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<i>- Anastasia.</i>

2
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<i>Anastasia,
if you can hear me,</i>

3
00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,006
<i>send us a sign.</i>

4
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<i>[eerie music]</i>

5
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[table shakes]
[all gasp]

6
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We have a visitor.

7
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

8
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- My hair!

9
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- Um, what the fuck?

10
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- Okay, demon, it's time for--

11
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[gasps loudly]

12
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- Ah!

13
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- Ah!

14
00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,461
- Shammy...

15
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- [indistinct]
- [screams]

16
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- [as demon]
<i>Felicem vesperam sanctam!</i>

17
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[all scream]

18
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You bitches are so fucked.

19
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- We never should've
played that fucking game!

20
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<i>all: ♪ I-I-I-I ♪</i>

21
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<i>♪ I want you back ♪</i>

22
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<i>["I Want You Back" by N'SYNC]</i>

23
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[all laugh]

24
00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:50,917
- Oh.
- Oh, watch out!

25
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- Move.

26
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- Don't get your outfit dirty,
Joshy.

27
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We need it to look good
for the fall lip sync.

28
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You guys, look.

29
00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,026
Jeremy Fischbein
is so freaking hot.

30
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[squeals]

31
00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:02,796
- That's a sign for fingering.

32
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He totally wants to shag you,
Erica.

33
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- Yeah, baby, yeah.
It's N'SYNC.

34
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Hey, Erica.

35
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Your costume is smoshing.

36
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- Thanks, Fischbein.

37
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You too.

38
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And cool impression.

39
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[chuckles nervously]

40
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Anyway, later.
- Yeah, okay, see ya.

41
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[both squeal]

42
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- That was the sexiest fucking
thing I've ever seen!

43
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- Oh, wait,
let's do a dance to celebrate.

44
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- Ooh, yeah.
- Six, seven, eight.

45
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[all vocalizing dance beats]

46
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<i>- ♪ Tell me what to do now ♪</i>

47
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- Go Andy, go Andy.

48
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- Yeah.
- Go Andy.

49
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<i>- ♪ You back ♪</i>

50
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- What's this house
dressed as, a nightmare?

51
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- Big house, big candy.

52
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- I don't know.
It's pretty old--

53
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too much stone.
- And freaky.

54
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- Who's gonna do it?

55
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- I'll do it, you wimps.

56
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Lame.

57
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I say we peace out
of this biatch--

58
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- [shouts] What's up?
[all scream]

59
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- Chillax, homies.
Welcome to my "crib."

60
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Sorry to say
I'm fresh out of sweets.

61
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- Th-that's okay.

62
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We should probably
get back to my house anyway.

63
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- Yeah.
- No, no, no!

64
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[giggles nervously]
I can't let you leave

65
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empty-handed--

66
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not a group like this--

67
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so sweet, so innocent,

68
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so close.

69
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

70
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I know!

71
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How 'bout a book?
[gasps]

72
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- A book?

73
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Jesus, I wanted Warheads,
not fucking homework.

74
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- Happy Halloween.

75
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[chuckles]
Get out.

76
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

77
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- Oh, hey, I'll trade.
- Yeah.

78
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- What is this thing anyway?

79
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- "M.A.S.H."
by Stacy Friendship?

80
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- It's an activity book.

81
00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,882
What does that weirdo think,
we're eight?

82
00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,551
- Hey, I know "M.A.S.H."

83
00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,253
It's that
predict-your-future game.

84
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Ooh, it has a poem.

85
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- I wanna read it.

86
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[thunder booms]
- Mansion, apartment,

87
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shack, or house,

88
00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,795
predict your job,
predict your spouse.

89
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They key is in
what friendship takes--

90
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- Can you predict
when you're gonna die?

91
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Gel pen me.

92
00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,103
- Hey, I'm doing my own.
- Oh, I wanna go first!

93
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- Hey!
- No, stop.

94
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

95
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<i>- Okay, I'm gonna live in
a shack with Jeremy Fischbein.</i>

96
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- Mm.
- And have 100 kids.

97
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<i>[laughter]</i>

98
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<i>- I'm gonna live in a mansion.</i>

99
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I'm gonna marry Joey Fatone.

100
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<i>- Oh, you go, girl.
- Oh, Joey.</i>

101
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<i>[laughter]
- I'm gonna live in a house.</i>

102
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<i>- So I'm gonna live
in an apartment.</i>

103
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- And I'm going to
become a cult leader!

104
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<i>- I'm gonna be a pro wrestler.
- I will have a pet snake.</i>

105
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<i>- The world record
for the longest nails.</i>

106
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<i>- And I will be
a gravedigger.</i>

107
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- Yeah.
- I could see that.

108
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- And finally,
I'm going to die by--

109
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[thunder booms]
Hey, stop.

110
00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,177
You smudged my board.
- Sorry, it's lights out.

111
00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,479
all: Aw.
- Nighty night, N'SYNC.

112
00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,214
- It's okay--
I know exactly

113
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what our real futures will be--

114
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BFFs forever.
Core Three for life.

115
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all: Core Three for life!
Core Three for life!

116
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- Core Three?
Learn how to count, morons.

117
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all: Core Three for life!
Core Three for life!

118
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<i>Core Three for life!
Core Three for life!</i>

119
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<i>Core Three for life!</i>

120
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<i>- ♪ What'chu doin? ♪</i>

121
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<i>- ♪ Nothin',
chillin' at the Holiday Inn ♪</i>

122
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<i>- ♪ Who you with? ♪
- ♪ Me and my peeps ♪</i>

123
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<i>♪ Thought you'd bring
over your friends ♪</i>

124
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<i>- ♪ What we gon' do? ♪
- ♪ Feel on each other ♪</i>

125
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<i>♪ And sip on some Hen ♪</i>

126
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<i>♪ One thing
leading to another ♪</i>

127
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<i>♪ Let the party begin ♪
- ♪ What'chu doin'? ♪</i>

128
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<i>- ♪ Nothin',
chillin' at the Holiday Inn ♪</i>

129
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<i>- ♪ Who you with? ♪
- ♪ Me and my peeps ♪</i>

130
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<i>♪ Thought you'd bring
over your friends ♪</i>

131
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<i>["Holidae In" by Chingy
feat. Snoop Dogg and Ludacris]</i>

132
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- [giggles]
[smacks lips]

133
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[phone chimes]

134
00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,258
- Hmm.

135
00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,394
Hi, welcome to Sub Conscious.

136
00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,295
Do you want something?
I can make it.

137
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Rrrrramon can make it.

138
00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,732
Sorry I rolled the R.
I know you don't like it.

139
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[phone dings]
- Ugh.

140
00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:05,371
Candace Nicaragua, I simp
for that cake, you bitch!

141
00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:06,639
- [squeals]
- You don't even sweat!

142
00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,608
- Um, yeah, 'cause it's gross.

143
00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,276
Yeah,
sweating's for millennials.

144
00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,744
Cheugy, sweaty fucks.

145
00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:12,879
- Millennials?
Ew!

146
00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,514
[both laugh]
They, like, remember

147
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where they were during 9/11.

148
00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,617
- Ew.
- That's so gross.

149
00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,185
You got it, girl.
Low--

150
00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,054
[screams]
[both squeal]

151
00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,955
<i>[jaunty music]</i>

152
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- Erica Greenspan!

153
00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,693
- [sighs] Hi, Phoebe.

154
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- Look at you, and not on Zoom!

155
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- [robotic voice]
But still waiting for host

156
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to start meeting.
- Welcome to the best coast.

157
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I'm glad you're sitting down.

158
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I really am,
because are you ready for this?

159
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- I don't know, am I?

160
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[gasps]

161
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Oh, my God, that's my logo.

162
00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,873
- Yeah.
- You like it?

163
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- Uh, adore.
- [laughs]

164
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That's so great!

165
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Um, this is probably very
clear,

166
00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,916
but I modeled
the logo on the leaf

167
00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,584
of the Brazilian herb
you used...

168
00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,852
- Really?
- To give your tea

169
00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,854
the sensation of cocaine
without the cocaine.

170
00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,256
- Well,
that is the Gravi-tea promise.

171
00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:58,491
Cocaine!
- It's weird--

172
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I couldn't find
anything about it online,

173
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so I reached out to a South
American horticulturist and--

174
00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,630
- [laughing] Whoa, okay.
That's a lot.

175
00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,898
- Oh, wow, I'm going, like--

176
00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,667
- For a little green drawing?
[laughs]

177
00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,769
- Yeah, I guess I'm a nerd.
- Oh, no.

178
00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,938
You've got this,
like, rock star mentality

179
00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,773
I feel like
no one else here has.

180
00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,675
- [chuckles]
- It's honestly exactly why

181
00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,643
I fired the entire
design team on a mass email.

182
00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,779
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, and I had to have you

183
00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,380
come here IRL.
- [coughs]

184
00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,648
- In real life.

185
00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,884
- Hey, uh, Phoebe.
Uh, just circling back

186
00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,586
on my idea to swap out
the ping-pong tables

187
00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,620
with an axe-throwing station.

188
00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,688
- Oh, my God, I love it.

189
00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,156
- Yeah.
- And you know what else

190
00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,091
is a great idea, is, like,
you paying the legal bills

191
00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:34,427
for the unpaid intern
who gets his dick chopped off.

192
00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,295
Isn't that fun?
Do it.

193
00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:39,132
Go, make it happen.

194
00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,399
That's my cousin, Lenny.

195
00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,201
He ate my grandpa's cigarettes
for years.

196
00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,704
He's still actually
on the design team.

197
00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,607
Well, I hope that you--
and especially, I hope,

198
00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,075
your little
Brooklyn boyfriend--

199
00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,944
love the sunny weather here,
because I'm feelin' it.

200
00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,613
- Oh, Ben's here
all the time for work.

201
00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,015
He loves it out here
and my family's here

202
00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,650
and all my best friends
from growing up.

203
00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,020
- Oh, my God, you're still
tight with your old crew?

204
00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,022
Ugh, the only way I stay in
touch with my high school squad

205
00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:04,957
is through, like,
stupid memes and shit.

206
00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,026
[laughs]
- [laughs nervously]

207
00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,761
Yeah, that's
fucking dumb as shit...

208
00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,463
- [laughing] Yeah.
- [laughs nervously]

209
00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,831
- You know what?

210
00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,399
We're having a Halloween party
here tomorrow,

211
00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:14,634
and I want you there.

212
00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,102
The whole Gravi-Team
is gonna be here--

213
00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,838
might be the perfect
opportunity to officially spill

214
00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,007
a little tea
to the rest of the floor.

215
00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,241
- [giggles]

216
00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,209
Oh!

217
00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:29,215
- For fuck's sake, Lenny.
- Spooky season, baby!

218
00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,817
[laughs]
- I swear to God,

219
00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,351
if your mom didn't give us
our seed money,

220
00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,187
I'd fucking--I'd kill him.

221
00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,589
I'd literally kill him.
I have a plan.

222
00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,457
<i>[rock music]</i>

223
00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:39,859
<i>- [laughs]
Wait, do you know</i>

224
00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:43,095
who Benicio Del Toro is?
- Um, yeah.

225
00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,031
[laughs]
- I don't.

226
00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,132
- Why would you bring that up
if you--

227
00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,366
- [screams]

228
00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:50,670
Core Three is in the building!

229
00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,505
[all scream]

230
00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,806
- Hello!
- Oh, my God!

231
00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,608
- It's a unicorn!
- It is!

232
00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:57,410
- Oh, my gosh!
- Please, I was here,

233
00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,712
like, two years ago for
Izzy's third birthday party.

234
00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,614
- Oh, my God, Izzy's now nine.
- Nine.

235
00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,849
- Nine.
- What?

236
00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,550
That's impossible.
- Oh, my gosh.

237
00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,285
- Yes.
- That makes my baby five.

238
00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:07,620
Oh, sorry.
[chuckles]

239
00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,488
I didn't carry a baby
to full-term.

240
00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:12,191
Um, my business,

241
00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,727
Andy Leonard Fitness--um,
you've probably heard of it.

242
00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,128
[laughs]
- Cool!

243
00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,397
- Uh, yeah, I'm kind of,
like, a brand to the stars.

244
00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:19,765
- Of TikTok.

245
00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,134
- Well, I'm doing
something very special, okay?

246
00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,703
So don't, like, water it down.
- I'm not watering it.

247
00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,304
- No, but don't water it down.
- I'm not watering it down.

248
00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:26,772
- Just say you've heard of it--
- Yeah.

249
00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:28,207
- Just say it's great.
- I don't care about it.

250
00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,276
- Stop talking about it.
- Hey, I have a friggin' idea.

251
00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,878
You guys wanna get drunk?

252
00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,479
- Oh, lemme think about it.
- Let me think...

253
00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:34,513
Um...
- Hmm...

254
00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:35,548
both: Yeah.
- [squeals]

255
00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,682
<i>- ♪ I wanna be bad ♪</i>

256
00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,585
<i>♪ You make that feel so good ♪</i>

257
00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,954
<i>♪ I'm losin' all my cool ♪</i>

258
00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:44,924
<i>♪ I'm about
to break the rules ♪</i>

259
00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,826
<i>♪ I-I wanna be bad ♪</i>

260
00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,228
<i>♪ I wanna be bad with you,
baby ♪</i>

261
00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,263
<i>♪ I-I ♪</i>

262
00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:52,732
- [coughs]

263
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,835
- Ah.
- Whoo!

264
00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,303
- Wait, wait,
do you guys remember

265
00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,639
Senior Lock-In
when it was that magic show,

266
00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,440
and then that one kid
mooned everybody,

267
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,743
and he had a playing card
between his ass cheeks?

268
00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,578
- Oh, my gosh, no.
He was the King of Farts.

269
00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:06,879
What's his name?
It was Letso.

270
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,947
- Wait, no, no, no.
I know this one.

271
00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,749
I gave him a very dry hand job

272
00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,117
at that abandoned summer camp.

273
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,119
- [gasps]
both: Camp Wanabangme!

274
00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:16,155
[laughter]

275
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:20,226
Oh, my God.
You guys, I freakin' miss this.

276
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,094
Okay,
and I don't wanna jinx it,

277
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,529
but I think
after that interview,

278
00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:24,797
you're gonna see
a lot more of me.

279
00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,599
- Yes, get it, queen.

280
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,768
- Fuck yeah,
I knew you'd crush it.

281
00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,670
Literally,
I got a prosperity crystal

282
00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,804
from my psychic neighbor.

283
00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,239
It cost me, like, 1,000 bucks,

284
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,142
and I gave it
a good rubbin' for you.

285
00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,110
Oh, guys,
don't look at me like that.

286
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,646
Shamrock is stupid legit, okay?

287
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:43,549
Just don't Google his name
and the words "Tempe, Arizona."

288
00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,684
- Good choices.
- Oh, come on.

289
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,652
- Paul Dudley!
both: What?

290
00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,854
- King of Farts
was named Paul Dudley.

291
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,223
- Oh, yeah!
- [laughing]

292
00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,591
- Paul Dudley.

293
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,061
- Oh, my God!
My parents are in Palm Springs.

294
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,295
- Ooh.
- Don't you guys wanna spend

295
00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,797
the night at my house?
It'd be so fun!

296
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,998
[both cheer]
- Slumbay!

297
00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,833
I have extra toothbrushes!

298
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,437
- Oh, don't tell me twice.
- Don't tell me once.

299
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,705
[phone chimes]

300
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:06,872
<i>[party music]</i>

301
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,240
- Boy, oh, boy.
- It's mad chilly.

302
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,942
- ♪ A vodka a day
keeps the doctor away ♪

303
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,677
- [laughs]
- Oh, boy.

304
00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,846
- Welcome to my home!
- Oh, boy.

305
00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,314
[both laugh]

306
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,849
- Jinkies.

307
00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:19,552
- I swear I locked this
before I left.

308
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,020
- Okay, Erica, wait.

309
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,788
The manliest person go first,
okay?

310
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,923
- Okay, go.
- That's you.

311
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,393
- That's you.
You know it's you.

312
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,961
Oh, no, a tiny knife.

313
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,096
Oh, that's the key.
- The key.

314
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,197
- Okay.

315
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,200
<i>[eerie music]</i>

316
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,371
<i>♪ ♪</i>

317
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,638
- [whispering] Oh.

318
00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:40,940
- [whispering] What do we do?

319
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,375
[whispering indistinctly]

320
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,809
- [whispering] Vase--the vase.
- Okay.

321
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:48,681
<i>♪ ♪</i>

322
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,649
- What do we do now?

323
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:51,951
- Uh--
- Shit.

324
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,519
- [sighs]
- Okay.

325
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,254
[all scream]
- Oh!

326
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,390
[vase shatters]
[all screaming]

327
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,958
- What the hell
you guys doing here?

328
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,127
You scared the shit out of me,
you fucking virgins.

329
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,429
- I literally have a child.
I've been fucked.

330
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,430
- Right.
- I'm in town

331
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,664
for a job interview,

332
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,999
and these guys
are spending the night.

333
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,667
What are you doing here
besides Pornhubbing

334
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,236
where Grandma
has Thanksgiving turkey?

335
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,171
- Kay, first of all, don't
bring up Grandma when I'm hard.

336
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,906
And second of all,
Mom and Dad didn't tell you

337
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:14,974
I was living here?
- No.

338
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,143
- Classic them.
[chuckles]

339
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,378
I'm sort of in between spots
at the moment.

340
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,048
- Oh, that sucks.
How's everything else, bad too?

341
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,649
- No, things are pretty great.

342
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,886
Yeah, I'm just crushing
the vibe, drowning in poonani.

343
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,754
- Ugh.
- [laughs]

344
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,589
And I got a real sick job
in tech, so...

345
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,925
- Tech support.
You work for a cable company.

346
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,593
- It's the number one
most-called I.T. department

347
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,662
in the country, baby!
- That's not a good thing.

348
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,030
[lights click]
- [gasps] Ah.

349
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,698
- Oh, no,
we're scared of the dark.

350
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,401
[chuckles]
Erica?

351
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,636
- Josh?

352
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,504
- Erica, go reset the breaker,
please.

353
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,339
- No, thank you. You do it.
- Please do.

354
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,874
What do you think,
I'm just gonna wrap this up

355
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,109
'cause you're in here?
I'm busy.

356
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,444
<i>[moaning on laptop]
</i>- Oh, my God.

357
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,680
Okay, I'll do it.
You guys go upstairs.

358
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,048
Don't drop anything else.
I'm sobering up.

359
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,183
- Careful.
- Yeah.

360
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,317
- I think someone
broke something?

361
00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,251
- Yeah.

362
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,621
- Shoot.

363
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:07,860
<i>♪ ♪</i>

364
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:08,828
[clears throat]

365
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:15,935
<i>♪ ♪</i>

366
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,642
- It's just my mom's rack.

367
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:30,382
<i>♪ ♪</i>

368
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,317
[chuckles]

369
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,121
You guys!

370
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,423
Look what I found!
- Oh, my God, M.A.S.H.

371
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,758
I remember
we used to play that!

372
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,894
- Okay, oh, my God.

373
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,863
I'm going to be a plumber.
- [laughs]

374
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,466
- I live in a shack.
I marry Jeremy Fischbein.

375
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,602
- Ew!
- Ew!

376
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,004
And I have 100 kids--no!

377
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,973
- Oh, my God!
- Way to go, Fischbein!

378
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,274
- Loose.
[chuckles]

379
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,743
- Me, me.
Okay, um, I drove a Segway.

380
00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,012
[laughing] Okay.

381
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,181
Uh, my job is,
uh, I'm a cult leader.

382
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,682
- I could see it.
- Yeah.

383
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,351
- Yeah, I see that.
[laughter]

384
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,386
- And then I married
a Mr. Knight.

385
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,788
- [laughs]
Oh, yeah, I remember him.

386
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,691
He was that
creepy geography teacher

387
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,261
who, like, walked all weird.
He really liked you, Andy.

388
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:19,165
Gimme, gimme, my turn.
[laughter]

389
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:23,435
Okay, I live in a mansion.
I'm a pro wrestler.

390
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,772
Ooh, the world record
for the longest fingernails!

391
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,608
Okay, oh, my word.

392
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,343
I am married to Joey Fatone.

393
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,079
Ow!
Ooh, I could work with that.

394
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,147
- All right, let me see.
Let me see.

395
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,283
- Okay, yeah, sure.
- Okay.

396
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:41,587
Job--gravedigger.
Pet--snake.

397
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,423
- Okay.
- Death by...

398
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,091
- By what?

399
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,760
- Shit, there's a smudge.

400
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,129
- What do you mean a smudge?
- How the shit am I gonna die?

401
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,830
- You die by smudge.
[laughter]

402
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,465
Give me that thing.

403
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,701
[gasps]
Ooh, there's a poem.

404
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,835
[clears throat]

405
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,171
Mansion, apartment,
shack, or house,

406
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,941
predict your job,
predict your spouse.

407
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,143
The key is in
what friendship takes.

408
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,446
Read this poem,
unlock your fates.

409
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,148
<i>[magical music]</i>

410
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,749
- Yeah.
- Ooh...

411
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,952
[laughter]

412
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,986
- Stupid!

413
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,622
<i>[laugh echoes]</i>

414
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,729
<i>[eerie music]</i>

415
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:30,869
<i>♪ ♪</i>

416
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:53,859
[phone chiming]
- [grumbles awake]

417
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,962
Shut up.

418
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,130
[groans]

419
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,834
[sighs]

420
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,337
Happy Hungover Halloween.

421
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,939
Hey, what are you guys
getting into later?

422
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,173
Do you wanna come back here,

423
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,743
hand out candy
with Princess Peach?

424
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,278
- No.
- No.

425
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,780
Candace Nicaragua is going
to this Halloween party,

426
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,315
and she invited me,

427
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,550
and a lot of her influencer
friends are gonna be there,

428
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,052
so she said if I show up,

429
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,654
I could easily get,
like, 10,000 followers.

430
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,322
- I can't even
trick-or-treat with Izzy.

431
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,758
I have to send her out
with Arden and Arden's mom

432
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,494
and the rest of the big
little-eyes fuckers at school.

433
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,029
- Get out of here!
[all scream]

434
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,698
- My Metaverse nightclub
is having a troll orgy--

435
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,066
third annual trollgy--

436
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,669
but I could probably bot it out
or something.

437
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,437
- Why didn't you sleep
in your own room?

438
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,705
- [murmurs mockingly]
- It's okay.

439
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,440
When I'm back here,
hopefully for good,

440
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,242
we'll be hanging out
every damn day.

441
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,011
- That's a lot of days.
- Just like old times.

442
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,981
- Mm, you silly girl.
[giggles]

443
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,684
You're silly.
So silly, girls.

444
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,419
[giggling]
So silly.

445
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,820
<i>- ♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

446
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,656
<i>♪ They call me quiet,
but I'm a riot ♪</i>

447
00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:01,060
<i>♪ Mary-Jo-Lisa,
always the same ♪</i>

448
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:07,066
<i>♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

449
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:07,066
<i>♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

450
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,467
[phone rings]

451
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,502
<i>["That's Not my Name"
by The Ting Tings]</i>

452
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,771
- Hi, babe.
Why did you swap our costumes?

453
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,673
<i>- [scoffs]
I thought that was you,</i>

454
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,508
<i>not that I hate it.
My nuts are breathing.</i>

455
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,210
- Oh, my God,
this is the first time

456
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,079
in my life
I've ever fucked up packing.

457
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,014
<i>- Uh-oh.
Something must be wrong.</i>

458
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,649
- Wait a second.

459
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,617
What is that behind you?

460
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,985
Is that luggage?

461
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,787
<i>- Babe,
you ruined the surprise.</i>

462
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:32,157
<i>If you land this job,
I cannot miss the celebration.</i>

463
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,625
- Aw, babe!

464
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,361
<i>- Ta-ta-ta-ta--
don't tell Yoshi.</i>

465
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,829
<i>I don't wanna make this
a whole thing.</i>

466
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,864
- Okay, love you.

467
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,866
<i>- ♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

468
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:44,136
<i>♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

469
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,136
<i>♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

470
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,537
<i>♪ They call me hell ♪</i>

471
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,206
<i>♪ They call me Stacey ♪</i>

472
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,474
<i>♪ They call me her ♪</i>

473
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,742
- Wow.

474
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,111
Wow.
Wow.

475
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,779
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

476
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,081
- What's good, fit fam?
It's me, Ari.

477
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,117
[laughs] Just kidding.
It's Andy.

478
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,552
Andy Leonard
from #AndyLeonardMethod.

479
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,389
So okay, I see some
of you are already dipping out.

480
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,657
That's cool.
"Thank u, next."

481
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,192
But anyways,
it's a hot-ass Halloween,

482
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,460
so I figured we'd cool down

483
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,028
by answering some
of your questions.

484
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,196
So just take a sec--

485
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,998
[thud, crash]

486
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,067
No!

487
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,136
[gasps] No, no, no, no, no!

488
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,238
<i>[dramatic musical sting]
</i>[screams]

489
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,439
Oh, my God.

490
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,641
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

491
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:27,379
I'm still leasing this,
you stupid fuck!

492
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,981
No.

493
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,683
[gasps] Oh, my God.

494
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,118
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

495
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,020
Sorry because I feel bad,
not because I did anything.

496
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,755
Just wanna make sure.

497
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,957
[squeals]

498
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,058
<i>[Ludacris'
"Pimpin' All Over the World"]</i>

499
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,226
<i>- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

500
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:45,063
- Graham,
I have reset your password.

501
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:48,967
Now save it to your keychain

502
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:54,173
and gargle my balls.

503
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,674
Go ahead and delete that.
[keyboard clicking]

504
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,644
<i>- ♪ You know who we are ♪</i>

505
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,213
- All right, I'm back,
ya fuckin' racists.

506
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,848
Let's head on down
to Clown Town.

507
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,984
[phone ringing]

508
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,254
[keyboard clicking]
Oh, shit.

509
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,223
Ms. Monroe.

510
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,325
We meet again.

511
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,393
<i>- Sorry, um--</i>

512
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,627
<i>did I--is this I.T.?</i>

513
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,563
- Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah, no.

514
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,798
It's, uh--
it's Josh Greenspan.

515
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,000
I'm the one
that set up your work account

516
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,368
a year ago.

517
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,070
Remember?
[chuckles]

518
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,439
<i>- I don't. Anyway,
my thing isn't letting me in.</i>

519
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,674
<i>Something about a firew--</i>

520
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,842
<i>[voice cuts out]
</i>- What?

521
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,277
Hello? Hello? Haley?

522
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,279
Haley? Ah, you're breaking up!

523
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,747
Haley! All right, hold on.

524
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,349
I got really bad service
in my bedr--

525
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,952
my, uh, my corner office.

526
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,019
<i>- I'll just call someone else.
</i>- No, no, no, no! No, no, no!

527
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,254
I'll save you! I'll save--

528
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,826
<i>[tense music]</i>

529
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,228
<i>♪ ♪</i>

530
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,396
<i>- Are you okay?
I heard a noise.</i>

531
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,499
- No, yeah, no, it's...

532
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,802
it's all Gucci here.

533
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,537
So have you tried to...

534
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,306
unplug your device
and plug it back in?

535
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,574
[wind whistling]

536
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,377
- [grunts] Whew. Windy.

537
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,182
Ramon, you have to charge
for extra zesty sauce.

538
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,251
'Cause--
[wind blowing]

539
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,485
- It's windy.

540
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,321
<i>- ♪ Mr. Loverman, Shabba ♪</i>

541
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,856
- I got this one, Ramon.

542
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,091
- Hi. [laughs]

543
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,926
I'm Joey.
- [laughs] Hi, I'm Malala.

544
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,594
Mikayla. Mikayla.

545
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,496
- Well, Mikayla,
nice to meet you.

546
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,932
Cool sexy werewolf costume.

547
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,401
- Oh. [laughs]
It's just--just a werewolf.

548
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,769
- Agree to disagree.

549
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,070
- [laughs]

550
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,007
- How's your spicy Italian?

551
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,576
- Meaty. Thick.

552
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,744
- Wet?

553
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,812
- It could be.
- You know what?

554
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,848
I'd like a 12-incher

555
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,149
packed with salami.

556
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,385
- Pack it?
- Yeah, pack it.

557
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,319
- Yeah.
- How tight do you want it?

558
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,320
- Oh, very tight.

559
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,388
[meat slapping]

560
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,956
I like a lot of mayo.

561
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,257
- Just tell me when to stop.

562
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,226
<i>- ♪ Shabba ♪</i>

563
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,327
- Keep going.

564
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,428
[bottle spurting]

565
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,063
<i>♪ Shabba, Shabba, Shabba ♪</i>

566
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,164
- Daddy like.

567
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,766
<i>♪ ♪</i>

568
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,502
Actually,
tonight at La Casa Fatone,

569
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,971
it's gonna be a graveyard
smash if you're interested.

570
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,040
[bottle spluttering]

571
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,107
<i>- ♪ Shabba, Shabba ♪</i>

572
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,009
- [groans weakly]

573
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,477
- I take that as a "yes"?

574
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,580
- Oh, it's a big old yes.

575
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,881
- Now give it to me.
- Oh, yeah.

576
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,149
I'll give it to you.

577
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,785
<i>- ♪ Every hour, every minute ♪</i>

578
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,287
<i>♪ Every hour, every minute,
and every second ♪</i>

579
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,000
<i>♪ Dem call me Mr. Loverman,
dem call me Mr. Lover ♪</i>

580
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,035
<i>- ♪ It's Halloween ♪</i>

581
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,069
- Wanna hear bone-chilling?

582
00:20:28,069 --> 00:20:31,573
One time
I saw a rat eat a pigeon.

583
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,141
I'm gonna be very excited
to move back here.

584
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,410
- Howdy, howdy, everyone.

585
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:39,347
So I have
a pretty big announcement,

586
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:42,617
one that has been
a long time coming:

587
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,121
the all-in-one
Theranos blood test.

588
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,722
[laughter]

589
00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:49,457
But in all seriousness,
you guys,

590
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,892
as many as you know,
we have been in search

591
00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:53,461
of a new SVP of Design
for some time now,

592
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:57,265
and I'm happy to say,
the search is over.

593
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,401
And although
we're still technically waiting

594
00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,403
on FDA approval...
[groans]

595
00:21:01,403 --> 00:21:04,606
Before we completely fucking
disrupt Big Caffeine...

596
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,641
- Whoo.
- [laughs] The wait is over.

597
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,576
I have the first cans
right here,

598
00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:11,513
complete with art
from our little genius.

599
00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,848
So without further ado,

600
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:16,050
stop hiding behind
that mustache

601
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:19,888
and you come on down here,
Lenny Webber!

602
00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:21,055
both: What?

603
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,791
- Oh, cuz,
I am beyond flattered.

604
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:25,794
But unfortunately,
I can't accept,

605
00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,095
- What?

606
00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,229
- Not!

607
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:29,998
[laughs]
I accept, I accept.

608
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,266
[as Borat]
High five! [laughs]

609
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:32,367
- [laughing] I love that.

610
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,869
He's good. You're funny.

611
00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,070
Oh, Erica.

612
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,505
Hey, here. Take a can.

613
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,673
It's gonna be so perfect

614
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,275
for all those late nights
freelancing.

615
00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:41,776
It's literally cocaine.

616
00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:42,911
[laughs] I'm kidding.

617
00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:44,579
Am I? I don't know.
Let's party.

618
00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:47,182
- I'm a boss! Let's party!

619
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,817
- You are not gonna believe
this shit.

620
00:21:48,817 --> 00:21:50,685
- I made a sub for Joey Fatone.

621
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,588
- What?
- Joey Fatone.

622
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,590
Aka Joey Fat One,

623
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,358
<i>aka Superman,</i>

624
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,762
aka the third, arguably second,
most famous member of N'SYNC.

625
00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:03,398
- Ah,
motherfucking trucker butt.

626
00:22:03,398 --> 00:22:04,599
- Erica?

627
00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,569
He invited me to a party
at his house.

628
00:22:07,569 --> 00:22:10,004
<i>I am so turned on at work.</i>

629
00:22:10,004 --> 00:22:12,507
I might have to masty
in the utility closet. [laughs]

630
00:22:12,507 --> 00:22:15,343
- That is 100%
a fireable offense.

631
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,045
- Not if you're the Bread Boss.

632
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,113
Now what shit were you about
to tell me?

633
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:22,150
- I could've been a rockstar
Gravi-teabagger,

634
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,117
but guess what?

635
00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:25,019
The system is fucking rigged.

636
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,322
<i>And it's always going
to favor nepotism babies</i>

637
00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,523
like Cousin Lenny,

638
00:22:28,523 --> 00:22:30,091
who probably doesn't
even know how

639
00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,193
to put together
a well-paced PowerPoint.

640
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:35,063
- Aw, I'm so sorry, dude.

641
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,531
<i>That sucks.
</i>[handle clicking]

642
00:22:36,531 --> 00:22:38,233
<i>Huh.
</i>- What?

643
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,068
- It's probably nothing,

644
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:44,272
but this shit that happened
today is kinda weird, isn't it?

645
00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:46,741
I mean, we found
that M.A.S.H. game last night.

646
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,043
<i>Today, Andy's car
got all jacked up.</i>

647
00:22:49,043 --> 00:22:51,279
You missed out on a job
that was just, like, on lock.

648
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:54,082
- My fucking parents' toilet's
broken!

649
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,383
[water sloshing]

650
00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:56,618
- [groans, screams]
- Wait.

651
00:22:56,618 --> 00:22:57,919
Are you plunging?

652
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:58,820
- No.

653
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,154
[plunger sucking]
Yes.

654
00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:02,857
- Because that would be
very plumber of you.

655
00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:05,627
- I am not gonna be
a fucking plumber!

656
00:23:05,627 --> 00:23:08,162
I graduated with an MFA
from RISD.

657
00:23:08,162 --> 00:23:11,966
- Whoa, how big of a doo-doo
did you take, Pooper Mario?

658
00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:13,968
- No, it was one wipe,
you dipshit.

659
00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,703
- Yeah,
for a ten-pound doo-doo?

660
00:23:15,703 --> 00:23:17,572
[laughs] You gotta take a look
at the tank

661
00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:19,574
or else we're gonna have
to snake the drain.

662
00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:21,142
Classic Erica.
- Fuck.

663
00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:22,410
- Oh!
[hisses]

664
00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:23,845
- Don't move.

665
00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,547
[screams]
- Oh! Oh, God!

666
00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:26,748
[both screaming]
- Oh, God!

667
00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:27,949
- Drop! Drop and roll!
- [screams]

668
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:28,883
Drop, drop, and roll!
- [screaming]

669
00:23:28,883 --> 00:23:29,984
- That isn't a snake, is it?

670
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,152
- Play dead! Play dead!
- Aah!

671
00:23:31,152 --> 00:23:32,987
- I don't wanna help you!
- Fuck you!

672
00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:35,590
[gasping]
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

673
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:36,958
<i>- Don't worry, babe.
Don't worry.</i>

674
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,928
Izzy and I, we watch
animal shows all the time.

675
00:23:39,928 --> 00:23:41,729
<i>In the event
that the snake is poisonous,</i>

676
00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:42,997
you just have
to suck the venom out.

677
00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,532
- What?
- I don't wanna say this,

678
00:23:44,532 --> 00:23:45,867
but Joshy?
- Yeah?

679
00:23:45,867 --> 00:23:47,402
- You better start sucking
your sister.

680
00:23:47,402 --> 00:23:49,103
- Oh, fuck. Just fuckin' do it.

681
00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:51,372
- Uh, okay.

682
00:23:51,372 --> 00:23:54,075
<i>[tense music]</i>

683
00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:55,777
- [sucking]
- What are you doing?

684
00:23:55,777 --> 00:23:57,312
Have you never given
a fucking hickey before?

685
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,881
- I've given several hickeys,
and they've all posted

686
00:23:59,881 --> 00:24:01,382
on Facebook
how much they liked it, so--

687
00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:02,951
- Doesn't fuckin' seem like it.

688
00:24:02,951 --> 00:24:05,386
Oh, my--
- Just relax.

689
00:24:05,386 --> 00:24:06,888
- Don't relax--
[gags]

690
00:24:06,888 --> 00:24:08,389
- Congratulations, Ramon.

691
00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:09,724
Dreams do come true.

692
00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,593
You have made it
to regional manager.

693
00:24:11,593 --> 00:24:14,228
I am marrying Joey Fatone.

694
00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:15,330
- [groans]

695
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,031
[both gagging]

696
00:24:17,031 --> 00:24:18,266
[hisses]

697
00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:20,868
- [screams]

698
00:24:20,868 --> 00:24:23,905
We have to end this game.

699
00:24:23,905 --> 00:24:25,206
- Why don't we get you going,
girl?

700
00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:27,008
We gonna get
that body-ody-ody ready

701
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,176
for the potty-watty-watty.

702
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,777
[both laugh]

703
00:24:29,777 --> 00:24:31,045
And if your boyfriend's
gonna come,

704
00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:33,081
I want him to go full goblin
on that ass.

705
00:24:33,081 --> 00:24:35,416
- [laughs]
- Okay, I'm talking uhuhuhuh.

706
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:36,985
[car horn honks]

707
00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:39,020
- Andy!
- Um, so anyways,

708
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,822
these influencer friends
of yours--

709
00:24:40,822 --> 00:24:42,123
get that ass.

710
00:24:42,123 --> 00:24:43,691
- Andy.

711
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,860
- Um, you're friends
with the werewolf?

712
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,730
- Yes, ma'am.
Sherman Oaks High. Class of--

713
00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,964
- 2018! It's when I graduated!

714
00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,332
[laughs] 2018. Whoo!

715
00:24:51,332 --> 00:24:52,900
[laughs]

716
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,936
That's when she came
to my graduation.

717
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:56,571
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah. She's so old.

718
00:24:56,571 --> 00:24:58,172
Hi, Miss Mikayla.

719
00:24:58,172 --> 00:24:59,574
[laughs] Oh, ow!

720
00:24:59,574 --> 00:25:01,309
My wisdom tooth's coming in
'cause I'm so young.

721
00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:03,011
[both laugh]
Girl, why don't you keep doing

722
00:25:03,011 --> 00:25:04,245
that, okay?
- Okay.

723
00:25:04,245 --> 00:25:05,980
- Uh, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

724
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,315
- Hey, what are you doing here?

725
00:25:07,315 --> 00:25:10,685
- Andy, some shit is going down
at Erica's.

726
00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:12,420
It's like 9/11 bad.

727
00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,555
- 9/11!
I don't even know what that is.

728
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:15,590
- Yes, you do.
- Ew.

729
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:16,691
- No one knows what--

730
00:25:16,691 --> 00:25:17,925
- Get the fuck in the car!
Come on!

731
00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,127
- I'll walk you to your car.
- Bye-bye.

732
00:25:19,127 --> 00:25:21,663
- [sighs]
Well, Andy just left me again.

733
00:25:21,663 --> 00:25:23,031
He's helping some old lady.

734
00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:24,198
- Let's go, Miss Mikayla.

735
00:25:24,198 --> 00:25:25,900
- Let's go. Don't touch me.
- Aww.

736
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,636
Oh, someone's [indistinct].

737
00:25:28,636 --> 00:25:31,506
<i>[eerie music]</i>

738
00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:32,440
[hisses]
both: Whoa!

739
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,841
- Jesus.

740
00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:35,443
- Okay, he's all yours.
- Well, we can share it.

741
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:36,678
- Nope, no, thank you.

742
00:25:36,678 --> 00:25:37,612
- Guys, there's a fucking snake
here.

743
00:25:37,612 --> 00:25:38,980
Yep, real fucking snake.

744
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,348
- Erica,
please clarify something.

745
00:25:40,348 --> 00:25:42,283
This stupid bitch
did not make Joey Fatone

746
00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:44,152
a chicken teriyaki
submarine sandwich.

747
00:25:44,152 --> 00:25:46,487
- Actually,
I made him a spicy Italian

748
00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:48,823
with extra meat and extra cum.

749
00:25:48,823 --> 00:25:50,391
Erica,
did you find Fischbein yet?

750
00:25:50,391 --> 00:25:51,559
- Why would she need
to find Fischbein?

751
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:53,327
Ohh, right.

752
00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:55,063
Because Fischbein's
your future husband.

753
00:25:55,063 --> 00:25:56,397
[laughs] Right.
- I can't find him anywhere.

754
00:25:56,397 --> 00:25:58,199
He's not on Instagram.
He's not on Twitter.

755
00:25:58,199 --> 00:25:59,967
He's not on LinkedIn.
What the fuck is that?

756
00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:02,270
- Ugh, he's giving me
real serial killer vibes.

757
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,671
<i>[dramatic music]
</i>- [gasps] Holy shit!

758
00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:05,273
- Aah! Oh, my God.

759
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,008
Am I gonna be
a world-record holder?

760
00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:08,976
- Oh, please.
They're clearly press-ons.

761
00:26:08,976 --> 00:26:11,012
- Ow, Andy! I grew them myself!

762
00:26:11,012 --> 00:26:13,081
That fucking hurt!
- What?

763
00:26:13,081 --> 00:26:15,283
- What the hell is this smudge?

764
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,484
- What?

765
00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,753
- My death. Smudged.

766
00:26:18,753 --> 00:26:21,122
Eighth-grade Josh,
he was a wild man.

767
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,657
I mean, this could be anything.

768
00:26:22,657 --> 00:26:23,958
Right?
It could be a serial killer.

769
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,359
It could be an anvil falling
on my head.

770
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,761
It could be Topanga Lawrence
spitting in my mouth

771
00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:28,696
till I asphyxiate,
which is actually kinda tight.

772
00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:31,399
- Ugh.
- I'm fucked!

773
00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:32,500
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

774
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,335
- [gasps]

775
00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,237
Well, I don't have time
for this today, okay?

776
00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:37,605
I do not have time
for this today.

777
00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:38,940
- Today? Okay.

778
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,341
What about the rest
of our fucking lives?

779
00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,210
I didn't spend my youth
snorting bricks

780
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:45,113
of ADD meds
and taking up $200,000

781
00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:47,849
in student loans just
to become a plumber

782
00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,785
with Jeremy Fischbein
in a shack with 100 kids!

783
00:26:50,785 --> 00:26:52,954
Right now,
my shit's tight, okay?

784
00:26:52,954 --> 00:26:54,689
It's like a sweet little peach,

785
00:26:54,689 --> 00:26:56,524
and I don't want it
all splayed out,

786
00:26:56,524 --> 00:26:57,859
flapping willy-nilly.

787
00:26:57,859 --> 00:26:59,260
- That peach is a cobbler,
girl.

788
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,095
- At least you're gonna live
long enough to have sex.

789
00:27:01,095 --> 00:27:02,997
- What?
- Kids! To have kids.

790
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,799
So you can have sex
to have kids.

791
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:05,833
- You said--
- [sighs]

792
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,136
I still had so much poon
to smash.

793
00:27:08,136 --> 00:27:09,403
- Ew, ew, ew.
- Talking about your poon.

794
00:27:09,403 --> 00:27:11,606
- Ugh, gross. Okay.
You know what, you guys?

795
00:27:11,606 --> 00:27:14,809
I'm gonna fix this because I am
A+ Erica fucking Greenspan,

796
00:27:14,809 --> 00:27:16,577
and I fix everything, okay?

797
00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:18,146
Except toilets.
- Yet.

798
00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:20,114
- Will someone just burn the
fuckin' M.A.S.H. book already?

799
00:27:20,114 --> 00:27:21,783
It's like horror film 101,
right?

800
00:27:21,783 --> 00:27:23,217
Just burn it!
- Burn it.

801
00:27:23,217 --> 00:27:24,752
- Is that true? I don't really
watch horror films.

802
00:27:24,752 --> 00:27:26,154
I mostly watch documentaries.

803
00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:27,655
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Erica.
- Okay, all right.

804
00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:29,590
<i>[ominous music]</i>

805
00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,726
- [sighs]

806
00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:38,800
<i>♪ ♪</i>

807
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,069
Well, how's everyone feelin'?

808
00:27:42,069 --> 00:27:44,338
- Oh, my gosh, like,
so cleansed.

809
00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:46,073
Like mm. [laughs]

810
00:27:46,073 --> 00:27:48,276
But my car's at the shop,
and I literally have to run

811
00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:50,912
to my next client,
so don't stop, won't stop.

812
00:27:50,912 --> 00:27:52,113
[laughs] But you know what?

813
00:27:52,113 --> 00:27:53,981
We should definitely talk
about doing this

814
00:27:53,981 --> 00:27:55,817
all over again
because honestly,

815
00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:56,984
if I'm being honest
with you guys,

816
00:27:56,984 --> 00:27:57,919
I really miss--
[door slams]

817
00:27:57,919 --> 00:27:59,120
- Wait, no! [sighs]

818
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,321
How are we gonna know
if it worked?

819
00:28:00,321 --> 00:28:01,189
- Ooh!

820
00:28:01,189 --> 00:28:02,623
What about Jason Momoa?

821
00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:04,959
- What?
- Oh, my God.

822
00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:07,128
He named the snake Jason Momoa.

823
00:28:07,128 --> 00:28:08,930
- Fuck yeah I did 'cause he's
got the hottest pythons

824
00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:10,131
in the game.
- Okay.

825
00:28:10,131 --> 00:28:11,032
- Yeah, that--
- Okay, so here's what

826
00:28:11,032 --> 00:28:12,200
we're gonna do.

827
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,268
We're gonna take off
Jason's top.

828
00:28:14,268 --> 00:28:17,238
If he's not in the box, boom.

829
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,940
Curse closed.
- All right.

830
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:21,475
- Three.
- Three.

831
00:28:21,475 --> 00:28:22,810
all: Two.

832
00:28:22,810 --> 00:28:24,011
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

833
00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:25,980
both: One.

834
00:28:26,881 --> 00:28:28,749
- Oh, thank God.

835
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,285
Suck my dick, Jason Momoa.

836
00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:33,521
[laughs]
- Oh, my God, Andy was right.

837
00:28:33,521 --> 00:28:34,589
- Yeah.

838
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:35,823
Wait, did he say
he was running?

839
00:28:35,823 --> 00:28:37,625
Like, actually running?

840
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,826
- Mm, that can't be.

841
00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:50,004
<i>[dramatic musical sting]</i>

842
00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:52,373
<i>[foreboding music]</i>

843
00:28:52,373 --> 00:28:53,574
- [grunts]

844
00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:56,177
[laughs] Hold on there,
Usain Bolt.

845
00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:58,512
Mr. Leonard.
- [laughing] Mr. Knight.

846
00:28:58,512 --> 00:28:59,614
That's so funny.

847
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:00,781
We were just tal--

848
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,683
oh, no.

849
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,352
Oh, fuck no.

850
00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:05,920
- What? Andy?
- Aah! Aah!

851
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,588
[screaming]

852
00:29:07,588 --> 00:29:09,457
- Oh, Andy.

853
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:11,459
Oh.

854
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:14,061
[groans]

855
00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,663
<i>[suspenseful horror music]</i>

856
00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:17,431
Andy!
- [pants]

857
00:29:17,431 --> 00:29:18,733
[screams]

858
00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:22,270
What the H-E-double vibrators
is going on?

859
00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:23,671
Aah!

860
00:29:23,671 --> 00:29:25,606
Move!
- Oh! [grunts]

861
00:29:25,606 --> 00:29:31,112
<i>♪ ♪</i>

862
00:29:31,112 --> 00:29:32,546
- Oh, thank God.

863
00:29:32,546 --> 00:29:33,681
- What's the capital
of Finland?

864
00:29:33,681 --> 00:29:34,749
- [screams]
Helsinki.

865
00:29:34,749 --> 00:29:35,816
- Yes, it is.

866
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:37,718
- [panting]
- [laughs]

867
00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:39,854
Andy, come on! Relax.

868
00:29:39,854 --> 00:29:42,623
It's just your old geography
teacher for crying out loud.

869
00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:44,225
[laughs]

870
00:29:44,225 --> 00:29:45,326
I'm not here to kill you.

871
00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,628
- [exhales]
- Or am I?

872
00:29:47,628 --> 00:29:49,563
What what? Cha-cha-cha-cha.

873
00:29:49,563 --> 00:29:50,631
- [laughs]
- Why would I do that?

874
00:29:50,631 --> 00:29:51,899
I mean, maybe.
No, just kidding.

875
00:29:51,899 --> 00:29:53,501
Am I? No. [laughs]

876
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,136
- What?
- [laughs] Come on!

877
00:29:55,136 --> 00:29:57,004
You used to love
those corny jokes of mine.

878
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,673
No? Oh.

879
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,542
Well, listen, hey,
you dropped an earbud...

880
00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:02,710
- Oh.
- Back there. There you go.

881
00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:04,145
Wanna make sure you got
that back.

882
00:30:04,145 --> 00:30:05,546
- Silly of me.

883
00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:08,182
- Oh,
and also found this out there.

884
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,250
You left that behind.

885
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:12,086
<i>[mysterious music]</i>

886
00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:13,821
You gotta take better care
of your stuff, man.

887
00:30:13,821 --> 00:30:15,890
You know what, this is actually
a teachable moment.

888
00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:17,525
I love teachable moments.

889
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,093
[echoing]
But you'd know that, right?

890
00:30:19,093 --> 00:30:21,862
Teaching, talking.

891
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,197
Following.

892
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:24,465
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

893
00:30:24,465 --> 00:30:26,067
- I got a whole new lease
on life now.

894
00:30:26,067 --> 00:30:27,301
- Yeah?
- I'm looking for love.

895
00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:29,570
- Aah! I'm too hot
to marry Mr. Knight.

896
00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:32,173
And I'm too hot to show up
on a Segway

897
00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:36,844
to the club
like Paul fucking Blart!

898
00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,245
- [gasps]
- Aah!

899
00:30:38,245 --> 00:30:39,847
- [panting]
- Wait a minute.

900
00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:41,716
But J Momo wasn't
in the shoebo--

901
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,552
[all screaming]
[hisses]

902
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:51,492
<i>♪ ♪</i>

903
00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:57,535
- Okay.
[keyboard clicking]

904
00:30:57,535 --> 00:31:01,005
"Stacy Friendship."

905
00:31:01,005 --> 00:31:04,843
Okay, "Stacy Friendship
Japanese sing-along.

906
00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:08,546
Ask Stacy:
Advice About Friendship," no.

907
00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:09,881
Wait.

908
00:31:09,881 --> 00:31:11,716
"Stacy Friendship Defense."

909
00:31:11,716 --> 00:31:14,419
It's from the "L.A. Times"
from 1999.

910
00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:17,622
"Elizabeth Lennox, 22,
of Ventura, was convicted

911
00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:18,923
"of first-degree murder

912
00:31:18,923 --> 00:31:22,794
"in the slaying
of Howard Miller, 23.

913
00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,062
<i>"Miller arrived at her home</i>

914
00:31:24,062 --> 00:31:25,864
<i>"for what he believed
was a date</i>

915
00:31:25,864 --> 00:31:28,366
<i>"after the two met
in an AOL chat room.</i>

916
00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:30,235
<i>"The victim was unaware
that Lennox,</i>

917
00:31:30,235 --> 00:31:33,171
<i>"now
a self-employed beekeeper,</i>

918
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:35,039
<i>"was his childhood classmate,</i>

919
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,942
<i>once voted 'Most Likely
to Succeed.'"</i>

920
00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:39,644
[bees buzzing]
- Uh...

921
00:31:39,644 --> 00:31:41,679
<i>[eerie music]</i>

922
00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:44,115
Hello?

923
00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:47,118
Lenniegirl17?

924
00:31:47,118 --> 00:31:48,486
It's How-Dawg.

925
00:31:48,486 --> 00:31:49,921
<i>[chilling music]</i>

926
00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,356
- I'm sorry, Howie.

927
00:31:51,356 --> 00:31:53,558
- What?

928
00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:54,893
- Aah!
- [screams]

929
00:31:54,893 --> 00:31:56,828
- [groans] No!
I have Third Eye Blind tickets

930
00:31:56,828 --> 00:31:58,863
for--
[screams]

931
00:31:58,863 --> 00:32:01,466
- "Lennox blamed her action
on Stacy Friendship,

932
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,269
an entity she believed
to be controlling her life"?

933
00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:05,336
Oh, my God.

934
00:32:05,336 --> 00:32:06,738
- Okay, well.

935
00:32:06,738 --> 00:32:08,973
Maybe it's a different
Stacy Friendship.

936
00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:10,408
Another one.
You know that name's so common.

937
00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,110
And it didn't even mention
anything about M.A.S.H.

938
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:14,045
- That name is so common.
Are you kidding?

939
00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,281
Beekeeper, shack,
that is the M.A.S.H.iest shit

940
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:17,382
I have ever heard.

941
00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:18,583
- So what the fuck
are we gonna do?

942
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,585
- Yeah, come on, A+ Erica.

943
00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:21,986
- Get your shit. Follow me.

944
00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:23,655
- Shouldn't we take some
of your Adderall with us?

945
00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:25,056
- No!
- Erica, listen.

946
00:32:25,056 --> 00:32:27,158
I'm not going near
any convicted killers.

947
00:32:27,158 --> 00:32:28,426
Are you out
of your fuckin' mind?

948
00:32:28,426 --> 00:32:29,661
- Okay, we have questions.

949
00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:30,862
Lizzie might have answers.

950
00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,997
It's all fine.
We're gonna take my--

951
00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:34,132
where the fuck
is my rental car?

952
00:32:34,132 --> 00:32:36,367
- Wait,
my car's not here either.

953
00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:38,803
- That, uh,
that wasn't there before.

954
00:32:38,803 --> 00:32:40,004
- "All violators will be towed

955
00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:42,273
to Lucky's Autobody
and Impound."

956
00:32:42,273 --> 00:32:44,676
That's weird, because
that's where my car's at.

957
00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:47,045
- Okay, this is exactly why
we need that beekeeper, okay?

958
00:32:47,045 --> 00:32:48,379
- Mm-hmm.
- So I'm gonna order a Lyft.

959
00:32:48,379 --> 00:32:49,581
Oh!
- What?

960
00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:50,748
- Oh, my God.
both: What?

961
00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,350
- Holy shit!
- What, what, what, what?

962
00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,953
- I found Jeremy Fischbein.
- Oh, sweet God, ew.

963
00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:56,321
He looks like a leprechaun
that only made it

964
00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:57,655
to middle management.
- Ugh, cancel the ride.

965
00:32:57,655 --> 00:32:59,190
Cancel the ride, girl.
- It's not letting me!

966
00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,191
- I don't want it.
- Mikayla, you do it.

967
00:33:00,191 --> 00:33:01,292
- I don't want it! I got nails!

968
00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:02,527
- All right, give it here!
Give it.

969
00:33:02,527 --> 00:33:04,128
[grunts]

970
00:33:04,128 --> 00:33:06,598
- [panting]
- Boom! App deleted.

971
00:33:06,598 --> 00:33:07,699
- Thank you.
[tires screeching]

972
00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:09,300
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.

973
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,668
- Was that what was smudged?
- Oh, my God.

974
00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:11,870
- Yeah, right.

975
00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:13,204
You titty twisters wish.

976
00:33:13,204 --> 00:33:14,806
- Oh, my God, dude.
I am so sorry.

977
00:33:14,806 --> 00:33:16,207
You were in the--

978
00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:19,310
Josh Greenspan?
- Yeah.

979
00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:22,547
- And Andy and Mikayla,
and is that Erica?

980
00:33:22,547 --> 00:33:25,183
- No! Hi.

981
00:33:25,183 --> 00:33:26,618
- Oh, my God,
it's Jeremy Fischbein!

982
00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:27,785
- Yeah, mm-hmm.

983
00:33:27,785 --> 00:33:29,521
From--from growing up.

984
00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:31,523
- Mm-hmm.
- From where?

985
00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:35,026
- You, um--your chariot...

986
00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:36,327
my van's over here.

987
00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:37,896
- Someone fucking kill me.
- Ooh.

988
00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:40,765
- Man, it is so freaking cool

989
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:42,200
to see you guys hanging out
still.

990
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,803
The Core Three! Oh, my gosh.

991
00:33:45,803 --> 00:33:48,273
So catch me up. [laughs]

992
00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:51,109
- Ooh, Erica and her boyfriend
are soulmates.

993
00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:53,177
- Hey, that's awesome.

994
00:33:53,177 --> 00:33:56,414
Erica's all boo'd up. Mazel.

995
00:33:56,414 --> 00:33:59,684
And I see you and he
haven't lost your spark.

996
00:33:59,684 --> 00:34:01,686
- Oh, no, dude. That's all me.

997
00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:03,087
- Oh, my God, ugh.
- What?

998
00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:05,290
What?
- Don't tell people that.

999
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:09,761
- All right, I tink we're here.

1000
00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:12,363
Dang, trippy haunted house.
[laughs]

1001
00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:14,966
Hope you can find it
in your little hearts

1002
00:34:14,966 --> 00:34:17,368
to get cha boy five stars...

1003
00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:20,572
[laughs]
Despite the vehicular assault.

1004
00:34:20,572 --> 00:34:22,073
Every review help--

1005
00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:25,743
<i>[soft curious music]</i>

1006
00:34:25,743 --> 00:34:32,850
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1007
00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:37,855
- Welcome
to Shutter fuckin' Island.

1008
00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:44,829
<i>- Dr. Flores,
dial 182, please.</i>

1009
00:34:44,829 --> 00:34:48,166
- Hello, Officer...Adams.

1010
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:50,902
We are here
to see Lizzie Lennox.

1011
00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:52,937
- Inmate Lennox?

1012
00:34:52,937 --> 00:34:54,706
She doesn't receive visitors.

1013
00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:55,740
Did you even have
an appointment?

1014
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,475
- [laughing] An appointment.

1015
00:34:57,475 --> 00:34:59,110
Please.

1016
00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:00,545
I'm Lizzie's new psychiatrist,

1017
00:35:00,545 --> 00:35:02,447
and I'm here
for a 2:00 p.m. eval.

1018
00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:04,949
And before you ask,
this is my grad team.

1019
00:35:04,949 --> 00:35:07,018
- What up?

1020
00:35:08,953 --> 00:35:10,755
- Okay.

1021
00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:13,725
<i>[unsettling music]</i>

1022
00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:18,563
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1023
00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:21,699
Room 1266. Careful, doctor.

1024
00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:22,967
She's a freak.

1025
00:35:25,403 --> 00:35:26,304
- Oh, my God!

1026
00:35:28,873 --> 00:35:31,442
- Holy shit.

1027
00:35:31,442 --> 00:35:33,444
- Oh, wow.
- Very creative, yet creepy.

1028
00:35:33,444 --> 00:35:34,345
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1029
00:35:34,345 --> 00:35:38,616
[talking over one another]

1030
00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:40,084
- Hi, Lizzie.

1031
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:42,320
Um, my name is Erica.

1032
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,289
We just have some questions
about Stacy Friendship.

1033
00:35:45,289 --> 00:35:46,257
- Yeah.

1034
00:35:48,326 --> 00:35:51,162
- Um, we found this gamebook,
and--

1035
00:35:51,162 --> 00:35:52,330
- [screams]
- Aah!

1036
00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:54,165
- Oh, God!
- Oh, no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

1037
00:35:54,165 --> 00:35:55,266
- You didn't read the poem,
did you?

1038
00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:56,534
- A what?
- The poem in the book.

1039
00:35:56,534 --> 00:35:57,769
Did you read it?
- Oh, yeah, we read...

1040
00:35:57,769 --> 00:35:59,003
- Yeah, we read it.
- The whole thing.

1041
00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:00,605
- Read the shit out of it.
- Front to back.

1042
00:36:00,605 --> 00:36:02,273
- It got wild, yeah.
- And the middle.

1043
00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:03,741
- Uh-oh.

1044
00:36:03,741 --> 00:36:05,176
- SpaghettiO?

1045
00:36:05,176 --> 00:36:09,047
- ♪ She's back ♪

1046
00:36:09,047 --> 00:36:11,649
- Who's back?
- [sighs]

1047
00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:13,885
[creepily] Stacy.

1048
00:36:13,885 --> 00:36:16,421
<i>[ominous music]</i>

1049
00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:18,056
- [whispering] Oh, my God,
I've seen her before.

1050
00:36:18,056 --> 00:36:19,457
She turned
into a fucking coatrack.

1051
00:36:19,457 --> 00:36:20,692
- [whispering] Wait,
are you fucking kidding me?

1052
00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:22,160
I literally was jogging
this morning,

1053
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,195
and that thing had, like,
that cone thing on the eye.

1054
00:36:24,195 --> 00:36:25,263
Right? Is that glaucoma?
- Yeah, yeah.

1055
00:36:25,263 --> 00:36:27,365
- Is it glaucoma?
- I can hear you.

1056
00:36:27,365 --> 00:36:28,533
- It's glaucoma.

1057
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,301
- Stacy Friendship
might seem like

1058
00:36:30,301 --> 00:36:32,937
a cute, fun book company
for tweens...

1059
00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:36,007
- Mm-hmm.
- But the real Stacy,

1060
00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:37,809
Anastasia Amicitia...

1061
00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:39,877
[all gasp]
- Mm-hmm, old-ass Latin.

1062
00:36:39,877 --> 00:36:41,212
That can't be good.
This is not good.

1063
00:36:41,212 --> 00:36:42,647
This is--this is bad.

1064
00:36:42,647 --> 00:36:44,916
- [breathing heavily-

1065
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,885
<i>[music swells]</i>

1066
00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:50,888
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1067
00:36:50,888 --> 00:36:54,826
<i>- She's a bitter, impish demon
with powers vast and cruel,</i>

1068
00:36:54,826 --> 00:36:58,329
<i>known to target children
during sleepovers,</i>

1069
00:36:58,329 --> 00:37:01,299
<i>cursing them with the cruelest
punishment of all:</i>

1070
00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:03,367
<i>setting their lives
on disparate paths</i>

1071
00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:06,537
<i>and ending
their friendships forever.</i>

1072
00:37:06,537 --> 00:37:08,039
- [gasps]
- Ooh.

1073
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:10,908
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1074
00:37:10,908 --> 00:37:14,479
- Usually Stacy's actions
are spread out over the years.

1075
00:37:14,479 --> 00:37:17,081
But because you read your poem
as adults,

1076
00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:19,317
it seems this game is catching
up with you.

1077
00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:20,518
<i>[dramatic musical sting]
</i>Fast.

1078
00:37:20,518 --> 00:37:24,288
- [gasps]
- I've always hated poetry.

1079
00:37:24,288 --> 00:37:26,157
- So how do we break the curse?

1080
00:37:26,157 --> 00:37:28,159
- [sighs]
Did you read the poem or not?

1081
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:30,595
It's literally
the third line down!

1082
00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:34,766
"The key is in
what Friendship takes."

1083
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,235
You have to give
Stacy Friendship

1084
00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:39,537
what she wants.

1085
00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:42,273
- Which is...

1086
00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:44,542
- A human sacrifice.

1087
00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:47,545
<i>[dark music]</i>

1088
00:37:47,545 --> 00:37:50,014
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1089
00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:52,784
- So, um, is that why you...

1090
00:37:52,784 --> 00:37:54,285
- Made Howie miss his concert?

1091
00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:56,187
- Yeah.
- Why else?

1092
00:37:56,187 --> 00:37:57,655
- So the only way out
of this shit

1093
00:37:57,655 --> 00:37:59,557
is by killing
our game husbands?

1094
00:37:59,557 --> 00:38:00,658
- Of course not.

1095
00:38:00,658 --> 00:38:01,759
- [exhales]

1096
00:38:01,759 --> 00:38:03,361
- Husband.

1097
00:38:03,361 --> 00:38:05,129
Singular.
- Oh.

1098
00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:08,132
- And what,
we just end up here with you,

1099
00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:10,334
wearing Kanye's outfit
eating Jell-O?

1100
00:38:10,334 --> 00:38:12,837
- And you rid yourself
of the demon.

1101
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:14,338
Sure, I'm locked up,

1102
00:38:14,338 --> 00:38:16,607
but only because I got caught.

1103
00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:18,776
And this place isn't a shack,
is it?

1104
00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,178
- Mm-mm, no. It's worse.

1105
00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:22,713
- And then there's
my best friend, Nicky Evans.

1106
00:38:22,713 --> 00:38:25,349
Nicky and I played the game
together.

1107
00:38:25,349 --> 00:38:28,519
Killing Howie
saved Nicky's life.

1108
00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:30,488
Unless you've seen a lumberjack
with triplets

1109
00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:31,856
tooling around
in a monster truck?

1110
00:38:31,856 --> 00:38:34,625
- I hate this so much.

1111
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,794
- I don't understand why she
targeted us in the first place.

1112
00:38:36,794 --> 00:38:38,563
- [laughs]

1113
00:38:38,563 --> 00:38:43,801
Stacy chooses friendships
that are vulnerable.

1114
00:38:43,801 --> 00:38:45,536
- That's crazy.
We're not vulnerable.

1115
00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:47,505
We're best friends.
We text every single day.

1116
00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:50,107
- [scared murmuring]
- What is that sound?

1117
00:38:50,107 --> 00:38:53,077
- I'm just looking
at the drawing.

1118
00:38:53,077 --> 00:38:54,712
[thunderous crash]

1119
00:38:54,712 --> 00:38:56,013
- I thought you said
you were a doctor.

1120
00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:57,281
- Uh, baby, I lied.

1121
00:38:57,281 --> 00:38:59,250
<i>[DMX's "Party Up"]</i>

1122
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:01,152
- [laughing] Oh.

1123
00:39:01,152 --> 00:39:02,854
- Go to sleep.

1124
00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:04,989
- Oh!
- [laughing]

1125
00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:06,190
- [yelling indistinctly]

1126
00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,625
[grunts]
all: Oh!

1127
00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:08,826
- [laughing]
- Holy shit!

1128
00:39:08,826 --> 00:39:10,328
- I'm a pro wrestler!

1129
00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:12,964
A pro fucking wrestler!

1130
00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:14,899
Let's get the fuck outta here!

1131
00:39:14,899 --> 00:39:15,933
<i>- ♪ Up in here ♪</i>

1132
00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,301
- [laughing maniacally]

1133
00:39:17,301 --> 00:39:19,003
- Hey, shit stains,
wait for me!

1134
00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:21,000
I can't feel my fuckin' legs!

1135
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,403
- Oh, this is a cute little
towing and auto stop.

1136
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,705
All right, well, j'arrive.

1137
00:39:26,705 --> 00:39:29,541
[laughs] Think that's French
for "We're here,"

1138
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,377
so, yeah, remember to, uh--

1139
00:39:31,377 --> 00:39:32,544
- Yeah, five stars.
- Yeah, the--

1140
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:33,746
- Yeah, yeah, five stars.
Whatever.

1141
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,747
- Shove it up your ass, Fisch.

1142
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,148
- Heard you. Annoying.

1143
00:39:36,148 --> 00:39:37,416
- We heard you.
- God.

1144
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,817
-I can't believe we got
Fischbein again

1145
00:39:38,817 --> 00:39:40,386
- Is he the only driver in LA?
- Ugh, get a grip.

1146
00:39:40,386 --> 00:39:41,854
[bell dings]

1147
00:39:41,854 --> 00:39:44,890
- Was it just me or did his car
smell like cheese?

1148
00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:47,192
- It did smell like jizz.
- I said cheese, babe.

1149
00:39:47,192 --> 00:39:48,327
- Oh.

1150
00:39:48,327 --> 00:39:50,462
- Oh. [laughs]

1151
00:39:50,462 --> 00:39:52,431
Well,
this place better be quick.

1152
00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:53,565
I got to jet.
- Wait.

1153
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:54,767
Why do you get to leave early?

1154
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,168
- Because there's already
a powerful entity

1155
00:39:56,168 --> 00:39:57,870
controlling my life.
It's called a third grader.

1156
00:39:57,870 --> 00:39:59,405
So just, like,
text me where to meet

1157
00:39:59,405 --> 00:40:01,707
and we'll deal with all
this demon stuff after, yeah?

1158
00:40:01,707 --> 00:40:02,908
- Okay, which one
of you needs help?

1159
00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:05,377
- Um, all of us in every way.

1160
00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:07,413
- Okay, but start with me.

1161
00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:09,581
- Okay, yeah.
- Thank you.

1162
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,050
- [gasps] It's Ben! One sec.

1163
00:40:12,050 --> 00:40:14,353
- [mockingly] Oh, Ben. One sec.
What about me?

1164
00:40:14,353 --> 00:40:16,288
I have a phone too, you know.

1165
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:19,091
Hello?
[bell dings]

1166
00:40:19,091 --> 00:40:20,459
[bell chimes]

1167
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:22,828
I'm an influencer
and I have a bell.

1168
00:40:22,828 --> 00:40:25,731
[bell chimes] Wouldn't wanna
give you a bad review.

1169
00:40:25,731 --> 00:40:28,267
You're getting in my shot.

1170
00:40:28,267 --> 00:40:29,735
<i>- Hey, babe. How'd it go?</i>

1171
00:40:29,735 --> 00:40:32,070
- Okay, so you know how
I really like making plans?

1172
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,806
I think I need
to start making some new ones.

1173
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,307
<i>- What do you mean?
What happened?</i>

1174
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:38,143
- Phoebe hired her little
vapist cousin over me.

1175
00:40:38,143 --> 00:40:40,546
<i>- Shit. Well, who knows?</i>

1176
00:40:40,546 --> 00:40:41,847
<i>Maybe he deserved it.</i>

1177
00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:43,816
<i>Anyways, where should we meet?</i>

1178
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,484
<i>Just landed at LAX.
</i>- I'm sorry.

1179
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,585
I might have misheard you.

1180
00:40:46,585 --> 00:40:48,887
You said
Cousin Borat deserved it?

1181
00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,656
<i>- Wait, his name is Borat?
</i>- No!

1182
00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:52,057
No one is named Borat!
[tools whirring]

1183
00:40:52,057 --> 00:40:54,760
Well, I know--
I wouldn't say no one,

1184
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,328
but--there's a possibility,

1185
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,430
but he's--he's not--
[sighs]

1186
00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:01,300
- Oh. Oh.

1187
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,235
Yes.

1188
00:41:03,235 --> 00:41:06,205
<i>[light odd music]</i>

1189
00:41:06,205 --> 00:41:09,141
[coin clinking]

1190
00:41:10,776 --> 00:41:13,145
Fuck me.

1191
00:41:13,145 --> 00:41:20,085
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1192
00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,456
[laughs]

1193
00:41:24,456 --> 00:41:26,692
Not today, Satan.

1194
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:33,799
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1195
00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:39,872
Here we go.

1196
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,740
- Touched the mirror up.
No problemo.

1197
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,041
You're all set, my man.

1198
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,077
- Thanks so much. Okay.
[laughs]

1199
00:41:45,077 --> 00:41:46,311
Bye.
- Yeah.

1200
00:41:46,311 --> 00:41:47,913
- I love what you're doing
with that, um...

1201
00:41:50,282 --> 00:41:52,518
Yeah.

1202
00:41:53,452 --> 00:41:57,322
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1203
00:41:57,322 --> 00:41:58,657
Are you kidding me?

1204
00:41:58,657 --> 00:42:01,326
Hey, hey, girl. Hey, girl?

1205
00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:03,595
- You can't possibly mean this.

1206
00:42:03,595 --> 00:42:05,364
Okay?
You're--I mean, you--

1207
00:42:05,364 --> 00:42:07,733
oh, you don't mean this.

1208
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,735
It's the game.
It's trying to break us up.

1209
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:12,204
<i>- What game?
</i>- Um, Ben, I'm sorry.

1210
00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:14,973
I need you to go
to an In-N-Out, any one,

1211
00:42:14,973 --> 00:42:16,508
try the fries,
tell me if they're good.

1212
00:42:16,508 --> 00:42:18,010
I don't think
they're that good, okay?

1213
00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:20,779
I'm gonna fix this
because I fucking love you!

1214
00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:22,047
Bye!
<i>- Love you t--</i>

1215
00:42:22,047 --> 00:42:24,016
- Come on, you little bastard.

1216
00:42:24,016 --> 00:42:25,083
Come to papa.

1217
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,818
[clang]

1218
00:42:26,818 --> 00:42:29,688
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit.

1219
00:42:29,688 --> 00:42:32,724
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1220
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,826
Oh, yep. Okay, this is it.

1221
00:42:34,826 --> 00:42:36,728
[bell dings]
- Hey, girl, sorry.

1222
00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,630
So funny story,
you actually made it worse

1223
00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:40,065
'cause it won't start.

1224
00:42:40,065 --> 00:42:41,466
- That is funny
because it was a second ago.

1225
00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:43,702
- So you agree, it's broken?
- Just hang on a minute.

1226
00:42:43,702 --> 00:42:45,003
I have
to help another customer.

1227
00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:47,139
- Okay, I'm a customer too,
so if you could--

1228
00:42:47,139 --> 00:42:48,874
- Pop quiz!

1229
00:42:48,874 --> 00:42:50,409
Where's Lake Titicaca?

1230
00:42:50,409 --> 00:42:53,545
[screaming]

1231
00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:58,483
- Hey!
- No! No!

1232
00:42:58,483 --> 00:42:59,818
[panting]
- Andy!

1233
00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:01,286
Chill out, brother man.

1234
00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:02,688
[sighs] God.

1235
00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:04,423
Listen, hey,
I just want to invite you

1236
00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:06,858
to a adult learning group
that I happen to be leading up.

1237
00:43:06,858 --> 00:43:07,826
I think you'd--
- [screams]

1238
00:43:07,826 --> 00:43:09,595
- [groans]
- [panting]

1239
00:43:09,595 --> 00:43:10,996
[crying]
- Oh.

1240
00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:13,031
Hey, cowboy, take it easy!

1241
00:43:13,031 --> 00:43:14,666
- [crying]

1242
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:16,735
Aah!

1243
00:43:16,735 --> 00:43:19,671
Is that what I look like?

1244
00:43:19,671 --> 00:43:21,773
[grunts]

1245
00:43:23,575 --> 00:43:25,811
<i>[tense music]</i>

1246
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,614
Stacy, you stupid bitch.

1247
00:43:28,614 --> 00:43:31,650
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1248
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,819
[yelling]

1249
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:37,956
- "Exorcist near me."

1250
00:43:37,956 --> 00:43:40,359
One sec. Just real quick.

1251
00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:43,595
Ugh, there's so much shit
on the Internet, right?

1252
00:43:43,595 --> 00:43:44,930
- I have other customers.

1253
00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:47,366
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.

1254
00:43:47,366 --> 00:43:48,400
<i>[eerie music]</i>

1255
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,168
Um.
- Oh, my God. Holy shit.

1256
00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:51,737
- You're holding my hand.
[laughs]

1257
00:43:51,737 --> 00:43:53,171
- I love you...
- Whoa.

1258
00:43:53,171 --> 00:43:56,074
- And what you do is essential
and honorable work.

1259
00:43:56,074 --> 00:43:57,643
Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

1260
00:43:57,643 --> 00:43:59,077
Uh--
- I'll Venmo you!

1261
00:43:59,077 --> 00:44:01,813
- Oh, I'm supposed to get paid!

1262
00:44:02,748 --> 00:44:04,249
- What the fuck?

1263
00:44:04,249 --> 00:44:07,719
- [crying]

1264
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,855
You go. Oh, it's you.

1265
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,923
[crying] Yeah, okay.
I can't go on Segway rides

1266
00:44:11,923 --> 00:44:13,692
on the beach with that man,
Erica.

1267
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,260
And I can't kill him either

1268
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:18,797
because Mr. Knight is like
a town fixture,

1269
00:44:18,797 --> 00:44:20,298
and I would get caught, like,
in five seconds.

1270
00:44:20,298 --> 00:44:23,335
And I can't go to prison.
Look at my face.

1271
00:44:23,335 --> 00:44:24,770
Look at my face.

1272
00:44:24,770 --> 00:44:26,571
I'm too pretty to go to prison!

1273
00:44:26,571 --> 00:44:27,873
- No one's killing anyone,
okay?

1274
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,541
Just get in the car
and ditch that thing.

1275
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:30,609
We're going to Mikayla's.

1276
00:44:30,609 --> 00:44:31,843
- Help me.

1277
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,345
- Chop-chop!
- [whimpers]

1278
00:44:33,345 --> 00:44:34,780
- Come on.

1279
00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:36,581
[thud]
Stupid.

1280
00:44:36,581 --> 00:44:39,217
[cries]

1281
00:44:39,217 --> 00:44:40,218
- You're okay.

1282
00:44:40,218 --> 00:44:42,821
- [whines]
- You're okay.

1283
00:44:42,821 --> 00:44:45,824
<i>[sinister music]</i>

1284
00:44:45,824 --> 00:44:49,061
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1285
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,996
- That's too much.
- I can't stress enough,

1286
00:44:50,996 --> 00:44:53,098
I can't stand when you dress up
kids like--

1287
00:44:53,098 --> 00:44:54,232
- Look, look, look, look, look!

1288
00:44:54,232 --> 00:44:55,467
- [laughs]

1289
00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:57,602
- Hey, Isabella!

1290
00:44:57,602 --> 00:45:00,138
You look so different
from the last time I saw you.

1291
00:45:00,138 --> 00:45:02,941
- Yeah, okay.
Well, Mommy might be a while,

1292
00:45:02,941 --> 00:45:04,910
so I want you to head on in,

1293
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,212
turn on the TV,
and watch "The Irishman."

1294
00:45:07,212 --> 00:45:08,980
- Why can't I trick or treat
with Arden?

1295
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,184
- Well, Arden's mom
is an emotional terrorist,

1296
00:45:12,184 --> 00:45:15,153
and her Botox
is honestly a crime.

1297
00:45:15,153 --> 00:45:17,055
So you wanna get inside?
- [sighs]

1298
00:45:17,055 --> 00:45:18,423
- All right. Love you.

1299
00:45:18,423 --> 00:45:19,658
- Sure about that?

1300
00:45:19,658 --> 00:45:21,493
- Excuse me?
- Love you.

1301
00:45:21,493 --> 00:45:23,061
- [laughs]

1302
00:45:23,061 --> 00:45:24,396
That was a fake smile.

1303
00:45:24,396 --> 00:45:26,064
- Okay, which one's Shamrock's?
- Upstairs.

1304
00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,099
You guys sure
you wanna do this?

1305
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,333
He's really expensive.

1306
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,469
- I mean, he's legit, right?
- [laughs]

1307
00:45:30,469 --> 00:45:34,106
You think I would be taken
by a mystic?

1308
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,140
- Yes.
- Yeah.

1309
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,108
- Really?
- Absolutely.

1310
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,509
- Hidey ho, fuckerinos.

1311
00:45:37,509 --> 00:45:39,044
- Oh, Limpy.
- Oh, shit.

1312
00:45:39,044 --> 00:45:40,345
We left Josh at the lot.

1313
00:45:40,345 --> 00:45:41,980
We're sorry.
- No, it's all good,

1314
00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:43,615
although I did almost turn
into a human s'more,

1315
00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:44,750
so that was kind of weird.

1316
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:45,951
By the way,
Mercedes runs great.

1317
00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,186
- Aah! Sports.
- For me anyway. [laughs]

1318
00:45:48,186 --> 00:45:49,488
- How did you even find us?

1319
00:45:49,488 --> 00:45:50,689
- Andy's Instagram.

1320
00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:51,923
- What?
- You're live right now.

1321
00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:53,125
- No, I'm not.
- You sure are.

1322
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,493
- [gasps] Oh, my gosh, I am.

1323
00:45:54,493 --> 00:45:55,927
Oh. Well, only four followers.

1324
00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:57,095
I should have at least nine.

1325
00:45:57,095 --> 00:45:58,964
- You're worried
about nine followers?

1326
00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:00,198
That's not even double digits.

1327
00:46:00,198 --> 00:46:02,801
Let's go up the stairs.
- Okay. [laughs]

1328
00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,169
Hey, guys. Going upstairs.

1329
00:46:04,169 --> 00:46:05,937
Sorry about the butt-dial.
[laughs]

1330
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:07,639
<i>- ♪ Informer, ya no say ♪</i>

1331
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,341
<i>♪ Daddy me Snow me,
I go blame ♪</i>

1332
00:46:09,341 --> 00:46:11,209
<i>♪ A licky boom boom dem ♪</i>

1333
00:46:11,209 --> 00:46:12,644
<i>♪ 'Tective man a say,
say daddy me Snow me ♪</i>

1334
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:15,147
[knock at door]

1335
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:17,182
- You've got
the wrong Shamrock!

1336
00:46:17,182 --> 00:46:18,750
<i>- ♪ Ya no say,
daddy me Snow me, I go blame ♪</i>

1337
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,819
<i>- It's me!</i>

1338
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:23,155
<i>- ♪ 'Tective man a say,
say daddy me Snow me ♪</i>

1339
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,357
- Me.

1340
00:46:25,357 --> 00:46:26,758
I'm me.

1341
00:46:26,758 --> 00:46:28,326
<i>- ♪ You better listen
for me now ♪</i>

1342
00:46:28,326 --> 00:46:30,662
<i>♪ Listen for me,
you better listen for me now ♪</i>

1343
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:31,863
<i>♪ When-a me rock-a
the microphone ♪</i>

1344
00:46:31,863 --> 00:46:33,465
<i>♪ Me rock on steady-a ♪</i>

1345
00:46:33,465 --> 00:46:35,300
<i>♪ Yes a daddy me, Snow me
are de article don ♪</i>

1346
00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:36,868
<i>♪ But the in an a-out a dance
an they say ♪</i>

1347
00:46:36,868 --> 00:46:38,303
<i>♪ Where you come from-a? ♪</i>

1348
00:46:38,303 --> 00:46:40,172
<i>♪ People dem say ya come
from Jamaica ♪</i>

1349
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,807
<i>♪ But me born an' raised
in the ghetto ♪</i>

1350
00:46:41,807 --> 00:46:44,276
- It's not Shamrock.
I'm a ghost!

1351
00:46:44,276 --> 00:46:45,811
Mikayla! [laughs]

1352
00:46:45,811 --> 00:46:47,879
Great to see you.

1353
00:46:47,879 --> 00:46:49,848
I'm not a ghost.

1354
00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:52,083
[laughs]

1355
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:54,419
She told you what?

1356
00:46:54,419 --> 00:46:56,655
- You guys don't have
to murder anyone.

1357
00:46:56,655 --> 00:46:58,957
[everyone sighs]
- I'm slightly more relieved.

1358
00:46:58,957 --> 00:47:00,759
- Whew.
- [laughs]

1359
00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:02,260
- That's cute.

1360
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,862
You guys
are in the right place.

1361
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,530
Okay?
Because I'm pretty dialed-in

1362
00:47:05,530 --> 00:47:07,599
to the spirit realm.

1363
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:11,136
And I don't wanna get, like,
all HJO on you.

1364
00:47:12,504 --> 00:47:13,839
Haley Joel Osment.

1365
00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:16,641
But entities,

1366
00:47:16,641 --> 00:47:18,310
they fuck with Shamrock.

1367
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:21,213
You know whose ghost
sat over there last week?

1368
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:22,747
Take a guess.
- Guess?

1369
00:47:22,747 --> 00:47:24,049
- Gandhi?
- No.

1370
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,116
- Is it Lucille Ball?
- What did you say?

1371
00:47:25,116 --> 00:47:26,518
- Was it Lucille Ball?
- No.

1372
00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:27,586
- The Gerber baby?

1373
00:47:27,586 --> 00:47:28,787
- Joe DiMaggio.
- Oh.

1374
00:47:28,787 --> 00:47:30,322
- Who?
- Joe DiMaggio.

1375
00:47:30,322 --> 00:47:31,723
- Joe DiMaggio.
- Marilyn Manson's husband.

1376
00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,325
- Marilyn Monroe.
- Baseball.

1377
00:47:33,325 --> 00:47:35,460
- Anyway, this sounds like what
we in the metaphysical field

1378
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,762
call "a real fuckup."
- Okay.

1379
00:47:37,762 --> 00:47:39,965
- So here's what
we're gonna do.

1380
00:47:39,965 --> 00:47:41,566
We're gonna conjure the demon.
- Mm-hmm.

1381
00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:42,868
- We're gonna uncross
your wires.

1382
00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:43,802
- Okay.
- And we're gonna send her

1383
00:47:43,802 --> 00:47:45,470
straight back to hell.

1384
00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:47,372
That sound groovy?
- Sounds so groovy.

1385
00:47:47,372 --> 00:47:48,974
- So groovy.
- It's groo-vay.

1386
00:47:48,974 --> 00:47:49,908
- All right,
so here's what I'm gonna need.

1387
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,710
I'm gonna need the book

1388
00:47:51,710 --> 00:47:53,011
and one of your Venmos.

1389
00:47:53,011 --> 00:47:54,412
- Okay.
- And in the For line,

1390
00:47:54,412 --> 00:47:55,847
don't put anything specific
and just put, like,

1391
00:47:55,847 --> 00:47:57,649
a random emoji or something
'cause I don't want Venmo

1392
00:47:57,649 --> 00:47:59,000
coming back at me with, like,
a business fee.

1393
00:48:00,701 --> 00:48:03,704
<i>[spooky music]</i>

1394
00:48:03,704 --> 00:48:06,207
- Anastasia?

1395
00:48:06,207 --> 00:48:08,042
Anastasia, if you can hear me,

1396
00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,176
send us a sign.

1397
00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:10,344
[knocks]
- [gasps]

1398
00:48:10,344 --> 00:48:11,779
both: Oh.

1399
00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:12,947
- Anastasia?

1400
00:48:12,947 --> 00:48:14,482
Anastasia, is that you?

1401
00:48:14,482 --> 00:48:16,917
Knock once for yes and twice
for no.

1402
00:48:16,917 --> 00:48:17,952
[knocks]
- [gasps]

1403
00:48:17,952 --> 00:48:19,153
- Okay.

1404
00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:20,287
Listen, we're not gonna take up

1405
00:48:20,287 --> 00:48:21,422
too much of your time.

1406
00:48:21,422 --> 00:48:23,591
I know it's crazy busy
down there

1407
00:48:23,591 --> 00:48:26,427
in your realm,
especially on Halloween.

1408
00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:28,062
So just tell us,

1409
00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:29,830
was it you who delivered
this book?

1410
00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,065
[knocks]

1411
00:48:31,065 --> 00:48:32,066
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa.

1412
00:48:32,066 --> 00:48:34,201
Well, okay.

1413
00:48:34,201 --> 00:48:37,138
And was it your intention
for these four souls

1414
00:48:37,138 --> 00:48:39,673
to be its recipient?

1415
00:48:39,673 --> 00:48:41,041
[knocks]
- Aah!

1416
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,510
- Okay, Shamrock,
we see what you're doing.

1417
00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:44,145
- Shh! Eyes closed.

1418
00:48:44,145 --> 00:48:45,713
She said it wasn't for you.
That's good news.

1419
00:48:45,713 --> 00:48:47,415
- No, it's not,
and we're out $1,500.

1420
00:48:47,415 --> 00:48:49,083
- Okay, you know what?
I don't even usually take

1421
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,084
walk-ins,
and I'm only doing this

1422
00:48:50,084 --> 00:48:51,152
'cause Mikayla's a friend.

1423
00:48:51,152 --> 00:48:52,953
- No, no, no, no.
I am so sorry.

1424
00:48:52,953 --> 00:48:54,755
Do you guys wanna do this
or not?

1425
00:48:54,755 --> 00:48:55,956
- Yes, we do.
- Okay.

1426
00:48:55,956 --> 00:48:57,258
- [sighs]
- Let's get into it.

1427
00:48:57,258 --> 00:48:59,527
Shamrock, they're sorry.

1428
00:48:59,527 --> 00:49:01,595
Stacy, you're still here,
right?

1429
00:49:01,595 --> 00:49:03,130
[clattering]

1430
00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:04,598
Okay, well,
let's get back into it.

1431
00:49:04,598 --> 00:49:05,766
Sham?

1432
00:49:05,766 --> 00:49:07,635
<i>[eerie music]</i>

1433
00:49:07,635 --> 00:49:08,869
- That wasn't me.

1434
00:49:08,869 --> 00:49:10,237
- What?

1435
00:49:10,237 --> 00:49:12,807
- We have a visitor.

1436
00:49:12,807 --> 00:49:15,009
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1437
00:49:15,009 --> 00:49:16,677
- My hair.

1438
00:49:16,677 --> 00:49:18,979
- Um, what the fuck?

1439
00:49:18,979 --> 00:49:20,915
- Okay, demon.

1440
00:49:20,915 --> 00:49:22,683
It's time to--
[gasps]

1441
00:49:22,683 --> 00:49:24,185
- Aah!

1442
00:49:24,185 --> 00:49:25,753
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1443
00:49:25,753 --> 00:49:27,888
Aah.

1444
00:49:27,888 --> 00:49:29,156
- [delicately] Shammy?

1445
00:49:29,156 --> 00:49:30,491
You--
- Aah!

1446
00:49:30,491 --> 00:49:32,593
- [as demon]
<i>Felicem vesperam sanctam.</i>

1447
00:49:32,593 --> 00:49:34,094
[all screaming]

1448
00:49:34,094 --> 00:49:36,730
- You bitches are so fucked.

1449
00:49:36,730 --> 00:49:38,299
- We never should've played
that fucking game!

1450
00:49:38,299 --> 00:49:40,034
- Core Three for life, huh?

1451
00:49:40,034 --> 00:49:41,235
- Core Three and Josh.

1452
00:49:41,235 --> 00:49:43,671
- What the fuck
do you want from us?

1453
00:49:43,671 --> 00:49:46,340
- ♪ Erica and Fischbein sittin'
in a tree ♪

1454
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,575
- Okay, you need
to take several seats.

1455
00:49:47,575 --> 00:49:49,610
Okay, you leave her alone.
- Or what?

1456
00:49:49,610 --> 00:49:52,646
You're gonna make me
a mean ticky-tocky?

1457
00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:55,082
I bet Mr. Knight
likes having his toes sucked.

1458
00:49:55,082 --> 00:49:56,183
- [whimpers]
- Mm-mm, Stacy,

1459
00:49:56,183 --> 00:49:57,718
you leave him alone.

1460
00:49:57,718 --> 00:50:00,020
- Mrs. Joey Fatone.

1461
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,589
Mega-mansion, huh?

1462
00:50:01,589 --> 00:50:02,857
- Yes.

1463
00:50:02,857 --> 00:50:04,992
- Actually sounds pretty nice.

1464
00:50:04,992 --> 00:50:07,027
- Honestly, it doesn't sound
that bad.

1465
00:50:07,027 --> 00:50:08,195
But you shut up.
You shut up!

1466
00:50:08,195 --> 00:50:09,363
- Yeah, man.
Shut the fuck up!

1467
00:50:09,363 --> 00:50:12,299
- Well, if it isn't the virgin!

1468
00:50:12,299 --> 00:50:14,101
- [chuckles]
All right.

1469
00:50:14,101 --> 00:50:15,836
This guy's obviously
a scam artist,

1470
00:50:15,836 --> 00:50:18,105
'cause I fuck puss all the time
and we all know it.

1471
00:50:18,105 --> 00:50:19,440
[laughs]
- Puss?

1472
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,610
- You're gonna die today,
incel boy.

1473
00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:24,945
- [choking]
[all screaming]

1474
00:50:24,945 --> 00:50:27,147
I've definitely had sex,
though!

1475
00:50:27,147 --> 00:50:28,616
[all exclaiming]

1476
00:50:28,616 --> 00:50:31,585
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1477
00:50:31,585 --> 00:50:33,754
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1478
00:50:33,754 --> 00:50:37,157
- [rasping]

1479
00:50:37,157 --> 00:50:39,560
- God, that's loud and stinky.

1480
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,763
Shamrock?
Sham, are you--are you okay?

1481
00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:44,732
Are you yourself?

1482
00:50:44,732 --> 00:50:47,101
Shammy?
Shamrock?

1483
00:50:47,101 --> 00:50:48,435
Is that you?
You okay?

1484
00:50:48,435 --> 00:50:49,870
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1485
00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:51,338
- Did...

1486
00:50:51,338 --> 00:50:53,040
- Yeah?
- Yeah?

1487
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,808
- [gulps]

1488
00:50:54,808 --> 00:50:56,243
The Venmo go through?

1489
00:50:59,446 --> 00:51:02,316
Guys, I said use an emoji.

1490
00:51:09,156 --> 00:51:10,591
- He's sensitive.

1491
00:51:10,591 --> 00:51:13,527
- [sobbing]

1492
00:51:17,631 --> 00:51:20,200
[sniffling]

1493
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,670
<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

1494
00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:23,804
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1495
00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:27,107
- Hey, Josh.
It's okay. We knew.

1496
00:51:27,107 --> 00:51:28,175
- You did?

1497
00:51:28,175 --> 00:51:30,177
- Definitely.
- Yeah.

1498
00:51:30,177 --> 00:51:32,813
- Look, for the record,
I'm not an incel.

1499
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:33,881
All right?

1500
00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,215
I'm just involuntarily
celibate.

1501
00:51:35,215 --> 00:51:36,784
Okay, yeah.
That's what an incel is.

1502
00:51:36,784 --> 00:51:37,952
- Heard it out loud.
- You get it.

1503
00:51:37,952 --> 00:51:38,986
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1504
00:51:38,986 --> 00:51:40,788
- Guys, I--

1505
00:51:40,788 --> 00:51:43,057
I can't die a virgin.

1506
00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,292
- [inhales deeply]
Okay.

1507
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,761
I will take one for the team.

1508
00:51:47,761 --> 00:51:50,164
I will give you one,
two minutes--

1509
00:51:50,164 --> 00:51:52,566
- I don't want a pity hump.

1510
00:51:52,566 --> 00:51:55,235
I want the real thing,
you know?

1511
00:51:55,235 --> 00:51:57,104
I want to live.

1512
00:51:57,104 --> 00:51:58,839
I want to be loved.

1513
00:51:58,839 --> 00:52:00,741
I want to be held.

1514
00:52:00,741 --> 00:52:02,242
I want to do reiki
on a beach somewhere.

1515
00:52:02,242 --> 00:52:03,577
- What?

1516
00:52:03,577 --> 00:52:05,045
- So help me God,
if I had a M.A.S.H. wife--

1517
00:52:05,045 --> 00:52:06,380
[sniffles]

1518
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,615
I would kill
the shit out of that bitch.

1519
00:52:07,615 --> 00:52:10,551
- Aw, so sweet.
- [sniffles]

1520
00:52:10,551 --> 00:52:12,219
But I guess even
in my own fantasies,

1521
00:52:12,219 --> 00:52:13,988
I'm still destined
to be alone, huh?

1522
00:52:13,988 --> 00:52:15,356
- Yeah.

1523
00:52:15,356 --> 00:52:17,291
- Okay, is no one gonna say it?
- Say what?

1524
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,292
- Okay, I guess I'll say it.

1525
00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,426
[chuckles]
- What?

1526
00:52:19,426 --> 00:52:20,327
- Erica, you have
to kill Fischbein.

1527
00:52:20,327 --> 00:52:21,328
- Yeah.
- What?

1528
00:52:21,328 --> 00:52:22,363
- Yeah.
- I can't do it.

1529
00:52:22,363 --> 00:52:23,764
I was valedictorian!
- So?

1530
00:52:23,764 --> 00:52:25,532
The Unabomber went to Harvard.
What's your point?

1531
00:52:25,532 --> 00:52:27,267
- Did he really? He must've
been legacy or something.

1532
00:52:27,267 --> 00:52:28,535
- Super sure.
- He was really smart.

1533
00:52:28,535 --> 00:52:29,903
- Okay, I'm not a murderer,
okay, Andy?

1534
00:52:29,903 --> 00:52:32,272
I'm not gonna do it.
We just need to re-group

1535
00:52:32,272 --> 00:52:33,574
and make some flowcharts
or something.

1536
00:52:33,574 --> 00:52:36,410
- Flowch--what?
It's a demon curse, Erica!

1537
00:52:36,410 --> 00:52:38,012
You're not just gonna
make some Microsoft Excel

1538
00:52:38,012 --> 00:52:39,413
and get rid of it, okay?

1539
00:52:39,413 --> 00:52:40,981
And no one's gonna,
like, fucking miss

1540
00:52:40,981 --> 00:52:42,149
or even question
the disappearance

1541
00:52:42,149 --> 00:52:43,851
of Jeremy Fischbein, okay?

1542
00:52:43,851 --> 00:52:46,353
The guy had no goals,
no ambition,

1543
00:52:46,353 --> 00:52:48,889
he's boring, so dull, and so,
like, ugh!

1544
00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:50,724
- Not to mention
he's a shit driver, am I right?

1545
00:52:50,724 --> 00:52:52,092
- [chuckles]

1546
00:52:52,092 --> 00:52:54,328
- Also, you would literally
be saving my life,

1547
00:52:54,328 --> 00:52:57,331
so that would
be pretty fucking sweet.

1548
00:52:58,532 --> 00:53:01,602
- Okay, fine.
I'll do it.

1549
00:53:01,602 --> 00:53:04,271
I'll whack off Fischbein
tonight at Camp Wanabangme.

1550
00:53:04,271 --> 00:53:05,706
- Yes.
- Okay, are you happy?

1551
00:53:05,706 --> 00:53:09,877
- No, not whack him off.
It's just, like, whack him.

1552
00:53:09,877 --> 00:53:11,311
- I've always said that.

1553
00:53:11,311 --> 00:53:12,613
- Whacking off is, like...
- Don't listen to them.

1554
00:53:12,613 --> 00:53:13,981
- You know, when you, like--

1555
00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:15,315
- In our house, it's whack off.

1556
00:53:15,315 --> 00:53:18,185
<i>[tense music]</i>

1557
00:53:18,185 --> 00:53:20,154
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1558
00:53:20,154 --> 00:53:22,556
<i>[Train's "Drops of Jupiter"]</i>

1559
00:53:22,556 --> 00:53:24,425
- You know, when
I saw your message in the app,

1560
00:53:24,425 --> 00:53:26,694
I was like, "Okay, what'd
she leave in my backseat?

1561
00:53:26,694 --> 00:53:27,828
Wallet or keys?"

1562
00:53:27,828 --> 00:53:28,762
- [laughs]

1563
00:53:28,762 --> 00:53:29,930
- And then when you're like,

1564
00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:31,265
"Oh, actually I'm single.
Let's hang out."

1565
00:53:31,265 --> 00:53:33,967
I was like, "Okay, heck yeah."
[chuckles]

1566
00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:36,603
- Guess I've just been
waiting for this moment

1567
00:53:36,603 --> 00:53:38,205
since I saw that sweet
Austin Powers impression

1568
00:53:38,205 --> 00:53:40,107
when we were in seventh grade.

1569
00:53:40,107 --> 00:53:43,844
- Yeah, I still dabble
in impressions, actually.

1570
00:53:43,844 --> 00:53:45,646
- Really?
- Yeah.

1571
00:53:45,646 --> 00:53:46,947
Yeah.

1572
00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:48,415
- Can I see one?

1573
00:53:48,415 --> 00:53:50,984
- Yeah, yeah, like uh...

1574
00:53:50,984 --> 00:53:54,488
Werner Herzog was looking at
this plate, he'd be like,

1575
00:53:54,488 --> 00:53:55,889
[like Werner Herzog]
Cheese is the symbol

1576
00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:59,893
of man's dominance
over the dairy animals.

1577
00:53:59,893 --> 00:54:01,495
- [laughs]

1578
00:54:01,495 --> 00:54:03,931
- Or I usually do Sam Elliott
hosting "RuPaul's Drag Race."

1579
00:54:03,931 --> 00:54:05,199
- Okay.

1580
00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:06,500
- [like Sam Elliott]
Bring back my hogs.

1581
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,736
For today's maxi challenge,

1582
00:54:08,736 --> 00:54:10,804
you gotta dress up
all these little piggies

1583
00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:13,707
like they're hitting Studio 54.

1584
00:54:13,707 --> 00:54:15,142
- [laughing]

1585
00:54:15,142 --> 00:54:16,877
So wait, all the "Drag Race"
contestants are all--

1586
00:54:16,877 --> 00:54:18,479
- They're hogs.
- [normally] Hogs? Yeah.

1587
00:54:18,479 --> 00:54:19,980
- [like Sam Elliott] They're
gonna be a great bacon one day.

1588
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:21,215
- [laughing]

1589
00:54:21,215 --> 00:54:23,283
- Look at me.
You're a beautiful hog.

1590
00:54:23,283 --> 00:54:25,018
Don't let anyone
take that away from you.

1591
00:54:25,018 --> 00:54:26,386
- [laughs]

1592
00:54:26,386 --> 00:54:27,755
- [normally]
Anyway, uh, to your health.

1593
00:54:29,556 --> 00:54:32,025
- And to yours.

1594
00:54:32,025 --> 00:54:35,028
<i>[jazz music]</i>

1595
00:54:35,028 --> 00:54:38,699
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1596
00:54:38,699 --> 00:54:40,501
[coughs]

1597
00:54:40,501 --> 00:54:42,970
Um, I got a ride.

1598
00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:44,671
- Yeah, all right.

1599
00:54:46,067 --> 00:54:48,303
- [sighs]
[shovel scraping]

1600
00:54:48,303 --> 00:54:50,672
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1601
00:54:50,672 --> 00:54:52,340
[panting]
Oh, God.

1602
00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:53,842
[groans]

1603
00:54:53,842 --> 00:54:55,610
- Uh, you sound
really out-of-shape.

1604
00:54:55,610 --> 00:54:57,412
- Oh, God. I'm gonna throw up.
- Yeah.

1605
00:54:57,412 --> 00:54:58,680
- Oh, boy.
[heaves]

1606
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,315
- Ugh, you okay?
- Oh yeah, I'm all right.

1607
00:55:00,315 --> 00:55:01,850
[heaves]
- Oh, God. No.

1608
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,918
- [groans]
Just so we're clear...

1609
00:55:03,918 --> 00:55:06,855
I did that
so we don't go to jail,

1610
00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:09,357
not because
of my M.A.S.H fate...

1611
00:55:09,357 --> 00:55:10,759
as a gravedigger.

1612
00:55:10,759 --> 00:55:12,560
- Of course not, but you
are freakishly good at it.

1613
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,895
- Well, thank you.

1614
00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:15,096
- It wasn't a compliment.
It's a disgusting job.

1615
00:55:15,096 --> 00:55:16,231
- All right.

1616
00:55:16,231 --> 00:55:17,399
- So when you're done
with that,

1617
00:55:17,399 --> 00:55:18,266
put the shovel over there
by cabin 69.

1618
00:55:18,266 --> 00:55:19,434
[chuckles]
69.

1619
00:55:19,434 --> 00:55:20,635
That's where
we told Erica we would be

1620
00:55:20,635 --> 00:55:22,237
and we're gonna hide over there

1621
00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:24,372
where Mikayla's pissing in the
bushes where we're gonna hide!

1622
00:55:24,372 --> 00:55:26,574
[liquid splatters]
Mikayla!

1623
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:28,877
<i>[soft sultry music]</i>

1624
00:55:28,877 --> 00:55:32,280
- I don't plan of Lyfting
forever, of course.

1625
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,082
- You have some
larger aspirations?

1626
00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:36,951
- Yeah, I mean,
doesn't everybody?

1627
00:55:36,951 --> 00:55:39,154
I'm trying to open up
my own artisanal cheese shop,

1628
00:55:39,154 --> 00:55:40,455
Fischbein Farms.

1629
00:55:40,455 --> 00:55:42,424
I've been studying up
on how to age everything

1630
00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:44,559
from gouda to gruyere.

1631
00:55:44,559 --> 00:55:46,060
[chuckles]

1632
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:47,729
Luckily, my parents are
letting me stay for a while.

1633
00:55:47,729 --> 00:55:49,197
I'm in savings mode.

1634
00:55:49,197 --> 00:55:51,833
And I just--
I really love my parents.

1635
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:54,702
- Wow, so you're gonna
be a cheesemonger?

1636
00:55:54,702 --> 00:55:58,072
- Uh, we prefer curd nerd.
[laughter]

1637
00:55:58,072 --> 00:56:00,141
I saw that on the internet.
- [laughs]

1638
00:56:00,141 --> 00:56:01,643
Man,
I'm, like, killing it tonight.

1639
00:56:01,643 --> 00:56:03,745
- Mm!

1640
00:56:03,745 --> 00:56:04,913
- How's that chevre tasting?

1641
00:56:04,913 --> 00:56:06,548
- Honestly,
I could bathe in this.

1642
00:56:06,548 --> 00:56:08,283
Where's it from?

1643
00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:10,652
- Not where, who.

1644
00:56:10,652 --> 00:56:11,786
- Hmm?

1645
00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:13,755
- Come on.
I'll show you the shack.

1646
00:56:13,755 --> 00:56:15,690
- The--the what?
<i>[goat bleats]</i>

1647
00:56:17,525 --> 00:56:20,094
- I built it just for her.

1648
00:56:20,094 --> 00:56:21,563
Henrietta,
meet my friend Erica.

1649
00:56:21,563 --> 00:56:22,797
[Henrietta bleats]

1650
00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:25,433
- Oh, my God.
Jeremy, she's adorable.

1651
00:56:25,433 --> 00:56:26,835
- Yeah, she is.

1652
00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:29,103
You're a hell of a dairy goat,
too, aren't ya?

1653
00:56:29,103 --> 00:56:30,438
You wouldn't know it
looking at her,

1654
00:56:30,438 --> 00:56:32,373
but she was actually
the runt of her litter.

1655
00:56:32,373 --> 00:56:34,709
Guess that's
why I like her so much.

1656
00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,010
I'm kind of a runt, too.

1657
00:56:36,010 --> 00:56:37,779
<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

1658
00:56:37,779 --> 00:56:39,247
[Henrietta bleats loudly]

1659
00:56:39,247 --> 00:56:41,516
Oh, my God.
- What? What's wrong?

1660
00:56:41,516 --> 00:56:42,584
[Henrietta bleats]

1661
00:56:42,584 --> 00:56:45,286
- Um, she's early.

1662
00:56:45,286 --> 00:56:47,856
- Early for what?
[Henrietta bleats]

1663
00:56:47,856 --> 00:56:51,659
- Get in here quick.
- Why?

1664
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,695
- We're having a kid.

1665
00:56:53,695 --> 00:56:55,697
- Kid?
[Henrietta bleats]

1666
00:56:56,898 --> 00:56:58,867
- Oh,
what's taking her so long?

1667
00:56:58,867 --> 00:57:00,802
- I don't know.
It's hard to seduce people.

1668
00:57:00,802 --> 00:57:02,837
- Never send a blond
to do a gay man's job.

1669
00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:04,005
- What?
- What?

1670
00:57:04,005 --> 00:57:05,940
- Wait, you're gay?
- Oh, come on.

1671
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,875
- What?
- Is he gay?

1672
00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:07,909
- Shut up, Josh.

1673
00:57:07,909 --> 00:57:09,010
- I didn't--I don't know.

1674
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,311
I don't make assumptions
like that.

1675
00:57:10,311 --> 00:57:12,213
- Honestly pretty progressive.
- Thank you.

1676
00:57:12,213 --> 00:57:13,348
- You're welcome.

1677
00:57:13,348 --> 00:57:14,349
[Henrietta bleats]

1678
00:57:14,349 --> 00:57:16,751
- My God, so little.

1679
00:57:16,751 --> 00:57:17,852
- Dang, mommy!

1680
00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:19,187
Check you out,
bottle-feeding.

1681
00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:20,822
I'm calling you
for future litters.

1682
00:57:20,822 --> 00:57:22,857
- [laughs]
Future litters?

1683
00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:24,626
- Come on.
I can't have just one kid.

1684
00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:28,062
The plan is a hundred.

1685
00:57:28,062 --> 00:57:29,797
<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

1686
00:57:29,797 --> 00:57:32,000
- Um, you know what?

1687
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,737
Maybe mama and baby need
to relax, bond.

1688
00:57:35,737 --> 00:57:37,839
Maybe get a change of scenery?

1689
00:57:37,839 --> 00:57:39,841
- Um, sure.

1690
00:57:39,841 --> 00:57:42,076
Um, what were you thinking?

1691
00:57:42,076 --> 00:57:44,879
Axe-throwing bar, something?

1692
00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,848
- What about Camp Wanabango?

1693
00:57:46,848 --> 00:57:49,217
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1694
00:57:49,217 --> 00:57:50,718
- Hell yeah.

1695
00:57:50,718 --> 00:57:53,054
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1696
00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,489
- [chuckling]
- You look like Jigglypuff.

1697
00:57:54,489 --> 00:57:56,257
- I'm Ariana Grande.
- You do look like

1698
00:57:56,257 --> 00:57:58,026
a Jigglypuff Grande.
- [sighs]

1699
00:57:58,026 --> 00:57:59,060
- Yeah,
look at his little curl.

1700
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,662
You're Jigglypuff.
- I'm--

1701
00:58:00,662 --> 00:58:02,196
Oh--
[shushing] Here she comes.

1702
00:58:02,196 --> 00:58:04,098
- For a spot we all used
to party at,

1703
00:58:04,098 --> 00:58:06,568
this place has super
dark vibes, right?

1704
00:58:06,568 --> 00:58:07,702
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

1705
00:58:07,702 --> 00:58:09,904
Paging Jason Voorhees.
- [laughs]

1706
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:12,507
That's silly.
- Yeah.

1707
00:58:12,507 --> 00:58:14,442
- [barely audible] Good luck.

1708
00:58:14,442 --> 00:58:16,377
- Man, I-I feel
like such an A-hole

1709
00:58:16,377 --> 00:58:19,547
for not asking you why you were
home in the first place.

1710
00:58:19,547 --> 00:58:20,748
- Oh, uh, that's okay.

1711
00:58:20,748 --> 00:58:22,483
Um, I was here
for a job interview,

1712
00:58:22,483 --> 00:58:23,918
um, but I didn't get it.

1713
00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:26,821
The boss ended up giving it
to her asshole cousin,

1714
00:58:26,821 --> 00:58:29,691
Lenny, who's still
waiting for his...

1715
00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:31,426
frontal lobe to develop.

1716
00:58:31,426 --> 00:58:32,827
- Oh.

1717
00:58:32,827 --> 00:58:34,062
- [barely audible]
It's go time.

1718
00:58:34,062 --> 00:58:38,132
- Well, Lenny sounds like
a douche canoe.

1719
00:58:38,132 --> 00:58:39,968
- [laughs] Oh, that's--

1720
00:58:39,968 --> 00:58:41,202
y-you don't think
he deserved it?

1721
00:58:41,202 --> 00:58:42,804
- What the fuck is she doing?

1722
00:58:42,804 --> 00:58:44,472
- The CEO's cousin?
Yeah, he earned it about

1723
00:58:44,472 --> 00:58:46,307
as much as I earned
my Peyronie's disease.

1724
00:58:46,307 --> 00:58:48,276
If this lady can't see
your brilliance,

1725
00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:53,648
then she's just as moronic
as the dude she promoted.

1726
00:58:53,648 --> 00:58:55,516
- That is so nice to hear.

1727
00:58:55,516 --> 00:58:58,219
- You were always
so insanely talented.

1728
00:58:58,219 --> 00:59:02,056
I mean, you won, like,
every art show in school.

1729
00:59:02,056 --> 00:59:03,591
<i>[tender music]</i>

1730
00:59:03,591 --> 00:59:07,095
God, I had such a crush on you
when we were kids.

1731
00:59:07,095 --> 00:59:08,529
- I had a crush on you.

1732
00:59:08,529 --> 00:59:12,233
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1733
00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:13,868
- [whispering loudly] Even this
firecrotch is getting ass?

1734
00:59:13,868 --> 00:59:15,470
Unbelievable.

1735
00:59:15,470 --> 00:59:18,072
- Did you hear that?
- Um, I think that was an owl.

1736
00:59:18,072 --> 00:59:19,340
N--um--
- Hoo-hoot.

1737
00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:21,142
- No, no, Jeremy, ah,
I wouldn't, um--

1738
00:59:21,142 --> 00:59:22,210
- Hoot.
- I wouldn't go over there.

1739
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,778
Owls are very territorial.

1740
00:59:23,778 --> 00:59:24,879
Shit.

1741
00:59:24,879 --> 00:59:26,080
- What the--

1742
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,582
- Hoot.
- Oh, God.

1743
00:59:27,582 --> 00:59:29,384
- Oh.

1744
00:59:29,384 --> 00:59:30,652
- What--

1745
00:59:30,652 --> 00:59:33,187
is this some kind of prank
or something?

1746
00:59:33,187 --> 00:59:35,723
- What? I didn't even know
you guys still hung out here.

1747
00:59:35,723 --> 00:59:36,991
That's so fuckin' crazy.
That's fun.

1748
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,226
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

1749
00:59:38,226 --> 00:59:39,560
- What is this,
uh, a brewski session?

1750
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,262
Huh? Fuckin' pass one.

1751
00:59:41,262 --> 00:59:42,196
[overlapping chatter]
- Whoo!

1752
00:59:42,196 --> 00:59:45,333
- Yeah, brewski times!

1753
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:47,001
- Oh, yum.

1754
00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:49,504
- That can is clearly old
and full of dirt.

1755
00:59:49,504 --> 00:59:50,538
- [coughs]

1756
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,008
- So you lured me here
on a date

1757
00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:55,843
to--to Camp Wanabangme,

1758
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:58,479
to Cabin 69,

1759
00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,014
as a prank?

1760
01:00:00,014 --> 01:00:03,017
- No, this is--this is just
a crazy, crazy coincidence.

1761
01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:04,485
- No, the first two times
was a coincidence.

1762
01:00:04,485 --> 01:00:05,987
This--

1763
01:00:05,987 --> 01:00:08,222
this is mean.

1764
01:00:08,222 --> 01:00:10,324
Are you even single?
Mikayla, is she single?

1765
01:00:10,324 --> 01:00:14,262
- Ooh, ah, that's a--
that's a tricky question.

1766
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:17,231
- Man, I--I feel
like such an idiot.

1767
01:00:17,231 --> 01:00:21,235
I really thought I had a chance
with Erica Greenspan.

1768
01:00:23,504 --> 01:00:26,040
Cool joke, though.
- No, no, no.

1769
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,209
No, I'm--I'm so s--no, no.
[spluttering]

1770
01:00:28,209 --> 01:00:30,311
What if we're meant
to be together?

1771
01:00:30,311 --> 01:00:31,979
Jeremy, what if I want
to live in a shack

1772
01:00:31,979 --> 01:00:32,980
with you and have 100 kids?

1773
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:34,515
- Well, congratulations.

1774
01:00:34,515 --> 01:00:37,018
You just had your first fight
as a future couple

1775
01:00:37,018 --> 01:00:38,886
since you couldn't
end the game!

1776
01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,855
- I'm sorry
I couldn't kill him.

1777
01:00:40,855 --> 01:00:42,190
He's fucking nice.

1778
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:44,158
And he's got dreams,
and he's a sweetheart.

1779
01:00:44,158 --> 01:00:45,393
- Oh, he's charming?

1780
01:00:45,393 --> 01:00:47,995
Oh, he's fucking
Prince Charming.

1781
01:00:47,995 --> 01:00:49,731
Come on, Erica!

1782
01:00:49,731 --> 01:00:51,065
It's fucking Fischbein!

1783
01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:52,600
And you made a promise.

1784
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,502
You're such a bad friend.

1785
01:00:54,502 --> 01:00:56,204
- [scoffs] Really?

1786
01:00:56,204 --> 01:00:58,539
Okay, I'm--I'm sorry,
when did murder

1787
01:00:58,539 --> 01:01:00,208
become the metric
of true friendship?

1788
01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:02,176
- Mikayla, back me up.

1789
01:01:04,412 --> 01:01:06,214
- Hm.

1790
01:01:06,214 --> 01:01:07,582
- Oh, my God.
- What?

1791
01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:09,150
- Oh, my God!

1792
01:01:09,150 --> 01:01:11,052
You're glad she didn't
finish the game, aren't you?

1793
01:01:11,052 --> 01:01:13,020
- What? No.

1794
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,223
I mean, it's just...

1795
01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:17,325
I'm kind of psyched
about my fate.

1796
01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:20,094
You know, it would be awesome
to win Hell in a Cell,

1797
01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:22,663
marry up, and honestly,

1798
01:01:22,663 --> 01:01:24,098
these are growing on me.

1799
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,666
- See? I'm not a bad friend.

1800
01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:26,968
- Oh, my God, what did
you think was gonna happen?

1801
01:01:26,968 --> 01:01:28,269
You were gonna get that job,

1802
01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:29,670
and you were gonna move
back into town,

1803
01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:31,606
and it's gonna be like 2002

1804
01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:33,274
with the Core Three!
Core Three!

1805
01:01:33,274 --> 01:01:35,343
Lolz, "Pimp My Ride!"

1806
01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:36,711
- I never said shit
about "Pimp My Ride."

1807
01:01:36,711 --> 01:01:37,845
- Okay, what'd you think?

1808
01:01:37,845 --> 01:01:38,746
We were gonna hang out
every day?

1809
01:01:38,746 --> 01:01:39,981
What would we talk about?

1810
01:01:39,981 --> 01:01:41,783
The King of Farts?
- Ah, Paul Dudley!

1811
01:01:41,783 --> 01:01:43,684
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Josh!

1812
01:01:43,684 --> 01:01:45,286
- That guy rocks, Andy!

1813
01:01:45,286 --> 01:01:48,689
- Erica, you have been MIA
for a long time.

1814
01:01:48,689 --> 01:01:50,858
- Okay, I'm--I'm sorry
I moved to New York.

1815
01:01:50,858 --> 01:01:52,460
Okay? But here's a question.

1816
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:55,930
When was the last time any
of you checked on me, hmm?

1817
01:01:55,930 --> 01:01:59,066
I'm not gonna lord that over
you, though, because I care

1818
01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:00,935
about this friendship
and I want it to work.

1819
01:02:00,935 --> 01:02:04,038
In fact, I'm the only one who
keeps that text thread movin'.

1820
01:02:04,038 --> 01:02:05,106
- [laughs]

1821
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:06,607
- Sorry, what text thread?

1822
01:02:06,607 --> 01:02:09,110
- [laughing] Yeah,
you're the only one keeping

1823
01:02:09,110 --> 01:02:10,545
that text thread alive...

1824
01:02:10,545 --> 01:02:13,181
- Yeah.
- With your cringey memes!

1825
01:02:13,181 --> 01:02:14,282
What do we call her, Mikayla?

1826
01:02:14,282 --> 01:02:15,550
- We don't have
to do this, Andy.

1827
01:02:15,550 --> 01:02:16,584
- Tell her.
- We don't have to do this.

1828
01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:17,518
- Tell her.
- No, no, no.

1829
01:02:17,518 --> 01:02:18,786
I'm curious.

1830
01:02:18,786 --> 01:02:20,121
What do you call me?

1831
01:02:20,121 --> 01:02:22,123
- We call you...

1832
01:02:22,123 --> 01:02:23,691
the Memelord.

1833
01:02:23,691 --> 01:02:26,294
And we have a sidebar
text thread

1834
01:02:26,294 --> 01:02:29,130
talking about
how cringey yours are.

1835
01:02:29,130 --> 01:02:30,531
- [scoffs]

1836
01:02:30,531 --> 01:02:32,166
- Okay, so I'm not in either
one of the text threads?

1837
01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,302
all: Shut the fuck up, Josh!

1838
01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:35,403
- This isn't about you!

1839
01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:37,405
- Yeah, of course it isn't!

1840
01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:39,941
It's never about old Josh,
is it?

1841
01:02:39,941 --> 01:02:41,275
I mean, I'm the one
that's set to die

1842
01:02:41,275 --> 01:02:42,410
now that Fisch isn't, right?

1843
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,778
- Hopefully.
- But whatever.

1844
01:02:43,778 --> 01:02:45,913
Let's just talk
about anything else first.

1845
01:02:45,913 --> 01:02:47,281
Huh?

1846
01:02:47,281 --> 01:02:49,183
You guys have always treated me

1847
01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:51,452
like nothing more
than an afterthought.

1848
01:02:51,452 --> 01:02:52,286
[twig snaps]

1849
01:02:52,286 --> 01:02:54,021
- What the hell was that?

1850
01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:55,957
<i>[ominous music]</i>

1851
01:02:55,957 --> 01:02:57,391
- Oh, my God, it's Mr. Knight.

1852
01:02:57,391 --> 01:02:58,893
What's he doing
at Camp Wanabangme?

1853
01:02:58,893 --> 01:03:01,829
- Probably fucking an atlas.
That guy's a creep.

1854
01:03:01,829 --> 01:03:03,931
I'm gonna save all our asses.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1855
01:03:03,931 --> 01:03:05,733
- You can thank me later,
dildos.

1856
01:03:07,068 --> 01:03:08,736
- Mr. Leonard?
- Pop quiz, fuckface!

1857
01:03:08,736 --> 01:03:09,871
[grunts]

1858
01:03:09,871 --> 01:03:11,572
- Oh!
- Oh!

1859
01:03:11,572 --> 01:03:12,773
- Ah!

1860
01:03:12,773 --> 01:03:14,108
- [panting]

1861
01:03:14,108 --> 01:03:16,277
See? Was that so hard?

1862
01:03:16,277 --> 01:03:18,279
- I mean--
- It looked--

1863
01:03:18,279 --> 01:03:19,881
it looked difficult, yeah.
- Really hard.

1864
01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:21,015
- But you made it look good.

1865
01:03:21,015 --> 01:03:22,683
- Thank you.

1866
01:03:22,683 --> 01:03:23,618
[all gasp]
- Ah!

1867
01:03:23,618 --> 01:03:24,585
- [sighs]

1868
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,488
That's a detention.

1869
01:03:27,488 --> 01:03:28,422
- [shrieks]

1870
01:03:29,257 --> 01:03:30,558
- Whoa!
- Oh!

1871
01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:32,193
- Oh, I think big boy wants
to tango, huh?

1872
01:03:32,193 --> 01:03:33,527
Hey! Oopsie.

1873
01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:35,062
- Ooh.
- Oh, you know.

1874
01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:35,997
- [grunts]
- Oops!

1875
01:03:35,997 --> 01:03:37,465
Nope! Try again.

1876
01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:38,933
- I'm trying to!
- Oh!

1877
01:03:38,933 --> 01:03:40,067
That's sad. Upcha!

1878
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,469
- This is getting hard
to watch.

1879
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,304
- Don't try to hit me. Hit me.

1880
01:03:43,304 --> 01:03:46,274
Oh! Andy, there are
consequences for your actions.

1881
01:03:46,274 --> 01:03:49,977
Why won't you die!

1882
01:03:49,977 --> 01:03:51,545
- [gasps]
- Oh!

1883
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,814
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, okay.

1884
01:03:53,814 --> 01:03:55,549
- Is he...

1885
01:03:55,549 --> 01:03:56,717
- [inhales sharply]
- Oh!

1886
01:03:56,717 --> 01:03:57,852
- Ah!
- [gasps]

1887
01:03:57,852 --> 01:04:00,187
- You're gonna do great, kid.

1888
01:04:00,187 --> 01:04:02,523
- Thank you.

1889
01:04:02,523 --> 01:04:03,658
[all sigh]

1890
01:04:03,658 --> 01:04:05,793
- Okay.

1891
01:04:05,793 --> 01:04:07,862
- Fill her up, Josh.

1892
01:04:07,862 --> 01:04:10,364
Shovel's in the grave.

1893
01:04:10,364 --> 01:04:11,799
- You should probably
go check his pulse.

1894
01:04:11,799 --> 01:04:14,268
- Me? Don't send
the Black one in first.

1895
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:15,569
You go.
- I wanna touch a dead body.

1896
01:04:17,438 --> 01:04:20,574
<i>[dramatic musical flourish]</i>

1897
01:04:20,574 --> 01:04:24,000
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1898
01:04:25,167 --> 01:04:28,137
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1899
01:04:28,137 --> 01:04:31,574
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1900
01:04:31,574 --> 01:04:32,641
- Now that my car works,

1901
01:04:32,641 --> 01:04:35,444
I guess I'll see you all never.

1902
01:04:35,444 --> 01:04:37,446
- Sounds like a plan.

1903
01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:41,450
- I guess I'll cut my nails.

1904
01:04:41,450 --> 01:04:43,419
- Later, you fuckin' fucks!

1905
01:04:43,419 --> 01:04:44,854
- Later, babe.

1906
01:04:46,188 --> 01:04:48,724
Careful with my doors.
Still leasing this.

1907
01:04:48,724 --> 01:04:50,726
Brand new Mercedes, so please--
- Huh, it's a lease?

1908
01:04:50,726 --> 01:04:52,094
- Yeah, it's a lease.
[door slams]

1909
01:04:52,094 --> 01:04:54,230
You fucking bitch.

1910
01:04:54,230 --> 01:05:01,070
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1911
01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:04,673
[engine rumbling]

1912
01:05:04,673 --> 01:05:06,776
- My leg feels better.
- That's good.

1913
01:05:06,776 --> 01:05:09,145
- Yeah, it's great.
Fantastic.

1914
01:05:09,145 --> 01:05:11,947
- Trick or treat.
- Ben!

1915
01:05:11,947 --> 01:05:13,416
[both chuckle]

1916
01:05:14,183 --> 01:05:16,819
[squeaks]

1917
01:05:16,819 --> 01:05:18,687
- I went through
so many In N' Out wrappers

1918
01:05:18,687 --> 01:05:20,756
I think I learned
a Bible verse.

1919
01:05:20,756 --> 01:05:23,692
But the only thing I wanted
off the secret menu was you.

1920
01:05:23,692 --> 01:05:26,862
- Sick line, brah.
Sick line.

1921
01:05:26,862 --> 01:05:28,497
Oh, and don't worry
about that hickey.

1922
01:05:28,497 --> 01:05:30,633
It's strictly platonic.

1923
01:05:33,002 --> 01:05:35,538
- That's my brother.

1924
01:05:35,538 --> 01:05:37,373
Get out of here.

1925
01:05:38,207 --> 01:05:39,575
- Not gonna ask.

1926
01:05:41,777 --> 01:05:45,014
Can't believe you're letting us
drink red over a couch.

1927
01:05:45,014 --> 01:05:46,782
- [chuckles]
- Must have really missed me.

1928
01:05:46,782 --> 01:05:48,751
[phone buzzes]
Oh, crap.

1929
01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:52,054
- What?
- Work stuff.

1930
01:05:52,054 --> 01:05:54,557
- What?
- Huh.

1931
01:05:54,557 --> 01:05:56,926
There's been an uprising
in Nicaragua.

1932
01:05:56,926 --> 01:05:58,594
They need me
on the next flight to Quito.

1933
01:05:58,594 --> 01:06:00,463
- Come on, you just got here.

1934
01:06:00,463 --> 01:06:01,997
- I know, right?

1935
01:06:01,997 --> 01:06:03,566
But it's work.

1936
01:06:03,566 --> 01:06:05,167
You get it.

1937
01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,335
Last thing I need is a "Lenny"

1938
01:06:06,335 --> 01:06:07,870
trying to steal my thunder,
you know?

1939
01:06:07,870 --> 01:06:11,874
- [sighs] I totally get it.
Okay.

1940
01:06:11,874 --> 01:06:13,409
I'm just so fucking relieved

1941
01:06:13,409 --> 01:06:15,177
we still have
a future together.

1942
01:06:15,177 --> 01:06:17,046
- Why wouldn't we?

1943
01:06:17,046 --> 01:06:19,148
- No reason.

1944
01:06:19,148 --> 01:06:20,483
[snake hissing]

1945
01:06:20,483 --> 01:06:22,184
Jason Momoa!

1946
01:06:22,184 --> 01:06:23,652
- What?
- Um, uh--

1947
01:06:23,652 --> 01:06:24,920
you look just like Jason Momoa.

1948
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:25,988
That's so crazy
I just thought of it.

1949
01:06:25,988 --> 01:06:27,323
You must get that all the time.

1950
01:06:27,323 --> 01:06:28,924
People must confuse you--
whoa, that's so crazy.

1951
01:06:28,924 --> 01:06:30,759
So you need to get
on that flight to Quito.

1952
01:06:30,759 --> 01:06:32,094
Have a great uprising.
- Okay.

1953
01:06:32,094 --> 01:06:34,230
- You need to get
your ass on that plane.

1954
01:06:34,230 --> 01:06:35,564
- Well, I--
- Okay, and we'll just circle

1955
01:06:35,564 --> 01:06:37,066
back when we're both
in Brooklyn, okay?

1956
01:06:37,066 --> 01:06:38,200
- Yeah. Wow.

1957
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,635
Thanks-thanks
for understanding.

1958
01:06:39,635 --> 01:06:41,704
- Circling back, babe.
Love you.

1959
01:06:41,704 --> 01:06:43,739
[pants] Why is it still here?

1960
01:06:43,739 --> 01:06:45,174
Lizzie said this would be over

1961
01:06:45,174 --> 01:06:47,276
like it was for her
and her friend.

1962
01:06:47,276 --> 01:06:49,712
Okay?

1963
01:06:49,712 --> 01:06:52,147
Her friend. Oh, my God.

1964
01:06:52,147 --> 01:06:53,682
Uh, N-Nicky.

1965
01:06:53,682 --> 01:06:57,586
Nicky Evans, Ventura.

1966
01:06:57,586 --> 01:07:00,589
<i>[upbeat party music]</i>

1967
01:07:00,589 --> 01:07:05,261
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1968
01:07:05,261 --> 01:07:06,395
- Babe!

1969
01:07:06,395 --> 01:07:07,530
- Babe.
- You came through.

1970
01:07:07,530 --> 01:07:09,765
Praise Jesus.
[both chuckle]

1971
01:07:09,765 --> 01:07:10,933
- Of course.
I wouldn't miss it.

1972
01:07:10,933 --> 01:07:12,368
- Okay, well, bathroom's
that way,

1973
01:07:12,368 --> 01:07:13,736
because this ain't it.

1974
01:07:13,736 --> 01:07:15,337
But then we have
so many people to meet.

1975
01:07:15,337 --> 01:07:16,972
God, I swear, Andy,

1976
01:07:16,972 --> 01:07:18,607
once you start training us
for free,

1977
01:07:18,607 --> 01:07:20,476
you'll totes get
that follower count up, henny.

1978
01:07:20,476 --> 01:07:22,177
- Wait, for, uh, free? What?

1979
01:07:22,177 --> 01:07:24,446
- [squeals] Okay, wait.
My boyfriend is on his way.

1980
01:07:24,446 --> 01:07:25,781
How's our ass?
- Yeah, it looks

1981
01:07:25,781 --> 01:07:27,650
oh, so fat.
[both laugh]

1982
01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:28,651
Girl, see ya later.

1983
01:07:28,651 --> 01:07:30,252
[gasps, screams]

1984
01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:32,588
- We've been following you,
Andy Leonard.

1985
01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:33,756
- Okay. [chuckles]

1986
01:07:33,756 --> 01:07:34,990
Candace's friends, right?

1987
01:07:34,990 --> 01:07:37,159
Oh, yes. "Handmaid's Tale."
Love it.

1988
01:07:37,159 --> 01:07:38,460
What's your handle?
I'll follow you girls too.

1989
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:40,195
Okay, we're walking.
Okay.

1990
01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:43,532
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1991
01:07:43,532 --> 01:07:45,401
- I wanted to trick or treat.

1992
01:07:45,401 --> 01:07:46,635
- Yeah, yeah, I know, baby.

1993
01:07:46,635 --> 01:07:48,604
But this is--this is
way better.

1994
01:07:48,604 --> 01:07:50,272
Damn, this place is nice.

1995
01:07:51,707 --> 01:07:55,010
Oh, shit.
I hope he still likes me.

1996
01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:57,346
- That guy?
Why wouldn't he like you?

1997
01:07:57,346 --> 01:07:59,381
- Well, because we broke the--
[gasps] Oh.

1998
01:07:59,381 --> 01:08:01,150
- Whoopsies. [chuckles]

1999
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,952
You know what that means,
right?

2000
01:08:02,952 --> 01:08:04,253
You fall in love
with the first man

2001
01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:06,288
you lay eyes on.
Me.

2002
01:08:06,288 --> 01:08:07,957
Joey Fatone.

2003
01:08:07,957 --> 01:08:10,626
- So are we, like,
still a thing?

2004
01:08:10,626 --> 01:08:14,530
- Baby, no one can resist
Cupid's arrow.

2005
01:08:14,530 --> 01:08:16,765
Yow!
- Oh. [chuckles]

2006
01:08:16,765 --> 01:08:18,067
Don't look at that.

2007
01:08:18,067 --> 01:08:19,468
- They don't call me "fat one"
for nothing.

2008
01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:22,671
- Oh, my God.
Come on, come on.

2009
01:08:24,173 --> 01:08:26,108
- Okay.
That's a pretty normal house.

2010
01:08:27,643 --> 01:08:29,378
Holy shit.

2011
01:08:29,378 --> 01:08:31,747
- And then there's
my best friend, Nicky Evans.

2012
01:08:31,747 --> 01:08:34,216
<i>Killing Howie saved
Nicky's life.</i>

2013
01:08:34,216 --> 01:08:36,118
Unless you've seen
a lumberjack with triplets

2014
01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:38,387
tooling around
in a monster truck?

2015
01:08:38,921 --> 01:08:40,723
- That better be a boat.

2016
01:08:43,892 --> 01:08:46,395
Oh. Shit. That's not good.

2017
01:08:46,395 --> 01:08:49,198
Monster truck, triplets.

2018
01:08:49,198 --> 01:08:51,367
If this guy is a lumberjack,
I'm gonna fucking--

2019
01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:53,736
[screams]
- Hey, Jesus.

2020
01:08:53,736 --> 01:08:58,674
- [gasps]
- This is private property.

2021
01:08:58,674 --> 01:09:01,343
- Nicky Evans?
- Yeah, who's asking?

2022
01:09:04,647 --> 01:09:06,515
- My friends
and I played this, too.

2023
01:09:06,515 --> 01:09:09,284
So I don't fucking understand

2024
01:09:09,284 --> 01:09:12,054
how this is possible
because Lizzie said that--

2025
01:09:12,054 --> 01:09:14,390
- Wait.

2026
01:09:14,390 --> 01:09:17,126
My girls and their mother
will be home soon.

2027
01:09:17,126 --> 01:09:18,994
Why don't you come join me
in the mouth of hell?

2028
01:09:18,994 --> 01:09:21,096
<i>[dramatic musical sting]</i>

2029
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:28,604
- Oh. That's the name
of your monster truck.

2030
01:09:28,604 --> 01:09:29,805
- Yeah, what'd you think
I meant?

2031
01:09:29,805 --> 01:09:33,008
- I, um--it felt--
it felt ominous.

2032
01:09:33,008 --> 01:09:34,410
- Oh, no, it's just the name
of the truck.

2033
01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:35,711
Come on.
- Okay.

2034
01:09:35,711 --> 01:09:37,046
You just parkour into this
or what?

2035
01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:38,547
- No, no, I got a ladder.
They supply a ladder.

2036
01:09:38,547 --> 01:09:40,883
When you get a monster truck,
they give you a ladder.

2037
01:09:42,217 --> 01:09:44,853
- [sighs]
- The curse was never broken.

2038
01:09:44,853 --> 01:09:46,889
- What do you mean
the curse was never broken?

2039
01:09:46,889 --> 01:09:49,558
Lizzie lives in the nuthouse,
not a shack.

2040
01:09:49,558 --> 01:09:53,062
- The State Hospital and
Asylum for Convicted Killers?

2041
01:09:53,062 --> 01:09:55,597
Are you familiar
with the word acronym?

2042
01:09:55,597 --> 01:10:00,569
- State Hosp--S-H-A-C-K.
Oh, my God.

2043
01:10:00,569 --> 01:10:02,638
- You know, look,
I know it's rough,

2044
01:10:02,638 --> 01:10:06,008
especially at first, but...
[sighs]

2045
01:10:06,008 --> 01:10:09,278
Even though Stacy has
her claws in you,

2046
01:10:09,278 --> 01:10:10,813
it's not a dead end.

2047
01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:12,948
I mean, my kids are great.
I have a solid marriage.

2048
01:10:12,948 --> 01:10:15,818
You know, I mean, sure,
it's virtually impossible

2049
01:10:15,818 --> 01:10:17,453
to parallel park this beast,

2050
01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:20,089
but at least nobody fucks
with me on the 101

2051
01:10:20,089 --> 01:10:22,157
when I press the button.
- What button?

2052
01:10:22,157 --> 01:10:24,793
- Oh, ho, ho.
This button right here.

2053
01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:26,929
[chuckles] Watch this.

2054
01:10:28,063 --> 01:10:29,531
Oh.

2055
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:33,202
- Oh, my God.
You do that on the freeway?

2056
01:10:33,202 --> 01:10:35,804
- I do it on the freeway.
I do it on side streets.

2057
01:10:35,804 --> 01:10:38,107
I'll do it in cul-de-sac,
I don't give a shit.

2058
01:10:38,107 --> 01:10:40,242
Sometimes I'll do it in
the Trader Joe's parking lot.

2059
01:10:40,242 --> 01:10:41,710
I mean, I'm gonna share
something with you

2060
01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:43,746
that I probably shouldn't.

2061
01:10:43,746 --> 01:10:47,082
But it's true what they say
about dudes and big trucks.

2062
01:10:47,082 --> 01:10:49,852
[laughs] I am
completely compensating

2063
01:10:49,852 --> 01:10:51,286
for my too small--
- Oh, you don't need to...

2064
01:10:51,286 --> 01:10:53,856
- No, no, you didn't know
what I was gonna say.

2065
01:10:53,856 --> 01:10:55,324
Let me finish.
- Oh.

2066
01:10:55,324 --> 01:10:57,259
- I am completely compensating
for my small penis.

2067
01:10:57,259 --> 01:10:59,161
- Okay, that's definitely what
I thought you were gonna say.

2068
01:10:59,161 --> 01:11:00,929
- Oh, well, then I guess
I didn't need to finish.

2069
01:11:00,929 --> 01:11:02,965
Anyway... [sighs]

2070
01:11:02,965 --> 01:11:04,500
- I just can't understand
why Lizzie would lie to us.

2071
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,336
I mean, doesn't she know
all of your shit came true?

2072
01:11:07,336 --> 01:11:09,304
- Course she knows.

2073
01:11:09,304 --> 01:11:12,174
You know, I'm--
I'm pretty sure I told her.

2074
01:11:12,174 --> 01:11:13,709
- What?

2075
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,477
- Well, I--I--look, Stacy

2076
01:11:15,477 --> 01:11:17,846
sets us off in very different
directions, okay?

2077
01:11:17,846 --> 01:11:19,481
- You never told Lizzie?

2078
01:11:19,481 --> 01:11:23,152
- You think being a woodsman-
girl dad three times over

2079
01:11:23,152 --> 01:11:24,953
gives you extra free time?

2080
01:11:24,953 --> 01:11:27,422
I mean, besides,
I'm constantly in training

2081
01:11:27,422 --> 01:11:29,358
for the Paul Bunyan competition
every year--

2082
01:11:29,358 --> 01:11:31,026
- Fuck the Paul Bunyan
competition!

2083
01:11:31,026 --> 01:11:33,028
- Oh, that's easy to say
when you're not a lumberjack!

2084
01:11:33,028 --> 01:11:35,364
- Lizzie was your best friend.

2085
01:11:37,566 --> 01:11:41,103
- Yeah, well, you know,
we're...still pretty close.

2086
01:11:41,103 --> 01:11:43,772
- Yeah, the fuck you are.

2087
01:11:43,772 --> 01:11:45,007
The only joy she has in life

2088
01:11:45,007 --> 01:11:47,509
is thinking she saved yours.

2089
01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:48,977
When was the last time
you took the 40 minutes

2090
01:11:48,977 --> 01:11:50,846
to drive and say hi?

2091
01:11:53,816 --> 01:11:55,484
- Oh, my God, I'm an asshole.

2092
01:11:55,484 --> 01:11:58,153
- You have to go see her.

2093
01:11:58,153 --> 01:12:00,022
Bring her some crayons.
She has, like, two:

2094
01:12:00,022 --> 01:12:01,456
purple and black.
- I can't.

2095
01:12:01,456 --> 01:12:02,558
Okay?

2096
01:12:02,558 --> 01:12:03,892
It would be too awkward,

2097
01:12:03,892 --> 01:12:06,395
and she would be so mad at me.

2098
01:12:06,395 --> 01:12:07,596
- Yeah, probably,

2099
01:12:07,596 --> 01:12:11,934
but avoiding conflict
isn't friendship.

2100
01:12:11,934 --> 01:12:13,302
You're being a coward.

2101
01:12:13,302 --> 01:12:14,736
- Well, maybe I am
a coward, all right?

2102
01:12:14,736 --> 01:12:16,839
- Oh, my God. Wow.

2103
01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:19,208
You don't need to do that.
Jesus.

2104
01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:22,344
- Nicky Evans,
the cowardly lumberj--jack.

2105
01:12:22,344 --> 01:12:23,745
- Oh, no.

2106
01:12:23,745 --> 01:12:25,814
- [weeps]

2107
01:12:25,814 --> 01:12:27,282
- You're okay.

2108
01:12:27,282 --> 01:12:29,251
- Here, hold this.
- What?

2109
01:12:30,853 --> 01:12:32,521
You're gonna go pee-pee?

2110
01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:36,892
- Erica, I need you
to do me a favor.

2111
01:12:36,892 --> 01:12:39,394
- What?

2112
01:12:39,394 --> 01:12:41,296
- I need you
to push the button.

2113
01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:42,531
- Okay, I'm not gonna do that.

2114
01:12:42,531 --> 01:12:44,967
- Push the goddamn button!
Push the button!

2115
01:12:44,967 --> 01:12:46,535
- I don't deserve
the Golden Bunyan.

2116
01:12:46,535 --> 01:12:47,703
Push the button!

2117
01:12:47,703 --> 01:12:51,306
- I'm not gonna flambé
your face, dude!

2118
01:12:51,306 --> 01:12:53,108
But I am gonna make
things right with my friends.

2119
01:12:53,108 --> 01:12:54,543
Okay, and I think you should

2120
01:12:54,543 --> 01:12:56,678
grow some balls
and do the same with Lizzie.

2121
01:12:56,678 --> 01:12:59,081
- My balls are fine.

2122
01:12:59,081 --> 01:13:00,782
It's my penis that's the issue.

2123
01:13:00,782 --> 01:13:02,584
- Oh, my God.

2124
01:13:02,584 --> 01:13:03,619
- I'm starting to regret

2125
01:13:03,619 --> 01:13:05,000
sharing that information
with you.

2126
01:13:05,867 --> 01:13:08,737
- Welcome
to my N'SYNC-tuary!

2127
01:13:08,737 --> 01:13:10,472
- Oh, my God.

2128
01:13:10,472 --> 01:13:12,674
- Look at these Moon Men.

2129
01:13:12,674 --> 01:13:14,542
- Yeah.
Winning those bad boys

2130
01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:17,445
makes you feel
like Neil Armstrong himself.

2131
01:13:17,445 --> 01:13:19,180
Hey, easy there, Tater Tot.

2132
01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:21,516
Those are gonna be
in the Hard Rock Café one day.

2133
01:13:21,516 --> 01:13:23,718
- Isabella, you have
to be respectful.

2134
01:13:23,718 --> 01:13:25,620
This is our chance
to change our lives!

2135
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,856
- Why would we
wanna change our lives?

2136
01:13:27,856 --> 01:13:32,160
- Because I--because we--
uh...

2137
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,595
don't you want this mansion?

2138
01:13:33,595 --> 01:13:34,763
Don't you want a stepdad

2139
01:13:34,763 --> 01:13:36,498
who's been
on "The Masked Singer"?

2140
01:13:36,498 --> 01:13:38,533
Don't you want me to be
the coolest mom in school?

2141
01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:40,268
- You're already the coolest.

2142
01:13:40,268 --> 01:13:41,436
- Oh, come on.

2143
01:13:41,436 --> 01:13:43,204
I can't compete
with Arden's mom

2144
01:13:43,204 --> 01:13:44,739
and her gluten-free crostinis.

2145
01:13:44,739 --> 01:13:46,574
I pack Meatball Delites
for you.

2146
01:13:46,574 --> 01:13:48,343
- Arden's mom's crostinis
suck shit.

2147
01:13:48,343 --> 01:13:49,411
- Oh.

2148
01:13:49,411 --> 01:13:50,445
- It's why Arden
throws them out.

2149
01:13:50,445 --> 01:13:52,147
She eats your sandwiches.

2150
01:13:52,147 --> 01:13:54,549
I share them with her.

2151
01:13:54,549 --> 01:13:56,584
Can we go trick-or-treating?

2152
01:13:58,286 --> 01:13:59,921
- Yes, baby.
Let's go.

2153
01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:01,389
- Hey, wait.
You can't go just yet.

2154
01:14:01,389 --> 01:14:03,258
Mikayla, listen.

2155
01:14:03,258 --> 01:14:04,692
Once you said you were coming,

2156
01:14:04,692 --> 01:14:08,062
I knew it wasn't just
gonna be a Halloween party.

2157
01:14:08,062 --> 01:14:09,731
It's gonna be a wedding!

2158
01:14:09,731 --> 01:14:11,900
- [gasps]

2159
01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:14,869
- Wow, those nails
are freaking nasty.

2160
01:14:16,037 --> 01:14:18,006
Zaddy like.

2161
01:14:18,006 --> 01:14:21,009
<i>[eerie music]</i>

2162
01:14:21,009 --> 01:14:22,243
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2163
01:14:22,243 --> 01:14:23,678
<i>- [moaning and gasping]</i>

2164
01:14:23,678 --> 01:14:25,680
- Oh, God!
- Jesus Christ!

2165
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,315
- Fart.
You're an animal!

2166
01:14:27,315 --> 01:14:29,751
- You ever fucking knock?
- Okay, look.

2167
01:14:29,751 --> 01:14:32,086
I don't wanna tell you this
under these circumstances,

2168
01:14:32,086 --> 01:14:34,389
but look, I'm sorry

2169
01:14:34,389 --> 01:14:36,157
I didn't tell you
I was coming home, okay?

2170
01:14:36,157 --> 01:14:38,593
And for always treating you
like an afterthought

2171
01:14:38,593 --> 01:14:41,129
when the truth is,
you've always been our fourth.

2172
01:14:41,129 --> 01:14:43,932
But the game is still on,

2173
01:14:43,932 --> 01:14:45,733
so I'm gonna need you
to wash up, okay?

2174
01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:47,101
'Cause we're going to a party.

2175
01:14:47,101 --> 01:14:48,436
- Wait, you and me?

2176
01:14:48,436 --> 01:14:50,004
- Yes.
- Tight.

2177
01:14:50,004 --> 01:14:51,873
- So you're gonna need
to put on some pants.

2178
01:14:51,873 --> 01:14:53,208
All right, yeah.
I'm just gonna make some coffee

2179
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,309
'cause I'm super tired
from digging graves

2180
01:14:54,309 --> 01:14:55,410
and jerking off all day.

2181
01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:56,411
- Okay, there's no time
for that.

2182
01:14:56,411 --> 01:14:57,679
Drink this.
- All right. Oh!

2183
01:14:57,679 --> 01:14:58,913
- Good catch
with all that lube.

2184
01:14:58,913 --> 01:15:00,181
Okay, chop, chop.

2185
01:15:00,181 --> 01:15:01,649
Wash your dick.

2186
01:15:01,649 --> 01:15:04,285
- 10,000 followers,
here I come.

2187
01:15:04,285 --> 01:15:06,154
Ow!

2188
01:15:06,154 --> 01:15:09,224
- We are the Students
of the Knight's Order.

2189
01:15:09,224 --> 01:15:10,859
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

2190
01:15:10,859 --> 01:15:14,095
- Ah, and you're all...naked.

2191
01:15:14,095 --> 01:15:15,964
[laughs] I had no idea

2192
01:15:15,964 --> 01:15:17,532
that Mr. Knight's
adult study group

2193
01:15:17,532 --> 01:15:20,001
was so, um, adult.

2194
01:15:20,001 --> 01:15:21,236
- It's his no longer.

2195
01:15:21,236 --> 01:15:22,504
He who vanquishes

2196
01:15:22,504 --> 01:15:24,205
the Great Knight
on All Hallow's Eve

2197
01:15:24,205 --> 01:15:25,874
fulfills the divine prophecy,

2198
01:15:25,874 --> 01:15:28,543
and you did,
back at the campground.

2199
01:15:28,543 --> 01:15:31,246
You're our leader now.

2200
01:15:31,246 --> 01:15:33,314
- Oh, fuck me.

2201
01:15:33,314 --> 01:15:34,616
- With pleasure.

2202
01:15:34,616 --> 01:15:37,118
The new Knight has ordered
the bacchanal.

2203
01:15:37,118 --> 01:15:38,186
- No, I ordered nothing.

2204
01:15:38,186 --> 01:15:40,288
- Take me, Andy.

2205
01:15:40,288 --> 01:15:42,223
Take me and brand
my ball sack.

2206
01:15:42,223 --> 01:15:45,627
- [screaming]

2207
01:15:45,627 --> 01:15:48,563
<i>[pop Halloween music playing]</i>

2208
01:15:48,563 --> 01:15:55,703
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2209
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,141
- Now I'm ready
to trick-or-treat.

2210
01:16:00,141 --> 01:16:05,380
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2211
01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:06,748
both: What are you doing here?

2212
01:16:06,748 --> 01:16:07,916
- Doesn't matter.
The game never--

2213
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,250
- Never ended?
Yeah, I figured that out

2214
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,518
when fucking NXIVM showed up.

2215
01:16:10,518 --> 01:16:11,753
- Hey.

2216
01:16:11,753 --> 01:16:13,521
- Oh, no.
Turn around, Brad.

2217
01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:15,523
- Wait, I need
to say something.

2218
01:16:15,523 --> 01:16:18,126
Okay?

2219
01:16:18,126 --> 01:16:20,428
You guys are right.

2220
01:16:20,428 --> 01:16:22,230
I mean,

2221
01:16:22,230 --> 01:16:23,865
we've all changed a ton,

2222
01:16:23,865 --> 01:16:25,266
and we don't have
what we used to,

2223
01:16:25,266 --> 01:16:26,734
and we never will again,

2224
01:16:26,734 --> 01:16:28,069
- Oh, wow, that's really nice.
- That was rude.

2225
01:16:28,069 --> 01:16:29,971
- We were codependent
little freaks growing up.

2226
01:16:29,971 --> 01:16:31,639
We spent every minute together.

2227
01:16:31,639 --> 01:16:33,775
That shit's not sustainable.

2228
01:16:33,775 --> 01:16:35,243
I wanted to see everything
was the same,

2229
01:16:35,243 --> 01:16:37,211
because if it was, it means
I didn't miss anything,

2230
01:16:37,211 --> 01:16:38,413
and I wasn't a bad friend.

2231
01:16:38,413 --> 01:16:41,382
But I was.

2232
01:16:41,382 --> 01:16:43,618
Whatever my future holds,

2233
01:16:43,618 --> 01:16:45,053
I need you guys in it.

2234
01:16:45,053 --> 01:16:46,220
- Yeah?

2235
01:16:46,220 --> 01:16:47,422
- I'm sorry.

2236
01:16:47,422 --> 01:16:49,457
- No, I'm sorry.

2237
01:16:49,457 --> 01:16:51,859
I--I've been a huge,

2238
01:16:51,859 --> 01:16:55,063
veiny, throbbing, oozing dick

2239
01:16:55,063 --> 01:16:58,399
about the whole
kill-Fischbein thing,

2240
01:16:58,399 --> 01:16:59,834
calling you a memelord,

2241
01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:01,436
and Mikayla, I'm so sorry

2242
01:17:01,436 --> 01:17:02,670
that I pushed you away
all those years.

2243
01:17:02,670 --> 01:17:03,838
- No, no, no, I'm so sorry

2244
01:17:03,838 --> 01:17:05,073
I made fun of you
and your friends!

2245
01:17:05,073 --> 01:17:06,908
- Oh, those users
are not my friends.

2246
01:17:06,908 --> 01:17:08,076
- Aw.

2247
01:17:08,076 --> 01:17:10,478
- I'm just a tiny
little toxic man.

2248
01:17:10,478 --> 01:17:12,280
- Yeah.

2249
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,350
I protect my heart
by wrapping it in barbed wire,

2250
01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:17,885
but the truth is,

2251
01:17:17,885 --> 01:17:20,321
truth is, those barbs
cut both ways.

2252
01:17:20,321 --> 01:17:22,090
- Well, that's
how barbed wire works, but...

2253
01:17:22,090 --> 01:17:24,025
Barbed wire's...
[murmurs] Is that sharp.

2254
01:17:24,025 --> 01:17:25,893
- I may have never fucked
a chick before...

2255
01:17:25,893 --> 01:17:27,595
- Oh...

2256
01:17:27,595 --> 01:17:29,197
- But I sure do fucks
with you guys, you know?

2257
01:17:29,197 --> 01:17:30,498
- [murmurs]

2258
01:17:30,498 --> 01:17:32,300
- Hold me.
- No, no, you stay there.

2259
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,402
- You're probably right.
I'll just stand here.

2260
01:17:34,402 --> 01:17:35,870
- You guys,

2261
01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:38,640
whenever your mansions
or apartments need plumbing,

2262
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:39,807
I'm your bitch.

2263
01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:41,342
- Aww.
- Thanks, bitch.

2264
01:17:41,342 --> 01:17:42,910
- Also, guys,

2265
01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:46,180
SummerSlam happens
every summer!

2266
01:17:46,180 --> 01:17:50,518
So you guys are VIP
to the square ring.

2267
01:17:50,518 --> 01:17:52,487
- Dude, I am so down...

2268
01:17:52,487 --> 01:17:54,088
you know, until I,
you know, die,

2269
01:17:54,088 --> 01:17:55,356
'cause that's gonna
happen still.

2270
01:17:55,356 --> 01:17:56,524
- That's a bummer.
- Yeah.

2271
01:17:58,326 --> 01:17:59,827
- What the shit is that?

2272
01:17:59,827 --> 01:18:02,230
Excuse me.
- What?

2273
01:18:02,230 --> 01:18:04,666
<i>- ♪ I like the way
you do that right there ♪</i>

2274
01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:05,933
- 'Sup, Ben?

2275
01:18:05,933 --> 01:18:08,336
- Erica! You're here!

2276
01:18:08,336 --> 01:18:09,971
[clears throat] You're here!

2277
01:18:09,971 --> 01:18:11,406
- Baby, who the hell is this?

2278
01:18:11,406 --> 01:18:13,775
- Uh, I'm Ben's girlfriend.
Who the hell are you?

2279
01:18:13,775 --> 01:18:16,711
- Uh, Candace Nicaragua.

2280
01:18:16,711 --> 01:18:18,913
From TikTok?
- Boo.

2281
01:18:18,913 --> 01:18:21,783
- We matched on Raya,
like, a year ago.

2282
01:18:21,783 --> 01:18:25,586
- So this was the flight
you had to catch to Nicaragua.

2283
01:18:25,586 --> 01:18:27,021
Oh, my God.

2284
01:18:27,021 --> 01:18:29,190
You didn't come out here
to celebrate me.

2285
01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:32,427
Every time you're busy
or you have "work" in LA,

2286
01:18:32,427 --> 01:18:34,362
you're just "in Nicaragua"?

2287
01:18:34,362 --> 01:18:36,831
- No, he's in LA, fucking me.

2288
01:18:36,831 --> 01:18:37,965
- That's what I meant, bitch.

2289
01:18:37,965 --> 01:18:39,200
- [laughs]
- Okay, Erica,

2290
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,369
I actually do come here
for shoots,

2291
01:18:41,369 --> 01:18:43,805
and I'm flying out to Quito
in an hour.

2292
01:18:43,805 --> 01:18:46,340
- Oh, yeah?
Well, Quito is in Ecuador.

2293
01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:50,812
- Yeah, and cheaters
get choke-slammed!

2294
01:18:50,812 --> 01:18:53,548
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2295
01:18:53,548 --> 01:18:56,984
- Andy, you're seriously
with these musty old bitches?

2296
01:18:56,984 --> 01:19:00,421
- Hey, I will never apologize
for my friends

2297
01:19:00,421 --> 01:19:03,291
or the fact that I like
succulents and skinny jeans,

2298
01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:05,727
and I remember exactly
where I was on 9/11.

2299
01:19:05,727 --> 01:19:07,261
I was at the orthodontist,

2300
01:19:07,261 --> 01:19:08,529
because I remember asking

2301
01:19:08,529 --> 01:19:10,531
for red, white, and blue
rubber bands

2302
01:19:10,531 --> 01:19:12,533
because it was really sad!

2303
01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:14,368
Okay?
And I don't care!

2304
01:19:15,737 --> 01:19:18,906
I'm Andy goddamn Leonard,

2305
01:19:18,906 --> 01:19:22,543
and I was born in 1990,

2306
01:19:22,543 --> 01:19:26,447
and I'm ch-ch-cheugy!

2307
01:19:26,447 --> 01:19:27,749
And I love it!

2308
01:19:27,749 --> 01:19:29,484
- So gross.

2309
01:19:29,484 --> 01:19:31,085
- Shut the fuck up!

2310
01:19:31,085 --> 01:19:32,653
- Yeah, I'm gonna die soon--
- Don't touch me.

2311
01:19:32,653 --> 01:19:34,255
- Okay, that's fair.

2312
01:19:38,301 --> 01:19:39,769
- I'm gonna dedicate
this next song

2313
01:19:39,769 --> 01:19:42,338
to a very, very special woman.

2314
01:19:42,338 --> 01:19:44,340
Mikayla Sanders,

2315
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:47,076
this one's for you.

2316
01:19:47,076 --> 01:19:49,879
<i>- ♪ You're all
I ever wanted ♪</i>

2317
01:19:49,879 --> 01:19:51,614
- Wait, wait, wait.
This is our song

2318
01:19:51,614 --> 01:19:53,182
from the Fall Lip Sync.

2319
01:19:53,182 --> 01:19:54,484
This isn't his song!

2320
01:19:54,484 --> 01:19:56,519
- Joseph Anthony Fatone,

2321
01:19:56,519 --> 01:19:58,588
you stop playing that
right now!

2322
01:19:58,588 --> 01:20:00,523
- No way. I love you!

2323
01:20:00,523 --> 01:20:03,459
[all cheer]

2324
01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:05,428
- You know what?
Fuck it.

2325
01:20:05,428 --> 01:20:07,163
It's Core Four time.

2326
01:20:07,163 --> 01:20:09,699
- Core Four?
You just make that up?

2327
01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:11,267
- Rolls off the tongue,
doesn't it?

2328
01:20:11,267 --> 01:20:12,635
Heads up.

2329
01:20:12,635 --> 01:20:17,073
<i>- ♪ It's hard to say
I'm sorry ♪</i>

2330
01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:21,144
<i>♪ It's hard to make
the things I did undone ♪</i>

2331
01:20:21,144 --> 01:20:27,917
<i>♪ A lesson I've learned
too well for sure ♪</i>

2332
01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,086
<i>[all vocalizing]</i>

2333
01:20:30,086 --> 01:20:33,689
<i>♪ So don't hang up
the phone now ♪</i>

2334
01:20:33,689 --> 01:20:38,895
<i>♪ I'm trying to figure out
just what to do ♪</i>

2335
01:20:38,895 --> 01:20:40,696
- [laughs] That's my girl.

2336
01:20:40,696 --> 01:20:44,801
<i>- ♪ Without you ♪</i>

2337
01:20:44,801 --> 01:20:49,172
<i>♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪</i>

2338
01:20:49,172 --> 01:20:53,342
<i>♪ You're all I ever needed,
yeah ♪</i>

2339
01:20:53,342 --> 01:20:57,613
- [coughing]

2340
01:20:57,613 --> 01:21:00,917
<i>- ♪ When I want you back ♪</i>

2341
01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:02,585
- Josh, are you okay?

2342
01:21:02,585 --> 01:21:04,253
Oh, my God, the energy drink.

2343
01:21:04,253 --> 01:21:06,122
Is this what kills you?
- [retches]

2344
01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:08,024
[all gasp]

2345
01:21:08,024 --> 01:21:10,860
- The curse!
It's breaking!

2346
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:12,895
- "The key is in what
friendship takes."

2347
01:21:12,895 --> 01:21:14,564
That wasn't about
Stacy Friendship.

2348
01:21:14,564 --> 01:21:15,798
- It was about our friendship!

2349
01:21:15,798 --> 01:21:17,733
- Oh, my God.
We have to keep dancing.

2350
01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:19,469
- We do?

2351
01:21:19,469 --> 01:21:21,804
- We got this.
- Okay.

2352
01:21:21,804 --> 01:21:24,073
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2353
01:21:24,073 --> 01:21:28,177
<i>- ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪</i>

2354
01:21:28,177 --> 01:21:30,613
<i>♪ You're all I ever needed ♪</i>

2355
01:21:30,613 --> 01:21:32,515
- Even when she pukes,
she's hot.

2356
01:21:32,515 --> 01:21:35,551
<i>- ♪ So tell me
what to do now ♪</i>

2357
01:21:35,551 --> 01:21:38,788
<i>♪ When I want you back ♪</i>

2358
01:21:38,788 --> 01:21:41,357
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

2359
01:21:41,357 --> 01:21:43,493
- Holy fuck!

2360
01:21:43,493 --> 01:21:45,795
That shit was inside of us?

2361
01:21:45,795 --> 01:21:52,835
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2362
01:21:53,069 --> 01:21:55,938
<i>- [distorted] No!</i>

2363
01:21:55,938 --> 01:21:58,908
You bitches are supposed
to be finished!

2364
01:22:00,009 --> 01:22:02,979
<i>[heroic music]</i>

2365
01:22:02,979 --> 01:22:05,181
- Game over, bitch.

2366
01:22:05,181 --> 01:22:07,517
- Game over, bitch.
- Game over, bitch!

2367
01:22:07,517 --> 01:22:08,985
- That's enough.
- Okay.

2368
01:22:08,985 --> 01:22:10,753
<i>- ♪ When I want ♪</i>

2369
01:22:10,753 --> 01:22:13,389
<i>♪ You back ♪</i>

2370
01:22:14,457 --> 01:22:17,193
[cell phone chiming]

2371
01:22:20,263 --> 01:22:22,431
- [groans]

2372
01:22:22,431 --> 01:22:24,000
- October 31st.

2373
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,868
- Mm. God Oh, God.

2374
01:22:25,868 --> 01:22:29,138
Either I slept weird,
or I am super sore

2375
01:22:29,138 --> 01:22:31,173
from choke-slamming
your boyfriend through a table.

2376
01:22:31,173 --> 01:22:32,308
Agh.

2377
01:22:32,308 --> 01:22:33,843
Ugh.
- Mikayla, your nails.

2378
01:22:33,843 --> 01:22:35,745
- What? Oh!

2379
01:22:35,745 --> 01:22:37,046
No more world record?

2380
01:22:38,781 --> 01:22:40,082
- The book.
- What?

2381
01:22:40,082 --> 01:22:41,551
- It's gone.
- What?

2382
01:22:41,551 --> 01:22:43,819
- And the snake, which means...

2383
01:22:43,819 --> 01:22:45,955
- Oh, my God.
- Josh!

2384
01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:47,323
Josh.
- [starts]

2385
01:22:47,323 --> 01:22:48,925
[all scream]

2386
01:22:50,059 --> 01:22:52,495
- Holy shit. I'm alive.

2387
01:22:52,495 --> 01:22:54,263
Oh, my God.
- Yeah!

2388
01:22:54,263 --> 01:22:56,465
- I'm gonna live.
I'm gonna live!

2389
01:22:56,465 --> 01:23:00,503
I'm gonna live!
I'm gonna live!

2390
01:23:00,503 --> 01:23:03,339
You there! Boy in the blue!

2391
01:23:03,339 --> 01:23:04,507
What day is this?

2392
01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,442
- Fuck you, old man!

2393
01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:07,677
- All right.

2394
01:23:07,677 --> 01:23:09,178
- Dick bitch ass.

2395
01:23:10,846 --> 01:23:12,148
- You know, guys,
I gotta tell you,

2396
01:23:12,148 --> 01:23:14,016
in hindsight, that was
pretty fucking fun.

2397
01:23:14,016 --> 01:23:15,985
- No.
Josh, what the fuck?

2398
01:23:15,985 --> 01:23:17,253
- Oh, wow.

2399
01:23:17,253 --> 01:23:20,389
The whole N'SYNC posse
is in the hizzie.

2400
01:23:20,389 --> 01:23:21,457
[scats]

2401
01:23:21,457 --> 01:23:22,758
- Ooh, wow.

2402
01:23:22,758 --> 01:23:24,493
Your memory's sick, bro!

2403
01:23:24,493 --> 01:23:25,628
- Please.

2404
01:23:25,628 --> 01:23:27,029
You used to play
that album so much,

2405
01:23:27,029 --> 01:23:28,798
you practically beat me
over the head with it.

2406
01:23:28,798 --> 01:23:32,101
[all laugh]
- 'Cause--'cause you...

2407
01:23:32,101 --> 01:23:33,536
- Only figuratively, though.

2408
01:23:33,536 --> 01:23:35,104
- [laughs] Huh?

2409
01:23:35,104 --> 01:23:36,672
- Happy Halloween!

2410
01:23:36,672 --> 01:23:38,407
- Uh...

2411
01:23:38,407 --> 01:23:42,078
- [deeply] The all-in-one
Theranos blood test.

2412
01:23:42,078 --> 01:23:44,080
[normally] But in all
seriousness, you guys,

2413
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:46,449
I actually do have
some pretty big news.

2414
01:23:48,884 --> 01:23:51,053
- It's-a me, Mario!

2415
01:23:51,053 --> 01:23:52,588
What's wrong?

2416
01:23:52,588 --> 01:23:53,889
<i>Her cousin?</i>

2417
01:23:56,092 --> 01:24:00,363
Jesus. Really?

2418
01:24:00,363 --> 01:24:03,099
Well, who knows?

2419
01:24:03,933 --> 01:24:06,335
Maybe he deserved it.

2420
01:24:06,335 --> 01:24:08,337
- Wait, what?

2421
01:24:08,337 --> 01:24:11,440
You're not supposed
to say that.

2422
01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,309
Are you on Raya?

2423
01:24:13,309 --> 01:24:14,276
- Uh...

2424
01:24:15,711 --> 01:24:17,713
Whoa, whoa, whoa, babe!

2425
01:24:17,713 --> 01:24:20,016
Don't get all psycho.

2426
01:24:20,016 --> 01:24:21,450
- Have fun with Candace,
shithead.

2427
01:24:21,450 --> 01:24:23,119
She's, like, 18

2428
01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:25,054
and is gonna leave your ass
for an MMA fighter.

2429
01:24:25,054 --> 01:24:27,857
Oh, and by the way,
I got that job,

2430
01:24:27,857 --> 01:24:29,258
and it pays great,

2431
01:24:29,258 --> 01:24:31,560
so when I move back to LA
without you,

2432
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,096
I'm not gonna have to live
in a rickety-ass shack.

2433
01:24:34,096 --> 01:24:36,098
Bye, Brooklyn!

2434
01:24:38,668 --> 01:24:41,671
- So her name's Claire,
and she's a doctor.

2435
01:24:41,671 --> 01:24:43,572
- Ooh!
- Ooh, Claire!

2436
01:24:43,572 --> 01:24:44,640
- Dr. Claire.

2437
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,008
- It's only been
our first sesh,

2438
01:24:46,008 --> 01:24:49,412
but I gotta tell you guys,
Talkspace nailed it.

2439
01:24:49,412 --> 01:24:52,281
She, uh, said I have
some pretty severe issues

2440
01:24:52,281 --> 01:24:54,050
and I'm pretty
mentally disturbed,

2441
01:24:54,050 --> 01:24:55,785
so...she gets me.

2442
01:24:55,785 --> 01:24:57,953
- [laughs]
- Wow.

2443
01:24:57,953 --> 01:25:00,322
Look at you,
working on yourself.

2444
01:25:00,322 --> 01:25:02,892
- Thank you.
- Where can I find a guy like--

2445
01:25:02,892 --> 01:25:04,026
that does that?

2446
01:25:04,026 --> 01:25:05,227
- Listen, it takes time.

2447
01:25:05,227 --> 01:25:06,629
The dudes will come.

2448
01:25:06,629 --> 01:25:09,198
Listen, my dude went
a little cuckoo last night,

2449
01:25:09,198 --> 01:25:11,333
but I'm not worried.
Okay, watch this.

2450
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:13,369
Hey, Joey Fatone,
send me a dick pic.

2451
01:25:13,369 --> 01:25:15,137
- Mm.
[message whoosh]

2452
01:25:15,137 --> 01:25:16,972
- Ooh, instantaneous.

2453
01:25:16,972 --> 01:25:18,240
Ooh!
- And huge.

2454
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:19,809
- Oh, yes.
- Can I see?

2455
01:25:19,809 --> 01:25:21,610
Can I see? Can I see?

2456
01:25:21,610 --> 01:25:23,079
- God did spend
a little more time on him.

2457
01:25:23,079 --> 01:25:24,480
Ooh!
- Oh, my God.

2458
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,582
all: Hey!

2459
01:25:26,582 --> 01:25:27,983
- Which house
do you wanna go to next?

2460
01:25:27,983 --> 01:25:30,186
- That one!
- Yes!

2461
01:25:34,023 --> 01:25:35,825
- Trick or treat!

2462
01:25:35,825 --> 01:25:37,960
- Oh, hey.
- Here you go.

2463
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,795
- Thanks.
- Wait.

2464
01:25:39,795 --> 01:25:41,964
Is that...
- Wow.

2465
01:25:41,964 --> 01:25:43,699
A full-size candy bar.

2466
01:25:43,699 --> 01:25:46,669
I knew this place was cool.

2467
01:25:46,669 --> 01:25:47,937
- Hon.
- Yeah.

2468
01:25:47,937 --> 01:25:49,972
Hey.

2469
01:25:53,743 --> 01:25:55,111
- Are those randoms,
or do we know them?

2470
01:25:55,111 --> 01:25:56,645
- I don't know.

2471
01:25:56,645 --> 01:25:58,914
Oh, they were out of blood,
so I just got us red.

2472
01:25:58,914 --> 01:26:00,149
- Good idea.

2473
01:26:00,149 --> 01:26:01,550
- I gotta get more candy.

2474
01:26:01,550 --> 01:26:02,852
- Well, go get it, girl!

2475
01:26:02,852 --> 01:26:04,286
- Okay, I'm off.
Wish me luck.

2476
01:26:04,286 --> 01:26:05,488
- You don't need luck.

2477
01:26:05,488 --> 01:26:07,289
I rubbed my romance stone
before I left.

2478
01:26:07,289 --> 01:26:08,491
- Oh, no, is that--
- Yes, that is what

2479
01:26:08,491 --> 01:26:10,559
I call my vagina.
- Yeah, no, I figured.

2480
01:26:10,559 --> 01:26:13,095
- Yeah.
- Well, thanks, Mikayla.

2481
01:26:13,095 --> 01:26:14,697
Your sister's about
to get Fischbeined!

2482
01:26:14,697 --> 01:26:15,931
- Nice.

2483
01:26:15,931 --> 01:26:16,999
- Ew.
- Ew!

2484
01:26:16,999 --> 01:26:20,002
<i>[sentimental music]</i>

2485
01:26:20,002 --> 01:26:27,143
<i>♪ ♪</i>

2486
01:26:28,744 --> 01:26:31,313
- Happy Halloween, Fischbein!

2487
01:26:31,313 --> 01:26:33,015
- Erica?

2488
01:26:33,015 --> 01:26:34,183
Erica Greenspan.

2489
01:26:34,183 --> 01:26:35,417
Oh, my God.

2490
01:26:35,417 --> 01:26:37,820
This is--this is so crazy.

2491
01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:39,188
- I'm sure it is.

2492
01:26:39,188 --> 01:26:41,123
- No, I--I mean,

2493
01:26:41,123 --> 01:26:43,425
we were literally just talking
about you.

2494
01:26:43,425 --> 01:26:44,794
- We?

2495
01:26:44,794 --> 01:26:46,362
- Guys,

2496
01:26:46,362 --> 01:26:48,964
you will never believe
who's here.

2497
01:26:48,964 --> 01:26:50,733
- Wow, what's up?

2498
01:26:50,733 --> 01:26:52,368
- Yeah, the Fischtank's
hanging out

2499
01:26:52,368 --> 01:26:53,669
for the first time
in ages.

2500
01:26:53,669 --> 01:26:56,572
Marcus, AJ,
and you remember Paul Dudley.

2501
01:26:56,572 --> 01:26:58,541
- Oh, yeah--
- [breaks wind]

2502
01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:02,812
- There it is.
- Greetings, wifey.

2503
01:27:02,812 --> 01:27:04,146
- What did you just call me?

2504
01:27:04,146 --> 01:27:05,681
- Uh, this is so lame.

2505
01:27:05,681 --> 01:27:07,316
- Paul downloaded
this game on my phone.

2506
01:27:07,316 --> 01:27:08,617
We've been fucking around
with it.

2507
01:27:08,617 --> 01:27:10,953
Apparently, you two
are gonna get hitched.

2508
01:27:10,953 --> 01:27:12,221
- What game?

2509
01:27:12,221 --> 01:27:13,689
- Yeah, he's gonna be
the president,

2510
01:27:13,689 --> 01:27:16,792
and you're gonna be
the first lady.

2511
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,328
Hope the White House
has room for octuplets.

2512
01:27:19,328 --> 01:27:21,530
- Never pulling out.

2513
01:27:21,530 --> 01:27:23,098
- [screams]

2514
01:27:23,098 --> 01:27:25,835
<i>- ♪ Let's kill tonight ♪</i>

2515
01:27:25,835 --> 01:27:27,000
<i>♪ Kill tonight ♪</i>

