1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,724 Shit! 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,477 Late again. Story of my life. 5 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,354 My first job interview in ages. 6 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,522 Oh, shit! 7 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,817 And with Mike Reddy, no less, hottest media mogul in the biz. 8 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,235 Shit. 9 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,154 I need to pull it together. 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,989 - I'm pulling it together. 11 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:31,573 I got this. 12 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,657 Oh, thanks. 13 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,495 Look out, world, today is my day. 14 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,835 - Oh, oh. Oh. 15 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,837 Shit. Damn it. 16 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:46,546 I got it. 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,632 Oh, my goodness, that is very kind of you. 18 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,217 Of course. 19 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,385 What kind of person would I be if I didn't? 20 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,803 Oh, thank you. 21 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,851 Did you hear Mike pulled a Karen on Karen? 22 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,478 He went off on her. 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,232 Oh, this place used to be so much fun. 24 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,652 Uh, Mike Reddy wouldn't know fun if it kneed him in the balls. 25 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,698 Well, I got my feelers out and when I land something, 26 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,283 - I'm gonna bounce. - Okay. 27 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,498 I know I'm two minutes late. 28 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,166 There was a lot of elevator traffic, 29 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,000 which I could have avoided, 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,251 but then there was this old lady-- 31 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,961 Sorry, elderly lady. 32 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,506 Anyways, it was a real ethical Sophie's choice. 33 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,341 Zucky, I-- I have to go, 34 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,426 but you know, this is why no one likes you. 35 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,263 - He's so meta. 36 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,849 All right, your uncle speaks very highly of you. 37 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,684 I looked through your résumé. 38 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,229 Top of your class at BU. Very nice. 39 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,481 I also went to college in Boston. 40 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,609 - Emerson. 41 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,819 Very funny. 42 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,946 Two years out of school and still no job. 43 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,281 - Your parents must be... - Dead. 44 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,492 - Oh, I-- - No, I'm kidding. 45 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,370 Well, no, I'm not, they are dead. 46 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,038 Um, I don't know why I said that. 47 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,123 What I meant to say is if they were alive, 48 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:07,293 they would probably blame this post-pandemy economy. 49 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,587 Am I right? 50 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,005 Fair point. 51 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:14,133 So tell me what um, excites you about Heywood Media? 52 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,677 So many things. 53 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,763 a media company whose CEO is also the founder 54 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,683 with over 200 employees in offices across the country. 55 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,560 Or should I say "globe"? 56 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,103 Congrats on the new London office. 57 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,813 Looks like you did your homework, 58 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,648 but anyone can Google. 59 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,483 What do you really know about my company? 60 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,906 Well, um, I didn't wanna go here, 61 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:40,660 but since you asked, word on the street is 62 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,371 - company morale is low. 63 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,248 Our employees are some of the highest paid 64 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:45,832 in this industry. 65 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,167 Studies show that money doesn't replace fun. 66 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:49,752 People wanna feel appreciated. 67 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,045 Are you telling me how to run a company 68 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,089 - that I started from scratch? - Of course not. 69 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,841 I-- I'm just keeping it fortune 100. 70 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,427 and I know not everyone can be Sara Blakely 71 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,304 taking her team to Hawaii on a private jet. 72 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,264 - She-- she does that? - Yes. 73 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,641 But little things, like bowling 74 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:07,770 or softball or a company picnic, they go a long way. 75 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,690 In over 20 years, I've never had someone 76 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,318 come in for an interview and talk to me like this. 77 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,320 I'm sorry. I was just speaking my mind. 78 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,988 And you might be right. 79 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,865 I admit I have become a little bit of a... 80 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,783 - Tight ass? - Don't push it. 81 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:24,370 But you do make a valid point and I do respect honesty, 82 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,664 so what the hell? 83 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,377 - Let's do this. 84 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,505 Um, so embarrassing. 85 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:37,050 Let me just uh... I'm so sorry. 86 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,136 Holy shit! 87 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,056 My TikTok is blowing up! 88 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,557 Oh! Well, congratulations. 89 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,808 You know, we are a media company. 90 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,560 - Let me take a look. 91 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,313 So boycott Vikki's, 92 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,398 because you vote with your dollar. 93 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,816 Plus, I heard they found the prototype 94 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,735 for these bras on Epstein's island. 95 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,277 Ew. 96 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,695 I read that in the comments. 97 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:03,660 - Our company made this ad. 98 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,372 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 99 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,381 I spoke with Mike. 100 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,801 Ah, now I get it. 101 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,094 I really tried! 102 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,845 You know, not every single thought belongs 103 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:23,638 on the internet. 104 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:25,890 Can I get a tequila on the rocks? 105 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,810 - Extra limes. Make it a double. - She'll have an iced tea. 106 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,312 Tío, this is a time for alcohol. 107 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,855 Oh, si, como no? 108 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,858 Poor millennial blowing yet another interview 109 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,194 your rich Tío set up for you. 110 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,613 Will some avocado toast make you feel better? 111 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,782 First of all, I'm Gen Z, 112 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,535 and secondly, it wasn't my fault. 113 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,037 Uh, maybe I'm just not cut out for a traditional 9:00 to 5:00. 114 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:51,249 Ariana, you're educated, smart, charming, 115 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,668 so why do you keep getting in your own way? 116 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,545 Do you remember what your parents always said? 117 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,838 No empiences. 118 00:04:56,838 --> 00:05:00,174 Show me your friends and I'll show you who you are. 119 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,676 But I don't have any friends. 120 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,302 That's the problem. 121 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,887 I'm doing a lot of traveling, 122 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,890 so I spoke to the head of Gilmore Country Club 123 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:11,394 and I'm gifting you a seasonal membership. 124 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,688 Tío, you might enjoy showing off your timepiece 125 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,566 with those nepo baby boomers, but I could never. 126 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,569 I planned a party at the club for your birthday 127 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,320 and I fully expect you to fill it 128 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,697 with all your new friends. 129 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:23,406 Yeah, I'd love to, 130 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,574 but I have a root canal that day. 131 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,366 Look, I'm serious. 132 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,036 IQ isn't enough, you need to have EQ. 133 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,162 And your stuffy country club 134 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,538 is gonna give me emotional depth? 135 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,706 It's worth a try. 136 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,916 If you prove that you've matured 137 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:37,503 and surrounded yourself with high-quality friends, 138 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,589 I'll get you another interview at Heywood. 139 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,091 Besides I think it would do you good 140 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,802 to get back to some family traditions. 141 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:47,138 And if you don't, well-- 142 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,223 I'll have no choice, but to cut you off. 143 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,600 You can't do that! 144 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,351 All because I don't wanna assimilate? 145 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:55,480 Gilmore is full of lawyers, doctors, business owners. 146 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,442 I want you to surround yourself with that caliber of friends. 147 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,278 - Ensenyame tus amigos-- - And you'll show me who I am. 148 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,238 You already said that. 149 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,157 I'd appreciate it if you didn't use my dead parents 150 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,909 as emotional manipulation. 151 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:11,788 Ariana... that accident wasn't your responsibility. 152 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,708 What you do with the rest of your life is. 153 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,463 You know what you have to do. 154 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,215 Go drown my sorrows in Postmates tequila, 155 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,341 and self-loathing? 156 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,719 Mr. Peters will be expecting you at noon tomorrow. 157 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,222 Don't be late. 158 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,681 I'll consider it, 159 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,767 but you're not my favorite tío right now. 160 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,518 Oh. 161 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,104 I'm your only tío. 162 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,073 Oh, this day couldn't get any worse! 163 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,741 [birds chirping in background 164 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,536 Ariana? 165 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,039 - Oh, fuck me. Oh, my God, girl! 166 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,166 I haven't seen you since you dropped out of kappa! 167 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,960 - Yeah. 168 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,254 - Ooh, you're... - Pregnant! 169 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,089 - On purpose? 170 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,632 You always were the funny one. 171 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,884 Of course, on purpose. 172 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,220 Harry and I. You remember Harry? 173 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,471 Hung-like-a-horse Harry? 174 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,306 They called him that? 175 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,185 Anyway, we did Europe after graduation 176 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:19,480 - and he proposed in Paris. - Wow. 177 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,275 Yeah, planning a wedding, while I was at Yale Business, 178 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,320 was no easy feat, but it all worked out. 179 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,823 Whoa! Elon Musk could see that thing from space! 180 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,784 Oh, you think? I could ask him. 181 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,621 Congratulations on everything. 182 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,790 But I just gave you my one-woman show. 183 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,583 What about you? 184 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,209 Are you just killin' the PR world? 185 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,961 Uh, yeah, pretty much. 186 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,005 I just had an interview at Heywood Media. 187 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,549 Congrats. When do you hear back? 188 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,466 Any day now. 189 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,594 But you know, I pretty much crushed it. 190 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:50,970 - Yes, you did. 191 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,264 And any boyfriends or girlfriends? 192 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,100 I'm still looking for the right guy, 193 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,769 but you know, can't hurt to have fun in the meantime. 194 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,313 Aw! 195 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,899 And I went viral this morning. 196 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,234 - No big deal. - That's nice. 197 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,864 I also just joined this really exclusive country club. 198 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,325 It was super hard to get into, but I pulled some strings. 199 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,577 Oh, my God, which one? 200 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,287 Gilmore Country Club. 201 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,664 Get out. That's my club! 202 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,000 Whoa! What are the chances? 203 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,502 Oh, you'll love it! It's a great place to network. 204 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,171 I mean it has to be, right, 205 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,924 to make up for that 100-grand initiation fee. 206 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,425 Oh, you could stop climate change 207 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,178 - with that kinda cash. - Well, listen, I have to run. 208 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,181 So uh, let's meet up at Gilmore. I'll introduce you to the girls. 209 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,350 You'll have margs, I'll have tea. 210 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,851 It'll be great. 211 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,687 - Yeah, great. 212 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:42,813 Oh, even your hair smells perfect. 213 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,524 - Okay, bye. 214 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,942 Can't wait! 215 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:58,913 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? 216 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,083 Oh, hi, over here. 217 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,294 - Romeo. 218 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,422 Men are so fickle. 219 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,217 I know I've only known Damien for 10 minutes, 220 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,053 but we're for sure soul mates. 221 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,389 Hell yeah. Soul mates! 222 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,724 Pfft! I call bullshit. Right, Romeo? 223 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:22,311 I just wanted to show Damien my best side, right? 224 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:25,648 so I'm not telling him about the three kids I have. 225 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,839 Romeo, you're my friend, right? 226 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,600 Shit. 227 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,489 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Employee parking's around back. 228 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:18,576 I'm actually a member. My tío is George Alvarez. 229 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:23,205 Ms. Alvarez, I'm so sorry. Mr. Peters is expecting you. 230 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,373 It's Ariana. 231 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,625 Oh, let me park the car for you. 232 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,170 - It's okay. I'll do it myself. - Of course, yeah! 233 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,838 Uh, just right over there in between that uh, 234 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,798 the Porsche and the Cadillac. 235 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,300 Mmhmm. 236 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,220 Phew! 237 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,539 Oh, I said dressing on the side. 238 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,582 I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison. 239 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,917 I will have the kitchen fix that. 240 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,919 Oh, Skyler, mine is on the side. We can switch. 241 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,380 Don't be ridiculous, she can bring me a new one. 242 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,882 And no croutons. Thank you. 243 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:15,800 Mmhmm. 244 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,099 Since when does staff get to walk 245 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,350 through the main building? 246 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,602 I'm calling Mr. Peters. 247 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,146 No, that's Ariana! We went to college together. 248 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,648 She's a member. 249 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,359 Honey, members know how to dress at Gilmore. 250 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,236 She's new. And she's very funny. 251 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,697 - Just give her a chance. - Well, I wanna meet her. 252 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,211 Ugh, golf. 253 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,590 Eh, Ms. Alvarez! Thanks for comin' in. 254 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,425 I'm Richard Peters, 255 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,885 the General Manager here at Gilmore. 256 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:03,305 Your uncle has spoken very highly of you. 257 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,349 Well, either you're lying or he is. 258 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,725 But either way, I appreciate it. 259 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,978 He also said you were blunt 260 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,397 and that you'd need help with the dress code. 261 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,484 So, let's go to the pro shop, and pick out some proper attire, 262 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,236 and then I can show you around. 263 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,613 Yeah, I actually worked really hard on this outfit. 264 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,990 I know it looks like I just threw it together, 265 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,741 but that's like kind of the point. 266 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,118 Well, your uncle also mentioned 267 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,370 that you have oppositional behavior. 268 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,290 - Okay, now, who's the blunt one? - Shall we? 269 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,841 Jason, this is Mr. Alvarez's niece. 270 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,886 We need to get her into proper golf attire. 271 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,777 Jason. - Oh, hi. I mean... 272 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,905 Why don't you pick out a few things 273 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,490 and head out to the patio for a drink, 274 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,033 and I'll meet you there? 275 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,038 Wow! He seems fun. 276 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,499 He's strict, but great. 277 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,510 You don't have to stare. I'm not gonna steal anything. 278 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,513 - No, Ms. Alvarez, I wasn't-- - And it's Ariana. 279 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,973 Uh, last names only. It's club policy. 280 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,726 Oh, gosh, what is this place? Some kind of cult? 281 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,936 'Cause that might make it more appealing. 282 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:35,231 - Woah! $90 for a skort! 283 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,565 Are you kidding me? 284 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,942 They're really comfortable. 285 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,110 Uh, I mean that's what all the ladies say. 286 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,029 For 90 bucks, it better make me squirt 287 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,030 and do my taxes. 288 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,032 Uh, I can check with my manager. 289 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:49,119 I mean it is pretty cute. And I'm a sucker for pockets. 290 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,829 Almost makes me wanna hit some balls. 291 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,957 - Have you ever played? - Yes. 292 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,751 Mini golf with a bad online date. 293 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,086 If you're interested, 294 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,046 I could set you up with some lessons. 295 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,381 I appreciate the hustle, 296 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,299 but I'm just here for the day-drinking 297 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,884 and the patriarchal dress code. 298 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:04,969 Fair enough. 299 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,722 Charge it to my tío's account. 300 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,225 Wow! 301 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,772 Okay, ladies, I win again. That's 200 from both of you. 302 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,110 Ariana! You made it. Good to see you. 303 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,279 Come meet everyone. This is Skyler. 304 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,447 Harrison. Also club champion. 305 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,449 Five years running, but it's not that important. 306 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,868 Of course not or you wouldn't mention it. 307 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:30,828 Well, the champion does get 308 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,371 their yearly membership dues waived. 309 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,164 So, it keeps the hubby happy. 310 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,709 Skyler, you're so bad. 311 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,920 And this is Jenny. Recently married. 312 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,171 The wedding was stunning. 313 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,549 Hey, I've seen you before. 314 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,468 Wait, you're on Lusty Lagoon! You're a Dallas cheerleader! 315 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:50,139 That's me! Or was me. 316 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,850 I'm retired now. Also, keeps the hubby happy. 317 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,643 What about you, Air-anna? 318 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,979 - It's Ariana. - Same, same. 319 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,148 Becky has really sung your praises. 320 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,357 Becky? 321 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,442 So what are you? 322 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,111 Married? Divorced? Children? 323 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:04,903 I'd like to say 324 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,697 I'm a connoisseur of dating apps. 325 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,033 So, single. How surprising. 326 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,908 I'm not worried. 327 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,744 Marriage is basically legal prostitution 328 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,246 that's been romanticized into this billion-dollar industry. 329 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,419 - But congrats, Jenny! - Aw, thank you so much! 330 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,838 But tell me, how much locker-room action 331 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,214 do you cheerleaders really get? 332 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,300 - Ariana. - Oh, come on! 333 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,719 53 big, chiseled men. How many can you count? 334 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,096 Jenny, no, you don't have to answer that. 335 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,223 Ariana, that-- that's not appropriate. 336 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,809 Jenny's married to a highly-respected attorney. 337 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,102 Twenty-two. 338 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,979 Yeah, threesomes, foursomes. 339 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981 And don't even get me started with Super Bowl Sunday. 340 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,733 - Jenny! - It was wild. 341 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,776 Jenny, what has gotten into you? 342 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,818 Come on, Becca! 343 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,070 Like you don't let Harry in the back door 344 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613 - once in a while! 345 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,198 - Oh, only on special occasions. 346 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,616 Ladies, that's enough! 347 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,996 Good afternoon, ladies. 348 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,666 Ms. Alvarez, are you ready for the grand tour? 349 00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,583 I can't wait. 350 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,254 - Lovely to meet you all. - You, too. 351 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,130 Bye. 352 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,300 Well, that got way off the rails. 353 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,760 I don't know what came over me! 354 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,970 Sounds like a lot of people from what you just said. 355 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,555 Please, stop! 356 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,557 This is exactly the kind of vile behavior 357 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,060 someone like Ariana brings out in all of us. 358 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,689 Your friend may clean up nicely, but she's not Gilmore material. 359 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,898 She's not my friend. 360 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,318 We just knew each other from college. 361 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,403 I understand. 362 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,239 You. 363 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,408 Come here. What's her deal? 364 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,993 - How'd she get in here? - Mr. Alvarez's niece? 365 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,121 He's sponsoring her for a seasonal membership. 366 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,498 I see. So, she's not a member. 367 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,833 She's a member's guest. 368 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,209 What difference does it make? 369 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,545 All the difference in the world. 370 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,714 She won't last a week. 371 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,257 Cheers, ladies. 372 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,262 I get it. 373 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,930 I don't know what came over me and then you were like 374 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,849 - Jenny, enough. 375 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,187 Thanks for saving me. 376 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,106 Did they welcome you with open arms? 377 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,149 Not exactly. 378 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,445 Yeah, I didn't think so. But they'll warm up to you. 379 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,864 Or they won't. It's a tossup. 380 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,948 So where's Mr. Peters? 381 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,491 Did you knock him off for the insurance money? 382 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,035 Uh, I was about to, 383 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,204 but then he got pulled into a meeting. 384 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,331 Oh, love a plot twist. 385 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:25,294 So, now, it's my job to give you the grand tour. 386 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:29,465 I was given orders to explain some very important rules. 387 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,884 Okay. This is a cult. 388 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,844 Could be. 389 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,138 Um, but listen, the trick is knowin' 390 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,557 which rules matter and which ones don't. 391 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,936 Alright, so, rule number 1. 392 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,521 The dress code is everything. 393 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:49,818 And no public intoxication, no gambling, and no cursing. 394 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,289 Fuck! You little cock-sucker, you cheated! 395 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,999 Take a chill pill, Dad. 396 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,753 I'm sorry, son, but you can take that chill pill 397 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,671 and shove it up your little 8-year-old ass, 398 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,173 - okay? 399 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,217 I guess that rule doesn't matter. 400 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,969 Yeah, we try to keep that to a minimum. 401 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,722 But you catch on quick, Alvarez. 402 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,808 A loophole to the last-name policy. 403 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,809 I'm impressed. 404 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:24,770 Okay, what's next? 405 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,565 Yeah, um, sorry about all that. 406 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,361 Um, but we do have one of the top courses 407 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,195 in the world, 408 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198 which is, of course, wasted on you. 409 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,993 Unfortunately, yes. I hate the sport. Do you play? 410 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,412 Presently, no. It's not really for me. 411 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,623 But I am one hell of a caddie. 412 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,807 So, uh, this is our men's lounge, 413 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,602 and per rule number 5, no women are allowed in. 414 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,689 It's a deeply problematic tradition. 415 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,567 Yeah, it's almost like our forefathers hated women. 416 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,741 And this is the main dining room. 417 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,952 Wow! Fuck me! 418 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,372 - Uh, excuse me? 419 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:33,005 And that is the perfect segue to our last rule. 420 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,132 No fraternizing with the staff. 421 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,425 Fraternizing? 422 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,427 No hookin' up, dating 423 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,596 or falling madly and deeply in love. 424 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,597 Hmm. 425 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,849 You know, fraternizing. 426 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,937 Ms. Alvarez, my apologies, 427 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,565 but I'm sure Jason has properly introduced you 428 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,735 - to Gilmore. - Yes, he was very informative. 429 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,445 It was my pleasure. 430 00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,824 Well, just in case, here is everything you need to know. 431 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,159 Please read it, thoroughly. 432 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,660 - It'll help you-- - Assimilate? 433 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,038 - Fit in. - Hmm. 434 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,541 Your uncle is family here. So that makes you family, too. 435 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,544 Just respect the rules and we'll all have a great time. 436 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,671 Oh, I will be on my best behavior. 437 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,505 Good. 438 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,633 Jesus Christ, Peters! 439 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,469 No wonder we can't attract any fresh blood around here, 440 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,679 - you're scaring off the youth. 441 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,891 Ms. Alvarez, this is Ms. Archebold. 442 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,060 The name is Stella, my dear. 443 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062 - Ariana. - Very nice to meet you. 444 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,605 Welcome to Gilmore. 445 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,357 Come to the luncheon this afternoon. 446 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,691 You can sit at my table. 447 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,319 I will let you get me drunk and then I will start gossiping. 448 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,321 That's a tempting offer, 449 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,865 but I gotta catch up on some light reading. 450 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,909 - Yes. - It's all you can eat lobster. 451 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952 Oh, I'll be there. 452 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,662 I look forward to it. 453 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,252 Looks like Ariana's really getting 454 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,837 her uncle's money's worth. 455 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,883 - I feel a little under-dressed. - You look fine. 456 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,804 So, I've heard a lot about you. 457 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,348 Yes, I'm a liberal, no, I did not get a boob job, 458 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,684 and yes, I binge-watch cat videos. 459 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,105 A little personality will do this club some good. 460 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,565 Too many cardboard cutouts around here 461 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567 if you ask me, which you did not, 462 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,528 but I'm never one to withhold an opinion. 463 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,737 Mm, respect. 464 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,699 - My apologies. - Oh! 465 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,118 I believe this belongs to you, Ms. Archebold. 466 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,037 Jason, you're a lifesaver. Thank you so much. 467 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,580 Anything for my favorite member. 468 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:37,129 Oh, if I were 20 years younger, the things I would do to him. 469 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,257 - Mm, no dating staff. Page 16. - The rule book! 470 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,135 You read the rule book, that outdated rag? 471 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,388 Yeah. Lots of rules, not enough fun. 472 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,765 Well, you're right. This place is a little stuffy. 473 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:49,975 I can overlook the stuffy part 474 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,269 as long as I can eat and drink for free. 475 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,395 I'm gonna help my uncle make his minimums. 476 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,397 Well, good for you. 477 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,815 So, which one's the cool table? 478 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,067 They're all cool table. 479 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,696 There are a lot of wonderful people here. 480 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,574 It's just so much more fun to talk about the bad ones. 481 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,744 - I'm listening. - First, we have the Rockbridges. 482 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:10,370 Old money. 483 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,664 He's an idiot son who inherited a fortune. 484 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,208 She's a former lingerie model. 485 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,169 And you've met the ladies. 486 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,588 I use that term loosely, but only about of them. 487 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,799 That's new money and a lot of it. 488 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,634 That Skyler seems pretty intense. 489 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,013 I think you could take her. 490 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,599 And then there are the young marrieds. 491 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,059 Meet the Smiths. 492 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,478 They have the most perfect children 493 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,645 on the planet. 494 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,689 Watch what she does with those olives 495 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,940 in her martini. 496 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,613 Wow! That would be genius if it wasn't child abuse. 497 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,530 Mmhmm. 498 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,283 Of course, once you surpass a certain income bracket, 499 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,785 we call it "character building." 500 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,914 Oh, I wasn't finished yet. 501 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,999 And you're supposed to clear from the right!. 502 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,210 What's going on with this place? 503 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,962 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison. - Do it again. 504 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,965 The correct way. 505 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,595 Much better. 506 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,141 Sorry. 507 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,768 Oh, man. 508 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,561 You don't have to be so mean. 509 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,147 Becky, I was teaching her a lesson. 510 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,857 You'd think they'd train them better here. 511 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:27,864 Yes, can I help you? 512 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,417 Didn't think so. Good idea. 513 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,545 I'm sure the dishwasher could really use some help. 514 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,345 Oh, don't cry. I'm sorry those women were-- 515 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,347 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 516 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,890 We're not supposed to eat in front of members, 517 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,225 but this was all just gonna get thrown out. 518 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,810 No, please, eat! 519 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,480 - It is so good! - Yeah. 520 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,941 I'm sorry those girls were so mean to you. 521 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,110 Them? Nah. 522 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,154 Most people here are cool. 523 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,238 They just put me down, because they know 524 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,948 without their husbands they'd be back here 525 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,950 sneakin' lobster with me. 526 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,493 Honestly, I feel kinda bad for them. 527 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,078 Really? 528 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:16,329 I'm a psych major. 529 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,748 So I don't take anything personally. 530 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,960 - Wow, that's really freeing. - Hmm. 531 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,171 What's the professional term you'd use for Skyler? 532 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,716 Mm, cunty probably. 533 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,595 I'm sorry I shouldn't say that. 534 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,888 You're not gonna have me fired, are you? 535 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,015 - Not a chance. - Cool. 536 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,310 Oh, my God! 537 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,562 They're throwing away the lobster! 538 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,480 Yeah. Happens all the time. 539 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,774 Well, can't they give it to the homeless or something? 540 00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:47,194 Food safety regulations. If they get sick they could sue. 541 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,988 - It's a whole thing. - That's not accurate. 542 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,907 That's a lie fed to us by corporate America 543 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,451 to excuse capitalistic laziness. 544 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,036 Hell yeah. 545 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,206 Well, could I take some home for my cat? 546 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,582 For your cat? 547 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,542 Sure. 548 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,961 I will pack some up for you. 549 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,797 Hey, would you wanna hang out some time? 550 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,219 Um, I'm just really busy right now, 551 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,386 like with school and work. It's-- 552 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,430 Oh, yeah. No, I totally get it. 553 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,223 But you never know. 554 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183 Something could change, my schedule could free up. 555 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:22,562 - Let me pack this up for you. - Great, thank you. 556 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:33,448 Jason? 557 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,376 Please don't let me end up on a murder podcast. 558 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:47,796 Jason? 559 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,173 What are you doing? 560 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:50,966 - Oh. 561 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,926 Hey, uh, wine? 562 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,263 These stars look fake. 563 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,974 They're just so bright. 564 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,811 Oh, yeah, it's uh, 565 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,437 'cause there's no lights on the course. 566 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,027 You're gripping it too tight. Keep the pressure firm, 567 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,071 but only in your three left fingers. 568 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,116 Well, excuse me, Michelle Wie. How do you know uh-- 569 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,326 Hang around long enough, you pick up the lingo. 570 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,038 Okay. 571 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,294 - Damn! 572 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:28,837 I thought you couldn't play. 573 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,841 Uh, yeah, I used to, but uh, I don't play anymore. 574 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,926 It's a long story. 575 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:35,885 My favorite kind. 576 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,472 My stepdad was a caddie at Gilmore. 577 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:42,434 He taught me how to play and I was pretty good. 578 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,769 I got a full ride to Stanford. 579 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,981 Wow! So, you're like amazing. 580 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,108 - Yeah, I was. 581 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,193 But I got to school 582 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:57,157 and I felt like everyone was so privileged. 583 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,909 I was the only scholarship kid without a trust fund. 584 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,995 I felt like I didn't fit in. 585 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,622 So, I dropped out. 586 00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:07,500 My stepdad got me a job at the club, 587 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,627 and rest is history. 588 00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,796 And your parents were cool with you quitting? 589 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,759 Um, no. they were pretty pissed. 590 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,554 But when I got there, I felt like charity case. 591 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,891 - Like I... - You didn't belong. 592 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:23,767 Exactly. 593 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,561 Yeah, I know the feeling. 594 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,981 I think my time at Gilmore has come to an end. 595 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,399 Already? 596 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,235 Gilmore and me are like post-breakup bangs. 597 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:38,490 Good in theory, but in execution, big mistake. 598 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,908 I feel like you'd look good with bangs. 599 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,868 Mm, no, the receipts prove otherwise. 600 00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:43,745 I could not pull it off. 601 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,330 Alvarez, we both know 602 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,915 you can pull off anything you want to. 603 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,750 Operative word being "want". 604 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,794 Okay, so what do you want? 605 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,382 I'm still figuring it out. 606 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,552 Holy shit! Oh, my God! 607 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,471 Did you see that? That was a shooting star! 608 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,933 - Am I in a fairytale?! - Um, depends. 609 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,352 - Did you make a wish? - Oh, shit. 610 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,104 No, it happened so fast. 611 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,692 - What was that? 612 00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:17,362 Uh, could be a rabbit. 613 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,824 Or a snake. 614 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,699 Or a coyote. 615 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:24,202 - Yeah, we should probably go. - Yeah. 616 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,126 I hope you're hungry, Romeo, because we hit the jackpot!. 617 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,378 We're gonna eat lobster for weeks! 618 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,384 Tío! How's my favorite jet-setting one-percenter? 619 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,094 Uh, just landed in Paris, 620 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,971 and the driver talked about this throuple 621 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,973 and smoked a cigarette the whole time. 622 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,224 I don't know which was worse. 623 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,226 Anyway, how are you? 624 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,311 I'm good. Really good. 625 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,647 TÍO JORGE ON PHONE: Day one and you already met a man? 626 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,107 What? No! 627 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,609 I can hear your smile from France. 628 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,029 Who is he? Did you meet at Gilmore? 629 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,991 Yes, but it's not like that. It's complicated. 630 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,075 He's not married, is he? 631 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,869 Ew, Tío, no! 632 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,079 But please just drop it, okay? 633 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,582 Besides, I could actually use some advice. 634 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,417 You're asking me for help? 635 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,710 Go on. 636 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,628 I really wanna give this place a chance. 637 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,005 Some people have been really cool 638 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,923 and some have been... 639 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,508 Skyler Harrison. 640 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,510 I don't wanna name names, but, yes. 641 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,555 And it's not just her, I feel like I don't fit in. 642 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:28,141 Even today at the luncheon, everyone was staring. 643 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,267 TÍO JORGE ON PHONE: What were you wearing? 644 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,269 My new skort, from the golf shop. 645 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,191 You still there? 646 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:36,774 Yes. 647 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:40,069 Uh, mijita, you have to dress for the class you wanna be in, 648 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:41,613 not the class you are. 649 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,364 Was that Gandhi? 650 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,700 TÍO JORGE ON PHONE: These spaces aren't always made for us, 651 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,285 but that doesn't mean we don't belong. 652 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,454 You gotta make one ally at a time. 653 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,789 Walk in with your head held high, 654 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,666 and for the love of God never wear a skort 655 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,960 to the main dining hall again. 656 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,713 - How'd I do? - Solid 10 outta 10. 657 00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:00,089 TÍO JORGE ON PHONE: Great. 658 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:03,551 And not to ruin the moment, but um, 659 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,178 did you put your parents up? 660 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,098 Not yet. 661 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,893 Don't wait too long, mijita. 662 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,146 I know. I won't. 663 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,981 TÍO JORGE ON PHONE: Great. Now go give them hell. 664 00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:23,696 Romeo! 665 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,285 Christina. Christina. 666 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:31,162 - Christina! - No! Stay back! 667 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,833 Oh, my God, Ms. Alvarez, I am so sorry! 668 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:37,418 Holy shit! 669 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:38,628 Where'd you learn to do that? 670 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,713 Jiu-jitsu. My muscle memory just took over! 671 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:42,757 Holy shit, I just assaulted a member. 672 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,634 And not at all in the way I pictured it would happen. 673 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,427 - Are you okay? 674 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:47,637 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 675 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,974 I was just wondering if you were free this afternoon. 676 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,103 Uh, actually, yeah, I am. 677 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,814 - Today's your lucky day. 678 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,690 I hope no one saw that. 679 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,983 - Come on. - Yeah. 680 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,778 The best consignment store in town. 681 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,029 All the richest bitches come here 682 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,906 to drop off their last-season cast-offs. 683 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,159 Ooh! 684 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:12,036 This one feels... 685 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,538 Deeply problematic? 686 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,165 - I was gonna say racist. - Yeah, yeah. 687 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,627 - This one's a maybe. - Okay. 688 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:20,878 For home use only. 689 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:22,880 Hey, I don't slut shame. 690 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,258 I have the same one in red. 691 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,217 I feel beautiful. 692 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,803 Uh, there's a wine stain on the back. 693 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,430 Oh, God, I think that's blood! 694 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,308 Oh, my God, ew! Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! 695 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,310 - Classic. 696 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:38,313 - I feel like a Bond girl. - You look like a Bond girl. 697 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,564 This is it. 698 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,065 - Pish. - Mmhmm. 699 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,319 Okay, if you don't buy that, I will kill you. 700 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,029 And then I'll buy it, and I'll wear it to the trial. 701 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,492 You look beautiful. 702 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:52,452 How do you feel? 703 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,955 Different, but good different. 704 00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,126 Thank you for bringing me here. 705 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,586 Any time. 706 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,463 But we probably should get going. 707 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:04,964 Some of us actually have to work. 708 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,299 Yeah, let's go. 709 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,929 ♪ I wanna see you bring the heat ♪ 710 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,056 ♪ The heat ♪ 711 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,183 ♪ I wanna see you bring the flavor ♪ 712 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,267 ♪ The flavor ♪ 713 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,311 ♪ Come on, let's move it to the beat ♪ 714 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,437 ♪ The beat ♪ 715 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,564 ♪ We gonna do it now and later ♪ 716 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:23,650 ♪ And later ♪ 717 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,443 - ♪ Like that, huh, you got it ♪ - ♪ You got it ♪ 718 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,861 ♪ Yeah, let's move that body ♪ 719 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,363 ♪ We just swingin' to the music ♪ 720 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,031 Hey, ladies! Let's lunch soon. 721 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,699 - ♪ Bring the heat ♪ - ♪ The heat ♪ 722 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:37,121 - Wow! Uh, you clean up nice. - Thanks. 723 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,456 I had a little help from a friend. 724 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,999 I thought you didn't have friends. 725 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,709 It's called "personal growth." 726 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,628 Ah! I'll have to try that sometime. 727 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,006 - I had a lot of fun yesterday. - Me, too. 728 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,342 Do you think you-- 729 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,637 Okay, I'll be right there. 730 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,517 I should probably go, but I'll see you soon, Alvarez. 731 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,440 Good lady, a tequila on the rocks. 732 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,109 - Make it double. - Oh! 733 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,528 I guess I'm a proper lady of society now. 734 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,863 Well, you certainly look the part, 735 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:11,864 but now you've gotta act it. 736 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,866 Well, you've spent a lot of time around these bougie a-holes. 737 00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:14,867 What should I do next? 738 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,328 Give up my voting rights or start preparing a dowry? 739 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:17,995 Wow! 740 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,415 Uh, first, I'd start by getting that chip off your shoulder. 741 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,666 - Ouch. 742 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,544 Ariana, you are spending time at an amazing club 743 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,753 on your tío's dime. 744 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,755 A million people would kill to be here. 745 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:30,133 - Check your privilege, missy. - You're right. 746 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,510 Consider the chip gone. Any other pointers? 747 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,178 Ooh, you're gonna hate this next one. 748 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,430 I don't wanna date old dudes. 749 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,890 It's worse. You have to golf. 750 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,225 I'd rather date an old dude! 751 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,269 I know, but it's a golf club. You gotta golf. 752 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,770 From what I've seen, it's a drinking club 753 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,980 with a golf course. 754 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,482 Listen, it's an amazing way to earn the ladies' respect 755 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,317 and it shows the men that you're not just here shopping 756 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,402 for a husband. 757 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,737 I'll consider it. 758 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,322 But I want the record to show I'm not happy. 759 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,657 - Noted. 760 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:58,369 And last but not least, I'd enjoy this place 761 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,495 while it's still here. 762 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,038 Still here? Where's it going? 763 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:05,084 - Money problems. - I have money problems. 764 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,961 Trust me, this place is doing just fine. 765 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,796 No, girl, membership is down. 766 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:09,839 The older members are dying off 767 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,799 and they're certainly not attracting any younger ones. 768 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:12,842 Well, boo-hoo! 769 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,887 The oldies can manifest this place up in heaven. 770 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,389 - I sense a chip. - Sorry, old habits. 771 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,266 Ariana, it's not just the members. 772 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:21,559 Look around this place. 773 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,353 There's over 100 employees that depend on Gilmore. 774 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:26,272 If something doesn't change, this could be the last year 775 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,982 for all of us. 776 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,317 Well, I can think of a million ways 777 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,318 to make this place more fun. 778 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,863 - Oh, no. - I'm here for back up. 779 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,741 - What's going on? - Hole in one! 780 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,242 - But that's a good thing. - Mm-mm. 781 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,368 Not for us. 782 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:40,995 The entire club gets a free drink. 783 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,538 - Which leads to more drinks. - Mm-hmm. 784 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:43,873 - Here they come. - Shit. 785 00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:00,348 My martini, if you please! 786 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,683 There she is! Woman of the hour! 787 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:05,353 Sank that sucker from 150 yards out. 788 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,771 I heard it was a lucky shot. 789 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,273 Lucky my ass, you cheap son of a bitch! 790 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,192 Drink the only free thing you'll ever get from me. 791 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:11,984 Hmm. 792 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,070 I heard it was windy that probably did it. 793 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,863 Three divorces, Bill. Wonder why. 794 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,991 Hey, Christina, a beer before my wife gets here. 795 00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:21,035 Thank you. 796 00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:24,413 She's really got a tight grip on your balls, huh, son? 797 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:28,417 Yeah, I mean more or less, but mostly more. 798 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:29,377 Tough place. 799 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,255 Yes, I bet. God, I love beer! 800 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,297 Kyle! - Hey. 801 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,883 What are you doing? 802 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:38,177 Just uh, havin' a beer, a little celebration. 803 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:38,845 Mmhmm. 804 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,055 It's time to let your balls drop. 805 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:42,890 Bill, you would be so much more attractive 806 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,809 if you talked just a little less. 807 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,478 That's funny! That's what Kyle says about you! 808 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,065 - Honey, can I talk to you? - Yup. Yup. 809 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:52,733 Well played. 810 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:56,320 Well, gentlemen, it is time for us to journey on. 811 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,488 Where's everyone going? 812 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,448 Oh, we're going to the men's lounge! 813 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:02,451 There' just too much estrogen out here. 814 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,744 It's my kryptonite. 815 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,414 Why not just stay here and have another drink on-- 816 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,748 On Mr. Alvarez? 817 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,626 Oh, we're goin' in there where there's um, books. 818 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,170 - Oh, you read? - Yeah. Do you read? 819 00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,463 Romance novels? 820 00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:16,340 - Good for you. - Um... 821 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,133 Another time. 822 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:20,428 Honey, you want him to go. 823 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,597 Watching him drink with his penis, 824 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,557 it's not for everybody. 825 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:25,933 Romance novels? 826 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:28,895 Oh, honey, it's See Spot Run. 827 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,897 The Adventures of Dick and Jane. 828 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,440 - Dick likes his dick. 829 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,483 - Bill likes his dick. 830 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,570 Maybe I could just have one with the boys. 831 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,447 Honey, I made us reservations at Fork. 832 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,531 She is a top chef. 833 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,283 - It took me months to get us in. - Yeah, I know. 834 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,535 And I'll-- I'll still make it to dinner. 835 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:46,913 Okay. 836 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,581 But you know, I hate when you hang out with Bill. 837 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:49,957 He's a creep and he always looks at my-- 838 00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,251 I-- I-- I know, I know. 839 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:55,212 Hey, I promise, I'll be good. 840 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,672 Hmm? 841 00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:57,965 - You better. - I would. 842 00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,133 Or I'll know. 843 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968 I know you will. Love you. 844 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:01,844 Love you. 845 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,392 Hey, hey! Who's bangin' the new chick? 846 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,480 Well, I don't know if you're talking about reality 847 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,689 or what's happened in my mind, 848 00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:15,900 because in my mind, we're having our third child. 849 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,320 I'm gonna ride that thing like a choo-choo train. 850 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:26,452 Hey, don't tell my wife. 851 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,996 Sometimes it sucks to have a vagina. 852 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,083 What a stupid, archaic, sexist rule! 853 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,210 I mean no wonder you guys aren't getting any new members. 854 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,921 You are correct, but it is a tradition. 855 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,257 Fuck tradition. It was your hole in one! 856 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,342 You should be in there celebrating! 857 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,386 Oh, sweetheart, I'm too tired for that fight. 858 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,389 Then I'll fight it for you. 859 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,974 I'm goin' in. 860 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,559 Fine, well, as the ranking board member, 861 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:51,644 I will tell you that the tradition 862 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,521 is 125 years old. 863 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,272 Other than that, I know nothing. 864 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,900 Christina, hit me up! 865 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,111 Hang on! 866 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,116 - You'll also need these. - Thank you. 867 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:05,992 Good luck. 868 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,454 She's so plucky. 869 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:13,040 You don't come here for the huntin', do you, boy? 870 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,087 - Fuck your tradition. - Oh! 871 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,256 I'm here and I've got tequila. 872 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,342 - Tequila! - Tequila! 873 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,306 - Night, boys. 874 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,432 - Bottoms up. 875 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:34,103 Ono más. 876 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,731 You said she wouldn't last a week. 877 00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:38,941 We may have to step things up, 878 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:41,235 but we'll find a way to get her out. 879 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:42,820 Do you think she really wants to have lunch with us 880 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,739 or was she just being nice? 881 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,782 You know, she did seem pretty cozy 882 00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,743 chatting it up with Jason earlier. 883 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,285 I wonder-- 884 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,620 This feels a little mean, girls. 885 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,956 Can't we just give her a chance? 886 00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:56,167 - We could invite her to Fork. - No! No. 887 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,669 Ladies, no, just trust me. 888 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,297 This club will never accept someone like Ariana. 889 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,426 - Ariana! Ariana! Ariana! - Ariana! Ariana! Ariana! 890 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,720 Ariana! Ariana! 891 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,387 Sure about that? 892 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:11,182 Ariana! Ariana! Ariana! 893 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,311 Hey, let me just squeeze in there quick. 894 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,271 Hey, thanks for bringin' the tequila. 895 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:18,147 This is fun. 896 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,315 - Stop. - Oh, ticklish? 897 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,357 - Stop. - Oh... 898 00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:21,734 What? Oh, Kyle! 899 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,613 Your wife is in the men's lounge. 900 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:29,283 You know the rules. Next round is on you, jackass. 901 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,702 Kyle, we don't wanna miss our dinner reservation. 902 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,454 Let's go. Now. 903 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,039 Yes, dear. 904 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,375 Come on, Sky, we're just havin' some fun. 905 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,460 Hey, for the record, 906 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,837 your husband can really pound the tequila. 907 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,840 For the record, that dress looked great on me last year. 908 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,551 I bet you didn't notice my initials on the inseam. 909 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:51,180 Okay, Skyler, men's lounge, you out. 910 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,849 - But what about her? - You don't know my pronouns. 911 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,649 - Ariana! Ariana! - Ariana! Ariana! 912 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,693 Ms. Alvarez! Ariana! Ariana! 913 00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:07,696 May I speak with you, please? 914 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:09,615 Privately. 915 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,745 Ms. Alvarez, your behavior in the men's lounge 916 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,205 was totally unacceptable! 917 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,790 You know what's unacceptable? 918 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,000 Separating genders like it's the 1900! 919 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,753 - It's a tradition! - Well, it's regressive. 920 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,506 Even so, I've already received too many complaints about you. 921 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,299 I have no choice but to contact your uncle. 922 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,510 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not do anything rash. 923 00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:33,597 Mr. Peters, word on the street is the club isn't doing great. 924 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,100 - So why don't we make a deal? 925 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,935 I'll help you get your membership numbers up 926 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,688 and you keep this whole incident on the DL. 927 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,314 Let's leave Tío Jorge out of it. 928 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,483 What happens in Gilmore, stays in Gilmore. 929 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:47,361 Excuse me. This club doesn't need your help. 930 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:50,156 We both know it does. Gilmore needs to change. 931 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:53,701 If not, lots of jobs go bye-bye, including yours. 932 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:02,918 Well... the annual new member drive is comin' up. 933 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,546 I could recommend you to the committee. 934 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:06,130 Great. 935 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,798 It's run by Mrs. Skyler Harrison. 936 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,050 Yeah, that's not gonna work. Let me guess. 937 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:12,261 Charity auctions, wine-tasting parties, 938 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,804 and black-tie events. 939 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,265 And the women's golf tournament at the end of the season. 940 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,559 Boring, boring, boring! 941 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,020 You want new members, you need new ideas. 942 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,314 We gotta think outside Skyler's box. 943 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,234 - I'm listening - Oh, now? Oh, okay. 944 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,029 Uh, well, just spitballing here. 945 00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:34,158 I think you need to appeal to a younger demographic. 946 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,328 They don't want galas, they want yappy hours. 947 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,913 - Yappy hour? - Yes! 948 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,873 You know, like drinks and dogs! 949 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,168 You take care of Skyler and the committee, 950 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,544 I'll take care of the new members. 951 00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:47,880 And Uncle George stays none the wiser. 952 00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:52,760 You really think you can pull this off? 953 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,637 I think I can save this place. 954 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,847 Then you got yourself a deal. 955 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,604 The parking lot is packed. Where is everyone? 956 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,522 Welcome Gilmore members and guests! 957 00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:08,317 Let's get ready to play The Price is Right! 958 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,235 I love that show! 959 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,529 My grandma won a trip to the Grand Canyon. 960 00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:13,656 She didn't take me though. 961 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,499 Skyler! 962 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:25,084 Oh, I'm sorry, 963 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,835 I don't see your name on the list. 964 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,796 But you're more than welcome to wait in line. 965 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,673 What the hell is going on? 966 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,550 It's new member week. And we all have to do our part. 967 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,803 Give a round of applause to Kyle Harrison 968 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,805 and his brand-new peloton! 969 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:38,806 I'm gonna get Mr. Peters. 970 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,058 Oh, don't bother. I'll go in and grab him for you. 971 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,518 In the meantime, feel free to check out all 972 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811 these activities I have planned. 973 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,647 S'mores bar and stargazing? 974 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:47,648 - How romantic! - Hmm. 975 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,149 Harry would love that! 976 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,609 Oh, my God! A yappy hour! 977 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,486 Spots are filling up quick so... 978 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:55,447 And don't forget to follow the hashtag Gilmore 2.0 979 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:56,991 for the most up-to-date news. 980 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,742 And please welcome to stage, 981 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:02,371 our wonderful hostess Ariana Alvarez! 982 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,249 Gotta go, duty calls. 983 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:09,670 Ladies, come through 984 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,463 for tomorrow's self-defense class. 985 00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:14,174 Gilmore is a no-pussy-grabbing zone! 986 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,677 This means war. 987 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,309 25 new pledges. A club record. 988 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,436 What do you say you take me out to celebrate? 989 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,855 I'd say meet me after my shift. 990 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,356 Hmm. 991 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:30,649 I'll text you! 992 00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:38,032 Yes, maybe, yeah. 993 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,076 Hey, um, we'll start with a flight of ales 994 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,579 and a couple of pretzels, please. 995 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,914 Flight? I want one of those. 996 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:50,586 Are you sure you can handle all that? 997 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,046 You scared? 998 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,049 We'll take two of those, please. 999 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,467 A good choice. 1000 00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,262 So, this place is cute. 1001 00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,305 Yeah, I love it. 1002 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,766 The food's good and the beer's cheap. 1003 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,601 And there's no chance someone from the club 1004 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,269 will see us together, right? 1005 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,896 I see your angle. 1006 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,939 Trust me, it's for the best. 1007 00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:12,399 It's a stupid rule. 1008 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:14,860 People should be allowed to fall for each other. 1009 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,570 No one should lose their job over it. 1010 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,239 Is that what's happening? 1011 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,617 We're falling for each other? 1012 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,077 I don't know. You tell me. 1013 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,995 ♪ Yeah, yeah, girl you know--♪ 1014 00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:28,999 Let's play a game, truth or drink. 1015 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:32,169 Well, I already plan on drinking, but okay. 1016 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,170 Gentleman, first. 1017 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,090 When we met, 1018 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,050 what was your first thought about me? 1019 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:41,178 That you were fucking hot. You? 1020 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,888 - ♪ I'll try, I had to say ♪ - Hmm. 1021 00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:44,556 - ♪ The way that I'm feeling ♪ - Drink? 1022 00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:45,974 Wow, you can't answer that? 1023 00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:46,975 ♪ That kinda feelin' ♪ 1024 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:50,354 It was the second grade and Jimmy just yelled, 1025 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,147 -"He's goin' in his pants!" 1026 00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:55,943 And for the next three years, that was my cross to bear. 1027 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,319 Did you ever poop your pants? 1028 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,823 Drink. Oh, no! 1029 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,909 Definitely Zac Efron cover of Rolling Stone. 1030 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,662 Ah! That was your sexual awakening? 1031 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,915 Yeah, and it was glorious. You? 1032 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:10,833 Drink! 1033 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,000 - I am. 1034 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,336 ♪ Put your money on me ♪ 1035 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:15,963 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1036 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,340 ♪ I can feel that you want it, put somethin' on it ♪ 1037 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,759 ♪ Put your money on me ♪ 1038 00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:22,386 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1039 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,178 ♪ 'Cause I feel magic tonight ♪ 1040 00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,764 If a genie suddenly appeared and gave you one wish, 1041 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:26,807 what would it be? 1042 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,475 That's not how genie's work. I get three. 1043 00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:31,311 Mm, this is a post-pandemic recession genie. 1044 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:32,438 You get one. 1045 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,856 I'd ask for 100 more wishes. 1046 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:36,150 - Ugh, boring! - Fine. 1047 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,444 Uh, I guess a part of me still wonders 1048 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,362 what if I hadn't quit Stanford? 1049 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,072 Would I be pro? 1050 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,242 So I'd wish I could go back and do it all over. 1051 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,368 It's never too late. 1052 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,829 Sometimes it is. What about you? 1053 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,205 What's your wish? 1054 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:53,959 Um, I wish... 1055 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,753 - Drink, come on. 1056 00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:59,214 ♪ Put your money on me ♪ 1057 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:00,757 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1058 00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:03,177 ♪ 'Cause I feel magic tonight ♪ 1059 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,596 ♪ Put your money on me ♪ 1060 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,263 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1061 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,848 - Fuck, Marry, Kill. - Uh-huh. 1062 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,391 Skyler, Rebecca, and Jenny. 1063 00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:11,268 - Marry Rebecca, fuck Jenny. - Okay. 1064 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:14,354 And gently, non-problematically, and non-violently kill Skyler. 1065 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,732 - Same. Come on. - Bottoms up. 1066 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,358 Ooh! 1067 00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:19,943 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1068 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,320 ♪ I can feel that you want it, put somethin' on it ♪ 1069 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:25,491 So, are we falling for each other? 1070 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:29,411 I'm gonna guess, you're not. 1071 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:32,706 ♪ Hey ♪ 1072 00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:35,292 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1073 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,836 My sexual awakening was Ryan Reynolds. 1074 00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:39,755 I pooped my pants at a 4th grade sleepover. 1075 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:41,632 I don't do well with dairy as I found out. 1076 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:42,132 When we first met, 1077 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,759 I honestly thought you were the ballsiest person 1078 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:45,010 and you weren't even trying. 1079 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,346 - I know what I'd wish for. - What? 1080 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,014 From the genie, my wish. 1081 00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:52,184 I'd ask to have my parents back. 1082 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,852 They died in a car accident, comin' to visit me 1083 00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:55,229 when I was in college. 1084 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:59,107 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, it's okay. 1085 00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:01,193 I just needed to say it out loud. 1086 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:07,407 Ariana, I'm one 1,000% falling for you. 1087 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:10,911 ♪ Uh, she said ♪ 1088 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,705 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1089 00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,124 ♪ She'll come look at what she wanted ♪ 1090 00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:18,377 ♪ I'll give you just one warnin' ♪ 1091 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:20,003 ♪ You don't know what you started ♪ 1092 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,755 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1093 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:24,675 - Are you sure you wanna do this? - Yeah, I'm sure. 1094 00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,511 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 1095 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,680 ♪ Girl, I know I just want you, ooh ♪ 1096 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,601 One of us smells like mustard. 1097 00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:35,978 - What? 1098 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:41,733 Hot? Sweet? 1099 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,278 ♪ Waste no more time, no more, no more ♪ 1100 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:45,988 Spicy. 1101 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,864 ♪ Uh ♪ 1102 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:51,034 Hot. Very hot. 1103 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:56,456 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪ 1104 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,008 - Hey. - Hey. 1105 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,720 Hello, Ms. Alvarez. 1106 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:12,556 You slept with Jason, didn't you? 1107 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,267 I can't stop smiling. I feel like I'm in a rom-com. 1108 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,269 Okay, I love this for you, like amazing, 1109 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,396 but I would keep that on the DL. 1110 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:21,023 If Skyler finds out about the two of you, 1111 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,649 - she will be sure to ruin it. 1112 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:23,984 Speak of the devil... 1113 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:24,985 Good luck. 1114 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,946 - Skyler, so glad you made it! - Oh, my goodness, 1115 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,032 I wouldn't miss it for the world! 1116 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:32,701 What's good for the club is good for everyone, right? 1117 00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:33,327 Right. 1118 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,911 It's a great turn out, by the way. 1119 00:48:34,911 --> 00:48:35,621 Thanks, Rebecca. 1120 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:37,998 Yes, can't wait to see how it goes. 1121 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,499 Well, you shouldn't have to wait too much longer. 1122 00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:41,668 Our instructor will be here any second. 1123 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:42,711 Wonderful. 1124 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,840 Will she? 1125 00:49:00,937 --> 00:49:02,105 Aw, Ariana, 1126 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:04,816 seems like your instructor is a no-show. 1127 00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:06,276 I'm so sorry it's a bust, 1128 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:07,778 but this is why we have a committee. 1129 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,614 Not everyone has the skillset to plan club events. 1130 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,579 Oh, there she is! The woman of the hour! 1131 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:18,914 Everyone, give a round of applause 1132 00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,457 for Christina. 1133 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,711 - What are you doing? - I owe you. 1134 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,505 You all know her as a fabulous bartender 1135 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:26,963 and server, 1136 00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:29,341 but what you don't know is that she's highly trained 1137 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:30,717 in the art of Jiu-jitsu. 1138 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,473 Uh, uh, yes. Hi. 1139 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,811 Thanks you, Ariana, for that wonderful intro. 1140 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:44,731 Um, and I'm so sorry that I'm so late. 1141 00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:49,111 But I'm really excited to empower you all today, 1142 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,863 both physically and mentally. 1143 00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:54,783 Okay. Alright, everyone up. 1144 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,160 I'm gonna need a volunteer. 1145 00:49:58,995 --> 00:50:01,164 Mrs. Harrison, come on up. 1146 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,876 So, let's all pretend 1147 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:07,546 that I am walking alone in a parking lot 1148 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,006 and Mrs. Harrison is following me. 1149 00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:12,050 I don't know why I'm in the employee parking lot, 1150 00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:13,093 but okay. 1151 00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:15,387 Alright, I want you to come up behind me 1152 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:16,555 and grab my shoulder. 1153 00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,393 - Touch me again 1154 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,478 and I will put you in a shallow grave! 1155 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:26,898 Okay. 1156 00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:28,316 So, that's how it's done, ladies. 1157 00:50:28,316 --> 00:50:32,779 First, you attack physically, and then psychologically. 1158 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:33,613 Alright? 1159 00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:34,823 Eve, great! 1160 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,533 Uh, Eve's gonna assist me. 1161 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,702 - Alright, who's next? - Me! 1162 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,496 Nice. With one move. 1163 00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:43,623 I was parallel parking 1164 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,625 before you were in your father's nutsac, 1165 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,335 - so back off! You heard me! 1166 00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:48,670 I heard you, I heard you! 1167 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,046 Let's go! 1168 00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:51,381 Uh-huh. 1169 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:54,134 My belly's not a petting zoo, so hands off! 1170 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,386 And my name's Rebecca, not Becky! 1171 00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:57,012 Yes! 1172 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,014 Yeah, Rebecca! 1173 00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:04,686 I will shove my dick so far up your asshole 1174 00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:07,689 that it will split in two out of your nostrils, 1175 00:51:07,689 --> 00:51:11,067 you mansplainin' waste of space! 1176 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,616 Cheerleading was hard. 1177 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,412 Okay. Okay. 1178 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,122 Okay. Yeah, yeah. 1179 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,379 That was fun. 1180 00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:33,757 - Thanks for organizing. - Hey, thanks for coming. 1181 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:36,259 Oh, and see you guys Friday. 1182 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,554 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1183 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,892 - I like your hair. - Thanks. 1184 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,440 You must really be enjoying this. 1185 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,316 I am. 1186 00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:54,110 Especially since you tried to sabotage my event. 1187 00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:55,904 What'd you do? Call the instructor and cancel? 1188 00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:57,823 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 1189 00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:58,907 Gilmore's a family. 1190 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:01,076 When one of us succeeds, we all succeed. 1191 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:03,286 Oh, in the spirit of family, 1192 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:05,288 I'd love to see you at Friday's mini golf. 1193 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,833 It's sold out, but I could make an exception 1194 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,835 - for the club's reigning champ. 1195 00:52:11,753 --> 00:52:15,006 Just remember this, Ariana, I win. 1196 00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:16,383 I always win. 1197 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,601 I hope more people are coming. 1198 00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:32,607 I mean, I'm sure more people are coming. 1199 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,317 Wait, I thought you said it was sold out. 1200 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,736 Uh-uh, that's Ariana's event. 1201 00:52:38,071 --> 00:52:39,573 I've been thinking I know people 1202 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,408 who can make people like her disappear. 1203 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:43,493 You know Criss Angel? 1204 00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:48,707 Hey, Gilmore fam, 1205 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,667 the party is just getting started. 1206 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,211 The music's loud and the slushies are strong. 1207 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,005 So even if you hate golf as much as I do, 1208 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,089 you'll still have fun! 1209 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,345 Oh, my God, I love this song. 1210 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,639 Oh, damn, me, too. 1211 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:08,602 But not as much as a harpist, obviously. 1212 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,524 What are you two talking about? 1213 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:19,195 Just how I'm feeling so nauseous. 1214 00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:21,615 Morning sickness isn't just for the morning! 1215 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,326 - Who knew? - Totally! 1216 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,036 And I'm also feeling sick. 1217 00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:28,330 I think it might be sympathy pains. 1218 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,875 Lovely party, Skyler. 1219 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,376 We'll see you tomorrow. 1220 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:34,336 Wait, Becky-- 1221 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:36,922 Rebecca, what am I supposed to do? 1222 00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:38,214 Host this all by myself? 1223 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,261 I think you'll manage. 1224 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:46,348 Bye. 1225 00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,064 No, thank you. No. 1226 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:55,565 Go! 1227 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:08,870 Thanks for coming. 1228 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:09,913 Oh, there's drinks over there. 1229 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,290 You made it! Have fun! 1230 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:17,087 Well, this is quite the turn out. 1231 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,297 Your uncle would be very proud. 1232 00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:20,507 Mm, the night is young. 1233 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,217 Still plenty of time for me to screw it up. 1234 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,386 Ariana, take the compliment. 1235 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:25,720 Thank you. 1236 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,598 These clubs are too damn small! 1237 00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:31,559 It's called "mini golf", Ms. Archebold. 1238 00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:32,936 Yes, but you know, 1239 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,897 I only like to play with big things, Peters. 1240 00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:38,233 - Oh, no. - No, no, no. 1241 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,609 Oh, I'm not done with you. 1242 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:43,613 Ari! 1243 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,115 Ah! Oh, guys! 1244 00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:49,035 This is so much more fun than Skyler's party. 1245 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:50,996 The harp is so boring. 1246 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:53,623 - Don't tell her I said that. - That's very sweet, Jenny. 1247 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,709 How many of those red slushies have you had? 1248 00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:59,212 Mm, this is my third! 1249 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,173 Oh shit. I have to pee. 1250 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:05,719 - See you soon, girly! 1251 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,512 I should probably make sure she's good. 1252 00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:08,638 Yeah. 1253 00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:11,474 You always did know how to throw a party. 1254 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,059 Keep doing new. 1255 00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:15,395 Gilmore loves you. 1256 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:16,563 Thanks, Rebecca. 1257 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,741 Those rat bastards! 1258 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,498 Want to play a few rounds later? 1259 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:37,459 Loser takes the winner home. 1260 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,753 I thought you didn't play. 1261 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:40,920 I could make an exception. 1262 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:42,797 Okay, fine. 1263 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:50,055 - Yeah. - Okay. 1264 00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:56,019 - It's good. 1265 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:56,936 Thank you. 1266 00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:00,815 I'll take a club and a bucket, please. 1267 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:02,525 Skyler, you made it! 1268 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,235 Yes, thank you for the invite. 1269 00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:05,987 It's quite the party. 1270 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:07,197 Thanks? 1271 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:11,117 So, Jason, my cousin Summer is coming into town next week. 1272 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,620 She's the hot one in the family and very sweet. 1273 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,705 But I haven't been single in so long, 1274 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:17,707 I-- I don't know all the fun bars. 1275 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,918 I could, um, recommend a few. 1276 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,628 You're such a doll. 1277 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:24,047 But it might be easier if I gave her your number. 1278 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,590 Maybe you could show her around. 1279 00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:28,426 Who knows? You two might really hit it off. 1280 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:30,929 Um, of course, Ms. Harrison. 1281 00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,847 - Anything for our club champion. 1282 00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:34,057 You flatter me. 1283 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,351 See you later, Ariana. 1284 00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,311 Thanks, Jason. 1285 00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:42,899 - Ariana, I had to-- - No, you don't have to explain. 1286 00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:44,943 I totally understand. 1287 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:46,361 I better go make my rounds. 1288 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:49,906 Damn. 1289 00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,079 Two tequila shots. Doubles! 1290 00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,580 You got it! 1291 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,415 Ariana, this place is poppin'. 1292 00:56:59,415 --> 00:57:01,876 I haven't seen it like this in years, girl! 1293 00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:03,128 You should be really proud. 1294 00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:06,965 Oh! 1295 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:09,342 Whoa, okay. 1296 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,719 Um, are we sure this is a good idea? 1297 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,305 Oh, you're j-- you're just gonna keep going. 1298 00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:15,515 They're all for you. Okay. 1299 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,433 Hey, is everything alright? 1300 00:57:17,433 --> 00:57:18,518 Never better. 1301 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,813 I'm gonna be holding her hair later. 1302 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:30,446 - Hey, do you wanna dance? - Fuck yeah! 1303 00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:35,660 Yeah. 1304 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,705 Oh. Yeah. 1305 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,039 Oh. Uh, stop! 1306 00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:41,583 What? Come on, Ariana. 1307 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,834 The tension is killing me. 1308 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,002 No, you're married. 1309 00:57:44,002 --> 00:57:45,962 I know, right? 1310 00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,341 You fucking slut! 1311 00:57:51,342 --> 00:57:53,344 Skyler, it's not what you think. 1312 00:57:53,344 --> 00:57:54,762 - You slimy- Oh! 1313 00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:56,723 Duplicitous hoe bag! 1314 00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,641 It's not what you think! 1315 00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:00,643 Come out here and face me like a woman! 1316 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:03,855 - Skyler, he tried to kiss me! - Liar! 1317 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:06,024 I knew you couldn't be trusted. 1318 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,650 - Oh! - Oh! 1319 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,365 You're the one trying to ruin every second of my life! 1320 00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:19,662 That is because you, Ariana Alvarez, 1321 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:22,916 are insignificant trash and everyone knows it! 1322 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:25,585 Not even the damn caddie will commit to you. 1323 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:26,753 That's right, everyone! 1324 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,922 Jason is sleeping with this whore. 1325 00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:32,884 Which according to page 106 is against the code of conduct! 1326 00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:34,093 Jason, is this true? 1327 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:38,973 Jason, are you gonna tell them? 1328 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,769 Ms. Alvarez, 1329 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,520 I think you've had too much to drink. 1330 00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:51,361 Fuck you, Jason. And fuck you, Skyler. 1331 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:54,447 And fuck this whole fucking place! 1332 00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:57,116 I quit, effective immediately. 1333 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,037 Uh-uh! 1334 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,413 Don't even think about it, homeboy. 1335 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:11,130 Back to the party, guys. 1336 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,238 Looks like it's just you and me, Romeo. 1337 00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:56,759 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 1338 01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:17,238 Jason, go away. 1339 01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:22,243 Rebecca, what are you doing here? 1340 01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:23,328 I was in the neighborhood 1341 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,621 and I thought I'd make us breakfast. 1342 01:00:25,621 --> 01:00:26,789 Do you still like pancakes? 1343 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,292 - I love pancakes. - Great. 1344 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,960 Is your kitchen this way? 1345 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,135 Rebecca, what are you really doing here? 1346 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:41,137 - I quit the club. - I know. 1347 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:43,514 Skyler was on fire last night. 1348 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,183 Yeah, Kyle tried to kiss me. 1349 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:48,603 Yup, he's a creep and deep down, Skyler knows it, too. 1350 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:52,023 Uh, where are your mixing bowls? 1351 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:53,858 Look around. Does it look like I bake? 1352 01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:54,692 I need a mixing bowl! 1353 01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,819 I can't make pancakes without them. 1354 01:00:56,819 --> 01:01:00,073 I-- I need to do something with these stupid, chubby hands! 1355 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,657 You're not chubby, you're-- 1356 01:01:01,657 --> 01:01:03,284 Gonna have a baby. 1357 01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:06,371 I'm not ready for this. 1358 01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:09,248 Rebecca, of course, you are. 1359 01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,376 Look at you, you're perfect. 1360 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:14,003 Your husband's perfect, your life is perfect. 1361 01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,505 I bet your vagina is gonna snap back 1362 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,091 - into place perfectly. 1363 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,842 I'm not ready to be a mom. 1364 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:26,307 Look, I'm not exactly an expert in that department, 1365 01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,767 but for what it's worth, 1366 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,977 I think you're gonna be a great mom. 1367 01:01:31,312 --> 01:01:33,689 You kinda remind me of my mom. 1368 01:01:33,689 --> 01:01:34,941 In a good way. 1369 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,528 God, I miss her. 1370 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,280 I know you really miss your parents. 1371 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,157 I'm sorry. 1372 01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:44,200 Thanks. 1373 01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:48,579 Look, you're gonna do the best you can. 1374 01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:49,956 You're gonna give them lots of love, 1375 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,666 and teach them right from wrong, 1376 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,503 and what they do with their life is up to them. 1377 01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:58,423 That's really sweet to say, Ari. 1378 01:01:58,423 --> 01:01:59,757 Thank you. 1379 01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:02,635 But are you-- are you really leavin' the club? 1380 01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:05,430 Skyler may be cruel, but she's not wrong. 1381 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:08,599 - I'm not Gilmore material. - Bullshit. 1382 01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,977 You belong at that club just as much as anybody else. 1383 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:13,479 Skyler's just insecure, because she met Kyle 1384 01:02:13,479 --> 01:02:16,482 when she was a waitressing at Scooter's Wild Wing Shack 1385 01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:17,692 and married him. 1386 01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:20,319 Wait, Skyler was a waitress? 1387 01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:22,321 Yep, and now her whole life is that club, 1388 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:24,574 and her man's a dog, it's complicated. 1389 01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:27,910 But she's wrong about you. 1390 01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:30,455 You are not trash. 1391 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,623 And don't you forget it. 1392 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,001 Thanks, Rebecca. 1393 01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,045 What are friends for? 1394 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,936 Hi, Mr. Reddy, it's Ariana Alvarez. 1395 01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,647 I was wondering if you were free tomorrow. 1396 01:02:58,357 --> 01:02:59,442 Great. 1397 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,694 ♪ Hey you, get down, lace up my loops ♪ 1398 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:02,236 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1399 01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:03,446 ♪ Here's the queen comin' through ♪ 1400 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,071 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1401 01:03:04,071 --> 01:03:06,491 ♪ Hey you, pull up, make me some food ♪ 1402 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:08,159 - ♪ Wooh ♪ - ♪ It's your highness to you ♪ 1403 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:08,826 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1404 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:11,370 ♪ Hey you, you a thug on the run with it ♪ 1405 01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,413 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1406 01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:13,873 ♪ She do it for the wealth, eh ♪ 1407 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:14,624 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1408 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,209 ♪ She don't need nobody else ♪ 1409 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,001 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1410 01:03:17,001 --> 01:03:18,544 - ♪ Sellin' water to a well ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 1411 01:03:18,544 --> 01:03:20,171 And she's back. 1412 01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,382 Can't get rid of me that easily, I'm like a roach. 1413 01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:27,094 - Wait, let me try that again. - Yeah. 1414 01:03:27,094 --> 01:03:29,055 No, no, no, no, no. You quit. I heard you. 1415 01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,015 Everyone did. And you don't even golf! 1416 01:03:31,015 --> 01:03:33,226 I-- i-- is there a problem here? 1417 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,061 Section 5, paragraph 3, 1418 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,730 "A member must submit his or her resignation in writing 1419 01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:39,774 and it must be accepted by the board." 1420 01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:41,359 She's actually right, Mrs. Harrison. 1421 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,236 She is not stepping foot on that course. 1422 01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:44,529 I'll file a complaint! 1423 01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:46,739 For fuck's sake, Skyler, relax! 1424 01:03:46,739 --> 01:03:49,659 It's just golf. We're not curing cancer. 1425 01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:52,161 What's the matter, Skyler? 1426 01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:54,372 Worried about a little competition? 1427 01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:57,458 The only thing I'm worried about is where I'm gonna put 1428 01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,919 - this year's trophy. - You better hope so. 1429 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:01,671 Because if I remember correctly, 1430 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,507 the champion gets their dues waved for a year. 1431 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:08,469 So, when I win, I won't be going anywhere. 1432 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:18,521 Those are literally the rules. 1433 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:22,066 - Aren't you a bartender? - I'm multi-faceted. 1434 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:27,029 You go, girl. 1435 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:36,080 Ariana, what're you doin' here? 1436 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,415 It's Ms. Alvarez. 1437 01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:39,834 And I'm not here for you, I'm here to play. 1438 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:42,295 You're playing? Against Skyler? 1439 01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:43,296 Yes. 1440 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,548 And I'll obviously need a different caddie. 1441 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,508 Perhaps one who isn't a coward 1442 01:04:47,508 --> 01:04:49,343 that would rather watch people play his whole life 1443 01:04:49,343 --> 01:04:51,137 than go after what he wants. 1444 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,014 Thanks. 1445 01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:01,897 - That was harsh. 1446 01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:04,692 - Of course, she's right. - I know. 1447 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,737 Let's take a walk. 1448 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:12,700 Jason, I have watched you grow up at this club. 1449 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:16,746 You are young, bright, talented. 1450 01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,457 what do you want? 1451 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,419 Well, I played in college and I really miss it. 1452 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:24,920 Competition. 1453 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,340 Hanging with the other players. I don't know. 1454 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:30,134 A part of me still thinks I could go pro. 1455 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,220 - You think so? - I do. 1456 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:35,806 It's an expensive sport. 1457 01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:37,433 You'll need sponsor. 1458 01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:44,440 Take this card, call my office on Monday, 1459 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,108 and we will arrange a try-out. 1460 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:49,695 - Ms. Archebold, this is amazing! - I know! 1461 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:53,616 Listen, honey, aside from you, 1462 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:55,534 your stepfather was the best caddie 1463 01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:57,536 that this club ever had. 1464 01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:59,580 And he always thought that his boy 1465 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:01,540 could be the next Tiger Woods. 1466 01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:03,292 So, let's prove him right, shall we? 1467 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:05,503 Thank you. I won't let you down. 1468 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,546 No, you won't. 1469 01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:12,218 Two things I never mess with, my money and my martinis. 1470 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:14,637 I've seen what you can do with the martini. 1471 01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:16,764 Now, let's see what you can do with my money. 1472 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,686 Mike! So, glad you made it! 1473 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,355 Thank you for the invite. It's a beautiful course. 1474 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,898 And the drinks aren't half bad. 1475 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:28,025 - Let me get the first round. - Well, I don't wanna be rude. 1476 01:06:29,276 --> 01:06:31,278 - Tequila? - Always. 1477 01:06:31,278 --> 01:06:32,905 Two tequila sodas, please. 1478 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:35,783 Thank you. 1479 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,368 I don't wanna talk too much shop, 1480 01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:38,869 but I've been thinking about your company 1481 01:06:38,869 --> 01:06:40,913 and I have a great idea on how to boost morale. 1482 01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:43,332 - I'd love to hear more. - I'll cheers to that. 1483 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,296 Now, I've got to go take care of something. 1484 01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:51,048 - Wish me luck. - Luck. 1485 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:55,094 Bezos, I told you I'm golfing. 1486 01:06:55,094 --> 01:07:00,933 It's a great day here at Gilmore Country Club! 1487 01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:01,600 Yes! 1488 01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:07,815 Welcome to the annual Women's Championship Round! 1489 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,443 Good Lord, is that thing today, Dan? 1490 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:11,444 Hey, Bill. 1491 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:14,196 You think I need a quick night in before you tee off? 1492 01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:15,406 - Not gonna happen today. - Alright. 1493 01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:16,198 There's a tournament. 1494 01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:17,450 Well, you wanted something from the bar, 1495 01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,535 - but you'll get a gin and tonic. - Sure, I'll do gin and tonic. 1496 01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:20,661 Alright. Double? 1497 01:07:20,661 --> 01:07:21,620 - Thank, Bill. Sure, Bill. - If I know you. 1498 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:22,913 Thanks, Bill. 1499 01:07:22,913 --> 01:07:25,541 Each participating golfer will start a full 18. 1500 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,169 Golfers will be eliminated 1501 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:29,670 when it's mathematically impossible 1502 01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:32,757 to catch up or take the lead. 1503 01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,216 - Hey, Dan, real quick. - Yeah. 1504 01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:35,676 It's uh, mathematically impossible-- 1505 01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,553 - Uh-huh? - For me to be interested. 1506 01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:37,970 All right. 1507 01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:40,473 Can't we just make this one hole? 1508 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,640 - No, we're not. - Oh. 1509 01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,101 This is important to me. I-- I enjoy doing this, so-- 1510 01:07:44,101 --> 01:07:45,686 Can't blame a fella for trying. 1511 01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,062 Yeah, I'll thank you to leave, Bill. 1512 01:07:47,062 --> 01:07:47,938 Appreciate. 1513 01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:51,650 All right, all lady competitors-- 1514 01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:53,319 I didn't know it was gonna be a full 18. 1515 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,738 I thought it's like one hole, kind of a mercy. 1516 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,323 - Yeah. That's not at all. - All right. 1517 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:58,908 It's 18 holes women, it's gonna be great. 1518 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,534 I already finished my drink. You want another? 1519 01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:03,496 Yeah, you can have mine. Thanks. Thanks, Bill. 1520 01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:09,502 All right, all lady competitors, please step forward! 1521 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,763 Okay. 1522 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:23,099 So, looks like we got ourselves a twosome. 1523 01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,894 Let the golf begin! 1524 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,631 Oh, wow. 1525 01:08:57,132 --> 01:08:57,633 - Wow. 1526 01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,468 Yeah, she's consistent, she's good. 1527 01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:00,469 - She's consistent... - Yeah, babe! 1528 01:09:00,469 --> 01:09:01,637 She is. 1529 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:06,100 Smooth! Wow. 1530 01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:13,357 Okay, this is it. 1531 01:09:13,357 --> 01:09:15,234 Yeah, y-- I am-- I am-- I am brimming. 1532 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:18,153 I'm-- I'm a cup of excitement for this day. 1533 01:09:18,153 --> 01:09:19,989 - Dan. Dan! - I'm full-- a drink-up today. 1534 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:20,948 Dan! 1535 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,157 You're gonna give yourself another stroke. 1536 01:09:22,157 --> 01:09:23,325 - Just calm down. - Yeah. 1537 01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:24,493 Just calm down. I should probably bring it down. 1538 01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:25,327 It's hard. 1539 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,330 I got a good feeling about this. 1540 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,290 - Hmm. - Me, too. 1541 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,457 - Yeah. - Yeah, there's something, 1542 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:32,585 And a glow, an orb. 1543 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:33,669 - Okay, yeah. - Dan. 1544 01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,087 - Right? All right. - Right, sorry. 1545 01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:35,838 Extra, but I'm with you. 1546 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:36,672 - Right, thanks. - Okay, stop! 1547 01:10:03,198 --> 01:10:04,950 Not what you were expecting, was it? 1548 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:06,619 Neither were they. 1549 01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:08,621 Yes! 1550 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:09,705 - Oh, my God! - Woo-hoo! 1551 01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:12,166 - Oh, yes, she did it! - Wooh! 1552 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,168 Yeah. 1553 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,127 This is gonna be good. 1554 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,547 - But you can't... I-- - I can, and I do. 1555 01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:22,468 I used to play every weekend growing up with my parents. 1556 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:23,302 After I lost them, 1557 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:25,054 I never thought I'd set foot on a course again, 1558 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,973 but now that I'm here, I feel right at home. 1559 01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:31,060 Plus, I'm still a 4 handicap! 1560 01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,901 Now, I won't bore you with the details of a full 18. 1561 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,819 So, I'll just give you the highlights. 1562 01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:42,947 Skyler, of course, was off to a great start, 1563 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,114 but so was I. 1564 01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:45,449 My short game wasn't bad either. 1565 01:10:53,165 --> 01:10:54,208 - Oh! - Oh! 1566 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,753 Nice! Yes! 1567 01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:58,879 Okay! 1568 01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,400 - Oh! - Oh! 1569 01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,193 - Oh! - Oh! 1570 01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:28,575 - Oh! - Oh! 1571 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,008 Okay. 1572 01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:46,927 We're all tied up, heading into 18. 1573 01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:49,555 Swing like a girl. 1574 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,473 Got it. 1575 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:57,104 - Bitch is goin' down. - Oh, that was aggressive. 1576 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:01,900 18 is gonna be fun. Real fun. 1577 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,518 - Oh! - Oh! 1578 01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:41,315 Shit. 1579 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:44,860 Aw, Ariana, 1580 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:46,653 maybe you should quit while you're ahead. 1581 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:13,597 Tough shot. 1582 01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:22,147 - Oh! - Oh! 1583 01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:35,160 Hey, Skyler, maybe after the tournament 1584 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,037 we could go for-- oh, I don't know, 1585 01:13:37,037 --> 01:13:38,747 Scooter's Wild Wing Shack. 1586 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,417 - Who told you that? - Don't worry. 1587 01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:43,710 Your secret's safe with me. 1588 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,776 - Oh! - Oh! 1589 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:21,331 Phew! 1590 01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:26,211 - Fucker! 1591 01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:27,337 Oh, my gosh. 1592 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,224 Your shot. 1593 01:14:45,397 --> 01:14:46,523 Go, Ariana! 1594 01:14:46,523 --> 01:14:47,649 You got this! 1595 01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:49,818 Show 'em how it's done! 1596 01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:51,987 You got this, Alvarez. 1597 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:07,085 Yes. 1598 01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:09,004 Wow. 1599 01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,977 - Thank you. 1600 01:15:23,977 --> 01:15:25,562 I'm so proud of you! 1601 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:27,105 I knew you had it in you! 1602 01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:29,733 We're so proud, we're so proud of you. 1603 01:15:36,823 --> 01:15:38,283 - You really put a good show. - Just got outplayed. 1604 01:15:38,283 --> 01:15:40,661 Oh, don't cry, Stella. 1605 01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:42,037 I have to cry. 1606 01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:46,375 Shit. 1607 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:57,177 Skyler. 1608 01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:07,771 - The club is all I have. - That's not true. 1609 01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:10,190 You have perfect skin! 1610 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:12,567 That's the Botox. 1611 01:16:12,567 --> 01:16:14,736 A-- and so many friends. 1612 01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:17,155 They don't really like me. 1613 01:16:17,155 --> 01:16:19,574 And Kyle? 1614 01:16:19,574 --> 01:16:21,493 Yeah, Kyle's a dirtbag. 1615 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:26,039 But I wouldn't be here without him, so... 1616 01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:28,166 Yeah, he is a dirtbag. 1617 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:31,586 But you're still you without him. 1618 01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:38,302 I hate this lounge. It's so-- 1619 01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:40,679 Problematic. Sexist. Misogynist. 1620 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,139 Yes! 1621 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,933 Wait, did we just agree on something? 1622 01:16:45,892 --> 01:16:48,562 Crazier things have happened. 1623 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,814 You know, if you really hate something, 1624 01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:52,774 you can change it. 1625 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:56,069 Yeah. I guess you're right. 1626 01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:57,988 Look, I'm sorry for getting all caught up 1627 01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,907 in this like high-school drama. 1628 01:17:00,907 --> 01:17:03,785 Sometimes it's easy to forget who the real enemy is. 1629 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,661 I know. 1630 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,457 And I'm truly sorry about your parents. 1631 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:13,170 Thanks. Truce? 1632 01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:16,298 Congrats on the win. 1633 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:17,924 Thanks. 1634 01:17:17,924 --> 01:17:20,719 Our new Gilmore Women's Club champion! 1635 01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:26,099 Hey, smile for the newsletter. 1636 01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:33,607 - Look at that. - Great, wow! 1637 01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:34,316 - Amazing. - Congratulations. 1638 01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:36,151 It's pretty. You did a very good job. 1639 01:17:45,869 --> 01:17:47,662 It wasn't just for the newsletter, 1640 01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:49,873 they put it all over the club. 1641 01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:51,458 And you both will love this. 1642 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,168 I blinked. 1643 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,588 But I don't know, I kinda like it. 1644 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,968 Oh shit, I gotta go. Big day at the office. 1645 01:18:01,968 --> 01:18:03,887 Can't be late. Te quiero. 1646 01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:10,352 Yes, and uh... 1647 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:13,772 So, here's the final contract, as discussed. 1648 01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:15,524 The top 20 Heywood Media employees 1649 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,359 will get yearly memberships to Gilmore. 1650 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,111 And the day passes for the rest of my company? 1651 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:21,405 Also in the contract, last Saturday of every month. 1652 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:22,906 Perfect. 1653 01:18:22,906 --> 01:18:24,783 Any videos I should know of? 1654 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,910 - Ha, very funny. 1655 01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:31,081 So, just sign the dotted line and we can have some whiskey. 1656 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,625 Ariana, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. 1657 01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:37,379 Yes, we're very lucky to have Ariana 1658 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,589 as our new Membership Director. 1659 01:18:39,589 --> 01:18:40,841 Yes, you are. 1660 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:42,342 Jason Handley used to work here? 1661 01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:45,679 - Didn't he just win the open? - He did. 1662 01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:46,972 He's a talented up-and-comer. 1663 01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:48,390 I think he could be the next Tiger Woods. 1664 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,724 He's got quite a swing. 1665 01:18:49,724 --> 01:18:51,017 Hopefully not the same libido. 1666 01:18:53,311 --> 01:18:55,063 Uh, I'm so sorry, I have to take this. 1667 01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:55,772 Elon. 1668 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:05,115 Ariana, that is 500 members! 1669 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,451 I mean, we are officially in wait-list status. 1670 01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:09,077 I'm so excited! 1671 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,454 - But the work is just beginning. 1672 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,122 Okay, we have to plan the Fall Ball. 1673 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:13,748 And I wanna revamp happy hour. 1674 01:19:13,748 --> 01:19:14,499 I'm thinking... 1675 01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:18,253 Uh, uh, we are not doing a Lusty Lagoon watch party. 1676 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:20,839 You can't tell me no, on today of all days. 1677 01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:22,757 Fine. 1678 01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:23,884 - Great. - I'll think about it. 1679 01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:26,970 Oh, uh, and Ariana... 1680 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:28,972 ...happy birthday. 1681 01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:30,682 Thanks. 1682 01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:34,895 Cheers to me. 1683 01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:38,940 Oh! 1684 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,275 Yep, yep. 1685 01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:42,944 Hoo! 1686 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,250 I'm proud of you, nena. 1687 01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:59,211 Well, I wouldn't have gotten here without you. 1688 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:00,128 So, thank you. 1689 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,924 Tío Jorge, these are all of my friends. 1690 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:04,132 Hi! 1691 01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:05,592 Friends, some of you already know him, 1692 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,053 but this is my uncle and the reason we all met. 1693 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:09,513 Hi. - Hello. 1694 01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:10,680 Hello, tío. Join us. 1695 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,599 - Oh, come, come on. - This is for you. 1696 01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:13,517 Yeah. 1697 01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:14,601 I know what you like. 1698 01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:15,560 - Cheers. - Oh, yeah, happy birthday. 1699 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,394 - Cheers. - Oh, yeah! 1700 01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,730 - Happy birthday. 1701 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,233 And welcome back. Oh, yeah. 1702 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:22,359 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1703 01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:23,610 So, good to have you back. 1704 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:27,030 Ariana, I hope you don't mind, I invited a guest. 1705 01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:28,657 Oh, a date? 1706 01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:32,577 Not exactly. 1707 01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:33,620 Surprise. 1708 01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:36,164 Happy birthday, Ariana. 1709 01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,874 Jason Handley! 1710 01:20:37,874 --> 01:20:40,126 That was quite a round on Saturday. 1711 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:41,086 Oh, thank you. 1712 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,463 Uh, my sponsor certainly thinks so. 1713 01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:44,548 She does, indeed. 1714 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,675 So how did you get into the sport? 1715 01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:47,926 I played since I was a kid. 1716 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:50,303 I just didn't pursue it seriously 1717 01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:53,348 until someone showed me what it means to be brave. 1718 01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:54,766 She sounds incredible. 1719 01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:56,226 And beautiful. 1720 01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:57,686 She is. 1721 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,938 She's smart, funny, 1722 01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,399 and always her authentic self. 1723 01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:04,234 So where is she? 1724 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,902 Oh, I screwed it up. 1725 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:10,907 The only way I can see her now is if I beg a mutual friend. 1726 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:15,245 The thing is I'd really love a second chance. 1727 01:21:16,621 --> 01:21:18,123 Mira Jason, I don't know you, 1728 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,000 But I do know that life is short, 1729 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,168 Time is precious, and love is rare. 1730 01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:25,255 So, if you really love someone, you have to go after 'em. 1731 01:21:26,339 --> 01:21:28,258 But only if they feel the same way. 1732 01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:31,136 Use your common sense. 1733 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:32,846 Do you think she might be interested? 1734 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:35,515 She could be. 1735 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,942 Okay. 1736 01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:46,985 Yes! 1737 01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:51,114 - You could have warned me. - Yes, I could've. 1738 01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:52,657 But where's the fun in that? 1739 01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,247 Oh, look at that. - Oh, my goodness! 1740 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:01,166 Oh, my God! - Hey, it's gorgeous! 1741 01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,668 - TÍO JORGE: Nice. - Gorgeous. 1742 01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:06,254 - TÍO JORGE: Beautiful. - Should we sing? 1743 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:07,672 - Oh, God, no. - Yes. 1744 01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:09,466 But that's so anti-climatic. 1745 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:12,427 - Yeah, how about a speech? - Yep, speech. 1746 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:14,220 Oh, yeah, give a speech. Give a speech, speech, speech. 1747 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:16,222 Alright. 1748 01:22:16,222 --> 01:22:20,477 Um, my parents used to say, "Show me your friends 1749 01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:23,188 and I'll show you who you are." 1750 01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,398 And I think if they were here today, 1751 01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:26,775 they would be really disappointed. 1752 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:28,860 - Okay. Yeah, sounds about right. 1753 01:22:29,819 --> 01:22:31,488 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1754 01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:32,989 I think they would be really proud 1755 01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:34,240 of who I've become. 1756 01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:36,451 I know I am. 1757 01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:40,163 Oh! 1758 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,333 - Hey! 1759 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,918 Happy birthday! 1760 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:48,129 Well, I did it. 1761 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:49,297 It's incredible. 1762 01:22:49,297 --> 01:22:50,423 I got a job. 1763 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,926 I got some great friends. 1764 01:22:53,843 --> 01:22:54,803 Oh, my God! 1765 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:55,970 And got out of my own way. 1766 01:22:58,014 --> 01:23:00,225 Tío Jorge was right all along. 1767 01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:03,019 Okay, please don't tell him I said that. 1768 01:23:03,019 --> 01:23:04,979 Also, I'm not cut out of the will, 1769 01:23:04,979 --> 01:23:07,649 so he's my favorite tío again. 1770 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,489 You got plans tonight? 1771 01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:16,157 What did you have in mind? 1772 01:23:17,575 --> 01:23:19,452 - There they go. 1773 01:23:19,452 --> 01:23:20,453 They're in love. 1774 01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:25,166 You know, I can't guarantee you'll see a shooting star. 1775 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,086 I know. But a girl's gotta try! 1776 01:23:31,297 --> 01:23:34,509 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1777 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,389 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1778 01:23:41,474 --> 01:23:44,102 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1779 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:49,774 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1780 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,010 ♪ I die for you ♪ 1781 01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,344 ♪ My life with you ♪ 1782 01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:19,763 ♪ My time with you ♪ 1783 01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:21,014 ♪ No lie to you ♪ 1784 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:22,348 ♪ I fight for you ♪ 1785 01:24:22,348 --> 01:24:23,683 ♪ No hide the truth ♪ 1786 01:24:23,683 --> 01:24:24,434 ♪ No, not tonight ♪ 1787 01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:27,145 ♪ My love, take my lead in distance ♪ 1788 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:30,774 ♪ My love, look me into my eyes, mija ♪ 1789 01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:33,067 ♪ Hold you closer to me, baila ♪ 1790 01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:34,319 ♪ Hey, baila ♪ 1791 01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:35,779 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1792 01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:38,364 ♪ When you walk up in the room, my head turn ♪ 1793 01:24:38,364 --> 01:24:40,742 ♪ Never seen that thing like you want to be my girl ♪ 1794 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:43,787 ♪ ...in a circle ♪ 1795 01:24:43,787 --> 01:24:46,414 ♪ Tryin' to see the thing... ♪ 1796 01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:48,917 ♪ Only one I'll be with, but you gotta be my girl, uh ♪ 1797 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,544 ♪ The only girl I ever chased this side of world, uh ♪ 1798 01:24:51,544 --> 01:24:54,214 ♪ Hey, baby, because I takin' it so serious ♪ 1799 01:24:54,214 --> 01:24:57,008 ♪ Could you be not my juju right up in Aquarius ♪ 1800 01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:58,343 ♪ I run for you ♪ 1801 01:24:58,343 --> 01:24:59,677 ♪ I die for you ♪ 1802 01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:02,430 Girl, can you believe homeboy tried to tell me 1803 01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:03,681 I'm too independent. 1804 01:25:03,681 --> 01:25:06,017 ♪ Hey you, get down, lace up my loops ♪ 1805 01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:06,559 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1806 01:25:06,559 --> 01:25:07,727 ♪ Here's the queen comin' through ♪ 1807 01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:08,311 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1808 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:10,730 ♪ Hey you, pull up, make me some food ♪ 1809 01:25:10,730 --> 01:25:11,272 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1810 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:12,482 ♪ It's your highness to you ♪ 1811 01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:12,982 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1812 01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:15,985 ♪ Hey you, you a thug on the run with it ♪ 1813 01:25:15,985 --> 01:25:17,737 ♪ Never had a chick to blow stacks and hunnids ♪ 1814 01:25:17,737 --> 01:25:18,988 - ♪ Hey you ♪ - ♪ Wooh ♪ 1815 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,865 ♪ Is you glockin' or mobbin' ♪ 1816 01:25:20,865 --> 01:25:22,575 ♪ 'Cause I cut the ounce and I'm poppin' ♪ 1817 01:25:22,575 --> 01:25:24,953 ♪ 'Cause I be in the club poppin' bottles like you ♪ 1818 01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:27,038 ♪ And I struck the bags on a brand-new coupe ♪ 1819 01:25:27,038 --> 01:25:27,288 ♪ Hey ♪ 1820 01:25:27,288 --> 01:25:29,624 ♪ So, tell me what you gonna, what you, what you gonna do ♪ 1821 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,835 ♪ 'Cause everything you do, I could do for me, too ♪ 1822 01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:34,546 ♪ Oh, na, nae, do for me, too ♪ 1823 01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:36,506 ♪ Wax, unwax, got a bus on the loose ♪ 1824 01:25:36,506 --> 01:25:39,217 ♪ So, na, nae, do for me, too ♪ 1825 01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:41,553 ♪ Wax, unwax, got a bus on the loose ♪ 1826 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,512 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1827 01:25:42,512 --> 01:25:43,972 ♪ She do it for the wealth, eh ♪ 1828 01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:44,806 ♪ Wooh ♪