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‪達里歐，好兄弟？

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‪記住，你和太太週五要來吃晚餐

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‪-到我和莎拉的家
‪-好

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‪別忘了，也別遲到

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‪當然，我們會帶酒去

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‪琪雅拉，妳去哪裡了？

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‪下週五在我們家吃晚餐，好嗎？

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‪抱歉，我在健身房，我們會到的！

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‪馬特歐？

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‪星期五你和太太要來吃晚餐
‪記得嗎？

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‪當然，我會去的

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‪我要帶酒去嗎？

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‪茱莉亞，下週五晚餐，計畫不變哦

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‪莎拉，算我一個

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‪你真的相信這種蠢事嗎？

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‪你和莎拉是活生生的證據

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‪法蘭切斯科，你在說什麼？

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‪-靈魂伴侶的概念？
‪-對

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‪你認識多少對夫妻
‪從高中就在一起，超過20年了？

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‪好吧，但是…

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‪如果我八歲時

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‪我爸媽決定搬去波士頓呢？

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‪-波士頓？
‪-對，去波士頓

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‪你以為我不會結婚嗎？

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‪我會過著悲哀、孤單的生活

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‪因為我的靈魂伴侶住在羅馬？

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‪那麼你就不會認識莎拉了

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‪你在波士頓念高中時

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‪會遇到一個人，到現在還和她在一起

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‪我們又不會知道

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‪整個概念太荒謬了

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‪你認為世界上某個地方
‪有個人能讓我們完整

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‪這太荒謬了

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‪荒謬？柏拉圖在《會飲篇》就寫過了

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‪蘋果，當然了

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‪重點不是蘋果，比蘋果更複雜

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‪很久以前，人類是完美的

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‪好

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‪-眾神很嫉妒，所以祂們…
‪-把人類切成兩半

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‪從那之後，我們一直在找另一半

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‪對，我記得很清楚

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‪胡說八道

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‪-真美
‪-什麼？

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‪-雌雄同體的神話
‪-好沉重

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‪-什麼？很美啊
‪-高等對話

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‪重要的對話，靈魂伴侶…

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‪-我相信這個
‪-好浪漫

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‪是否該在15分鐘後啟動烤爐？

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‪當然了，老大

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‪我知道這很矛盾
‪但你們兩個在一起這麼久了

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‪我感覺你們都把感情視為理所當然的

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‪-聽聽他說的！
‪-哇！

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‪-你把我當成理所當然的！
‪-不，才沒有

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‪我沒說你視她為理所當然
‪但你跟別人在一起過嗎？

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‪-怎樣？
‪-這個…

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‪-你有嗎？
‪-沒有認真交往的

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‪不，沒錯

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‪我在費德莉卡之前
‪確實有過幾段認真的交往

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‪-什麼？
‪-然後我遇到她…

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‪轉得很好

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‪-我心想：“就是她了”
‪-親愛的…

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‪-我的靈魂伴侶
‪-親愛的

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‪我說服你了嗎？

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‪-可能沒有
‪-不…

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‪-一點也沒有？
‪-不

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‪你們的感情很好，我不否認這一點

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‪只是…

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‪你是在想…

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‪你想要…

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‪我們該告訴他們嗎？

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‪-說吧
‪-我講個故事給你們聽

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‪聽完再告訴我，你是否相信靈魂伴侶

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‪-好，說來聽聽
‪-同意嗎？

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‪-好
‪-大約兩年前

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‪莎拉和我剛結婚

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‪買下這間房子

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‪我們在這裡安排了盛大的午餐

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‪-和四個朋友
‪-對

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‪我邀請了兩位女性朋友

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‪路卡邀請了兩個男性朋友

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‪我們到了

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‪別介意這裡一團亂
‪我們兩天前才拿到鑰匙

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‪妳該看看我家的

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‪-我住在這裡五年了
‪-你們好！

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‪提早十分鐘到，真是不可思議！

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‪我叫他們提早半小時到

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‪-給你的
‪-真好

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‪-他很開心
‪-還有這個

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‪好棒的陽台
‪抱歉我喘不過氣來，好多樓梯

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‪可以帶我們參觀一下嗎？

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‪不，晚點再說吧

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‪我們時間不多了

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‪-怎麼了？
‪-親愛的，拜託

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‪-我知道，我答應過妳
‪-什麼事？

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‪兩位，關於莎拉的朋友
‪幾件事先說一下

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‪她們很正嗎？

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‪-所以要我們提早過來？
‪-還是…

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‪你們還遲到半小時，真可恥

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‪-你們在婚禮上見過她們
‪-好

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‪-嗨！
‪-嗨！

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‪先說茱莉亞吧

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‪她是數學家

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‪妳帶了什麼？

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‪醒酒器，妳呢？

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‪一盞燈

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‪她在財務模型公司上班

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‪-對吧？
‪-對

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‪她跟我解釋好多次工作的性質

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‪她是長頭髮那個

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‪不！那是琪雅拉

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‪茱莉亞的頭髮比較短，有點波浪

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‪你懂嗎？

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‪她不是你想的那種女孩

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‪“她肯定有統計和金融的學位”

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‪不，我的意思是說…

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‪她是…

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‪她很有自信、很聰明

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‪你一開始會覺得她有點自大

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‪彷彿她一看到你，就覺得你是白痴

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‪-很好
‪-但她很性感

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‪另一個呢？

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‪這是我們都…

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‪-需要的
‪-對

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‪另一個完全相反

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‪-她很笨嗎？
‪-才不是

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‪我們一起念大學的，她是麻醉師

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‪這也不代表什麼

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‪她是磁鐵

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‪總是有一堆人包圍著她

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‪她跟某人一分手，然後…

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‪-那為何說她完全相反？
‪-因為…

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‪因為她善解人意、有愛心
‪她就像一道陽光

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‪她看起來就像鄰家女孩

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‪但她知道自己要什麼

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‪而且她也很正

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‪這是好事

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‪很好

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‪是門鈴在響嗎？我去開

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‪-我跟妳一起去
‪-不！

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‪-你瘋了嗎？
‪-搞什麼…

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‪-怎樣…
‪-可惡！

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‪我確實要你們下午1點就過來

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‪半小時的簡報也太多了

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‪記住，琪雅拉，深色長髮

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‪長長的黑髮

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‪為什麼他得到琪雅拉？

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‪我懂，你和莎拉說

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‪“馬特歐是溫柔體貼
‪眼鏡放在襯衫口袋的那個”

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‪這說得通

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‪“他得到甜美的女孩”

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‪“我們把有侵略性的女孩交給律師

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‪他知道怎麼應付的”

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‪他當然知道

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‪抱歉

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‪你們以為我們是誰啊？

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‪莎拉和我是新婚夫婦

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‪你們真以為我們成天沒事做
‪在替我們的朋友作媒嗎？

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‪不是

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‪只是一起吃午餐…

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‪和四名單身的朋友

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‪-真巧
‪-當然

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‪好吧，在婚禮過後

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‪我們覺得：“應該讓他們認識一下”

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‪聽著…

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‪你不該說的話是什麼？

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‪我不該告訴你們，我們認為誰適合誰

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‪當然，誠實是…

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‪誠實是婚姻的基礎…

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‪-絕對是
‪-維持婚姻的基礎

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‪所以你認為莎拉

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‪沒有告訴她的朋友
‪關於我們兩個的事？

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‪不，當然沒有

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‪你怎麼知道？

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‪真好，婚姻從一個謊言開始
‪其實是兩個

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‪她們來了，拜託一下

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‪到了，她們來了！

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‪-嗨！
‪-女士們！

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‪-妳好嗎？
‪-嗨

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‪謝謝

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‪-真好
‪-你們好

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‪-嗯…
‪-所以…

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‪達里歐和馬特歐

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‪琪雅拉和茱莉亞

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪-啤酒？
‪-好，謝謝

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‪-你還好嗎？
‪-很好

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‪-茱莉亞？
‪-謝謝

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‪-抱歉，我無意要…
‪-沒事的

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‪親愛的，也給我一杯好嗎？

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‪我可以來一杯

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‪-給妳，親愛的
‪-謝謝

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‪他們都有啤酒了嗎？

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‪…我想要更好的生活品質

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‪披薩來了！

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{\an8}‪敬這頓美妙的晚餐！

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‪-可愛的朋友，我要往那邊走
‪-再見！

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‪我再打給妳

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‪-那我呢？不打嗎？
‪-不了

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‪不

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‪安全帽在這裡

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‪-再見
‪-再見

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‪我們走

205
00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,625
‪我們走

206
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,833
‪“我們才剛回家
‪就已經在上社群媒體

207
00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,708
‪好像兩個青少年一樣？”

208
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,291
‪“我們是青…”，我們真糟糕！

209
00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,666
‪用複數，我們

210
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,166
‪“我能問妳一件事嗎？”

211
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,875
‪“這是蛋白霜嗎？”

212
00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:01,833
‪（是！）

213
00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:03,916
‪“恐怖！”

214
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,250
‪看起來好像我在逗她

215
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,916
‪但我承認我看過她的個人資料了

216
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:17,458
‪她也承認她看過我的照片

217
00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:20,125
‪看吧？她超專業的

218
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,250
‪所以…

219
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:25,916
‪我要把我的電話號碼給她，等著瞧

220
00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:30,208
‪不，我不要她的電話
‪她已經有我的了

221
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,583
‪發球權在她手上

222
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,833
‪由她主動出擊

223
00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,166
‪不是我

224
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,916
‪是她，不是我

225
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,000
‪史黛拉，妳看過
‪《吸引女性的複雜指南》嗎？

226
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,625
‪看過，而且賣得很好

227
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,375
‪誰會想到呢？

228
00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:49,291
‪聽著…

229
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,833
‪書上有沒有說要等多久

230
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,916
‪才能打給剛認識的女孩？

231
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,708
‪馬特歐

232
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,041
‪我真的受寵若驚

233
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,791
‪你竟然會重視我的女性意見

234
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,833
‪我一直都很重視的

235
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,166
‪帥哥隨時都可以打給女人
‪即使只過了半小時

236
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,833
‪-那我呢？
‪-你…

237
00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:13,125
‪我建議等兩個月

238
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,208
‪妳好壞

239
00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:19,041
‪-真的
‪-我知道

240
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:23,500
‪像你這樣的男人
‪什麼時候會讀這種書了？

241
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,125
‪你也會看星座運勢嗎？

242
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,458
‪反正至少等24小時

243
00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,833
‪但是別打給她

244
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,666
‪-不然呢？
‪-傳簡訊給她

245
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,125
‪大家都是這樣做的

246
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,333
‪只有遜咖才會真的打電話

247
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:37,625
‪24小時？

248
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,000
‪真瘋狂，這實在不合理

249
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,833
‪（早上10點23分，馬特歐的筆電）

250
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,916
‪（下午6點30分）

251
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,000
‪喂？

252
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,583
‪喂？

253
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,416
‪我是馬特歐

254
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,000
‪路卡的朋友

255
00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,750
‪嗨

256
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:00,875
‪你好嗎？

257
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,250
‪我很好，謝謝

258
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,166
‪我在想會不會太快了

259
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,791
‪什麼太快了？

260
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,958
‪是這樣的，男人要等多久

261
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,208
‪才能打電話給剛認識的女孩？

262
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,625
‪有這樣一本書

263
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,166
‪書上說…
‪我是說，這不是我的主要參考

264
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,250
‪但書上說…

265
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,458
‪喂？

266
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:23,833
‪我同事說，有些人可以馬上打電話
‪但是我…

267
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:27,500
‪喂？

268
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,083
‪-喂？
‪-喂？

269
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,583
‪抱歉，我進了電梯，電話斷訊了

270
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,000
‪不，我還以為…

271
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,833
‪我還以為我的笑話太爛了
‪妳掛我電話

272
00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,125
‪所以不是…

273
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,625
‪你的笑話是很爛

274
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,000
‪那算是我的…

275
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,500
‪該怎麼說呢…

276
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,416
‪我的策略

277
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,458
‪對，就是這樣

278
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:06,958
‪裝可憐嗎？

279
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,958
‪妳這是低估了

280
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:13,041
‪可憐和可愛之間的薄弱界線

281
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,916
‪一旦你讓女孩子可憐你了

282
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:17,958
‪會發生什麼事？

283
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,708
‪理論上來說，她會答應一起吃晚餐

284
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,291
‪還是理論上哦…

285
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,458
‪理論上會是什麼時候呢？

286
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,208
‪明天晚上？

287
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,958
‪理論上的地點呢？

288
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,708
‪我知道一個很棒的地方

289
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,750
‪好…

290
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,125
‪非常安靜

291
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,333
‪好…

292
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,916
‪有一點點路程

293
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,333
‪-很好
‪-好，再見

294
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,708
‪明天見

295
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,458
‪（達里歐）

296
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,166
‪（我挑戰你）

297
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,666
‪她要挑戰我

298
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,000
‪（愛）

299
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,541
‪我看看

300
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,708
‪一點麵粉

301
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,208
‪完美

302
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:31,083
‪很完美吧？

303
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,750
‪現在拍照

304
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,583
‪好了

305
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:38,916
‪現在…

306
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,541
‪（世界上最困難的事）

307
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,916
‪然後我們傳給茱莉亞

308
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:47,125
‪給我一個機會

309
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:55,875
‪不，拜託

310
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,416
‪對，從甜點店買蛋白霜回來很困難

311
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,791
‪不…

312
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,375
‪真是白癡！

313
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,250
‪不

314
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,541
‪（我是白癡）

315
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,750
‪我不是故意要毀了你的自尊心

316
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,208
‪自尊整個掃地了，但是…

317
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:28,500
‪妳可以補償我，接受我的晚餐邀約

318
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,916
‪看看她怎麼說

319
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
‪“好吧！”

320
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,458
‪誰才是老大？我還是你？

321
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,916
‪誰才是老大？我還是你？

322
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:49,791
‪我們有婚宴
‪抱歉，我真的沒辦法，再見

323
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,375
‪晚安，兩人的桌位？

324
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,083
‪-好
‪-預約的名字？

325
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,958
‪羅西，羅西先生

326
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,500
‪還有羅西太太

327
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,666
‪-你沒訂位嗎？
‪-不，我以為我不需要

328
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:03,833
‪算了，走吧

329
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,500
‪你可以推薦附近的餐廳嗎？

330
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,416
‪這附近沒什麼餐廳

331
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,541
‪這就是這裡的優點，非常僻靜…

332
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,625
‪-我真是白癡
‪-沒關係，走吧

333
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,375
‪歡迎光臨

334
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,500
‪你們一定是從坎波巴索來的表親

335
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,041
‪-不是
‪-不是

336
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,583
‪我們不是客人，我們本來想吃晚餐…

337
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,958
‪你們打扮得真美
‪今天是你們的紀念日嗎？

338
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,708
‪不，第一次約會，可能是最後一次了

339
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,791
‪第一次約會？我不敢相信

340
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,791
‪我們第一次約會也是在這裡

341
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,250
‪這個機率有多少？這是命中注定！

342
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,875
‪或許你們也會在這裡結婚

343
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,541
‪這個地方真幸運

344
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,458
‪恭喜妳

345
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,166
‪-我們走吧
‪-不，等等！

346
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,500
‪-你們要去哪裡？
‪-可遠了

347
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,000
‪我們再去找家餐廳

348
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,833
‪不行，你們大老遠來了

349
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,375
‪你們可以留下來，作為我們的客人

350
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,416
‪我是認真的，我們在慶祝愛情

351
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,208
‪我從沒見過這些表親…

352
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,875
‪永遠不要反駁新娘
‪上面寫著“羅西先生”

353
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,125
‪給我們的朋友大大的祝福

354
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:02,291
‪各位女士先生，大衛和蕾貝卡！

355
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,625
‪你的狗叫什麼名字？

356
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,208
‪我們走

357
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,041
‪“我們走”？

358
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,750
‪對，假設妳養了一隻叫娜娜的狗

359
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,041
‪然後你跟牠說：“我們走，娜娜”

360
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,583
‪“我們走”比較快

361
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,666
‪不是嗎？

362
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,416
‪我真害怕你會給你的長子
‪取什麼名字

363
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,333
‪妳有沒有…養狗還是養貓？

364
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,958
‪魚？無尾熊？

365
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,666
‪沒有，我…

366
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,291
‪聽著

367
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,416
‪我可以直白的問你一件事嗎？

368
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,083
‪你不覺得這樣很無聊嗎？

369
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,541
‪“這樣”是指什麼？

370
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,333
‪你傳簡訊給我，我回簡訊給你

371
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,791
‪你把電話號碼給我，但我沒有給你

372
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,125
‪我傳訊息給你，你回傳訊息

373
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,541
‪我們兩個都非常努力，想要…

374
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,500
‪風趣、可愛、別太煩人

375
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,458
‪如果你認識一個人
‪換個說法會不會比較簡單

376
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:35,083
‪“我喜歡你，你看起來不像連環殺手
‪我們上床吧”

377
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,250
‪如果為了約到女孩

378
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,708
‪還要去學做蛋白霜

379
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,208
‪那麼這個制度肯定壞了

380
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,833
‪不過如果你要找人結婚
‪那就不一樣了

381
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:52,333
‪我們可以整晚聊貓貓狗狗

382
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,666
‪無尾熊…

383
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,875
‪但是你和我…

384
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,250
‪直接去我家開幹
‪看一集《怪奇物語》

385
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,208
‪然後睡覺，不是比較快嗎？

386
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,041
‪麻煩買單

387
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,666
‪如果你沒看過，你可以留下來

388
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,875
‪妳看到哪一集了？

389
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,625
‪第三季第一集

390
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,041
‪我看過了

391
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,916
‪很棒

392
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,291
‪反正是隨興的

393
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,583
‪是嗎？

394
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,583
‪-晚安
‪-再見

395
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,125
‪達里歐？

396
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,291
‪拜託打電話給我

397
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,125
‪真是個混蛋

398
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,041
‪所以…

399
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,916
‪-達里歐…
‪-和茱莉亞

400
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,833
‪-琪雅拉
‪-和馬特歐

401
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,083
‪-茱莉亞？
‪-謝謝

402
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,375
‪我們的觀點有點不同

403
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,125
‪她覺得你比較適合

404
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,125
‪琪雅拉，長髮的麻醉師

405
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,458
‪你比較適合茱莉亞，搖滾的數學家

406
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,583
‪她說個性相反的會互相吸引
‪但我覺得…

407
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,291
‪但我覺得志同道合才在一起

408
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,000
‪沒錯，把桌子併起來吧

409
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,583
‪好了

410
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,625
‪敬這頓美好的晚餐！

411
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,666
‪可愛的朋友，我要往那邊走

412
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,041
‪-再見
‪-再見

413
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:59,333
‪反正至少等24小時，但是別打給她

414
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,208
‪-不然呢？
‪-傳簡訊給她

415
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:05,083
‪大家都是這樣做的
‪只有遜咖才會真的打電話

416
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,166
‪真的，24小時？

417
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,541
‪真瘋狂，這實在不合理

418
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,208
‪（上午10點23分）

419
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,083
‪-太瘋狂了
‪-所以呢？

420
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,625
‪還有多久？

421
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,750
‪（下午5點53分）

422
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,125
‪37分鐘

423
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,708
‪你真的在倒數計時嗎？

424
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,291
‪馬特歐，如果你想打給她，就打啊

425
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,958
‪不，聽著…

426
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:28,166
‪我可以等等

427
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,000
‪我去樓下喝杯咖啡

428
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,375
‪咖啡

429
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,041
‪-再見，咖啡
‪-再見

430
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,416
‪大家再見，明天見

431
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:04,500
‪茱莉亞？

432
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,791
‪-馬特歐！
‪-嘿！

433
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:12,125
‪我沒想到會在這裡見到妳

434
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:14,333
‪你以為我不會看書嗎？

435
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:17,500
‪不，只是…我在這裡工作

436
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,083
‪顧問公司在樓上

437
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,666
‪我下來喝杯咖啡

438
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,041
‪妳在做什麼？

439
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,875
‪答應我你不會太得意？

440
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,208
‪我盡量

441
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:29,916
‪（《4321》，保羅奧斯特）

442
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,666
‪不會吧！妳聽了我的建議！

443
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,416
‪我當然會洋洋得意

444
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,583
‪這本書讓你滔滔不絕談了一小時

445
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,791
‪-我都聽煩了
‪-很好

446
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:43,583
‪現在…我在找輕一點的

447
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,916
‪內容和重量都輕一點的

448
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,625
‪食譜書？

449
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,708
‪不是

450
00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:51,250
‪如果你能建議一些…

451
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,500
‪我們逛一逛，看看能找到什麼

452
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,541
‪-有何不可？
‪-來吧

453
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:58,750
‪這邊

454
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,500
‪我感到內疚

455
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,541
‪為什麼？

456
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,833
‪我讓妳花一大筆錢

457
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,083
‪你可以抽佣嗎？

458
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,291
‪真希望可以！不，我沒有

459
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,750
‪要不要我付一半的錢？

460
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,750
‪-別傻了
‪-不，真的…

461
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,083
‪我覺得我必須付，妳買了幾本？

462
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,958
‪二、四、六、八…

463
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:26,083
‪這三本我付錢，這樣是25%

464
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,208
‪對，25%

465
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,958
‪或者你可以帶我去吃晚餐

466
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,291
‪好啊

467
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,875
‪-妳是怎麼開車的！
‪-天啊，對不起

468
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,166
‪對不起！

469
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:51,875
‪他突然跳出來了

470
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,500
‪我從停車場正要倒車出來…

471
00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:58,291
‪沒關係，重要的是

472
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,125
‪那傢伙沒有受傷

473
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,250
‪不，他沒有

474
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,166
‪但他的機車被撞凹了，我的車子也是

475
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,666
‪我幾乎不開車的

476
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,875
‪這真的不是我的領域，但是…

477
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,333
‪這叫交通優先權

478
00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:16,541
‪大概會被歸類為助成過失

479
00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:19,250
‪我會從保險公司拿到報告

480
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,291
‪謝謝

481
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,125
‪抱歉耽誤你到這麼晚

482
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,291
‪我不知道還能打給誰

483
00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:29,208
‪茱莉亞有你的電話，所以…

484
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,875
‪沒關係的

485
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,708
‪真的，不過…

486
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:37,458
‪現在很晚了，但是…

487
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,500
‪妳想去吃點東西嗎？

488
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,375
‪好

489
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,500
‪我去拿外套

490
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,458
‪好

491
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,333
‪-馬上回來
‪-好

492
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,666
‪很不錯的公寓，這一區很安靜

493
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,166
‪但是鄰居…

494
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,333
‪鄰居怎麼了？

495
00:25:56,833 --> 00:26:02,333
‪我入住的第一天晚上
‪我上床睡覺，猜猜怎麼著？

496
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:04,166
‪我聽到貝多芬

497
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:06,291
‪突然就冒出來

498
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,500
‪好，貝多芬

499
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:10,041
‪隔天晚上，又來了

500
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,916
‪更多的貝多芬，盡情放送

501
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:20,916
‪所以我決定上樓按門鈴

502
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,291
‪我按了

503
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,375
‪-猜猜誰來開門
‪-誰？

504
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:28,875
‪一對80多歲的老夫妻，結婚70年了

505
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,750
‪等等，他們幾歲結婚…

506
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,958
‪對，這不管

507
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,500
‪他們的生活比我精彩多了

508
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,000
‪好，但是…

509
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:41,000
‪這樣很好啊，80多歲還有性生活

510
00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,125
‪我真的很替他們開心

511
00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:46,708
‪然後我回到我的公寓，孤單一人

512
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,041
‪我覺得有些難過

513
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:51,041
‪我開始想到這兩個80歲老人家

514
00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:55,750
‪然後我孤身在家，只有貓咪陪伴

515
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,666
‪我開始有壓力

516
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,250
‪-妳養貓？
‪-對

517
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:01,208
‪-牠叫什麼名字？
‪-雷納多

518
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,583
‪-很棒的名字
‪-雷納多，沒錯

519
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,041
‪-晚安
‪-嗨

520
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,875
‪妳看起來真美

521
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,625
‪我讀了《二十年後》

522
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,666
‪然後呢？來吧，告訴我

523
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,500
‪那是什麼表情？妳不喜歡嗎？

524
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:25,666
‪我給一本書最多50頁的機會

525
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,833
‪如果不能吸引我，我會直接跳到最後

526
00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:32,000
‪妳從昨天開始，就讀50頁了？

527
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,625
‪對，怎麼，你看書很慢嗎？

528
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:37,708
‪顯然是，但是…

529
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,583
‪我很會挑餐廳

530
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:42,041
‪我要帶妳去一個很棒的地方

531
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,833
‪有點遠，妳可以看到星星

532
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:47,958
‪你預約幾點的？

533
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,458
‪我沒有預約

534
00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:51,666
‪餐廳一直有空位，何必呢？

535
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:54,250
‪-距離多遠？
‪-大概一小時

536
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,625
‪差不多

537
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:59,083
‪打個電話吧，如果今天沒開呢？

538
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,166
‪怎麼會？

539
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,250
‪他們一向有開的

540
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:06,708
‪我們要成為那種事先打電話的人嗎？
‪好吧，那就…

541
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:08,375
‪妳以為我不會打電話？

542
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:09,958
‪不，但是…

543
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,041
‪我看起來像是…
‪我完全可以事先打電話的

544
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,750
‪好，我來打

545
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:21,708
‪-只是敬酒而已，我還沒吃東西
‪-喂？

546
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,125
‪晚安，我們可以訂兩人桌嗎？

547
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,583
‪我們有婚宴

548
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,708
‪抱歉，但訂位已滿

549
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:29,916
‪再見

550
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,500
‪他們沒開嗎？

551
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,250
‪不，他們有婚宴

552
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:41,625
‪好，妳是個千里眼
‪他們有開，但重要的是…

553
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,875
‪我知道附近有個地方很不錯

554
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,333
‪妳有訂位嗎？

555
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,166
‪妳知道的…

556
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,125
‪-去停車
‪-對

557
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,458
‪妳確定不用我載妳一程？

558
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:55,375
‪不，公車就直達我家門口了

559
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,083
‪謝謝你的幫忙

560
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:06,583
‪還有…晚餐

561
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,375
‪謝謝妳的陪伴

562
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:09,958
‪謝謝

563
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,208
‪妳笑什麼？

564
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:20,500
‪我好久沒有閃躲親吻了…

565
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,208
‪好，可是…

566
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,666
‪這不好笑啊

567
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:27,250
‪-我真的很抱歉
‪-這整件事…

568
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,666
‪不是你的關係

569
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,500
‪對不起

570
00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:36,500
‪我不再跟你這種男人交往了

571
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,166
‪什麼叫“我這種男人”？

572
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:42,166
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-我只搭一站就好

573
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,083
‪可以請妳詳細說明嗎？

574
00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:49,583
‪恕我直說

575
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,625
‪你是那種一夜情的男人

576
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,041
‪-誰告訴妳的？
‪-沒有人

577
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,458
‪誰都看得出來，你很有魅力

578
00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,791
‪這是稱讚

579
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:02,083
‪我真幸運

580
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,083
‪我不敢相信

581
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:06,500
‪好吧，那是很好
‪但妳不可能真心喜歡

582
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:09,000
‪超市的自有品牌，更勝過原創的產品

583
00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:12,083
‪已經有各種研究顯示
‪考慮到各項參數

584
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:16,750
‪成分、包裝、浸泡熱飲的表現

585
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,583
‪有這種參數嗎？

586
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,375
‪有，浸泡熱飲的表現

587
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:23,125
‪超市品牌的餅乾是最好的

588
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,333
‪你不覺得無聊嗎？

589
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,958
‪你傳簡訊給我，我們出來吃晚餐
‪你到我家

590
00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:32,916
‪我們做愛，然後呢？

591
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,541
‪-然後怎樣？
‪-我們還是孤單一人

592
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,291
‪不，我要完整的關係

593
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:40,125
‪我要在沙發上相擁，我要完整的感情

594
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:43,125
‪我懂，妳說得沒錯

595
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:48,083
‪我不想認真談感情
‪我不想坐在任何人的沙發上

596
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,125
‪看吧？

597
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:53,916
‪好，但妳是在什麼時候
‪才悟到這一點的？

598
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,666
‪恕我直說，那天晚上在路卡和莎拉家

599
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,750
‪妳點了肉，我吃魚

600
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:04,458
‪我會選紅酒，但我們喝白酒

601
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:07,541
‪我們對音樂的品味很不一樣

602
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,750
‪還有餅乾也是

603
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:15,000
‪根據我的經驗
‪今晚妳就像那種女人…

604
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,000
‪哪種女人？

605
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,333
‪就是…

606
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,041
‪-什麼啦？
‪-想要性愛的女人

607
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:23,083
‪什麼意思？就因為我很放鬆？

608
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:26,458
‪也許是因為
‪我已經排除你的可能性，所以…

609
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,791
‪-貓還是狗？
‪-當然是貓

610
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:31,500
‪-沙灘還是山上？
‪-好問題！沙灘

611
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,916
‪等等

612
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,708
‪-狗
‪-對

613
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:37,750
‪-還有山
‪-妳不是認真的吧

614
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,208
‪那好無聊，我都想切腕了

615
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:41,791
‪海灘才無聊

616
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:45,208
‪也許妳看的書不對

617
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:46,250
‪那就是原因

618
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:50,166
‪我不介意妳決定對我不感興趣

619
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,833
‪我可以接受這點

620
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,958
‪但如果妳說這樣一來

621
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,666
‪讓妳放鬆下來…

622
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,083
‪對我來說，那是無法抗拒

623
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,666
‪-你就是這個樣子
‪-什麼？

624
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,833
‪-什麼？
‪-“無法抗拒”

625
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,541
‪你打算告訴我，我爸是小偷

626
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,208
‪因為他偷了我的兩顆星星
‪成為我的眼睛嗎？

627
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,583
‪我收到保險公司的通知，再打給妳

628
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,041
‪但我們可以當朋友

629
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,250
‪不

630
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,416
‪我無法和妳這種女孩當朋友

631
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,916
‪“我這種女孩”？

632
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:30,416
‪注意，這很重要

633
00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:36,916
‪妳掛捲筒衛生紙時，開口是朝上

634
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,000
‪還是朝下？

635
00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:43,666
‪我不用衛生紙

636
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,541
‪什麼？

637
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:52,500
‪我喜歡繼續在義大利工作
‪但是去國外可以賺五萬歐元

638
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,291
‪為期三個月的工作合約

639
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,083
‪當然了

640
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,125
‪不過重點不是錢

641
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,666
‪不，當然了

642
00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:04,166
‪社會不重視妳的角色

643
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,666
‪沒錯，你懂的

644
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,916
‪謝謝

645
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:11,875
‪真是不可思議
‪我們對各種事的看法都一致

646
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,583
‪對，現在變得很無聊了

647
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,333
‪謝天謝地我到家了

648
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,125
‪如果你想替這個失敗的夜晚
‪做一個了結…

649
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,166
‪那就晚安了

650
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,166
‪我開玩笑的

651
00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,416
‪我是說…

652
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:35,375
‪我們都找到共同點了
‪為何現在要離開？

653
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:57,375
{\an8}‪（兩個月後）

654
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:02,250
‪-怎麼了？
‪-沒什麼

655
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,875
‪聽著…

656
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:10,000
‪我就知道有什麼事！

657
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,500
‪沒有，只是…

658
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,375
‪是這樣的，史黛拉…

659
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,458
‪-怎麼了？
‪-她在寫一本書

660
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,333
‪《伴侶彼此不知道的事》

661
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:19,500
‪你已經看過了

662
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,750
‪我什麼都看，甚至…

663
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,041
‪無一不看

664
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,916
‪總之，這不是…

665
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,416
‪顯然為了確定你們的關係是否穩固

666
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,708
‪可以算一算她在你家留了幾件東西

667
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,416
‪-所以呢？
‪-20件…

668
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,083
‪她現在是女朋友了

669
00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:37,166
‪現在…

670
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:38,750
‪-現在…
‪-對

671
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:44,333
‪根據這本書，我覺得受到冒犯

672
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,958
‪女人應該像狗一樣
‪到處標示她的地盤

673
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,833
‪要幹嘛？
‪只是為了贏得“女友”的標籤？

674
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,916
‪-不是
‪-對

675
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,416
‪反正我也不會留下20件的

676
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,041
‪-不會嗎？
‪-我不會的

677
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,000
‪我們來看看

678
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,958
‪-妳是這麼想的
‪-去啊

679
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,125
‪我們來看看事實

680
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,125
‪-來吧
‪-好，所以…

681
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,083
‪一件

682
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,833
‪睡衣，兩件

683
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:13,333
‪-兩件
‪-看啊！

684
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,083
‪-你也有吃啊
‪-照樣算一件

685
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:21,666
‪我是因為妳才買的，所以也算

686
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,666
‪算一件

687
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,041
‪脫下來

688
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:29,625
‪四件

689
00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:35,583
‪你沒有拖鞋給客人，這不是我的錯

690
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:38,083
‪四件

691
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:39,583
‪看看這裡

692
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,541
‪兩件內褲、兩雙襪子、兩件T卹

693
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:45,333
‪看看這個！

694
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,083
‪鬈髮專用洗髮精，13件

695
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,416
‪《安琪拉的灰燼》是妳的

696
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,250
‪-這是誰？
‪-拜託哦…

697
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,333
‪-剃刀
‪-很公平

698
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,916
‪這個呢？18件

699
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
‪是妳的，數學不會說謊…

700
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,083
‪這是什麼？化妝包

701
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,916
‪裡面有粉底、睫毛膏、口紅

702
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,500
‪這些只能算一件！

703
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:11,375
‪好，你不計一切想贏，所以你作弊

704
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:13,708
‪很公平，算一件，19了

705
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,333
‪19件！

706
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,583
‪好的！

707
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:19,833
‪你可以向這本書的作者確認

708
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:25,166
‪我沒有標記我的地盤
‪我不是你的正式女朋友

709
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,291
‪真可惜

710
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:30,291
‪你的

711
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,083
‪我要丟掉這件

712
00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,708
‪-不，為什麼？
‪-這件快散了

713
00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,083
‪-不，太軟了
‪-給我

714
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,791
‪不！

715
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,500
‪聞起來有你的味道

716
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,708
‪-妳喜歡嗎？
‪-對

717
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,166
‪真的嗎？

718
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:52,500
‪妳真的想要嗎？

719
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,666
‪是妳的了

720
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,291
‪謝謝

721
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,666
‪好耶！

722
00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:06,208
‪誰來說？

723
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,875
‪20件

724
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:09,375
‪太好了！

725
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,708
‪-蘿貝塔？
‪-蘿貝塔

726
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:19,541
‪-蘿貝塔是誰？
‪-不

727
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:23,000
‪健身房那個女孩

728
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:24,875
‪今晚我不想見任何人

729
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,625
‪還有我的老二…

730
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,500
‪老二…

731
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,333
‪我會說我再打給她

732
00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:34,458
‪滿意了嗎？

733
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:37,166
‪-不然她會生氣的
‪-誰在乎啊？

734
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,125
‪我們走！

735
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,916
‪（妳好嗎？）

736
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,291
‪（很好！）

737
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:52,458
‪嘿

738
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,166
‪我馬上要離開了

739
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,916
‪別擔心，我也得回家一趟

740
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,291
‪我快遲到了

741
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,541
‪我買了餅乾

742
00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:04,875
‪是超市餅乾

743
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:07,166
‪比那些自有品牌好多了

744
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:09,125
‪我也這麼覺得

745
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,500
‪尤其是…

746
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,041
‪沾飲料

747
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,583
‪對

748
00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:18,666
‪里斯本的工作面試得如何？

749
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166
‪誰知道呢

750
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:23,833
‪他們想要一個財務分析師
‪這不是我的專長領域

751
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:24,750
‪但是…

752
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,583
‪你不是要見那個你討厭的律師嗎？

753
00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:28,500
‪馬拉雷？

754
00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:29,875
‪妳猜怎麼著？

755
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:33,916
‪他把案子延後兩個月

756
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,791
‪我知道他會整死我的

757
00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:38,208
‪誰啊？

758
00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,958
‪喬吉歐，一個同事

759
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,083
‪好

760
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,250
‪-祝妳今天愉快
‪-你也是

761
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,000
‪-再見
‪-再見

762
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291
‪-抱歉，我趕不上了
‪-對，我想也是

763
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,291
‪我沒聽到鬧鐘響

764
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,208
‪妳昨晚又出去玩了嗎？

765
00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:15,166
‪沒有，我看電視到凌晨2點才睡

766
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,041
‪除此之外

767
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,250
‪我的同事喬吉歐一直傳簡訊給我

768
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,375
‪我是說

769
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,333
‪他問的那些問題
‪其實寄電子郵件給我就行了

770
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,583
‪-他在呼吸嗎？
‪-這樣他就有機會傳簡訊給我

771
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:30,583
‪真可愛

772
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:32,166
‪猜猜誰想搭訕我？

773
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,666
‪達里歐

774
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,583
‪-誰？
‪-達里歐

775
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,833
‪路卡的朋友，妳給我他的電話號碼

776
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:38,958
‪不會吧

777
00:39:39,541 --> 00:39:41,833
‪-那個屁股很翹的律師
‪-就是他

778
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:46,791
‪他想親我，我表示絕對不可能

779
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,750
‪妳做得好

780
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,791
‪妳替99％跟他上床的女人報仇了

781
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,083
‪我最好回簡訊給喬吉歐
‪他一直寫個不停

782
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,000
‪他想要什麼？

783
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,166
‪他在問一份報告

784
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,375
‪我記得某個週六下午就寫好了

785
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:04,375
‪當時我因為生理期
‪抱著熱水瓶窩在家裡

786
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:08,583
‪把這些話傳給他
‪他就會停止傳簡訊了

787
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:10,333
‪-好，再見
‪-愛妳哦

788
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,166
‪再見

789
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,666
‪好，“親愛的喬吉歐

790
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,958
‪我一個月

791
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,958
‪就完成報告了”

792
00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:21,666
‪不，“是兩個月前”

793
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:46,458
‪不

794
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,333
‪不，該死

795
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,083
‪馬特歐？

796
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,125
‪茱莉亞？是妳嗎？

797
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,375
‪妳有聽到我漱口嗎？

798
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:14,458
‪我在刷牙
‪我剛和達里歐吃午餐，抱歉

799
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,375
‪不，我沒聽到

800
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:19,500
‪真是個白癡
‪我不需要告訴妳的，這下好了

801
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,333
‪抱歉，我現在有點忙

802
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,416
‪你不必道歉

803
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,041
‪-我改天再打給你吧？
‪-不，沒關係

804
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,416
‪怎麼了？

805
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:33,791
‪我們可以晚點喝杯咖啡嗎？

806
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,333
‪我想跟你談談

807
00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:39,291
‪怎麼了，妳懷孕了嗎？

808
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,791
‪茱莉亞？妳懷孕了嗎？

809
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:50,166
‪我不想在電話上說

810
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:54,000
‪但我現在不能否認
‪待會才當面告訴你我懷孕了

811
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,750
‪那樣就太蠢了

812
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,458
‪我真是個白癡，抱歉

813
00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,958
‪別再道歉了

814
00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:00,583
‪我馬上過去

815
00:43:00,666 --> 00:43:03,166
‪好，我沒東西吃

816
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,958
‪-沒關係
‪-但我餓了…

817
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,541
‪要我帶個披薩嗎？

818
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:08,625
‪-謝謝
‪-好

819
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:10,416
‪我馬上過去

820
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,291
‪媽的，一個孩子

821
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,791
‪幹

822
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:22,375
‪有人在嗎？

823
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041
‪-你好
‪-我來了

824
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:27,125
‪這家店的義大利香腸披薩超讚的

825
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,625
‪但我沒買…

826
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,458
‪-妳知道的，妳…
‪-懷孕了？

827
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,250
‪我帶了蔬食披薩配馬鈴薯

828
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,416
‪加了額外起司，還有瑪格麗塔披薩

829
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,500
‪我可以吃香腸，但我不想…

830
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:44,666
‪我不知道妳喜歡什麼
‪所以我買了兩種

831
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,208
‪我希望我沒有做得太糟

832
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,791
‪我們把披薩放在一邊

833
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:52,041
‪-先坐下吧
‪-我們可以煮點東西…

834
00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,250
‪好，來吧

835
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,708
‪-先從尷尬的問題開始
‪-好

836
00:43:58,250 --> 00:43:59,166
‪我們站著就好

837
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:03,875
‪我不知道怎麼…我想不通

838
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:06,625
‪我不希望聽起來像是…

839
00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:11,458
‪我不想說錯話

840
00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:15,416
‪絕對是你的，我只有和你上床

841
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:20,166
‪不，我不是在想那個

842
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,875
‪不然是什麼問題，你怕說錯話？

843
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,250
‪妳要…生下來嗎？

844
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,750
‪是的，我要

845
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,666
‪-好吧
‪-抱歉，如果那是…

846
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,041
‪-如果你…
‪-不

847
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:37,375
‪我想要孩子

848
00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:39,125
‪但不代表你必須負責

849
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,041
‪不，我沒事，我也想要孩子

850
00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:44,458
‪如果妳要我參與，那我就要
‪妳想要我參與嗎？

851
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:48,833
‪如果有你在身邊，我會很開心的

852
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,416
‪我們要結婚嗎？

853
00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:53,416
‪你和我？

854
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,083
‪對，不然還有誰？

855
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:58,125
‪如果妳願意，我就娶妳
‪妳想結婚嗎？

856
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,208
‪慢一點，這有些…

857
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,208
‪別急著做決定

858
00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:04,916
‪我只想說，不管妳需要什麼，我都在

859
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,750
‪-任何事都行
‪-好

860
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:07,666
‪任何事

861
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,541
‪好，也許不要拍要命的甜蜜照片

862
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,083
‪用手比愛心之類的

863
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,958
‪我一直不會比，倒不是…

864
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:19,041
‪我是說，如果妳想要的話
‪那我們就來拍，管他的

865
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,500
‪我問妳，剛才妳說“在身邊”

866
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,625
‪對

867
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,458
‪從一到十分，給我一個數字

868
00:45:30,458 --> 00:45:31,666
‪一到十分？

869
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:35,583
‪對，一分是“我們各過各的
‪但孩子知道他的爸爸是誰”

870
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,916
‪十分就是…我也不確定

871
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,958
‪“嫁給我五年了
‪我們依我爺爺的名字替孩子命名的”

872
00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:43,875
‪以一到十分的標準來說

873
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,291
‪-七分？
‪-七分

874
00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,416
‪-七分很棒
‪-七分是什麼？

875
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,958
‪-不，很好
‪-好

876
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:52,375
‪我不確定是什麼，但這樣很棒

877
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,916
‪我需要吃一片披薩了

878
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,333
‪-披薩，好的
‪-對

879
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,583
‪哪一個？

880
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,291
‪起司和馬鈴薯

881
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,625
‪我可以伸伸腿嗎？

882
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:15,458
‪天啊…

883
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,333
‪好了

884
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:20,500
‪太好了

885
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,833
‪-七分
‪-七分

886
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,083
‪七分

887
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,625
‪我們必須想清楚…

888
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,583
‪我們可以使用我的地方

889
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:32,250
‪我們能指望你的父母嗎？如果…

890
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,875
‪-還有妳的
‪-還有我的父母，可是…

891
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,958
‪-不，我的父母不行
‪-不行？

892
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:40,041
‪我們可以試點奇怪的事嗎？
‪把手放在我的肚子上

893
00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:43,708
‪不，我開玩笑的

894
00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,500
‪天啊

895
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:47,791
‪-我討厭這玩意
‪-拜託！

896
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,041
‪-還有…
‪-妳看起來會很美的

897
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,500
‪-我會變很腫
‪-妳不會的

898
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:55,750
‪不可能

899
00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,083
‪你準備好了嗎？

900
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:00,416
‪是的

901
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,791
‪我覺得他們不會有事的

902
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,333
‪他們才剛認識

903
00:47:04,416 --> 00:47:07,708
‪對，但他們在一起很可愛
‪他們很登對

904
00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,375
‪幹嘛…

905
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,333
‪你們在笑什麼？

906
00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:14,458
‪你們會想到，他們才第一次約會

907
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:15,916
‪她就懷孕了嗎？

908
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,208
‪-從他們的行為…
‪-親愛的

909
00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:20,166
‪他們第一次約會，她就懷孕了

910
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,583
‪很瘋狂吧？要是我會嚇死的

911
00:47:22,666 --> 00:47:24,750
‪當然，我也是

912
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,875
‪那不代表就不會成功

913
00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:30,291
‪不，當然了，我們都祝福他們

914
00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:31,750
‪祝福他們

915
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:32,666
‪-再見
‪-再見

916
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,500
‪-晚安
‪-晚安

917
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,708
‪-再見
‪-晚安

918
00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:38,500
‪我希望他們會成功

919
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:42,375
‪-你猜怎麼著？
‪-怎樣？

920
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:45,750
‪根據我讀的這本書

921
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:49,000
‪為了確定你們的關係是否穩固

922
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:53,083
‪你必須數一數女朋友在你家
‪留了多少件東西

923
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,791
‪如果超過20件

924
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,958
‪那麼你們就是定下來了

925
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,833
‪哇，真是發人深省

926
00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:03,833
‪我假設你去過馬特歐家

927
00:48:03,916 --> 00:48:06,458
‪你覺得茱莉亞留了幾件東西在那裡？

928
00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,625
‪我很懷疑茱莉亞是否去過他家

929
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:13,041
‪沒錯！這樣的基礎怎麼撫養孩子呢？

930
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,708
‪這很重要嗎？

931
00:48:15,791 --> 00:48:17,833
‪那離婚的夫妻呢？

932
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,916
‪那是全然不同的狀況

933
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,416
‪兩個人彼此相愛

934
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:26,208
‪他們結婚、生子，然後不再相愛
‪這種事難免發生

935
00:48:26,791 --> 00:48:29,625
‪但他們這種情況，生孩子真的很瘋狂

936
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:31,500
‪他們甚至還沒有在一起

937
00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:35,958
‪他們沒有在一起，也可以撫養孩子

938
00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:39,291
‪就是兩個好朋友

939
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:41,375
‪什麼？

940
00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:43,125
‪你不是說過

941
00:48:43,208 --> 00:48:46,625
‪男女之間不可能有純友誼嗎？

942
00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:47,916
‪不

943
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,375
‪我是說過，我不能當妳的朋友

944
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,750
‪特別是妳

945
00:48:56,750 --> 00:49:01,166
‪不管怎樣，面對現實吧
‪我們會是很棒的叔叔和阿姨

946
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:05,041
‪那兩個人會需要幫助的

947
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,958
‪我會為此破個例

948
00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:11,833
‪你是要我當朋友嗎？

949
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:14,291
‪我好感動，真開心

950
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,166
‪當然好啊

951
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,625
‪謝謝你，先生

952
00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:24,166
‪我的榮幸

953
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,750
‪-我馬上過去
‪-我們沒有…

954
00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:29,500
‪我們還沒有互相介紹過

955
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,750
‪我是克勞蒂亞

956
00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:39,958
‪（你在家嗎？）

957
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:43,041
‪（我不是一個人）

958
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,458
‪（給我五分鐘）

959
00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:47,083
‪早安，親愛…

960
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,458
‪達里歐…

961
00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:51,708
‪她是誰？

962
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:54,583
‪你怎麼能這樣做？

963
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:58,916
‪你怎能這樣對我和雷納多？

964
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,333
‪你怎麼可以？

965
00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:03,750
‪我爸還在付婚禮的費用

966
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,625
‪四百個客人

967
00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:07,250
‪四百個，我…

968
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,083
‪你超爛的！

969
00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:10,541
‪-妳瘋了！
‪-我恨你！

970
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,708
‪她走了，妳瘋了！

971
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,666
‪-是嗎？
‪-妳啊…

972
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,375
‪妳是瘋子！

973
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,083
‪肯定瘋了！

974
00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:18,666
‪完全瘋了

975
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,291
‪玩得開心嗎？

976
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,791
‪非常開心，對

977
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,208
‪現實生活我絕不會這樣的

978
00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,166
‪妳很行嘛

979
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,041
‪我一度還以為妳在吃醋

980
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,458
‪是嗎？

981
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:36,708
‪如果你喜歡哪個床伴，讓我知道一下

982
00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:38,500
‪要是你最後結婚了呢？

983
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:41,666
‪我不想永遠扮演被劈腿的可憐前妻

984
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,500
‪那是不可能的

985
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:47,791
‪撇開妳演的戲…

986
00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:52,166
‪幹嘛星期天一早來我家

987
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,208
‪現在才早上9點耶？

988
00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,041
‪宜家家居

989
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,166
‪宜家家居，我知道了

990
00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,708
‪當妳的…

991
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:00,750
‪朋友

992
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,916
‪-有很多好處的
‪-對

993
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,708
‪我醒來後心想：“我想去宜家”

994
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,791
‪是誰一直在替你照顧可愛的狗狗

995
00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:13,208
‪讓你放心出門

996
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:16,291
‪去世界各地扮演帥氣的律師？

997
00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:19,333
‪我不過是一個月前去了利古里亞兩天

998
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,666
‪官司還打輸了

999
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,083
‪什麼意思？

1000
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,666
‪你的鑰匙

1001
00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:31,708
‪留著吧

1002
00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:34,708
‪好

1003
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,916
‪發明尿布垃圾筒的人

1004
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,208
‪實在是個天才

1005
00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:46,500
‪50歐元

1006
00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:48,083
‪就一個塑膠桶

1007
00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:50,833
‪可以封住惡臭，但還是塑膠桶

1008
00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:54,333
‪50歐元是高速公路搶劫！他媽的搶劫

1009
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,458
‪你對安德烈有什麼感覺？

1010
00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:00,375
‪誰是安德烈？

1011
00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:03,250
‪安德烈，妳是說…

1012
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,958
‪不，不要安德烈

1013
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:09,500
‪世界上有那麼多安德烈
‪我們需要更…

1014
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:11,750
‪原創的名字

1015
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:12,791
‪就像維嘉一樣

1016
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,458
‪-維嘉
‪-很酷的名字

1017
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:17,625
‪就像星星的名字？

1018
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,208
‪妳知道…有個星星叫維嘉？

1019
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,833
‪真是天才

1020
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:25,125
‪總之不行，不能是星星的名字

1021
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,500
‪比較像《快打旋風》裡的角色

1022
00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:30,708
‪戴著面具和鉤子…

1023
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,291
‪超酷的

1024
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:34,583
‪當然，我懂

1025
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:36,791
‪我最喜歡的漫畫角色是布魯斯韋恩

1026
00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,958
‪但我不會叫我兒子蝙蝠俠

1027
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:42,250
‪妳知道哪個名字很棒嗎？

1028
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,583
‪所以…

1029
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,625
‪-一個孩子叫布魯斯
‪-好

1030
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:48,916
‪-就像布魯斯威利斯
‪-好

1031
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:49,958
‪完美

1032
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:52,583
‪另一個叫韋恩

1033
00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,833
‪就像韋恩魯尼一樣

1034
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:58,583
‪-不要笑，妳知道他是誰嗎？
‪-他是誰？

1035
00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:03,291
‪-你們好，需要幫忙嗎？
‪-不用了，謝謝

1036
00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:05,750
‪這太荒謬了

1037
00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:11,166
‪我們才剛認識，就已經在看嬰兒用品

1038
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:15,375
‪“人們朝意願而行，最終…”

1039
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:19,250
‪-在看嬰兒車和包屁衣
‪-常有的事

1040
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:22,916
‪兩個人應該交往一陣子，然後結婚…

1041
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,458
‪你知道的

1042
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:27,083
‪妳是怎麼了？

1043
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:28,750
‪我只是在想

1044
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,750
‪如果你想多等一下，再生第二胎…

1045
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,416
‪不，別再說了

1046
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,583
‪我要阻止妳說下去，沒有人在催我們

1047
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,666
‪沒有人

1048
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,833
‪-恭喜！
‪-太好了！

1049
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:43,458
‪你們日期訂好了嗎？

1050
00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:44,750
‪這…

1051
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:48,333
‪我們若不在三個月內結婚…

1052
00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:49,333
‪就是15個月後了

1053
00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:51,208
‪那就三個月！

1054
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,041
‪-我們要結婚了！
‪-太好了！

1055
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,875
‪-你瘋了嗎？怎麼會…
‪-你怎麼這樣說？

1056
00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:04,125
‪-什麼？
‪-這很棒

1057
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,375
‪這很酷，告訴他們

1058
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,833
‪-婚姻很棒的
‪-對，太棒了

1059
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,416
‪這會是一場小婚禮

1060
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,666
‪別提了

1061
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,583
‪一開始都是這樣

1062
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,208
‪最後都變成400個客人

1063
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:16,708
‪對，親愛的

1064
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:18,708
‪達里歐？

1065
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,083
‪對吧？

1066
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:25,208
‪-對
‪-你有火嗎？

1067
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:33,000
‪-嗨！
‪-克勞蒂亞

1068
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,375
‪我跟馬拉雷一起工作

1069
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:36,291
‪-對
‪-8點鐘？

1070
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:37,666
‪當然，我記得

1071
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,666
‪-嗨
‪-當然

1072
00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:41,458
‪你住在這裡嗎？

1073
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:44,500
‪不是，我跟朋友聚餐

1074
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,291
‪我住在附近

1075
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,541
‪-晚安
‪-你也是

1076
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:03,500
‪她不是過去幾個月來
‪唯一找我聊天的人

1077
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,958
‪要我恭喜你

1078
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,916
‪你在女人堆很吃得開嗎？

1079
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,708
‪沒有

1080
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,750
‪正好相反

1081
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:16,416
‪我沒有…

1082
00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:18,750
‪和任何一個上床

1083
00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:21,875
‪我沒有約…

1084
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,125
‪我沒有和任何一個交往

1085
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,000
‪就是…

1086
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,666
‪只有妳

1087
00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:42,791
‪妳呢？

1088
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,291
‪我怎麼樣？

1089
00:55:58,791 --> 00:56:00,125
‪沒有，我也沒有

1090
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000
‪喂？

1091
00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:48,291
‪-嗨
‪-茱莉亞

1092
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,708
‪我把餘額用電子郵件寄給妳了

1093
00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:52,250
‪好，謝謝

1094
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,583
‪-晚點聊，謝謝
‪-再見

1095
00:56:57,666 --> 00:57:01,125
‪“妳已經得到費薩杜金融的職位

1096
00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:02,666
‪派駐於葡萄牙里斯本”

1097
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,958
‪嗨，琪雅拉

1098
00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:07,208
‪我得到工作了

1099
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,666
‪什麼工作？

1100
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:12,083
‪-在里斯本！
‪-真的嗎？我為妳高興！

1101
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:16,125
‪-我剛收到電子郵件
‪-我們要慶祝！

1102
00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:19,375
‪沒錯，我來安排
‪妳是我第一個通知的人

1103
00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:21,833
‪-做得好！
‪-什麼事？

1104
00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:26,250
‪沒事，只是兩個月前
‪我應徵一個在里斯本的工作

1105
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,000
‪-你知道市場微觀結構嗎？
‪-當然

1106
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,833
‪還有高頻交易？

1107
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:36,750
‪隨便，反正我又不能去

1108
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:37,791
‪為什麼？

1109
00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,583
‪妳什麼時候要報到？

1110
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,166
‪-六月
‪-要待多久？

1111
00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:47,000
‪六個月，我當然無法接受

1112
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:50,416
‪讓我們好好想想
‪寶寶要到二月才會出生

1113
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,375
‪我們三個可以在六月一起去

1114
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,041
‪不行嗎？

1115
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,958
‪妳本來要請產假的

1116
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:01,458
‪我們有一個春天的時間準備

1117
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,666
‪-你是認真的嗎？
‪-當然

1118
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:06,375
‪那你的工作呢？

1119
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:09,791
‪應該沒問題
‪我們有電子郵件、視訊電話

1120
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:10,708
‪別擔心

1121
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:15,625
‪我是說，如果妳想去的話
‪要不是因為…

1122
00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:19,958
‪-勒布浪
‪-你不要這樣唸

1123
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,666
‪-是“勒布朗”
‪-布朗

1124
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,375
‪勒布朗

1125
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,625
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

1126
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,250
‪我們可以一起去？

1127
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,083
‪真的？

1128
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:39,083
‪-我們要去了！
‪-說正經的

1129
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:42,208
‪我了解你想跟著孩子的母親走

1130
00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:45,583
‪-但問題來了
‪-什麼？

1131
00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:48,250
‪-抱歉工作有些變化
‪-什麼？

1132
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,708
‪艾多年底要退休了

1133
00:58:49,791 --> 00:58:52,375
‪我要晉升其中一個顧問

1134
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,041
‪你的能力完全勝任這個工作

1135
00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:58,083
‪-謝謝
‪-你知道這代表什麼

1136
00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:01,666
‪你要和我們的作者緊密合作
‪對於作品出版

1137
00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:03,125
‪你有最後的決定權

1138
00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:04,875
‪-但是…
‪-對…

1139
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,208
‪我知道，這不是能遠端進行的工作

1140
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,750
‪沒錯

1141
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:15,416
‪史黛拉，她很適合這個職位

1142
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,333
‪對，她很厲害

1143
00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:22,375
‪史黛拉是誰啊？

1144
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:24,250
‪什麼意思？

1145
00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,833
‪她是同事，你見過她

1146
00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:30,000
‪我不記得了

1147
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:33,125
‪但老闆想把這個工作給你，對吧？

1148
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,625
‪對，但是沒關係

1149
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,416
‪重要的是我可以和茱莉亞一起離開

1150
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,791
‪同時保有工作，我可以兩者兼顧

1151
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,875
‪我昨天才知道這次升職的事

1152
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,958
‪放棄這種升遷實在太瘋狂了

1153
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:49,208
‪我沒有放棄，這是史黛拉應得的

1154
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,125
‪史黛拉，真是個蠢名字

1155
00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,166
‪我說了什麼？

1156
00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:58,500
‪沒有

1157
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,166
‪你要替寶寶取名史黛拉嗎？

1158
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:07,708
‪是嗎？

1159
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,125
‪妳真壞

1160
01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:17,875
‪失陪了

1161
01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,583
‪-我懂了
‪-什麼？

1162
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,500
‪-你喜歡她
‪-我沒有

1163
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,708
‪-你有
‪-不可能！

1164
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,083
‪-說出來
‪-不，你在說什麼？

1165
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:35,250
‪我喜歡她

1166
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:36,875
‪-什麼？
‪-我喜歡她

1167
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,583
‪-什麼意思？
‪-不，等等

1168
01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:42,166
‪我是說，如果在不同的情況下

1169
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:44,875
‪需要我提醒你…

1170
01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:46,791
‪你有…

1171
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,125
‪-你緊張嗎？
‪-你不緊張？

1172
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:53,125
‪不會，大家都問我這個

1173
01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:54,500
‪我本來不緊張的

1174
01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:25,458
‪妳…

1175
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,000
‪妳看起來好美

1176
01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,083
‪你緊張嗎？

1177
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:32,541
‪嗨

1178
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,291
‪等等！

1179
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:51,666
‪你們去年不是參加一個婚禮？

1180
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:52,958
‪對，馬特歐的婚禮

1181
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,125
‪自助餐真是…

1182
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,583
‪-糟糕嗎？
‪-不

1183
01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:00,416
‪-正好相反，國王的盛宴
‪-所以是真的？

1184
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,833
‪當然，我幹嘛要捏造一場婚禮？

1185
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:06,375
‪不可能全是真的

1186
01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:08,416
‪馬特歐跟誰結婚？

1187
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:09,750
‪那不重要

1188
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:12,083
‪我想知道結局！

1189
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:15,791
‪好，茱莉亞的新工作從六月開始

1190
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:23,416
‪我們暫時不會再見面了
‪可以不要一臉不高興嗎？

1191
01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:27,500
‪我看起來不高興嗎？我沒有

1192
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,541
‪你幹嘛這樣？

1193
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,500
‪我只是在關心

1194
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,166
‪不，你一副冷漠疏離的樣子

1195
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,416
‪別開始說我不支持妳

1196
01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,666
‪我不希望妳離開

1197
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,250
‪我從沒這樣想

1198
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,333
‪那妳就錯了

1199
01:02:46,416 --> 01:02:48,333
‪我不希望妳離開

1200
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:58,208
‪我就知道，不該讓你來的
‪你會變得很情緒化…

1201
01:02:58,291 --> 01:02:59,833
‪我怎麼情緒化了？

1202
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,958
‪這幾個月來
‪我一直希望妳會改變主意

1203
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,500
‪那你幹嘛不說？

1204
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,041
‪我不知道怎麼去說這種事

1205
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,541
‪說了妳就會留下來嗎？

1206
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:18,583
‪-才六個月而已
‪-是啊

1207
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,125
‪拜託…

1208
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,875
‪別把這六個月的時間
‪浪費在沒來由的吵架上

1209
01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:33,708
‪我忘了帶機票！

1210
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:36,916
‪開玩笑的

1211
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:50,916
‪前往里斯本的乘客
‪請前往12號登機門

1212
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,541
‪不會吧！小孩

1213
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,416
‪拜託，別坐在我隔壁

1214
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,500
‪飛往里斯本的乘客<i>‪…</i>

1215
01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:04,166
‪如果他哭個不停
‪我們到不了里斯本的

1216
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:07,416
‪他們會先殺了他

1217
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,333
‪把他給我，我來安撫他看看

1218
01:04:11,416 --> 01:04:12,791
‪-小心點
‪-等等

1219
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:15,041
‪-來
‪-過來找爸爸

1220
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:18,541
‪-來
‪-過來找爸爸

1221
01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:21,000
‪你好，寶貝兒子

1222
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:23,458
‪好了

1223
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:25,250
‪嘿

1224
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,375
‪可愛的男孩

1225
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:29,375
‪嘿，不要哭

1226
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:32,500
‪我知道飛行很無聊
‪但哭泣是沒有意義的

1227
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:38,041
‪我們要去一個很棒的地方，那裡有…

1228
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,333
‪大鯨魚

1229
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:41,541
‪還有大海

1230
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:44,375
‪我們會看到這些美好的事物

1231
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:47,458
‪你不會記得，因為你還太小

1232
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:50,041
‪想像一下

1233
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,916
‪但還是有好處的

1234
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,666
‪你不會記得飛行的體驗有多糟

1235
01:04:57,291 --> 01:04:59,583
‪所以不用哭啊

1236
01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:06,000
‪不過就算你有時像著魔了
‪我們還是一樣愛你

1237
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:09,583
‪我愛你

1238
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,958
‪聽到了嗎？你媽說她愛你

1239
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,583
‪小怪獸，你聽到了嗎？

1240
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,750
‪我在跟你說話

1241
01:05:31,416 --> 01:05:33,375
‪爸爸一抱你就不哭了啊！

1242
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,958
‪好孩子

1243
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:38,583
‪你真聰明

1244
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,541
‪拜託你們加快腳步好嗎？

1245
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:51,708
‪-一步接一步，達里歐
‪-他讓我很緊張

1246
01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:54,041
‪別這樣，你知道我有多在乎的

1247
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:56,125
‪我從第一天就想這樣做了

1248
01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:58,375
‪現在是看座頭鯨的最佳季節

1249
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,250
‪這裡是全世界最適合的地點

1250
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,708
‪早安

1251
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:05,125
‪拜託，熱衷一點嘛，妳也是，親愛的

1252
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:06,541
‪熱衷一點

1253
01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:09,666
‪別理他，他只是在裝酷

1254
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:10,708
‪五張票

1255
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:11,791
‪-五張？
‪-對

1256
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,500
‪-寶寶多大了？
‪-五個月

1257
01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:16,750
‪對

1258
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:20,083
‪三歲以下小孩不能上船，對不起

1259
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:21,708
‪不能嗎？

1260
01:06:27,666 --> 01:06:29,833
‪你去吧，親愛的

1261
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:31,916
‪我們也該留下來嗎？

1262
01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:35,250
‪-我們一起留下來吧
‪-別來這套

1263
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:37,125
‪有人需要看到座頭鯨

1264
01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:40,208
‪不會是我或安德烈
‪但必須有人看到座頭鯨

1265
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:42,333
‪他要去哪裡？

1266
01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,333
‪來吧，各位

1267
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:48,000
‪別那樣看我

1268
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:50,750
‪-待會見
‪-待會見！

1269
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,750
{\an8}‪（海豚灣）

1270
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:04,916
‪葡萄牙文的座頭鯨是…

1271
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,541
‪還有學名是…

1272
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,166
‪我猜是大翅鯨

1273
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,541
‪來自希臘文

1274
01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:14,791
‪“大翅膀”的意思

1275
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,750
‪-妳學過希臘文，我也是
‪-對

1276
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,291
‪做得好

1277
01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:20,541
‪看啊！

1278
01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,416
‪看到大翅了嗎？

1279
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,500
‪看到沒？

1280
01:07:27,458 --> 01:07:29,916
‪-看到沒？
‪-他到底在笑什麼？

1281
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,208
‪多棒啊！

1282
01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,208
‪看到沒？

1283
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,333
‪他為什麼要跑？

1284
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:44,666
‪我嘴巴張開了

1285
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:49,000
‪你有看到牠們靠得多近嗎？好棒

1286
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,333
‪好美

1287
01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:35,458
‪達里歐，我有件事要跟你說

1288
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:39,916
‪今天發生的事只是一時的

1289
01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:42,208
‪我不是再一次拒絕你

1290
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:44,416
‪不，只是…

1291
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:47,166
‪我很在乎我們的友誼

1292
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,500
‪陳腔濫調，我知道，但…

1293
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:51,041
‪我只是要去尿尿

1294
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,875
‪對不起…

1295
01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:57,833
‪總之，我完全同意

1296
01:08:58,541 --> 01:08:59,583
‪那就好

1297
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,625
‪沒事的

1298
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,958
‪太好了

1299
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:05,875
‪晚安

1300
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:28,958
‪我愛這首歌

1301
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,458
‪乾杯

1302
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,541
‪乾杯

1303
01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,541
‪你玩得開心嗎？

1304
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,583
‪開心

1305
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,125
‪我們都在這裡

1306
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,166
‪你想見見我在這裡的朋友嗎？

1307
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,750
‪我只是搭機很累了

1308
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,458
‪去吧

1309
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,541
‪達里歐，可以幫我拿東西嗎？

1310
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,666
‪謝謝

1311
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,375
‪你們玩得開心嗎？

1312
01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:03,791
‪開心，我們一直遊覽
‪就是一些基本的觀光行程

1313
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,041
‪從他一到這裡，我們一直在吵架

1314
01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,958
‪因為你們很久沒見面了

1315
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:11,583
‪你要待多久？

1316
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,458
‪只待幾天而已

1317
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,416
‪你已經要走了？

1318
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,083
‪他本來想早點來，可是…

1319
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:21,166
‪我工作很忙

1320
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,375
‪即使週末也一樣

1321
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:28,041
‪對，遠距離戀愛是最糟糕的

1322
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,625
‪我的女朋友在紐約

1323
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,375
‪所以我知道那種感覺，對

1324
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:32,875
‪真是討厭

1325
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:35,541
‪缺乏親密感

1326
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,416
‪有一種難以言喻的感覺

1327
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,583
‪-嫉妒
‪-對

1328
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:47,083
‪幸好很快就會結束了

1329
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,916
‪-對
‪-對

1330
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,083
‪妳跟他說了嗎？

1331
01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,416
‪沒有

1332
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,625
‪-還沒有
‪-什麼事？

1333
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,041
‪-我們來敬酒
‪-好的

1334
01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:59,500
‪舉杯致敬

1335
01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,541
‪敬里斯本

1336
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,375
‪敬里斯本

1337
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,291
‪乾杯

1338
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,833
‪親愛的

1339
01:11:07,916 --> 01:11:09,125
‪嗨

1340
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,791
‪來吧

1341
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,083
‪-妳玩得開心嗎？
‪-非常開心

1342
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:16,291
‪-還在想那個工作機會？
‪-沒有

1343
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:21,291
‪如果妳想再待六個月，不要覺得內疚

1344
01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:23,208
‪畢竟這是妳的專案

1345
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:26,833
‪我完全不覺得內疚

1346
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:29,791
‪妳在說什麼？

1347
01:11:29,875 --> 01:11:30,708
‪大家好

1348
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,250
‪我只想說

1349
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:40,541
‪我很高興今晚邀請到大家

1350
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,500
‪謝謝

1351
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,041
‪畢竟

1352
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:49,083
‪派對是道別的最好方法

1353
01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:53,583
‪-馬特歐、安德烈和我…
‪-真的嗎？

1354
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,166
‪要回義大利了

1355
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,541
‪我愛你

1356
01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:05,875
‪-我們為你們感到高興
‪-對

1357
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:09,291
‪那是什麼？

1358
01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:14,625
‪那是交配季節的座頭鯨叫聲

1359
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:17,375
‪他傳了六通語音訊息，他有病

1360
01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:18,875
‪對

1361
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,708
‪想像一下當我告訴他

1362
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:24,291
‪我沒有去看鯨魚，他會有什麼反應

1363
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:26,583
‪我真的很想他和琪雅拉

1364
01:12:26,666 --> 01:12:27,958
‪對…

1365
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,166
‪只是幾個月時間嘛

1366
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:33,791
‪說到這個

1367
01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:35,333
‪部門主管說

1368
01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:37,916
‪我可以待到明年夏天

1369
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:42,958
‪以便完成整個專案

1370
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,375
‪妳現在才告訴我？

1371
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:49,250
‪不然我該什麼時候說？

1372
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,625
‪-任何時間都行
‪-我們一直在吵架

1373
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,833
‪-所以呢？
‪-我不想再有其他吵架的理由

1374
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:00,166
‪這就是原因

1375
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,750
‪-妳決定了嗎？
‪-沒有

1376
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,291
‪所以我才問你

1377
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:09,458
‪妳在我回國前的半小時才開口
‪拜託哦！茱莉亞

1378
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,208
‪妳想怎樣隨便妳

1379
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,000
‪妳去停車，我去辦理登機

1380
01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,083
‪等等裡面見

1381
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:15,833
‪喂？

1382
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:17,708
‪你在哪裡？

1383
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,833
‪在安檢處

1384
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,583
‪你叫我到登機櫃檯碰面

1385
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:26,541
‪我去排隊了，人很多

1386
01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:31,208
‪我們連再見都不說嗎？

1387
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:34,208
‪我們當然會說

1388
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,000
‪再見

1389
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:08,333
{\an8}‪（羅馬，兩個月後）

1390
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,708
‪他來了！

1391
01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:10,750
‪抱歉我遲到了

1392
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,458
‪誰在乎，我們早就開始了

1393
01:15:13,541 --> 01:15:14,416
‪你做得很好

1394
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,916
‪艾伯特要去醫院值班
‪他必須提早離開

1395
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,000
‪艾伯特

1396
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:24,375
‪-很高興認識你
‪-你好，達里歐

1397
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,208
‪琪雅拉說要介紹男朋友給我們認識

1398
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:30,666
‪所以…

1399
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,000
‪可以來喝杯開胃酒嗎？

1400
01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:33,666
‪-給你
‪-謝謝，親愛的

1401
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:37,541
‪-開胃酒
‪-艾伯特真風趣

1402
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:39,833
‪乾杯

1403
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:45,125
‪我發誓我好嫉妒，艾伯特

1404
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,458
‪太嫉妒了

1405
01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,250
‪我們也要去里斯本

1406
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:50,416
‪盡快出發

1407
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,083
‪知道為什麼那裡很酷嗎？

1408
01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:54,083
‪-不知道
‪-賞鯨

1409
01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:57,541
‪當然！有一頭鯨魚就出現在他們眼前

1410
01:15:57,625 --> 01:15:59,916
‪-真的嗎？
‪-不會吧

1411
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,750
‪對，真的

1412
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,083
‪那些牙齒會嚇死你

1413
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,041
‪對吧？

1414
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:06,916
‪有一點

1415
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,666
‪但真的好棒

1416
01:16:09,416 --> 01:16:10,500
‪當然

1417
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,416
‪我去過阿根廷賞鯨

1418
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,791
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

1419
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,083
‪-去哪裡看？
‪-火地島

1420
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,625
‪我一直夢想要去

1421
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,833
‪-不會吧
‪-對，真的

1422
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:27,458
‪我們可以交給你們兩個
‪讓你們繼續討論

1423
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:28,708
‪計畫一次旅行

1424
01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:30,000
‪他人真好

1425
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:32,166
‪我們可以一起去巴塔哥尼亞

1426
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,666
‪對，敬巴塔哥尼亞！

1427
01:16:34,750 --> 01:16:36,625
‪謝謝你載我一程

1428
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,541
‪不必客氣

1429
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:40,375
‪這是艾伯特第三個要值班的週日

1430
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:44,500
‪-不會吧
‪-真是累死人的工作

1431
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,666
‪你笑什麼？

1432
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:50,666
‪妳有沒有注意到
‪他一直在說“不會吧”？

1433
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,375
‪是嗎？

1434
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,875
‪“我們看到鯨魚了”

1435
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,333
‪“不會吧”

1436
01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:56,666
‪“午餐準備好了”

1437
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,875
‪“不會吧！”

1438
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,041
‪“哈啾！”

1439
01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:00,041
‪“不會吧”

1440
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,250
‪你覺得你很幽默嗎？

1441
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:09,708
‪我只是在開玩笑

1442
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:12,166
‪你在開我男朋友的玩笑

1443
01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:13,375
‪-妳的男朋友？
‪-對

1444
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:15,041
‪三個星期之後？

1445
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,625
‪你在吃醋嗎？

1446
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:17,625
‪當然不是

1447
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:19,958
‪我談戀愛，你覺得不爽嗎？

1448
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,000
‪-妳戀愛了？
‪-對

1449
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,333
‪-這麼快？
‪-對

1450
01:17:22,416 --> 01:17:24,583
‪-你在吃醋
‪-不，妳只是希望我吃醋

1451
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:28,166
‪你整個午餐時間都像個混蛋

1452
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,375
‪我實在太生氣了

1453
01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:30,791
‪妳不能生氣的

1454
01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:31,708
‪妳不能

1455
01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:34,458
‪妳不跟我這種男人交往
‪記得嗎？是妳告訴我的

1456
01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:36,708
‪我甚至不想跟你這種男人做朋友

1457
01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:38,958
‪老實說，我也是，下車

1458
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,166
‪什麼？要我在半路下車？

1459
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,500
‪妳到家了，下車

1460
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,083
‪再見

1461
01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:15,916
‪親愛的，當妳在這裡，我感覺…

1462
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,083
‪我感覺強大、聰明，我覺得…

1463
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,125
‪你一向很聰明

1464
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:28,291
‪嘿…

1465
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:29,916
‪妳在做什麼？

1466
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,416
‪我今天很適合做

1467
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:35,500
‪但我不適合

1468
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,333
‪馬特歐，我們試了好幾個月

1469
01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:41,041
‪-你改變主意了嗎？
‪-我怎麼會？

1470
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,750
‪我沒有改變主意了
‪但我們要怎麼跟寶寶說啊？

1471
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:48,500
‪他在餐廳的廁所裡受孕？不行！

1472
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,291
‪我知道結果會怎樣

1473
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:53,458
‪我們回到家
‪你已經醉了，躺在沙發上

1474
01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:57,541
‪-你現在不想…
‪-不，我現在就是不想做

1475
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:58,708
‪現在不行

1476
01:18:58,791 --> 01:19:02,041
‪這又不是開關一開就可以的

1477
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:08,541
‪親愛的，這是公事聚餐
‪拜託，別這樣，來吧

1478
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,916
‪跟我來

1479
01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:12,250
‪我真的很喜歡

1480
01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:15,375
‪這麼暴力、血腥…

1481
01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,375
‪事實上，他輾轉難眠

1482
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,541
‪告訴他，親愛的

1483
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:21,416
‪我可以理解

1484
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,041
‪但人們不期待我寫這種類型的

1485
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,208
‪他們不懂噴濺和恐怖

1486
01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,291
‪我知道

1487
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:30,416
‪但現在我是創意總監，你會變成…

1488
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,208
‪新的史蒂芬金

1489
01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:34,291
‪新的雪莉傑克森

1490
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:36,666
‪當然，雪莉傑克森、史蒂芬金

1491
01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:40,125
‪我已經放棄這本書了

1492
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:42,333
‪什麼？你不能

1493
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:44,250
‪想都別想

1494
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:46,000
‪我正在規畫這個

1495
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,875
‪我在倫敦找到一家出版社
‪你不用擔心

1496
01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:50,583
‪-在倫敦？
‪-對

1497
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:54,166
‪倫敦的出版社對我的書感興趣？

1498
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,083
‪對

1499
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,208
‪沒錯

1500
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,000
‪《埋葬的遺骸》，你覺得如何？

1501
01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,000
‪《埋葬的遺骸》

1502
01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:02,375
‪我喜歡，感覺可行

1503
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:05,416
‪-當然可能
‪-對

1504
01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:11,166
{\an8}‪（倫敦，兩個月後）

1505
01:20:11,291 --> 01:20:13,166
{\an8}‪當他告訴他訂金的數字

1506
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,333
‪他開始大笑

1507
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:19,625
‪不，他在我們晚餐後，直接去機場

1508
01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,416
‪非常成功

1509
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,375
‪好

1510
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:27,041
‪好，明天見

1511
01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:29,750
‪太棒了，對吧？

1512
01:20:32,166 --> 01:20:34,583
‪當我告訴他書名
‪你有看到他的表情嗎？

1513
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,125
‪他的眼睛閃閃發光

1514
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,125
‪他是黑色小說中，最厲害的作者

1515
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,083
‪恐怖主題真可惜

1516
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:47,000
‪真是個爛主意！

1517
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,458
‪謝謝

1518
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:53,000
‪謝謝妳及時阻止我

1519
01:20:53,083 --> 01:20:54,208
‪-不，我是認真的
‪-對

1520
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:55,583
‪不

1521
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:59,541
‪我有點內疚，這本來是你的工作

1522
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:02,208
‪-什麼意思？
‪-是真的

1523
01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,958
‪應該由你來做

1524
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,708
‪-不！
‪-就是！

1525
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:07,208
‪不，妳是…

1526
01:21:07,291 --> 01:21:08,875
‪看看妳，妳太完美了

1527
01:21:09,458 --> 01:21:11,500
‪妳總是比我優秀

1528
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:14,333
‪一直都是

1529
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,250
‪妳臉紅了嗎？

1530
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:27,666
‪妳臉紅了嗎？

1531
01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:55,291
‪我們要喝一杯嗎？

1532
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,500
‪麻煩給我一瓶威士忌

1533
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,125
‪407號房

1534
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,291
‪好的，夫人

1535
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,750
‪沒有人擔任出版總監第一年

1536
01:22:07,833 --> 01:22:09,750
‪就有這麼優秀的表現

1537
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:12,250
‪-真的嗎？
‪-真的

1538
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,125
‪敬妳

1539
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:27,666
‪你一直那麼努力工作

1540
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,291
‪連剪頭髮的時間都沒有

1541
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:01,291
‪琪雅拉，我在倫敦的時候
‪做了一件傻事

1542
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:04,666
‪什麼事？

1543
01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:09,750
‪因為會議不太順利，我心情很低落

1544
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:12,583
‪我去了史黛拉的房間

1545
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,000
‪抱歉，我不是…

1546
01:23:17,083 --> 01:23:18,333
‪史黛拉的房間？

1547
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:21,000
‪-史黛拉…
‪-對

1548
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,708
‪那不代表什麼

1549
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,625
‪-你做了嗎？
‪-什麼事也沒發生

1550
01:23:27,708 --> 01:23:29,416
‪我發誓，那不代表什麼

1551
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,041
‪你做了嗎？

1552
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,000
‪你做了

1553
01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:40,708
‪琪雅拉，拜託妳聽我說

1554
01:23:40,791 --> 01:23:41,791
‪聽著…

1555
01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:45,541
‪別這樣，我很抱歉

1556
01:23:47,791 --> 01:23:49,000
‪我感覺糟透了

1557
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:50,833
‪但我無法瞞著妳

1558
01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:53,583
‪我心裡很煎熬，我得告訴妳

1559
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:57,583
‪-妳知道我愛妳
‪-不要這樣！

1560
01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:00,000
‪妳知道我愛妳

1561
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:01,375
‪嘿

1562
01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:06,416
‪拜託妳說句話好嗎？叫我滾開也行

1563
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,291
‪-你想這樣嗎？
‪-對

1564
01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:11,750
‪這樣會減輕你的煎熬

1565
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:16,416
‪-我知道，妳說得對
‪-別碰我

1566
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,583
‪不要碰我

1567
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:21,375
‪妳絕對有理由生氣

1568
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:22,833
‪我有三個理由

1569
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,458
‪第一，你劈腿

1570
01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:30,333
‪第二，你甚至沒有勇氣自己守住祕密

1571
01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:31,458
‪太難了

1572
01:24:31,541 --> 01:24:32,500
‪真的太難了

1573
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:34,125
‪第三…

1574
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,916
‪不好意思，問妳一個問題

1575
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:41,291
‪妳能想像比這樣更糟糕的事嗎？

1576
01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:45,458
‪就是在逛嬰兒用品店時
‪告訴你笨重的懷孕太太

1577
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:47,500
‪你劈腿別的女人了

1578
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,458
‪妳想得到嗎？

1579
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:50,708
‪想不出更糟的吧？

1580
01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:52,583
‪太爛了！

1581
01:24:54,291 --> 01:24:55,541
‪你這個混蛋

1582
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:08,875
{\an8}‪（琪雅拉來電）

1583
01:25:10,625 --> 01:25:11,666
‪是妳哦

1584
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,333
‪喂？

1585
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,125
‪-你是？
‪-達里歐，抱歉，我沒有你的電話

1586
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,416
‪我是艾伯特，琪雅拉的男朋友

1587
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,208
‪噢，艾伯特

1588
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:23,666
‪怎麼了？

1589
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,000
‪你今晚有空嗎？

1590
01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:28,083
‪今晚…

1591
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,583
‪我沒事，怎麼了？

1592
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,541
‪我有個朋友剛從普利亞搬過來

1593
01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:34,041
‪她叫露西亞

1594
01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:36,625
‪她人很好，聰明又漂亮

1595
01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:40,958
‪她要來吃晚餐，我想邀你一起來

1596
01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:46,041
‪當然，我很樂意

1597
01:25:46,791 --> 01:25:48,791
‪不會吧，我也是這樣想

1598
01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:52,250
‪我把電話交給琪雅拉了，今晚見

1599
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,166
‪好，再見

1600
01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:03,166
‪這不是我的主意

1601
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,958
‪達里歐、露西亞

1602
01:26:06,041 --> 01:26:07,333
‪-幸會
‪-我也是

1603
01:26:08,625 --> 01:26:10,458
‪義大利麵配鮮蝦和西葫蘆

1604
01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:11,416
‪-真美味
‪-太好了

1605
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,833
‪要我把酒放進冰箱嗎？

1606
01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,708
‪-那就太好了
‪-我來幫忙

1607
01:26:14,791 --> 01:26:16,125
‪-哇
‪-好，謝謝

1608
01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:18,666
‪我們的女主人真可愛，妳是哪裡人？

1609
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:20,416
‪-塔蘭托
‪-我的父母來自雷契

1610
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,500
‪-不會吧！真巧
‪-同一個地區

1611
01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:24,416
‪對

1612
01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,625
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

1613
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,708
‪我們要舉杯敬什麼？

1614
01:26:31,916 --> 01:26:33,208
‪-敬我們
‪-敬新朋友

1615
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:34,125
‪沒錯

1616
01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:36,458
‪來吧，總算好了

1617
01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:38,958
‪-讓我知道你的想法
‪-太好吃了

1618
01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:40,458
‪真的很棒，做得好

1619
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:42,708
‪-這裡來了家新的魚販
‪-不會吧

1620
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:46,375
‪-太棒了
‪-太棒了

1621
01:26:57,791 --> 01:27:00,625
‪謝謝你們給了我愉快的一晚

1622
01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:02,833
‪我的榮幸，下次再約

1623
01:27:02,916 --> 01:27:04,208
‪-我喜歡
‪-再見

1624
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,000
‪-妳的外套
‪-等等

1625
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:07,125
‪來吧

1626
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:09,125
‪妳需要搭便車嗎？

1627
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:10,750
‪不用，我要待在這裡

1628
01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:12,500
‪我在問露西亞

1629
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:15,375
‪-你往哪個方向？
‪-妳要去哪裡都行

1630
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,375
‪他們真是登對

1631
01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:24,458
‪我同意

1632
01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,083
‪我想我還是回家好了

1633
01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:28,791
‪為什麼？

1634
01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:31,583
‪我早上有很多事要做

1635
01:27:31,666 --> 01:27:33,666
‪這樣比較方便

1636
01:27:41,041 --> 01:27:43,000
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

1637
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:48,375
‪怎麼了？

1638
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:52,416
‪別告訴我妳的熱水器壞了
‪妳需要洗個澡

1639
01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:54,291
‪別說了

1640
01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:58,375
‪我要問你一件事

1641
01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:02,125
‪但是拜託你正經回答，好嗎？

1642
01:28:02,208 --> 01:28:03,291
‪好

1643
01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,041
‪有人在你家嗎？

1644
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,625
‪不，沒有別人

1645
01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:10,708
‪好

1646
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,500
‪那天晚上…

1647
01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:18,666
‪對

1648
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:19,958
‪在里斯本…

1649
01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:21,041
‪對

1650
01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:24,791
‪你真的是要去尿尿嗎？

1651
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:28,375
‪不是

1652
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,625
‪好孩子！

1653
01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:49,125
‪做得好！

1654
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:51,375
‪好孩子，阿姨，可以過來這裡嗎？

1655
01:28:52,375 --> 01:28:54,208
‪我來切蛋糕

1656
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:55,666
‪-我來幫妳
‪-馬上回來

1657
01:28:55,750 --> 01:28:56,875
‪不…

1658
01:29:02,083 --> 01:29:05,583
‪來吧，刀子和所有餐具都在這裡

1659
01:29:08,458 --> 01:29:09,875
‪你看到他們了嗎？

1660
01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:11,791
‪誰？

1661
01:29:12,291 --> 01:29:14,250
‪什麼意思？達里歐和琪雅拉

1662
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,583
‪-對
‪-他們很奇怪吧？

1663
01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:20,000
‪沒什麼特別的奇怪啊

1664
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,125
‪你沒事吧？感覺你心情有點低落

1665
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:29,208
‪只是工作上有些麻煩…

1666
01:29:29,708 --> 01:29:32,166
‪怎麼了？倫敦那邊不順利嗎？

1667
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:36,125
‪我知道你很介意那本恐怖小說

1668
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:38,416
‪但說真的，那不是他擅長的領域

1669
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,583
‪黑色小說比較經典

1670
01:29:41,541 --> 01:29:42,458
‪妳說得對

1671
01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:44,125
‪-這些都準備好了
‪-好

1672
01:29:45,041 --> 01:29:47,916
‪有件事我想跟妳說

1673
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,166
‪我已經知道了

1674
01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:54,708
‪什麼意思？

1675
01:29:54,791 --> 01:29:55,958
‪我看到訊息了

1676
01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:57,500
‪妳查看我的手機嗎？

1677
01:30:00,041 --> 01:30:01,708
‪你劈腿了

1678
01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:07,541
‪對，那些訊息我都看過了

1679
01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:10,041
‪你還愛著你的太太

1680
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,791
‪整件事就是天大的錯誤

1681
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:15,500
‪對不起

1682
01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:17,541
‪有點老套，但很可愛

1683
01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:23,250
‪我是個爛人

1684
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,250
‪沒錯，你就是

1685
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:26,875
‪但說真的

1686
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:29,583
‪你真的要在我們兒子的生日
‪向我坦誠這件事嗎？

1687
01:30:29,666 --> 01:30:30,625
‪我怎麼知道？

1688
01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:33,875
‪這種事什麼時候説都不合適

1689
01:30:34,375 --> 01:30:36,833
‪我是個混蛋

1690
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,916
‪嘿…

1691
01:30:47,541 --> 01:30:49,458
‪我們又有孩子了

1692
01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:56,000
‪萬一是女孩呢？

1693
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:58,458
‪你要替她取什麼名字？

1694
01:30:58,958 --> 01:31:00,041
‪對不起

1695
01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:14,250
‪你真的傷害了我

1696
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,291
‪對不起

1697
01:31:17,541 --> 01:31:18,875
‪你是個混蛋

1698
01:31:24,625 --> 01:31:26,500
‪來了

1699
01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:33,041
‪-親愛的，快來
‪-過來

1700
01:31:35,833 --> 01:31:38,500
‪對不起

1701
01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:40,916
‪真的很抱歉

1702
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:49,208
‪送我去醫院，莎拉！

1703
01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:51,583
‪妳必須放開我的手！

1704
01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:55,166
‪我幹嘛要出來？

1705
01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:57,583
‪-救命啊！
‪-好

1706
01:31:57,666 --> 01:32:00,750
‪-妳的手機在身邊嗎？
‪-我的羊水剛剛破了

1707
01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:02,833
‪天啊！

1708
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:04,041
‪好！

1709
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,333
‪好，我的姪女要出生了

1710
01:32:06,416 --> 01:32:10,166
‪你的姪女肯定有個大頭！

1711
01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,875
‪嗨，路卡

1712
01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:22,208
‪-嗨
‪-怎麼樣？

1713
01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:23,500
‪怎麼了？

1714
01:32:24,083 --> 01:32:26,750
‪她在莎拉車上時，羊水突然破了

1715
01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,250
‪我們趕到這裡

1716
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:30,125
‪沒事吧？

1717
01:32:30,208 --> 01:32:31,833
‪-我怎麼知道？
‪-什麼…

1718
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,541
‪我怎麼知道？我又沒懷孕過

1719
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,041
‪幸好你沒有

1720
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:38,208
‪我只知道她在尖叫，叫個不停

1721
01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:41,166
‪-琪雅拉在哪裡？
‪-這裡

1722
01:32:41,666 --> 01:32:42,708
‪馬特歐陪著她嗎？

1723
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:44,625
‪沒有

1724
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:45,708
‪沒有？

1725
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:49,083
‪因為倫敦的事嗎？

1726
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:52,208
‪-他的女兒…
‪-我不知道

1727
01:32:52,291 --> 01:32:53,916
‪-誰跟琪雅拉在一起？
‪-現在嗎？

1728
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,583
‪-對，誰陪著她？
‪-莎拉和…

1729
01:33:06,208 --> 01:33:07,458
‪你好

1730
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:10,375
‪妳在這裡做什麼？

1731
01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:12,916
‪我兩週前剛回來

1732
01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:18,083
‪你知道嗎？

1733
01:33:22,166 --> 01:33:23,166
‪我打給馬特歐

1734
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:26,291
‪-不，她說…
‪-他應該打電話

1735
01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:28,375
‪我不管他們的事了

1736
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,958
‪-她怎麼樣了？
‪-還是一樣

1737
01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:33,916
‪宮縮還是很慢

1738
01:33:34,416 --> 01:33:37,583
‪我發誓，我差點心臟病發作

1739
01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:39,916
‪-親愛的…
‪-我要出去透透氣

1740
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:40,833
‪好

1741
01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:43,000
‪一切都很好

1742
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,500
‪別擔心

1743
01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:47,500
‪快點，我們待會見

1744
01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:51,000
‪對，我在這裡，再見

1745
01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:54,291
‪他怎麼說？

1746
01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:58,041
‪他在路上了

1747
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:04,125
‪那我回病房了

1748
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,083
‪你呢？

1749
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,500
‪我在這裡等他

1750
01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:40,208
‪我討厭過去這幾個月沒有你的日子

1751
01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:42,875
‪即使我們沒有在一起

1752
01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:48,875
‪每次有人問我是否單身
‪我還是說不是

1753
01:34:50,041 --> 01:34:52,833
‪我想打給你

1754
01:34:52,916 --> 01:34:55,791
‪但我也希望你打給我

1755
01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,083
‪但是你沒有

1756
01:34:58,625 --> 01:35:01,375
‪我一天比一天更想念你

1757
01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:07,333
‪最後我說服自己，你不再愛我了

1758
01:35:09,166 --> 01:35:10,958
‪胡說，妳明明知道的

1759
01:35:11,541 --> 01:35:13,791
‪你怎能這麼說？

1760
01:35:16,333 --> 01:35:19,666
‪你上了飛機，從此連個簡訊也沒有

1761
01:35:20,666 --> 01:35:23,000
‪對，但那不是…

1762
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,291
‪那不代表我不愛妳

1763
01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:31,666
‪那麼你為何不打電話？

1764
01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:34,375
‪自尊心？

1765
01:35:34,458 --> 01:35:36,625
‪不，和妳的原因相同

1766
01:35:36,708 --> 01:35:41,541
‪妳也沒告訴我，妳回來兩個星期了

1767
01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:45,250
‪好，對不起

1768
01:35:47,541 --> 01:35:48,708
‪怎麼了？

1769
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,916
‪現在你是成熟的那一個

1770
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,750
‪因為你先道歉了，這讓我很氣

1771
01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:08,625
‪她在哪裡？

1772
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,166
‪大家好！

1773
01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,208
‪所以呢？

1774
01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:30,333
‪3800公克

1775
01:36:33,416 --> 01:36:35,666
‪她真是巨嬰！

1776
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:37,916
‪-她有頭髮嗎？
‪-有

1777
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,375
‪-天啊！
‪-比她叔叔還多嗎？

1778
01:36:39,458 --> 01:36:41,333
‪-閉嘴！
‪-比她叔叔還多

1779
01:36:42,416 --> 01:36:44,208
‪-我們能見她嗎？
‪-天啊！

1780
01:37:15,875 --> 01:37:17,291
‪真是可愛的遊戲

1781
01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:19,750
‪很可惜，他告訴你們的故事

1782
01:37:19,833 --> 01:37:20,791
‪一半都沒發生過

1783
01:37:20,875 --> 01:37:22,958
‪又來了？我發誓…

1784
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:25,541
‪-妳還跟他在一起嗎？
‪-不會太久了

1785
01:37:25,625 --> 01:37:27,750
‪我說過了，這不重要

1786
01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:28,708
‪所以你說

1787
01:37:28,791 --> 01:37:29,958
‪根據你的說法

1788
01:37:30,041 --> 01:37:31,750
‪誰跟誰在一起都可以嘛

1789
01:37:31,833 --> 01:37:33,125
‪當然不是

1790
01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:36,000
‪我沒說個性合不合並不重要…

1791
01:37:37,541 --> 01:37:38,583
‪好，聽我說

1792
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:40,416
‪我們再回到柏拉圖的蘋果吧

1793
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:42,750
‪這個比喻很好

1794
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:45,041
‪-對
‪-聽我說

1795
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:47,291
‪如果我是半個蘋果…

1796
01:37:47,375 --> 01:37:50,208
‪又圓又紅的蘋果，好嗎？

1797
01:37:50,291 --> 01:37:53,791
‪我不會去找一個綠色、橢圓形的蘋果

1798
01:37:53,875 --> 01:37:57,166
‪但如果我遇到一個和我一樣
‪又紅又圓的蘋果

1799
01:37:57,250 --> 01:38:00,916
‪即使有碰傷，即使是深淺不同的紅

1800
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,208
‪我還是會去努力

1801
01:38:02,291 --> 01:38:03,333
‪也許假以時日

1802
01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:06,000
‪我會試著改變自己的紅色

1803
01:38:06,583 --> 01:38:08,125
‪她想試著改變自己的紅色

1804
01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:11,500
‪雖然很累，也無法達到完美
‪但這是可行的

1805
01:38:11,583 --> 01:38:15,541
‪我懂，重點不是找到“你的”靈魂伴侶

1806
01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:17,541
‪而是是找“一個”靈魂伴侶

1807
01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:20,250
‪沒錯，另一半讓我們完整

1808
01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,375
‪你不覺得這有點憤世嫉俗嗎？

1809
01:38:22,458 --> 01:38:24,250
‪你跟某人在一起

1810
01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:27,250
‪但你也可以跟其他人在一起？

1811
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:29,000
‪當然不會，法蘭切斯科

1812
01:38:29,083 --> 01:38:31,666
‪我們談戀愛時，人就會隨之改變

1813
01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:34,750
‪其他的選擇自然就不存在了

1814
01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:39,041
‪如果我小時候就搬到波士頓

1815
01:38:39,125 --> 01:38:41,208
‪現在我會是另一個人

1816
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:44,083
‪我不會和現在一樣，對吧？

1817
01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:47,250
‪所以我們才不告訴你們
‪馬特歐和誰結婚了

1818
01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:48,416
‪你現在懂了嗎？

1819
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:50,541
‪我們一輩子都在說

1820
01:38:50,625 --> 01:38:53,208
‪“如果當初怎麼樣…”

1821
01:38:53,291 --> 01:38:55,500
‪好，不要告訴我們

1822
01:38:55,583 --> 01:38:56,500
‪好吧

1823
01:38:56,583 --> 01:38:57,708
‪不過…

1824
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,916
‪-沒那麼容易？
‪-為什麼？

1825
01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:03,375
‪因為他們來了

1826
01:39:03,458 --> 01:39:04,666
‪-不！
‪-是他們嗎？

1827
01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:07,166
‪我已經習慣了這個謎團

1828
01:39:07,750 --> 01:39:08,625
‪或者…

1829
01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:10,500
‪-費德莉卡
‪-我是達里歐

1830
01:39:10,583 --> 01:39:11,583
‪幸會

1831
01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:38,166
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1832
01:44:15,541 --> 01:44:19,583
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