would like that.

676
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,840
-How are we gonna get to school anyway?
-Yeah, Dad always gives us a lift.

677
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,720
Ta-da.

678
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,880
-What are they?
-Bicycles.

679
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,640
-I don't know how to ride.
-You don't know how to ride a bike?

680
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,040
Well, then, you're gonna have to learn.
First bikes, then tractors.

681
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,800
Get your right leg, put it over the bike.

682
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,880
Look forward, okay? No wobbling.

683
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,600
These are your brakes.

684
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,680
Okay, guys? Very straight.
Focus. Let's go.

685
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,080
Second one, go.

686
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,720
Let's go, go, go! Yes, buddy.

687
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,400
Feet on the pedals. Yes! You've got it!

688
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,360
Yes!

689
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,640
Wee!

690
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,200
-Have you seen the kids?
-They've gone to school.

691
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,280
-What? How?
-On their bikes. Like I did.

692
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,280
You went to school?

693
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,160
Yeah. I went to farm school.

694
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,160
-Is that even a thing?
-Uh, yes.

695
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,720
Are you sure they're gonna be okay
just biking off?

696
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,760
-They don't know the area.
-They'll be fine.

697
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,720
-Where's the school?
-In the village.

698
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,400
-Where's the village?
-I don't know.

699
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,640
-We're lost.
-It's okay, Buster.

700
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,640
I'm getting the wobbles again!

701
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,480
Dad says to always stay where we are
until someone finds us.

702
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,840
There's no one here though.

703
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,560
Yes, there is. Look!

704
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,280
Yoo-hoo! Hello!

705
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,280
Hello, young 'uns.

706
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,680
We're late for school.

707
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,360
The school's only up the road. Come on.

708
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,840
Is there really no Christmas
on Mistletoe Farm?

709
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,400
Nope, no Christmas.

710
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,720
We're gonna have to help your father
bring back Christmas traditions.

711
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,360
And this is your new school.

712
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,560
There you are, children!
Don't worry, I've only just got here.

713
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,040
Kayla and Kayan are dying to meet you.

714
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,800
Pop your bikes on the floor.
Thank you so much.

715
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,280
-In you go.
-Break a leg!

716
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,000
Right, come on then. In you go.
Sit down at the table.

717
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,200
Right, then.

718
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,760
So now we have a big, huge class,
we can do so many things.

719
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,760
We can… make a school choir
or put on a big Christmas play.

720
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,920
-Yes!
-Yes!

721
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,680
What else do you wanna do?

722
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,200
-We don't really like school.
-Especially our old school.

723
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,920
Why not?

724
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,120
I had a lot of friends,

725
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,640
but when Mum died,
I got sad, and they called me boring.

726
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,760
-Oh gosh, that's terrible, isn't it?
-Yeah.

727
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,920
-What about you, Violet?
-I get scared.

728
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,600
Not about anything special.
I just get the wobbles sometimes.

729
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,960
That's all right.
We all get the wobbles sometimes.

730
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,480
Kids used to laugh at me
because I wear sparkles.

731
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,560
We love sparkles here, don't we?

732
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,680
-Yeah, they're pretty.
-And they're cool.

733
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,520
How about
we decorate the school Christmas tree?

734
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,240
-Yes!
-Make it sparkly.

735
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,720
Come on, then. Follow me.

736
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,440
That's it. Pop your decorations on.

737
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,520
-Where'd you get that star, Violet?
-I made it for my mum at nursery.

738
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,200
We put it on the tree every year,
but there's not a tree at the farmhouse.

739
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,200
Well, Miss Nerris, maybe we can lend them
our tree this year. We don't mind.

740
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,120
I don't think your dad would like it.

741
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,320
I think our dad would be so busy working,
he wouldn't even notice.

742
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,520
Really? Well, that's perfect.

743
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,040
We'll take the tree to the farmhouse,
and he won't even know we've been.

744
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,920
Global? Global, global. Global.

745
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,400
-Marketing. Advantages.

746
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,840
Merry Crimble!

747
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,160
Festive gifts and Womble's knits!

748
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,800
-It's Christmas!
-Ho-ho-ho!

749
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,280
-Sorry, what?
-Where would you like us to start?

750
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,160
-Start?
-We've got to start on the decorations.

751
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,120
-Okay.
-No, we'll dress the set.

752
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,360
-Come on, Dame Judi.
-See you later.

753
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,120
Oh, Merry Christmas, Mr. Cunningham!

754
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,200
Okay, listen, everyone.
Sorry, can I get your attention?

755
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,120
I really do appreciate
the community spirit. I do, okay?

756
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,760
But is there not a time
that is more convenient?

757
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,000
Christmas won't wait for convenience.

758
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,440
The Hoedown Snowdown
will not stage itself.

759
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,520
We are not having the Hoedown Snowdown
this year. Not here, not now.

760
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,400
Okay? So if everyone can just…

761
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,960
Thank you so much.
It's great, but if you can…

762
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,920
That's it, take your hammer.
Off you go. Very good. Thank you.

763
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,160
All the best. Thank you.

764
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,520
They're only trying
to bring Christmas spirit.

765
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,520
I don't need Christmas spirit.
I need peace and quiet.

766
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:31,960
Well…

767
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:37,240
No. No. Out! Fine, no. Tell you what.
Stay. Make yourself a sandwich.

768
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,640
Make yourself at home.

769
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,120
-Get out of my way.

770
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,440
Don't worry, donkey number two.
He's just a silly old Grinch.

771
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,000
I know.

772
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,320
-Who wears a tie at a farm?

773
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,720
Ho-ho-ho. I've got a delivery for you.

774
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,520
-What delivery?
-Christmas cards from the villagers.

775
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,200
A lovely one from Miss Womble.

776
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,800
Hand-knitted, impressive.
Two lines of poetry in it.

777
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,120
-Sorry, are you reading my post?
-Only for health and safety.

778
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,400
Shall I take yours
to the sorting office now?

779
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,600
It's Womble, L-E. Not E-L.

780
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,600
You might wanna put a kiss on each card.
We usually do, just to be friendly.

781
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,920
I'm not putting a kiss.

782
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,240
And talking of Christmas cards,
your father used to be so popular,

783
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,440
he had hundreds of cards up here
round on the walls.

784
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,520
And generous!

785
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,960
He used to put a £10 note in each card

786
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,880
with a little note saying,
"Have a Cobbledon Brew on me."

787
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,240
Did he? Good for him.
Right. That's the last one.

788
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,440
And you need to go.

789
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,840
I have a very important virtual meeting
with a friend of mine starting very soon.

790
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,960
All right.

791
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,320
We have real friends round here,
Mr. Cunningham, not virtual ones.

792
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,520
Virtual friends, I don't know!

793
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,880
Ah, Miss Nerris, seeing as I'm passing,
I'll just give you one of those.

794
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,520
-Lovely. Thank you.
-From…

795
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,760
What's this?

796
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,200
We brought it from the school!

797
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,440
-Miss Nerris said we could!
-Can we show Kayla and Kayan the animals?

798
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,720
-Haven't they got to get back to school?
-No. Children love animals.

799
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,920
Like I said, Mr. Cunningham,
education takes many forms.

800
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,960
Mr. C! Mr. C!

801
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,080
Farmer Cunningham, it's Holly Goat.
Her waters have broken!

802
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,440
-What?
-Quick!

803
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,880
Okay, listen,
I need you to call Miss Ashley, okay?

804
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,440
And… Oh, get a discount.

805
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,560
I'm coming!

806
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,680
Hang on!

807
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,520
Miss Ashley's on her way. Do you mind
if me and the kids stay and watch?

808
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,640
-This would be very educational.
-Please can we see the baby goat get born?

809
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:47,640
Stay up there, okay? Stay out the way
because this is grown-up stuff.

810
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,680
Blow out, blow in, blow out, blow in.

811
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,520
You don't blow out, blow in.
You breathe in, you breathe out.

812
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,800
Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in, breathe out.

813
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,440
I can't breathe.
I'm having a panic attack.

814
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,080
You're hyperventilating.
You need to calm down.

815
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,680
No! Please! Come on, sheepy-sheep.

816
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,200
-That's it. I do have somewhere to go.

817
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,520
-Yes!
-That's… Oh, God! There's a head!

818
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,080
There's a head in a bubble.
I can't… I'm gonna…

819
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,320
No, no. You are not gonna pass out!

820
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,520
This is just Mother Nature
taking its course.

821
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,120
Look, I'll just take a… Oh my God.
Yeah, that is a bit weird. I'm dizzy!

822
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,480
Let me help.

823
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,480
Sh, it's all right. It's all right.
You're doing really well. Keep pushing.

824
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:36,280
Harder! Keep pushing! Harder!
You're doing great! Harder! Keep pushing.

825
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,080
-Violet, you totally smashed it!
-Look at what you did!

826
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,960
Look what you did.

827
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,160
I got here as fast as I could.
How's everything going?

828
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:55,120
-Well, you missed the whole thing.
-I wouldn't be so sure.

829
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,920
-She's right. I can see another bubble.
-Beano, listen. I don't feel…

830
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,040
What are you doing?
This is no time to sleep.

831
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,520
Violet will help you.
She delivered the first one.

832
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,840
-Well done, Violet.
-Come on, Holly.

833
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,880
Ah! I'll just,
uh, wrap her up in a towel.

834
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,440
So cute.

835
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,840
-Ooh. Oh! Looks like she's pushing again.

836
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,280
No, now is not a good time. I can't talk.

837
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,000
Fletcher wants an update now!

838
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,720
I tried covering for you,
but she wants to speak to you.

839
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,760
-Tell her I'm indisposed.
-I tried, but she's insisting!

840
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,000
Looks like a breech.
I can find the feet. I need you to pull.

841
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,920
-What are you doing, anyway?
-I'm trying to deliver a kid.

842
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,440
-What?
-Oh God, Miss Fletcher's calling me.

843
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,160
Cunningham! Is that you?

844
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,840
Hi! Miss Fletcher.

845
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,720
It has come to my understanding

846
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,400
that you're in some kind
of creative retreat

847
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,680
so as to have no distractions, as it were.
Is that right?

848
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,920
That's right!

849
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,320
-That's it! Push! I need you to pull.

850
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,360
-Is that a woman's voice I can hear?
-No, it's just a kid.

851
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,480
Come on, Holly. Push.

852
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,440
Children and business do not mix!

853
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,360
Sorry, Miss Fletcher, you're breaking up.
I have to go.

854
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,840
Come on, Holly! Push! I need you to push.

855
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,000
Pull.

856
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,000
-That's it.

857
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,840
-We did it!
-We did it!

858
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,760
Sorry. I didn't… It's just…

859
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,360
-Yeah.
-We made a baby!

860
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,800
We made a baby!

861
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,080
Ooh, big daddy!

862
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,120
Look how many babies
you've gone and done.

863
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,560
Who's a good daddy?
You're a good daddy. Who's a good daddy?

864
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,280
-No, she's not taking.

865
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,520
I'm afraid you're going
to have to hand-rear them.

866
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,000
Take them in for a while.

867
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,120
Miss Holly's exhausted.

868
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Don't worry, they'll be okay.

869
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,520
If you can bottle-feed them,
take them to bed, cuddle them,

870
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,520
keep them warm, sing to them,
things you did with your own children.

871
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,840
I didn't really do the nursing stuff.

872
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,960
Well, now's your chance.

873
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,840
-Okay.

874
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,400
So you did really well, Miss Violet.

875
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,760
Would you like to come and help me
at the surgery?

876
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,400
-Yes, please. Can I, Dad?
-I don't see why not.

877
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,160
I know he wants them to be in school,
but seeing little Violet there in action

878
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,240
makes me think farm school
would be better for their confidence.

879
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,920
Oh, thank you, Miss Nerris. That's what
I've been trying to tell people.

880
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,320
Farm school is amazing,

881
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,120
and Farmer Cunningham
needs it more than anyone.

882
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,080
And the kids, too,
especially Kayla and Kayan.

883
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,000
They've been on their own up until now.

884
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,280
Don't worry, Miss Nerris.
Beano's got a plan.

885
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,520
We've got three baby Christmas goats.

886
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,680
So what about… Snowy?

887
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,480
-Yeah.
-Yeah? Star.

888
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,360
-Yeah!
-Do you want to name the third?

889
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,000
-Yes.
-Go on, then!

890
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,080
We want to name it after our mummy.

891
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,360
This little dude's a boy.

892
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,160
We don't mind. We want to call it Sarah.

893
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,120
Welcome, Sarah,

894
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,400
to the family.

895
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,960
-Hello?
-<i>Yo, she's after your address.</i>

896
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,200
-She wants to know where the farm is!
-What?

897
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,440
<i>Fletcher! She said she was</i>
<i>disappointed with your FaceTime call,</i>

898
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,280
said you were distracted by your kids!

899
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,920
Well, to be honest,
it wasn't my kids. It was Holly's.

900
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,160
<i>You were supposed to go to that farm</i>
<i>to work, to save our jobs.</i>

901
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,000
The Banda House vultures
are circling this deal, bro!

902
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,040
-Somebody at the door.

903
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,040
Hi, Mr. Cunningham.

904
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,080
Just thought that it'd be really nice

905
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,520
if the children could spend time
with the baby goats?

906
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,600
-Uh, what, today?

907
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,480
Me and the villagers
thought it'd be really great

908
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,960
if everyone could take part
in their education,

909
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,280
and today is your turn.

910
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,280
I've already got five children,
three kids.

911
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,760
You want to give me two more?

912
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,040
"It'd be so good for them to have
children their own age to play with."

913
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,600
-Isn't that what you said?
-Yes. But I didn't mean--

914
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,720
Okay, off you pop. Have fun!

915
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,680
-Enjoy farm school!
-Right, who wants to dig up some sprouts?

916
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,960
Yes, come on. Follow me!

917
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,440
Last one to the top of the hill
has to peel them too!

918
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,880
You too, Mr. Cunningham!

919
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,640
Come on, Rudolph!

920
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Come on, boy.

921
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,280
-What's going on?
-We're having sprouts for lunch.

922
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,040
Good luck
getting my kids to have sprou--

923
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:28,960
Mm.

924
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,200
Buster, where's your lollipop?

925
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,960
I gave it to Billy Goat.
I like sprouts now.

926
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,560
-Do you want a sprout?
-No. Absolutely not.

927
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,840
You can't hide in your study forever!

928
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,240
So we need to find a way to draw him out
of that boring little study.

929
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,840
-Any ideas?
-Why don't you show Dad your tractor?

930
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,240
Oh yeah! Even Daddy likes tractors.

931
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,880
Yes. Yes, I love it.

932
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,640
It's big. It's bold. It's beautiful!

933
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,000
Come on, follow me.

934
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,480
Let's go!

935
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,920
-Ready? Let's go! Woo-hoo!

936
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,640
Innovation that we can bring
to your products and your businesses.

937
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,040
-We go the extra mile.

938
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,080
-Why is it doing that? The--

939
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,000
What's that?

940
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,240
It's crashed. Oh my God.
Yeah, I know. It's worse than that. Okay.

941
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,120
What else did I write?
I wrote "connections."

942
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,080
Oh, this is a nightmare!

943
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:35,040
What's that growing on the tree, Beano?

944
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,040
Oh, this?

945
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,800
This is mistletoe.
It grows all over the farm.

946
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:44,080
That's where Mistletoe Farm gets its name.
But our mistletoe is magic.

947
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,040
What do you mean?

948
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,680
Our mistletoe
doesn't make people just kiss.

949
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,760
It makes them fall in love.

950
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,120
Ooh!

951
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,640
Come on! I'll show ya.

952
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,200
Donkey number one, donkey number two,
I've seen the way you look at each other.

953
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,560
Now it's time to bring some magic
to your romance.

954
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,120
Aww!

955
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,200
Yes!

956
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,240
Love is in the air!

957
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,320
That's what I'm saying.
It's an absolute nightmare.

958
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,240
My computer's crashed.
He's left me all these unpaid bills.

959
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,520
-Hay bills, electricity, gas, water!
-I knew this would happen.

960
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,200
Your father's left you in trouble.

961
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,720
I know that you said
to manage my expectations.

962
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,760
We're coming back to London straight away.

963
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,200
Sorry, Mum, can I call you back?

964
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,560
-Do you want to ride the tractor?
-No! I've got tons of work to do!

965
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,360
-I don't wanna go back to London.
-We have to do something.

966
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,640
Magic mistletoe. Voilà.

967
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,240
Merry Christmas to you.

968
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,040
-Merry Christmas.
-How's it going?

969
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,080
We're trying to help with the bills
so he doesn't take them back to London.

970
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,120
No way! You can't go back there!
This is your home now.

971
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,320
-What's going on?
-Their dad wants to take 'em to London.

972
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,360
But you're the future of Cobbledon.
All right, let me get one.

973
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,000
Hello, children. I've brought you each
a ball of wool and some needles.

974
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,480
You can choose your color.
Ooh! The mistletoe.

975
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:14,040
I haven't seen this for a while.
I'm gonna have a whole basketful.

976
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,040
-Oh!
-Thank you.

977
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,680
-Never know when the magic will happen!
-No!

978
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,200
Hello, Otto.

979
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,280
Hey, you want some? It's for a good cause.

980
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,240
Why would I want some?
It's not like I want to kiss Miss Nerris.

981
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,840
I've made a contribution.

982
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,360
I'll keep it safe… until you're ready.

983
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,240
I've been ready for years, Otto.

984
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,680
-Ooh!

985
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,560
Beano, can I get some of that?

986
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,440
Thank you very much.

987
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,680
Hello, ladies!

988
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,160
Hello!

989
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,040
How are the kids?

990
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,240
Mr. Cunningham's
doing really well with them.

991
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,080
He's even named one of them Sarah.

992
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,960
I'll take one of those.
You never know when you might need it.

993
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,880
-Yeah.

994
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,000
Bye.

995
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,920
It's gonna happen! It's gonna happen!

996
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,440
Sorry to disturb you.

997
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,760
I hear you're thinking
about going back to the city.

998
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,360
-Where'd you hear that?
-The village vine.

999
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,560
-Can you take Snowy?
-Sure.

1000
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,600
-Come on.
-I just need to go boil the kettle.

1001
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,120
Get the hot water bottles ready. Come on.

1002
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,080
Hey, guys.

1003
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,640
I'm gonna keep you nice and warm.

1004
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,880
-Good girl.

1005
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,520
How are you girls getting on?

1006
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,560
-New owner treating you well? Huh?

1007
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:07,080
-You're great with the animals.
-Thank you. Just did Holly's milk.

1008
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,040
Thank you.

1009
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,920
It's easier with Holly's kids than my own.

1010
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,920
Must be hard for them losing their mum.

1011
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,800
I don't really like to talk about it.

1012
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,960
Well, if you ever do want
to talk about it,

1013
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,640
I'm good with humans too.

1014
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:21,840
-Oh, yeah.

1015
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,160
Emergency. It's, uh, Oscar the pig again.

1016
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,760
-Gotta go!
-No, wait.

1017
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,080
You dropped something.

1018
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,560
Do you think she used the mistletoe?

1019
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,840
Doesn't look like it. But if your dad
and Miss Ashley did fall in love,

1020
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,400
he would definitely want to stay
and save the farm.

1021
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,520
-We need to make it happen.
-What about Mum?

1022
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,880
I think she wants that too.

1023
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,320
We need to find a way
to get Miss Ashley back here.

1024
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,320
Why don't we ask her for dinner tomorrow?

1025
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,520
And pretend that Rudolph's sick
and needs help?

1026
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,800
Won't she be mad
if she finds out we're lying?

1027
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,480
No, no. She won't find out.

1028
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,720
Rudolph is a really good actor.
He is well sick.

1029
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,200
Right, for this smoochy magic to work,
we're gonna need way more mistletoe, okay?

1030
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,960
Let's spread out all over the farm.

1031
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,680
Operation Mistletoe, go, go, go! Let's go!

1032
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,200
I have had no updates

1033
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,960
and no evidence
to suggest he has done any work at all.

1034
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,920
If Fletcher Consultants is in trouble,

1035
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,760
I need to see it with my own eyes.

1036
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,440
No, she can't come here.

1037
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,440
<i>That's what she said! She's the boss!</i>

1038
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,280
I think she thinks you're hiding.

1039
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,480
Just stop her from coming, okay?
I am so close to nailing this pitch.

1040
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,200
You look worried. Why am I talking
to a goat? I need to get out!

1041
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,120
Brilliant job! Yes! Let's go, go, go!

1042
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,880
-Peekaboo!
-Hello there.

1043
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,480
I understand you're having
a bit of financial difficulty at the farm.

1044
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,920
Now look,
we've got a Christmas show coming up.

1045
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,640
I would be more than happy
to do a bucket collection.

1046
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:08,080
I really need a singer
for the carol concert.

1047
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,240
Maybe a little singsong
will cheer you up.

1048
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,400
No, I don't sing.

1049
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,360
Lily's coming to the library later.
You could read with her.

1050
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,200
Pop into the bakery. Violet's coming in
to help with the Christmas cakes.

1051
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,520
No, I'm trying to lose calories,
not gain them.

1052
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,600
We don't count calories in Cobbledon!

1053
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,400
Tie it up all over the house,

1054
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,400
so when they walk under it,
they have to kiss,

1055
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,560
and then, boom, magic!

1056
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,120
I've been meaning to ask about
the Christmas tree. You won't let us down!

1057
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:38,040
Mr. Cunningham, we've got
a quote here for a new roof on the barn.

1058
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,120
It's in a terrible state,
leaking for years.

1059
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,800
It's a bit expensive,
but maybe we can all help out.

1060
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:43,800
I'm not a charity.

1061
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:48,400
-But you're family. Cobbledon family.
-You're one of the village people now.

1062
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,640
Always great to see you,
and I'll see you soon.

1063
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,600
-At the Christmas fair!
-Christmas fair.

1064
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,640
-That's where we'll see you.
-See you.

1065
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,560
-At the Christmas fair!
-Okay!

1066
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,280
-Don't miss it!
-Missing you already!

1067
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,200
-Where's my speech?
-What speech?

1068
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,280
The thing I've been writing on paper!

1069
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:17,000
-You mean that one?
-No, no, no! Give me that.

1070
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,240
Have you not got a backup
on your computer?

1071
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,920
Computer's broken.
That's why I wrote it on paper.

1072
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,040
Okay. Now I've had another little fiddle
with the pipes,

1073
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,480
but I think you're gonna need
a proper plumber.

1074
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,000
Oh! Oh, Mr. Cunningham!

1075
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,320
Oh no!

1076
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,440
It's freezing!

1077
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,160
-It's freezing!

1078
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,440
Mistletoe Farm.
I've got a bit of an emergency.

1079
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,640
Broken water pipe.
Yeah, quick as you can. Okay, thank you.

1080
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,200
"Rural Estates.
Property Buyers. Cash Offers."

1081
00:56:58,920 --> 00:56:59,760
Hello.

1082
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,400
Sorry, I haven't got time.
I'm waiting for a plumber.

1083
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,600
-I am the plumber.
-You're the baker!

1084
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,080
-And plumber.
-Come in. Thank you.

1085
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,680
We're so grateful
you came to rescue the farm,

1086
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,160
save it from those nasty developers
who were sniffing around.

1087
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,880
Oh, rotten, they were.

1088
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,600
Relentless, yeah.
They only care about money, money, money.

1089
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,800
They sound terrible.

1090
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,000
They don't care if those animals
are carted off to you know where.

1091
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,360
It'll be Jingle pie,
and goat curry for those poor babies.

1092
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,520
That'll fix it.

1093
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,040
You're a lifesaver. Thank you.

1094
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,320
-All the best, Mr. Cunningham. Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.

1095
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,000
-Thanks again!
-Bye!

1096
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,200
It's okay, Rudolph.

1097
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,840
-What's going on?
-Rudolph's in pain.

1098
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,360
Has he eaten something bad?
Has he got a bad stomach?

1099
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,920
His farts have been
really stinky lately, haven't they?

1100
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,840
Really stinky.

1101
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,760
I can prescribe him some painkillers
if he's off his food.

1102
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,720
-Can Miss Ashley stay for dinner tonight?
-Well, not tonight.

1103
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,280
It's just I've got
all those leftovers from yesterday,

1104
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,560
and I need to do my work.

1105
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,320
Well, maybe you should look up
from your work sometimes, Mr. Cunningham.

1106
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,000
-Do that. Look up. Go on.
-Yeah, look up, Daddy.

1107
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,920
-Look up!
-Up, up, up!

1108
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,360
Oh.

1109
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,520
Huh. Who put that there?

1110
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,440
I think I'm just gonna go
and check up on the goats. Yeah?

1111
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:17,360
Uh…

1112
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,680
I-I think I'm just gonna go
and check on Miss Ashley.

1113
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,160
Oh, yes, well done, Rudolph.

1114
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,800
Bravo, my friend, bravo.

1115
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,360
You're a star. You're a star, my friend!

1116
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,960
-Hi.

1117
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,440
Don't worry about Rudolph. He's okay.

1118
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,360
-Oh, good.
-Prescription for Billy the goat.

1119
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,040
Bad tooth.

1120
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,440
Someone's been feeding him sweets.

1121
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,440
Oh, it's Buster. Lollipops.

1122
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,640
Although apparently
Buster likes sprouts now.

1123
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,720
Much healthier.

1124
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,920
It's obvious they like each other.
Why didn't they kiss under the mistletoe?

1125
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,000
And I think we need to reunite Holly
with the kids again. She's much stronger.

1126
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,640
Oh. I was enjoying
looking after the little ones.

1127
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,520
The man who's not really an animal person
suddenly finds his heart.

1128
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,000
I wouldn't go that far.

1129
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,920
It's just since my heart broke,
I've tried not to use it, you know?

1130
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,600
-Have a good evening.
-Yeah. Yeah, you too.

1131
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,720
Don't you think the stars shine brighter
in the countryside?

1132
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,880
Well, there's more sky,
so there's more stars.

1133
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,160
Makes you feel like
you're being watched over, doesn't it?

1134
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:28,760
What do I do?

1135
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,000
Should I stay?

1136
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,200
Give me a sign.

1137
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,480
Hi, Dad.

1138
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,960
Charlie, are you knitting?
You're meant to be asleep.

1139
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,400
I need to get it done, Dad.

1140
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,000
-What is it? A present? Is it for me?
-It's for Kayla.

1141
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,360
-What are these?
-They're for the triplets.

1142
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,760
Miss Womble knitted them.
She's gonna knit one for Jingle.

1143
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,360
Well, they are very lucky little goats.

1144
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,840
They're going back into the barn tonight,
so these are gonna keep them warm.

1145
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,640
There we go. There we go.

1146
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,840
Star, come on.

1147
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,720
-Let's see if you can latch on.
-Go on, Star.

1148
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,240
-Come on. That's it.

1149
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,320
That's it!

1150
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,200
-Yes, she did it.
-That's fantastic. Okay. Here we go.

1151
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,560
Snowy's turn. Go on, Snowy.
Go on. Don't be nervous.

1152
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,680
-Come on, Snowy.
-That's it. Go on.

1153
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,680
-That's it. You're doing it, Snowy.
-Yeah, he did it!

1154
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:34,800
Yeah!

1155
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,360
Okay, Sarah, come on.

1156
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,600
Off you go. Go on.

1157
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,440
-Go on, Sarah.
-Do it for Mum, Sarah.

1158
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,680
-Go on.
-Come on, Sarah. You can do it.

1159
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,080
Come on.

1160
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,760
That's right, Sarah.

1161
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,440
-That's it. You've nearly got it.
-You're nearly there.

1162
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,400
Sarah!

1163
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,600
You've done it!

1164
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,160
-Sarah, you've done it!

1165
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,000
You good girl. You're such a good mum.

1166
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,760
How about you go back to bed? I'll stay
with Holly and the kids all night.

1167
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,040
Well done, Sarah.

1168
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,680
I love you.

1169
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,080
Love you.

1170
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,080
You did really well with them goats.

1171
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,200
Oh.

1172
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:18,000
-Do you wanna sleep in my hammock?
-You just want to sleep in my bed.

1173
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,600
Oh, no. No, no, no.

1174
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:23,320
I'm gonna snuggle down here,
nice and cozy like a piglet.

1175
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,400
What was he like?

1176
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,440
My dad. I'm wearing his clothes.
I don't know anything about him.

1177
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,120
He was a bit like Arnie the pig.

1178
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,880
Like, big and cuddly.

1179
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:35,000
He loved nature, loved animals.
He loved the stars too.

1180
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,800
He used to say no matter how dark it got,
there was always stars to light the way.

1181
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,280
If he was so wonderful,
how come he just left me?

1182
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,760
-Different priorities.
-Gets a job in America, never looks back.

1183
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,760
-Like I didn't exist.
-He loved you though.

1184
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,880
He didn't try and find me
when he came back.

1185
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,400
He did. Loads of times.

1186
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,640
But the letters always got returned.
Hang on.

1187
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,520
Here you go.

1188
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,400
What…

1189
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,240
But… but this is the wrong address.

1190
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,040
We moved after he left.

1191
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,160
He didn't know that.
He just thought you didn't wanna know him.

1192
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:19,080
I might not be the best dad in the world,
but I would do anything for my children.

1193
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:20,960
If these letters had come back to me,

1194
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,600
I would've gone to the ends of the earth
to find my kids.

1195
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,080
He obviously just didn't want to find me.

1196
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,960
Good night, Mary. Good night, Bright.

1197
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,640
-Good night, Billy.

1198
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,720
Good night, donkey number one.
Good night--

1199
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,280
-Please go to sleep.
-Goodnight, Farmer Cunningham.

1200
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,400
Good morning, Mr. Cunningham.

1201
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,840
Come on, sleepyhead.

1202
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,800
Come on now. Come on. Me and the kids
are going wild swimming. Wanna come?

1203
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,800
-It's brilliant for your circulation.
-I've told you. I can't!

1204
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,560
My boss could turn up any day now.

1205
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,800
It's the weekend.
Bosses don't work weekends.

1206
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,920
We've got lots of activities lined up,
and tonight is the Christmas fair.

1207
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,440
No, she's on the warpath.
She wants my blood.

1208
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,240
Oh, fine, go and stew
in your own work juice,

1209
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,520
and do not forget
that Christmas tree, okay?

1210
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,000
The village square won't be the same
without it. Capisce? Thank you.

1211
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:23,760
What?

1212
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,760
Sorry, Popsicle. I guess
I'm not the son you wanted me to be,

1213
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,400
but you weren't exactly the dad
I wanted either.

1214
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,000
Not you again. You see this?

1215
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:44,720
<i>This </i>is the answer to all my prayers,
and you will be out of my life forever.

1216
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,360
Right. Give me that back.

1217
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,200
-Let go of it.

1218
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,480
-Right. I need…

1219
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,720
Right. Come here. Come back. Come back!

1220
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:56,760
Oh, it's lovely!
It's lovely and warm. Yes, you're in!

1221
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,960
Woo-hoo!

1222
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:03,320
Just give me the leaflet. Come on.
We're friends, aren't we? Old friends.

1223
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,360
Give me that. Yes! Ha ha!

1224
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,400
Thought you could outsmart
Matt Cunningham? Well, you can't,

1225
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,680
because these guys…

1226
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:13,040
Hang on. Give that back. Oi, hang on.
Give me that back!

1227
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,840
Right. Give it. Come here!

1228
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:19,080
Give me that! Where's he going?
Come here. I've got you! Come here!

1229
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,520
And that is how you do it.

1230
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:27,480
Yes?

1231
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,840
I need some of your mistletoe,
the magic stuff.

1232
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,680
-What?
-The stuff that makes 'em want to kiss!

1233
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,320
Sorry, I'm in the middle of something.
Come back later?

1234
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,280
It might be too late.
She might've gone off with someone else!

1235
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,840
Gone off with… Here. Here. Take this.

1236
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,960
Thank you!

1237
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,000
Welcome to the Cobbledon Players.

1238
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,680
I think it's fair of me to say
that my productions here

1239
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,680
are really pretty legendary.

1240
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:53,280
Now let's just start off

1241
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:57,240
by getting you to tell me what
acting experience you've got. Anybody?

1242
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,840
I was going to be
in the Christmas play at school.

1243
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,840
I'm afraid "going to be"
doesn't quite cut the mustard.

1244
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,320
When I was in <i>The Mousetrap…</i>

1245
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:12,840
<i>…</i>what we would always do is we would
elongate our words for dramatic effect.

1246
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:17,280
We'd also leave great big, long pauses
after every three or four words.

1247
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,880
Then we'd have lots of double takes.

1248
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,160
I'll show you this actually.
Listen and learn.

1249
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,600
I am a genie,

1250
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,080
and I live in a lamp.

1251
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,120
But look!

1252
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,680
Who goes there?

1253
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:33,560
Could it be

1254
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,160
Aladdin?

1255
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:38,840
Now let's give you a little go.

1256
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,240
I am a genie,

1257
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,840
and I live in a lamp.

1258
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,800
You see, I didn't believe a word of that.

1259
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,600
Lovely. You will go far.

1260
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,640
Gerald, maybe we should focus more
on the hoedown this year.

1261
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,760
We can teach them
how to speak hoedown and line dancing.

1262
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:54,880
But my production--

1263
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,520
Can take a backseat this year,
for the sake of the children.

1264
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,800
You all want to be
part of the hoedown, right?

1265
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,000
-Yes.
-Oh, absolutely!

1266
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,800
If you wanna go to the hoedown,

1267
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,760
we need to teach you how to walk the walk
and talk the talk.

1268
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:09,200
Hit it!

1269
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:16,280
Come on, everybody. Clap your hands.
It's the Cobbledon Christmas hoedown.

1270
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,640
Now, y'all need to be hoedown ready
for the Cobbledon Hoedown Snowdown.

1271
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,520
-Say Cobbledon.
-Cobbledon!

1272
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:22,600
Say Christmas!

1273
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,640
Christmas!

1274
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,840
-Say Cobbledon Christmas!
-Cobbledon Christmas!

1275
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,560
-Say hoedown!
-Hoedown!

1276
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,360
-Say snowdown!
-Snowdown!

1277
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,880
-Say yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!

1278
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,000
-Say ooga-ooga-ooga!
-Ooga-ooga-ooga!

1279
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,040
-Say buckaroo!
-Buckaroo!

1280
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,840
Now you're speakin' hoedown too.

1281
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,360
Barney tells us
your barn roof needs fixing.

1282
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,800
Happy to take a look,
see if we can fix it up.

1283
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:05,320
There's no point fixing the roof
when the barn's gonna get knocked down.

1284
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,160
-Knocked down?
-That's the phone, the office.

1285
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,160
So I've got to…

1286
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,200
But thank you for your interest.

1287
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:23,360
Ooh!

1288
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,200
Yee-haw!

1289
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,160
Mr. Cunningham's gonna
knock the barn down, tear it all down!

1290
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,960
"I hope you will make a visit
to Mistletoe Farm

1291
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:45,960
at your earliest convenience
so that we can make an acceptable deal

1292
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:49,320
and I can hand over the property to you
for redevelopment

1293
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,720
as soon as possible."

1294
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,480
"Yours sincerely, Mr. Cunningham."

1295
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,120
Oyez, oyez!

1296
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,240
Welcome to the village Christmas fair!

1297
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,120
He's here with the tree!

1298
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:08,440
Your dad's here, kids. Go!
Come on, let's go and see him.

1299
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,080
Yes. Quick, quick, quick, quick!

1300
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,920
Oyez, oyez!

1301
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,360
Now for the main event.

1302
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:19,200
The generous donation
of the Christmas tree from Mistletoe Farm!

1303
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,760
That is not a forest tree.

1304
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,680
Hey, that's from our school.

1305
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,040
-We gave it to you.
-That's <i>our </i>tree.

1306
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,320
Oyez, oyez.

1307
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,000
He is a traitor.

1308
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,720
He's selling the farm to the developers!

1309
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:04,760
-What?
-No!

1310
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:05,680
No!

1311
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,640
Okay, I've spoken to the developers.

1312
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,400
I've made an appointment,
and they're going to buy the farm,

1313
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,960
and there's nothing
that any of you can do about it.

1314
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,400
Mr. Cunningham,
you may have given up on us,

1315
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,280
but we refuse to give up on you.

1316
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:18,200
Yes.

1317
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,280
And I made that jumper for you
with your face on it.

1318
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:23,920
What…

1319
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,680
Huh.

1320
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,680
-Is that meant to be me?
-It's flattering.

1321
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,880
How does this look anything like me?

1322
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,160
-I wouldn't put this on a goat!
-It wouldn't fit it.

1323
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,160
They say it takes a village
to raise a child, Mr. Cunningham.

1324
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,040
This village is raising yours.
The least you can say is thank you.

1325
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,040
Yeah.

1326
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,080
-Kids, we're going.
-I don't want to go!

1327
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,080
Guys.

1328
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,600
I don't wanna go, Dad.

1329
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,680
Go and get in the car.

1330
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:55,960
Fine.

1331
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,160
We can't just let him sell the farm.

1332
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,840
The village without a farm
will be like Cobbledon without Christmas.

1333
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,440
I say we stage a protest.

1334
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,880
We can appeal
to Mr. Cunningham's sensitive side.

1335
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,720
He doesn't have a sensitive side
from what I can see.

1336
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,480
You know what they say
about killing with kindness.

1337
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,600
Let's show him how really kind we can be.

1338
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,040
I don't think he realizes
how much he needs us,

1339
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,840
and he's gonna be so lonely
this Christmas.

1340
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,800
Okay, well, thank you. That's very… nice.

1341
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,360
Okay, thank you, kids. Inside.

1342
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,360
They were the only ones
that could sing in tune.

1343
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:39,360
-Oh!
-What?

1344
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,480
Meet me in the barn first thing.

1345
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:48,880
We're gonna stop those developers.
Make sure you tell the others.

1346
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,320
-Yes.
-Yes.

1347
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,480
Get down.

1348
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,960
We've spotted the vehicles.

1349
01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,760
I repeat, we've spotted the vehicles.
Enemy incoming. I repeat, enemy incoming.

1350
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,480
You've got to turn it on, Beano.

1351
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,600
Enemies incoming.
Get to your positions ASAP.

1352
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,360
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P.

1353
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:08,440
-Now!
-Now!

1354
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,080
Okay. Over and out.

1355
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:20,560
Ugh.

1356
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,200
Hello. Ah, you found it okay.

1357
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:26,160
-Mr. Cunningham, hi.
-Hi, Mr. Cunningham.

1358
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,520
-Marlon.
-He's Marlon Morris. I'm Louis.

1359
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,720
-Louis Drake.
-That's me.

1360
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:34,360
-Okay. Love the place. It stinks.
-It stinks. It reeks. Must be intolerable.

1361
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,800
-Poor man.
-Oh, your nostrils!

1362
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,240
-Ugh!
-Ugh!

1363
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,640
-Wanna start in the house?
-Let's. Come on, boys.

1364
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,360
Good idea. Nice to be back.
Love to your papa.

1365
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,320
Ow!

1366
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,080
Charlie is go. Repeat, Charlie is go.

1367
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,640
Cunningham, the contract. We'd love you
to just pop your signature there.

1368
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:53,120
Have a skim.
Don't worry about the small print.

1369
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,400
It's fine.
I don't need to read the small print.

1370
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,680
I'm happy to see the back of this place.

1371
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,160
Absolutely perfect.
Now, listen, before we sign, I'd just…

1372
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,680
-I'd love to have another look round.
-Yeah. No, fine.

1373
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,240
-I can just store it safely over here.
-Okay.

1374
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,520
-This is the kitchen?
-Yep.

1375
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,640
-Oh!
-Oh.

1376
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,640
Oh gosh!

1377
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:11,880
-That's…
-What is that?

1378
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:13,360
It's quite a smell, isn't it?

1379
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:16,360
-Trust me. It's just rotten eggs.
-That is horrific!

1380
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,760
It's the poisonous mold
from the sewer pit below.

1381
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,760
-What?
-What did you say?

1382
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:23,160
-Didn't you tell them about the sewer pit?
-No!

1383
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,360
There is categorically
no sewer pit under the--

1384
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,160
-What is this?
-It's toxic! Agh!

1385
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,760
-What is this?
-That is not poisonous.

1386
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,120
It's in my eyes!

1387
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:46,000
Look, I am sorry about before.
As you can see, it's a spacious bedroom.

1388
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,800
Yeah, no probs. We'll move on.

1389
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,520
-Do you wanna--
-Take some measurements? Love to.

1390
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,400
What's this?
We've got a… Okay.

1391
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,560
-What is that?
-Oh gosh!

1392
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,760
-What is that?
-A pig.

1393
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,760
-Why is there a pig there?
-I don't know.

1394
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,480
-Who keeps a pig in a wardrobe?
-Why is there a pig?

1395
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,680
Leave the farm alone! Hey!
Leave the farm alone! Hey!

1396
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,040
So this is the barn, just up here.

1397
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,120
The animals spend
most of their time in here.

1398
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,520
They absolutely love it.

1399
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,280
A lot of the original features up here,
which is nice.

1400
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,560
Well, this is it.

1401
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:20,200
Oh, yeah, it's lovely.

1402
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,400
-Let's knock it down.
-Maybe a boutique hotel.

1403
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,720
Well, no, 'cause the anim…
It doesn't matter.

1404
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,000
-Have a look round, and I'll pop back.
-Yeah.

1405
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,240
-Yeah. Okay, fine.
-Yeah.

1406
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:30,480
Yeah, see ya.

1407
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,720
-Drake.
-Yeah.

1408
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,560
-Animals.
-Livestock.

1409
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,320
-Who's a little pork chop?

1410
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,920
-Cute.
-Oh, oh!

1411
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,880
Stop, stop!

1412
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,840
Put it… Put it down.

1413
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,880
-I can't see!
-You're fine. It's fine. A little lamb.

1414
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,400
Hello, little lamb.
Can you say "mint sauce"?

1415
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,200
Can you say
"medium rare with onion gravy"?

1416
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,920
<i>Un, deux, trois!</i>

1417
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:02,080
-Drake! Drake!

1418
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:06,160
Leave the farm alone! Hey!
Leave the farm alone! Hey!

1419
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,640
I mean, so this is everything.
There is a wood down there.

1420
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,200
We have crops over there,
some sprouts or something.

1421
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:17,280
Yeah. I can see ice rink,
theme park, retail park. What do you see?

1422
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,640
I can't see anything
after what we've been through.

1423
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,320
It's been an absolute nightmare.

1424
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,760
Come on! Traitor!

1425
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:32,520
-Cobbledon, Cobbledon-ooga!
-Ooga!

1426
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,600
And get off of our land,
or we'll get you off!

1427
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:38,640
Don't worry. It's just the local yokels,
the village people.

1428
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:43,240
We've had worse protesters than this.
These are little people with little lives!

1429
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,040
-Little people? Hold my coat.
-No, no, no, no!

1430
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:49,760
-This land is not for taking!
-Don't worry about her.

1431
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:53,320
-She's the head of the knitting circle.
-No surrender!

1432
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,360
-Ugh!
-Ugh!

1433
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,120
Ugh!

1434
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,560
Charge!

1435
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,760
Let's be havin' you!

1436
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:12,680
Barry, what the hell are you playing at?

1437
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,720
Trying to do
what's best for our community.

1438
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,120
-You won't scare them off that easy.
-We might not, but they will.

1439
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,040
Oh my…

1440
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:32,280
Bye-bye!

1441
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,080
That's it, get out!

1442
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,640
-Faster!
-Get them!

1443
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:46,520
-Go on!
-Get off our farm!

1444
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,000
Yes!

1445
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,600
No! Do not sign that, Farmer Cunningham.

1446
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,880
<i>I </i>have already signed it. They didn't,

1447
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,720
and now they don't want
to buy the farm, thanks to you.

1448
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,840
You can't go back to being all work.

1449
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:03,920
Real life is not fresh air
and talking to chickens, Beano, okay?

1450
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,040
-People's jobs are at stake!
-Your kids' happiness is too.

1451
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,760
-My kids are fine.
-They miss their mum.

1452
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,760
But they miss their dad more.

1453
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,960
This is business, Beano.

1454
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,840
Kids don't count!

1455
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:17,880
We don't count?

1456
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,120
No, I… Well, it was… I was…

1457
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,480
Oh, well, thank you. Thank you very much!

1458
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,200
This had better be the best pitch
Cunningham has written,

1459
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,560
because if it's not,
he will be losing a lot more than his job,

1460
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,120
if you know what I mean.

1461
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,920
-What's that?
-That's a sheep. You know…

1462
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,120
Them ones.

1463
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,120
Ugh! What's that noxious smell?

1464
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,120
Oh, it's the countryside air!

1465
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,640
What are you doing?

1466
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:55,120
-I don't like it!

1467
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,840
-Looks like we've seen 'em off!

1468
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,440
Oh, maybe I spoke too soon.

1469
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,960
There's more of them!
They're all coming out of the woodwork!

1470
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:03,920
Boo!

1471
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,840
Where is he? Where's Matthew?
What have you done with him?

1472
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,680
-We don't want you here! We've had enough!
-Aye.

1473
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:13,080
I have driven
all the way from London to here,

1474
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,480
and I demand to see him now!

1475
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,760
We know exactly where you've come from,
same place as the last idiots.

1476
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,040
-Excuse me?
-Whoa!

1477
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,240
-We don't want any trouble.
-Then you've come to the wrong place.

1478
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:27,280
-What's that?
-A pig. The ones that…

1479
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:29,280
-Them ones.
-Yes. Just get rid of it!

1480
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,520
-Get rid of it?
-Oh, I'll do it myself!

1481
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:35,240
-I was gonna try and--
-Don't you dare spray perfume at that pig!

1482
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:38,960
Miss Fletcher.
Ignore these… yokels and come inside.

1483
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,440
-Yes, yes.

1484
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,880
There's no point in buying a farm
if you don't like the smell of manure.

1485
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,840
That pig's got more right to be here
than you!

1486
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,840
Agh, God, they're multiplying!

1487
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,760
Get away from me, you filthy swine!

1488
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,920
Miss Fletcher, I'm so sorry!
Mo, please get her out of the mud.

1489
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,600
D'you… Do you wanna?

1490
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,200
-You're fired.
-Please, don't--

1491
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,400
You are sacked.

1492
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:11,600
You are dismissed with immediate effect.

1493
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:16,400
I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
You're gone. Now, Mo, heave me up!

1494
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:19,480
Please! I've been working on the pitch.
It's really good!

1495
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:22,440
-I like what you've done.
-I need this job!

1496
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:27,520
-Sorry it didn't work out, yeah?
-Mr. Cunningham. I would like a refund.

1497
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,200
-What?
-My one didn't work!

1498
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,520
I don't know what you're talking about!

1499
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:36,640
Oh, Grumpy!

1500
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,760
-Mr. Cunningham.
-Okay, you.

1501
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,320
You see that woman out there?
She's not a developer.

1502
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,480
She's my boss, okay? And now I'm sacked.

1503
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,920
So that's gone. That job has gone,
and it is… It's all your fault.

1504
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,040
-I'm sorry, Mr. Cunningham.
-No! You don't get to be sorry right now.

1505
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,040
After everything
my kids have been through,

1506
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,000
I can't even put a roof over their heads.

1507
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,720
-I can fix the roof.
-Not this roof!

1508
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:01,920
In our home.

1509
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,880
In our real home, with real people,
in London where we live,

1510
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,160
where I now can't afford
to pay the mortgage

1511
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,440
'cause I don't have a job!

1512
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:10,880
I'll sort everything.

1513
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:15,640
No, no. You… you have ruined everything.

1514
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:19,880
You know, you need to,
um, pack your bags and your hay,

1515
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,360
and… and get out!

1516
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:24,480
Okay? Because you…
you don't live here anymore.

1517
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,880
I'm gonna miss you guys.

1518
01:20:58,080 --> 01:20:59,160
But I've gotta go.

1519
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,040
I've messed up big time, okay?
I'm gonna put it right.

1520
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,560
We're gonna miss you, Beano.

1521
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:09,520
I don't want you to go, Beano.
I don't want you to go.

1522
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,720
I just brought Kayla and Kayan
to say goodbye to the children.

1523
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,840
-Have you got a minute?
-Uh, okay.

1524
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:37,880
The children are really upset,
and what you did to Beano…

1525
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,080
What I did to Beano.

1526
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:43,640
When I said education comes in many forms,
I didn't just mean the children.

1527
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,920
-I meant yours too.
-Right.

1528
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,600
Learning is for life,
not just for Christmas.

1529
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,120
The children have learnt
so many things here.

1530
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:56,040
They've learnt to knit, to crochet,
to sew, to sing, to have courage,

1531
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,280
and to belong.

1532
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,560
But when you took
that school Christmas tree

1533
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,520
that the children gave you
from the bottom of their hearts

1534
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:06,080
and presented it back to them
as some sort of trick,

1535
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:07,640
they felt betrayed.

1536
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:11,680
-That's not what I was trying to do.
-You know Violet's star was on that tree?

1537
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,680
The one that she made for her mum.

1538
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,200
Well, that star got lost in transit,

1539
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,760
because you were too busy
to do the right thing

1540
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,400
and go and cut down
that tree in the woods.

1541
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,520
Doing the right thing is something
we teach children here in Cobbledon.

1542
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:29,440
So you may not appreciate
our village school or our village ways

1543
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:30,840
or our village people,

1544
01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:34,680
but we care for your children
with all our hearts.

1545
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:35,880
And so does Beano.

1546
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000
Maybe there's a lesson for you in that.

1547
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,480
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I am sorry that I threw out Beano, but I…

1548
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:58,080
Oh, come on. Look…
He's going to be fine, I promise you.

1549
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:01,480
He's from the countryside.
The countryside is his home.

1550
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,400
<i>This </i>is his home! This is all our homes!

1551
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,760
Beano.

1552
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:43,760
Hello, son.

1553
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:44,680
Mum?

1554
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,520
Here.

1555
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:49,640
I'm so sorry.
I should've told you. I should…

1556
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:53,560
I should've given you
the letters and the presents.

1557
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,240
Wait. So, you sent everything back to him?

1558
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,760
Yes. He'd never turn up at Christmastime.

1559
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,000
Your little face waiting.
He'd never turn up.

1560
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:04,560
He was upsetting us all the time.
I didn't want any more of that.

1561
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:17,560
<i>"Dear son, today will be</i>
<i>your seventh birthday,</i>

1562
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,160
<i>and I really hope you are happy."</i>

1563
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,720
<i>"Dear son, today will be</i>
<i>your eighth birthday."</i>

1564
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,200
<i>"Soon it will be Christmas."</i>

1565
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,040
<i>"Today will be your ninth birthday,</i>

1566
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:27,760
<i>and never a day goes by</i>
<i>when I don't wonder how you are."</i>

1567
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,080
<i>"Today will be your 11th birthday,</i>

1568
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:33,720
<i>and I've enclosed a little gift for you</i>
<i>as it's so close to Christmas."</i>

1569
01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:36,560
<i>"I thought that you might</i>
<i>like this snow globe."</i>

1570
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,520
<i>"Every time you shake it up,</i>
<i>I hope that you will think of me."</i>

1571
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:48,320
"Dear Santa, please keep Beano safe,
and ask Rudolph to look after him,

1572
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,000
and please get Daddy to change his mind."

1573
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:53,680
"And help us
spend time with our dad."

1574
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:58,520
"Help him to stop working
so we can show him he can be happy again."

1575
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:23,720
Oh no! The animals have escaped!

1576
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,200
Someone left the gate open
at the top field!

1577
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:32,280
Something's wrong at Mistletoe Farm.
I've got the children on the phone.

1578
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,840
I'll get the horse, you get the quads.

1579
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:42,440
-Stay as close to me as you can, okay?
-Okay!

1580
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:52,440
-Come back!

1581
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:17,000
You left the gate open!
Animals have gone onto the road.

1582
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:17,920
What?

1583
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:21,840
Okay, look, we have to find Beano.
He can't have got that far.

1584
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,640
Okay, come on. Let's do this.

1585
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:31,480
So you see, Miss Fletcher,
none of this was Mr. Cunningham's fault.

1586
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:32,840
Has it stopped talking?

1587
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,600
Have we finished? Have we quite finished?

1588
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:39,400
Look. He's worked really hard
on his pitch.

1589
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,120
<i>That's </i>the pitch?

1590
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:45,880
It's not what a pitch looks like on paper
but what a pitch has to say that counts.

1591
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,400
-Would you like me to read it to you?
-Go on then. Entertain me!

1592
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,440
Sorry, bit nervous.

1593
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:54,480
Get on with it.

1594
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,240
"You're expecting
a big, impressive speech."

1595
01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:58,400
Yes, we are.

1596
01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:01,320
"But I want you
to think about the little guy, like Mo."

1597
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,600
Hey!

1598
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:06,040
"At Fletcher Consultants,
we always look at the big picture."

1599
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,120
"We are always thinking global,

1600
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:11,400
but sometimes
we miss the things that matter most."

1601
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:14,680
"The people that matter most."

1602
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:15,720
"The butcher."

1603
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:17,960
"The baker."

1604
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,600
"The candlestick maker."

1605
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:22,480
"The farmer. The father."

1606
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:24,920
"The cleaner."

1607
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,440
"The dreamer."

1608
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:27,360
"The teacher."

1609
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,240
"The goat."

1610
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,400
"The little people
that make up the big picture."

1611
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,920
"People like us."

1612
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:55,000
Rural Estates.
Doesn't look very rural, does it, Rudolph?

1613
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:59,040
Developers. Developers!

1614
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,240
-Developers!
-Sorry, no change.

1615
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:04,560
No, no, no, it's me.
It's Beano, from Mistletoe Farm.

1616
01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,320
-Absolutely not.
-No, no, no.

1617
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,160
No, sir. Absolutely not.

1618
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,240
No, I'm here to sell it. I ju…

1619
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:12,480
Are you joking?

1620
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,800
Why would we go back
to that treacherous place?

1621
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,520
I still smell of egg.

1622
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:19,640
Now, listen, Marlon,

1623
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,920
what are you doing here
listening to this buffoon

1624
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,800
after everything he put us through?

1625
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:28,160
None of that was Mr. Cunningham's fault.
It was all my fault, and the kids.

1626
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:30,680
We tried to sabotage the farm
so you wouldn't buy it.

1627
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:34,200
But look, Mr. Cunningham
really wants to sell now. He does.

1628
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:35,320
He signed here.

1629
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:38,320
All you need to do is sign here and here,
and the deal is done.

1630
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:55,000
Come on, Rudolph.
Well, here you go. It's all yours.

1631
01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:57,920
-If we could get the deeds and keys.
-Keys, please.

1632
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,560
I'm gonna tell the animals
you're gonna treat them right.

1633
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,200
Uh, sorry, you…
He's just gonna tell the… animals.

1634
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:06,040
-Is he okay?

1635
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,640
-Mr. B!
-Mr. Cunningham!

1636
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:11,520
-Where is everyone?
-What?

1637
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,200
-Where is everyone?
-Who?

1638
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:14,200
-Itsy!
-What?

1639
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:15,880
-What's Itsy?
-Weenie!

1640
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:17,640
-Who's Weenie?
-Mary!

1641
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:18,560
Mary!

1642
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:19,960
Bright! Bright!

1643
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:22,520
Where is everyone? Where is everyone?

1644
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,960
Beano! Beano!

1645
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:27,240
-Beano!
-Beano!

1646
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:28,680
-Seen Beano?
-No.

1647
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:31,440
Sorry, okay, come on.

1648
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,800
Beano!

1649
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:34,600
There you are. Who are we looking for?

1650
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:37,320
-We're looking for Itsy, Bitsy…
-Teenie and Weenie?

1651
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:40,600
You, Beano! We've been looking for you.
Is that my jacket?

1652
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,560
-I'm here now.
-What are they doing here?

1653
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:45,200
-We bought the farm!
-They've signed the contract.

1654
01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:47,480
You do not have to live
in Cobbledon anymore.

1655
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:50,120
-The farm belongs to them.
-I want to live in Cobbledon!

1656
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:54,840
I want to stay here with my children,
and you, and… and Miss Ashley.

1657
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,560
-What are you talking about?
-Beano!

1658
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,280
-What's going on?
-Beano!

1659
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:00,880
-What?
-I know, okay? And I…

1660
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,680
I don't have time to explain that now.

1661
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:05,400
The animals have all escaped.
My bad. I left the gate open.

1662
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:08,200
-You ignored the country code.
-Never mind about that!

1663
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:10,480
We need to find the animals
before they get hurt.

1664
01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:14,160
-Everybody, quiet!

1665
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,240
I can hear bells.

1666
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:18,440
Rudolph. Jingle bells, where?

1667
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,480
-The woods.

1668
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:24,200
-To the woods, everyone! The woods!

1669
01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:25,480
-Let's go!
-Quick!

1670
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:27,000
-To… the woods.
-To the woods.

1671
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:31,120
I'm… It's…

1672
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,280
Wait a second.

1673
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:39,920
To the woods.

1674
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:42,480
-Jingle!
-Jingle!

1675
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:45,800
This way. This way, this way.

1676
01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:49,320
Jingle!

1677
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:52,720
Everybody, quiet! Quiet!

1678
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,080
The bell.

1679
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,480
This way. Well done, Rudolph. This way.

1680
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:00,120
Jingle!

1681
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:02,960
Jingle! Jingle!

1682
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,080
Jingle!

1683
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:05,000
Who is Jingle?

1684
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,400
Absolutely no idea.

1685
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:07,800
Jingle!

1686
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:12,920
Oh, look, it's Jingle!

1687
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:17,040
Jingle. Well done, Rudolph. You found him.
Finally you're a real sheep dog!

1688
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:18,640
Right, I'm going in.

1689
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,440
Mr. Cunningham, hold my legs!

1690
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:22,400
Okay, well, everybody, hold on.

1691
01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:24,400
Ready. Steady, please.

1692
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:28,960
After three. One… two… three!

1693
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,400
-Get back.
-Catch him, please!

1694
01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:33,920
-Yeah!
-We've got him!

1695
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:36,080
Well done, Rudolph.

1696
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:55,920
-Who are you?
-I'm Matt's mum.

1697
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:56,880
Nana!

1698
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,360
Nana! Shall we?

1699
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:03,400
-Right.
-Right.

1700
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:05,200
-Uh, sit.
-Sit.

1701
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:07,120
-Ow!
-What?

1702
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:08,240
Just go on.

1703
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,600
All right, Grumpy?
What are you doing here?

1704
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:14,640
Before I retired, I was a lawyer,

1705
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:18,080
and I represented your father,
Mr. Cunningham.

1706
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:22,920
I'd like to draw your attention
to this special clause in the will.

1707
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,880
-What's a special clause?
-Is it a Santa Claus?

1708
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:29,680
This special clause stipulates

1709
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:33,880
that the farm cannot be sold
under any circumstances

1710
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:36,760
and is only inherited property

1711
01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:41,120
if you stay on the farm
and sustain it for the years to come.

1712
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,240
I'm afraid the farm is not sold

1713
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,400
and never can be,
as long as the family want to stay here.

1714
01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:49,040
We do want to stay here!

1715
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:50,880
I want to stay here forever!

1716
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:53,600
Perhaps you'd like
to look through it yourselves.

1717
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:54,760
Let me see this.

1718
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:56,280
Look at this!

1719
01:32:56,360 --> 01:32:59,720
-This is just old-fashioned nonsense.

1720
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,840
-It's…

1721
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,680
-It's, uh…

1722
01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:08,880
-Drake.
-Yep.

1723
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:11,200
-What?
-Yep.

1724
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,160
-Okay.
-Okay.

1725
01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:19,880
Well, I hope you know
this has been some serious time-wasting.

1726
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:23,280
-And you!
-And you, you!

1727
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:25,640
You! You, you, you, you.

1728
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:29,360
You owe us for dry cleaning
and the hospital bills.

1729
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:31,440
Do you have any idea
how much pain I was in?

1730
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:35,520
-Would you like me to show you out?
-We're going. Keep your stupid farm!

1731
01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:36,520
Yeah!

1732
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:38,240
-Out!
-Stinks!

1733
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:41,320
-The farm is ours!

1734
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:44,240
Oh, we've got the farm! The farm is ours!

1735
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:48,160
How are we gonna keep it ours?

1736
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:53,200
I think I know a way to keep the farm.
Ask the kids about the magic.

1737
01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:54,880
He means the mistletoe.

1738
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:57,320
What is it
with all this mistletoe business?

1739
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,320
It's magic.

1740
01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:02,280
Okay. I don't think
that mistletoe can be magic, Buster.

1741
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:15,200
Is that…

1742
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:19,000
Oh.

1743
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:20,400
It's the town crier.

1744
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,960
For a minute,
I thought you were Father Christmas.

1745
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:25,520
I know this is something
you might not want to hear,

1746
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:29,360
and it's fine
if you can't deal with it right now,

1747
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:32,440
but I brought you some mistletoe

1748
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:34,840
from the fields back there.

1749
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:36,920
Another Christmas gift

1750
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:41,320
to try and make up
for all the Christmases I've missed.

1751
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,160
Sorry? What? What?

1752
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:48,120
I know it's a shock.

1753
01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:52,480
What? Are… are you saying, um…

1754
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:55,120
Hello, son.

1755
01:34:58,040 --> 01:35:01,200
How? I… I mean,
you left me the farm in your will.

1756
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:02,800
I left you the farm,

1757
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:05,680
but I never said anything
about being dead.

1758
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:09,480
And as you can see, I'm alive and well.

1759
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:10,800
Was everybody in on it?

1760
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:15,560
I just wanted to bring my family
back together again. I'm so sorry.

1761
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:19,400
Will you take it, son?

1762
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:32,960
It's going to change your life.

1763
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:52,080
Hi, Grandpops.

1764
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:53,080
Oh!

1765
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:54,600
Buster!

1766
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:58,120
How nice to meet you properly at last.

1767
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,120
Big day.

1768
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:16,800
The biggest.

1769
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:18,560
It's crazy. I…

1770
01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:20,640
I dunno.

1771
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:23,840
What you do know is
that everybody loves you.

1772
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,120
Especially me.

1773
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:32,520
I'm a very patient person.
I mean… Well, I mean, just…

1774
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:33,440
Oh.

1775
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:50,480
Yee-haw!
Welcome to this year's Hoedown Snowdown.

1776
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,320
Yee-haw!

1777
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,200
Ooh!

1778
01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:39,800
What are you doing here?

1779
01:37:39,880 --> 01:37:42,600
-We bring good news.
-What?

1780
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:45,000
-Emblem loved your pitch.
-Mm-hm.

1781
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:45,920
How?

1782
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:48,760
Beano came all the way to London
and showed us the pitch.

1783
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:51,080
-Mo read it, very well I may add.
-Thank you.

1784
01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:54,920
They loved it! They loved
the whole community aspect of it.

1785
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,440
And there was another word…

1786
01:37:56,520 --> 01:37:57,680
-Heart.
-Heart.

1787
01:37:57,760 --> 01:37:59,360
They loved it. Said it had heart.

1788
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:02,120
So I want you
to get yourself suited and booted

1789
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:05,120
and get yourself back to London.
Get out of this place.

1790
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,120
No. I don't really want that job anymore.

1791
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:09,440
But I am glad
that you two get to keep yours.

1792
01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:13,160
Surely you're not gonna stay <i>here,</i>
are you?

1793
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:16,480
-Yee-haw! Say Cobbledon!
-Cobbledon!

1794
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:18,520
-Christmas!
-Christmas!

1795
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:22,280
-Cobbledon Christmas!
-Cobbledon Christmas!

1796
01:38:22,360 --> 01:38:23,920
-Ooga-ooga-ooga!
-Ooga-ooga-ooga.

1797
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,960
-Beano!
-Beano!

1798
01:38:26,040 --> 01:38:27,920
-Say yes, Beano!
-Yes, Beano!

1799
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,760
-Stage dive!
-Stage dive!

1800
01:38:29,840 --> 01:38:33,120
You gon' catch me?
You gon' catch me, right?

1801
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,560
Here I come!

1802
01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:35,880
Woo!

1803
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:44,240
Miss Fletcher, it turns out
that kids really do count,

1804
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:47,720
and I want to spend some time
with my kids, and my children

1805
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:50,920
and my farmhand, and a very expensive vet,

1806
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:53,080
because I am coming out.

1807
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:55,600
I'm coming out as a farmer.

1808
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:58,160
That's right.
I am now one of the village people.

1809
01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:00,520
-Oh, wow.
-And nothing is gonna stop me!

1810
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:08,080
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cunningham
is now one of the village people.

1811
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:11,280
Let's show him
what us village people can do!

1812
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:05,320
Follow me! The baby donkey's being born!

1813
01:40:07,640 --> 01:40:10,040
Follow me. Sh.

1814
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:16,840
So donkey number one and donkey number two

1815
01:40:17,360 --> 01:40:18,920
made donkey number three.