1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,272 - Stellar. 4 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:14,975 - "The best thing for being sad is to learn something. 5 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,889 That's the only thing that never fails. 6 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:32,460 You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, 7 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,627 you may lie awake at night 8 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:36,630 listening to the disorder of your veins. 9 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,500 You may miss your only love. 10 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,535 You may see the world about you 11 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,371 devastated by evil lunatics, 12 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:47,541 or know your honor trampled in the sewer of baser minds. 13 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:51,712 There is only one thing for it then, to learn. 14 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,048 Learn why the world wags and what wags it. 15 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,286 That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust. 16 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,455 Never alienate, never be tortured by, 17 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,391 never fear or distrust, 18 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,093 and never dream of regretting. 19 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,129 Learning is the only thing for you. 20 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:12,300 Look what a lot of things there are to learn." 21 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,669 Can anyone tell me where that came from? 22 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,014 - T.H. White said it in his book, 23 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,507 "The Once and Future King". 24 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,774 - Very good, yes. 25 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,711 Now, can anyone tell me what it means? 26 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,115 If I were in your seats, 27 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,359 I wouldn't want to answer that question either. 28 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,352 But since I'm up here, I'll do my best. 29 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:37,325 Learning is the one thing in the universe that doesn't lie. 30 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,227 What do I mean by that? 31 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,630 No matter how you look at it, learning is truth. 32 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,532 Even if the thing you've learned is a lie, 33 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,033 you've still learned it. 34 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,969 You can always learn to unlearn something you've learned. 35 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,572 Now, forgive me if I'm confusing the hell out of you, 36 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,974 but learning is something that nobody 37 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,743 in the history of the universe 38 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,711 has ever been able to master. 39 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:01,549 There's no way for one person to learn everything. 40 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,285 In fact, there's no way for everyone together 41 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,619 to learn everything. 42 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,686 So, why learn? 43 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,189 Why get an education? 44 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,058 Just to get a job? 45 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,561 There are plenty of people out there with jobs 46 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:14,862 who don't have an education, 47 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,664 they're doing just fine. 48 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:20,268 So, what's the big deal about education, about learning? 49 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,613 Because if we all stop trying to learn something 50 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,105 just because we'll never know it all, 51 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,707 we'd all be stupid. 52 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,742 So, because this is day 1, 53 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,086 and we're all getting to learn each other's 54 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:30,978 names a little bit, 55 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,446 I'm gonna pass this ball around 56 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:33,914 and when it comes to you, 57 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,317 state your name and one interesting fact about you. 58 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,384 Incoming. 59 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,689 - Uh, my name's Calvin, I'm new here, 60 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,457 and football is my game. 61 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,663 - Hey guys, I'm Raymond, you can call me Ray, 62 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,799 and I'm really into music. 63 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,873 - Thanks. 64 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,910 Uh, my name is Wayne, Wayne Stein. 65 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,012 My favorite meal is home cooked 66 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:09,450 macaroni and cheese with meatballs, and milk. 67 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,087 - Hi, my name's Kerri, 68 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,557 and I really like taking still photographs. 69 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:22,029 - My name's Tracy, and I can run a mile in under 7 minutes. 70 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,167 - Name's Slones, Carl, 71 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:30,838 and my favorite MLB player is probably Hank Aaron. 72 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,642 - I'm Sarah, and I actually share 73 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,777 a birthday with Sally Fields. 74 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:43,884 - Hey, my name's Shane, and I can bench a lot. 75 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:55,429 - Hi, my name is Tommy, and I enjoy writing. 76 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,302 - And my name is Mr. Murphy. 77 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,839 I've taught for nearly 20 years. 78 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,341 I love school. 79 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:11,412 Feel free to stay late, ask me anything, I'm here for that. 80 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,782 I have a very aggressive teaching style, 81 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,684 and I'm sorry if I ever offend any of you, 82 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,519 but know that we're family now. 83 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,654 It's gonna be a great year, okay? 84 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,290 And one more thing, the faculty has let me know 85 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,359 that the cafeteria has some sewer damage, 86 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,627 so for the time being, 87 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,129 we're gonna be having lunches in here, okay? 88 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,465 So, to start our first class, 89 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,602 we're going to talk about, wait for it... 90 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,668 Love. 91 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,815 Yes, I can see some of the puzzled looks on your faces, 92 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,083 you probably thought I was gonna say something 93 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:43,276 like algebra or physics, or maybe Spanish. 94 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,546 But no, love. 95 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:49,116 We can live without math, science, English, history, 96 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,919 postage stamps, even water for a few days. 97 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,088 But love is the one thing we truly can't live without. 98 00:05:56,424 --> 00:06:01,028 True love is unconditional, safe, yet dangerous. 99 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,063 And the beauty of it all, 100 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,932 is it can be found just about anywhere. 101 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,401 Something funny, Mr. Williams? 102 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,405 - Uh, yeah. 103 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,940 Yeah, something's funny. 104 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,409 - Would you mind sharing it with the rest of the class? 105 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:19,212 - No, no, it's too rich. 106 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,981 Please, I insist. 107 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,083 - Okay. 108 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,685 You see, it's just this thing, 109 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,487 I thought it to be a little funny 110 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,822 that you're up here preaching about love, 111 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:32,292 but you don't know what it is. 112 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,727 - I know what love is. 113 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:34,795 - Oh, really? 114 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,196 You're married, is that it? 115 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,233 I mean, 'cause, guessing from the looks of it, 116 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,737 I'd say no. 117 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:47,274 You see, I don't think people actually love people. 118 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,443 You can't love someone more than yourself. 119 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,946 But to get back to your question there, 120 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:57,918 so if you're married, well, ipso facto, 121 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,820 then there's no way it's real. 122 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,721 Love, that is. 123 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,292 - All right, everybody stand up. 124 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,495 We're going to do a little exercise. 125 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,229 Let's go, stand up, on your feet! 126 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,765 Everybody standing? 127 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,266 Good. 128 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,737 Now, sit if you've ever taken care of someone sick 129 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,139 and sacrificed something for their benefit. 130 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,277 Sit if you've ever had a friend so close 131 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,647 you can tell them anything without them worrying 132 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,048 about spilling the beans. 133 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,986 Sit if you believe in God. 134 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,158 Sit if you were born. 135 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:46,867 Someone gave birth to you. 136 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,344 They didn't have to, there was ways around it. 137 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:51,872 But you're here, I'm here, they're here. 138 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,273 That's love. 139 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,678 On that note, lunch. 140 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,223 Tony Easterday, could you please come to the office? 141 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,959 Your mom's here. 142 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,025 Thank you. 143 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,267 - Who can tell me what this is? 144 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,202 Yes, Wayne? 145 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,403 It's a globe, sir. 146 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,237 - Correct! 147 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,371 That it is. 148 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,473 Now, the globe represents something. 149 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,875 What does it represent? 150 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,879 Does somebody other than Mr. Stein have any thoughts? 151 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,281 Mr. Slones, please. 152 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,551 - This may be an elementary answer, but is it the world? 153 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:14,487 - That's not elementary, you answered the question. 154 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,357 So, what is the world made up of exactly? 155 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,828 Let's move past the obvious, land, water, people, things. 156 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,894 Any thoughts? 157 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:27,334 You know, when I was a kid, I had a teacher. 158 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,937 And he told me that the world was a bad place 159 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:33,440 made up of bad things and bad people. 160 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,576 He said the world was filled with hate, 161 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:39,179 lies, and fast food, and none of it was good. 162 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,883 Took me a while, but I realized 163 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,618 that's what he chose to believe. 164 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,887 So, I decided I'm gonna believe 165 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,194 what I want to about the world. 166 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,524 That it's a good place, filled with truth, 167 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,061 love, and fast food, the kind that is good. 168 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,789 I ran into this teacher again 169 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,031 some years after I graduated 170 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,800 and I told him what I thought of his class 171 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:00,910 and what I chose to believe in. 172 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,836 And you know what he said to me? 173 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,206 He said, "Murphy, what the hell do you know? 174 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,440 You probably read the Bible 175 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:10,377 and don't even know how to spell "Armageddon". 176 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,055 And in that moment, it came to me, and I said, 177 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:15,683 "You're right, I don't know how to spell Armageddon, 178 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,351 but it's not the end of the world." 179 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,120 So, back to our original point, 180 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,856 what is the world made up of exactly? 181 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:27,327 To me, the scientific answer doesn't mean bullshit. 182 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:31,131 The Earth's core could be made of a molten, hot ash 183 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,599 or a giant wad of bubblegum. 184 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,154 I like to think the center of the world is the latter. 185 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,511 Shit, it's free candy, get it! 186 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,753 - "My skin is a kind of sort of 187 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,922 brownish pinkish yellowish white. 188 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,191 My eyes are greyish blueish green, 189 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,328 but I'm told they look orange in the night. 190 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,132 My hair is a reddish blondish brown, 191 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,533 but its silver when its wet, 192 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,169 and all the colors inside of me 193 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,704 have not been invented yet." 194 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,306 Wayne Stein. 195 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:20,680 Writer, filmmaker, genius, self proclaimed prodigy. 196 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,687 Whoa! 197 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,817 - It's 1919, and Germany is on its knees! 198 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,618 How does it get to the other end of the room 199 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,854 which is 1939? 200 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:01,989 - Hitler goes to Munich! 201 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,623 - Correct, next! 202 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,368 - Germany fails to make reparation payments. 203 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,894 - Bingo! 204 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,104 - The Nuremberg Laws are passed? 205 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,462 - Yes, next! 206 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,597 - Hitler was a Nazi. 207 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,498 - We're past that. 208 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,599 - Hitler was a Jew. 209 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,034 - Not even close. 210 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,402 - Nazi Germany. 211 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,236 - Read the book tonight. 212 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,070 Next! 213 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,839 - Uh, Hitler kills Jews. 214 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,500 Poland's friends with Germany, yes! 215 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,846 That's history 101 and PE 216 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,449 all wrapped up into one today, folks. 217 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,222 - Look, when I say one roll, I mean one roll. 218 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:39,960 Not two, not three, or four, or 10, one! 219 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,194 You're feeding these animals 220 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,062 like they're members of the damn Senate 221 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,530 for crying in the night! 222 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,598 So quit trying to make friends with the garbage 223 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,001 and do what you're paid taxpayer dollars to do! 224 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,436 - Yeah, you moron! 225 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,238 Quit feeding them all the grub! 226 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,512 - You look here, you big dummy. 227 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,484 I ever catch you pulling a stunt like that again, 228 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,677 and I'll knock your teeth out with a tire iron. 229 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,744 Got it? 230 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,479 Damn it! 231 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:07,187 - As you can see, I've gotten my workout in for the week. 232 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,991 Now, I've got a little exercise I want you to do. 233 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,201 I wanted to do this last week 234 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,593 when we had our lecture on love, 235 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,864 but since we had a little interruption from Mr. Williams, 236 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,598 I decided to move on. 237 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,167 Now that we're all in a better mood, 238 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,769 I'd like us to continue to get to know each other. 239 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,076 So, here's what we're gonna do. 240 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,840 I want you all to stand up, push the desks out, 241 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,376 and partner up with a member of the opposite sex. 242 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,912 Come on, everyone stand up. 243 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,714 Don't look at me like I'm completely retarded, just do it. 244 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,392 Excellent. 245 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,669 All right, partner up, come on. 246 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,693 Don't be shy. 247 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,067 - Uh, Mr. Murphy, there's no more girls, 248 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,668 what are we supposed to do? 249 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,571 - Uh, Carl, why don't you come up here with me, 250 00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,907 and the other two partner up, 251 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,075 and we'll rotate through in a little while. 252 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,945 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 253 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,213 I'm gonna turn on some music, 254 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,480 and when the music starts, 255 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,649 you'll begin dancing with your partner. 256 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,184 Now, relax, this doesn't mean 257 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,262 you have to ask them out on a date or fall in love with them 258 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,122 or anything like that, 259 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,557 but if you've decided that you have fallen for your partner, 260 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,592 I suggest you go down to the local jail first 261 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,194 and get some advice from an inmate. 262 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,097 No, I'm serious. 263 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,298 Why do you think those bums 264 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,967 are always getting lady visitors? 265 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,469 They know how to smooth talk 'em. 266 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,138 Okay, let me strike up the band. 267 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,707 All right. 268 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,612 Okay, everybody talk, dance. 269 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,847 Carl, don't be a queer. 270 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,383 Stand there and put your hands on my hips. 271 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,353 - So, what do you do besides throw balls around all day? 272 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,187 - I read. 273 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,821 I read books, sometimes. 274 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,057 I don't know, what about you? 275 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,791 - Oh, an athlete and a scholar. 276 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,962 I live on 34th Street, and I have two older brothers, 277 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,863 and I love the movie Gone with the Wind. 278 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,065 Have you seen that? 279 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,131 - Uh... 280 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,901 - In '75 I lost my first tooth. 281 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,070 - Oh. 282 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,871 - It was shaped exactly like an arrowhead. 283 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,218 I was eating one of those Oreos, 284 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,141 the two cookies with the cream in the middle, 285 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,342 and then snap! 286 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,978 Off goes my pearly whites. 287 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,579 Man down, man down! 288 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,781 I called for a search and rescue mission. 289 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,984 I pulled the now bloody cookie out of my mouth, 290 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,119 and there in the middle of it was a tooth 291 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,587 out there in its lonesome. 292 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,855 I took the tooth and put it under my pillow. 293 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,357 The next morning I woke up 294 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,227 and instead of tooth, it was a quarter, all to myself. 295 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,895 I spent it on a soda. 296 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,082 - So, how much do you bench? 297 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,464 - Well, it depends. 298 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,531 - On what? 299 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,566 - How I'm feeling. 300 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,633 - How are you feeling? 301 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,004 - Right now? - Yeah. 302 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,405 - Feeling pretty strong. 303 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,309 - We literally look like the biggest pair of queers 304 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,610 in the Midwest right now. 305 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,079 - I realize that. 306 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,650 Look, just ask me a question, 307 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,952 that's why we're doing this thing anyway. 308 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,521 - All right, fine. 309 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,490 What's your favorite color? 310 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,194 - Uh, purple? 311 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,496 - Oh my god. 312 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,283 - Okay, everyone switch up to a new partner. 313 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,504 Raymond! 314 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,140 This song's so hot! 315 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,484 - Hey. 316 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,204 - Need a partner? 317 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,271 - Throw it here. 318 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,145 You sure know how to pick a dance partner there, pal. 319 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,347 - Okay, he wasn't my first choice. 320 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,150 - Second choice was much prettier. 321 00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,886 - Oh, well, all right, Mr. High Jock. 322 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,230 You know, I saw you going googly eyes 323 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,223 over Kerri Kennedy standing there. 324 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,657 - What do you mean? 325 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,025 - "What do you mean?" 326 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,536 Come on, you were staring at her so hard 327 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,197 I thought her dress was gonna fall off. 328 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,998 - I mean, she's pretty. 329 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,133 - Oh, yeah. 330 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,270 So, you gonna make a move or what? 331 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,805 - What, no. 332 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,174 I mean, she's probably more interested in Shane anyway. 333 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,241 - Shane? 334 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,743 That guy's a complete tool. 335 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,079 - Maybe, but he's got the confidence. 336 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,182 - Okay, Shane is not confident, he's a dirt bag. 337 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,417 He's cocky. 338 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,485 He's the cockiest dirt bag I ever saw. 339 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,421 There's a difference, trust me. 340 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,957 You should ask her out on a date sometime. 341 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,024 - You got advice? 342 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,662 - I was the guy dancing with another guy today, remember? 343 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,497 Not exactly James Dean myself. 344 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,567 You need advice from a pro. 345 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,634 - Like Shane? 346 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,738 - All right, I can give Shane advice. 347 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,804 - Like what? 348 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840 - Drop dead. 349 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,335 - Okay. 350 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,036 Today we're going to talk about blood. 351 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,406 But first, we'll need to get some. 352 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,117 I'm going to give each of you something to cut with, 353 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,742 and you can start on each other. 354 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,011 There you go. 355 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,446 A screwdriver for you. 356 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,781 For you. 357 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,286 Scissors for you. 358 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,020 And a knife for you. 359 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,923 I'm gonna go grab my ice pick, I'll be right back. 360 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,728 Don't join the circus, Wayne, 361 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,271 you'll give yourself a heart attack. 362 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,773 No, today we're going to talk about adrenaline! 363 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,464 - Hi. 364 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,865 - Can I help you? 365 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,067 - Yeah, I'm doing a project for school. 366 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,769 Or, it's more of a research paper, 367 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,373 but I'm just trying to get a good story 368 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,009 from inmates and crooks and other sort of felons 369 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,747 just to sort of document for my class, for school. 370 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,187 - We keep the scumbags up on the top floor. 371 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,922 Just don't let any of those bastards 372 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:50,989 out of their cells. 373 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,061 Do you want me to make a face 374 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,731 or pose or something so you can take a picture? 375 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,433 - Actually, I was wondering if 376 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,967 I could ask you some questions. 377 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,519 The other day during Mr. Murphy's lectures, he was... 378 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,053 That's our teacher, Mr. Murphy. 379 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,024 He was saying something about how people in jail 380 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,327 know all about girls and love 381 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,295 because when they're in here, 382 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,997 that's usually all they've got. 383 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,199 So, he didn't say it just like that, 384 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,135 but it got me thinking. 385 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,738 - It got you thinkin', huh? 386 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,306 - Yeah. 387 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,807 See, there's this girl in the class, 388 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,944 and she's really pretty, right? 389 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,813 She's got these eyes, and she doesn't say much, 390 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,051 but I don't know, there's something about her. 391 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,553 - Did you talk to her? 392 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,555 - Well, no, see, that's the thing. 393 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,158 I don't know how. 394 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,260 - I don't think it's you don't know how, 395 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,195 I think it's you're afraid. 396 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,598 - No, it's just- 397 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,534 - Cal, you're in jail talking to a random convict. 398 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:46,473 Talking is not the problem, it's fear. 399 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:49,909 - Okay, then how do I not be afraid? 400 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,146 - Now, who can tell me what this is? 401 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,192 Oh, for Pete's dragon, everyone knows what this is, 402 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,585 it's a camera! 403 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,953 - Mr. Murphy, I was gonna say that. 404 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,556 - Thank you, Wayne, I feel better now. 405 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,358 Now, let me tell you why this little gadget 406 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,959 is so remarkable. 407 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,695 Does anyone know what Noah looks like? 408 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,963 You know, the guy who built the big ass ark? 409 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,101 Does anyone know what Moses looks like? 410 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,403 - He had a beard. 411 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,269 - Did he? 412 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,336 So I've heard. 413 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,008 Does anyone know what Charlie Chaplin looks like? 414 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,579 Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart? 415 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,817 See, that's because those guys are all immortal. 416 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,385 They can never die. 417 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,821 They've been captured on film forever. 418 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,098 Luckily for some of those guys, 419 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,491 they're never gonna see a day past 25. 420 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,893 Film gives us the power and the ability 421 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,529 to capture a moment in time, 422 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,797 and we can hang on to that moment forever. 423 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:50,202 Through film, people can live to be immortal and ageless. 424 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,638 Now that's art, is it not? 425 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,907 What other medium can accurately translate 426 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,343 a person from the real world 427 00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,613 into a realm where the world itself stands still? 428 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,248 Now, a lot of people will go telling you 429 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,483 not to go out to Hollywood 430 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,760 and try to make it big as an actor, 431 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,028 you'll end up in the food industry. 432 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,421 But I say what the hell, go for it! 433 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,356 If you're in, you're in to stay. 434 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,761 There's a spot picked out for you for eternity. 435 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,596 The rest of the world is going to be able 436 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:18,898 to share in that moment that you created once 437 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,167 forever and ever. 438 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,435 I say it's worth a shot. 439 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:25,804 Say cheese. 440 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,023 You develop this picture and get it to me, 441 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,248 you keep the camera. 442 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,315 Deal? 443 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,418 - Thank you. 444 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,190 Roy! 445 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,892 You dinosaur, get up here! 446 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,361 I thought I told you to keep this hallway clean. 447 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:24,296 There's boxes all over here! 448 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:26,398 I thought I told you to pick those up last week. 449 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,800 You're slow as a turtle! 450 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:20,119 ♪ Hungry heart ♪ 451 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:25,091 ♪ You knew me from the start ♪ 452 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,828 ♪ You and me ♪ 453 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:33,800 ♪ We should be wild and free ♪ 454 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,669 ♪ Oh, we were never ♪ 455 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:37,503 - Hello? 456 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,771 Is this Mr. Goyer? 457 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:43,375 Hi, this is Tommy Cunningham. 458 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,312 I have a script that I've written 459 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,581 that I think you'd be very interested in reading. 460 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,317 It would make a great film. 461 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:55,421 Look, if you just give it a readthrough, 462 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,487 I know you'd... 463 00:25:58,758 --> 00:25:59,758 Okay. 464 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:01,627 I understand. 465 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:03,930 Thanks for your time. 466 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,604 ♪ For you and me ♪ 467 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,178 - Uh, hey, it's me again. 468 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,248 Would it be could if I did more interviews for that project? 469 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,652 Uh, sir? 470 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,197 - Unless you're planning on breaking 471 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,790 all the dirt bags out of here, 472 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,825 I don't frankly give a rat's ass. 473 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,696 - I just thought you'd appreciate me asking, that's all. 474 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,397 - What does this say? 475 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:39,766 It says police. 476 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,133 Now, how can I help you? 477 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,301 This is the county jail, 478 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,603 not the bumper car rides at the Six Flags. 479 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:45,671 Now, get! 480 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,342 - All right, here's what you do. 481 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:53,245 Go to class early the next time you go into school, 482 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,749 but pick up some nice flowers before you go. 483 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,786 Then when you get in, leave them on her desk. 484 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,855 But don't let her know right away that they're from you. 485 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,424 Kinda just let her figure it out, 486 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,126 and it'll spark the conversation. 487 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,763 - Okay, but how is she gonna know 488 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,364 that they're from me? 489 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:13,866 - Girls are smart. 490 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,202 She should be able to pinpoint it, 491 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,938 unless you picked out the dumbest broad in the world. 492 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,440 - Okay. 493 00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:22,608 I'll give that a shot. 494 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,145 But what do I do when she figures out 495 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,947 that they are from me? 496 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,448 - Just let the conversation flow, 497 00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,250 and don't be such a robot. 498 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,552 - And then after that? 499 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:36,155 - Come back for part 3. 500 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,422 - You came in early to ask me to prom? 501 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:11,657 - Well, no. 502 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:12,892 These are... 503 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,169 Can I just leave them on this desk? 504 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,561 - You're in love with someone else? 505 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,263 Oh, that breaks my heart, Cal. 506 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,336 You want her to know those are from you? 507 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:26,605 Don't be shy, it's okay. 508 00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:28,040 - I mean, no, not yet. 509 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,418 - Don't you think it'll be a little obvious 510 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:31,610 when everyone walks in 511 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,345 and it's just you, me, and the flowers? 512 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,259 Why don't you get lost and come back right before class? 513 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,450 That way nobody will know. 514 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,186 - All right, I'll do that, thanks. 515 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,155 - Cal. 516 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,323 Forget your pack? 517 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,390 - Oh. 518 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:47,492 Thank you. 519 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,041 - Oh, that sly dog. 520 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,980 Why didn't you tell me you were making a move, lover boy? 521 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:42,124 - What are you talking about? 522 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,182 I didn't make a move. 523 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:45,727 - The flowers on her desk weren't from Shane, 524 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:47,353 the pain in the ass, pal. 525 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,587 I figured that much. 526 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:49,989 - All right, so I got her flowers. 527 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,024 It's not like I asked her to the theater. 528 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,492 - Well, you might as well have. 529 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,828 - Besides, she probably thinks that they came from Shane. 530 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:57,296 Did the guy a favor, I guess. 531 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:58,797 - Well, then tell her you got 'em. 532 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,332 She'll be more flattered that way 533 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:01,944 than if she goes on thinking the world's biggest toolbox 534 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,770 brought her some flowers off his mom's kitchen table. 535 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,372 - Where do you think I got 'em? 536 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:10,642 - Don't tell her that. 537 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:14,313 So, what's your next move? 538 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,481 - I don't know. 539 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,917 I haven't really thought that far ahead. 540 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,544 - I think you should ask her to a movie, 541 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,020 I bet she'd love that. 542 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,247 And it'll help her figure out 543 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:25,091 that it was you that brought her the flowers. 544 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,325 - Eh. 545 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:27,426 I'll think about it. 546 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,895 - Hey, check this out. 547 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,562 I bet you didn't know I was a punter. 548 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,767 What do you think the yardage on that was? 549 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,769 - Eh, negative four yards. 550 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,233 - Son of a bitch. 551 00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:20,579 - The toilet's down the hall. 552 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,316 And your diplomas? 553 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,252 - Those you have to earn. 554 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:27,819 - That's what I heard. 555 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,221 - From who? 556 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,456 Who are you? 557 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,162 - What if I told you I'm a 13 year old kid 558 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:33,325 looking to enroll here? 559 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,860 - You sound 40. 560 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:37,429 - What if I told you I'm an inmate from the county jail 561 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:38,797 looking to enroll here? 562 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:41,900 - I'd ask how you got out. 563 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,503 - I fit through the bars. 564 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,705 Why you here so late? 565 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,075 - Counterfeiting lottery tickets. 566 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,576 Better chance of winning that way. 567 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,078 - Bullshit. 568 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:54,513 - You be honest with me and I'll be honest with you. 569 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:59,018 - I'm looking to learn about business and stuff. 570 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,587 How to make a lot of money. 571 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,790 - You got the wrong guy, look where you're at. 572 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:08,094 - Maybe, but you got resources. 573 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,927 - Resources? 574 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,429 What resources? 575 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,665 I've got pens, paper, a few books, that's it. 576 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:15,633 - Can you read? 577 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:17,536 - What? 578 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,906 - You don't hear so good, but can you read? 579 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,408 - I'm a teacher. 580 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,143 - So, can you teach me something? 581 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,645 - Listen. 582 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,947 The reason I stay late every night and often never leave 583 00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,017 is because I care about education. 584 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,652 I care about my students, this building. 585 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,389 And I don't have anyone to go home to. 586 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,092 - Thanks for being honest with me. 587 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,395 - So, how did you get out? 588 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:45,531 - Can you keep a secret? 589 00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,034 - I've got no one to tell. 590 00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:51,003 - My cell is faulty. 591 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,407 I can muscle it to its fault and slide the doors open. 592 00:32:57,076 --> 00:33:00,546 I think this is God giving me a second chance. 593 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:03,982 - If that's the case, why don't you just run away? 594 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:07,486 - Because I know I'll probably end up in the same place. 595 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,188 Once you're in the system, 596 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:10,756 it's a hard cycle to break. 597 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:12,657 - Fair enough. 598 00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:17,163 You know, teaching dangerous people is a dangerous thing. 599 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,899 - I ain't gonna hurt you. 600 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,363 - I wonder if I can get that in writing. 601 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,360 - I'm working on a short story, Shane. 602 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,859 Do you want to hear what the storyline is? 603 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,720 It's a rather intricate yet simplistic one. 604 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,988 One to do with friendship and love, 605 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,658 without the romantic kind of love, per se. 606 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,935 What I'm really trying to do is 607 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:24,496 bring out the tones out of inanimate objects. 608 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,508 And one of the hardest things to do as a filmmaker, 609 00:34:26,532 --> 00:34:29,101 and this is still my opinion, take it or leave it, 610 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,203 is to try to get the audience, that's you, 611 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,639 to feel emotionally connected to something 612 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,642 that's not real in a sense. 613 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,878 One that doesn't have emotions or thoughts. 614 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:40,979 You know what I mean? 615 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:47,419 Well, the real reason I decided to go this route 616 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:50,189 is because I wanted to try to bring out the tones 617 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,823 out of inanimate objects. 618 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,626 And plus there was nobody else to play the parts, you know? 619 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,463 So I went with the next best option, toys. 620 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:01,500 - That's a real good story, Wayne, really. 621 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,768 - I thought you'd like it. 622 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,936 So, when it's all finished, 623 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:07,038 do you think maybe you can come over to my house 624 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,475 and we can have our own little premier of sorts? 625 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,411 - You got cigarettes at home? 626 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,982 - And don't forget about Calvin, he is gorgeous. 627 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,285 - Yeah, what about Cal, Kerri? 628 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,419 - I'm not into him. 629 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,853 He seems nice, but, again, 630 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,223 I'm just not interested in dating right now. 631 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,056 - I'd date him. 632 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,525 - I would too. 633 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,494 - If he does ask you out, don't break his heart. 634 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,895 - But if you do... 635 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,530 - Let him know we're available. 636 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,733 - So, um, what do you want to do 637 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,635 when you get out of school? 638 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:38,704 - Well, my mom wants me to go into business, 639 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:41,307 and my dad wants me to go into business too, so, 640 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,675 I guess I'm going into business. 641 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,611 - Is that what you want? 642 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,078 - What? 643 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,581 - I mean, is business what you want to get into? 644 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,218 - Well, yeah, yeah. 645 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:53,284 - Carl. 646 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,587 We're seniors. 647 00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:59,090 In a couple months from now, we're gonna graduate. 648 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,794 Me, you, Wayne, we're not like them. 649 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,665 Everybody else is just, I don't know. 650 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,968 I guess another brick in the wall. 651 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,947 - So, if you can say one thing to anyone in this room 652 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,973 without getting in trouble, 653 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,442 what would you say, and to who? 654 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,411 - Uh, let me think about it. 655 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:20,879 - Oh, no, don't think about it. 656 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,357 I want the first thing off the top of your head, 657 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,381 what comes to mind? 658 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:25,783 - All right. 659 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,220 I'd tell Kerri Kennedy that she is 660 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,622 the prettiest girl I ever saw, 661 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:33,259 and I'd like to take her out sometime. 662 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,662 - That's poetic, Cal. 663 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:38,497 You're a modern day Romeo. 664 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:39,731 - All right, all right. 665 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:42,067 Who would you ask and what would you say? 666 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,137 - I'd tell Shane to suck a brick. 667 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,204 Then I'd call him a queer and kick him in the boys. 668 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,376 - That's sweet, Ray. 669 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,944 - "What you are, you are by accidents or birth. 670 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,915 What I am, I am by myself. 671 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:59,885 There are and will be a thousand princes, 672 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,821 but there is only one Beethoven." 673 00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:06,425 So, this one's for you, Ray, the music lover. 674 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,216 - My main man Cal. 675 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,920 How can I be of service to you today? 676 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,255 - Well, I took your advice and got her flowers. 677 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,158 - I told you it would work like magic. 678 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:41,360 - It didn't work at all, 679 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,061 she thinks that they came from Shane. 680 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,731 - And why would she think that? 681 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,934 - Because he winked at her when she first saw 'em, 682 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,936 played it off like he got them. 683 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,314 - Then why didn't you say something? 684 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:53,772 - What was I supposed to say? 685 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,286 - "Hey, dill hole, one more week 686 00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:58,410 and I'll gouge your eyes out with a spoon!" 687 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,512 - Okay, and then she thinks I'm a psycho. 688 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,349 - Look, man. 689 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,453 You gotta quit beating around the bush. 690 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:10,622 Stop trying to be Mr. Mystery Romance Man, 691 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:11,857 or she'll never find out, 692 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:14,092 and she'll never give you a chance. 693 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:16,462 I mean, you're a good looking kid, 694 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,816 so I don't see why you're scared to just ask her. 695 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:25,971 Just do it, man. 696 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,507 - You want me to ask her out? 697 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:29,641 - Yeah. 698 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,542 - On a date? 699 00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,609 - Yeah. 700 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,783 - I mean, what if she says no? 701 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,184 - What if she says yes? 702 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,693 - And then I'll have more questions. 703 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,628 - That's what I'm here for. 704 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:50,905 But I can't help you if you don't use what I give you. 705 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,063 - I know, I know. 706 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,832 I'll ask. 707 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,703 - Fingers crossed, Cal. 708 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,240 - Today is gonna be a fun day. 709 00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:04,275 It's one of my favorite days of the year. 710 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,244 Show and tell! 711 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:09,247 I know, I know, it sounds childish and elementary, 712 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:11,817 but why do you think elementary school was so much fun? 713 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,528 And then when you get to middle school and high school, 714 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,320 the fun gets all sucked out! 715 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,589 Because they suck it out, the fun stuff, 716 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,157 like show and tell. 717 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:20,559 So, you should've all remembered 718 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,227 to bring some things in for today. 719 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,462 To get things started, 720 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:24,739 we're gonna draw some names out of a hat. 721 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,498 'Cause that's a little bit more fun, right? 722 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:32,804 Wayne! 723 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,606 You're lucky contestant number one! 724 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,842 Get on up here, show us what you've got! 725 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,381 - Uh, do I start? 726 00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:44,583 You may start. 727 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:47,586 - All right, this is my 8 millimeter camera. 728 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,788 As some of you know, I am a filmmaker. 729 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,290 I pride myself on being a director. 730 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:54,092 Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, 731 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,828 and Richard Donner are some of my inspirations. 732 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,897 I have yet to make a film 733 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:01,299 with actual live people in it because 734 00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:03,068 I don't have any friends that actually 735 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:06,137 want to be in the film, 736 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:09,140 so I usually go with miniature toy figures. 737 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:11,910 But these past few months, 738 00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:15,246 I have been taking stock footage of you guys 739 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,616 that I can use for future productions. 740 00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:20,285 So, I hope that one day you guys will all be honored 741 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,521 to be in a Wayne Stein film. 742 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:23,955 Thank you. 743 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,759 - Very good, very good. 744 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,163 Wayne, that's weird. 745 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,431 Probably illegal. 746 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,435 Okay, next up is... 747 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:38,336 Shane! 748 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:39,838 Get on up here! 749 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:47,678 - Am I good? 750 00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:50,649 Uh... 751 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,383 I brought in this football. 752 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:54,796 I wanted to bring in my weight set, 753 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:57,022 but obviously there's not enough room 754 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:59,024 in this classroom for all that, so... 755 00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,894 I like football, and I had this one laying around, 756 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,863 so I figured I'd bring it for show and tell, 757 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,599 and it's a good opportunity to let you boys know 758 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,010 that we're playing a little pickup game 759 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,368 here in the neighborhood. 760 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,971 The practice field, later this afternoon. 761 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,040 And I don't know, some of you guys 762 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,283 are getting your asses kicked. 763 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:21,079 So come out and watch, girls, and... 764 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:23,714 That's it. 765 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:28,019 - Not bad, not bad. 766 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,156 All right. 767 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,290 Next up is... 768 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:36,928 Raymond! 769 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,296 Come on up here. 770 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:44,936 - Hey, guys. 771 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,247 When I was thinking about what I could bring 772 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,549 for show and tell I thought maybe I'd grab 773 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:48,774 some headphones or an album, 774 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,275 but I figured you guys probably 775 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,444 already knew that about me, so, I brought these. 776 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:56,423 And they're rocks, I found them last summer 777 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,584 when I was vacationing up north with my family. 778 00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,127 You can find them around the Petoskey area 779 00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:01,386 on the beaches and stuff, 780 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:03,421 and, well, they're actually fossils. 781 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:04,790 So I'm guessing that most of you 782 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,291 probably already know what they are, 783 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,427 but if you haven't been able to figure it out yet, 784 00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:10,494 I brought... 785 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:14,866 Dog shit? 786 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,067 Dog shit? 787 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:19,469 You're an asshole! 788 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,241 - Ain't that some shit, huh? 789 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,119 - Uh, Kerri. 790 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,553 Hey. 791 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:37,222 Pretty crazy day today, huh? 792 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,490 - Yeah, it was. 793 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:44,029 - I was just wondering if you're not busy tomorrow, 794 00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,197 if you'd want to go to the movies with me? 795 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,167 - Um, hey. 796 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,436 I really appreciate you asking me, 797 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,805 I know it takes a lot of courage. 798 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,074 But I don't feel like I know you well enough 799 00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:58,476 to go with the movies with you. 800 00:42:58,543 --> 00:42:59,543 Sorry. 801 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,328 - All right, guys, we're gonna run the 915 throwback. 802 00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,054 Sanders, I need you open. 803 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,055 On one, on one. 804 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:11,256 Ready, break! 805 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:12,566 - All right, Cal's gonna lob this one up, 806 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,201 so watch the play action outside, all right? 807 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:15,293 Ready, break! 808 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:19,097 - Red 19, red 19! 809 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:20,431 - Watch Sanders, watch Sanders! 810 00:43:20,498 --> 00:43:21,498 - Set, hut! 811 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:27,338 - Watch the pass, watch the pass! 812 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,180 - Yes! 813 00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,566 - All tied up, Mayfield, our ball. 814 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,614 Set, hut! 815 00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:43,965 - Do you want my jock after the game? 816 00:43:43,989 --> 00:43:45,509 - Is that hidden from your mom, Parker? 817 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,793 - Red 18, red 18, hut! 818 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,568 Blue 22, blue 22! 819 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,635 Hut! 820 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,343 Woo! 821 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,420 That's how we do, let's go! 822 00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:08,980 Bo knows, brother, Bo knows! 823 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,691 Red 43, red 43, hut! 824 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:34,572 - Did you guys see it? 825 00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:51,556 - So, you're the middle school boy who wants a diploma. 826 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:53,624 Yeah, that's me. 827 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,126 - Grab a chair, pull it over. 828 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,350 You've gotta be the biggest individual 829 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,942 I've seen in 20 years. 830 00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:14,512 - You didn't call the cops, did you? 831 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,014 - My word is my bond, friend. 832 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,153 So, let's get started, shall we? 833 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:24,622 First thing we're going to do... 834 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,398 I want you to draw me a picture 835 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:30,361 of how you see yourself right now. 836 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:32,697 - Are you kidding me? 837 00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:34,699 - No, draw, you, right here. 838 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:40,772 - I want to learn about money, business, success. 839 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,776 Even I got past the first grade and all this shit. 840 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,744 - Look, I can't help you if you don't take 841 00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:48,379 what I'm giving you right here. 842 00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:54,820 - Okay, if you say so. 843 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:22,747 - Okay, now, explain this to me. 844 00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:26,852 - Well, that's me, I'm in jail, 845 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:29,720 and here's a hole just big enough 846 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,356 for me to poke my head through. 847 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,892 Over here is the Sun. 848 00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:39,664 I guess it represents happiness, happily ever after, 849 00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:44,702 new life, you know, freedom and stuff. 850 00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:45,770 - Okay. 851 00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,205 What's this in the middle? 852 00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:48,473 - That's the ocean. 853 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:52,810 It's deep, fire, long. 854 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,181 Represents life, I guess. 855 00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:57,247 - Very good. 856 00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,517 One more thing for you to do. 857 00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:02,320 I want you to draw me another picture 858 00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:03,955 of where you see yourself, 859 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:05,556 where you want to be exactly. 860 00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,346 Okay, now explain this one. 861 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,517 - Well, these are all the things that I want. 862 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,285 I want money, of course. 863 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,221 I don't want to ever have to worry about money. 864 00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:37,422 I want to be well off. 865 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:40,558 I want to have a couple of kids someday. 866 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,062 I want a restaurant or a hardware store, 867 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:46,531 you know, something that I can just call my own. 868 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,434 Have a nice car to drive around in. 869 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,904 And I put these books here because 870 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:55,340 I want to be smart, educated. 871 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:57,274 A house. 872 00:47:58,043 --> 00:48:00,311 I drew this girl because I figure 873 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,422 if I'm gonna have kids someday, 874 00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:02,880 I'm gonna need a wife, right? 875 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:06,184 I wouldn't mind having a girl. 876 00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:07,251 - Excellent. 877 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:09,754 What's the meaning behind the circle? 878 00:48:10,956 --> 00:48:12,657 - I thought the circle is the only shape 879 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,393 that doesn't have any edges. 880 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,962 It doesn't stop, it just keeps going 881 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:21,399 around and around, no beginning, no end. 882 00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:23,969 It's just open, it's... 883 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,035 I don't know. 884 00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:27,281 And I put all that stuff in there 885 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,774 because I just don't want it in a box. 886 00:48:31,876 --> 00:48:34,179 I don't want my life in a box. 887 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,614 It's been there too long. 888 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,287 - You're not all that dumb, Lawrence. 889 00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:44,689 You got heart. 890 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,557 - Well, that's what my ex-girlfriend 891 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,259 used to tell me all the time. 892 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:49,727 - Oh! 893 00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:52,330 So, Lawrence has had a lady in his life recently. 894 00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:55,333 - No, no, not recently, 895 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,102 but a long time ago. 896 00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,168 - Oh, I see. 897 00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,338 Does she have a name? 898 00:49:00,405 --> 00:49:01,706 - Yeah. 899 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,772 Cindy. 900 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:05,509 She was great. 901 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,714 But things just didn't work out between us. 902 00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:12,617 - Cindy. 903 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,851 She have a last name? 904 00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:14,918 - Schuler. 905 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:17,288 - Holy shit. 906 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:20,958 Did you graduate from Stonebridge High, Class of '55? 907 00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:25,130 - I didn't graduate, but that would've been the year. 908 00:49:26,164 --> 00:49:27,432 - Downey. 909 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:28,966 Lawrence Downey. 910 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,544 You son of a bitch, don't you remember? 911 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,969 It's me, Billy! 912 00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:35,440 - Oh, shit. 913 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:38,109 - Man, I remember when you were dating Cindy. 914 00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,745 I was head over heels for her, and you were just... 915 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:43,548 I was so jealous of you. 916 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,351 - Well, you married her, not me. 917 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,186 - That's true, I loved her. 918 00:49:48,253 --> 00:49:49,963 But in all those years, she never looked at me 919 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,889 the way she looked at you. 920 00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:53,824 - Ah, sorry. 921 00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:54,959 - It's okay. 922 00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:56,127 - So, how's she doing? 923 00:49:57,928 --> 00:49:59,497 - She died. 924 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,599 It was 12 years ago now. 925 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,802 - I'm sorry to hear that. 926 00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:06,504 - It's okay, not your fault. 927 00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:07,705 Cancer's fault. 928 00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:10,584 What are the chances that God would bring 929 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:11,976 two bums like us together again 930 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,444 after all these years? 931 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:14,879 - Is that called karma? 932 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:18,116 - That's called irony, Lawrence, irony. 933 00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:20,261 - Well, listen, I understand if you don't want to help me, 934 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,720 but don't call the station, 935 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:24,889 just give me some time to get out of town. 936 00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:29,627 - Lawrence, sit. 937 00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:38,436 I don't hate you. 938 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,138 I don't even dislike you. 939 00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:42,039 I'm going to help you. 940 00:50:42,107 --> 00:50:43,308 I know you're a good person 941 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,110 who's just got himself in a bad situation, 942 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:46,644 made a couple bad choices. 943 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,515 Right now I'm going to call you my student, 944 00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:52,483 you can call me your teacher. 945 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:56,654 At the end of all this, we'll call each other friends. 946 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:03,261 All right. 947 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:05,796 Now, let me teach you some good shit. 948 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,011 Oh my gosh. 949 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,513 Is he dead? 950 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,482 - I'll go mouth to mouth and find out. 951 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,520 - Oh, is the inmate still here? 952 00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:31,722 - Mr. Murphy, it's us. 953 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:32,990 We all got tested, and well, 954 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:35,426 it turns out we're your children. 955 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:38,696 - Oh, Wayne, in your dreams. 956 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:42,267 - I actually did have a dream about that once. 957 00:51:43,568 --> 00:51:45,470 - She was probably just shocked in the moment, 958 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:48,038 didn't know how to respond, that's all. 959 00:51:49,307 --> 00:51:51,776 - Okay, then why'd she say no instead of yes? 960 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:54,345 - Because she wants you to ask her again. 961 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,680 - Nah uh, no way. 962 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,283 - Come on, Cal, you said it yourself. 963 00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:01,051 She smiled, clapped at the game. 964 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,787 She saw how much you was a stud out there. 965 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:05,690 - No, that doesn't mean anything. 966 00:52:05,756 --> 00:52:08,993 - It means you have her exactly where you want her. 967 00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:11,396 - Okay, but if I ask her to the movies again, 968 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,864 I'm just gonna sound desperate. 969 00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:15,500 - Well, don't ask her to the movies, 970 00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:17,468 ask her to something new. 971 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:19,036 - Such as? 972 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:22,173 - I don't know, the right thing will come to you. 973 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,375 And when it does, just go for it. 974 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:26,110 Don't let fear stop you from asking, 975 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:27,712 because then it's still a no. 976 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:30,248 - Okay. 977 00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:33,184 I mean, I guess I'll think of something. 978 00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:36,887 - Knock 'em dead, Cal. 979 00:53:09,287 --> 00:53:11,956 - Wendy, shut up! 980 00:53:14,091 --> 00:53:15,693 - As we wrap up this afternoon, 981 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,837 I wanted to let you all know 982 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,062 about something very special, 983 00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:20,298 which I'm sure most of you know already. 984 00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:22,066 I want to remind and encourage you all 985 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,544 to be a part of prom that's happening 986 00:53:23,568 --> 00:53:26,003 not this weekend, but next. 987 00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:29,374 Prom is one of those things you just never forget it, 988 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,675 and you don't want to miss it. 989 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:32,843 So, I encourage you guys to ask a pretty girl 990 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,412 and have a fun night. 991 00:53:34,479 --> 00:53:37,147 And just for the record, I am free that night too. 992 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,214 Don't be shy. 993 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:41,252 - Look, Cal, any girl you ask to a dance 994 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,720 is bound to say yes. 995 00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:45,290 I don't want just any girl, I want Kerri. 996 00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,426 - Well, she's bound to say yes too. 997 00:53:48,493 --> 00:53:49,636 - Why does everyone keep saying that? 998 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,671 Don't you know she said no to me 999 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:52,096 the first time I asked her out? 1000 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:53,431 - Who's everyone? 1001 00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:54,665 And so what? 1002 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:55,866 That was then. 1003 00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:57,373 She was just nervous the hottest stud 1004 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,403 in class asked her out. 1005 00:53:58,469 --> 00:53:59,469 - Shut up. 1006 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:00,504 - Look. 1007 00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:02,206 Girls love to go out and be seen. 1008 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:03,308 She wants to be asked. 1009 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:06,844 - I don't see you asking anyone. 1010 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:08,546 - Oh, I'll make my move. 1011 00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:10,615 I've got my eye on Tracy, slick. 1012 00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:11,449 - Oh, yeah? 1013 00:54:11,516 --> 00:54:12,317 You're gonna ask her? 1014 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:13,383 - Yeah. 1015 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,821 Yeah, we'll see. 1016 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:18,088 - Wait, what? 1017 00:54:18,155 --> 00:54:20,325 - Well, look, if you ask Kerri and she says yes, 1018 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,593 then yeah, I'm totally gonna ask her. 1019 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:26,664 But if she says no, well then, forget it, I give up. 1020 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:27,932 Get outta here! 1021 00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:30,100 - Look, it's not about how you play the game, 1022 00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:31,736 it's about whether you win or lose. 1023 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:32,570 - Okay, Potsie. 1024 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:33,838 - Hey... 1025 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:34,904 Call me the Fonz. 1026 00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:38,476 - What if Shane asks Tracy first? 1027 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:42,713 - Well then, I guess I'd have to find out where he lives, 1028 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,783 sneak into his house, find him sleeping in his bed, 1029 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,418 and then beat him over the head 1030 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:48,953 with a sock full of padlocks. 1031 00:54:50,388 --> 00:54:52,823 - Here's what you need to take from all of this. 1032 00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:55,826 You can have the fanciest stuff, nicest cars, 1033 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:58,363 hot wife, it's okay, they're all okay. 1034 00:54:59,764 --> 00:55:01,107 But one day you're gonna get to the end of your life 1035 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:02,242 and you're gonna realize you're going 1036 00:55:02,266 --> 00:55:03,634 in one of two places. 1037 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,370 Heaven or hell. 1038 00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:08,172 And you get to choose, it's your choice. 1039 00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:12,142 And of course, everyone picks heaven, everyone wants heaven. 1040 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:15,646 But nobody ever wants to make the hard choices to get there. 1041 00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:18,115 Now, you get to choose, okay? 1042 00:55:18,182 --> 00:55:20,685 But once you choose, you can't re-choose. 1043 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,152 All right? 1044 00:55:22,219 --> 00:55:25,590 Now, right now you're in a hell, figuratively. 1045 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,693 Well, literally speaking, considering your situation. 1046 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:33,431 But you still have the choice to choose the heaven. 1047 00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:34,665 Freedom. 1048 00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:36,667 That's the difference right now. 1049 00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:38,211 I say all this to tell you to make sure 1050 00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:41,238 that you're keeping the main thing the main thing. 1051 00:55:41,305 --> 00:55:42,473 When you get out of here 1052 00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:43,750 and you start a new life for yourself, 1053 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:45,275 and I know that you will, 1054 00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:48,779 always remember to keep your priorities straight. 1055 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,481 Otherwise, you know where you'll end up? 1056 00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:51,616 Right back in hell. 1057 00:55:52,783 --> 00:55:54,327 And life doesn't often give you second chances, 1058 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,887 but you've got one in front of you right now. 1059 00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:58,155 Take advantage of it. 1060 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:02,999 - Have you ever considered preaching? 1061 00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,382 - Have you ever considered running for president? 1062 00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,801 Knock, knock. 1063 00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:14,104 - Mr. Williams. 1064 00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:15,973 What are you doing here? 1065 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,843 - I was looking for my bag and... 1066 00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:21,344 Who's he? 1067 00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:23,813 - Just a friend of mine, 1068 00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,616 I'm helping him with his taxes. 1069 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:28,785 - He have a name? 1070 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:32,423 - Calvin. 1071 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:35,059 - Pleasure to meet you, Calvin. 1072 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,663 - Look, Shane, normally I'd have you stick around, 1073 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,499 but this tax stuff is rather personal. 1074 00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:43,701 Would you mind grabbing your bag and taking off? 1075 00:56:44,702 --> 00:56:45,803 - Oh, yeah, of course. 1076 00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:50,074 Oh, shit, my bag's not here. 1077 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:52,610 I must've left it at the park. 1078 00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:55,846 All right, night, fellas. 1079 00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:04,354 - Roy! 1080 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:05,690 There's a mark over here. 1081 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:06,900 If you're mopping and you don't have 1082 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,125 a caution wet sign up, 1083 00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:10,194 then clearly you're not doing it right! 1084 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,597 When you're done with this, do it again! 1085 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:13,663 Damn it! 1086 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,146 Which one of these looks like the Earth? 1087 00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:29,980 The circle! 1088 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,448 The line. 1089 00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:33,584 Shane is actually correct on this, Mr. Stein. 1090 00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,085 The Earth is round. 1091 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,597 Yes, I know, but that wasn't the question. 1092 00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:39,757 The question was, what does the Earth look like? 1093 00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:41,759 And to our eyes, the Earth... 1094 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:51,401 All right, so that's enough physics for my brain. 1095 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,604 You guys get outdoors, enjoy your afternoons, 1096 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,940 and I'll see you here on Monday. 1097 00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:05,549 - Hey, Kerri. 1098 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:07,785 - Hey. 1099 00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:10,220 - That was some pretty interesting science stuff today, huh? 1100 00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:11,155 - Yeah. 1101 00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:12,298 I had no idea about that stuff. 1102 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,322 - Yeah, me neither. 1103 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,094 Has anyone asked you to prom yet? 1104 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:19,196 - No. 1105 00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:20,263 - No? 1106 00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:23,868 Hey, and I know what you said the other day, 1107 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:28,138 and well, prom seems pretty fun and everyone's going, 1108 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,507 so I guess what I'm saying is, 1109 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:32,643 if you're free that evening, 1110 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,012 then maybe you'd want to come with me? 1111 00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:37,648 - Sure. 1112 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:38,783 That'd be great. 1113 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,884 - Okay. 1114 00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,185 Okay, cool. 1115 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,221 All right, I'll pick you up at 6:30? 1116 00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:45,556 - Sounds good. 1117 00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:46,724 - Okay. 1118 00:58:46,791 --> 00:58:48,158 - I'm looking forward to it, Cal. 1119 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:50,394 Have a good weekend. 1120 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,563 - Have a good weekend, Kerri. 1121 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,103 Yes! 1122 01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:03,369 - Nah uh, no way, there's no way 1123 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:04,404 you're gonna convince me that the Padres 1124 01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:06,330 are gonna win the series. 1125 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:07,732 - You're ignorant, Lawrence. 1126 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:10,300 And while ignorance is bliss, it's not always right. 1127 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:12,402 - They're not gonna win, no matter what they do. 1128 01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:14,404 I mean, the JV team has a better chance 1129 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:15,471 of winning than they do. 1130 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,484 - All right, well, as your teacher and your friend, 1131 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,720 I'm advising you not to put your money on the Dodgers. 1132 01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:21,712 - And as your friend, I'm advising you 1133 01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,848 not to put your money on the Padres. 1134 01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:25,883 - All right. 1135 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:28,652 So, what's your plan now? 1136 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:29,920 - I'm gonna go west. 1137 01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:32,556 - How soon? 1138 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:33,824 - I'm gonna pack up my stuff 1139 01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:36,026 and leave as soon as the coast is clear. 1140 01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:38,128 Maybe tomorrow night or the night after. 1141 01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:41,165 - Okay, sounds good. 1142 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:42,399 - Yeah. 1143 01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,466 Thank you. 1144 01:01:44,501 --> 01:01:47,071 A, for not calling the cops in the beginning, 1145 01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:50,674 and B, for not shunning me when you realized who I was, 1146 01:01:50,741 --> 01:01:54,111 and C, for being a friend, a great teacher. 1147 01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:56,613 It really means a lot to me. 1148 01:01:57,647 --> 01:01:59,316 - Thank you very much. 1149 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,284 Do me a favor. 1150 01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:01,518 - What's that? 1151 01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:03,553 - When you get out, drop me a line. 1152 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,522 - You're never home, you would never answer. 1153 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:07,291 - True. 1154 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:08,525 Send me a letter then. 1155 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:11,861 - Fair enough. 1156 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:14,497 - Good luck. 1157 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,761 Are you gonna ask her to dance, 1158 01:02:34,785 --> 01:02:35,652 or are you just gonna stand here 1159 01:02:35,719 --> 01:02:36,453 drooling over her all night? 1160 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,454 - I will, I will, just- 1161 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:38,722 - Well, come on, man! 1162 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:40,300 She's expecting it, you asked her to this thing. 1163 01:02:40,324 --> 01:02:41,458 - I know, I know. 1164 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:45,395 - All you fly love birds aboard Flight 19K5, 1165 01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:47,531 this is your captain speaking. 1166 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:51,168 We've reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet. 1167 01:02:51,235 --> 01:02:53,637 It's time to spread those wings wide 1168 01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:55,105 and let love fly. 1169 01:02:55,172 --> 01:02:57,474 Fellas, squeeze your ladies close 1170 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,676 and guide her side to side. 1171 01:02:59,743 --> 01:03:00,644 Come on. 1172 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:01,830 - All right, pal, that's us. 1173 01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:07,483 Well, go. 1174 01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:21,731 - So, would you like to dance? 1175 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:22,798 - I would. 1176 01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:27,905 - I like your dress. 1177 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:29,473 You look really pretty in it. 1178 01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:30,540 - Thank you. 1179 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:42,319 - You know, I wouldn't have rather asked anyone 1180 01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:43,386 other than you. 1181 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:46,323 - I'm glad you asked me, Cal. 1182 01:04:07,711 --> 01:04:08,711 - Hey! 1183 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:12,181 Scumbag! 1184 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,121 Hey, I'm talking to you! 1185 01:04:26,796 --> 01:04:29,566 Lawrence, I'm talking to you! 1186 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:30,633 Holy shit! 1187 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:33,302 Hey! 1188 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,207 Hey! 1189 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,492 - How cute would it be if Kerri and Cal got married? 1190 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:49,219 - Can you picture you and me getting married? 1191 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,955 - They would be so cute together. 1192 01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:52,689 - Well, yeah, I guess if she says yes. 1193 01:04:52,756 --> 01:04:53,557 - Is he thinking about asking? 1194 01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:54,824 - Are you kidding me? 1195 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,660 Googly eyes over there goes into gaga land 1196 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,762 every time that girl's in the room. 1197 01:04:58,828 --> 01:04:59,729 He'd of asked her yesterday 1198 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:00,965 if he knew she'd say yes. 1199 01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:02,599 - That's so cute. 1200 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:04,101 He's like a modern day Romeo. 1201 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:05,335 - Yeah? 1202 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:06,303 Well, you know what happened to Romeo. 1203 01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:08,005 - He fell in love? 1204 01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:09,072 - He dropped dead. 1205 01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:16,546 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1206 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:18,448 you've been an amazing crowd this evening, 1207 01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:21,385 but Cupid still has one more arrow in his quiver. 1208 01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:24,921 So, point it at the love that makes your heart shiver. 1209 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,991 Here's one more memory for your memory banks, 1210 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:31,461 brought to you courtesy of your evening's fly captain. 1211 01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,218 - Maybe we should dance closer, 1212 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:57,021 so we don't have to worry about where to look. 1213 01:05:57,087 --> 01:05:58,288 - Okay. 1214 01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:55,545 - And he was determined, stubborn, 1215 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,181 and a little ignorant but... 1216 01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:58,482 Carl! 1217 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,918 I encourage daydreaming, but not that kind. 1218 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,321 So, my point is, 1219 01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:06,156 you don't have to do what your parents say, 1220 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:08,158 you don't have to do what your friends say. 1221 01:07:08,225 --> 01:07:09,993 You don't even have to do what I say. 1222 01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:11,661 Listen to your heart. 1223 01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:13,963 Sometimes it doesn't make sense. 1224 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,800 Society tells you to go to school, get an education, 1225 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,368 find a job, blah, blah, blah. 1226 01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:19,569 But I'm telling you, 1227 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:20,370 if that's not what your heart says to do, 1228 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:21,871 then don't do it. 1229 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,509 Find what makes you happy and do that. 1230 01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:26,843 And if you don't know, 1231 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,812 you've got some time to figure it out. 1232 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,414 Just don't take too long, okay? 1233 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,451 And he was right there this morning, 1234 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:36,019 I saw him with my own eyes. 1235 01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,787 And he wasn't see-through neither. 1236 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:39,089 And that refrigerator, 1237 01:07:39,156 --> 01:07:41,825 he's not gonna squeeze between those bars. 1238 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,727 - Well, no shit! 1239 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:45,262 - So, what are you gonna do? 1240 01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:54,504 - Knock, knock, Albert Einstein! 1241 01:07:58,442 --> 01:07:59,609 - Get up, Lawrence! 1242 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:01,445 Hey, what are you guys doing? 1243 01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:03,313 - You're getting hauled over, scumbag! 1244 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,380 Let's go, let's go! 1245 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:07,951 It's been too long, Lawrence! 1246 01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:17,127 - Don't look so sad, Larry. 1247 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:18,862 We've got a visitor coming for ya. 1248 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,730 He'll be here about quarter to noon. 1249 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:28,937 - Bastards! 1250 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:34,820 - On a traffic light is the green 1251 01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,880 on the top or the bottom? 1252 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,014 - Um, bottom. 1253 01:08:38,081 --> 01:08:39,249 Correct. 1254 01:08:39,316 --> 01:08:40,826 What two letters are not on the telephone dial? 1255 01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:41,718 - B and W? 1256 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:42,452 Eh, wrong. 1257 01:08:42,519 --> 01:08:43,720 Q and Z. 1258 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,064 When we walk, does your left arm move 1259 01:08:45,088 --> 01:08:47,056 with your right or your left leg? 1260 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:47,991 - Uh... 1261 01:08:48,057 --> 01:08:50,059 - Pop trivia, Shane, not chess. 1262 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,495 - Swings with both, right? 1263 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:54,130 - No, your left arm moves with your right leg, 1264 01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:55,665 that's how we stay balanced. 1265 01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:58,134 How many hot dog buns in a standard package? 1266 01:08:58,202 --> 01:08:58,968 - 8? 1267 01:08:59,035 --> 01:09:00,204 - 6. 1268 01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:01,747 American flag, top stripe red or white? 1269 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:03,072 - Uh, white. 1270 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,974 No, no, no, red. - Nice pump fake, yes, red. 1271 01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,844 What side of the blouse are a woman's buttons on? 1272 01:09:07,911 --> 01:09:08,678 - Right. 1273 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:09,913 - Correct. 1274 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,915 Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. 1275 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:12,981 Who's missing? 1276 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:15,852 - Bashful, Professor. 1277 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,154 - Can I help you officers? 1278 01:09:18,222 --> 01:09:21,425 - We were hoping we could give your class a little demo. 1279 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:25,329 Teach these younglings about Miranda Rights. 1280 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,774 Why don't you go ahead and put your hands behind your back? 1281 01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:30,600 What are you talking about? 1282 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,469 - You have the right to remain silent. 1283 01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:34,438 And hum-dumb-diddly-doo. 1284 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,705 You know the rest. 1285 01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:36,673 - Sorry, kids. 1286 01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:38,908 This is just a misunderstanding. 1287 01:09:38,975 --> 01:09:40,310 Be back here on Monday, 1288 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,457 or I'll give you an assignment none of you will like. 1289 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:44,714 I'll be back. 1290 01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:45,949 - Settle down. 1291 01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:48,318 - I'll be back! 1292 01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:54,558 - The only thing you kids need to learn today, authority. 1293 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,294 A-U-T... 1294 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:00,563 Thority. 1295 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:03,131 Shane. 1296 01:10:04,468 --> 01:10:07,337 Tell your momma her garden looks real nice. 1297 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:28,090 - Come on. 1298 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:30,760 Get in there! 1299 01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:39,303 Now, see what you get for making friends with assholes? 1300 01:10:57,954 --> 01:10:59,656 Nobody likes that guy. 1301 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,458 - Lawrence? 1302 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:04,494 - Right next door, buddy. 1303 01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:07,464 - I guess I'm your new neighbor. 1304 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:10,233 I'm sorry about this, man. 1305 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:11,801 - Hey, it's not your fault. 1306 01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:14,604 - I know that much. 1307 01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:17,541 It's your boy that sold us out. 1308 01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:19,842 - Shane? 1309 01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:21,911 - Backpack boy. 1310 01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:24,481 - Yeah, that's him. 1311 01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:28,217 - I wouldn't worry about it though. 1312 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,986 They can't charge you. 1313 01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:32,422 Just got you in here to scare you a little bit. 1314 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,426 You'll be out in a day or two. 1315 01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,561 - How about you? 1316 01:11:38,528 --> 01:11:40,897 - Eh, it's my new cell. 1317 01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:46,102 I figure they're gonna keep me in here for a while. 1318 01:11:46,169 --> 01:11:47,169 - Sorry. 1319 01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,540 - Remember all that talk about second chances? 1320 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:52,641 - Yeah. 1321 01:11:53,343 --> 01:11:55,078 - Was it all some bullshit? 1322 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:56,680 - No. 1323 01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:59,749 But you're past that now, onto third chances. 1324 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,486 Is there such a thing? 1325 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,319 - Never heard of it. 1326 01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:08,057 But I've been wrong before. 1327 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:12,796 - Well, let's hope that you're wrong this time. 1328 01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:15,198 - Yeah. 1329 01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:16,264 Let's hope. 1330 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,103 - All right, look, pal. 1331 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,581 You can't keep waiting for the perfect moment forever, 1332 01:12:21,605 --> 01:12:23,182 'cause sooner or later you're gonna miss your chance. 1333 01:12:23,206 --> 01:12:24,517 - I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. 1334 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:25,842 I mean, you'd be nervous too 1335 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:27,219 if you're asking the prettiest girl in the school. 1336 01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:28,621 - All right, I'll tell you what you should do. 1337 01:12:28,645 --> 01:12:31,615 Before you go out tonight, do a lot of speed. 1338 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:32,801 It'll help calm your nerves. 1339 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,317 - No, no, Ray, you're insane, man! 1340 01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:35,251 - Look, Cal. 1341 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:36,953 You just gotta calm down. 1342 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:37,887 - I'm calm. 1343 01:12:37,954 --> 01:12:39,188 - Buy her some flowers. 1344 01:12:39,255 --> 01:12:41,090 She'll know you mean business that way. 1345 01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:44,561 - Did Tommy like his flowers? 1346 01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:48,316 - You know, I really think he did. 1347 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:51,935 - Look, sir... 1348 01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:54,538 If you just give it one read, I know you'd... 1349 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,007 I am, I am. 1350 01:12:58,074 --> 01:12:59,342 But that's not... 1351 01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:02,746 It has potential. 1352 01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:08,451 I understand. 1353 01:13:34,844 --> 01:13:37,280 - Rise and shine, teach! 1354 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,808 - So, all in all I give jail 3 out of 10 stars. 1355 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,843 I'm guessing prison would probably be a 1, 1356 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:08,478 but you know, jail... 1357 01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:12,716 It's not all that bad, some nice things. 1358 01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:14,250 Gives you some time to think. 1359 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:16,228 But as shocKing as it sounds, 1360 01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:17,787 school's a lot more fun, right? 1361 01:14:19,255 --> 01:14:21,495 All right, that's enough ranting, you guys are dismissed. 1362 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:26,896 Shane, can you stay after for a second? 1363 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 How are ya? 1364 01:14:33,236 --> 01:14:34,003 - Look, I didn't think they were gonna throw you 1365 01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,705 in the brink, all right? 1366 01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:37,440 - So, why'd you tell? 1367 01:14:37,507 --> 01:14:39,475 - To put him back where he belongs. 1368 01:14:39,543 --> 01:14:41,244 - He's just trying to learn, Shane. 1369 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:45,682 - Yeah, well, frankly, I don't give a shit. 1370 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:07,937 - Hey. - Hi. 1371 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,238 - I got these for you. 1372 01:15:09,305 --> 01:15:11,575 - Thank you, that was nice. 1373 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:12,375 - Should we sit? 1374 01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:13,441 - Yeah, yeah. 1375 01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:18,715 - So, I was just thinking, 1376 01:15:18,782 --> 01:15:20,650 well, I guess if you'd be interested, 1377 01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:25,855 I was wondering if you'd want to go together. 1378 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:27,323 With me, obviously. 1379 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:33,062 - I don't quite know how to say this... 1380 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,733 I think you're a great guy, Calvin, 1381 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,902 and you're sweet, really. 1382 01:15:40,303 --> 01:15:41,938 I had an amazing time at prom, 1383 01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:44,040 and I was so flattered that you asked me, 1384 01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:49,345 but I'm not interested in going steady with you. 1385 01:15:51,447 --> 01:15:52,649 I see us more as friends, 1386 01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:54,851 and I'd like for it to stay that way, 1387 01:15:57,854 --> 01:15:59,522 I just don't want to lead you on. 1388 01:15:59,589 --> 01:16:02,558 - Yeah, no, I understand. 1389 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:09,899 - You're sweet, Cal. 1390 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:12,068 You're a good friend. 1391 01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:34,256 - Lawrence? 1392 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,559 - No, it's Carl. 1393 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,461 Hey. 1394 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:39,663 What's going on? 1395 01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:40,797 - Uh, not much. 1396 01:16:40,864 --> 01:16:42,031 Do you remember the other day 1397 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,542 when you hit me in the face with the ball? 1398 01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:46,269 Oh, look, I'm really sorry about that. 1399 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:49,548 - Look, it's totally cool, just after I woke up 1400 01:16:49,572 --> 01:16:51,572 you were talking about doing what you want in life, 1401 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,852 and how you shouldn't be concerned 1402 01:16:52,876 --> 01:16:54,678 about what the whole world thinks of you, 1403 01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:56,612 and that really hit me. 1404 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,114 My parents want me to go to college 1405 01:16:58,181 --> 01:17:01,150 and study business and play it all safe in life after that, 1406 01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:03,219 and that's not what I want to do. 1407 01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:05,554 I thought at first maybe I was just being stupid 1408 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,023 or dreaming too big, 1409 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:08,958 and that it was only just dreams, 1410 01:17:09,025 --> 01:17:12,862 but I've thought about it, and I've prayed about it, 1411 01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:15,564 and after high school, I'm gonna move out west. 1412 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,966 I want to be an actor. 1413 01:17:18,434 --> 01:17:20,369 This is all just so crazy, like, 1414 01:17:20,436 --> 01:17:22,071 I wanted to do this for such a long time 1415 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:24,073 but I haven't been man enough to say it, 1416 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:25,541 and I haven't told anyone, 1417 01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:26,986 I just thought you should be the first to know 1418 01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,577 since this is kind of on you. 1419 01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:32,215 - I'm proud of you, Carl. 1420 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:34,350 Don't forget about me when you make it big. 1421 01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:35,618 - I won't. 1422 01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,687 How about you take my autograph now? 1423 01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:44,694 There you go. 1424 01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,138 - Right after you make your first movie, 1425 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,442 I'm taking this to the pawn shop. 1426 01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:15,424 Counting clouds, Mr. Williams? 1427 01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:19,028 - Something like that. 1428 01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:22,165 - I like to do that too sometimes. 1429 01:18:22,231 --> 01:18:23,767 Helps clear my head. 1430 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:24,633 - Oh, really? 1431 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,435 How about your problems? 1432 01:18:26,502 --> 01:18:28,905 - Well, I suppose that depends on the problems. 1433 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,341 You know, I usually like to sit at this bench 1434 01:18:32,408 --> 01:18:34,243 and read in the afternoons. 1435 01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:36,579 How long are you planning on lounging? 1436 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,281 - Through the night. 1437 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,282 It's cold at night, you know. 1438 01:18:39,348 --> 01:18:40,348 - I know. 1439 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:44,730 - All right, grab your bag and jacket, 1440 01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:46,089 let's walk back to school. 1441 01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:47,490 What for? 1442 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:48,925 - Better spot for lounging. 1443 01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:50,994 Let's go, on your feet. 1444 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,297 - Nobody's gonna know about this, right? 1445 01:18:54,363 --> 01:18:55,498 - Lips sealed. 1446 01:18:58,601 --> 01:19:00,369 - Why are you doing this for me? 1447 01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:01,637 - Shane, even punks like you 1448 01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:03,015 need a warm place to sleep at night. 1449 01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:04,307 Now let's go, on your feet. 1450 01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:07,776 Chop, chop! 1451 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,463 You know the best part about staying here? 1452 01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:28,530 - What? 1453 01:19:29,498 --> 01:19:31,567 - You don't have to wake up until exactly 8:00. 1454 01:19:33,469 --> 01:19:34,871 - Yeah, I guess that's true. 1455 01:19:35,738 --> 01:19:37,340 - And of course, it's free. 1456 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:41,878 All right, Shane. 1457 01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:42,945 Goodnight. 1458 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:47,349 - Hey. 1459 01:19:50,186 --> 01:19:51,186 Thanks. 1460 01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:53,189 - Don't mention it. 1461 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,326 Remember at the beginning of the year 1462 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,728 when we talked about the things that you can live without? 1463 01:21:05,794 --> 01:21:08,797 Math, science, even water for a few days. 1464 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:11,800 But the one day we couldn't live without was love. 1465 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:15,538 That it was unconditional, safe, yet dangerous, 1466 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:16,805 and that the beauty of it all 1467 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,508 is it could be found just about anywhere? 1468 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:21,010 Remember this. 1469 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:22,955 If there's one thing I'd like you to take from this year, 1470 01:21:22,979 --> 01:21:24,547 remember that lesson. 1471 01:21:24,613 --> 01:21:27,483 Not the physics demonstration or the show and tell. 1472 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,494 At the beginning of the year, 1473 01:21:29,518 --> 01:21:31,054 I didn't know any of you. 1474 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,422 Now, you all have a special place in my heart. 1475 01:21:34,623 --> 01:21:36,792 And I know that sounds a little cliche and sappy, 1476 01:21:36,859 --> 01:21:39,062 we still have a little ways to go, 1477 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:40,796 but we've all been through a lot, 1478 01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,498 and this just felt timely to say. 1479 01:21:43,832 --> 01:21:45,310 All right, you guys all get out of here, 1480 01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:47,470 have a great weekend, and I'll see you on Monday. 1481 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:41,290 Miss Kennedy, what can I do for you? 1482 01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:42,357 - This is for you. 1483 01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:44,192 A deal's a deal. 1484 01:22:52,535 --> 01:22:54,703 Well, I'll be damned. 1485 01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:23,632 - Ready, break! 1486 01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,607 Blue 42, blue 42, set, hut! 1487 01:23:42,185 --> 01:23:44,253 - And I promise it'll be worth your time. 1488 01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:46,254 Look... 1489 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,025 I'm not gonna stop calling until you give it one look. 1490 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:51,827 One look, that's it. 1491 01:23:51,894 --> 01:23:55,231 And if it's garbage and that's what you think, then fine. 1492 01:23:56,465 --> 01:23:57,933 I'll never call again. 1493 01:23:59,135 --> 01:24:01,804 But please, just give it one shot. 1494 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:06,874 I understand. 1495 01:24:08,111 --> 01:24:09,612 Thank you. 1496 01:24:09,678 --> 01:24:10,678 Thank you. 1497 01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:17,920 Yes! 1498 01:24:17,986 --> 01:24:18,986 Yes! 1499 01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:21,157 Yes! 1500 01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:22,425 Oh my... 1501 01:24:22,491 --> 01:24:23,491 Yes! 1502 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:25,893 Yes, yes! 1503 01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:28,230 Oh my god. 1504 01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:53,856 - Well, the man's not a damn ghost! 1505 01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:56,058 His cell was locked, I personally tested it myself. 1506 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:58,461 So, you tell me how in the hell he just vanishes! 1507 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:00,663 - I'm not responsible for this podunk. 1508 01:25:00,729 --> 01:25:01,897 I don't see how it's possible 1509 01:25:01,964 --> 01:25:03,866 for this guy to play Houdini like he does. 1510 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,410 - Well, you better figure it out real quick 1511 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:06,811 before the county comes and shuts this place down, 1512 01:25:06,835 --> 01:25:08,471 and your ass is serving hot fries 1513 01:25:08,537 --> 01:25:10,139 down at the local drive through. 1514 01:25:14,377 --> 01:25:16,545 Where in the hell does he think he's going? 1515 01:25:17,846 --> 01:25:19,114 Roy! 1516 01:25:19,182 --> 01:25:21,550 Roy, come back here, I want to talk to you! 1517 01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:22,785 Roy! 1518 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:25,221 I'm not done with you, you big dummy. 1519 01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:26,622 Roy! 1520 01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:28,257 Are those floors mopped? 1521 01:25:28,324 --> 01:25:29,525 Hey! 1522 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:30,735 I'm gonna inspect those, and if they're not done, 1523 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,628 you're getting right back up here. 1524 01:25:32,695 --> 01:25:33,695 Roy! 1525 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:35,463 Roy!