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‎我要大搞破壞，狠狠破壞一番

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‎我要破壞你的喜悅

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‎我要破壞你的快樂

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‎我要破壞這個社區，破壞這整座城市

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‎我要大搞破壞，搞到你抓狂

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‎我要大搞破壞，把你撕爛

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‎我的天啊！

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‎你是被魔鬼附身了嗎？

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‎-好耶
‎-怎麼樣？

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‎-剛才是不是超屌的？
‎-不…

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‎我覺得你確實造成破壞

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‎你該恢復正常了

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‎或是去看精神科，你不太對勁

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‎又怎麼了？要怎麼讓你關機？

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‎你到底要不要買？因為…

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‎不，我還要再試另一組

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‎-我要試…
‎-不要試那組！

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‎沒必要試了，我幫你打九折…

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‎什麼？

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‎我可是顧客

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‎沒錯

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‎本大爺想要試用！

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‎我的天啊！

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‎華仔？

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‎-你沒事吧？
‎-沒事，我很好

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‎好的不得了，我們公司最棒了

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‎你看，本月最佳員工

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‎我的上班時間是星期一到星期一

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‎星期六日也上班，全年無休

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‎整天聽很棒的音樂

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‎要是再有饒舌歌手來
‎我要拿麥克風捅他屁股

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‎冷靜一點

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‎我們來分工，你看起來很緊張

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‎-那就太好了，好主意
‎-很好

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‎我去服務那些女生
‎你服務下一個客人

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‎不要，拜託，歐塔維諾

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‎請你去服務撒旦信徒，我來服務修女

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‎-你確定？
‎-確定

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‎-是你說的喔
‎-謝謝

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‎-祝你好運
‎-你也是

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‎願主的平安與妳同在

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‎各位上帝的太太，需要什麼幫助？

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‎這位朋友，你在找什麼？

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‎我想找能反映出藝術風格的樂器

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‎電子琴、鋼琴…

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‎鋼琴嗎？

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‎你的音樂風格是什麼？

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‎-我的風格偏向古典
‎-古典？

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‎我最近在研究德布西

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‎德布西？德布西很美啊

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‎你聽，這架鋼琴…

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‎我們有許多木吉他和電吉他…

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‎哇賽，你彈得真好

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‎-不好意思
‎-怎麼了？

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‎我想你不明白我們要找什麼樂器

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‎請問各位要找鋼琴、風琴

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‎還是像豎琴那樣天使般的樂器？

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‎不，等等，誰說我們上教堂了？

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‎這身打扮…

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‎妳們穿得像修女

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‎她老是…

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‎我們不是修女，老兄

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‎-不是嗎？
‎-才不是

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‎真好笑，種種跡象看來是呢

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‎我們是地獄姐妹花

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‎我的天啊，這是怎樣？

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‎是不是很酷，很震撼？

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‎不得了，我的內褲也會同意

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‎我們想試用器材

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‎不用，我保證品質很好

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‎-打開
‎-不要那台

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‎拜託不要啊，還開到最大聲？

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‎-好了，姐妹們！
‎-拜託妳們

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‎-給他們好看
‎-求求妳們

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‎-一、二、三、四！
‎-天啊！

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‎華特！華仔！你怎麼了？

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‎華特，你在哪？

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‎華仔，你怎麼了？

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‎華仔，說句話啊！

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‎好了

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‎-唉呦
‎-慢慢起來

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‎唉呦…

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‎醫生，我有什麼問題？

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‎你的狀況不好，華特

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‎我要死了，我就說吧，老婆

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‎我離死亡近了

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‎我的天啊

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‎老公，沒有人因為壓力大而死

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‎我只想看我的寶貝女兒長大

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‎爸，我都21歲了

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‎難道沒有人為我感到難過嗎？

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‎我離死亡近了，好嗎？

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‎-我沒有要死？
‎-沒有

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‎-你看吧
‎-那好

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‎還沒呢

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‎華特，聽我說

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‎你的神經非常虛弱

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‎它們就像數十億條繩子，隨時會斷裂

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‎任何噪音都有可能致命

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‎妳是說哪一種噪音？

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‎任何噪音，哪怕是一點壓力

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‎華特，你可能會倒下

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‎你的心臟可能會停止跳動

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‎天啊，那真是太好了

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‎我的作法是開鎮定劑

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‎老公，吃藥就會好了

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‎還有去顫器

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‎去顫器？幹嘛用的？

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‎不好意思，醫生
‎這會輸出電流傳遞到心臟

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‎-可是這不會…
‎-等等，老爸不是笨蛋

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‎老爸知道這是什麼

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‎老爸不想用，我不喜歡觸電

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‎我連靜電也討厭

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‎我從來不打赤腳，避免產生靜電

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‎靜電真討人厭

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‎-老公
‎-怎樣？

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‎真的有必要嗎？

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‎很不幸，是的

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‎理想的情況是你找份新工作
‎開始新生活、搬去新城市

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‎你們可以負擔嗎？

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‎我們名下有間公寓，也存了些錢

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‎我是財務顧問，我可以在家工作

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‎我們總是想在鄉下買房子

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‎我知道，但我不想離開寶貝女兒

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‎爸，我早就搬出去住了

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‎我舉雙手贊成你們搬家

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‎不行，改變太多了，劇烈的改變

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‎真的有必要嗎，醫生？

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‎爸

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‎越快越好

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‎（歡迎來到寧靜社區）

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‎（搬家公司，迅速到位）

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‎（出售）

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‎老公！

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‎天啊，這是怎麼回事？

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‎華特？

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‎華特，你沒事吧？

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‎那聲音從哪來的？

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‎-放輕鬆，老公
‎-辦不到

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‎天啊

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‎太可怕了

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‎-我很不好
‎-放輕鬆

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‎放輕鬆，老公，呼吸

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‎我們可以…

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‎什麼？

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‎這裡這麼吵，他們聽得到門鈴聲嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎這裡這麼吵，他們聽得到門鈴聲嗎？

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‎不要吼我，我會掛掉，我生病了

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‎你們好，怎麼吵吵鬧鬧的？

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‎我們是你們的新鄰居

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‎我是瓊娜，很高興認識妳

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‎我是華特，她很高興認識妳

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‎你們是隔壁剛搬過來的？

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‎真是太棒了！幸會

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‎-我叫凱莉克莉絲丁娜
‎-幸會

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‎這位是瑪姬

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‎她是我的寶貝，我們家最小的

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‎她還是寶寶，跟他們打招呼，瑪姬

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‎嗨，你們好，幸會，我叫瑪姬

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‎瑪姬，帶他們去找爹地好嗎？

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‎好啊，媽咪，走吧

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‎好喔，寶貝

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‎她是不是小美女，來看

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‎她真愛搞笑

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‎請進

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‎請進，“鼻”要拘束啊

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‎有夠傷耳朵，什麼“鼻”要拘束

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‎老公！

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‎有點亂，不要介意

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‎-哇，妳家很…
‎-很美吧？

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‎你們住在這裡多久了？

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‎我們在這住很久了

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‎我們出門旅行，昨天晚上才“肥”來

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‎你們“肥”來，我們注意到了

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‎我們去拜訪我媽三個月

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‎她住在依塔瓜波郎卡

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‎-你們去過嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎就在聖保羅北邊

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‎有時候我的口音會蹦出來，請多包涵

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‎-突然就蹦出來，我不知道為什麼
‎-這樣啊

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‎可是我丈夫東尼

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‎跟你們一樣來自里約熱內盧

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‎-你們是里約人嗎？
‎-我們是地球人

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‎因為她不是

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‎猜猜我跟東尼在哪認識？

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‎-在哪？
‎-你們絕對猜不到

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‎派對上認識的，在哪？在卡拉島

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‎卡拉島！

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‎猜猜是什麼時候

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‎我選中柿子小姐的時候！

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‎（柿子小姐）

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‎天啊，妳看到了嗎？最沒魅力的水果

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‎-你們喜歡柿子嗎？
‎-很愛

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‎你們專挑軟柿子！

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‎好冷的笑話

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‎別那麼大聲！

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‎你說什麼？

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‎開玩笑啦！華特就愛開玩笑

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‎-開玩笑，懂嗎？
‎-我懂了

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‎我差點就信了，你真淘氣

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‎來，我跟你們說這張照片

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‎哪一年拍的？

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‎這張照片是在…

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‎19…不重要啦

209
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,791
‎別那麼大聲，拜託！

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‎你說什麼？

211
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,708
‎又是開玩笑

212
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,291
‎-看吧？他很調皮
‎-天啊！

213
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,500
‎東尼會愛死你

214
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,083
‎他會愛上你的

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00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,750
‎各位，請進

216
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,625
‎來吧，他會喜歡你的

217
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‎東尼！

218
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‎老公，別這樣！
‎來別人家，不能這麼沒禮貌

219
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‎難道森巴學校就能侵略我耳朵？

220
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,833
‎-你吃藥了沒？
‎-我帶來了

221
00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,541
‎-來吃一顆
‎-要對他們好一點

222
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,166
‎-別不講理
‎-我好像要掛了

223
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,208
‎-沒這回事
‎-我先吃四顆

224
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,208
‎進來吧，兩位！

225
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,750
‎她在大叫什麼？我討厭大嗓門的人

226
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,750
‎這裡好像是森巴學校一樣

227
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,875
‎怎麼可能，華特，別說得這麼誇張

228
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,666
‎想像森巴學校

229
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:23,250
‎…充滿喜悅與蜂膠之地

230
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,708
‎於是我高歌華奇諾波倫斯萬歲

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‎東尼，老公！

232
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:30,958
‎他們是新來的鄰居！

233
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,708
‎你們好，新鄰居！

234
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,541
‎同學，休息五分鐘，吃點肉

235
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,625
‎吃點烤肉、菲力牛排，喝杯酒

236
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,250
‎我想念凱莉了

237
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,416
‎來吧，鄰居，吃塊肉

238
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,291
‎-你們開心嗎？
‎-開心得無法形容

239
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,875
‎你們這整個是森巴學校排練嗎？

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00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,750
‎當然不是

241
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‎那就好

242
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,041
‎只有一半

243
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‎說到這…

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‎注意，各位伙伴！

245
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,916
‎星期一會很盛大！

246
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,125
‎每個人下週都要來，帶誰來都行！

247
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,083
‎我要掛了

248
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,416
‎東尼指揮鼓的部分

249
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,250
‎指揮、作曲

250
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,416
‎創意總監，我每樣樂器都會

251
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‎我負責排練，什麼都做

252
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,166
‎-什麼都做
‎-真是個人才

253
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,041
‎-妳是認真的嗎？
‎-不然要說什麼？

254
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,166
‎對了，要不要吃點肉？

255
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,458
‎菲力、沙朗、後腿排
‎牛腩、肩胛小排？

256
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:29,000
‎凱莉要來根香腸

257
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,750
‎-我好久沒吃香腸了
‎-他不是那個意思

258
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,458
‎那只是個笑話，我真糗

259
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:39,583
‎老公…

260
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:41,583
‎好啊

261
00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:45,958
‎他們給我蘭姆酒？

262
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,375
‎-華哥！
‎-什麼？

263
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,083
‎我來了

264
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,041
‎我介紹我母親給你們認識
‎這位是諾努太太

265
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,166
‎-來
‎-夫人，妳好嗎？

266
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,416
‎很高興認識你

267
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,416
‎她說什麼？

268
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,291
‎別客氣，當自己家

269
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,625
‎我聽不到她在說什麼

270
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,083
‎他好像耳聾

271
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‎不是，他沒有耳聾，媽！
‎他只是頭腦簡單

272
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‎-頭腦簡單
‎-頭腦簡單，你認真？

273
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,958
‎但我們很快會習慣的，媽

274
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,791
‎吃點東西吧

275
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,958
‎這間森巴學校叫什麼名字？

276
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,625
‎華奇諾波倫斯聯盟

277
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,833
‎我們是乙組的

278
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,166
‎希望老天保佑，明年能進入甲組

279
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,750
‎有必要的話，每天排練也行

280
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,416
‎-有必要嗎？
‎-那可是冠軍賽

281
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,208
‎我想到了

282
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,250
‎你們怎麼不去找倉庫排練？

283
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,583
‎我們以前會去學校倉庫排練

284
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:42,166
‎不知道怎麼了，鄰居開始抱怨

285
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,666
‎那些人瘋了

286
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,791
‎你說，那有什麼不好的？

287
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,666
‎我覺得沒什麼不好的

288
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,166
‎上一位屋主沒抱怨嗎？

289
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,500
‎你們沒聽說嗎？

290
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,791
‎-沒人告訴你們嗎？
‎-告訴我們什麼？

291
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,625
‎艾傑諾自殺了

292
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,500
‎他怎麼死的？

293
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,833
‎他打開瓦斯，把頭放進烤箱

294
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:15,250
‎他只留下一張神秘的紙條

295
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,125
‎“終於耳根清靜了”

296
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,166
‎是不是很深奧，凱莉？

297
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,833
‎太深奧啦！

298
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
‎那句話到底是什麼意思？

299
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,458
‎你們真的不懂？

300
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:31,000
‎他在烤箱裡找到清靜？

301
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:34,166
‎-我可以解釋給他們聽
‎-不要啦

302
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,583
‎跟我來，華哥，我給你看個好東西

303
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,583
‎來吧，鬍鬚哥

304
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:42,208
‎-他很會裝熟，對吧？
‎-別想太多

305
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,750
‎來吧，華哥

306
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,708
‎我不會咬人，過來

307
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,416
‎這些都是我的寵物，華特

308
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,583
‎我有好多寵物，但我最愛的是鳥類

309
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:09,833
‎其實有隻鳥是我從牠小時候開始養的

310
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,166
‎懂我意思吧

311
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,333
‎這是我的清靜角落

312
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,250
‎那怎麼有那麼多寵物？

313
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,791
‎牠們原本在我岳父家，昨天才搬過來

314
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:27,291
‎抱歉，我沒聽到，公雞叫得我快聾了

315
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,541
‎我介紹牠了嗎？那是西可，我的鬧鐘

316
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,833
‎-但牠有點怪怪的
‎-我注意到了

317
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,250
‎牠整天都在叫

318
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,791
‎-你喜歡鳥類嗎？
‎-喜歡，要搭配馬鈴薯

319
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,000
‎我們養了好多寵物

320
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,916
‎我們有狗、貓

321
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,416
‎我們有鸚鵡、長尾鸚鵡、倉鼠

322
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,666
‎可以幫個忙嗎？我要清一下貓砂

323
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,708
‎如果凱莉發現我沒清，她會殺了我

324
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,208
‎幫個忙，華哥

325
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,583
‎拿一下

326
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,583
‎小心隆迪內利

327
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,750
‎-誰是隆迪內利？
‎-小心！隆迪內利來了！

328
00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,166
‎嘿，隆迪內利！不能過去！

329
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,125
‎隆迪內利，壞狗狗

330
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,458
‎你差點撞倒華哥！

331
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,541
‎差點？我的鬍鬚上有貓屎

332
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,666
‎爸

333
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,208
‎聽好，佩德羅，你要看好隆迪內利

334
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,000
‎他可是你的狗

335
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,916
‎嘮叨死了，爸！

336
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,541
‎-他吃大便！
‎-這孩子的個性就是這麼剛強

337
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:25,375
‎你是說沒禮貌吧
‎請問一下，這是什麼刷子？

338
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,791
‎別擔心，很乾淨
‎這是隆迪內利的刷子

339
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:30,916
‎佩特科維奇！

340
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,958
‎告訴大家世上最棒的足球隊是哪一隊

341
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,125
‎-哪一隊？
‎-佛朗明哥

342
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,250
‎回家吧，時候不早了

343
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,416
‎老公，他們養了好多寵物

344
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,291
‎對，就是說啊

345
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,291
‎我們要走了

346
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,125
‎那是什麼味道？

347
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:49,416
‎我不小心踩到貓屎

348
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,833
‎是你的臉踩到的嗎？

349
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:55,916
‎可以當作沒這回事，回家嗎？
‎我不想解釋

350
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:59,333
‎來看，佩特科維奇，他會跟我玩這招

351
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:02,333
‎佩特科維奇，等我，我來拿食物

352
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,333
‎你看

353
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,625
‎-不會吧
‎-東尼！

354
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,250
‎你那樣讓我好緊張，住手

355
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,958
‎別說傻話，凱莉！

356
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:14,125
‎-拜託
‎-人家就是不喜歡

357
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,291
‎這連小孩都會，是吧，華哥？

358
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,166
‎-我叫華特
‎-要試試嗎，華哥？

359
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,750
‎不用了

360
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:23,375
‎鳥類可以，鸚鵡不行

361
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,750
‎那鸚鵡是什麼？

362
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:28,083
‎好了啦，爸，老人家比較沒有勇氣

363
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,875
‎你真好笑，很有幽默感

364
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,708
‎“我要取笑這個剛認識的人”

365
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,750
‎這和年齡無關，是衛生問題

366
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,916
‎我不想得病，走吧

367
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,125
‎-什麼？
‎-等一等

368
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,416
‎你是說我的動物們生病了？

369
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,833
‎動物總是嗅來嗅去…

370
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:48,916
‎給我聽好，華特，仔細看看我們

371
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,333
‎雖然我們不富有，但乾淨得很
‎是不是，凱莉克莉絲丁娜？

372
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:56,083
‎非常乾淨，要不要聞聞看？
‎聞我的腋下，來聞

373
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,750
‎聞聞媽咪，她還舔了一下

374
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,916
‎來檢查啊，看看會找到什麼

375
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,791
‎一點污垢也沒有

376
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,083
‎-污垢！
‎-先說清楚

377
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,166
‎我們都打過疫苗

378
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,250
‎有愛心，沒有寄生蟲

379
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,875
‎各位，聽我解釋

380
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,041
‎華特不是那個意思

381
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,375
‎他是祖母養大的，比較偏激…

382
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:15,833
‎偏激？

383
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,750
‎妳就這樣幫我說話？好啊，鸚鵡給我

384
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,750
‎-我做得到
‎-低一點，不然牠會怕

385
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,208
‎要低一點？給我

386
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:24,750
‎你們想看，是吧？

387
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:28,916
‎別伸舌頭，舌頭不要伸出來，華哥！

388
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
‎不！

389
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,666
‎幫我救救佩特科維奇

390
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:48,416
‎老公！

391
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,125
‎放開他

392
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,291
‎放開，佩特科維奇！

393
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,375
‎放開！

394
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,500
‎放開，佩特科維奇！

395
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,333
‎放開！用力拉！

396
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,666
‎-用力拉！
‎-佩特科維奇！

397
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,500
‎放開！

398
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,416
‎他真的是頭腦簡單

399
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,208
‎老公，你感覺怎麼樣？舌頭還好嗎？

400
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,416
‎-妳覺得呢？
‎-盡量不要說話

401
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,000
‎就算我想說也不行

402
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:32,875
‎-聽你這麼說讓我很緊張
‎-妳會緊張？

403
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:36,250
‎妳也會緊張啊，我告訴妳發生什麼事

404
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,833
‎有隻狗把貓屎潑到我臉上

405
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,916
‎我的臉上都是貓屎味

406
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,916
‎有隻鸚鵡把我的舌頭拉扯到這麼長

407
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,791
‎然後他們拿一桶水朝我潑下去

408
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:50,291
‎我們完蛋了

409
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,333
‎徹底完蛋了，妳不明白嗎？

410
00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:56,250
‎老公，我聽不清楚
‎你可以拉著舌頭再說一次嗎？

411
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,916
‎我的舌頭脫臼了

412
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,666
‎我跟你說，那是不可能的
‎舌頭沒有關節

413
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,250
‎不可能會脫臼

414
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,375
‎妳什麼都聽不懂，只聽到“脫臼”？

415
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,333
‎很好，瓊娜

416
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:12,708
‎天啊！

417
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:15,458
‎妳聽，他們又開始了

418
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:18,291
‎-我實在受不了
‎-呼吸，老公，冷靜點

419
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,333
‎呼吸，很好，冷靜

420
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:21,541
‎聽我說

421
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,791
‎我和凱莉聊過，我們處得來

422
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,583
‎-是嗎？
‎-我們處得來

423
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:27,625
‎她說她會跟東尼說

424
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,333
‎但排練要兩個小時

425
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:32,125
‎-什麼？
‎-你要堅強

426
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,208
‎-兩個小時？
‎-保證你會堅強，好嗎？

427
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,166
‎我保證

428
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,875
‎於是我高歌華奇諾波倫斯萬歲

429
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:42,666
‎為什麼他要喊“萬歲”？
‎為什麼說話這麼大聲？

430
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:46,916
‎呼吸，別說了，放輕鬆，我幫你拿藥

431
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,375
‎我有鼻中膈彎曲，我用嘴巴呼吸

432
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,375
‎-我知道，老公
‎-妳看

433
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:53,041
‎冷靜一點

434
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,458
‎-你真可愛
‎-是嗎？

435
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:58,125
‎放輕鬆，睡一下

436
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,500
‎-他不停重複同一句
‎-沒關係

437
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:04,041
‎沒事的，躺下來，我去拿你的藥

438
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,083
‎-好
‎-休息一下，老公

439
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,333
‎這首歌永遠不會結束，瓊娜

440
00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:10,458
‎華奇諾波倫斯萬歲

441
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:13,083
‎-很好！繼續！
‎-我完蛋了

442
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:15,208
‎-繼續一整晚！
‎-我完蛋了

443
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,500
‎殺了我吧

444
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:29,041
‎下次見，謝謝你們過來

445
00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:32,583
‎下次要帶女朋友來

446
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,750
‎我們要玩得盡興

447
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:37,000
‎下次見，謝啦

448
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,416
‎終於

449
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,166
‎老公，你現在可以放鬆了

450
00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:44,000
‎欸？他去哪了？

451
00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:47,208
‎華特？

452
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:49,791
‎華特，你在哪？

453
00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,416
‎華特？

454
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,708
‎天啊

455
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,041
‎在哪？華特？

456
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,458
‎天啊

457
00:24:57,541 --> 00:24:59,208
‎去哪了？華特？

458
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,666
‎那是什麼？天使的聲音？

459
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,750
‎不，老公，是我，瓊娜

460
00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:10,000
‎不，那是男人的聲音

461
00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:15,625
‎瓊娜，我聽見我自己的思緒和聲音

462
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,250
‎是不是很棒？沒音樂了

463
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,291
‎你的舌頭好了

464
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:21,875
‎-是啊
‎-是不是？

465
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:25,666
‎現在你可以上樓睡個香甜的午覺

466
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,500
‎我幫你準備牛奶，好嗎？

467
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:32,875
‎一切都很好，我就在這

468
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,375
‎謝謝

469
00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,250
‎謝謝

470
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,625
‎你好

471
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,500
‎今天我要幫你

472
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:12,041
‎達成平靜祥和的退休夢想

473
00:26:12,791 --> 00:26:13,916
‎搞什麼…

474
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:17,250
‎這要怎麼關掉？天啊！

475
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,166
‎那是什麼聲音？

476
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,041
‎華特！

477
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:22,791
‎華特？

478
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:24,708
‎華特？

479
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,500
‎華特？

480
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:29,750
‎華特？

481
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,833
‎華特！

482
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:37,666
‎-你沒事吧？要吃藥嗎？
‎-我不要吃藥

483
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,750
‎我想知道這噪音是什麼回事

484
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,333
‎天啊！

485
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:46,750
‎我的天！

486
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:55,083
‎我不敢相信，鄰居小孩在打鼓！

487
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:57,083
‎-冷靜，老公！
‎-冷靜個屁！

488
00:26:57,166 --> 00:27:00,625
‎受夠了，我再也不想當好人
‎我要照自己方式解決

489
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,333
‎-你是誰啊？
‎-別這樣

490
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:13,583
‎我剛才來過，放尊重點，小子

491
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:18,916
‎媽，吃貓屎的人來了！

492
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,166
‎我沒有吃貓屎

493
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,166
‎爸爸說有

494
00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,750
‎你爸說謊，我沒吃

495
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,041
‎-是誰，佩德羅？
‎-天啊

496
00:27:26,125 --> 00:27:27,666
‎-你有吃
‎-沒有

497
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,625
‎你有

498
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,250
‎嗨，華哥！你回來啦！

499
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,666
‎你好嗎？回去你房間

500
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,125
‎你好嗎，親愛的？

501
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,500
‎華哥，你好嗎？

502
00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:42,083
‎很難回答，你們家在演進擊的鼓手

503
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:45,000
‎我跟妳說，我叫華特

504
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:48,125
‎我來請妳兒子不要打鼓了

505
00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:50,583
‎什麼？不可能

506
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,333
‎他最愛打鼓了

507
00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:56,875
‎這是美妙的打“局”樂器

508
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:57,875
‎打擊樂器

509
00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,083
‎對，打“局”樂器

510
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,625
‎打擊

511
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:02,875
‎打“局”

512
00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:04,166
‎妳先生在家嗎？

513
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,708
‎東尼！

514
00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:23,291
‎你好啊，華哥，要喝一杯嗎？

515
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:24,875
‎我叫華特

516
00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:28,458
‎我不是來喝一杯的，我來要求安靜的

517
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,666
‎放輕鬆，親愛的

518
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,125
‎要喝杯茶嗎？

519
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:33,583
‎什麼？

520
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:37,083
‎音樂是我們家的傳統

521
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,875
‎-什麼？
‎-媽

522
00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:43,250
‎別煩他，他今天很不順了

523
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,833
‎妳要不要回房間禱告？

524
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:49,041
‎失陪了

525
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,583
‎要大聲禱告

526
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:53,375
‎這裡這麼吵，怕上帝聽不見

527
00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:55,541
‎頭腦簡單

528
00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:59,291
‎老公，告訴你朋友華特

529
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,083
‎在我們家，我們鼓勵藝術創作

530
00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,500
‎鼓勵藝術創作？

531
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:05,791
‎那摺紙、繪畫、水彩呢？

532
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:07,500
‎非得要選該死的鼓嗎？

533
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:11,291
‎東尼，我受夠這傢伙，該說的我說了

534
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,791
‎-讓我來說
‎-我要說

535
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,458
‎-讓我來說
‎-東尼！

536
00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:17,291
‎-那你說
‎-聽好了，華哥

537
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:19,875
‎妳說得對，讓我來處理

538
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,041
‎-讓我來
‎-不…

539
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,708
‎我不能接受這個家裡的情況

540
00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:27,208
‎太好了，我們達成共識了

541
00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:28,958
‎-這必須馬上了結
‎-對

542
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:31,458
‎亞瑟！

543
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:33,291
‎我靠

544
00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:35,625
‎-怎樣？
‎-給我過來！

545
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,750
‎來了，爸！你好嗎，華特先生？

546
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,375
‎跟華哥道歉

547
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,291
‎道歉？怎麼了嗎？

548
00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:45,916
‎不必道歉

549
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,625
‎不要再打那些爛鼓就好

550
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,958
‎誰叫你玩什麼爛搖滾，道歉

551
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:54,875
‎這個家有森巴魂，你應該玩森巴樂

552
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:57,250
‎爸，又來了？真假？

553
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:58,458
‎太遜了

554
00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,333
‎你們抓錯重點了吧

555
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:02,500
‎閉嘴，華哥

556
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,875
‎重點是喬諾格拉的孩子玩森巴

557
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,875
‎佩里克斯的孩子玩森巴

558
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:10,125
‎阿林多克魯茲的孩子玩森巴

559
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,875
‎我兒子竟然玩搖滾樂？

560
00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:14,375
‎不，我不是忤逆

561
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,375
‎-但我討厭森巴
‎-天啊

562
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:20,666
‎森巴養活我們一家人
‎這棟房子還是森巴買的

563
00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,416
‎森巴是巴西最讚的音樂！

564
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,500
‎你要我怎樣，爸？我是搖滾客

565
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,500
‎我只愛搖滾樂！

566
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,416
‎-我討厭巴西音樂
‎-不准再說了

567
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,250
‎-這是家…
‎-坐下！

568
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,041
‎那是你們家務事

569
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:35,125
‎不然他玩巴西放克呢？

570
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,291
‎-你覺得呢？
‎-不

571
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,958
‎-拜託，不要放克！
‎-就是說！

572
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:40,458
‎-可惡！
‎-我同意你說的

573
00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:42,708
‎放克根本不是巴西音樂

574
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:44,833
‎你們抓錯重點了

575
00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:47,083
‎那好，解決了，沒事了

576
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,500
‎-我可以回去了嗎？
‎-好，回去吧

577
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,208
‎不要再回去打那可惡的鼓了！

578
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:53,291
‎你說什麼，華哥？

579
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,750
‎別叫我華哥！

580
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,541
‎我要崩潰了

581
00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:00,500
‎抱歉，但我失控了，我告訴你們

582
00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:03,500
‎從現在起，我要安靜！

583
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,291
‎只要安靜！

584
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,625
‎可以配合一下嗎？

585
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,958
‎我要什麼？

586
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:14,125
‎安靜

587
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,250
‎我要什麼？

588
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,291
‎華特，你吃藥了沒？

589
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,791
‎老婆，我要掛了

590
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,791
‎-哪有，老公
‎-我會掛的

591
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,166
‎這會結束的

592
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:25,791
‎不會

593
00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:28,416
‎這個趴結束，還有下個電音趴

594
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,666
‎不會啦，你知道為什麼嗎？

595
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,375
‎因為法律規定

596
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,458
‎晚上10點過後要安靜

597
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:38,291
‎如果10點後還在開趴，我們就報警

598
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,666
‎現在幾點了？

599
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:43,583
‎10點15分

600
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,166
‎打電話

601
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,916
‎（警察）

602
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,583
‎太好了，早知道就先買爆米花

603
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,000
‎我們家有啊

604
00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:01,583
‎-妳要嗎？
‎-好啊

605
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,333
‎大家好，親愛的警官，早安

606
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:10,000
‎請出示證件

607
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:13,125
‎馬上拿，不要介意證件照

608
00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:16,250
‎你不覺得現在還開趴太晚了嗎？

609
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,750
‎開趴永遠不嫌晚

610
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:22,208
‎這裡是封閉式的社區

611
00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,583
‎沒錯，現在開趴太晚了

612
00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:30,125
‎“安東尼奧維拉瑞索薩”

613
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,291
‎我聽過這名字

614
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:35,333
‎大家都叫我東尼

615
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,416
‎來自小鎮的東尼？

616
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,625
‎正是在下

617
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,958
‎華奇諾波倫斯聯盟的東尼！

618
00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:46,041
‎太巧了吧！我們念同間學校

619
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:48,500
‎我是法蘭奇普拉伽

620
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:50,708
‎-奇哥普拉薩？
‎-就是我！

621
00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:53,833
‎來，抱一下，我是你的粉絲

622
00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:54,750
‎謝啦

623
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:57,958
‎我要跟我兄弟們炫耀我們從小就認識

624
00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:01,791
‎-我手機裡有你所有作品
‎-我也是

625
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,458
‎這一次我們會晉級甲組

626
00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:08,666
‎希望老天保佑！我快寫好森巴舞曲了

627
00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:10,500
‎還在編曲，要聽嗎？

628
00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,166
‎-好！
‎-唱來聽聽！

629
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,666
‎我的歌聲是喉嚨的笑聲

630
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:18,291
‎所有人隨著我唱的森巴起舞

631
00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:22,250
‎我來自充滿喜悅與蜂膠之地
‎於是我高歌

632
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,291
‎華奇諾波倫斯萬歲

633
00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:27,375
‎-於是我高歌
‎-華奇諾波倫斯萬歲

634
00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:29,375
‎-耶！
‎-太棒了！

635
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,125
‎-了不起！
‎-天啊

636
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,625
‎怎麼會有人投訴你？

637
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:36,541
‎我哪知，我在這裡住了十年了

638
00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,958
‎沒有人投訴過，這是第一次

639
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,750
‎我問你，附近有新鄰居嗎？

640
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,750
‎我看到你了，華哥！

641
00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:49,958
‎看錯人了！

642
00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:52,750
‎-你幹嘛回答？
‎-不知道，我一時緊張

643
00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:55,666
‎-把手舉起來！
‎-慢慢移動

644
00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,916
‎慢慢走出來

645
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,416
‎我們沒有武器

646
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,541
‎看在上帝的份上，我們手舉起來了

647
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,041
‎-晚安，警官
‎-晚安

648
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:07,375
‎是你們報的案嗎？

649
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,083
‎-不是
‎-是

650
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,375
‎-你幹嘛承認？
‎-那不是重點

651
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,791
‎-我們又沒有串通好
‎-你不能隨機應變嗎？

652
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,666
‎-放下來
‎-好

653
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,291
‎你太讓我失望了，華哥

654
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,333
‎想不到你會這麼對我

655
00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,500
‎我們才第一天認識，你注意到了嗎？

656
00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:26,333
‎你怎麼可以投訴我朋友？

657
00:34:26,416 --> 00:34:28,958
‎對，等等，我沒有投訴你朋友

658
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:32,958
‎我投訴的是不尊重社區的鄰居

659
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,791
‎-沒錯
‎-再來

660
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,708
‎我是奉公守法的好公民

661
00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:39,000
‎必須遵守安靜時間規定

662
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:42,041
‎這位男士沒有遵守

663
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,000
‎-說得好，老公
‎-謝了，老婆

664
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:48,083
‎別在別人面前打我
‎我還沒說完，我要把話講清楚

665
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:52,541
‎-好！
‎-我們都是誠實納稅的公民

666
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,125
‎我們支付你們的薪水

667
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:58,791
‎-老公，你說過頭了
‎-我說過頭了

668
00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:01,208
‎我修過一學期的法律課

669
00:35:01,291 --> 00:35:03,750
‎現在情況越來越糟

670
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:07,375
‎如果你們盡責的話，很顯然…

671
00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:11,208
‎親愛的普拉伽、雷吉納多、馬杜雷拉

672
00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,333
‎你們沒有盡到警察的職責

673
00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:15,250
‎你們該做，卻做不到

674
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,250
‎-你們辦事不力
‎-老公…

675
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:20,250
‎這就是真相，你們無法承受真相！

676
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:23,916
‎你們應該將這位男士送入監獄

677
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,458
‎結束這場鬧劇

678
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:28,875
‎關閉這場惡魔趴，懂嗎？

679
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:32,916
‎你的手碰到我了

680
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,875
‎-他沒有！
‎-我沒有

681
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,625
‎-我沒有
‎-現在碰到了

682
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,500
‎-妳有看到嗎？
‎-有！

683
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:41,416
‎我不想惹麻煩，先回去了

684
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,500
‎哇咧

685
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:46,291
‎你好香，帥哥，你想幹嘛？

686
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,708
‎-走
‎-拿下他

687
00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:50,500
‎現在乖得跟綿羊一樣，轉過去，小羊

688
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,458
‎-走
‎-打給我們的律師

689
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:55,041
‎-放輕鬆，不會有事的
‎-快打給她，可惡

690
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:56,208
‎我會想辦法

691
00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:57,708
‎-順便拿下她
‎-我？

692
00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:00,291
‎-我？是他的手指碰到你的臉！
‎-走吧

693
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,166
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-不要放我獨自一人

694
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,791
‎監獄裡的人會侵犯我

695
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:07,583
‎來喝點優格，讓他們在車子裡乾等

696
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,000
‎我會成為所有人的婊子

697
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:18,875
‎天啊，太丟臉了，我從沒坐過巡邏車

698
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:21,041
‎-我也是
‎-你幹嘛對他大吼？

699
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,791
‎可是這明明是妳的錯

700
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:26,208
‎是妳鼓勵我，說什麼“說得好，老公”

701
00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:28,000
‎-我一時激動
‎-現在怪我囉？

702
00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,500
‎你為什麼要伸手碰他？

703
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,291
‎妳看到他把鼻子貼近我的手指

704
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,666
‎-都是他
‎-誰管這些？

705
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,791
‎-我會被上手銬都是你害的
‎-我也是

706
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:36,833
‎下車，太太

707
00:36:37,416 --> 00:36:40,166
‎我要下車了，有點耐心，警官，小心

708
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,125
‎這個人最棒了

709
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:49,416
‎聽好了

710
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,750
‎我才不在乎你們在地牢過夜

711
00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:55,625
‎但他叫我們釋放你，所以你們自由了

712
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:58,083
‎-好吧…
‎-聽好了

713
00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,250
‎千萬不要再打擾我朋友

714
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,166
‎我打擾他？

715
00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:05,583
‎我打擾他？

716
00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:08,750
‎-華特，不要吵了
‎-好

717
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,083
‎-不要…
‎-華哥！

718
00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:12,458
‎你欠我一個人情

719
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,833
‎回家吧，瓊娜

720
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,958
‎滾開，骯髒的禽獸！

721
00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:39,041
‎-怎麼了，老公？
‎-鄰居的狗毀了我們家花園

722
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,291
‎牠怎麼跑進來了？

723
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,916
‎可惡，什麼狗做得出來？

724
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,166
‎你好啊，華哥！

725
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,416
‎我不叫華哥，我叫華特！

726
00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:01,208
‎我想隆迪內利這次很行耶

727
00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:03,416
‎這是牠挖過最大的洞

728
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,708
‎最大的？

729
00:38:04,791 --> 00:38:06,458
‎牠以前是消防犬

730
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,500
‎牠受過挖洞訓練，每天都會挖洞

731
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:12,208
‎牠以前專門移出水災罹難者

732
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:15,833
‎地震和海嘯罹難者，牠受過挖洞訓練

733
00:38:15,916 --> 00:38:19,750
‎牠隨時隨地都能挖
‎我家的狗是英雄，華哥

734
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,541
‎我才不在乎你家的狗

735
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:24,208
‎你最好用水泥把洞補起來

736
00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:27,166
‎別擔心，華哥
‎你去買水泥，剩下交給我來辦

737
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,833
‎你到底在說什麼鬼話？

738
00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:30,500
‎你要負責補起來

739
00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:33,666
‎你家的狗最好離遠一點，小心我射牠

740
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,333
‎-搞什麼，華特？
‎-用麻醉槍射

741
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:37,541
‎但我會開槍

742
00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:40,166
‎怎麼了，東尼？

743
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,500
‎不要告訴我…

744
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,958
‎-是隆迪內利，老婆
‎-我好驕傲喔

745
00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:48,625
‎這裡能容納兩個隆迪內利
‎牠簡直是建築師

746
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,041
‎我想這是牠挖過最大的洞

747
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:54,583
‎不是，老公
‎記得牠挖洞到另一個鄰居門口嗎？

748
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,541
‎比這還粗上三倍

749
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,000
‎“粗”，真是的

750
00:38:58,083 --> 00:39:00,416
‎-比這還粗
‎-我的天啊

751
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:03,875
‎酷耶，爸，我可以鑽過去嗎？

752
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,666
‎沒有人能來這邊，小子！

753
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:09,458
‎哇賽！

754
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:12,333
‎抓耙仔生氣了，老公

755
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:15,333
‎-抓耙仔？
‎-你向警察舉報我們，華哥

756
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:18,041
‎-報警的人叫什麼？
‎-抓耙仔

757
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:20,958
‎是不是有太多人對地洞說話？

758
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:23,875
‎對耶

759
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:28,250
‎華特，不要跟他們吵，去把洞填起來

760
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,500
‎瓊娜，他們叫我抓耙仔

761
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:32,916
‎算了吧，很快大家就會忘記

762
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,625
‎抓耙仔

763
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:35,833
‎抓耙仔

764
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,791
‎我可以拿鏟子打鸚鵡嗎？

765
00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:40,625
‎抓耙仔

766
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,458
‎鸚鵡又看不懂

767
00:39:44,541 --> 00:39:47,250
‎那不是狗，是煩人的鸚鵡

768
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,000
‎抓耙仔

769
00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:52,666
‎打一下就好，對準頭

770
00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:54,916
‎抓耙仔

771
00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,791
‎-來吧，凱莉克莉絲丁娜！
‎-我來了，老公！

772
00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:09,583
‎老公，那是什麼？

773
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,708
‎我好想妳喔

774
00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:14,250
‎我也是，我們在泳池裡了，老公

775
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,333
‎妳聽！

776
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:22,375
‎老公，人家抽筋了

777
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,666
‎-來我這裡
‎-他們不能閉嘴嗎？

778
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,666
‎-我來啦，性感美女！
‎-再吃一顆藥

779
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,541
‎我再也不吃藥了

780
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,750
‎聽起來像《動物星球頻道》

781
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:35,375
‎-我受夠了，瓊娜
‎-你想做什麼？

782
00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:37,083
‎我早就該動手了

783
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,375
‎華特？

784
00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:40,125
‎太過份了！

785
00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:45,000
‎華特，這是什麼？

786
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,875
‎我從軍中拿來的火箭筒

787
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:49,375
‎你什麼時候拿的？

788
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,041
‎我就知道有這麼一天，我就知道

789
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:54,291
‎不，華特，不要啊，求求你！

790
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:56,625
‎開一槍就好

791
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:05,375
‎去死，東尼，去死！

792
00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:08,125
‎-去死，東尼…
‎-華特

793
00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:09,916
‎-怎麼了？
‎-你沒事吧？

794
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,958
‎瓊娜，妳怎麼把我從美夢中叫醒？

795
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,708
‎美夢？你剛才說“去死，東尼，去死”

796
00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,666
‎他們又沒聽到

797
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,833
‎我們聽到了！

798
00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:22,625
‎你想殺死我們的鄰居？

799
00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:25,375
‎不是，我不想殺死他

800
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:26,708
‎那就好

801
00:41:26,791 --> 00:41:30,500
‎我能上網雇用槍手嗎？
‎可以吧，我來搜尋一下

802
00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:32,333
‎記住，謀殺是犯罪

803
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,666
‎但這是自我防衛

804
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,666
‎不是他死就是我活，太難受了

805
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,666
‎華特，你必須接受現實
‎按時吃鎮定劑

806
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,208
‎你會習慣的

807
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:42,375
‎-會嗎？
‎-會的

808
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,458
‎妳要我繼續吃鎮定劑？給妳看個東西

809
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:48,458
‎-說明書？
‎-不，妳自己看

810
00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:50,208
‎-太可笑了
‎-妳看，第二頁

811
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:53,458
‎讀4.2就好，其他別管

812
00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:55,250
‎讀吧

813
00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:58,333
‎“長期服用可能導致嗜睡

814
00:41:58,416 --> 00:42:00,458
‎煩躁、背痛、皮膚癢

815
00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:02,750
‎以及夜晚視線模糊

816
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:04,208
‎黏膜乾燥…”

817
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:05,750
‎（勃起功能障礙）

818
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,166
‎“永久性勃起功能障礙”？

819
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:12,208
‎一蹶不振，力不從心

820
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,166
‎妳再也見不到大雕俠了

821
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:20,625
‎戴著粉紅頭盔的勇士

822
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,833
‎他再也不能戰鬥

823
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,875
‎請簽署我和我丈夫寫的請願書

824
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,750
‎事態緊急，非常重要

825
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:31,291
‎我們必須改變社區的規則

826
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:32,500
‎我們不能過這種生活

827
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,791
‎這是和平寧靜的社區

828
00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:38,458
‎這裡不是能隨心所欲的森巴學校倉庫

829
00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:43,541
‎妳…

830
00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,166
‎（復古風，華奇諾波倫斯聯盟）

831
00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:54,375
‎我們住在祥和安靜的社區

832
00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:57,666
‎寧靜是這個社區的當務之急

833
00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:00,375
‎我們的目標是什麼？安靜

834
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:04,000
‎尤其是你們快踏進棺材的人

835
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:08,291
‎我們要什麼？我們要和平與寧靜

836
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,583
‎沒有人要聽那些噪音

837
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:12,750
‎那麼做愛做的事呢？

838
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:16,541
‎我知道這與你們無關了
‎但我本身不太順利

839
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,208
‎都是噪音的緣故，我們不能繼續…

840
00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:20,916
‎特別是你，你看起來很累

841
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,666
‎但那無所謂

842
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:26,083
‎我想請你們簽名，把他們趕出去！

843
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:30,166
‎你們怎麼能忍受那些噪音和派對？

844
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,875
‎你們怎麼辦到的？

845
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,833
‎他說什麼，奧司瓦多？

846
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,250
‎不知道，安潔麗娜

847
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,333
‎你剛才說什麼？

848
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,458
‎我說…你們聾了嗎？

849
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,708
‎難怪你們沒抱怨，你們又聽不見

850
00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:58,041
‎那就謝啦

851
00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,250
‎這一點幫助也沒有

852
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:01,791
‎謝謝你們

853
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,083
‎祝你們順利，平安健康

854
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:07,375
‎保重，抱歉我對你們吐露心聲

855
00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:10,625
‎嗨

856
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,083
‎你在說我爸爸壞話嗎？

857
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,666
‎我？哪有，不可能！

858
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,166
‎怎麼會？

859
00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:21,375
‎你有，我聽到了

860
00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:23,750
‎其實呢，小朋友

861
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:26,916
‎我只是在社區做問卷調查

862
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:29,666
‎我要去跟他講

863
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,416
‎不要啦，拜託妳

864
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,833
‎這樣好了，我請妳吃冰淇淋

865
00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,375
‎這些錢給妳，問題消失了

866
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:42,375
‎你想賄賂我？

867
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,833
‎妳已經知道賄賂是什麼了？

868
00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:48,750
‎好，我請妳吃兩個冰淇淋

869
00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:53,708
‎你真不要臉

870
00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:58,083
‎妳說得這麼斬釘截鐵，讓我很難堪

871
00:44:58,166 --> 00:45:01,166
‎別這樣啦，別讓我惹上更多麻煩

872
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:03,500
‎爸爸！

873
00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:09,625
‎天啊！老天保佑這孩子

874
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,541
‎回來啊，求求妳

875
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,708
‎完蛋了

876
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,416
‎-瓊娜…
‎-著急什麼？

877
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,458
‎鄰居女兒聽到我說他壞話

878
00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:24,500
‎-你拿到幾個簽名？
‎-零，妳呢？

879
00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:27,458
‎沒有，我發現一件事，你絕不會相信

880
00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:29,750
‎-什麼？
‎-每個人都喜歡他們

881
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:31,416
‎不可能，每個人都耳聾嗎？

882
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:35,000
‎有可能，他們會發
‎嘉年華遊行的VIP門票

883
00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:38,833
‎他們邀請人參加派對，借錢給很多人

884
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:40,041
‎放高利貸

885
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:42,666
‎我們必須承認，他們是好人

886
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,000
‎不，瓊娜，他們不是好人

887
00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:47,708
‎他們無禮、吵鬧、無法融入社會

888
00:45:47,791 --> 00:45:49,875
‎或許我們才是無法融入的那個

889
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,750
‎你找他們的麻煩，他們沒找你的麻煩

890
00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:57,000
‎那是什麼門鈴？

891
00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:59,041
‎我不知道我們家有門鈴

892
00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:01,541
‎把它修好，我求求妳

893
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,666
‎我操，是愛告狀的女孩

894
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:09,125
‎-妳去跟他們說
‎-他看到你了

895
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,125
‎才沒有，妳去

896
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:12,416
‎我看到你了！

897
00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:14,541
‎天啊！

898
00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:21,916
‎-我聽見了
‎-午安，華特先生

899
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,750
‎你可以叫我華哥，妳可以叫我華叔叔

900
00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:29,708
‎我女兒說她看到你到處說我壞話

901
00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:33,875
‎這個愛告狀的…漂亮小公主

902
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,041
‎寶貝小女孩…

903
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:38,791
‎我想她搞錯了，你也知道孩子愛亂講

904
00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:42,000
‎他們聽到什麼…
‎沒有，我沒有說你壞話

905
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,625
‎我和15位鄰居確認過了

906
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,416
‎你怎麼動作這麼快？

907
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,791
‎我們有個群組，他們什麼都告訴我

908
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:53,083
‎對，我關靜音了
‎群組訊息真煩，對不起

909
00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:54,875
‎我跟你說

910
00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:57,791
‎我知道你想來擾亂我的平靜生活

911
00:46:57,875 --> 00:47:01,083
‎你怎麼不…你給我聽好

912
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:03,541
‎可愛的小朋友，聽叔叔說

913
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:04,833
‎-你的平靜生活？
‎-是啊

914
00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:06,708
‎我想擾亂你的平靜生活？

915
00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:09,166
‎當你的鄰居就像住在迪士尼樂園旁邊

916
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,166
‎差別在於迪士尼樂園有營業時間

917
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:14,500
‎才不是，我們為了你已經很收斂了

918
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,750
‎什麼？收斂？怎麼說？

919
00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:21,125
‎我們停掉莎夏的低音號課
‎告訴他，寶貝

920
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:24,000
‎-沒錯，爸爸
‎-我不做木工了

921
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:26,208
‎那是我最喜歡的嗜好

922
00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:28,291
‎我有很多隻鋸子

923
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:30,458
‎我有圓鋸機、電鋸…

924
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:33,750
‎謝謝，妳以後會感謝我
‎讓妳停掉低音號課

925
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:35,750
‎-沒有人喜歡低音號
‎-還有

926
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:37,708
‎我連足球賽都不看了

927
00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:41,625
‎我為了保持安靜
‎沒有邀請朋友來我家放煙火慶祝

928
00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:43,750
‎昨天是我岳母的生日

929
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,291
‎我們沒有辦家族派對

930
00:47:46,791 --> 00:47:48,333
‎可憐的外婆

931
00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,333
‎你真令我失望，華特

932
00:47:50,416 --> 00:47:54,250
‎我太失望了，我為你敞開心胸

933
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:57,291
‎-你常來我家
‎-我只去過一次

934
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,458
‎-你想開戰嗎？
‎-沒有

935
00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,041
‎那我們就開戰

936
00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:00,958
‎寶貝

937
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,208
‎把低音號拿出來

938
00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,958
‎上一整天的低音號課

939
00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:08,041
‎-走吧
‎-不要吹低音號

940
00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,000
‎妳會被霸凌，沒有人想聽

941
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:13,041
‎妳會交不到朋友
‎我是不是已經死了下地獄？

942
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,333
‎是嗎？我的鄰居是撒旦嗎？

943
00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,375
‎我是不是冒犯了上帝？
‎我在杜林裹屍布上小便嗎？

944
00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:22,125
‎數到三，一、二、三，開始！

945
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,833
‎爸怎麼離那麼遠？

946
00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:34,083
‎他沒什麼食慾

947
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,958
‎老婆，能給我果汁嗎？

948
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,625
‎華特，不能拿果汁

949
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,541
‎-我幫你倒吧
‎-不要

950
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,958
‎我還沒殘廢，我可以自己倒

951
00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:57,166
‎拜託，寶貝，給我果汁，妳媽拒絕我

952
00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:03,708
‎-小心，爸
‎-謝謝

953
00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:05,416
‎-小心
‎-我可以的

954
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:08,125
‎我不是小孩子，我像小孩子嗎？

955
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:11,833
‎妳們有看到小孩子嗎？

956
00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:18,208
‎好，我可以的

957
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:23,166
‎百香果汁，好喝…

958
00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,375
‎這是…

959
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:29,500
‎好，女兒，使出全力吹氣

960
00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:38,083
‎莎夏，吃午餐了！

961
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:41,250
‎好了

962
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:43,666
‎下課了

963
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,666
‎太好了

964
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,208
‎我吃飽了

965
00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:50,958
‎我吃飽了，吃夠了

966
00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:53,083
‎瓊娜…

967
00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:56,541
‎有什麼點心？

968
00:49:58,708 --> 00:49:59,833
‎我們有鳳梨

969
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,458
‎鳳梨？

970
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,583
‎也有橘子

971
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:10,000
‎聽好，瓊娜

972
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,250
‎我們不能繼續這樣下去

973
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:19,000
‎鳳梨不算是點心

974
00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:22,125
‎我壓力夠大了

975
00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:27,625
‎我要吃的點心至少是布丁

976
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:30,000
‎不用最好吃的

977
00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:31,750
‎任何布丁都行

978
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:36,958
‎可以加點木瓜慕斯、冰淇淋

979
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,041
‎什麼都可以

980
00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,541
‎妳要什麼，瓊娜？

981
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:46,500
‎我要什麼，華特？

982
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,125
‎對，妳要什麼？

983
00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:53,791
‎我想要的是…

984
00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:58,166
‎你真的想知道嗎？

985
00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:10,958
‎算了

986
00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:19,041
‎親愛的瓊娜，妳不必說妳要什麼

987
00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:22,375
‎我去儲藏室小睡一下

988
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,791
‎失陪了

989
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:31,541
‎他…

990
00:51:32,041 --> 00:51:35,666
‎-他在儲藏室睡覺？
‎-那是最安靜的地方

991
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:38,625
‎他發現醃黃瓜罐隔音效果很好

992
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:52,458
‎你們得搬出去，登廣告、賣掉、出租

993
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,875
‎我們不能賣房子，我們困在這了

994
00:51:54,958 --> 00:51:57,416
‎媽，我在法律事務所上班

995
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,083
‎妳早該打給我了

996
00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:01,708
‎-寶貝，妳還在實習
‎-對

997
00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:04,291
‎但我懂法律，我認識律師

998
00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:06,166
‎我可以幫你們

999
00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:08,166
‎我可以告你們的瘋狂鄰居

1000
00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:11,791
‎不了，寶貝，不要淌渾水

1001
00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,416
‎妳有自己的生活要過，要念大學…

1002
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:16,875
‎-來練習吧
‎-我和妳爸可以應付的

1003
00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,041
‎開始！

1004
00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:29,583
‎抱歉，站著不好睡

1005
00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:32,875
‎但還不錯，我找到水蜜桃罐頭

1006
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:35,291
‎失陪了

1007
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:37,458
‎我累了

1008
00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:52,791
‎哪位？

1009
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:03,875
‎嗨，我…

1010
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:05,958
‎我叫卡蜜拉

1011
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:09,208
‎你的鄰居華特是我父親

1012
00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:12,041
‎很高興認識妳，我叫亞瑟

1013
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,541
‎我是來找你的

1014
00:53:17,625 --> 00:53:19,083
‎不，我是說…

1015
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:23,000
‎我來找安東尼奧先生，我想是你父親

1016
00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:24,000
‎他在家嗎？

1017
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,083
‎對，我爸在家

1018
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:28,166
‎請進

1019
00:53:28,958 --> 00:53:30,833
‎進來吧

1020
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,500
‎打擾了

1021
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:42,958
‎華特，你在幹嘛？

1022
00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:46,958
‎我很擔心卡蜜拉，我不相信這些人

1023
00:53:47,041 --> 00:53:48,708
‎我們不該讓她一個人去

1024
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,833
‎-她可以照顧自己的
‎-不知道

1025
00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:52,541
‎這是你的包裹

1026
00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:57,958
‎老子等很久了

1027
00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:00,541
‎你怎麼那麼久才來，寶貝？

1028
00:54:01,416 --> 00:54:02,708
‎華特，那是什麼？

1029
00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:04,625
‎這是手槍

1030
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:07,458
‎是不是很美？我要取名為雪莉

1031
00:54:07,541 --> 00:54:10,000
‎雪莉，跟媽媽打招呼

1032
00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:13,625
‎華特，你不會傷害別人或自己吧？

1033
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:16,791
‎不，這是麻醉槍

1034
00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,750
‎-要做什麼用？
‎-我說過了

1035
00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,500
‎要是他的狗或動物跑來這裡

1036
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,666
‎牠們會昏睡一個星期

1037
00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:25,583
‎華特

1038
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:28,041
‎拜託你不要這樣

1039
00:54:28,583 --> 00:54:31,625
‎瓊娜，我走投無路，沒什麼好失去的

1040
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:36,125
‎爸、媽，我們要聊一下

1041
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:37,708
‎好啦

1042
00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:41,125
‎我需要練習

1043
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:46,708
‎安東尼奧先生明白
‎我可以提出告訴，決定配合

1044
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,041
‎他會坐牢，對嗎？

1045
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:51,250
‎沒有人因為開趴坐牢

1046
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:56,041
‎他們會停止在隔壁排練

1047
00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:59,250
‎-只在學校倉庫排練
‎-謝天謝地

1048
00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:02,125
‎他們也會減少一半野生動物

1049
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,958
‎我說我會打給野生動物管理局

1050
00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:08,583
‎哇，很棒的主意，寶貝

1051
00:55:08,666 --> 00:55:10,916
‎太好了，狗也會走嗎？

1052
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:14,625
‎狗不是野生動物，爸

1053
00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:16,375
‎但鸚鵡是啊

1054
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:19,083
‎他們養鸚鵡50年了，牠會留下來

1055
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:22,208
‎靠，50年，鸚鵡能長生不老嗎？

1056
00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:24,125
‎鸚鵡可以活80年，爸

1057
00:55:25,166 --> 00:55:28,000
‎那麼有哪些動物要走？

1058
00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:33,125
‎兩隻烏龜、一隻金剛鸚鵡、一條蛇…

1059
00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:35,583
‎-蛇？
‎-蛇？

1060
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,166
‎蛇目前失蹤了，但找到後會送走

1061
00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:41,333
‎一隻浣熊、兩隻天竹鼠

1062
00:55:41,416 --> 00:55:44,541
‎一支雲雀、兩隻犀鳥
‎十二隻長尾鸚鵡、一隻捲尾猴

1063
00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,083
‎最後是白鐘傘鳥

1064
00:55:48,250 --> 00:55:50,291
‎-他們有白鐘傘鳥？
‎-對

1065
00:55:51,541 --> 00:55:52,666
‎我們沒聽到聲音

1066
00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:55,375
‎今天剛到，但他們會退回去

1067
00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:58,458
‎回來，阿迪！

1068
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:05,500
‎那就是阿迪，但牠會走

1069
00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,041
‎你們應該試著和他們和平共處

1070
00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,375
‎-我同意
‎-請他們過來吃飯

1071
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:12,708
‎展現你們的好意

1072
00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:14,750
‎-討好他們
‎-知道了，寶貝

1073
00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:17,000
‎-我要走了
‎-寶貝，聽著

1074
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:20,125
‎我和妳爸以妳為傲

1075
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,958
‎謝謝，寶貝

1076
00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:24,583
‎對，妳是我們最珍貴的寶貝，妳…

1077
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,958
‎我要說的是…

1078
00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:32,125
‎-華特
‎-妳…

1079
00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:33,916
‎別激動，爸

1080
00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:38,583
‎-妳是我們最珍貴的禮物
‎-是啊…

1081
00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:41,333
‎爸真可愛

1082
00:56:41,416 --> 00:56:43,125
‎-我要走了
‎-去吧

1083
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:45,041
‎妳需要車錢嗎？

1084
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:47,416
‎不用，有人會載我回里約

1085
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,666
‎照顧好爸，不要太勞煩媽

1086
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:52,750
‎-她會照顧好爸，掰
‎-掰，寶貝

1087
00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:55,750
‎冷靜一點，老公

1088
00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:56,875
‎瓊娜，我必須…

1089
00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,916
‎我有話要說

1090
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:01,583
‎我們的女兒

1091
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,625
‎是我們最大的成就

1092
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:05,541
‎你說得對

1093
00:57:07,916 --> 00:57:09,333
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

1094
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:11,625
‎-來，戴上
‎-好

1095
00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:15,375
‎寶貝，妳最好抱緊一點

1096
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:40,041
‎華特，聽我說
‎我們要對他們友善有禮貌

1097
00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,958
‎我們會有很棒的夜晚

1098
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,125
‎我們會像成年人一樣說話

1099
00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:48,125
‎-我可以相信你嗎？
‎-當然了，老婆

1100
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:49,625
‎好，開門吧

1101
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:57,833
‎-鄰居好！
‎-驚喜！

1102
00:57:57,916 --> 00:58:00,708
‎-驚喜？他們請我們來的
‎-說得也是

1103
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,875
‎大家好，大家晚安

1104
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:07,416
‎我來拜訪你們囉

1105
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,833
‎她裝狗說話真讓我抓狂

1106
00:58:09,916 --> 00:58:10,916
‎華特

1107
00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,541
‎-請進
‎-來，請進，歡迎

1108
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,833
‎走吧

1109
00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:18,458
‎-今晚會很棒的
‎-打擾了

1110
00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:20,916
‎你看，老公，他們重新裝潢耶

1111
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,833
‎哇，我喜歡你們家的擺設

1112
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:26,791
‎我想說我很榮幸

1113
00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:28,666
‎我很榮幸來到你們家

1114
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:31,541
‎不，我們很榮幸你們大駕光臨

1115
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:35,291
‎我剛才還跟凱莉說
‎你不是我以為的混蛋

1116
00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,416
‎對啊

1117
00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:38,916
‎懂我意思吧

1118
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,416
‎我懂，而且有點被冒犯

1119
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,666
‎我可以說句話嗎？

1120
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:46,750
‎我最瞧不起的就是不喜歡社交的人

1121
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:47,750
‎就是說啊

1122
00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:52,125
‎能敞開大門的人是…

1123
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:54,416
‎能體驗生命的人

1124
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,000
‎-對啊
‎-蠢話

1125
00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:57,791
‎真有道理，說得好

1126
00:58:57,875 --> 00:58:58,958
‎-謝謝
‎-老公

1127
00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:01,750
‎我們有一陣子沒來了

1128
00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:05,333
‎上次是佩德羅放火燒了這裡，對吧？

1129
00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:07,791
‎你們的兒子放火燒這棟房子？

1130
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:12,000
‎很久以前的事了，在艾傑諾先生之前

1131
00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:14,333
‎-自殺的那個？
‎-對啊

1132
00:59:15,041 --> 00:59:18,000
‎聽我說，很多人來來去去的

1133
00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:19,708
‎超過十個屋主了

1134
00:59:19,791 --> 00:59:23,375
‎沒有人留下來，真不知怎麼了

1135
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:26,291
‎好神秘啊，說不定底下有古老墳墓

1136
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:28,750
‎-說不定房子被詛咒
‎-是嗎？

1137
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,833
‎凱莉，記得失火那天嗎？

1138
00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:33,166
‎-記得
‎-記得那一天嗎？

1139
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:35,500
‎當時一片混亂，來了好多人

1140
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:39,208
‎警車、消防車、醫護人員直升機…

1141
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:43,041
‎一片混亂，大火吞噬了整棟房子

1142
00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:44,750
‎樓上還有一對夫妻，記得嗎？

1143
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:47,583
‎地板倒塌，他們摔落在這個地方

1144
00:59:47,666 --> 00:59:49,750
‎-該死
‎-就在這裡

1145
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:52,708
‎謝天謝地，沒有人死掉

1146
00:59:52,791 --> 00:59:55,791
‎我還有那天晚間新聞的影片

1147
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:58,166
‎-真嚇人啊
‎-就是啊

1148
00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:01,125
‎超嚇人的，好像在演電影

1149
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,083
‎-給他們看，要看嗎？
‎-不用

1150
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:06,000
‎-我們可以想像
‎-沒錯

1151
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:09,583
‎猜猜我們那天遇到誰

1152
01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:12,833
‎我們的狗隆迪內利原本是消防犬

1153
01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:15,958
‎也不是每件事都是悲劇

1154
01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:19,833
‎你們過得不錯
‎但那家人就沒那麼開心

1155
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:23,375
‎對啊，你們聽見了嗎？

1156
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:26,000
‎怎麼啦，瑪姬？

1157
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,541
‎“媽咪，放我下來”

1158
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,125
‎聽見了嗎？

1159
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:32,291
‎你們介意我把瑪姬放下來嗎？

1160
01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:34,291
‎-我有點過敏…
‎-沒問題

1161
01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:35,500
‎-好啊
‎-好啊

1162
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:38,000
‎別拘束，瑪姬

1163
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,000
‎去吧，寶貝，去探索

1164
01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:44,791
‎我們可以反悔嗎？

1165
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:45,791
‎-不行
‎-好

1166
01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:48,958
‎除了森巴之外，我也很喜歡喜劇

1167
01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:51,708
‎我想要寫喜劇賺點外快

1168
01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:54,541
‎第一個笑話會讓觀眾笑翻，你們聽

1169
01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:56,708
‎螞蟻跟叢林裡的大象說

1170
01:00:56,791 --> 01:00:58,875
‎“大象先生，謝謝你的幫忙”

1171
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:02,250
‎大象說：“不用謝我，脫下褲子”

1172
01:01:04,458 --> 01:01:06,666
‎我想她聽不懂，我解釋給妳聽

1173
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,500
‎-大象說的是…
‎-不，我懂了

1174
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:11,166
‎不錯，非常好笑

1175
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:14,666
‎我去廚房拿酒，還有人要什麼嗎？

1176
01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:18,541
‎我跟妳去，我是很棒的“四”酒師

1177
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:20,625
‎是“侍”酒師

1178
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:23,166
‎人家說的是英文啦，傻瓜

1179
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,541
‎對啊，自己的語言自己定

1180
01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:28,083
‎對啊，走吧，小瓊

1181
01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:30,333
‎-好
‎-小心階梯

1182
01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:31,958
‎小心

1183
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:37,125
‎華哥，我很感激瓊娜今晚邀請我們

1184
01:01:37,208 --> 01:01:39,541
‎真的，瓊娜人很好

1185
01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:42,708
‎我們是時候像成人一樣說話了

1186
01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:46,208
‎說到這，既然孩子們都不在

1187
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:49,791
‎-沒有人能打擾我們…
‎-沒有人

1188
01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:52,041
‎或許我們可以…

1189
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,416
‎嘗試新玩意

1190
01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:57,625
‎善加利用這個夜晚，對吧，華哥？

1191
01:01:57,708 --> 01:01:58,958
‎這個成人的夜晚

1192
01:01:59,041 --> 01:02:01,291
‎-有啊，我們吃了好多東西
‎-或許…

1193
01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:04,958
‎敞開你的心靈

1194
01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:06,750
‎你到底什麼意思？

1195
01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:10,583
‎試著瞭解成人夜晚

1196
01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:13,541
‎我們可以切磋一下

1197
01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:17,208
‎我們可以換牌、洗牌

1198
01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:20,791
‎我們可以不照常理出牌

1199
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:25,250
‎我們可以發現新的刺激，懂嗎？

1200
01:02:25,333 --> 01:02:28,791
‎我們可以進化

1201
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,250
‎就全體而言，懂我意思吧

1202
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:37,416
‎我注意到你跟瓊娜
‎還有我跟凱莉有很多共同點

1203
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,166
‎說什麼…等等

1204
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,708
‎-華哥
‎-怎樣？

1205
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,250
‎你也很大膽

1206
01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:48,083
‎你說“大膽”是什麼意思？

1207
01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:51,416
‎怎麼說才好？我要小心翼翼地說

1208
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:52,958
‎-我擔心你…
‎-很好

1209
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:57,583
‎你聽到我的提議可能會不開心

1210
01:02:58,666 --> 01:02:59,583
‎什麼提議？

1211
01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:02,541
‎所以我要確保我說的話…

1212
01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:03,583
‎-我懂了
‎-對

1213
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:07,083
‎這好比我替撬棍上潤滑油

1214
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,250
‎我不想嚇到你

1215
01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:13,000
‎“撬棍”已經有點嚇到我了

1216
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:16,750
‎你繼續說，我不太明白…

1217
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:19,041
‎夫妻在一起很長一段時間…

1218
01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:22,041
‎-所以呢？
‎-他們開始失去…

1219
01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:27,708
‎他們會失去刺激感，興趣降低…

1220
01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,250
‎失去新鮮感

1221
01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,750
‎他們需要嘗試新的事物，懂嗎？

1222
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:35,416
‎-好…
‎-我認為刺激感來自…

1223
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:36,916
‎例如說

1224
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,875
‎刺激感來自我和凱莉

1225
01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:43,833
‎我們偶爾放縱自己

1226
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,791
‎好

1227
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:49,791
‎這個…

1228
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:52,208
‎你到底在說什麼東西？

1229
01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:56,083
‎我和凱莉在一起很久了

1230
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,958
‎超過20年了

1231
01:03:58,041 --> 01:03:59,541
‎-那真的很久
‎-沒錯

1232
01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:02,166
‎我們什麼沒看過？什麼沒做過？

1233
01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,500
‎-我們什麼沒試過，華哥？
‎-天啊

1234
01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:06,791
‎-我不清楚
‎-我們…

1235
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:10,375
‎我們要放縱自己

1236
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:13,250
‎懂我意思嗎？

1237
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:16,833
‎懂…你說的很好懂

1238
01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:20,166
‎撬棍上潤滑油那段讓我很困惑

1239
01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:22,708
‎要放縱自己什麼？

1240
01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:26,791
‎華哥

1241
01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:27,708
‎怎麼了？

1242
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,791
‎-說到你這個人…
‎-怎樣？

1243
01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:32,875
‎雖然你有一張滑稽的臉

1244
01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:36,083
‎凱莉喜歡你

1245
01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:38,916
‎她真的很喜歡你，她…

1246
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,416
‎她覺得你很有趣、聰明、善良

1247
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,333
‎謝謝

1248
01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:45,291
‎而我呢，老實說

1249
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:49,375
‎我不怕在你面前說，我們第一次見面

1250
01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,166
‎我也覺得瓊娜很不錯

1251
01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:56,541
‎不准碰我老婆！

1252
01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:58,500
‎-唉呀！
‎-怎麼了？

1253
01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:02,375
‎你不知道這個變態有什麼提議

1254
01:05:02,458 --> 01:05:05,041
‎這提議對我來說太下流了

1255
01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:06,583
‎什麼提議？

1256
01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:11,750
‎我想建議打撲克牌賭錢
‎我以為你們會玩

1257
01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:14,708
‎沒錯，撲克牌…你說的是撲克牌？

1258
01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:16,416
‎對啊，撲克牌，不然呢？

1259
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,916
‎你剛才稱讚瓊娜說她很漂亮

1260
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,583
‎還說你的婚姻很單調，想找新鮮感…

1261
01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:25,583
‎啊，東尼！我知道他在想什麼

1262
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:28,000
‎妳不用說出來，瓊娜…

1263
01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:30,791
‎妳剛才沒聽到，那聽起來像是…

1264
01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:32,625
‎什麼？

1265
01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:35,291
‎華哥，你怎麼能把我想成那種人？

1266
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,791
‎-你的想法真骯髒！
‎-沒那麼骯髒

1267
01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:42,208
‎請原諒我，但他的語氣
‎讓我以為他的婚姻很單調…

1268
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:44,000
‎我說很單調，但不是指我們

1269
01:05:44,083 --> 01:05:45,666
‎-華哥
‎-怎麼了？

1270
01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:48,583
‎你想要掌聲嗎？替他鼓掌

1271
01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:51,083
‎-你想要掌聲嗎？
‎-謝謝，可是…

1272
01:05:51,166 --> 01:05:56,125
‎走吧，凱莉，我們回家
‎華特的想法太變態了！

1273
01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:59,458
‎好，瑪姬，我們要回家了！

1274
01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:02,250
‎瓊娜，妳剛才沒聽見，但聽起來像

1275
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:05,041
‎我們的婚姻很美滿，他們的很單調

1276
01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,500
‎我最好還是閉嘴

1277
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,958
‎華特，你在我們家揍他！

1278
01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:12,125
‎我聽不懂他說的話

1279
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:14,833
‎但現在他可以告我們，是告你才對

1280
01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:18,000
‎-妳想得真周到
‎-別把我拖下水

1281
01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:19,833
‎-妳要打給誰？
‎-女兒

1282
01:06:19,916 --> 01:06:22,541
‎家裡唯一知道該怎麼做的成年人

1283
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:25,083
‎如果東尼提告，我們要知道該怎麼做

1284
01:06:25,166 --> 01:06:27,500
‎不要把小公主吵醒，那麼晚了

1285
01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:36,041
‎-嗨，媽
‎-嗨，寶貝

1286
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:38,333
‎-爸！
‎-嗨，寶貝

1287
01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:40,250
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-我知道現在很晚了

1288
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:42,125
‎-妳在睡覺
‎-好了…

1289
01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:44,083
‎-華特
‎-可以明天再說嗎？

1290
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,833
‎-妳父親搞砸了
‎-沒有…

1291
01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:47,291
‎-你有
‎-還好啦

1292
01:06:47,375 --> 01:06:50,250
‎-很晚了，可以明天再說嗎？
‎-妳父親搞砸了

1293
01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:52,625
‎妳能相信妳父親毆打鄰居嗎？

1294
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:54,666
‎他打我父親？

1295
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,000
‎亞瑟？

1296
01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:58,750
‎-不是我
‎-不…

1297
01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:00,708
‎-等等
‎-媽，我想最好…

1298
01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:02,375
‎-華特！
‎-爸！

1299
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:03,291
‎爸！

1300
01:07:04,041 --> 01:07:05,666
‎放輕鬆，華特

1301
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,708
‎放輕鬆，一切會沒事的，老公

1302
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:10,291
‎一切會好的，來吃藥

1303
01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:11,791
‎我女兒…

1304
01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:13,500
‎我女兒…

1305
01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:16,458
‎老公，別為女兒傷心，她都長大了

1306
01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:17,791
‎她知道自己在做什麼

1307
01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:22,500
‎我不是因為女兒而哭

1308
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,500
‎那你為什麼哭？

1309
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,416
‎凱莉的狗

1310
01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:29,875
‎我的椅子上尿尿

1311
01:08:23,541 --> 01:08:25,750
‎妳為什麼要跟那傢伙的兒子交往？

1312
01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:29,458
‎亞瑟很棒，他爸也是，他們都是好人

1313
01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:31,541
‎他們是好人的相反

1314
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:34,083
‎他們很煩，他們是我命中的詛咒

1315
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:36,833
‎我朝十字架丟石頭，這是我的報應

1316
01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:39,000
‎至少東尼沒有揍你

1317
01:08:39,083 --> 01:08:40,750
‎我替你省下一場官司

1318
01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:43,458
‎-我是病人
‎-你病得不輕

1319
01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:45,125
‎什麼？

1320
01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:49,125
‎我受夠了，我不想待在這裡
‎我要去亞瑟家過夜

1321
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,708
‎懂我意思吧

1322
01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:52,916
‎掰，華哥

1323
01:08:56,791 --> 01:08:59,000
‎-妳怎麼不幫我說話？
‎-掰，媽

1324
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,250
‎我決定了，我們要搬家

1325
01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:05,375
‎再也不要回來，我們去里約找間公寓

1326
01:09:05,458 --> 01:09:08,583
‎我們把家具搬到卡車上，從這裡消失

1327
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:10,041
‎一了白了，妳要來嗎？

1328
01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:12,291
‎華特…

1329
01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:16,375
‎這個…

1330
01:09:21,208 --> 01:09:22,666
‎我們沒錢了

1331
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:26,041
‎沒錢？

1332
01:09:26,916 --> 01:09:27,916
‎怎麼會？

1333
01:09:28,958 --> 01:09:31,916
‎怎麼會？我說給你聽

1334
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:35,708
‎我們把所有積蓄花在這間房子上

1335
01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:38,791
‎我們搬來這裡後，我失去了一些客戶

1336
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,625
‎我投資失利

1337
01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:45,041
‎因為我有八成的時間都在照顧你

1338
01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,208
‎我們剩下的錢只夠過活了

1339
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:56,916
‎嘿…

1340
01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:59,125
‎沒關係

1341
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,416
‎我還有妳

1342
01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:05,208
‎我們永遠有彼此

1343
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,958
‎我們有東西吃嗎？

1344
01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:12,083
‎-有花園
‎-妳看吧

1345
01:10:13,416 --> 01:10:15,750
‎-還有母雞下的蛋
‎-哇

1346
01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:17,208
‎那樣很好

1347
01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:18,958
‎你要去哪裡？

1348
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:23,541
‎我要為世上最棒的老婆
‎做世上最美味的蛋捲

1349
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:29,041
‎-我愛妳
‎-我愛你

1350
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:43,291
‎我操

1351
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,583
‎怎麼了，華哥？不喜歡小雞嗎？

1352
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:55,625
‎這是要做蛋捲的啊

1353
01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:59,041
‎看來跑過來的不只你家的狗

1354
01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,083
‎對，等一下

1355
01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:04,833
‎你是說那是西可做的？
‎有證據嗎，華哥？

1356
01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:06,958
‎別鬧了，傻子

1357
01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:09,583
‎方圓10公里內只有你家有公雞

1358
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:12,333
‎管好你的寵物，不要靠近我家庭院

1359
01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,125
‎這又不代表什麼

1360
01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:15,916
‎你拿不出證據

1361
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,166
‎我要去驗公雞的DNA嗎？

1362
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,291
‎你家動物不准來我的庭院
‎聽清楚了嗎？

1363
01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:23,208
‎我告訴你

1364
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:26,833
‎我家寵物學主人不是我的錯，好嗎？

1365
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,875
‎在我家，我們絕不錯過機會

1366
01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:33,375
‎我們家的生殖能力很旺盛，懂嗎？

1367
01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:36,833
‎我們享受魚水之歡，華哥

1368
01:11:36,916 --> 01:11:39,958
‎我們會翻雲覆雨

1369
01:11:40,041 --> 01:11:41,958
‎懂我意思吧

1370
01:11:42,041 --> 01:11:44,458
‎你的比喻我都聽得懂

1371
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:47,041
‎過來，別跑

1372
01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:51,666
‎我要抓你！

1373
01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:56,041
‎抓不到我！

1374
01:11:56,125 --> 01:11:58,083
‎不！不要過來！

1375
01:11:58,708 --> 01:12:01,833
‎不要！

1376
01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:07,458
‎我不限制任何人來我家

1377
01:12:07,541 --> 01:12:10,833
‎大自然和荷爾蒙是這裡的老大

1378
01:12:10,916 --> 01:12:14,333
‎亞瑟是人與人連結的高手

1379
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,000
‎懂我意思吧

1380
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:20,833
‎我告訴你，我相信你搬來隔天

1381
01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:25,000
‎亞瑟早就開香檳慶祝了

1382
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:26,541
‎懂我意思吧

1383
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:29,583
‎我相信亞瑟早就嘗過禁果

1384
01:12:29,666 --> 01:12:31,458
‎懂我意思吧

1385
01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:34,583
‎我告訴你，我很瞭解亞瑟

1386
01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:39,041
‎他很早就先上車了

1387
01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,916
‎他已經是老司機

1388
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,541
‎懂我意思吧

1389
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:00,000
‎醫生，他有好一點嗎？

1390
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:01,333
‎沒有

1391
01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:03,500
‎他的病情反而惡化了

1392
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,125
‎-天啊
‎-華特，你有照我的指示嗎？

1393
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,583
‎醫生，別問了

1394
01:13:09,666 --> 01:13:12,458
‎-沒有幫助的
‎-好

1395
01:13:12,541 --> 01:13:14,291
‎但我有個好消息

1396
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,458
‎最新研發的德國科技

1397
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:20,625
‎晶片植入耳後

1398
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:24,125
‎就能消除八成的神經壓力

1399
01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,291
‎不會爆炸嗎？

1400
01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:28,375
‎只要動一次手術就好

1401
01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:31,375
‎感謝德國，我總是替德國足球隊加油

1402
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:34,000
‎-他們真有本事，巴西爛透了
‎-等一下

1403
01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:36,833
‎醫生，那是很棒的消息

1404
01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:39,291
‎我們的保險會支付嗎？

1405
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:41,916
‎-不會
‎-連手術也不會？

1406
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,500
‎也不會

1407
01:13:44,416 --> 01:13:45,875
‎那要多少錢？

1408
01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:50,458
‎如果要寫下來…

1409
01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:52,000
‎冷靜，老公

1410
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:55,916
‎我不明白…

1411
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,458
‎那沒問題啦

1412
01:13:57,541 --> 01:14:01,166
‎我們付得起
‎我們有足夠的存款，我得救了

1413
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:03,458
‎-謝謝醫生…
‎-華特

1414
01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:05,708
‎-怎樣？
‎-你數完零了嗎？

1415
01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:08,291
‎-這是醫生寫的字…
‎-你數數看

1416
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:10,583
‎三、四…

1417
01:14:11,083 --> 01:14:14,666
‎我要死了吧？可以讓我早點死嗎？

1418
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,541
‎我可以從窗戶跳下去

1419
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,250
‎-妳知道那件黑色西裝嗎？
‎-老公

1420
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,750
‎這怎麼是好消息？

1421
01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:23,791
‎對妳而言是好消息，妳有錢賺

1422
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,666
‎-來想想看
‎-老公…

1423
01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:28,166
‎我的墓碑要寫“好老公、好父親”

1424
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:30,791
‎-我的棺材上要有獅子
‎-老公…

1425
01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:33,083
‎-不會有事的
‎-我要白色大理石

1426
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,333
‎-別烏鴉嘴
‎-找張沒有鬍鬚的照片

1427
01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:36,916
‎別說了，老公

1428
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:52,083
‎這次別想逃！

1429
01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:07,250
‎回來，混帳

1430
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,583
‎這次你逃不了

1431
01:15:13,666 --> 01:15:16,791
‎好，我瞄準你了，壞狗狗

1432
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:19,833
‎終於等到這一刻

1433
01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:08,000
‎天啊

1434
01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,916
‎我的天啊

1435
01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:18,916
‎我的天啊

1436
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,666
‎管她的！

1437
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:27,291
‎可惡

1438
01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:33,833
‎“我雖然行過死蔭的幽谷
‎也不怕遭受傷害”

1439
01:16:33,916 --> 01:16:37,541
‎“你的杖、你的竿…”
‎剩下都忘了，天啊

1440
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:40,000
‎要怎麼讓她翻身？

1441
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:42,250
‎我操

1442
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:49,458
‎不好了，糟糕了

1443
01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:51,708
‎完了，我操

1444
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,625
‎拜託

1445
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,333
‎我們終於親近了

1446
01:16:59,416 --> 01:17:01,333
‎可惜太晚了

1447
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:10,500
‎不要刮傷車身

1448
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:11,750
‎才不會呢

1449
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:15,875
‎他以為我不會停車

1450
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,041
‎這樣就好了

1451
01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:21,541
‎下車！

1452
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:22,583
‎你也是

1453
01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:27,166
‎每次都這樣

1454
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:29,000
‎都是妳害的

1455
01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:33,500
‎你們怎麼這樣？我要沒收手機

1456
01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:35,000
‎-為什麼？
‎-我要沒收

1457
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:37,041
‎你們看那是誰

1458
01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:48,958
‎老公，你媽在睡覺嗎？

1459
01:17:49,041 --> 01:17:51,500
‎是不是很怪？她通常不在這時候睡覺

1460
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:52,791
‎我也很納悶

1461
01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:54,833
‎我去看一下，拿著

1462
01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:57,041
‎快去看！

1463
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,958
‎醒醒，媽！

1464
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:00,708
‎抓耙仔

1465
01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:03,416
‎抓耙仔

1466
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:06,416
‎抓耙仔

1467
01:18:07,791 --> 01:18:09,458
‎抓耙仔

1468
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:18,833
‎安靜

1469
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:23,916
‎我的天啊！

1470
01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:32,208
‎-瓊娜，拜託
‎-怎麼了？

1471
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:34,916
‎-幫我救救鸚鵡
‎-什麼鸚鵡？

1472
01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:37,875
‎-這隻鸚鵡是誰的？
‎-妳覺得呢？

1473
01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:39,625
‎牠還活著

1474
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,916
‎-華特，牠死了
‎-不行！

1475
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,500
‎今天不能再死人了

1476
01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:44,750
‎再死人？

1477
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,583
‎-這話是什麼意思？
‎-沒事

1478
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:48,000
‎人工呼吸

1479
01:18:48,708 --> 01:18:50,250
‎華特，住手，牠死了

1480
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:52,833
‎沒有，牠還活著，活過來，鸚鵡

1481
01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:56,750
‎住手，牠死了！

1482
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:59,125
‎不，牠還活著，拿去顫器過來

1483
01:18:59,208 --> 01:19:01,708
‎-不行
‎-拿去顫器過來，拜託

1484
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,916
‎幫個忙，別死啊，鸚鵡

1485
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,250
‎快拿去顫器過來！

1486
01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:09,875
‎天啊

1487
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:13,708
‎快點，老婆，放在桌子上，動作快

1488
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:17,333
‎-給我電擊器
‎-不行，你確定嗎？

1489
01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:19,041
‎-給我電擊器！
‎-不要啊！

1490
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:22,333
‎別說了，給我，調到最高

1491
01:19:22,416 --> 01:19:24,333
‎-什麼？不行
‎-調到最高

1492
01:19:24,416 --> 01:19:27,000
‎-調到最高，拜託
‎-我調高一點

1493
01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:28,625
‎不夠，更高

1494
01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:30,125
‎再來，繼續

1495
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:31,333
‎-再來
‎-那是固定的

1496
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,416
‎妳騙人！

1497
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,958
‎繼續，調到最大

1498
01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,458
‎（高伏特）

1499
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:37,458
‎好了

1500
01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:39,916
‎清空，離開！

1501
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,625
‎搞什麼鬼？

1502
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,083
‎牠去哪了？

1503
01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:50,708
‎-你把鸚鵡解體了！
‎-我沒有

1504
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,500
‎當然有，你自己看

1505
01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:56,916
‎-你把電壓調到最高
‎-我想要救牠一命

1506
01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:03,666
‎牠還活著

1507
01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,541
‎在那裡

1508
01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:08,250
‎牠還活著！

1509
01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,541
‎佛朗明哥…

1510
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:14,291
‎佛朗明哥

1511
01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:22,041
‎嘿

1512
01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:23,750
‎午安，華特先生

1513
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,666
‎午安，亞瑟

1514
01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:27,375
‎我送你們家鸚鵡回來

1515
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:30,291
‎他飛走了，飛到我家那裡

1516
01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:31,958
‎所以我送他回來

1517
01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:34,375
‎我們根本沒發現，我爸媽不在家

1518
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,750
‎出門散步嗎？

1519
01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:37,708
‎他們帶奶奶去醫院

1520
01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:40,375
‎我留下來陪卡蜜拉

1521
01:20:41,250 --> 01:20:43,833
‎照顧我的弟妹，當然了

1522
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,250
‎-對
‎-好吧

1523
01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:47,500
‎可憐的諾努太太

1524
01:20:47,583 --> 01:20:49,625
‎我相信她不會有事的

1525
01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,750
‎很難說，她剛才不省人事

1526
01:20:52,833 --> 01:20:54,666
‎我們都很擔心

1527
01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,541
‎沒事的

1528
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:59,416
‎希望吧，我父親…

1529
01:21:00,291 --> 01:21:02,166
‎我父親會很傷心

1530
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:04,583
‎-我可以想像
‎-對啊

1531
01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:06,833
‎-再見，華特先生
‎-掰

1532
01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:11,833
‎天啊！

1533
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:09,708
‎（葬儀社）

1534
01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,125
‎早安

1535
01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:20,625
‎幹嘛愁眉苦臉的？

1536
01:22:21,791 --> 01:22:24,000
‎你沒聽說嗎？隔壁有人過世了

1537
01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:29,833
‎誰過世了？是浣熊還是長尾鸚鵡？

1538
01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:31,625
‎是鳥還是水獺？

1539
01:22:31,708 --> 01:22:34,291
‎不是，爸，是諾努太太

1540
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:36,625
‎噢

1541
01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:38,166
‎哇

1542
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:42,333
‎真讓人難過，我實在…

1543
01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,000
‎我沒預料到，太震驚了

1544
01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:47,708
‎因為她壯得跟匹馬一樣

1545
01:22:47,791 --> 01:22:49,708
‎你看起來沒有很訝異，華特

1546
01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:52,583
‎我很訝異啊，怎麼了？

1547
01:22:52,666 --> 01:22:54,041
‎我非常驚訝

1548
01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:59,333
‎但是在內心，我的眼球後方在掉眼淚

1549
01:22:59,416 --> 01:23:03,458
‎如果有人問：“誰很驚訝？”
‎一定是華特

1550
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:05,458
‎-極度驚訝，我的天
‎-那麼…

1551
01:23:06,125 --> 01:23:07,791
‎我們去喪禮吧

1552
01:23:07,875 --> 01:23:10,625
‎好，老婆，替我向家屬致哀

1553
01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:13,291
‎我們都要去

1554
01:23:13,916 --> 01:23:15,625
‎我有必要去嗎？

1555
01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:17,083
‎我不想回答你

1556
01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:19,750
‎妳已經回答了，我去換衣服

1557
01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:33,625
‎連寵物看起來都很難過

1558
01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:36,000
‎動物也能感受到悲傷

1559
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:37,041
‎是啊

1560
01:24:42,333 --> 01:24:44,041
‎這麼安靜感覺很怪

1561
01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:46,500
‎這不就是你想要的嗎？

1562
01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:49,250
‎是啊

1563
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:09,500
‎寶貝，亞瑟還好嗎？

1564
01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:13,625
‎他沒事，忙著安慰家人

1565
01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:15,583
‎-他是個好孩子吧？
‎-對啊

1566
01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:18,125
‎但東尼不太好

1567
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:21,208
‎他想搬家，他已經登廣告了

1568
01:25:22,041 --> 01:25:23,875
‎他要賣房子？為什麼？

1569
01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:26,625
‎家裡一切讓他想起媽媽，他忘不了

1570
01:25:27,416 --> 01:25:29,666
‎他怪自己讓母親一個人留在家裡

1571
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,208
‎但這不是他的錯

1572
01:25:31,291 --> 01:25:32,875
‎他覺得是

1573
01:25:33,458 --> 01:25:35,416
‎所以他要賣房子？

1574
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,958
‎-不行
‎-你哪根筋不對，華特？

1575
01:25:38,041 --> 01:25:40,791
‎你以前老是要他們搬家
‎你夢想著這一天

1576
01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:43,166
‎對啊，爸，你怎麼了？

1577
01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:45,541
‎沒事，這不是我的夢想

1578
01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:48,083
‎-不是像這樣？
‎-像怎樣？

1579
01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:50,750
‎現在一切都很好，結束了

1580
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,375
‎爸，情況並沒有很好

1581
01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:55,666
‎亞瑟說他爸不去排練了

1582
01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:01,083
‎東尼離開森巴學校了

1583
01:26:03,791 --> 01:26:06,875
‎不行，他不能離開森巴學校

1584
01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:16,541
‎東尼，別這樣，你母親上天堂了

1585
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,000
‎我做不到，華特

1586
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:20,250
‎叫我華哥

1587
01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:22,958
‎-我是你的華哥
‎-這…

1588
01:26:23,041 --> 01:26:25,708
‎好吧，華哥，聽我說

1589
01:26:25,791 --> 01:26:29,833
‎謝謝你為我做的一切，可是…

1590
01:26:29,916 --> 01:26:31,875
‎你知道生命失去意義的感覺嗎？

1591
01:26:31,958 --> 01:26:33,750
‎這就像我媽…

1592
01:26:34,375 --> 01:26:37,250
‎無論我望向哪裡，彷彿都看得到她

1593
01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:40,625
‎別這麼說，我會覺得毛毛的

1594
01:26:40,708 --> 01:26:42,208
‎彷彿她就在這，你懂嗎？

1595
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:45,416
‎但她不在，這裡沒有人

1596
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:49,625
‎她好像想傳遞什麼訊息解開謎題

1597
01:26:49,708 --> 01:26:52,083
‎沒有謎題，這裡沒有謎題

1598
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,750
‎-沒有謎題
‎-好啦

1599
01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:56,833
‎-大概是我想太多了
‎-你想太多

1600
01:26:56,916 --> 01:26:57,833
‎-對吧？
‎-對

1601
01:26:57,916 --> 01:27:00,791
‎華哥，我問你，我想去觀落陰

1602
01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:03,083
‎觀世音菩薩會保佑你平安

1603
01:27:03,166 --> 01:27:05,458
‎不，凱莉克莉絲丁娜有靈異體質

1604
01:27:05,541 --> 01:27:08,916
‎她可以接收到靈界的訊息

1605
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,625
‎所以我們想邀請你來

1606
01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:15,208
‎因為我們需要有信仰，相信靈界的人

1607
01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:17,333
‎你相信靈界，對吧，華哥？

1608
01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:43,250
‎我不相信

1609
01:27:44,291 --> 01:27:47,875
‎裝一下，像碟仙那樣，妳玩過嗎？

1610
01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:49,333
‎我又不是瘋了

1611
01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:51,875
‎你為什麼會想參加？

1612
01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:56,291
‎我是來幫助鄰居的

1613
01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:58,250
‎還有替自己辯護…

1614
01:27:58,333 --> 01:27:59,875
‎我是說，替我們辯護

1615
01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:04,583
‎萬一她的鬼魂說我壞話呢？
‎我是指我們

1616
01:28:05,291 --> 01:28:08,416
‎鬼魂捉摸不定，我可不相信祂們

1617
01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:11,958
‎-我想親眼目睹
‎-為什麼鬼魂要說我們壞話？

1618
01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:14,833
‎妳今天問好多問題，噢，東尼！

1619
01:28:15,416 --> 01:28:17,166
‎靈界什麼時候會開始說話？

1620
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:20,416
‎快了，我們要等迪若卡夫人

1621
01:28:21,708 --> 01:28:22,666
‎迪若卡夫人是誰？

1622
01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:25,750
‎她超棒的，很厲害的靈媒

1623
01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:28,708
‎她無所不知，她能發掘一切真相

1624
01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:31,458
‎不可能發掘一切真相

1625
01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:36,250
‎她可以，她看過我的前世

1626
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:39,000
‎猜猜我前世是誰

1627
01:28:39,083 --> 01:28:40,375
‎前世？

1628
01:28:40,958 --> 01:28:42,041
‎歐巴馬

1629
01:28:43,625 --> 01:28:46,166
‎這就是棘手的地方了

1630
01:28:46,791 --> 01:28:48,250
‎歐巴馬還活著

1631
01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:51,125
‎質疑別人的信仰是很沒禮貌的

1632
01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:54,541
‎這跟信仰無關，這是常識
‎他昨晚還上電視

1633
01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:02,166
‎嗨，爸

1634
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:03,875
‎嗨，媽

1635
01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:07,000
‎你們去哪了？

1636
01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:09,875
‎你真的要問嗎？

1637
01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:11,541
‎華特，別管那麼多

1638
01:29:11,625 --> 01:29:14,916
‎他們的頭髮是濕的，我要抓狂了

1639
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:15,916
‎各位！

1640
01:29:16,666 --> 01:29:18,208
‎迪若卡夫人來了

1641
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:39,791
‎靠，那不是凱莉嗎？

1642
01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,625
‎這位是迪若卡夫人

1643
01:29:42,708 --> 01:29:46,500
‎她戴上她的帽子就會有神靈附身

1644
01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:56,666
‎歡迎迪若卡夫人

1645
01:30:01,333 --> 01:30:05,750
‎這裡有個受煎熬的靈魂

1646
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:08,500
‎-是我母親嗎？
‎-不是

1647
01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:11,666
‎是某個還在世的人

1648
01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:15,208
‎妳在看誰？

1649
01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:17,875
‎我沒有受煎熬，我非常冷靜

1650
01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:20,083
‎我超級冷靜

1651
01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:22,000
‎-怎樣？
‎-她沒跟你說話

1652
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:25,041
‎但她盯著我看，嚇到我了

1653
01:30:25,125 --> 01:30:27,375
‎-華特
‎-嚇到我了，她在看我

1654
01:30:27,875 --> 01:30:30,875
‎惡靈退散，奉耶穌之名

1655
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,708
‎你們是誰？

1656
01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,416
‎她是不是瘋了？

1657
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:40,791
‎這位是卡蜜拉，亞瑟的女朋友

1658
01:30:40,875 --> 01:30:46,375
‎他大概行了周公之禮，對吧，兒子

1659
01:30:46,458 --> 01:30:48,208
‎懂我意思嗎？

1660
01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:50,333
‎迪若卡夫人懂的，我們都懂

1661
01:30:50,416 --> 01:30:53,458
‎這是華特和瓊娜，我們的鄰居

1662
01:30:53,541 --> 01:30:55,041
‎他們是好人，迪若卡夫人

1663
01:30:57,458 --> 01:30:58,791
‎-她低吼
‎-對著我

1664
01:31:01,166 --> 01:31:02,375
‎哈囉，你好嗎？

1665
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:04,583
‎我很好

1666
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,291
‎肛門有點不受控

1667
01:31:07,375 --> 01:31:09,083
‎但我很好

1668
01:31:09,166 --> 01:31:11,750
‎好，我們應該…

1669
01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,500
‎-坐下
‎-本來就坐著

1670
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:16,083
‎這完全不合理

1671
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:22,583
‎握手

1672
01:31:31,041 --> 01:31:32,125
‎注意！

1673
01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:37,291
‎我們要全神貫注

1674
01:31:39,625 --> 01:31:42,916
‎有人在嗎？

1675
01:31:53,666 --> 01:31:55,791
‎有人在嗎？

1676
01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:17,416
‎-媽！
‎-該死的小屁孩！

1677
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,291
‎你嚇得我剩半條命！

1678
01:32:19,375 --> 01:32:22,666
‎我來問巧克力粉放在哪裡

1679
01:32:23,416 --> 01:32:26,375
‎她不是你媽，她是迪若卡夫人

1680
01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:27,541
‎上床睡覺，佩德羅

1681
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:30,041
‎-我要巧克力牛奶！
‎-就在…

1682
01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:33,083
‎水槽底下，去吧！

1683
01:32:33,166 --> 01:32:35,875
‎去泡牛奶，閃邊去，沒大沒小的！

1684
01:32:35,958 --> 01:32:37,458
‎謝了，媽

1685
01:32:37,541 --> 01:32:38,541
‎怪了

1686
01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:41,666
‎瘋狂夫人不記得我們的名字

1687
01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:43,666
‎但她記得可可粉在哪

1688
01:32:45,041 --> 01:32:47,166
‎來自靈界的秘密

1689
01:32:47,250 --> 01:32:48,541
‎所有人安靜！

1690
01:32:49,750 --> 01:32:53,333
‎我感覺到這裡有另一個鬼魂

1691
01:32:53,416 --> 01:32:55,750
‎這裡有個鬼魂

1692
01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:59,791
‎我感覺到祂的存在！

1693
01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:15,958
‎鬼魂對她做出奇怪的事

1694
01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,791
‎從光明之處來的，現身吧

1695
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:28,250
‎不要現身…

1696
01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:44,333
‎那是誰？

1697
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:48,125
‎他是卡洛斯阿爾貝托德諾布雷加

1698
01:33:48,208 --> 01:33:50,583
‎電視節目裡的那位

1699
01:33:50,666 --> 01:33:53,500
‎我前幾天才看那節目，他還活著

1700
01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:57,166
‎卡洛斯阿爾貝托太過份
‎但歐巴馬就可以？

1701
01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:03,375
‎馬賽爾？我兒子馬賽爾在哪？

1702
01:34:04,041 --> 01:34:06,333
‎讓保里辜古回來

1703
01:34:06,416 --> 01:34:08,708
‎我好想他

1704
01:34:09,250 --> 01:34:10,583
‎辜古是我的好兄弟

1705
01:34:12,375 --> 01:34:13,916
‎太古怪了，老兄

1706
01:34:21,125 --> 01:34:22,166
‎我靠！

1707
01:34:24,583 --> 01:34:25,583
‎可惡

1708
01:34:26,166 --> 01:34:27,250
‎太粗魯了！

1709
01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:34,583
‎這裡還有另一個鬼魂

1710
01:34:34,666 --> 01:34:38,041
‎也許我們應該關門，太多人進來了

1711
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:42,916
‎安靜

1712
01:34:45,958 --> 01:34:49,958
‎我感覺到另一個鬼魂

1713
01:34:50,541 --> 01:34:53,250
‎握手，祂越來越靠近

1714
01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:56,083
‎這裡有另一個鬼魂！

1715
01:35:08,708 --> 01:35:10,041
‎頭腦簡單！

1716
01:35:30,291 --> 01:35:33,875
‎什麼？我什麼都沒做，我發誓我沒有

1717
01:35:58,916 --> 01:36:01,625
‎我的小寶貝！

1718
01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:02,958
‎你看，老公

1719
01:36:03,041 --> 01:36:05,666
‎我們找到小蟲蟲了

1720
01:36:06,541 --> 01:36:09,125
‎今晚我們要來玩蟲蟲

1721
01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:11,291
‎懂我意思吧

1722
01:36:31,125 --> 01:36:33,000
‎-華哥
‎-怎麼了？

1723
01:36:33,083 --> 01:36:35,166
‎我想跟你說聲謝謝

1724
01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:38,916
‎謝謝你的鼓勵和支持

1725
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,250
‎可是我…

1726
01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:43,166
‎我不太想回到那裡

1727
01:36:44,041 --> 01:36:46,750
‎說什麼傻話，別傻了

1728
01:36:46,833 --> 01:36:49,375
‎快回去，重新開始人生

1729
01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:51,958
‎我需要你這麼做，我才能得到平靜

1730
01:36:52,041 --> 01:36:53,333
‎為什麼，華哥？

1731
01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:56,458
‎因為你…

1732
01:36:58,875 --> 01:37:00,875
‎你是我最喜歡的鄰居

1733
01:37:01,833 --> 01:37:04,083
‎我真的很喜歡你，走吧

1734
01:37:04,750 --> 01:37:05,750
‎不，華哥

1735
01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:09,625
‎我媽不在了，我不想繼續下去

1736
01:37:09,708 --> 01:37:10,625
‎一點也不想

1737
01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:13,041
‎東尼

1738
01:37:14,125 --> 01:37:15,625
‎我不會讓你放棄的

1739
01:37:16,625 --> 01:37:17,458
‎出發吧

1740
01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:24,250
‎（華奇諾波倫斯聯盟）

1741
01:37:25,125 --> 01:37:27,291
‎安尼柏先生，我無意冒犯

1742
01:37:27,375 --> 01:37:31,583
‎你不能開除我朋友
‎他是全國最優秀的嘉年華樂手

1743
01:37:33,333 --> 01:37:34,916
‎我知道

1744
01:37:35,708 --> 01:37:37,958
‎我其實挺喜歡他的

1745
01:37:39,583 --> 01:37:42,250
‎但他堅持向他母親致敬

1746
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,166
‎我不是針對你母親

1747
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,583
‎但森巴學校不會向任何人母親致敬

1748
01:37:49,416 --> 01:37:52,791
‎森巴學校只能有三種主題

1749
01:37:55,625 --> 01:37:56,708
‎巴西歷史

1750
01:37:58,416 --> 01:37:59,833
‎吹捧名人

1751
01:38:02,458 --> 01:38:03,750
‎歌手多莉瓦爾凱米

1752
01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:05,750
‎真有趣，我從來沒想過

1753
01:38:06,375 --> 01:38:09,041
‎至於其他主題，兄弟…算了吧

1754
01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:11,875
‎你需要的主題的是

1755
01:38:12,791 --> 01:38:14,125
‎更有包容性的

1756
01:38:14,208 --> 01:38:16,416
‎安尼柏，你有完沒完！

1757
01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:18,625
‎有什麼比母親更有包容性？

1758
01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:20,916
‎沒錯，你說得對，東尼

1759
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,166
‎-不用大吼大叫，他就在這
‎-好

1760
01:38:24,166 --> 01:38:27,000
‎-每個人都有母親
‎-我沒有母親

1761
01:38:28,333 --> 01:38:29,708
‎她拋下我

1762
01:38:30,708 --> 01:38:34,500
‎你怎麼不早說
‎我惹你生氣了吧？我不是故意的

1763
01:38:34,583 --> 01:38:36,083
‎不，我沒有生氣

1764
01:38:36,833 --> 01:38:39,083
‎我只是不想向他母親致敬

1765
01:38:39,166 --> 01:38:42,000
‎讓我說幾句話，放輕鬆，別擔心

1766
01:38:42,083 --> 01:38:44,958
‎諾努太太是了不起的女人

1767
01:38:45,833 --> 01:38:48,791
‎諾努太太，眾人愛戴的諾努太太

1768
01:38:48,875 --> 01:38:50,833
‎既獨特又高尚的人

1769
01:38:50,916 --> 01:38:53,250
‎我甚至認為她能做母親的榜樣

1770
01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:57,208
‎很了不起的人
‎每次提到她，我的眼眶就濕濕的

1771
01:38:57,875 --> 01:39:00,125
‎我希望我有個像諾努太太一樣的母親

1772
01:39:00,208 --> 01:39:01,708
‎她太早離開我們了

1773
01:39:01,791 --> 01:39:04,416
‎女人、勇士、戰士

1774
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:06,083
‎她是獨一無二的

1775
01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:08,125
‎她常跟我說…

1776
01:39:08,208 --> 01:39:11,500
‎我老是聽不懂，因為她的聲音太小聲

1777
01:39:11,583 --> 01:39:12,583
‎頭腦簡單

1778
01:39:12,666 --> 01:39:15,083
‎我喜歡不被人打擾

1779
01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:18,166
‎她是最不會打擾我的人

1780
01:39:18,250 --> 01:39:21,041
‎我無意冒犯，懂我意思吧

1781
01:39:21,125 --> 01:39:24,625
‎諾努太太是愛的化身，愛是最重要的

1782
01:39:24,708 --> 01:39:26,625
‎對諾努的愛

1783
01:39:27,125 --> 01:39:28,125
‎再說一遍！

1784
01:39:28,208 --> 01:39:31,375
‎-幹嘛對我耳朵吼，我就坐在旁邊
‎-再說一遍！

1785
01:39:31,458 --> 01:39:35,708
‎我說最重要的是對諾努太太的愛

1786
01:39:35,791 --> 01:39:37,416
‎等等，跟著韻律

1787
01:39:39,041 --> 01:39:42,125
‎這是愛

1788
01:39:42,208 --> 01:39:45,708
‎諾努<i>‎太太</i>

1789
01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:48,916
‎再也沒有人像她那樣

1790
01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:55,000
‎來聽鼓聲

1791
01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:57,041
‎諾努<i>‎太太</i>

1792
01:39:57,125 --> 01:39:58,833
‎諾努、諾努、諾努

1793
01:40:00,250 --> 01:40:02,875
‎停，華特，重點是要好聽

1794
01:40:02,958 --> 01:40:04,750
‎-聽起來很好，兄弟
‎-是嗎？

1795
01:40:04,833 --> 01:40:07,208
‎安尼柏，聽我說

1796
01:40:07,291 --> 01:40:09,250
‎“諾努夫人”的副歌

1797
01:40:09,333 --> 01:40:12,875
‎“最重要的是對諾努太太的愛”
‎這一定會紅

1798
01:40:12,958 --> 01:40:14,916
‎-我再加進節奏
‎-這首歌寫好了

1799
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,375
‎我們不會表演關於你母親的森巴舞

1800
01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:18,875
‎-可惡
‎-這不是你的學校

1801
01:40:18,958 --> 01:40:20,083
‎也不是你的

1802
01:40:20,166 --> 01:40:21,708
‎這是我的學校！

1803
01:40:22,583 --> 01:40:24,041
‎我才不怕你

1804
01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:26,208
‎但我很怕他

1805
01:40:26,291 --> 01:40:30,541
‎不要以為你殺過十個人以上我就怕你

1806
01:40:30,625 --> 01:40:32,958
‎等等，請稍後，安尼柏先生

1807
01:40:33,041 --> 01:40:35,458
‎你怎麼現在才說他殺過十個人以上？

1808
01:40:35,541 --> 01:40:39,500
‎這種事要早點說啊，早知道就不來了

1809
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:41,583
‎別擔心啦，華哥

1810
01:40:41,666 --> 01:40:44,416
‎-上帝是眷顧我的
‎-我要嚇到失禁了

1811
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:46,041
‎我真的要嚇到失禁了

1812
01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:50,958
‎安尼柏先生，洗手間在哪？
‎我需要去一趟

1813
01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:53,041
‎我要憋不住了

1814
01:40:53,125 --> 01:40:54,041
‎夠了

1815
01:40:54,125 --> 01:40:56,666
‎-不准拿槍指著我朋友！
‎-我偏要！

1816
01:40:56,750 --> 01:40:58,625
‎別開槍！

1817
01:40:59,916 --> 01:41:01,250
‎哇賽！

1818
01:41:02,250 --> 01:41:03,541
‎別瞄準我！

1819
01:41:04,041 --> 01:41:04,916
‎住手！

1820
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,833
‎放下！

1821
01:41:07,041 --> 01:41:08,666
‎不要啊！

1822
01:41:09,291 --> 01:41:10,916
‎不要瞄準我！

1823
01:41:12,958 --> 01:41:14,458
‎洗手間在這裡嗎？

1824
01:41:24,125 --> 01:41:26,250
‎我要殺了他！

1825
01:41:26,958 --> 01:41:28,625
‎別開槍！

1826
01:41:28,708 --> 01:41:30,708
‎他毀了我的東西！

1827
01:41:34,750 --> 01:41:37,333
‎看你做了什麼好事，安尼柏

1828
01:41:37,416 --> 01:41:39,458
‎怪了，他怎麼倒在地上？

1829
01:41:39,541 --> 01:41:40,958
‎子彈分明射到牆壁

1830
01:41:41,041 --> 01:41:43,458
‎那血呢？子彈一定是穿過他

1831
01:41:43,541 --> 01:41:46,250
‎那不是血，那是印台的墨水

1832
01:41:46,333 --> 01:41:47,833
‎從我桌上掉下來的

1833
01:41:48,708 --> 01:41:52,541
‎-他怎麼躺在地上？
‎-他不能聽到噪音或有壓力

1834
01:41:52,625 --> 01:41:55,875
‎我們要打電話叫救護車送他去醫院

1835
01:41:55,958 --> 01:41:57,750
‎你怎麼現在才說？

1836
01:41:57,833 --> 01:42:00,250
‎一起把他抬起來，等等

1837
01:42:00,333 --> 01:42:01,416
‎等一下

1838
01:42:02,708 --> 01:42:04,041
‎-我喜歡那首森巴
‎-是嗎？

1839
01:42:04,125 --> 01:42:05,166
‎就這麼說定了

1840
01:42:05,250 --> 01:42:06,583
‎來吧

1841
01:42:29,958 --> 01:42:31,000
‎瓊娜？

1842
01:42:31,541 --> 01:42:32,583
‎發生什麼事？

1843
01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:34,375
‎一切都沒事了，老公

1844
01:42:34,458 --> 01:42:36,416
‎-一切都很好
‎-是嗎？

1845
01:42:37,416 --> 01:42:39,125
‎我的耳朵上是什麼？

1846
01:42:39,708 --> 01:42:42,041
‎動完手術的繃帶

1847
01:42:42,125 --> 01:42:45,000
‎你裝了晶片，華特，你被治癒了！

1848
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,416
‎太好了，老婆

1849
01:42:49,708 --> 01:42:51,625
‎我們怎麼付得起？

1850
01:42:52,541 --> 01:42:54,125
‎東尼出的錢

1851
01:42:56,375 --> 01:42:58,291
‎他為了我這麼做？

1852
01:42:58,833 --> 01:43:00,125
‎是啊

1853
01:43:00,833 --> 01:43:03,375
‎感謝你為了他做的事

1854
01:43:04,416 --> 01:43:07,291
‎-他們是好人，華特
‎-是啊

1855
01:43:12,166 --> 01:43:14,041
‎你也是，老公

1856
01:43:17,458 --> 01:43:20,125
‎我的麻醉飛鏢射到他母親

1857
01:43:20,208 --> 01:43:22,875
‎-我早就有預感
‎-但我必須說出來

1858
01:43:22,958 --> 01:43:24,958
‎你應該跟他說，不是跟我說

1859
01:43:25,041 --> 01:43:28,291
‎你破壞氣氛了，我要去叫醫生

1860
01:43:31,541 --> 01:43:32,500
‎我愛妳

1861
01:43:41,333 --> 01:43:42,750
‎（對諾努太太的愛）

1862
01:43:47,166 --> 01:43:48,666
‎你好嗎，華哥？

1863
01:43:49,458 --> 01:43:50,458
‎你好嗎，東尼？

1864
01:43:50,541 --> 01:43:54,708
‎我想要謝謝你為我做的一切

1865
01:43:54,791 --> 01:43:58,000
‎沒什麼，兄弟
‎我知道你也會為了我這麼做

1866
01:43:58,083 --> 01:44:00,083
‎我不確定，話說回來

1867
01:44:00,166 --> 01:44:03,708
‎其實我有話要跟你說

1868
01:44:04,375 --> 01:44:05,875
‎我必須告訴你

1869
01:44:06,541 --> 01:44:08,125
‎你母親是怎麼死的

1870
01:44:09,208 --> 01:44:11,958
‎什麼意思？我母親死於癌症

1871
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:13,750
‎沒錯，她…

1872
01:44:14,375 --> 01:44:15,666
‎什麼？癌症？

1873
01:44:15,750 --> 01:44:17,791
‎對啊，很多人死於癌症

1874
01:44:17,875 --> 01:44:21,708
‎森巴學校要做關於這個議題的花車

1875
01:44:21,791 --> 01:44:24,708
‎德勞西奧瓦雷拉醫生會站在花車上

1876
01:44:26,666 --> 01:44:28,250
‎-她死於癌症？
‎-對啊

1877
01:44:28,333 --> 01:44:30,708
‎她接受治療很久了

1878
01:44:31,958 --> 01:44:34,833
‎可是你送她去醫院時她不省人事

1879
01:44:34,916 --> 01:44:37,625
‎她只是暈倒了，不要緊的

1880
01:44:37,708 --> 01:44:41,875
‎她醒來後精神很好，我還錄了下來

1881
01:44:42,375 --> 01:44:46,125
‎她跟醫院員工跳舞，你看她多開心

1882
01:44:46,208 --> 01:44:47,666
‎她還會跳舞？

1883
01:44:47,750 --> 01:44:50,166
‎醫生和護士陪她跳舞

1884
01:44:50,250 --> 01:44:52,875
‎於是我高歌華奇諾波倫斯萬歲

1885
01:44:52,958 --> 01:44:54,083
‎可是後來

1886
01:44:54,625 --> 01:44:57,250
‎他們照了她的肺部X光

1887
01:44:57,333 --> 01:45:00,875
‎意外發現腫瘤已經擴散

1888
01:45:00,958 --> 01:45:03,791
‎他們動了手術，但她沒有撐過去

1889
01:45:03,875 --> 01:45:05,375
‎去死…

1890
01:45:05,458 --> 01:45:07,291
‎王八…

1891
01:45:07,375 --> 01:45:09,708
‎靠…不

1892
01:45:11,041 --> 01:45:14,291
‎所以那才是你母親的死因？

1893
01:45:15,250 --> 01:45:16,875
‎-對啊
‎-沒有其他的？

1894
01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:20,666
‎我這麼久以來的

1895
01:45:21,333 --> 01:45:24,250
‎罪惡感都是白費的？

1896
01:45:25,125 --> 01:45:26,583
‎為什麼有罪惡感？

1897
01:45:28,250 --> 01:45:29,750
‎-什麼？
‎-你是什麼意思？

1898
01:45:30,625 --> 01:45:31,666
‎-我說的話？
‎-對啊

1899
01:45:31,750 --> 01:45:33,125
‎-誰說的？
‎-說什麼？

1900
01:45:33,208 --> 01:45:34,291
‎-你說的
‎-什麼？

1901
01:45:34,375 --> 01:45:35,333
‎罪惡感？

1902
01:45:35,416 --> 01:45:38,166
‎那是你母親嗎？這件T恤真好看

1903
01:45:38,250 --> 01:45:39,708
‎-我剛才說罪惡感？
‎-對

1904
01:45:39,791 --> 01:45:41,083
‎罪惡感…

1905
01:45:41,166 --> 01:45:44,000
‎-有罪惡感是因為…
‎-你說

1906
01:45:44,083 --> 01:45:46,666
‎因為我沒有機會多瞭解她

1907
01:45:46,750 --> 01:45:48,625
‎這話太傻了，華哥

1908
01:45:48,708 --> 01:45:52,333
‎別這麼執著
‎你知道什麼是最重要的嗎？

1909
01:45:52,416 --> 01:45:54,916
‎重要的是你沒有讓我獨自一人

1910
01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,250
‎我們差點就當不成鄰居了

1911
01:45:57,333 --> 01:45:59,958
‎是嗎？我…

1912
01:46:00,041 --> 01:46:01,416
‎該死…

1913
01:46:02,291 --> 01:46:04,125
‎我沒有讓你離開

1914
01:46:04,208 --> 01:46:06,791
‎-你大可離開
‎-你阻止了我

1915
01:46:06,875 --> 01:46:10,708
‎想像這會有多悲慘，你會很想念我

1916
01:46:10,791 --> 01:46:13,041
‎我也會想你，但你知道什麼最棒嗎？

1917
01:46:13,125 --> 01:46:15,250
‎-不…
‎-你知道什麼最棒嗎？

1918
01:46:15,333 --> 01:46:19,416
‎現在我們能永遠在一起，華哥

1919
01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:22,541
‎謝謝你，好朋友

1920
01:46:26,041 --> 01:46:28,375
‎他大可離開

1921
01:48:39,833 --> 01:48:42,458
‎你好嗎，華哥？你還好吧？

1922
01:48:42,541 --> 01:48:45,458
‎我好激動，我說的是真心話

1923
01:48:45,541 --> 01:48:50,208
‎感謝你幫助我們的森巴學校
‎晉級最優秀的組別

1924
01:48:50,291 --> 01:48:51,541
‎我們成功了，華哥！

1925
01:48:51,625 --> 01:48:53,791
‎我們甚至有了排練的倉庫

1926
01:48:53,875 --> 01:48:57,000
‎我想這個消息會讓你不開心

1927
01:48:57,083 --> 01:49:00,416
‎但我們以後不能在家排練森巴了

1928
01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:02,583
‎只能在倉庫排練

1929
01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:08,750
‎從現在起，我要幫凱莉開創新生涯
‎成為放克歌手

1930
01:49:08,833 --> 01:49:10,791
‎她很厲害，所以我要幫她

1931
01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:13,958
‎我們要在家排練她的放克歌曲

1932
01:49:14,041 --> 01:49:17,375
‎我沒有很喜歡放克
‎但你也知道女人拒絕不得

1933
01:49:17,458 --> 01:49:21,750
‎她們現在能統治世界，我想邀請你來

1934
01:49:21,833 --> 01:49:25,458
‎我們來跳放克，華哥！來我們家玩

1935
01:49:25,541 --> 01:49:26,500
‎來吧，華哥！

1936
01:49:55,333 --> 01:49:57,333
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