1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,570 [grand orchestral fanfare playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,593 ♪ 5 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,699 ♪ 6 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,799 ANNOUNCER: Thanks so much for coming out tonight, everybody. 7 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,975 And now, for the final act of the night, 8 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,195 we leave the best for last, 9 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:09,417 Mr. Let's Get This Party Started, 10 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,462 Joe Valencia! 11 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:12,855 [crowd cheering] 12 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:14,900 ♪ I see we back in the same place ♪ 13 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,860 ♪ I see we doing the same things... ♪ 14 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,905 [horn honks] 15 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:23,909 Filipino moms predetermine what their kids are supposed to be 16 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:25,389 -when they grow up. -[laughter] 17 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,304 And you know I'm not making this shit up. 18 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,829 My mom cried when I told her I wanted to be a comedian. 19 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,310 [Filipino accent]: "Comedian? Why, Joseph? 20 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,442 [laughter] 21 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:36,531 "Your aunties are nurses. 22 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:39,316 "Your uncles are nurses. 23 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,449 "Do you see any clowns in this family? 24 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,625 "Huh? No. 25 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:46,715 [speaks Filipino] You're going to give me heart attack." 26 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,151 [normal voice]: That's my time. 27 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,805 My name's Joe Valencia. Thank you. 28 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:52,112 -Good night. -[crowd cheering] 29 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,157 ♪ Know you had to show me to the light ♪ 30 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,159 ♪ I'm just happy that we made it ♪ 31 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,682 ♪ You got me feeling right... 32 00:01:57,726 --> 00:01:59,641 JUNIOR: Dad, we shouldn't be stopping. 33 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,251 We really just need to be quick. 34 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,992 -Um, I... -WOMAN: Hey, Joe, what's up? 35 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,994 -Hey, how's it going? -You called ahead, right? 36 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,735 What was it? Ultimate burrito with...? 37 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:09,433 Oh, uh, no onions, extra jalapeños, please. 38 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,740 No onions? Who you kissing? 39 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,568 -It'll just be a minute. -Okay. 40 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:16,179 -[Junior sighs] -What? 41 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,007 I really can't be late today, okay? 42 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,140 The school's threatening me with academic probation. 43 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,663 Wait, is that what this meeting is about 44 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:22,925 -this afternoon? -[sighs] 45 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,187 Why's this the first I'm hearing this? 46 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,493 I mean, it's not. 47 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:26,711 I told you last week, but you were too busy 48 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:28,104 not listening, as per usual. 49 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,062 Oh, okay. Well, look, I'm all ears now. 50 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,326 Tell me why you're-you're screwing up in school again. 51 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,023 Yeah, Dad, no, this is serious. Please, okay? 52 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,068 I just-- I would really like to have you there 53 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,679 to help smooth things over, okay? 54 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,333 You're really good at that. 55 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,683 People who don't know you think you're charming or whatever. 56 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,337 [scoffs] 57 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,208 I just-- I can't be on academic probation because that means 58 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,036 I can't do any electives next semester, 59 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:49,038 and you know that's the only thing I like about school. 60 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,866 Okay, don't worry. I got you. 61 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:52,084 I'll be there. 62 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,696 -I promise. Don't worry. -Thanks. 63 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:55,914 That'll be 17.95. 64 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,699 -For a burrito? -Yep. 65 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,048 Do you guys stuff it with gold? 66 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,615 It is the ultimate burrito. 67 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,094 Wow. 68 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,792 My breakfast every day before school was 69 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,490 something cold and gray inside an empty Cool Whip container. 70 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:09,145 -My mom called it "oatmeal." -[chuckles] 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,582 But I don't think so. It wasn't oatmeal. 72 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,324 [Joe sighs] 73 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:17,022 [shoes squeaking] 74 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,111 After you, bunny. 75 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,548 MAN: Joe Valencia? 76 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:22,071 Yeah? 77 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:24,769 [both screaming, laughing] 78 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,380 Vincent? Oh, man. 79 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,730 Vincent and I used to be background dancers... 80 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,253 BOTH: For Jodeci! 81 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,298 Oh, seriously? 82 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,603 Bro, how's the acting thing going? 83 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,170 You still working for Bud Zero? 84 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,433 -No, but they're still running my commercials. -Ah. 85 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,479 JOE: And I'm still doing my stand-up, you know? 86 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,742 -Mm -But I'm this close to landing a sitcom, man. 87 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,918 Last callback's today at 2:00 p.m. 88 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,267 Dad, the school meeting's at 3:00. 89 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:46,008 I know. I told you I'd be there. 90 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,314 Have I ever missed anything? 91 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:48,967 Yeah, like, literally everything else. 92 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,795 Look, buddy, you know, if I land this show, 93 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,754 I'm gonna be around so much you're gonna get sick of me. 94 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,277 -All right? -All right. 95 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,670 -JOE: Yo, Vince. -VINCENT: What's up? 96 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,585 -What's a bunny's favorite dance move? -[laughs] 97 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,021 BOTH: Hip-hop. 98 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,588 Five, six, seven, eight! 99 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,764 -Running man. Running man. -♪ I wanna know 100 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,245 -Airplane, airplane. -♪ If you on the dance floor 101 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,072 -One-and-two-and-three-- Ah! -♪ Hands up high. 102 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,944 JOE: What are you talking about? 103 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,859 Of course I like kale. 104 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,208 Who doesn't like kale? 105 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,601 Of course I like kale. 106 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,080 What are you talking about? 107 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,691 What are you talking about? 108 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,477 What are you talking about? Of course I like kale. I mean-- 109 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,522 Who wrote this? 110 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,088 Hi. 111 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,133 Do you know when they're gonna see me? 112 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:25,134 I had a two o'clock. 113 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,701 They're running behind. 114 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,442 Ah, man. 115 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,879 What are you talking about? Of course I like kale. 116 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,359 I love kale. 117 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,578 -Who doesn't love kale? -[phone vibrates] 118 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,363 [chuckles] Okay, fine. 119 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,842 I hate kale. 120 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,496 And-and I think we should break up. 121 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,455 Life is too short. 122 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,978 [phone vibrates] 123 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,284 To eat kale. 124 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,981 [chuckles]: And cut. 125 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,156 -Uh, can we do that again? -[phone vibrates] 126 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,418 I'm sorry. My phone kept going off. 127 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:51,334 -That was funny, Joe. -Thank you. 128 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,422 Yeah. 129 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,342 [laughs]: Joe, that was great. 130 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,169 Thank you. 131 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,692 Dude, you're killing it. 132 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:05,087 So let's do it again, but this time, have fun with it. 133 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,002 Okay, great. You want me to, like, improvise? 134 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,439 Yeah, yeah, sorta. I mean, I think, uh-- 135 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,311 They're wondering if maybe you could try it with an accent. 136 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,313 Oh, 'cause Jack is from Colorado, 137 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,923 so maybe, like, a Denver accent? Like-- 138 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:18,187 [Southern accent]: "Li-Life is too short to-to eat kale." 139 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,493 -[laughing] -[normal voice]: I-I don't know. 140 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,364 -Is that Denvery? I don't even know. -Yeah. 141 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,019 That's good, but maybe keep that one in your back pocket. 142 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,499 Hey, do you do any other accents? 143 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,632 -I mean, like...? -I don't know. 144 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,373 Um-- Oh. 145 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,419 -You're half Filipino, right? -Mm-hmm. 146 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,377 Can you do a half Filipino accent? 147 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,466 -That's-that's what this is. -Really? 148 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:37,859 That's 50%? 149 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,426 Sounds 30 to me. Can you bump it up to 50? 150 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:40,775 -Then we're golden. -[fingers snap] 151 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,255 -What? -Action! 152 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,041 [softly]: What? 153 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,874 [tires squealing] 154 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:53,918 [line rings] 155 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:55,224 JOE [over phone]: Hello? 156 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,399 Are you kidding me? Where are you? 157 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,401 JOE: I'm five minutes away, 20 tops. 158 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,534 -Joe... -I had a network test. 159 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:01,796 What do you want from me? 160 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:02,971 -I want... -[line beeping] 161 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,233 Catherine, that's my agent Nick. 162 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,408 -I got to go. -[sighs] Of course. 163 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,367 NICK: How'd it go, buddy? 164 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,542 JOE: Good, but kind of weird. They wanted me to do an accent. 165 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,022 -What kind of accent? -Filipino. 166 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,415 [Filipino accent]: "Do-do you like kale? 167 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,722 Who doesn't like kale? Everybody loves kale." 168 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,767 -[laughs] That's hilarious. -[normal voice]: Is it? 169 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,726 I don't know. I'll call over there and find out. 170 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:21,076 Nick, I didn't do the accent. It made no sense, man. 171 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,948 That's kind of like you doing an Indian accent at your job. 172 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,733 Hey, I'd do it if it closed the deal. 173 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,996 [Indian accent]: "You tell George Clooney it's 20 million 174 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,433 or he can kiss my brown ass." [chuckles] 175 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,348 [normal voice]: Joe, you do the accent in your stand-up act. 176 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,871 What's the difference? 177 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,439 In my act, I'm doing my mom. That's the difference. 178 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,224 This show just wants a funny-sounding Filipino. 179 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,575 Nick, I really need this job, man. 180 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,577 I got tuition to pay. 181 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,405 Can you salvage it? 182 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,363 Yeah, buddy, I'll call over there, but, uh, 183 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,104 I'm going up Laurel Canyon. The reception is terrible. 184 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:51,454 You're going in and out, so I might lose you. 185 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:52,803 -[line beeping] -Nick? 186 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:55,153 -[nearby horn honking] -Shit. 187 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,894 [phone ringing] 188 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,766 [sighs] Hi, Mom. 189 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,463 Joseph, what time will you be here on Sunday? 190 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,465 I don't know, Mom. I'm really busy. 191 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:05,729 -I just tested for this pilot. -You're going to be a pilot? 192 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,165 No, I-I-- A-A network pilot. 193 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,080 For, like, a TV show. 194 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,692 Ah, you're playing a pilot on the TV show. 195 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,389 No, a lawyer. 196 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,304 You could have been a lawyer, Joseph, 197 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,219 if you only applied yourself. 198 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,308 Mom, I got to go. I'll-I'll call you later. 199 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,223 Are you coming this Sunday for Easter? 200 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:24,139 We're all expecting you, Joseph. 201 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:26,010 ♪ 202 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,014 -You missed it, Joe. -I'm sorry. 203 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,494 Well, I don't know why I'm surprised. 204 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,583 This is, this is just what you do. 205 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:34,715 How's he doing? 206 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,630 He has a C-minus in math. 207 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,501 What? How is that even possible?! 208 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,416 They charge us $35,000 a year. 209 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,375 For $35,000 a year, they should at least teach him math. 210 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,638 Can you please not start? 211 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,117 I'm just saying, he could've got a C-minus 212 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,510 in public school for free. 213 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,164 I can't believe you missed it, Dad. 214 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,514 -You promised you'd be here. -[sighs] I'm sorry, son, but... 215 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:54,082 D-Don't worry. I'm used to it. 216 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,431 -[phone ringing] -Just quit it. 217 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,954 Oh, hold on. I got to take this. 218 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:57,955 It's, uh, your grandma. 219 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,001 Hey, Mom. What's up? 220 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,829 Joseph, you said you'd call me later. 221 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,309 Mom, we just spoke. Oh, Mom, look at this. 222 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:07,008 -Grandma, it's your favorite grandson. -Uh... 223 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:10,272 -Hi, Lola. -You're coming to Daly City for Easter, right? 224 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:11,969 Um, I don't know. I, uh... 225 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,841 -Well, we're-we're gonna talk about it. -[line beeping] 226 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:15,233 Oh, hold on. I got to take this. 227 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:16,713 It's my agent. Hey, Nick, what's the word? 228 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,846 They love you, but they want to hear the accent. 229 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,021 SUSAN: What accent, Joseph? 230 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:21,457 -Yeah, that's the one. -Huh? 231 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,719 -What is happening, Joseph? -NICK: I love it! 232 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,156 That's not me, Nick. That's my mom. 233 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,028 Dude, this can work. Just play ball. 234 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,682 Let's get you a TV show. 235 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,640 Nick, I'm not gonna do the accent on the show. 236 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,642 -It's not happening. -Great, great, great, great. 237 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,557 So you'll think about it? I-I'm sorry. 238 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,603 I'm driving over Mulholland, so I can barely hear you. 239 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,343 If I lose you, I'll call you right back. 240 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,563 -[line beeps] -What? 241 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,869 Joseph! 242 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:44,349 Mom, I got to go. Okay, bye. 243 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,308 I don't want to go to Daly City. 244 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,701 I have plans this weekend. 245 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,441 I didn't want you to get a C-minus in math. 246 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,574 -I... -Okay. This is-- This has been great. 247 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,967 -I'm just gonna take Junior home. -[sighs] 248 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,098 -Okay, cool. -All right? 249 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,578 I'll see you Sunday. Road trip. 250 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,145 So this is, like, actually happening? 251 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,929 Like, shouldn't we discuss this beforehand? 252 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,583 No. It's gonna be fun, man. 253 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,063 So you're coming by the house? 254 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,586 Of course. How am I gonna get my son? 255 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,370 All right. Just don't make it weird with Kyle. 256 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,242 -I never do. -Oh, you do. 257 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,330 Kyle makes it weird. 258 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,723 -CATHERINE: Okay. -Yeah. 259 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,725 -See you on Sunday, son! -[mariachi music playing] 260 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,205 ANNOUNCER [over TV]: Bud Zero. Zero percent alcohol. 261 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:18,253 Let's get the party started, baby! 262 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,734 -Let's not. -[TV clicks off] 263 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,302 [phone ringing] 264 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,740 Hey, Mom. 265 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,829 SUSAN: Joseph, I know you're a lawyer now 266 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:32,572 on the TV, so maybe you're too busy to come. 267 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,356 Mom, I'm gonna be there. Don't worry. 268 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:37,272 Hey, congrats, Kuya. You're big-time now, huh? 269 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,490 What's up, Eugene? 270 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,927 What are you doing over there, cuz? 271 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,624 You know, just grabbing some din-din. What else? 272 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,626 Oh, Tita, can I have some more of the kaldereta? 273 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,149 -It's so yummy. -Okay. Okay. 274 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,586 Yeah. [chuckles] 275 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,109 Hey, how's our taco truck that I'm financing? 276 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,719 So good. 277 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,503 I can't wait for you to see it. You're gonna love it. 278 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,896 Oh, I'm gonna need a little bit more money, though, 279 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,246 -just to really make it sing. -Bro, more? 280 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,031 Yeah, we'll talk about it when you get here. 281 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,598 And FYI, 282 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,601 things are bad between our moms, like, really bad. 283 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:04,212 Is this a new fight, or is it the same one from Christmas? 284 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,692 Who knows? They're both so stubborn. 285 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,823 Just get up here. 286 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,129 You're the only one they listen to. 287 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,652 We need some of that Joe magic. 288 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,480 -[line beeping] -Oh, man. Hold on. I got another call. 289 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,961 I heard that. I'm not stubborn. 290 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,527 What time are you leaving L.A.? 291 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,660 Don't be late. We have to get to church. 292 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,227 Don't forget to bring a suit. 293 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,142 It's going to be such a fun time. 294 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,492 ♪ 295 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,191 [intercom beeps] 296 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:29,063 KYLE [over intercom]: Yeah? 297 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,717 It's Joe. 298 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,765 [intercom beeps] 299 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:36,636 Hello? 300 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,376 KYLE: Who is this? 301 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,900 It's-it's Joe. 302 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:42,554 Can you talk louder? You got to speak up. 303 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,208 JOE: Oh, my God, bro. 304 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,514 Kyle, it's Joe! 305 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,385 -Open the gate! -Who is this? 306 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,649 -Are you kidding me? Jesus. -[gate whirring] 307 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,609 [tires screech] 308 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,701 Sorry. 309 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,224 I never recognize your voice. 310 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,225 Oh. 311 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,749 [chuckles] 312 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,926 Good morning, Joe. 313 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,231 Hey. Is Junior up? 314 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,232 I brought his favorite breakfast burrito 315 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,277 with extra jalapeños. 316 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,887 Oh. That shit'll kill you. 317 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,410 I'll make him a smoothie. 318 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,629 No, don't make him a smoothie. 319 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,587 Yeah, I make 'em real smooth. 320 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,719 What? 321 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,025 Can you not make it weird, please? 322 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,896 He makes it weird. 323 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,552 [sighs] 324 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,557 So, Cat says you're up for some kind of network show. 325 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,428 Congrats. Great Scott. 326 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,300 It's a good title. You play Scott? 327 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,215 No, I play Jack, the crazy, wacky... 328 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,999 [blender whirring loudly] 329 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,567 [faintly]: I can't wait to, uh, start. 330 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,221 A lot of funny lines... 331 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,005 -Could be a lot of exposure, man. -[whirring stops] 332 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,833 -Hey, Dad. -Hey. 333 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,879 I got your favorite breakfast burrito, extra jalapeños. 334 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,141 Oh. 335 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,882 -I'll just have a smoothie. -Yeah, you will. 336 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,014 It's a scientific formula from the L.A. Kings trainer. 337 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:54,365 Oh, you play for the L.A. Kings? 338 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,802 I had no idea. 339 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,281 Is that supposed to be sarcastic? 340 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,761 You know I'm on the team. 341 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,937 Well, since you don't really ever actually play, 342 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,331 it's kind of like me saying I play for the Dodgers. 343 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,855 Hey. I'm the backup goalie. 344 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,378 No, you're the backup, backup goalie. 345 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,379 [chuckles]: All right? 346 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,467 So back up, man. 347 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,730 We got to get out of here. 348 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,166 -All right? -JUNIOR: Bye, guys. 349 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,297 JOE: Thanks for the smoothie. 350 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,734 Hey. 351 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,823 [laughing] 352 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,128 Go Kings! 353 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,434 CATHERINE: See you later. 354 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,652 -Drive safe. -Uh, thank you. 355 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:23,481 KYLE: You bet. Anytime. 356 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,440 -How long is the drive? -Oh, it's about 357 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,920 five hours and ten minutes, 358 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,835 but I bet you I can get us there in four and a half. 359 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,359 Want to put some money on it? 20 bucks? 360 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,404 [seat whirring] 361 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,015 I'll see you in the Bay. 362 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,538 [engine starts] 363 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,454 ["Every City Has a Rhythm" by Lucas/Heaven playing] 364 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,457 ♪ Can you catch the rhythm 365 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,154 ♪ Of a place so complicated... 366 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,374 JOE: You know, this'll be a good time for us to catch up, 367 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,507 a little father and son road trip. 368 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,987 [sighs heavily] 369 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,337 [sighs] Look, you're the one always complaining about 370 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,948 me leaving town to do my stand-up 371 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:58,734 and how I missed your track meet... photography thing. 372 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,780 -Dad, it's not my fault you're never around. -[sighs] 373 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:04,044 Hey, look, my dad never took me on any road trips, okay? 374 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,436 Once he left, that was it. 375 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,526 No phone calls, no birthdays, no nothing. 376 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,702 And don't get me started with my mom. 377 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,226 Look-look at my wrist. Look at that. 378 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,923 Can't even bend it right. You know how that happened? 379 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,751 Yeah, you were learning how to ride a bike. 380 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,274 I've heard this story a million times. 381 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,973 Yeah, I had bad balance, but yet she's still in my ear. 382 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:23,019 "Get back on the bike, Joseph. Get back on your bike." 383 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,630 [scoffs] Two broken wrists, two casts later, 384 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,241 but yet still in my ear. 385 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,634 "Get back on the bike, Joseph." 386 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,985 [scoffs] Man, you got it good. 387 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,465 ♪ Ant be -Z, what's up, man? 388 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,859 ♪ Rise and shine, make you want to say ♪ 389 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,383 ♪ Dear God, let me thank you for another day ♪ 390 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,343 ♪ For living life on the edge and I'm trying to break it ♪ 391 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,735 ♪ Tired of ducking the Feds 392 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,085 ♪ But it's a struggle to make it ♪ 393 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,564 ♪ So this is your day, homey... ♪ 394 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,044 JOE: Four hours and 25 minutes. 395 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,437 Boom! Take a picture. 396 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,700 That's definitely a land speed record. 397 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,615 I have a photography assignment due on Tuesday. 398 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,617 -Yeah? What's it on? -[camera clicks] 399 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,880 Dads that do dope shit? 400 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,447 Um, perspective. 401 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,363 Like spatial relationships and depth and all that stuff. 402 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,147 Nerd. [chuckles] 403 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,496 [laughs] 404 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,759 -Hmm. -[camera clicks] 405 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,066 [chuckles]: Dad, stop. You're ruining my shot. 406 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,939 ♪ Beautiful Black women, give 'em much respect ♪ 407 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,723 ♪ And ain't no funk tween the East and the West... ♪ 408 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,203 JOE: See all that fog? 409 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,726 Yeah. 410 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,075 That's from all the Filipinos in Daly City 411 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,947 using their rice cookers at the same time. 412 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168 ♪ So you better be on your way 413 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,301 ♪ On your way, your way 414 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:31,348 -♪ Now it's time to celebrate -[camera clicking] 415 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,698 ♪ Hurry up and don't be late 416 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,963 ♪ 'Cause you know it's gonna be a lovely day ♪ 417 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,444 ♪ Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ♪ 418 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,490 ♪ Lovely day... 419 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,796 [song fades] 420 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,972 Hey, hey. 421 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,843 Can you, can you do me a favor? 422 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,759 Like, I know we're going through a thing right now, 423 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,630 but can you try and have a good time? 424 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,458 Like, everyone's really excited to see you. 425 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,938 Wh-What makes you think I won't? 426 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,766 Well, you weren't really a barrel of laughs 427 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,159 on the way up here. 428 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,682 Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to talk to you, 429 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,423 but I'm excited to see them. 430 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,295 Okay. Nice. 431 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,602 ALFONSO: Hey, you don't recycle a... 432 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,125 SUSAN: You're OCD! You should see a doctor! 433 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,084 -ALFONSO: Okay, but it's... -SUSAN: You have garbage, 434 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955 I have garbage, but they all go inside-inside the garbage cans. 435 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174 Here we go. 436 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,699 Every day, you bother me-- yak, yak, yak. 437 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,396 -Okay, this is your garbage. -No. 438 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,094 These are my garbage cans. This? 439 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,836 This? This is your newspaper, The Daly City Balita. 440 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,621 It's in Filipino. Come on. 441 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,666 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, that's assault! 442 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,538 JOE: Okay, okay. It looks like someone got 443 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,974 their holy start to Easter Sunday, Mom. 444 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,281 Oh. Diyos mio,Joseph. 445 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,282 This man is so... 446 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,023 [speaks Filipino] 447 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,676 Okay, you know I'm Mexican and understand 448 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,156 like 40% of what you're saying, right? 449 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,332 And I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. 450 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,031 He acts like I went into his house and used his bathroom. 451 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,468 She's done that! You've done that! 452 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,209 Junior, come inside. 453 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,428 You can have some breakfast before church. 454 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,343 Hey, Susan! 455 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,997 [speaks Filipino] 456 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,132 -What? -Means "I love you." 457 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,220 No, it doesn't. 458 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,786 All right, whatever, man. [chuckles] 459 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,571 So, what's good, Hollywood?! 460 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,747 Chilling, bro. How you doing? 461 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,227 Doing good, man. 462 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,011 Hey, give me the famous line from the commercial. 463 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,447 I don't know what you're talking about. 464 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,840 Dude, are you serious, man? 465 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,102 You just had to ruin it. 466 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,495 Ah, come on. Just once. You can't... 467 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,540 -Sorry, Alfonso. -That's not it. 468 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,978 ♪ 469 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,295 [sighs] 470 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,601 Oh, God. 471 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,604 Let's get this party started, baby! 472 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,040 -Regina! -[laughing] 473 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,173 -Oh. -Oh, welcome home, bro. 474 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,826 Mmm. Thank you. 475 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,828 -[sighs] See you tonight, okay? -What? 476 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,656 -I just got here. -Well, you got to 477 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,180 follow your dream and become a beer spokesman. 478 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,877 -Wasn't my dream. -And I got to follow 479 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,096 Mom's dream and become a nurse. 480 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,663 -So you owe me big-time. -[sighs] 481 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,710 [gasps] Are you kidding me? 482 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:56,798 I know. 483 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,191 Look at this big guy. 484 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,062 -Hi, Tita Reg. -You look just like your dad, 485 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,369 -except you're good-looking. -What? 486 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,979 And you have your mother's eyes, 487 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,068 though they're not as judgmental. 488 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,679 Oh, welcome home. 489 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,464 Ah. You killing it in school? 490 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,856 [chuckles]: Uh, no. 491 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,381 -Crushing it with the girls? -Not really. 492 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,035 Damn. L.A. sounds lame. 493 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,167 You should move up here and hang out with your tita. 494 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,256 You know, back before my dreams withered away 495 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,259 like a dried-up, dead piece of fruit, I used to be fun. 496 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,565 -Right, Joe? -Yeah. 497 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,611 I used to get this party started, baby! 498 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,831 JOE: Okay, Regina. 499 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,094 Like, how long are you gonna do this, huh? 500 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,314 -Until the day I die. -Can that happen today? 501 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,665 BOTH: Jokes na lang. 502 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,667 -[laughing] -Come here. 503 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,798 -Hey! -Oh, my God. 504 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,757 [chuckles] 505 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,585 [hushed]: Oh. Have you talked to Mom? 506 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,326 -About? -The shit's about to fly. 507 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,938 Okay, Mom is doing dinner, Tita Teresa's doing lunch, 508 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,983 but Mom refuses to go to Tita Teresa's lunch. 509 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,376 -[groans] -If that happens, 510 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,812 someone's gonna end up in the E.R. with me. 511 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,858 Oh, my God. What's this fight about? 512 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,729 I don't know, but we're counting on you to fix it. 513 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,297 Bye! 514 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,777 Um... 515 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,648 -what is that thing? -[door opens, closes] 516 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,649 It's terrifying. 517 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,998 Uh, "that thing"? 518 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,131 Oh, "that thing" used to be my job. 519 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,872 Not that thing. That thing. 520 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,743 Oh, yeah. That-that-that's creepy. 521 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,180 Yeah, that used to scare 522 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,399 the hell out of me when I was a kid. 523 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,836 It just stares at you. 524 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,102 ♪ 525 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,801 SUSAN: Make fun all you want, 526 00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,717 but someday, baby Jesus will save you. 527 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,329 [quietly]: That baby Jesus is gonna murder me in my sleep. 528 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,852 I know. 529 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,602 -[food sizzling] -JOE: Wow. 530 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,344 This is quite the spread, Mom. 531 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,650 That's for dinner. 532 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,173 We have so many blessings, Joseph. 533 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,307 What better way to share them than with my cooking? 534 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,873 Good. 535 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,788 So we're gonna have peace today with you and your sister? 536 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,225 -Yes, of course. -Perfect. 537 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,922 But I'm not going to her lunch. 538 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,229 -[sighs] Why not? -Because we are not talking 539 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,318 and most likely never talking again. 540 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,842 And she doesn't know how to season her food properly. 541 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,279 Come on, Mom. I'm only here for one day. 542 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,499 One day. I want the whole family together. 543 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,066 You'll see them when they come to my dinner. 544 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:18,287 I have to go get changed for church. 545 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:22,073 I've got a beautiful new dress just for the occasion. 546 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:22,857 Wow. 547 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,902 God's gonna be so happy. 548 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:28,167 He won't care, but my sister will. 549 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,343 [sighs] 550 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,388 ♪ 551 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,178 [camera clicking] 552 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,744 -MANNY: There he is! -YVONNE: Oh! 553 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,007 -Looking like a Hollywood star. -[laughs] 554 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,444 YVONNE: That's right. 555 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,054 -And happy Easter, huh? -Oh, good to see you. 556 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,534 -Oh, Happy Easter. -Oh, hey. How are you? 557 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,100 -Man. -Happy Easter. 558 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,667 Hay,my God. My goodness. 559 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,321 -Who is this? Huh? Huh? Hmm? -JOE: Oh. [chuckles] 560 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,019 Hay,wow, wow, wow, wow, huh? [sniffing] 561 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,369 -[chuckles] -[Yvonne cooing] 562 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,327 You were this tall. Now you're this tall. 563 00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,763 Hey, Junior, you know, I taught your dad everything he knows. 564 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,330 -I'm the original party guy. -Ah. 565 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:04,464 ♪ Let's get the party started, baby ♪ 566 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,813 ♪ Ooh, ooh! 567 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,031 Junior, you're so handsome. 568 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,598 Oh, thank you, Tita Yvonne. 569 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,383 Gets it from his tito. 570 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,775 You see the resemblance? 571 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,516 -Mm-mm. -No. -No, no. 572 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,257 God does. 573 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,390 Hay,Tita Susan, you look so beautiful. 574 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,043 I love that dress. 575 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,176 Oh, thank you. I just got it. 576 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,917 Mm, magenta is your color. 577 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,484 -Jewel tones. -[rap music playing] 578 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,355 ♪ You really wanna bet it? You ain't talking 'bout ♪ 579 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,052 ♪ Making moves, yo, forget it, come on ♪ 580 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,489 ♪ Come on 581 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,404 -♪ Come on, come on... -[music stops] 582 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,320 -There he is! -JOE: Yo. [chuckles] 583 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,625 There's my kuya. 584 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,366 -Man! -Looking good, bro. 585 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,281 -Where'd you get this barong? -Oh, your mom gave it to me. 586 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,110 -You didn't want it. -[Joe sighs] 587 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,243 -Dude, I missed you, man. -I miss you, too, man. 588 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,636 -Happy Easter, everybody. -Oh, such a good boy. 589 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,942 Aw. Thank you, Tita. 590 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,248 -MANNY: Come on. -[Eugene chuckles] 591 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,293 -Hey, Eugene, uh, what is this? -Oh. 592 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,947 Yeah. This is a hypetruck, my man. 593 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,340 Where's the tacos at? 594 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,950 I thought we were making a Filipino taco truck. 595 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,300 No, no, no. We're not doing tacos anymore. 596 00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,954 What do you mean we're not doing tacos? 597 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:00,911 Oh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 598 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,348 This is so much better. 599 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,611 I mean, this truck sells all things hype. 600 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,787 It's all the cool stuff that everybody wants. 601 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,877 [laughing] 602 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,270 Church. 603 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,881 [organ playing soft music] 604 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,622 Eugene. 605 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,188 -WOMAN: Hi, Joe! -Eugene. Hi. 606 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,799 -What's a hypetruck? -[scoffs] 607 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,888 You know when you're coming out of a club at 2:00 a.m.? 608 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,063 What do you want the most? 609 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,630 -Tacos! -No! 610 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,545 You want Gucci socks, Louis Vuitton headbands, 611 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,850 Chanel press-on nails. 612 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,156 And we got all that stuff, baby. 613 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,984 -Hypetruck! -Jesus, Eugene. 614 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,333 How are you gonna pay for all this stuff? 615 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,421 Mr. Joe? Hi. 616 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:33,901 -Can I get a selfie with you? -Yeah. 617 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,206 I'm a big fan of your commercial. 618 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,643 ♪ Let's get the party 619 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:37,948 -BOTH: ♪ Started, baby. -[Joe chuckles] 620 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,559 Hi, Mom. Happy Easter. 621 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,257 Mm. Happy Easter, Eugene. 622 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,607 Aw, thank you. [chuckles] 623 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:45,652 Wow. 624 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,871 ♪ 625 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,309 [woman murmurs quietly] 626 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,834 Oops. 627 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,662 JOE: Tita Teresa. 628 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,490 You look good as always. 629 00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,362 But did you really have to wear the same dress as my mom? 630 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,408 I can't help it if we shop at the same place. 631 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:04,671 And I can't help it if I wear it better. 632 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,281 Magenta is my color. 633 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,850 And by the way, congratulations on your big new TV show. 634 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,591 How did you even know about that? 635 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,855 You think your mom could pass up an opportunity to brag? 636 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,030 I thought you two weren't talking. 637 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,684 We're not. 638 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:18,859 -[groans] -HILDO: Joseph. 639 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,774 JOE: Hey, Hildo. Long time. 640 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:24,517 That's "Father Hildo" to you, but you never have been 641 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,345 big on respect for me, have you, Joseph? 642 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,564 -What does that even mean? -Oh, you know what it means. 643 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,479 I gave you my demo, and you were supposed to 644 00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,089 give it to your little Hollywood friends. 645 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,222 You can't tell me that "Oops, God Did It Again" 646 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,876 -wasn't gonna be a hit. -First of all, 647 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,312 I'm not even in the music biz. 648 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,966 And besides, I don't even listen to Christian pop. 649 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:41,011 And I don't listen to you. 650 00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,536 HILDO: When they arrived, 651 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,712 they realized the stone had been rolled away. 652 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:48,889 Lo and behold, Jesus was gone. 653 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:53,328 In accordance with Scripture, he had ascended into heaven. 654 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,550 And now Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father. 655 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,813 He is risen. 656 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:04,034 Let the glory of God fill you up, and let us rejoice. 657 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,471 Peace be with you! 658 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,560 CONGREGATION: And also with you. 659 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,518 -Oh, peace be with you. -Love you. 660 00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:12,173 Peace be with you. Peace be with you. 661 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,393 -Peace be with you. -Peace be with you. 662 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,612 What the hell? I didn't agree to a hypetruck. 663 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:19,441 HILDO: On this beautiful Easter Sunday, 664 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,401 remember this church is your family, and family is divine. 665 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,751 [hushed]: Why are you so mad? 666 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,405 This isn't what we discussed. 667 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,536 Ah, you still got a truck. What's the big deal? 668 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,451 [loudly]: I gave you $20,000. 669 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:32,019 Do you have something you'd like to share with us, Joseph? 670 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,977 No, I'm s-sorry about that. 671 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,762 But I heard you say $20,000. 672 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:38,634 Is that your special Easter gift for the church? 673 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,027 [congregation gasping, murmuring] 674 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,463 JOE: No. No, no, no. No, no. 675 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,682 We were, uh, talking about something else. 676 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:43,770 Oh, my mistake. 677 00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,249 I thought you'd be more like 678 00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:47,600 Daly City's favorite son, Lou Diamond Phillips. 679 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,385 Now, that's a real actor. And generous, too. 680 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,431 You know, his lolalives right around the block. 681 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,041 -What? -If he were here today, 682 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,782 there's no way the collection plate would look so light. 683 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,698 Psst. Give money, Joseph. You're embarrassing me. 684 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,482 He's embarrassing me. 685 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:06,140 HILDO: 40 dollars? 686 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,489 Thank you, Joseph. 687 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,318 I see you value my sermon as much as my music. 688 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,972 I'm sorry, Father Hildo. 689 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:16,367 Look, if you think it's so easy, why don't you come up and do it? 690 00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:17,630 You have a lot to say. 691 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:18,935 You know how to entertain a crowd. 692 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,197 Come on, brothers and sisters. 693 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,634 Wouldn't you like to hear Joe Valencia 694 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,374 from those annoying beer commercials 695 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,507 -come up and give us a word? -[congregation cheering] 696 00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,291 What? 697 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:28,641 Come on, Joe. 698 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:31,731 -[cheering continues] -[organ playing] 699 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,428 WOMAN: Joe Valencia! 700 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,212 Yeah. 701 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,175 Hello. 702 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:44,221 It's good to be home for Easter, 703 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,223 among family, and, um... 704 00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:50,010 And-and today, it's important to remember, 705 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,533 no matter our differences, 706 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:55,102 Easter is a time for us to come together. 707 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,321 -[chuckles] -[microphone feedback hums] 708 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,758 I mean, who are we kidding? 709 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,499 It actually feels like the time for us 710 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,935 to be at each other's throats. 711 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,719 It's the time to hold grudges. 712 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,068 It's a, it's a time 713 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,462 to-to complain about each other's food. 714 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,682 I mean, show of hands, 715 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:14,034 how many people here have titas that are fighting today? 716 00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:16,732 Come on. Stop lying. 717 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,604 You're in church. Exactly. 718 00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:20,823 -Stop it. [mutters] -That's what I'm talking about. 719 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:24,523 Father Hildo's up here talking about "family is divine." 720 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,960 Well, I say family is a mess. 721 00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:28,657 A complete mess. 722 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:32,356 I mean, no wonder no one wants to come home for the holidays 723 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,054 to their Filipino parents. 724 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,708 They don't. 725 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:39,494 If there was ever a question if Jesus Christ was Filipino, 726 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,583 his dad straight-up guilt-tripped him 727 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,106 -to come home for Easter. -[laughter] 728 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,195 It's the truth. 729 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,197 [Filipino accent]: "Jesus, are you coming 730 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,025 "back home for Easter? 731 00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:53,421 I'm by myself in heaven, and it's very lonely." [chuckles] 732 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,510 [normal voice]: And Jesus is like, "Ah, Dad, I'm busy. 733 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,817 "I'm-- All day, I've been turning water into wine, 734 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,906 "and-and the Romans, they scare me. 735 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,081 "I've been running away. 736 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,430 -[laughter] -"Uh, by the way, 737 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,606 "I got 12 friends coming over for dinner. 738 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,652 -I don't have time." -[laughter] 739 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,567 And God's like, "Okay, fine, Jesus. 740 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,134 "Go ahead and have fun with your friends. 741 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:14,268 "But one-- watch out for one of them. 742 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:15,574 "He's not good. 743 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,227 "He might stab you in the back. 744 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,751 [laughter] 745 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,840 "He might just sneak up behind you 746 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:23,756 "and-and just stab you like that. 747 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,541 "And you're, [groans] 'I'm-- I was already going to die 748 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,022 "for my sins, but why did you do that to me?' 749 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:30,458 [laughter] 750 00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,329 "Just put spoons on the table. 751 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:33,635 [laughter] 752 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,289 "'Cause if he stab you with the spoon-- 753 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:36,638 "'Hey. What are you doing?' 754 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,597 "But if he has a knife-- [grunts] 755 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,163 [laughter] 756 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,904 "Sp-- He's spooning you, huh? 757 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:44,907 "He just keeps spooning and spooning like that. 758 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,169 [laughter continues] 759 00:26:46,213 --> 00:26:48,171 "You're not a dessert. 760 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,738 "You're my son. 761 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,045 "You are my son, and the last thing I want to see 762 00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:54,134 "is someone spooning my son. 763 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,005 [laughter] 764 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,964 So just come home, Anak." 765 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,922 [laughter, applause] 766 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,750 I'm guilty of it, too. 767 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,144 I guilt-tripped my son into coming home 768 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,711 for Easter here, to see the family. 769 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,496 He doesn't want to be here. He'd rather be home. 770 00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:10,933 Kids got it easy. Am I right, Father Hildo? 771 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,848 They got it so easy. 772 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:15,895 I mean, look at that picture of Jesus right there. 773 00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:17,766 Jesus died for our sins. 774 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:20,639 My son dies when I take his phone away for two hours. 775 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,596 [laughter] 776 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,206 He doesn't know what to do. 777 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,818 He just walks around the house like he's been crucified. 778 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,081 -"What did I do to deserve this, Dad? -[laughter] 779 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:30,126 "I need my phone back, Dad! 780 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:31,301 [laughter] 781 00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:32,868 "I need Spotify. 782 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,653 "I ordered Uber Eats! 783 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,785 I want to go on Instagram!" 784 00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:38,395 [laughter, applause] 785 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,658 But I'm joking. 786 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,356 I'm happy I'm home to see my mom. 787 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,923 I really am. 788 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,707 But, God, you make it difficult. 789 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,404 You really do. 790 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,843 My mom is at war with my Tita Teresa, 791 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,845 and none of us know why. 792 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:55,978 If you didn't know if they were related, look at their dresses. 793 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,197 [laughter] 794 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,720 Both of them got it at Marshalls. 795 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,983 [Filipino accent]: They call that a "two for one." 796 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:02,332 [laughter] 797 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:03,856 [normal voice]: So I think, right now, 798 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:08,077 especially today, I think they should bury the hatchet. 799 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,079 -Yes! -[congregation cheering] 800 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,386 -JOE: Right? Bury the hatchet! -That's right. 801 00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:17,217 What do you think, Daly City? What do you think, Daly City? 802 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:21,874 Should my mom and Tita Teresa just drop the grudge for one day 803 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:24,398 so that we can have a beautiful Easter lunch? 804 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:25,616 -What do you say? -[congregation cheering] 805 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,618 -Stop it. Stop it. -Yes! 806 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:30,665 Now reach into your pocket and grab your wallet 807 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,406 and put some more money in that basket! 808 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:37,193 And if you have extra money, please buy Father Hildo's demo! 809 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,281 [cheering continues] 810 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:39,805 Make some noise! 811 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,198 -Hallelujah! -CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! 812 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,679 -Amen! -CONGREGATION: Amen! 813 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,855 ♪ I'm picking up the party when I'm rocking it ♪ 814 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,683 ♪ It's stupid when you're hearing this ♪ 815 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,424 -♪ Rashaan a super lyricist -♪ Super 816 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,382 ♪ Showing out my muscle when I'm lifting up my boom box ♪ 817 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,602 ♪ Rock you from your new wave collar to your tube socks ♪ 818 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:57,126 ♪ Dot you like a umlaut, get it, get it, girlie ♪ 819 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,476 ♪ I could make it happen when I'm rapping, for surely ♪ 820 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,783 ♪ I rap so fat that they damn near burly ♪ 821 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:04,917 ♪ Rapping till late turn to damn near early... ♪ 822 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,049 JOE: So, what's up? What's going on with them? 823 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,530 Oh, I'm telling you, it was New Year's on the cruise. 824 00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,097 Tita Susan wanted to do karaoke, 825 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,142 and Mama Teresa wanted to do gambling. 826 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,274 That's not right. 827 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,797 Mama wanted to go dancing dancing, 828 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,668 and Tita Susan wanted to play bingo. 829 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,453 No, it all started at dinner 830 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,194 when we were making New Year's resolutions. 831 00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:24,545 Mine was to stop wearing shorts with my postal carrier uniform. 832 00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,025 I have varicose veins. 833 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,723 Also, I think shorts are too casual. 834 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,291 -Hoy.[shushes] -Oh, my God. 835 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,509 Beautiful lunch. 836 00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:34,816 The pork liempo? Off the charts. 837 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,209 -Aw, thank you, sweetheart. -Seriously. 838 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,167 JOE: Yeah, of course. 839 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,082 ♪ I'm all that, all this, I give this all back... ♪ 840 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:41,605 Oh, like this? 841 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,042 -JUNIOR: Oh, yeah. Okay, yep. -[camera clicking] 842 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,434 Yep. Okay. 843 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:45,827 -Right there. -Mm. 844 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,481 -Yeah, that's clean. -What do you think? 845 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,309 -Yeah. Ah, man. -There it is. 846 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:51,485 I don't know why your dad's so mad at me about this truck. 847 00:29:51,528 --> 00:29:52,660 We're gonna be rich off of it. 848 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:53,661 Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool. 849 00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:54,967 Can I look inside? 850 00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,490 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, dude. 851 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,535 You're gonna love the Balenciaga shoelaces. 852 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:00,799 -[chuckles] -Ah, all right. Shoelaces. 853 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:03,149 -Um, actually-- Yeah, no, no. -What? 854 00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:05,629 I got to, I... I got to get out of here, so... 855 00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:06,848 Is everything okay? 856 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,241 Yeah, everything's great. I just-- I got-- 857 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:09,546 I got to put gas in this, you know. 858 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:10,983 This is, like, a guzzler, man. 859 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,767 And I got to, got to wipe it down. 860 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,334 Just, uh, tell your dad how cool the truck is, 861 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,379 and, uh, I'll see you later. 862 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:18,599 [engine starts] 863 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,949 -[tires squealing] -[camera clicks] 864 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:23,734 So, on New Year's, we're doing karaoke. 865 00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,693 Oh, man, I was killing it with my voice and these hips. 866 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:26,999 We're not talking about you, mahal. 867 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,652 Uh, Dad, can I talk to you about Eugene? 868 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:29,871 -H-Hold on, you guys. -[ringtone playing] 869 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:31,525 I got to take this. Talent agency. 870 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:32,656 -YVONNE: Oh. Okay. -MANNY: Oh. [chuckling] 871 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,702 -Wowee. -[laughs] 872 00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:36,008 Well, when I was with Eugene, I... 873 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:37,270 Hold on, son. I got to take this. 874 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:38,314 It's Nick. 875 00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:39,576 Hey, Nick. What's going on? 876 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,317 Who's the best agent in the world? 877 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,623 [mouthing] 878 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,451 -[laughs] He got it! -Ooh. [squeals] 879 00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:45,669 [excited chatter] 880 00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:46,757 ARTHUR: Ah, your dad. 881 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,150 He's a big-time Hollywood star. 882 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,370 -I got the part, Nick? -NICK: That's right. 883 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,502 The part is yours if you do the accent. 884 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:53,895 What are you talking about, Nick? 885 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,375 The character doesn't have an accent, 886 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:56,898 so why should I do an accent? 887 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,900 Come on, Joe. Accents are funny, and funny is money. 888 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,250 -Are you kidding me right now? -I'm not. 889 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,426 I hate to say this, but if you won't do the accent, 890 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:04,863 you're not getting the role. 891 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,647 [sighs] 892 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:08,431 Nick, I'm funny without the accent. 893 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:11,304 You are, but you're not being very network-friendly right now. 894 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,567 But, hey, bud, I just drove into the garage at Universal, 895 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,525 so I think I may... [speaks gibberish] 896 00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:16,787 -[line beeps] -Wha-- What? 897 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,267 ARTHUR: One time, I went to Beverly Hills. 898 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,530 Beautiful hospitals. 899 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:23,055 -Lots of Filipinos. -Uh... um... 900 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,405 Junior, how come you always look confused like a refugee? 901 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,189 Ay,leave him alone. 902 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:29,235 He's not used to being around so many Filipinos. 903 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,193 How can he not be comfortable around Filipinos? 904 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:32,281 He's Filipino. 905 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,764 Uh, I actually have homework, so... 906 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,247 -Oh, yeah. -MANNY: Ah, there he is. 907 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,597 Mr. Hollywood, huh? Big shot. 908 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,947 [laughter] 909 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:48,297 -♪ I'm cold -♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 910 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,778 ♪ So ice-cold, yeah, baby, I'm froze ♪ 911 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,432 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 912 00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,260 ♪ Froze from the top to the bottom, I'm cold... ♪ 913 00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:56,958 No, Junior. Save your pictures for tonight. 914 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,743 This food's too greasy. Will give you so many pimples. 915 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:02,181 -Okay. -Junior, eat something. 916 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:03,312 You look too skinny. 917 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:04,792 Yeah, no. All right. Um... 918 00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:16,891 Unlike your son-in-law who thinks he invented partying. 919 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,632 Yeah, okay. I-I just, uh... 920 00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:20,112 Oh, no, no, no. Here. 921 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:21,591 Take a polvoron. 922 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,984 -I made it just for you. -Okay. 923 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,203 No, Junior. 924 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,031 Save room for my empanadas. 925 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,032 Yeah, okay. 926 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,598 Uh, yeah, I'll just be over there. 927 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,861 ♪ I know you heard this before 928 00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:32,298 -♪ Hey -♪ We here 929 00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:34,996 -♪ We poppin' now -♪ Party, party 930 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,781 -♪ No stoppin' now -♪ Shorty, shorty 931 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,000 ♪ She droppin' now, 'cause we poppin' now ♪ 932 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,045 Oh! 933 00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,176 -Oh. -♪ We poppin' now, ay 934 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,830 [camera clicking] 935 00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,614 -♪ We poppin' now -♪ Party, party... 936 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,529 TALA: Hello? 937 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,705 Oh. 938 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,012 What, you're just taking pictures of me 939 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:53,014 -like some weirdo creeper? -Oh, no. 940 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,668 I mean, I was taking photos of a lot of things, 941 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,844 and then you just happened to be there. 942 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,715 -Oh. -I'm not a weirdo creeper. 943 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:00,369 -Is that a film camera? -Uh, yeah. 944 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,892 Can I see it? 945 00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:03,982 -Um, sure. -Thanks. Oh, wow. 946 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:06,332 Wow, this... this is really nice. 947 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,942 -Yeah. -This is vintage. 948 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,465 Um, what are you d-- what are you doing? 949 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:10,510 -See you, creeper. -Wait! Come back! 950 00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:11,728 She's stealing my camera! 951 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,078 [laughing] 952 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:15,515 [mockingly]: "Stealing my camera." 953 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,038 [laughs] I'm sorry. 954 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,866 I had to. You look like a lost little tourist. 955 00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:21,912 -Oh, I-- Here I thought I was blending in. -No. 956 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:23,523 Not a lot of dudes from this neighborhood would 957 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:24,785 walk around with a camera like this. 958 00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:26,047 But, uh, where'd you get that anyway? 959 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,222 [chuckles]: That goofy hypetruck 960 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:28,832 -that was over there before? -Um, no. 961 00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,182 My mom got it for me, but, uh... 962 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:32,619 -Oh. -It's actually my uncle Eugene's truck. 963 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:35,013 Or Tito Eugene. Whatever. 964 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,145 Oh, you're related to him. Sorry. 965 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,452 -What is that thing? -Um, yeah, I don't know. 966 00:33:39,495 --> 00:33:41,802 But, you know, then again, I don't really understand 967 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,717 much of anything that happens around here. 968 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,545 Where are you from? 969 00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,373 Uh, Los Angeles. 970 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,461 Beverly Hills? 971 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:49,897 -[chuckles] Um... -I get it. 972 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,899 Rich mom, rich neighborhood, private school. 973 00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:53,422 It's very obvious. 974 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,295 So coming up here must be like landing on the moon. 975 00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:59,080 Yeah, it's different, but, uh, I like it. 976 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,864 [laughs]: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 977 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,214 -I'm Tala. -Hi. 978 00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,912 Um, Joe Valencia Junior. Um, nice to meet you. 979 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,566 Wait a second. [gasps] 980 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,046 Is your dad the beer commercial guy? 981 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,744 "Time to get this party started, baby!" 982 00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:12,137 Um, yeah. 983 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,399 That's dope. 984 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:15,357 Um, is it? 985 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:19,535 I'm telling you, most postal carriers are Filipino. 986 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:20,971 We control the mail. 987 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,408 You control the mail, you control the world. 988 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,410 -Ay,no one cares, Tito. -Oh. [chuckles] 989 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:26,107 -So, Joe... -Yeah? 990 00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:28,414 ...you're going to invite us to a big Hollywood premiere? 991 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:29,632 [Joe and Yvonne chuckle] 992 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,330 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 993 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,201 You don't know how these things are gonna actually turn out. 994 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,116 When you become famous, if you need security, I'm your man. 995 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,249 -I'm a black belt. -You are? 996 00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:38,293 Yeah. 997 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,121 -[yelps] -Oh, my... -Oh, my God. 998 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,428 -[shouts in Filipino] -Oh, my God. 999 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,907 You're going to stab yourself! 1000 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:44,995 [speaks Filipino] 1001 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,867 My route gets dangerous. 1002 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:48,869 I like to be prepared. 1003 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,786 Hey, nobody's eating my empanadas. 1004 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:53,787 -Mmm. -Mmm. 1005 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:56,224 It's my special recipe. 1006 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:57,878 Oh, ah, these are the best, Mama T. 1007 00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:59,184 -Oh, my God. -[Yvonne speaks Filipino] 1008 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,663 Oh, my God. These are my favorite. 1009 00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:02,665 Mom. 1010 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:05,320 That's my recipe. 1011 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:06,800 I'm going now, Joseph. 1012 00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:08,149 I can't take it anymore. 1013 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,803 I need to start cooking anyway. 1014 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,109 You need a ride home? 1015 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,545 No, no. 1016 00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:14,155 Enjoy yourself. 1017 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:17,332 Clearly, you'd rather spend time with them more than me. 1018 00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:20,553 Maybe you'd rather Tita Teresa was your mother, 1019 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,729 with her special empanadas. 1020 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,165 JOE: What? 1021 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,297 [sighs] 1022 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,559 She's leaving the lunch? 1023 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:27,821 I mean... [sighs] 1024 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,257 Then I'm not going to the dinner. 1025 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:30,519 No, no, no, no, no. 1026 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,391 She came to lunch. You're going to dinner. 1027 00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:35,350 Fine, but I'm leaving early, and I'm not eating. 1028 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,178 Oh, my God. 1029 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,701 [engines revving] 1030 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:41,182 -[tires squealing] -[rap music playing] 1031 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:43,576 ♪ I got money, I got money, I got money, I got mon... ♪ 1032 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:45,969 [music stops] 1033 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,668 Where's Eugene Valencia at?! 1034 00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:49,973 Anybody?! 1035 00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,018 Let me see what this is all about. 1036 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,193 I'll be right back. 1037 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,847 Go with him. Bring your weapon. 1038 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:56,415 I mostly use them to open boxes. 1039 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,548 DEV: Hello! Eugene! I'm gonna find you! 1040 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,637 Don't make me search for you. 1041 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:03,770 Hey, hey. What's up? 1042 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:05,685 I need to talk to Eugene. 1043 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:06,860 -Where is he? -I don't know. 1044 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,427 -He's not here. -Oh, shit. 1045 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:09,906 You're Joe Valencia. 1046 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,256 -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, from the beer commercials. 1047 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,822 Right, right. You have that catchphrase. 1048 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,128 Wh-Wh-What is it? 1049 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,347 "Let's get the party started, baby." 1050 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:16,652 "Let's get the party started, baby!" 1051 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:18,350 [mouthing] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1052 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:19,264 [Dev chuckles] 1053 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:20,787 I have something to tell you. 1054 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,398 Uh, that shit is so corny. 1055 00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:24,834 Who are you, dude? 1056 00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:26,358 Dev Deluxe. 1057 00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:28,969 Your cousin Eugene owes me a lot of money. 1058 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:30,536 I invested in his hypetruck. 1059 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:31,537 Hypetruck. 1060 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:32,973 -On purpose? -Mm-hmm. 1061 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,714 I loaned him a lot of merchandise to sell, 1062 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:35,976 and guess what. 1063 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,891 He magically said it all got stolen 1064 00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:39,371 at a Whole Foods parking lot. 1065 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:42,243 I need that money back from Eugene ASAP. 1066 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,463 Numbers. What's Eugene's tally? 1067 00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:46,987 He owes you $40,000. 1068 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:48,815 -What? -[exhales] 1069 00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,077 Look, man. 1070 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,079 This has nothing to do with me, 1071 00:36:52,122 --> 00:36:54,386 so I'm gonna go back to my family. 1072 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:55,604 Oh, but it does. 1073 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,345 You see, Eugene couldn't stop talking about 1074 00:36:57,389 --> 00:37:00,261 his big-time Hollywood business partner. 1075 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:03,308 His famous cousin from the beer commercial. 1076 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:06,311 So, figure it out. 1077 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,922 -Do we understand each other? -Hey, hey, man. 1078 00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,924 There-There's no need for that, all right? 1079 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,230 Let me talk to Eugene, 1080 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,666 and we'll get back to you, all right? 1081 00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:17,104 I'm sure, whatever this is, we'll work it out. 1082 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:20,194 You and Eugene have till the end of the day 1083 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,023 to settle your fiduciary responsibilities. 1084 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,590 You got it? 1085 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,940 [laughs] There he is! 1086 00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,115 It's Joe Valencia! 1087 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,291 The broke-ass Vin Diesel! 1088 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,380 -[Dev laughing] -[engines revving] 1089 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:35,296 -[tires squealing] -[rap music playing] 1090 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,602 Yeah! 1091 00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:38,908 [scooter whirring] 1092 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:41,302 Hey, Joseph, who were those guys? 1093 00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:42,999 Oh, just some of Eugene's friends. 1094 00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:44,305 Come on, son. We got to go. 1095 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:45,872 Oh, Dad, I wanted to introduce you to, um-- 1096 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:47,352 This is Tala. 1097 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:48,788 -Hi, Tala. Nice to meet you. -TALA: Nice to meet you. 1098 00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:50,093 MANNY: Yeah, I play bocce ball 1099 00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:51,617 with, uh, Tala's mother's second cousin. 1100 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,793 -Oh. -But have you decided between Berkeley and UCLA? 1101 00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:55,316 -She got into both. -Ooh. 1102 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,144 Uh, how did-- How'd you know that? 1103 00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:59,842 -I haven't even told my mom. -I deliver your mail. 1104 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,279 -Big envelopes. -[Teresa laughs] 1105 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,584 JOE: So sorry, you guys. 1106 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,020 We got to get back to the house, 1107 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,587 so we'll see you later. All right, come on, son. 1108 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:07,589 -I... -Oh, it's fine. I have to get to work anyway. 1109 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:08,677 Yeah, I hope we get to hang out. 1110 00:38:08,721 --> 00:38:09,852 -Nice to meet you. -Come on. 1111 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:11,376 ♪ And I got to say yes... 1112 00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:12,986 JUNIOR: Dad, what the hell? She was cool. 1113 00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,509 She was pretty. She kind of understood me. 1114 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:15,858 [sighs] I'm sorry. 1115 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,643 I'm just kind of in a situation right now. 1116 00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:18,731 Is it about Eugene? 1117 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,254 Yeah, how did you know? 1118 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,995 I tried to tell you before. You can be real with me. 1119 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:23,736 -Tried to tell me? When? -I don't know. 1120 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,781 Maybe when you were taking your millionth call from your agent. 1121 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:27,957 -[ringtone playing] -Oh, my God! It's a holiday. 1122 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,350 Why does he keep calling? 1123 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,091 Nick, what's up? 1124 00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:32,353 Oh. [chuckles] My bad. 1125 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,094 -Butt-dial. -Hey, you know what? 1126 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,356 While I have you, I wanted to know if I could ask... 1127 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,836 Yeah, it's not a good time, buddy. 1128 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,359 I just drove into the Malibu tunnel. 1129 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,361 -Nick? Hello... -[line beeps] 1130 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:42,363 ♪ 1131 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,412 [exclaims] 1132 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,066 Stop staring at me. 1133 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,851 SUSAN: Don't make fun, Joseph. 1134 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:53,853 One day, baby Jesus will save you. 1135 00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:55,681 -Did you put that there? -Can you help me? 1136 00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:58,292 I need ice from the basement. You, too, Junior. 1137 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,163 I need you to help me in the kitchen. 1138 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:02,383 Sure, Lola. I'm just gonna change first. 1139 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,690 -Have you seen Eugene? -No, I have not. 1140 00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:07,214 Why are you standing there? Go get me ice. 1141 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:09,434 [speaking Filipino] 1142 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,483 [sighs] 1143 00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:17,616 [scoffs] 1144 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:19,313 [Filipino accent]: "Get back on the bike. 1145 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,228 "Get back on the bike, huh, Joseph? 1146 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:22,490 -Get back on the bike." -[bike bell dings] 1147 00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:24,100 [laughs] 1148 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,841 [Filipino accent]: "Get back on the bike, Joe." 1149 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,756 [normal voice]: Ah, man, it's still so funny. 1150 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,715 What's up, Kuya? 1151 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,412 What's up? I don't know. 1152 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,066 Just this little, tiny gremlin 1153 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:34,763 with a big, shiny gun is looking for you. 1154 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,852 Ah. Yeah, that's Dev Deluxe. 1155 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,376 That's why I'm hiding down here. 1156 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,421 -I was gonna tell you about him. -When? 1157 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,815 Apparently, you owe him $40,000. 1158 00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:43,903 Do you even have that? 1159 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,687 No. Could you lend it to me? 1160 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:46,688 No! 1161 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,081 I don't have $40,000. 1162 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:49,909 I barely have the 20 that I gave you. 1163 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,432 Well, thank you for that, 1164 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,913 because that angel investment bought us the truck. 1165 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,916 The taco truck, Eugene. 1166 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:58,918 Hypetruck is so much better. 1167 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,093 Hypetruck! 1168 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,573 -Hypetruck! -Yeah. 1169 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,183 -No. -Oh. 1170 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,794 Let's get to the part where you lost this guy's merchandise. 1171 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,187 I needed more money 1172 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,275 to paint the truck and put shelves in it. 1173 00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,059 So I didn't lose his merch. 1174 00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:11,234 I just sold it. 1175 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,106 Oh, my God. You stole his stuff. 1176 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,630 Borrowed. I'll pay him back, too. 1177 00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:17,415 Dude, you can't steal someone's stuff 1178 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,547 and then sell it to pay him back. 1179 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:21,462 This-this whole thing is a pyramid scheme. 1180 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,116 [chuckles]: Hypetruck. 1181 00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,771 You should call it "Ponzi truck"! 1182 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,729 That doesn't sound as good. 1183 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:29,992 I don't understand why you're freaking out. 1184 00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,125 We're about to get rich. 1185 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:34,475 I just need to sell all of my dope merch. 1186 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:35,781 Today, Eugene. 1187 00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:38,697 The little, tiny man with the big, shiny gun 1188 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:41,439 wants his money back today. 1189 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,485 No, I can't sell all that stuff today. 1190 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,400 -And plus, it's a holiday. -You're gonna sell the-- 1191 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,488 You're gonna sell this gold chain. 1192 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:48,663 You're gonna sell this watch. 1193 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:49,882 How about the truck? 1194 00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:51,623 You're selling something, Eugene. 1195 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,407 Kuya, you're probably gonna get mad, 1196 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,062 but I have something that will solve our problem. 1197 00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:59,718 ♪ 1198 00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:09,249 Are those... 1199 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:11,164 EUGENE: Manny Pacquiao's boxing gloves 1200 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,166 from the De La Hoya fight. 1201 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,342 -[camera clicking] -[crowd cheering] 1202 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:17,126 JOE: Where'd you get them? 1203 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:19,607 -They're Dev Deluxe's. -Oh, my God. 1204 00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:21,653 -Eugene. -The night of the fight 1205 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:25,526 at the MGM Grand, Dev paid a janitor ten thou 1206 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,397 to steal these from Manny's locker. 1207 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,095 He stole these from Pacquiao? 1208 00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:30,357 What a dick. 1209 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,619 That's what I'm saying, Kuya. 1210 00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:33,316 Can you believe that a non-Filipino 1211 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,015 had such an important part of the Filipino culture? 1212 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,104 -So I had to liberate them. -Yeah. 1213 00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:41,063 For our people. For our country. 1214 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:45,198 Eugene, what do you think Dev would do 1215 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,069 if he found out that you had these gloves? 1216 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:48,418 He'd kill me. 1217 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,246 So you put them in my mother's house?! 1218 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:52,858 -He's not gonna kill your mother! -Eugene! 1219 00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,512 SUSAN: Eugene? 1220 00:41:55,338 --> 00:41:56,731 There's my good boy. 1221 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:59,299 Can you get me some ice from the freezer? 1222 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:01,127 Joe is taking too long. 1223 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,824 -[scoffs] Joe. -[sighs] 1224 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:04,130 Of course, Tita. 1225 00:42:04,173 --> 00:42:05,914 [chuckles] It smells yummy up there. 1226 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:08,961 -Thank you. Such a good boy. -[Joe chuckles] 1227 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:11,050 Not really. Not really. 1228 00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:12,399 What are you, some kind of wizard? 1229 00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:13,922 Do you have everyone under a spell? 1230 00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,707 Listen, Kuya. 1231 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,710 I-I'm willing to sell these on one condition. 1232 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:19,972 You have conditions? 1233 00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,539 They have to go to a Filipino. 1234 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,889 How the hell are we supposed to do that?! 1235 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,107 Ah, come on, man. 1236 00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:26,413 You used to be part of this game. 1237 00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:27,762 You got to know somebody. 1238 00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:29,329 [Joe sighs] 1239 00:42:30,112 --> 00:42:31,592 Well... 1240 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:34,595 ...there is one guy. 1241 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:37,337 ["It Is What It Is" by Rakeem playing] 1242 00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,775 SUSAN: Such a good boy, Eugene. 1243 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:43,299 [Susan shushes] 1244 00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:45,258 Where are you going, Joseph? 1245 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,520 -We got to go do a thing. -Yeah. 1246 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,000 -We'll be right back. -Seriously? 1247 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,958 ♪ I'm-a do it, I'm-a do it, just watch ♪ 1248 00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:51,917 ♪ It is what it is, what it is, what it is, what it is... ♪ 1249 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,006 Hey, Dad, can I come? 1250 00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:55,268 Junior, we're kind of doing 1251 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:56,356 something really important here, okay? 1252 00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:57,618 I've barely seen you all day. 1253 00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,230 Ah, get in the car. Come on. 1254 00:43:01,274 --> 00:43:03,711 ♪ It is what it is, what it is, what it is, what it is... ♪ 1255 00:43:03,755 --> 00:43:05,452 -Where are we going? -Serramonte. 1256 00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:07,541 -Not Marvin Ma? -You have a better idea? 1257 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,456 Uh, what are we doing exactly? 1258 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,545 Wait, Serramonte's a mall? 1259 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,242 Yeah, they got some pretty good stuff. 1260 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:14,983 Not as good as the hypetruck, but Marvin's pretty hooked up. 1261 00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:17,507 -And who's Marvin again? -Well, he's kind of a dealer. 1262 00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:19,640 -A drug dealer? -No, merchandise. 1263 00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:21,337 -Sounds sketchy. -You want to go home 1264 00:43:21,381 --> 00:43:22,730 and make empanadas with your lola? 1265 00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:24,950 All right, go get yourself a halo-halo 1266 00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:27,039 and meet back here in about a half hour. 1267 00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:28,388 -A halo-halo? -It's a drink. 1268 00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:29,476 And a dessert. 1269 00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:30,695 Get me a Lava Lychee 1270 00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:32,435 with adzuki beans and extra pinipig. 1271 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:33,959 [chuckles] I love that crunch. 1272 00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:36,875 -♪ What it is, what it is. -[song ends] 1273 00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:39,442 Hey, welcome to Clothes RX. What's your clothing emergency? 1274 00:43:39,486 --> 00:43:40,487 Hey, I'm looking for Marvin. 1275 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,794 Well, Marvin's not here. 1276 00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:45,492 -Come on. Marvin's always here. -I can get you some denim. 1277 00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:47,755 We got relaxed fit, stretch, skinny. 1278 00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:49,670 No, no. Skinny is out of style. Don't go with skinny. 1279 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,977 Just tell Marvin Joey V's here. 1280 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,674 Marvin is not here. 1281 00:43:53,718 --> 00:43:56,024 [scoffs] Where's your camera? Marvin! 1282 00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:57,112 It's Joe! 1283 00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:58,461 I need to see-- 1284 00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,811 -[radio beeps] -Marvin, it's Joe. 1285 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,900 -I need to see you now. -Go for Raymond. 1286 00:44:01,943 --> 00:44:03,118 Yes. 1287 00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:04,250 My mistake. 1288 00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:05,512 -Okay. -Yeah. 1289 00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:06,731 Come on back. Just... 1290 00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,820 -Let's go. -Let's go to the back. 1291 00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:10,169 What? Dude, really? 1292 00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:11,649 Whoa. 1293 00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:13,781 This is so unnecessary. 1294 00:44:13,825 --> 00:44:15,914 All right. You don't have to squeeze that. 1295 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:18,960 Just him. 1296 00:44:19,831 --> 00:44:21,397 Come on. 1297 00:44:22,137 --> 00:44:23,878 [camera clicks] 1298 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,538 So you are stalking me. 1299 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,714 Oh, what? No. [chuckles] 1300 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:34,802 Hey. Uh... 1301 00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:37,283 No, my dad had to come do a thing. 1302 00:44:37,326 --> 00:44:39,546 [chuckles]: That sounds suspicious. 1303 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,200 Yeah, well, I mean, what are you doing here? 1304 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:42,723 I work here. 1305 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:43,898 Oh. 1306 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,596 Um, well, I'm supposed to get halo-halo, 1307 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,207 -whatever that is. -Oh, yeah. 1308 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,512 I love halo-halo. That's nice. 1309 00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:51,863 Um, well, if you have a break, 1310 00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:54,213 would you want to come get one with me? 1311 00:44:54,256 --> 00:44:56,606 [chuckles softly] 1312 00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:06,486 Subbasement. 1313 00:45:13,145 --> 00:45:15,277 ["Hypnotize" by The Notorious B.I.G. playing] 1314 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,757 ♪ Ha, sicker than your average 1315 00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:18,628 ♪ Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪ 1316 00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,108 ♪ Niggas don't think shit stink ♪ 1317 00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:23,111 ♪ Pink gators, my Detroit players... ♪ 1318 00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:24,765 -JOE: Marvin. -[music stops] 1319 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:25,940 Joey V? 1320 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:27,594 You can't just come here unannounced. 1321 00:45:27,637 --> 00:45:28,769 Next time, you got to make an appointment. 1322 00:45:28,813 --> 00:45:29,901 Sorry, man. 1323 00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:30,902 I just need to unload something fast. 1324 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,251 Oh. [stammers] 1325 00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:33,774 There better not be anything illegal in there, 1326 00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,341 because I've gone straight. 1327 00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:37,125 Then why are you in this weird-ass basement? 1328 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:39,171 Well, mostly straight. 1329 00:45:39,214 --> 00:45:42,261 A lot of stuff I sell down here I can't have in the main store. 1330 00:45:42,304 --> 00:45:44,742 -Clothes RX? Clothes RX? -[laughs] 1331 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:47,048 Dude, you've come a long way since selling sneakers out of 1332 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:48,528 -the trunk of your car, man. -Okay, can you not-- 1333 00:45:48,571 --> 00:45:49,877 Okay, can you actually not touch those? 1334 00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,750 Dua Lipa wore those. You can still smell her on that. 1335 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:54,360 -Who? -Dua Lipa. 1336 00:45:54,403 --> 00:45:55,578 The girl with two lips. 1337 00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:58,103 [sniffs] Ooh. 1338 00:45:58,146 --> 00:45:59,757 She's a real athlete. 1339 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,106 Look at you. What about you, man? 1340 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:03,282 You're about to be a big TV star, right? 1341 00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:05,632 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -What's, uh, uh-- Big Scott! 1342 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:07,199 -Great Scott. -Great Scott! 1343 00:46:07,242 --> 00:46:08,504 -Yeah, man. -Yeah, man. 1344 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:10,550 I always said you look like a Scott. 1345 00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:13,640 Well, I'm actually Jack, the crazy next-door neighbor. 1346 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:16,730 -Series regular, lot of lines. -Well, that's something. 1347 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,210 How'd you even know that? 1348 00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:20,125 Well, I got a lot of birdies on the street, man. 1349 00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:21,126 Huh? 1350 00:46:21,169 --> 00:46:23,128 Actually, your mom told me. 1351 00:46:23,171 --> 00:46:24,520 What do you got? 1352 00:46:26,218 --> 00:46:28,263 Shit! No, no, no, no, no, no. Get those out of here right now. 1353 00:46:28,307 --> 00:46:30,788 -But they're Manny Pacquiao's... -[shushes] I know what they are! 1354 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:31,963 They're Manny Pacquiao's gloves 1355 00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:33,747 that he wore at the De La Hoya fight. 1356 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,489 -Exactly. -And they belong to Dev Deluxe. 1357 00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:38,143 No, they used to belong to Dev Deluxe, 1358 00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:40,798 then my stupid cousin took them off his hands. 1359 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,625 Eugene was the one that stole them? 1360 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:45,541 -Does he have a death wish? -I guess. 1361 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,500 These are worth at least a million dollars. 1362 00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:48,936 A million dollars? 1363 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:51,199 -[shushes] Yes. -A million dollars? 1364 00:46:51,243 --> 00:46:53,593 Yeah, but nobody's paying that for stolen gloves. 1365 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,681 Come on, man. 1366 00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,074 -Just buy them... -No. 1367 00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:57,727 ...and then resell them like you always do. 1368 00:46:57,771 --> 00:46:59,338 Dude, I need 40 racks by the end of the day. 1369 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:00,643 Uh-uh. No, thank you. 1370 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:02,689 Deluxe is legit crazy. 1371 00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:04,604 I once saw him shoot somebody in the dick. 1372 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,519 -What? -Right in the actual hole. 1373 00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:08,521 -In the hole? -[whistles] 1374 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,740 -Ah, dude, stop, man. -Yeah. 1375 00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:12,307 -We're dead. -No, no, no, no! 1376 00:47:12,351 --> 00:47:14,179 We're not dead. You're dead. 1377 00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,050 I'm okay. Joe, Eugene, dead. 1378 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:18,139 Marvin, there's got to be something you can do, man. 1379 00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:19,271 Please, I need your help. 1380 00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:20,707 Okay. 1381 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,840 I might know a guy that will go for these. 1382 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:24,667 He goes by the name of "The Jeweler." 1383 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:26,626 But it's a long shot. 1384 00:47:26,669 --> 00:47:28,062 Is he Filipino? 1385 00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:29,934 We want these in Filipino hands, if possible. 1386 00:47:29,977 --> 00:47:31,892 You can't be begging and choosing, Joe. 1387 00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:34,199 Come on, man. Th-These gloves need to be in Filipino hands. 1388 00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:36,592 [sighs] Well, actually, come to think of it, 1389 00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,116 he might be Filipino. 1390 00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:39,552 I always thought he was Mexican, 1391 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:41,032 but I think he wants people to think that. 1392 00:47:41,075 --> 00:47:42,903 What the fuck are you talking about? 1393 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:46,864 [sighs] Well, what's in it for Marvin? 1394 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,866 You know, let's barter a little bit, man. 1395 00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:50,389 A little tits for tats. 1396 00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:52,695 Hey, look, Marvin, if you want to get your beak wet, 1397 00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:54,872 we can dance. 1398 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,222 Actually, I think I got another idea, Joe. 1399 00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:58,701 Hey, Daly City. 1400 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:01,052 Come on down to Clothes RX 1401 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:04,142 and let us help you with your clothing emergency. 1402 00:48:04,185 --> 00:48:05,491 Today! 1403 00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:07,188 What do you think? Y-You can be honest. 1404 00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:09,060 I mean, the-the hand thing was, like, kind of weird, right? 1405 00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:10,626 -Yeah. -I don't know why I did that. 1406 00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:11,758 So stupid. 1407 00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:13,281 Goddamn it. Why'd I do that? 1408 00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:15,066 Do I actually look like that in real life? 1409 00:48:15,109 --> 00:48:17,895 It's okay, Marvin. It's not that bad. 1410 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,593 -What do you want? Acting tips? -What do you have? 1411 00:48:20,636 --> 00:48:22,943 Okay. May-Maybe just, like, up the energy. 1412 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,250 Like, be excited about the moment, you know what I mean? 1413 00:48:25,293 --> 00:48:26,860 And, uh, uh, less hand thing. 1414 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,515 I don't know what this was, but it was awkward. 1415 00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:30,864 And then smile with your eyes. 1416 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,692 -That's perfect. -Yeah. 1417 00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:33,954 [camera whirs, beeps] 1418 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:35,434 -And action. -What? 1419 00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:37,175 Oh, no, no, no, Marvin. I mean, I don't have time. 1420 00:48:37,218 --> 00:48:39,090 Okay, I-I don't have time to shoot a commercial right now. 1421 00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,787 I got to sell these gloves. I got to get o... 1422 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:42,484 I got to make money. [stammers] No, I can't. 1423 00:48:42,528 --> 00:48:45,574 Well, do you want to meet my probably-Filipino buyer or not? 1424 00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:46,880 Tits for tats. 1425 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,447 -Marvin... -All you got to do is say, 1426 00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:51,363 uh, "Let's get the Clothes RX party started, baby." 1427 00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:52,451 [fingers snap] 1428 00:48:52,494 --> 00:48:54,322 That's my beer commercial. 1429 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,454 And action. 1430 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,021 [sighs] 1431 00:48:58,152 --> 00:49:01,634 Let's get this Clothes RX party started, baby. 1432 00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:04,158 Say it like you mean it, Joe. 1433 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:08,075 Let's get this Clothes RX party started, baby. 1434 00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:10,948 Good, good. But, you know, do something with your hands. 1435 00:49:10,991 --> 00:49:13,428 They look like two dead fish just wavering on the side. 1436 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:15,126 [sighs] 1437 00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:18,477 Let's get this Clothes RX party started, baby. 1438 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,826 Can you just smile with your eyes? 1439 00:49:19,869 --> 00:49:21,393 That was my tip that I gave to you. 1440 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:22,872 And action. 1441 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,788 Let's get this Clothes RX party started, baby. 1442 00:49:25,832 --> 00:49:28,443 -That's it, bro! Dude! -Uh, hold on, hold on. 1443 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:29,749 I can, I can do better than that. 1444 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,577 So just let-let it roll. Let it roll. 1445 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:33,840 [sighs] And action. 1446 00:49:33,883 --> 00:49:38,671 Let's get that Clothes RX party started, ba... by! 1447 00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,020 I think we got it. 1448 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:41,152 No, no, I can do better. No, it was a little-- 1449 00:49:41,195 --> 00:49:42,370 I look like a robot. 1450 00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:43,458 What is this shit? You know what I mean? 1451 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,025 We have two great takes. 1452 00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:46,505 One more suggestion, but, uh-- 1453 00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:47,897 -Maybe a dance. -["Levitating" by Dua Lipa playing] 1454 00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:49,508 'Cause I'm saying "party." 1455 00:49:49,551 --> 00:49:51,858 Like, why would I say "party" and not even have a party? 1456 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,121 Well, if you want to dance, yeah. 1457 00:49:54,165 --> 00:49:58,560 Yeah. Let's get this Clothes RX party started-- 1458 00:49:58,604 --> 00:50:00,214 and then point-- baby. 1459 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:01,737 If you're gonna point, just point. 1460 00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,130 You don't have to say "and then point." 1461 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:04,523 Okay. G-Good suggestion. 1462 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:07,961 Let's get this Clothes RX party started. 1463 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,485 Get your clothes! Baby! 1464 00:50:10,529 --> 00:50:12,052 Baby! Baby! 1465 00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:14,054 -Yeah! -♪ I'm levitating. 1466 00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:15,882 -[door opens] -How'd it go? 1467 00:50:15,925 --> 00:50:18,624 I don't want to talk about it right now, Eugene. 1468 00:50:19,755 --> 00:50:21,061 God, the things I do for you. 1469 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:22,932 TALA: It is a little sweet, I know. 1470 00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:24,891 And, well, halo-halo is, like, the essence of Filipino culture. 1471 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:26,414 -It's so extra, right? -Mm. 1472 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,938 So much piled on, so many flavors and colors. 1473 00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,897 It looks messy, but no matter what, 1474 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,072 you always come back for more. 1475 00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:33,856 -Wow. That's so deep. -Oh. 1476 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,076 -Um, do you mind? -Sure. 1477 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,556 -Oh, okay. -[camera clicks] 1478 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:39,558 [Tala chuckles] 1479 00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:40,994 Well, well, well. 1480 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,083 It's my boss. Just ignore him. He's a bozo. 1481 00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:45,564 So we're just taking breaks whenever we want? 1482 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,914 Who's this lanky fool? 1483 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:49,568 Hello? Do you speak, lanky fool? 1484 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:51,091 Uh... 1485 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:53,441 Ooh, Lava Lychee with extra pinipig-- my favorite. 1486 00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:54,747 You're a loser, Dev. 1487 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:56,053 I know. I've been told many times. 1488 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,663 Go home. We're closing early for Easter. 1489 00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,621 Gladly. 1490 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,668 -Bye! -TALA: Don't talk to him. 1491 00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:05,105 -He's a bozo. Let's go. -There is no employee discount. 1492 00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:06,019 Bye, Dev! 1493 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,542 Why do you even work there? 1494 00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:09,805 Because not everyone has a rich mom from Beverly Hills. 1495 00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:10,893 [chuckles] 1496 00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,026 -Hey, guys. -Hi, Tala. 1497 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,594 -Where's my halo-halo, cuz? -JUNIOR: Tala's boss swiped it. 1498 00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:17,117 -He's such an asshole. -Yeah. 1499 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,684 If you googled the worst person in the entire world, 1500 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:20,120 Dev Deluxe's name would show up for real. 1501 00:51:20,164 --> 00:51:22,427 -Dev Deluxe is here? -Mm-hmm. 1502 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:25,256 -[sighs] Let's go. -What's up? 1503 00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:27,388 -TALA: Oh, okay. -JOE: Don't ask questions. Let's go. 1504 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:31,000 I see you, Eugene! You can't hide from me! 1505 00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:33,133 ["Explosion" by Eli "Paperboy" Reed playing] 1506 00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:35,353 ♪ I've been watching you 1507 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:36,441 ♪ For a very long time 1508 00:51:36,484 --> 00:51:38,617 ♪ You're making me crazy 1509 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,009 -♪ 'Bout to lose my mind -[tires squealing] 1510 00:51:40,053 --> 00:51:41,794 ♪ You better be ready 1511 00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:42,969 ♪ 'Cause it's time to go 1512 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:44,275 ♪ So stand back... 1513 00:51:44,318 --> 00:51:47,234 You're dead, Eugene! You're dead! 1514 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:51,020 Why does your boss want to kill my uncle? 1515 00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:52,500 He's not really trying to kill me. 1516 00:51:52,544 --> 00:51:53,762 Don't worry, Junior. Everything's gonna be okay. 1517 00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:56,461 ♪ Gonna be an explosion 1518 00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:58,202 ♪ Watch out, ow... 1519 00:51:58,245 --> 00:51:59,942 Uh-oh. 1520 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:01,466 [tires squealing] 1521 00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:02,728 You got this, Kuya. 1522 00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:03,946 It's like the San Jose Rat Race. 1523 00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:05,992 The San Jose what now? 1524 00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:08,212 Your dad beat 30 of the best of the Bay's street drivers 1525 00:52:08,255 --> 00:52:10,431 in a money race between Daly City and San Jose. 1526 00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:11,476 He did what? 1527 00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:13,130 Everyone, buckle up. 1528 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,609 -[tires squealing] -[engine revving] 1529 00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:15,828 ♪ I'm like dynamite 1530 00:52:15,871 --> 00:52:17,264 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby 1531 00:52:17,308 --> 00:52:18,831 [horns honking] 1532 00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:20,180 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby 1533 00:52:20,876 --> 00:52:23,227 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby 1534 00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:27,187 ♪ Gonna be in a, gonna be in a, gonna be in a ♪ 1535 00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,406 ♪ Ow 1536 00:52:28,449 --> 00:52:30,799 [screaming] 1537 00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,369 ♪ Explosion, baby 1538 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:37,850 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby... ♪ 1539 00:52:37,893 --> 00:52:39,678 -Oh, my God! Oh, my... -[horns honking] 1540 00:52:39,721 --> 00:52:41,027 Kuya, use this. 1541 00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:42,985 Keep it still. Hold it still. 1542 00:52:43,029 --> 00:52:44,857 Okay. Oh. Oops. Oh. 1543 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,424 -I need that! -Sorry. 1544 00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:48,861 -Can we go straight, please, Dad? -Hang on! 1545 00:52:48,904 --> 00:52:50,210 [tires squealing] 1546 00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:54,475 ♪ Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two... ♪ 1547 00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:55,694 [phone ringing] 1548 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:57,696 JOE: Don't answer that, Eugene. 1549 00:52:57,739 --> 00:52:59,132 Hi, Tita Susan. 1550 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,742 Make sure you're not late for dinner, okay? 1551 00:53:00,786 --> 00:53:03,049 -Oh, we'd never be late. -Such a good boy. 1552 00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:05,312 I love your mom. [chuckles] 1553 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,880 DEV: I'm not playing around! 1554 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,796 Dad, they have guns back there. 1555 00:53:13,581 --> 00:53:15,366 [siren whooping, wailing] 1556 00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:16,845 ♪ Uh... 1557 00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:19,500 Uh-oh. 1558 00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:20,980 Oh, damn it! 1559 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,548 ♪ Just pull the pin and then you'll see... ♪ 1560 00:53:23,591 --> 00:53:25,506 [screaming] 1561 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,640 ♪ No hiding place, feel it coming ♪ 1562 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:29,858 ♪ Cover your face 1563 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:32,383 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby 1564 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:34,298 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby... ♪ 1565 00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:35,995 Dad, why do you have Manny Pacquiao's gloves 1566 00:53:36,038 --> 00:53:37,301 in your backseat? 1567 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:39,041 -Uh... -These are Dev Deluxe's, right? 1568 00:53:39,085 --> 00:53:40,217 Someone stole them from his store. 1569 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:42,219 The cops came and everything. 1570 00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:43,437 Right, right, right, right, right! 1571 00:53:43,481 --> 00:53:44,960 ♪ Yes, sir 1572 00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:47,093 ♪ Explosion, baby 1573 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:48,529 ♪ Gonna be an explosion, baby... ♪ 1574 00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:50,749 [groans] Damn it. 1575 00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:52,490 [siren whooping] 1576 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:54,709 BOTH: Oh, shit. 1577 00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:55,841 Hide those gloves, okay? 1578 00:53:55,884 --> 00:53:57,669 Okay. 1579 00:53:57,712 --> 00:53:59,714 ♪ Oh, yeah, cover me 1580 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:03,065 -♪ Ow! -[song ends] 1581 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:05,285 [indistinct police radio chatter] 1582 00:54:18,516 --> 00:54:21,258 License and registration. 1583 00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:22,911 Joe? 1584 00:54:22,955 --> 00:54:24,304 [laughs]: Is that you, Joe? 1585 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:25,392 Vanessa. 1586 00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:26,741 -Yeah. -Wow. 1587 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:28,439 -Man, you're a cop now? -Yeah. 1588 00:54:28,482 --> 00:54:30,441 Have been for the last ten years. 1589 00:54:30,484 --> 00:54:32,051 You would've known that if wouldn't have 1590 00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:34,532 -ghosted me the way you did. -Ah, yeah. 1591 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,316 You okay, Joe? 1592 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,057 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just, uh-- 1593 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,494 That's-that's my son Joe Junior right there, 1594 00:54:40,538 --> 00:54:43,280 and that's, uh, Tala. 1595 00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,411 Hi. 1596 00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:46,370 And you remember, uh, Eugene, right? 1597 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:49,068 Eugene! Mean Gene! 1598 00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:50,939 Okay, yeah. 1599 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:53,115 You used to make that killer French toast, man. 1600 00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:54,856 What was the secret ingredient again? 1601 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,293 'Cause I've tried to recreate it. 1602 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:57,468 Just haven't been able to come up with it. 1603 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,687 Um, e-eggnog, I think. 1604 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:00,732 -Eggnog? -Yeah. 1605 00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:02,473 That makes so much sense. 1606 00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:03,735 [Vanessa and Joe chuckle] 1607 00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:05,824 -And this your dad? -Yeah. 1608 00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:07,173 You know, me and your daddy, 1609 00:55:07,216 --> 00:55:09,088 we used to be real intimate back in the day. 1610 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:10,219 Oh, really? 1611 00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:11,656 Yeah, I could've been your mama. 1612 00:55:11,699 --> 00:55:12,831 But clearly I'm not. 1613 00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,485 I'm not. 1614 00:55:14,528 --> 00:55:16,182 Yeah. Joe Valencia. 1615 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:18,706 -Yes. [chuckles] -I can't believe it. 1616 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,360 -In a Subaru at that. -Yep. 1617 00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,362 Wh-What happened? You just gave up, huh? 1618 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:24,277 -[groans] -You know, when I saw this Subaru, 1619 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,800 I was thinking to myself, 1620 00:55:25,844 --> 00:55:27,976 "Oh, that got to be two ladies and a labradoodle." 1621 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,891 But nope. It's you, Joe. 1622 00:55:29,935 --> 00:55:30,979 -Yeah, it's me. -It's you, Joe. 1623 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:32,720 It's me, Vanessa. 1624 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,722 God, you look good. 1625 00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:36,855 Seriously, look at this uniform. 1626 00:55:36,898 --> 00:55:38,509 Beautiful. 1627 00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:43,557 Is there any way you can just let us go with a warning? 1628 00:55:43,601 --> 00:55:46,778 You were doing 90 in a 40 in a Subaru. 1629 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:49,302 I'm supposed to arrest you. 1630 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:50,869 Where were you headed to in such a hurry anyways? 1631 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,524 -Where y'all racing off to? -Easter Sunday dinner. 1632 00:55:53,567 --> 00:55:54,699 I don't want to be late. 1633 00:55:54,742 --> 00:55:56,178 -You know how my mom is. -Mm-hmm. 1634 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:58,398 I do remember. 1635 00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:00,052 But you seem a little squirrelly. 1636 00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:01,793 What's going on with you, hmm? 1637 00:56:01,836 --> 00:56:03,316 Reminds me of the time 1638 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,841 I caught you cheating on me with, uh, 1639 00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:08,626 Molly-volleyball. 1640 00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:11,063 Yep. Ran into her not too long ago. 1641 00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:13,413 -Well, how's she doing? -Not good. 1642 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:16,721 She had one too many sips of wine at happy hour one night, 1643 00:56:16,764 --> 00:56:20,551 and I had to go ahead and pull her over and lock her up. Oops! 1644 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:22,422 Yeah, she was looking at me the same way 1645 00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,555 -when I had caught you two together. -Yeah. 1646 00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,252 [imitating Molly]: Like, "Oh, shit. 1647 00:56:26,295 --> 00:56:28,472 "Oh, shit. I can't believe this is happening to me. 1648 00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:31,083 "I'm so sorry. I can't believe this. 1649 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:32,911 Don't beat me up, Vanessa." 1650 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:35,087 -[Vanessa laughing] -[chuckles] 1651 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:37,132 [normal voice]: Oh, yeah, Molly-volleyball. 1652 00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:38,786 Payback's a bitch. 1653 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,440 I'm sorry. 1654 00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:43,400 Okay, everything that happened with Molly, I... I'm sorry. 1655 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,968 Get the hell out the car! 1656 00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:49,057 Everybody, get out of this raggedy-ass car! 1657 00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:50,668 Get out now! 1658 00:56:51,756 --> 00:56:53,845 -Get out! -[Joe sighs] 1659 00:56:53,888 --> 00:56:55,281 And what's in that bag?! 1660 00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:56,543 -Ow! -JOE: Nothing. Nothing's in that bag. 1661 00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:59,024 Ow! [groans] Oh, the baby. It hurts. 1662 00:56:59,067 --> 00:57:00,286 You're going into labor? 1663 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:01,722 Honey, I told you the baby was coming. 1664 00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:02,941 VANESSA: Now, girl-- Now sit back and relax. 1665 00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:04,029 -Cross your legs. -[groans] 1666 00:57:04,072 --> 00:57:05,465 Okay, cross your legs 1667 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,858 is what you should've did in the first place. 1668 00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:08,686 -Vanessa. -Ow! -And now you gonna have a baby 1669 00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,296 by a big waterhead boy, 1670 00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:12,211 -and it's gonna probably be a big waterhead baby. -Ow! 1671 00:57:12,254 --> 00:57:14,169 And that big old head gonna open you up, 1672 00:57:14,213 --> 00:57:15,606 and you'll be walking around like a cowboy 1673 00:57:15,649 --> 00:57:17,129 -for the rest of your life. -[Tala groaning] 1674 00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,609 Don't let that baby come out. 1675 00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:21,046 Hold it. [inhales sharply] Hold it! 1676 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:23,091 You do not want the inside of a Subaru 1677 00:57:23,135 --> 00:57:24,658 to be the first thing this baby see, 1678 00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:26,617 'cause then you gonna have to nickname the baby Suby. 1679 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,445 -JOE: Okay. -You don't want your baby named Suby, do you? 1680 00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:30,664 -TALA: No. -No, you don't want no little Suby-Dooby-Doo. 1681 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,405 -No. -Not Mercedes. 1682 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,320 -Ow. Oh. -Not Lexus. 1683 00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:36,540 Nope, not even Tesla. Not Tessie. 1684 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:37,497 Mm-mm. Suby. 1685 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:38,411 TALA: Ow. Ooh, the baby. 1686 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,804 Man, comfort her, man! 1687 00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,501 Do some comforting! Tell her you love her! 1688 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,851 -I-I love you? -It's not a question! 1689 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:46,071 -Yeah, like father like son. -Okay, can we-- Right now? 1690 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:47,376 You didn't teach the boy no compassion? 1691 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:48,726 -She's having a baby. -I'm just saying. 1692 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:50,249 -Get back-- Get in the car. -Vanessa... 1693 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,511 -Okay. -VANESSA: Follow me. 1694 00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:52,686 I'm-a escort y'all to the hospital. 1695 00:57:52,730 --> 00:57:54,775 [siren wailing] 1696 00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:57,517 [whooping] 1697 00:57:57,561 --> 00:57:59,171 And the Oscar goes to Tala. 1698 00:57:59,214 --> 00:58:00,433 Are you kidding me? 1699 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,000 I freaking hope so, man. Oh, my God. 1700 00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:04,524 ♪ 1701 00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:06,613 [siren wailing] 1702 00:58:09,834 --> 00:58:11,313 [tires squealing] 1703 00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:13,577 -Oh. [chuckles] -Oh, my God. 1704 00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:15,753 [siren stops] 1705 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,363 Seriously?! 1706 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,061 Tala, thank you, thank you. 1707 00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,541 Where do you live? I'll drop you off. 1708 00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,456 TALA: Um, off Skyline, by the high school. 1709 00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:29,375 Thanks for the ride. Thank you. 1710 00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:30,942 Well, bye, I guess. [chuckles] 1711 00:58:30,985 --> 00:58:32,857 -Bye. -JOE: Bye. 1712 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,293 EUGENE: Bye. 1713 00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:37,601 JOE: Why are you still in the car? 1714 00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:39,254 Go talk to her. 1715 00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:42,562 Hey, Tala! 1716 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:45,173 Um, I was thinking-- I don't know-- 1717 00:58:45,217 --> 00:58:47,045 maybe if you don't have any plans later, 1718 00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:50,352 uh, would you like to come have dinner with us tonight? 1719 00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:51,702 Oh, yeah, okay. 1720 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:53,878 -My mom's working late, so... -Okay, cool. 1721 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,575 Okay, cool. [chuckles] 1722 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:58,230 -Ooh. -Yeah. 1723 00:59:00,275 --> 00:59:02,756 -Yeah. [chuckles] -Ooh. [chuckles] 1724 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,453 Somebody's got a date. 1725 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,064 -JOE: Let's go, man. -[engine starts] 1726 00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:09,110 ♪ 1727 00:59:15,726 --> 00:59:18,119 -[ringtone playing] -I-I got to take this. 1728 00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:19,556 Nick, what's up? 1729 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:22,036 -Joe, I think I can save this. -Okay. How? 1730 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,603 They're making a decision on Monday, 1731 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:25,605 but Jamie Peters has agreed to give you a chance 1732 00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:27,520 to convince her that they don't need the accent. 1733 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,218 So just be your charming self, and let's sew this thing up. 1734 00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,003 Great news, Nick. When? 1735 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:33,308 Tonight at 6:00. 1736 00:59:33,352 --> 00:59:35,006 -I'm throwing a seder dinner. -Tonight? 1737 00:59:35,049 --> 00:59:36,398 Wait, you're Jewish? 1738 00:59:36,442 --> 00:59:38,313 A lot of people think so. 1739 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,925 [groans] I'm up near San Francisco with family. 1740 00:59:40,968 --> 00:59:42,622 No problem. There's a flight every hour. 1741 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,928 -We drove. -You drove? 1742 00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:45,277 Yes! 1743 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,539 Shit. We really do need to get you this job. 1744 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,845 I know, but I can't come today. 1745 00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,281 I'm having Easter Sunday dinner. 1746 00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:52,110 Eat early, and come to my place for dessert. 1747 00:59:52,153 --> 00:59:53,459 This is your big chance, Joe. 1748 00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:55,417 It's do or die. I'll send you a ticket. 1749 00:59:55,461 --> 00:59:56,941 Wait, so this isn't the part 1750 00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:58,464 where you tell me that you're going through a canyon? 1751 00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:00,640 No, because this is important. 1752 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:02,424 And that hurts, by the way. 1753 01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:03,774 WOMAN [over phone]: Hi, Joe. 1754 01:00:03,817 --> 01:00:05,558 The 7:30 flight gets you into Burbank at 8:45, 1755 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,994 and there'll be a car waiting for you. 1756 01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:09,257 -Okay. I'll be there. -SUSAN: You'll be where? 1757 01:00:09,301 --> 01:00:10,650 Where have you been, Joseph? 1758 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:13,044 I need help. Everyone will be here soon. 1759 01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:16,003 Okay, put me to work. Hey, let's start dinner early. 1760 01:00:16,047 --> 01:00:17,396 Say around 4:15, 4:30? 1761 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:19,180 -I'm starving. -[phone dings] 1762 01:00:20,268 --> 01:00:21,792 Oh. [gasps] 1763 01:00:21,835 --> 01:00:23,054 What now, Joseph? 1764 01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:24,446 Ah. 1765 01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:26,361 Eugene, we got to go! 1766 01:00:26,405 --> 01:00:28,320 Mom, don't be mad. I'll be right back. 1767 01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:30,714 Empanadas! My favorite. 1768 01:00:30,757 --> 01:00:32,585 EUGENE: Relax, Kuya. We got a buyer. 1769 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,152 -It's all good. -JOE: It's not all good. 1770 01:00:34,195 --> 01:00:36,415 This jeweler could be a criminal for all we know. 1771 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,808 Or a jeweler. 1772 01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:39,766 -Trust me, it'll work out. -Trust you? 1773 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,855 That's what got us into this mess. 1774 01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:43,204 All I hear all day is, 1775 01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:44,771 "Oh, Eugene, you're such a good boy." 1776 01:00:44,815 --> 01:00:45,859 You know what? 1777 01:00:45,903 --> 01:00:48,253 -You're not such a good boy. -I know. 1778 01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:50,995 Think your mom just says that because I keep her company. 1779 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:53,954 We have dinner, watch TV. I drive her around. 1780 01:00:53,998 --> 01:00:56,827 Right, you guys really do hang out a lot. 1781 01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:58,350 Well, we're family. 1782 01:00:58,393 --> 01:01:01,527 It's the least I can do while you're hustling in L.A. 1783 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:04,051 And by the way, my mom thinks you hung the moon, too. 1784 01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:05,705 -[sighs] -I think it's just harder 1785 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:08,621 to disappoint someone else's mom. 1786 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,623 You know, when you say it like that, 1787 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:13,539 it's just so hard to be mad at you. 1788 01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:15,236 [chuckles] Family's mad complicated. 1789 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,542 [Joe scoffs] 1790 01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:20,285 ♪ 1791 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:24,985 Let me do the talking. 1792 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:31,731 -Should I ring the doorbell? -Obviously. 1793 01:01:32,558 --> 01:01:34,299 [electronic doorbell rings] 1794 01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:37,606 [lively chatter inside] 1795 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,959 Are you The... The Jeweler? 1796 01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:46,877 Is-is The Jeweler here? 1797 01:01:54,232 --> 01:01:55,233 Such a good boy. 1798 01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:56,625 Go to the garage. 1799 01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:01,282 Oh. All right. 1800 01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,899 ♪ 1801 01:02:18,169 --> 01:02:19,431 Oh, my God, it's... 1802 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,302 Lou Diamond Phillips! 1803 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:23,261 You're The Jeweler. 1804 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:24,610 [chuckles] Oh, I get it. 1805 01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:26,786 -"Diamond." Get it? -[chuckles] Mm-mm. 1806 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,353 It's the name I use to check in to hotels. 1807 01:02:28,396 --> 01:02:29,789 -Don't let that get around. -EUGENE: Oh, oh. 1808 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,399 Can you sing a little bit of "La Bamba" for me? 1809 01:02:31,443 --> 01:02:33,314 -No. -Yeah. No. 1810 01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:36,448 So I hear you have something for me? 1811 01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:47,807 [breath trembling] 1812 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:51,071 -I told you these gloves had to go to a Filipino. -[laughs] 1813 01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:52,464 Hey, you are Filipino, right? 1814 01:02:52,507 --> 01:02:53,639 You were so great in La Bamba, 1815 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,119 I could've sworn you were Mexican. 1816 01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:56,773 Plus Stand and Deliver. 1817 01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:58,426 At this point, you got to convince me you're not Mexican. 1818 01:02:58,470 --> 01:02:59,645 I'm mestizo. 1819 01:02:59,688 --> 01:03:01,081 Half Filipino, half Scots-Irish. 1820 01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:02,953 -Oh, your dad was in the military? -Yes. 1821 01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:05,129 But did Mel Gibson put me in Braveheart?Oh, no. 1822 01:03:05,172 --> 01:03:08,001 Ah, that would've been so dope. "Freedom!" 1823 01:03:08,045 --> 01:03:09,307 Or, "Preedom!" 1824 01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:10,787 [laughter] 1825 01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,658 LOU: Look, the reason I wanted these gloves 1826 01:03:12,701 --> 01:03:14,921 is because I'm playing Manny Pacquiao 1827 01:03:14,965 --> 01:03:18,316 in the film about his life, Pac Man. 1828 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,665 -So awesome! -Yes! 1829 01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:21,362 -I know, right? -Oh, man. 1830 01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:23,538 And so to have his gloves, I... 1831 01:03:23,582 --> 01:03:25,802 [sniffs, sighs] 1832 01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:29,196 -Can I try these on? -JOE: Yeah. 1833 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,981 Of course, Lou Diamond Phillips. 1834 01:03:31,024 --> 01:03:32,069 You can just call me Lou. 1835 01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,766 How 'bout I call you Lou Phillips? 1836 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,333 I bet nobody calls you that. That would be our thing. 1837 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,378 -[chuckles] -[grunts] 1838 01:03:37,422 --> 01:03:38,858 [sighs] 1839 01:03:43,036 --> 01:03:44,559 [taps gloves] 1840 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:49,303 Whoa! You just became Manny. 1841 01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:50,522 [laughs] 1842 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,002 LOU: Yeah. 1843 01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:53,699 All right, 40K. 1844 01:03:53,742 --> 01:03:55,527 Can I get you the money in a couple hours? 1845 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:57,007 Yeah, as long as we get it by 6:00. 1846 01:03:57,050 --> 01:03:58,356 Not a prob. 1847 01:03:58,399 --> 01:04:00,358 Text me your address, and I'll see you at 6:00. 1848 01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:01,707 -Yes. -Wait a second. 1849 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:03,535 These aren't stolen, are they? 1850 01:04:04,753 --> 01:04:06,538 What if I said no? 1851 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,236 Then I would say, 1852 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,847 "Good enough for me." 1853 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,544 [laughter] 1854 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,243 -Oh. -Oh. 1855 01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:17,897 You really are an inspiration. 1856 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:19,420 Oh, yeah, my kuya'san actor, 1857 01:04:19,464 --> 01:04:20,813 so maybe you can give him some advice? 1858 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,684 Like, maybe he should go by three names. 1859 01:04:22,728 --> 01:04:24,991 "Joe Diamond Valencia," right? 1860 01:04:25,035 --> 01:04:26,384 Mm. Uh... 1861 01:04:26,427 --> 01:04:28,081 Yeah. Hey, look, um... 1862 01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,866 Thanks for the gloves. 1863 01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:31,780 -JOE: All right. -[grunts] 1864 01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:34,914 All right. You know. Hold on. 1865 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:37,047 Hold on. Uh... 1866 01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:39,440 -Joe. -Joe. 1867 01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:42,922 This business can be tough. 1868 01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:45,272 Sometimes it makes you forget who you are. 1869 01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:48,058 [chuckles]: I mean, you can get really dizzy. 1870 01:04:48,101 --> 01:04:50,756 Uh, in Young Guns 1and 2, I mean, 1871 01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:52,758 there I was, on horseback, 1872 01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:54,629 out there in the desert, yet again, 1873 01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:58,764 playing another badass, tough-but-fair outlaw. 1874 01:04:58,807 --> 01:05:00,984 I was always grateful for the roles, you know? 1875 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:04,944 But it's-it's so, it's so easy to forget where you came from. 1876 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:06,424 Sometimes you need to come home 1877 01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:09,122 to remember what matters, you know? 1878 01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:12,082 -Get your head straight. -[grunts] Yeah. 1879 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,127 Your heart. 1880 01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:28,141 You know, it is so beautiful 1881 01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:29,969 to be around family and friends and the ones that you... 1882 01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:32,102 -WOMAN: Lou Diamond. -Y-Yeah, Mom? I'm-I'm sorry. Yeah. 1883 01:05:32,145 --> 01:05:33,799 WOMAN and SUSAN: What are you doing out there? 1884 01:05:33,842 --> 01:05:34,974 The family's waiting. 1885 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,715 -Come on. -Sorry, Mom. We're coming. 1886 01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:39,065 Let's go. Let's go. 1887 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,067 Everyone's waiting. 1888 01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:41,938 [lively chatter] 1889 01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:44,114 Here they are, finally. 1890 01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:47,117 ♪ 1891 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:57,910 Oh, well, look who's graced us with his presence. 1892 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,303 Oh, well, what did we miss? 1893 01:05:59,346 --> 01:06:00,608 We're putting together the balikbayan box. 1894 01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:02,132 Uh, the what now? 1895 01:06:02,175 --> 01:06:04,961 We're sending gifts to our family in the Philippines. 1896 01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:08,007 We show our love with cosmetics, clothes and candy. 1897 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:10,096 Are we putting anything in the box, Dad? 1898 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,271 Just love. 1899 01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:12,707 And I'm putting in Viagra. 1900 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:14,013 That's a different kind of love. 1901 01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,319 I think the cousins back home 1902 01:06:15,362 --> 01:06:17,408 will like these shirts I got for them. 1903 01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:18,496 They're polo. 1904 01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:21,151 ALL: Ooh. 1905 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,326 I'm sending perfume. 1906 01:06:22,369 --> 01:06:23,588 -OTHERS: Ah. -Wow. 1907 01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:24,981 Oh, nobody likes that. It's too strong. 1908 01:06:25,024 --> 01:06:27,331 -It's my signature scent. -[scoffs] We know. 1909 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:29,028 I'm also sending nail polish. 1910 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:31,248 Last year's colors. Maybe they won't notice. 1911 01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:33,641 -It's this year's colors. -If you say so. 1912 01:06:33,685 --> 01:06:35,948 Voguesays so. 1913 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,168 Well, I'm sending this brand-new Revlon hair dryer. 1914 01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:40,300 It's like you stepped out of the salon every time. 1915 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:43,825 Ha! If it makes your hair look like that, I wouldn't send it. 1916 01:06:43,869 --> 01:06:46,785 -How dare you? -How dare you?! 1917 01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:48,221 This is what I'm talking about! 1918 01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:53,879 We should put them both in the box and ship it. 1919 01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,533 Hoy,Romeo. 1920 01:06:55,576 --> 01:06:57,839 -OTHERS: Ooh. -There's Tala. 1921 01:06:57,883 --> 01:07:00,059 [excited murmuring] 1922 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:01,408 Pretty. 1923 01:07:01,452 --> 01:07:03,932 All right, guys, stop it. This is so embarrassing. 1924 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,066 -Hi. -Hi. 1925 01:07:09,242 --> 01:07:10,678 ALL: Hi, Tala. 1926 01:07:10,722 --> 01:07:12,115 Hi, everyone. 1927 01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:13,377 Hi. Happy Easter. 1928 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:14,813 -ALL: Happy Easter. -Hi. 1929 01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:16,728 -Happy Easter. -[lively chatter] 1930 01:07:17,511 --> 01:07:19,644 Oh, karaoke night! Fun. 1931 01:07:19,687 --> 01:07:20,819 You like to sing? 1932 01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,516 -Obviously. -[gasps] 1933 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,606 Maybe you two lovebirds can sing a duet later. 1934 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,868 -Mm. Hmm? -Uh... 1935 01:07:26,912 --> 01:07:28,783 Do you know "Islands in the Stream"? 1936 01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:31,786 That's my favorite. So romantic. [chuckles] 1937 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:36,878 ♪ And we'll rely on each other, ah ah ♪ 1938 01:07:36,922 --> 01:07:40,099 [harmonizing]: ♪ From one lover to another 1939 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:41,405 ♪ Ah ah. 1940 01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:42,710 Ooh! 1941 01:07:42,754 --> 01:07:43,929 I like that one. 1942 01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:45,104 -She's a keeper. -[fingers snapping] 1943 01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:46,410 -Yeah, thank you, Tita. -Mm. 1944 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:48,020 Well, what do we do? 1945 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,022 Uh, how 'bout I talk to my mom and you talk to your mom? 1946 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:53,069 No. How 'bout if I talk to your mom and you talk to my mom? 1947 01:07:53,112 --> 01:07:57,290 Or how 'bout you talk to your mom and you talk to my mom? 1948 01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,466 -What? -I don't want to talk to either of them, really. 1949 01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:00,946 -Me neither. -Okay. Well... 1950 01:08:00,989 --> 01:08:03,775 Hey. You guys are doing a really great job. 1951 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,429 Oh, thank you so much, Regina. 1952 01:08:05,472 --> 01:08:06,995 Yeah. 1953 01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:09,781 "Oh, thank you so much, Regina." 1954 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:11,435 You really think we're doing a good job? 1955 01:08:11,478 --> 01:08:12,436 -Yeah. -No. 1956 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:14,742 -Oh. -[grunts] 1957 01:08:14,786 --> 01:08:16,266 Fine. I'll do it. 1958 01:08:16,309 --> 01:08:17,615 Okay. 1959 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:19,269 Why'd you look at your watch? 1960 01:08:19,312 --> 01:08:20,748 I thought that's what we were doing. 1961 01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:23,011 No. God. 1962 01:08:23,751 --> 01:08:25,144 How you doing, Mom? 1963 01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:26,841 How do you think I'm doing, Joseph? 1964 01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:29,409 Mom, you know what I think would save the day? 1965 01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:30,628 This beautiful meal. 1966 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:31,846 Right? I mean, who could stay mad 1967 01:08:31,890 --> 01:08:33,413 with all this delicious dinner? 1968 01:08:33,457 --> 01:08:34,936 Look, it's incredible. 1969 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:36,547 Everyone's ready to eat, so let's go, Mom, seriously. 1970 01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,157 [shushes] Stop. 1971 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:41,726 You could eat it more if you came home more often. 1972 01:08:41,769 --> 01:08:43,162 Okay, Mom, stop riding me. 1973 01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:44,946 Every time I come here, you give me a guilt trip. 1974 01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:46,339 -Stop giving me a guilt trip. -Is that what you think? 1975 01:08:46,383 --> 01:08:49,168 -That I-I push you too hard? -No, Mom. 1976 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:51,170 I think you give me a guilt trip every time I come here. 1977 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,172 I did the best I could, Joseph. 1978 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,218 You know, it wasn't that easy for me. 1979 01:08:55,261 --> 01:08:56,393 I know that. 1980 01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:58,046 I'm just saying, you always give me crap 1981 01:08:58,090 --> 01:08:59,222 for not coming home. 1982 01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:00,136 That's it. 1983 01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:01,615 Is that why you ran off to L.A.? 1984 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:05,184 No, I went to L.A. to become a comic, Mom. You know... 1985 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:08,187 Maybe Teresa is right. Maybe I am a terrible mother. 1986 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:11,234 God. You're not a terrible mother. 1987 01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:13,845 -[dish slams loudly] -Uh-oh. 1988 01:09:13,888 --> 01:09:16,021 -Well, that's what my sister thinks. -Why? 1989 01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:17,936 -The bike, for one thing. -The bike? 1990 01:09:17,979 --> 01:09:20,373 Why? Because I broke both of my wrists? It happens. 1991 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,071 I mean, nowadays they'd probably call child services, but... 1992 01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:24,595 You had very bad balance. 1993 01:09:24,638 --> 01:09:26,640 Maybe you should've held on to me a little longer. 1994 01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:27,902 I did. 1995 01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:30,688 Goodbye. I'm leaving. 1996 01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:32,168 What? 1997 01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,734 I told you I was leaving early, so goodbye. 1998 01:09:33,778 --> 01:09:36,650 Tita Teresa, sit down at that table. 1999 01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:38,783 Let's eat. [chuckles] 2000 01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:41,873 Oh, so it's dinner and a show. Got it. 2001 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,135 EUGENE: You're not still vegan, are you? 2002 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,702 JOE: Okay, this looks delicious. 2003 01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:46,530 -TALA: God, I'm starving. -JOE: Happy Easter, everyone. 2004 01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:48,271 ALL: Happy Easter! 2005 01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:51,143 Okay, I sat at the table. Now I'm leaving. 2006 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,927 -EUGENE: Oh, my God. -Stay. 2007 01:09:53,754 --> 01:09:55,365 I'm about to say grace. 2008 01:09:57,018 --> 01:09:59,369 [quiet sighing, murmuring] 2009 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:01,197 [sighs] Heavenly Father, 2010 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,851 thank you for this beautiful food 2011 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,723 and, uh, this beautiful family. 2012 01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:08,029 Family is everything, so whatever it is 2013 01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:11,163 that you two got going on, bury it. 2014 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,947 -It's just not worth it. -[phone vibrates] 2015 01:10:14,819 --> 01:10:16,516 I mean, look at us all together. 2016 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,823 -Moments like these are few and far between. -[phone vibrates] 2017 01:10:21,739 --> 01:10:23,784 -So, uh... -Oh, my God. 2018 01:10:23,828 --> 01:10:25,264 ...let's enjoy it, right? 2019 01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:27,223 God, you're so full of shit, Dad. 2020 01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:29,834 -What? -Your agent sent you a ticket. 2021 01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:32,750 Just got a text from JetBlue, says you're ready to check in. 2022 01:10:32,793 --> 01:10:33,751 -Oh. -What? No. -[all murmuring] 2023 01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:34,969 No. No, no, no, no. 2024 01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:36,406 Is that true, Joseph? 2025 01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:38,408 [scoffs] I mean, sort of. 2026 01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:41,933 All this talk about family and being together-- 2027 01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:43,282 you're literally about to leave. 2028 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:45,284 JOE: Look, look, look, my agent sent me 2029 01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,286 a ticket to go down there to meet the head of the network. 2030 01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:49,419 -That's all. -Yeah, and then what was I supposed to do? 2031 01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:50,681 Just drive home alone? 2032 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,900 You were just gonna leave me here by myself? 2033 01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:54,772 You always have something more important. 2034 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:57,122 I've been taking photos of this family all day, 2035 01:10:57,165 --> 01:10:58,906 and you know what? You're not in any of them. 2036 01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:01,735 Screw it. Tala, let's go. 2037 01:11:01,779 --> 01:11:04,999 Uh, we don't talk like that to our parents up here, bro. 2038 01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:09,003 -[sighs] -I'll talk to him. 2039 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:11,005 Sorry, everyone. 2040 01:11:11,049 --> 01:11:12,746 I can't believe you were going to leave my dinner. 2041 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:15,532 -[sighs] -[ringtone playing] 2042 01:11:15,575 --> 01:11:16,750 NICK: Shalom, Joe. 2043 01:11:16,794 --> 01:11:18,578 Nick, I can't talk right now, okay? 2044 01:11:19,492 --> 01:11:22,016 -Does anybody want to be here? -Yeah. -Yeah. 2045 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,322 [all murmuring] 2046 01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:25,803 No. I told you I didn't want to be here. 2047 01:11:25,846 --> 01:11:27,457 [Tala scoffs] 2048 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,329 What, are you gonna walk all the way back to Beverly Hills? 2049 01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:32,070 You know, I got to be honest here. 2050 01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:34,464 You're acting like a straight-up baby right now. 2051 01:11:34,507 --> 01:11:37,510 You want to know why you didn't get any pictures of your dad? 2052 01:11:37,554 --> 01:11:40,252 It's 'cause he was busting his ass for you today. 2053 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,819 What was the photography assignment 2054 01:11:41,862 --> 01:11:43,995 from that rich school he's hustling so hard to pay for? 2055 01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:45,866 -Perspective. -Perspective, yeah. 2056 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:47,738 Why don't you try someone else's for once? 2057 01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:49,479 [sighs] 2058 01:11:49,522 --> 01:11:51,350 Look, I'm gonna head home and hang out with my mom, 2059 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,178 who-- funny story-- is single because my dad left 2060 01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:54,658 when I was in the third grade. 2061 01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:56,050 Like, actually left. 2062 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:58,096 Not left a dinner or missed a school play, 2063 01:11:58,139 --> 01:11:59,837 but he left and he didn't look back. 2064 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,795 [sighs] 2065 01:12:01,839 --> 01:12:04,581 So, yeah. Perspective. 2066 01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:06,234 Tala... 2067 01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:10,717 Mom, I'm trying to get a job, okay? 2068 01:12:10,761 --> 01:12:12,197 I told you it was a bad weekend, 2069 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,330 but you just kept calling and calling and calling. 2070 01:12:14,373 --> 01:12:17,028 It's Easter Sunday, Joseph. 2071 01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:18,334 And the guilt. 2072 01:12:18,377 --> 01:12:20,031 You always lay on the guilt. 2073 01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,380 [imitating Susan]: "Joseph, it's Easter Sunday. 2074 01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:23,164 "Are you coming for Easter Sunday? 2075 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:25,863 "Tell me you're coming for Easter Sunday, Joseph. 2076 01:12:25,906 --> 01:12:27,430 Are you coming?" 2077 01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:28,474 You know what? 2078 01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:30,302 I'm sorry if I'm such a bad mother, 2079 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,913 but maybe you're not such a good father either. 2080 01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,611 -[others gasping, murmuring] -Wha... 2081 01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:36,874 -Mom! -[groans] -What is wrong with you? 2082 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,179 JOE: I'm trying to be a good father. 2083 01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:40,051 That's why I wanted this TV show, 2084 01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:41,792 so I can pay my bills. 2085 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:43,097 But guess what. 2086 01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:45,665 I didn't get it. 2087 01:12:45,709 --> 01:12:47,319 -[others murmuring] -You didn't got that? 2088 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,452 -No, I thought you got that. -JOE: No. 2089 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:52,237 So that's why I was trying to get to L.A., to salvage it. 2090 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,326 You lied to us, Joseph? 2091 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,764 I'm just trying to do the best that I can, Mom. 2092 01:12:57,808 --> 01:13:00,332 Well, I don't know anything about the acting thing, 2093 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:04,945 but with all due respect, Tita Susan, Joe's a great father. 2094 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,600 And you're a great mother. 2095 01:13:08,819 --> 01:13:11,256 I don't know why you keep saying that you're not. 2096 01:13:11,299 --> 01:13:14,607 Because that's what she keeps telling me. 2097 01:13:14,651 --> 01:13:16,304 Tita Teresa, 2098 01:13:16,348 --> 01:13:18,829 did you tell my mom that she's a terrible mother? 2099 01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:21,222 -No. -SUSAN: Yes, you did. 2100 01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:23,442 -On the cruise. -I simply told you 2101 01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:25,879 that you push him so hard, that's why he moved to L.A. 2102 01:13:25,923 --> 01:13:27,315 Did I push you too hard? 2103 01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:30,057 Yeah, but that's what made me who I am. 2104 01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:31,145 Then what about the bike? 2105 01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,539 That was 35 years ago. I'm okay. 2106 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:36,586 -I am sorry about the bike. -[sighs] 2107 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,631 I knew you were hurt, and I kept yelling, 2108 01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,807 "Get back on the bike! Get back on the bike!" 2109 01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:44,376 We'd just come to this country, and I wanted you to fit in. 2110 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,641 All the kids already knew how to ride. 2111 01:13:48,685 --> 01:13:50,382 And your dad was gone. 2112 01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:54,081 And I just wanted to make sure 2113 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,475 that you could catch up to them. 2114 01:13:56,519 --> 01:14:00,044 Mom, I did catch up to those kids. 2115 01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:03,003 Want to know why? 'Cause I'm strong. 2116 01:14:03,047 --> 01:14:04,527 Because of you. 2117 01:14:05,615 --> 01:14:08,487 And when Dad left, you were alone. 2118 01:14:08,531 --> 01:14:11,272 You know? And you-you had to do whatever you could 2119 01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:12,970 to teach me how to ride that bike. 2120 01:14:13,013 --> 01:14:14,754 You were the only one that cared, Mom. 2121 01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:18,541 So you're not angry about the bike? 2122 01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:20,978 I can never be mad at you for that. 2123 01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:23,328 I love you for that. 2124 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:31,728 [sighs] 2125 01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:33,164 Aw. 2126 01:14:33,904 --> 01:14:35,383 I love you so much. 2127 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:38,865 I love you, too, Joseph. 2128 01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:40,476 [both laugh softly] 2129 01:14:43,043 --> 01:14:44,958 -[Teresa gasps] -I'm right and... 2130 01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:45,959 [overlapping chatter] 2131 01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:47,134 ...and you were wrong. 2132 01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:48,309 You apply pressure. 2133 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:50,050 [overlapping chatter continues] 2134 01:14:50,094 --> 01:14:51,530 Nobody taught me how to ride a bicycle. 2135 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,227 [overlapping chatter continues] 2136 01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,231 JOE [over speakers]: Ladies and gentlemen! 2137 01:14:57,275 --> 01:14:58,711 [chatter stops] 2138 01:14:58,755 --> 01:15:02,628 Sometimes words fail us, and we only have one choice. 2139 01:15:02,672 --> 01:15:05,631 That's why God gave Filipinos karaoke. 2140 01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:09,243 To quote everyone's favorite good boy right there, 2141 01:15:09,287 --> 01:15:11,028 "Family is mad complicated." 2142 01:15:11,071 --> 01:15:12,856 Especially ours. 2143 01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,335 -Yes. -You can say that again. -Preach. -That's the truth. 2144 01:15:14,379 --> 01:15:15,336 JOE: But what are we gonna do? 2145 01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:17,861 We're all we got, right? 2146 01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:18,862 -Yes. -Preach. 2147 01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:20,516 So let's get the... 2148 01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:23,475 ALL: Party started, baby! 2149 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,911 [Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling" playing] 2150 01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:26,391 -JOE: ♪ I got a feeling -[others whooping] 2151 01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:28,698 -Come on. -Let's go. 2152 01:15:28,741 --> 01:15:31,265 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 2153 01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:32,702 Come on, Mom. 2154 01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:35,095 JOE and SUSAN: ♪ Tonight's gonna be 2155 01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:36,575 ♪ A good night 2156 01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:40,579 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night ♪ 2157 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:43,321 -♪ Feeling -♪ Yoo-hoo 2158 01:15:43,364 --> 01:15:47,499 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 2159 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,676 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 2160 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:55,507 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night ♪ 2161 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,465 ♪ Tonight's the night 2162 01:15:57,509 --> 01:15:59,772 ♪ Let's live it up 2163 01:15:59,816 --> 01:16:01,165 ♪ I got my money 2164 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:03,341 ♪ Let's spend it up 2165 01:16:03,384 --> 01:16:05,082 ♪ Go out and smash it 2166 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:07,345 -♪ Like "Oh, my God" -♪ Oh, my God 2167 01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:11,610 ♪ Jump out that sofa, let's kick it off ♪ 2168 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:13,873 -♪ I know that we'll have a ball ♪ -[laughter, murmuring] 2169 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:17,050 ♪ Get down and go out and just lose it all ♪ 2170 01:16:17,094 --> 01:16:20,924 ♪ I feel stressed out, I want to let it go ♪ 2171 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:23,491 ♪ Let's go way out, spaced out 2172 01:16:23,535 --> 01:16:25,711 ♪ Losing all control 2173 01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:27,670 ♪ Here we come, here we go 2174 01:16:27,713 --> 01:16:30,063 ♪ We got to rock, rock, rock, rock, rock ♪ 2175 01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:31,761 ♪ Easy come, easy go 2176 01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:33,589 ♪ Now we on top, top, top, top, top ♪ 2177 01:16:33,632 --> 01:16:36,374 ♪ Feel the shot, body rock, rock, rock, rock, rock ♪ 2178 01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,941 ♪ Round and round, up and down 2179 01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:40,204 ♪ Around the clock, clock, clock, clock, clock ♪ 2180 01:16:40,247 --> 01:16:41,292 ♪ I got a feeling 2181 01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:43,250 ♪ Yoo-hoo 2182 01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:46,950 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 2183 01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:50,518 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 2184 01:16:50,562 --> 01:16:53,565 ♪ That tonight's gonna be 2185 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,307 -♪ A good, good night -[music ends] 2186 01:16:56,350 --> 01:17:01,834 [harmonizing]: ♪ Yoo-hoo. 2187 01:17:01,878 --> 01:17:04,054 [cheering, laughter, excited chatter] 2188 01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:06,186 Yeah! 2189 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:07,492 Yes. 2190 01:17:07,535 --> 01:17:09,799 -[whooping] -That was hecka fire! 2191 01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:12,323 -[excited chatter] -[fanfare plays over TV] 2192 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:15,195 Hey, hey, hey, guys. The score, the score, the score, you guys. 2193 01:17:15,979 --> 01:17:17,197 [sad music plays] 2194 01:17:17,241 --> 01:17:19,460 -87? -What?! -Come on! -[groaning] 2195 01:17:19,504 --> 01:17:20,984 That's because you were flat. 2196 01:17:21,027 --> 01:17:23,464 I was not flat. You came in late on the verse. 2197 01:17:23,508 --> 01:17:25,162 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was not late. 2198 01:17:25,205 --> 01:17:28,469 -I was not late. -[laughs] -[slow, rhythmic clapping] 2199 01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:33,170 DEV: Wow. 2200 01:17:33,213 --> 01:17:35,781 What a beautifully talented family. 2201 01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:38,610 Eugene, I'm offended I didn't get an invite. 2202 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,481 Who are those people? 2203 01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:43,354 Hey, guys. 2204 01:17:43,397 --> 01:17:44,964 Where is my money? 2205 01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:47,184 -We don't have it yet, but it's coming. -Oh. 2206 01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:48,489 You think I'm stupid. 2207 01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:50,013 Like I, like I have a stupid face. 2208 01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:51,971 Do I have a stupid face? 2209 01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:54,060 I-Is my face stupid? 2210 01:17:54,104 --> 01:17:55,845 I didn't think so. [stammers] 2211 01:17:55,888 --> 01:17:57,194 That. 2212 01:17:57,237 --> 01:17:59,370 [chuckles]: That is a stupid face. 2213 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:01,894 I'm only gonna ask you one more time. 2214 01:18:01,938 --> 01:18:03,287 Where is my money? 2215 01:18:03,330 --> 01:18:04,984 Can you give us an hour? 2216 01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:06,594 All right. 2217 01:18:06,638 --> 01:18:09,772 Well, guess we're gonna be here awhile, huh? [laughs] 2218 01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:15,081 Do you think I should apologize? 2219 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:16,430 Yes. 2220 01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:17,823 You could start by saying, "I'm sorry." 2221 01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:19,651 Or if you want to go a little deeper, 2222 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,566 -"I'm sorry for being a little bitch." -[chuckles] 2223 01:18:21,609 --> 01:18:23,611 Um, thanks for coming with me tonight. 2224 01:18:23,655 --> 01:18:25,875 I don't know what I would've done if you weren't here. 2225 01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:28,442 Yeah. I mean, Filipino families fight a lot, 2226 01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:30,401 but we love a lot, too. 2227 01:18:30,444 --> 01:18:31,881 -Like halo-halo, remember? -Yeah. Right. 2228 01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:33,534 -Yeah. -Yeah, I mean, you're kind of 2229 01:18:33,578 --> 01:18:35,014 like my Daly City spirit guide. 2230 01:18:35,058 --> 01:18:36,494 [chuckles] 2231 01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:39,540 [both chuckle softly] 2232 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,630 ♪ 2233 01:18:45,155 --> 01:18:47,070 -Oh, no. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2234 01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:48,636 No. Look. 2235 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,510 [hushed]: We have to call the police. 2236 01:18:52,553 --> 01:18:56,166 DEV: So, Joe, I just got an interesting phone call. 2237 01:18:56,209 --> 01:18:59,430 You want to tell me where this $40,000 is coming from? 2238 01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:01,084 Why does that even matter? 2239 01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:03,564 Oh, I don't know. 2240 01:19:03,608 --> 01:19:05,436 -[exclaiming, murmuring] -JOE: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 2241 01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:07,003 No need for that. The-the money's coming. 2242 01:19:07,046 --> 01:19:10,136 Oh, I know where the money's coming from, Hollywood. 2243 01:19:10,876 --> 01:19:12,660 -[screaming] -[Dev laughs] 2244 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,750 Pick that up, Ramone. 2245 01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:17,796 Did you really think you could steal my Manny Pacquiao gloves, 2246 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,103 sell them, pay me with the cash, 2247 01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:22,061 and I wouldn't find out, Joseph? 2248 01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:24,672 They're not your gloves. You stole them first. 2249 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:25,804 Shut up! 2250 01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:28,241 Ay! Stop shooting at my Joseph! 2251 01:19:28,285 --> 01:19:31,636 So, we're gonna need to come up with another solution. 2252 01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,246 You have any ideas? 2253 01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,508 We have to do something. 2254 01:19:34,552 --> 01:19:36,119 We can't just sit around here waiting. 2255 01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:38,121 He's right. 2256 01:19:38,164 --> 01:19:39,731 Come join us inside. 2257 01:19:45,650 --> 01:19:47,260 Can anybody explain to me 2258 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:49,959 what kind of shitty economic model Hollywood is running on 2259 01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:53,484 that a successful actor, with a catchphrase, 2260 01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:56,182 can't scrape together a measly 40 grand? 2261 01:19:56,226 --> 01:19:59,838 I mean, you're the star of your own goddamn TV show. 2262 01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:00,970 No. 2263 01:20:01,013 --> 01:20:03,015 Don't be humble. That's not what I heard. 2264 01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:04,451 It's not happening. 2265 01:20:04,495 --> 01:20:05,670 So you auditioned and you didn't get it? 2266 01:20:05,713 --> 01:20:06,845 But you told everyone you did. 2267 01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:10,457 [laughing]: Oh, my God. 2268 01:20:10,501 --> 01:20:12,851 Joe, you're such a loser! 2269 01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:15,114 -Shut the hell up! -Junior, no! 2270 01:20:15,158 --> 01:20:16,724 [shouting, yelling] 2271 01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:20,859 Now you pissed me off! 2272 01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:24,080 -And I'm gonna take each and every... -Dev. Dev, look. 2273 01:20:26,256 --> 01:20:27,561 DEV: Well, well, well. 2274 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:29,520 What do we have here? 2275 01:20:29,563 --> 01:20:31,043 It's $10,000. 2276 01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:32,871 It's mine, but you can have it. Just leave us alone. 2277 01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:35,569 I told you baby Jesus would save you one day. 2278 01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:40,313 It's very sweet, Tita, but you're 30 grand short. 2279 01:20:40,357 --> 01:20:41,575 -Hypetruck! -Hypetruck. 2280 01:20:45,231 --> 01:20:46,363 Here's $5,000. 2281 01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:47,668 Now you have 15. 2282 01:20:47,712 --> 01:20:49,105 DEV: God, I love Filipino ladies. 2283 01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:50,758 Just have money hidden everywhere. 2284 01:20:50,802 --> 01:20:53,718 I just went to the bank. Here's $400. 2285 01:20:53,761 --> 01:20:55,502 TERESA: I also just went to the bank. 2286 01:20:55,546 --> 01:20:56,721 Here's $500. 2287 01:20:56,764 --> 01:20:57,896 SUSAN: Here are my ATM cards. 2288 01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:00,899 Whatever I have is yours. Just go. 2289 01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:02,335 How many bank accounts do you have? 2290 01:21:02,379 --> 01:21:03,989 My family survived the Japanese, 2291 01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:06,209 the Americans and the Bitcoin bubble. 2292 01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:08,472 I don't put my money in just one place. 2293 01:21:09,168 --> 01:21:12,084 Here's my credit union card. Zero monthly fees. 2294 01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:14,347 This is some fiscally responsible shit. 2295 01:21:14,391 --> 01:21:16,393 And here's my Pinkberry card. 2296 01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:18,177 One punch away from a free yogurt. 2297 01:21:18,221 --> 01:21:20,614 And what do you expect me to do with all these cards, huh? 2298 01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:22,051 Memorize 40 PIN numbers? 2299 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:23,879 My PIN number is 1217. 2300 01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:25,663 -Oh, also is mine. -YVONNE: Oh, ours-- Mine, also. 2301 01:21:25,706 --> 01:21:27,056 -Mine, too. -Mine, also. -So is mine. -Mine. 2302 01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:28,971 Why do you all have the same PIN number? 2303 01:21:29,014 --> 01:21:32,061 ALL: It's Manny Pacquiao's birthday. 2304 01:21:32,104 --> 01:21:34,541 Oh. Right. 2305 01:21:34,585 --> 01:21:36,413 The guy who couldn't beat Mayweather. 2306 01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:38,632 [angry shouting] 2307 01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:41,461 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 2308 01:21:41,505 --> 01:21:42,723 Hey, hey, hey! 2309 01:21:42,767 --> 01:21:44,943 -Hey, shut up! -[shouting stops] 2310 01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:46,466 Shut up! 2311 01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:49,861 Numbers, where are we at? 2312 01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:53,473 15,900 in cash, plus whatever these hold. 2313 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:55,606 Still short. 2314 01:21:55,649 --> 01:22:00,219 So I guess I'll just have to take 2315 01:22:00,263 --> 01:22:01,612 -this! -[others gasping] 2316 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:02,874 Let go of him, Dev! 2317 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,441 DEV: Give me the gloves and the cash, 2318 01:22:04,484 --> 01:22:05,964 and you'll get this piece of shit back. 2319 01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:06,965 Come on. 2320 01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:08,010 [sighs] Dev. 2321 01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:10,055 Uh-uh-uh. 2322 01:22:10,099 --> 01:22:11,927 [talking quietly] 2323 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,233 [quietly]: Are you packing? 2324 01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:15,278 Always. 2325 01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:16,453 I need a distraction. 2326 01:22:16,496 --> 01:22:18,629 I thought you'd never ask. 2327 01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:21,414 [speaks Filipino] 2328 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:23,982 Which one of you shitheads wants to see my blades, huh? 2329 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,331 Come on. 2330 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:26,811 -Hey, hey, hey! -[Arthur shouts indistinctly] 2331 01:22:26,854 --> 01:22:28,987 -[grunting] -[others murmuring] 2332 01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,293 Stop. 2333 01:22:30,336 --> 01:22:32,295 [chatter continues] 2334 01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:34,601 ♪ 2335 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:42,131 -[shouting] -RAMONE: Hey! Hey! 2336 01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,699 Open the door. 2337 01:22:45,743 --> 01:22:47,658 Hey, Dev, want your gloves back? 2338 01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:49,790 This is for Manny. 2339 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:51,923 [groans] 2340 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,490 Sick. 2341 01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:55,013 [panting] 2342 01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:56,667 Nice punch, Dad. 2343 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,235 [murmuring] 2344 01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:01,237 Am I dead? Did I die? 2345 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:05,023 And new middleweight champion of the world! 2346 01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:06,894 -[cheering] -[sirens wailing] 2347 01:23:11,464 --> 01:23:12,639 [laughter] 2348 01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:14,337 [whoops] 2349 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:15,686 Joseph. 2350 01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:16,904 You did it! 2351 01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:18,428 OFFICER: Move, move, move! 2352 01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:20,734 [laughter and chatter continue] 2353 01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:30,657 [grunting] 2354 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:32,442 What the hell is going on here? 2355 01:23:32,485 --> 01:23:33,965 That's Dev Deluxe. 2356 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,358 He stole Manny Pacquiao's gloves, 2357 01:23:35,401 --> 01:23:37,577 and I got them back. Here. 2358 01:23:37,621 --> 01:23:39,710 -You knocked him out? -Yeah. 2359 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:41,581 Is that supposed to turn me on? 2360 01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:44,106 [laughs]: I'm just kidding. 2361 01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:45,498 'Cause it does. 2362 01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:47,892 Hey, Tita Susan! Remember me? 2363 01:23:47,935 --> 01:23:49,763 Yes. Hello, Vanessa. 2364 01:23:49,807 --> 01:23:52,114 She's not good for my Joseph. 2365 01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:53,506 I heard that. 2366 01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:55,117 You know I'm the police now. 2367 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,423 You better watch your little snide comments. 2368 01:23:57,467 --> 01:23:58,946 I know where you live. 2369 01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:00,557 Okay, why do you do that all the time? 2370 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,558 'Cause it's fun. 2371 01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:02,950 She overacting, man. 2372 01:24:02,994 --> 01:24:04,256 Yeah, she does overact. 2373 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:05,649 -Mm-hmm. -Oh, man. 2374 01:24:05,692 --> 01:24:07,564 You know, I-I just want to apologize 2375 01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:09,261 about that whole Molly-volleyball thing. 2376 01:24:09,305 --> 01:24:11,002 -That wasn't right. -No, it wasn't. 2377 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,612 And I just remember how much fun we used to have 2378 01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:13,831 back in the day, and I thought maybe 2379 01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:15,224 next time I'm out here, let's-- 2380 01:24:15,267 --> 01:24:16,703 I don't know-- let's grab some coffee or... 2381 01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:18,183 Did somebody punch you in the head? 2382 01:24:18,227 --> 01:24:20,316 -Um... -Maybe you got donkey-punched. 2383 01:24:20,359 --> 01:24:22,405 'Cause I don't know why you would think it would be cool 2384 01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:25,495 for me to go anywhere with you after the way you treated me. 2385 01:24:25,538 --> 01:24:26,931 With your bald head 2386 01:24:26,974 --> 01:24:29,890 and your pit bull, wandering, glossy-ass eyes. 2387 01:24:29,934 --> 01:24:32,719 And you still driving that raggedy-ass car. 2388 01:24:32,763 --> 01:24:33,981 Yeah. 2389 01:24:34,025 --> 01:24:36,332 But you can go ahead and email me. 2390 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:38,073 -It's pretty much the same. -Okay. 2391 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:41,380 Just take the "AOL" off and add "dalycity.gov." 2392 01:24:41,424 --> 01:24:43,034 So, "thatbitchnessa..." 2393 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:44,514 BOTH: "@dalycity.gov." 2394 01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:46,124 -Got it. -Okay? 2395 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:48,170 Okay. Nessa. 2396 01:24:49,475 --> 01:24:51,173 You're still beautiful. 2397 01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:53,000 I know. 2398 01:24:53,784 --> 01:24:55,307 -Nessa. -What? 2399 01:24:55,351 --> 01:24:57,614 Can you wear that outfit when we go get coffee? 2400 01:24:57,657 --> 01:25:01,922 What, you think you Lil Wayne or something? [scoffs] 2401 01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:04,229 Get your bucket head in the car! 2402 01:25:04,273 --> 01:25:06,318 ♪ 2403 01:25:09,365 --> 01:25:10,931 [sighs] 2404 01:25:10,975 --> 01:25:14,152 Yeah, those gloves are way too hot. 2405 01:25:17,286 --> 01:25:18,722 Junior! 2406 01:25:18,765 --> 01:25:20,115 [excited chatter] 2407 01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:22,291 -You're okay? -I was so worried. 2408 01:25:22,334 --> 01:25:23,640 Hey! There he is! 2409 01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:24,815 [all cheering, laughing] 2410 01:25:24,858 --> 01:25:26,773 [grunting] 2411 01:25:26,817 --> 01:25:29,211 JOE: Is everyone okay up here? 2412 01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:30,168 That was a lot. 2413 01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,822 [excited chatter continues] 2414 01:25:31,865 --> 01:25:33,040 NICK [over phone]: Joe? 2415 01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:34,999 Joe, can you hear me? 2416 01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:37,175 Who-Who's that? Who's that? 2417 01:25:37,219 --> 01:25:38,307 Nick. Wait. 2418 01:25:38,350 --> 01:25:40,396 -Hey. Hey. -We're still on, buddy. 2419 01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:41,658 Nice. 2420 01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:44,139 -Joe, are you all right? -[panting]: Yeah. 2421 01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,663 This whole day has been a little overwhelming. 2422 01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:48,491 I'm sad you didn't make it tonight. 2423 01:25:48,534 --> 01:25:50,014 I wanted to get to know you. 2424 01:25:50,057 --> 01:25:51,972 [slurring, panting]: Okay. You know? 2425 01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:54,758 That's my family. You know? 2426 01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,803 And, uh, maybe we should, uh, cancel 2427 01:25:56,847 --> 01:26:00,024 those JetBlue reservations, 'cause, uh... 2428 01:26:00,067 --> 01:26:02,200 Call my agent, call my agent 2429 01:26:02,244 --> 01:26:04,507 and, uh, maybe tell him that, uh, Kyle... 2430 01:26:04,550 --> 01:26:05,769 Kyle made it a little weird. 2431 01:26:05,812 --> 01:26:07,162 I pay for private school. 2432 01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:08,467 -[all gasping] -JUNIOR: Dad! 2433 01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:13,951 -REGINA: Joe? Joe. -[monitor beeping steadily] 2434 01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:16,388 Can you open your eyes, Joe? 2435 01:26:16,432 --> 01:26:18,564 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Dr. Jones to radiology. 2436 01:26:18,608 --> 01:26:20,262 Dr. Jones to radiology. 2437 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,046 Hey. 2438 01:26:22,089 --> 01:26:23,134 [groans] 2439 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,919 How you feeling? You okay? 2440 01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:28,574 Where am I? 2441 01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:30,750 I'll give you one guess. 2442 01:26:30,794 --> 01:26:33,275 -[chuckles] Hi. -Hi. 2443 01:26:33,318 --> 01:26:34,928 Mm. 2444 01:26:34,972 --> 01:26:36,713 We thought you were having a heart attack. 2445 01:26:36,756 --> 01:26:38,062 No such luck. 2446 01:26:38,105 --> 01:26:39,977 -[chuckles] -It was just a panic attack. 2447 01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:42,240 You've been under some stress lately, huh? 2448 01:26:43,110 --> 01:26:44,764 Where's Junior? Is he okay? 2449 01:26:44,808 --> 01:26:46,723 I'll go get him. 2450 01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:49,029 He's right outside. 2451 01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:54,252 Dad, are you okay? 2452 01:26:54,296 --> 01:26:56,385 I'm fine. Aw. 2453 01:26:56,428 --> 01:26:57,429 I'm fine. 2454 01:26:57,473 --> 01:26:58,952 As long as you're fine, I'm fine. 2455 01:26:58,996 --> 01:27:00,519 -I was so worried about you. -[chuckles] 2456 01:27:00,563 --> 01:27:02,260 I'm good. I'm good. 2457 01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,131 JUNIOR: You know, listen, I... 2458 01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:06,133 I was acting like a straight-up baby earlier, 2459 01:27:06,177 --> 01:27:07,657 and I see that now. 2460 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:10,399 I-I mean, Tala helped me see that. 2461 01:27:10,442 --> 01:27:12,052 And, so, I'm sorry. 2462 01:27:12,096 --> 01:27:14,054 You don't have to be sorry for anything. 2463 01:27:14,098 --> 01:27:15,752 I'm sorry. And I want to be around more. 2464 01:27:15,795 --> 01:27:17,101 I missed way too much. 2465 01:27:17,144 --> 01:27:19,582 Did you hit your head when you fell? 2466 01:27:19,625 --> 01:27:20,931 No, I mean it. 2467 01:27:20,974 --> 01:27:23,412 Like, you're about to go to college. 2468 01:27:23,455 --> 01:27:24,587 Well, maybe. 2469 01:27:24,630 --> 01:27:25,936 Depends on your grades, 2470 01:27:25,979 --> 01:27:27,459 which kind of suck at the moment, but... 2471 01:27:27,503 --> 01:27:28,895 Yeah, we just need 2472 01:27:28,939 --> 01:27:31,028 to spend more time together while we can. 2473 01:27:31,071 --> 01:27:32,421 That's all that matters. 2474 01:27:32,464 --> 01:27:34,945 I'm sorry you didn't get the show, Dad. 2475 01:27:34,988 --> 01:27:36,599 -You deserved it. -Mm. 2476 01:27:36,642 --> 01:27:38,601 Something else will come along. 2477 01:27:38,644 --> 01:27:40,167 Honestly, it was worth it. 2478 01:27:40,211 --> 01:27:42,082 Got to spend time with you and the family. 2479 01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,736 [Joe chuckles] 2480 01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,347 [sighs] 2481 01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:48,219 You know, besides us almost getting shot 2482 01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:51,353 and you collapsing, today was, like, the best day ever. 2483 01:27:51,396 --> 01:27:52,876 -[laughs] -MANNY: Knock, knock. Who's there? 2484 01:27:52,919 --> 01:27:54,312 -Who's there? -JOE: Hey. 2485 01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:55,966 -Are you okay? -[overlapping chatter] 2486 01:27:56,009 --> 01:27:57,837 -Joseph. -Oh. 2487 01:27:57,881 --> 01:28:00,318 -Aw. [chuckles] -Aw. 2488 01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:01,798 Okay, so are you guys good now? 2489 01:28:01,841 --> 01:28:04,191 -Yes. Thanks to you. -Mm-hmm. 2490 01:28:04,235 --> 01:28:05,802 SUSAN: I love you, Joseph. 2491 01:28:05,845 --> 01:28:07,325 You're such a good boy. 2492 01:28:07,369 --> 01:28:09,458 -I'm so proud of you. -Aw. 2493 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:10,981 We all are. 2494 01:28:11,024 --> 01:28:13,418 I'm sorry about the TV show, you guys. [sighs] 2495 01:28:13,462 --> 01:28:14,854 I should've been honest. 2496 01:28:15,725 --> 01:28:17,944 Hey, Kuya, your phone rang, so I answered it. 2497 01:28:17,988 --> 01:28:20,773 Oh. Yeah. 2498 01:28:20,817 --> 01:28:21,818 Joe, are you okay? 2499 01:28:21,861 --> 01:28:24,255 Yeah, I'm okay. Hi? 2500 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,344 I hear you're at the hospital, so I'll make this quick. 2501 01:28:26,388 --> 01:28:29,129 We're not interested in you for Great Scottanymore. 2502 01:28:29,173 --> 01:28:31,349 [sighs] Yeah, I-I know. I-I kind of figured that. 2503 01:28:31,393 --> 01:28:35,179 Because we want to create a show about you and your family. 2504 01:28:35,222 --> 01:28:40,663 The Joe Valencia Show starring Joe Valencia. 2505 01:28:40,706 --> 01:28:42,186 [all gasping] 2506 01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:44,188 -Wait. What? -What? -What? 2507 01:28:44,231 --> 01:28:46,103 You left us on FaceTime, and we heard everything. 2508 01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:47,365 The dinner, 2509 01:28:47,409 --> 01:28:48,975 -the fight, the song, -[laughing] 2510 01:28:49,019 --> 01:28:51,456 the crazy, crazy love that is your family. 2511 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:54,459 And that's the show we want to make. 2512 01:28:54,503 --> 01:28:56,548 So, what do you say? 2513 01:28:56,592 --> 01:28:58,637 Are you kidding? Yeah! 2514 01:28:58,681 --> 01:29:01,205 [cheering, excited chatter] 2515 01:29:01,248 --> 01:29:02,728 ["Up the Mood" by Koncept playing] 2516 01:29:02,772 --> 01:29:05,383 Make sure I'm the prettiest. 2517 01:29:05,427 --> 01:29:07,385 ♪ You spin the records, we crush the groove ♪ 2518 01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:09,213 ♪ Two heels click, then bust a move... ♪ 2519 01:29:09,256 --> 01:29:10,562 [imitating Eugene]: Oh, come on, Kuya. 2520 01:29:10,606 --> 01:29:11,868 It's a great idea. 2521 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,696 Okay, explain it to me again, Eugene. 2522 01:29:13,739 --> 01:29:15,132 It's a hypetruck. 2523 01:29:15,175 --> 01:29:17,221 -[fingers snap] -Hypetruck! 2524 01:29:17,264 --> 01:29:18,788 WOMAN: Joseph! 2525 01:29:18,831 --> 01:29:20,180 BOTH: Uh-oh. 2526 01:29:20,224 --> 01:29:22,008 Joseph, what have you been doing in here? 2527 01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:23,140 Come help in the kitchen. 2528 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:24,228 SUSAN: Cut! 2529 01:29:24,271 --> 01:29:26,448 Cut! Cut! Cut! Hoy! 2530 01:29:26,491 --> 01:29:27,710 -[soundstage bell rings] -[speaks Filipino] 2531 01:29:27,753 --> 01:29:29,320 I don't sound like that. 2532 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,757 -She sounds spot-on to me. -[laughter] 2533 01:29:31,801 --> 01:29:33,890 -Mom! -What? 2534 01:29:33,933 --> 01:29:35,195 Hey, Lou Phillips, uh, I just got 2535 01:29:35,239 --> 01:29:36,458 -a quick acting note for you. -No. 2536 01:29:36,501 --> 01:29:37,676 And don't call me "Lou Phillips." 2537 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,069 You got to say "Diamond." 2538 01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:41,332 -No, but this is our thing. -No, it's not. 2539 01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:42,768 Well, I wouldn't do the snaps 2540 01:29:42,812 --> 01:29:44,161 and a little bit more from the diaphragm. 2541 01:29:44,204 --> 01:29:45,554 So it'll be like, "Hypetruck!" 2542 01:29:45,597 --> 01:29:46,903 Hypetruck! Is that it? 2543 01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:48,992 -JOE and EUGENE: Yeah. -Yeah? 2544 01:29:49,035 --> 01:29:50,559 -JOE and EUGENE: No. -Oh. 2545 01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,256 SUSAN: Joseph, I come all the way down to L.A., 2546 01:29:52,299 --> 01:29:54,258 and still you don't want to spend time with me. 2547 01:29:54,301 --> 01:29:56,565 I'm trying to work, Mom. Look. 2548 01:29:56,608 --> 01:29:58,218 Please get off the set. 2549 01:29:58,262 --> 01:29:59,481 -Nick! -NICK: Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Antonio. 2550 01:29:59,524 --> 01:30:01,265 I'm going over Mulholland. Got to go. 2551 01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:02,745 Yeah, oh, I'm gonna lose you. Bye. [inhales sharply] 2552 01:30:02,788 --> 01:30:03,920 What's up, buddy? 2553 01:30:03,963 --> 01:30:05,617 Can you do something about this? 2554 01:30:08,011 --> 01:30:10,709 Yeah, I don't want any piece of that. 2555 01:30:10,753 --> 01:30:12,102 Where the hell is security? 2556 01:30:12,145 --> 01:30:13,712 SUSAN: I already told Jamie that you need 2557 01:30:13,756 --> 01:30:15,148 -extra time off for Christmas. -Why would you do that? 2558 01:30:15,192 --> 01:30:16,498 You're coming home for Christmas... 2559 01:30:16,541 --> 01:30:18,325 Can you please get these people off the set? 2560 01:30:18,369 --> 01:30:19,675 -JOE: Why are you guys on the set? -I'll get right on it. 2561 01:30:19,718 --> 01:30:21,111 Joseph, you're coming home for Christmas. 2562 01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:22,329 Okay, everybody, back to your seats. 2563 01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,722 -Watch it, Arthur! -Except her. 2564 01:30:23,766 --> 01:30:25,942 -She does what she wants. -What is going on? 2565 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:27,422 I'm not doing anything wrong. 2566 01:30:27,465 --> 01:30:29,293 -I'm just trying to help, Joseph. -Oh, my God, Mom. 2567 01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:31,034 You need to get some sleep. 2568 01:30:31,077 --> 01:30:32,949 Why do they start so early? 2569 01:30:32,992 --> 01:30:34,429 Did you eat breakfast today? 2570 01:30:34,472 --> 01:30:36,300 So what do you think about Christmas? 2571 01:30:36,343 --> 01:30:37,475 You're coming home, right? 2572 01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:39,346 Or are you too big of a star? 2573 01:30:39,390 --> 01:30:41,348 ♪ Got a real good feeling this will up the mood ♪ 2574 01:30:41,392 --> 01:30:43,481 ♪ You spin the records, we crush the groove ♪ 2575 01:30:43,525 --> 01:30:45,657 ♪ Two heels click, then bust a move ♪ 2576 01:30:45,701 --> 01:30:47,529 ♪ Boogie on down like it's nothing new ♪ 2577 01:30:47,572 --> 01:30:49,792 ♪ Got a real good feeling this will up the ♪ 2578 01:30:49,835 --> 01:30:51,446 ♪ Mood. 2579 01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:57,060 -[clapboard claps] -Get the hell out the car! 2580 01:30:57,103 --> 01:30:59,671 Get out of the car! Everybody, get out! 2581 01:31:02,674 --> 01:31:04,371 [car doors close] 2582 01:31:05,764 --> 01:31:07,331 -Get out! -We're out. 2583 01:31:07,374 --> 01:31:09,333 -We can't get any more out than this. -Okay. 2584 01:31:09,376 --> 01:31:10,987 -DIRECTOR: And cut, cut, cut. -[laughter] 2585 01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:13,250 ♪ 2586 01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:27,656 [song ends] 2587 01:31:27,699 --> 01:31:31,181 ["Party with Me" by F.F. Fresh playing] 2588 01:31:35,968 --> 01:31:37,970 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2589 01:31:38,014 --> 01:31:40,059 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2590 01:31:40,103 --> 01:31:42,322 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2591 01:31:42,366 --> 01:31:44,455 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2592 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,283 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2593 01:31:46,326 --> 01:31:48,546 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2594 01:31:48,590 --> 01:31:50,548 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2595 01:31:50,592 --> 01:31:52,550 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2596 01:31:52,594 --> 01:31:54,639 ♪ Gather round 'cause the king is on the throne ♪ 2597 01:31:54,683 --> 01:31:56,554 ♪ A brand-new car and a fancy new home ♪ 2598 01:31:56,598 --> 01:31:58,643 ♪ With all that going on, try not to do wrong ♪ 2599 01:31:58,687 --> 01:32:00,819 ♪ But it's kind of hard with all the honeys on my phone ♪ 2600 01:32:00,863 --> 01:32:03,300 ♪ The sound of the song makes you move your feet around ♪ 2601 01:32:03,343 --> 01:32:05,345 ♪ Block party in the streets all up and down ♪ 2602 01:32:05,389 --> 01:32:06,869 ♪ And I'm the kid just rocking the crowd ♪ 2603 01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:09,349 ♪ Got these other emcees jocking my style ♪ 2604 01:32:09,393 --> 01:32:11,482 ♪ High off life, no dope 'cause I'm no dope ♪ 2605 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,310 ♪ Just bright lights and velvet ropes ♪ 2606 01:32:13,353 --> 01:32:15,094 ♪ And, no, sir, I don't believe in violence ♪ 2607 01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:17,314 ♪ Spread love 'cause, don't you know, love is timeless ♪ 2608 01:32:17,357 --> 01:32:19,272 ♪ And we only got one life to live ♪ 2609 01:32:19,316 --> 01:32:21,579 ♪ So please be a role model to these kids ♪ 2610 01:32:21,623 --> 01:32:23,581 ♪ Stay in school, get your education ♪ 2611 01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:25,714 ♪ Then after that, we can have a celebration ♪ 2612 01:32:25,757 --> 01:32:27,759 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2613 01:32:27,803 --> 01:32:29,848 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2614 01:32:29,892 --> 01:32:32,068 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2615 01:32:32,111 --> 01:32:34,070 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2616 01:32:34,113 --> 01:32:36,072 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2617 01:32:36,115 --> 01:32:38,161 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2618 01:32:38,204 --> 01:32:40,424 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2619 01:32:40,467 --> 01:32:42,382 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2620 01:32:42,426 --> 01:32:44,210 ♪ Ladies in the house tonight 2621 01:32:44,254 --> 01:32:46,473 ♪ Let me see you just rock like this ♪ 2622 01:32:46,517 --> 01:32:48,345 ♪ Fellas in the house tonight 2623 01:32:48,388 --> 01:32:50,608 ♪ Let me see you just rock like this ♪ 2624 01:32:50,652 --> 01:32:52,436 ♪ Ladies in the house tonight 2625 01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:54,656 ♪ Let me see you just rock like this ♪ 2626 01:32:54,699 --> 01:32:56,614 ♪ Fellas in the house tonight 2627 01:32:56,658 --> 01:32:58,442 ♪ Let me see you just rock like this ♪ 2628 01:32:58,485 --> 01:33:00,662 ♪ Oh, my gosh, please help me if you can ♪ 2629 01:33:00,705 --> 01:33:02,751 ♪ All the girls in the world want to marry the man ♪ 2630 01:33:02,794 --> 01:33:04,796 ♪ Sorry, ma'am, but I must run along ♪ 2631 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,885 ♪ I'm still so young, can't be selfish with the charm ♪ 2632 01:33:06,929 --> 01:33:09,018 ♪ Come on, the hottest thing around town ♪ 2633 01:33:09,061 --> 01:33:11,411 ♪ Gold rings, gold watch, gold chains to the ground ♪ 2634 01:33:11,455 --> 01:33:13,457 ♪ All this match the gold crown on my head ♪ 2635 01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,633 ♪ Parents out of town so the party never ends ♪ 2636 01:33:15,677 --> 01:33:17,722 ♪ Tell a friend, come one, come all tonight ♪ 2637 01:33:17,766 --> 01:33:19,637 ♪ Leave the drama with your mama, no fights ♪ 2638 01:33:19,681 --> 01:33:21,770 ♪ Slide to the right, back down to the left again ♪ 2639 01:33:21,813 --> 01:33:23,902 ♪ Honey moving fast, got to catch my second wind ♪ 2640 01:33:23,946 --> 01:33:25,817 ♪ All the jams blasting in the basement ♪ 2641 01:33:25,861 --> 01:33:28,254 ♪ Much love to all the B-boys breaking ♪ 2642 01:33:28,298 --> 01:33:30,039 ♪ Hello to all honeys shaking 2643 01:33:30,082 --> 01:33:31,997 ♪ Tell your man that you found his replacement ♪ 2644 01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:34,043 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2645 01:33:34,086 --> 01:33:36,132 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2646 01:33:36,175 --> 01:33:38,351 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2647 01:33:38,395 --> 01:33:40,440 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2648 01:33:40,484 --> 01:33:42,268 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2649 01:33:42,312 --> 01:33:44,531 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2650 01:33:44,575 --> 01:33:46,577 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2651 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:49,188 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2652 01:33:50,102 --> 01:33:52,061 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo 2653 01:33:52,104 --> 01:33:54,150 ♪ How y'all doing out there? 2654 01:33:54,193 --> 01:33:55,934 ♪ This one right here 2655 01:33:55,978 --> 01:33:58,676 ♪ Is going out to all the fly fellas and fly chicks ♪ 2656 01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:01,331 ♪ In fly threads and fly kicks 2657 01:34:01,374 --> 01:34:03,028 ♪ Get your feet on the dance floor ♪ 2658 01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:05,161 ♪ We gon' do it something like this ♪ 2659 01:34:05,204 --> 01:34:07,163 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2660 01:34:07,206 --> 01:34:09,165 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2661 01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:11,428 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2662 01:34:11,471 --> 01:34:13,517 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2663 01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:15,345 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2664 01:34:15,388 --> 01:34:17,608 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2665 01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:19,654 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2666 01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:21,699 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2667 01:34:21,743 --> 01:34:23,832 ♪ High off life, no dope 'cause I'm no dope ♪ 2668 01:34:23,875 --> 01:34:25,703 ♪ Just bright lights and velvet ropes ♪ 2669 01:34:25,747 --> 01:34:27,705 ♪ And, no, sir, I don't believe in violence ♪ 2670 01:34:27,749 --> 01:34:29,707 ♪ Spread love 'cause, don't you know, love is timeless ♪ 2671 01:34:29,751 --> 01:34:31,709 ♪ And we only got one life to live ♪ 2672 01:34:31,753 --> 01:34:34,016 ♪ So please be a role model to these kids ♪ 2673 01:34:34,059 --> 01:34:36,018 ♪ Stay in school, get your education ♪ 2674 01:34:36,061 --> 01:34:38,194 ♪ Then after that, we can have a celebration ♪ 2675 01:34:38,237 --> 01:34:40,239 -♪ I wanna know -♪ Who came to party? 2676 01:34:40,283 --> 01:34:42,285 -♪ If you on the dance floor -♪ Who came to party? 2677 01:34:42,328 --> 01:34:44,548 -♪ Hands up high -♪ Who came to party? 2678 01:34:44,591 --> 01:34:46,768 ♪ Who came to party with me? 2679 01:34:46,811 --> 01:34:48,378 [song ends] 2680 01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:50,685 ♪ 2681 01:35:19,496 --> 01:35:21,716 ♪ 2682 01:35:51,528 --> 01:35:53,748 ♪ 2683 01:36:19,556 --> 01:36:21,558 [music fades]