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看看這些廢巴黎人

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看看這些俗馬賽小丑

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拿好，讓我跟他們單挑

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他們怎麼死的都不知道

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我們不是來打架，是來挺朋友

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各位，我們說好了

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我們出面拿回獎盃就閃人

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那個獎盃是我們的歷史

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我們的身分

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我們的一顆星

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不拿到我們不會走

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在那件事

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發生

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之前

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15天

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歐洲盃

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當然他們寵壞了我…

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各位先生女士，歷史性的時刻

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馬賽隊是歐洲冠軍
迪帝爾德尚隊長來了

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他走向獎盃，跟官員握手

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“你好，歡迎”
這就對了，快了

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他要舉起獎盃

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他舉起獎盃，要親吻獎盃

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太好了，馬賽隊是歐洲冠軍

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球迷臉上滿是喜悅

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38年後

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馬賽隊拿下冠軍

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–早安，會長先生
–早

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你看，我們把燈換成30瓦的

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來看獎盃還亮不亮

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還亮不亮？

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每天早上來看，山米

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–叫我看到死都行
–對

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山米，我打給我朋友

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真可惜你沒去看公寓

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謝謝，我寧願住在育幼院

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–小孩需要我
–小孩需要你？

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–對
–好

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–祝你愉快
–你也是

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妳今天真的很美

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我會寄給你，那樣你就有了，再見

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你們好，丹尼，票搞定了

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好的

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–山米
–你們好

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小怪獸們好嗎？

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你好嗎？沒事吧？

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–你好嗎？
–很好

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–好
–拿去，你要的四張票

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–太好了
–山米是你的保姆嗎？

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不是，山米不是保姆

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–他是家人
–你們都要回家嗎？

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–對
–明天見

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–明天見
–再見

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–走吧
–接住

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就像在場上

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歐洲冠軍，從沒這麼爽過

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我懷孕了

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–妳懷孕了？
–對

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加油，馬賽

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加油，馬賽

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加油，馬賽

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加油，馬賽

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你看，山米

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你的血液不是紅色

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你的血液是白藍色

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我愛你，兒子

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我愛你，兒子

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馬賽奧林匹克隊兩位代表性球迷

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今晚不幸車禍喪命

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他們是要開車到波爾多看客場賽

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兩人留下六歲大的兒子山米

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我們深表哀悼

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馬賽奧林匹克隊

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獎盃失竊記

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山米！

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這道菜要先把肺臟切碎

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然後把羔羊血加進醬汁拌勻

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他來了

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恩尼斯特先生，你好嗎？

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很好

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小孩別在我的院子踢球會更好

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恩尼斯特很大方

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但別得寸進尺

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你也別再把他們的球放氣就好了

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晚安

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我要牽薩諾斯去便便

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那傢伙真討人厭

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妳還好嗎，泰瑞絲？

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–要幫忙嗎？
–不用，謝謝

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剛看到恩尼斯特，我差點發火

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別記恨，當個好鄰居

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–他們等著要見你
–好

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別再裝睡了，小鬼頭

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–山米
–對

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小怪獸好嗎？

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好高興見到你，山米

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少來，小馬克宏，你很無聊

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對，少來，小馬克宏

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–山米，你怎麼老帶這些東西？
–什麼？

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–冠軍獎盃呢？
–獎盃不能帶來

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我答應會帶你們去看
但不是現在，要有耐心

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蘇菲安，你還好嗎？

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–還好
–穿絲睡袍？

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–怎樣？
–還戴墨鏡？

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–怎樣？
–現在晚上9點

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又怎樣？

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噴滿古龍水，你沒要出去吧？

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怎樣？人家晚上不能香香的嗎？

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–我想噴香水也不行？
–走開

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明天別遲到，我想看經典賽

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好的

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我想看冠軍獎盃

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–我也想看
–我也是

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要拿很多讚，像巴斯汀

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看看誰是小明星

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放心，你們會看到的，現在先睡覺

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不能怪我們，你半年前答應的

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好啦，上床睡覺

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我們是馬賽人

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我們是馬賽人

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我們要上床睡覺

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我們要上床睡覺

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加油，馬賽

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–大家晚安
–晚安

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蘇菲安，心臟在左邊

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馬賽隊就是這樣成為法國第一支

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球衣上繡有一顆星的球隊

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山米，獎盃要畫兩個大耳朵

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然後你要睡覺，好嗎？

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關燈

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真的假的？他們快睡著了

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你在幹嘛？

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別惹怒狗狗

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–那不是玩具
–分明就是

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–不是
–就是

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–不是
–就是

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不是

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你們一個月內要搬走嗎？

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–什麼意思？
–你不知道？

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算我沒說，別說出去

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因為…

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聽說房東要把這裡拆掉當停車場

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恩尼斯特道：“何不呢？”

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走吧

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去咬人

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好乖

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我不想讓你擔心

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他們要我們一個月內搬走

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我們拖欠房租多久了？

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讓我想想，快三個星期

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不算太糟啊

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對，一年又三個星期

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泰瑞絲，妳該告訴我的

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太扯了

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我們拖這麼久，難怪被他們趕走

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我收太多小孩，山米

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我什麼都試過
慈善機構、社會福利、資助人…

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不知道該怎麼辦

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所以…

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–所以怎樣？
–那個…

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我跟蘇菲安看過新聞，我們都同意

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這個辦法不壞，只要48小時

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馬賽和馬貝拉來回跑一趟

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什麼都不用做

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只要帶回包裹

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妳瘋了嗎？

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走私會被抓去關的

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我還有很多其他辦法

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–拿給你看
–我看不妙

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古池

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–“古馳”
–最好是喔

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我有一整套，不錯吧？

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銳布

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“銳步”，顏色很齊全

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我連手錶都有

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看看這支錶

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不錯吧？

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“百士達翡麗”？

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聽過嗎？

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–很像吧
–走開

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包包給我，別再想這件事

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你一個月內要怎麼生出錢？告訴我

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泰瑞絲

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請妳相信我

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“尼恩特斯及斯薩諾”？

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最後搬遷通知

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我們不想辦法，育幼院就會被關閉

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不會的，幸好你來找我

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但這筆錢不是小數目

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我知道，哪裡能借到錢？

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我會問問馬賽基金會

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專心在經典賽

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我們要打敗巴黎

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謝謝，會長，加油，馬賽

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拉瓦奈利傳奇經典賽

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絆人罰球，記得嗎？

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–記得
–勞倫布朗克

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–對
–記得他嗎？

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–傑夫
–都好嗎，傑夫？

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記得勞倫布朗克跟誰在看台嗎？

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–誰？
–我

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什麼？你都還沒出生欸

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老尤，10號

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阿奇，跟他說我在維洛德隆球場出生

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能討論國際球迷見面會嗎？

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別找架打

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說說罷了，萬一有人有興趣

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誰？

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我有興趣…

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瘋子阿奇

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–很好
–老是我一個

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最後的布條要寫什麼？

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“你們這些爛咖，過來就死定了”

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不行，我們是認真的

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不讓我們說，就去操他們老母

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好棒，我就知道你會想通，冠軍

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老母…客氣又親切
優良的運動員精神

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完美，懂吧？

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怎麼樣，傑夫？

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–傑夫
–你沒事吧？

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怪咖傑夫

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–他喝鏘了嗎？
–我沒事

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–隨便
–跟我們說

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我升職了

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–太好了
–厲害

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–公司有配車
–好喔

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–旅遊優惠券
–不錯欸

230
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,958
–餐飲優惠券
–讚喔

231
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,833
–年度獎金
–爽啦

232
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,208
地點在巴黎

233
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,833
–爛透了
–真慘

234
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:31,041
我知道

235
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:33,958
等等，傑夫

236
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:36,666
這封信怎麼是給“凱文”？

237
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,166
我叫凱文，但小名叫傑夫

238
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,625
–你叫尤漢
–對

239
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,166
–但大家叫你老尤
–對

240
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,250
我也是，這樣比較好叫

241
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,541
凱文，傑夫比較好叫

242
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,541
好吧

243
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,750
升職內容是什麼？

244
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,333
什麼升職？

245
00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,375
–巴黎不是升職
–他瘋了

246
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,000
–是懲罰
–你瘋了嗎？

247
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,541
–還你
–我死也不去

248
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,375
–你要辭職不幹
–辭職？

249
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,000
–一定要走人
–好

250
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,416
–我會辭職
–有骨氣

251
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,125
怎麼了？

252
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,583
–我辭職的話…
–怎樣？

253
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,625
就會沒工作

254
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,750
辭職就是這樣

255
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:23,875
馬賽對上巴黎的比賽遇上強風

256
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:28,291
但職業足球聯賽已經決定
經典賽延期舉行

257
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:30,791
爛透了

258
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,416
那些混蛋老愛搞我們

259
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,208
你死定了

260
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,750
幹嘛打人？

261
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,666
我剛有點火大，現在好多了

262
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,958
沒關係，比賽只是延期

263
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,833
我們還是會狠電巴黎

264
00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:47,875
加油，馬賽

265
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,166
加油，馬賽，拚了

266
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,750
加油，馬賽

267
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,750
你騙人，山米

268
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,833
起風又不能怪我

269
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,750
–你騙我們育幼院的事
–什麼？

270
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,500
查封官有來，我們都聽到了

271
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,291
我沒騙人，只是沒跟你們說

272
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:17,083
少廢話，故意不說還是很低級

273
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,708
育幼院一個月內會關閉
我們會被拆散？

274
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:23,333
不會，我在處理，拜託相信我

275
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,416
不用慌

276
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,250
各位，我有辦法保住育幼院

277
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,500
蘇菲安，別自作聰明，讓大人來處理

278
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,125
你要怎麼處理？

279
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,458
開空頭支票？

280
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,875
我們只能靠自己

281
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,250
–在吵什麼？
–泰瑞絲

282
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,916
告訴他們我有計畫

283
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,166
–山米有計畫
–我真的有計畫

284
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,500
他真的有，大家快去睡覺
明天還要上課

285
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,208
先睡覺再說，快點

286
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,541
上樓去

287
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,958
我去刷牙

288
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,125
蘇菲安，別拖拖拉拉，趕快

289
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,541
不是啦，泰瑞絲

290
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,083
不是這樣，別鬧了

291
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,500
怎麼了？

292
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,000
我鬧你什麼？

293
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,250
先倒榖片，再倒牛奶

294
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,208
什麼？

295
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:17,125
我30年都這樣弄，我很清楚

296
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,541
妳看盒子，先看到榖片，再看到牛奶

297
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,250
只是一張圖片

298
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,000
喂？

299
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:26,833
是，會長

300
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,125
我沒看到

301
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:31,583
什麼東西…

302
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:34,958
開什麼玩笑？

303
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:36,791
該死

304
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,333
我們不是故意要偷的

305
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,333
只是借一下

306
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:43,958
如果只是借一下

307
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,416
那獎盃在哪裡？

308
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,166
我發誓原本在這裡

309
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,166
好，別慌

310
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,458
告訴我到底怎麼回事

311
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,666
我去刷牙

312
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,541
等等，別跟我說你偷走我的車

313
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,458
我不懂，偷獎盃幹嘛？

314
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,333
小馬克宏，跟他說一遍

315
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,500
供需的概念

316
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:37,666
商品的稀有性
加上巴斯汀照片的按讚數

317
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,875
每個粉絲拍一張照片十塊

318
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:43,125
這個價格很低了

319
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:46,708
一個週末就能解決育幼院的問題

320
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,500
沒聽過這麼爛的辦法

321
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,000
獎盃在會長辦公室

322
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,375
我們從這裡進去

323
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,000
巴斯汀，你用山米的識別證開門

324
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,916
蘇菲，噴霧監視器鏡頭

325
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,000
各位，我們時間不多

326
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,708
可惜那個監視器鏡頭沒噴到

327
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:11,083
–但我們原本要拿回去還
–不是該從寬處理？

328
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,833
從寬什麼？你知道你們闖出大禍嗎？

329
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,291
知道嗎？你們不是小孩了

330
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,166
我剛想到辦法
你們就給我搞出這種事

331
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,208
山米，快來看

332
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:22,833
看什麼？

333
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,333
你看

334
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,208
該死，不

335
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,500
完了

336
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,250
他們噴花你的車

337
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,125
你們昨晚有聽到聲音嗎？

338
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,416
到處都是那些巴黎球迷

339
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,750
什麼？

340
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,208
糟糕

341
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,541
該死的巴黎人

342
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:40,541
什麼巴黎人？

343
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:43,791
巴黎是神隊

344
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,208
他們拿走獎盃只是想保住育幼院

345
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,500
這樣害我很難做

346
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,875
他們是闖禍，但沒偷東西

347
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,166
我現在不能問馬賽基金會

348
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,041
相信我，小孩沒偷獎盃
是巴黎人偷走的

349
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,833
巴黎人？他們幹嘛偷獎盃？

350
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:04,250
誰知道，下場經典賽拿出來現？

351
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,125
讓我們丟臉？

352
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,750
是很丟臉，但我要報警，抱歉

353
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,583
別報警，會長

354
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,291
育幼院會被關閉，小孩會流落街頭

355
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,333
是啊

356
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:17,958
想想那些小孩

357
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,458
我知道很難受，但我沒得選

358
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:22,791
加上用的是你的識別證

359
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,083
抱歉，你被停職了

360
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,541
交出來

361
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,791
給我時間，我會找到獎盃

362
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,500
–去哪裡找？
–巴黎

363
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,458
巴黎？

364
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,875
你撐不過20分鐘，你沒出過門

365
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:53,541
為球會拚了
給我一次機會保住育幼院

366
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:01,833
我給你15天時間
直到經典賽前，就這樣

367
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:03,666
謝謝會長

368
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,083
經典賽剩下15天

369
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,625
我會把獎盃帶回來

370
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,958
巴黎對馬賽比賽取消後

371
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:14,583
遠道而來的巴黎隊球迷難掩失望神情

372
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:20,416
希望一個月後在王子公園球場比賽時
大家心情都能平復

373
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,875
–你好嗎？
–很好，伯納，你呢？

374
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:24,958
很好，謝謝關心

375
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,875
–帕多先生
–你好

376
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:29,208
–幸會，你是傳奇
–是

377
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,291
謝謝

378
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,375
–馬克斯？
–是，伯納？

379
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,375
–麻煩多拿幾個酒杯
–好，馬上來

380
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,041
–再拿一瓶茴香酒，謝謝
–好的

381
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:47,916
兩位，什麼事？

382
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,416
傳奇伯納帕多

383
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,041
我要去巴黎

384
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,083
我要當真正的巴黎人

385
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:03,791
你兩個球會都待過
不被識破的秘訣是什麼？

386
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,708
第一條規則

387
00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,208
千萬別笑

388
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,083
在巴黎嘻皮笑臉會讓人起疑

389
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,333
就會被抓包

390
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,500
–喂
–什麼？

391
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,416
我剛說什麼？

392
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,666
–你會當場被識破
–當場

393
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:20,916
再見，完蛋，下一位

394
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
好

395
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,583
你要擺出臭臉

396
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:26,083
才能在巴黎生存

397
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,875
有人倒在路邊，巴黎人不會幫你

398
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,833
–好冷漠
–會直接跨過去

399
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,583
跨過你，因為他們沒時間

400
00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:37,666
沒時間

401
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:41,166
看到有人跳到地鐵鐵軌上

402
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,208
你會怎麼做？

403
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,583
太扯了

404
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,875
我會報警或叫救護車…

405
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,208
不對

406
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,291
你大罵

407
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,291
第二條規則

408
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,500
大罵

409
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,833
因為你上班會遲到

410
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,750
上班才是重要的事

411
00:21:58,833 --> 00:21:59,791
重要

412
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:01,791
別難過，別嚇到

413
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:04,875
–要不耐煩
–不耐煩？

414
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,041
第三條規則

415
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,000
隨時要不耐煩

416
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,541
現在你不耐煩給我看

417
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:12,833
不耐煩

418
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:19,333
不好？

419
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,625
你要練習

420
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,166
不耐煩對巴黎人來說很重要

421
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,333
慘不忍睹，爛透了

422
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:35,916
我幫你好了

423
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,541
要怎麼不耐煩？

424
00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:39,250
我在巴黎認識一個好人

425
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,333
一個朋友，他人很好
你見到他就知道

426
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:44,666
他叫布萊斯

427
00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,833
–好
–他會幫你

428
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,208
你幹嘛一下就跑到巴黎？

429
00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,708
先去伊斯特

430
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,083
安提伯、曼德勒拉納布爾

431
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,666
慢慢來，最後再到巴黎

432
00:22:58,375 --> 00:22:59,708
我沒得選

433
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:04,166
沒離開馬賽的人到首都不容易

434
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,166
還有一件事

435
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:10,125
–語言
–巴黎人不是說法文嗎？

436
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,833
–倒著說
–什麼？

437
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:14,875
倒著說

438
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:17,500
–什麼？
–跟我說一遍

439
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,125
別說“看到”，要說“到看”

440
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:21,541
我知道到看

441
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,416
–別說“謝謝你”
–要說“你謝謝”

442
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,375
不對

443
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,041
一句“謝謝你”也別說

444
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:27,916
最後一個

445
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,083
指人的時候別說“那個人”，要說“人個那”

446
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,875
–人個那
–人個那

447
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,833
–人個那
–人個那

448
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:41,000
人個那，到看人個那

449
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,583
不對

450
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:44,458
注意你的馬賽腔

451
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,208
被人發現，就說你是科西嘉島人

452
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,666
–科西嘉島人
–看著，他們會敬你三分

453
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:52,750
–懂
–懂了？

454
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:54,541
不過

455
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,333
晚上心情鬱卒的話

456
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,333
這個救過我的命

457
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,958
什麼東西？

458
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,875
茴香酒糖，能解鄉愁

459
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:10,708
你沒失敗的餘地，永遠搶先一步

460
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,208
里昂車站

461
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:27,833
不好意思，先生？

462
00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,250
拜託，走開

463
00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:32,583
拜託，快走，該死

464
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:33,958
不好意思，女士

465
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,250
我要找…

466
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,625
你要怎樣？要死嗎？混蛋

467
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,666
這條街是你開的嗎？

468
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:40,833
王八蛋

469
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,208
我只是要問路

470
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:44,666
–走開
–快走，不然殺了你

471
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:54,208
我告訴你，南方的女孩

472
00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:57,250
不是一般女孩

473
00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,833
一般女孩

474
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,625
南方的女孩，就像太陽

475
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:09,166
閃耀明亮
只要你醒著，她就讓你心花怒放

476
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,166
我最佳的景色

477
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,166
我最愛的酷夏

478
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,083
她照亮我的街道

479
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:18,625
地中海

480
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:24,000
好聽

481
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,083
真的好聽

482
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,375
謝謝

483
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,708
歌詞裡的南方女孩是馬賽人嗎？

484
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,166
–她不是馬賽人
–不是？

485
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,166
–怎麼，你是馬賽人？
–不是

486
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:35,875
–你是
–我不是

487
00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:38,083
你在藏腔調，但你在笑

488
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,500
你是馬賽人

489
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
謝謝

490
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,750
妳好，小姐

491
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,250
抱歉，我要找樓梯…

492
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,458
真的假的？

493
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,416
妳好

494
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:29,416
請盡量少用電梯

495
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
布萊斯？

496
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,791
我知道你在想什麼

497
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:54,375
你說什麼？

498
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,833
你在想

499
00:26:56,500 --> 00:27:00,166
“他怎麼有辦法在巴黎找到
這麼好的公寓？”

500
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,208
對

501
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:04,708
一個月只要1950塊

502
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,583
–含管理費
–對

503
00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:09,291
我當然沒瘋

504
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:12,250
我的申請都是亂掰的

505
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,166
都是假的

506
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:19,875
我跟其他公寓共用平台的廁所

507
00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:25,166
但還有誰能說
他們離7號線只有15分鐘？

508
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:26,875
布萊斯？

509
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,583
–布萊斯
–布萊斯

510
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,000
–布萊斯
–布萊斯

511
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,250
你似乎很喜歡巴黎，酷喔

512
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,375
不對

513
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,625
不只是酷而已

514
00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:43,708
我很幸運

515
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,500
才能住在巴黎

516
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,083
巴黎是…

517
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,000
巴黎，我的愛

518
00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:54,916
巴黎是波希米亞香頌

519
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:56,541
過來

520
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,916
那是我的巴黎

521
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:03,666
那是我的巴黎

522
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,125
像小小夏多內

523
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,708
那就是…

524
00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:11,666
巴黎

525
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,833
–對
–好

526
00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:13,791
那就是巴黎

527
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:17,125
巴黎是秀蒙丘公園、烏克運河

528
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:20,041
巴黎是聖圖安跳蚤市場

529
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,791
是愛心中東餐館

530
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,166
巴黎

531
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,916
–我的大教堂
–你是畫家嗎？

532
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,166
我畫靜物

533
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,416
但帶有現代風格

534
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:35,333
比方說，我畫這捲帶子

535
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:37,708
–原來
–還有我的傑作

536
00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:41,875
我稱為“庭院之窗”

537
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:47,291
因為它代表一扇窗

538
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:48,958
在庭院上

539
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:53,791
伯納說你能幫我混進巴黎隊球迷

540
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:55,041
有什麼計畫或建議嗎？

541
00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:58,083
計畫…不只是計畫

542
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:06,458
–這是你的計畫？
–對，我自己織的

543
00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:08,500
你自己織的…

544
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:10,916
好了

545
00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:16,541
你要當心

546
00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,250
–當心什麼？
–你渾身茴香酒味

547
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:26,625
馬賽隊

548
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:29,416
經典賽剩下12天

549
00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,500
加油，巴黎

550
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:45,083
謝謝

551
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,375
我是馬里歐

552
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,875
狂人馬里歐

553
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:10,958
這是開水

554
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,458
–對
–這是最濕的液體？

555
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,208
–不是嗎？
–不是

556
00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,916
牛奶是最濕的液體

557
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,125
你看，真的看得出來

558
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:24,041
–我好像從哪裡看過
–學校有教

559
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,083
比賽前球迷都會來這裡聚會嗎？

560
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,791
這是我的團員、我的家人

561
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:31,916
好

562
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:35,208
那個高個男是老大卡利托

563
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:38,125
別忘記三大原則

564
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:40,458
勇氣、善意和歡樂

565
00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:41,958
老大卡利托

566
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:46,000
卡利托很讚
他只要我們球迷給人好印象

567
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:47,250
對

568
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,791
他也是高級餐廳的廚師

569
00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:51,916
美食和巴黎隊是他的最愛

570
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,500
–你能引見我嗎？
–不行

571
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,833
沒人能見他

572
00:30:57,541 --> 00:30:59,083
連他是真是假都不知道

573
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:00,708
好

574
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
那個人是誰？

575
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,708
那是伊維安，猜不到他是交通警察吧

576
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:08,250
他蹺班來這裡放鬆一下

577
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:11,541
室內不准抽菸，知道嗎？
再抽我揍死你

578
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,041
尚盧綽號伊維安

579
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,625
–冷靜，爸
–他違法欸

580
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,916
戴眼鏡那個人呢？

581
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,375
皮耶，那是皮耶

582
00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,583
–皮耶？
–卡利托的得力助手

583
00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:23,875
我們愛他

584
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:26,291
他決定誰能加入球迷團

585
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:29,291
吶喊哥皮耶

586
00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:32,666
好

587
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,541
他們從馬賽偷走獎盃時你在場嗎？

588
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,875
什麼？

589
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:38,541
“盃獎”？

590
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,875
冠軍聯賽獎盃

591
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,416
冠軍聯賽？哇！好樣的

592
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,875
–太扯了
–超扯

593
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:47,583
–獎盃在彈藥庫
–什麼庫？

594
00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:51,000
只有團員才知道

595
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,333
沒錯，老兄

596
00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:56,458
巴黎

597
00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:10,583
加油，巴黎

598
00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:12,875
加油，巴黎

599
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,166
巴黎是神隊

600
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,333
巴黎是神隊

601
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:19,500
加油，巴黎隊

602
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:22,541
加油，巴黎隊

603
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:05,500
你們今天愛睏還是怎樣？

604
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:09,291
球員需要我們，全力吶喊出來吧

605
00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:13,958
不然就回家玩拼字遊戲

606
00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:16,250
加油，巴黎

607
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,125
加油，巴黎

608
00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:52,958
–妳好嗎，兄弟？
–很好，你呢？

609
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,166
–一切都好？
–對

610
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,208
他是我哥，但他都叫我兄弟

611
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,416
怎麼樣？

612
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,833
情況很棘手

613
00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,666
不知道要怎麼混進去

614
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,375
計畫行不通

615
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,416
要是沒辦法混進球迷裡

616
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,750
就改變對策

617
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,041
你老說有備案

618
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:11,583
我廢話也說很多

619
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,625
你說過會保住育幼院

620
00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:15,041
找到獎盃

621
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:17,666
–聽好，我已經有5G網路了
–別蠢了

622
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,375
謝謝，我沒興趣

623
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:20,750
怎樣？

624
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,166
–真好吃
–對

625
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,083
不可思議

626
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,958
你跟爸說過話了嗎？

627
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,708
我最喜歡這個肉

628
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:30,875
–肥瘦分布均勻
–快說

629
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:33,500
他有打來，但我在學校很忙

630
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:35,791
–回電給他，你說好的
–拜託

631
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:39,166
不然你休想知道名單和轉會的事

632
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:40,833
知道嗎？沒關係

633
00:35:40,916 --> 00:35:43,875
他回來，我們就要隨傳隨到？

634
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:47,458
不懂妳怎麼不好好想一想

635
00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:48,666
我們是孩子耶

636
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,916
你說得對，我沒在想
但他是我們的爸爸

637
00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,250
我要走了，下半場了

638
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:01,166
美女莉莎

639
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:11,208
–你好嗎？
–很好，妳呢？

640
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:12,541
你好嗎？

641
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:25,791
請出示識別證

642
00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:33,791
妳的識別證，妳好嗎？

643
00:36:33,875 --> 00:36:34,916
很好，謝謝

644
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:37,875
喂？

645
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:41,708
沒錯，是我們守門員的生日

646
00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:44,041
他的媽媽和妹妹剛從義大利抵達

647
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:46,750
我會接她們到球場當驚喜

648
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:48,333
對

649
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,291
等等，我再回電

650
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,000
傑瑞米？

651
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:54,833
阿根廷設計師剛到機場

652
00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:58,875
我們會好好招待他
保證他的巴黎行精采可期

653
00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:01,458
我再回電，好嗎？好，再見

654
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:06,541
–可以刷卡嗎？
–當然

655
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,458
我比特幣也收

656
00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:10,500
我只能用手錶付

657
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,916
他瘋了，我們只收現金

658
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,666
沒關係，我幫他付

659
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,583
–不用
–拜託，我很樂意

660
00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,125
抱歉插隊

661
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,208
真的不用客氣，你要什麼？

662
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:22,375
–熱狗
–給我一支熱狗

663
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,375
熱狗？好的

664
00:37:24,791 --> 00:37:25,875
還要什麼？

665
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:27,250
要喝的嗎？

666
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:29,750
–麻煩果汁
–他要一瓶果汁

667
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:30,666
好的

668
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:32,375
–還要什麼？
–這樣就好

669
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,916
拿去，零錢不用找

670
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,833
–總共要16塊，謝謝
–16塊？

671
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,291
好吧

672
00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:43,500
–你有兩塊嗎？
–沒有，抱歉

673
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:45,750
錢給你，果汁不用了

674
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,333
–拜託幫幫我
–你會冷嗎？

675
00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:48,916
–會冷
–給你

676
00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,041
給你圍著

677
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,416
–太好了
–你是大好人

678
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,458
–別客氣
–大好人

679
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,041
是我的榮幸

680
00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:58,958
山米，很高興認識你

681
00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,458
我是費利佩華尼托奧利維洛

682
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:02,875
三個名字？
費利佩、華尼托、奧利維洛

683
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,875
好，費利佩華尼托奧利維洛

684
00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:09,416
費利佩華尼托奧利維洛

685
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:13,541
有球會貴賓證，能喝香檳吃小菜

686
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,458
結果出來街頭吃熱狗？

687
00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:19,541
球會邀請我設計新服裝系列

688
00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:21,625
再拿給經理看，但…

689
00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:23,916
但你沒心情？

690
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,708
其實是沒靈感，也是，我是阿根廷人

691
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,750
好怪，你沒腔調欸

692
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:32,666
–我在布宜諾斯艾利斯讀法文系
–原來

693
00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:38,333
你是藝術家？

694
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,333
對

695
00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:42,750
我上網看那些藝術家都去城巿四處看看

696
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:45,166
體驗城巿尋找靈感

697
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:48,416
既然你在巴黎，就不免俗要到處看看

698
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,875
烏克運河

699
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,041
黑桃中東餐館

700
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:53,791
聖圖安跳蚤市場

701
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:55,958
–那就是巴黎
–我不知道

702
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,625
每條街都有寶藏等你去發掘

703
00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:01,291
–你說得對
–當然

704
00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:04,250
你在球會找不到靈感的

705
00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:06,958
要去欣賞真正的巴黎

706
00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:09,458
真正的巴黎人，那些…

707
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:12,583
看到有人跳到地鐵鐵軌上
不耐煩的人

708
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:15,166
–巴黎人會這樣？
–你不懂當地風俗

709
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,583
–對
–拜託，華尼托

710
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:19,166
華尼托

711
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,416
問題是我在這裡沒認識半個人

712
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,000
今天算你走運

713
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:24,166
走運什麼？

714
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,666
去這個地址，找布萊斯

715
00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,083
–知道嗎？布萊斯
–布萊斯

716
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,541
他跟你一樣是藝術家

717
00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,125
他會帶你參觀巴黎

718
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:36,041
–要提到你嗎？
–對，他會帶你參觀

719
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,416
–真正的巴黎？
–對

720
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,916
不是巴黎，不是

721
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,291
–巴黎
–巴黎

722
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,500
看吧？你抓到竅門了

723
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,625
–巴黎在等你
–巴黎

724
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:48,291
你的識別證…不會用到

725
00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,125
請出示識別證

726
00:40:06,958 --> 00:40:08,375
不知道我是誰嗎？

727
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:11,833
費利佩華尼托奧利維洛
布宜諾斯艾利斯設計師，耳熟嗎？

728
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:12,875
費利佩？

729
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,625
–就是我本人
–歡迎

730
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,208
他沒問題，謝謝

731
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,791
不好意思，歡迎

732
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:21,041
沒關係，祝福你們，好心的先生

733
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,125
再見

734
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,750
真是的

735
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,666
小漢堡，不好意思

736
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,250
抱歉

737
00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:34,583
不好意思，他沒聽到

738
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:36,208
不好意思

739
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:38,375
可以吃嗎？

740
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,833
–免費的嗎？好
–是的

741
00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:42,458
謝謝

742
00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:44,083
抱歉，不好意思

743
00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,208
–不好意思
–不可能

744
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:49,791
–佩卓米格保利塔
–我是

745
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,083
巴黎隊傳奇

746
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,291
你的最佳進球是對上…

747
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:54,708
–馬賽隊
–馬賽隊？

748
00:40:54,791 --> 00:40:56,083
對上巴特茲

749
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:59,416
我從側邊吊球射門

750
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,666
射門…

751
00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,583
我不是想到那球

752
00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:11,583
是葡萄牙隊射門

753
00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:14,166
那球像這樣飛到球門前

754
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:17,125
你射門，然後球飛到角柱

755
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,500
球迷大喊佩卓米格

756
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,250
不是，最佳進球不是那球

757
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,250
好吧

758
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,208
請用

759
00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:26,583
謝謝

760
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,041
–謝謝
–敬巴黎隊

761
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,666
敬法國首都

762
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:39,458
妳大概想不到我會說法文

763
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,416
因為我在布宜諾斯艾利斯讀法文系

764
00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,583
傑瑞米沒辦法來，有事耽擱了

765
00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:48,166
需要什麼，就儘管開口

766
00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:50,125
太好了，我會的，其實…

767
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,583
既然妳很熟巴黎聖日耳曼隊

768
00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:54,541
我想請妳帶我到彈藥庫

769
00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:58,625
我不知道是什麼，但我能幫你查

770
00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,291
–太好了
–好的

771
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:01,791
這樣吧

772
00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:04,666
給我妳的電話，我們就能聯絡

773
00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:05,791
這是我的名片

774
00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,416
太好了，莉莎

775
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,250
–很高興認識你
–別忘了

776
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,583
–沒問題
–好

777
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:15,291
我真的很想參觀彈藥庫，真是好地方

778
00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:21,583
激發靈感，我設計時要吃東西

779
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:24,833
我能請飯店把餐點送到你房間

780
00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:28,125
–飯店？
–球會幫你訂好高級飯店

781
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:30,333
是嗎？

782
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:49,291
歡迎，費利佩華尼托奧利維洛先生

783
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,041
請叫我費利佩就好

784
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:53,083
–好的，行李交給我
–當然

785
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:03,750
有人嗎？

786
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:04,708
是免費的嗎？

787
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,791
是的，球會全額負擔

788
00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,666
只有香檳不含在內

789
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,541
我沒喝半滴

790
00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:20,291
我剛開玩笑的，先生

791
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,250
就是貝克漢套房

792
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,666
神燈精靈，還剩幾個願望？

793
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:34,541
你到底要不要丟？拖拖拉拉

794
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:35,916
山米

795
00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:39,291
急什麼，放那種快歌叫我怎麼專心

796
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:40,500
好啦

797
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:42,375
繼續

798
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,916
拜託，太差勁了

799
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,875
–撞到球了
–你就比較厲害？

800
00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:52,875
–當然
–那丟給我看

801
00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:54,458
重點是要瞄準…

802
00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:56,666
走開，等著看就好

803
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,750
你該撞右邊那顆

804
00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:00,916
你靠太近…

805
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,125
站到這邊

806
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,708
安全

807
00:44:04,791 --> 00:44:07,458
一路滾到底，漂亮

808
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:09,833
我好強…

809
00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:12,416
–不，你強才怪，你看…
–那是我的

810
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,083
看這邊，你看

811
00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:15,916
–那個是我的
–是我的

812
00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,500
蘇普拉，別鬧了

813
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,458
那誰都別想要

814
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:21,708
好像小花

815
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:33,166
–我的手機呢？
–有找到嗎？

816
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,250
找到了

817
00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,083
阿蘇

818
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:40,041
我知道你在笑

819
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:42,208
–我沒笑
–怎麼樣？

820
00:44:42,291 --> 00:44:43,416
快做到了

821
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,291
獎盃拿到沒？

822
00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,375
還沒

823
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:50,375
趕快，查封官又來了

824
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:51,791
可惡

825
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,416
要是他們再來，就說我找到辦法了

826
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:58,458
–你怎麼這麼慢？
–沒那麼容易，阿蘇

827
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,958
我在陌生的城市，身邊都是陌生人

828
00:45:01,041 --> 00:45:02,750
–情況很糟
–好

829
00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:04,916
但我的貨有期限

830
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,041
明天有貨要送西班牙

831
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:08,375
我能用來保住育幼院

832
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:10,666
不准再亂來，我會處理

833
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,541
你又在騙人嗎？

834
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,875
沒有，我認識一個粉絲的妹妹

835
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:18,500
她能帶我到彈藥庫

836
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,500
什麼庫？

837
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:22,166
彈藥庫，他們放戰利品的地方

838
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:25,666
快啦，查封官又來怎麼辦？

839
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:28,541
放心，我會接近她

840
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:29,958
引誘她…

841
00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:30,875
簡單

842
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:32,708
引誘她？

843
00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:34,791
–對
–引誘她，山米？

844
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,916
–獎盃在彈藥庫？
–對

845
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,416
你要霸王硬上弓

846
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:41,375
經典賽剩下8天

847
00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:43,750
莉莎布利，巴黎隊

848
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,083
好俗的女生

849
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:50,708
弗朗索瓦費德曼《別玩》

850
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,000
別像那樣玩

851
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,291
你可不知道…

852
00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:56,458
弗朗索瓦…

853
00:45:56,541 --> 00:45:57,541
費德曼？

854
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,583
不好意思，先生

855
00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:01,625
誰是弗朗索瓦費德曼？

856
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:13,250
妳好像很忙

857
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,541
對，抱歉，我是工作狂

858
00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:16,875
馬上就好

859
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:21,541
好了

860
00:46:23,791 --> 00:46:27,708
妳一定很煩
每次都要陪貴賓搭觀光船

861
00:46:27,791 --> 00:46:30,250
–不會，這是我第一次
–是嗎？

862
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:33,375
像艾菲爾鐵塔，巴黎人都不去

863
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,375
不可思議，你們有這麼棒的地標

864
00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:37,958
結果都不去

865
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,958
您要幾張經典賽門票？

866
00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:42,500
別這麼正式

867
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,250
好，你要的話

868
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:46,625
你要幾張門票？

869
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,750
現在就要回答妳嗎？

870
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:55,583
門票供不應求
這是年度最盛大的比賽

871
00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:58,000
雖然我們早知道誰會贏

872
00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:00,500
但離比賽還有8天

873
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:02,375
每年都一樣

874
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,750
馬賽隊輸定了，他們的球員很爛

875
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:08,375
他們的球迷也不太優

876
00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:10,958
但我們有一顆星，妳瘋啦？

877
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:15,125
看到星星沒？看我指的地方
星星在天上

878
00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:21,208
他們的球迷也不太優

879
00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:24,416
應該是吧

880
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:30,458
我會把門票送給育幼院的小孩
他們會很愛

881
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,333
好，我不知道

882
00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:36,666
這個…

883
00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:39,500
我照顧小孩

884
00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:40,750
弱勢的小孩

885
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:45,208
我偶爾送小禮物給他們
他們會很喜歡

886
00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:47,541
讓他們開心一下

887
00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:50,416
小孩是社會的活力，他們是未來

888
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,291
我們能…妳知道

889
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:55,750
妳很漂亮

890
00:47:58,458 --> 00:47:59,791
謝謝

891
00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:06,666
我愛這首歌

892
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:08,250
弗朗索瓦費德曼1989年的歌

893
00:48:08,791 --> 00:48:09,875
你怎麼知道？

894
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:11,541
弗朗索瓦費德曼？

895
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,625
–“別玩我”
–當然不會

896
00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:14,875
太棒了

897
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:29,125
妳讓我起舞

898
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:31,500
動起來

899
00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:34,916
妳轉轉

900
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,375
不要

901
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,375
–不要…
–唱一句？

902
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,041
我不行

903
00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,250
任何事

904
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:45,500
妳讓我感覺到

905
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,583
該走了

906
00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:51,291
去太陽微笑的地方

907
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,333
…開懷大笑

908
00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:57,666
–好
–繼續

909
00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:00,250
在你懷裡做著夢

910
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:03,791
但別玩，別玩我

911
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,166
因為愛情不是鬧著玩的

912
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,000
別玩，別像這樣玩

913
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,875
你可不知道會玩得多過火

914
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,208
這樣玩我

915
00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:26,791
馬賽隊

916
00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:29,750
經典賽剩下7天

917
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,583
–妳喜歡足球？
–對

918
00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:39,333
我從小跟我哥和他的朋友一起長大

919
00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:41,750
自然而然，我沒得選

920
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,500
妳懂足球嗎？

921
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:44,500
我是專家

922
00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:46,708
布魯日、馬賽、米蘭
慕尼黑和波爾多

923
00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:49,000
馬賽隊的尚皮耶帕潘

924
00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:51,875
他從土倫出道
待過巴黎競技、佩斯特

925
00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:54,541
巴黎聖日耳曼、紐卡索
托特納姆、阿斯頓和艾佛頓

926
00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:56,708
大衛吉諾拉

927
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:59,500
非常好，厲害

928
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,916
別讓我們的關係太複雜，我在工作

929
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,541
–好，沒問題
–好

930
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:06,958
–好
–我會保持單純

931
00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,166
–來一題難的
–說吧

932
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:13,416
蒙佩利爾、那不勒斯、尼姆、聖德田
奧塞荷、巴塞隆納、馬賽

933
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,083
國際米蘭和曼徹斯特

934
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:16,500
–放棄吧
–不行，等等

935
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:19,416
會長，老勞

936
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,333
–真棒
–當然

937
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,958
這個小姐真厲害，很懂足球欸

938
00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,541
–當然
–不可思議

939
00:50:26,625 --> 00:50:29,083
妳的秘訣是什麼？偷戴耳機？

940
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:32,416
–跟妳男友練習嗎？
–我只愛巴黎隊

941
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,875
是跟我哥，他是忠實球迷

942
00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:37,208
他應該知道彈藥庫

943
00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:39,333
對，好主意

944
00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:40,791
我會介紹你認識

945
00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:45,166
我不是說現在，但…

946
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,625
他有小孩嗎？

947
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:47,708
–沒有
–沒有？

948
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:50,500
哥，現在不方便嗎？

949
00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:53,333
我上美術課上到一半

950
00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:55,958
皮耶，他是費利佩，巴黎隊的朋友

951
00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:58,541
幸會，我聽過很多你的事

952
00:50:58,625 --> 00:50:59,666
很榮幸見到本人

953
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:00,625
進來

954
00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,958
–請坐
–謝謝

955
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:05,375
你在做布條嗎？

956
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:08,916
不是，這是一首詩的畫

957
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,083
我拿給你看

958
00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:13,208
“魚兒水中游”

959
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:16,750
幼稚園老師想法很多

960
00:51:16,833 --> 00:51:22,208
好怪，沒想到你是老師
又是巴黎隊球迷

961
00:51:22,291 --> 00:51:25,833
–有什麼好怪的？
–因為你一下大喊巴黎

962
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,208
一下又說小朋友們

963
00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:29,333
有偏見做什麼？

964
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:30,916
你不懂球迷精神

965
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,416
–我懂
–才怪

966
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,875
球迷不是那樣

967
00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:36,500
球迷會寬厚互助

968
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:38,500
莉莎幫我度過被甩的低潮

969
00:51:38,583 --> 00:51:40,083
–球迷精神
–球迷精神

970
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:42,666
我知道球迷精神

971
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:45,125
他們像家人和朋友

972
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,208
–“你需要我，我會挺你”
–沒錯

973
00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:48,625
他們直來直往

974
00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:51,333
他想去彈藥庫

975
00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:52,625
什麼庫？

976
00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,916
–你不知道？
–知道，幹嘛提到這？

977
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,125
他想去，我想說你能帶他去

978
00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:00,541
當然不行，休想

979
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,958
我不急，等你有空再說

980
00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:04,541
不急

981
00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:06,375
但要是你想現在去…

982
00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:07,708
–不想
–好

983
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:08,791
我不能決定

984
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,125
–你不是老二嗎？
–對

985
00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:15,583
卡利托是老大，他無時無刻
都把鑰匙掛在脖子上，要我怎樣？

986
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,708
我什麼時候能見卡利托？

987
00:52:18,708 --> 00:52:19,583
明天？

988
00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:25,666
這裡

989
00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:30,958
好！

990
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:49,416
好！是不是很厲害？

991
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,291
你好，我是山…費利佩在貝克漢套房

992
00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:55,625
是褒曼套房，先生，英格麗褒曼

993
00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,666
–好
–請問需要什麼？

994
00:52:57,750 --> 00:53:00,125
我有點餓，你有什麼建議？

995
00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:03,125
我會建議高澱粉穀片

996
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,791
配上一碗牛奶

997
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:06,291
什麼？

998
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:07,958
米布丁

999
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:12,875
不用，你有芝麻麵包夾烤牛肉
配上薯條嗎？

1000
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,375
美食當前

1001
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,250
開吃吧

1002
00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:25,041
這才是人吃的食物

1003
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,500
美食

1004
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,333
山米，獎盃找得如何？
你去了一星期了

1005
00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:34,708
經典賽快到了，盡快回我電話

1006
00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:38,166
妳是好女生

1007
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:39,333
妳給我靈感

1008
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,291
是嗎？

1009
00:53:41,166 --> 00:53:43,666
–亂說
–真的，讓我看看妳

1010
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,416
我能畫妳的水彩畫

1011
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,208
我能雕出妳的人像，像這樣

1012
00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:51,750
–好啦
–在底座上

1013
00:53:53,041 --> 00:53:55,500
妳知道什麼能給我靈感嗎？

1014
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:57,666
跟妳一起去彈藥庫

1015
00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:59,916
原來你還不放棄

1016
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:02,666
加油

1017
00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:12,500
抱歉，我不是故意的

1018
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:13,958
抱歉

1019
00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:15,208
冷靜，爸！

1020
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:16,708
別衝動

1021
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:19,250
怪怪的，卡利托，我不喜歡他

1022
00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:21,625
你先休息，伊維安，放鬆

1023
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:23,833
想想四個約定的行為準則

1024
00:54:23,916 --> 00:54:26,291
跟你說，他有隱情

1025
00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,541
你聽到沒？他說左腳

1026
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:33,041
知道我的綽號叫什麼？

1027
00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:34,583
–什麼？
–“西部無影腳”

1028
00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,333
–為什麼？
–我射門像牛仔

1029
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,000
對啦，夥伴

1030
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:39,916
我也嚇到

1031
00:54:40,750 --> 00:54:42,333
你的腳像手肘一樣

1032
00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:44,166
–看什麼看？
–什麼？

1033
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:46,125
–看我幹嘛？
–我哪有

1034
00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:49,500
–你要什麼？
–他大概有斜視，他沒在看啦

1035
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:51,333
–他明明在看我
–他沒有

1036
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:53,708
記得馬賽取消經典賽的時候嗎？

1037
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,041
–記得
–我們給他們好看

1038
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:57,208
–要給他看嗎？
–不行

1039
00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:58,458
–要啦
–不要…

1040
00:54:58,541 --> 00:54:59,416
卡利托，要嗎？

1041
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,875
–好
–不

1042
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,541
–拜託
–快點，他是家人

1043
00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:05,041
–卡利托，拜託，給他看
–好吧

1044
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,041
好了嗎？

1045
00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:11,000
你看這台車

1046
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,125
–怎麼樣？
–怎麼樣？

1047
00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:16,958
車…

1048
00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:19,500
–好小台
–還有呢？

1049
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:22,041
–然後呢？
–還有什麼？

1050
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,375
整台報銷

1051
00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:25,541
–好醜
–醜

1052
00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:26,708
–醜死了
–對

1053
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:27,916
它有關節炎

1054
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,333
–好醜
–我們讓它更醜

1055
00:55:30,416 --> 00:55:32,083
你們還做了什麼？

1056
00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,875
我們在車上放死鴿子

1057
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:39,166
那台車上有11隻死鴿子

1058
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:42,041
最慘的是他在後座拉屎，記得嗎？

1059
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,708
我先走了，再見

1060
00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,916
–再見，老大
–再見，卡利托

1061
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,708
–真的鴿子？
–死鴿子

1062
00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:53,708
會長：山米，獎盃呢？

1063
00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:55,750
快拿到了，我會通知你

1064
00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:58,875
我要走了，我很想再聽下去

1065
00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:01,000
–去哪裡？
–我要開會

1066
00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,291
–好
–但…

1067
00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:04,458
–你會跟我說吧？
–休想

1068
00:56:04,541 --> 00:56:07,125
–你有什麼毛病？
–他盯著我看

1069
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:08,416
人家背對著你欸

1070
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,916
沒錯，從背後看，我看到了

1071
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,041
你怪怪的

1072
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,625
獎盃一定在彈藥庫

1073
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:17,875
很好，你拿到沒？

1074
00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:20,000
還沒，我要再去一次

1075
00:57:20,083 --> 00:57:21,125
你要吃東西嗎？

1076
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,291
–要吃嗎？
–我嗎？我只要一杯酒

1077
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:26,250
很好，因為餐點在隔壁

1078
00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:28,083
我知道，你同事跟我說了

1079
00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:31,250
–請給我一杯茴香酒
–這裡沒那種酒

1080
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:32,708
那薄荷甜酒呢？

1081
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,041
12桌要一杯啤酒

1082
00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:38,750
我在咖啡館，巴黎人好怪

1083
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,458
育幼院還好嗎？

1084
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:43,375
不太好，我搞砸了

1085
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:44,791
你搞出什麼事？

1086
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,583
蘇菲安，你做了什麼？

1087
00:57:47,666 --> 00:57:51,625
他們不是真的警察
只是玩遊戲，我馬上回來

1088
00:57:51,708 --> 00:57:53,833
阿蘇，冰箱裡有義大利麵

1089
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,375
泰瑞絲被抓去關

1090
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,541
抓去關？開什麼玩笑？

1091
00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:00,125
她又沒走私

1092
00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:01,791
–更慘
–怎樣更慘？

1093
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,625
–勸你別問
–快說，她有殺人嗎？

1094
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:06,208
別問，更慘

1095
00:58:06,291 --> 00:58:10,041
我經典賽後才能回去
你要顧好育幼院

1096
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:11,583
真不敢相信

1097
00:58:11,666 --> 00:58:13,416
經典賽剩下5天

1098
00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:18,833
要是巴黎人“不會”偷走獎盃

1099
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,000
山米還會在

1100
00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:22,916
我們就有錢保住育幼院

1101
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,250
你應該說“沒有”偷走獎盃

1102
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,625
你文法用錯了，中學有教過

1103
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:28,750
閉嘴

1104
00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:30,833
妳好，我是費利佩

1105
00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:35,291
想問妳想不想出來吃晚餐

1106
00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:37,541
但當然保持單純

1107
00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:40,791
妳大概在忙，但我很空

1108
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:43,458
要是妳想…

1109
00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:44,875
再見

1110
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,250
怎樣？

1111
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:50,250
什麼怎樣？

1112
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,750
這絕對是牛肉

1113
00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:53,583
想聽我的意見嗎？

1114
00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:55,416
主廚超會做菜

1115
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,250
–別說出去
–隨便

1116
00:58:58,041 --> 00:58:59,833
好啦，是黃豆

1117
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:01,708
–豆腐
–閉嘴

1118
00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:03,666
這裡很難訂位

1119
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:04,833
妳怎麼訂到的？

1120
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:08,083
我說要跟世上最帥的男人約會

1121
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:09,041
是喔？

1122
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:11,125
但他放我鴿子，你就陪我來

1123
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,250
會長

1124
00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:20,875
–我喜歡妳哥
–是嗎？

1125
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:24,291
他人很好，忠誠、正派…

1126
00:59:24,375 --> 00:59:25,416
我很喜歡他

1127
00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:29,333
妳跟他說過彈藥庫的事嗎？

1128
00:59:29,458 --> 00:59:31,208
還沒，但我會說的

1129
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:35,083
但他喜歡你，他很少喜歡人

1130
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,541
–那就像妳
–什麼意思？

1131
00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,166
妳讓我想到田螺

1132
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,875
–什麼？
–田螺

1133
00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:43,791
田螺，我沒聽錯

1134
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:47,000
妳黏在石頭上

1135
00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:49,958
頭伸來伸去

1136
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:54,625
另一隻田螺想跟妳做朋友

1137
00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:57,375
妳就縮回殼裡

1138
00:59:59,041 --> 01:00:03,375
你被你爸棄養過，就會這樣

1139
01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:07,458
–妳沒見過他？
–他最近有聯絡我

1140
01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,500
我想跟他說話，但…

1141
01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,125
–妳哥不准？
–對

1142
01:00:14,416 --> 01:00:16,958
你真的照顧育幼院的小孩？

1143
01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:18,291
妳有在聽啊？

1144
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:21,041
對，我的育幼院

1145
01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:24,125
照顧問題小孩

1146
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:27,458
妳知道這不是真的荔枝吧？

1147
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,625
不然是什麼？

1148
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,250
貓蛋蛋

1149
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,041
我是《豆腐雜誌》的尼可拉帕洛伊斯

1150
01:00:38,125 --> 01:00:40,583
今晚廚房有問題嗎？

1151
01:00:40,666 --> 01:00:43,208
–問題？
–我知道什麼叫好餐廳

1152
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:45,416
–但今晚…
–你真是高手

1153
01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:49,375
今天我的廚師沒來
我老婆代替他，老婆

1154
01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:50,666
妳好

1155
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,250
糟透了

1156
01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:54,750
–今晚我不會給你負評
–謝謝

1157
01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:56,250
–本店請客
–不用

1158
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:57,166
我堅持

1159
01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:58,666
–別這樣
–我堅持要請

1160
01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:21,041
謝謝

1161
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:24,375
再見，保持單純

1162
01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:26,708
今晚我很開心

1163
01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:28,333
美好單純

1164
01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,083
要走了嗎，小姐？保持單純？

1165
01:01:35,166 --> 01:01:36,166
好，抱歉

1166
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,916
晚安，費利佩

1167
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,125
客房服務

1168
01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:58,208
先生？

1169
01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:02,166
你還好嗎，先生？

1170
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
馬賽隊

1171
01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:15,916
搞什麼…

1172
01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:18,916
我不能有點隱私嗎？

1173
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,833
不好意思，先生，我先出去

1174
01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:23,041
–什麼東西…
–放心

1175
01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:24,833
我也是馬賽人

1176
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,250
–你是馬賽人？
–心裡是

1177
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:31,500
我是皮托人

1178
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:34,541
但我支持馬賽

1179
01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:38,791
你們巴黎人好怪，你喜歡馬賽什麼？

1180
01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:39,958
SHE

1181
01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,041
你在說什麼？

1182
01:02:43,208 --> 01:02:44,750
我的寶貝

1183
01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:47,250
奧迪水泥灰，她們當然想我

1184
01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:49,125
–SCH？
–沒錯

1185
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:51,833
難以置信，謝謝

1186
01:02:51,916 --> 01:02:53,833
–今天愉快，先生
–好

1187
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,000
他真的說“SHE”？

1188
01:02:58,041 --> 01:03:00,125
我沒聽錯吧？要命

1189
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:11,750
皮耶：我有驚喜給你

1190
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,541
一小時後來找我

1191
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:15,208
好欸

1192
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:17,708
馬賽，寶貝

1193
01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:20,708
會長：進行得怎樣？

1194
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:22,333
有進展

1195
01:03:22,416 --> 01:03:23,291
該死

1196
01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:34,166
等等，你別再擠眉弄眼

1197
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:37,208
我知道你的把戲，我們當朋友就好

1198
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:39,833
我喜歡你，但拜託就當朋友

1199
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,458
我剛結束一段感情

1200
01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:45,375
你在說什麼？你臉上沾到番茄醬

1201
01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:47,291
–番茄醬？
–對

1202
01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:49,208
–該死，我以為…
–不是

1203
01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:52,083
抱歉

1204
01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:54,416
你瘋了

1205
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,333
先把話說清楚

1206
01:03:58,583 --> 01:03:59,958
我想要維持朋友關係

1207
01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:03,375
–我也是，我喜歡你這個朋友
–好啦

1208
01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:05,208
–朋友
–朋友

1209
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,500
以我們的色彩為榮

1210
01:04:07,583 --> 01:04:08,500
抱歉

1211
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,833
–你妹跟我說你爸的事
–什麼？

1212
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,458
你妹跟我說你爸的事

1213
01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:19,833
她好煩

1214
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,958
–該死
–其實不關我的事

1215
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:26,166
但別關上門

1216
01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:28,250
不然你會後悔

1217
01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:33,916
不關你的事，但你還是插手了

1218
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,208
我還是插手了

1219
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,375
因為我沒那個機會

1220
01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:42,833
–他走了
–走去哪裡？

1221
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,833
–天上
–抱歉…

1222
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,125
我很遺憾

1223
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,291
但我爸不是好人

1224
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:02,291
他留下我媽一個人辛苦過日子

1225
01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:05,458
他離開很多年，現在回來
當作什麼都沒發生

1226
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:07,541
搞不好他後悔才回來

1227
01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:10,666
大概吧

1228
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,666
不關我的事

1229
01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:15,833
我連我爸的樣子都沒印象

1230
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:18,708
當時你幾歲？

1231
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:20,916
六歲

1232
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:24,250
我只能看照片

1233
01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:27,833
回電給他

1234
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,541
還想去彈藥庫嗎？

1235
01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:38,541
–別開玩笑
–我要拿布條

1236
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:40,416
真的假的

1237
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:43,375
好欸

1238
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:45,000
太好了

1239
01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:46,291
太棒了

1240
01:05:47,958 --> 01:05:50,833
經典賽剩下2天

1241
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:55,916
很高興他要帶你去彈藥庫

1242
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,208
–真棒
–對

1243
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,166
–你們什麼時候要去？
–明天

1244
01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:01,458
–就在經典賽前
–好開心

1245
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:02,833
謝謝妳

1246
01:06:06,083 --> 01:06:08,166
等等，我要跟妳說一件事

1247
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:11,583
我沒對妳誠實

1248
01:06:11,666 --> 01:06:12,541
什麼？

1249
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,375
–其實費利佩是…
–山米

1250
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:19,000
–山米
–你怎麼…

1251
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,541
抱歉，我剛下班

1252
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,625
他怎麼叫你山米？

1253
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:25,666
是費利佩的小名

1254
01:06:25,750 --> 01:06:27,750
–山米是費利佩的小名？
–對

1255
01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:29,875
我叫凱文，但小名叫傑夫

1256
01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:32,166
–一樣的
–能讓我們聊一下嗎？

1257
01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:35,250
妳先去飯店，給我兩分鐘

1258
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:36,541
馬上過去

1259
01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:41,458
你在搞什麼？

1260
01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:43,333
我的工作，我被調來巴黎

1261
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,166
好棒，但你不能待在這裡

1262
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,750
–你好
–妳好，莉莎小姐

1263
01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:49,416
你來巴黎幹嘛？

1264
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:52,833
別亂來，你瘋啦？
小心一點，我有任務在身

1265
01:06:52,916 --> 01:06:54,250
你會害我功虧一簣

1266
01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:56,125
馬賽人都怪怪的

1267
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,250
那位先生也是馬賽人嗎？

1268
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,000
什麼意思？

1269
01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:04,166
–我看你混得很好
–我很好

1270
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,750
–還有馬子？
–小聲點

1271
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,208
住飯店，好樣的

1272
01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:09,791
–她穿得像企鵝
–安靜啦

1273
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:11,625
你中樂透還是怎樣？

1274
01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:14,125
就是這樣，好嗎？

1275
01:07:14,208 --> 01:07:16,916
–再聯絡，約其他人出來
–打給我

1276
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,375
你兩個星期都不接電話
去泡你的企鵝啦

1277
01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:25,500
快點，企鵝

1278
01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,375
怎麼了，山米？

1279
01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,750
–真好笑，妳叫我山米
–很好笑

1280
01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:33,125
你是誰？

1281
01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:36,458
–是小名
–我不是笨蛋，你是馬賽人？

1282
01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:39,500
你來巴黎隊做什麼？

1283
01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,125
好，我是馬賽人叫山米

1284
01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,958
等等，我的球會會開除我

1285
01:07:51,041 --> 01:07:52,375
真正的費利佩在哪裡？

1286
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:54,375
–在布萊斯家
–那是誰？

1287
01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:56,083
一個畫家朋友

1288
01:07:57,791 --> 01:07:59,541
我會被炒魷魚

1289
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:02,208
我能解釋，他要找靈感

1290
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:04,500
–他會回來，放心
–什麼？

1291
01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:07,583
你騙吃騙喝兩個星期
真正的費利佩不見了

1292
01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,250
還叫我放心？

1293
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:12,333
–我能解釋
–閉嘴，我不想跟你說話

1294
01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:16,208
我沒選擇

1295
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:29,708
陛下

1296
01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:33,916
–真榮幸，歡迎你大駕…
–別演了

1297
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:35,916
你還好嗎？

1298
01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:38,958
我很好，傑夫，都很好

1299
01:08:39,041 --> 01:08:43,541
莉莎發現了，泰瑞絲被抓去關
育幼院會被關閉，但我很好

1300
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,250
今天真倒楣

1301
01:08:46,958 --> 01:08:49,708
泰瑞絲做的事很嚴重嗎？

1302
01:08:49,791 --> 01:08:52,166
–蘇菲安不說
–她有殺人嗎？

1303
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,500
–更慘
–她被調到巴黎嗎？

1304
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,416
該死，被調到巴黎

1305
01:08:57,083 --> 01:08:59,291
我要怎麼付她的LV箱？

1306
01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:02,541
–那是路易威登？
–對

1307
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:05,875
是假貨，從大老遠就看得出來

1308
01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:08,041
“LF”？那是路易“廢”登

1309
01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:10,166
“威登”英文拼法裡沒“F”嗎？

1310
01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:14,000
你真的不吃？

1311
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,208
我不餓

1312
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:18,166
–有提神的東西嗎？
–有

1313
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:20,333
熱可可、即溶菊苣咖啡

1314
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:26,000
你沒真的能提神的東西嗎？

1315
01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:27,958
–我有你要的
–太好了

1316
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,458
梵豪登巧克力

1317
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:33,916
真的很濃，無糖

1318
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,250
濃到你嚇到

1319
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,875
放心，她會回到你身邊

1320
01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:48,375
不會，她絕不會原諒我

1321
01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:50,333
獎盃絕不會生氣

1322
01:09:50,416 --> 01:09:53,041
你講真的嗎？我很擔心你

1323
01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:56,583
–我在說莉莎
–對，她絕不會原諒你

1324
01:09:57,083 --> 01:09:58,875
沒救

1325
01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:00,250
完全沒救

1326
01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:02,583
沒救、完了、死了

1327
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:06,000
皮耶：兄弟，要是你還沒睡
我要去彈藥庫

1328
01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:10,250
–別去，這是陷阱
–什麼意思？

1329
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:14,125
她跟她哥說，他告訴巴黎隊的朋友

1330
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:18,208
–這是陷阱，你會中計
–我要去拿回我們的東西

1331
01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:20,416
讓我打給老尤

1332
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,791
–我們一起去
–別打

1333
01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:25,666
我惹出的事，要自己收尾
別打給任何人

1334
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,500
鐵定是陷阱

1335
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:31,083
絕不是陷阱

1336
01:10:32,291 --> 01:10:34,000
不是陷阱

1337
01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:35,750
不會有事的

1338
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:38,000
會好好的，沒事…

1339
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,166
費利佩

1340
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:40,750
趕快

1341
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:41,708
好

1342
01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:49,833
經典賽剩下1天

1343
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:54,041
歡迎來到我的窩，我的朋友
很驚人吧？

1344
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,708
不可思議

1345
01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,166
不可思議，很美吧？

1346
01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:02,125
這邊，有路易斯費南德斯的外套

1347
01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:03,916
–不會吧
–就在你眼前

1348
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,666
–我跟你說
–好

1349
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,916
現在你是真正的球迷

1350
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,500
謝謝，皮耶

1351
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,458
看看這個

1352
01:11:11,541 --> 01:11:13,041
波雷利的吻

1353
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,875
這是真的草

1354
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,708
–好誇張
–朗尼

1355
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:20,750
朗尼的挑球過人

1356
01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:24,250
–對
–保利塔，亞述之鷹

1357
01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:27,333
他們差一步就能一起打球

1358
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:29,875
–巴黎隊唯一的遺憾
–好可惜

1359
01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:31,750
孔鮑爾，黃金頭盔

1360
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:34,750
臨門一頂，大家都記得

1361
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,000
–皮耶
–怎樣？

1362
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:39,000
我能單獨參觀感受一下嗎？

1363
01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:40,458
不行，抱歉

1364
01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:43,083
–我懂
–放心，我會幫你介紹

1365
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:44,541
你看，伯納拉馬

1366
01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:45,833
伯納拉馬

1367
01:11:45,916 --> 01:11:48,625
伯納拉馬，阿貓

1368
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:50,333
不是小貓咪，差得遠

1369
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:52,583
誰幫我拿到的？我妹

1370
01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:54,333
你有她的消息嗎？

1371
01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,125
–誰？
–我妹

1372
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:58,291
–沒有，怎麼了？
–沒消息？

1373
01:11:58,375 --> 01:11:59,250
沒有

1374
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:02,041
聽說工作出問題

1375
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:03,541
我…

1376
01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:05,791
我想應該沒事

1377
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,875
她很強悍，真正的布里敦人

1378
01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:09,291
她不是巴黎人？

1379
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,125
不是，巴黎的人都不是道地的巴黎人

1380
01:12:11,708 --> 01:12:12,708
是嗎？

1381
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:14,583
這邊有很多獎盃

1382
01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:16,875
–是誰？
–不知道

1383
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:17,833
是誰？

1384
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:19,500
費利佩，我的朋友

1385
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,541
你哪位？他是誰？

1386
01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,250
他是…

1387
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:24,458
那是皮奧特

1388
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:27,541
是布達佩斯來的朋友
他不會說半句法文

1389
01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:30,833
出去，你怎麼沒說？

1390
01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:32,083
他一定是跟蹤我

1391
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:33,541
快點，我們要閃了

1392
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:35,416
被卡利托抓到，我們就死定了

1393
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:37,416
–走吧，我們要走了
–抱歉

1394
01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:38,750
抱歉

1395
01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:39,708
你叫什麼？

1396
01:12:39,791 --> 01:12:42,375
兩位，這裡不能久留

1397
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,708
你叫什麼？

1398
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:45,375
–皮耶，好了
–我們會走

1399
01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:48,875
皮耶，太棒了，謝謝你的招待

1400
01:12:48,958 --> 01:12:51,416
好感動，我來這裡

1401
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,791
媽媽，巴黎隊的球迷

1402
01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:56,541
媽媽愛巴黎的魅力

1403
01:12:56,625 --> 01:13:00,291
我的媽媽，夢想來這裡，彈藥庫

1404
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,875
–誰理你
–但媽媽死掉

1405
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:06,666
葛屁、車禍、背後中兩槍

1406
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:07,666
好

1407
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,458
媽媽的夢想，泡湯了

1408
01:13:10,541 --> 01:13:12,750
媽媽看不到彈藥庫

1409
01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:16,416
媽媽死掉了

1410
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:19,708
很遺憾，沒事的

1411
01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:23,083
媽媽

1412
01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:27,458
我懂，我媽也無微不至照顧我

1413
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:28,750
我明白

1414
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:30,583
皮耶，你有善良的心

1415
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:32,416
–沒什麼
–可以嗎？

1416
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:37,083
給我兩分鐘禱告，跟媽媽說話

1417
01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:39,041
–在這裡？
–為巴黎

1418
01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:40,750
–和巴黎隊
–為葛屁的媽媽

1419
01:13:41,791 --> 01:13:42,916
有人跟蹤你嗎？

1420
01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:46,166
這樣吧，你去檢查，我來看著他

1421
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,541
一分鐘

1422
01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:52,625
一分鐘，不多不少

1423
01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:54,625
–那好吧
–好

1424
01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:55,625
謝謝

1425
01:13:59,458 --> 01:14:01,958
–我們要找到獎盃
–我知道

1426
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,125
不在這裡

1427
01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:16,250
他們搞不好會在經典賽時
拿出獎盃羞辱我們

1428
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,833
怎樣？

1429
01:14:19,916 --> 01:14:22,458
–巴黎人說不定沒偷獎盃
–怎麼說？

1430
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,833
獎盃是贏來的，不是偷來的
我們這方面都很像

1431
01:14:26,666 --> 01:14:28,500
好扯，我們竟然這麼像

1432
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:31,041
沒錯，只差沒淡藍色

1433
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:37,833
–好了嗎？
–好美，媽媽…

1434
01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:39,833
他不太好，我們要走了

1435
01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:42,166
很好，明天是經典賽，我們需要休息

1436
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:43,750
沒事的，皮奧特

1437
01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:46,291
你在幹嘛？

1438
01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:48,833
獎盃失竊記

1439
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:52,333
大日子

1440
01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:19,750
加油，巴黎

1441
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,166
加油，巴黎

1442
01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:24,333
巴黎是神隊

1443
01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,041
巴黎是神隊

1444
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,625
獎盃的事你說得對

1445
01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:29,958
什麼獎盃？

1446
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,291
–冠軍聯賽獎盃？
–對

1447
01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:33,625
加油，巴黎

1448
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:35,708
加油，巴黎

1449
01:15:35,791 --> 01:15:38,541
有人跟我說他們真的從馬賽偷走獎盃

1450
01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:40,541
–可惡，我就知道
–對

1451
01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:42,791
–你們現在要拿出來嗎？
–對

1452
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,708
真的假的？在哪裡？

1453
01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:46,583
–什麼？
–獎盃在哪裡？

1454
01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:48,125
什麼獎盃？

1455
01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,250
你剛說了

1456
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,375
–冠軍聯賽獎盃
–冠軍聯賽？

1457
01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:52,875
對，你們偷走的獎盃

1458
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,875
對，在彈藥庫

1459
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:59,000
不對，我剛去過，沒看到

1460
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,041
–我去過
–用力看

1461
01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:03,833
有可靠的人跟我說獎盃在彈藥庫

1462
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:06,125
一定在那裡

1463
01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:07,958
不可能，誰跟你說的？

1464
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:11,208
我問你哪個比較藍？

1465
01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:13,416
天空還是大海？

1466
01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,083
這是巴黎

1467
01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:27,083
你為什麼渾身茴香酒味？

1468
01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:30,791
巴黎…

1469
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,333
我有驚喜給你

1470
01:16:48,416 --> 01:16:50,208
我要跟你說莉莎的事

1471
01:16:50,291 --> 01:16:52,083
那是你們兩個的事

1472
01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:54,750
我們愛的是巴黎隊，不是莉莎

1473
01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:56,291
–說到…
–上來

1474
01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:57,500
上來

1475
01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:06,041
各位，衡量球迷的價值不是年資

1476
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:09,041
現場有一位最棒的巴黎球迷

1477
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:14,041
跟我做

1478
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:16,541
跟我做

1479
01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:19,958
照著我做

1480
01:17:23,541 --> 01:17:26,333
彆扭什麼？快點，我們都在等

1481
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:28,416
快點

1482
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,125
他們在等

1483
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,416
動作快

1484
01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:36,541
我能解釋

1485
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:37,708
最好是

1486
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,750
我問過我妹

1487
01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:44,083
尤其是有人欺負她
就要付出代價，你逃不了

1488
01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,458
就是現在

1489
01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:53,416
開始唱

1490
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,333
–什麼？
–開始唱

1491
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000
快唱

1492
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:05,458
祖國的子民…

1493
01:18:05,541 --> 01:18:06,583
你在做什麼？

1494
01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:12,666
巴

1495
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:14,125
巴

1496
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,708
喊啊，使出全力大喊

1497
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:21,541
–巴
–巴

1498
01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:23,375
大聲一點

1499
01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:26,000
–黎
–黎

1500
01:18:26,083 --> 01:18:27,000
再大聲

1501
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:29,375
–黎
–黎

1502
01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,750
黎

1503
01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:31,666
黎

1504
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,125
巴黎

1505
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,541
大聲點！

1506
01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:02,583
巴黎

1507
01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:04,625
巴黎隊！

1508
01:19:06,791 --> 01:19:08,916
他是馬賽人，抓住他

1509
01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:12,958
快走

1510
01:19:54,875 --> 01:20:00,041
泰瑞絲：育幼院關閉，小孩被拆散
我被抓去關，把獎盃帶回家

1511
01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:05,083
嗨，我們在巴黎，請留言

1512
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:06,208
皮耶，我是山米

1513
01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:09,333
一小時後到彈藥庫找我

1514
01:20:09,458 --> 01:20:10,958
我要拿回我們的東西

1515
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:32,375
等等，皮耶，這是怎樣？你要幹嘛？

1516
01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:44,458
山米

1517
01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,333
我們全到了

1518
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:49,041
好戲上場

1519
01:20:53,041 --> 01:20:54,583
但這樣太過頭了

1520
01:20:54,666 --> 01:20:57,625
穿這個很難走
所以他們才穿靴子

1521
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,333
–你跟他們都說了？
–我們是家人

1522
01:21:05,416 --> 01:21:08,583
原本有四千人，但有些人搭錯火車

1523
01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:10,500
–沒關係
–連老頭都來了

1524
01:21:11,833 --> 01:21:13,750
我們今晚不是來打架

1525
01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:16,541
–是來…
–挺朋友

1526
01:21:16,625 --> 01:21:17,833
不准動

1527
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:21,291
–看看這些…
–廢巴黎人

1528
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,458
–一副…
–弱雞樣

1529
01:21:24,250 --> 01:21:25,375
左鉤拳

1530
01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:26,333
右鉤拳

1531
01:21:26,416 --> 01:21:27,375
上鉤拳

1532
01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:30,750
各位，我們說好了

1533
01:21:31,541 --> 01:21:34,250
我們出面拿回獎盃就閃人

1534
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:38,125
–拿好，讓我跟他們單挑
–阿奇，我們不打架

1535
01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:43,083
–不打架？
–對，不打架

1536
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:47,500
–我們不打架
–皮奧特

1537
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,041
我操你老母，皮奧特

1538
01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:52,291
–在大家面前
–他是誰？

1539
01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:55,791
人家不給操，你的雞雞太小

1540
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,708
我幹嘛用那種腔調？
你死定了

1541
01:21:57,791 --> 01:22:00,291
你像哈利波特

1542
01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:02,500
閉嘴，你像生病的豬

1543
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,500
說完沒？

1544
01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:07,833
–能聽我解釋嗎？
–別聽他廢話，抓住他

1545
01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,916
–不准動
–放開我

1546
01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:13,333
他像席琳狄翁

1547
01:22:14,041 --> 01:22:15,416
你在說什麼？

1548
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,625
他就像席琳狄翁

1549
01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:19,958
–什麼？她有長髮
–是臉啦

1550
01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:22,833
–他就像席琳狄翁
–這小丑是誰啊？

1551
01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:24,916
–跟我說他不像
–才不要

1552
01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:30,333
你瘋啦？我從頭到尾都覺得
他像席琳狄翁

1553
01:22:30,416 --> 01:22:32,416
–閉嘴啦
–你看他的臉

1554
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,250
我說謊是有理由的

1555
01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:37,416
我們要拿回球會被偷走的東西

1556
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,416
我才混進你們

1557
01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:41,791
那個獎盃是我們的歷史

1558
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:43,500
我們的身分

1559
01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:45,291
我們的一顆星

1560
01:22:46,041 --> 01:22:47,833
不拿到我們不會走

1561
01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,166
我們沒拿你的獎盃

1562
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:50,250
我們不偷東西

1563
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,375
我們的獎盃都是贏來的

1564
01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:55,041
我們也會贏到那個獎盃

1565
01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:56,083
沒錯

1566
01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:57,750
–你會贏到我的雞雞
–閉嘴

1567
01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:58,750
贏到我的雞雞

1568
01:22:58,833 --> 01:22:59,875
你也閉嘴

1569
01:22:59,958 --> 01:23:01,416
你閉嘴

1570
01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:04,500
我們是對手

1571
01:23:05,125 --> 01:23:06,916
但我們絕不會偷雞摸狗

1572
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,708
你們從一開始就做假

1573
01:23:11,166 --> 01:23:13,000
–是誰？
–瑪麗亞凱莉

1574
01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,625
別打女人

1575
01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:17,875
–你說謊又推給他們，真的？
–真的假的？

1576
01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:20,458
–你自以為比他們高尚？
–是嗎？

1577
01:23:20,541 --> 01:23:23,500
我相信你，介紹你認識我哥

1578
01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:25,708
–就像達帝
–閉嘴，別讓我分心

1579
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,000
結果你只是利用我

1580
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,125
對不起，莉莎

1581
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:42,458
那一巴掌好響

1582
01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:43,958
他肯定耳鳴

1583
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:31,250
是，會長

1584
01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:36,125
我懂

1585
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,666
我很失望，但還能怎樣？

1586
01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:44,583
你盡力幫那些小孩了

1587
01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:48,083
對

1588
01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:49,750
我會跟他們說

1589
01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,625
謝謝你的幫忙

1590
01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:55,958
沒那麼慘

1591
01:24:56,041 --> 01:24:58,750
這裡很好，大家都很客氣

1592
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:00,833
妳的獄友呢？

1593
01:25:00,958 --> 01:25:01,958
她幫我鋪床呢

1594
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,916
還在餐廳幫我占位置

1595
01:25:05,791 --> 01:25:07,791
就慣犯來說，她真的不錯

1596
01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:12,041
不知道為什麼

1597
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:15,833
大家好像都怕我

1598
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:17,916
你做了什麼？

1599
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,875
對

1600
01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:20,791
人脈很重要

1601
01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:22,833
你們好嗎？

1602
01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:25,000
你們的寄養家庭還好嗎？

1603
01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:27,250
他們很好

1604
01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:28,875
但我們都被拆散

1605
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,916
我每天都吃披薩和薯條

1606
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,166
怎麼這麼好

1607
01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:37,458
健康的生活從均衡飲食開始

1608
01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:40,208
–我還會想他
–不要

1609
01:25:57,750 --> 01:26:01,458
很抱歉害你們被拆散

1610
01:26:02,125 --> 01:26:03,333
–對不起
–別這樣，泰瑞絲

1611
01:26:03,416 --> 01:26:05,791
我拿到獎盃，就能保住育幼院了

1612
01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:08,291
–這是我們的錯
–不

1613
01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:11,208
–我們不該那樣做
–不是任何人的錯

1614
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:12,208
我們沒成功

1615
01:26:12,291 --> 01:26:13,833
–但盡力了
–對

1616
01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:15,250
沒成功

1617
01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:18,000
去吧，彌撒結束了

1618
01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,041
大家抱抱？

1619
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:23,416
–好
–大家抱抱

1620
01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:30,333
走吧，趕快

1621
01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:35,250
你說得輕鬆，你都沒搬紙箱

1622
01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:37,708
誰說我沒搬？我搬紙箱搬了一天

1623
01:26:38,458 --> 01:26:40,833
露易絲，紙箱不會自己上車

1624
01:27:00,291 --> 01:27:01,208
可以嗎？

1625
01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:05,458
小心，這是8K高畫質螢幕

1626
01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:11,791
不會吧

1627
01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:12,958
怎麼了？

1628
01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:15,000
巴黎人在馬賽

1629
01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:19,958
–他們今晚要賣獎盃
–什麼？巴黎人在馬賽？

1630
01:27:20,041 --> 01:27:21,041
問多少錢…

1631
01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:23,458
–他們要賣多少錢？
–80萬

1632
01:27:23,541 --> 01:27:26,333
地點在舊港洲際飯店

1633
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:35,750
這是怎樣？

1634
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,125
洲際飯店

1635
01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,166
你是誰？

1636
01:28:30,916 --> 01:28:31,833
我？

1637
01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:34,583
真正的冠軍聯賽獎盃在我手上

1638
01:28:34,666 --> 01:28:35,791
他說什麼？

1639
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:40,166
最好放在後車箱

1640
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:44,375
–才不會被山米發現
–我們明天再回來拍照

1641
01:28:45,625 --> 01:28:49,000
我們保住育幼院
星期一清早再放回去

1642
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,791
太好了

1643
01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:54,958
照我計算，我們會有國庫盈餘

1644
01:28:55,041 --> 01:28:56,500
能犒賞自己

1645
01:28:56,583 --> 01:28:57,875
閉嘴

1646
01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,250
–真討厭
–閉嘴

1647
01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:00,708
真討厭，知道嗎？

1648
01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:04,458
看看

1649
01:29:05,208 --> 01:29:08,916
一定要隨時留意，小心防範

1650
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,458
不然就會出錯

1651
01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:14,000
太好了

1652
01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:17,750
有這個獎盃，就能趕走他們

1653
01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:20,375
越快越好

1654
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,083
沒人會知道是我們

1655
01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:27,250
安靜

1656
01:29:28,125 --> 01:29:31,750
我親自帶過來

1657
01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:35,458
給我那卡皮箱裡的錢

1658
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:39,375
交給我

1659
01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:42,291
安靜

1660
01:29:43,125 --> 01:29:44,291
聲音不紮實

1661
01:29:44,375 --> 01:29:45,333
這是鹹麵團做的

1662
01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:47,125
不是，我保證

1663
01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:51,666
首先鹹麵團是白色，這是灰色

1664
01:29:51,750 --> 01:29:54,166
鹹麵團厚重粗糙

1665
01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:56,500
大家都看得出來吧，各位？

1666
01:29:56,583 --> 01:29:58,875
大錯特錯，各位

1667
01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:01,041
要製作鹹麵團

1668
01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:02,958
需要兩杯麵粉

1669
01:30:03,041 --> 01:30:07,125
碗裡加一杯溫水和一杯鹽拌均勻

1670
01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:10,666
揉成軟麵團

1671
01:30:12,250 --> 01:30:13,666
我有真品

1672
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:16,250
不信我嗎？叫專家來鑑定

1673
01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:18,416
大家好

1674
01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:23,458
你來幹嘛？你是專家？

1675
01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:25,333
沒想到是我吧？

1676
01:30:25,416 --> 01:30:26,958
我們需要真正的專家

1677
01:30:27,041 --> 01:30:28,500
大人物，老大

1678
01:30:34,208 --> 01:30:37,458
波利在射門線
馬塞爾德塞利在球門柱，他射門

1679
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,791
波利射門得分

1680
01:30:39,875 --> 01:30:42,208
它化成灰我都認得

1681
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,958
那個味道、那個觸感

1682
01:30:47,291 --> 01:30:48,833
那個感覺

1683
01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:51,208
你聽，它的心還在跳動

1684
01:30:52,041 --> 01:30:54,541
好美、好可愛

1685
01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:56,166
好人…

1686
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:58,583
這是陷阱，閉嘴

1687
01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:06,750
沒人能那樣對巴西勒波利先生說話

1688
01:31:07,541 --> 01:31:08,541
沒錯

1689
01:31:09,750 --> 01:31:13,583
抱歉，我剛很氣，現在好多了
千萬別惹瘋子阿奇

1690
01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:14,541
氣消了？

1691
01:31:15,041 --> 01:31:17,625
–我要出去透透氣
–快去

1692
01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:19,916
我早說是鹹麵團

1693
01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:23,500
他敲的聲音不紮實

1694
01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:27,375
你怎麼知道獎盃在我手上？

1695
01:31:27,458 --> 01:31:29,625
泰瑞絲收到尼恩特斯及斯薩諾寄來的信

1696
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:32,416
多虧我們的小天才

1697
01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:34,000
我們想出來了

1698
01:31:34,916 --> 01:31:38,750
尼恩特斯及斯薩諾
就是恩尼斯特和薩諾斯

1699
01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:43,083
對，我愛猜字謎

1700
01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:47,708
聽說房東要把這裡拆掉當停車場

1701
01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:58,625
我幹嘛幫你？你騙我
背叛我，還傷害我妹

1702
01:31:59,208 --> 01:32:01,750
因為我們都一樣，我們是朋友

1703
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:05,916
你是巴黎人，我是馬賽人
這超越足球

1704
01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:08,000
換作是你也會這樣做

1705
01:32:09,458 --> 01:32:10,500
皮耶？

1706
01:32:12,166 --> 01:32:13,416
獎盃在哪裡？

1707
01:32:14,416 --> 01:32:17,125
在育幼院的房東手上，但我有計畫

1708
01:32:20,416 --> 01:32:25,166
以後他們的欠債一筆勾銷
別再讓我在馬賽看到你

1709
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:28,541
爸？

1710
01:32:29,041 --> 01:32:31,166
我在馬賽，明天就回家

1711
01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:02,333
韋洛德羅姆球場

1712
01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:03,875
我們很想妳

1713
01:33:04,625 --> 01:33:05,708
歡迎回家

1714
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:10,291
–我在跟她說話
–對

1715
01:33:11,333 --> 01:33:12,208
你也是，山米

1716
01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:15,250
很高興你回到我們身邊

1717
01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:16,833
謝謝會長，但是…

1718
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:20,166
–我想我應該要獨立了
–獨立？

1719
01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:23,791
–展翅高飛
–展翅高飛？你在說什麼？

1720
01:33:23,875 --> 01:33:25,958
這是你的家

1721
01:33:26,583 --> 01:33:29,083
對，但我要照顧育幼院

1722
01:33:29,166 --> 01:33:30,375
照顧育幼院

1723
01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:33,291
不知道泰瑞絲會不會被放出來

1724
01:33:33,375 --> 01:33:35,583
–不知道
–是啊

1725
01:33:48,458 --> 01:33:50,166
有看到裝紙牌的紙箱嗎？

1726
01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:53,583
裝紙牌的紙箱？回答我

1727
01:33:53,666 --> 01:33:57,000
別鬧了，吵到別人，我又會被抓去關

1728
01:33:57,083 --> 01:33:59,500
真是的，走開

1729
01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:02,375
餅乾看起來很好吃

1730
01:34:02,458 --> 01:34:04,458
妳有進步，真棒

1731
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,833
–希望妳找到我的紙牌，真的
–我沒拿

1732
01:34:11,916 --> 01:34:13,041
我愛那個遊戲

1733
01:34:13,125 --> 01:34:15,583
真的有育幼院？你還有句真話

1734
01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:20,416
莉莎，妳來做什麼？

1735
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,541
我哥都跟我說了

1736
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:28,250
我們能重新開始嗎？

1737
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,416
好，我住這裡

1738
01:34:34,416 --> 01:34:37,208
專收孤兒的育幼院
在卡斯特朗的馬賽

1739
01:34:37,291 --> 01:34:39,458
我都沒離開過馬賽，只有一次

1740
01:34:39,541 --> 01:34:41,041
去巴黎

1741
01:34:41,125 --> 01:34:42,750
我好像戀愛了

1742
01:34:43,791 --> 01:34:46,625
我的銀行帳戶只有26塊45

1743
01:34:47,458 --> 01:34:48,458
妳呢？

1744
01:34:49,208 --> 01:34:51,875
我叫莉莎，巴黎隊的經理

1745
01:34:52,625 --> 01:34:55,083
在你之前我沒認識半個馬賽人

1746
01:34:55,166 --> 01:34:58,166
我愛我的城市，也重視誠實

1747
01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:01,500
雖然26塊45有點少

1748
01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:03,375
但很高興認識你

1749
01:35:03,458 --> 01:35:04,291
我也是

1750
01:35:04,375 --> 01:35:06,708
你們好可愛，我好開心

1751
01:35:06,791 --> 01:35:08,125
–妳是莉莎嗎？
–對

1752
01:35:08,208 --> 01:35:10,125
–很高興認識妳
–幸會

1753
01:35:12,250 --> 01:35:15,333
–你要睡哪裡？
–什麼意思？

1754
01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:18,416
有新來的小孩，我要睡你房間

1755
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:20,125
妳人真好

1756
01:35:20,208 --> 01:35:23,375
巴黎隊說他們不能沒有我

1757
01:35:24,041 --> 01:35:25,375
不知道

1758
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,000
–要我搬到巴黎住？
–不知道

1759
01:35:28,083 --> 01:35:31,333
那就是要離開育幼院和馬賽

1760
01:35:31,833 --> 01:35:32,958
他們有我

1761
01:35:34,166 --> 01:35:36,500
–我們來玩
–好

1762
01:35:37,333 --> 01:35:38,666
布洛涅、里爾

1763
01:35:39,291 --> 01:35:40,875
佩斯特、聖德田

1764
01:35:40,958 --> 01:35:43,000
土倫、馬賽和巴黎

1765
01:35:43,083 --> 01:35:44,083
給我抱一下

1766
01:35:44,166 --> 01:35:46,458
我答對，妳就會留在馬賽？

1767
01:35:46,541 --> 01:35:47,791
你絕對答不出來

1768
01:35:47,875 --> 01:35:49,083
妳說馬賽和巴黎？

1769
01:35:49,875 --> 01:35:50,916
開始打包吧

1770
01:35:52,125 --> 01:35:53,375
來吧，太好了

1771
01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,583
派對一定要有香檳

1772
01:37:43,791 --> 01:37:45,791
字幕翻譯：李儀

1773
01:37:45,875 --> 01:37:47,875
創意監督
張世幸