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‪达利欧 我的好兄弟

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‪别忘了你们夫妇下个星期五
‪要过来一起吃晚餐

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‪-地点是在我和莎拉的家
‪-好的

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‪记住了 不要迟到

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‪没问题 我们会带葡萄酒过去

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‪基娅拉 你最近跑到哪里去了？

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‪下个星期五
‪到我们家一起吃晚餐 知道吗？

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‪抱歉 我刚刚在健身房 我们一定到！

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‪马泰奥？

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‪这个星期五
‪记得带你太太到我们家吃晚餐

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‪没问题 一定到

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‪要我带葡萄酒吗？

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‪朱莉亚 下星期五一起吃晚餐

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‪莎拉 我一定到

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‪你真相信这种毫无根据的说法？

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‪你和莎拉就是活生生的证据

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‪弗朗西斯 你说什么呢？

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‪-灵魂伴侣论？
‪-我相信啊

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‪你看过多少对情侣
‪能够在一起二十年的？

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‪好吧 可是…

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‪假如我八岁那年

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‪父母决定搬到波士顿
‪你说结果会怎么样？

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‪-波士顿？
‪-对啊 搬到波士顿

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‪你觉得我有没有可能结婚？

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‪我搞不好会过着单身狗的生活

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‪毕竟我真正的灵魂伴侣住在罗马啊

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‪那你肯定不会邂逅莎拉

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‪你会在波士顿高中里

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‪认识一个女孩 到现在还跟她在一起

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‪很难说

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‪灵魂伴侣论简直就是一派胡言

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‪你真认为世界某处有一个人
‪能够跟我们完整地契合？

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‪太荒谬了

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‪荒谬？柏拉图在《会饮篇》中
‪提到灵魂伴侣论

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‪我知道 他指的是苹果论

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‪不是苹果论 比苹果论还要有深度

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‪很久以前 人是完整的

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‪是吗？

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‪-神嫉妒世人 所以把…
‪-把人分成两半

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‪从此以后
‪我们都在寻觅自己的另一半

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‪我记得这个理论

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‪一派胡言

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‪-太美了
‪-你们聊什么呢？

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‪-雌雄同体的神话故事
‪-好沉重哦

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‪-你说什么？明明很美好
‪-这是高级人的话题

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‪这些可是人生重大议题 灵魂伴侣…

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‪-我相信灵魂伴侣论
‪-真浪漫

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‪15分钟后就可以点燃烤架了吧？

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‪没问题 老大

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‪我知道灵魂伴侣是悖论
‪只是你们俩在一起真的好久了

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‪我觉得你们已经不懂得珍惜
‪这段感情了

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‪-你听他说什么来着
‪-天啊

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‪-他说你不珍惜我！
‪-哪有？没有

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‪我没说你不珍惜她
‪话说你跟别人交往过吗？

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‪-说啊
‪-这个…

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‪-你跟别人交往过吗？
‪-没什么好说的

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‪没有真正交往过的对象

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‪我认识费德丽卡以前
‪确实有过一段真挚的恋情

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‪-什么？
‪-然后我就遇见了她

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‪接得好

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‪-我心想：“就是她了”
‪-亲爱的

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‪-她是我的灵魂伴侣
‪-亲爱的

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‪你还不信吗？

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‪-他好像还不信
‪-不会吧？

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‪-安全没被说服吗？
‪-没有

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‪我不否认你们感情和睦

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‪只是…

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‪你是不是在想…

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‪要不要现在…

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‪要不要现在告诉他们？

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‪-说吧
‪-好的 告诉你们一个故事

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‪听了这个故事后
‪你再说你信不信灵魂伴侣论

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‪-好啊 姑且听听
‪-真的吗？

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‪-真的
‪-大概两年前

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‪我和莎拉新婚燕尔

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‪买下了这间房子

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‪并在这里办了一场大型午宴

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‪-邀请四个朋友过来
‪-没错

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‪我邀请了两个女性朋友

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‪卢卡则邀请了两个男性朋友

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‪我们到了

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‪乱糟糟的 请见谅
‪我们两天前才拿到钥匙

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‪我家比你们家更乱

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‪-我住在同一间房子里六年了
‪-你们好

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‪竟然早到十分钟 真不敢相信

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‪我都叫他们提早半个小时过来了

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‪-这是送给你们的
‪-太美了

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‪-他很开心嘛
‪-还有这个

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‪好漂亮的排屋

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‪介意带我们参观一下吗？

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‪迟点吧

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‪我们时间不多了

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‪-怎么了？
‪-亲爱的 别说

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‪-我懂 我答应过你的
‪-怎么了？

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‪各位 跟你们说说莎拉邀请的朋友

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‪她们都是美女吗？

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‪-所以才叫我们早到吗？
‪-不是

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‪没错 可惜你们迟到半个小时

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‪-你们在我们婚礼上见过了
‪-那就好

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪先介绍朱莉亚吧

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‪她是个数学家

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‪你买了什么礼物？

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‪一个醒酒器 你呢？

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‪一盏灯

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‪她在一家财务模型公司上班

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‪-是吗？
‪-是的

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‪她跟我解释她的行业几千万遍
‪我还是搞不懂

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‪你是指那个长发美女吗？

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‪不是 那是基娅拉

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‪朱莉亚则蓄着一头微卷及肩短发

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‪懂了吗？

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‪她不是你想象中那种女人

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‪你可能会以为
‪她是那种拥有统计和金融学位的女人

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‪不是 我的意思是…

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‪她是个…

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‪她是个充满自信、聪明伶俐的女人

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‪给人的第一印象有点高傲

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‪让人总觉得她好像在看轻你的样子

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‪-不错
‪-但她是个美女

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‪另一个呢？

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‪醒酒器是…

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‪-人人需要一个
‪-对啊

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‪另一个正好相反

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‪-她是不是花瓶？
‪-完全不是

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‪我们是大学同学 她如今是个麻醉师

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‪当麻醉师无法说明她的智商

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‪她就像一块磁铁

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‪总是被人簇拥着

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‪每次分手后
‪她马上能吸引一大堆男人

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‪-你说她正好相反 怎么说？
‪-因为…

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‪因为她待人友善、懂得关心他人
‪就像一抹阳光

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‪看起来就像个邻家女孩

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‪但她很清楚自己要什么

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‪而且还是个美女

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‪这是好事

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‪很好

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‪是不是门铃响了？
‪我这就去迎接她们！

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‪-我跟你一起去吧
‪-不用

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‪-你疯了吗？
‪-真是的

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‪-搞什么？
‪-天啊

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‪叫你们下午1点到

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‪要用半个小时跟我们解说
‪也未免太长了

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‪别忘了
‪基娅拉是蓄着长黑发的那个女人

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‪蓄着长黑发的

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‪为什么把基娅拉分配给他？

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‪我懂了 你和莎拉认为

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‪”马泰奥是个亲切、对情绪敏感的人
‪衬衫口袋里总是放着一副眼镜”

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‪有道理

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‪“我们就把邻家女孩分配给他吧”

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‪“那个难搞的女人就分配给这位律师

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‪他应付得来的”

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‪肯定没问题

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‪说真的

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‪你们到底是怎么看我们的？

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‪我和莎拉新婚燕尔

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‪你们真以为我们整天都忙着
‪为朋友们做媒吗？

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‪没错

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‪不过是跟朋友们吃顿饭

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‪刚巧这四个朋友还单身

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‪-这是巧合
‪-是吗？

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‪婚礼结束后

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‪我和莎拉觉得可以介绍你们认识

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‪听好

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‪你是不是说错话了？

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‪我错在不应该告诉你们谁更适合谁

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‪还用说吗？诚恳相待…

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‪诚恳相待是婚姻的基础

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‪-说得好
‪-这样婚姻才会长久

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‪你说莎拉有没有
‪跟她两个闺蜜提起过我们？

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‪当然没有

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‪你怎么知道？

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‪不错嘛
‪原来婚姻是由两个人的谎言开始

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‪她们到了 别失礼

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‪我们到了 他们都在那边！

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‪-嗨！
‪-美女们！

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‪-嗨 最近好吗？
‪-嗨

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‪谢谢

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‪-很好
‪-嗨

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‪-这是…
‪-那么…

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‪这是达利欧 这是马泰奥

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‪这是基娅拉 这是朱莉亚

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪-喝不喝啤酒？
‪-好的 谢谢

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‪-还可以吗？
‪-可以

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‪-朱莉亚
‪-谢谢

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‪-抱歉 我不是故意要…
‪-不要紧的

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‪亲爱的 能不能给我一杯？

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‪给我

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‪-给你 亲爱的
‪-谢谢

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‪他们都有啤酒了吗？

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‪我要更高品质的生活

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‪披萨到了！

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{\an8}‪片名：爱情四边形

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{\an8}‪为这顿美好的晚餐干杯！

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‪-各位 我往那边走
‪-再见

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‪再联络！

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‪-那我呢？不联络我吗？
‪-不联络

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00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,666
‪不联络？

202
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,083
‪头盔

203
00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:07,416
‪-再见
‪-再见

204
00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,000
‪走吧

205
00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,625
‪走吧

206
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,833
‪“我们刚到家就上社交网站了

207
00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,708
‪真像两个长不大的大人”

208
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,291
‪“我们真…” 我们真无药可救

209
00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,666
‪我用的是第一人称复数

210
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,166
‪“介意我问你一件事吗？”

211
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,875
‪“这是蛋白霜吗？”

212
00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:01,833
‪（没错）

213
00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:03,916
‪“好恐怖”

214
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,250
‪这是开玩笑的口吻

215
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,916
‪其实我就是在承认我看过她的帐户

216
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:17,458
‪她也承认看过我的帐户

217
00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:20,125
‪你瞧 她是高手

218
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,250
‪那么…

219
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:25,916
‪我把联络号码发给她看看

220
00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:30,208
‪不是的 我不需要她的联络号码
‪她已经是我的囊中物了

221
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,583
‪我只是把球抛给她

222
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,833
‪看她接不接

223
00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,166
‪主导权不在我手上

224
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,916
‪是在她手上 不是在我手上

225
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,000
‪斯黛拉
‪你给《泡妞大全》写过书评了吗？

226
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,625
‪写了 书卖得很好

227
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,375
‪谁会想到呢？

228
00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:49,291
‪我问你

229
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,833
‪书里有没有写道
‪男人刚认识一个女人后

230
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,916
‪要隔多久才给对方打电话？

231
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,708
‪马泰奥

232
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,041
‪得知你看重我这位女性的意见

233
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,791
‪我感到受宠若惊

234
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,833
‪我一直都很看重女性的意见 好吗？

235
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,166
‪如果是男神
‪就算认识半小时后打去也无所谓

236
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,833
‪-那我呢？
‪-你…

237
00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:13,125
‪我不介意多等两个月

238
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,208
‪你嘴真贱

239
00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:19,041
‪-真的
‪-我懂

240
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:23,500
‪你这类型的男人
‪从什么时候开始会看这种书的？

241
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,125
‪你也看星座运势吗？

242
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,458
‪总之起码等个24小时

243
00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,833
‪但千万别打给她

244
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,666
‪-那我该怎么做？
‪-给她发短信

245
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,125
‪每个人都这么做

246
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,333
‪只有鲁蛇才会打给人家

247
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:37,625
‪一天？

248
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,000
‪狗屁不通 哪门子的道理？

249
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,833
‪（马泰奥的苹果电脑
‪早上10点23分）

250
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,916
‪（傍晚6点30分）

251
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,000
‪喂？

252
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,583
‪喂？

253
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,416
‪嗨 我是马泰奥

254
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,000
‪卢卡的朋友

255
00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,750
‪你好

256
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:00,875
‪最近好吗？

257
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,250
‪我很好 谢谢

258
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,166
‪我在想是不是太早了

259
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,791
‪太早？

260
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,958
‪是这样的 最近有个热话
‪说男人认识一个女人后

261
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,208
‪应该要隔多久才联络对方

262
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,625
‪有一本书

263
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,166
‪提到…我不是指我在参考那本书

264
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,250
‪上面写道…

265
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,458
‪喂？

266
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:23,833
‪我同事说大可马上联络对方 可是我…

267
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:27,500
‪喂？

268
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,083
‪-喂？
‪-喂？

269
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,583
‪抱歉 我刚刚走进电梯
‪导致信号中断了

270
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,000
‪我还以为…

271
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,833
‪我还以为你觉得我说的段子很烂
‪所以挂了电话

272
00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,125
‪所以不是因为…

273
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,625
‪那个段子确实很烂

274
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,000
‪我就是这么…

275
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,500
‪怎么说呢？

276
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,416
‪这是我的战略

277
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,750
‪对 没错

278
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:06,958
‪你的战略是博同情吗？

279
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,958
‪你低估了

280
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:13,041
‪博同情和可爱之间的一线之差了

281
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:17,958
‪如果一个女人对你产生同情心
‪你说会有什么结果？

282
00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:21,708
‪理论上 她应该会愿意一起吃顿饭

283
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,291
‪理论上…

284
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,458
‪理论上 什么时候？

285
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,208
‪明晚？

286
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,958
‪理论上 在哪里？

287
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,708
‪我知道有一家很棒的餐厅

288
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,750
‪好

289
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,125
‪非常安静

290
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,333
‪好

291
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,916
‪在市郊区

292
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,333
‪-很棒的
‪-好吧 再见

293
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,708
‪明天见

294
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,458
‪（达利欧）

295
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,166
‪（我挑战你）

296
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,666
‪她要挑战我

297
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,000
‪（爱）

298
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,541
‪可以了

299
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,708
‪撒些面粉

300
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,208
‪漂亮

301
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:31,083
‪很漂亮吧？

302
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,750
‪然后 拍个照

303
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,583
‪搞定

304
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:38,916
‪现在…

305
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,541
‪（世界上最难的挑战）

306
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,916
‪发给朱莉亚

307
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:47,125
‪给我抛个球吧

308
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:55,875
‪不会吧？搞什么？

309
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,416
‪可不是吗？
‪到甜蜜蜜甜品屋买蛋奶霜还真难啊

310
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,791
‪糟糕

311
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,375
‪我真是个白痴！

312
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,250
‪糟糕

313
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,541
‪（我是个白痴）

314
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,750
‪我无意抹杀你的自信心

315
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,625
‪我的自信心指数来到了最低点

316
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:28,500
‪不过如果你愿意一起去吃顿晚餐
‪我就原谅你

317
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,916
‪看看她怎么回应

318
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
‪“好吧！”

319
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,458
‪谁是老大？是我还是你？

320
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,916
‪谁是老大？是我还是你？

321
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:49,791
‪今天有人在餐厅办婚宴
‪抱歉 真的不行 再见

322
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,375
‪晚上好 有没有两人的桌位？

323
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,083
‪-对
‪-你们订位了吗？

324
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,958
‪我是罗斯先生

325
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,500
‪罗斯太太

326
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,666
‪-你们没订位吧？
‪-没有 我觉得没必要

327
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:03,833
‪算了 我们还是走吧

328
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,500
‪可以推荐附近的餐厅吗？

329
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,416
‪附近没什么餐厅

330
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,541
‪这就是这家餐厅的一大卖点
‪位置够隐秘

331
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,625
‪-我真是个白痴
‪-好了 走吧

332
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,375
‪欢迎你们！

333
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,500
‪你们肯定是从坎波巴索来的亲戚吧？

334
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,041
‪-不是
‪-不是

335
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,583
‪我们不是宾客 只是想来这里吃顿饭

336
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,958
‪你们穿得真好看
‪今天是你们的结婚纪念日吗

337
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,708
‪不是 是我们第一次约会
‪也可能是最后一次了

338
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,791
‪第一次约会？真不敢相信

339
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,791
‪这里也是
‪我和我老公第一次约会的地方

340
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,250
‪太巧了 这就叫缘分啊

341
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,875
‪搞不好你们也会在这里结婚呢

342
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,541
‪这个地方能够带来好运

343
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,458
‪恭喜你

344
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,166
‪-走吧
‪-别走 等一下

345
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,500
‪-你们打算去哪里？
‪-去很远的地方

346
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,000
‪我们要找地方用餐

347
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,833
‪不行 你们大老远跑来

348
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,375
‪大可留下来当我们的宾客

349
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,416
‪我是认真的 我们正在庆祝爱情

350
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,208
‪那些亲戚我都没见过…

351
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,875
‪千万不要跟新娘作对
‪上看写着“罗斯先生”

352
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,125
‪恭喜我们的好朋友

353
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:02,291
‪各位先生女士 有请大卫和蕾贝卡！

354
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,625
‪你养的狗叫什么名字？

355
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,208
‪走吧

356
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,041
‪“走吧”？

357
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,750
‪对啊 假设你养了一只叫“娜娜”的狗

358
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,041
‪每次跟它说“走吧 娜娜”时

359
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,583
‪说“走吧”比较容易

360
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,666
‪不是吗？

361
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,416
‪想到你会怎么给你第一个孩子取名字
‪我就不寒而栗

362
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,333
‪你有没有养狗或养猫？

363
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,958
‪或是养鱼、养树袋熊什么的？

364
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,666
‪没有 我…

365
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,291
‪你听我说

366
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,416
‪介意我问你一个失礼的问题吗？

367
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,083
‪你不觉得这种事很无趣吗？

368
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,541
‪“这种事”是指什么？

369
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,125
‪你发短信给我 我给你回信

370
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,791
‪你把你的联络号码给我
‪但我却不把我的联络号码给你

371
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,125
‪我给你发短信 你给我回信

372
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,541
‪我们俩都很努力地表现出…

373
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,500
‪幽默、可爱、宠辱不惊的一面

374
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,458
‪如果能够跟刚认识的人说：
‪“我喜欢你 你不像连环杀手

375
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:35,083
‪我们上床吧” 这样是不是容易多了？

376
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,250
‪如果要学会做蛋白霜

377
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,708
‪才能找到约会对象

378
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,208
‪这个体制岂不是很失败？

379
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,833
‪但如果你找的是结婚对象
‪那就另当别论

380
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:52,333
‪我们大可花一整晚聊聊狗猫

381
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,666
‪或是树袋熊什么的

382
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,875
‪但我们…

383
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,250
‪直接到我家啪啪
‪然后看一集《怪奇物语》

384
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,208
‪最后睡个觉 是不是更方便呢？

385
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,041
‪服务生 结账

386
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,833
‪如果还没看过 大可留下来一起看

387
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,875
‪你看到第几集了？

388
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,625
‪第三季第一集

389
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,041
‪我看过了

390
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,916
‪很棒的一夜

391
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,291
‪不用太认真

392
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,583
‪是吗？

393
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,583
‪-晚安
‪-再见

394
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,125
‪达利欧！

395
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,291
‪一定要给我打电话

396
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,125
‪渣男

397
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,041
‪那么…

398
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,916
‪-这是达利欧
‪-这是朱莉亚

399
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,833
‪-这是基娅拉
‪-这是马泰奥

400
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,083
‪-朱莉亚
‪-谢谢

401
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,375
‪我们的想法有点不同

402
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:28,125
‪莎拉认为你比较适合基娅拉
‪也就是那个长发的麻醉师

403
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,458
‪你则比较适合朱莉亚
‪那个狂放不羁的数学家

404
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,583
‪她相信异性相吸 可是我认为…

405
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,291
‪人以群分

406
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,000
‪很好 把桌子接起来

407
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,583
‪好了

408
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,625
‪为这顿美好的晚餐干杯！

409
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,666
‪各位 我往那边走

410
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,041
‪-再见！
‪-再见！

411
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:59,333
‪总之起码等个24小时
‪但千万别打给她

412
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,208
‪-那我该怎么做？
‪-给她发短信

413
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:05,083
‪每个人都这么做
‪只有鲁蛇才会打给人家

414
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,166
‪真要等个24小时？

415
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,541
‪狗屁不通 哪门子的道理？

416
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,208
‪（早上10点23分）

417
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,083
‪-没道理啊
‪-怎么样了？

418
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,625
‪还剩多少时间？

419
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,750
‪（傍晚5点53分）

420
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,125
‪37分钟

421
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,708
‪你还真的在倒数啊？

422
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,291
‪马泰奥 如果真想打给她 那就打去吧

423
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,958
‪不是的 你听我说

424
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:28,166
‪我耐得住性子

425
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,000
‪我这就下楼去喝杯咖啡

426
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,375
‪咖啡…

427
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,041
‪-再见 我去喝咖啡了
‪-再见

428
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,416
‪同事们 再见 明天见

429
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:04,500
‪朱莉亚？

430
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,791
‪-马泰奥！
‪-嗨！

431
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:12,125
‪没想到会在这里遇到你

432
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:14,333
‪你以为我是不爱看书的那种人？

433
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:17,500
‪不是的 只是我在这里上班

434
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,083
‪书店办公室就在二楼

435
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,666
‪我只是下楼来买咖啡

436
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,041
‪你在干什么？

437
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,875
‪你先答应我不能犯大头症

438
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,208
‪我会努力的

439
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,916
‪（《4321》  保罗·奥斯特 著）

440
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,666
‪不会吧？你竟然被我说服了

441
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,416
‪我自然会犯大头症

442
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,583
‪你用了整整一小时大推这本书

443
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,791
‪-你把我说服了
‪-很好

444
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:43,583
‪现在我想找些比较轻的读物

445
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,916
‪我是指书的重量

446
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,625
‪你是指食谱吗？

447
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,708
‪不是

448
00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:51,250
‪看看你能够推荐什么

449
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,500
‪那我们绕一绕 看看能够找到什么

450
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,541
‪-好啊
‪-走吧

451
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:58,750
‪往这边走

452
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,500
‪我感到很内疚

453
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,541
‪为什么？

454
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,833
‪我害你花了一大笔钱

455
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,083
‪难道你们公司是佣金制的吗？

456
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,291
‪想得美 我没有佣金

457
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,750
‪不如我帮你付一半吧

458
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,750
‪-别傻了
‪-不是 我是认真的

459
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,083
‪我只是觉得这是应该的
‪总共多少本书？

460
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,958
‪二、四、六、八…

461
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:26,083
‪我付钱买三本给你吧 员工打折25%

462
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,208
‪对 是25%

463
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,958
‪要不你请我吃顿晚餐也行

464
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,291
‪好啊

465
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,875
‪-急着上哪儿去呢？
‪-天啊 对不起

466
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,166
‪对不起！

467
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:51,875
‪他突然迸出来

468
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,500
‪我只是从停车格倒退 然后就…

469
00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:58,291
‪不要紧的 最要紧的是

470
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,125
‪那个驾驶员没受伤

471
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,250
‪他倒是没受伤

472
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,166
‪但他的摩托车和我的车都出现了凹痕

473
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,666
‪那辆车我还是第一次开

474
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,875
‪这其实不是我擅长的领域 不过…

475
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,333
‪这事关系到让路法

476
00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:16,541
‪此案可能被列为共同过失

477
00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:19,250
‪我会替你到保险公司取报告

478
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,291
‪谢谢

479
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,125
‪不好意思 搞得你需要加班

480
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,291
‪我刚刚不知道该联络谁才好

481
00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:29,208
‪朱莉亚刚好有你的联络号码 所以…

482
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,875
‪放心吧

483
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,708
‪没错

484
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:37,458
‪虽然现在很晚了 不过…

485
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,500
‪要不要一起去找点吃的？

486
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,375
‪好啊

487
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,500
‪我去拿外套

488
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,458
‪好的

489
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,333
‪-等我一下
‪-好的

490
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,666
‪公寓所在的地区很安静

491
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,166
‪只是邻居们…

492
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,333
‪他们怎么了？

493
00:25:56,833 --> 00:26:02,333
‪第一天入住时
‪你猜我睡觉时发生什么事？

494
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:04,166
‪我听到贝多芬的音乐

495
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:06,291
‪莫名其妙

496
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,500
‪贝多芬 不错啊

497
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:10,041
‪第二个晚上也是一样

498
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,916
‪更多贝多芬的音乐 莫名其妙

499
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:20,916
‪于是我决定跑上楼按对方的门铃

500
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,291
‪我真的去了

501
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,375
‪-猜猜开门的是什么人？
‪-什么人？

502
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:28,875
‪是一对结婚70年的八十多岁夫妇

503
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,750
‪等等 他们结婚时就住在…

504
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,958
‪对啊 那不是重点

505
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,500
‪重点是他们竟然比我更懂得找乐子

506
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,000
‪挺好的 不过…

507
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:41,000
‪活到八十多岁还能够享受鱼水之欢
‪这是好事啊

508
00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,125
‪我确实为他们感到高兴

509
00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:46,708
‪只是回到自己的公寓后
‪感觉孤零零的

510
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,041
‪突然悲从中来

511
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:51,041
‪我想起这对八旬老人

512
00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:55,750
‪再看看家里只有我和我的猫

513
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,666
‪感到压力很大

514
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,250
‪-你养猫？
‪-对啊

515
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:01,208
‪-它叫什么名字？
‪-雷纳多

516
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,583
‪-好名字
‪-对啊

517
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,041
‪-晚上后
‪-嗨

518
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,875
‪你看起来真漂亮

519
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,625
‪我读了《二十年后》

520
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,666
‪读后感如何？说啊

521
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,500
‪这是什么表情？你不喜欢吗？

522
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:25,666
‪我只看了50页 已经仁至义尽了

523
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,833
‪如果我不喜欢某个故事
‪就会直接跳到结尾

524
00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:32,000
‪从昨天到现在 你已经读了50页？

525
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,625
‪对啊 怎么？你看书很慢吗？

526
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:37,708
‪非常慢 不过…

527
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,583
‪我挑餐厅可是内行人

528
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:42,041
‪我打算带你去一个很棒的地方

529
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,833
‪在市郊区 那边可以看星星

530
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:47,958
‪你的订位从几点开始？

531
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,458
‪我没订位

532
00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:51,666
‪那家餐厅经常空荡荡的 何必订位？

533
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:54,250
‪-多远？
‪-一小时车程

534
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,625
‪一小时上下

535
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:59,083
‪还是打去订位吧
‪万一餐厅没开怎么办？

536
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,166
‪怎么可能没开呢？

537
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,250
‪那家餐厅天天都营业

538
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:06,708
‪我们真要当那种未雨绸缪的人吗？
‪好吧 那就…

539
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:08,375
‪你真以为我不打算订位吗？

540
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:09,958
‪算了 不过…

541
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,041
‪我像那种人吗？
‪要我打去订位 我绝对奉陪

542
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,750
‪好吧 这就打去订位

543
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:21,708
‪-再干一杯吧 我还没吃呢
‪-喂？

544
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,125
‪晚上好 可以订一张两人的桌位吗？

545
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,583
‪餐厅有一场婚宴

546
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,708
‪餐厅满了 抱歉

547
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:29,916
‪再见

548
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,500
‪都说没开吧？

549
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,250
‪不是 餐厅在办婚宴

550
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:41,625
‪你果然有预知能力
‪餐厅不是没营业 只是有必要…

551
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,875
‪我知道附近有一家很棒的餐厅

552
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,333
‪你订位了吗？

553
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,166
‪你懂的

554
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,125
‪-把车停好
‪-好的

555
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,458
‪你确定不要我送你一程吗？

556
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:55,375
‪不用 公交车能送我到我家门前

557
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,083
‪谢谢你的帮忙

558
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:06,583
‪也谢谢你请我吃晚餐

559
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,375
‪谢谢你的陪伴

560
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:09,958
‪谢谢

561
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,208
‪你笑什么呢？

562
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:20,500
‪这种吻法我都会闪开

563
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,208
‪好吧 可是…

564
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,666
‪不好笑

565
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:27,250
‪-真抱歉
‪-这是…

566
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,666
‪不是你的问题

567
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,500
‪抱歉

568
00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:36,500
‪我已经不跟你这种人约会了

569
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,166
‪“我这种人”是什么意思？

570
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:42,166
‪-你干什么？
‪-我下一站就下车

571
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,083
‪介意解释一下吗？

572
00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:49,583
‪那就恕我直言了

573
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,625
‪你是那种崇尚一夜情的男人

574
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,041
‪-谁跟你说的？
‪-没人

575
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,458
‪看得出来 你是个有魅力的男人

576
00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,791
‪这是一种赞美

577
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:02,083
‪那我应该高兴吗？

578
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,083
‪真是难以置信

579
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:06,500
‪好吧 这种饼干固然好吃
‪但比起正品饼干

580
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:09,000
‪你真的更喜欢
‪超市自家厂牌的饼干吗？

581
00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:12,083
‪有研究显示
‪超市厂牌饼干符合所有品质标准

582
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:16,750
‪食材、包装、浸泡后好不好吃…

583
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,583
‪浸泡后好不好吃
‪也被列入品质标准吗？

584
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,375
‪对啊 浸泡后好不好吃很重要

585
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:23,125
‪目前为止 超市厂牌饼干是最好吃的

586
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,333
‪你不厌倦吗？

587
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,958
‪你给我发短信 我们出来吃顿饭
‪接着你到我家

588
00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:32,916
‪我们上床 然后呢？

589
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,541
‪-然后什么？
‪-我们还是孤零零一个人

590
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,291
‪不行 我要全套

591
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:40,125
‪我希望完事后还能在沙发上抱抱
‪我要全套

592
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:43,125
‪我懂 你说得完全没错

593
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:48,083
‪我确实没想要认真谈恋爱
‪也不想坐在别人的沙发上

594
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,125
‪可不是吗？

595
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:53,916
‪好吧 你什么时候发现的？

596
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,666
‪恕我直言
‪我那晚在卢卡和莎拉家就看出了

597
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,750
‪你吃肉 我吃鱼

598
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:04,458
‪换成我 我会点红葡萄酒
‪可是我们喝的却是白葡萄酒

599
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:07,541
‪我们对音乐的品味不同

600
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,750
‪就连对饼干的品味也不同

601
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:15,000
‪只是根据我以往的经验
‪你今晚看起来像一个…

602
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,000
‪像一个什么？

603
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,333
‪像一个……

604
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,041
‪-说啊
‪-像一个充满欲望的女人

605
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:23,083
‪什么意思？
‪就因为我看起来一派轻松吗？

606
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:26,458
‪也很可能是因为
‪我已经认为我们没有可能 所以…

607
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,791
‪-喜欢狗还是猫？
‪-不用多说 肯定是猫

608
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:31,500
‪-喜欢海滩还是高山？
‪-还用问吗？当然是海滩

609
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,916
‪等等

610
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,708
‪-你喜欢狗
‪-没错

611
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:37,750
‪-我也喜欢高山
‪-不会吧？

612
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,208
‪登山闷得我都想割腕自杀了

613
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:41,791
‪海滩闷死我了

614
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:46,250
‪也许你看的书不对
‪所以才认为海滩不好玩

615
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:50,166
‪我不介意你已经
‪把我排除在恋爱对象之外

616
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,833
‪这点我能接受

617
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,958
‪但如果你说因为我们没有可能

618
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,666
‪所以你更自在

619
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,083
‪这种表现我抗拒不了

620
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,666
‪-你就是这种人
‪-哪种人？

621
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,833
‪-什么？
‪-说什么“抗拒不了”

622
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,541
‪你是不是打算跟我说我爸爸是小偷

623
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,208
‪因为他偷走了两颗星星给我当眼睛？

624
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,583
‪保险公司打来时 我会马上联络你

625
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,041
‪我们还是可以当朋友的

626
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,250
‪不行

627
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,416
‪我无法跟你这种女人当朋友

628
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,916
‪“我这种女人”？

629
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:30,416
‪注意听 这点很重要

630
00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:36,916
‪你的卫生纸筒是放在马桶之上

631
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,000
‪还是马桶之下？

632
00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:43,666
‪我从不用卫生纸

633
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,541
‪什么？

634
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:52,500
‪我很想继续在意大利工作
‪可是如果在国外工作

635
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,291
‪三个月合同就能赚入五万欧元

636
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,083
‪没错

637
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,125
‪但重点不是钱

638
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,666
‪当然了

639
00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:04,166
‪这个社会不看重你的岗位

640
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,666
‪没错 你也懂

641
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,916
‪谢谢

642
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:11,875
‪真不可思议
‪原来我们还是有很多共识的

643
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,583
‪可不是吗？
‪但现在我们的话题越来越沉闷了

644
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,333
‪谢天谢地 我回到家了

645
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,125
‪如果你希望这个失败的夜晚
‪有个圆满的结局…

646
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,166
‪晚安

647
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,166
‪我只是跟你闹着玩的

648
00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,416
‪我想说的是

649
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:35,375
‪既然我们找到了一些共识
‪何必马上离开呢？

650
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:57,375
{\an8}‪（两个月后）

651
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:02,250
‪-怎么了？
‪-没什么

652
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,875
‪听好

653
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:10,000
‪我就知道有事

654
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,500
‪不是的 只是…

655
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,375
‪那个斯黛拉…

656
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,458
‪-她怎么了？
‪-她最近在为一本书写书评

657
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,333
‪书名叫《情侣之间的秘密》

658
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:19,500
‪你读了？

659
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,750
‪我都读了 就连…

660
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,041
‪我都读了

661
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,916
‪总之这不是一本…

662
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,416
‪是这样的
‪要看一对情侣的关系稳不稳定

663
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,708
‪就看女方在男方家留下多少私人物品

664
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,416
‪-所以呢？
‪-只要留下20件

665
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,083
‪就说明对方是正式交往的女友了

666
00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:37,166
‪那么…

667
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:38,750
‪-那么…
‪-是

668
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:44,333
‪我觉得受到冒犯了
‪因为按照这本书的说法

669
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,958
‪女人应该要像狗一样宣誓领地主权

670
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,833
‪为什么？
‪纯粹为了争取到“女朋友”的名分？

671
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,916
‪-我没有那个意思
‪-明明就有

672
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,416
‪总之我放在这屋里的私人物品
‪没有到20件

673
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,041
‪-没有吗？
‪-不可能

674
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,000
‪我们算算看吧

675
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,958
‪-既然你这么说
‪-去吧

676
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,125
‪看看事实如何

677
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,125
‪-走啊
‪-好的

678
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,083
‪第一件

679
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,833
‪第二件 睡衣

680
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:13,333
‪-第二件
‪-你瞧瞧

681
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,083
‪-这个你也吃啊
‪-也算

682
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:21,666
‪我买是因为你 所以算数

683
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,666
‪也算

684
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,041
‪脱下

685
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:29,625
‪第四件

686
00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:35,583
‪这不是我的错
‪是因为你家里没有客人穿的拖鞋

687
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:38,083
‪第四件

688
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:39,583
‪瞧瞧这里

689
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,541
‪两双运动鞋、两双袜子、两件T恤

690
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:45,333
‪瞧瞧这个

691
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,083
‪卷发用洗发精 第13件

692
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,416
‪《安琪拉的灰烬》是你的书

693
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,250
‪-这是谁啊？
‪-得了吧

694
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,333
‪-剃毛刀
‪-算你厉害

695
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,916
‪这个又是什么？第18件

696
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
‪这是你的 数学是不会骗人的

697
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,083
‪这是什么？化妆包

698
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,916
‪里面有粉底、睫毛膏、口红等等

699
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,500
‪那个算一件

700
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:11,375
‪你无论如何就是想赢 所以作弊

701
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:13,708
‪好啊 化妆包算一个 总共19件了

702
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,333
‪19件！

703
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,583
‪好吧

704
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:19,833
‪你可以去告诉那个作者

705
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:25,166
‪我还没宣誓领地主权
‪所以还不算是你的正式女友

706
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,291
‪可惜了

707
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:30,291
‪这是你的

708
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,083
‪我打算把它给扔了

709
00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,708
‪-不行 为什么要扔了？
‪-都坏了

710
00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,083
‪-不行 好柔软
‪-给我

711
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,791
‪不行！

712
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,500
‪有你的味道

713
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,708
‪-你喜欢吗？
‪-喜欢

714
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,166
‪真的吗？

715
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:52,500
‪你真想要？

716
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,666
‪那就是你的了

717
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,291
‪谢谢

718
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,666
‪太好了

719
00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:06,208
‪该由谁来宣布呢？

720
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,875
‪20件

721
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:09,375
‪没错！

722
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,708
‪-萝贝塔？
‪-没错

723
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:19,541
‪-谁是萝贝塔？
‪-不知道

724
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:23,000
‪那个健身房的女孩

725
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:24,875
‪我今晚不想见任何人

726
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,625
‪你那话儿按捺得住吗？

727
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,500
‪那话儿？

728
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,333
‪我说过会给她回电的

729
00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:34,458
‪满意了吗？

730
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:37,166
‪-不然她会不开心的
‪-谁在乎呢？

731
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,125
‪走吧！

732
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,916
‪（好了吗？）

733
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,291
‪（好了）

734
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:52,458
‪嗨

735
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,166
‪我马上要出门了

736
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,916
‪不要紧的 反正我也要回家一趟

737
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,291
‪我快迟到了

738
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,541
‪我买了饼干

739
00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:04,875
‪是超市厂牌饼干

740
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:07,166
‪比正品饼干好吃多了

741
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:09,125
‪我也有同感

742
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,500
‪重点是…

743
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,041
‪浸泡后好不好吃

744
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,583
‪没错

745
00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:18,666
‪那份在里斯本的工作
‪面试结果如何？

746
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166
‪还不知道

747
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:23,833
‪那家公司需要一个财务分析员
‪那不是我的专业领域

748
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:24,750
‪可是…

749
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,416
‪你不是约好
‪跟那个你讨厌的律师见面吗？

750
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,500
‪你是指马拉雷吗？

751
00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:29,875
‪你猜怎么着？

752
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:33,916
‪他把洽谈时间推到两个月后

753
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,791
‪我就知道他会忽悠我

754
00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:38,208
‪谁啊？

755
00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,958
‪乔治 一个同事

756
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,083
‪好吧

757
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:47,500
‪那么…

758
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,250
‪-祝你有个愉快的一天
‪-你也是

759
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,000
‪-再见
‪-再见

760
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291
‪-抱歉 我来不了
‪-我已经料到了

761
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,291
‪我没听到闹钟响

762
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,208
‪你昨晚是不是又出去了？

763
00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:15,166
‪没有 我看电视看到凌晨两点

764
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,041
‪对了

765
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,250
‪我的同事乔治一直发短信给我

766
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,375
‪我是说…

767
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,333
‪他问的问题其实都可以写在电邮里

768
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,583
‪-病人还有呼吸吗？
‪-想借此机会跟我互通短信

769
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:30,583
‪真可爱

770
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:32,166
‪你猜谁有意勾搭我？

771
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,666
‪达利欧

772
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,583
‪-谁啊？
‪-达利欧

773
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,833
‪卢卡的朋友
‪你上次把他的联络号码给了我

774
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:38,958
‪不会吧？

775
00:39:39,541 --> 00:39:41,833
‪-那个翘臀律师？
‪-就是他

776
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:46,791
‪他想吻我 结果被我拒绝了

777
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,750
‪很好啊

778
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,791
‪你为99%他睡过的女人出了一口气

779
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,083
‪我还是赶紧回复乔治吧
‪他打字打个不停

780
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,000
‪他想干什么？

781
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,166
‪他跟我要一些报告

782
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,375
‪我记得某个星期六下午已经写好了

783
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:04,375
‪只是我当时在家抱着一个热水壶
‪舒缓经痛

784
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:08,583
‪把这个真相一五一十告诉他
‪他就不会再发短信烦你了

785
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:10,333
‪-好的 再见
‪-爱你哦

786
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,166
‪再见

787
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,666
‪好吧 “亲爱的乔治

788
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,958
‪那份报告

789
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,958
‪我已经在一个月前写好了”

790
00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:21,666
‪不对 “我已经在两个月前写好了”

791
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:46,458
‪不会吧？

792
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,333
‪真他妈的

793
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,083
‪马泰奥

794
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,125
‪朱莉亚 是你吗？

795
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,458
‪你听到我吐水的声音吗？

796
00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:14,458
‪我刚刚在刷牙
‪待会儿要跟达利欧吃午餐 抱歉

797
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,375
‪没有 我没听到

798
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:19,500
‪我真蠢 这些事都没必要告诉你的

799
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,333
‪不好意思 我有点赶时间

800
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,416
‪没必要道歉

801
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,041
‪-那我下次再打给你吧
‪-不用 不要紧的

802
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,416
‪怎么了？

803
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:33,791
‪待会儿有空一起喝杯咖啡吗？

804
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,333
‪我有事想私下跟你聊聊

805
00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:39,291
‪怎么了？你怀孕了？

806
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,791
‪朱莉亚 你是不是怀孕了？

807
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:50,166
‪我不想通过电话谈这事

808
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:54,000
‪但我总不能现在跟你说我没有
‪待会儿却跟你说我有了吧？

809
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,750
‪那也太蠢了

810
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,458
‪我真是个蠢蛋 抱歉

811
00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,958
‪别再道歉了

812
00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:00,583
‪我马上过去你家

813
00:43:00,666 --> 00:43:03,166
‪好啊 我家没吃的东西

814
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,958
‪-不要紧的
‪-但我饿了

815
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,541
‪要我去买披萨吗？

816
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:08,625
‪-好的 谢谢你
‪-好

817
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:10,416
‪我马上过去找你

818
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,291
‪我操 竟然有个宝宝？

819
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,791
‪我操

820
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:22,375
‪有人在吗？

821
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041
‪-嗨
‪-我到了

822
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:27,125
‪这家店的萨拉米披萨
‪简直就是人间美味

823
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,625
‪只是我之前没想到你…

824
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,458
‪-你懂的 我没想到你…
‪-怀孕了？

825
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,250
‪所以我也买了蔬菜番茄披萨

826
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,416
‪另加额外的奶酪
‪也买了一个玛格丽特披萨

827
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,500
‪我可以吃掉萨拉米披萨 只是我不想…

828
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:44,666
‪我不知道你喜欢哪一种披萨
‪所以买了两种披萨

829
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,208
‪希望还可以吧

830
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,791
‪先把披萨放在一边

831
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:52,041
‪-我们坐下吧
‪-我们可以做点吃的

832
00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,250
‪好的 说吧

833
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,708
‪-先问几个比较难堪的问题
‪-好的

834
00:43:58,250 --> 00:43:59,166
‪那就站着吧

835
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:03,875
‪我不知道是怎么回事 我想不通

836
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:06,625
‪我不希望我的话听起来…

837
00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:11,458
‪我不想说错话

838
00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:15,416
‪孩子绝对是你的 我只跟你上过床

839
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:20,166
‪不是 我不是那个意思

840
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,875
‪你说你担心说错话 你怕问错什么？

841
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,250
‪你要不要留下宝宝？

842
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,750
‪我要留下宝宝

843
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,666
‪-好吧
‪-抱歉 如果你…

844
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,041
‪-如果你…
‪-不是的

845
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:37,375
‪我要孩子

846
00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:39,125
‪但你有选择不要孩子的

847
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,041
‪不是的 我愿意 我也想留下孩子

848
00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:44,458
‪如果你要我负责任 我愿意
‪只是你要不要我负责任？

849
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:48,833
‪我确实希望你能帮我顾孩子

850
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,416
‪那我们要结婚吗？

851
00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:53,416
‪我们结婚？

852
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,083
‪对啊 要不然呢？

853
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:58,125
‪如果你愿意的话 我就娶你
‪你要不要结婚？

854
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,208
‪慢点 这也太…

855
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,208
‪别着急

856
00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:04,916
‪我只是提议罢了
‪你有任何需要 我都乐意提供帮助

857
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,750
‪-任何需要都可以
‪-好吧

858
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:07,666
‪任何需要都可以

859
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,541
‪除了不是叫我跟你一起拍

860
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,083
‪那种用手比划爱心的
‪恶心放闪照就没问题

861
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,958
‪我不知道该怎么拍放闪照
‪不是我不愿意

862
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:19,041
‪算了 如果你真想拍那种照片
‪我很乐意奉陪

863
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,500
‪问你一个问题
‪你说“要我顾孩子”是指…

864
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,625
‪对

865
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,458
‪从一到十 你说一个数字

866
00:45:30,458 --> 00:45:31,666
‪一到十？

867
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:35,583
‪对 一是“我们各自生活
‪但孩子知道爸爸是谁”

868
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,916
‪十是…我也说不上来

869
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,958
‪十是“我们维持五年婚姻
‪孩子跟我爷爷的姓”

870
00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:43,875
‪从一到十 以这个标准为参考

871
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,291
‪-那就七吧
‪-七

872
00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,416
‪-七很好啊
‪-七是什么意思呢？

873
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,958
‪-没什么 挺好的
‪-那就好

874
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:52,375
‪我不知道该怎么说 但挺好的

875
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,916
‪我想吃一片披萨

876
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,333
‪-披萨 好啊
‪-好

877
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,583
‪哪一种口味的披萨？

878
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,291
‪奶酪番茄披萨

879
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,625
‪我可以拉伸一下腿吗？

880
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:15,458
‪天啊

881
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,333
‪好了

882
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:20,500
‪很好

883
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,833
‪-七
‪-七

884
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,083
‪七

885
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,625
‪我们要想想…

886
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,583
‪你可以搬来我家住

887
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:32,250
‪我们可以指望你父母…

888
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,875
‪-也可以指望你父母
‪-没错 可是…

889
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,958
‪-还是别指望我父母吧
‪-为什么？

890
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:40,041
‪要不要试试一些奇怪的动作？
‪你把手放在我的肚皮上

891
00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:43,708
‪不要 跟你闹着玩的

892
00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,500
‪天啊

893
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:47,791
‪-我最讨厌了
‪-是吗？

894
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,041
‪-还有…
‪-你怀孕的样子会很漂亮的

895
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,500
‪-我会变得胖嘟嘟的
‪-不会

896
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:55,750
‪不可能

897
00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,083
‪你准备好了吗？

898
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:00,416
‪准备好了

899
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,791
‪他们应该会相处得很好

900
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,333
‪他们刚认识不久

901
00:47:04,416 --> 00:47:07,708
‪我知道 但他们很配啊 默契很好

902
00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,375
‪说什么呢？

903
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,333
‪你笑什么？

904
00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:15,916
‪谁会想到他们第一次约会
‪女方就怀孕了？

905
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,208
‪-以他们的个性…
‪-亲爱的

906
00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:20,166
‪他们第一次约会 她就怀孕了

907
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,583
‪这也太匪夷所思了
‪换成我 我一定会吓傻了

908
00:47:22,666 --> 00:47:24,750
‪当然了 我也会

909
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,875
‪但这并不能说明他们不合适

910
00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:30,291
‪对啊 没错 我们都希望他们修成正果

911
00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:31,750
‪但愿如此

912
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:32,666
‪-再见
‪-再见

913
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,500
‪-晚安
‪-晚安

914
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,708
‪-再见
‪-晚安

915
00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:38,500
‪希望他们会修成正果吧

916
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:42,375
‪-你知道吗？
‪-知道什么？

917
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:45,750
‪我读过一本书 书上写道

918
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:49,000
‪要知道一段感情是不是认真的

919
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:53,083
‪就得算算女方在男方家里
‪留下多少件私人物品

920
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,791
‪如果多过20件

921
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,958
‪说明你们在正式交往中

922
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,833
‪天啊 好有深度的内容

923
00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:03,833
‪我看你去过马泰奥的家了

924
00:48:03,916 --> 00:48:06,458
‪你说朱莉亚
‪在他家里留下多少私人物品？

925
00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,625
‪搞不好朱莉亚没去过他家吧

926
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:13,041
‪可不是吗？这种情况下
‪两人能够一起带大孩子吗？

927
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,708
‪这点重要吗？

928
00:48:15,791 --> 00:48:17,833
‪那离婚后的夫妻又怎么说呢？

929
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,916
‪那就另当别论了

930
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,416
‪起码他们真心相爱过

931
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:26,208
‪婚后有了孩子
‪突然觉得不爱对方了 所以才离婚的

932
00:48:26,791 --> 00:48:29,625
‪但他们在这种情况下一起带大孩子
‪也太荒谬了吧

933
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:31,500
‪他们连交往也说不上呢

934
00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:35,958
‪两人可以在没交往的前提下
‪一起带大孩子啊

935
00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:39,291
‪只要他们是朋友就行了

936
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:41,333
‪怎么了？

937
00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:46,625
‪你不是说男女之间没有纯友谊吗？

938
00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:47,916
‪哪有？

939
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,375
‪我的意思是 我不能够只跟你当朋友

940
00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:54,750
‪那句话只针对你

941
00:48:56,750 --> 00:49:01,166
‪总之真相是
‪我们俩会是很称职的叔叔阿姨

942
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:05,041
‪毕竟那两个人也需要我们搭把手

943
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,958
‪所以这次我可以例外

944
00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:11,833
‪你是指我们可以做朋友吗？

945
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:14,291
‪我好感动 我太开心了

946
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,166
‪何乐不为？

947
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,625
‪谢谢你 律师

948
00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:24,166
‪很荣幸跟你合作

949
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,750
‪-我马上过去
‪-我们是不是…

950
00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:29,500
‪我们没见过吧？

951
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,750
‪我叫克劳迪娅

952
00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:39,958
‪（你在家吗？）

953
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:43,041
‪（家里还有别人）

954
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,458
‪（给我五分钟）

955
00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:47,083
‪早上好 亲爱的

956
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,458
‪达利欧

957
00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:51,708
‪这个女人是谁啊？

958
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:54,583
‪你怎么可以这么对我？

959
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:58,916
‪你这样对得起我和雷纳多吗？

960
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,333
‪你怎么可以这么对我们？

961
00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:03,750
‪我爸爸还在为我们的婚礼买单呢

962
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,625
‪我们当初宴请400人

963
00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:07,250
‪整整400人 我…

964
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,083
‪你这个渣男！

965
00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:10,541
‪-你疯了
‪-我恨你

966
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,708
‪她走了 你这个疯子！

967
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,666
‪-她走了吗？
‪-你真的…

968
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,375
‪你疯了！

969
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,083
‪你简直疯了

970
00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:18,666
‪彻底疯了

971
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,291
‪好玩吗？

972
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,791
‪太好玩了

973
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,208
‪现实生活中 我可不会这么做

974
00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,166
‪你演得很好

975
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,041
‪有那么一刻 我还以为你真吃醋了

976
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,458
‪是吗？

977
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:36,708
‪如果你真的喜欢某个女孩
‪一定要告诉我

978
00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:38,500
‪搞不好你们真的会结婚呢？

979
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:41,666
‪我可不想永远扮演
‪那个被背叛的可怜前妻

980
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,500
‪不会的

981
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:47,791
‪假戏放在一边

982
00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:53,208
‪你怎么在星期天早上9点
‪跑来我家了呢？

983
00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,041
‪陪我去逛宜家

984
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,166
‪宜家 我懂了

985
00:50:57,250 --> 00:51:00,750
‪当你的朋友…

986
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,916
‪-有很多好处
‪-是啊

987
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,708
‪我一觉醒来心想：“我想去逛宜家”

988
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:13,208
‪这段时间 你出门在外
‪跟世界各地的美女律师上床时

989
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:16,291
‪是谁帮你照顾你家可爱的狗狗？

990
00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:19,333
‪我只不过一个月前
‪在利古里亚大区待了两天

991
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,666
‪还输了官司

992
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,083
‪那又怎样？

993
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,666
‪这是你家钥匙

994
00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:31,708
‪你留着吧

995
00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:34,708
‪好啊

996
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,916
‪发明尿布垃圾桶的人

997
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,208
‪简直是鬼才

998
00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:46,500
‪一个50欧元

999
00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:48,083
‪不过是个塑料桶

1000
00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:50,833
‪虽然能够锁住臭味
‪但终归是个塑料桶

1001
00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:54,333
‪50欧元分明就是坑钱 简直就是坑钱

1002
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,458
‪你觉得安德烈埃如何？

1003
00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:00,375
‪谁是安德烈埃？

1004
00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:03,250
‪安德烈埃？你是指…

1005
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,958
‪“安德烈埃”这个名字不行

1006
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:09,500
‪世界上有太多安德烈埃了
‪我们要给孩子取一个更…

1007
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:11,750
‪更有原创性的名字

1008
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:12,791
‪像是“维加”

1009
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,458
‪-维加？
‪-很牛逼的名字

1010
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:17,625
‪灵感取自织女星吗？

1011
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,208
‪对啊 有一颗恒星叫“维加”

1012
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,833
‪我真是个小天才啊

1013
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:25,125
‪不过我不是指织女星

1014
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,500
‪我认为这个名字
‪更像是《街头霸王》里的角色

1015
00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:30,708
‪那个戴着面具和爪子的角色

1016
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,291
‪超牛逼的

1017
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:34,583
‪我懂

1018
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:36,791
‪我最喜欢的漫画人物是布鲁斯·韦恩

1019
00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,958
‪但我不打算给孩子取名叫蝙蝠侠

1020
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:42,250
‪你知道怎么做最好吗？

1021
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,583
‪所以…

1022
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,625
‪-我们把一个孩子取名叫“布鲁斯”
‪-好啊

1023
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:48,916
‪-好比如布鲁斯·威利斯
‪-好啊

1024
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:49,958
‪漂亮

1025
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:52,583
‪另一个孩子则取名叫“韦恩”

1026
00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,833
‪好比如韦恩·鲁尼

1027
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:58,583
‪-别笑 你知道他是谁吗？
‪-不知道 他是谁啊？

1028
00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:03,291
‪-你们好 需要帮忙吗？
‪-不用 谢谢

1029
00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:05,750
‪太好笑了

1030
00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:11,166
‪我们刚认识不久
‪就来看你新生宝宝的用品了

1031
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:15,375
‪所谓“信念创造实相”

1032
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:19,250
‪-看看这些婴儿车和连身衣
‪-就这么着

1033
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:22,916
‪两个人应该交往一段时日后
‪才谈婚论嫁

1034
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,458
‪你懂的

1035
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:27,083
‪怎么了？

1036
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:28,750
‪我只是心想

1037
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,750
‪如果可以的话
‪隔一阵子后再生第二个小孩…

1038
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,416
‪别说了 打住

1039
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,583
‪不能让你再说下去了
‪没人在催促我们

1040
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,666
‪没人

1041
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,833
‪-恭喜你们
‪-好耶

1042
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:43,458
‪你们选好日子了吗？

1043
00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:44,750
‪这个嘛

1044
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:48,333
‪要不三个月后结婚 要不…

1045
00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:49,333
‪15个月后

1046
00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:51,208
‪那就三个月后吧

1047
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,041
‪-我们要结婚了！
‪-太好了！

1048
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,875
‪-你疯了吗？这是…
‪-怎么说结婚就结婚呢？

1049
00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:04,125
‪-怎么？
‪-很好啊

1050
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,375
‪结婚是好事 劝劝他们

1051
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,833
‪-结婚是好事
‪-对啊 是好事

1052
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,416
‪我们只想办一场小型婚礼

1053
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,666
‪得了吧

1054
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,583
‪很多人都说想办小型婚礼

1055
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,208
‪结果都宴请400人

1056
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:16,708
‪对啊 亲爱的

1057
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:18,708
‪达利欧

1058
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,083
‪你是达利欧巴？

1059
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:25,208
‪-是啊
‪-有火吗？

1060
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:33,000
‪-嗨
‪-克劳迪娅

1061
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,375
‪我在马拉雷的法律事务所上班

1062
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:36,291
‪-我知道
‪-8点？

1063
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:37,666
‪我记得

1064
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,666
‪-嗨
‪-是啊

1065
00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:41,458
‪你住在附近吗？

1066
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:44,500
‪不是 我只是跟几个朋友吃饭

1067
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,291
‪我就住在附近

1068
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,541
‪-晚安
‪-晚安

1069
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:03,041
‪过去几个月以来
‪她也不是第一个跑来跟我搭话的女人

1070
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,916
‪我该为你在女人之间如鱼得水
‪感到高兴吗？

1071
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,708
‪不是的

1072
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,750
‪恰恰相反

1073
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:16,416
‪我很久…

1074
00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:18,750
‪我有一段时日没跟其他女人睡过了

1075
00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:21,875
‪也没跟其他女人约会

1076
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,125
‪更没有任何对象

1077
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,208
‪没错

1078
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,000
‪就只有…

1079
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,666
‪只有你

1080
00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:42,791
‪你呢？

1081
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,291
‪我？

1082
00:55:58,791 --> 00:56:00,125
‪我也没有对象

1083
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:46,125
‪喂？

1084
00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:48,291
‪-嗨
‪-嗨 朱莉亚

1085
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,708
‪我把余款的电邮发给你了

1086
00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:52,250
‪好的 谢谢

1087
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,583
‪-再联络 谢谢
‪-再见

1088
00:56:57,666 --> 00:57:00,458
‪“…恭喜你成功获聘
‪加入菲斯杜金融公司

1089
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,666
‪位于葡萄牙里斯本的总部办事处”

1090
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,958
‪嗨 基娅拉

1091
00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:07,208
‪我得到那份工作了

1092
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,666
‪哪份工作？

1093
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:12,083
‪-里斯本的那份工作
‪-真的吗？真替你感到高兴

1094
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:16,125
‪-我刚收到电邮
‪-我们要好好庆祝一番

1095
00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:19,375
‪没问题 我帮你好好策划
‪你是第一个知道这个消息的人

1096
00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:21,833
‪-太好了
‪-怎么了？

1097
00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:26,250
‪没什么 只是两个月前
‪我参与了里斯本一家公司的面试

1098
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,000
‪-知道什么是证券市场微观结构吗？
‪-知道才怪

1099
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,833
‪那是一种高频交易

1100
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:36,750
‪算了 总之这个职位不适合我

1101
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:37,791
‪为什么？

1102
00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,583
‪什么时候开工？

1103
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,166
‪-6月
‪-多久？

1104
00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:47,000
‪六个月 我绝对不会接受的

1105
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:50,416
‪我们好好想想 宝宝2月才出生

1106
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,375
‪到了6月
‪我们一家三口可以一起搬过去

1107
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,041
‪不行吗？

1108
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,958
‪你一定会放产假

1109
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:01,458
‪到时我们有整个春天做准备

1110
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,666
‪-你是认真的吗？
‪-当然了

1111
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:06,375
‪那你的工作怎么办？

1112
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:09,791
‪应该问题不大
‪大可通过电邮、视频会议什么的

1113
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:10,708
‪放心吧

1114
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:15,625
‪如果你真想去 只要对方不是…

1115
00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:19,958
‪-“里”布朗
‪-说什么呢？

1116
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,666
‪-是“勒布朗”才对
‪-勒布朗

1117
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,375
‪勒布朗

1118
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,625
‪-真的吗？
‪-真的

1119
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,250
‪真的可以一起去吗？

1120
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,083
‪真的吗？

1121
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:39,083
‪-一起去吧
‪-先别说笑

1122
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:42,208
‪我知道你要爱相随

1123
00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:45,583
‪-可是你要考虑到一件事
‪-什么事？

1124
00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:48,250
‪-抱歉 这可能会扰乱你的计划
‪-什么？

1125
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,708
‪奥尔多就快退休了

1126
00:58:49,791 --> 00:58:52,375
‪到时其中一个顾问就会升职代替他

1127
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,041
‪你完全能够胜任这个职位

1128
00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:58,083
‪-谢谢
‪-你也懂我这话什么意思吧

1129
00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:03,125
‪到时你就能够跟作者密切合作
‪有权决定版权购买事宜

1130
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:04,875
‪-但是…
‪-但是…

1131
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,208
‪我懂 这个职位不适合远距工作

1132
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,750
‪没错

1133
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:15,416
‪斯黛拉非常适合这个职位

1134
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,333
‪没错 她很出色

1135
00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:22,375
‪斯黛拉到底是谁？

1136
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:24,250
‪怎么说？

1137
00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,833
‪她是我的同事 你们见过了

1138
00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:30,000
‪我没印象

1139
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:33,125
‪可是老板有意让你接手这个职位？

1140
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,625
‪没错 但已经不重要了

1141
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,416
‪最重要的是我能够跟朱莉亚一起离开

1142
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,791
‪同时保住饭碗 一举两得

1143
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,875
‪再说我也是昨天
‪才得知这个升职机会的

1144
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,958
‪这可是千载难逢的升职机会啊

1145
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:49,208
‪我坚持到底 这是斯黛拉应得的

1146
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,125
‪斯黛拉这个名字也太难听了

1147
00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,166
‪我说错了什么？

1148
00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:58,500
‪不会吧？

1149
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,166
‪你们打算给宝宝取名叫斯黛拉？

1150
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:07,708
‪真的吗？

1151
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,125
‪太坏了吧

1152
01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:17,875
‪好吧

1153
01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,583
‪-我懂了
‪-什么？

1154
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,500
‪-你喜欢她
‪-才没有

1155
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,708
‪-你明明喜欢她
‪-不可能

1156
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,083
‪-你就认了吧
‪-你胡说什么呢？

1157
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:35,250
‪我喜欢她

1158
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:36,875
‪-什么？
‪-我喜欢她

1159
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,583
‪-什么意思？
‪-不会吧？等等

1160
01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:42,166
‪我是指 如果我是你的话…

1161
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:44,875
‪我提醒你…

1162
01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:46,791
‪你已经…

1163
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,125
‪-紧张吗？
‪-你不紧张吗？

1164
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:53,125
‪不会 大家都问我紧不紧张

1165
01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:54,500
‪我起初并不紧张的

1166
01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:25,458
‪你…

1167
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,000
‪你看起来太美了

1168
01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,083
‪你紧张吗？

1169
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:32,541
‪嗨

1170
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,291
‪等等！

1171
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:51,666
‪你去年不也出席过一场婚礼吗？

1172
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:52,958
‪对啊 马泰奥的婚礼

1173
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,125
‪自助餐…

1174
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,583
‪-是不是很难吃？
‪-不会啊

1175
01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:00,416
‪-恰恰相反 简直就像皇室晚宴
‪-原来传闻是真的

1176
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,833
‪当然了 有必要骗人吗？

1177
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:06,375
‪不可能是真的吧？

1178
01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:08,416
‪马泰奥跟谁结婚了？

1179
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:09,750
‪那不是重点

1180
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:12,083
‪我想知道他们能不能修成正果

1181
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:15,791
‪好吧 朱莉亚在里斯本找到了新工作
‪6月开工

1182
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:23,416
‪我们会有一段时日见不到对方
‪你可以不要看起来这么生气吗？

1183
01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:27,500
‪我看起来很生气吗？我没生气啊

1184
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,541
‪那你为什么这么冷漠？

1185
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,500
‪我只是关心你

1186
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,166
‪你表现出一副冷漠无情的样子

1187
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,416
‪别说我不支持你追求事业

1188
01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,666
‪也别说我阻止你离开什么的

1189
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,250
‪我从没这么想过

1190
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,333
‪那你就错了

1191
01:02:46,416 --> 01:02:48,333
‪我不希望你离开

1192
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:58,208
‪我就知道会这样 你不应该来送行的
‪看你变得这么感性

1193
01:02:58,291 --> 01:02:59,833
‪感性又怎么了？

1194
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,958
‪我一直希望你会改变主意

1195
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,500
‪那你怎么不早说呢？

1196
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,041
‪这种事我不知道该怎么启齿

1197
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,416
‪如果早说 你会留下来吗？

1198
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:18,583
‪-只是六个月
‪-我懂

1199
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,125
‪别这样嘛

1200
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,875
‪我们别为无谓的事吵架了 好吗？

1201
01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:33,708
‪我忘了带机票

1202
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:36,916
‪跟你闹着玩的

1203
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:50,916
‪飞往里斯本的乘客
‪请到12号登机口

1204
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,541
‪又是宝宝！

1205
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,416
‪千万不要坐在我旁边

1206
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,500
‪飞往里斯本的乘客…

1207
01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:04,166
‪他再继续哭下去
‪我们就去不了里斯本了

1208
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:07,416
‪其他乘客会先要了宝宝的命

1209
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,333
‪给我吧 看看我能不能让他冷静下来

1210
01:04:11,416 --> 01:04:12,791
‪-小心点
‪-慢点

1211
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:15,041
‪-来吧
‪-爸爸抱

1212
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:18,541
‪-好了
‪-爸爸抱

1213
01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:21,000
‪乖儿子

1214
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:23,458
‪好了

1215
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:25,250
‪嗨

1216
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,375
‪好可爱哦

1217
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:29,375
‪别哭嘛

1218
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:32,500
‪我知道搭飞机不好受
‪但哭也不是办法啊

1219
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:38,041
‪我们要去一个很棒的地方 那边有…

1220
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,333
‪鲸鱼

1221
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:41,541
‪还有大海

1222
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:44,375
‪我们可以看到这些美好的风景

1223
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:47,458
‪可惜你不会记得 毕竟你还小嘛

1224
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:50,041
‪想象一下

1225
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,916
‪不过 这也是好事

1226
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,666
‪你也不会记得搭飞机有多么难受

1227
01:04:57,291 --> 01:04:59,583
‪你看 哭也不是办法啊

1228
01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:06,000
‪但就算你被魔鬼附身了
‪我们还是爱你的

1229
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:09,583
‪我爱你

1230
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,958
‪听到了吗？妈妈说爱你

1231
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,583
‪听到了吗 小怪物？

1232
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,750
‪我是在跟你说话

1233
01:05:31,416 --> 01:05:33,375
‪给爸爸一抱 你就不哭了？

1234
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,958
‪乖宝宝

1235
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:38,583
‪你好聪明

1236
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,541
‪可以快点吗？

1237
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:51,708
‪-达利欧 别走得慢吞吞的
‪-他在给我压力

1238
01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:54,041
‪合作点
‪你们都知道我有多在乎这一天了

1239
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:56,125
‪从抵达的第一天起
‪我就一直想去观鲸

1240
01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:58,375
‪现在是最适合看座头鲸的季节

1241
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,250
‪这里是全世界最顶尖的观鲸景点

1242
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,708
‪早上好

1243
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:05,125
‪热情点 你也是 亲爱的

1244
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:06,541
‪热情点

1245
01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:09,666
‪别理他 他只是在装酷

1246
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:10,708
‪五张船票

1247
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:11,791
‪-五张？
‪-是的

1248
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,500
‪-宝宝多大？
‪-五个月大

1249
01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:16,750
‪没错

1250
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:20,083
‪三岁以下儿童不能上船 不好意思

1251
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:21,708
‪不行吗？

1252
01:06:27,666 --> 01:06:29,833
‪亲爱的 你去吧

1253
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:31,916
‪我们也留下来吧？

1254
01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:35,250
‪-我们一起留下来
‪-别这么做

1255
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:37,125
‪总要有人看到座头鲸

1256
01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:40,208
‪要么是我 要么是安德烈埃
‪总要有人看到

1257
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:42,333
‪他要去哪里？

1258
01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,333
‪我们走吧

1259
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:48,000
‪别用这种眼神看我嘛

1260
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:50,750
‪-待会儿见
‪-待会儿见

1261
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,750
{\an8}‪（海豚湾）

1262
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:04,916
‪座头鲸的葡萄牙语叫…

1263
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,541
‪学名叫什么？

1264
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,166
‪好像叫大翅鲸

1265
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,541
‪是须鲸科大翅鲸属

1266
01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:14,791
‪意思是“大翅膀”

1267
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,750
‪-你学过希腊文 我也是
‪-是啊

1268
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,291
‪好样的

1269
01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:20,541
‪你看

1270
01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,416
‪看到鳍肢了吗？

1271
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,500
‪看到了吗？

1272
01:07:27,458 --> 01:07:29,916
‪-看到了吗？
‪-他笑什么呢？

1273
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,208
‪你看 太美了

1274
01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,208
‪看到了吗？

1275
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,333
‪他怎么跑开了？

1276
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:44,666
‪我刚刚张着嘴

1277
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:49,000
‪看到它们离我们多近吗？太壮观了

1278
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,333
‪好美

1279
01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:35,458
‪达利欧 我有件事要告诉你

1280
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:39,916
‪今天一切发生得太快了

1281
01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:42,208
‪我不是有意要再次拒绝了

1282
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:44,416
‪不是的 只是…

1283
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:48,500
‪我太在乎我们的友情了
‪我懂这话听起来有点俗套 可是…

1284
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:51,041
‪我只是想去尿尿

1285
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,875
‪不好意思

1286
01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:57,833
‪不过我赞同你的说法

1287
01:08:58,541 --> 01:08:59,583
‪那我就放心了

1288
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,625
‪放心吧

1289
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,958
‪那就好

1290
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:05,875
‪晚安

1291
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:28,958
‪我很喜欢这首歌

1292
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,458
‪干杯

1293
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,541
‪干杯

1294
01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,541
‪玩得开心吗？

1295
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,583
‪开心

1296
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,125
‪大家都来了

1297
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,166
‪你说过你想见我的朋友 不是吗？

1298
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,750
‪我刚下机 很累

1299
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,458
‪去吧

1300
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,541
‪达利欧 可以帮我把东西拿进去吗？

1301
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,666
‪谢了

1302
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,375
‪你玩得开心吗？

1303
01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:03,791
‪开心啊 我们这几天都在走马看花
‪做些游客做的事

1304
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,041
‪我们从他下机吵到现在

1305
01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,958
‪还不是因为你们很久没见面了

1306
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:11,583
‪你打算逗留多久？

1307
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,458
‪就几天

1308
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,416
‪你要离开了？

1309
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,083
‪他本来打算早点到的 只是…

1310
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:21,166
‪我最近很忙

1311
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,375
‪就连周末也需要工作

1312
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:28,041
‪对啊 远距离恋爱最难维持了

1313
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,625
‪我的女朋友住在纽约

1314
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,375
‪我理解你们的感受 真的

1315
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:32,875
‪我讨厌这种感觉

1316
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:35,541
‪少了亲密感

1317
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,416
‪没有话题

1318
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,583
‪-互相猜忌
‪-对啊

1319
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:47,083
‪好事是这种远距离关系
‪就快告一段落了

1320
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,916
‪-是啊
‪-对啊

1321
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,083
‪你还没跟他说吗？

1322
01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,416
‪还没

1323
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,625
‪-还没
‪-怎么了？

1324
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,041
‪-我来祝酒吧
‪-好啊

1325
01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:59,500
‪干杯

1326
01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,541
‪为里斯本干杯

1327
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,375
‪为里斯本干杯

1328
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,291
‪干杯

1329
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,833
‪亲爱的

1330
01:11:07,916 --> 01:11:09,125
‪嗨

1331
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,791
‪妈妈抱一个

1332
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,083
‪-玩得开心吗？
‪-非常开心

1333
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:16,291
‪-还在考虑那个工作机会吗？
‪-没在考虑了

1334
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:21,291
‪如果你想再待个六个月
‪不必感到愧疚

1335
01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:23,208
‪毕竟这是你负责的项目

1336
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:26,833
‪我一点也不感到内疚

1337
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:29,791
‪什么意思？

1338
01:11:29,875 --> 01:11:30,708
‪各位

1339
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,250
‪我有几句话想说

1340
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:40,541
‪很高兴你们今晚抽空前来

1341
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,500
‪谢谢你们

1342
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,041
‪毕竟

1343
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:49,083
‪办派对是最适合道别的方式

1344
01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:53,583
‪-马泰奥、安德烈埃和我…
‪-真的吗？

1345
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,166
‪…决定搬回意大利了

1346
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,541
‪我爱你

1347
01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:05,875
‪-我们为你们感到开心
‪-是啊

1348
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:09,291
‪那是什么声音？

1349
01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:14,625
‪是座头鲸交配季节发出的叫春声

1350
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:17,375
‪他给我发了五个语音信息
‪我怀疑他有病

1351
01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:18,875
‪是吗？

1352
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,708
‪如果我说我不打算去见他

1353
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:24,291
‪你说他会有什么反应

1354
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:26,583
‪我真的好想念他和基娅拉

1355
01:12:26,666 --> 01:12:27,958
‪是啊

1356
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,166
‪再过几个月就能见到他们了

1357
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:33,791
‪说到这件事

1358
01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:37,916
‪部门经理问我能不能待到下一个夏天

1359
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:42,958
‪等我完成整个项目再回去

1360
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,375
‪为什么到现在才跟我说？

1361
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:49,250
‪那要什么时候跟你说才合适？

1362
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,625
‪-只要不是这个时候
‪-我们一见面就吵个不停

1363
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,833
‪-那又怎样？
‪-我不想再找理由跟你吵架了

1364
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:00,166
‪可不是吗？

1365
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,750
‪-你决定了吗？
‪-还没

1366
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,291
‪所以我才要征求你的意见啊

1367
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:09,458
‪我半个小时后就要离开了
‪你到现在才征求我的意见？

1368
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,208
‪你想怎样就怎样吧

1369
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:31,000
‪你去停车吧 我去办理登机手续

1370
01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,083
‪里头见

1371
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:15,833
‪喂？

1372
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:17,708
‪你在哪里？

1373
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,833
‪在安检站

1374
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,583
‪你叫我到登机手续办理台找你的

1375
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:26,541
‪刚刚大排长龙

1376
01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:31,208
‪你连再见也懒得说了 是吗？

1377
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:34,208
‪好啊

1378
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,000
‪再见

1379
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,708
‪他到了！

1380
01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:10,750
‪抱歉 我迟到了

1381
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,458
‪不要紧的 我们已经开始了

1382
01:15:13,541 --> 01:15:14,416
‪不错嘛

1383
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,916
‪艾伯特要回去医院值班
‪所以必须提早离开

1384
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,000
‪艾伯特

1385
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:24,375
‪-你好 幸会
‪-你好 我是达利欧

1386
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,208
‪基娅拉要介绍她的男朋友给我们认识

1387
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:30,250
‪所以…

1388
01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,000
‪可以来一杯阿佩罗气泡鸡尾酒吗？

1389
01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:33,666
‪-来了
‪-谢了 亲爱的

1390
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:37,541
‪-鸡尾酒来了
‪-艾伯特很风趣的

1391
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:39,833
‪干杯

1392
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:45,125
‪艾伯特 我真的非常羡慕你

1393
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,458
‪非常羡慕你

1394
01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,250
‪我们一定要去一趟里斯本

1395
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:50,416
‪越快越好

1396
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,083
‪知道里斯本什么最好玩吗？

1397
01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:54,083
‪-不知道
‪-观鲸

1398
01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:57,541
‪可不是吗？他们俩一起去看过
‪鲸鱼就在他们眼前出现

1399
01:15:57,625 --> 01:15:59,916
‪-是吗？
‪-不会吧？

1400
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,750
‪真的

1401
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,083
‪吓得你们牙齿都掉光了

1402
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,041
‪对吧？

1403
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:06,916
‪差不多

1404
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,666
‪那种体验也太梦幻了吧

1405
01:16:09,416 --> 01:16:10,500
‪还用说吗？

1406
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,416
‪我去过阿根廷观鲸

1407
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,791
‪-是吗？
‪-是啊

1408
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,083
‪-哪里？
‪-火地群岛

1409
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,625
‪那是我做梦都想去的地方

1410
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,833
‪-不会吧？
‪-真的

1411
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:27,458
‪我还是不打扰你们聊天了
‪你们继续聊吧

1412
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:28,708
‪顺便规划行程

1413
01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:30,000
‪他这个人真好聊

1414
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:34,666
‪-我们可以一起到巴塔哥尼亚旅行
‪-好啊 敬巴塔哥尼亚

1415
01:16:34,750 --> 01:16:36,625
‪谢谢你送我一程

1416
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,541
‪小事一桩

1417
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:40,375
‪这是艾伯特连续第三个星期天值班了

1418
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:44,500
‪-不会吧？
‪-在医院工作很累的

1419
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,666
‪你笑什么？

1420
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:50,666
‪你有没有注意到他一直说“不会吧”？

1421
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,375
‪是吗？

1422
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,875
‪“我们一起看过鲸鱼”

1423
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,333
‪“ 不会吧？”

1424
01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:56,666
‪“午餐做好了”

1425
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,875
‪“不会吧？”

1426
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,041
‪打个喷嚏

1427
01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:00,041
‪“不会吧？”

1428
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,250
‪你觉得很好笑吗？

1429
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:09,708
‪我只是开个玩笑

1430
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:12,166
‪我刚刚拿我的男朋友来开玩笑

1431
01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:13,375
‪-你们在交往吗？
‪-是啊

1432
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:15,041
‪你们才认识三个星期

1433
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,625
‪你在吃醋吗？

1434
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:17,625
‪当然不是

1435
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:19,958
‪我谈恋爱了 你不难受吗？

1436
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,000
‪-你呢？
‪-我难受啊

1437
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,333
‪-这么快就难受了？
‪-对啊

1438
01:17:22,416 --> 01:17:24,583
‪-你明明就在吃醋
‪-没有 是你希望我吃醋吧

1439
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:28,166
‪整顿饭吃下来 你都摆着臭脸

1440
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:30,791
‪-不就是为了让我难受吗？
‪-你怎么会难受呢？

1441
01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:33,125
‪你不可能会难受的
‪你从来不跟我这种男人交往

1442
01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:34,458
‪你忘了吗？这话是你说的

1443
01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:36,708
‪我连跟你这种男人做朋友都嫌多余

1444
01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:38,958
‪说真的 我也是 你下车吧

1445
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,166
‪什么？你竟然叫我半路下车？

1446
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,500
‪你到家了 下车吧

1447
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,083
‪再见

1448
01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:15,916
‪亲爱的 有你在场 我感到…

1449
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,083
‪充满力量和智慧 我感到…

1450
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,125
‪你向来都很有智慧的

1451
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:28,291
‪等一下

1452
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:29,916
‪你干什么？

1453
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,416
‪在我看来 现在不合适

1454
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:35,500
‪在我看来 就是现在了

1455
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,333
‪马泰奥 我们尝试好几个月了

1456
01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:41,041
‪-你是不是不想要孩子了？
‪-怎么会呢？

1457
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,750
‪我一直想要孩子
‪只是这事将来要怎么跟孩子说呢？

1458
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:48,500
‪总不能跟孩子说
‪“你是在餐厅洗手间受孕的” 对吧？

1459
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,291
‪我已经知道接下来会是什么情景了

1460
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:53,458
‪待会儿回到家 你已经喝得醉熏熏
‪一倒在沙发上

1461
01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:57,541
‪-就不想…
‪-不是 我只是觉得现在不合适

1462
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:58,708
‪现在不行

1463
01:18:58,791 --> 01:19:02,041
‪我不能要来劲就来劲 这是行不通的

1464
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:08,541
‪亲爱的 我们还在应酬
‪别搞这种事了 走吧

1465
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,916
‪走吧

1466
01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:12,250
‪我非常喜欢你的作品

1467
01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:15,375
‪既暴力又血腥

1468
01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,375
‪他看了都不敢闭上眼睛睡觉了

1469
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,541
‪亲爱的 你跟他说说

1470
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:21,416
‪是啊

1471
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,041
‪只是读者没想到我会写出这种作品

1472
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,208
‪他们不理解血腥和惊悚小说的定义

1473
01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,291
‪但我理解

1474
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:30,416
‪如今我当上了创意总监 你则成了…

1475
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,208
‪下一个斯蒂芬·金

1476
01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:34,291
‪下一个雪莉·杰克逊

1477
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:36,666
‪雪莉·杰克逊也好 斯蒂芬·金也罢

1478
01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:40,125
‪我已经放弃写这本书了

1479
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:42,333
‪什么？不行

1480
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:44,250
‪千万不要放弃

1481
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:46,000
‪这本书已经引起我的注意了

1482
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,875
‪我也在伦敦找到了一家出版社
‪你尽管放心好了

1483
01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:50,583
‪-伦敦？
‪-对啊

1484
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:54,166
‪有一家伦敦出版社对我的书感兴趣？

1485
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,083
‪对啊

1486
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,208
‪没错

1487
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,000
‪你觉得《埋尸》这个书名如何？

1488
01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,000
‪《埋尸》

1489
01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:02,375
‪我喜欢 搞不好行得通

1490
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:05,416
‪-当然了
‪-对啊

1491
01:20:11,291 --> 01:20:13,166
{\an8}‪对方跟他说预付款是多少时

1492
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,333
‪他喜极而泣

1493
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:19,625
‪不是 吃过晚餐后
‪他直接冲去机场 当时眼中泛泪

1494
01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,416
‪我们大获成功

1495
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,375
‪好的

1496
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:27,041
‪好的 明天见

1497
01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:29,750
‪很不错吧？

1498
01:20:32,166 --> 01:20:34,583
‪我跟他说书名叫什么时
‪你有没有看到他的表情？

1499
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,125
‪他的眼睛闪闪发光

1500
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,125
‪他是黑色小说的佼佼者

1501
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,083
‪写惊悚小说就算了

1502
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:47,000
‪真是个烂主意

1503
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,458
‪谢谢你

1504
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:53,000
‪谢谢你及时阻止我

1505
01:20:53,083 --> 01:20:54,208
‪-我是说真的
‪-我知道

1506
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:55,583
‪不是的

1507
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:59,541
‪我感到有点内疚
‪毕竟这本来是你的职位

1508
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:02,208
‪-怎么说？
‪-真的

1509
01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,958
‪这个职位应该是属于你的

1510
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,708
‪-不是的
‪-是的

1511
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:07,208
‪不是的 你才是…

1512
01:21:07,291 --> 01:21:08,875
‪你才是最适合这个岗位的人选

1513
01:21:09,458 --> 01:21:11,500
‪你一直都比我还要出色

1514
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:14,333
‪一直都是

1515
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,250
‪你脸红了？

1516
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:27,666
‪你脸红了吗？

1517
01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:55,291
‪要不要喝一杯？

1518
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,500
‪可以给我来一瓶苏格兰威士忌吗？

1519
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,125
‪麻烦送到407号房

1520
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,291
‪是 小姐

1521
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,750
‪很少人一当上出版社总编辑

1522
01:22:07,833 --> 01:22:09,750
‪就能表现得这么出色

1523
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:12,250
‪-真的吗？
‪-真的

1524
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,125
‪敬你的

1525
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:27,666
‪你一直忙着工作

1526
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,291
‪连理发都没时间了

1527
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:01,291
‪基娅拉 我在伦敦做了一件傻事

1528
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:04,666
‪什么傻事？

1529
01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:09,750
‪当时开会不顺利 我感到情绪低落

1530
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:12,583
‪于是我去了斯黛拉的客房

1531
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,000
‪我不懂…

1532
01:23:17,083 --> 01:23:18,333
‪斯黛拉？

1533
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:21,000
‪-斯黛拉…
‪-对

1534
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,708
‪我对她没有任何感情

1535
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,625
‪-你们做了吗？
‪-完全没有

1536
01:23:27,708 --> 01:23:29,416
‪真的 我对她没有任何感情

1537
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,041
‪你们到底做了吗？

1538
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,000
‪你们做了

1539
01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:40,708
‪基娅拉 你听我解释

1540
01:23:40,791 --> 01:23:41,791
‪你听我解释…

1541
01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:45,541
‪别这样嘛 对不起

1542
01:23:47,791 --> 01:23:49,000
‪我感觉糟透了

1543
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:50,833
‪这个秘密我不能再隐瞒下去了

1544
01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:53,583
‪我憋在心里难受死了
‪所以必须告诉你

1545
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:57,583
‪-我爱你 你懂的
‪-得了吧

1546
01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:00,000
‪你知道我爱的是你

1547
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:01,375
‪基娅拉

1548
01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:06,416
‪你说句话吧 叫我滚蛋什么的

1549
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,291
‪-你真要我这么做？
‪-是的

1550
01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:11,750
‪我这么做你会好受点吗？

1551
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:16,416
‪-我懂 你说得对
‪-别碰我

1552
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,583
‪别碰我

1553
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:21,375
‪你绝对有理由生气

1554
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:22,833
‪我有三个理由

1555
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,458
‪第一 你背着我偷吃

1556
01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:30,333
‪第二 你连守住秘密的勇气也没有

1557
01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:31,458
‪太难了

1558
01:24:31,541 --> 01:24:32,500
‪太难了

1559
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:34,125
‪第三…

1560
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,916
‪不好意思 我问你一个问题

1561
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:41,291
‪试问有什么事

1562
01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:45,458
‪比带着身怀三甲的妻子
‪去买婴儿用品时

1563
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:47,500
‪跟她说你出轨了还要更糟糕的？

1564
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,458
‪你想得到吗？

1565
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:50,708
‪想不到吧？

1566
01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:52,583
‪这简直糟透了！

1567
01:24:54,291 --> 01:24:55,541
‪你真是个混蛋

1568
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:08,875
{\an8}‪（基娅拉来电）

1569
01:25:10,625 --> 01:25:11,666
‪喂？

1570
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,333
‪喂？

1571
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,125
‪-什么事？
‪-抱歉 我没有你的联络号码

1572
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,416
‪我是艾伯特 基娅拉的男朋友

1573
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,208
‪艾伯特

1574
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:23,666
‪有什么事吗？

1575
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,000
‪你今晚有空吗？

1576
01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:28,083
‪今晚…

1577
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,583
‪暂时没有什么打算 怎么了？

1578
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,541
‪我有个朋友刚从普利亚搬过来

1579
01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:34,041
‪她叫露西亚

1580
01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:36,625
‪很好相处 是个聪明的美女

1581
01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:40,958
‪她今晚会过来我家吃晚餐
‪我想邀请你一起来

1582
01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:46,041
‪好啊 恭敬不如从命

1583
01:25:46,791 --> 01:25:48,791
‪不会吧？正合我意

1584
01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:52,250
‪我让基娅拉跟你聊吧 今晚见

1585
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,166
‪好的 今晚见

1586
01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:03,166
‪不是我的想法

1587
01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:05,958
‪达利欧 这是露西亚
‪露西亚 这是达利欧

1588
01:26:06,041 --> 01:26:07,333
‪-幸会
‪-幸会

1589
01:26:08,625 --> 01:26:10,333
‪我做了虾仁西葫芦意大利面

1590
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:11,416
‪-好吃
‪-那就好

1591
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,833
‪要我把酒放进冰箱里吗？

1592
01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,708
‪-那样再好不过了
‪-我帮你吧

1593
01:26:14,791 --> 01:26:16,125
‪-天啊
‪-好的 谢谢

1594
01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:18,666
‪女主人太好了 你哪里人？

1595
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:20,416
‪-塔兰托
‪-我爸妈来自莱切

1596
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,500
‪-不会吧？这么巧？
‪-同一区

1597
01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:24,416
‪对啊

1598
01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,625
‪-干杯
‪-干杯

1599
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,708
‪为什么干杯？

1600
01:26:31,916 --> 01:26:33,208
‪-为我们干杯
‪-为新朋友干杯

1601
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:34,125
‪说得好

1602
01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:36,458
‪终于上菜了

1603
01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:38,958
‪-告诉我好不好吃
‪-太好吃了

1604
01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:40,458
‪太美味了 好样的

1605
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:42,708
‪-他们刚开了一间海产店
‪-不会吧？

1606
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:46,375
‪-超棒的
‪-超棒的

1607
01:26:57,791 --> 01:27:00,625
‪感谢你为我准备这么美好的夜晚

1608
01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:02,833
‪这是我的荣幸 下次再来吧

1609
01:27:02,916 --> 01:27:04,208
‪-求之不得
‪-再见

1610
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,000
‪-这是你的外套
‪-等等

1611
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:07,125
‪来吧

1612
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:09,125
‪要我送你一程吗？

1613
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:10,750
‪不了 我打算留下来

1614
01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:12,500
‪我在问露西亚

1615
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:15,375
‪-你往哪里去？
‪-你去哪里 我就去哪里

1616
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,375
‪他们很般配

1617
01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:24,458
‪是啊

1618
01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,083
‪我想回家了

1619
01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:28,791
‪为什么？

1620
01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:31,583
‪明早还有很多事要忙呢

1621
01:27:31,666 --> 01:27:33,666
‪回家比较方便

1622
01:27:41,041 --> 01:27:43,000
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

1623
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:48,375
‪怎么了？

1624
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:52,416
‪别跟我说你家的热水锅炉坏了
‪要到我家来借浴室用

1625
01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:54,291
‪够了

1626
01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:58,375
‪我问你一个问题

1627
01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:02,125
‪你一定要说实话 好吗？

1628
01:28:02,208 --> 01:28:03,291
‪好的

1629
01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,041
‪家里有没有其他人？

1630
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,625
‪没有其他人

1631
01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:10,708
‪好吧

1632
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,500
‪那晚…

1633
01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:18,666
‪是

1634
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:19,958
‪在里斯本…

1635
01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:21,041
‪是

1636
01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:24,791
‪你真的是想上厕所尿尿吗？

1637
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:28,375
‪不是

1638
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,625
‪乖！

1639
01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:49,125
‪好样的！

1640
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:51,375
‪乖 阿姨 可以过来一下吗？

1641
01:28:52,375 --> 01:28:54,208
‪我去切蛋糕

1642
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:55,666
‪-我去帮你吧
‪-马上回来

1643
01:28:55,750 --> 01:28:56,875
‪别哭了

1644
01:29:02,083 --> 01:29:05,583
‪来吧 刀和该有的都有了

1645
01:29:08,458 --> 01:29:09,875
‪你看到他们吗？

1646
01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:11,791
‪谁啊？

1647
01:29:12,291 --> 01:29:14,250
‪还用问吗？我是指达利欧和基娅拉

1648
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,583
‪-对
‪-他们是不是表现得怪怪的？

1649
01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:20,000
‪还好吧

1650
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,125
‪你还好吗？你看起来好像有点不开心

1651
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:29,208
‪只是在烦工作上的事

1652
01:29:29,708 --> 01:29:32,166
‪怎么了？伦敦的会议不顺利吗？

1653
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:36,125
‪我知道你为那本惊悚小说的事
‪感到沮丧

1654
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:38,416
‪但说真的 写惊悚题材他真的不行

1655
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,583
‪他写的黑色小说倒是经典

1656
01:29:41,541 --> 01:29:42,458
‪你说得对

1657
01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:44,125
‪-蛋糕切好了
‪-好的

1658
01:29:45,041 --> 01:29:47,916
‪我有件事要告诉你

1659
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,166
‪我已经知道了

1660
01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:54,708
‪怎么说？

1661
01:29:54,791 --> 01:29:55,958
‪我看到了那些短信

1662
01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:57,500
‪你看过我的手机？

1663
01:30:00,041 --> 01:30:01,708
‪你背着我偷吃

1664
01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:07,541
‪对啊 我都看到了

1665
01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:10,041
‪你说你依然深爱你的妻子

1666
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,791
‪那是一个大错什么的

1667
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:15,500
‪对不起

1668
01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:17,541
‪有点老套 但挺可爱的

1669
01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:23,250
‪我是个混蛋

1670
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,250
‪没错 你是个混蛋

1671
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:26,875
‪只是…

1672
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:29,583
‪你有必要选在儿子生日这天
‪跟我说吗？

1673
01:30:29,666 --> 01:30:30,625
‪我怎么知道呢？

1674
01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:33,875
‪这种事什么时候说都不合适

1675
01:30:34,375 --> 01:30:36,833
‪总之我是个混蛋

1676
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,916
‪对了

1677
01:30:47,541 --> 01:30:49,458
‪我又怀孕了

1678
01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:56,000
‪如果是个女孩

1679
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:58,458
‪你打算给她取什么名字？

1680
01:30:58,958 --> 01:31:00,041
‪对不起

1681
01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:14,250
‪你真的很伤我的心

1682
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,291
‪对不起

1683
01:31:17,541 --> 01:31:18,875
‪你的确是个混蛋

1684
01:31:24,625 --> 01:31:26,500
‪蛋糕来了

1685
01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:33,041
‪-亲爱的 出去吧
‪-过来

1686
01:31:35,833 --> 01:31:38,500
‪我真的很对不起你

1687
01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:40,916
‪对不起

1688
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:49,208
‪莎拉 赶紧送我去医院！

1689
01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:51,583
‪放开我的手！

1690
01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:55,166
‪我为什么要出门呢？

1691
01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:57,583
‪-救命啊
‪-没事的

1692
01:31:57,666 --> 01:32:00,750
‪-手机在你身上吗？
‪-羊水破了

1693
01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:02,833
‪天啊！

1694
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:04,041
‪没事的！

1695
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,333
‪没事的 我的侄女快出生了

1696
01:32:06,416 --> 01:32:10,166
‪你侄女的头肯定很大！

1697
01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,875
‪嗨 卢卡

1698
01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:22,208
‪-嗨
‪-怎么了？

1699
01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:23,500
‪发生了什么事？

1700
01:32:24,083 --> 01:32:26,750
‪她羊水破了 当时正坐在莎拉车上

1701
01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,250
‪我们是冲着来医院的

1702
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:30,125
‪一切还好吧？

1703
01:32:30,208 --> 01:32:31,833
‪-我怎么知道？
‪-怎么…

1704
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,541
‪我怎么知道？我没怀过孕

1705
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,041
‪这是好事

1706
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:38,208
‪我只知道她叫得很响亮 非常响亮

1707
01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:41,166
‪-基娅拉呢？
‪-在里面

1708
01:32:41,666 --> 01:32:42,708
‪马泰奥也在里面吗？

1709
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:44,625
‪没有

1710
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:45,708
‪没有吗？

1711
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:49,083
‪就因为伦敦的事吗？

1712
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:52,208
‪-他女儿…
‪-我不知道

1713
01:32:52,291 --> 01:32:53,916
‪-基娅拉跟谁交往？
‪-现在吗？

1714
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,583
‪-她现在跟谁交往？
‪-莎拉和…

1715
01:33:06,208 --> 01:33:07,458
‪嗨

1716
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:10,375
‪你怎么会在这里？

1717
01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:12,916
‪我两星期前回来了

1718
01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:18,083
‪你知道吗？

1719
01:33:22,166 --> 01:33:23,166
‪我马上打给马泰奥

1720
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:26,291
‪-不要 她说…
‪-让他去吧

1721
01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:28,375
‪我还是管好自己的事吧

1722
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,958
‪-她怎么样了？
‪-没有进展

1723
01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:33,916
‪宫缩速度还是很慢

1724
01:33:34,416 --> 01:33:37,583
‪说真的 我刚刚差点心脏病发作

1725
01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:39,916
‪-亲爱的
‪-我要去透透气

1726
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:40,833
‪好啊

1727
01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:43,000
‪一切安好

1728
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,500
‪放心吧

1729
01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:47,500
‪快点 医院见

1730
01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:51,000
‪对 我在医院 待会儿见

1731
01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:54,291
‪他怎么说？

1732
01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:58,041
‪他立刻赶过来了

1733
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:04,125
‪我还是进去吧

1734
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,083
‪你呢？

1735
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,500
‪我在这里等他

1736
01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:40,208
‪这几个月没有你真的很难熬

1737
01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:42,875
‪虽然我们分手了

1738
01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:48,875
‪可是每次有人问我是不是单身
‪我都说我有男朋友了

1739
01:34:50,041 --> 01:34:52,833
‪我很想打给你

1740
01:34:52,916 --> 01:34:55,791
‪可是我也希望你打给我

1741
01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,083
‪结果你没有

1742
01:34:58,625 --> 01:35:01,375
‪我一天比一天更想你

1743
01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:07,333
‪最后我说服自己相信你已经不爱我了

1744
01:35:09,166 --> 01:35:10,958
‪那是不可能的 你懂的

1745
01:35:11,541 --> 01:35:13,791
‪这怎么说得过去？

1746
01:35:16,333 --> 01:35:19,666
‪你上机后就再也没给我发短信了

1747
01:35:20,666 --> 01:35:23,000
‪没错 但那并不表示…

1748
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,291
‪那并不表示我不爱你了

1749
01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:31,666
‪那你为什么不打给我？

1750
01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:34,416
‪是因为放不下尊严吗？

1751
01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:37,416
‪不是 原因跟你回来两星期了

1752
01:35:37,500 --> 01:35:41,541
‪却没告诉我一声一样

1753
01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:45,250
‪无论如何 是我不对 对不起

1754
01:35:47,541 --> 01:35:48,708
‪什么？

1755
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,916
‪如今你比我成熟了 是吗？

1756
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,750
‪毕竟你比我先道歉 气死我了

1757
01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:08,625
‪基娅拉呢？

1758
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,166
‪嗨！

1759
01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,208
‪怎么样了？

1760
01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:30,333
‪宝宝重达3.8公斤

1761
01:36:33,416 --> 01:36:35,666
‪是个大宝宝！

1762
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:37,916
‪-长头发了吗？
‪-长了

1763
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,375
‪-天啊
‪-比她叔叔多吗？

1764
01:36:39,458 --> 01:36:41,333
‪-闭嘴！
‪-比她叔叔多

1765
01:36:42,416 --> 01:36:44,208
‪-可以去看宝宝了吗？
‪-天啊

1766
01:37:15,875 --> 01:37:17,291
‪这真是个有趣的游戏

1767
01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:19,750
‪可惜他跟你们说的故事

1768
01:37:19,833 --> 01:37:20,791
‪有一半从没发生过

1769
01:37:20,875 --> 01:37:22,958
‪又来了？真是的

1770
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:25,541
‪-你们还在交往吗？
‪-坚持不了多久了

1771
01:37:25,625 --> 01:37:27,750
‪我都说了 灵魂伴侣论不重要

1772
01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:28,708
‪听你这么说

1773
01:37:28,791 --> 01:37:29,958
‪你的意思是

1774
01:37:30,041 --> 01:37:31,750
‪任何人都可以成为一对

1775
01:37:31,833 --> 01:37:33,125
‪当然不是

1776
01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:36,000
‪我并不是指合不合适不重要

1777
01:37:37,541 --> 01:37:38,583
‪好吧 你听我说

1778
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:40,416
‪我们再谈谈苹果论

1779
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:42,750
‪这个比喻手法不错

1780
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:45,041
‪-好啊
‪-听我说

1781
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:47,291
‪假设我是半个苹果…

1782
01:37:47,375 --> 01:37:50,208
‪假设我是半个圆润的红苹果

1783
01:37:50,291 --> 01:37:53,791
‪配上半个椭圆形的青苹果就不好看了

1784
01:37:53,875 --> 01:37:57,166
‪可是如果我找到
‪半个跟我一样圆润的红苹果

1785
01:37:57,250 --> 01:38:00,916
‪就算它坏了 就算颜色深浅不同

1786
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,208
‪我还是愿意跟她在一起

1787
01:38:02,291 --> 01:38:03,333
‪也许交往久了

1788
01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:08,125
‪我的颜色深浅度也会变
‪她也会尝试改变她的颜色深浅度

1789
01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:11,500
‪过程很累 也不完美 但还是行得通

1790
01:38:11,583 --> 01:38:15,541
‪我懂了 重点不是找到你的灵魂伴侣

1791
01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:17,541
‪而是去找一个灵魂伴侣

1792
01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:20,250
‪没错 是另一半让我们变得完整

1793
01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,375
‪你不觉得这个说法很悲观吗？

1794
01:38:22,458 --> 01:38:24,250
‪我们可以跟一个人在一起

1795
01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:27,250
‪也可以跟另一个人在一起

1796
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:29,000
‪当然不会！

1797
01:38:29,083 --> 01:38:31,666
‪人在感情中都会改变

1798
01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:34,750
‪其他人的意见都不存在了

1799
01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:39,041
‪如果我小时候搬去波士顿

1800
01:38:39,125 --> 01:38:41,208
‪我就不会是同一个人了

1801
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:44,083
‪我就是另一个人了 对吧？

1802
01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:47,250
‪所以我们才不打算告诉你
‪马泰奥的妻子是谁

1803
01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:48,416
‪你现在懂了吗？

1804
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:50,541
‪我们一辈子都在问

1805
01:38:50,625 --> 01:38:53,208
‪“如果我当初那么做 现在就…”

1806
01:38:53,291 --> 01:38:55,500
‪那就先不告诉我们吧

1807
01:38:55,583 --> 01:38:56,500
‪好啊

1808
01:38:56,583 --> 01:38:57,708
‪总之…

1809
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,916
‪-没那么简单
‪-怎么说？

1810
01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:03,375
‪他们到了

1811
01:39:03,458 --> 01:39:04,791
‪-不会吧？
‪-那几个主角吗？

1812
01:39:04,875 --> 01:39:06,583
‪我渐渐习惯这种猜谜游戏了

1813
01:39:07,416 --> 01:39:08,250
‪难道…

1814
01:39:08,791 --> 01:39:10,500
‪-嗨 我是费德丽卡
‪-嗨 我是达利欧

1815
01:39:10,583 --> 01:39:11,583
‪幸会

1816
01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:38,166
{\an8}‪（谨以此片献给妈妈）

1817
01:44:15,541 --> 01:44:19,583
‪字幕翻译：张庆龄