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[Broadcaster] The Red Sox are taking on
the Yankees at fen way park.

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[Passenger] Five stars.

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- [Broadcast continues]
- [Car door closes]

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[Vehicle departing]

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[Passenger whistling]

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[Footsteps approaching]

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[Door opens]

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- [Door closes]
- [Lock clicks]

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[Passenger humming]

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[Imitates popping]

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[Passenger clears throat]

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[Passenger] Hmm.

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[Passenger whistling]

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[Whistling stops]

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[Officer] Boston police.

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Hi, this is I. M. Fletcher
calling from 5 union park.

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- [Officer] Yeah, and?
- There's a murdered woman downstairs.

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- There's a what woman?
- Murdered.

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[Officer] Well, uh, this is just
a general precinct line.

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You know, if you're scheduling
a meeting or something like that.

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Yeah, well, this is just a courtesy call.

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[Officer] A courtesy call?
You got a murder, you call 977.

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Well... [sighs] ...The emergency part's
kind of over, you know?

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[Officer] Well, this isn 't
the murder department

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can you just tell homicide?
It's 5 union park.

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They like murders. They'll be interested.

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[Police radio chatter]

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Uh, whoops.

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[Door opens, closes]

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- You Fletcher?
- Yes.

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I'm sergeant inspector Monroe.

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Inspector? Like in Scotland yard?

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- This is griz.
- Hello, Mr. Fletcher.

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Please, my mother calls me Mr. Fletcher.

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- You can call me fletch.
- Did you have a piece of fruit?

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I had a pear. How did you know?

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There's obviously a piece missing.

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Griz, check the front door.

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Okay.

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- What's your full name?
- I. M. Fletcher.

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Hmm. I am Monroe.

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Full name, please.

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Innin Maurice Fletcher.

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They caught me in the middle of a yawn.

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They wouldn't let me retake it.
Can you imagine that?

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What'd you hit her with?

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I didn't hit her with anything.

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This your place?

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Well, I'm renting it
for a couple of weeks.

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- It's owned by a guy named Owen tasserly.
- [Yawns]

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Rather opulent for just one person.

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Well, before you get the idea
that I'm some rich asshole, I'm not.

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My girlfriend has the money.
She arranged this.

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- Where is she?
- Rome.

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Where I just flew back in from.

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Um, I checked the front entrance.

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There's a key deadlock
and there's a sliding bolt

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and no footprints and no forced entry.

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Nice job, griz. Take five.

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What's your girlfriend's name?

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Andy. Angela.

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Andy Angela. Write that down, griz.

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- It's Angela de grassi.
- You kill her too?

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May I remind you
that I reported this murder

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and waited for you all to arrive?

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- You been drinking long?
- Oh, geez,

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I had my first beer when I was 12.

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Mmm.

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Here you go, griz.

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I'm not your waitress.

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No, I understand that, but I thought
maybe you'd like my fingerprints.

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- See? Cooperating.
- Mmm.

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[Griz] Hey, um, guy...
Sorry, I don't know your name. Evidence?

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[Yawns]

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Do you need a blanket?

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You know what, griz?

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Why don't you ask
Mr. Fletcher some questions.

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You're gonna have
the trainee interrogate me?

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Go ahead, griz.

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Go ahead, griz.

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Okay. Um...

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Um... [clears throat] ...Mr. Fletcher,

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did you know the victim, Laurel goodwin?

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Mm-mmm.
We never offer up the victim's name.

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Shh. It's griz's turn.

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Never met her.
At least not while she was alive.

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- What flight were you on?
- [Fletch] Alitalia.

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I landed at 8:46 pm.

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But you didn't call
the police until 11:09.

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Well, I stopped and had dinner
at the Warren tavern on the way in.

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Can you produce proof of that?
A receipt, perhaps?

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- I paid cash.
- [Sighs]

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- [Griz] What do you do for a living?
- I'm a freelance journalist.

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I've spent the last two years
traveling Europe writing about art.

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Quite the art collection Mr. Tasserly has.

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Yeah.

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Paul klee out there, degas horse.

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I saw a warhol over there
by the fish tank.

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See, this is my theory.

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I think the victim
interrupted an art theft.

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The thief got spooked,
bonked her over the head and then ran.

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No amateur sleuthing, please.

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Listen, I used to be
a investigative reporter of some repute.

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I could be very helpful
in this whole matter.

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I used to play the trumpet in high school.
I never offered advice to miles Davis.

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Shut up and talk.

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That's a very confusing
combination of commands.

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- Mr. Fletcher, why are you in Boston?
- I'm researching a book.

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The definitive biography
of Edgar Arthur tharp Jr.

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The cowboy painter.

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- You've heard of him.
- I prefer Remington.

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You would.

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- Go on, griz.
- Okay. Where was I?

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Sorry, I'm so distracted
by Mr. Fletcher's feet.

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[Scoffs] Come on, griz.
Feet want to be free.

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I see you two have been brainwashed
by the shoe lobby.

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My go... okay, look, Mr. Fletcher.

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If you did kill this young woman,
a confession would be appreciated.

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I have a baby at the house.
Do you have a baby at your house?

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I really could use some sleep.

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Okay, inspector, you know there's
such a thing as paternity leave, right?

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[Scoffs]

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So you're a journalist,
traipsing all over Europe?

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- You really make a living doing that?
- Yeah, I make a decent one.

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No secondary forms of income
from more unsavory lines of work?

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Writing for in-flight magazines
is about as unsavory as it gets.

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You got some place you can stay? We're
gonna need 24 hours to do a full sweep.

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I don't know. Right here's okay.

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Are you sure there's nothing
you're hiding from me, Mr. Fletcher?

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Come on, inspector. I'm an open book.

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["Nessuno" playing]

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- Mr. Fletcher?
- Yes.

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Thank you for meeting me, miss de grassi.

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Would you like something, sir?

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[In English] Uh, are you paying?

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A negroni, please.

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Madame, another one?

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No, thank you.

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[In English] 80, how is
the count clementi arbogastes de grassi?

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My father is fine.

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But I don't understand why he hired you
to find his stolen paintings.

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- Who are you?
- I'm a freelance journalist.

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Uh, your father liked a piece I wrote

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about an art theft
at the royal museum in Brussels.

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My story helped the police crack the case.

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Good for you, but you're not a detective.

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No, but I was an investigative reporter
of some repute.

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- I don't do much of that anymore.
- Why?

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It's an occupation that's been cheapened
by the digital age, like president.

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Well, I wasn't at my father's villa
when the paintings were stolen,

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so I don't have any new information.

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Well, that's okay. I do.

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You do? Tell me.

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There's an art dealer
in Boston named Ronald horan.

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He's already sold two of your father's
renaissance paintings.

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The bellini and the perugino.

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Are you serious? H-How would he have them?

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Well, I have no idea.

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He might not even know
that they were stolen.

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Do you think he has the other paintings?
All nine were taken.

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He very well might.

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The Picasso was appraised
at 20 million dollars.

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Well, that hardly seems worth stealing.
Grazia.

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Excuse me, I changed
my mind. I'll have another.

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- [Speaks Italian]
- [Speaks Italian]

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So, what are you going to do now?

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Well, I'd thought I'd visit
Mr. Horan in Boston

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and see if he had any ties to Rome
or the black market in the art world.

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How can I help, Mr. Fletcher?

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You don't need to be so formal.

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What should I call you?

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All of my friends call me...

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Fletch!

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[Moaning, panting]

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I want to swim in your eyes...

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L'ke a...

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Piss.

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[In English] Like a piss?

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No, like a pisciata, like a pool.

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[Stammers, speaks Italian]

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My Italian is very good.

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- [In English] No. No. No. [Laughing]
- [Speaks Italian]

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[Angela, in English] So what do you know
about this Ronald horan?

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[Fletch] On his Facebook page,

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I found out he teaches
an art history class at Harvard.

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He's a member of the mayflower yacht club

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and he's really into edm,
electronic dance music.

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Had his gallery broken into in 2015.

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They stole some impressionist paintings,
um...

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I really haven't found
anything incriminating.

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Sometimes I wonder
i-if my father's new wife,

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the countess de grassi,
as she loves to call herself,

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if somehow she's involved.

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I don't trust her, fletch, and I know
she married papa for his money.

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Well, Andy, that's pretty cynical.

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Well, maybe she married him for love...

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Of money.

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[Angela] How did you end up in Europe?

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Was it because of a woman .7

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[chuckles] Two actually.
My ex-wives said they needed space,

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so I figured 6,000 miles is about right.

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[Chuckles] Wow, how is it
that you were married twice?

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I am very easy to fall in love with.

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[Chuckles] I'm very good at
falling in love. Not so good at choosing.

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00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,805
How so?

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00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,767
Well, I've fallen in love
with married men,

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pathological liars, two drug dealers

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and a pyromaniac.

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Well, now, see,
I'm only one or two of those things.

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[Chuckles]

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Your famine creates traffic jams.

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- [In English] Please, no more Italian.
- [Door buzzes]

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- [Moans] Ignore it.
- Mm-hmm.

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[Buzzing continues]

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[Sighs] Okay.

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[Buzzing continues]

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[Knocking]

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We need to speak to madam Angela de grassi.

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Has something happened to my father?

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I'm afraid so.

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He has been kidnapped.

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And all we know is that it
was three men with guns.

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They put your father
into a car and drove off.

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[In English]
They put the priest in the machine?

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- Did they hurt him?
- We don't think so.

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You don't have to speak in English.

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My Italian is very good.

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We've kept it quiet so far.

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Was the countess de grassi there?

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No, she's visiting her brother in Milan.

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The kidnappers have already
named a ransom.

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I'll pay them whatever they want.

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They don't want money.

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They want a painting your father owns.

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A Picasso.

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That's very Italian.

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[Police radio chatter]

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[Angela] Fletch, /can't sleep.

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- I miss you.
- I miss you too. I wish you were here.

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[Angela] Do I hear people talking?

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[Fletch] Uh, listen, Andy,
I need you to contact that site

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where you found tasserly's town house.

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- Is there something wrong with it?
- Well, kinda.

246
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:45,158
Uh, I found a dead woman downstairs.

247
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,870
What? Odd/o santol

248
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,873
who-who-who was she? Who killed her?

249
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,125
[Fletch] Apparently,
her name is Laurel goodwin.

250
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,961
I have no idea who killed her,
but there is a detective here

251
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,964
who seems very keen on the idea
of it being me.

252
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,382
How could he think that?

253
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,717
I'm looking into it.

254
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,053
Please don't get involved, okay?

255
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,097
We have to focus on finding out
if horan has the Picasso.

256
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,474
Okay? We have to save my father.

257
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,767
No, we will. We will.

258
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,935
Did you get the line of credit
set up at lloyds?

259
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,479
Of course I did.

260
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:18,691
Fletch, the countess is going around Rome
telling anyone who will listen

261
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,153
that my father's left her everything,
as if he's already dead.

262
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,030
Andy, why don't you just come here?

263
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,992
That way, we can be together
while I sort out this horan situation

264
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,078
and all this other stuff.

265
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:34,123
I want to be with you, fletch,
but not with my father still missing.

266
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,709
And now this horr/ble thing
has happened to you.

267
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,879
Yeah, I think the horrible thing
happened to Laurel goodwin. [Sighs]

268
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,964
[Siren wailing]

269
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,048
[Shutter clicks]

270
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,428
- [Fletch] Yeah, is this Julio?
- [Door closes]

271
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:52,016
Hi, it's Mr. Fletcher. I was calling about
the used Van you had listed on only vans.

272
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,519
- Morris.
- [Fletch] Oh, that's great, yeah.

273
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,897
I will... I'll see you this afternoon.
Excellent. Thanks.

274
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,340
- [Monroe snores]
- [Engine starts]

275
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,029
You sleep.

276
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,464
You know what? Right here's fine.

277
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,716
What? I can't stop here.

278
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,028
Understood. Maybe you have something
up there I can vomit into?

279
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,929
[Tires screeching]

280
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,265
[Horn blares]

281
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,810
- Five stars.
- Bye.

282
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,237
[Snoring continues]

283
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,074
Oh, my...

284
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,494
Where the fuck are we?

285
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,207
Five stars.

286
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,758
[Intercom beeps]

287
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,552
- [Resident] Hello?
- Ralph Locke for Mr...

288
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,638
[Door buzzing]

289
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,391
[Electronic dance music playing]

290
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,230
- [Music stops]
- [Resident clears throat] In here.

291
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,735
Mr. Horan.

292
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,488
Well, wonderful
to finally meet you, Mr. Locke.

293
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,614
Please call me Ralph.

294
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,908
Ah, I'm sorry, I don't shake hands.

295
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,367
Uh, since the pandemic?

296
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,911
Since touch screens.

297
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,705
Haven't had a cold in 20 years. Please.

298
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,207
- There you have it.
- Mm-hmm.

299
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,934
Some interesting music
you were listening to.

300
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,504
Yes, it gets the blood pumping
and the pulse pounding.

301
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,631
I guess that's why
it sounds like a heart monitor.

302
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,592
I apologize, Ralph,
I'm a little pressed for time.

303
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,315
I teach a summer school class at Harvard.

304
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,762
Oh, please, no worries.

305
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,225
[Speaking Italian]

306
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,229
Portrait of a woman with an ermine collar

307
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,232
in this case, Picasso's wife, Olga.

308
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,567
He made several portraits of Olga,

309
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,821
but when you emailed me about this one,
I didn't really believe it existed.

310
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,700
But it does. And I found the owner.

311
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,160
Is he willing to sell?

312
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,538
Uh, he's willing to entertain an offer.

313
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,332
- What's his name?
- Oh, he prefers to remain anonymous,

314
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,917
but he lives in New York City

315
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,504
and I think I can get the Picasso here
by Saturday, maybe even Friday.

316
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,005
Well, that is terrific.

317
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,551
There is also the question of credit,
Mr. Locke.

318
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,844
Most of the people I deal with
I've known for years.

319
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,264
Londs bank of Canary Islands
should be able to establish

320
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,974
whatever credit you require.

321
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,227
- It's like I've known you for years.
- [Chuckling]

322
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:45,773
Here is a simple boilerplate contract
for my services.

323
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,692
- 'Kay.
- Oh, please.

324
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,785
- Okay.
- [Stammers, clears throat]

325
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,495
That one goes here.

326
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165
Of course.

327
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,229
Quite the collection of impressionists
you have here.

328
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,090
- Mmm.
- Pre-, post-, Neo-.

329
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,341
All the best prefixes.

330
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,595
I was robbed a few years ago, so I don't
keep anything of value in the building.

331
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,990
- Those are reproductions.
- That's how I introduce my children.

332
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,098
[Chuckles]

333
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,309
- Oh, do you sail?
- I do not.

334
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,686
I have an aversion to boat shoes.
Well, shoes in general,

335
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,564
but boat shoes in particular.
I mean, is it a slipper or is it a shoe?

336
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,274
Come on. Pick a Lane. [Chuckles]

337
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,027
Is this a model of your boat?

338
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,154
Well, yes, I'm embarrassed to admit it is.

339
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,198
- Well, she's beautiful.
- Thank you.

340
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,200
- I hope to see you soon, Mr. Horan.
- 4ndeed.

341
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,704
[Door opens]

342
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,582
[Door closes]

343
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:49,462
Always fondling my boat. [Huffs]

344
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,425
[Fletch] All right. Well, here we go.

345
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,387
- $1200.
- [Sighs] All right, cool.

346
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,223
Just be mindful of the bees in the back.
You feel me?

347
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,809
That honey's all yours, baby.

348
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,146
[Cell phone ringing]

349
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,610
[Fletch] Hi, Andy. Still miss me?

350
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,822
Yes, my love, so much.
But you know what I found out?

351
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,617
The countess's brother,
he's been to prison.

352
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,286
He's a thief lbet you he stole
all the paintings for her.

353
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,931
[Fletch] You know, Andy, I know
you don't like the countess very much,

354
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,595
but she was very charming when I met her.

355
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,667
Where are you?

356
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,752
I'm in a Ford econoline Van

357
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,088
that I'm about to go get painted.

358
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,590
Oh, Andy, horan says
he could get the Picasso.

359
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,843
[Sighs] Oh, fletch. You must get it.
It's my father's only hope.

360
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,472
Well, I'm sure the Italian police
are working around the clock on this case.

361
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,642
- Or at least near a clock.
- Do you know where the painting is?

362
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,353
Horan says he doesn't keep any an'
at his building,

363
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,064
so I'm gonna stake out his house
the next couple of nights.

364
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,566
See if he goes anywhere
to get the Picasso.

365
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,711
[Angela] You need to steal
that painting back, fletch.

366
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,905
A-All of them, if you can.

367
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,199
Maybe you should get a gun, just in case.

368
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,742
You must know a lot of criminals.

369
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,370
- Yeah. Andy, I have to call you back.
- What? Fletch!

370
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,258
Whatcha doing?

371
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,636
- Um...
- Nothing. [Chuckles]

372
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,012
Where's your permit?

373
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:28,686
[Groans] Geez. Of course.
I knew it. Unreal.

374
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,855
I'm gonna get out of here.
Unless I'm under arrest,

375
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,333
in which case, I'm listening
very carefully to your instructions,

376
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,835
because we all know how that shit goes.

377
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,528
Oh, no, no, no. Look, I may have
come across wrong here.

378
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,946
I'm Mike wahlberg. Mikey Mike.

379
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,366
I'm with the city league arts project,
the clap.

380
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,826
- The clap?
- [Fletch] I know.

381
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,786
Trust me. We're workshopping the name,

382
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:50,040
but our mission is to discover
and celebrate some of the young artists

383
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,917
here on the streets of Boston.

384
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,961
But who's gonna see your work here?

385
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,132
- My aunt takes this way to work, so...
- Right, here's what I can do for you.

386
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,093
See that Van? You can paint the whole Van.

387
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,763
Then, when I drive it around,
people can see your creation.

388
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:04,847
Sounds sketchy.

389
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,867
Well, look, I understand
you might not want to trust

390
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,976
a white guy driving in an unmarked Van

391
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,146
who likes to have conversations
with young people, but I tell you what.

392
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:15,441
I can give you $300 cash.

393
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,818
You're not making this sound
any less sketchy, bro.

394
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,612
It's for supplies and labor.

395
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,905
You trust us?

396
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,823
You're artists, right?

397
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,076
If you don't use that Van
as your mobile canvas,

398
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,819
you're just cheating yourself.

399
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,225
I don't know what all that
white man nonsense was,

400
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,667
- but you got a deal.
- Fantastic.

401
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,628
All right, I will be back here,
right here.

402
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,588
Two days. The whole Van painted.

403
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,674
Make sure you sign it,
so the world knows who did it.

404
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,385
Okay. What was your name again?

405
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,763
- What did I say?
- You're asking us what your name is?

406
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,264
Be inspired.

407
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,479
Five stars, my friend.

408
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,834
[Dog barks]

409
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,755
[Neighbor] Hey!

410
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,052
Oh, fuck! Fuck me.

411
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,680
- [Dog yelps]
- Oh, sorry. Oh my... oh!

412
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:31,141
- [Chuckles] It's not cracked.
- Good for you.

413
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:35,312
- I just got it fixed. Hi.
- Hi.

414
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,189
Are you the guy
staying in Owen's town house?

415
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,650
Yes, uh, fletch.

416
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,818
Eve.

417
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,986
Hello, Eve.

418
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,779
- Did you murder that girl?
- No, I didn't.

419
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,863
-Did you?

420
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,700
- Did Owen?
- Who knows?

421
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,886
He has a lot of ladies up there,
but they usually leave alive.

422
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,329
[Chuckles] So what else can you tell me
about Owen?

423
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,248
Oh, you want to know more about Owen?

424
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:55,916
- [Chuckles]
- Sure.

425
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,170
Do you, uh... [whoops] ...Smoke?

426
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,338
Every now and again, sure.

427
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,799
Okay, well, you should come over.
I live right next door.

428
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,010
Eve, I am under suspicion
of committing murder.

429
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,470
How do you know
I'm not just gonna strangle you?

430
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,015
Fletch, you're so naughty.

431
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:14,810
Okay, let's go, Mr. Boston strangler.

432
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,605
My... [chuckles]
My contacts are in the wrong eyes.

433
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,689
[Sighs] Here we go.

434
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,818
- Okay, we are home.
- [Dog barking]

435
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,779
Oh, the power's back on. [Chuckles]

436
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,241
I guess my check didn't bounce.
That's good.

437
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:32,620
Mignon, are you ready?
It's time for dinner. We have a guest.

438
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,664
Glad I tidied up earlier.

439
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,293
I hope you like music, fletch. Mmm.

440
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,631
[Fletch] Did you want your keys?

441
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,675
I'm starving. I'm gonna heat something up.

442
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,053
- Are you hungry?
- Oh, no, I ate yesterday.

443
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,263
Matzo ball soup.

444
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,057
So what's Owen's story?

445
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,267
- [Groans]
- What's he do for a living?

446
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,395
He's from a very wealthy family,
so he doesn't really have a job,

447
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,231
but he's tried his hand
at a lot of different things.

448
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,693
[Mignon barking]

449
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:05,778
[Eve] All right.

450
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,032
Um, yeah, for a while
he wanted to be an actor,

451
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:14,536
but he didn't really know how to act,
so he started a restaurant

452
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,039
that went out of business
before it even opened.

453
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,583
Then he invested in a hotel
that never opened,

454
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,044
and now he's an art broker.

455
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,671
You seem to know a lot about Owen.

456
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,339
- Yeah.
- [Mignon pants]

457
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,423
Mignon!

458
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,133
- [Fletch] Oh, geez.
- [Eve groans]

459
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,719
Wow. That is a lot for a little dog.

460
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,639
- She pees when she's hungry.
- [Chuckles] I do the same thing.

461
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,309
Owen goes to Europe a lot,
and I feed his fish when he's gone.

462
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,312
They're all named after artists.

463
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,441
Picasso, rothko, Frida kahlo.

464
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,797
Owen and I are friends. I never want
to say anything bad about him,

465
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,698
but he is very pretentious.

466
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,366
Hmm.

467
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,576
- Mignon, you want some chicken?
- [Barks]

468
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,078
- You want chicken?
- [Mignon barks]

469
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,206
[Groans] This town house
is broken up into condos

470
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,569
and I've lived here the longest,

471
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:04,128
before the rich people moved in upstairs
and started the "no pets" rule.

472
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,629
They said I could keep mignon,

473
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,007
but when she died,
I couldn't get another dog,

474
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:12,803
but the joke's on them,
because this is my third mignon.

475
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,887
[Mignon whines]

476
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,974
When one dies, I just get another one
that looks exactly the same.

477
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,351
And they think I have a 25-year-old dog,

478
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:23,230
- because rich people are so oblivious.
- [Mignon barking]

479
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,898
Like, I don't know what it is.

480
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,317
People get a bunch of money and... oops.

481
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:30,279
- Your scarf was on fire.
- Oh, thank you. [Chuckles]

482
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,866
Yeah, I hung out with Owen
a lot this last year,

483
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,784
when his wife left him.

484
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,704
I kind of became his quasi-shrink.
We talked a lot.

485
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,290
He'd come down here. We'd smoke. He'd cry.

486
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,209
- I've been through divorce.
- Yeah.

487
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,712
- That's how I got this apartment.
- Oh.

488
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:50,132
Well, it wasn't really divorce. [Chuckles]

489
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,427
He died on the toilet, but nobody
wants to hear that story.

490
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,762
[Fletch] No, we sure don't.

491
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,139
But Owen is divorced?

492
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,516
- Um, not officially.
- Whoa. Okay.

493
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:04,063
His ex, Tatiana,
she's making it complicated.

494
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,148
I don't want to say
anything bad about Tatiana,

495
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,444
but she's a detestable person.

496
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,863
She calls herself a lifestyle curator,
a thought leader.

497
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:13,947
What is that?

498
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,158
Not familiar with it.

499
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,576
Owen financed her company,

500
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,704
now she wants to cut him out and she wants
full custody of their child.

501
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,956
- Huh.
- Owen is a good dad.

502
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,125
Tatiana really, really, really...

503
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,835
Just... just be careful. Ooh.

504
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,087
Really sucks. Oh.

505
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,006
Yeah, you got it.
You got it right in the thing there. Oops.

506
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,401
[Eve] I mean, Tatiana is hot
if you like that sort of thing.

507
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,760
That's... that's gonna... ooh.

508
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,637
But she is so mean to Owen.

509
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,782
People are weird.
They like being treated like shit...

510
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,909
- Please, just... good lord.
- Oh. I really cut myself.

511
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,535
Yeah, you did. Put some pressure on that.

512
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,359
The knife was so sharp,
I didn't even feel it.

513
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,021
- Put... wrap it up.
- [Chuckles]

514
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,481
Anyway, that's Owen's story.

515
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:50,359
And there's more stuff,
but I don't wanna betray his trust.

516
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,860
Please, I totally understand.

517
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:52,945
Drinking a lot.

518
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,364
- Hard drugs.
- Ooh.

519
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,574
I don't want to say which ones.

520
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:04,331
It's like Percocet, oxy, Molly.

521
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,209
Drugs are no way
to deal with your problems.

522
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,545
No. It sounds like
you really care for Owen.

523
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:13,674
- What? That is personal.
- Just a habit. I ask a lot of questions.

524
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:16,885
- I used to be an investigative reporter.
- I am not in love with Owen.

525
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,428
[Both chuckling]

526
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,305
- I never said you were.
- You didn't?

527
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,015
- No.
- Oh. Well, I...

528
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,268
Okay. I thought maybe
that's what you said. [Chuckles]

529
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,436
Mignon, get your foot out of this pan.

530
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,230
Yeah, that's the pan. That's the one.

531
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,858
- Really? You're gonna...
- Yeah.

532
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,901
You're gonna... you're gonna eat that?

533
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,112
Maybe not that piece.
Yeah, well, not this one.

534
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,355
- This one's bloody.
- Mm-hmm.

535
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,365
- Yep.
- Sorry.

536
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:42,327
So Owen didn't kill that girl,
but they are gonna suspect him.

537
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,371
- Why are they gonna suspect him?
- [Eve sighs]

538
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,415
Well, he got arrested a few months ago.

539
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,499
[Fletch] Oh, no.

540
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,983
I probably shouldn't tell you that.

541
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,171
Well, what, uh... what happened?

542
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,590
Vveh, okay.

543
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,425
Whoa. More fire. More fire.

544
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,677
- Oh, it'll burn off. [Chuckles]
- [Mignon barking]

545
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,973
Um, so there's this banker that lives
on the fourth floor. He's kind of a dick.

546
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,683
He and Owen got in a little fight.

547
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,352
Really? And why was only Owen arrested?

548
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,772
What is this? Woodbird and Bernstein?

549
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,691
- Almost.
- Owen is a good guy.

550
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,401
I'm not in love with him.

551
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,527
Matzo ball soup?

552
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,738
You know what,
as much as I would love to eat,

553
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,740
- I-I really have to be going.
- Oh.

554
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:24,369
But if you hear anything else about
the murder, you let me know, okay?

555
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,747
- Sure, fletch.
- Okay.

556
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,707
- Bye-bye, mignon.
- [Whines]

557
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,834
- [Smoke alarm beeping]
- [Mignon barking]

558
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:35,714
God, again? What is this? A battery?
[Groans]

559
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,133
- [Thuds]
- Mignon, shush.

560
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,220
I got it, fletch.

561
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:43,472
Mignon!

562
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,557
See ya, fletch.

563
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,768
[Podcaster 1]
Peta is not a big fan of this idea.

564
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,520
They balance their body temperatures
through their skin.

565
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,731
That's why pigs like to roll around
in mud or puddles

566
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,066
to cool off on warm days.

567
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,484
They have very few sweat glands

568
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,986
and they don't release body heat
through sweating like we do.

569
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,380
[Podcaster 2]
So, the saying "sweating like a pig ”

570
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,924
- is, like, total bullshit?
- [Podcaster 1] Well,

571
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:03,951
that phrase actually comes from
smelting of iron ore to...

572
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,702
[Electronic dance music playing]

573
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,128
Okay.

574
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,099
Good evening, inspector.

575
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,643
What brings you to back bay, Mr. Fletcher?

576
00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,437
You know, I just love listening
to podcasts in my car.

577
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:36,275
Particularly interesting one on pigs.
Did you know they don't sweat?

578
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,403
And they have the longest orgasms
of any mammal.

579
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,547
Would you mind stepping out of the car
please, Mr. Fletcher?

580
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,616
Okay, but I'll only stay
for two or three insults.

581
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,742
Four, Max.

582
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,329
This is a nice car for a broke asshole.

583
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,039
That's one.

584
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:55,252
No one seems to remember you
from the Warren tavern last night.

585
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,688
I don't remember any of them either.

586
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,106
Come back with me to police headquarters.

587
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,850
- I still have a few more questions.
- You know, I would love to, uh,

588
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:04,011
but I'm meeting the head of
the tharp foundation for dinner tonight.

589
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,847
You can either come voluntarily
or I can arrest you.

590
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,558
[Clicks tongue] I get it.

591
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,769
You want my help. Okay. How'd you find me?

592
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,771
We police get to keep some secrets,
Mr. Fletch.

593
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,107
And those civil liberties are so pesky.

594
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,567
- Hi, griz.
- Hello.

595
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,651
Did you miss me?

596
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,049
Hey, guys, is there a way we can
call in a coffee order?

597
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,326
I'd kill for a macchiato. Not literally.

598
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,881
[Fletch] Nice job, griz. Four stars.
Your back seat's filthy.

599
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,592
Anybody up there watching live?

600
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,471
- They gotta hear about pig orgasms.
- Pig what?

601
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,723
Don't... don't... don't encourage him.

602
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,087
You should Google it, griz.
You would not be disappointed.

603
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,480
- So what do we know about this victim?
- Like we're gonna tell you.

604
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:59,858
Laurel goodwin's from worcester.
Was living in allston with two roommates.

605
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,569
Worked at a Cambridge cafe as a barista.

606
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,237
W-We're telling you.

607
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:08,909
Ms. Goodwin was pursuing
a career in the art world.

608
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,592
- Hmm.
- [Monroe] Interesting connection.

609
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:13,914
Well, I eitherjust walked into a frame-up

610
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,833
or, uh, somebody from my past
is trying to get revenge on me.

611
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,086
- Who hates you?
- [Fletch scoffs]

612
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,837
Besides griz.

613
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,173
Well, I did put quite a few
prominent people away

614
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:27,135
when I was a very famous reporter
at the news tribune in Los Angeles.

615
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,054
I looked into your criminal record.

616
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,138
And?

617
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,306
Bad check charge.

618
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,391
[Scoffs]

619
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,243
- [Monroe] Two contempt of court charges.
- [Scoffs]

620
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:37,521
A number of non-payment
of alimony charges.

621
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,649
100 percent of most of those
were dismissed.

622
00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:44,069
You're a bit of a shady character,
Mr. Fletcher.

623
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,279
[Scoffs] But I am adorable.

624
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:50,075
Come on, guys. Look, all of the pertinent
information isn't even in yet.

625
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,954
Did you even talk to or interview this...
This next-door neighbor, Eve?

626
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,265
I mean, she had some very interesting
thoughts about Mr. Tasserly.

627
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,208
When I showed Eve a picture
of Laurel goodwin,

628
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,128
she said that she remembered seeing her
the night of the murder.

629
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,172
With a man who fits your description.

630
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,134
Well, Eve is a stoner.
I wouldn't trust anything she has to say.

631
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:10,053
We found your fingerprints
on the wine bottle.

632
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:14,141
- It's the murder weapon.
- Huh.

633
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:17,477
Minute traces of hair and blood
from that young woman.

634
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:22,899
You guys, look, that bottle was left
on top of a welcome note for me as a gift.

635
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,402
It was set up that way
so I would have to pick it up.

636
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,237
What note?

637
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,906
Oh, god, I forgot to give you it.
Here. I still have it.

638
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:32,492
Withholding evidence.
Not suspicious at all.

639
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,704
"M r. Locke"?

640
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,372
My pen name. Ralph Locke.

641
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,832
Sounds made up.

642
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:40,750
It's a pen name.

643
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,379
"Enjoy your stay."

644
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,632
Yeah, griz, you better run that down
to forensics, tout de suite.

645
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,759
[Yawns]

646
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:53,054
Oh, are you ferberizing?
Is that why you're tired?

647
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,141
Yeah, yeah, we are actually.
We're ferberizing him.

648
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,687
I never knew any creature
on earth could just cry so much.

649
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:04,941
But it's gonna be so worth it
when Charlie can self-soothe. Cute!

650
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:08,236
She's not wrong,
but you have to stick with it.

651
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,116
You shook a police tail today.
You rented a fast car.

652
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,202
Your fingerprints
are on the murder weapon,

653
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,371
and someone matching your description
was seen with the victim.

654
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,625
- I could arrest you.
- And we're not going to arrest him?

655
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,793
Who wants to do that papennork?
Am I right?

656
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:29,216
If you did it, innin, I will catch you.

657
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,010
I don't like people calling me innin.

658
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,721
- Dang! Pigs have crazy long orgasms!
- [Yawns]

659
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,301
[Fletch] Hey!

660
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:23,812
Fuck!

661
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,441
[Grunting]

662
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,615
[Panting] Ow.

663
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,910
[Fletch whistling]

664
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,962
[Person on phone speaking indistinctly]

665
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,547
- I'm here to...
- No.

666
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,425
- Yes.
- Okay, I w talk to you...

667
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:54,926
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.

668
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,219
Bye.

669
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,179
I'm here to see frank jaffe.

670
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,890
- Do you have a meeting?
- No, just tell him fletch is here.

671
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,726
Is that a first name or a last name?

672
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,144
Just fletch.

673
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,312
Just fletch?

674
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:07,564
Cool.

675
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,234
Larry, you let this prick in?

676
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,111
Hi, frank. Thank you.

677
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,449
"Brown out." Septic tank explosion.

678
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:18,533
I get it. Very clever.

679
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,368
Did the pulitzer committee see this?

680
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,911
Fuck you. You still owe me money.

681
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,246
What? No, I don't.

682
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,706
- Yes, you do.
- For what?

683
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,893
For charging a fuckload of ridiculous shit
to the news tribune and leaving town.

684
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,295
I had to pay for it.
You rented a fucking carriage horse.

685
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,297
- [Employee] Language.
- [Sighs]

686
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,633
- I paid you back.
- No, you didn't.

687
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,196
I apologized for not paying you back.

688
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,345
- No, you didn't.
- Well, I meant to.

689
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:41,389
- Listen, where is everybody?
- They're still working from home.

690
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,391
Can you believe it? The fucking babies.

691
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,226
The place is like a silent retreat.

692
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,937
And these goddamn millennials,
they're so respectful.

693
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,790
I can't tell you how much I fucking hate
this place.

694
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,274
You didn't bring anybody from la?

695
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,068
Just Pete who does the jumble.

696
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,277
Hey, Pete!

697
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,488
Hey, fletch.

698
00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:58,573
Jesus.

699
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,659
- I hate Pete too.
- Mr. Excitement.

700
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,471
- [Sighs] What do you want, fletch?
- Can I talk to you in your office?

701
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,915
My office is a fucking goldfish bowl.
I can't even scratch my nuts in there.

702
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,541
Let's go to my real office.

703
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,294
But you can't wear that hat.
They'll chop your fucking head off.

704
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,383
What brings you to Boston?

705
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,903
'Cause if you're looking for a job
at a newspaper, you're a fucking idiot,

706
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,220
but I could use you.

707
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,431
- I have retired from reporting.
- Oh, good for you.

708
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:27,394
Mmm. Do you happen to know
if luxury rental cars

709
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,604
have hidden GPS trackers in them?

710
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,190
They do. In case people steal them. Why?

711
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:35,527
Well, the police are following me around.

712
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,363
Oh, good. I hope it's for
something serious. I need a pick me up.

713
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:41,658
First night I'm here,
I get accused of murder.

714
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,161
What? Wait, the girl on the south end?

715
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,163
That's the one, yes.

716
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:50,208
Uh, you ever come across
this detective Morris Monroe?

717
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,960
He seems to think that I'm the culprit.

718
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,296
[Chuckles] Really? Yeah, he's a smart guy.

719
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,174
His father was a cop.
He's from Dorchester.

720
00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,968
Uh... they call him "slow mo Monroe,"

721
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,262
because he, uh, takes so long
to solve cases,

722
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,681
but he solves a lot of cases.

723
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,266
You think you could pull some strings

724
00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:09,060
and, uh, find a police report
on someone for me?

725
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,147
No, fletch. No way. Way too big an ask.

726
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,817
Oh. Just be a real shame
if Daphne found out

727
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,738
that you defiled Clara snow
in the supply closet all those years ago.

728
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,656
I mean, especially in today's climate.

729
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,075
- Mmm.
- You were her boss.

730
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,912
First of all, it wasn't the supply closet.
It was the copy room.

731
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,331
And it was a bilateral defiling.

732
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,353
Are you really trying to blackmail me?

733
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,712
Kinda.

734
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,881
- You wouldn't.
- No, you're probably right.

735
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:41,092
On the other hand,
I am still under suspicion for murder.

736
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,969
[Groans]

737
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,306
- [Sighs] Whose police report?
- Owen tasserly.

738
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,509
Write it down, you old lush.

739
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,412
He was arrested a while back
for something. I don't know what.

740
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,730
But I think he might be
the actual murderer.

741
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,190
I'll see what I can do.

742
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:56,983
Thank you.

743
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,654
But hey, if you did kill that girl,
do the right thing.

744
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,365
- And give me an exclusive.
- [Chuckles]

745
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,243
Almost great seeing you again, frank.

746
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,121
Just glad you kept your fucking shoes on.

747
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,500
[Fletch] Uh, hi, is this Tatiana tasserly?

748
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,127
Yes, uh, it's frank jaffe.

749
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,505
I'm the style editor
over at the Boston sentinel.

750
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,007
Listen, we were thinking
of doing a little piece

751
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,343
on Boston's top lifestyle curators

752
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,845
and your name was on the top of our list.

753
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,848
I know. [Laughs]

754
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,309
Well, that's just wonderful.
I would love to do that.

755
00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,771
I want a room to tell a story

756
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,191
and all the pieces are the characters.

757
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,944
I wanna feel like
I'm in the middle of a conversation.

758
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,487
- Between inanimate objects.
- Right.

759
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,073
Genius. Oh, my gosh, and this thing?

760
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,701
- Oh...
- This idea of the branch in the vase?

761
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,870
I have... [stammers]
How do you come up with this?

762
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:53,540
- I... I've only seen branches on trees!
- Right. I know.

763
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,916
I'm really giving it a moment,

764
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:58,795
which lures the eye
to this gorgeous table.

765
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:02,882
And I got this, frank,
from a convent in Cuba.

766
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:06,678
Wow. Those Cuban nuns must be very proud.

767
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:07,762
Right?

768
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,223
Even if they don't have
anywhere to eat anymore. Huh?

769
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:13,142
Every single piece I curate is bespoke.

770
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:16,521
Ooh. Bespoke. I love that word.

771
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:17,605
What does it mean again?

772
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,232
- Bespoke?
- Bespoke.

773
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,986
Uh, it's when an object bespeaks.

774
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,529
-Right.

775
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:25,947
Be-talks.

776
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,532
It... no, wait.

777
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,200
[Sighs]

778
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:35,456
It be-teaches us
something about ourselves.

779
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,333
[Sighs]

780
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,960
- Wow. Thank you.
- Yeah.

781
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,670
I think I have my pull quote.

782
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:44,674
I mean, so many people, frank,
are trapped in a world of sameness.

783
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:49,345
I just want to surround them
with beautiful things.

784
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,348
Beautiful clothes. Beautiful food.

785
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:55,101
Don't you just hate people
who are too poor to afford beauty?

786
00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:58,771
[Chuckles] Um...

787
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,065
The worst.

788
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:04,235
[Chuckles] Well...

789
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,196
Anyway, you're currently separated
from your husband, Owen tasserly.

790
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,490
- Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.

791
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,160
Uh, now, is he still co-owner
of chez aesthetica?

792
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,663
We had an evolved
and harmonious disuniting

793
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,707
- and he decided to leave the company.
- Hmm.

794
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,752
Now, I... I'm sure you heard
of the unfortunate incident

795
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,128
at his town house.

796
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,631
The... the murdered woman. Yikes.

797
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,716
We've been reporting on it in the paper.

798
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,887
We were totally shocked, of course, um...

799
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:33,890
Well, Owen's been away
traveling in Europe.

800
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,475
-Right.

801
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:41,064
I'm always looking for ways
to actuate the senses, so...

802
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:44,525
[Chuckles] Yeah, of course,
but if I could just follow up.

803
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,195
You would make me kind of a hero
back at the office,

804
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,155
if you could give me any kind of clue

805
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,741
as to who might have committed
that murder.

806
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,701
Frank, sorry, I can't help you there.

807
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,119
- [Fletch sighs]
- Um...

808
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,458
But Owen can be so irresponsible.
So many people have keys to that house.

809
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,126
His housekeeper, his trainer,

810
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:06,005
his pothead neighbor who feeds his fish,
and god knows who else.

811
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:09,234
Why doesn't he just change the lock?
[Chuckles]

812
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:12,428
Frank, I have told him a million times.
[Scoffs]

813
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,657
- [Stifled scream]
- [Fletch chuckles]

814
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:17,183
Owen can be
such a fucking idiot sometimes.

815
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,935
Hmm. [Chuckles]

816
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,938
I'm so happy you're here, frank.
Such a fan.

817
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:28,611
[Phone chimes]

818
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,976
- [Waiter 1] More water.
- [Waiter 2] Your negroni.

819
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,210
- Oh, grazie. Grazie.
- [Waiter 2] Some olives.

820
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,883
[Fletch] Ah, thank you.

821
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:52,760
It's so nice.

822
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:56,264
Ah, fletch, you're late.

823
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,683
[Sighs]

824
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,077
- Can I get you a drink?
- Yes, please.

825
00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,978
A vodka gimlet. Thank you very much.

826
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,688
The staff seems very smitten with you.

827
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:07,859
Fletch, I am not going to have
any of your American double-talk.

828
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,653
I want truth. Where are my paintings?

829
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:13,406
Well, see, here I thought they were
the count's paintings.

830
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,159
Oh, the count is dead.

831
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,161
How do you know this?

832
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:21,122
I know in my heart. The pain I feel.

833
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,333
You and Angela think

834
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:29,172
I was only with my menti,
my pequenojai/ali; For money,

835
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,257
but this is lies.

836
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,633
[Stammers] Pequenojai/ali?

837
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:37,430
Mmm. "Little boar"...
[Chuckles] ...In Portuguese.

838
00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:41,642
I am half Brazilian,
also half Italian and half French.

839
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,936
That's, uh... huh.

840
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:48,608
Uh... and what is the countess doing here
in Boston in this very expensive hotel?

841
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:49,692
Thank you very much.

842
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,360
I come to stop you.

843
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:56,074
I know that you and Angela plan
to Rob my paintings.

844
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,076
Confess, fletch.

845
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,496
I'm sorry, how do I know that, uh,
you didn't take the paintings?

846
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:04,957
- Or have the count kidnapped or murdered?
- [Gasps}

847
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:09,003
I loved my menti.
I would do nothing to harm him.

848
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:12,048
I did not steal the paintings.

849
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:15,051
Fletch, if I murder anyone,
I will murder you.

850
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,473
Now, fletch, come up to my room.

851
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,308
I have something to show you.

852
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,310
Well, that's not gonna happen,
your highness.

853
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,813
Fine. I go up and come back to show you.

854
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,940
Order me another drink.

855
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,024
Grazie.

856
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,824
Okay.

857
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,078
Morris, I thought I'd stop by.

858
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,621
[Charlie cooing]

859
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,624
I couldn't... he just came here.

860
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,085
- You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Very much so.

861
00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:51,796
It's quite satisfying.
What? No day care today?

862
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:54,924
My wife had a doctor's appointment.
My nanny is, um, indisposed.

863
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,801
It's her support dog's birthday.

864
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,238
Is that dog registered anywhere?
I'd love to send it something.

865
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:00,614
Okay, look, are you here to confess?

866
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,807
No, but I did have some ideas
about the case.

867
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,434
Goddamn it! We are not
working on this case together, innin.

868
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,311
[Shushing]

869
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:08,437
[Sighs]

870
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:11,524
- Come on, just hear me out.
- What is happening?

871
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,318
[Fletch sighs] What?

872
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,864
Hands can parade around naked all day,
but god forbid you show a few toes?

873
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,591
Now, come on.
Let's talk about the suspects here.

874
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:22,660
Number one.
Tatiana tasserly, Owen's ex-wife.

875
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:25,079
- Who you dropped in on today.
- Yes, I did.

876
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,124
Maybe she didn't know Owen was
out of town, and she wanted to frame him.

877
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,376
- Why?
- [Fletch] Acrimonious divorce.

878
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,712
She wants control
over the company that they share

879
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,088
and custody of their daughter.

880
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,716
Tatiana tasserly
was in yoga class that night.

881
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,176
Vinyasa or bikram?

882
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:40,970
We'll get back to that.

883
00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,222
She could have hired somebody
to do the job.

884
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,474
Second, Eve, the neighbor.

885
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,560
She has a key to Owen's town house,

886
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,645
she feeds his fish while he's out of town

887
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:52,273
and just happens to be in love with him.

888
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,066
- She admitted it to me.
- O-Okay. Okay.

889
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,028
W-What you're doing right now,
that's called witness tampering.

890
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,821
You're just begging me to arrest you.

891
00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:02,366
Come on, Morris. You want me on
the outside, so I can solve this thing,

892
00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,136
- and then you can take the credit.
- [Laughs]

893
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,454
- [Charlie coos]
- [Shushing]

894
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,916
[Monroe] It's okay, look at the cow.
Look at Mr. Moo. Mr. Moo.

895
00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,668
Daddy's got to talk
to the murderer right now.

896
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,712
The only reason I haven't arrested you yet

897
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,757
is because I enjoy watching you
dig a deeper hole for yourself.

898
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,927
Eve has a motive. Rejection, jealousy.

899
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,137
I hope it's not Eve, though.
I really like her.

900
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,388
Such compassion.

901
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:27,433
And then, of course, tasserly himself.

902
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,727
I mean, it is his town house.

903
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:32,104
[Sighs]

904
00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:35,483
Tasserly was on a flight to Paris
at 5:27 pm. That night.

905
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,110
Plenty of time to do a murder
before you get on that plane.

906
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:40,964
- Coroner has time of death at 9:00 pm.
- You're gonna trust a coroner?

907
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,782
- They're weirdos.
- Tasserly's motive?

908
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,593
[Fletch] He's been a lunatic
since his wife left him.

909
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,328
Oh, and someone broke into his house
last night.

910
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:50,015
I don't know who it was. Couldn't get
a good look, but he had a beard.

911
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,583
Might have been tasserly.
He might be back in town.

912
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,460
Owen tasserly broke into his own house?

913
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,047
- Criminal mastermind.
- [Chuckles]

914
00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:00,508
Whoever it was did not want to get caught.

915
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,094
- He take anything?
- Not that I could tell.

916
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,178
Lakers' fan?

917
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,889
What do you think? What about you?

918
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:10,184
- What you think?
- [Charlie fussing]

919
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,436
- [Monroe] Charlie, Charlie...
- Charlie, I get it.

920
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,647
I'd be crying too if I was a celtics fan.

921
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,290
Person of interest leaving the building.

922
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,777
[Detective] Slow mo, he's getting away!

923
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,280
Watch it, pal. He'll arrest you
at your retirement dinner.

924
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:25,157
Hey, guy, don't worry.
Monroe's not even sure who shot Lincoln.

925
00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,344
- [Detectives laughing]
- [Detective] You're a fucking pissa.

926
00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:29,537
Somebody solve a crime. How about that?

927
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:32,957
[Fletch] Can you just...

928
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,626
- Oh, thank you. Go ahead. After you.
- [Sighs] Okay.

929
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:38,629
[Griz] Are you...

930
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,382
Uh... uh, are we going up?

931
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,259
God bless her.

932
00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:05,573
Hmm.

933
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,909
[Sighs]

934
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,298
[Device clinks]

935
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,060
Oh... he's on the move.

936
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,413
If he crosses the state line,
I want to see where he goes.

937
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:37,688
- Hey, you coming?
- No.

938
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:39,732
"No." love that.

939
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:44,236
[Podcaster 1] Hummingbirds have
a metabolism 77 times faster than ours.

940
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,406
[Podcaster 2] / got a hybrid diet craze
that's yust around the corner.

941
00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,077
Mr. Horan. How are you?

942
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,180
- [Horan] I'm well, thank you.
- Here for the clambake?

943
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,307
No, I'm just here to pick up some things
from the boat.

944
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,126
I actually... I can't have anything.
I'm allergic to, uh, shellfish.

945
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,585
- Are you?
- Good to see you, Marv.

946
00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:43,879
- But I can have corn... okay, bye.
- Thank you.

947
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,138
I'm allergic to shellfish,
so I can't really have... yeah, no.

948
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:53,889
Okay. Well, see you.

949
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:56,225
Come on in, Jack. Save me some corn.

950
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,353
And potato salad. That's all I can eat.

951
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:02,440
[The hot sardines playing "let's go"]

952
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:07,486
J” a ticket out of frowns I/il/e p

953
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,615
j” lsee us by a lake in a cabin p

954
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:15,703
j” that just so happens to come with j”

955
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:20,958
j” a boat for two j”

956
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:24,920
j” paddle ourselves a rendezvous j”

957
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:43,397
[Alarm blaring]

958
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,153
[Alarm chirps]

959
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,572
Sorry. It's just me, Ronald.

960
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,824
- Everything's okay.
- [Guest] Hey, Ron.

961
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:07,796
[Griz] J” you can run
but you can't hide j”

962
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,799
actually, you can hide,
but I will find you.

963
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,845
[The hot sardines playing
"some of these days"]

964
00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:20,684
J” some of these days j”

965
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,979
j” you're gonna feel so lonelyj”

966
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,231
[groans]

967
00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:26,899
J” you'll miss my eyes j”

968
00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,984
[horan] Thank you.

969
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:32,238
J” and you'll miss my kissin'j”

970
00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:34,990
j” you'll miss me, baby j”

971
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:39,328
j” when I'm gone awayj”

972
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:44,583
j” you'll feel so lonelyj”

973
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,794
thank you so much. We 're the hot sardines.

974
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,213
Wow, what a perfectly beautiful day.

975
00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:53,884
The twm smells of the ocean and money
carried on the summer breeze.

976
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,512
Here is one we call
”meet me at the bottom of the bottle. ”

977
00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,097
It's about drinking.

978
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:00,242
Something perhaps some of you might
know something about.

979
00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:02,184
You have, uh, permission to board?

980
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:08,691
I do. Uh, in fact, the owner of the boat
just texted me and asked if I could check.

981
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:10,484
He might have left something on board.

982
00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:13,487
- [Guest] Uh-huh?
- Yeah.

983
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:16,282
And what's the name of the owner the boat?

984
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,908
- Oh, Ronald horan.
- Ah.

985
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:20,452
Yeah, he said he might have left
his lesson plan on board.

986
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:23,706
- Did you know he's a professor?
- [Chuckles] No, shit.

987
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:27,418
Ronnie, uh, he brags about it to everyone.

988
00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,627
- Yeah.
- What's your name?

989
00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,546
- Uh, Sydney Blake.
- Ah.

990
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,047
I'm, uh, kenton Alfred.

991
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:35,509
I'm the, uh, commodore here of the club.

992
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:40,514
Hey, your old man isn't Jefferson Blake,
is he?

993
00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:42,474
My uncle.

994
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:44,768
- Ah! [Chuckles]
- Yeah. That's...

995
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:48,188
Well, your uncle and I got into
a little mischief...

996
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,024
- Oh.
- Back at exeter.

997
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:53,861
[Chuckling] We once stole
a homecoming float

998
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:58,824
and... and crashed it
right into a goal post.

999
00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:02,328
- We were a little, uh, stewed.
- Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.

1000
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,598
Nothing like a little consequence-free fun
for the rich, huh?

1001
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,416
[Chuckles]
How is the old the guy doing these days?

1002
00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:10,961
Oh, you didn't hear?
No, uh... we lost uncle Jeff.

1003
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:14,590
No, no. [Stammers]
I'm sorry, what happened?

1004
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:17,843
Yeah, he swam right into
a-a boat propeller. Yeah.

1005
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,261
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

1006
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:21,180
Uh, just basically, you know, pureed him.

1007
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,390
- Oh, good lord!
- Just a mess.

1008
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,559
- He just looked like sauce.
- Oh.

1009
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,394
It was not great. [Chuckles]

1010
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:32,191
- Well, see you around.
- [Sighing]

1011
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:48,332
Mr. Fletcher.

1012
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:50,959
Morris.

1013
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,796
Are you really an inspector?

1014
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:56,256
The mayor bestowed that special rank on me

1015
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,385
after I solved the murder
of a city councilwoman.

1016
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:03,681
She got stabbed multiple times
with an ice pick in her own bathtub.

1017
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,117
I mean, I guess if you work in politics,

1018
00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,935
you probably do have to take
a lot of baths.

1019
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,563
We obtained surveillance footage
from a store around the corner.

1020
00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:12,898
Where the fudge is made?

1021
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,360
And the footage shows Laurel goodwin
walking with a man

1022
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:20,114
whose height and build
is very similar to yours.

1023
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,991
Well, that doesn't rule out
tatianna or Eve,

1024
00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:25,994
or anybody really
hiring someone to do their dirty work.

1025
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,496
Did you see his face?

1026
00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:30,082
He was wearing a purple hat
with a yellow logo.

1027
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,460
Exactly like the one on your head.

1028
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,546
You fucking with me? Come on.

1029
00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:37,506
Be honest, Morris.
Are you fucking with me?

1030
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:41,135
Mr. Fletcher, when have you ever known me
to fuck with you?

1031
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,811
Okay. Well, I-I see that, sure,

1032
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:54,440
but it's probably a Minnesota vikings hat,
you know?

1033
00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,484
- Any theories?
- Yes.

1034
00:53:58,318 --> 00:53:59,737
Innin Maurice Fletcher,

1035
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,406
you're under arrest
for the murder of Laurel goodwin.

1036
00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:05,826
Come on now!
That's... you're not playing fair. [Groans]

1037
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:08,245
Can you do me a favor?
Read me my rights in Italian.

1038
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,556
I've been working really hard on it.

1039
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,373
- Let's go.
- Okay, ow. [Groans]

1040
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:13,584
[Buzzer sounds]

1041
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,835
Andy, it's me.

1042
00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:17,421
Oh, I'm glad you're awake.
Listen, I need...

1043
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:21,049
You're what?

1044
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:23,635
Oh. Well, in that case,
I'm really glad you're awake.

1045
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:26,764
Yes, what aren't you wearing?

1046
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,976
Oh, goodness.
You woke up in a very naughty mood.

1047
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,646
What?
No, I don't need a reason to call you.

1048
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:38,525
I was just calling. I happen to be
calling you, you know, to hear your voice.

1049
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:43,447
And I need you to bail me out of jail.

1050
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,746
Come on, griz. Is this about the bus?

1051
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:52,873
It was nothing personal.

1052
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:56,752
You're free to go.

1053
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,213
How can I make it up to you?

1054
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,547
Are you set for luggage?

1055
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,342
I'll let you take me to dinner?

1056
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,387
I'd rather throw myself
into Boston harbor.

1057
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,225
Seems extreme.

1058
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:15,687
Go, Lakers.

1059
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,523
[Phone ringing]

1060
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:20,776
Hey.

1061
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:22,212
[Frank]
I got that police report you wanted

1062
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,112
I just emailed it to you. It's enciypted

1063
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:27,074
- oh, good. Uh, what's the password?
- [Frank] Go fuck yourself

1064
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,117
- frank, don't be an asshole.
- [Call disconnects]

1065
00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:34,331
[Laptop chimes]

1066
00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:35,415
[Chuckles]

1067
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,335
Okay. [Sighs]

1068
00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,808
[Doorbell rings]

1069
00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:57,688
[Scoffs] Fletch, how dare you abandon me
at the hotel yesterday?

1070
00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:02,025
The countess de grassi
has never been left alone at the table.

1071
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,878
- Countess, what are you doing?
- Ah, you were right.

1072
00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:05,863
The hotel is too expensive.

1073
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:09,700
I can't get menti's money.

1074
00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:12,327
- Everything is all freezed.
- Thank you.

1075
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,496
Uh, why did you come here?

1076
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:18,292
Why should the countess de grassi
stay in a too expensive hotel

1077
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,628
when her almost son is here

1078
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:25,591
in this nice big town house

1079
00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:26,758
near very good shopping...

1080
00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:28,176
You can't stay here.

1081
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,512
What would poor dead menti say

1082
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:34,349
if he know the countess
is in some fleabag hotel?

1083
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,436
No. No happy.

1084
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:41,982
- Now, fletch, where is my room?
- I'm sorry. I...

1085
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:44,545
You know, I came here to work.
You're just gonna be in the way.

1086
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,695
Oh, you bet your big cock
I'm going to be in the way.

1087
00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:48,989
I am going to keep an eye on you.

1088
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,991
Okay, you can stay one night,

1089
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,136
and then we're gonna look
for a nice mid-range hotel for you.

1090
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,871
What is this "mid-range"?

1091
00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,956
Now come, fletch. Come.
[Clicks tongue] Sit.

1092
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:02,753
I now show you
what I want to show you at the hotel

1093
00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:05,130
when you leave me with il conto.

1094
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:06,965
I found this at the villa.

1095
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:10,802
- Photos. Angela's photos.
- Hmm.

1096
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:15,182
Did you know Angela went to university

1097
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,601
here in Boston for a year?

1098
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:18,977
No, it never came up.

1099
00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,564
Hmm. Do you know who that is?

1100
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,316
Turn it over.

1101
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:27,861
Owen tasserly.
Did you know they were friends?

1102
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,197
- She might have mentioned it.
- Oh.

1103
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,907
Andy made all the arrangements.

1104
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,952
Fletch, listen to the contessa.

1105
00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:39,039
Angela cannot be trusted.
Why is she not here?

1106
00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,041
She's trying to find her father,
your husband.

1107
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:44,211
Oh, fletch. Fletch.

1108
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,880
I know this is so bad news for you.

1109
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,715
Now, where is the shower?

1110
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:49,967
You want to take a shower?

1111
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:53,303
No, I want you to take a shower.
You stink.

1112
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:54,638
I make drinks.

1113
00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:58,141
[Water running]

1114
00:57:58,225 --> 00:57:59,643
[Door opens]

1115
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:02,187
[Fletch] Countess, do you mind?

1116
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:05,315
Fletch, I found a dead fish in your tank.

1117
00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:10,445
Okay, well, we'll light a candle for it.

1118
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:15,325
- Now, could you please...
- Oh, fletch, I am so sad.

1119
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:17,369
My menti is dead.

1120
00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:20,872
My chiromante tells me
the kidnappers have killed him.

1121
00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:24,292
Where did all your clothes go?
What is the chiromante?

1122
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:28,755
How do you say? Uh, is a fortune teller.

1123
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:33,719
She tell me they take my menti,
they put him in a coffin,

1124
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:36,680
they fill it with cats,
and they Bury him alive.

1125
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:39,016
- Is horrible, no?
- Well, it sounds very implausible.

1126
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:41,309
Fletch, is no time for a wisecrack.

1127
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,853
My menti is allergic.

1128
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,730
Now, shall I make us negronis?

1129
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:49,067
Go buy gin, vermouth, campari and oranges.

1130
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:51,862
[Sighs] Can I please have
the bathroom to myself?

1131
00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:56,575
Fletch, you parade around me naked,
but I am not going to sleep with you.

1132
00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:57,659
You came in here.

1133
00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,537
Please do not put too much vermouth
in my negroni.

1134
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:01,621
Hurry up.

1135
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:04,624
[Sighs]

1136
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,847
[Officer] / got eyes on Fletcher.

1137
00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:21,892
In the alleyway, headed towards
your end of the street. Over.

1138
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,478
Copy that. Roger.

1139
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,981
Oh, no! Oh, no!

1140
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,412
- [Driver] You innin?
- [Fletch] Call me fletch.

1141
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:09,272
- [Horan] Really quite extraordinary.
- [Fletch] Yes, it is.

1142
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:13,110
He's asking 25 million.
My advice is to counter at 20.

1143
01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,155
Well, okay. Make that counter.

1144
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,074
Fantastic.

1145
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:26,164
Hey, uh, excuse me,

1146
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:29,167
do you happen to know
where I can maybe buy some fireworks?

1147
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:31,128
Yeah, New Hampshire.

1148
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:33,547
[Angela] Where are you, fletch?
I called a few times.

1149
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,383
Lilly lawyer told me that
the fucking countess has gone to Boston.

1150
01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:39,052
Has she tried to contact you?

1151
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:43,765
I'm coming to Boston tomorrow.
M y flight arrives at 5.132 p. M.

1152
01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:46,977
Can you pick me up? I miss you.

1153
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,520
Ciao, amore. [Imitates kisses]

1154
01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,077
[Fireworks exploding]

1155
01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:48,580
What the...

1156
01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:50,290
The fuck?

1157
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:03,011
[Loud explosion]

1158
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,273
[Boat alarm blaring]

1159
01:02:17,984 --> 01:02:19,736
[Sirens wailing]

1160
01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:26,826
[Marv] It was the teenagers.
They were drinking.

1161
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,703
So sorry about your window.

1162
01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,455
[Horan] This boat is private property.

1163
01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:34,042
Yeah, I know.
No one who's allowed on but me,

1164
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,002
and I am bringing in
my own private security.

1165
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,922
[Marv] Oh, hey, I know the guys
who used to guard Peter wolf.

1166
01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:41,258
- [Sighs] Shit.
- [Marv] J. Geils band...

1167
01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:45,053
[Horan] No, my security team will be here
within the hour. Thank you.

1168
01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:48,056
[Marv] Come on. "Angel is a centerfold"?

1169
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,767
[Horan] I don't know what that is
and I hope that I never do.

1170
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,316
How long have you guys done security?

1171
01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,065
[Guard] About eight years.

1172
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,838
I've never felt the need to have a gun,
because I have sort of an inner calm.

1173
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:21,214
[Yelps]

1174
01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:25,343
- [Marv] Oh, for...
- [Guard] Let's go check that out.

1175
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:27,053
Let's go.

1176
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:31,016
Uh, I'm coming. I'll...
[Stammers] Sorry. I'll help.

1177
01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:34,561
Pretty dark, so be careful, guys.
It's really dark.

1178
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,604
- [Guard 1] Okay, Marv.
- [Guard 2] Thanks, bud.

1179
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,949
[Marv]
It's just those same inebriated kids.

1180
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:33,745
Probablyjust doing pranks, and, you know,
just trying to get hits online.

1181
01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:35,038
Trying to go viral.

1182
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:37,040
I've been doing this 21 years.

1183
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:40,668
When I, uh... when I was 17,
I stopped a burglary at caldor,

1184
01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:43,963
and I kind of was like, you know,
I think this is the thing for me.

1185
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,799
I-I tripped the guy, but still.

1186
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:51,179
Hey, you guys like j. Geils?
"Freeze-frame"? "Love stinks"?

1187
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,972
I think horan's never even heard of them.

1188
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,891
I mean, I get you don't know
"whammer jammer."

1189
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:56,768
First record. Who's gonna hear that?

1190
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,437
Harmonic instrumental. I mean, whoa.

1191
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:01,523
But "centerfold"?

1192
01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:11,032
- [Knocks on door]
- [Car horn honks]

1193
01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:12,784
You really need to get some sleep.

1194
01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:17,288
Oh, my god. No, I don't actually.

1195
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,626
[Groans]

1196
01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:25,130
Fletch, I told you I not sleep with you.

1197
01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:29,342
Countess, this is my bed.
There are three other rooms.

1198
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:31,094
Have you found my paintings?

1199
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,555
I wasn't looking for your...
For the... for the paintings.

1200
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:37,058
[Groans] I think the wicked Angela
has you under the spell.

1201
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:40,395
For your information,
I'm crazy about Angela.

1202
01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,872
I'm actually thinking
of asking her to marry me.

1203
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:45,358
Oh, no. Don't waste
your third marriage on her.

1204
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:50,572
Menti was my third marriage,
and, oh, he was my best one yet.

1205
01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:52,925
You know, I wish you and Angela
could get to know one another.

1206
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,427
I think you would actually be friends.

1207
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,453
She hate the countess.

1208
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,913
I think she just doesn't know
the countess.

1209
01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:02,625
Fletch, are you trying to seduce me?

1210
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,711
That is not at all
what's happening right now.

1211
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:08,047
Okay, fletch. Okay.
Maybe only this once. Come. Come.

1212
01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:09,891
Okay. I'm gonna go
to one of the spare rooms.

1213
01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:15,638
Hmm. Bravo, fletch. Bravo, bravo.

1214
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:19,434
You have passed my test.
Now you can be my son-in-law.

1215
01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:23,855
It's a nice big hairy chest, I see.

1216
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,107
- You have a nice chest, fletch.
- Thank you.

1217
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:29,360
[Snoring]

1218
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,946
Morris! Morris! Morris!

1219
01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:33,698
- Jesus, griz.
- Sorry.

1220
01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:35,408
Oh, my god. I have something for you.

1221
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:37,803
There was an incident last night
at the mayflower yacht club

1222
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:39,680
and these kids,
they were shooting out some fireworks.

1223
01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:42,165
And they think that they went astray
onto this one yacht.

1224
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:43,958
[Monroe] Yeah?

1225
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,295
The yacht belongs to Ronald horan.

1226
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,083
We found Fletcher parked in front
of the horan gallery.

1227
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,551
Right. So do you think that...

1228
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,888
This stupid idiot moron
had something to do with this?

1229
01:06:57,472 --> 01:06:58,515
- Fuck, yes.
- Yeah.

1230
01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,117
- Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!
- [Loud clatter]

1231
01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,392
Ow! Oh, ow.

1232
01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:05,104
Well, he told me his name was Ralph Locke.

1233
01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,148
And that's why I wanted to see you.

1234
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:09,400
Be very careful doing business
with Mr. Fletcher.

1235
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:11,903
Thank you, inspector.
I appreciate that very much.

1236
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:14,822
[Clears throat]

1237
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:17,992
[Grunts]

1238
01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:28,461
- I missed you, fletch. Mmm.
- Oh.

1239
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,547
- I missed you, too.
- I missed you so much.

1240
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:34,551
[Speaking Italian]

1241
01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,302
Okay. Okay. Sure.

1242
01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:39,514
80, has the countess tried to contact you?

1243
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,641
- Yes.
- Shit. What is she up to?

1244
01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:44,352
Well, spying on me.

1245
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,646
[Sighs] Where is she staying?

1246
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,690
At the town house with me.

1247
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:50,775
Are you kidding me?

1248
01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,569
How could you let her stay with you?

1249
01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:55,029
She showed up with suitcases.
I can't get her to leave.

1250
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:57,240
Did you have sex with her?

1251
01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,534
No. I slept in the other room.

1252
01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:00,618
I don't believe you.

1253
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:03,830
Andy, why did you lie to me
about tasserly?

1254
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,873
What? What are you talking about?

1255
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,126
You didn't tell me you did
a year of college in Boston

1256
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,003
and that you knew Owen tasserly.

1257
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,462
- Of course I did.
- No.

1258
01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:14,757
You said you got the town house
off a luxury rental website.

1259
01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,968
Fletch, you're becoming paranoid.

1260
01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:19,971
Listen, I think Owen tasserly
killed Laurel goodwin.

1261
01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:21,139
- [Laughs]
- He was arrested

1262
01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,576
for bonking his neighbor over the head
with a very heavy object.

1263
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,519
He's violent. He could have easily
bonked Laurel over the head too.

1264
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,980
Owen's not a serial bonker.

1265
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:31,065
Look, he's going through
a hellish divorce.

1266
01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,984
He's abusing drugs. He's... he's a mess.

1267
01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,152
Yeah. [Sighs]

1268
01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:36,696
He told me all about that. Poverino.

1269
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,032
- What? You talk to him?
- Yes, we talk.

1270
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:40,533
He's an old friend.

1271
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:43,286
- Does Owen know any martial arts?
- [Angela] What? No.

1272
01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:45,371
- Does he have a beard now?
- How should I know?

1273
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,135
You just said you talk to him
all the time.

1274
01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:49,042
You can't hear a beard over the phone.

1275
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,628
I don't know. Maybe you facetime
or send each other texts.

1276
01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,671
I just got off a very long flight.
I'm very tired.

1277
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:55,548
You're attacking me
with all these questions.

1278
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:58,092
- Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
- [Sighs]

1279
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:05,308
Grazie.

1280
01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:09,979
- Angela! [Exclaims]
- Sylvia! [Laughs]

1281
01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,439
[Both speaking Italian]

1282
01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,698
Fletch, we're gonna cook you dinner.

1283
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:22,784
[Angela, Sylvia speak Italian]

1284
01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:27,038
["Sefior blues" playing]

1285
01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:36,923
[Sighs]

1286
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,635
Okay, listen to this.

1287
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,637
Our Ronald horan is under investigation

1288
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,182
for a possible false insurance claim
about a robbery at his gallery.

1289
01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:47,767
What is innin up to with this guy?

1290
01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:50,228
Also, you asked me to search
the Italian papers.

1291
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,646
Check that out.

1292
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,273
What's it say?

1293
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,651
[Speaks Italian]

1294
01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,194
Oh, in English.

1295
01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:01,114
Fletcher's at a press conference
about a kidnapping,

1296
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,991
of the count de grassi,
father of Angela de grassi.

1297
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:05,827
Andy, Angela.

1298
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,995
And the kidnappers are demanding
a Picasso painting

1299
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:09,789
from the count's collection as ransom.

1300
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:12,375
But Angela's saying
that the painting's been stolen.

1301
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:13,584
Hmm.

1302
01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:15,878
So are we gonna bring Fletcher in?

1303
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,092
Not yet. Keep looking.

1304
01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:22,760
Okay.

1305
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:25,888
[Sighs]

1306
01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:31,686
Wait a minute.

1307
01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:41,112
- Just like family, we are together.
- [Fletch] Mmm.

1308
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:42,572
If only menti were here.

1309
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:44,240
[Sighs] Dear papa.

1310
01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:45,324
Mmm.

1311
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:49,203
- Oh, grazie. [Laughs]
- Mm-hmm.

1312
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,288
[Doorbell rings]

1313
01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:52,165
Mmm. I'll get it.

1314
01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:54,048
- [The countess] Who is it?
- No one you know.

1315
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,084
Is it someone I know?

1316
01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:57,086
Fletch, set another place.

1317
01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:59,213
[Door buzzing]

1318
01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,425
- Owen! [Laughs]
- Angela.

1319
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:05,887
[Angela] Come in to your own house.
Ciao, amore. [Kisses]

1320
01:11:05,970 --> 01:11:07,638
[Both kiss, chuckle]

1321
01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:10,099
This is my boyfriend
who's been staying here.

1322
01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:13,728
And Sylvia my stepmother.

1323
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:17,231
I know. I know.
We look like sorelle. Sisters.

1324
01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:18,566
Ah, ha. [Chuckles]

1325
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:21,503
Quite an art collection you have,
Mr. Tasserly.

1326
01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:22,528
Thank you.

1327
01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:26,783
- That my shirt?
- No. Maybe.

1328
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:31,662
- Owen, you are an art dealer, no?
- I'm an art broker.

1329
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,749
- You study any martial arts by any chance?
- Muay Thai.

1330
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,668
- Muay Thai.
- [Chuckles]

1331
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:40,379
Look, I owe you a big apology
about the other night.

1332
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,256
What? What happened?

1333
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:45,843
I let myself in
because I needed something urgently.

1334
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:49,388
I honestly assumed nobody would
be staying here after there was a murder.

1335
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:53,476
I didn't know it was you,
or I wouldn't have done that.

1336
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,062
- What did you do?
- Oh, he kicked my ass.

1337
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,188
[Owen] Uh...

1338
01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,689
What did you need so urgently?

1339
01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,150
Some medication.

1340
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,820
Medication? For what?

1341
01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:10,159
Um... it's a rare disorder. Segenisis.

1342
01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:12,578
It's... it's... it's a
stom... stomach thing.

1343
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:17,458
It's a... you get it
from eating too much... porridge.

1344
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:21,629
Owen, come on. Tell us the truth.

1345
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:25,007
Fine. I snuck in to get a bottle of oxy
I had in the drawer.

1346
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:26,092
[Fletch] Oh.

1347
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:30,513
[Owen] I flew back from Paris early
because I know I need to get help.

1348
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:31,639
But I was weak. Okay?

1349
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:35,852
Did you come here tonight to see me
or to look for more oxy?

1350
01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,398
Can't it be both?

1351
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:41,691
[Sighs] Ay.

1352
01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:42,942
Owen, you're going to rehab.

1353
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:45,194
Anything else you want
to tell us about, Owen?

1354
01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:47,339
- Where are my paintings?
- What is she talking about?

1355
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,948
Is the Picasso here?

1356
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:50,116
- [Angela] Sylvia.
- What?

1357
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,635
- Come on. You're being ridiculous.
- No.

1358
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:57,206
Owen knows nothing about the paintings
that you and your criminal brothers stole.

1359
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,916
[The countess, Angela speak Italian]

1360
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,334
There it is.

1361
01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:02,545
[Continues speaking Italian]

1362
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,590
Ladies. Ladies.

1363
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:11,262
Ah, rothko. Oh, Lee krasner. Miro...

1364
01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:17,268
[Fletch] Ladies.

1365
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,395
[The countess screams]

1366
01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:24,734
- [Fletch] Ladies.
- Where's Frida kahlo?

1367
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:28,571
Owen, who are these loud Italians?

1368
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:31,699
Tatiana, thanks for coming.

1369
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:32,783
Oh, shit.

1370
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:36,329
[Laughs] What? Frank!

1371
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,496
Frank? That's Ralph.

1372
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,457
He's the guy who's been renting my place.

1373
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:41,340
He told me he's frank jaffe
from the sentinel.

1374
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:43,461
Then he came over and interviewed me.

1375
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:45,355
- So there is an explanation.
- [Tatiana] Uh-huh.

1376
01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:47,859
You came over to my wife's house
pretending to be a journalist?

1377
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:50,301
Well, I was a reporter of some repute.

1378
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:52,529
- What are you playing at, bro?
- What is going on here?

1379
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,114
Okay. A lot of balls in the air right now.

1380
01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,283
- Fletch, what did you do now?
- He killed Frida kahlo.

1381
01:13:56,307 --> 01:13:57,600
I knew you were a phony.

1382
01:13:58,184 --> 01:13:59,644
A style editor?

1383
01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:02,205
- He doesn't even know what bespoke means.
- Doesn't even know what bespoke...

1384
01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:03,522
- No.
- The fuck, dude!

1385
01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:05,166
You better be able to explain yourself.

1386
01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,668
Okay. Well, it's not a short explain...

1387
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,778
- [The countess screams]
- [Owen] Jesus! Fuck!

1388
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:10,529
You have got to stop hitting me!

1389
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:13,032
I'm calling the cops
on this piece of shit right now.

1390
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:15,868
Please. Ask for inspector Morris Monroe.
He's a smart guy.

1391
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,078
You can use my name.

1392
01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,955
Which one? Fletch? Frank? Ralph?

1393
01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,957
[Angela] Owen, stop! Stop!
Everybody calm down!

1394
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,124
Hey, hey, basta.

1395
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:24,293
You! Yes.

1396
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,128
Put your phone down. Yes.

1397
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:29,298
Let's all take a breath. Listen to me.

1398
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,802
Fletch has been investigating the murder.

1399
01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:36,806
I'm sure that's why
he was at your house, Tatiana.

1400
01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,309
Oh, wow. What smells so good?

1401
01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:42,603
Wow. Are you guys doing a seder?

1402
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:43,813
Eve, you're here.

1403
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:45,415
- Who is this?
- Of course you're here.

1404
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,733
- Why are you here? And who is this?
- [Grunts]

1405
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:52,071
I don't know. We met on the street,
and he asked to come up and see you.

1406
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,073
- I let him in. [Chuckles]
- [Fletch] Cool.

1407
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,282
Are you innin Fletcher?

1408
01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:56,575
Yes, I am.

1409
01:14:58,411 --> 01:14:59,704
- Whoa!
- [Screams]

1410
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,872
I mean, no, I'm not.
I always get that wrong.

1411
01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:03,582
My name is Bart Robinson.

1412
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,544
I was engaged to marry Laurel goodwin.

1413
01:15:06,627 --> 01:15:07,795
[Barks, whines]

1414
01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:09,678
Okay. Hey, buddy.
No one's getting shot today.

1415
01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:11,716
Let's get you sobered up.

1416
01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:13,652
- Get some coffee in you.
- Please. You come to Sylvia.

1417
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,178
This is Sylvia.
She's gonna get you some nice food.

1418
01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:18,305
- We'll be okay.
- [Bart] What kind of food?

1419
01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:21,100
[Fletch] Get you a bite to eat.
We're gonna take care of ya.

1420
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:24,353
What is that? Owen, is that oxy?

1421
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:26,197
- I have a prescription.
- Right now? Really?

1422
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:29,608
Owen, I told you.
Booze and pills, it's a bad road.

1423
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:32,028
- People love you, Owen.
- Oh, Eve.

1424
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:35,156
- [Angela] Oh!
- [Tatiana] Owen!

1425
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,492
Owen, you didn't sign the fucking paper!

1426
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:41,537
That dog is make pip/on the carpet.

1427
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:44,707
- [Mignon whines]
- Oh, yeah. She's hungry.

1428
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:45,833
[Text tone chimes]

1429
01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:50,671
[Exhales] Um, I have to go.

1430
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:53,466
- Wait, what? Why?
- [The countess] Ah, bravo.

1431
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:56,802
Fletch, this is something
I need to do right now.

1432
01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,429
And I will not be cross-examined.

1433
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,222
- Let it out, buddy.
- [Crying]

1434
01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:02,099
Let it out. Let it out.

1435
01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:03,934
[Angela] You are being impossible.

1436
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,561
[Groans] This is delicious.

1437
01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:08,397
Are you really not gonna tell me anything?

1438
01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:12,985
- Andy, don't do this.
- You're on thin ice, fletch.

1439
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:15,071
[Driver] Angela, right?

1440
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:16,655
I'm on thin ice?

1441
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:50,189
[Indistinct talking]

1442
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:18,676
[Thunder rumbling]

1443
01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,210
[Grunts] God.

1444
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:58,591
Mr. Horan, lovely to see you.

1445
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:00,634
So, uh, it's last call at the clubhouse.

1446
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,155
- Oh, well. We'd better hurry.
- Yeah, you gotta... better get in there.

1447
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,323
- You know, if they're closed, there's...
- Cheers. Thank you.

1448
01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:06,599
Must be scuppers...

1449
01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:48,307
- Hey, commodore.
- Hey, Ron.

1450
01:18:58,651 --> 01:18:59,652
[Indistinct talking]

1451
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,946
Shit.

1452
01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:04,740
[Angela] You still haven't explained
why you were avoiding me.

1453
01:19:04,823 --> 01:19:08,619
[Horan] I was not avoiding you.
I was trying to protect you.

1454
01:19:08,702 --> 01:19:10,454
[Angela] You lie some fucking bullshit.

1455
01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,164
Do you really expect me to believe that?

1456
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:15,251
[Horan] Angela, I told you.
I am under investigation.

1457
01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:18,420
People are watching my every move.

1458
01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:19,838
[Angela] Oh, come on, Ronald!

1459
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:24,134
You could have found a way to let me know
you sold two of my paintings!

1460
01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:28,310
- [Fletch] Oops.
- [Horan] What on earth is...?

1461
01:19:30,224 --> 01:19:31,350
Mr. Locke.

1462
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,811
- Fletch?
- Hi. [Exhales deeply]

1463
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,063
What are you doing here?

1464
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:38,399
You know, I was worried.
I'm a... I'm a worrier.

1465
01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:41,402
You don't need to worry.
The paintings are here.

1466
01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:42,486
We can save menti.

1467
01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:44,363
Come on. You're like a wet dog.

1468
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:47,449
[Sighs] Stupid shoes.

1469
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,827
Ronald was my professor in Harvard.

1470
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:51,078
He was also my lover.

1471
01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:54,925
[Fletch] You know what?
Don't look so proud.

1472
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,959
She doesn't have
the best record at picking guys.

1473
01:19:57,042 --> 01:20:00,170
So you stole the paintings
and gave them to him to sell?

1474
01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:01,839
They're rightfully mine.

1475
01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:03,299
But before I met you,

1476
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,926
Ronald stopped returning
my calls or my emails.

1477
01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:08,450
So I was surprised when you told me
he had sold two paintings.

1478
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:10,806
I always intended
to keep my bargain with you.

1479
01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,892
I was just very concerned
that I was being surveilled.

1480
01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:16,020
I'll take your word for it, Ronald.

1481
01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:17,706
[Horan] I did a little digging, you know.

1482
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,982
It would appear
that your father's art collection

1483
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,568
was all looted during world war ii.

1484
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:25,279
If they belong to anyone,
it's probably the Italian republic.

1485
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:27,614
Okay, wait.
Was Owen tasserly in your class?

1486
01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:31,160
Yes. We were both in Ronald's class.
Why does that matter?

1487
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:33,954
What is your obsession with Owen tasserly?

1488
01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:36,915
You lied to me about tasserly
and I think I know why.

1489
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:39,877
- What are you talking about?
- Owen goes to Europe all the time.

1490
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,921
So he clearly helped you steal
the paintings from your father's villa.

1491
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:45,549
Then Laurel goodwin found out
and he killed her.

1492
01:20:45,632 --> 01:20:49,595
But instead of turning tasserly in for
that, you decided to let me take the fall.

1493
01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:52,181
Because all you care about
is your paintings.

1494
01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:54,933
There's video of Owen and Laurel
on the night of the murder.

1495
01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:57,186
The cops thought it was me
because of my Lakers hat.

1496
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,269
You're the only one that knows
about my Lakers hat.

1497
01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:03,192
So you are an accessory
to murder and a liar, Andy!

1498
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,111
And a cold-hearted snake.

1499
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,529
- [Horan clears throat]
- What?

1500
01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:09,823
- Okay.
- [Gasps}

1501
01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:14,078
uh... okay, I was wrong.

1502
01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:16,789
- Um, you're not the bad guy.
- [Sighs]

1503
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,207
He's the bad guy.

1504
01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:20,709
Shit. Can I take this back?
Can I take any of that back?

1505
01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:21,668
Put these on.

1506
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,629
- [Grunts]
- Okay. Can you... one second.

1507
01:21:24,755 --> 01:21:26,715
Okay, I'm very sorry. Uh, I was wrong.

1508
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:28,985
And... but you have to admit,
it was a pretty good theory.

1509
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:30,609
- I just missed a couple of...
- Shut up!

1510
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,097
Really! [Groans]

1511
01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:37,267
Ronald, what are you doing?

1512
01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:39,144
I was in a bad spot.

1513
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,564
You shouldn't have sent fletch
to shake the tree.

1514
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:45,150
Why did you kill Laurel goodwin?

1515
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:46,777
I researched you, fletch.

1516
01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:49,196
You're a decent investigative reporter.

1517
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:52,032
I couldn't run the risk of you
nosing around in my business.

1518
01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:54,034
I needed you out of the picture.

1519
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,203
I guess I'm flattered.

1520
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:58,330
[Horan]
Inspector Monroe came to see me today.

1521
01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,499
That's when I decided
I had to leave the country

1522
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,377
with the paintings
and tie up the loose ends.

1523
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:05,730
How did you know about my Lakers hat?

1524
01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:08,799
Mmm. Murderers get to keep some secrets.

1525
01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:13,887
Now, put on the handcuffs.

1526
01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:16,181
You weren't planning to take us out to sea

1527
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,600
and tie us up together
and push us overboard, were you?

1528
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,578
I was already prepared
to commit one murder tonight.

1529
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:22,202
What makes you think I won't commit two?

1530
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:23,939
Oops.

1531
01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:25,822
[Breathes heavily]
Ronald, stop this bullshit!

1532
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,568
- [Speaks Italian]
- [In English] Yeah!

1533
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:31,488
Shh, shh, shh. You raise your voice again,
I'll just put on some very loud music.

1534
01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:32,656
Can I pick it please?

1535
01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:34,575
'Cause the edm... just anything else.

1536
01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:36,702
Dixieland jazz... [stammers] Bluegrass.

1537
01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:38,078
Put on the handcuffs, asshole.

1538
01:22:38,162 --> 01:22:39,204
You're sick!

1539
01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:41,165
He hasn't had a cold in over 20 years.

1540
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:42,976
- I should shoot you now.
- [Commodore] Ronnie!

1541
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,793
- Help! Help! Help!
- Help! He's got a gun!

1542
01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:46,587
- [Loud edm music plays]
- Ronnie!

1543
01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:48,714
What the hell are you doing down there?

1544
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,257
- Ah!
- [Angela screams]

1545
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:52,384
[Grunts]

1546
01:22:55,345 --> 01:22:56,889
[Screams] Oh, no!

1547
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:58,098
[Gunshofl

1548
01:22:58,182 --> 01:22:59,933
[Angela screams, pants]

1549
01:23:12,696 --> 01:23:14,323
[Music stops]

1550
01:23:17,618 --> 01:23:18,619
Hi, fletch.

1551
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:19,745
[Breathes shakily]

1552
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:20,829
Uh, hi.

1553
01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:28,086
Uh, so, the scotch
should be a fine single malt.

1554
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,840
Again, it's a hospital,
but we'll see what we can do.

1555
01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:33,258
What about beer?

1556
01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:37,262
- Edibles make me gassy.
- I wouldn't know.

1557
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,573
Horan's boat is that big green...

1558
01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:39,877
Turned into a pretty nice night.

1559
01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:42,848
From a weather standpoint.

1560
01:23:44,728 --> 01:23:46,396
Sorry. No paintings.

1561
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,440
What? No, no, no, that can't be.

1562
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:49,816
We checked everywhere.

1563
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,920
We cut open the mattresses,
ripped out the paneling.

1564
01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,821
- There are no paintings on that boat.
- That is impossible.

1565
01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:56,990
Wait. Uh, how did you find me here?

1566
01:23:57,074 --> 01:23:59,701
Well, when there was
the incident here last night,

1567
01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:01,912
I put together that horan owned the boat

1568
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:05,123
and that we found you
parked in front of his gallery.

1569
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:07,209
Well, I put that together.

1570
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:09,211
Well, yes, I-I know that, griz,

1571
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:13,340
but when I say 'i", I mean...
Griz... griz put that together.

1572
01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:14,967
So I went to see horan,

1573
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,678
and there was something
about him that just made me suspicious.

1574
01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:21,056
So we did some digging and found out
that he was heavily in debt

1575
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:24,309
and being investigated
for a false insurance claim.

1576
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:26,395
[Fletch] Mmm. Mm-hmm. I also found that.

1577
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:28,981
- [Stammers] Griz put that together.
- Just saying.

1578
01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,357
And that's when it hit me.

1579
01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,571
Horan killed Laurel goodwin.

1580
01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:40,284
Went to go arrest him. He wasn't there,
and we had a hunch that he might be here.

1581
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:43,370
How did you connect him
to Laurel's murder?

1582
01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,789
- He's always sanitizing his hands.
- [Griz] Mmm.

1583
01:24:45,872 --> 01:24:50,377
And he had the cups for the ink pens,
clean and dirty.

1584
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:51,753
- Germophobe.
- Germophobe.

1585
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,257
Yeah. So, take a look at this right here.
Look at this video. Look at the very end.

1586
01:25:01,471 --> 01:25:04,641
- Oh, look there.
- Uh, what? I don't 3...

1587
01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:07,686
He jerks his hand back
because she touches his bare skin.

1588
01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:09,479
- Germophobe.
- Germophobe.

1589
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:11,481
But that man has black hair.

1590
01:25:12,065 --> 01:25:14,067
Found this cheap black hair dye.

1591
01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:17,821
So how did he know who I really was?
That I wear a Lakers hat?

1592
01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:21,199
Do you remember a picture of you
from an article from la repubblica?

1593
01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:23,452
Sure.

1594
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,499
- I was wearing my lucky hat.
- Mm-hmm.

1595
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,294
And I zoomed with horan.
Wow, I am an idiot.

1596
01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:34,546
- Thank you.
- Yep. Finally, a consensus.

1597
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:37,507
Okay, but why Laurel goodwin? Why her?

1598
01:25:37,591 --> 01:25:40,719
Laurel goodwin was auditing
horan's class at Harvard.

1599
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:45,182
Horan had installed some art in
tasserly's town house. So, he had a key.

1600
01:25:45,265 --> 01:25:47,809
He feigned interest in
miss goodwin's career to lure her there.

1601
01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:50,187
- She was just a convenient victim.
- [Angela gasps]

1602
01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,773
- He wanted to frame fletch.
- Oh, god. Poor woman.

1603
01:25:53,690 --> 01:25:54,816
That bastard!

1604
01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,529
He was going to kill me, too. [Gasps]

1605
01:26:03,533 --> 01:26:05,494
- I'm gonna head back to the station.
- Yep.

1606
01:26:07,746 --> 01:26:11,458
Well, let me just say
I'm glad that we finally solved this case.

1607
01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:15,837
Together. [Exhales deeply]

1608
01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:18,006
- We?
- [Fletch] We.

1609
01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:19,758
We three.

1610
01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:25,764
- Mmm.
- [Grunts] We solved the case.

1611
01:26:25,847 --> 01:26:27,849
- Well, we.
- [Monroe] No, no, no, no.

1612
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:31,228
You came barefoot into my office
and woke up my child

1613
01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:33,605
with a list of suspects
that horan wasn't even on!

1614
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,000
- I don't know about that.
- You got your ass kicked on the boat

1615
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,402
and almost got shot in the face.
That's what you did.

1616
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,405
I'm gonna go to the car.

1617
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,573
I'm gonna miss us.

1618
01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:46,368
But you know, only you could have
snuck in a place like this

1619
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:48,078
and been able to just blend in.

1620
01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:50,914
They'd never let me in a place like this.

1621
01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:54,459
- And I'm an inspector.
- Yeah, I know.

1622
01:26:55,502 --> 01:26:56,503
'Cause you're Jewish.

1623
01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:58,338
It's not right.

1624
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:00,924
I 'Chaim.

1625
01:27:03,927 --> 01:27:06,096
Okay, Andy, why didn't you just
come clean with me?

1626
01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:09,015
This all would have gone so much easier
had I known the whole story.

1627
01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:13,311
I couldn't trust you
with all the information.

1628
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:14,396
Why?

1629
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:18,775
Because, like you said, you're an idiot.

1630
01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:20,736
So you were just using me this whole time?

1631
01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:22,279
No, fletch.

1632
01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:25,866
It's just that I fall in love with idiots.

1633
01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:28,869
I may be an idiot, but I saved your life.

1634
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:30,996
You didn't.

1635
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:33,457
That girl, she saved both of our lives.

1636
01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:34,916
- Well...
- What was her name?

1637
01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:37,419
Grizzly.

1638
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:40,172
Actually, you know what?
I never did get her...

1639
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:41,339
Hold on one second.

1640
01:27:41,423 --> 01:27:43,925
- [Grunts scoffs]
- ["Moanin" ' playing]

1641
01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:46,720
Oh, this is a fun song.

1642
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,014
Griz, one last thing.

1643
01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:52,017
I never got your real name.
I-I gotta know.

1644
01:27:53,435 --> 01:27:56,188
It's Griselda.
And I'm not ashamed of my name, fletch.

1645
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,874
You shouldn't be ashamed of yours either.

1646
01:27:57,898 --> 01:27:59,149
Thanks.

1647
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:01,252
There's a lot of other things
you could be ashamed of.

1648
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,695
Like your arrogance,
your white privilege, your feet.

1649
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:07,199
Okay, well, um, thank you
for saving my ass, Griselda.

1650
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:08,784
- Mm-hmm.
- And if I could just say...

1651
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,702
- Hands off the car, fletch.
- [Tires peal]

1652
01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:25,801
[Line ringing]

1653
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:28,845
[Frank] The fuck do you want?

1654
01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:31,473
Hi, frank. You still want that exclusive?

1655
01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:47,280
[Doorbell rings]

1656
01:28:50,116 --> 01:28:52,077
[Door buzzing]

1657
01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:56,081
[Sighs]

1658
01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:57,165
[Door closes]

1659
01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:58,834
Menti, how are you, my friend?

1660
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,085
Buongiorno, fletch.

1661
01:29:01,753 --> 01:29:02,921
How were the Canary Islands?

1662
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:06,091
Ah. You arranged everything splendidly.

1663
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,175
Hmm.

1664
01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:09,052
Well, it turns out,

1665
01:29:10,262 --> 01:29:11,930
the countess actually loves you.

1666
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,849
She was even able to forgive Angela.

1667
01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,267
She's a remarkable woman.

1668
01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:16,393
That she is.

1669
01:29:16,476 --> 01:29:19,771
And in Angela's defense,
she didn't know about the murder.

1670
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,732
I think she stole the paintings
so the countess couldn't have them.

1671
01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:24,734
I think she resents sharing your love.

1672
01:29:24,818 --> 01:29:26,319
Where are the ladies now?

1673
01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:28,029
They are spending your money.

1674
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,365
[Chuckles]

1675
01:29:30,448 --> 01:29:34,327
So I have your paintings in a Van
in a garage very near here.

1676
01:29:34,411 --> 01:29:37,080
I had a thought. Why don't you keep them?

1677
01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:39,749
You can't be serious.

1678
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:42,836
It is better for my family
if the paintings stay away.

1679
01:29:42,919 --> 01:29:44,963
Are you absolutely sure about that?

1680
01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:49,885
The paintings are worth roughly...
A shitload.

1681
01:29:51,177 --> 01:29:53,722
They were stolen by the fascisti
in the first place.

1682
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:56,099
They always made me feel guilty.

1683
01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:59,853
- Grazie.
- Grazie right back to you.

1684
01:30:00,854 --> 01:30:02,606
Angela is my daughter.

1685
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:04,983
I can forgive her. Can you?

1686
01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:06,067
Well, I would have,

1687
01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:09,029
but she, uh, dumped me.

1688
01:30:10,155 --> 01:30:12,657
She dumped you. [Laughs]

1689
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:14,743
Maybe someday I will understand...

1690
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:17,996
The sex from behind.

1691
01:30:18,079 --> 01:30:19,289
Che cosa?

1692
01:30:19,372 --> 01:30:21,583
My Italian is very good.

1693
01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:24,544
[Angela, the countess laugh]

1694
01:30:24,628 --> 01:30:27,672
[Screams] Ll/lio dio/

1695
01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,716
- papa?
- Sei una visione?

1696
01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:31,384
I'm not a ghost, my darling.

1697
01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:32,761
- [Angela] Papa!
- Ang.

1698
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,471
[Speaks Italian]

1699
01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:35,847
I'm fine. I am fine.

1700
01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:37,766
I-I have a confession for you both.

1701
01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:38,934
[Speaks in Italian]

1702
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:41,061
[The count] We make believe my kidnapping

1703
01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:42,663
- so that we...
- [Countess] Why you do that?

1704
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:44,731
[Count]
To discover who take the paintings.

1705
01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:46,274
We decide it's best to...

1706
01:30:53,531 --> 01:30:55,116
Slow mo Monroe.

1707
01:30:57,869 --> 01:30:59,120
Don't you have any other cases?

1708
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:01,748
- No, I solved them all.
- Yeah? Mazel.

1709
01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:04,751
Oh, I got something for your son.
I was gonna send it to your office.

1710
01:31:06,211 --> 01:31:07,212
Huh.

1711
01:31:10,590 --> 01:31:13,593
I mean, is that adorable?

1712
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:15,428
My wife will love it.

1713
01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:16,763
Did you find the paintings yet?

1714
01:31:16,846 --> 01:31:19,349
No, but city and highway cops
are on the lookout

1715
01:31:19,432 --> 01:31:22,644
for a '98 turquoise Ford econoline Van.

1716
01:31:22,727 --> 01:31:25,313
Plates Victor-Gary-2-7-0-Sam.

1717
01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:27,941
Apparently registered to an I.M. Fletcher.

1718
01:31:28,024 --> 01:31:30,527
I gave that Van away, so...

1719
01:31:30,610 --> 01:31:32,278
So you're telling me if we stop that Van,

1720
01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:34,322
we're not gonna find
the count's stolen paintings?

1721
01:31:34,364 --> 01:31:36,241
You are one relentless guy, Morris.

1722
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,760
You would have made a good reporter.

1723
01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:38,952
Mmm, mmm, mmm. No.

1724
01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:42,789
I don't know who people hate more,
cops or reporters.

1725
01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:45,417
It's cops.

1726
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,335
["Halfway right, halfway wrong" playing]

1727
01:31:47,419 --> 01:31:48,712
Bye.

1728
01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:50,714
[Car rental worker]
Enterprise exotic car rental

1729
01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:53,883
[fletch] Oh, hi. Yeah, listen.
Uh, lhad a family emergency come up

1730
01:31:53,967 --> 01:31:55,844
and I can't return the car in person.

1731
01:31:55,927 --> 01:31:58,888
So lparked it in an alleyway
right ofi' of utica there

1732
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:01,409
and, uh, you wouldn't believe it,
somebody stole the license plates.

1733
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:03,101
Oh my goodness.

1734
01:32:03,184 --> 01:32:04,954
- So someone can just pick that up.
- Well, sir.

1735
01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:06,658
You're gonna have to file a police report.

1736
01:32:06,730 --> 01:32:09,330
Yeah, I'm sorry. You're, uh, breaking...
You're breaking up there.

1737
01:32:11,151 --> 01:32:12,610
J” stars align j”

1738
01:32:13,653 --> 01:32:15,905
j” you're halfi/va y wrong j”

1739
01:32:16,573 --> 01:32:19,200
-j” and I'm halfi/va y right j”
-[Horn honks]

1740
01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:22,704
J” / 'm halfway right
you're halfi/va y wrong j”

1741
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:26,082
j” / 'm halfway right
you're halfi/va y wrong j”

1742
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:27,917
j” oh, yeah, yeah... j”

1743
01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:31,838
[chuckles] Menti.

1744
01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:34,299
Countess de grassi.

1745
01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:37,343
This came for you.

1746
01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:39,804
Only one?

1747
01:32:40,346 --> 01:32:44,059
[Chuckles] Fletch. You're a piece of shit.

1748
01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:50,690
I-I think that's, uh, munch.

1749
01:32:52,942 --> 01:32:54,360
No way this shit's real.

1750
01:32:56,279 --> 01:33:00,158
J” / would live overa thousand years j”

1751
01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:06,081
j” / will see, see a thousand sights j”

1752
01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:12,545
j” you're halfi/va y wrong
and I'm halfi/va y right j”

1753
01:33:13,338 --> 01:33:14,672
j” I'm halfway right... j”

1754
01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:16,466
that's gorgeous, mignon.

1755
01:33:16,549 --> 01:33:19,594
J” I'm halfway right, you're wrong j”

1756
01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:23,556
j” / 'm halfway right
you're halfi/va y wrong j”

1757
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:28,895
j” I'm halfway right, yeah j”

1758
01:33:28,978 --> 01:33:32,273
j” oh, yeah, yeah, heyj”

1759
01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:38,488
[podcaster]
As a boy, edgaran'hur tharp Jr.

1760
01:33:38,571 --> 01:33:42,534
Covered his walls with pictures
he'd torn out of books and magazmes

1761
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:44,786
of cowboys, Indians, bufi'alo...

1762
01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:46,871
[Phone ringing]

1763
01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:48,581
[Sighs]

1764
01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:52,085
Hi, frank.

1765
01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:54,963
[Frank] Why did you send me
that ugly fucking painting?

1766
01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:56,206
I just threw it in the trash.

1767
01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:57,423
You're welcome.

1768
01:33:57,507 --> 01:33:59,235
- Where are you right now?
- None of your business.

1769
01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:00,343
I need you for a story.

1770
01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:02,929
There's a shit show going on
over at march news corp.

1771
01:34:03,012 --> 01:34:06,933
Old man march is retiring abruptly
and he's putting his idiot son in charge.

1772
01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:09,185
I need you to go to Chicago
as soon as pass...

1773
01:34:09,269 --> 01:34:10,830
Let me just stop you right there, frank.

1774
01:34:10,854 --> 01:34:13,398
I am still officially retired
from investigative reporting

1775
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:15,709
and there's no amount of money
that could change my mind.

1776
01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:18,444
Well, that's perfect because this pays
roughly no amount of money.

1777
01:34:18,528 --> 01:34:20,905
Come on, fletch. Aren't you bored?

1778
01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:22,907
Not yet. Bye-bye.

1779
01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:24,551
[Frank] Wait, wait, wait. Don'thang up.

1780
01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:26,369
Oh, and that ugly fucking painting,

1781
01:34:26,452 --> 01:34:28,389
you might wanna have it appraised
before you throw it away.

1782
01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:29,539
[Frank] What? What?

1783
01:34:29,622 --> 01:34:30,999
-Larry./ -[Larry] What?

1784
01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:32,584
[Frank] Where's the trash? Give me...

1785
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:36,212
[Breathes deeply]

1786
01:38:27,276 --> 01:38:28,486
[Fletch] Five stars.