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- Stellar.
- "The best thing for being sad is to learn something.
That's the only thing that never fails.
You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies,
you may lie awake at night
listening to the disorder of your veins.
You may miss your only love.
You may see the world about you
devastated by evil lunatics,
or know your honor trampled in the sewer of baser minds.
There is only one thing for it then, to learn.
Learn why the world wags and what wags it.
That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust.
Never alienate, never be tortured by,
never fear or distrust,
and never dream of regretting.
Learning is the only thing for you.
Look what a lot of things there are to learn."
Can anyone tell me where that came from?
- T.H. White said it in his book,
"The Once and Future King".
- Very good, yes.
Now, can anyone tell me what it means?
If I were in your seats,
I wouldn't want to answer that question either.
But since I'm up here, I'll do my best.
Learning is the one thing in the universe that doesn't lie.
What do I mean by that?
No matter how you look at it, learning is truth.
Even if the thing you've learned is a lie,
you've still learned it.
You can always learn to unlearn something you've learned.
Now, forgive me if I'm confusing the hell out of you,
but learning is something that nobody
in the history of the universe
has ever been able to master.
There's no way for one person to learn everything.
In fact, there's no way for everyone together
to learn everything.
So, why learn?
Why get an education?
Just to get a job?
There are plenty of people out there with jobs
who don't have an education,
they're doing just fine.
So, what's the big deal about education, about learning?
Because if we all stop trying to learn something
just because we'll never know it all,
we'd all be stupid.
So, because this is day 1,
and we're all getting to learn each other's
names a little bit,
I'm gonna pass this ball around
and when it comes to you,
state your name and one interesting fact about you.
Incoming.
- Uh, my name's Calvin, I'm new here,
and football is my game.
- Hey guys, I'm Raymond, you can call me Ray,
and I'm really into music.
- Thanks.
Uh, my name is Wayne, Wayne Stein.
My favorite meal is home cooked
macaroni and cheese with meatballs, and milk.
- Hi, my name's Kerri,
and I really like taking still photographs.
- My name's Tracy, and I can run a mile in under 7 minutes.
- Name's Slones, Carl,
and my favorite MLB player is probably Hank Aaron.
- I'm Sarah, and I actually share
a birthday with Sally Fields.
- Hey, my name's Shane, and I can bench a lot.
- Hi, my name is Tommy, and I enjoy writing.
- And my name is Mr. Murphy.
I've taught for nearly 20 years.
I love school.
Feel free to stay late, ask me anything, I'm here for that.
I have a very aggressive teaching style,
and I'm sorry if I ever offend any of you,
but know that we're family now.
It's gonna be a great year, okay?
And one more thing, the faculty has let me know
that the cafeteria has some sewer damage,
so for the time being,
we're gonna be having lunches in here, okay?
So, to start our first class,
we're going to talk about, wait for it...
Love.
Yes, I can see some of the puzzled looks on your faces,
you probably thought I was gonna say something
like algebra or physics, or maybe Spanish.
But no, love.
We can live without math, science, English, history,
postage stamps, even water for a few days.
But love is the one thing we truly can't live without.
True love is unconditional, safe, yet dangerous.
And the beauty of it all,
is it can be found just about anywhere.
Something funny, Mr. Williams?
- Uh, yeah.
Yeah, something's funny.
- Would you mind sharing it with the rest of the class?
- No, no, it's too rich.
Please, I insist.
- Okay.
You see, it's just this thing,
I thought it to be a little funny
that you're up here preaching about love,
but you don't know what it is.
- I know what love is.
- Oh, really?
You're married, is that it?
I mean, 'cause, guessing from the looks of it,
I'd say no.
You see, I don't think people actually love people.
You can't love someone more than yourself.
But to get back to your question there,
so if you're married, well, ipso facto,
then there's no way it's real.
Love, that is.
- All right, everybody stand up.
We're going to do a little exercise.
Let's go, stand up, on your feet!
Everybody standing?
Good.
Now, sit if you've ever taken care of someone sick
and sacrificed something for their benefit.
Sit if you've ever had a friend so close
you can tell them anything without them worrying
about spilling the beans.
Sit if you believe in God.
Sit if you were born.
Someone gave birth to you.
They didn't have to, there was ways around it.
But you're here, I'm here, they're here.
That's love.
On that note, lunch.
Tony Easterday, could you please come to the office?
Your mom's here.
Thank you.
- Who can tell me what this is?
Yes, Wayne?
It's a globe, sir.
- Correct!
That it is.
Now, the globe represents something.
What does it represent?
Does somebody other than Mr. Stein have any thoughts?
Mr. Slones, please.
- This may be an elementary answer, but is it the world?
- That's not elementary, you answered the question.
So, what is the world made up of exactly?
Let's move past the obvious, land, water, people, things.
Any thoughts?
You know, when I was a kid, I had a teacher.
And he told me that the world was a bad place
made up of bad things and bad people.
He said the world was filled with hate,
lies, and fast food, and none of it was good.
Took me a while, but I realized
that's what he chose to believe.
So, I decided I'm gonna believe
what I want to about the world.
That it's a good place, filled with truth,
love, and fast food, the kind that is good.
I ran into this teacher again
some years after I graduated
and I told him what I thought of his class
and what I chose to believe in.
And you know what he said to me?
He said, "Murphy, what the hell do you know?
You probably read the Bible
and don't even know how to spell "Armageddon".
And in that moment, it came to me, and I said,
"You're right, I don't know how to spell Armageddon,
but it's not the end of the world."
So, back to our original point,
what is the world made up of exactly?
To me, the scientific answer doesn't mean bullshit.
The Earth's core could be made of a molten, hot ash
or a giant wad of bubblegum.
I like to think the center of the world is the latter.
Shit, it's free candy, get it!
- "My skin is a kind of sort of
brownish pinkish yellowish white.
My eyes are greyish blueish green,
but I'm told they look orange in the night.
My hair is a reddish blondish brown,
but its silver when its wet,
and all the colors inside of me
have not been invented yet."
Wayne Stein.
Writer, filmmaker, genius, self proclaimed prodigy.
Whoa!
- It's 1919, and Germany is on its knees!
How does it get to the other end of the room
which is 1939?
- Hitler goes to Munich!
- Correct, next!
- Germany fails to make reparation payments.
- Bingo!
- The Nuremberg Laws are passed?
- Yes, next!
- Hitler was a Nazi.
- We're past that.
- Hitler was a Jew.
- Not even close.
- Nazi Germany.
- Read the book tonight.
Next!
- Uh, Hitler kills Jews.
Poland's friends with Germany, yes!
That's history 101 and PE
all wrapped up into one today, folks.
- Look, when I say one roll, I mean one roll.
Not two, not three, or four, or 10, one!
You're feeding these animals
like they're members of the damn Senate
for crying in the night!
So quit trying to make friends with the garbage
and do what you're paid taxpayer dollars to do!
- Yeah, you moron!
Quit feeding them all the grub!
- You look here, you big dummy.
I ever catch you pulling a stunt like that again,
and I'll knock your teeth out with a tire iron.
Got it?
Damn it!
- As you can see, I've gotten my workout in for the week.
Now, I've got a little exercise I want you to do.
I wanted to do this last week
when we had our lecture on love,
but since we had a little interruption from Mr. Williams,
I decided to move on.
Now that we're all in a better mood,
I'd like us to continue to get to know each other.
So, here's what we're gonna do.
I want you all to stand up, push the desks out,
and partner up with a member of the opposite sex.
Come on, everyone stand up.
Don't look at me like I'm completely retarded, just do it.
Excellent.
All right, partner up, come on.
Don't be shy.
- Uh, Mr. Murphy, there's no more girls,
what are we supposed to do?
- Uh, Carl, why don't you come up here with me,
and the other two partner up,
and we'll rotate through in a little while.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna turn on some music,
and when the music starts,
you'll begin dancing with your partner.
Now, relax, this doesn't mean
you have to ask them out on a date or fall in love with them
or anything like that,
but if you've decided that you have fallen for your partner,
I suggest you go down to the local jail first
and get some advice from an inmate.
No, I'm serious.
Why do you think those bums
are always getting lady visitors?
They know how to smooth talk 'em.
Okay, let me strike up the band.
All right.
Okay, everybody talk, dance.
Carl, don't be a queer.
Stand there and put your hands on my hips.
- So, what do you do besides throw balls around all day?
- I read.
I read books, sometimes.
I don't know, what about you?
- Oh, an athlete and a scholar.
I live on 34th Street, and I have two older brothers,
and I love the movie Gone with the Wind.
Have you seen that?
- Uh...
- In '75 I lost my first tooth.
- Oh.
- It was shaped exactly like an arrowhead.
I was eating one of those Oreos,
the two cookies with the cream in the middle,
and then snap!
Off goes my pearly whites.
Man down, man down!
I called for a search and rescue mission.
I pulled the now bloody cookie out of my mouth,
and there in the middle of it was a tooth
out there in its lonesome.
I took the tooth and put it under my pillow.
The next morning I woke up
and instead of tooth, it was a quarter, all to myself.
I spent it on a soda.
- So, how much do you bench?
- Well, it depends.
- On what?
- How I'm feeling.
- How are you feeling?
- Right now? - Yeah.
- Feeling pretty strong.
- We literally look like the biggest pair of queers
in the Midwest right now.
- I realize that.
Look, just ask me a question,
that's why we're doing this thing anyway.
- All right, fine.
What's your favorite color?
- Uh, purple?
- Oh my god.
- Okay, everyone switch up to a new partner.
Raymond!
This song's so hot!
- Hey.
- Need a partner?
- Throw it here.
You sure know how to pick a dance partner there, pal.
- Okay, he wasn't my first choice.
- Second choice was much prettier.
- Oh, well, all right, Mr. High Jock.
You know, I saw you going googly eyes
over Kerri Kennedy standing there.
- What do you mean?
- "What do you mean?"
Come on, you were staring at her so hard
I thought her dress was gonna fall off.
- I mean, she's pretty.
- Oh, yeah.
So, you gonna make a move or what?
- What, no.
I mean, she's probably more interested in Shane anyway.
- Shane?
That guy's a complete tool.
- Maybe, but he's got the confidence.
- Okay, Shane is not confident, he's a dirt bag.
He's cocky.
He's the cockiest dirt bag I ever saw.
There's a difference, trust me.
You should ask her out on a date sometime.
- You got advice?
- I was the guy dancing with another guy today, remember?
Not exactly James Dean myself.
You need advice from a pro.
- Like Shane?
- All right, I can give Shane advice.
- Like what?
- Drop dead.
- Okay.
Today we're going to talk about blood.
But first, we'll need to get some.
I'm going to give each of you something to cut with,
and you can start on each other.
There you go.
A screwdriver for you.
For you.
Scissors for you.
And a knife for you.
I'm gonna go grab my ice pick, I'll be right back.
Don't join the circus, Wayne,
you'll give yourself a heart attack.
No, today we're going to talk about adrenaline!
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm doing a project for school.
Or, it's more of a research paper,
but I'm just trying to get a good story
from inmates and crooks and other sort of felons
just to sort of document for my class, for school.
- We keep the scumbags up on the top floor.
Just don't let any of those bastards
out of their cells.
Do you want me to make a face
or pose or something so you can take a picture?
- Actually, I was wondering if
I could ask you some questions.
The other day during Mr. Murphy's lectures, he was...
That's our teacher, Mr. Murphy.
He was saying something about how people in jail
know all about girls and love
because when they're in here,
that's usually all they've got.
So, he didn't say it just like that,
but it got me thinking.
- It got you thinkin', huh?
- Yeah.
See, there's this girl in the class,
and she's really pretty, right?
She's got these eyes, and she doesn't say much,
but I don't know, there's something about her.
- Did you talk to her?
- Well, no, see, that's the thing.
I don't know how.
- I don't think it's you don't know how,
I think it's you're afraid.
- No, it's just-
- Cal, you're in jail talking to a random convict.
Talking is not the problem, it's fear.
- Okay, then how do I not be afraid?
- Now, who can tell me what this is?
Oh, for Pete's dragon, everyone knows what this is,
it's a camera!
- Mr. Murphy, I was gonna say that.
- Thank you, Wayne, I feel better now.
Now, let me tell you why this little gadget
is so remarkable.
Does anyone know what Noah looks like?
You know, the guy who built the big ass ark?
Does anyone know what Moses looks like?
- He had a beard.
- Did he?
So I've heard.
Does anyone know what Charlie Chaplin looks like?
Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart?
See, that's because those guys are all immortal.
They can never die.
They've been captured on film forever.
Luckily for some of those guys,
they're never gonna see a day past 25.
Film gives us the power and the ability
to capture a moment in time,
and we can hang on to that moment forever.
Through film, people can live to be immortal and ageless.
Now that's art, is it not?
What other medium can accurately translate
a person from the real world
into a realm where the world itself stands still?
Now, a lot of people will go telling you
not to go out to Hollywood
and try to make it big as an actor,
you'll end up in the food industry.
But I say what the hell, go for it!
If you're in, you're in to stay.
There's a spot picked out for you for eternity.
The rest of the world is going to be able
to share in that moment that you created once
forever and ever.
I say it's worth a shot.
Say cheese.
You develop this picture and get it to me,
you keep the camera.
Deal?
- Thank you.
Roy!
You dinosaur, get up here!
I thought I told you to keep this hallway clean.
There's boxes all over here!
I thought I told you to pick those up last week.
You're slow as a turtle!
♪ Hungry heart ♪
♪ You knew me from the start ♪
♪ You and me ♪
♪ We should be wild and free ♪
♪ Oh, we were never ♪
- Hello?
Is this Mr. Goyer?
Hi, this is Tommy Cunningham.
I have a script that I've written
that I think you'd be very interested in reading.
It would make a great film.
Look, if you just give it a readthrough,
I know you'd...
Okay.
I understand.
Thanks for your time.
♪ For you and me ♪
- Uh, hey, it's me again.
Would it be could if I did more interviews for that project?
Uh, sir?
- Unless you're planning on breaking
all the dirt bags out of here,
I don't frankly give a rat's ass.
- I just thought you'd appreciate me asking, that's all.
- What does this say?
It says police.
Now, how can I help you?
This is the county jail,
not the bumper car rides at the Six Flags.
Now, get!
- All right, here's what you do.
Go to class early the next time you go into school,
but pick up some nice flowers before you go.
Then when you get in, leave them on her desk.
But don't let her know right away that they're from you.
Kinda just let her figure it out,
and it'll spark the conversation.
- Okay, but how is she gonna know
that they're from me?
- Girls are smart.
She should be able to pinpoint it,
unless you picked out the dumbest broad in the world.
- Okay.
I'll give that a shot.
But what do I do when she figures out
that they are from me?
- Just let the conversation flow,
and don't be such a robot.
- And then after that?
- Come back for part 3.
- You came in early to ask me to prom?
- Well, no.
These are...
Can I just leave them on this desk?
- You're in love with someone else?
Oh, that breaks my heart, Cal.
You want her to know those are from you?
Don't be shy, it's okay.
- I mean, no, not yet.
- Don't you think it'll be a little obvious
when everyone walks in
and it's just you, me, and the flowers?
Why don't you get lost and come back right before class?
That way nobody will know.
- All right, I'll do that, thanks.
- Cal.
Forget your pack?
- Oh.
Thank you.
- Oh, that sly dog.
Why didn't you tell me you were making a move, lover boy?
- What are you talking about?
I didn't make a move.
- The flowers on her desk weren't from Shane,
the pain in the ass, pal.
I figured that much.
- All right, so I got her flowers.
It's not like I asked her to the theater.
- Well, you might as well have.
- Besides, she probably thinks that they came from Shane.
Did the guy a favor, I guess.
- Well, then tell her you got 'em.
She'll be more flattered that way
than if she goes on thinking the world's biggest toolbox
brought her some flowers off his mom's kitchen table.
- Where do you think I got 'em?
- Don't tell her that.
So, what's your next move?
- I don't know.
I haven't really thought that far ahead.
- I think you should ask her to a movie,
I bet she'd love that.
And it'll help her figure out
that it was you that brought her the flowers.
- Eh.
I'll think about it.
- Hey, check this out.
I bet you didn't know I was a punter.
What do you think the yardage on that was?
- Eh, negative four yards.
- Son of a bitch.
- The toilet's down the hall.
And your diplomas?
- Those you have to earn.
- That's what I heard.
- From who?
Who are you?
- What if I told you I'm a 13 year old kid
looking to enroll here?
- You sound 40.
- What if I told you I'm an inmate from the county jail
looking to enroll here?
- I'd ask how you got out.
- I fit through the bars.
Why you here so late?
- Counterfeiting lottery tickets.
Better chance of winning that way.
- Bullshit.
- You be honest with me and I'll be honest with you.
- I'm looking to learn about business and stuff.
How to make a lot of money.
- You got the wrong guy, look where you're at.
- Maybe, but you got resources.
- Resources?
What resources?
I've got pens, paper, a few books, that's it.
- Can you read?
- What?
- You don't hear so good, but can you read?
- I'm a teacher.
- So, can you teach me something?
- Listen.
The reason I stay late every night and often never leave
is because I care about education.
I care about my students, this building.
And I don't have anyone to go home to.
- Thanks for being honest with me.
- So, how did you get out?
- Can you keep a secret?
- I've got no one to tell.
- My cell is faulty.
I can muscle it to its fault and slide the doors open.
I think this is God giving me a second chance.
- If that's the case, why don't you just run away?
- Because I know I'll probably end up in the same place.
Once you're in the system,
it's a hard cycle to break.
- Fair enough.
You know, teaching dangerous people is a dangerous thing.
- I ain't gonna hurt you.
- I wonder if I can get that in writing.
- I'm working on a short story, Shane.
Do you want to hear what the storyline is?
It's a rather intricate yet simplistic one.
One to do with friendship and love,
without the romantic kind of love, per se.
What I'm really trying to do is
bring out the tones out of inanimate objects.
And one of the hardest things to do as a filmmaker,
and this is still my opinion, take it or leave it,
is to try to get the audience, that's you,
to feel emotionally connected to something
that's not real in a sense.
One that doesn't have emotions or thoughts.
You know what I mean?
Well, the real reason I decided to go this route
is because I wanted to try to bring out the tones
out of inanimate objects.
And plus there was nobody else to play the parts, you know?
So I went with the next best option, toys.
- That's a real good story, Wayne, really.
- I thought you'd like it.
So, when it's all finished,
do you think maybe you can come over to my house
and we can have our own little premier of sorts?
- You got cigarettes at home?
- And don't forget about Calvin, he is gorgeous.
- Yeah, what about Cal, Kerri?
- I'm not into him.
He seems nice, but, again,
I'm just not interested in dating right now.
- I'd date him.
- I would too.
- If he does ask you out, don't break his heart.
- But if you do...
- Let him know we're available.
- So, um, what do you want to do
when you get out of school?
- Well, my mom wants me to go into business,
and my dad wants me to go into business too, so,
I guess I'm going into business.
- Is that what you want?
- What?
- I mean, is business what you want to get into?
- Well, yeah, yeah.
- Carl.
We're seniors.
In a couple months from now, we're gonna graduate.
Me, you, Wayne, we're not like them.
Everybody else is just, I don't know.
I guess another brick in the wall.
- So, if you can say one thing to anyone in this room
without getting in trouble,
what would you say, and to who?
- Uh, let me think about it.
- Oh, no, don't think about it.
I want the first thing off the top of your head,
what comes to mind?
- All right.
I'd tell Kerri Kennedy that she is
the prettiest girl I ever saw,
and I'd like to take her out sometime.
- That's poetic, Cal.
You're a modern day Romeo.
- All right, all right.
Who would you ask and what would you say?
- I'd tell Shane to suck a brick.
Then I'd call him a queer and kick him in the boys.
- That's sweet, Ray.
- "What you are, you are by accidents or birth.
What I am, I am by myself.
There are and will be a thousand princes,
but there is only one Beethoven."
So, this one's for you, Ray, the music lover.
- My main man Cal.
How can I be of service to you today?
- Well, I took your advice and got her flowers.
- I told you it would work like magic.
- It didn't work at all,
she thinks that they came from Shane.
- And why would she think that?
- Because he winked at her when she first saw 'em,
played it off like he got them.
- Then why didn't you say something?
- What was I supposed to say?
- "Hey, dill hole, one more week
and I'll gouge your eyes out with a spoon!"
- Okay, and then she thinks I'm a psycho.
- Look, man.
You gotta quit beating around the bush.
Stop trying to be Mr. Mystery Romance Man,
or she'll never find out,
and she'll never give you a chance.
I mean, you're a good looking kid,
so I don't see why you're scared to just ask her.
Just do it, man.
- You want me to ask her out?
- Yeah.
- On a date?
- Yeah.
- I mean, what if she says no?
- What if she says yes?
- And then I'll have more questions.
- That's what I'm here for.
But I can't help you if you don't use what I give you.
- I know, I know.
I'll ask.
- Fingers crossed, Cal.
- Today is gonna be a fun day.
It's one of my favorite days of the year.
Show and tell!
I know, I know, it sounds childish and elementary,
but why do you think elementary school was so much fun?
And then when you get to middle school and high school,
the fun gets all sucked out!
Because they suck it out, the fun stuff,
like show and tell.
So, you should've all remembered
to bring some things in for today.
To get things started,
we're gonna draw some names out of a hat.
'Cause that's a little bit more fun, right?
Wayne!
You're lucky contestant number one!
Get on up here, show us what you've got!
- Uh, do I start?
You may start.
- All right, this is my 8 millimeter camera.
As some of you know, I am a filmmaker.
I pride myself on being a director.
Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick,
and Richard Donner are some of my inspirations.
I have yet to make a film
with actual live people in it because
I don't have any friends that actually
want to be in the film,
so I usually go with miniature toy figures.
But these past few months,
I have been taking stock footage of you guys
that I can use for future productions.
So, I hope that one day you guys will all be honored
to be in a Wayne Stein film.
Thank you.
- Very good, very good.
Wayne, that's weird.
Probably illegal.
Okay, next up is...
Shane!
Get on up here!
- Am I good?
Uh...
I brought in this football.
I wanted to bring in my weight set,
but obviously there's not enough room
in this classroom for all that, so...
I like football, and I had this one laying around,
so I figured I'd bring it for show and tell,
and it's a good opportunity to let you boys know
that we're playing a little pickup game
here in the neighborhood.
The practice field, later this afternoon.
And I don't know, some of you guys
are getting your asses kicked.
So come out and watch, girls, and...
That's it.
- Not bad, not bad.
All right.
Next up is...
Raymond!
Come on up here.
- Hey, guys.
When I was thinking about what I could bring
for show and tell I thought maybe I'd grab
some headphones or an album,
but I figured you guys probably
already knew that about me, so, I brought these.
And they're rocks, I found them last summer
when I was vacationing up north with my family.
You can find them around the Petoskey area
on the beaches and stuff,
and, well, they're actually fossils.
So I'm guessing that most of you
probably already know what they are,
but if you haven't been able to figure it out yet,
I brought...
Dog shit?
You're an asshole!
- Ain't that some shit, huh?
- Uh, Kerri.
Hey.
Pretty crazy day today, huh?
- Yeah, it was.
- I was just wondering if you're not busy tomorrow,
if you'd want to go to the movies with me?
- Um, hey.
I really appreciate you asking me,
I know it takes a lot of courage.
But I don't feel like I know you well enough
to go with the movies with you.
Sorry.
- All right, guys, we're gonna run the 915 throwback.
Sanders, I need you open.
On one, on one.
Ready, break!
- All right, Cal's gonna lob this one up,
so watch the play action outside, all right?
Ready, break!
- Red 19, red 19!
- Watch Sanders, watch Sanders!
- Set, hut!
- Watch the pass, watch the pass!
- Yes!
- All tied up, Mayfield, our ball.
Set, hut!
- Do you want my jock after the game?
- Is that hidden from your mom, Parker?
- Red 18, red 18, hut!
Blue 22, blue 22!
Hut!
Woo!
That's how we do, let's go!
Bo knows, brother, Bo knows!
Red 43, red 43, hut!
- Did you guys see it?
- So, you're the middle school boy who wants a diploma.
Yeah, that's me.
- Grab a chair, pull it over.
You've gotta be the biggest individual
I've seen in 20 years.
- You didn't call the cops, did you?
- My word is my bond, friend.
So, let's get started, shall we?
First thing we're going to do...
I want you to draw me a picture
of how you see yourself right now.
- Are you kidding me?
- No, draw, you, right here.
- I want to learn about money, business, success.
Even I got past the first grade and all this shit.
- Look, I can't help you if you don't take
what I'm giving you right here.
- Okay, if you say so.
- Okay, now, explain this to me.
- Well, that's me, I'm in jail,
and here's a hole just big enough
for me to poke my head through.
Over here is the Sun.
I guess it represents happiness, happily ever after,
new life, you know, freedom and stuff.
- Okay.
What's this in the middle?
- That's the ocean.
It's deep, fire, long.
Represents life, I guess.
- Very good.
One more thing for you to do.
I want you to draw me another picture
of where you see yourself,
where you want to be exactly.
Okay, now explain this one.
- Well, these are all the things that I want.
I want money, of course.
I don't want to ever have to worry about money.
I want to be well off.
I want to have a couple of kids someday.
I want a restaurant or a hardware store,
you know, something that I can just call my own.
Have a nice car to drive around in.
And I put these books here because
I want to be smart, educated.
A house.
I drew this girl because I figure
if I'm gonna have kids someday,
I'm gonna need a wife, right?
I wouldn't mind having a girl.
- Excellent.
What's the meaning behind the circle?
- I thought the circle is the only shape
that doesn't have any edges.
It doesn't stop, it just keeps going
around and around, no beginning, no end.
It's just open, it's...
I don't know.
And I put all that stuff in there
because I just don't want it in a box.
I don't want my life in a box.
It's been there too long.
- You're not all that dumb, Lawrence.
You got heart.
- Well, that's what my ex-girlfriend
used to tell me all the time.
- Oh!
So, Lawrence has had a lady in his life recently.
- No, no, not recently,
but a long time ago.
- Oh, I see.
Does she have a name?
- Yeah.
Cindy.
She was great.
But things just didn't work out between us.
- Cindy.
She have a last name?
- Schuler.
- Holy shit.
Did you graduate from Stonebridge High, Class of '55?
- I didn't graduate, but that would've been the year.
- Downey.
Lawrence Downey.
You son of a bitch, don't you remember?
It's me, Billy!
- Oh, shit.
- Man, I remember when you were dating Cindy.
I was head over heels for her, and you were just...
I was so jealous of you.
- Well, you married her, not me.
- That's true, I loved her.
But in all those years, she never looked at me
the way she looked at you.
- Ah, sorry.
- It's okay.
- So, how's she doing?
- She died.
It was 12 years ago now.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- It's okay, not your fault.
Cancer's fault.
What are the chances that God would bring
two bums like us together again
after all these years?
- Is that called karma?
- That's called irony, Lawrence, irony.
- Well, listen, I understand if you don't want to help me,
but don't call the station,
just give me some time to get out of town.
- Lawrence, sit.
I don't hate you.
I don't even dislike you.
I'm going to help you.
I know you're a good person
who's just got himself in a bad situation,
made a couple bad choices.
Right now I'm going to call you my student,
you can call me your teacher.
At the end of all this, we'll call each other friends.
All right.
Now, let me teach you some good shit.
Oh my gosh.
Is he dead?
- I'll go mouth to mouth and find out.
- Oh, is the inmate still here?
- Mr. Murphy, it's us.
We all got tested, and well,
it turns out we're your children.
- Oh, Wayne, in your dreams.
- I actually did have a dream about that once.
- She was probably just shocked in the moment,
didn't know how to respond, that's all.
- Okay, then why'd she say no instead of yes?
- Because she wants you to ask her again.
- Nah uh, no way.
- Come on, Cal, you said it yourself.
She smiled, clapped at the game.
She saw how much you was a stud out there.
- No, that doesn't mean anything.
- It means you have her exactly where you want her.
- Okay, but if I ask her to the movies again,
I'm just gonna sound desperate.
- Well, don't ask her to the movies,
ask her to something new.
- Such as?
- I don't know, the right thing will come to you.
And when it does, just go for it.
Don't let fear stop you from asking,
because then it's still a no.
- Okay.
I mean, I guess I'll think of something.
- Knock 'em dead, Cal.
- Wendy, shut up!
- As we wrap up this afternoon,
I wanted to let you all know
about something very special,
which I'm sure most of you know already.
I want to remind and encourage you all
to be a part of prom that's happening
not this weekend, but next.
Prom is one of those things you just never forget it,
and you don't want to miss it.
So, I encourage you guys to ask a pretty girl
and have a fun night.
And just for the record, I am free that night too.
Don't be shy.
- Look, Cal, any girl you ask to a dance
is bound to say yes.
I don't want just any girl, I want Kerri.
- Well, she's bound to say yes too.
- Why does everyone keep saying that?
Don't you know she said no to me
the first time I asked her out?
- Who's everyone?
And so what?
That was then.
She was just nervous the hottest stud
in class asked her out.
- Shut up.
- Look.
Girls love to go out and be seen.
She wants to be asked.
- I don't see you asking anyone.
- Oh, I'll make my move.
I've got my eye on Tracy, slick.
- Oh, yeah?
You're gonna ask her?
- Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see.
- Wait, what?
- Well, look, if you ask Kerri and she says yes,
then yeah, I'm totally gonna ask her.
But if she says no, well then, forget it, I give up.
Get outta here!
- Look, it's not about how you play the game,
it's about whether you win or lose.
- Okay, Potsie.
- Hey...
Call me the Fonz.
- What if Shane asks Tracy first?
- Well then, I guess I'd have to find out where he lives,
sneak into his house, find him sleeping in his bed,
and then beat him over the head
with a sock full of padlocks.
- Here's what you need to take from all of this.
You can have the fanciest stuff, nicest cars,
hot wife, it's okay, they're all okay.
But one day you're gonna get to the end of your life
and you're gonna realize you're going
in one of two places.
Heaven or hell.
And you get to choose, it's your choice.
And of course, everyone picks heaven, everyone wants heaven.
But nobody ever wants to make the hard choices to get there.
Now, you get to choose, okay?
But once you choose, you can't re-choose.
All right?
Now, right now you're in a hell, figuratively.
Well, literally speaking, considering your situation.
But you still have the choice to choose the heaven.
Freedom.
That's the difference right now.
I say all this to tell you to make sure
that you're keeping the main thing the main thing.
When you get out of here
and you start a new life for yourself,
and I know that you will,
always remember to keep your priorities straight.
Otherwise, you know where you'll end up?
Right back in hell.
And life doesn't often give you second chances,
but you've got one in front of you right now.
Take advantage of it.
- Have you ever considered preaching?
- Have you ever considered running for president?
Knock, knock.
- Mr. Williams.
What are you doing here?
- I was looking for my bag and...
Who's he?
- Just a friend of mine,
I'm helping him with his taxes.
- He have a name?
- Calvin.
- Pleasure to meet you, Calvin.
- Look, Shane, normally I'd have you stick around,
but this tax stuff is rather personal.
Would you mind grabbing your bag and taking off?
- Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh, shit, my bag's not here.
I must've left it at the park.
All right, night, fellas.
- Roy!
There's a mark over here.
If you're mopping and you don't have
a caution wet sign up,
then clearly you're not doing it right!
When you're done with this, do it again!
Damn it!
Which one of these looks like the Earth?
The circle!
The line.
Shane is actually correct on this, Mr. Stein.
The Earth is round.
Yes, I know, but that wasn't the question.
The question was, what does the Earth look like?
And to our eyes, the Earth...
All right, so that's enough physics for my brain.
You guys get outdoors, enjoy your afternoons,
and I'll see you here on Monday.
- Hey, Kerri.
- Hey.
- That was some pretty interesting science stuff today, huh?
- Yeah.
I had no idea about that stuff.
- Yeah, me neither.
Has anyone asked you to prom yet?
- No.
- No?
Hey, and I know what you said the other day,
and well, prom seems pretty fun and everyone's going,
so I guess what I'm saying is,
if you're free that evening,
then maybe you'd want to come with me?
- Sure.
That'd be great.
- Okay.
Okay, cool.
All right, I'll pick you up at 6:30?
- Sounds good.
- Okay.
- I'm looking forward to it, Cal.
Have a good weekend.
- Have a good weekend, Kerri.
Yes!
- Nah uh, no way, there's no way
you're gonna convince me that the Padres
are gonna win the series.
- You're ignorant, Lawrence.
And while ignorance is bliss, it's not always right.
- They're not gonna win, no matter what they do.
I mean, the JV team has a better chance
of winning than they do.
- All right, well, as your teacher and your friend,
I'm advising you not to put your money on the Dodgers.
- And as your friend, I'm advising you
not to put your money on the Padres.
- All right.
So, what's your plan now?
- I'm gonna go west.
- How soon?
- I'm gonna pack up my stuff
and leave as soon as the coast is clear.
Maybe tomorrow night or the night after.
- Okay, sounds good.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
A, for not calling the cops in the beginning,
and B, for not shunning me when you realized who I was,
and C, for being a friend, a great teacher.
It really means a lot to me.
- Thank you very much.
Do me a favor.
- What's that?
- When you get out, drop me a line.
- You're never home, you would never answer.
- True.
Send me a letter then.
- Fair enough.
- Good luck.
Are you gonna ask her to dance,
or are you just gonna stand here
drooling over her all night?
- I will, I will, just-
- Well, come on, man!
She's expecting it, you asked her to this thing.
- I know, I know.
- All you fly love birds aboard Flight 19K5,
this is your captain speaking.
We've reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet.
It's time to spread those wings wide
and let love fly.
Fellas, squeeze your ladies close
and guide her side to side.
Come on.
- All right, pal, that's us.
Well, go.
- So, would you like to dance?
- I would.
- I like your dress.
You look really pretty in it.
- Thank you.
- You know, I wouldn't have rather asked anyone
other than you.
- I'm glad you asked me, Cal.
- Hey!
Scumbag!
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Lawrence, I'm talking to you!
Holy shit!
Hey!
- How cute would it be if Kerri and Cal got married?
- Can you picture you and me getting married?
- They would be so cute together.
- Well, yeah, I guess if she says yes.
- Is he thinking about asking?
- Are you kidding me?
Googly eyes over there goes into gaga land
every time that girl's in the room.
He'd of asked her yesterday
if he knew she'd say yes.
- That's so cute.
He's like a modern day Romeo.
- Yeah?
Well, you know what happened to Romeo.
- He fell in love?
- He dropped dead.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
you've been an amazing crowd this evening,
but Cupid still has one more arrow in his quiver.
So, point it at the love that makes your heart shiver.
Here's one more memory for your memory banks,
brought to you courtesy of your evening's fly captain.
- Maybe we should dance closer,
so we don't have to worry about where to look.
- Okay.
- And he was determined, stubborn,
and a little ignorant but...
Carl!
I encourage daydreaming, but not that kind.
So, my point is,
you don't have to do what your parents say,
you don't have to do what your friends say.
You don't even have to do what I say.
Listen to your heart.
Sometimes it doesn't make sense.
Society tells you to go to school, get an education,
find a job, blah, blah, blah.
But I'm telling you,
if that's not what your heart says to do,
then don't do it.
Find what makes you happy and do that.
And if you don't know,
you've got some time to figure it out.
Just don't take too long, okay?
And he was right there this morning,
I saw him with my own eyes.
And he wasn't see-through neither.
And that refrigerator,
he's not gonna squeeze between those bars.
- Well, no shit!
- So, what are you gonna do?
- Knock, knock, Albert Einstein!
- Get up, Lawrence!
Hey, what are you guys doing?
- You're getting hauled over, scumbag!
Let's go, let's go!
It's been too long, Lawrence!
- Don't look so sad, Larry.
We've got a visitor coming for ya.
He'll be here about quarter to noon.
- Bastards!
- On a traffic light is the green
on the top or the bottom?
- Um, bottom.
Correct.
What two letters are not on the telephone dial?
- B and W?
Eh, wrong.
Q and Z.
When we walk, does your left arm move
with your right or your left leg?
- Uh...
- Pop trivia, Shane, not chess.
- Swings with both, right?
- No, your left arm moves with your right leg,
that's how we stay balanced.
How many hot dog buns in a standard package?
- 8?
- 6.
American flag, top stripe red or white?
- Uh, white.
No, no, no, red. - Nice pump fake, yes, red.
What side of the blouse are a woman's buttons on?
- Right.
- Correct.
Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc.
Who's missing?
- Bashful, Professor.
- Can I help you officers?
- We were hoping we could give your class a little demo.
Teach these younglings about Miranda Rights.
Why don't you go ahead and put your hands behind your back?
What are you talking about?
- You have the right to remain silent.
And hum-dumb-diddly-doo.
You know the rest.
- Sorry, kids.
This is just a misunderstanding.
Be back here on Monday,
or I'll give you an assignment none of you will like.
I'll be back.
- Settle down.
- I'll be back!
- The only thing you kids need to learn today, authority.
A-U-T...
Thority.
Shane.
Tell your momma her garden looks real nice.
- Come on.
Get in there!
Now, see what you get for making friends with assholes?
Nobody likes that guy.
- Lawrence?
- Right next door, buddy.
- I guess I'm your new neighbor.
I'm sorry about this, man.
- Hey, it's not your fault.
- I know that much.
It's your boy that sold us out.
- Shane?
- Backpack boy.
- Yeah, that's him.
- I wouldn't worry about it though.
They can't charge you.
Just got you in here to scare you a little bit.
You'll be out in a day or two.
- How about you?
- Eh, it's my new cell.
I figure they're gonna keep me in here for a while.
- Sorry.
- Remember all that talk about second chances?
- Yeah.
- Was it all some bullshit?
- No.
But you're past that now, onto third chances.
Is there such a thing?
- Never heard of it.
But I've been wrong before.
- Well, let's hope that you're wrong this time.
- Yeah.
Let's hope.
- All right, look, pal.
You can't keep waiting for the perfect moment forever,
'cause sooner or later you're gonna miss your chance.
- I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I mean, you'd be nervous too
if you're asking the prettiest girl in the school.
- All right, I'll tell you what you should do.
Before you go out tonight, do a lot of speed.
It'll help calm your nerves.
- No, no, Ray, you're insane, man!
- Look, Cal.
You just gotta calm down.
- I'm calm.
- Buy her some flowers.
She'll know you mean business that way.
- Did Tommy like his flowers?
- You know, I really think he did.
- Look, sir...
If you just give it one read, I know you'd...
I am, I am.
But that's not...
It has potential.
I understand.
- Rise and shine, teach!
- So, all in all I give jail 3 out of 10 stars.
I'm guessing prison would probably be a 1,
but you know, jail...
It's not all that bad, some nice things.
Gives you some time to think.
But as shocKing as it sounds,
school's a lot more fun, right?
All right, that's enough ranting, you guys are dismissed.
Shane, can you stay after for a second?
How are ya?
- Look, I didn't think they were gonna throw you
in the brink, all right?
- So, why'd you tell?
- To put him back where he belongs.
- He's just trying to learn, Shane.
- Yeah, well, frankly, I don't give a shit.
- Hey. - Hi.
- I got these for you.
- Thank you, that was nice.
- Should we sit?
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, I was just thinking,
well, I guess if you'd be interested,
I was wondering if you'd want to go together.
With me, obviously.
- I don't quite know how to say this...
I think you're a great guy, Calvin,
and you're sweet, really.
I had an amazing time at prom,
and I was so flattered that you asked me,
but I'm not interested in going steady with you.
I see us more as friends,
and I'd like for it to stay that way,
I just don't want to lead you on.
- Yeah, no, I understand.
- You're sweet, Cal.
You're a good friend.
- Lawrence?
- No, it's Carl.
Hey.
What's going on?
- Uh, not much.
Do you remember the other day
when you hit me in the face with the ball?
Oh, look, I'm really sorry about that.
- Look, it's totally cool, just after I woke up
you were talking about doing what you want in life,
and how you shouldn't be concerned
about what the whole world thinks of you,
and that really hit me.
My parents want me to go to college
and study business and play it all safe in life after that,
and that's not what I want to do.
I thought at first maybe I was just being stupid
or dreaming too big,
and that it was only just dreams,
but I've thought about it, and I've prayed about it,
and after high school, I'm gonna move out west.
I want to be an actor.
This is all just so crazy, like,
I wanted to do this for such a long time
but I haven't been man enough to say it,
and I haven't told anyone,
I just thought you should be the first to know
since this is kind of on you.
- I'm proud of you, Carl.
Don't forget about me when you make it big.
- I won't.
How about you take my autograph now?
There you go.
- Right after you make your first movie,
I'm taking this to the pawn shop.
Counting clouds, Mr. Williams?
- Something like that.
- I like to do that too sometimes.
Helps clear my head.
- Oh, really?
How about your problems?
- Well, I suppose that depends on the problems.
You know, I usually like to sit at this bench
and read in the afternoons.
How long are you planning on lounging?
- Through the night.
It's cold at night, you know.
- I know.
- All right, grab your bag and jacket,
let's walk back to school.
What for?
- Better spot for lounging.
Let's go, on your feet.
- Nobody's gonna know about this, right?
- Lips sealed.
- Why are you doing this for me?
- Shane, even punks like you
need a warm place to sleep at night.
Now let's go, on your feet.
Chop, chop!
You know the best part about staying here?
- What?
- You don't have to wake up until exactly 8:00.
- Yeah, I guess that's true.
- And of course, it's free.
All right, Shane.
Goodnight.
- Hey.
Thanks.
- Don't mention it.
Remember at the beginning of the year
when we talked about the things that you can live without?
Math, science, even water for a few days.
But the one day we couldn't live without was love.
That it was unconditional, safe, yet dangerous,
and that the beauty of it all
is it could be found just about anywhere?
Remember this.
If there's one thing I'd like you to take from this year,
remember that lesson.
Not the physics demonstration or the show and tell.
At the beginning of the year,
I didn't know any of you.
Now, you all have a special place in my heart.
And I know that sounds a little cliche and sappy,
we still have a little ways to go,
but we've all been through a lot,
and this just felt timely to say.
All right, you guys all get out of here,
have a great weekend, and I'll see you on Monday.
Miss Kennedy, what can I do for you?
- This is for you.
A deal's a deal.
Well, I'll be damned.
- Ready, break!
Blue 42, blue 42, set, hut!
- And I promise it'll be worth your time.
Look...
I'm not gonna stop calling until you give it one look.
One look, that's it.
And if it's garbage and that's what you think, then fine.
I'll never call again.
But please, just give it one shot.
I understand.
Thank you.
Yes!
Oh my...
Yes!
Yes, yes!
Oh my god.
- Well, the man's not a damn ghost!
His cell was locked, I personally tested it myself.
So, you tell me how in the hell he just vanishes!
- I'm not responsible for this podunk.
I don't see how it's possible
for this guy to play Houdini like he does.
- Well, you better figure it out real quick
before the county comes and shuts this place down,
and your ass is serving hot fries
down at the local drive through.
Where in the hell does he think he's going?
Roy!
Roy, come back here, I want to talk to you!
Roy!
I'm not done with you, you big dummy.
Roy!
Are those floors mopped?
Hey!
I'm gonna inspect those, and if they're not done,
you're getting right back up here.
Roy!