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[seagulls calling]

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[man 1] <i>Hey, Dario,</i>

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<i>don't forget you and your wife</i>
<i>are coming over for dinner</i>

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<i>at Sara's and my place on Friday.</i>

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NETFLIX PRESENTS

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[man 2] <i>Yep, can't wait.</i>

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[man 1] <i>Good.</i>
<i>Just wanted to remind you. Don't be late.</i>

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[man 2] <i>Don't worry. We won't be.</i>
<i>We'll bring wine too.</i>

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[woman 1] <i>Chiara, where have you been?</i>

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<i>So listen, dinner at our place on Friday.</i>

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<i>Let me know, okay?</i>

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[woman 2] <i>Sorry, I was at the gym.</i>
<i>And yes, we'd love to come.</i>

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[man 1] <i>Matteo?</i>

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<i>Remember you and your wife</i>
<i>are having dinner with Sara and me</i>

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<i>at our place on Friday, right?</i>

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[man 3] <i>Absolutely.</i>
<i>We'll be right on time.</i>

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<i>Want me to bring some wine?</i>

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[woman 1] <i>Hi, Giulia.</i>

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<i>Just wanted to make sure</i>
<i>we're still good for dinner Friday.</i>

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[woman 3] <i>Definitely.</i>
<i>We're looking forward to it.</i>

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[man 1 chuckles] I still can't believe
you buy into all that spiritual bullshit.

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[man 3] What?
You and Sara are living proof.

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Oh come on, Frank.
Are you starting with that again?

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-You really think soulmates exist?
-Yeah, I do.

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How many couples do you know
that were high school sweethearts

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and are still together?

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I don't know. Come with me.

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All right, let's say, when I was,
I don't know, eight years old,

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and my parents decided
they were gonna move to, uh, Boston.

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-Boston?
-Yeah, Boston, okay?

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You don't think
I would've gotten engaged, then?

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And that I wouldn't have gotten married?
Or I would've been sad and depressed?

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Why? Because my soulmate
would be here in Rome?

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Then you never would've met Sara.

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You would've met someone
in your high school in Boston

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who you'd still be with now.

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There's no way we can know that.
The whole idea of it is hypothetical.

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The fact that you actually think

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there's only one person in the world
who we're meant to be with…

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It… It's ridiculous.

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It's not ridiculous.
Even Plato's <i>Symposium </i>talks about it.

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-Yeah, yeah, it's the apple thing, I know.
-No, it's not "the <i>apple </i>thing."

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-It's a much more complex theory.
-So, what?

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-The idea is that humans were perfect.
-Right.

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-And the gods were jealous, so they…
-Split them in half. I got it.

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From that moment, everyone's been looking
for their missing half.

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Yeah, I know. I remember it perfectly.
It's a bunch of bullshit, Frank.

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-Beautiful.
-What are you talking about?

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-The myth of the hermaphrodite.
-A little heavy, isn't it?

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-What? It's beautiful.
-Interesting dinner conversation.

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[chuckles] But the notion is important.
It's soulmates…

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-And I believe it.
-Exactly.

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So romantic. Aw.

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Oh, honey, we should put the meat on
in about 15 minutes, right?

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-Yeah, boss. I'm on it.
-Mmm.

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Well, if you ask me,

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I think the two of you guys
have been together for so long

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you may be taking your relationship
with Sara for granted.

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-Listen to this guy!
-Oh wow! Oh, you take me for granted?

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Of course, I don't.
He doesn't know what he's saying.

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You may not be taking her for granted,
but you have had other girlfriends.

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-Well?
-So what?

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You have, right?

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Yea. What's your point?
They weren't important.

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Whereas I had a few
serious relationships before Federica…

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-What was that?
-…but when we met, I knew it right away.

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-All right.
-Sweetie.

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-I said to myself, "There she is."
-Aw, babe.

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-[Frank] "She's my soulmate."
-What a sweetheart.

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You're not convinced?

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[chokes]

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-Doesn't look like it.
-[Luca] No!

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-No!
-Not even a bit?

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[chuckles] No, no, no, no. I'm not saying
you guys don't have a great relationship.

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I'm sure it's amazing. It's just that…

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-[laughs nervously]
-[Sara] Are you thinking… of telling them?

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[laughs]

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-Should we tell them the story?
-Yeah.

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All right.
We'll tell you a little story, mm?

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And at the end, you can tell us
if you still believe in soulmates or not.

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-All right. Let's hear it.
-Okay? You ready?

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-All right. So, about two years ago or so.
-Yeah, two.

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Sara and me had just gotten married,
and we had just moved into this house.

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And we wanted to organize
a little lunch, right?

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-And invite four of our friends.
-Right.

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Well, more precisely,
I invited two of my friends.

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-And Luca invited two of his friends.
-[Luca] Mmm.

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<i>-</i>[Sara] <i>Glad you guys could make it.</i>
<i>-</i>[man whistles]

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Sorry about the mess.
We only moved in two days ago.

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-Things all over the place.
-[man] You should see my place.

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-I've been there five years.
-Here they are!

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And, incredibly, ten minutes early.
Can you believe that?

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Right! I invited them half an hour early.

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-A little something.
-Oh, thanks.

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Looking great.

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Great terrace!
Sorry, I'm out of breath, it's the stairs.

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You gonna give us the grand tour?

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-[Sara] No!
-We'll give you a tour of the place later.

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Now, we haven't got much time.

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-Time for what?
-You're remembering, right?

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-Yes, I promise, babe.
-What's going on?

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Guys, we just wanted to tell you
a couple things about Sara's friends.

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They hot?

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-This why you got us here early?
-Right…

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Yes, but you still got here
half an hour late, so…

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-You met them both at the wedding.
-Right.

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[moped honks]

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-Hey!
-Hey!

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[Luca] <i>So, Giulia…</i>

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Giulia is a mathematician.

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-[woman] What did you get them?
-Um, a… decanter. You?

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A lamp.

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She works
for a financial modeling firm, right?

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-Right?
-[Sara] Right.

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She explained it to me a million times.

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With the long hair, right?

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-[Sara] No, no.
-No. That's Chiara.

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-Ah.
-Giulia's hair is a bit shorter, wavy.

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She's not exactly the type of girl
you see from a distance and say,

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"Oh, hey, there's the girl who's into
statistics and is a Finance graduate…"

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No, no, no, but I mean,
she's the type who's, uh… confident.

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-She's intelligent and smart and…
-[Luca] Right, right, right.

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She might at first come across
as, I don't know, arrogant, almost.

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Like, when she's looking at you,
she thinks you're a bit of an idiot.

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-[laughs]
-Nice.

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-But she's hot, so, you know.
-And the other one?

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I wanted to get them something--

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-<i>You</i> need?
-Right.

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-[Luca] The other one is the opposite.
-She's dumb, then.

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-No, not at all!
-No. [sighs]

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We all went to university together.
She's an anesthesist.

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You know
that doesn't mean anything, right?

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She's a classic beauty, you know?
She's always got guys around her.

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Soon as she breaks up with someone…
they're on her.

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So why do you say
she's the exact opposite?

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[Luca] Well, because she's sweet and cute
and always has a smile on her face,

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kind of the "girl next door" type.

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Oh, but make no mistake.
She knows exactly what she's looking for.

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-Don't worry. She's hot too.
-Well, that's a good thing.

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A very good thing.

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-Maybe it's this one.
-[bell buzzes]

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Was that the bell?
Let me go bring them up.

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-I'll come with you.
-No, no!

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Dario! Would you just sit down?

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-Jesus!
-Oh my God, you're unreal.

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Guys, next time I tell you
to come at one, come at one.

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Fine, but don't you think
a half-an-hour briefing is over the top?

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So just remember,
Chiara has the long black hair.

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-Got it. Long black hair.
-So why are you telling him about Chiara?

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-Hmm?
-Let me get this straight, then.

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You and Sara set for Matteo,

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sweet guy who's affectionate, sensitive,
with the glasses tucked into his pocket…

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Makes sense to me.

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…gets the sweet girl next door.

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And we'll set up the aggressive one
with the lawyer,

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who knows all too well
how to defend himself.

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-Damn right, I can defend myself.
-Hang on. Hang on.

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What do you guys take us for? Huh?

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You think that me and Sara,
who just got married, I might add,

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have nothing better to do than set up
our friends like Barbie and Ken.

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-No.
-[Dario sniffs]

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Guys, it's a simple lunch among friends.

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-It just so happens you're all single.
-Right. Just so happens we're all single.

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Exactly. So listen,
ever since we got married… [chuckles]

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…we've been saying
it'd be fun to get you all together.

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Right. We got that. So, um…

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What she was saying before,
that she didn't want you to tell us…

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Nothing, nothing. She was saying
not to tell you what we think,

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so it won't influence you.

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Got ya. Now, let's be honest here.

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Because honesty is the foundation
of any long-lasting marriage, right?

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Absolutely.

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And you don't think that Sara

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has been talking to her friends
about <i>us </i>all week long?

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-Nope. Absolutely not.
-[laughs]

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What the fuck is so funny?

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Yeah, this marriage is starting well,
with a lie. Two, actually.

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All right. Shut up. Here they come.

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-[woman] This place is gorgeous.
-[Sara] Thank you. Love it. Right up here.

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-Hi!
-[Luca] Ladies!

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-Hey, how are ya? Great, great, great.
-Hi.

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-[kissing]
-[Luca] Thank you.

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-Wow! Look at this!
-Hi.

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-[Sara] Yeah, so…
-[Luca] So, girls…

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This is Dario and Matteo.

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And this is Chiara and Giulia.

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-Hello.
-Hi.

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-[Matteo] Hi.
-[Dario] Hello.

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[inspirational song playing]

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-Here you go.
-Thanks.

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-You taking care of that?
-Yeah.

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Okay.

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-Giulia?
-Ah, thanks.

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-Sorry, you've got two of your hands full.
-It's okay. I'm good.

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Can you make me one of those too, please?

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-[Giulia] It's okay. I got this.
-I already did, babe.

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Everyone's got a beer?

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-[indistinct chattering]
-[song continues]

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[indistinct chattering]

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-Pizza!
-Let me grab that.

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{\an8}[indistinct chattering]

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-[Luca] Glad to have you here.
-[Sara] Cheers.

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-Guys, I'm going that way.
-Bye!

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-So I'll give you a call.
-Mm-hmm.

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Who? Me?

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-No.
-No? No.

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Here's my helmet.

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-See ya.
-Bye.

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[song continues]

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[Dario] Come on.

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-Come on. Let's go. Come on.
-[dog barking]

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[Dario typing message] "So, just got back
and already we're all over social media

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-like a couple of kids."
-[message bleeps]

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[message chimes]

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[chuckles] "We're so bad."
We really are the worst.

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First-person plural. [laughs]

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[typing]

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"So, can I ask you something?"

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"Are those pictures of meringues?"

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[message bleeps]

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YES!

224
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[typing] "Uh, gross!" [laughs]

225
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,250
-[message bleeps]
-Seems like I'm making fun of her,

226
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,416
but what I'm really doing

227
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,916
is letting her know
that I took a peek at her profile.

228
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,833
[message chimes]

229
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,375
And what she's doing

230
00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:17,583
is letting me know
that she's looking at all my pictures too.

231
00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:20,125
Oh, see? I'm dealing with a pro here.

232
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:25,916
All right, then… [dialing]
So, I'll leave her my number and see.

233
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,541
-[dog whimpers]
-No, of course, I don't want her number.

234
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,208
She's got mine.

235
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,583
Now she's the one
who's gotta make the first move, you see?

236
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,833
Her.

237
00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,166
Not me.

238
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,666
-Her. Not me.
-[dog whimpers, barks]

239
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,166
[Matteo] Stella, were you dealing with
<i>The Advanced Guide for Pleasing Women?</i>

240
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,625
Mm-hmm, yeah. And you know what?
It's actually doing really well.

241
00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:49,291
Yeah, well, who'd have thought.
Um, listen, um…

242
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,166
Does it by chance happen to mention

243
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,916
how long one should wait
before calling a girl one just met?

244
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:56,250
Ah.

245
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:57,708
You know what, Matteo,

246
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,041
I'm really pleased
that you would take my opinion

247
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,791
as a woman into consideration
where all this is concerned.

248
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,833
Well, yeah, I <i>seriously</i> want your opinion.

249
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,583
If a guy is hot,
there's no time constraints.

250
00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,166
Half an hour could be enough for me.

251
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,125
-Okay. So what about me?
-Well, you should probably wait a month.

252
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,833
[both laugh]

253
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,916
You're… a bitch. [chuckles]
You really are, you know?

254
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,875
[chuckles] Oh, yeah. I'm just kidding.

255
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,500
But since when does a guy like you
read these kinds of books?

256
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,125
You reading horoscopes now too?

257
00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,583
[laughs sarcastically]

258
00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:29,458
[Stella] Okay.
So the book says to wait 24 hours,

259
00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,833
but I wouldn't do that.

260
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,666
-So, what do I do?
-Send her a text.

261
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:36,333
Like the rest of the world, no?
Only a real loser calls, Matteo.

262
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:37,375
24 hours?

263
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,000
24 hours is crazy. It doesn't make sense.

264
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,833
MATTEO'S MACBOOK PRO

265
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,625
-[dial tone]
-[groans]

266
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,500
[phone ringing]

267
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,000
Hello?

268
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,583
Uh, yeah. Hello!

269
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,416
Hi, there. This is Matteo.

270
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,000
Matteo… I'm Luca's friend.

271
00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,750
Oh, hi.

272
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:00,875
[Giulia] <i>How are you?</i>

273
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,166
Hi. I'm doing pretty well. Good, thanks.

274
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,166
I was wondering,
is this too soon to be calling you?

275
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,791
Too soon for what?

276
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,958
<i>Well, the actual question is,</i>
<i>how long should a man wait</i>

277
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,208
before calling a woman he just met?

278
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,625
Because there's this book

279
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:16,583
<i>that says-- Not that I looked it up.</i>

280
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,625
<i>But it says</i>
<i>the appropriate time would be 24--</i>

281
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,458
Hello?

282
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,708
My colleague says
I should call right away.

283
00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:24,125
-I…
-[disconnect tone]

284
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,625
[melancholy music playing]

285
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,291
Hello? He--

286
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,416
[phone ringing]

287
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,083
-Hello?
<i>-</i>[Matteo] <i>Hello?</i>

288
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,416
[Giulia] <i>Sorry. I went into an elevator,</i>
<i>and my phone cut out.</i>

289
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,750
Ah… No problemo.

290
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,125
I thought maybe you hung up on me

291
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:56,125
because of that bad joke
I made about calling you, so I, uh…

292
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,625
Well, it was pretty bad. [chuckles] Yeah.

293
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,000
[Matteo] <i>Well, that was kind of my, uh…</i>

294
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,500
[clicks tongue] How do I put this?

295
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,416
Tactic. Yeah, that was a…

296
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,541
…<i>my secret tactic.</i>

297
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:06,750
Ah, the pity card.

298
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,666
Ah, well, you can never underestimate
how razor-thin the line is

299
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,041
between pity and endearing.

300
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:14,541
Uh-huh, I get it.

301
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,958
So then, once you've succeeded
in getting a girl to pity you,

302
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:17,958
what happens next?

303
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,708
Uh, well, theoretically,
she would accept a dinner invitation.

304
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,291
Theoretically, of course…

305
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,458
And theoretically, when would that be?

306
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,208
Tomorrow night?

307
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,958
And theoretically, where?

308
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,041
[inaudible]

309
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,750
Um…

310
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,708
I know a really fabulous place.

311
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,750
Yeah?

312
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,125
Very quiet.

313
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,333
Yeah?

314
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,708
-A bit out of the way.
-Ah.

315
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,333
-You'll like it.
<i>-Ciao.</i>

316
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,708
See you tomorrow.

317
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,041
[shutter clicks]

318
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,166
I CHALLENGE YOU

319
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,583
[message chimes]

320
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,416
Hmm. Daring me now.

321
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,166
[bell dings]

322
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,000
LOVE

323
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,125
[groans]

324
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:24,541
Ah…

325
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,708
A bit of flour.

326
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,625
[sighs] Perfect.

327
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,541
-[dog whimpers]
-Look great, right?

328
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,750
And now… photo.

329
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,583
[shutter clicks]

330
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,583
There we go. And done.

331
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:38,916
Beautiful.

332
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,541
THE MOST DIFFICULT THING ON EARTH

333
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,916
Now send it to Giulia. There!

334
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,125
See if she takes the bait.

335
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,041
[message chimes]

336
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,000
No way.

337
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,708
-[message bleeps]
-[message chimes]

338
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,291
Hmm? [chuckles]

339
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,916
[Giulia] <i>Must've been hard</i>
<i>to go out</i> <i>and buy those meringues</i>

340
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,416
<i>at </i>Dolce Desideri, <i>hmm?</i>

341
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,916
No!

342
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,166
What an idiot!

343
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,083
No.

344
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,541
I'M AN IDIOT

345
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,750
I didn't mean to crush
your self-confidence.

346
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,208
Well, currently, it's at an all-time low.

347
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:28,500
But… I can be persuaded to forgive you
if you agree to have dinner with me?

348
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,916
-[message chimes]
-All right. What's she sayin'?

349
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,291
"Okay." Okay! Who's the master? Me or you?

350
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,500
Huh? Is it me or you? Me or you?

351
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,833
-[dog barking]
-Yes, I'm the master. I'm the master.

352
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,583
[man] No, I'm sorry.
We have a wedding tonight.

353
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,791
No, that's not possible. Good night.

354
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,375
Good evening.
Could we get a table for two?

355
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,750
-[Chiara] Yes.
-What name did you book it under?

356
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,958
-[chuckles]
-Rossi. <i>Signor</i> Rossi.

357
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,500
And <i>Signora</i> Rossi.

358
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,666
-You never booked a table, right?
-No. I usually don't need to.

359
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:03,875
Don't worry. Let's go.

360
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,500
Could you possibly suggest
another place that's not too far?

361
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,416
We're pretty isolated around here.

362
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,541
Which is part of its charm.
And that's why I come here, the charm.

363
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,250
-So, can you help us?
-Come on. Let's just go.

364
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,333
[gasps, giggles]

365
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,375
Welcome, guys!

366
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,500
Wait, you're, uh… cousins from Campobasso!

367
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,041
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-No.

368
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,583
We're just guests.
We just came here to have dinner…

369
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,958
You look so elegant.
Is it your anniversary?

370
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,458
No, it was our first date.
And probably the last.

371
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,833
It's your first date? No way!
We had our first date here?

372
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,708
Has to be fate.
Maybe you'll get married too.

373
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,250
You have to stay. This place is good luck.
It has to be destiny.

374
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,541
Please, you will join us, won't you?
You can't ignore fate, after all.

375
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,458
Okay. Well, congratulations.

376
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,166
-We have to get going.
-No, no. Come on!

377
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,875
-Where are you going?
-Some place far away.

378
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,833
-But thank you so much.
-You came all this way. Stay.

379
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,375
Plus, you're already here,
so now you're our guests.

380
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,416
You have to help us enjoy
our celebration of love.

381
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,208
And besides,
those cousins from Campobasso…

382
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,875
Never turn down a bride.
By the way, the name's under "Rossi."

383
00:16:55,958 --> 00:17:01,750
…a big "mazel tov" for our lovely friends!
Ladies and gentlemen, David and Rebecca!

384
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,583
<i>-Auguri!</i>
<i>-</i>[band plays "Hava Nagila"]

385
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,458
[guests chattering excitedly]

386
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:20,291
[clapping rhythmically]

387
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,250
-[gentle music playing]
-["Hava Nagila" gradually fades]

388
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,000
-[gentle music playing]
-[faint clapping in background]

389
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,625
And what's your dog's name?

390
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,208
Let's go.

391
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,041
"Let's go"?

392
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,208
Okay, let's say you have a dog named Nana.

393
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,041
-Mm-hmm.
-You'll say, "Let's go, Nana."

394
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,583
"Let's go" is faster and more efficient.

395
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,666
No?

396
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,125
I can't even imagine
what you'll call your kids.

397
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:54,958
How about you?
Got a cat or a… fish? Koala?

398
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,583
Mmm.

399
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,666
No, I…

400
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,083
Listen,

401
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,416
mind if I ask you
a bit of a blunt question?

402
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,333
Hmm.

403
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,666
Don't you get bored with this sometimes?

404
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,541
With what exactly?

405
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,333
You message me in chat, and I respond.

406
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,791
Then you give me your number,
but I don't give you mine.

407
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,208
Then I text you,
and you respond to my message,

408
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:25,625
while both of us try our best
to sound brilliant, clever, and witty,

409
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,625
but not intrusive.

410
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,458
Wouldn't it be a lot easier if, um,
one of us just said to the other,

411
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:32,750
"Oh, you're pretty nice-looking."

412
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,083
"You don't look like a serial killer.
Let's fuck."

413
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,791
Come on, if you have to pretend
that you baked meringues

414
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,708
just so you can
take a girl out for dinner,

415
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,208
there's gotta be something
wrong with that, right?

416
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,375
[chuckles]

417
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,833
Look, if you're in the market to find
your spouse, that's something else.

418
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:52,333
We could spend the whole evening
talking about dogs, cats, goldfish,

419
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,666
koalas…

420
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,875
But you and me…

421
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,250
Wouldn't it be better
if we just went back to my place,

422
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,208
fucked our brains out,
then watched <i>Stranger Things </i>before bed?

423
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,208
[<i>Stranger Things </i>theme music playing]

424
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:04,750
Check.

425
00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:06,500
[laughs]

426
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,791
[music continues]

427
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,833
Hey, if you haven't seen this one,
you're welcome to stay.

428
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,750
What episode are you on?

429
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,625
Uh, the first one of season three.

430
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,041
Um, I saw that one.

431
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,916
You're gonna like it. It's a good one.

432
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:32,583
-So, no strings attached, right?
-All right.

433
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,250
-Good night.
-Ciao.

434
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,541
Mmm, Dario?

435
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,291
[mockingly] Give me a call, okay?

436
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,458
[chuckles]

437
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,125
-[door closes]
-What a dick.

438
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,458
[pensive music playing]

439
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,041
Ladies.

440
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,916
-Hold that?
-Yeah, sure. I'll hold on to that.

441
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,833
-Here you go.
-Thanks.

442
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,041
-[Matteo] Fine.
-[Giulia] Thanks.

443
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,375
[Luca] <i>It's a simple matter</i>
<i>of two slightly different opinions.</i>

444
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,125
Because Sara thinks
that you would be a better fit

445
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,125
with Chiara, the long-haired anesthetist.

446
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,833
<i>And you with Giulia,</i>
<i>the rock 'n' roll mathematician.</i>

447
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,583
Because she says opposites attract,
whereas I think that--

448
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,291
Birds of a feather flock together.

449
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,208
Yeah, great. Put the tables together.

450
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,666
[tables clatter]

451
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,583
There.

452
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,625
-[Luca] To an amazing meal together.
-[all] Cheers!

453
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,666
<i>-</i>Guys. I'm going that way.
-Bye!

454
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,875
-[Matteo] <i>Really nice meeting you.</i>
<i>-</i>[pensive music continues]

455
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:59,333
It says that you should wait
at least 24 hours, but I wouldn't call.

456
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,250
What do I do, then?

457
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,666
Send her a text,
like the rest of the world, no?

458
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,583
Seriously, only losers call, Matteo.

459
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:08,541
But, 24 hours?
24 hours is crazy. It doesn't make sense.

460
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,083
-This is crazy.
-[Stella] So…

461
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,166
-How much longer do you have to wait?
-Uh…

462
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,125
Thirty-seven minutes.

463
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,708
Don't tell me you're actually counting.

464
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,291
[chuckles] Matteo,
if you want to call her, just call.

465
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,583
No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
I will resist, resist, resist, resist,

466
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:28,833
resist, resist, resist, resi-- [inhales]

467
00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:31,000
I know what I'll do. I'll go get a coffee.

468
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,375
Coffee. Coffee.
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

469
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,041
-Bye. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee…
-Bye.

470
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,875
Bye, everyone. See you tomorrow.

471
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:44,000
-[music continues]
-[elevator dings]

472
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,250
[shutter clicks]

473
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:56,750
[typing]

474
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,708
Giulia? [chuckles]

475
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,500
-Matteo!
-Hey!

476
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,125
Uh, I… I… I wasn't expecting
to run into you here.

477
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:14,333
No? did you not think
I could read? [chuckles]

478
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:17,500
No. [chuckles] No, no, no.
It's just, I actually work here.

479
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:21,666
Yeah, the consultancy office is upstairs
so I just came down to grab a coffee.

480
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,041
So, uh, what are you doing here?

481
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:26,875
Promise you won't let it get to your head?

482
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,208
I'll do my best.

483
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,666
A-ha! What'd I say? Ha! I convinced you!

484
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,416
This is definitely gonna go to my head.
I actually convinced you.

485
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,750
Well, you talked about it ad nauseam,
so it's more like you wore me down.

486
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:39,791
Great.

487
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:43,291
And now… I was looking
for something that's a bit lighter,

488
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,916
figuratively and literally.

489
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,625
Ah, were you looking for a recipe book?

490
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,875
No. No, no, no.

491
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:51,083
Actually, I'm open to suggestions.

492
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,500
Let's look around,
see what tickles your fancy.

493
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,250
-Sounds good.
-Come.

494
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,166
Um…

495
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:58,666
This way.

496
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,916
-Hmm.
-Hmm.

497
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:04,083
I'm feeling guilty.

498
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:07,291
-About what?
-Because I'm making you spend a fortune.

499
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,166
Why?
You getting commission off me, or what?

500
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,166
[chuckles] I wish.

501
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,583
I wish. No, no, not at all.

502
00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:16,541
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, how about this? I'll pay for half.

503
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,125
-Why? Don't worry.
-I'm serious. Let me pay you back somehow.

504
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,083
How many are there?

505
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,958
How about this… Two, four, six, eight…

506
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:26,000
I'll pay for three.
That's what? About 25%?

507
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,208
Mmm, yeah, 25%.

508
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,958
Why not just take me out for dinner?

509
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,666
[gentle music playing]

510
00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:39,000
Sure. [chuckles]

511
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,875
[car engine starts]

512
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,791
[car crashes]

513
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,333
-Watch where you're going!
-Oh my God, I'm sorry!

514
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,166
Sorry!

515
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,500
I swear it was like
he came out of nowhere.

516
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:55,500
I was just trying to back out
of my parking spot and…

517
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:57,666
-Don't worry.
-[sighs]

518
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,125
Most important thing is
the guy on the scooter wasn't hurt.

519
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,250
No, he wasn't hurt.

520
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,250
But there was damage to his scooter,
not to mention my car.

521
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,958
I never usually take it to work,
but… [inhales]

522
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:10,041
-I generally don't deal with these things.
-[sighs]

523
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:13,250
But… it's called courtesy of right of way.

524
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,333
And, most likely,
it will end up in contributory negligence.

525
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:19,333
I'll have your insurance
send me a copy of the report.

526
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:20,291
Thanks.

527
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,083
Hey, I'm sorry I made you stay so late,

528
00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:26,958
but this has never happened to me,
and I didn't know who else to call.

529
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,583
-And Giulia had your number, so I…
-Ah…

530
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,416
No, don't worry. It's fine.

531
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,708
Anyway, you're right. And…

532
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:37,041
-It is late, but…
-Yes.

533
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,500
…maybe you want to go out
and grab dinner? Up for it?

534
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,375
Yes.

535
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,000
I'll go get my jacket.

536
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,458
Okay.

537
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,333
-Be right back.
-Okay.

538
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,958
No, no, no. I like the place.
It's in a safe quiet neighborhood,

539
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:55,166
but, oh my God, the neighbors.

540
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,083
What about them?

541
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,625
Mmm, all right,
so the first night I'm there,

542
00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:01,916
I'm about to go to bed,
and then all of a sudden, what do I hear?

543
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:03,791
Beethoven.

544
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,291
[sings] ♪ <i>Da-da-da-da ♪</i>

545
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,708
Yeah, but, Beethoven.

546
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:11,708
Well, no, because the very next night,
what do I hear? Beethoven. And again.

547
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:15,083
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

548
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:18,750
So now, I'm gonna go upstairs
to see what's going on, right?

549
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,083
-Mm-hmm.
-So I go up, okay?

550
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,291
I knock on their door.

551
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,375
-And who answers?
-I don't know. Tell me.

552
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,166
You won't believe this,
but some old couple in their eighties

553
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,875
who have been married for 70 years.

554
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,458
If they were in their eighties,
they couldn't have been married--

555
00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:33,083
I know, but that's besides the point.

556
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:36,500
What I'm getting at is this old couple
were having a lot more fun than I was.

557
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:41,000
Okay, but… if they're still goin' at it
in their eighties, good for them, no?

558
00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:42,833
Don't get me wrong.
I think that's amazing,

559
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:46,708
but when I went back downstairs
to my place all alone,

560
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,041
it kind of really bummed me out.

561
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:51,375
Because, well, here's this couple
in their eighties goin' at it, you know,

562
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,458
da-ra-da-da, da-ra-da-da.

563
00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:55,750
And there I was home alone with my cat.

564
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,666
And it's kind of--

565
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,250
-Ah, you have a cat?
-Yeah.

566
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,958
What's its name?

567
00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:01,208
-Renato.
-Renato?

568
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,041
-Yes.
-Nice name, Renato.

569
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,166
Renato.

570
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,041
-[Matteo] Well, good evening.
-Hi.

571
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,875
You look amazing.

572
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:18,416
So, I read <i>Twenty Years After.</i>

573
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,125
And? Well? Well?

574
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,500
What's that face all about?
You didn't like it? No!

575
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,208
So what I do is
I give a book a 50-page grace period.

576
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:28,166
If it doesn't grip me, I skip to the end.

577
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:32,000
So you read 50 full pages since yesterday?
I mean, really, 50 full pages?

578
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,791
-Yeah, why? How slowly do you read?
-Uh, very slowly, apparently.

579
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:39,583
But, luckily, I'm extremely talented
at picking restaurants.

580
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:42,041
Tonight, I'm taking you
to an amazing place.

581
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,291
The food is incredible.

582
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,833
It's a bit out of the way,
but you'll see all the stars.

583
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:49,541
-Love it. What time did you reserve for?
-No, I didn't make a reservation.

584
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:51,333
I never do. No one knows about it.

585
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:55,458
-Sorry, but how far is this place?
-About an hour, give or take.

586
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:58,458
It might be a good idea
to call them first.

587
00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:00,750
-Just in case it's closed.
-No, don't worry about it.

588
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,833
This place is always open.
They won't be closed.

589
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,708
All right. You want me to call?
I have no problem with that.

590
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:08,791
-Watch this. You think I won't call, huh?
-[chuckles]

591
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:09,958
No, but…

592
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,041
All right. No problem.
Here I go. Look. This is me calling.

593
00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:14,958
Of course, I'll call.

594
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,708
[line ringing]

595
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,458
[woman] <i>Okay everyone,</i>
<i>we're having a toast. Come on, be quiet…</i>

596
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:21,708
-[man] <i>Hello.</i>
<i>-</i>Yes.

597
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,125
[Matteo] <i>Good evening.</i>
<i>Do you have a table for two, please?</i>

598
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,416
-Sorry. We have a wedding party.
-Ah.

599
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,833
[man] <i>I'm afraid</i>
<i>we can't take any reservations tonight.</i>

600
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,166
<i>-Have a good night.</i>
<i>-</i>Sure. Sure, sure. [chuckles nervously]

601
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,541
-Was it closed?
-[laughing]

602
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,625
There was a wedding. [chuckles] Wow.

603
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:36,708
Uh…

604
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:39,166
Clearly, you're a psychic,
but it wasn't closed.

605
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,625
Anyway, we have a more pressing issue,
like where we're…

606
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,875
Come on, I know
a pretty nice place around the corner.

607
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,750
Yeah, well, did you book it?

608
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,625
-[laughs] Just kidding.
-Park your car.

609
00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,125
Park the car. Right.

610
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,458
[Dario] <i>Sure I can't give you a ride?</i>

611
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:55,375
No, the 64 drops me right in front
of my place, but thanks anyway.

612
00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,375
[sighs]

613
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:03,666
Thank you for the, uh, consultation.

614
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,083
And thanks so much for dinner.

615
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,375
My pleasure,
and thank you for the company.

616
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:09,958
Thanks.

617
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,875
[gasps]

618
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:14,833
[laughs]

619
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,208
What's funny? [chuckles]

620
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:20,500
I'm so sorry, but I haven't dodged
a kiss like that in years. [laughs]

621
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,666
All right, but… [chuckles nervously]
Why are you laughing?

622
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:29,375
No, I'm sorry, really.
It's… It's not you. I swear, it's not.

623
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,500
Sorry. [laughs]

624
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:36,500
It's just that I don't go out
with guys like you anymore.

625
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,166
Excuse me.
What do you mean "guys like me"?

626
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,166
-What are you doing?
-I'll get off at the next stop.

627
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,250
Would you mind explaining to me
the concept of what you just said?

628
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,041
[exhales]

629
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:50,000
-All right. No offense, okay?
-Hmm.

630
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,625
Okay. You're a one-night-stand
kind of guy, right?

631
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,125
-And how did you come up with that?
-I just find it kind of obvious.

632
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,750
You're a real smooth operator.

633
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:02,041
-It's a compliment, okay?
-Well, thank God it's a compliment.

634
00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:03,666
[Matteo] I can't believe you think that.

635
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:06,333
Look, they're all right,
but you can't really look me in the eye

636
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:09,500
and say you like the supermarket brand
over the original.

637
00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:12,666
I'll have you know that studies
have been done using different parameters.

638
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:16,750
Ingredients, packaging quality,
and dunking resistance, of course.

639
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,875
You're telling me
dunking resistance is a factor?

640
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,958
Oh, it most certainly is,
and they've concluded

641
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:24,166
that supermarket biscotti
is actually the best in all aspects.

642
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,333
[Chiara] Come on.
Aren't you fed up with all of this?

643
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,083
You text me. We go out for dinner.

644
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,250
At the end of the night,
you come to my place.

645
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,916
-We fuck, and then what?
-Oh.

646
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,541
-What?
-What? Do you end up staying over?

647
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:39,250
No. I want what comes after all that,
the cuddling, the hugging.

648
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,916
-That's the part I want.
-I see.

649
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,125
Look, you're pretty much on the money.

650
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,916
I'm not interested
in a serious relationship.

651
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,083
And do I want to sit
and cuddle on the couch? No.

652
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,125
Ah, I told you.

653
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,291
-Fine, but tell me this.
-[Chiara] 'Kay.

654
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,958
At what point in the evening
did you figure me all out?

655
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:57,666
Well, it was when we were
at Luca and Sara's, actually. No offense.

656
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,250
I got fish. You got meat.

657
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:04,458
I would've preferred red,
and instead, we're drinking white.

658
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:07,541
And, by all accounts,
we have very different tastes in music.

659
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,750
And apparently, we can't even agree
on the best biscotti either.

660
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:15,000
Well, what I gathered about you
this evening is that you're a girl who is…

661
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,000
What?

662
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,333
Is…

663
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,041
-Is?
-Is down for it.

664
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:21,958
What are you talking about?
Because I was laid back,

665
00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,041
you thought I was down to get laid?

666
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,458
Maybe it's because
I'd already decided I was riding you off.

667
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,791
-[Giulia] Cats or dogs?
-Obviously, cats.

668
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:31,500
-Beach or mountains?
-Are you kidding me right now? Beach!

669
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:32,625
[sighs]

670
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,916
[Matteo] Okay, wait.

671
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,708
-Dogs.
-Yes.

672
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:37,750
-And mountains any day.
-Oh, come on.

673
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,208
Mountains make you
want to slit your wrists.

674
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,333
I get bored
after five minutes at the beach.

675
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:45,208
And that's because you don't read
the right books. That's why.

676
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:46,250
That's the reason.

677
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:49,875
I can accept you rejecting me,
even if you'd already made up your mind.

678
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:53,958
But that only makes you… [clicks tongue]
…more, how did you describe it again,

679
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,666
laid back?

680
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,083
I'd say irresistible.

681
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,041
[chuckles]

682
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:01,916
-You see what you do?
-What?

683
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,208
-I see what you're doing.
-What?

684
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,833
-"Irresistible"?
-Irresistible.

685
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,541
And what are you gonna say next,
that my father must've stolen

686
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,083
the two brightest stars
and put them in my eyes?

687
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,375
I'll call you after I hear
from your insurance company.

688
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:13,291
Okay.

689
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,958
-Hey, we can still be friends, though.
-Uh, no. No.

690
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:19,208
Uh, you're, uh, not the kind of girl
I could be friends with.

691
00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:20,541
Okay.

692
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,750
What kind of girl am I?

693
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:31,125
Okay. Now, pay attention
because this is very important.

694
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:36,916
Do you place the toilet paper
so it rolls out from the top of the roll

695
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,000
or the bottom?

696
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,166
[laughs]

697
00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:44,916
I don't use it. [laughs]

698
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,541
What?

699
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,083
[Giulia] <i>I'd like</i>
<i>to continue working in Italy,</i>

700
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:53,041
but I know that if I go abroad,
I can make upwards of 50,000 euros

701
00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,291
for a three-month contract.

702
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,083
Yeah, I can't argue with that.

703
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,250
It's not just about the money.
I want you to know that.

704
00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,833
No, no, of course. I totally get it.

705
00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:04,166
It also has to do with what kind of value
society attributes to that kind of a job.

706
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,666
Exactly right.

707
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,916
Thanks. [chuckles]

708
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:11,458
It's incredible.
We seem to agree on just about everything.

709
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,583
Yeah. I'd say
it's even starting to get boring.

710
00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:15,541
[chuckles]

711
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,333
Well, thank God I'm finally home.

712
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,125
This is your chance to cut and run
from this failed evening.

713
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,166
Uh, all right, then.
Well, have a good night.

714
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,166
I was only kidding.

715
00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:31,416
-Uh…
-I mean…

716
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:34,791
Why leave now, when we're finally finding
a few things we have in common?

717
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,750
[gentle music playing]

718
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:57,375
{\an8}TWO MONTHS LATER

719
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,250
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.

720
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:04,875
So listen…

721
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,708
-Um…
-[Chiara] I knew it!

722
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,000
-[sighs] I knew there was something wrong.
-[laughs]

723
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:13,375
No, it's just, uh, this…
this fun thing that Stella…

724
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,458
-Yeah?
-…is dealing with. It's a book.

725
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,916
<i>Things Couples Don't Know</i>
<i>About Themselves.</i>

726
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,500
And maybe you've read it as well?

727
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,750
I read everything.
You know that. Every book out there.

728
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,041
You should.

729
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,416
Anyways, as to what I was saying…

730
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,125
So this book suggests
that you're in a stable relationship

731
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:31,708
if a girl has left 20 things
around your place, 20 things.

732
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,416
-Yes?
-Twenty things…

733
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,416
implies you've reached
girlfriend status. Okay?

734
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,750
-[smacks lips]
-Okay.

735
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:41,083
So, apart from, uh, being offended

736
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,333
that this book says a woman
has to mark her territory like a dog,

737
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,958
I think it's ridiculous.
What's the point here?

738
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,833
Is it so important for a woman to be given
the label of "girlfriend," huh?

739
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,916
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-Yeah.

740
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,416
And by the way, uh,
I don't have anywhere near 20.

741
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,041
-Oh, no?
-Not even close.

742
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,416
All right. Then you won't mind
having a look around.

743
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,291
-Fine.
-Let's take a little stroll.

744
00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,125
-Shall we?
-Let's do that. Great.

745
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,500
-One. [chuckles]
-All right.

746
00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:08,458
[comical music playing]

747
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,833
Pj's, two.

748
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:13,333
-Two.
-Well, look what we have here.

749
00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:14,541
Ha-ha!

750
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,083
WHOLE WHEAT

751
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,083
-Doesn't count. You eat it too.
-Yes, it does.

752
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,375
Oh no, it counts.

753
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,666
I only buy it because you eat it,
so it definitely counts.

754
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,791
Yessiree, it counts. Sure does.

755
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:24,708
Eh…

756
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:26,625
Take those off a sec.

757
00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,208
That's four.

758
00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:34,625
Uh, excuse me, but is it my fault
you don't have slippers for guests?

759
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,541
Seriously!

760
00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:38,500
<i>Quattro. Quattro. Quattro.</i>

761
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:39,708
-[sighs]
-Lookie here!

762
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:42,541
What've we got? Two pairs of panties,
two pairs of socks, T-shirts.

763
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:45,333
Ooh, look at what this is. What's this?

764
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,666
Shampoo for wavy hair. That's thirteen.

765
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,916
<i>-</i>Oh! <i>Angela's Ashes. </i>Yours.
-[laughs]

766
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,166
[hums <i>Jaws </i>theme]

767
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,250
-What's his name again?
-[laughs] Come on!

768
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,333
-Razor.
-Yeah, that's mine.

769
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,916
Ah, and what's this here?
We're up to eighteen now.

770
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
-[scoffs]
-I'm not great with math, but we're close.

771
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,666
Ooh la la, this looks like
a make-up bag, doesn't it?

772
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,583
-In the bag, we've got some foundation…
-No, no, no.

773
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,500
The make-up bag only counts as one thing.

774
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:10,500
But fine, if you want to win
by cheating, go ahead and count it.

775
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,333
-That's fine.
-No, it's all right. No problem.

776
00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:15,333
We'll only count it as one thing.
So, nineteen. Nineteen!

777
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,583
[sighs] There!

778
00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:19,833
Now, you can go back
to the author of that book

779
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,208
and say that
I have not marked my territory

780
00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:25,000
and that we are
officially not labeled as a couple.

781
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,416
-So there.
-That's a shame.

782
00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:29,208
[sighs, groans]

783
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:30,291
Yours.

784
00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:34,250
Hmm. I need to throw this thing out.

785
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,041
-No, don't throw it out.
-Yeah, it's trash.

786
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,083
-Come on. It's so nice and soft.
-Give me it.

787
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,791
No! No!

788
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,166
And besides,
I like that it smells of you, so no.

789
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,416
-You like it?
-Yeah.

790
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:49,750
Seriously?

791
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,083
You really want it?

792
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:55,666
Take it, then.

793
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,125
Thank you.

794
00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,000
[chuckles]

795
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:00,916
[chuckles]

796
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,666
[softly] All right!

797
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,833
-[sighs]
-Should I say it, or do you want to?

798
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:07,875
Twenty.

799
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:10,500
Fuck yeah! Yes!

800
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:11,958
[footsteps receding]

801
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:13,625
[phone ringing]

802
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,666
-[Luca] Ooh, Roberta?
-[Matteo] Roberta.

803
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:19,541
-Sorry, who's Roberta?
-[Dario] No, no, no, no.

804
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:23,000
[Matteo] Ah, hey, yeah,
isn't she the hot one from the gym?

805
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:25,416
I really don't feel like seeing
anyone tonight.

806
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,375
-The royal pecker out of order?
-[Luca laughs]

807
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,500
You're unreal. [chuckles]

808
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,250
All right. I'll tell her
I'll call her back later.

809
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,083
-There. Happy now?
-That's more like it.

810
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:37,833
-I really don't give a shit, actually.
-[shivers] Gotta get dressed.

811
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,125
-[bag thuds]
-Hey, let's go!

812
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,916
ARE YOU UP?

813
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,291
YES!

814
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:54,791
-[Dario] Hey.
-Hey. I gotta leave right away.

815
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,916
Don't worry.
I gotta run. I need to get back.

816
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,291
Now I'm the one who's late, actually.

817
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,125
Oh, I got some biscotti.

818
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:04,916
I got the supermarket ones.

819
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,166
I actually prefer them
over the name brands.

820
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:09,125
I do too, you know?

821
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,500
It's all about…

822
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,041
-Dunking.
-Dunking them

823
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:13,875
-[chuckles]
-Yeah.

824
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,541
And how did the interview go,
uh, for Lisbon?

825
00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:18,666
-Mmm.
-You kill it?

826
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166
-It was fine.
-[message chimes]

827
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,833
I think they're looking
for more of a company analyst,

828
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:24,750
which isn't really my thing, so…

829
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,833
Hey, didn't you have to meet
with that lawyer you can't stand?

830
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,625
Marrale? Yeah, well…

831
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:33,500
He managed to get the settlement
pushed back a few months.

832
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,500
-I'm sure he'll find a way to screw me.
-[message chimes]

833
00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:37,958
Who is it?

834
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,958
Um, Giorgio, a guy I work with.

835
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:47,500
[softly] Okay.

836
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:50,166
[typing]

837
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,250
-Have a good day.
-You too.

838
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,000
-Bye.
-Bye.

839
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:03,666
[door closes]

840
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:07,291
<i>-</i>[Giulia] <i>Sorry, but I can't make it.</i>
-Yeah, well, I figured that.

841
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,291
I slept right through my alarm.

842
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,208
Come on, it's because you went out
again last night, right?

843
00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:15,166
[Giulia] <i>No, I binge-watched the show</i>
<i>on my laptop till 2:00 a.m.</i>

844
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,791
-[message chimes]
-Mmm.

845
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:21,250
Oh, by the way, that guy I work with,
Giorgio, he's been texting me.

846
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,375
And um,

847
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,333
<i>he's asking me all about stuff</i>
<i>he could very easily have done by email.</i>

848
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,583
-Is he breathing?
-But this way, he has a reason to text me.

849
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:30,583
Isn't he cute?

850
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:32,166
[Chiara] <i>Anyway, guess who hit on me?</i>

851
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:33,666
Dario.

852
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,583
-Who?
<i>-Dario.</i>

853
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,833
That friend of Luca's?
You gave me his number.

854
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,041
<i>-Remember?</i>
<i>-</i>Mmm.

855
00:39:39,541 --> 00:39:41,833
-Oh yeah, the lawyer with the nice ass.
<i>-Yeah.</i>

856
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:46,708
He tried to kiss me the other night,
but <i>nada, nada de nada!</i>

857
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:47,750
[Giulia] <i>Good for you.</i>

858
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,791
You just got back at him for 99%
of the women that he's been with.

859
00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:53,666
-[pen clatters]
-<i>Gotta respond to Giorgio.</i>

860
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,083
He keeps texting me.

861
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,000
What does he want?

862
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,166
He wants to know
if I took care of a report,

863
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,958
and I know I did
because it was a Saturday afternoon,

864
00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:04,375
and I was home with my hot water bottle
because it was the first day of my period.

865
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,333
Well, tell him exactly why you remember,

866
00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:08,583
and I guarantee that'll cool
his jets a bit, you'll see.

867
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:10,333
-Okay. [chuckles] Ciao.
<i>-Have a good one.</i>

868
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,750
Bye. Bye.

869
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,250
"Hey there, Giorgio…

870
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,583
I finished it

871
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,166
a month ago."

872
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,500
No. "Two months ago."

873
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,458
[gentle music playing]

874
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:46,458
[softly] No.

875
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:53,916
[door slams]

876
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,083
Fuck!

877
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:33,541
[object clatters]

878
00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,208
-[bangs on table]
-[sighs]

879
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,375
[exhales]

880
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:49,291
[gentle music continues]

881
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:53,750
[sighs]

882
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,916
[dial tone]

883
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:02,750
[sighs]

884
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:05,958
[water running]

885
00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:08,083
<i>-</i>[spits]
<i>-</i>[Giulia] <i>Matteo?</i>

886
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,125
Giulia? Giulia, how are you?

887
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,458
<i>Did you just hear me spitting?</i>
<i>I was brushing my teeth.</i>

888
00:42:12,541 --> 00:42:14,458
<i>I was about to go out</i>
<i>for lunch with Dario.</i>

889
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,375
No. No, I didn't hear you spitting.

890
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:19,500
So, basically, I just told you that
for nothing. Fabulous. Uh…

891
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,333
What… What can I do for you?
I'm kind of rushing out the door here.

892
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,416
[Giulia] <i>No, no, it's nothing.</i>
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

893
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,208
Why don't I call you another time, huh?

894
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,416
No, it's fine. Don't worry.
You can talk to me now.

895
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,375
[inhales]

896
00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:33,791
Um, could we meet up later?
Maybe grab a coffee?

897
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,583
<i>-I need to tell you something.</i>
-[scoffs] Come on, meet for a coffee.

898
00:42:36,666 --> 00:42:38,875
Are you gonna tell me
you're pregnant or something?

899
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:40,250
[silence]

900
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,791
Giulia? Giulia, are you pregnant?

901
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:46,958
[laughs]

902
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:50,833
I really didn't want
to tell you over the phone.

903
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:54,000
<i>But if I say no now</i>
<i>and then say yes when we meet up,</i>

904
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,750
that wouldn't be such a great idea.

905
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,958
<i>-Sorry. I'm a moron.</i>
-Stop apologizing, Matteo.

906
00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:03,166
-I'm on my over now, all right?
<i>-Sure, sure. Oh, I have nothing to eat.</i>

907
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,166
-That's fine. I'm not, uh…
-Well, I'm actually starving.

908
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,625
-<i>I'll pick up a couple of pizzas, okay?</i>
<i>-</i>Yeah. Okay, thanks.

909
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:10,416
Sure. All right. I'll be there soon.

910
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:12,916
[sighs deeply]

911
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,291
A fucking child.

912
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:21,458
Fucking hell. [clicks tongue]

913
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:22,375
<i>Knock, knock.</i>

914
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041
-Hey.
-Hey there. Okay.

915
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,916
I wanted to get this fantastic pizza
with salami at this place I know,

916
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,958
but I didn't get it because you're…
I don't know if you can eat it if you're…

917
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,416
-Pregnant?
-[chuckles]

918
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,000
Um…

919
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,250
So I… I got a vegetarian, um,

920
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:39,041
potato and provolone, and a Margherita.

921
00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,000
Of course, I could've eaten
the other one if I got it, but I thought

922
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,000
it would just be better if I got these
because I wasn't sure what you liked.

923
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,541
Well, I hope you like these.
They're supposed to be…

924
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,791
-Let's put these pizzas down.
-Or maybe…

925
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:52,250
-We could cook something…
-Let's sit on the couch.

926
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:55,916
Alright, go on. Start with the usual
embarrassing questions.

927
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,125
Um, right. Um…

928
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,291
-We're standing.
-Um…

929
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,875
-I'm not, uh… I don't know how to…
-[Giulia] What?

930
00:44:02,958 --> 00:44:05,375
I just don't want this to sound bad.

931
00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:07,458
So, uh… [sniffs]

932
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:11,458
This might sound bad,
and I really don't want it to, but…

933
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:16,000
It's yours. Don't worry.
There… There hasn't been anyone else.

934
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:20,166
Uh, no. No, no, no.
That's not what I want to, uh, say.

935
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:24,000
Uh, so then, what was the question
that was going to sound bad?

936
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,250
Do you… want to keep it?

937
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,750
Yeah, I want to keep it.

938
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,666
-Ah, all right, then. [sighs]
-I… I'm sorry if I…

939
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,041
-You…
-No. No, no, no.

940
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:39,125
Just because I want to keep the baby,
doesn't mean I'm expecting you…

941
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,166
No, no. I want it too,
if you want me to want it.

942
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:44,416
What I mean is, I just wondered if you…
if you… Do you want me to want it?

943
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:48,833
Well, um, I'd prefer
if you were present, yeah.

944
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,750
-Should we get married?
-[gasps]

945
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:55,083
-Me and you?
-Sure. Of course, me and you.

946
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:58,125
But only if you want to get married.
Do you want to get married?

947
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,208
Why don't we slow down a bit. We don't…

948
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,208
have to rush things.

949
00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:04,916
No. I was… I was just saying.
Whatever you need, I'm, uh…

950
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,750
-[inhales] Whatever. Anything.
-That's great.

951
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:07,666
Anything.

952
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,875
Well, maybe not those corny pictures
with the heart-shaped hands.

953
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,833
I can't do those. I never understood
why people would do those.

954
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:15,958
But… But if you wanted to,
fuck it, I'll do them.

955
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:19,041
They're not really that bad.
And it's not like we'd have to, uh…

956
00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:20,666
[inhales sharply, groans]

957
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:23,500
But just so I understand
when you say, "present"…

958
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,625
Yeah?

959
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,041
What would that be'
on a scale of one to ten?

960
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:31,666
On a scale of one to ten?

961
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:33,666
Yeah, where one is, um,

962
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,625
"everyone minds their own business,
but the baby knows who his father is."

963
00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:39,250
And ten is, let's say, "a couple
who's been married for five years,

964
00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,958
and names the baby after his grandfather."

965
00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:43,875
Just so I can have some kind of reference
on a scale of one to ten.

966
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,291
-Seven?
-Seven! [chuckles]

967
00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,416
-Seven, that's great.
-What's seven to you?

968
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,958
-No, it's great. Seven is great. Seven!
-Ah, okay.

969
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,291
Yeah, no, seven is great.

970
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:52,875
-Seven is awesome.
-Great.

971
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,916
Do you mind if we have some of that pizza?

972
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,333
-Pizza! Sure.
-Yeah.

973
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,583
Pizza with…?

974
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,291
Uh, potato and provolone.

975
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:02,333
[Matteo inhales sharply]

976
00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,750
[Giulia exhales]

977
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:10,750
[both laughing]

978
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,625
Mind if I put my legs up on you?

979
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:15,458
God. [sighs]

980
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,833
-That feels great.
-[chuckles]

981
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:21,000
-Well, then.
-[sighs]

982
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,833
-Seven.
-Seven.

983
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,583
-Seven.
-[softly] Seven.

984
00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:26,625
[Giulia] <i>We'll have to figure out</i>
<i>how we, uh…</i>

985
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,583
I don't know.
I could make my house available. Uh…

986
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:32,250
And there's your parents,
if they wanted to, you know…

987
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,083
-[mumbling] Your parents too, right?
-Absolutely. Of course, my parents.

988
00:46:35,166 --> 00:46:36,750
-Mmm, maybe not my parents.
-No?

989
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:40,291
Okay, let's do something really weird.
Put your hand on my belly.

990
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,708
-[laughing] I'm kidding! No, no, no.
-[laughs]

991
00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,125
Oh my God.

992
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,500
-I hate that kind of stuff.
-You do?

993
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,041
-So…
-You're gonna be beautiful.

994
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,500
-I'll be a fatted calf.
-Come on.

995
00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:56,083
Impossible. [chomping]

996
00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,083
You ready for this?

997
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:00,416
I am.

998
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,791
[Sara] I think they're gonna do great.
What do you think?

999
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,333
I don't know. They only just met.

1000
00:47:04,416 --> 00:47:07,375
Yeah, but I think they make a cute couple.
There's chemistry there.

1001
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:09,375
[laughing]

1002
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,333
What's so funny?
You're laughing at me, right?

1003
00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:15,083
All I'm saying is that if you didn't know
they made a baby on their first date,

1004
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,000
would you say that… I don't know…

1005
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:20,375
But sweetie, the fact is
they <i>did </i>make a baby on their first date,

1006
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,625
and I don't know about you,
but I'd be shitting my pants.

1007
00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:24,791
Oh, don't get me wrong. I would too.

1008
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,875
But that doesn't mean
it's not gonna work out.

1009
00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:29,583
No, of course not. No one's saying that.

1010
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:31,750
We just… hope for the best.

1011
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,458
-Ciao.
-Bye, guys. Have a good night.

1012
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:34,583
-Good night.
-[kissing]

1013
00:47:34,666 --> 00:47:35,791
-Bye. See ya.
-Night, guys.

1014
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:39,041
[sighs] Yeah, I hope
it works out for those two.

1015
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:42,375
-Hey, I read something recently.
-Yeah?

1016
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:45,750
So this book suggested that, basically,

1017
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:48,750
to figure out if you're
in a serious relationship,

1018
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,708
okay, what you have to do is count

1019
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:53,083
how many things
a girl has left at your place.

1020
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,791
And if she's left more than 20,

1021
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,958
you have officially
achieved couple status.

1022
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,416
Oh, sounds like a deep book.

1023
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:04,083
Okay, but what I'm saying is
you've been to Matteo's place, right?

1024
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,208
How many things
could Giulia have left there?

1025
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,625
I don't think Giulia
has ever even been to Matteo's place.

1026
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:10,625
My point. That's right.

1027
00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:13,208
How are you gonna raise a child that way?
How can you?

1028
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:17,416
All right, uh, what are you saying here?
Uh, what about kids with divorced parents?

1029
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,541
But that's different.
That's not the same thing at all.

1030
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:22,416
I mean, two people love each other.

1031
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,125
Then they decide to get married,
and it doesn't work.

1032
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,833
End of story. That's it.

1033
00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:30,000
But having kids like that,
without ever having been a couple,

1034
00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,791
is totally different. It's crazy.

1035
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:35,791
Yeah, but why do they… Why can't they
just bring the children up together as…

1036
00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:39,291
Why can't they bring them up
together as friends? I mean…

1037
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:41,583
What's wrong? [chuckles]

1038
00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:45,083
Sorry, but weren't you the one who said
friendship between men and women

1039
00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:46,375
wasn't really possible?

1040
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:47,916
Ah, no. No.

1041
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,375
What I said was
I wasn't able to be <i>your </i>friend.

1042
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:54,875
-Ah.
-Not men and women in general.

1043
00:48:56,916 --> 00:49:01,166
And since it looks like
we're going to be an auntie and uncle,

1044
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:05,041
and they're gonna…
be in desperate need of help,

1045
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,750
I am going to make an exception.

1046
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,833
That sounds like
you're asking me to be your friend.

1047
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:15,083
Well, I would absolutely love
to be your friend. This is great.

1048
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,166
-No.
-Yeah.

1049
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,625
[man] Thank you very much.

1050
00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:23,666
A pleasure.

1051
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,666
I'll be right there.

1052
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:29,000
You know…
I don't think we've been introduced.

1053
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,750
I'm Claudia.

1054
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:40,041
ARE YOU HOME?

1055
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:43,041
NOT ON MY OWN

1056
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,458
GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES

1057
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:47,666
Good morning, honey!

1058
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,458
-Dario…
-[groans]

1059
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:51,708
What the fuck is going on here?

1060
00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,583
How could you do this to me?

1061
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,125
How could you do this to us?

1062
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,916
You fucking asshole! To me and to Renato!

1063
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,333
How could you?

1064
00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:03,750
My father is still paying for the wedding,
open bar, surf and turf.

1065
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,166
Four hundred people.

1066
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,250
Four hundred, you son of a bitch!

1067
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:10,541
-I hate you! You disgust me!
-[softly] All right! That's enough!

1068
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,708
She's gone. Please.

1069
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,666
-Ah, she's gone already?
-Yeah, you can stop.

1070
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,375
-Jesus, you're crazy.
-[Chiara laughing]

1071
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:16,958
[Dario] I swear to God. Keep it down.

1072
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:19,583
-You really are nuts.
-[laughing]

1073
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,291
You enjoyed that, huh?

1074
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,791
[Chiara] Ah, I really did.

1075
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,208
But I never would've made a scene
like that in real life.

1076
00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,958
-You were pretty good.
-[chuckles]

1077
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:30,625
For a minute there,
I thought you really were jealous.

1078
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,458
Yeah?

1079
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:34,583
Mmm.

1080
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:36,708
Listen, if you wanna see her
or any other girl again,

1081
00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:38,500
tell me because you might end up married.

1082
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:41,666
And then I'll be stuck playing the ex
who's been cheated on. Okay?

1083
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,500
I don't want to see anyone again.

1084
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:48,541
-So hey, jealousy scenes aside…
-Hmm.

1085
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:51,708
…what is it you want from me
on a Sunday morning?

1086
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,208
What's up?

1087
00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:56,750
-IKEA.
-Ah, IKEA, right. IKEA.

1088
00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,708
And being your… [inhales]

1089
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:00,750
…amigo, eh…

1090
00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:01,875
[mimics] "Eh."

1091
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,916
-…apparently has advantages.
-Yes.

1092
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,916
Like this morning, I woke up and said,
"I really wanna go to IKEA." [cackles]

1093
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,125
But who was it who looked after
this handsome little doggie

1094
00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:14,541
the last few days, huh,
while you were being Mr. Hotshot Lawyer,

1095
00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,416
traveling all over the world, huh?

1096
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:19,333
I only spent two days
in La Spezia last month

1097
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,250
on that case that I lost miserably.

1098
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:22,625
Whatever. It's all right.

1099
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,458
Here.

1100
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,666
Got your keys.

1101
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:29,541
Hmm.

1102
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,708
Keep 'em.

1103
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:34,458
Okay.

1104
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,541
[soulful music playing]

1105
00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:44,791
[Matteo] By the way, whoever invented
diaper bins is a fucking genius.

1106
00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:48,041
Fifty euros… for a bin made of plastic.

1107
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:51,000
Okay, it takes away the smell,
but it's still a fucking bin made of pla--

1108
00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:55,125
Fifty euros is robbery! You with me?
Highway robbery in broad daylight, huh?

1109
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,458
So what do you think of Andrea?

1110
00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:00,375
Andrea who? Who's Andrea?

1111
00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:03,250
Ah, Andrea. Andrea, yeah, no.

1112
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:05,958
Uh… No, not Andrea. No.

1113
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,250
Not Andrea. It's just so… No, no.

1114
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:10,458
It should be something more…

1115
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:11,750
more original,

1116
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:12,791
like Vega.

1117
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,458
-Vega.
-Vega. Vega. That's cool.

1118
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:17,625
You mean like the star?

1119
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,208
What? You actually know
there's a star called Vega?

1120
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,833
You're a genius, you, huh?

1121
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:25,125
But actually, no, not that.

1122
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,500
I was talking about a character
that's a <i>Street Fighter.</i>

1123
00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:30,708
You ever heard of it?
With a mask and a claw…

1124
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,291
Really cool.

1125
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,583
Yes, I know it.

1126
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:38,583
And my favorite character is Bruce Wayne,
but I'm not gonna name my son Batman.

1127
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:42,250
[Matteo] You know
what would be really awesome?

1128
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,166
Listen to this…

1129
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,625
-We call one of them Bruce…
-Yeah.

1130
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:48,916
-…in honor of Bruce Willis.
-Uh-huh.

1131
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:49,958
Perfect, right?

1132
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,875
And we call the other one Wayne,

1133
00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,500
in honor of Wayne Rooney.

1134
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,916
-[laughs]
-Why are you laughing?

1135
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,250
-You don't even know who he is.
-Okay. Who is he?

1136
00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:02,958
-Hello. Can I help you with anything?
-No, thank you.

1137
00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:05,666
-Thanks.
-My God, we're being ridiculous.

1138
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:06,583
[chuckles]

1139
00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:10,250
We've only been together for a short time,
and we're walking around in a baby store.

1140
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:11,708
-We're crazy, right?
-So what?

1141
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,916
We can go wherever the hell we want
whenever we want.

1142
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,541
In the end, we'll see where we end up.

1143
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,833
Yeah, sure, surrounded
by onesies and strollers.

1144
00:53:17,916 --> 00:53:19,250
Yeah, exactly.

1145
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:22,916
I mean, you should be together
for a while, then get married, whatever…

1146
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,458
Oh man. [sighs]

1147
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:27,083
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's going on?

1148
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,708
No, I was just thinking that
there's nothing wrong

1149
00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:32,166
with letting a bit of time pass
between one child and another.

1150
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,083
No, look, look, stop, all right?

1151
00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:36,583
Because no one
is rushing us into anything.

1152
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,666
No one.

1153
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,166
[all] Congratulations!

1154
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,708
-[laughing]
-Give me a kiss.

1155
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:43,458
[Luca] So do you have a due date yet
that we can put in our calendar?

1156
00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:45,250
Hmm, well… [clicks tongue]

1157
00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:48,333
Uh, we were thinking that we get married,
either in three months…

1158
00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:51,208
-Or a year and three months.
-[Matteo] So we decided three months!

1159
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,041
-We're getting married!
-Yeah!

1160
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:54,541
[Sara] Ah.

1161
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,291
[background chattering]

1162
00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:58,000
Yeah.

1163
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,875
-[scoffs] Are you nuts?
-Wait, no, I think this is a great thing.

1164
00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:04,125
-Yeah? Oh.
-[Luca] This is amazing news!

1165
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,958
Honey, tell them how great it is.

1166
00:54:06,041 --> 00:54:07,833
It's fantastic
that you're getting married!

1167
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,416
We'll just do something really quiet.

1168
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,416
-Are you kidding me?
-[Luca] Forget that.

1169
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:15,208
You always start with "something quiet,"
and then you've got 400 people coming.

1170
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,166
[Sara] Right. We've been there. [chuckles]

1171
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:18,708
-Come here.
-[woman] <i>Dario?</i>

1172
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:21,625
Right?

1173
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,583
-Yeah.
-Have you got a light?

1174
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,000
-[background chattering]
-I'm Claudia.

1175
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,166
I work with Marrale.

1176
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:35,708
Yeah.

1177
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,666
-Yeah, I remember you really well.
-Oh, "really well," huh?

1178
00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:42,000
-So, do you live around here?
-No.

1179
00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:44,000
I'm actually out with friends tonight.

1180
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:45,916
I live really close by.

1181
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:47,250
Oh.

1182
00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:49,958
-[Claudia chuckles]
-Yeah.

1183
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,541
-Bye. Have a good night.
-Yeah. You too.

1184
00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:59,083
-[Giulia laughs]
-[chuckles]

1185
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:03,125
And FYI, she wasn't the only one
who made a pass at me recently.

1186
00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:04,916
[siren wailing in distance]

1187
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,541
Let me get this straight.
You want me to congratulate you

1188
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:08,833
on your latest conquest?

1189
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,958
No. [sighs]

1190
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,750
On the contrary.

1191
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:15,916
Over the past months,

1192
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:18,750
there haven't been any conquests,

1193
00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:22,041
no other dates, and yeah, uh… [chuckles]

1194
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,458
No other women at all.

1195
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,208
Except…

1196
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:29,666
Um…

1197
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,166
Except you.

1198
00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:42,458
And you? Have you?

1199
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,291
Have I what?

1200
00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:47,541
[romantic music playing]

1201
00:55:48,791 --> 00:55:50,375
[inhales deeply]

1202
00:55:58,708 --> 00:55:59,875
No, me either.

1203
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,083
[music builds]

1204
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:42,208
[music stops]

1205
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,458
[music resumes softly]

1206
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:46,125
[Giulia] <i>Hello?</i>

1207
00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:48,625
-Hello.
<i>-</i>[man over phone] <i>Hi, Giulia.</i>

1208
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,375
<i>I emailed you that balance sheet.</i>

1209
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,375
Ah, okay, thanks for that.

1210
00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:54,541
<i>-</i>[man] <i>No problem. Talk to you later.</i>
-Bye.

1211
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:56,500
[message chimes]

1212
00:56:57,666 --> 00:56:59,958
"We are pleased to inform you
that you have been chosen

1213
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,666
for our new Finance Director
in our office in Lisbon, Portugal!"

1214
00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:03,666
[gasps]

1215
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,958
<i>Chiara, hey.</i>

1216
00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:08,875
-So, I got it!
-[Chiara over phone] <i>Amazing! where is it?</i>

1217
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,083
-It's in Lisbon!
<i>-Oh my God, that's fantastic!</i>

1218
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:13,541
<i>-I'm so happy for you!</i>
-Thanks. I just got the email.

1219
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:18,041
<i>-Well, we've got to celebrate. Come on!</i>
-Absolutely. I'll take care of everything.

1220
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:20,875
-By the way, you're the first one I told.
<i>-Oh, this is so great!</i>

1221
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:21,833
[Matteo] <i>So what's up?</i>

1222
00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:25,625
Nothing. A few months ago
I had an interview for this job in Lisbon.

1223
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:27,083
[exhales] Hmm.

1224
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,000
-Ever heard of market microstructure?
-Of course.

1225
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:33,583
-It's high-frequency trading?
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1226
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:36,750
Anyway, apparently, I got it,
but I can't take it.

1227
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,208
-Why not?
-Uh…

1228
00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,583
All right,
so when do they want you to start?

1229
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,166
-In June.
-In June. And for how long?

1230
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,000
Six months. Why are you asking me
all of this when it's out of the question?

1231
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:50,416
Wait a minute. The baby's not gonna
be born before February, right?

1232
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,375
And the three of us
could all leave together in June.

1233
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:55,750
Huh?

1234
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,791
You're gonna be
on maternity leave anyway, right?

1235
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,458
And this way we'll have all spring
to get ourselves organized.

1236
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,625
-Are you serious?
-Yeah, of course. Why not?

1237
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:06,375
What'll you do about your job?

1238
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:09,791
That won't be a problem.
I still have email and video conference.

1239
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:10,708
No problem.

1240
00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:15,041
As long as you still wanna go
and bring, um…

1241
00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:19,958
-LeBrown.
-[chuckles] No, it's not "LeBrown."

1242
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,875
-It's "LeBron".
-Bron.

1243
00:58:21,958 --> 00:58:23,375
Mmm, LeBron.

1244
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,625
-You really mean it?
-Yeah.

1245
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,666
-And the three of us will go together?
-Yeah.

1246
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:29,875
For real?

1247
00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:32,166
[squeals]

1248
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:37,750
Party time, bud!

1249
00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,083
[man] <i>Look, all kidding aside,</i>

1250
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:42,083
if the mother of your child has to go,
I understand you want to go with her.

1251
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:43,000
Uh-huh.

1252
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:45,708
-But let me tell you something.
-What's that?

1253
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:48,291
-I don't want to put you in a tough spot.
-Yeah, yeah, what is it?

1254
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,333
Aldo's retiring at the end of the year,

1255
00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:52,791
and a consultant
will be promoted to senior editor.

1256
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,166
You have exactly what we're looking for
to take over that job.

1257
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,083
-Thank you.
-Do you know what that means?

1258
00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:00,500
It means dealing
with the authors, responsibilities

1259
00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:03,291
when it comes to editorial choices
and acquisitions.

1260
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:04,708
-But…
-But…

1261
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,208
I'm well aware that it's not a job
that can be done remotely.

1262
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,333
Exactly.

1263
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:11,875
[inhales] Stella! Stella.

1264
00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,083
Stella would be perfect for this position.

1265
00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,000
Perfect.

1266
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,333
-Sure. Yeah, she'd be great.
-Hmm. Mm-hmm.

1267
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,375
[Dario] <i>Wait, who the hell is Stella?</i>

1268
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:24,458
What do you mean, "Who's Stella?"

1269
00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,833
I work with her. You've met her before.

1270
00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:30,000
Oh, uh, I don't remember.

1271
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:33,125
And you're under the impression
your boss wanted to give you that job?

1272
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,541
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

1273
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,416
Look, what matters to me is
firstly, being able to go with Giulia,

1274
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,791
and secondly, being able
to keep the job I already have.

1275
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,541
Plus, I only found out
about this promotion yesterday.

1276
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,958
I just think it's crazy
giving away a promotion like that.

1277
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:49,208
I didn't give anything away.
Stella deserves it.

1278
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,375
Can I just say something?
Stella's a really shit name.

1279
00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:52,625
[coughing]

1280
00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,875
-What? What did I say?
-Shh.

1281
00:59:57,333 --> 01:00:00,166
No. You're thinking
of calling your kid Stella?

1282
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:07,666
Really?

1283
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,750
[both laughing]

1284
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,333
You're hilarious.

1285
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:18,541
Well, then… [clears throat]

1286
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,666
-[exhales]
-You like her, huh?

1287
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:27,583
Huh?

1288
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,083
-You like her.
-No.

1289
01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:32,625
-No, you like her. Admit it. You like her.
-Please, will you stop with that?

1290
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:34,291
You don't know what you're talking about.

1291
01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:35,208
I like her.

1292
01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:36,875
-Huh?
-I like her.

1293
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:37,833
-You like her?
-I do.

1294
01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:39,500
-What do you mean?
<i>-</i>No, hang on.

1295
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:42,000
I'm saying,
if the situation was different, you know.

1296
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:43,041
Ah.

1297
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:46,791
Well, let me just remind you
your pregnant lady is waiting for you.

1298
01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:48,416
[gentle music playing]

1299
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,666
-[Dario] So, you nervous?
-Come on. Fuck. Not you too.

1300
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,250
Everyone is asking me if I'm nervous.
I wasn't nervous before.

1301
01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:55,833
[horn honking]

1302
01:00:56,791 --> 01:00:58,458
[gentle music playing]

1303
01:01:03,541 --> 01:01:04,625
[shutter clicking]

1304
01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:25,000
[chuckles softly] Wow.

1305
01:01:26,541 --> 01:01:27,916
You look amazing.

1306
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,416
-You're nervous, aren't you?
-[chuckles nervously]

1307
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:32,250
[softly] Hi.

1308
01:01:35,166 --> 01:01:36,708
[music continues]

1309
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,291
[Frank] <i>Wait up! Wait up. Wait up.</i>

1310
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:51,666
<i>Didn't you guys actually go</i>
<i>to a wedding last year?</i>

1311
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,666
-Yeah, we did.
-We went to Matteo's wedding.

1312
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:56,583
-The buffet was ridiculous.
-It wasn't good?

1313
01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:00,416
<i>-</i>[Sara] <i>It was amazing. Totally decadent.</i>
<i>-</i>[Frank] <i>So you haven't made this all up?</i>

1314
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,541
[Luca] <i>No, of course not.</i>

1315
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,625
<i>Why would I make up a story</i>
<i>about a wedding? Come on. </i>[laughs]

1316
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:06,500
[Frank] <i>I get it,</i>
<i>but it can't all be true.</i>

1317
01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:07,791
<i>Who did Matteo end up marrying?</i>

1318
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,750
-Doesn't matter. It's not important.
-Ah…

1319
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:12,083
Yes, it is. I wanna know
how this whole thing ends.

1320
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,250
Just listen.
I'll tell you about Giulia in Lisbon.

1321
01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:15,791
-Her job started in June.
-Mm-hmm.

1322
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,083
-Okay?
-Hmm.

1323
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,791
[announcement chimes]

1324
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:23,208
Look, we're gonna be apart for a while.
Do you have to look so pissed off?

1325
01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:27,041
I'm not pissed off.
You're saying I look pissed off?

1326
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,875
Well, then why are you acting like this?

1327
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,500
I'm just taking everything all in.

1328
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,166
Well, it looks like
you're really cold and removed.

1329
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,416
Next thing you'll say is
I don't support you and…

1330
01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:42,708
that I don't want you to go away.

1331
01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:44,250
-Look, I never thought that.
-Yeah.

1332
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:48,333
Well, you were wrong.
I don't want you to go away. [chuckles]

1333
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:51,125
[emotional music playing]

1334
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:56,083
I knew I shouldn't have let you
take me to the airport

1335
01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:58,458
because you're only going
to get caught up in the situation…

1336
01:02:58,541 --> 01:02:59,833
What situation is that?

1337
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,500
I've been hoping for months
you'd change your mind.

1338
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,083
Why didn't you say anything?

1339
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,041
Because I don't know
how to say things sometimes.

1340
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,291
Would you have stayed?

1341
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:18,583
-It's only six months.
-I knew it.

1342
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,041
-Hey, promise me…
-[sighs]

1343
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,458
…we're not going to argue
the whole time I'm gone, hmm?

1344
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,333
Oh my God, I forgot my ticket.

1345
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:36,916
Kidding.

1346
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,791
[indistinct conversation]

1347
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:45,208
[sighs]

1348
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:47,500
[baby crying]

1349
01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:50,916
[announcer] <i>All passengers departing</i>
<i>for Lisbon are requested to proceed to…</i>

1350
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,416
No, not a baby, no.

1351
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,458
Oh my God, please, don't let them
be sitting beside me.

1352
01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:58,875
-[baby crying]
-[PA] <i>All passengers to Lisbon to Gate 12.</i>

1353
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:00,500
[baby crying]

1354
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,458
If he keeps crying like this,
we're never gonna make it to Lisbon.

1355
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:07,625
They'll probably throw us
off the plane before we get there.

1356
01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:11,625
Here, let me take him for a bit.
Maybe I can calm him down.

1357
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,000
-Careful.
-It's all right.

1358
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,083
-Okay. Shh.
-Come to Papa. That's my boy.

1359
01:04:15,166 --> 01:04:18,541
-That's a good boy.
-Come to Papa. Okay.

1360
01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:20,125
There you go.

1361
01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:22,083
Shh. Aw.

1362
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:23,458
There you go.

1363
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:25,250
Huh? Hey, hey.

1364
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:26,791
-There you go. Good boy.
-Ah.

1365
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,125
Yeah. See? You don't have to get upset.

1366
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,333
I know traveling can be boring,
but you don't have to cry, huh?

1367
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:38,041
'Cause we're going on an adventure
to a beautiful place where there'll be

1368
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,333
whales

1369
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:41,541
in the ocean.

1370
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,958
There'll be so many other amazing things,

1371
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:47,458
and you won't remember anything
because you're still too little.

1372
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:49,541
Huh, think about it.

1373
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,916
But, that's the twist.
You won't remember any of this,

1374
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,666
so there's really no reason
to cry about it, all right?

1375
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:59,083
Huh? See, it's more fun
when you're not crying.

1376
01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:00,500
Huh?

1377
01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:01,750
-[cooing]
-Hi.

1378
01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:05,583
But we still love you even though it seems
like you're possessed by Beelzebub.

1379
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:09,625
I love you.

1380
01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,958
Did you hear that? Mommy loves you, huh?

1381
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,583
Mommy loves you
even when you're a little monster.

1382
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,250
I was talking to you.

1383
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:24,041
[gentle music builds]

1384
01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:30,666
[baby coos]

1385
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:34,166
Ah, you like being with your Daddy,
don't you?

1386
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,500
Who's a good boy?

1387
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:38,583
You're a good boy, aren't you?

1388
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:40,291
[music continues]

1389
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,541
[Matteo] <i>Let's go, guys.</i>
<i>Pick up the pace a bit.</i>

1390
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:49,458
Come on, Dario.

1391
01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:51,708
-One foot in front of the other.
-This guy's so stressed.

1392
01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:53,875
You all know how much
I've been dying to do this

1393
01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:55,166
from the second we got here.

1394
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:58,375
Plus, this is apparently the best time
to actually see humpback whales.

1395
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,250
And we're currently in the best place
in the world to see them!

1396
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,708
[in Portuguese] Good morning.

1397
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:05,458
Come on, guys.
A bit more enthusiasm. Honey, you too.

1398
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:07,416
-This is gonna be unbelievable.
-Don't mind him.

1399
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,750
He's only doing this
to get under your skin, you know that.

1400
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:10,708
Five tickets.

1401
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:11,791
-Five tickets? Okay.
-Yes.

1402
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,500
-How old is the baby?
-Five months. Yes. Five months.

1403
01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:16,750
Yes.

1404
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,583
Kids under three
are not allowed on the boat. I'm sorry.

1405
01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:21,041
-[ship horn blares]
-Ah, no?

1406
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,291
[stifled laughter]

1407
01:06:27,666 --> 01:06:28,833
-It's all right.
-No.

1408
01:06:28,916 --> 01:06:29,833
You go.

1409
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:32,583
-Go on, yeah. We'll just stay here.
-No.

1410
01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:35,208
-Unless you want us all to stay.
-No way. No. Listen to me.

1411
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,291
Guys, somebody has to see
those humpback whales.

1412
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:40,000
Maybe not me or Andrea,
but somebody has to see them.

1413
01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:44,333
-Where are you going?
-Okay, guys.

1414
01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:48,000
Don't look at me like that. No.
You know it's not my fault, right?

1415
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:50,750
-Ahoy, guys!
-All right, bye!

1416
01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:52,541
[inspirational music plays]

1417
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,750
{\an8}DOLPHINS BAY

1418
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:04,875
[Dario] So, in Portuguese
a humpback whale is a…

1419
01:07:04,958 --> 01:07:06,750
[Chiara] <i>Baleia jubarte.</i>

1420
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,541
[Dario] Whereas the scientific name is…

1421
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,166
I believe it's Megaptera,

1422
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,541
taken from<i> méga pterión, </i>understand?

1423
01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:14,791
For "big wings."

1424
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,750
-You learned that in school?
-Yep.

1425
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,291
-So did I.
-Good for you.

1426
01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:20,541
-[whale sings]
-[gasps] Look! There!

1427
01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:22,416
-[water splashing]
-Do you see the wings?

1428
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,416
See?

1429
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,750
-So cool.
-What the fuck is he laughing at?

1430
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,125
Look how beautiful! Oh!

1431
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,208
-[whale sings]
-[Chiara] Look!

1432
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,375
Why are we alone all of a sudden?

1433
01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:39,916
[water splashes]

1434
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:40,958
[both scream]

1435
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:45,583
Oh, my mouth was open. [coughs]

1436
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:49,000
Did you see how close it got?
Beautiful, huh?

1437
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,333
Beautiful.

1438
01:07:51,416 --> 01:07:52,708
[romantic music playing]

1439
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,125
-Shh!
-[Andrea crying inconsolably]

1440
01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:35,458
Ah, Dario, I have to tell you something.

1441
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:39,416
All right, so what happened today
was just spur of the moment, right?

1442
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:42,791
[chuckles] It's not like
I'm rejecting you or anything.

1443
01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:44,416
It's just that I…

1444
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:47,166
I don't want to ruin our friendship.
You know what I mean?

1445
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:51,041
-I know that sounds like a cliché, but…
-I only wanted to go to the bathroom.

1446
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,875
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I…

1447
01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:57,833
Anyway, I feel exactly the same way.

1448
01:08:58,458 --> 01:08:59,583
Ah, that's good, then.

1449
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,625
No worries.

1450
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,958
That's great.

1451
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:05,875
[Dario] Good night.

1452
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:07,916
[melancholy music playing]

1453
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:28,958
[indistinct chattering]

1454
01:09:29,708 --> 01:09:31,458
-[Giulia] Hey, guys.
-Cheers.

1455
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,541
[Giulia] Hi!

1456
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,916
[ship horn blares in distance]

1457
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,541
You having a good time?

1458
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,583
Sure.

1459
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,125
We're here for you, remember?

1460
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,166
You always said
you wanted to meet my friends.

1461
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,750
Look, I'm just a bit tired
after the trip, that's all.

1462
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,416
Go.

1463
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,541
-Oh, Dario, could you just get my stuff?
-Yeah.

1464
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,666
Thanks.

1465
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,375
[man] <i>So, are you having a good time?</i>

1466
01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:03,791
Uh, yeah. We've been sightseeing,
and just basic tourist stuff.

1467
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,041
[in Portuguese] We've been arguing
since he got here.

1468
01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,958
It's because
you haven't seen each other in a while.

1469
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:11,583
[in English] So, how long are you staying?

1470
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,458
Just a couple of days.

1471
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,416
You're leaving already?

1472
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,625
He would have come sooner, but, um…

1473
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:21,166
I've been working a lot.

1474
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,833
Even during the weekend.

1475
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:28,041
Yeah. Long-distance relationships,
they're the… they're the worst.

1476
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,625
My girlfriend, she's in New York,

1477
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,375
so I know the feeling. Yes.

1478
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:33,208
-I just hate it.
-[chuckles]

1479
01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:35,250
The lack of intimacy.

1480
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,416
That feeling
you have nothing to talk about.

1481
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,333
-The jealousy.
-Yeah.

1482
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:46,875
Well, good thing
it's gonna be over pretty soon.

1483
01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:48,416
Yeah.

1484
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,958
-[in Portuguese] Have you told him yet?
-No. Not yet.

1485
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,208
[in English] What?

1486
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:55,541
-Um…
-Um…

1487
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,041
-I propose a toast.
-Yes.

1488
01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:59,500
-[man 2] A <i>brindisi.</i>
<i>-</i>Yeah.

1489
01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,541
-To <i>Lisboa</i>.
-[woman] To <i>Lisboa</i>.

1490
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,375
To <i>Lisboa</i>.

1491
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,291
-[man 2] Cheers.
-[Giulia giggles]

1492
01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,875
-Okay, now. Go to Mama. Go to Mama.
-[Andrea whining]

1493
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:09,125
Yeah.

1494
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,291
Here we are.

1495
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,750
-You having fun?
-Big time.

1496
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,458
Not still thinking
about the offer, are you?

1497
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:17,208
-No.
-[Andrea crying]

1498
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:21,625
Anyway, I don't want you to feel guilty
if we have to stay another six months.

1499
01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:23,208
It's your project, after all.

1500
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:24,750
[crying intensifies]

1501
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:27,583
-I'm not doing it because I feel guilty.
-[chuckles]

1502
01:11:28,916 --> 01:11:30,708
-Sorry, not doing what?
-Hey, guys.

1503
01:11:30,791 --> 01:11:32,000
[indistinct chattering]

1504
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:35,000
Um, just to say

1505
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:40,541
that I'm very glad
to have all of you around here tonight.

1506
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,500
-[man] Glad to be here.
-[all] Thank you.

1507
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,750
[Giulia] Oh, after all,

1508
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:49,083
partying is the best way to say goodbye.

1509
01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:53,583
-Matteo, Andrea, and I…
-[woman] Really?

1510
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,083
[Andrea cooing]

1511
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,166
…are going back to Italy.

1512
01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:00,333
-[friends] Aw. No.
-[Andrea crying softly]

1513
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,541
[in Portuguese] I love you.

1514
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,291
-[man, in English] Happy for you guys.
-[Andrea crying]

1515
01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:07,958
[laughing]

1516
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:10,083
-What is this?
-[ululating]

1517
01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:11,791
It's the whale's mating song

1518
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,083
during the mating season,
if you can believe that.

1519
01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,583
-Ah.
-He sent me six voice messages like that.

1520
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,750
-The guy's mental.
-Yeah. Yeah. [chuckles]

1521
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,708
I can't imagine
how much shit I'm gonna get into

1522
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:23,875
when I tell him
I never actually went to see them.

1523
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:28,166
-I really miss him and Chiara, you know?
-It's just a couple of months.

1524
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,166
You'll see. It'll fly by in no time.

1525
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:33,791
Yeah, well, about that, um…

1526
01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:35,333
the head of the department

1527
01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:37,916
asked me if I could stay on
until next summer.

1528
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:43,083
Just to finish
the project I've been working on.

1529
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:49,250
-You're telling me this now?
-When was I supposed to tell you, Dario?

1530
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,625
-Like, maybe any other time.
-We've argued since you got here.

1531
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,750
-What does that have to do with it?
-We didn't need another reason to fight.

1532
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,083
Sure! That's the reason.

1533
01:13:01,291 --> 01:13:02,125
[Giulia sighs]

1534
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,750
-You accepted?
-No, I haven't.

1535
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,208
I wanted to talk to you before…

1536
01:13:06,291 --> 01:13:09,166
You're telling me this half an hour
before I fucking have to leave, Giulia!

1537
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,208
Do whatever the fuck you want, okay?

1538
01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:13,166
[silence]

1539
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,958
-[inhales sharply]
-[melancholy music playing

1540
01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:26,666
♪ <i>Tonight I count my every step</i>…<i> ♪</i>

1541
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:32,583
Go park the car and I'll check in.
I'll see you inside.

1542
01:13:32,666 --> 01:13:33,500
[car honks]

1543
01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:36,291
[car honks]

1544
01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:45,958
♪ <i>The rain is dancing on my skin ♪</i>

1545
01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:49,875
<i>♪ I don't need no shelter ♪</i>

1546
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:55,458
<i>♪ My dreams are pouring down my feet ♪</i>

1547
01:13:59,458 --> 01:14:01,791
-♪ <i>I could ♪</i>
-[phone ringing]

1548
01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,583
<i>♪ Fall down… ♪</i>

1549
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,666
[phone ringing insistently]

1550
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:15,833
Yeah. [sighs]

1551
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:17,708
Where are you?

1552
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,416
Uh, at security.

1553
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,583
I thought we were meeting at the check-in.

1554
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:26,541
I had to get in line.
There were a lot of people here.

1555
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,916
So you're just gonna leave like that?
No goodbye? Nothing?

1556
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:33,750
I guess so.

1557
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:35,541
Ciao.

1558
01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:37,125
[disconnect tone]

1559
01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:42,000
♪ <i>I will scream my name ♪</i>

1560
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:46,666
<i>♪ To remind me that I lost my heart ♪</i>

1561
01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:51,625
<i>♪ I wonder why ♪</i>

1562
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:55,916
<i>♪ This pollution seems to come from you ♪</i>

1563
01:14:58,041 --> 01:15:02,750
<i>♪ A certain thing is that I see ♪</i>

1564
01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:05,750
{\an8}<i>♪ What you tried to hide from me ♪</i>

1565
01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:08,333
{\an8}ROME, TWO MONTHS LATER

1566
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,708
{\an8}[Luca] <i>There he is!</i>

1567
01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:10,750
Sorry, I'm late.

1568
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,541
Oh, don't worry about it.
We started already. [chuckles]

1569
01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:14,458
I'm glad you did.

1570
01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:17,000
No, because Alberto is on call
over at the hospital,

1571
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,916
and he has to leave soon, so…

1572
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,000
Alberto. Alberto.

1573
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:24,958
-Alberto. Good to meet you, hi.
-Hi, Dario. Hey.

1574
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:29,208
Alberto here is, uh, Chiara's boyfriend,
and she wanted us to meet him.

1575
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:30,666
-So, yeah.
-[chuckles]

1576
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,875
-What do I have to do to get a spritz?
-[Sara] I got it!

1577
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:34,333
-Thanks, hon.
-A spritz.

1578
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:37,541
Yeah, he is a great guy, Alberto,
a great guy! [chuckles]

1579
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:40,500
-Cheers.
-[Alberto clears throat]

1580
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:45,125
No, seriously, I gotta tell you, Alberto.

1581
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,250
I am jealous as hell.
Honey, we have got to get to Lisbon.

1582
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:50,416
As soon as we can, we'll go.

1583
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,166
You know what else
makes it so great there?

1584
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,083
-What.
-The whale watching is amazing.

1585
01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:58,208
[Luca] I bet! Hey, you guys saw one
right up close, right in front of you?

1586
01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,916
-Yeah, um, we did.
-Oh, really?

1587
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,750
No, no, I remember, yeah.

1588
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,083
You guys were freaking out
because you could see his teeth.

1589
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:06,916
-Right? [laughs]
-[chuckles] Yeah. A bit, yeah.

1590
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
But it was an amazing experience, right?

1591
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,500
Absolutely.

1592
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,416
[Alberto] I went whale watching
in Argentina.

1593
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,375
-Oh, really?
-You did?

1594
01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:16,083
-Where?
-Tierra del Fuego.

1595
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,791
Ah, you don't know how long
I've wanted to go to Argentina.

1596
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:20,833
-You don't say.
-No, no, I'm telling you, Alberto.

1597
01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:21,791
[all laugh]

1598
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:25,833
Well, if you want,
we can leave you alone here with Alberto,

1599
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:28,708
and the two of you can talk about
whatever you feel like.

1600
01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:30,625
-[Luca] Just saying he's amazing.
-[Sara] Yeah.

1601
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:32,416
We'll go to Patagonia together.

1602
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,625
All right! To Patagonia, Alberto!

1603
01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:37,541
-[Chiara] Thanks for giving me a ride.
-[Dario] No problem.

1604
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:40,375
This is the third Sunday in a row now
that Alberto's had to work.

1605
01:16:40,458 --> 01:16:41,458
Ah!

1606
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:44,500
-You don't say. [laughs]
-Yeah. His shift work is crazy.

1607
01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:46,500
What's so funny?

1608
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:49,500
Have you noticed
that Alberto loves the phrase,

1609
01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:50,666
"You don't say."

1610
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:51,750
Oh, really?

1611
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,875
"Hey, we went whale watching."

1612
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:54,791
"You don't say."

1613
01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:56,666
"Hey, lunch is ready, guys."

1614
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,875
"You don't say."

1615
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,041
"Atchoo!"

1616
01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:00,041
"You don't say!"

1617
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,166
[laughs]

1618
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,333
Think making fun of him is funny?

1619
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,791
Come on. I'm just having a bit of fun.
It was just a joke.

1620
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,250
Well, I'm glad you're having fun
at my boyfriend's expense.

1621
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,375
-Your boyfriend?
-Yeah.

1622
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:15,041
Three weeks and you're already a couple?

1623
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,625
And what? Are you jealous?

1624
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:17,625
Not for a second.

1625
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:19,958
Well, maybe you're just annoyed
that I fell in love.

1626
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,000
-In love, no less?
-Yes.

1627
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,875
-Are you, now?
-See?

1628
01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:25,166
-I knew you were jealous.
-No, you want me to be jealous.

1629
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,375
Really? I wasn't the one acting
like an asshole at lunch

1630
01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:29,375
in front of everyone just to annoy me.

1631
01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:31,708
Why would you get annoyed?
Explain it to me. Why?

1632
01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:34,458
You don't go out with guys like me.
Don't you remember saying that?

1633
01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:36,708
Now I don't even want to be friends
with a guy like you.

1634
01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:38,958
Yeah, well, that suits me just fine,
so get out.

1635
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,166
So you're just gonna dump me
in the middle of nowhere?

1636
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,500
This is your house. Get out.

1637
01:17:44,541 --> 01:17:46,000
-Ah.
-[scoffs]

1638
01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:48,541
[seat belt clicks]

1639
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:50,916
[dryly] Bye.

1640
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,541
[car door slams]

1641
01:17:57,625 --> 01:18:01,375
♪ <i>Sometimes ♪</i>

1642
01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:07,000
<i>♪ Think back to that moon</i>
<i>Above our heads ♪</i>

1643
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,916
Whenever I'm around you, I feel great.

1644
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,083
I feel strong. I feel brilliant. I feel…

1645
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:21,125
Mmm, you're always brilliant.

1646
01:18:21,791 --> 01:18:23,000
[Matteo moaning softly]

1647
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:28,375
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1648
01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:31,416
-What are you doing? What are you doing?
-It's my time, so kiss me.

1649
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:35,500
Wait, wait. Sweetheart, wait.
This isn't the time for me, not for me.

1650
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,333
Matteo, we've been trying for months now.

1651
01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:41,041
-Have you changed your mind?
-What? No. Of course, I haven't.

1652
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,750
Not at all. What are you talking about?
But what are we supposed to tell him, huh?

1653
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,875
That he was conceived
in a bathroom of a restaurant?

1654
01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:48,500
No! No. No. No.

1655
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,166
-[groans]
-Yeah, but I know you.

1656
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,416
When we get back to the house,
you've had a bit to drink,

1657
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,333
you'll sit on the couch.
You won't feel like it.

1658
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,541
No, it's not that I <i>won't</i> feel like it.
I don't feel like it <i>now. </i>I might later.

1659
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:58,958
Huh? It's not like a light switch.

1660
01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:02,041
I can't just flick it on and off.
It doesn't work like that. Come on.

1661
01:19:02,833 --> 01:19:04,000
Jeez. [inhales]

1662
01:19:04,083 --> 01:19:06,083
And sweetie,
this is supposed to be a work dinner.

1663
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:08,541
So let's stay focused on that.
Come on. Come on.

1664
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,500
Come on.

1665
01:19:10,041 --> 01:19:12,833
-[door opens]
-[Matteo] <i>I have to say I really liked it.</i>

1666
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:15,375
Yeah, all of that violence and blood…

1667
01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,458
Yes, I can attest to that.
He didn't sleep a wink all night.

1668
01:19:18,541 --> 01:19:19,875
-[Matteo] Tell him.
-Just told him.

1669
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:21,416
He may not have slept all night,

1670
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:23,750
but my readers don't expect
this sort of thing from me.

1671
01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:26,208
The whole splatter, the horror,
it's really not my thing.

1672
01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,291
I know. Don't worry.

1673
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:30,416
But now that I'm the creative director,
I'm gonna make sure you are

1674
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,208
the next Stephen King.

1675
01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:34,291
The next Shirley Jackson.

1676
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:36,666
[scoffs] Come on.
Shirley Jackson, Stephen King.

1677
01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:40,125
I pretty much threw the towel
on this book a long time ago.

1678
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:42,333
What do you mean "threw in the towel"?

1679
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:44,250
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't even think about it.

1680
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:46,000
I'm gonna work with you on this one.

1681
01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,875
And even if I found a publisher in London.
Don't worry.

1682
01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:50,583
-London?
-London.

1683
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:54,166
In London, there's actually a publisher
interested in publishing this book?

1684
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,083
Yeah.

1685
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,208
Absolutely.

1686
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,000
<i>Buried Remains </i>sounds amazing.

1687
01:19:58,083 --> 01:19:59,458
<i>Buried Remains.</i>

1688
01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:02,375
-Amazing, yeah.
-Fuck. Wow. It <i>does </i>sound great.

1689
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:03,541
-Damn right.
-Yeah.

1690
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:06,083
Better believe it does. Huh?

1691
01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:10,541
{\an8}LONDON, TWO MONTHS LATER

1692
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:13,166
{\an8}[Stella] When he told him
the amount of the advance he was getting,

1693
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,333
he burst out laughing. [laughs]

1694
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:19,750
No, no, he went right back to the airport
after dinner. He was walking on air, yeah.

1695
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:21,416
He was beaming. [chuckles]

1696
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,333
Okay.

1697
01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:23,958
Okay.

1698
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:26,791
Great. See you tomorrow.

1699
01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:30,583
-Pretty cool, huh?
-Mmm. Mm-hmm.

1700
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:31,916
[Stella] Mmm.

1701
01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,791
Did you see his face
when I suggested the title?

1702
01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:37,125
Mm-hmm. No, no, his eyes totally lit up.

1703
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,125
Anyway, this guy is the best
when it comes to dark stories. The best.

1704
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,083
Yeah, too bad about the horror.

1705
01:20:42,166 --> 01:20:43,916
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

1706
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,000
-[chuckles]
-That was a shitty idea I had!

1707
01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:49,458
[chuckles] Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

1708
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:53,166
Thank you. Really, thank you
for stopping me before I got too far.

1709
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:54,208
-It wasn't that bad
-Yes.

1710
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:55,333
No, no.

1711
01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:59,541
All kidding aside, I feel a bit guilty
because this job should've been yours.

1712
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:02,208
-What are you talking about?
-It's true.

1713
01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,958
This should be your job, not mine.

1714
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,708
-No! No, no, no, no, no.
-Yes!

1715
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:07,208
-No, no, no. Come on. No way.
-Yeah.

1716
01:21:07,291 --> 01:21:09,458
-Look at you. You're perfect.
-Mmm.

1717
01:21:09,541 --> 01:21:11,541
And you've always been
much better than me with this.

1718
01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:12,750
Always. Really.

1719
01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:14,333
-[chuckles]
-Much better.

1720
01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:15,791
[Stella sighs]

1721
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,833
What's wrong? Am I embarrassing you?

1722
01:21:23,916 --> 01:21:24,750
[chuckles]

1723
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:27,666
You're embarrassed?

1724
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:29,416
No.

1725
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:30,833
[gentle music playing]

1726
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,125
Feel like getting a drink?

1727
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:56,791
Mm, sure.

1728
01:21:57,291 --> 01:22:00,791
Um, may I have a bottle of Scotch, please?

1729
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,125
Room 407.

1730
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,291
Yes, Madam.

1731
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,333
No one has ever done this well
in their first year as editor in chief.

1732
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:11,875
-You think?
-I do.

1733
01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:16,125
Here's to you.

1734
01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:23,750
[exhales]

1735
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,875
You've been working so hard

1736
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:30,875
you haven't had time
to go get your hair cut. [laughs]

1737
01:22:34,791 --> 01:22:36,125
[music builds]

1738
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,625
[phone vibrating]

1739
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:01,291
[Matteo] <i>Chiara, when I was in London</i>
<i>I fucked up.</i>

1740
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:04,458
How so?

1741
01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:09,333
I was depressed
because my meetings weren't going well.

1742
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,166
And I ended up staying in Stella's room.

1743
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,250
So you stayed with… [inhales sharply]

1744
01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:18,333
…with Stella?

1745
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,875
-Stella…
-Yeah. Yes.

1746
01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:22,416
-[gasps softly]
-Yeah.

1747
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:24,541
But it really didn't mean anything at all.

1748
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:25,708
I swear, it didn't.

1749
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,000
-Nothing.
-You had sex with her?

1750
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:29,416
It didn't mean anything.
I swear to you, nothing at all.

1751
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,833
Did you have sex with her?

1752
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:33,625
[inhales]

1753
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:34,791
You had sex with her.

1754
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:39,583
Chiara, please, just listen.

1755
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:40,708
Chiara. Chiara!

1756
01:23:40,791 --> 01:23:44,333
Listen. Listen. Listen.
Please, just listen for a second.

1757
01:23:44,416 --> 01:23:45,916
-I'm sorry.
-[sighs deeply]

1758
01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:50,541
I feel like shit about it,
but I couldn't keep it in anymore.

1759
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,500
It was driving me crazy,
and I just couldn't keep it from you.

1760
01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:57,583
-Hey, hey. You know I love you.
-Don't. Please, don't!

1761
01:23:58,583 --> 01:23:59,875
You know I love you.

1762
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,541
Hey. Say something, anything at all.

1763
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:06,500
Tell me to fuck off.
I deserve it. I know. I'm an asshole.

1764
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,541
-You'd like that, huh?
-Go ahead. I deserve it.

1765
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:11,291
You'd really like that.
You'd feel less like shit, am I right?

1766
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:13,083
-Huh?
-[exhales]

1767
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:16,416
-Listen. All I want is for you to, um…
-Do not touch me.

1768
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,583
Just don't, okay?

1769
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:21,375
You have every reason in the world
to be mad at me. I know. I know.

1770
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:22,833
I have three.

1771
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,583
Number one, you cheated on me.

1772
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:30,583
Number two, you don't even
have the balls to keep it to yourself!

1773
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,750
That's too hard for you. Too hard!

1774
01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:34,125
Number three…

1775
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,500
Excuse me, miss,
I have to ask you something.

1776
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:41,291
You know anyone
who's such a bastard, such a prick,

1777
01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:43,541
that in the seventh month
of your pregnancy,

1778
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:47,125
when you're out buying cribs together,
he tells you he cheated on you?

1779
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:48,458
Well?

1780
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:49,375
Huh?

1781
01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:52,208
Do you know anyone who's such a bastard?

1782
01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:55,541
You're a bastard.

1783
01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:57,583
[sniffs]

1784
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:08,875
{\an8}[vibrating]

1785
01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:11,541
<i>Oi.</i>

1786
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,333
[man] <i>Hello?</i>

1787
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,125
-Yes?
<i>-Dario, sorry, I don't have your number.</i>

1788
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,416
It's Alberto, Chiara's boyfriend.

1789
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,625
Oh, Alberto. [clears throat]

1790
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:23,666
Hey.

1791
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,833
-Listen, what are you doing tonight?
-<i>Um…</i>

1792
01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:27,416
Tonight…

1793
01:25:28,250 --> 01:25:29,583
No real plans. Why?

1794
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,666
There's this friend of mine
who just moved here from Apulia.

1795
01:25:32,750 --> 01:25:33,791
Her name's Lucia.

1796
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:36,625
She's nice and smart and very pretty.

1797
01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:40,291
And I thought,
why not invite Dario over. You up for it?

1798
01:25:41,041 --> 01:25:42,250
[inhales]

1799
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:43,750
Uh…

1800
01:25:43,833 --> 01:25:46,041
Why not. Sure. Looking forward to it.

1801
01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:48,791
[sighs] You don't say. That's great.

1802
01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:50,583
-Yeah.
-<i>I'll pass to Chiara.</i>

1803
01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:52,250
She wants to talk to you. See you later.

1804
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,166
Yeah. Right. See you later.

1805
01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:03,166
Look, this wasn't my idea.

1806
01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:06,083
-[phone clatters]
-Dario, Lucia. Lucia, Dario.

1807
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,333
-Pleasure.
-Hi.

1808
01:26:08,541 --> 01:26:10,791
We're having fusilli
with shrimp and zucchini.

1809
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,958
-Mmm, wow!
-Put your wine in the fridge?

1810
01:26:13,041 --> 01:26:15,375
-[Dario] Yeah, it'll be better.
-I'll give you a hand, honey.

1811
01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:17,666
-[Alberto] Great, thanks.
<i>-</i>Don't we have a lovely hostess?

1812
01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:18,666
Where are you from?

1813
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:20,583
-Taranto.
-[Dario] No! My folks are from Lecce.

1814
01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:23,500
-Really? What a coincidence.
-[Dario] We're both from Apulia.

1815
01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:24,416
[Lucia] Yes.

1816
01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:28,625
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

1817
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:31,291
-What do we drink to?
-[chuckles]

1818
01:26:32,041 --> 01:26:33,291
-To us.
-To meeting each other?

1819
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:34,208
Excellent.

1820
01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:36,458
[Alberto] Okay, guys.
Moment of truth here.

1821
01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:38,958
-Tell me if you like it.
-[Dario] It's amazing.

1822
01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:40,541
-[Alberto] Yeah?
-Bravo.

1823
01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,708
-They opened a fish store.
-You don't say.

1824
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:45,333
-It's marvelous.
-You see? That's just marvelous.

1825
01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:47,041
So convenient. It's great.

1826
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:49,000
[Lucia giggles] You're hilarious.

1827
01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,208
-Well done, my love.
-Thanks, honey.

1828
01:26:51,291 --> 01:26:54,208
-How about you try some of mine.
-Oh yeah, and you have some of mine.

1829
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:57,791
-[Dario] Yum. There you go. You like that?
-[Lucia giggles] Oh my goodness.

1830
01:26:57,875 --> 01:27:00,625
Alberto, thanks so much
for a splendid evening.

1831
01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:02,833
Are you kidding?
It was our pleasure. Anytime.

1832
01:27:02,916 --> 01:27:04,208
-Thanks again.
-See you soon. Bye.

1833
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:05,583
-Your jacket.
-Oh, let me.

1834
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:06,916
There.

1835
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:09,125
Can I give you a ride home?

1836
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:12,541
-No, I'm actually staying here tonight.
-Obviously, I was speaking to Lucia.

1837
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:15,041
-Depends. Which way are you going?
-Your way.

1838
01:27:15,541 --> 01:27:16,833
[footsteps receding]

1839
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,375
Well, I think they look great together.

1840
01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,291
Me too.

1841
01:27:24,791 --> 01:27:27,083
[inhales sharply] Look,
I think I'm gonna go home tonight.

1842
01:27:27,166 --> 01:27:28,375
Hmm. Why's that?

1843
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:32,166
Ah! I have a ton of stuff
I have to do tomorrow morning,

1844
01:27:32,666 --> 01:27:34,583
It'll be better if I'm already there.

1845
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,833
[doorbell buzzes]

1846
01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:43,000
-Hey. Hello. Uh…
-Hello.

1847
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:48,000
So?

1848
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:52,333
Don't tell me. You ran out of hot water,
so you came over here to have a shower.

1849
01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:54,125
Just stop, okay?

1850
01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:55,625
[sighs deeply]

1851
01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:58,291
Look, I… I need to ask you something.

1852
01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:01,041
But you have to promise
not to bullshit me, all right?

1853
01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:02,750
-Okay?
-All right.

1854
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:05,583
Is anyone here?

1855
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,791
No, no. No one is here. No.

1856
01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:10,708
Okay.

1857
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:12,833
[sighs]

1858
01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:17,000
That night…

1859
01:28:17,666 --> 01:28:18,666
Yeah?

1860
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:19,958
In Lisbon…

1861
01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:20,875
Yeah?

1862
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,541
Did you honestly have to go
to the bathroom?

1863
01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:28,250
No.

1864
01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:33,500
-[inspirational music playing]
-[bag thuds]

1865
01:28:43,625 --> 01:28:45,166
[group cheering]

1866
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:49,375
-Good boy!
-[man] Bravo! Bravo! Happy birthday! Aw.

1867
01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:51,458
Auntie Chiara, can you help me a minute?

1868
01:28:52,291 --> 01:28:54,250
All right. Let's go inside
and cut the cake, huh?

1869
01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:55,708
-I'll come with you.
-Be right back.

1870
01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:56,875
-Hey, buddy.
-[Andrea crying]

1871
01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:58,958
[Chiara] Don't cry.
Mommy's gonna be right back.

1872
01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,833
-It's okay, honey.
-[Andrea cries]

1873
01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:02,000
[Chiara] Don't worry…

1874
01:29:02,083 --> 01:29:05,583
Okay. Here we go.
I got the knife, and it's all here.

1875
01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:08,458
[Dario] It's okay.
She's coming right back.

1876
01:29:08,541 --> 01:29:09,583
Did you see them?

1877
01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:11,708
Who?

1878
01:29:12,208 --> 01:29:14,000
Are you serious? Dario and Chiara.

1879
01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:17,583
-Uh, oh yeah.
-It's a bit weird, isn't it?

1880
01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:19,750
Not really, no.

1881
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:23,958
You okay? You seem a bit down these days.

1882
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:26,166
[clears throat]

1883
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,916
Yeah, I got a couple of issues
at work, and I…

1884
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:32,166
What do you mean? I thought
it all went well in London, didn't it?

1885
01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:33,458
[Matteo sighs]

1886
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:36,583
Look, I know that you're annoyed
because of that horror thing,

1887
01:29:36,666 --> 01:29:38,416
but that was never
really his style, right?

1888
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,583
He's a lot better
with dark mysteries and stuff.

1889
01:29:41,541 --> 01:29:42,458
Yeah, you're right.

1890
01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:44,125
-All right. These are ready.
-Yeah.

1891
01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:45,041
Here.

1892
01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:47,916
Before we go back out there,
I have to talk to you about something.

1893
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