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Hey, Dario,
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don't forget you and your wife
are coming over for dinner
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at Sara's and my place on Friday.
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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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Yep, can't wait.
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Good.
Just wanted to remind you. Don't be late.
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Don't worry. We won't be.
We'll bring wine too.
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Chiara, where have you been?
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So listen, dinner at our place on Friday.
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Let me know, okay?
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Sorry, I was at the gym.
And yes, we'd love to come.
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Matteo?
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Remember you and your wife
are having dinner with Sara and me
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at our place on Friday, right?
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Absolutely.
We'll be right on time.
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Want me to bring some wine?
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Hi, Giulia.
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Just wanted to make sure
we're still good for dinner Friday.
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Definitely.
We're looking forward to it.
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I still can't believe
you buy into all that spiritual bullshit.
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What?
You and Sara are living proof.
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Oh come on, Frank.
Are you starting with that again?
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-You really think soulmates exist?
-Yeah, I do.
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How many couples do you know
that were high school sweethearts
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and are still together?
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I don't know. Come with me.
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All right, let's say, when I was,
I don't know, eight years old,
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and my parents decided
they were gonna move to, uh, Boston.
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-Boston?
-Yeah, Boston, okay?
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You don't think
I would've gotten engaged, then?
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And that I wouldn't have gotten married?
Or I would've been sad and depressed?
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Why? Because my soulmate
would be here in Rome?
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Then you never would've met Sara.
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You would've met someone
in your high school in Boston
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who you'd still be with now.
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There's no way we can know that.
The whole idea of it is hypothetical.
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The fact that you actually think
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there's only one person in the world
who we're meant to be with…
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It… It's ridiculous.
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It's not ridiculous.
Even Plato's Symposium talks about it.
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-Yeah, yeah, it's the apple thing, I know.
-No, it's not "the apple thing."
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-It's a much more complex theory.
-So, what?
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-The idea is that humans were perfect.
-Right.
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-And the gods were jealous, so they…
-Split them in half. I got it.
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From that moment, everyone's been looking
for their missing half.
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Yeah, I know. I remember it perfectly.
It's a bunch of bullshit, Frank.
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-Beautiful.
-What are you talking about?
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-The myth of the hermaphrodite.
-A little heavy, isn't it?
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-What? It's beautiful.
-Interesting dinner conversation.
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But the notion is important.
It's soulmates…
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-And I believe it.
-Exactly.
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So romantic. Aw.
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Oh, honey, we should put the meat on
in about 15 minutes, right?
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-Yeah, boss. I'm on it.
-Mmm.
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Well, if you ask me,
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I think the two of you guys
have been together for so long
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you may be taking your relationship
with Sara for granted.
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-Listen to this guy!
-Oh wow! Oh, you take me for granted?
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Of course, I don't.
He doesn't know what he's saying.
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You may not be taking her for granted,
but you have had other girlfriends.
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-Well?
-So what?
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You have, right?
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Yea. What's your point?
They weren't important.
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Whereas I had a few
serious relationships before Federica…
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-What was that?
-…but when we met, I knew it right away.
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-All right.
-Sweetie.
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-I said to myself, "There she is."
-Aw, babe.
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-"She's my soulmate."
-What a sweetheart.
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You're not convinced?
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-Doesn't look like it.
-No!
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-No!
-Not even a bit?
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No, no, no, no. I'm not saying
you guys don't have a great relationship.
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I'm sure it's amazing. It's just that…
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Are you thinking… of telling them?
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-Should we tell them the story?
-Yeah.
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All right.
We'll tell you a little story, mm?
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And at the end, you can tell us
if you still believe in soulmates or not.
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-All right. Let's hear it.
-Okay? You ready?
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-All right. So, about two years ago or so.
-Yeah, two.
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Sara and me had just gotten married,
and we had just moved into this house.
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And we wanted to organize
a little lunch, right?
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-And invite four of our friends.
-Right.
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Well, more precisely,
I invited two of my friends.
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-And Luca invited two of his friends.
-Mmm.
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Glad you guys could make it.
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Sorry about the mess.
We only moved in two days ago.
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-Things all over the place.
-You should see my place.
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-I've been there five years.
-Here they are!
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And, incredibly, ten minutes early.
Can you believe that?
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Right! I invited them half an hour early.
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-A little something.
-Oh, thanks.
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Looking great.
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Great terrace!
Sorry, I'm out of breath, it's the stairs.
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You gonna give us the grand tour?
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-No!
-We'll give you a tour of the place later.
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Now, we haven't got much time.
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-Time for what?
-You're remembering, right?
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-Yes, I promise, babe.
-What's going on?
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Guys, we just wanted to tell you
a couple things about Sara's friends.
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They hot?
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-This why you got us here early?
-Right…
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Yes, but you still got here
half an hour late, so…
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-You met them both at the wedding.
-Right.
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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So, Giulia…
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Giulia is a mathematician.
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-What did you get them?
-Um, a… decanter. You?
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A lamp.
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She works
for a financial modeling firm, right?
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-Right?
-Right.
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She explained it to me a million times.
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With the long hair, right?
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-No, no.
-No. That's Chiara.
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-Ah.
-Giulia's hair is a bit shorter, wavy.
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She's not exactly the type of girl
you see from a distance and say,
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"Oh, hey, there's the girl who's into
statistics and is a Finance graduate…"
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No, no, no, but I mean,
she's the type who's, uh… confident.
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-She's intelligent and smart and…
-Right, right, right.
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She might at first come across
as, I don't know, arrogant, almost.
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Like, when she's looking at you,
she thinks you're a bit of an idiot.
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Nice.
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-But she's hot, so, you know.
-And the other one?
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I wanted to get them something--
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-You need?
-Right.
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-The other one is the opposite.
-She's dumb, then.
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-No, not at all!
-No.
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We all went to university together.
She's an anesthesist.
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You know
that doesn't mean anything, right?
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She's a classic beauty, you know?
She's always got guys around her.
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Soon as she breaks up with someone…
they're on her.
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So why do you say
she's the exact opposite?
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Well, because she's sweet and cute
and always has a smile on her face,
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kind of the "girl next door" type.
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Oh, but make no mistake.
She knows exactly what she's looking for.
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-Don't worry. She's hot too.
-Well, that's a good thing.
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A very good thing.
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Maybe it's this one.
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Was that the bell?
Let me go bring them up.
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-I'll come with you.
-No, no!
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Dario! Would you just sit down?
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-Jesus!
-Oh my God, you're unreal.
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Guys, next time I tell you
to come at one, come at one.
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Fine, but don't you think
a half-an-hour briefing is over the top?
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So just remember,
Chiara has the long black hair.
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-Got it. Long black hair.
-So why are you telling him about Chiara?
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-Hmm?
-Let me get this straight, then.
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You and Sara set for Matteo,
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sweet guy who's affectionate, sensitive,
with the glasses tucked into his pocket…
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Makes sense to me.
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…gets the sweet girl next door.
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And we'll set up the aggressive one
with the lawyer,
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who knows all too well
how to defend himself.
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-Damn right, I can defend myself.
-Hang on. Hang on.
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What do you guys take us for? Huh?
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You think that me and Sara,
who just got married, I might add,
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have nothing better to do than set up
our friends like Barbie and Ken.
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No.
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Guys, it's a simple lunch among friends.
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-It just so happens you're all single.
-Right. Just so happens we're all single.
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Exactly. So listen,
ever since we got married…
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…we've been saying
it'd be fun to get you all together.
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Right. We got that. So, um…
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What she was saying before,
that she didn't want you to tell us…
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Nothing, nothing. She was saying
not to tell you what we think,
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so it won't influence you.
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Got ya. Now, let's be honest here.
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Because honesty is the foundation
of any long-lasting marriage, right?
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Absolutely.
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And you don't think that Sara
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has been talking to her friends
about us all week long?
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Nope. Absolutely not.
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What the fuck is so funny?
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Yeah, this marriage is starting well,
with a lie. Two, actually.
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All right. Shut up. Here they come.
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-This place is gorgeous.
-Thank you. Love it. Right up here.
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-Hi!
-Ladies!
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-Hey, how are ya? Great, great, great.
-Hi.
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Thank you.
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-Wow! Look at this!
-Hi.
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-Yeah, so…
-So, girls…
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This is Dario and Matteo.
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And this is Chiara and Giulia.
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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-You taking care of that?
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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-Giulia?
-Ah, thanks.
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-Sorry, you've got two of your hands full.
-It's okay. I'm good.
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Can you make me one of those too, please?
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-It's okay. I got this.
-I already did, babe.
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Everyone's got a beer?
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-Pizza!
-Let me grab that.
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-Glad to have you here.
-Cheers.
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-Guys, I'm going that way.
-Bye!
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-So I'll give you a call.
-Mm-hmm.
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Who? Me?
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-No.
-No? No.
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Here's my helmet.
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-See ya.
-Bye.
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Come on.
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Come on. Let's go. Come on.
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"So, just got back
and already we're all over social media
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like a couple of kids."
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"We're so bad."
We really are the worst.
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First-person plural.
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"So, can I ask you something?"
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"Are those pictures of meringues?"
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YES!
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"Uh, gross!"
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Seems like I'm making fun of her,
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but what I'm really doing
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is letting her know
that I took a peek at her profile.
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And what she's doing
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is letting me know
that she's looking at all my pictures too.
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Oh, see? I'm dealing with a pro here.
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All right, then…
So, I'll leave her my number and see.
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No, of course, I don't want her number.
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She's got mine.
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Now she's the one
who's gotta make the first move, you see?
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Her.
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Not me.
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Her. Not me.
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Stella, were you dealing with
The Advanced Guide for Pleasing Women?
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Mm-hmm, yeah. And you know what?
It's actually doing really well.
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Yeah, well, who'd have thought.
Um, listen, um…
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Does it by chance happen to mention
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how long one should wait
before calling a girl one just met?
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Ah.
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You know what, Matteo,
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I'm really pleased
that you would take my opinion
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as a woman into consideration
where all this is concerned.
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Well, yeah, I seriously want your opinion.
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00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,583
If a guy is hot,
there's no time constraints.
237
00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,166
Half an hour could be enough for me.
238
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,125
-Okay. So what about me?
-Well, you should probably wait a month.
239
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,916
You're… a bitch.
You really are, you know?
240
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,875
Oh, yeah. I'm just kidding.
241
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,500
But since when does a guy like you
read these kinds of books?
242
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,125
You reading horoscopes now too?
243
00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:29,458
Okay.
So the book says to wait 24 hours,
244
00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,833
but I wouldn't do that.
245
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,666
-So, what do I do?
-Send her a text.
246
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:36,333
Like the rest of the world, no?
Only a real loser calls, Matteo.
247
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:37,375
24 hours?
248
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,000
24 hours is crazy. It doesn't make sense.
249
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,833
MATTEO'S MACBOOK PRO
250
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,000
Hello?
251
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,583
Uh, yeah. Hello!
252
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,416
Hi, there. This is Matteo.
253
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,000
Matteo… I'm Luca's friend.
254
00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,750
Oh, hi.
255
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:00,875
How are you?
256
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,166
Hi. I'm doing pretty well. Good, thanks.
257
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,166
I was wondering,
is this too soon to be calling you?
258
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,791
Too soon for what?
259
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,958
Well, the actual question is,
how long should a man wait
260
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,208
before calling a woman he just met?
261
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,625
Because there's this book
262
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:16,583
that says-- Not that I looked it up.
263
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,625
But it says
the appropriate time would be 24--
264
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,458
Hello?
265
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,708
My colleague says
I should call right away.
266
00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:24,125
I…
267
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,291
Hello? He--
268
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,083
-Hello?
-Hello?
269
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,416
Sorry. I went into an elevator,
and my phone cut out.
270
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,750
Ah… No problemo.
271
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,125
I thought maybe you hung up on me
272
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:56,125
because of that bad joke
I made about calling you, so I, uh…
273
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,625
Well, it was pretty bad.Yeah.
274
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,000
Well, that was kind of my, uh…
275
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,500
How do I put this?
276
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,416
Tactic. Yeah, that was a…
277
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,541
…my secret tactic.
278
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:06,750
Ah, the pity card.
279
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,666
Ah, well, you can never underestimate
how razor-thin the line is
280
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,041
between pity and endearing.
281
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:14,541
Uh-huh, I get it.
282
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,958
So then, once you've succeeded
in getting a girl to pity you,
283
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:17,958
what happens next?
284
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,708
Uh, well, theoretically,
she would accept a dinner invitation.
285
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,291
Theoretically, of course…
286
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,458
And theoretically, when would that be?
287
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,208
Tomorrow night?
288
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,958
And theoretically, where?
289
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,750
Um…
290
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,708
I know a really fabulous place.
291
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,750
Yeah?
292
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,125
Very quiet.
293
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,333
Yeah?
294
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,708
-A bit out of the way.
-Ah.
295
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,333
-You'll like it.
-Ciao.
296
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,708
See you tomorrow.
297
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,166
I CHALLENGE YOU
298
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,416
Hmm. Daring me now.
299
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,000
LOVE
300
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:24,541
Ah…
301
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,708
A bit of flour.
302
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,625
Perfect.
303
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,541
Look great, right?
304
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,750
And now… photo.
305
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,583
There we go. And done.
306
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:38,916
Beautiful.
307
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,541
THE MOST DIFFICULT THING ON EARTH
308
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,916
Now send it to Giulia. There!
309
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,125
See if she takes the bait.
310
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,000
No way.
311
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,291
Hmm?
312
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,916
Must've been hard
to go out and buy those meringues
313
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,416
at Dolce Desideri, hmm?
314
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,916
No!
315
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,166
What an idiot!
316
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,083
No.
317
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,541
I'M AN IDIOT
318
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,750
I didn't mean to crush
your self-confidence.
319
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,208
Well, currently, it's at an all-time low.
320
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:28,500
But… I can be persuaded to forgive you
if you agree to have dinner with me?
321
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,916
All right. What's she sayin'?
322
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,291
"Okay." Okay! Who's the master? Me or you?
323
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,500
Huh? Is it me or you? Me or you?
324
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,833
Yes, I'm the master. I'm the master.
325
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,583
No, I'm sorry.
We have a wedding tonight.
326
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,791
No, that's not possible. Good night.
327
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,375
Good evening.
Could we get a table for two?
328
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,750
-Yes.
-What name did you book it under?
329
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,958
Rossi. Signor Rossi.
330
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,500
And Signora Rossi.
331
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,666
-You never booked a table, right?
-No. I usually don't need to.
332
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:03,875
Don't worry. Let's go.
333
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,500
Could you possibly suggest
another place that's not too far?
334
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,416
We're pretty isolated around here.
335
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,541
Which is part of its charm.
And that's why I come here, the charm.
336
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,250
-So, can you help us?
-Come on. Let's just go.
337
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,375
Welcome, guys!
338
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,500
Wait, you're, uh… cousins from Campobasso!
339
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,041
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-No.
340
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,583
We're just guests.
We just came here to have dinner…
341
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,958
You look so elegant.
Is it your anniversary?
342
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,458
No, it was our first date.
And probably the last.
343
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,833
It's your first date? No way!
We had our first date here?
344
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,708
Has to be fate.
Maybe you'll get married too.
345
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,250
You have to stay. This place is good luck.
It has to be destiny.
346
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,541
Please, you will join us, won't you?
You can't ignore fate, after all.
347
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,458
Okay. Well, congratulations.
348
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,166
-We have to get going.
-No, no. Come on!
349
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,875
-Where are you going?
-Some place far away.
350
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,833
-But thank you so much.
-You came all this way. Stay.
351
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,375
Plus, you're already here,
so now you're our guests.
352
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,416
You have to help us enjoy
our celebration of love.
353
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,208
And besides,
those cousins from Campobasso…
354
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,875
Never turn down a bride.
By the way, the name's under "Rossi."
355
00:16:55,958 --> 00:17:01,750
…a big "mazel tov" for our lovely friends!
Ladies and gentlemen, David and Rebecca!
356
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,583
Auguri!
357
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,625
And what's your dog's name?
358
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,208
Let's go.
359
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,041
"Let's go"?
360
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,208
Okay, let's say you have a dog named Nana.
361
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,041
-Mm-hmm.
-You'll say, "Let's go, Nana."
362
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,583
"Let's go" is faster and more efficient.
363
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,666
No?
364
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,125
I can't even imagine
what you'll call your kids.
365
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:54,958
How about you?
Got a cat or a… fish? Koala?
366
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,583
Mmm.
367
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,666
No, I…
368
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,083
Listen,
369
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,416
mind if I ask you
a bit of a blunt question?
370
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,333
Hmm.
371
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,666
Don't you get bored with this sometimes?
372
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,541
With what exactly?
373
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,333
You message me in chat, and I respond.
374
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,791
Then you give me your number,
but I don't give you mine.
375
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,208
Then I text you,
and you respond to my message,
376
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:25,625
while both of us try our best
to sound brilliant, clever, and witty,
377
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,625
but not intrusive.
378
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,458
Wouldn't it be a lot easier if, um,
one of us just said to the other,
379
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:32,750
"Oh, you're pretty nice-looking."
380
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,083
"You don't look like a serial killer.
Let's fuck."
381
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,791
Come on, if you have to pretend
that you baked meringues
382
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,708
just so you can
take a girl out for dinner,
383
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,208
there's gotta be something
wrong with that, right?
384
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,833
Look, if you're in the market to find
your spouse, that's something else.
385
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:52,333
We could spend the whole evening
talking about dogs, cats, goldfish,
386
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,666
koalas…
387
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,875
But you and me…
388
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,250
Wouldn't it be better
if we just went back to my place,
389
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,208
fucked our brains out,
then watched Stranger Things before bed?
390
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:04,750
Check.
391
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,833
Hey, if you haven't seen this one,
you're welcome to stay.
392
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,750
What episode are you on?
393
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,625
Uh, the first one of season three.
394
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,041
Um, I saw that one.
395
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,916
You're gonna like it. It's a good one.
396
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:32,583
-So, no strings attached, right?
-All right.
397
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,250
-Good night.
-Ciao.
398
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,541
Mmm, Dario?
399
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,291
Give me a call, okay?
400
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,125
What a dick.
401
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,041
Ladies.
402
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,916
-Hold that?
-Yeah, sure. I'll hold on to that.
403
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,833
-Here you go.
-Thanks.
404
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,041
-Fine.
-Thanks.
405
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,375
It's a simple matter
of two slightly different opinions.
406
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,125
Because Sara thinks
that you would be a better fit
407
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,125
with Chiara, the long-haired anesthetist.
408
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,833
And you with Giulia,
the rock 'n' roll mathematician.
409
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,583
Because she says opposites attract,
whereas I think that--
410
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,291
Birds of a feather flock together.
411
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,208
Yeah, great. Put the tables together.
412
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,583
There.
413
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,625
-To an amazing meal together.
-Cheers!
414
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,666
-Guys. I'm going that way.
-Bye!
415
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,875
Really nice meeting you.
416
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:59,333
It says that you should wait
at least 24 hours, but I wouldn't call.
417
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,250
What do I do, then?
418
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,666
Send her a text,
like the rest of the world, no?
419
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,583
Seriously, only losers call, Matteo.
420
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:08,541
But, 24 hours?
24 hours is crazy. It doesn't make sense.
421
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,083
-This is crazy.
-So…
422
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,166
-How much longer do you have to wait?
-Uh…
423
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,125
Thirty-seven minutes.
424
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,708
Don't tell me you're actually counting.
425
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,291
Matteo,
if you want to call her, just call.
426
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,583
No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
I will resist, resist, resist, resist,
427
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:28,833
resist, resist, resist, resi--
428
00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:31,000
I know what I'll do. I'll go get a coffee.
429
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,375
Coffee. Coffee.
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
430
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,041
-Bye. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee…
-Bye.
431
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,875
Bye, everyone. See you tomorrow.
432
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,708
Giulia?
433
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,500
-Matteo!
-Hey!
434
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,125
Uh, I… I… I wasn't expecting
to run into you here.
435
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:14,333
No? did you not think
I could read?
436
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:17,500
No.No, no, no.
It's just, I actually work here.
437
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:21,666
Yeah, the consultancy office is upstairs
so I just came down to grab a coffee.
438
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,041
So, uh, what are you doing here?
439
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:26,875
Promise you won't let it get to your head?
440
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,208
I'll do my best.
441
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,666
A-ha! What'd I say? Ha! I convinced you!
442
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,416
This is definitely gonna go to my head.
I actually convinced you.
443
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,750
Well, you talked about it ad nauseam,
so it's more like you wore me down.
444
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:39,791
Great.
445
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:43,291
And now… I was looking
for something that's a bit lighter,
446
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,916
figuratively and literally.
447
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,625
Ah, were you looking for a recipe book?
448
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,875
No. No, no, no.
449
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:51,083
Actually, I'm open to suggestions.
450
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,500
Let's look around,
see what tickles your fancy.
451
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,250
-Sounds good.
-Come.
452
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,166
Um…
453
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:58,666
This way.
454
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,916
-Hmm.
-Hmm.
455
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:04,083
I'm feeling guilty.
456
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:07,291
-About what?
-Because I'm making you spend a fortune.
457
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,166
Why?
You getting commission off me, or what?
458
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,166
I wish.
459
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,583
I wish. No, no, not at all.
460
00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:16,541
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, how about this? I'll pay for half.
461
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,125
-Why? Don't worry.
-I'm serious. Let me pay you back somehow.
462
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,083
How many are there?
463
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,958
How about this… Two, four, six, eight…
464
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:26,000
I'll pay for three.
That's what? About 25%?
465
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,208
Mmm, yeah, 25%.
466
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,958
Why not just take me out for dinner?
467
00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:39,000
Sure.
468
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,333
-Watch where you're going!
-Oh my God, I'm sorry!
469
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,166
Sorry!
470
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,500
I swear it was like
he came out of nowhere.
471
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:55,500
I was just trying to back out
of my parking spot and…
472
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:57,666
Don't worry.
473
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,125
Most important thing is
the guy on the scooter wasn't hurt.
474
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,250
No, he wasn't hurt.
475
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,250
But there was damage to his scooter,
not to mention my car.
476
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,958
I never usually take it to work,
but…
477
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:10,041
I generally don't deal with these things.
478
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:13,250
But… it's called courtesy of right of way.
479
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,333
And, most likely,
it will end up in contributory negligence.
480
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:19,333
I'll have your insurance
send me a copy of the report.
481
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:20,291
Thanks.
482
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,083
Hey, I'm sorry I made you stay so late,
483
00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:26,958
but this has never happened to me,
and I didn't know who else to call.
484
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,583
-And Giulia had your number, so I…
-Ah…
485
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,416
No, don't worry. It's fine.
486
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,708
Anyway, you're right. And…
487
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:37,041
-It is late, but…
-Yes.
488
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,500
…maybe you want to go out
and grab dinner? Up for it?
489
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,375
Yes.
490
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,000
I'll go get my jacket.
491
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,458
Okay.
492
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,333
-Be right back.
-Okay.
493
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,958
No, no, no. I like the place.
It's in a safe quiet neighborhood,
494
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:55,166
but, oh my God, the neighbors.
495
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,083
What about them?
496
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,625
Mmm, all right,
so the first night I'm there,
497
00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:01,916
I'm about to go to bed,
and then all of a sudden, what do I hear?
498
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:03,791
Beethoven.
499
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,708
Yeah, but, Beethoven.
500
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:11,708
Well, no, because the very next night,
what do I hear? Beethoven. And again.
501
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:15,083
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
502
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:18,750
So now, I'm gonna go upstairs
to see what's going on, right?
503
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,083
-Mm-hmm.
-So I go up, okay?
504
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,291
I knock on their door.
505
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,375
-And who answers?
-I don't know. Tell me.
506
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,166
You won't believe this,
but some old couple in their eighties
507
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,875
who have been married for 70 years.
508
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,458
If they were in their eighties,
they couldn't have been married--
509
00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:33,083
I know, but that's besides the point.
510
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:36,500
What I'm getting at is this old couple
were having a lot more fun than I was.
511
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:41,000
Okay, but… if they're still goin' at it
in their eighties, good for them, no?
512
00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:42,833
Don't get me wrong.
I think that's amazing,
513
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:46,708
but when I went back downstairs
to my place all alone,
514
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,041
it kind of really bummed me out.
515
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:51,375
Because, well, here's this couple
in their eighties goin' at it, you know,
516
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,458
da-ra-da-da, da-ra-da-da.
517
00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:55,750
And there I was home alone with my cat.
518
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,666
And it's kind of--
519
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,250
-Ah, you have a cat?
-Yeah.
520
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,958
What's its name?
521
00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:01,208
-Renato.
-Renato?
522
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,041
-Yes.
-Nice name, Renato.
523
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,166
Renato.
524
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,041
-Well, good evening.
-Hi.
525
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,875
You look amazing.
526
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:18,416
So, I read Twenty Years After.
527
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,125
And? Well? Well?
528
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,500
What's that face all about?
You didn't like it? No!
529
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,208
So what I do is
I give a book a 50-page grace period.
530
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:28,166
If it doesn't grip me, I skip to the end.
531
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:32,000
So you read 50 full pages since yesterday?
I mean, really, 50 full pages?
532
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,791
-Yeah, why? How slowly do you read?
-Uh, very slowly, apparently.
533
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:39,583
But, luckily, I'm extremely talented
at picking restaurants.
534
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:42,041
Tonight, I'm taking you
to an amazing place.
535
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,291
The food is incredible.
536
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,833
It's a bit out of the way,
but you'll see all the stars.
537
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:49,541
-Love it. What time did you reserve for?
-No, I didn't make a reservation.
538
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:51,333
I never do. No one knows about it.
539
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:55,458
-Sorry, but how far is this place?
-About an hour, give or take.
540
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:58,458
It might be a good idea
to call them first.
541
00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:00,750
-Just in case it's closed.
-No, don't worry about it.
542
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,833
This place is always open.
They won't be closed.
543
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,708
All right. You want me to call?
I have no problem with that.
544
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:08,791
Watch this. You think I won't call, huh?
545
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:09,958
No, but…
546
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,041
All right. No problem.
Here I go. Look. This is me calling.
547
00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:14,958
Of course, I'll call.
548
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,458
Okay everyone,
we're having a toast. Come on, be quiet…
549
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:21,708
-Hello.
-Yes.
550
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,125
Good evening.
Do you have a table for two, please?
551
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,416
-Sorry. We have a wedding party.
-Ah.
552
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,833
I'm afraid
we can't take any reservations tonight.
553
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,166
-Have a good night.
-Sure. Sure, sure.
554
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,541
Was it closed?
555
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,625
There was a wedding.Wow.
556
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:36,708
Uh…
557
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:39,166
Clearly, you're a psychic,
but it wasn't closed.
558
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,625
Anyway, we have a more pressing issue,
like where we're…
559
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,875
Come on, I know
a pretty nice place around the corner.
560
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,750
Yeah, well, did you book it?
561
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,625
-Just kidding.
-Park your car.
562
00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,125
Park the car. Right.
563
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,458
Sure I can't give you a ride?
564
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:55,375
No, the 64 drops me right in front
of my place, but thanks anyway.
565
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:03,666
Thank you for the, uh, consultation.
566
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,083
And thanks so much for dinner.
567
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,375
My pleasure,
and thank you for the company.
568
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:09,958
Thanks.
569
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,208
What's funny?
570
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:20,500
I'm so sorry, but I haven't dodged
a kiss like that in years.
571
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,666
All right, but…
Why are you laughing?
572
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:29,375
No, I'm sorry, really.
It's… It's not you. I swear, it's not.
573
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,500
Sorry.
574
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:36,500
It's just that I don't go out
with guys like you anymore.
575
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,166
Excuse me.
What do you mean "guys like me"?
576
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,166
-What are you doing?
-I'll get off at the next stop.
577
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,250
Would you mind explaining to me
the concept of what you just said?
578
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:50,000
-All right. No offense, okay?
-Hmm.
579
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,625
Okay. You're a one-night-stand
kind of guy, right?
580
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,125
-And how did you come up with that?
-I just find it kind of obvious.
581
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,750
You're a real smooth operator.
582
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:02,041
-It's a compliment, okay?
-Well, thank God it's a compliment.
583
00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:03,666
I can't believe you think that.
584
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:06,333
Look, they're all right,
but you can't really look me in the eye
585
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:09,500
and say you like the supermarket brand
over the original.
586
00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:12,666
I'll have you know that studies
have been done using different parameters.
587
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:16,750
Ingredients, packaging quality,
and dunking resistance, of course.
588
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,875
You're telling me
dunking resistance is a factor?
589
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,958
Oh, it most certainly is,
and they've concluded
590
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:24,166
that supermarket biscotti
is actually the best in all aspects.
591
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,333
Come on.
Aren't you fed up with all of this?
592
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,083
You text me. We go out for dinner.
593
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,250
At the end of the night,
you come to my place.
594
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,916
-We fuck, and then what?
-Oh.
595
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,541
-What?
-What? Do you end up staying over?
596
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:39,250
No. I want what comes after all that,
the cuddling, the hugging.
597
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,916
-That's the part I want.
-I see.
598
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,125
Look, you're pretty much on the money.
599
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,916
I'm not interested
in a serious relationship.
600
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,083
And do I want to sit
and cuddle on the couch? No.
601
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,125
Ah, I told you.
602
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,291
-Fine, but tell me this.
-'Kay.
603
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,958
At what point in the evening
did you figure me all out?
604
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:57,666
Well, it was when we were
at Luca and Sara's, actually. No offense.
605
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,250
I got fish. You got meat.
606
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:04,458
I would've preferred red,
and instead, we're drinking white.
607
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:07,541
And, by all accounts,
we have very different tastes in music.
608
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,750
And apparently, we can't even agree
on the best biscotti either.
609
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:15,000
Well, what I gathered about you
this evening is that you're a girl who is…
610
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,000
What?
611
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,333
Is…
612
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,041
-Is?
-Is down for it.
613
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:21,958
What are you talking about?
Because I was laid back,
614
00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,041
you thought I was down to get laid?
615
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,458
Maybe it's because
I'd already decided I was riding you off.
616
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,791
-Cats or dogs?
-Obviously, cats.
617
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:31,500
-Beach or mountains?
-Are you kidding me right now? Beach!
618
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,916
Okay, wait.
619
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,708
-Dogs.
-Yes.
620
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:37,750
-And mountains any day.
-Oh, come on.
621
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,208
Mountains make you
want to slit your wrists.
622
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,333
I get bored
after five minutes at the beach.
623
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:45,208
And that's because you don't read
the right books. That's why.
624
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:46,250
That's the reason.
625
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:49,875
I can accept you rejecting me,
even if you'd already made up your mind.
626
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:53,958
But that only makes you…
…more, how did you describe it again,
627
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,666
laid back?
628
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,083
I'd say irresistible.
629
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:01,916
-You see what you do?
-What?
630
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,208
-I see what you're doing.
-What?
631
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,833
-"Irresistible"?
-Irresistible.
632
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,541
And what are you gonna say next,
that my father must've stolen
633
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,083
the two brightest stars
and put them in my eyes?
634
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,375
I'll call you after I hear
from your insurance company.
635
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:13,291
Okay.
636
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,958
-Hey, we can still be friends, though.
-Uh, no. No.
637
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:19,208
Uh, you're, uh, not the kind of girl
I could be friends with.
638
00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:20,541
Okay.
639
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,750
What kind of girl am I?
640
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:31,125
Okay. Now, pay attention
because this is very important.
641
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:36,916
Do you place the toilet paper
so it rolls out from the top of the roll
642
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,000
or the bottom?
643
00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:44,916
I don't use it.
644
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,541
What?
645
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,083
I'd like
to continue working in Italy,
646
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:53,041
but I know that if I go abroad,
I can make upwards of 50,000 euros
647
00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,291
for a three-month contract.
648
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,083
Yeah, I can't argue with that.
649
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,250
It's not just about the money.
I want you to know that.
650
00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,833
No, no, of course. I totally get it.
651
00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:04,166
It also has to do with what kind of value
society attributes to that kind of a job.
652
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,666
Exactly right.
653
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,916
Thanks.
654
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:11,458
It's incredible.
We seem to agree on just about everything.
655
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,583
Yeah. I'd say
it's even starting to get boring.
656
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,333
Well, thank God I'm finally home.
657
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,125
This is your chance to cut and run
from this failed evening.
658
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,166
Uh, all right, then.
Well, have a good night.
659
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,166
I was only kidding.
660
00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:31,416
-Uh…
-I mean…
661
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:34,791
Why leave now, when we're finally finding
a few things we have in common?
662
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:57,375
{\an8}TWO MONTHS LATER
663
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,250
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
664
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:04,875
So listen…
665
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,708
-Um…
-I knew it!
666
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,000
I knew there was something wrong.
667
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:13,375
No, it's just, uh, this…
this fun thing that Stella…
668
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,458
-Yeah?
-…is dealing with. It's a book.
669
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,916
Things Couples Don't Know
About Themselves.
670
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,500
And maybe you've read it as well?
671
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,750
I read everything.
You know that. Every book out there.
672
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,041
You should.
673
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,416
Anyways, as to what I was saying…
674
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,125
So this book suggests
that you're in a stable relationship
675
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:31,708
if a girl has left 20 things
around your place, 20 things.
676
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,416
-Yes?
-Twenty things…
677
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,416
implies you've reached
girlfriend status. Okay?
678
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,750
Okay.
679
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:41,083
So, apart from, uh, being offended
680
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,333
that this book says a woman
has to mark her territory like a dog,
681
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,958
I think it's ridiculous.
What's the point here?
682
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,833
Is it so important for a woman to be given
the label of "girlfriend," huh?
683
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,916
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-Yeah.
684
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,416
And by the way, uh,
I don't have anywhere near 20.
685
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,041
-Oh, no?
-Not even close.
686
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,416
All right. Then you won't mind
having a look around.
687
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,291
-Fine.
-Let's take a little stroll.
688
00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,125
-Shall we?
-Let's do that. Great.
689
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,500
-One.
-All right.
690
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,833
Pj's, two.
691
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:13,333
-Two.
-Well, look what we have here.
692
00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:14,541
Ha-ha!
693
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,083
WHOLE WHEAT
694
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,083
-Doesn't count. You eat it too.
-Yes, it does.
695
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,375
Oh no, it counts.
696
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,666
I only buy it because you eat it,
so it definitely counts.
697
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,791
Yessiree, it counts. Sure does.
698
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:24,708
Eh…
699
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:26,625
Take those off a sec.
700
00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,208
That's four.
701
00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:34,625
Uh, excuse me, but is it my fault
you don't have slippers for guests?
702
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,541
Seriously!
703
00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:38,500
Quattro. Quattro. Quattro.
704
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:39,708
Lookie here!
705
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:42,541
What've we got? Two pairs of panties,
two pairs of socks, T-shirts.
706
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:45,333
Ooh, look at what this is. What's this?
707
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,666
Shampoo for wavy hair. That's thirteen.
708
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,916
Oh! Angela's Ashes. Yours.
709
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,250
-What's his name again?
-Come on!
710
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,333
-Razor.
-Yeah, that's mine.
711
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,916
Ah, and what's this here?
We're up to eighteen now.
712
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
I'm not great with math, but we're close.
713
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,666
Ooh la la, this looks like
a make-up bag, doesn't it?
714
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,583
-In the bag, we've got some foundation…
-No, no, no.
715
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,500
The make-up bag only counts as one thing.
716
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:10,500
But fine, if you want to win
by cheating, go ahead and count it.
717
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,333
-That's fine.
-No, it's all right. No problem.
718
00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:15,333
We'll only count it as one thing.
So, nineteen. Nineteen!
719
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,583
There!
720
00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:19,833
Now, you can go back
to the author of that book
721
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,208
and say that
I have not marked my territory
722
00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:25,000
and that we are
officially not labeled as a couple.
723
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,416
-So there.
-That's a shame.
724
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:30,291
Yours.
725
00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:34,250
Hmm. I need to throw this thing out.
726
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,041
-No, don't throw it out.
-Yeah, it's trash.
727
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,083
-Come on. It's so nice and soft.
-Give me it.
728
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,791
No! No!
729
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,166
And besides,
I like that it smells of you, so no.
730
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,416
-You like it?
-Yeah.
731
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:49,750
Seriously?
732
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,083
You really want it?
733
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:55,666
Take it, then.
734
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,125
Thank you.
735
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,666
All right!
736
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,833
Should I say it, or do you want to?
737
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:07,875
Twenty.
738
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:10,500
Fuck yeah! Yes!
739
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,666
-Ooh, Roberta?
-Roberta.
740
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:19,541
-Sorry, who's Roberta?
-No, no, no, no.
741
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:23,000
Ah, hey, yeah,
isn't she the hot one from the gym?
742
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:25,416
I really don't feel like seeing
anyone tonight.
743
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,375
The royal pecker out of order?
744
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,500
You're unreal.
745
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,250
All right. I'll tell her
I'll call her back later.
746
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,083
-There. Happy now?
-That's more like it.
747
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:37,833
-I really don't give a shit, actually.
-Gotta get dressed.
748
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,125
Hey, let's go!
749
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,916
ARE YOU UP?
750
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,291
YES!
751
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:54,791
-Hey.
-Hey. I gotta leave right away.
752
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,916
Don't worry.
I gotta run. I need to get back.
753
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,291
Now I'm the one who's late, actually.
754
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,125
Oh, I got some biscotti.
755
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:04,916
I got the supermarket ones.
756
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,166
I actually prefer them
over the name brands.
757
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:09,125
I do too, you know?
758
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,500
It's all about…
759
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,041
-Dunking.
-Dunking them
760
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:13,875
Yeah.
761
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,541
And how did the interview go,
uh, for Lisbon?
762
00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:18,666
-Mmm.
-You kill it?
763
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166
It was fine.
764
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,833
I think they're looking
for more of a company analyst,
765
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:24,750
which isn't really my thing, so…
766
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,833
Hey, didn't you have to meet
with that lawyer you can't stand?
767
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,625
Marrale? Yeah, well…
768
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:33,500
He managed to get the settlement
pushed back a few months.
769
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,500
I'm sure he'll find a way to screw me.
770
00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:37,958
Who is it?
771
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,958
Um, Giorgio, a guy I work with.
772
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:47,500
Okay.
773
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,250
-Have a good day.
-You too.
774
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,000
-Bye.
-Bye.
775
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:07,291
-Sorry, but I can't make it.
-Yeah, well, I figured that.
776
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,291
I slept right through my alarm.
777
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,208
Come on, it's because you went out
again last night, right?
778
00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:15,166
No, I binge-watched the show
on my laptop till 2:00 a.m.
779
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,791
Mmm.
780
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:21,250
Oh, by the way, that guy I work with,
Giorgio, he's been texting me.
781
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,375
And um,
782
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,333
he's asking me all about stuff
he could very easily have done by email.
783
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,583
-Is he breathing?
-But this way, he has a reason to text me.
784
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:30,583
Isn't he cute?
785
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:32,166
Anyway, guess who hit on me?
786
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:33,666
Dario.
787
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,583
-Who?
-Dario.
788
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,833
That friend of Luca's?
You gave me his number.
789
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,041
-Remember?
-Mmm.
790
00:39:39,541 --> 00:39:41,833
-Oh yeah, the lawyer with the nice ass.
-Yeah.
791
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:46,708
He tried to kiss me the other night,
but nada, nada de nada!
792
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:47,750
Good for you.
793
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,791
You just got back at him for 99%
of the women that he's been with.
794
00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:53,666
Gotta respond to Giorgio.
795
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,083
He keeps texting me.
796
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,000
What does he want?
797
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,166
He wants to know
if I took care of a report,
798
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,958
and I know I did
because it was a Saturday afternoon,
799
00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:04,375
and I was home with my hot water bottle
because it was the first day of my period.
800
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,333
Well, tell him exactly why you remember,
801
00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:08,583
and I guarantee that'll cool
his jets a bit, you'll see.
802
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:10,333
-Okay.Ciao.
-Have a good one.
803
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,750
Bye. Bye.
804
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,250
"Hey there, Giorgio…
805
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,583
I finished it
806
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,166
a month ago."
807
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,500
No. "Two months ago."
808
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:46,458
No.
809
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,083
Fuck!
810
00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:08,083
Matteo?
811
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,125
Giulia? Giulia, how are you?
812
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,458
Did you just hear me spitting?
I was brushing my teeth.
813
00:42:12,541 --> 00:42:14,458
I was about to go out
for lunch with Dario.
814
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,375
No. No, I didn't hear you spitting.
815
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:19,500
So, basically, I just told you that
for nothing. Fabulous. Uh…
816
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,333
What… What can I do for you?
I'm kind of rushing out the door here.
817
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,416
No, no, it's nothing.
Don't worry about it.
818
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,208
Why don't I call you another time, huh?
819
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,416
No, it's fine. Don't worry.
You can talk to me now.
820
00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:33,791
Um, could we meet up later?
Maybe grab a coffee?
821
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,583
-I need to tell you something.
-Come on, meet for a coffee.
822
00:42:36,666 --> 00:42:38,875
Are you gonna tell me
you're pregnant or something?
823
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,791
Giulia? Giulia, are you pregnant?
824
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:50,833
I really didn't want
to tell you over the phone.
825
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:54,000
But if I say no now
and then say yes when we meet up,
826
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,750
that wouldn't be such a great idea.
827
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,958
-Sorry. I'm a moron.
-Stop apologizing, Matteo.
828
00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:03,166
-I'm on my over now, all right?
-Sure, sure. Oh, I have nothing to eat.
829
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,166
-That's fine. I'm not, uh…
-Well, I'm actually starving.
830
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,625
-I'll pick up a couple of pizzas, okay?
-Yeah. Okay, thanks.
831
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:10,416
Sure. All right. I'll be there soon.
832
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,291
A fucking child.
833
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:21,458
Fucking hell.
834
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:22,375
Knock, knock.
835
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041
-Hey.
-Hey there. Okay.
836
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,916
I wanted to get this fantastic pizza
with salami at this place I know,
837
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,958
but I didn't get it because you're…
I don't know if you can eat it if you're…
838
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,416
Pregnant?
839
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,000
Um…
840
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,250
So I… I got a vegetarian, um,
841
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:39,041
potato and provolone, and a Margherita.
842
00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,000
Of course, I could've eaten
the other one if I got it, but I thought
843
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,000
it would just be better if I got these
because I wasn't sure what you liked.
844
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,541
Well, I hope you like these.
They're supposed to be…
845
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,791
-Let's put these pizzas down.
-Or maybe…
846
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:52,250
-We could cook something…
-Let's sit on the couch.
847
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:55,916
Alright, go on. Start with the usual
embarrassing questions.
848
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,125
Um, right. Um…
849
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,291
-We're standing.
-Um…
850
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,875
-I'm not, uh… I don't know how to…
-What?
851
00:44:02,958 --> 00:44:05,375
I just don't want this to sound bad.
852
00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:07,458
So, uh…
853
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:11,458
This might sound bad,
and I really don't want it to, but…
854
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:16,000
It's yours. Don't worry.
There… There hasn't been anyone else.
855
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:20,166
Uh, no. No, no, no.
That's not what I want to, uh, say.
856
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:24,000
Uh, so then, what was the question
that was going to sound bad?
857
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,250
Do you… want to keep it?
858
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,750
Yeah, I want to keep it.
859
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,666
-Ah, all right, then.
-I… I'm sorry if I…
860
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,041
-You…
-No. No, no, no.
861
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:39,125
Just because I want to keep the baby,
doesn't mean I'm expecting you…
862
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,166
No, no. I want it too,
if you want me to want it.
863
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:44,416
What I mean is, I just wondered if you…
if you… Do you want me to want it?
864
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:48,833
Well, um, I'd prefer
if you were present, yeah.
865
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,750
Should we get married?
866
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:55,083
-Me and you?
-Sure. Of course, me and you.
867
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:58,125
But only if you want to get married.
Do you want to get married?
868
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,208
Why don't we slow down a bit. We don't…
869
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,208
have to rush things.
870
00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:04,916
No. I was… I was just saying.
Whatever you need, I'm, uh…
871
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,750
-Whatever. Anything.
-That's great.
872
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:07,666
Anything.
873
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,875
Well, maybe not those corny pictures
with the heart-shaped hands.
874
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,833
I can't do those. I never understood
why people would do those.
875
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:15,958
But… But if you wanted to,
fuck it, I'll do them.
876
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:19,041
They're not really that bad.
And it's not like we'd have to, uh…
877
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:23,500
But just so I understand
when you say, "present"…
878
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,625
Yeah?
879
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,041
What would that be'
on a scale of one to ten?
880
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:31,666
On a scale of one to ten?
881
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:33,666
Yeah, where one is, um,
882
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,625
"everyone minds their own business,
but the baby knows who his father is."
883
00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:39,250
And ten is, let's say, "a couple
who's been married for five years,
884
00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,958
and names the baby after his grandfather."
885
00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:43,875
Just so I can have some kind of reference
on a scale of one to ten.
886
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,291
-Seven?
-Seven!
887
00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,416
-Seven, that's great.
-What's seven to you?
888
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,958
-No, it's great. Seven is great. Seven!
-Ah, okay.
889
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,291
Yeah, no, seven is great.
890
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:52,875
-Seven is awesome.
-Great.
891
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,916
Do you mind if we have some of that pizza?
892
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,333
-Pizza! Sure.
-Yeah.
893
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,583
Pizza with…?
894
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,291
Uh, potato and provolone.
895
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,625
Mind if I put my legs up on you?
896
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:15,458
God.
897
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,833
That feels great.
898
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:21,000
Well, then.
899
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,833
-Seven.
-Seven.
900
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,583
-Seven.
-Seven.
901
00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:26,625
We'll have to figure out
how we, uh…
902
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,583
I don't know.
I could make my house available. Uh…
903
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:32,250
And there's your parents,
if they wanted to, you know…
904
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,083
-Your parents too, right?
-Absolutely. Of course, my parents.
905
00:46:35,166 --> 00:46:36,750
-Mmm, maybe not my parents.
-No?
906
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:40,291
Okay, let's do something really weird.
Put your hand on my belly.
907
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,708
I'm kidding! No, no, no.
908
00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,125
Oh my God.
909
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,500
-I hate that kind of stuff.
-You do?
910
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,041
-So…
-You're gonna be beautiful.
911
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,500
-I'll be a fatted calf.
-Come on.
912
00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:56,083
Impossible.
913
00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,083
You ready for this?
914
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:00,416
I am.
915
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,791
I think they're gonna do great.
What do you think?
916
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,333
I don't know. They only just met.
917
00:47:04,416 --> 00:47:07,375
Yeah, but I think they make a cute couple.
There's chemistry there.
918
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,333
What's so funny?
You're laughing at me, right?
919
00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:15,083
All I'm saying is that if you didn't know
they made a baby on their first date,
920
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,000
would you say that… I don't know…
921
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:20,375
But sweetie, the fact is
they did make a baby on their first date,
922
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,625
and I don't know about you,
but I'd be shitting my pants.
923
00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:24,791
Oh, don't get me wrong. I would too.
924
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,875
But that doesn't mean
it's not gonna work out.
925
00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:29,583
No, of course not. No one's saying that.
926
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:31,750
We just… hope for the best.
927
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,458
-Ciao.
-Bye, guys. Have a good night.
928
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:34,583
Good night.
929
00:47:34,666 --> 00:47:35,791
-Bye. See ya.
-Night, guys.
930
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:39,041
Yeah, I hope
it works out for those two.
931
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:42,375
-Hey, I read something recently.
-Yeah?
932
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:45,750
So this book suggested that, basically,
933
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:48,750
to figure out if you're
in a serious relationship,
934
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,708
okay, what you have to do is count
935
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:53,083
how many things
a girl has left at your place.
936
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,791
And if she's left more than 20,
937
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,958
you have officially
achieved couple status.
938
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,416
Oh, sounds like a deep book.
939
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:04,083
Okay, but what I'm saying is
you've been to Matteo's place, right?
940
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,208
How many things
could Giulia have left there?
941
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,625
I don't think Giulia
has ever even been to Matteo's place.
942
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:10,625
My point. That's right.
943
00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:13,208
How are you gonna raise a child that way?
How can you?
944
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:17,416
All right, uh, what are you saying here?
Uh, what about kids with divorced parents?
945
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,541
But that's different.
That's not the same thing at all.
946
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:22,416
I mean, two people love each other.
947
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,125
Then they decide to get married,
and it doesn't work.
948
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,833
End of story. That's it.
949
00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:30,000
But having kids like that,
without ever having been a couple,
950
00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,791
is totally different. It's crazy.
951
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:35,791
Yeah, but why do they… Why can't they
just bring the children up together as…
952
00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:39,291
Why can't they bring them up
together as friends? I mean…
953
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:41,583
What's wrong?
954
00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:45,083
Sorry, but weren't you the one who said
friendship between men and women
955
00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:46,375
wasn't really possible?
956
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:47,916
Ah, no. No.
957
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,375
What I said was
I wasn't able to be your friend.
958
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:54,875
-Ah.
-Not men and women in general.
959
00:48:56,916 --> 00:49:01,166
And since it looks like
we're going to be an auntie and uncle,
960
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:05,041
and they're gonna…
be in desperate need of help,
961
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,750
I am going to make an exception.
962
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,833
That sounds like
you're asking me to be your friend.
963
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:15,083
Well, I would absolutely love
to be your friend. This is great.
964
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,166
-No.
-Yeah.
965
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,625
Thank you very much.
966
00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:23,666
A pleasure.
967
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,666
I'll be right there.
968
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:29,000
You know…
I don't think we've been introduced.
969
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,750
I'm Claudia.
970
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:40,041
ARE YOU HOME?
971
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:43,041
NOT ON MY OWN
972
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,458
GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES
973
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:47,666
Good morning, honey!
974
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,458
Dario…
975
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:51,708
What the fuck is going on here?
976
00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,583
How could you do this to me?
977
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,125
How could you do this to us?
978
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,916
You fucking asshole! To me and to Renato!
979
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,333
How could you?
980
00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:03,750
My father is still paying for the wedding,
open bar, surf and turf.
981
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,166
Four hundred people.
982
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,250
Four hundred, you son of a bitch!
983
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:10,541
-I hate you! You disgust me!
-All right! That's enough!
984
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,708
She's gone. Please.
985
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,666
-Ah, she's gone already?
-Yeah, you can stop.
986
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,375
Jesus, you're crazy.
987
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:16,958
I swear to God. Keep it down.
988
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:19,583
You really are nuts.
989
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,291
You enjoyed that, huh?
990
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,791
Ah, I really did.
991
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,208
But I never would've made a scene
like that in real life.
992
00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,958
You were pretty good.
993
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:30,625
For a minute there,
I thought you really were jealous.
994
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,458
Yeah?
995
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:34,583
Mmm.
996
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:36,708
Listen, if you wanna see her
or any other girl again,
997
00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:38,500
tell me because you might end up married.
998
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:41,666
And then I'll be stuck playing the ex
who's been cheated on. Okay?
999
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,500
I don't want to see anyone again.
1000
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:48,541
-So hey, jealousy scenes aside…
-Hmm.
1001
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:51,708
…what is it you want from me
on a Sunday morning?
1002
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,208
What's up?
1003
00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:56,750
-IKEA.
-Ah, IKEA, right. IKEA.
1004
00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,708
And being your…
1005
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:00,750
…amigo, eh…
1006
00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:01,875
"Eh."
1007
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,916
-…apparently has advantages.
-Yes.
1008
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,916
Like this morning, I woke up and said,
"I really wanna go to IKEA."
1009
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,125
But who was it who looked after
this handsome little doggie
1010
00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:14,541
the last few days, huh,
while you were being Mr. Hotshot Lawyer,
1011
00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,416
traveling all over the world, huh?
1012
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:19,333
I only spent two days
in La Spezia last month
1013
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,250
on that case that I lost miserably.
1014
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:22,625
Whatever. It's all right.
1015
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,458
Here.
1016
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,666
Got your keys.
1017
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:29,541
Hmm.
1018
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,708
Keep 'em.
1019
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:34,458
Okay.
1020
00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:44,791
By the way, whoever invented
diaper bins is a fucking genius.
1021
00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:48,041
Fifty euros… for a bin made of plastic.
1022
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:51,000
Okay, it takes away the smell,
but it's still a fucking bin made of pla--
1023
00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:55,125
Fifty euros is robbery! You with me?
Highway robbery in broad daylight, huh?
1024
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,458
So what do you think of Andrea?
1025
00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:00,375
Andrea who? Who's Andrea?
1026
00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:03,250
Ah, Andrea. Andrea, yeah, no.
1027
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:05,958
Uh… No, not Andrea. No.
1028
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,250
Not Andrea. It's just so… No, no.
1029
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:10,458
It should be something more…
1030
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:11,750
more original,
1031
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:12,791
like Vega.
1032
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,458
-Vega.
-Vega. Vega. That's cool.
1033
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:17,625
You mean like the star?
1034
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,208
What? You actually know
there's a star called Vega?
1035
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,833
You're a genius, you, huh?
1036
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:25,125
But actually, no, not that.
1037
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,500
I was talking about a character
that's a Street Fighter.
1038
00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:30,708
You ever heard of it?
With a mask and a claw…
1039
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,291
Really cool.
1040
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,583
Yes, I know it.
1041
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:38,583
And my favorite character is Bruce Wayne,
but I'm not gonna name my son Batman.
1042
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:42,250
You know
what would be really awesome?
1043
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,166
Listen to this…
1044
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,625
-We call one of them Bruce…
-Yeah.
1045
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:48,916
-…in honor of Bruce Willis.
-Uh-huh.
1046
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:49,958
Perfect, right?
1047
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,875
And we call the other one Wayne,
1048
00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,500
in honor of Wayne Rooney.
1049
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,916
Why are you laughing?
1050
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,250
-You don't even know who he is.
-Okay. Who is he?
1051
00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:02,958
-Hello. Can I help you with anything?
-No, thank you.
1052
00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:05,666
-Thanks.
-My God, we're being ridiculous.
1053
00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:10,250
We've only been together for a short time,
and we're walking around in a baby store.
1054
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:11,708
-We're crazy, right?
-So what?
1055
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,916
We can go wherever the hell we want
whenever we want.
1056
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,541
In the end, we'll see where we end up.
1057
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,833
Yeah, sure, surrounded
by onesies and strollers.
1058
00:53:17,916 --> 00:53:19,250
Yeah, exactly.
1059
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:22,916
I mean, you should be together
for a while, then get married, whatever…
1060
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,458
Oh man.
1061
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:27,083
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's going on?
1062
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,708
No, I was just thinking that
there's nothing wrong
1063
00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:32,166
with letting a bit of time pass
between one child and another.
1064
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,083
No, look, look, stop, all right?
1065
00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:36,583
Because no one
is rushing us into anything.
1066
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,666
No one.
1067
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,166
Congratulations!
1068
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,708
Give me a kiss.
1069
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:43,458
So do you have a due date yet
that we can put in our calendar?
1070
00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:45,250
Hmm, well…
1071
00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:48,333
Uh, we were thinking that we get married,
either in three months…
1072
00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:51,208
-Or a year and three months.
-So we decided three months!
1073
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,041
-We're getting married!
-Yeah!
1074
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:54,541
Ah.
1075
00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:58,000
Yeah.
1076
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,875
-Are you nuts?
-Wait, no, I think this is a great thing.
1077
00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:04,125
-Yeah? Oh.
-This is amazing news!
1078
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,958
Honey, tell them how great it is.
1079
00:54:06,041 --> 00:54:07,833
It's fantastic
that you're getting married!
1080
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,416
We'll just do something really quiet.
1081
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,416
-Are you kidding me?
-Forget that.
1082
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:15,208
You always start with "something quiet,"
and then you've got 400 people coming.
1083
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,166
Right. We've been there.
1084
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:18,708
-Come here.
-Dario?
1085
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:21,625
Right?
1086
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,583
-Yeah.
-Have you got a light?
1087
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,000
I'm Claudia.
1088
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,166
I work with Marrale.
1089
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:35,708
Yeah.
1090
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,666
-Yeah, I remember you really well.
-Oh, "really well," huh?
1091
00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:42,000
-So, do you live around here?
-No.
1092
00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:44,000
I'm actually out with friends tonight.
1093
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:45,916
I live really close by.
1094
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:47,250
Oh.
1095
00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:49,958
Yeah.
1096
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,541
-Bye. Have a good night.
-Yeah. You too.
1097
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:03,125
And FYI, she wasn't the only one
who made a pass at me recently.
1098
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,541
Let me get this straight.
You want me to congratulate you
1099
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:08,833
on your latest conquest?
1100
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,958
No.
1101
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,750
On the contrary.
1102
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:15,916
Over the past months,
1103
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:18,750
there haven't been any conquests,
1104
00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:22,041
no other dates, and yeah, uh…
1105
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,458
No other women at all.
1106
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,208
Except…
1107
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:29,666
Um…
1108
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,166
Except you.
1109
00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:42,458
And you? Have you?
1110
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,291
Have I what?
1111
00:55:58,708 --> 00:55:59,875
No, me either.
1112
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:46,125
Hello?
1113
00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:48,625
-Hello.
-Hi, Giulia.
1114
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,375
I emailed you that balance sheet.
1115
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,375
Ah, okay, thanks for that.
1116
00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:54,541
-No problem. Talk to you later.
-Bye.
1117
00:56:57,666 --> 00:56:59,958
"We are pleased to inform you
that you have been chosen
1118
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,666
for our new Finance Director
in our office in Lisbon, Portugal!"
1119
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,958
Chiara, hey.
1120
00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:08,875
-So, I got it!
-Amazing! where is it?
1121
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,083
-It's in Lisbon!
-Oh my God, that's fantastic!
1122
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:13,541
-I'm so happy for you!
-Thanks. I just got the email.
1123
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:18,041
-Well, we've got to celebrate. Come on!
-Absolutely. I'll take care of everything.
1124
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:20,875
-By the way, you're the first one I told.
-Oh, this is so great!
1125
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:21,833
So what's up?
1126
00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:25,625
Nothing. A few months ago
I had an interview for this job in Lisbon.
1127
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:27,083
Hmm.
1128
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,000
-Ever heard of market microstructure?
-Of course.
1129
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:33,583
-It's high-frequency trading?
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1130
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:36,750
Anyway, apparently, I got it,
but I can't take it.
1131
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,208
-Why not?
-Uh…
1132
00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,583
All right,
so when do they want you to start?
1133
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,166
-In June.
-In June. And for how long?
1134
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,000
Six months. Why are you asking me
all of this when it's out of the question?
1135
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:50,416
Wait a minute. The baby's not gonna
be born before February, right?
1136
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,375
And the three of us
could all leave together in June.
1137
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:55,750
Huh?
1138
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,791
You're gonna be
on maternity leave anyway, right?
1139
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,458
And this way we'll have all spring
to get ourselves organized.
1140
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,625
-Are you serious?
-Yeah, of course. Why not?
1141
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:06,375
What'll you do about your job?
1142
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:09,791
That won't be a problem.
I still have email and video conference.
1143
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:10,708
No problem.
1144
00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:15,041
As long as you still wanna go
and bring, um…
1145
00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:19,958
-LeBrown.
-No, it's not "LeBrown."
1146
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,875
-It's "LeBron".
-Bron.
1147
00:58:21,958 --> 00:58:23,375
Mmm, LeBron.
1148
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,625
-You really mean it?
-Yeah.
1149
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,666
-And the three of us will go together?
-Yeah.
1150
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:29,875
For real?
1151
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:37,750
Party time, bud!
1152
00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,083
Look, all kidding aside,
1153
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:42,083
if the mother of your child has to go,
I understand you want to go with her.
1154
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:43,000
Uh-huh.
1155
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:45,708
-But let me tell you something.
-What's that?
1156
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:48,291
-I don't want to put you in a tough spot.
-Yeah, yeah, what is it?
1157
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,333
Aldo's retiring at the end of the year,
1158
00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:52,791
and a consultant
will be promoted to senior editor.
1159
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,166
You have exactly what we're looking for
to take over that job.
1160
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,083
-Thank you.
-Do you know what that means?
1161
00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:00,500
It means dealing
with the authors, responsibilities
1162
00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:03,291
when it comes to editorial choices
and acquisitions.
1163
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:04,708
-But…
-But…
1164
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,208
I'm well aware that it's not a job
that can be done remotely.
1165
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,333
Exactly.
1166
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:11,875
Stella! Stella.
1167
00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,083
Stella would be perfect for this position.
1168
00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,000
Perfect.
1169
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,333
-Sure. Yeah, she'd be great.
-Hmm. Mm-hmm.
1170
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,375
Wait, who the hell is Stella?
1171
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:24,458
What do you mean, "Who's Stella?"
1172
00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,833
I work with her. You've met her before.
1173
00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:30,000
Oh, uh, I don't remember.
1174
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:33,125
And you're under the impression
your boss wanted to give you that job?
1175
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,541
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
1176
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,416
Look, what matters to me is
firstly, being able to go with Giulia,
1177
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,791
and secondly, being able
to keep the job I already have.
1178
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,541
Plus, I only found out
about this promotion yesterday.
1179
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,958
I just think it's crazy
giving away a promotion like that.
1180
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:49,208
I didn't give anything away.
Stella deserves it.
1181
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,375
Can I just say something?
Stella's a really shit name.
1182
00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,875
-What? What did I say?
-Shh.
1183
00:59:57,333 --> 01:00:00,166
No. You're thinking
of calling your kid Stella?
1184
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:07,666
Really?
1185
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,333
You're hilarious.
1186
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:18,541
Well, then…
1187
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,666
You like her, huh?
1188
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:27,583
Huh?
1189
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,083
-You like her.
-No.
1190
01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:32,625
-No, you like her. Admit it. You like her.
-Please, will you stop with that?
1191
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:34,291
You don't know what you're talking about.
1192
01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:35,208
I like her.
1193
01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:36,875
-Huh?
-I like her.
1194
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:37,833
-You like her?
-I do.
1195
01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:39,500
-What do you mean?
-No, hang on.
1196
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:42,000
I'm saying,
if the situation was different, you know.
1197
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:43,041
Ah.
1198
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:46,791
Well, let me just remind you
your pregnant lady is waiting for you.
1199
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,666
-So, you nervous?
-Come on. Fuck. Not you too.
1200
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,250
Everyone is asking me if I'm nervous.
I wasn't nervous before.
1201
01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:25,000
Wow.
1202
01:01:26,541 --> 01:01:27,916
You look amazing.
1203
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,416
You're nervous, aren't you?
1204
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:32,250
Hi.
1205
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,291
Wait up! Wait up. Wait up.
1206
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:51,666
Didn't you guys actually go
to a wedding last year?
1207
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,666
-Yeah, we did.
-We went to Matteo's wedding.
1208
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:56,583
-The buffet was ridiculous.
-It wasn't good?
1209
01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:00,416
-It was amazing. Totally decadent.
-So you haven't made this all up?
1210
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,541
No, of course not.
1211
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,625
Why would I make up a story
about a wedding? Come on.
1212
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:06,500
I get it,
but it can't all be true.
1213
01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:07,791
Who did Matteo end up marrying?
1214
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,750
-Doesn't matter. It's not important.
-Ah…
1215
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:12,083
Yes, it is. I wanna know
how this whole thing ends.
1216
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,250
Just listen.
I'll tell you about Giulia in Lisbon.
1217
01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:15,791
-Her job started in June.
-Mm-hmm.
1218
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,083
-Okay?
-Hmm.
1219
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:23,208
Look, we're gonna be apart for a while.
Do you have to look so pissed off?
1220
01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:27,041
I'm not pissed off.
You're saying I look pissed off?
1221
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,875
Well, then why are you acting like this?
1222
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,500
I'm just taking everything all in.
1223
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,166
Well, it looks like
you're really cold and removed.
1224
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,416
Next thing you'll say is
I don't support you and…
1225
01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:42,708
that I don't want you to go away.
1226
01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:44,250
-Look, I never thought that.
-Yeah.
1227
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:48,333
Well, you were wrong.
I don't want you to go away.
1228
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:56,083
I knew I shouldn't have let you
take me to the airport
1229
01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:58,458
because you're only going
to get caught up in the situation…
1230
01:02:58,541 --> 01:02:59,833
What situation is that?
1231
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,500
I've been hoping for months
you'd change your mind.
1232
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,083
Why didn't you say anything?
1233
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,041
Because I don't know
how to say things sometimes.
1234
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,291
Would you have stayed?
1235
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:18,583
-It's only six months.
-I knew it.
1236
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,041
Hey, promise me…
1237
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,458
…we're not going to argue
the whole time I'm gone, hmm?
1238
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,333
Oh my God, I forgot my ticket.
1239
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:36,916
Kidding.
1240
01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:50,916
All passengers departing
for Lisbon are requested to proceed to…
1241
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,416
No, not a baby, no.
1242
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,458
Oh my God, please, don't let them
be sitting beside me.
1243
01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:58,875
All passengers to Lisbon to Gate 12.
1244
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,458
If he keeps crying like this,
we're never gonna make it to Lisbon.
1245
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:07,625
They'll probably throw us
off the plane before we get there.
1246
01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:11,625
Here, let me take him for a bit.
Maybe I can calm him down.
1247
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,000
-Careful.
-It's all right.
1248
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,083
-Okay. Shh.
-Come to Papa. That's my boy.
1249
01:04:15,166 --> 01:04:18,541
-That's a good boy.
-Come to Papa. Okay.
1250
01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:20,125
There you go.
1251
01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:22,083
Shh. Aw.
1252
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:23,458
There you go.
1253
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:25,250
Huh? Hey, hey.
1254
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:26,791
-There you go. Good boy.
-Ah.
1255
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,125
Yeah. See? You don't have to get upset.
1256
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,333
I know traveling can be boring,
but you don't have to cry, huh?
1257
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:38,041
'Cause we're going on an adventure
to a beautiful place where there'll be
1258
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,333
whales
1259
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:41,541
in the ocean.
1260
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,958
There'll be so many other amazing things,
1261
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:47,458
and you won't remember anything
because you're still too little.
1262
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:49,541
Huh, think about it.
1263
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,916
But, that's the twist.
You won't remember any of this,
1264
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,666
so there's really no reason
to cry about it, all right?
1265
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:59,083
Huh? See, it's more fun
when you're not crying.
1266
01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:00,500
Huh?
1267
01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:01,750
Hi.
1268
01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:05,583
But we still love you even though it seems
like you're possessed by Beelzebub.
1269
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:09,625
I love you.
1270
01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,958
Did you hear that? Mommy loves you, huh?
1271
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,583
Mommy loves you
even when you're a little monster.
1272
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,250
I was talking to you.
1273
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:34,166
Ah, you like being with your Daddy,
don't you?
1274
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,500
Who's a good boy?
1275
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:38,583
You're a good boy, aren't you?
1276
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,541
Let's go, guys.
Pick up the pace a bit.
1277
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:49,458
Come on, Dario.
1278
01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:51,708
-One foot in front of the other.
-This guy's so stressed.
1279
01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:53,875
You all know how much
I've been dying to do this
1280
01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:55,166
from the second we got here.
1281
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:58,375
Plus, this is apparently the best time
to actually see humpback whales.
1282
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,250
And we're currently in the best place
in the world to see them!
1283
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,708
Good morning.
1284
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:05,458
Come on, guys.
A bit more enthusiasm. Honey, you too.
1285
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:07,416
-This is gonna be unbelievable.
-Don't mind him.
1286
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,750
He's only doing this
to get under your skin, you know that.
1287
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:10,708
Five tickets.
1288
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:11,791
-Five tickets? Okay.
-Yes.
1289
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,500
-How old is the baby?
-Five months. Yes. Five months.
1290
01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:16,750
Yes.
1291
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,583
Kids under three
are not allowed on the boat. I'm sorry.
1292
01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:21,041
Ah, no?
1293
01:06:27,666 --> 01:06:28,833
-It's all right.
-No.
1294
01:06:28,916 --> 01:06:29,833
You go.
1295
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:32,583
-Go on, yeah. We'll just stay here.
-No.
1296
01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:35,208
-Unless you want us all to stay.
-No way. No. Listen to me.
1297
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,291
Guys, somebody has to see
those humpback whales.
1298
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:40,000
Maybe not me or Andrea,
but somebody has to see them.
1299
01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:44,333
-Where are you going?
-Okay, guys.
1300
01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:48,000
Don't look at me like that. No.
You know it's not my fault, right?
1301
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:50,750
-Ahoy, guys!
-All right, bye!
1302
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,750
{\an8}DOLPHINS BAY
1303
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:04,875
So, in Portuguese
a humpback whale is a…
1304
01:07:04,958 --> 01:07:06,750
Baleia jubarte.
1305
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,541
Whereas the scientific name is…
1306
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,166
I believe it's Megaptera,
1307
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,541
taken from méga pterión, understand?
1308
01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:14,791
For "big wings."
1309
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,750
-You learned that in school?
-Yep.
1310
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,291
-So did I.
-Good for you.
1311
01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:20,541
Look! There!
1312
01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:22,416
Do you see the wings?
1313
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,416
See?
1314
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,750
-So cool.
-What the fuck is he laughing at?
1315
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,125
Look how beautiful! Oh!
1316
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,208
Look!
1317
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,375
Why are we alone all of a sudden?
1318
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:45,583
Oh, my mouth was open.
1319
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:49,000
Did you see how close it got?
Beautiful, huh?
1320
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,333
Beautiful.
1321
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,125
Shh!
1322
01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:35,458
Ah, Dario, I have to tell you something.
1323
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:39,416
All right, so what happened today
was just spur of the moment, right?
1324
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:42,791
It's not like
I'm rejecting you or anything.
1325
01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:44,416
It's just that I…
1326
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:47,166
I don't want to ruin our friendship.
You know what I mean?
1327
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:51,041
-I know that sounds like a cliché, but…
-I only wanted to go to the bathroom.
1328
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,875
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I…
1329
01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:57,833
Anyway, I feel exactly the same way.
1330
01:08:58,458 --> 01:08:59,583
Ah, that's good, then.
1331
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,625
No worries.
1332
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,958
That's great.
1333
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:05,875
Good night.
1334
01:09:29,708 --> 01:09:31,458
-Hey, guys.
-Cheers.
1335
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,541
Hi!
1336
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,541
You having a good time?
1337
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,583
Sure.
1338
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,125
We're here for you, remember?
1339
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,166
You always said
you wanted to meet my friends.
1340
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,750
Look, I'm just a bit tired
after the trip, that's all.
1341
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,416
Go.
1342
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,541
-Oh, Dario, could you just get my stuff?
-Yeah.
1343
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,666
Thanks.
1344
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,375
So, are you having a good time?
1345
01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:03,791
Uh, yeah. We've been sightseeing,
and just basic tourist stuff.
1346
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,041
We've been arguing
since he got here.
1347
01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,958
It's because
you haven't seen each other in a while.
1348
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:11,583
So, how long are you staying?
1349
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,458
Just a couple of days.
1350
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,416
You're leaving already?
1351
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,625
He would have come sooner, but, um…
1352
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:21,166
I've been working a lot.
1353
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,833
Even during the weekend.
1354
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:28,041
Yeah. Long-distance relationships,
they're the… they're the worst.
1355
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,625
My girlfriend, she's in New York,
1356
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,375
so I know the feeling. Yes.
1357
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:33,208
I just hate it.
1358
01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:35,250
The lack of intimacy.
1359
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,416
That feeling
you have nothing to talk about.
1360
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,333
-The jealousy.
-Yeah.
1361
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:46,875
Well, good thing
it's gonna be over pretty soon.
1362
01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:48,416
Yeah.
1363
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,958
-Have you told him yet?
-No. Not yet.
1364
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,208
What?
1365
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:55,541
-Um…
-Um…
1366
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,041
-I propose a toast.
-Yes.
1367
01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:59,500
-A brindisi.
-Yeah.
1368
01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,541
-To Lisboa.
-To Lisboa.
1369
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,375
To Lisboa.
1370
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,291
Cheers.
1371
01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,875
Okay, now. Go to Mama. Go to Mama.
1372
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:09,125
Yeah.
1373
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,291
Here we are.
1374
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,750
-You having fun?
-Big time.
1375
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,458
Not still thinking
about the offer, are you?
1376
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:17,208
No.
1377
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:21,625
Anyway, I don't want you to feel guilty
if we have to stay another six months.
1378
01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:23,208
It's your project, after all.
1379
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:27,583
I'm not doing it because I feel guilty.
1380
01:11:28,916 --> 01:11:30,708
-Sorry, not doing what?
-Hey, guys.
1381
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:35,000
Um, just to say
1382
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:40,541
that I'm very glad
to have all of you around here tonight.
1383
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,500
-Glad to be here.
-Thank you.
1384
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,750
Oh, after all,
1385
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:49,083
partying is the best way to say goodbye.
1386
01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:53,583
-Matteo, Andrea, and I…
-Really?
1387
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,166
…are going back to Italy.
1388
01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:00,333
Aw. No.
1389
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,541
I love you.
1390
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,291
Happy for you guys.
1391
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:10,083
What is this?
1392
01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:11,791
It's the whale's mating song
1393
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,083
during the mating season,
if you can believe that.
1394
01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,583
-Ah.
-He sent me six voice messages like that.
1395
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,750
-The guy's mental.
-Yeah. Yeah.
1396
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,708
I can't imagine
how much shit I'm gonna get into
1397
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:23,875
when I tell him
I never actually went to see them.
1398
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:28,166
-I really miss him and Chiara, you know?
-It's just a couple of months.
1399
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,166
You'll see. It'll fly by in no time.
1400
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:33,791
Yeah, well, about that, um…
1401
01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:35,333
the head of the department
1402
01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:37,916
asked me if I could stay on
until next summer.
1403
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:43,083
Just to finish
the project I've been working on.
1404
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:49,250
-You're telling me this now?
-When was I supposed to tell you, Dario?
1405
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,625
-Like, maybe any other time.
-We've argued since you got here.
1406
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,750
-What does that have to do with it?
-We didn't need another reason to fight.
1407
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,083
Sure! That's the reason.
1408
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,750
-You accepted?
-No, I haven't.
1409
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,208
I wanted to talk to you before…
1410
01:13:06,291 --> 01:13:09,166
You're telling me this half an hour
before I fucking have to leave, Giulia!
1411
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,208
Do whatever the fuck you want, okay?
1412
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,958
[melancholy music playing
1413
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:32,583
Go park the car and I'll check in.
I'll see you inside.
1414
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:15,833
Yeah.
1415
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:17,708
Where are you?
1416
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,416
Uh, at security.
1417
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,583
I thought we were meeting at the check-in.
1418
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:26,541
I had to get in line.
There were a lot of people here.
1419
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,916
So you're just gonna leave like that?
No goodbye? Nothing?
1420
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:33,750
I guess so.
1421
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:35,541
Ciao.
1422
01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:08,333
{\an8}ROME, TWO MONTHS LATER
1423
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,708
{\an8}There he is!
1424
01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:10,750
Sorry, I'm late.
1425
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,541
Oh, don't worry about it.
We started already.
1426
01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:14,458
I'm glad you did.
1427
01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:17,000
No, because Alberto is on call
over at the hospital,
1428
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,916
and he has to leave soon, so…
1429
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,000
Alberto. Alberto.
1430
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:24,958
-Alberto. Good to meet you, hi.
-Hi, Dario. Hey.
1431
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:29,208
Alberto here is, uh, Chiara's boyfriend,
and she wanted us to meet him.
1432
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:30,666
So, yeah.
1433
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,875
-What do I have to do to get a spritz?
-I got it!
1434
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:34,333
-Thanks, hon.
-A spritz.
1435
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:37,541
Yeah, he is a great guy, Alberto,
a great guy!
1436
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:40,500
Cheers.
1437
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:45,125
No, seriously, I gotta tell you, Alberto.
1438
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,250
I am jealous as hell.
Honey, we have got to get to Lisbon.
1439
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:50,416
As soon as we can, we'll go.
1440
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,166
You know what else
makes it so great there?
1441
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,083
-What.
-The whale watching is amazing.
1442
01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:58,208
I bet! Hey, you guys saw one
right up close, right in front of you?
1443
01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,916
-Yeah, um, we did.
-Oh, really?
1444
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,750
No, no, I remember, yeah.
1445
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,083
You guys were freaking out
because you could see his teeth.
1446
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:06,916
-Right?
-Yeah. A bit, yeah.
1447
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
But it was an amazing experience, right?
1448
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,500
Absolutely.
1449
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,416
I went whale watching
in Argentina.
1450
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,375
-Oh, really?
-You did?
1451
01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:16,083
-Where?
-Tierra del Fuego.
1452
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,791
Ah, you don't know how long
I've wanted to go to Argentina.
1453
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:20,833
-You don't say.
-No, no, I'm telling you, Alberto.
1454
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:25,833
Well, if you want,
we can leave you alone here with Alberto,
1455
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:28,708
and the two of you can talk about
whatever you feel like.
1456
01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:30,625
-Just saying he's amazing.
-Yeah.
1457
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:32,416
We'll go to Patagonia together.
1458
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,625
All right! To Patagonia, Alberto!
1459
01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:37,541
-Thanks for giving me a ride.
-No problem.
1460
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:40,375
This is the third Sunday in a row now
that Alberto's had to work.
1461
01:16:40,458 --> 01:16:41,458
Ah!
1462
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:44,500
-You don't say.
-Yeah. His shift work is crazy.
1463
01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:46,500
What's so funny?
1464
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:49,500
Have you noticed
that Alberto loves the phrase,
1465
01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:50,666
"You don't say."
1466
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:51,750
Oh, really?
1467
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,875
"Hey, we went whale watching."
1468
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:54,791
"You don't say."
1469
01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:56,666
"Hey, lunch is ready, guys."
1470
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,875
"You don't say."
1471
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,041
"Atchoo!"
1472
01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:00,041
"You don't say!"
1473
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,333
Think making fun of him is funny?
1474
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,791
Come on. I'm just having a bit of fun.
It was just a joke.
1475
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,250
Well, I'm glad you're having fun
at my boyfriend's expense.
1476
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,375
-Your boyfriend?
-Yeah.
1477
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:15,041
Three weeks and you're already a couple?
1478
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,625
And what? Are you jealous?
1479
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:17,625
Not for a second.
1480
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:19,958
Well, maybe you're just annoyed
that I fell in love.
1481
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,000
-In love, no less?
-Yes.
1482
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,875
-Are you, now?
-See?
1483
01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:25,166
-I knew you were jealous.
-No, you want me to be jealous.
1484
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,375
Really? I wasn't the one acting
like an asshole at lunch
1485
01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:29,375
in front of everyone just to annoy me.
1486
01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:31,708
Why would you get annoyed?
Explain it to me. Why?
1487
01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:34,458
You don't go out with guys like me.
Don't you remember saying that?
1488
01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:36,708
Now I don't even want to be friends
with a guy like you.
1489
01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:38,958
Yeah, well, that suits me just fine,
so get out.
1490
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,166
So you're just gonna dump me
in the middle of nowhere?
1491
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,500
This is your house. Get out.
1492
01:17:44,541 --> 01:17:46,000
Ah.
1493
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:50,916
Bye.
1494
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,916
Whenever I'm around you, I feel great.
1495
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,083
I feel strong. I feel brilliant. I feel…
1496
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:21,125
Mmm, you're always brilliant.
1497
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:28,375
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1498
01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:31,416
-What are you doing? What are you doing?
-It's my time, so kiss me.
1499
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:35,500
Wait, wait. Sweetheart, wait.
This isn't the time for me, not for me.
1500
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,333
Matteo, we've been trying for months now.
1501
01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:41,041
-Have you changed your mind?
-What? No. Of course, I haven't.
1502
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,750
Not at all. What are you talking about?
But what are we supposed to tell him, huh?
1503
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,875
That he was conceived
in a bathroom of a restaurant?
1504
01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:48,500
No! No. No. No.
1505
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,166
Yeah, but I know you.
1506
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,416
When we get back to the house,
you've had a bit to drink,
1507
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,333
you'll sit on the couch.
You won't feel like it.
1508
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,541
No, it's not that I won't feel like it.
I don't feel like it now. I might later.
1509
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:58,958
Huh? It's not like a light switch.
1510
01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:02,041
I can't just flick it on and off.
It doesn't work like that. Come on.
1511
01:19:02,833 --> 01:19:04,000
Jeez.
1512
01:19:04,083 --> 01:19:06,083
And sweetie,
this is supposed to be a work dinner.
1513
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:08,541
So let's stay focused on that.
Come on. Come on.
1514
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,500
Come on.
1515
01:19:10,041 --> 01:19:12,833
I have to say I really liked it.
1516
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:15,375
Yeah, all of that violence and blood…
1517
01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,458
Yes, I can attest to that.
He didn't sleep a wink all night.
1518
01:19:18,541 --> 01:19:19,875
-Tell him.
-Just told him.
1519
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:21,416
He may not have slept all night,
1520
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:23,750
but my readers don't expect
this sort of thing from me.
1521
01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:26,208
The whole splatter, the horror,
it's really not my thing.
1522
01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,291
I know. Don't worry.
1523
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:30,416
But now that I'm the creative director,
I'm gonna make sure you are
1524
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,208
the next Stephen King.
1525
01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:34,291
The next Shirley Jackson.
1526
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:36,666
Come on.
Shirley Jackson, Stephen King.
1527
01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:40,125
I pretty much threw the towel
on this book a long time ago.
1528
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:42,333
What do you mean "threw in the towel"?
1529
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:44,250
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't even think about it.
1530
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:46,000
I'm gonna work with you on this one.
1531
01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,875
And even if I found a publisher in London.
Don't worry.
1532
01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:50,583
-London?
-London.
1533
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:54,166
In London, there's actually a publisher
interested in publishing this book?
1534
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,083
Yeah.
1535
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,208
Absolutely.
1536
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,000
Buried Remains sounds amazing.
1537
01:19:58,083 --> 01:19:59,458
Buried Remains.
1538
01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:02,375
-Amazing, yeah.
-Fuck. Wow. It does sound great.
1539
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:03,541
-Damn right.
-Yeah.
1540
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:06,083
Better believe it does. Huh?
1541
01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:10,541
{\an8}LONDON, TWO MONTHS LATER
1542
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:13,166
{\an8}When he told him
the amount of the advance he was getting,
1543
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,333
he burst out laughing.
1544
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:19,750
No, no, he went right back to the airport
after dinner. He was walking on air, yeah.
1545
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:21,416
He was beaming.
1546
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,333
Okay.
1547
01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:23,958
Okay.
1548
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:26,791
Great. See you tomorrow.
1549
01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:30,583
-Pretty cool, huh?
-Mmm. Mm-hmm.
1550
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:31,916
Mmm.
1551
01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,791
Did you see his face
when I suggested the title?
1552
01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:37,125
Mm-hmm. No, no, his eyes totally lit up.
1553
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,125
Anyway, this guy is the best
when it comes to dark stories. The best.
1554
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,083
Yeah, too bad about the horror.
1555
01:20:42,166 --> 01:20:43,916
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
1556
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,000
That was a shitty idea I had!
1557
01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:49,458
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
1558
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:53,166
Thank you. Really, thank you
for stopping me before I got too far.
1559
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:54,208
-It wasn't that bad
-Yes.
1560
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:55,333
No, no.
1561
01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:59,541
All kidding aside, I feel a bit guilty
because this job should've been yours.
1562
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:02,208
-What are you talking about?
-It's true.
1563
01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,958
This should be your job, not mine.
1564
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,708
-No! No, no, no, no, no.
-Yes!
1565
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:07,208
-No, no, no. Come on. No way.
-Yeah.
1566
01:21:07,291 --> 01:21:09,458
-Look at you. You're perfect.
-Mmm.
1567
01:21:09,541 --> 01:21:11,541
And you've always been
much better than me with this.
1568
01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:12,750
Always. Really.
1569
01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:14,333
Much better.
1570
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,833
What's wrong? Am I embarrassing you?
1571
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:27,666
You're embarrassed?
1572
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:29,416
No.
1573
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,125
Feel like getting a drink?
1574
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:56,791
Mm, sure.
1575
01:21:57,291 --> 01:22:00,791
Um, may I have a bottle of Scotch, please?
1576
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,125
Room 407.
1577
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,291
Yes, Madam.
1578
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,333
No one has ever done this well
in their first year as editor in chief.
1579
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:11,875
-You think?
-I do.
1580
01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:16,125
Here's to you.
1581
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,875
You've been working so hard
1582
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:30,875
you haven't had time
to go get your hair cut.
1583
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:01,291
Chiara, when I was in London
I fucked up.
1584
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:04,458
How so?
1585
01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:09,333
I was depressed
because my meetings weren't going well.
1586
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,166
And I ended up staying in Stella's room.
1587
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,250
So you stayed with…
1588
01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:18,333
…with Stella?
1589
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,875
-Stella…
-Yeah. Yes.
1590
01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:22,416
Yeah.
1591
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:24,541
But it really didn't mean anything at all.
1592
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:25,708
I swear, it didn't.
1593
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,000
-Nothing.
-You had sex with her?
1594
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:29,416
It didn't mean anything.
I swear to you, nothing at all.
1595
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,833
Did you have sex with her?
1596
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:34,791
You had sex with her.
1597
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:39,583
Chiara, please, just listen.
1598
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:40,708
Chiara. Chiara!
1599
01:23:40,791 --> 01:23:44,333
Listen. Listen. Listen.
Please, just listen for a second.
1600
01:23:44,416 --> 01:23:45,916
I'm sorry.
1601
01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:50,541
I feel like shit about it,
but I couldn't keep it in anymore.
1602
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,500
It was driving me crazy,
and I just couldn't keep it from you.
1603
01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:57,583
-Hey, hey. You know I love you.
-Don't. Please, don't!
1604
01:23:58,583 --> 01:23:59,875
You know I love you.
1605
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,541
Hey. Say something, anything at all.
1606
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:06,500
Tell me to fuck off.
I deserve it. I know. I'm an asshole.
1607
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,541
-You'd like that, huh?
-Go ahead. I deserve it.
1608
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:11,291
You'd really like that.
You'd feel less like shit, am I right?
1609
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:13,083
Huh?
1610
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:16,416
-Listen. All I want is for you to, um…
-Do not touch me.
1611
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,583
Just don't, okay?
1612
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:21,375
You have every reason in the world
to be mad at me. I know. I know.
1613
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:22,833
I have three.
1614
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,583
Number one, you cheated on me.
1615
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:30,583
Number two, you don't even
have the balls to keep it to yourself!
1616
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,750
That's too hard for you. Too hard!
1617
01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:34,125
Number three…
1618
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,500
Excuse me, miss,
I have to ask you something.
1619
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:41,291
You know anyone
who's such a bastard, such a prick,
1620
01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:43,541
that in the seventh month
of your pregnancy,
1621
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:47,125
when you're out buying cribs together,
he tells you he cheated on you?
1622
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:48,458
Well?
1623
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:49,375
Huh?
1624
01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:52,208
Do you know anyone who's such a bastard?
1625
01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:55,541
You're a bastard.
1626
01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:11,541
Oi.
1627
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,333
Hello?
1628
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,125
-Yes?
-Dario, sorry, I don't have your number.
1629
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,416
It's Alberto, Chiara's boyfriend.
1630
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,625
Oh, Alberto.
1631
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:23,666
Hey.
1632
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,833
-Listen, what are you doing tonight?
-Um…
1633
01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:27,416
Tonight…
1634
01:25:28,250 --> 01:25:29,583
No real plans. Why?
1635
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,666
There's this friend of mine
who just moved here from Apulia.
1636
01:25:32,750 --> 01:25:33,791
Her name's Lucia.
1637
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:36,625
She's nice and smart and very pretty.
1638
01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:40,291
And I thought,
why not invite Dario over. You up for it?
1639
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:43,750
Uh…
1640
01:25:43,833 --> 01:25:46,041
Why not. Sure. Looking forward to it.
1641
01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:48,791
You don't say. That's great.
1642
01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:50,583
-Yeah.
-I'll pass to Chiara.
1643
01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:52,250
She wants to talk to you. See you later.
1644
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,166
Yeah. Right. See you later.
1645
01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:03,166
Look, this wasn't my idea.
1646
01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:06,083
Dario, Lucia. Lucia, Dario.
1647
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,333
-Pleasure.
-Hi.
1648
01:26:08,541 --> 01:26:10,791
We're having fusilli
with shrimp and zucchini.
1649
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,958
-Mmm, wow!
-Put your wine in the fridge?
1650
01:26:13,041 --> 01:26:15,375
-Yeah, it'll be better.
-I'll give you a hand, honey.
1651
01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:17,666
-Great, thanks.
-Don't we have a lovely hostess?
1652
01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:18,666
Where are you from?
1653
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:20,583
-Taranto.
-No! My folks are from Lecce.
1654
01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:23,500
-Really? What a coincidence.
-We're both from Apulia.
1655
01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:24,416
Yes.
1656
01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:28,625
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
1657
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:31,291
What do we drink to?
1658
01:26:32,041 --> 01:26:33,291
-To us.
-To meeting each other?
1659
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:34,208
Excellent.
1660
01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:36,458
Okay, guys.
Moment of truth here.
1661
01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:38,958
-Tell me if you like it.
-It's amazing.
1662
01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:40,541
-Yeah?
-Bravo.
1663
01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,708
-They opened a fish store.
-You don't say.
1664
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:45,333
-It's marvelous.
-You see? That's just marvelous.
1665
01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:47,041
So convenient. It's great.
1666
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:49,000
You're hilarious.
1667
01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,208
-Well done, my love.
-Thanks, honey.
1668
01:26:51,291 --> 01:26:54,208
-How about you try some of mine.
-Oh yeah, and you have some of mine.
1669
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:57,791
-Yum. There you go. You like that?
-Oh my goodness.
1670
01:26:57,875 --> 01:27:00,625
Alberto, thanks so much
for a splendid evening.
1671
01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:02,833
Are you kidding?
It was our pleasure. Anytime.
1672
01:27:02,916 --> 01:27:04,208
-Thanks again.
-See you soon. Bye.
1673
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:05,583
-Your jacket.
-Oh, let me.
1674
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:06,916
There.
1675
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:09,125
Can I give you a ride home?
1676
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:12,541
-No, I'm actually staying here tonight.
-Obviously, I was speaking to Lucia.
1677
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:15,041
-Depends. Which way are you going?
-Your way.
1678
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,375
Well, I think they look great together.
1679
01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,291
Me too.
1680
01:27:24,791 --> 01:27:27,083
Look,
I think I'm gonna go home tonight.
1681
01:27:27,166 --> 01:27:28,375
Hmm. Why's that?
1682
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:32,166
Ah! I have a ton of stuff
I have to do tomorrow morning,
1683
01:27:32,666 --> 01:27:34,583
It'll be better if I'm already there.
1684
01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:43,000
-Hey. Hello. Uh…
-Hello.
1685
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:48,000
So?
1686
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:52,333
Don't tell me. You ran out of hot water,
so you came over here to have a shower.
1687
01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:54,125
Just stop, okay?
1688
01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:58,291
Look, I… I need to ask you something.
1689
01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:01,041
But you have to promise
not to bullshit me, all right?
1690
01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:02,750
-Okay?
-All right.
1691
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:05,583
Is anyone here?
1692
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,791
No, no. No one is here. No.
1693
01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:10,708
Okay.
1694
01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:17,000
That night…
1695
01:28:17,666 --> 01:28:18,666
Yeah?
1696
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:19,958
In Lisbon…
1697
01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:20,875
Yeah?
1698
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,541
Did you honestly have to go
to the bathroom?
1699
01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:28,250
No.
1700
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:49,375
-Good boy!
-Bravo! Bravo! Happy birthday! Aw.
1701
01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:51,458
Auntie Chiara, can you help me a minute?
1702
01:28:52,291 --> 01:28:54,250
All right. Let's go inside
and cut the cake, huh?
1703
01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:55,708
-I'll come with you.
-Be right back.
1704
01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:56,875
Hey, buddy.
1705
01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:58,958
Don't cry.
Mommy's gonna be right back.
1706
01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,833
It's okay, honey.
1707
01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:02,000
Don't worry…
1708
01:29:02,083 --> 01:29:05,583
Okay. Here we go.
I got the knife, and it's all here.
1709
01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:08,458
It's okay.
She's coming right back.
1710
01:29:08,541 --> 01:29:09,583
Did you see them?
1711
01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:11,708
Who?
1712
01:29:12,208 --> 01:29:14,000
Are you serious? Dario and Chiara.
1713
01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:17,583
-Uh, oh yeah.
-It's a bit weird, isn't it?
1714
01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:19,750
Not really, no.
1715
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:23,958
You okay? You seem a bit down these days.
1716
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,916
Yeah, I got a couple of issues
at work, and I…
1717
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:32,166
What do you mean? I thought
it all went well in London, didn't it?
1718
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:36,583
Look, I know that you're annoyed
because of that horror thing,
1719
01:29:36,666 --> 01:29:38,416
but that was never
really his style, right?
1720
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,583
He's a lot better
with dark mysteries and stuff.
1721
01:29:41,541 --> 01:29:42,458
Yeah, you're right.
1722
01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:44,125
-All right. These are ready.
-Yeah.
1723
01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:45,041
Here.
1724
01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:47,916
Before we go back out there,
I have to talk to you about something.
1725
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,166
I already know.
1726
01:29:52,791 --> 01:29:54,708
Uh, what do you mean "you already know"?
1727
01:29:54,791 --> 01:29:55,958
I saw the messages.
1728
01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:57,500
You went into my phone?
1729
01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:01,041
You cheated on me.
1730
01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:09,458
Anyway, I read the whole thing.
You're still in love with your wife,
1731
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,500
and it was all a big mistake,
the whole shebang.
1732
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:15,500
I'm sorry.
1733
01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:17,041
It's classic, but yeah.
1734
01:30:20,416 --> 01:30:22,916
I'm an asshole, such an asshole.
1735
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,083
Yeah, you really are.
1736
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:26,875
Plus, you thought
1737
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:29,583
it was a good idea to tell me
the same day as our son's birthday.
1738
01:30:29,666 --> 01:30:31,000
When should I have told you?
1739
01:30:31,083 --> 01:30:33,875
There's no good time
to tell you something like this. No. It's…
1740
01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:37,083
Look. I'm an idiot, okay? A fucking moron.
1741
01:30:37,166 --> 01:30:38,000
I just…
1742
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:46,125
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1743
01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:49,458
By the way, we're expecting another baby.
1744
01:30:54,291 --> 01:30:55,666
If it's a girl,
1745
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:57,916
what would you name her?
1746
01:30:58,541 --> 01:31:00,625
I'm so sorry.
1747
01:31:12,208 --> 01:31:13,791
You really hurt me, you know?
1748
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,291
I'm sorry.
1749
01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:18,500
You're an idiot.
1750
01:31:24,416 --> 01:31:26,083
Everyone ready for cake?
1751
01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:33,750
-Come on. Hurry!
-Come here. Come here. Come here.
1752
01:31:34,791 --> 01:31:38,500
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1753
01:31:39,541 --> 01:31:40,750
I'm so sorry.
1754
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:49,208
-Hurry, hurry, hurry…
-Just breathe.
1755
01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:52,250
You have to let go of my hand,
or I won't be able to help you!
1756
01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:55,166
Oh my God,
why did I decide to go out tonight?
1757
01:31:55,250 --> 01:31:56,458
Ooh…
1758
01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:57,583
Okay.
1759
01:31:58,291 --> 01:32:01,458
-Hey, look, do you have your phone around?
-Oh my God, Sara, my water just broke.
1760
01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:02,833
Oh!
1761
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:04,041
Okay!
1762
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,375
Okay, my little niece is on the way.
1763
01:32:06,458 --> 01:32:08,750
Your little niece has
the biggest fucking head in the world.
1764
01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:10,166
Oh my God!
1765
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:19,875
Oh, Luca.
1766
01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:21,750
-Oh.
-So?
1767
01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:23,500
What happened?
1768
01:32:24,083 --> 01:32:26,500
Apparently, her water broke
when she was in the car with Sara,
1769
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:27,833
so we rushed her over here.
1770
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:30,125
But everything is fine, right?
1771
01:32:30,208 --> 01:32:31,833
-How do I know?
-What do you mean?
1772
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,541
I mean "how do I know?"
I've never been pregnant.
1773
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,041
Sure about that?
1774
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:38,208
There's lots of screaming. I know that.
1775
01:32:38,791 --> 01:32:40,750
-And where's Chiara?
-Over there.
1776
01:32:41,666 --> 01:32:43,291
Matteo's with her, right?
1777
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:44,625
No.
1778
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:45,708
Why not?
1779
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:50,250
-Because of the whole London thing, right?
-Eh…
1780
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:52,333
-It's his daughter…
-Look, I don't know.
1781
01:32:52,416 --> 01:32:53,916
-Who's with Chiara?
-You mean now?
1782
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,458
-Yeah, who's with Chiara?
-Uh, Sara and…
1783
01:33:06,208 --> 01:33:07,458
Hi.
1784
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:10,458
What are you doing here?
1785
01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:12,916
I got back two weeks ago.
1786
01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:17,791
And you knew?
1787
01:33:18,791 --> 01:33:19,833
-Huh?
-Huh.
1788
01:33:22,291 --> 01:33:23,166
I'll call Matteo.
1789
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:24,833
-No. No, he said…
-Move.
1790
01:33:24,916 --> 01:33:26,750
Just leave him. Leave it.
1791
01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:28,958
Fine. I'll go mind my own business.
1792
01:33:29,916 --> 01:33:31,000
How's it going?
1793
01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:33,916
Nothing's changed.
The contractions are still coming slowly.
1794
01:33:34,416 --> 01:33:37,000
Oh my God, babe,
I just about had a heart attack.
1795
01:33:38,583 --> 01:33:40,833
-Can we go outside and get some fresh air?
-Sure.
1796
01:33:41,416 --> 01:33:43,000
Everything's fine.
1797
01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:44,375
Don't worry.
1798
01:33:44,458 --> 01:33:47,500
Good. Hurry up. I'll wait for you here.
1799
01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:48,708
Yeah. Yeah.
1800
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:50,708
I'll wait here. Bye.
1801
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:53,958
What did he say?
1802
01:33:54,875 --> 01:33:56,666
That…
1803
01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:57,625
…he's on his way.
1804
01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:03,625
I'm going back inside.
1805
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,083
What are you doing?
1806
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,083
I'm waiting here.
1807
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:40,208
The last few months
have been awful without you.
1808
01:34:40,833 --> 01:34:42,875
Even though we weren't together anymore…
1809
01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:48,875
…if anyone asked if I was single,
I would just say that I wasn't interested.
1810
01:34:50,041 --> 01:34:52,416
And I wanted to call you,
1811
01:34:52,916 --> 01:34:55,791
but what I really wanted
was for you to call me.
1812
01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,083
But no, you never did.
1813
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,375
And every day that went by,
I missed you more and…
1814
01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:07,041
And I tried desperately to convince myself
that you didn't love me anymore.
1815
01:35:09,166 --> 01:35:10,958
That's bullshit, and you know it.
1816
01:35:11,541 --> 01:35:13,791
Why would you even dare
say something like that to me?
1817
01:35:16,333 --> 01:35:19,666
You just left. You got on that plane
and never spoke to me again.
1818
01:35:20,666 --> 01:35:22,375
Yeah, but that doesn't…
1819
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,291
doesn't mean that I don't love you.
1820
01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:32,250
Then why didn't you ever call me?
1821
01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:34,375
Was it pride?
1822
01:35:34,458 --> 01:35:35,916
No, no. I didn't call you
1823
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:39,833
for the same reason
you've been here for two weeks and…
1824
01:35:39,916 --> 01:35:41,250
and haven't called me.
1825
01:35:43,666 --> 01:35:45,333
But I am sorry about it.
1826
01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:48,416
What's wrong?
1827
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,291
Well, you're the mature one
1828
01:35:54,375 --> 01:35:57,291
because you apologized first,
and now I feel like a bitch.
1829
01:36:05,583 --> 01:36:06,500
Uh…
1830
01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:08,625
Where is she?
1831
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,583
Hey!
1832
01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,083
-So?
-Well?
1833
01:36:26,166 --> 01:36:27,250
Um…
1834
01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:31,166
-She's eight pounds, four ounces.
-Congratulations!
1835
01:36:33,416 --> 01:36:35,666
-I told you, didn't I?
-Oh my God, so big!
1836
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:37,916
-Has she got any hair?
-Yes, lots of hair.
1837
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,375
-Oh my God!
-More than her uncle?
1838
01:36:39,458 --> 01:36:41,333
-Come on!
-More than her uncle.
1839
01:36:42,375 --> 01:36:44,500
-So can we see her?
-Let's go.
1840
01:36:44,583 --> 01:36:46,500
I can't wait to see this baby.
1841
01:37:15,791 --> 01:37:17,291
So, that was a fun story.
1842
01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:19,333
But it's a shame
that half of what he told us
1843
01:37:19,416 --> 01:37:20,791
never actually happened.
1844
01:37:20,875 --> 01:37:22,958
Again? Again with that?
1845
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:25,541
-When are you gonna leave this guy?
-Soon maybe.
1846
01:37:25,625 --> 01:37:27,750
I told you before it doesn't matter.
It's not important.
1847
01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:30,000
Yeah, you keep saying that.
But according to your theory,
1848
01:37:30,083 --> 01:37:31,750
it's as if anyone can be with anyone.
1849
01:37:31,833 --> 01:37:33,041
No, absolutely not.
1850
01:37:33,125 --> 01:37:35,833
All I'm saying is that
having things in common isn't nec--
1851
01:37:35,916 --> 01:37:38,583
All right. Let's do this.
1852
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:41,083
Let's all go back
to the whole apple metaphor
1853
01:37:41,166 --> 01:37:43,625
that seemed to be working
for you and for everybody else.
1854
01:37:43,708 --> 01:37:45,041
-Listen to me good.
-Mmm.
1855
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:47,875
Let's say I'm… half an apple,
1856
01:37:47,958 --> 01:37:50,208
red and round, okay?
1857
01:37:50,291 --> 01:37:53,708
I'm not gonna go looking for an apple
that's green and narrow, right?
1858
01:37:54,208 --> 01:37:58,458
But if I find a red and round one
which might even be a bit bruised like me,
1859
01:37:58,541 --> 01:38:00,916
even if it's not the same shade of red,
1860
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:03,916
I'll make it work.
And maybe, over the next few years,
1861
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:06,583
I might get a bit lighter.
I don't know how, but I'll try.
1862
01:38:06,666 --> 01:38:09,125
And maybe the other half
will try to get darker. It's not easy.
1863
01:38:09,208 --> 01:38:11,791
You may never reach perfection,
but there's nothing wrong with that.
1864
01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,166
All right. I get it.
1865
01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:17,625
For you, it's not a matter
of finding your soulmate, but a soulmate.
1866
01:38:17,708 --> 01:38:20,250
Exactly. Another half that completes us.
1867
01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,583
But don't you think that's a bit cynical?
1868
01:38:22,666 --> 01:38:24,875
That would mean that
you may be with someone now,
1869
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:27,375
but you could very easily be
with anyone else.
1870
01:38:27,458 --> 01:38:28,958
What? No, no!
1871
01:38:29,041 --> 01:38:31,666
Because when you're in a relationship,
you might very well change.
1872
01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:34,750
So all the other possibilities out there
would no longer exist.
1873
01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:39,250
Just like if I, uh, went to Boston
when I was a kid,
1874
01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:41,458
when I got back,
I'd be a different person.
1875
01:38:41,541 --> 01:38:43,666
Or at least different
than I am now, right?
1876
01:38:44,791 --> 01:38:47,250
That's the reason we didn't want
to tell you who married Matteo.
1877
01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:48,416
See what I'm saying?
1878
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:50,541
Because we always spend
our whole lives wondering,
1879
01:38:50,625 --> 01:38:53,208
"Man, who knows
what would have happened if…"
1880
01:38:53,291 --> 01:38:55,583
Fine. Don't tell us.
We'll find out anyway.
1881
01:38:55,666 --> 01:38:56,500
Yeah.
1882
01:38:56,583 --> 01:38:58,833
Eh, but, uh…
1883
01:38:58,916 --> 01:39:01,000
-It's not that simple.
-How come?
1884
01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:03,416
-'Cause they're here.
-They're here?
1885
01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:04,666
-No!
-You mean "them" them?
1886
01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:07,166
I liked the idea
that I don't know who's a couple.
1887
01:39:07,666 --> 01:39:08,625
Oh well.
1888
01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,208
-Hi, Federica.
-Dario. Nice to meet you.
1889
01:39:11,291 --> 01:39:12,541
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
1890
01:39:12,625 --> 01:39:14,375
-First time for everything.
-Giulia.
1891
01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:15,916
Matteo. Nice to meet you.
1892
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:17,500
-Hi, Chiara.
-Hi, Dario.
1893
01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:38,166
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