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{\an8}Today I'm joined by Sam van der Horst
from the food blog SamThingNice,

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{\an8}and powerfood loving Lilian Schaaf
from LilianLikes.

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{\an8}They explain all about their 10 challenges
they're doing together.

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Go ahead, Sam.

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We think very differently about food.

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So my publisher thought it was an
interesting idea to contrast them.

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- Publisher? Are you writing a book?
- I am.

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It's been my dream since I was six.

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- I've been a fan of yours since forever.
- That's super cute.

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But we aren't here
to talk about your book.

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No, in our challenges
we get the same assignments.

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{\an8}But our approaches
are completely different.

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{\an8}Rumor has it that you're both
in the running for a new TV show.

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- How exciting.
- Very exciting.

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{\an8}<i>Hey, this is Sam from SamThingNice.</i>
<i>I'm on my allotment...</i>

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<i>standing near the cavalo nero.</i>
<i>It's Italian kale.</i>

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<i>It's great in pasta</i>
<i>or stir frying it with chickpeas.</i>

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<i>This local kale is hardly found</i>
<i>in grocery store.</i>

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<i>Instead they do have green</i>
<i>beans from Peru.</i>

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And we have Swiss chard again.

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<i>Super tasty. Wash them first</i>
<i>or you'll have sand between your teeth.</i>

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And manure....

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<i>This new cooking show from RTL.</i>
<i>Who should present it?</i>

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It depends on what RTL wants.

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<i>I love Sam's organic aspect.</i>
<i>Wonderful!</i>

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{\an8}<i>That's your thing, but I like Lilian,</i>
<i>she's a great fit girl.</i>

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<i>Presenting it together,</i>
<i>that would be interesting.</i>

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<i>Not together!</i>
<i>They can't stand each other.</i>

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That's true.

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<i>For today's challenge I'm going to eat</i>
<i>the ghost pepper.</i>

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In 2007, it won an award
for the hottest pepper in the...

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OK. Just eat it.

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I'm just going to eat it.

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{\an8}<i>Sam, is there a</i>
<i>Mr. Perfect in your life?</i>

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Well, I'm not really...

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A man that cooks for you twice

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{\an8}<i>and 3 months later is taking a shit</i>
<i>with the door open? No, thanks.</i>

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{\an8}<i>- What's your name, by the way?</i>
<i>- Joshua.</i>

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Keep your hands up.

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- Keep going.
- Sam, look over here. Picture.

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Shit.

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- Duco.
- Hey, Samantha?

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- Mom?
- Yes.

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<i>- When can Dad and I come for a visit?</i>
<i>- Hey.</i>

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- Next week?
- OK.

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Oh, fuck. Shit.
Sorry, Mom, I have an appointment.

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<i>Do you need anything</i>
<i>from our vegetable garden?</i>

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- Yes, grapes.
- Is she in a rush again?

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- I have to go. I'll see you later.
- Hi, sweetie.

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No!

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- Salam.
- Aylakum salam.

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Hi, hi.

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- Hi.
- Where were you?

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- Good to see you.
- Sorry I'm late.

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Thank you for all the attention
on social media for our venture,

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and that you wanted to help
with the cooking.

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Technically, Sam was too late
to help with the cooking.

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- But the dishes still need to be done.
- Yeah, no problem.

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- Ok, ciao, ciao.
- Bye, thanks again.

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- Where's the kitchen?
- I'll show you.

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Sorry. Just tasting
to see if they are ripe.

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And?

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Very nice.

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- Like a tiny kiwi.
- That's right.

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Sorry. Country girl.
I'll have two boxes.

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Know what you're going
to make with them?

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Yes.

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What?

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Are you asking me about
the chef's secret?

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5.50.

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- Can I use my debit card?
- No, the machine doesn't work.

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Shit.

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- I haven't seen you here before.
- Haven't seen you either.

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There's usually a woman here.
Very kind, but a bit slovenly.

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Like someone with psoriasis who keeps
an open can of cat food in the fridge.

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She's my mom.

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Don't, Lilian.

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You don't look good, sweetie.

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Chamomile tea on your eyes.
Works wonders.

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- 5.50, please.
- Right.

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Oh, hello.

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What a gorgeous... shop you have.

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- Excuse me?
- It's for my blog.

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What's your Insta?
Or send me a DM and I'll tag you.

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- No, I'm not into that nonsense.
- Excuse me?

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That nonsense is read
by a 100,000 people.

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That's up to them.
I don't like that sensationalist hype

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of super foods and killer bodies.

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You can forget about your free exposure.

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That's such a shame.

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I just don't like food bloggers.

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I have to go.

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Stop. Hold on.

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- 5.50?
- Right. Do you have cash?

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Cash?

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- Can you send me a Venmo?
- No.

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But I'm going to pick fruit on Sunday
and I can use some help.

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A nice little earner. 5.50 an hour.

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- As it happens.
- As it happens.

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- Maybe.
- Then I'll need your number.

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06...

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- ...1388 2...
- Hold on.

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I have a New Year's Eve party
in four months,

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so it would nice
if you could be done by then.

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Wait, I'll try another way.

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Marco.

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Sam.

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Hey, honey, I've got them.

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How are your cats, Mom?

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What on earth are you talking about?
I hate cats.

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OK, thank you.

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Bye.

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You've got 46 likes
on Instagram already.

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- Did you post it?!
- Of course not. I wouldn't.

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- Thanks for the berries.
- Of course.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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- Hey, ugly mug.
- Hello, hello.

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Look at these gorgeous
watermelon radishes.

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- Great.
- Right.

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- Your visionary friend is here.
- Is he?

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- Are we ready?
- Yes, I just picked up the last things.

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- Why not have one of the girls do that?
- They're colleagues.

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- I like to pick up my own stuff.
- That's why I hired you.

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Other idea. I ordered an oyster girl
for tonight.

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- But they aren't in season yet.
- Who cares?

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People want it
and they're fresh from China.

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Then it looks like we have no idea.
That we're just doing something.

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It's presentation, trimming. Whatever.
My department.

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You do your thing,
I stay out of it.

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I do my thing
and you stay out of it.

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But oysters? Now?

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That's for people who drive
an all-terrain vehicle in the city.

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What's wrong with that?
It'll be fine.

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Hi, yes I have a restaurant these days
with the best chef in Amsterdam.

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But he still has to learn who's the boss.

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I'm not making this meringue with egg,
but with aquafaba.

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That's the liquid of chickpeas
you normally throw out.

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Inspired by the classic
lemon meringue pie,

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I'm making a kiwi berry meringue pie.

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These are a kind of mini kiwi
flavor bombs.

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- And they're super sustainable.
- Nice country girl.

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They don't have to be imported
like the ordinary kiwi.

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- Interesting. I didn't know that.
- That's why we want Sam.

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The concept is simple.

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Each week a different local ingredient
stars in both a savory and sweet recipe.

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- Do I have wet spots?
- No.

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But you do smell a bit of onions.

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Think what it will do for your book
when you've got your own show.

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- If I ever finish it.
- You will.

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I nearly finished the recipes,
but I better get started on the content.

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Not that long story about
how beets grow, though.

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Everyone's busy, so it can't be
too complicated or expensive.

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And with a marketing angle
like Fajah's cellulite book.

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And maybe delicious and nice
and authentic?

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- I hope Duco's enthusiastic too.
- SamThingNice, right?

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- Selfie?
- OK

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- It seems I smell of onions, though.
- We're fine with that.

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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

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- Come, I need to tell you something.
- What?

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- I met a cute greengrocer.
- No way!

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- Did you score a date?
- We haven't set a date yet. Look.

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Is he hot? Does he have
SamThingNice in his grocery stall?

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I haven't seen his zucchini yet.

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- Just like that? Not even on Tinder?
- Right.

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- Miracles never cease.
- But he hates food bloggers.

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- Why?
- He thinks it's sensationalist.

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That's good. You've been celibate
for long enough.

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Ask him out and he'll see you're terrific.

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Bye, sweetie.

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- See you later, alligator.
- In a while, crocodile.

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What's up?

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Nothing.

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OK, ok, ok. I met a girl.

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Really?

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I've asked her to pick fruit toghether.

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Picking fruit, you romantic.

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Why do my women never ask
something like that?

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- Where are the extra tables?
- Why?

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We counted on 60 people,
but the printout says 80.

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Henry said it's OK.

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<i>- Hey, doll.</i>
<i>- Feel like having a free dinner?</i>

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OK, guys. Do we want to change
anything before we serve?

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- More flavor?
- No.

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- It's fine like this.
- Hey, Marco.

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- It's the only thing Arie had left.
- Mom, you're an angel.

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- Good luck.
- Talk to you later.

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- It reminds me of my ex.
- We can't make ceviche out of that.

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We'll smoke it and make a rillette.

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- With creamy lemon mayo, chives.
- And tarragon.

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- One of the food critics wants a word.
- Can the fish be marinated?

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- Maybe later.
- You can't let her wait.

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Not right now. Fish should already
have been in the marinade.

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Later.

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- Your mom called me.
- Why?

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- Because you weren't picking up again.
- What did you say?

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That I'll make sure you'll eat
your vegetables.

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Good.

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Cheese!

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No.

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This is just...

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I've got an idea.

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You aren't the only blogger in the house.

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- Hey, your favorite colleague.
- Absofreakinglutely.

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Ready? Writing a review
is a different kettle of fish.

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At least you have
an opinion about everything.

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Hi, welcome to Ginger&Co.

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- Did you book a table?
- Yes.

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Guys, it's filled to the rafters.
Transavia can learn a lesson from that.

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- We have 20 extra people.
- Yes, I invited food bloggers and VIPs.

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Food bloggers?

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- Sam van der Horst plus one.
- Van der Horst.

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Nice outfit.

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- Could it be in a different name?
- No, it has to be Van der Horst.

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I'm sorry.

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I have a food blog
and I was invited by... Harry.

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- Henry.
- Right.

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On Insta you said you were invited.

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- Yes, by Harry.
- Henry.

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Our followers will be disappointed
if our last challenge is off.

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We need them. That's how it works.

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Thank God we have 20 professional
reviewers for dinner.

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Know what? Let's bake some fat free
muffins, so they'll have enough food.

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I have faith in you guys.
Go get 'em.

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I'm here for the fire-eating act.

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Sam from SamThingNice!
Sarah, give them a nice table.

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Welcome, Lilian from LilianLikes.
Follow me.

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I have one table left.
Follow me.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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We've been here for an hour
and I haven't even had a drink.

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I feel like my sister in a swingers club.

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00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,920
My colleague will be right with you.

234
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,759
Your colleague said that
30 minutes ago.

235
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:59,599
I apologize, it's very busy.
Have you made a choice?

236
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,039
Yes, we'd like a tasting menu.

237
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,519
- I have to discuss that with the chef.
- Shared dining is possible everywhere.

238
00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:09,680
I'll go and ask.

239
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,960
- Jacco...
- What?

240
00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:15,200
- It's very busy. Those girls are trying.
- The customer is king.

241
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:17,480
And it will be material for your review.

242
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:23,759
There you go, ladies,
Oyster Mushroom Flambé.

243
00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:25,400
Thank you.

244
00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:28,960
- It's busy enough as it is.
- They really wanted...

245
00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:31,359
Food bloggers.
Cut them short right away.

246
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,079
Cut them short.

247
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,880
I apologize. The chef...

248
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,200
Can come and tell us
why this is such a complicated request.

249
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:40,039
Jac, come on.

250
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:44,440
Then I'd like...

251
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,039
One ceviche.

252
00:18:54,279 --> 00:19:00,319
There. The mushy peas celebrating
carrots and the ceviche.

253
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,559
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

254
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680
No, wait.

255
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:08,880
There.

256
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,240
Wow, this is so good.

257
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,480
It looks wonderful.

258
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,440
- Two ceviche.
- Yep.

259
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:48,000
- Isn't it finished by now?
- This is the new batch, chef.

260
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,640
Hey, Mr. Greengrocer?

261
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:57,119
Do you work here?

262
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,559
- Have you met the chef yet?
- I prefer to be objective.

263
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,759
You'll write something kind anyway.

264
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,200
A tasteless review
that's no good to anyone.

265
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,240
I'm not afraid to give an opinion.

266
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:22,759
Sometimes it's harsh.

267
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:25,599
But at least I'm honest.
My followers appreciate that.

268
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:29,920
You just want people to like you.

269
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,920
Cuddle foodie.

270
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:40,920
- Sorry, something went wrong.
- Yes, that was very wrong.

271
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,720
- Can I offer you something else?
- A hamburger place?

272
00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:45,000
Jac...

273
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,599
- The eggplant, please.
- There's none left.

274
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,440
Maybe the salty-sweet popsicle
on a plate with seaweed crumb?

275
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,799
Is it the upside-down popsicle
that costs 13 euros?

276
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,240
Yes.

277
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:00,880
Briny oyster on the house?

278
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:03,319
But it isn't in season.

279
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:08,119
Don't you know what these snotty boys
do with naughty girls like you?

280
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,680
No, thanks.

281
00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:12,960
I think we're done here.

282
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,160
They're fresh, you know.

283
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:50,000
So, what do you think?
Covers and blurbs have to stand out.

284
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:53,839
They have to pick out yours.
Why do you think Heleen sells so well?

285
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,319
<i>- I...</i>
<i>- It isn't because of her writing style.</i>

286
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,000
<i>- This sells. You do yoga, right?</i>
<i>- Boxing. I find yoga...</i>

287
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,000
Yoga chicks will buy your book.

288
00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:04,000
Always working on balance
and wearing a sports bra.

289
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,640
Couldn't it be...

290
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,519
I'll have Louise schedule
a photo shoot.

291
00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:09,640
And you have to think about
your deadline.

292
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,559
I can't wait for your first version.

293
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:13,839
I have to take this.

294
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,519
You're doing a great job.
Thank you.

295
00:23:15,599 --> 00:23:16,759
The Duke speaking.

296
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,759
I'll take care of it for you.

297
00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:52,559
Sam?

298
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:54,880
Were you exercising?

299
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,359
Duco wants me
to go on the cover like this.

300
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,960
- Really, That's not you.
- I know, that's exactly the problem.

301
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:05,000
Don't worry. The publishers
will be at your feet, because...

302
00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:06,640
...you're among the last two.

303
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,279
- Really?
- Last audition next week.

304
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,920
If you do it like you did last time,
you'll be in 100 percent.

305
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,960
- Don't wear this, though.
- Who's the other contender?

306
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:20,599
Elody wanted her.

307
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,839
But I'll make sure
it's going to be you.

308
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,759
We'll finally be working together.

309
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:29,240
You'll be the new Jamie Oliver,
but nicer and prettier,

310
00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:30,960
and without a zucchini.

311
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:34,440
- It's a bit early for this.
- I have something to celebrate as well.

312
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:37,400
Elody is going to be in charge
of the foreign branch.

313
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,839
- Guess who's going to replace her?
- Really?

314
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,839
- Congrats.
- I still have to prove myself.

315
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,119
- I can't afford to make any mistakes.
- Your perfection personified.

316
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,759
I know,
but they have to see that as well.

317
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,200
Did you get in touch
with the greengrocer yet?

318
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,440
- No, I'm way too busy with that deadline.
- Come on.

319
00:24:58,519 --> 00:25:01,200
Or you'll go from forgotten vegetables
to forgotten greengrocer.

320
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,480
Do it.

321
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,680
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

322
00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:09,240
- Oh, no.
- Hold on.

323
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,160
Those filters are incredible.
Number greengrocer. There you go.

324
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,960
Got it?

325
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,359
There. Are you proud of me?

326
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,400
- Good, huh? Made it myself.
- Wonderful.. What's in it?

327
00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:35,079
- He sent an 'x'.
- I send that to my handyman too.

328
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,880
- You really need to wear something else.
- Right. Shit.

329
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,200
Come on.

330
00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,039
Country girl.

331
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,480
- Shall we?
- Yep.

332
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:34,920
You do that very professionally.

333
00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:38,640
Picking apples.
Stealing specific berries.

334
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,119
- Do you do something with fruit?
- Eat it.

335
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,200
In terms of work.

336
00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:47,759
No, I...

337
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,559
I write.

338
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,400
- A cookbook.
- That's great.

339
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,240
Are you a chef?

340
00:26:55,319 --> 00:26:56,519
No.

341
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,559
I write about food and stuff..
I do photography. Anyway..

342
00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,880
- You're a greengrocer.
- No, the shop's my mom's.

343
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,920
I'm a chef.

344
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,960
Chef. Really?

345
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,759
Look, ground elder. It's edible.

346
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:15,440
- I use it a lot.
- Don't.

347
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:17,759
- No, don't.
- It's good.

348
00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:21,119
I know it's edible, but I saw
a sheep pee on this particular one.

349
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,759
- Couldn't you have said so sooner?
- You were too fast.

350
00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:30,160
Here.

351
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:40,319
Ripened cashew cheese in volcanic ash.

352
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,400
- It's divine.
- Isn't it?

353
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,680
- Best apple pie in Amsterdam.
- After mine?

354
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,440
"Winkel" at the Organic Market.

355
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,759
Best croissant in Amsterdam?

356
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:03,440
- Fort Nine.
- Niemeijer.

357
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:04,599
Touché.

358
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,839
At least three parts of butter
to ten parts of flour.

359
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,960
- But it can't feel greasy to the touch.
- And it has to be crispy.

360
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,240
There should be a national ban
on whole wheat croissants.

361
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,240
And on whole wheat pasta.
Eat a sandwich if you want whole wheat.

362
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:20,680
That's different. I have a wonderful
recipe for whole wheat pasta.

363
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:23,160
Sorry, I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

364
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,200
I might make it for you someday.

365
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,519
I'll pretend I did hear that.

366
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,960
Have dinner at my restaurant sometime.
It's around the corner.

367
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,359
Is that your restaurant?

368
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,880
- Yeah. Coming in?
- No.

369
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:16,200
Yes. No, I...

370
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,079
I have an appointment.
Completely forgot.

371
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,799
Stupid of me. So... bye.

372
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,359
- Sam?
- Yes?

373
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:28,519
I had a great time.

374
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,759
Me too.

375
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,359
Bye. Oh, shit.

376
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,640
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

377
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:13,799
<i>Voicemail Jacco. I never listen</i>
<i>to my voicemails, so send a text. Bye.</i>

378
00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:51,920
We had some more cancellations,
so we're going to make a change.

379
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,160
I want more refinement
like mousse and aspic.

380
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,759
Look at those guys
from the Avocado Show. They get it.

381
00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:02,599
But we can look for refinement
in something else.

382
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,799
Polo, you're good in the kitchen,
I'm a trendsetter. Top team.

383
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880
My preference...

384
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,440
Have you never been taught

385
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:13,359
that you don't start whining
until after your trial period?

386
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,279
- Those lamps...
- Golden lamps. All the rage.

387
00:32:16,359 --> 00:32:18,119
Let's do it. I want two over there...

388
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,279
- Don't put up with everything he says.
- I'm not.

389
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:23,160
Sometimes you have to compromise.

390
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,200
Does he have a lot of ideas? Yes.
They're not always the best.

391
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,279
But he's had a few successful
companies.

392
00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:31,200
Do you really believe that?

393
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:36,160
If you keep doing what he says, we'll
be working in a fairground attraction.

394
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:58,119
- What is this?
- It's still a draft, but it shows you...

395
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,960
I want a diet, not some funny
recipe book. I thought that was clear.

396
00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:05,200
- But my blog...
- Your blog is no longer relevant.

397
00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:08,759
You've become a brand.
That doesn't demand random recipes.

398
00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:11,359
It needs a lifestyle, a diet.

399
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,279
You want to become major league, right?

400
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,559
I want a nice personal cookbook that...

401
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,119
Personal is good.
Personal is the key word.

402
00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,799
Your lifestyle. Your diet.

403
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,440
Your killer body.

404
00:33:24,359 --> 00:33:27,960
I need a result next week
or you'll have to pay back the advance.

405
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,960
My appointment is here.
Go get 'em.

406
00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:33,240
Frans, how are you?
Long time no see. Have a seat.

407
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,480
Ms. van der Horst? Sam?
I wanted to say...

408
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,400
Super thanks.

409
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,839
You made me more aware
of what I eat.

410
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,200
- That's good to hear.
- And don't mind, Duco.

411
00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:52,079
He acts tough,
but I think he's compensating.

412
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,480
- Ah, classic.
- I know.

413
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:55,880
Selfie?

414
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,920
I've been following you
for two years.

415
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:09,039
- Keep it.
- Thank you.

416
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,480
What the fuck?

417
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,480
Lilian?

418
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:39,239
Lilian!

419
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:45,800
- Can we talk?
- Hey, Sam, how nice.

420
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,079
- Did you pick fruit with the greengrocer?
- Why did you post my review?

421
00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:51,280
Because you're too chicken
to be honest, again.

422
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,280
- I can't do a challenge on my own.
- Remove it.

423
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,800
Once online, forever online.

424
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,960
I know you're a total amateur, but do
I need to explain the internet to you?

425
00:34:59,039 --> 00:35:00,239
Bitch.

426
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,719
Take that review offline.

427
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,159
- Give me my phone.
- No.

428
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,239
- Give it.
- No.

429
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:56,519
Look.

430
00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:05,880
- If you don't post it, I won't either.
- Deal.

431
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:36,119
Marco, I should have told you
right away, but I...

432
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,480
I have a food blog.

433
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,440
No.

434
00:36:41,519 --> 00:36:44,679
I should have told you before,
but I'm a food blogger.

435
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,119
Marco, I...

436
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:50,079
have been lying all along...

437
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,559
...to you. And I know you really
hate foodbloggers, but...

438
00:36:56,639 --> 00:37:00,000
I'm going to make it even worse now...

439
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:02,199
No. Shit.

440
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,239
Well well well.

441
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:20,400
I've got something for you.

442
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,840
- Chocolate?
- The chocolate is irrelevant.

443
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,679
Chocolate is never irrelevant.

444
00:37:33,559 --> 00:37:35,000
Want this?

445
00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:39,599
It's about the small thing inside.
That's the real surprise.

446
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:44,440
Yeah, but not every surprise is nice.

447
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:49,039
You ate his egg.
He needs a home.

448
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,199
Talking about not so nice surprises...

449
00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:02,960
- Nice, huh, Amsterdam?
- Come on.

450
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,400
Well, what I want to say...

451
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,480
OK, I have a food blog.

452
00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:14,360
- I know you hate food bloggers...
- What's your diet called?

453
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:16,599
Sorry, that was rude.

454
00:38:16,679 --> 00:38:21,679
No, I know what you mean,
but my blog isn't about trends.

455
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:27,639
I try to make people think about
local and seasonal food.

456
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,679
But sometimes I have to do things
that don't really suit me.

457
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,239
Same here. My boss constantly
tells me what to do.

458
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,960
The food has to be Instagrammable.

459
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:39,840
You have to be able to taste the passion
from the photo.

460
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,760
But passion is such a cliché.
It once meant love and small scale.

461
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,119
But now bread from the grocery store
is called passion too.

462
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,119
I think you are very passionate.

463
00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:53,920
- Come in.
- It's still closed.

464
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,360
No, I know someone here.

465
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:06,199
You know, if it doesn't work out, I can
call a friend with a restaurant in Milan.

466
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,159
He has a piece of land where they grow
their own vegetables and olives.

467
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,599
Sorry.

468
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,760
Marco speaking.

469
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,599
Yes.

470
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,840
Where did that come from
all of a sudden?

471
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,480
Yeah, but I...

472
00:39:28,119 --> 00:39:30,360
I can be there in three hours.

473
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,679
OK, fine. I'm on my way.

474
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,079
- Sorry, I have to go.
- What's wrong?

475
00:39:36,159 --> 00:39:38,920
A fellow food blogger has written
a very negative review.

476
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,199
That Lilian.

477
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,239
- Marco, I...
- I have to go.

478
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,519
No, I have to tell you...
Marco?

479
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,119
'Rotten fish.'

480
00:39:49,519 --> 00:39:51,239
'Soulless.'

481
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,159
'Inflexible.'

482
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,800
Those aren't my favorite hash tags, Polo.

483
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:02,280
- Here: 'The chef is obviously clueless.'
- It's just one review.

484
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,440
But people take it seriously.

485
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,360
They parrot each other.

486
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,840
Reservations are being cancelled.

487
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,920
Our reviews went from 4.5 to 1.
In less than an hour.

488
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,119
- Does it happen that fast?
- Welcome to the 21st century.

489
00:40:18,199 --> 00:40:20,440
You're the kind of guy who
thinks at late nigth shopping:

490
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,079
"I have to hurry,
because internet closes at nine"

491
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,559
Here. This food critic writes: 'Ceviche
with rotten fish is a mortal sin.'

492
00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:31,119
Another one: 'Cancelled right away.'

493
00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:37,559
'Don't feel like wasting time and money
in the umpteenth 'not-quite' restaurant.'

494
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:40,400
We're dead and buried
before we've even started.

495
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,320
But I'm not going to take it lying down.

496
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,920
We're taking it up a notch.

497
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
The fish was a mistake,
because we had to improvise.

498
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:49,719
Let me do it my way.

499
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,039
But then it has to be
El Bulli 2.0 style.

500
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,760
I'll put together a new menu tomorrow.

501
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,000
We can present
it to the guests on Thursday.

502
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,000
- I'll come too.
- It's your day off.

503
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,400
I'll be there.

504
00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:03,079
Henry?

505
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,280
<i>Hey, doll, have you finished your dish</i>
<i>for the audition?</i>

506
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,159
I have a meeting with Elody coming up.

507
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,800
<i>She loves pasta with goat cheese.</i>
<i>Just so you know.</i>

508
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,719
<i>- How did the greengrocer react?</i>
<i>- Lilian posted my review.</i>

509
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,199
And he read it.

510
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,400
<i>- Shit. Was he angry?</i>
<i>- Yes. At Lilian.</i>

511
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:47,679
- He thinks she wrote it.
- This isn't the time to fuck up.

512
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,239
It happened so fast. I tried to tell him,
but I couldn't manage it.

513
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,400
<i>- Sam, you have to be honest.</i>
<i>- Yeah, I know.</i>

514
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,440
<i>- Shit. Elody. I have to go. Good luck.</i>
<i>- Thanks. Bye.</i>

515
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,840
- Did you actually read it?
- Don't want to.

516
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,760
She's right, though.
Things didn't go well that evening.

517
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,199
Are you defending her?

518
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,679
And that oyster girl. Seriously.
What the fuck?

519
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,519
We're going to do it differently.
Or did you just come to whine?

520
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,360
No, no. No.

521
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,800
Mom? Oh, no.

522
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,480
It's so nice when your daughter
is happy to see you.

523
00:43:42,559 --> 00:43:45,800
- Hi, daughter.
- Hey.

524
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,440
- What's going on here?
- No, no, no.

525
00:43:49,519 --> 00:43:51,199
Oh, fuck.

526
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,559
- Open a window.
- Dad, switch off the smoke detector.

527
00:43:53,639 --> 00:43:55,679
I am. It'll be fine.

528
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,639
- Ah, this is the culprit.
- Damn noise.

529
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,000
Well...

530
00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:04,480
- Let's see...
- Mom, don't.

531
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:07,559
I'm not doing anything,
just making some room.

532
00:44:07,639 --> 00:44:12,280
Diet? What can you still have?
Hot water with mint?

533
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,960
Careful with my worm stool.

534
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,400
Your what?

535
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,599
It's a small composter for city dwellers.

536
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:19,480
- Wonderful grapes.
- Thanks, Mom.

537
00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:21,119
Look what I found.

538
00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:23,719
Your big hero when you were 12.
Still recognize him?

539
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,599
Ooh, Rudolph. 'Life and Cooking.'

540
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,960
Look, here is your old recipe book.

541
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:33,199
Inspiration for your book.
We thought it might inspire you.

542
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,159
We don't have room for all that stuff.

543
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,880
You have four bedrooms
and a huge garage.

544
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,760
Choco-pear cake.

545
00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:44,960
Can you take this back home?

546
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:46,119
Geez, what a mess here.

547
00:44:46,199 --> 00:44:49,360
I'm preparing for an audition and I also
have to go to the allotment.

548
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,559
We'll come with you. Come on.

549
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:53,679
- Come on, honey.
- No.

550
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,039
- Come on.
- OK.

551
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:57,400
That restaurant is in trouble
because of me.

552
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,840
If the food wasn't good,
then it wasn't good.

553
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,960
- You were objective. That counts.
- That's exactly the point.

554
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,920
The food was kind of interesting.

555
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:10,960
It's just that a lot of things
went wrong that evening,

556
00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:15,039
and I might have let myself be tempted
to be more critical than usual.

557
00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:16,920
Why?

558
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,480
- Lilian.
- Is she one with the teeth?

559
00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:21,960
No, the one with the sports bra.

560
00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:26,280
- Basil for your pesto. Do you need it?
- Yes.

561
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,320
- Want me to pick some?
- Yes. Thanks, Dad.

562
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,000
What if they go bankrupt
because of me?

563
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:37,480
If people like the food,
they'll soon forget about that review.

564
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:40,880
- It's over here.
- No, that's mint, honey.

565
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,119
They don't forget a review that quickly.

566
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,280
When something is online,
it remains online.

567
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,320
Yes, that's true.

568
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,039
Take that guy you like.
What's his name?

569
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,480
- George Clooney?
- No, that nice one.

570
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,840
Brad Pitt?

571
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,559
No, the one with the blue eyes.
What's his name?

572
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,519
- Ooh, Jude.
- Jude Law.

573
00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:02,320
He made one mistake. It will haunt him
for the rest of his life.

574
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,880
- Well, it was stupid of him.
- Yes, to tell it.

575
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,800
- Dad...
- So you're going to be on TV.

576
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880
If the audition goes well.

577
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,639
Take it easy, though.
We worry about you sometimes.

578
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:14,880
No need, Mom.

579
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,000
Wait a minute.

580
00:46:17,079 --> 00:46:19,199
Snails. That isn't good.

581
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,239
Here, take this home,
or you'll have to throw it out tomorrow.

582
00:46:24,039 --> 00:46:25,639
Throw it out?

583
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,880
Mom, you're a genius.

584
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,440
<i>- Sam.</i>
<i>- Hey.</i>

585
00:46:32,519 --> 00:46:34,119
Where are you?

586
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,320
Hello?

587
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,800
Hi.

588
00:47:21,519 --> 00:47:22,519
Hi.

589
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,199
- You must be Sam.
- Yes.

590
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,320
- Audrey.
- Sam.

591
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:34,840
I think...

592
00:47:42,639 --> 00:47:43,559
OK.

593
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,960
I'm off.

594
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,800
Oh, sorry.

595
00:47:58,679 --> 00:47:59,639
I...

596
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,840
- I need to...
- OK.

597
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,679
- Coming in?
- Yes.

598
00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:29,480
- I've got an idea.
- Do you? What is it?

599
00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:32,760
We have to put you on the map
as a chef in one blow

600
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,239
without it becoming a hype.

601
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,480
So it has to be something lasting,
something that suits you.

602
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,920
Am I lasting?

603
00:48:42,199 --> 00:48:43,199
Maybe.

604
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:51,679
Look, #ZeroWaste has 8.9 million posts
on Instagram...

605
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,119
and 5.1 million posts on 'Fine Dining'.

606
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,519
What I mean is: more and more people
don't want to use plastic anymore,

607
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:02,320
and don't want food to be wasted.

608
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:07,039
But the only zero waste restaurants
in town serve mediocre cafeteria food.

609
00:49:07,119 --> 00:49:13,760
So what Amsterdam needs is a zero
waste restaurant with fine dining dishes.

610
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,360
That's it.

611
00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:19,239
Making miso out of lemon peel,
growing mushrooms on coffee grounds,

612
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,920
fermenting what would otherwise
go rotten.

613
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,800
I know plenty of suppliers who throw out
their food because it isn't perfect.

614
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,960
Talking about not perfect,

615
00:49:28,039 --> 00:49:31,960
I brought not so perfect kale
from my allotment.

616
00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:35,679
I thought you could turn it
into something perfect.

617
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,079
Of my dad, I only remember
cooking together.

618
00:49:46,639 --> 00:49:51,119
And that I had to taste everything.
Smell first, then taste.

619
00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:54,840
After he died, my mom had to
work her butt off to take care of us.

620
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,800
I had to fend for myself.
Ah, well.

621
00:50:01,639 --> 00:50:02,960
What about you?

622
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,960
I remember that my parents and I...

623
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:11,440
...washed, dried and sowed the seeds
from one pumpkin.

624
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,920
A few months later, the garden
was full of little pumpkins.

625
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,320
So magical.

626
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:24,000
In high school, I spent
all of my clothing allowance on food.

627
00:50:24,079 --> 00:50:28,199
- Did you? Such as?
- French cheese, new herring...

628
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,639
Just everything interesting and tasty.

629
00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:32,639
What are you doing?

630
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:34,760
Sorry, my girlfriend
is a big fan of hers.

631
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,000
- You could have asked first.
- Yeah, sorry.

632
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:41,760
- It's OK. Let's take a photo together.
- Really?!

633
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,960
She'll love it.

634
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,960
- What's your girlfriend called?
- Simone.

635
00:50:48,039 --> 00:50:49,880
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

636
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,599
- Again, sorry.
- It's OK.

637
00:50:51,679 --> 00:50:52,840
- Bye. Thank you.
- Bye.

638
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,719
How do you deal with this?

639
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,280
- It's part of it.
- Bye-bye.

640
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,320
Wave at him.

641
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,719
Bye.

642
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,920
Amsterdam is so beautiful and peaceful
when you're on the water.

643
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,079
To the Amsterdam canals

644
00:51:38,159 --> 00:51:42,639
I've lost my heart forever

645
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,800
Amsterdam fills my thoughts

646
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:51,079
<i>as the most beautiful city</i>
<i>in our country</i>

647
00:51:51,159 --> 00:51:55,079
All those Amsterdam people

648
00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,800
who are actually from the countryside

649
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,280
but never want to move elsewhere

650
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,960
but they do want a parking permit

651
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:06,400
I don't have a car

652
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:11,280
<i>All those lights in the square</i>
<i>late at night</i>

653
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,760
No one can wish for anything better

654
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,519
<i>than to be an Amsterdammer</i>
<i>to be a country girl</i>

655
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,599
Fuck.

656
00:54:43,519 --> 00:54:44,920
Why were you so hard to reach?

657
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:49,960
Were you at your greengrocer's?

658
00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:52,840
No way. Tell me everything.

659
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,159
But not now.
I'm totally stressed out.

660
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:57,239
Me too.

661
00:54:57,559 --> 00:55:02,360
And now my recipe for old school
pasta pesto, but with a twist.

662
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,559
Instead of parmesan, I'll be using
great cheese.

663
00:55:07,159 --> 00:55:09,719
Did I say great cheese?
I meant goat cheese.

664
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,559
It's better for your guts.

665
00:55:11,639 --> 00:55:14,800
The viewers don't want stories
about bowel movements, do they?

666
00:55:16,199 --> 00:55:19,639
Pasta pesto, goat cheese.

667
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,719
It's better for the...

668
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,719
...body.

669
00:55:25,119 --> 00:55:26,920
Sorry, I lost the plot.

670
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,960
- Take your time.
- Well...

671
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,360
Right.

672
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,440
We got the picture, Sam.
Thank you.

673
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,559
- I can start over.
- That's not necessary.

674
00:55:44,639 --> 00:55:47,599
- I know enough.
- Sorry, I don't know exactly...

675
00:55:47,679 --> 00:55:50,280
I think... Nervous.

676
00:55:51,159 --> 00:55:54,159
Jacco, can you show Sam out
and Lilian in?

677
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:55,679
Thank you, Sam.

678
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,280
How did it go?

679
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,960
Your review is really going viral.

680
00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:04,199
Is that why you have problems
with your website?

681
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,159
Or are you busy with other things?

682
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,800
Lilian, are you ready?

683
00:56:08,119 --> 00:56:10,119
Born ready, Jackie, let's go.

684
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,119
Yes.

685
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:28,239
<i>Hi, this is Marco's voicemail.</i>
<i>Leave a message after the beep.</i>

686
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:35,159
Hey Marco, could you maybe call me
when you're finished?

687
00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:44,320
The new menu. Smoked Schiphol
goose with a cream of kale,

688
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,480
and rye bread miso.

689
00:56:46,559 --> 00:56:49,039
Roasted apple
with a black garlic lacquer.

690
00:56:49,119 --> 00:56:51,280
Yeah, yeah, let's just taste it.

691
00:56:52,519 --> 00:56:55,519
The entire dish is made from food
that would be thrown out.

692
00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:57,320
Zero waste.

693
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,400
What is this?
I'm at a table, not a garbage can.

694
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,519
- Wow, Marco...
- I'll explain it one more time.

695
00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:07,000
People come here to be surprised.

696
00:57:07,079 --> 00:57:08,639
Every time they come here

697
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,239
they have to get something
they've never seen before.

698
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,000
Or tasted, maybe?
It has to be good as well.

699
00:57:14,079 --> 00:57:15,760
Of course.
But I miss the wow.

700
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,239
I miss the 'Ooh, what is this?
What am I experiencing?'

701
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,199
'Everyone has to see this.'
Click, click, click. Social media.

702
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,599
I miss that. You know,
a shape that looks like a glass,

703
00:57:26,679 --> 00:57:31,599
and bouillon poured over it
and that it melts in front of your eyes.

704
00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:32,840
But you come up with this.

705
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,519
Something that even
an Italian housewife can make.

706
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:38,480
- Hold on.
- In her spare time.

707
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:42,840
If you don't want my input,
why did you hire me?

708
00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:45,239
Good point. You're fired.

709
00:57:46,199 --> 00:57:47,800
Excuse me?

710
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:51,159
I don't have the time to hold your hand.

711
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:55,400
- Tonight is your last evening.
- Fine.

712
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,079
- Bye, Marco.
- Bye, Henry.

713
00:58:10,079 --> 00:58:11,400
No new messages.

714
00:58:24,159 --> 00:58:25,480
Sam?

715
00:58:28,639 --> 00:58:31,360
Well, I can congratulate you.

716
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,199
- With what?
- With the show, nerd.

717
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,280
But the audition...

718
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,480
On the condition that you stop
doubting yourself all the time.

719
00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:42,039
No one wants to watch that.

720
00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:44,880
Congratulations!

721
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,400
I wasn't able to access your site.
Can you get it back up in the air ASAP?

722
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,599
- Yeah...
- Thank you.

723
00:58:50,679 --> 00:58:52,239
By this afternoon.

724
00:58:53,159 --> 00:58:54,599
I have to go.

725
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,800
Sam?

726
00:58:58,519 --> 00:58:59,840
Sam!

727
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,679
What's going on with you? I had to praise
you right through the Ozon layer.

728
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,840
But you don't seem to care.

729
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,039
Hey, hello. I really had
to convince Elody, you know.

730
00:59:11,119 --> 00:59:13,559
She was tending towards Lilian.

731
00:59:16,039 --> 00:59:17,719
- Fuck.
- What?

732
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,519
You're kidding.

733
00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:24,159
I have to go and see Marco.

734
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,199
<i>Hi, this is Marco's voicemail.</i>
<i>Leave a message after the beep.</i>

735
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,880
<i>Hi, this is Marco's voicemail.</i>
<i>Leave a message after the beep.</i>

736
01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:26,000
- Marco, I...
- It isn't even the review.

737
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,360
That's your opinion.

738
01:00:29,199 --> 01:00:31,559
And you were right
about an important issue.

739
01:00:31,639 --> 01:00:35,840
But it's underhanded of you
not to say anything for all that time.

740
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,960
Putting on an act.

741
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,960
How hypocritical must you be?

742
01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:45,199
I was just waiting for the right moment...

743
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,719
- The right moment?
- Marco, please, I...

744
01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:50,519
The man says: get out.

745
01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:47,800
Have a nice evening.

746
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,519
<i>We're diving into the world</i>
<i>of food bloggers.</i>

747
01:02:53,599 --> 01:02:57,719
<i>After a harsh review, the life of</i>
<i>SamThingNice changes into...</i>

748
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,159
SomeThingBad.

749
01:02:59,239 --> 01:03:01,760
<i>It was a lot harsher</i>
<i>than I'm used to from Sam.</i>

750
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,079
<i>And it was gone all of a sudden.</i>
<i>That was too much of a coincidence.</i>

751
01:03:06,159 --> 01:03:08,719
Look, falling in love happens...

752
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,119
<i>that isn't the issue,.</i>
<i>I'm happy for her.</i>

753
01:03:11,199 --> 01:03:13,960
<i>The only thing that bothers me</i>
<i>is that she lied.</i>

754
01:03:14,039 --> 01:03:15,480
That just isn't done.

755
01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,920
Our followers deserve the truth.

756
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,840
There's enough bullshit on...

757
01:03:38,519 --> 01:03:41,079
- That's her, from SamThingNice.
- Really?

758
01:03:41,159 --> 01:03:43,159
I think she's so two-faced.

759
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,480
He isn't home.

760
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,440
Here.

761
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:03,880
OK, thank you.

762
01:04:05,119 --> 01:04:08,079
The choice for you as host
of our show has been withdrawn.

763
01:04:09,519 --> 01:04:11,079
What? But I...

764
01:04:11,159 --> 01:04:14,159
We have a good reputation
and we'd like to keep it that way.

765
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,119
- The contract has already been signed.
- Sam...

766
01:04:19,199 --> 01:04:22,519
Be happy you don't have to pay
for the damage we suffered.

767
01:04:25,679 --> 01:04:27,039
Jacco?

768
01:04:27,119 --> 01:04:29,599
Do you have anything to add?

769
01:04:29,679 --> 01:04:31,639
No, I get it.

770
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,519
- 'I get it'?
- I put my head on the block for you.

771
01:04:37,599 --> 01:04:39,800
Why don't you get that?
You were the best.

772
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,880
- But you fucked up.
- Jac, I...

773
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,280
I was nearly fired too.

774
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,280
Someone on the board
accused me of nepotism.

775
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,639
You're just dropping me.

776
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:51,920
- Who's dropping who?
- I told you to be honest to him.

777
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,280
Right, stick you head in the sand
as usual.

778
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,440
Right, you're perfect!

779
01:04:56,519 --> 01:04:59,199
Apparently not perfect enough,
because I've lost that promotion.

780
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,000
- Jac!
- No.

781
01:05:01,079 --> 01:05:02,440
Jac?

782
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,480
Oh, honey.

783
01:05:31,559 --> 01:05:33,840
It's good you came.

784
01:05:35,119 --> 01:05:36,440
Oh, sweetie.

785
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,920
Give me your bag.

786
01:05:48,119 --> 01:05:52,079
If only I could...

787
01:05:52,159 --> 01:05:54,840
<i>It even contains built-in pumice</i>
<i>to remove rough calluses...</i>

788
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,800
<i>...a color. You can always take</i>
<i>the horned melon.</i>

789
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,679
<i>A very special fruit</i>
<i>with a delicious flavor.</i>

790
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:07,079
<i>Apart from it being a healthy shake,</i>
<i>we also want it to look great.</i>

791
01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:08,639
<i>- And there...</i>
<i>- If only I could be with you...</i>

792
01:06:08,719 --> 01:06:12,760
- Tea. Sugar's on the table.
- Who still uses sugar in their tea?

793
01:06:15,199 --> 01:06:16,760
Why don't you go outside for a while?

794
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,800
Some fresh air?

795
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,480
Lying on the couch all day
doesn't make you happy.

796
01:06:22,559 --> 01:06:27,880
I wish you weren't so far away from me

797
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,199
Then I'd be able to show...

798
01:06:58,639 --> 01:07:01,079
Have you tasted the nasturtium yet?

799
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,239
Here.

800
01:07:22,119 --> 01:07:23,519
Dad?

801
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:26,880
- Yes?
- Do you ever read my blog?

802
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,360
Sure. Your mom and I
read everything.

803
01:07:31,519 --> 01:07:33,920
When you read it, do you think:

804
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,559
Well, that's typical Sam?

805
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,119
Yeah, it looks nice.

806
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,960
And everything is healthy.

807
01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:46,800
And you have a lot of followers.

808
01:07:50,039 --> 01:07:52,079
It's busy, though.

809
01:07:52,159 --> 01:07:55,199
Shouldn't you take it easier sometimes?

810
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,800
Like those snails.

811
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,480
Your mom's nightmare.

812
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,519
Want a go?

813
01:08:13,719 --> 01:08:15,199
Sam's cookbooks

814
01:08:35,159 --> 01:08:38,359
Sam's cookbook

815
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:39,880
meringue ghosts

816
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:43,720
<i>What do you need?</i>
<i>Eggs, powdered sugar, chocolate...</i>

817
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,159
Christmas snacks

818
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,119
<i>For my birthday we make an apple pie,</i>
<i>with whipped cream</i>

819
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:17,000
Here we dried grandpa's apples.

820
01:09:17,079 --> 01:09:19,000
<i>Smells good, but making</i>
<i>apple pie is more fun.</i>

821
01:09:40,199 --> 01:09:41,880
Oh, honey.

822
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,880
- Call me when you get home.
- I will.

823
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,239
- Thanks, Mom.
- Sure.

824
01:11:57,199 --> 01:11:59,800
Hey, Mom, I did it.

825
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,079
My own 'Sex and the City' moment.

826
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,600
- Hi.
- Hi, Sam, we have work to do.

827
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,720
- What?
- I'll be there in four minutes.

828
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,720
<i>Make sure you're ready</i>
<i>and wear something nice.</i>

829
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:29,720
Luckily for us, Reviewgate
doesn't need to hamper your book.

830
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,840
There's no such thing as bad publicity.

831
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:35,239
Louise told me last night
about your revelations.

832
01:12:35,319 --> 01:12:38,960
- It's so inspiring.
- That's exactly what people want.

833
01:12:39,039 --> 01:12:42,960
A diet book with personal pieces
about what you went through recently.

834
01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:46,039
Marco and those new insights.
BAM bestseller.

835
01:12:46,119 --> 01:12:50,199
- We never gave up on you.
- Where are we going exactly?

836
01:12:50,279 --> 01:12:51,479
My wife plays tennis with Loretta.

837
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:53,840
It's a great opportunity
we are taking with both hands.

838
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,239
Loretta?

839
01:12:57,319 --> 01:13:00,079
Yo, it's me. We're here.

840
01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:02,159
Come on, move it.
Move, move, move.

841
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:07,079
There, you look great again.

842
01:13:07,159 --> 01:13:08,560
Wonderful.

843
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,159
Welcome to 'Coffee Time'.

844
01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:25,319
<i>Our guest today is food blogger</i>
<i>Sam van der Horst.</i>

845
01:13:25,399 --> 01:13:28,680
<i>- Sam, it's good to see you.</i>
<i>- Thank you for having me.</i>

846
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:33,920
{\an8}<i>We all know Sam from her food blog</i>
<i>SamThingNice.</i>

847
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,600
<i>But recently she became</i>
<i>the talk of the town.</i>

848
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,000
<i>I can put it that way, can't I?</i>
<i>The talk of the town?</i>

849
01:13:41,079 --> 01:13:43,000
It was quite intense.

850
01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:44,399
Right?

851
01:13:45,359 --> 01:13:47,000
<i>- Right.</i>
<i>- Right.</i>

852
01:13:47,079 --> 01:13:51,159
<i>And now there's that apology blog</i>
<i>you posted yesterday.</i>

853
01:13:51,239 --> 01:13:53,239
None of us understands it anymore.

854
01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:55,960
Tell us about it,
because we're confused.

855
01:13:56,039 --> 01:13:57,920
Sure.

856
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,520
Well...

857
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,399
My blog came about
through my passion.

858
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:09,039
No. No, sorry, through my love
of good food.

859
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,079
<i>Honest and healthy recipes.</i>
<i>That's also...</i>

860
01:14:13,159 --> 01:14:14,439
Arjan!

861
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,000
...what made SamThingNice popular.

862
01:14:16,079 --> 01:14:19,960
<i>But with that success I got the feeling</i>
<i>I had to keep my followers happy.</i>

863
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:25,039
<i>Because I was a food blogger</i>
<i>I started to do certain things.</i>

864
01:14:25,119 --> 01:14:28,159
<i>Then I was allowed</i>
<i>to write a cookbook.</i>

865
01:14:28,239 --> 01:14:31,119
I've wanted to do that since I was six.

866
01:14:31,199 --> 01:14:37,880
But my publisher wanted to go
in a completely different direction.

867
01:14:39,119 --> 01:14:42,199
I started doing things
that were expected of me.

868
01:14:42,279 --> 01:14:46,399
Or even worse, things I thought
other people expected of me.

869
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:50,359
Like challenges and reviews.

870
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:53,720
That's called being an influencer.

871
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:59,039
But I actually felt I was just
being constantly influ...

872
01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:03,000
<i>- ...influenc...</i>
<i>- Influenced.</i>

873
01:15:03,079 --> 01:15:05,720
...influed by other people.

874
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,399
- Is that what it's called?
- I know what you mean.

875
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:12,600
Anyway,
when everything collapsed...

876
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:18,000
I suddenly realized that I'd gotten very
far away from what makes me happy.

877
01:15:18,079 --> 01:15:20,359
It's a bit late for this, sweetie.

878
01:15:22,079 --> 01:15:25,039
<i>What message do you want</i>
<i>to give your followers?</i>

879
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,640
That you have to be true to yourself.

880
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:37,880
When something doesn't feel right,
it usually isn't.

881
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,359
I'm done with being
permanently dissatisfied

882
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,840
and always wanting
to become more perfect.

883
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,159
I just want to do things...

884
01:15:47,239 --> 01:15:48,800
...that make me happy.

885
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,119
Back to basics.

886
01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:55,079
Yes. Back to basics, I think.

887
01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:58,800
- Thank you.
- We have a surprise for you. Watch this.

888
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:03,000
Let's see if he's home.

889
01:16:03,079 --> 01:16:04,399
Marco?

890
01:16:08,399 --> 01:16:11,199
<i>Good morning, Marco.</i>
<i>'Coffee Time'.</i>

891
01:16:11,279 --> 01:16:13,319
You're live on the show.

892
01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:16,640
<i>What's your response</i>
<i>to Sam's latest blog?</i>

893
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:17,720
Didn't read it.

894
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,039
<i>She's decided to do things</i>
<i>very differently.</i>

895
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:23,680
<i>And she really really regrets</i>
<i>what's happened.</i>

896
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,680
<i>Would you like</i>
<i>to say something to her?</i>

897
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,279
<i>- No, I'm leaving.</i>
<i>- Oh, really, where are you going?</i>

898
01:16:29,359 --> 01:16:31,640
<i>Somewhere far away</i>
<i>from Amsterdam. Bye.</i>

899
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:33,399
But, Marco... Marco...

900
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:37,479
<i>Can I say hello to someone?</i>
<i>Hello, Mom! Greetings from me!</i>

901
01:16:43,279 --> 01:16:44,279
Did you know this?

902
01:16:44,359 --> 01:16:47,199
This was my idea, baby.
Isn't it terrific?

903
01:16:47,279 --> 01:16:50,960
- Fuck you and your fucking diet.
- Why are you being so difficult?

904
01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:52,680
Do you want
to make a nice book or not?

905
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:55,760
This is the best PR
from here to Alaska. Amateur!

906
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,239
- Excuse me?
- What?

907
01:16:57,319 --> 01:16:59,199
You're such a dick.

908
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,119
Yeah, but...

909
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:09,720
I'll call you back, OK?

910
01:17:12,359 --> 01:17:13,680
Sorry.

911
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:16,840
Come here.

912
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,680
What will you do now?

913
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,960
I don't know.
Maybe there's another publisher...

914
01:17:30,039 --> 01:17:33,119
- No, silly. About Marco, of course.
- He obviously doesn't want me.

915
01:17:33,199 --> 01:17:35,560
Sweetie, open your eyes.
He wants you.

916
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,760
Without filters and followers.
He wants you.

917
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:40,880
You just have to try harder.

918
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,880
You finally found someone who wants
to listen to your beet stories.

919
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:50,880
Italy.

920
01:17:52,039 --> 01:17:54,199
Far away from Amsterdam. Milan.

921
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:57,840
A friend of his has a restaurant there.
So he's leaving.

922
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,880
Taxi!

923
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:05,079
- Jac, we aren't in New York.
- I just ordered an Uber.

924
01:18:05,159 --> 01:18:06,199
- This one?
- Yeah.

925
01:18:06,279 --> 01:18:09,439
- Jacqueline? To the Houthavens?
- Yes. Step on it, please.

926
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,800
Someone has to be convinced
of the importance of romance.

927
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:15,520
- It's faster by bike.
- But then she'll get there all sweaty.

928
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,600
- Can't you go faster?
- Well... See? That won't work.

929
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,640
Let's see if I can go through here...

930
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:36,279
A bit like this, ladies.
That's how it goes in Amsterdam.

931
01:18:36,359 --> 01:18:38,479
- You can do this, OK?
- OK.

932
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,000
Hurry.

933
01:18:40,079 --> 01:18:43,359
Rietbergen,
check out that purple taxi, dick.

934
01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:47,960
Ladies, get out of the car.

935
01:18:48,039 --> 01:18:50,399
Hi honey, give us a kiss.

936
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,159
Welcome to Amsterdam.
An amusement park for drunks.

937
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:01,640
- I'm going to run.
- What?

938
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,079
Kissy kissy please!

939
01:19:03,159 --> 01:19:05,359
I'm wearing heels.
I'll be there as soon as I can.

940
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:07,279
Can I have a kiss?

941
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,560
You're too late.

942
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,800
Really? Shit.

943
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,479
- Italy?
- So you can break his heart again?

944
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,720
- It didn't go like that.
- It did go like that.

945
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:52,399
And who had to pick up the pieces?
Me.

946
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:55,840
Stop, stop.

947
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:59,239
I'm sorry for calling you
a slovenly, old cat lady.

948
01:19:59,319 --> 01:20:01,279
Good going, sister.

949
01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:03,840
Sorry, sorry.

950
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,800
- I have to know where Marco is, or...
- Or what?

951
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:10,079
Or I don't know anymore. Please.

952
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:13,520
I'm here!

953
01:20:15,239 --> 01:20:17,199
- Sir, we're in a rush.
- Schiphol.

954
01:20:17,279 --> 01:20:19,600
You probably pictured yourself
running to the gate.

955
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,680
- He isn't taking a plane.
- So what is he taking?

956
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:37,600
- Milan?
- Rome. Milan just drove away.

957
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:39,840
Fuck.

958
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,880
Just kidding.
This one's going to Milan.

959
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,800
- Coming?
- No.

960
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,560
I just have to say something
to someone.

961
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,479
OK, quickly.

962
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,279
Marco?

963
01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:54,439
Marco.

964
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:02,760
Sorry. I know you don't want me,

965
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:05,840
and I understand you prefer
to go olive picking.

966
01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:09,720
But I have to tell you I'm sorry.

967
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:13,079
I'm sorry about the review,
but even more so that I didn't tell you.

968
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:18,199
I'm sorry I didn't dare to be myself,
like you.

969
01:21:18,279 --> 01:21:21,159
I was afraid to lose you
before I even had you.

970
01:21:21,239 --> 01:21:23,920
I understand quite well
that you don't want me anymore.

971
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,920
But I do want you.

972
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:28,239
I want you.

973
01:21:29,399 --> 01:21:33,640
I want to talk about food with you until
the early hours while you kiss my neck.

974
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:37,560
And in the morning we can discuss
where we get our croissants.

975
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,640
Drinking coffee made by a percolator,

976
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:44,079
and be amazed that some people
put up with Senseo coffee.

977
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:50,039
And I want to argue with you
about the best way to shell peas.

978
01:21:50,119 --> 01:21:52,840
And starting a worm hotel together
and make miso.

979
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:56,760
And make out underneath the fig tree
on my allotment.

980
01:21:56,840 --> 01:22:02,239
And I want to miss you when you spend
long evenings in the kitchen.

981
01:22:02,319 --> 01:22:05,920
And feeling myself complete
when we spoon in bed.

982
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,439
I want to be who I am with you.

983
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:16,720
Or being who I always was.
I just lost myself for a while.

984
01:22:18,079 --> 01:22:21,439
I'm so sorry that I fucked up.

985
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:25,319
Are you done, dear?

986
01:22:28,159 --> 01:22:29,479
Sorry.

987
01:22:32,279 --> 01:22:33,359
Sam?

988
01:22:45,039 --> 01:22:46,359
It's OK.

989
01:22:47,279 --> 01:22:48,880
It wasn't OK, but...

990
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:52,800
- It's OK.
- Really?

991
01:22:54,439 --> 01:22:57,000
I'd love to start a worm hotel with you.

992
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:10,000
- Hello, country girl.
- Hello, greengrocer.

993
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,399
- Sam?
- Yes?

994
01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:53,439
- This is the porch.
- Gosh, look at that.

995
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:54,960
- Nice, huh?
- It's wonderful.

996
01:23:55,039 --> 01:23:56,760
It's really...

997
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:58,840
Hey.

998
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:01,359
- You must be Mieke and Arjan.
- Yes.

999
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:04,520
- And you're Loes?
- Nice to meet you.

1000
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:06,239
- Hi, honey.
- Hello.

1001
01:24:06,319 --> 01:24:07,960
- Marco.
- So what do you think?

1002
01:24:08,039 --> 01:24:09,399
Welcome.

1003
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:12,880
- They did all this on their own.
- Yes, our children are very capable.

1004
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:17,760
- We brought something for you, Loes.
- You shouldn't have. How nice.

1005
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,840
- For your cats.
- Dad...

1006
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:24,039
- What?
- That's great.

1007
01:24:24,119 --> 01:24:25,680
- Oh, sweetie.
- Nice, huh?

1008
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,399
Great photo.

1009
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:29,239
- I want to show it to Marco.
- Boxes full.

1010
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,039
- Honey?
- Yes?

1011
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,960
- It's here.
- Look.

1012
01:24:37,039 --> 01:24:39,319
- Nice, huh?
- It worked out very well.

1013
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,039
- Champagne.
- Look.

1014
01:24:43,119 --> 01:24:45,159
- Oh, nice.
- Thank you.

1015
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,880
Nice. Thank you.

1016
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,159
Where's Jacco?

1017
01:24:58,279 --> 01:24:59,520
Here she is.

1018
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:03,119
Look, sweetie.
I'm sure you'd like a glass.

1019
01:25:03,199 --> 01:25:05,279
- Mieke.
- Hey.

1020
01:25:05,359 --> 01:25:06,920
- Arjan.
- Jacqueline.

1021
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,960
- Sweetie, you've got some...
- What?

1022
01:25:10,039 --> 01:25:12,279
The corner of your mouth...
Cheers, Jacqueline.

1023
01:25:12,359 --> 01:25:14,520
Cheers, Samantha.

1024
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:18,079
- To 'Sam Marco'.
- To Sam Marco.

1025
01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:20,640
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1026
01:25:22,079 --> 01:25:24,199
We'll get another bottle.

1027
01:25:24,279 --> 01:25:26,399
- Let me have a look.
- Nice, huh?

1028
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,640
You did write an entire chapter
about beets all the same.

1029
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:34,800
Come on Jac,
it's one of the few vegetables...

1030
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:18,920
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