1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,194 You came two hours early. 4 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,361 What's going on? 5 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:45,491 I know, but I couldn't hold my horses. I found it! 6 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,493 You found what? 7 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:54,958 Wow. 8 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,377 Wow, indeed. 9 00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:01,131 I asked a guy at the Burns & Nobels bookstore to check in the back, 10 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,175 and there you go. 11 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,261 Last book in the whole bookstore. 12 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,346 I thought they burned it all. 13 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,433 Not all! Please, can you sign it for me? 14 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,603 Of course. 15 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,280 I wanted to ask you. 16 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,491 Why did you titled it Halloween bills? 17 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,911 Hmm... It's a long story. 18 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,664 Come on, we have time. 19 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,457 Okay. 20 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,167 I see we need to kill two hours. 21 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,502 You are funny. 22 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:42,089 Kill two hours. Haha, stop it girl. 23 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,466 Okay. So... 24 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,343 after last Halloween, 25 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,512 I was collecting all the bills. 26 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,639 I always decorate our house. 27 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,435 So I bought many fake bones, skulls, legs. 28 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,606 You know, all the parts to make our house spectacular from the outside. 29 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,984 My final bill was huge. 30 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,862 So I was thinking, 31 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,073 Michael leaves all the bodies at places where he kills people. 32 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,492 Why can't he just bring them home? 33 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,163 I could some of the dead body parts as decorations. 34 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,499 No more plastic, cheap, poorly made stuff. 35 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,293 No more bills. 36 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:24,256 Problem solves. So I texted him “Bring body home”. 37 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,469 Wow. That was smart, and? 38 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,888 That's it. That was my inspiration. 39 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,517 That was a pretty quick story actually. 40 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,142 Yeah, 41 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,605 when you have an idea for the book, the rest is just easier. 42 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,650 All you need is the beginning of the story and how it should end. 43 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,486 And then you just place actions and dialogues. 44 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,571 Like in this film. 45 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,615 What film? 46 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,159 Never mind. 47 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:38,247 Hey, I wanted to ask you. Is she here? 48 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,581 Our guest? 49 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,833 Yup. 50 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,960 Yes, she is in here. 51 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,379 Can I see her? 52 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,505 Sure. 53 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,716 It is her lunch anyway. 54 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,966 But first, 55 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,678 hide the knives, we don't want to scare her. 56 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,277 How sweet. 57 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,494 Fresh meat. 58 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,663 Welcome to prime time, bitch! 59 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:24,501 Haha, I will you by pretty and your little soul too. 60 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,757 Okay, that is enough of these quotes from your husband's movies. 61 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,425 She needs to eat now. 62 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,309 You know the rules. 63 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,157 Wow, she must be hungry. 64 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,452 Yes, and it is going to take a while. 65 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,664 You want to read some stuff I wrote for my next book? 66 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,668 Sure. 67 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,396 When I wake up, 68 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,274 I sit and resolve every decision I am going to make in the day. 69 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,527 What I am going to eat. What I am going to wear. 70 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,903 How I am going to feel. 71 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,280 If we are honest, I think we all do. 72 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,157 We never surprise ourselves. 73 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,328 I mean you'd have to believe there was a way your body can do something your mind didn't want. 74 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,414 Or wasn't expecting. I think that is crazy. 75 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,506 We already know if we are going to skydive or eat octopus. 76 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:53,423 We already know. 77 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:58,137 It is just that tipping point of whether or not we have the courage to say yes. 78 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,848 Or the good sense to say no. 79 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,192 But then again, what do I know? 80 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,237 I am let's say, twenty nine. 81 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,446 I am single. 82 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,533 I don't even own a cat. Is owning slavery? 83 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,493 Are animals slaves? 84 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,030 I suppose we are all slaves. 85 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:27,207 Slave to our jobs, to society, to our own fears and desires. 86 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:31,503 And when you revolt against even one of those, you lose at life. 87 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,507 You become a twenty nine year old, with no relationships, no cat, 88 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,801 and a bed that is just a mattress on the floor. 89 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,807 So why now, this? It is not like I haven't before. 90 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,684 It is like a bike, right? 91 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,396 Though God help you if you fall off, it could be painful. 92 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,356 An issue, at the very least. 93 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,664 This is a young person's game now. Isn't it? 94 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,625 Or maybe that is why I am doing it. 95 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,126 To prove I still can. 96 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,588 To prove I am still in demand, and can still close a deal. 97 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:21,428 God, I sound like all those bros making trades and doing lines of coke from a hookers bleaches asshole. 98 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,890 How do we do this again? 99 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,683 Hi, my name is bla bla. 100 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,478 I am here to bla bla, your bla, until you bla. 101 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,763 Then I am going to bla and hopefully I will feel satisfied. 102 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,190 But I won't. 103 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,316 I never do. 104 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:41,490 I keep trying, over and over again. This one. This will make me feel important. 105 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,676 Special. No, maybe just alive? 106 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,244 But it won't. 107 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,621 Nothing will. 108 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,748 Or should I say no one thing will. 109 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,852 We need all three masters. Job. Society. Self. 110 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:56,296 At best, I have one and a half of those. 111 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,093 Look at me. 112 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,762 Jesus fucking Christ. Just look at me. 113 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,389 I am old. 114 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,516 I am getting old. 115 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,935 Is this even attractive anymore? 116 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,106 My hair is like a lightening storm, I am too short or too tall? 117 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,899 Who even fucking knows anymore? 118 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,527 Am I even pretty? I don't even know. 119 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,070 I used to be. 120 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,072 But now. 121 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,579 Could I even get a guy to take me home anymore? 122 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,333 How long will he want to say? What will he say? Will he be a dick? 123 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,918 I feel like that's probable. 124 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,690 How do I respond to him to him being a dick, when he inevitably is one? 125 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,714 Just smile? 126 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,717 Act like I agree with him? 127 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,108 And worst than that. What if I like him? 128 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,526 What if he is nice? 129 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:04,948 What if, he opens my door, pulls out my chair, tells me I look pretty and listens to what I have to say? 130 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,576 I don't need that kind of fucking complication. 131 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:11,455 I don't have the time or energy to deal with something like that. 132 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,542 When will they finally invent mind control? 133 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:19,504 You know how everyone always says “hey, they'd say we would have flying cars by now”. 134 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,798 Well, news flash! They are called airplanes. 135 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,260 So is mind control really too much to ask for? 136 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:26,802 Cleavage. 137 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,848 Cleavage used to do it. Perfect mind control. 138 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:34,394 You could tell a guy you were going to chop his head off and put it in the freezer with thirty other guys, 139 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,105 and he'd just smile and stare into the canyon. 140 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,859 Now they want a ridiculously proportioned Jessica Rabbit, 141 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,862 and a butt job on the table by dessert. 142 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,038 Sigh. 143 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,539 Just treat it like work. 144 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:55,957 I mean, it is work. 145 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,543 War paint, uniform, script and rules. 146 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,630 Say this, don't say that. Do this, don't do that. 147 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,632 It's all a hostage negotiation. 148 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,718 Until the end, when someone inescapably dies. 149 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:08,720 Then, what a mess. 150 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,222 It is always a mess. 151 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:14,101 People think that there is a good, easy, clean, fast way to do it. 152 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,393 But there isn't. 153 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:20,232 I mean, there is good, easy and fast, but never clean and it's tough. 154 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,526 No matter how many times you have done it. 155 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:26,488 I just wish, when I was done with them, they would just disappear. 156 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,490 I don't know. 157 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,700 Maybe I shouldn't go through with this. 158 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,494 It has been so long. 159 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,496 I am standing here, second guessing my shoes, 160 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:38,500 when no man has ever walked away because of a woman's shoes. 161 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,545 Why do we get dressed up like this at all? 162 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,756 The guy never cares. 163 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:45,965 Never. 164 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:50,470 I mean, yeah, if you show up to an expensive dinner in an oversized Mickey Mouse sweat shirt, 165 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,514 he might shy away. 166 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,516 I just mean, within reason. 167 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:59,187 You think a guy ever goes back to his buddies and says “She was nice, but damn bro, 168 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,523 those Louboutins were a boner killer”. 169 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,233 Not fucking likely. 170 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,695 I am nervous. 171 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:07,654 Me? 172 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:08,864 Nervous? 173 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,574 Of this? 174 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,097 What are you talking about, you already made the decision, this morning. 175 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,414 Remember. 176 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,791 I just don't know if my courage will hold out. 177 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,503 What? You didn't hear me honking? 178 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,231 Doesn't matter. 179 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,715 I got to take a shit anyway. 180 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:29,885 I was out with the boys before. 181 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,262 Got a whole fucking tub of wing, 182 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,431 so I ain't really that hungry anyway. 183 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,681 What's this? 184 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,185 Apple? 185 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,146 What are you fucking Hamish? 186 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:47,486 So, you got something for me? 187 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,488 Damn. 188 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,616 You look good. 189 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,243 Since I am not hungry. 190 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,787 You could clearly stand to miss a meal. 191 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:01,708 How about we just stay here, and fuck? 192 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,777 I do got to take that dumb though. 193 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,289 Hmm. 194 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,739 That was easier than I thought. 195 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,339 God what is this? Disappointment. 196 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:53,552 Am I sad about missing dinner? Or am I sad about that he didn't disappoint me? 197 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,070 Bit, strange. 198 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:16,783 You could have Uber bring Mc Donalds to a house you rented on AirBnB, 199 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,868 while you schedule an assassination online. 200 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,884 It is a dangerous world. 201 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:41,766 It's just convenient, that's all. 202 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,461 Wow, that was something. 203 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,337 Thanks. 204 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:13,505 And now this. 205 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,508 This is fascinating. 206 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,093 The way she looks. 207 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,262 The way she eats. 208 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,516 You really need to tell me, why I need to keep her here? 209 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,935 You don't have your own garage or basement? 210 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,313 You see… 211 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,069 Oh, she is here. 212 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,710 Jay Daughter. How are you sweety? 213 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,755 I almost didn't recognize you. 214 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,091 Nice hair girl. 215 00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:55,525 So, why did the hell raiser lady not come again? 216 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,237 She is at the acupuncture place. 217 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,488 Again? 218 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:06,911 The doctor says that for her migraines she should come to his office, each day. 219 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,496 So she does. 220 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,498 Seven days a week. 221 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,459 Poor hell raiser lady. 222 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,169 I miss her. 223 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:18,506 Having the stuff in her face, she can't even put her makeup on. 224 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,801 Or even a basic base. 225 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:25,679 Anyway, 226 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:32,520 I must say ladies our Thursday hangouts, manicure, pedicure at my house is what I am waiting for the whole week. 227 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,521 Yeah. 228 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:37,192 The “why we need to kill each male technician in the city”. 229 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,319 So there will be none. 230 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:40,861 That's what we are. 231 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:46,785 You know it could be better if we order pineapple pizza. 232 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:47,676 Yeah. 233 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,746 Pineapple pizza is my favorite. 234 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,582 Do you like pineapple on pizza, Jay Daughter? 235 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,922 Okay. Let me call Papa Jesus then. 236 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:08,139 Are you sure you want to touch the subject? 237 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:09,933 It is a delicate matter. 238 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,811 We don't want Miranda to get mad. 239 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:14,102 I don't know, 240 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,688 maybe when she comes back, 241 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,482 I will ask her. 242 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,737 Okay. Ordered. 243 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,864 One large with double pineapple. 244 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:28,743 I wanted to ask you something. 245 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,662 Okay. Shoot. 246 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:34,833 Actually, Jay Daughter wanted to know... 247 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,169 What? It is your idea. 248 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:39,228 Wait. 249 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,672 Jay Daughter talks? 250 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,590 I thought she is mute. 251 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,717 She is. 252 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:48,388 She uses Morse alphabet to communicate. 253 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,140 I am sorry, Alphabet what? 254 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,601 Morse. Alphabet. 255 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,856 You see, she blinks to me and I read what she says. 256 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,817 Fucking amazing. Can I try? 257 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,618 She said there is no such word. 258 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,831 I blinked like a hundred times, it must mean something. 259 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,791 What did you say? 260 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,878 I asked her why her name is Jay Daughter. 261 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,838 I still don't get it. 262 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:26,092 Her father was a Jason, so her name is Jay daughter. 263 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,803 I thought you would know by now. 264 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:30,346 Okay. 265 00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,973 I did not know that. 266 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,265 I know now. 267 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:37,353 You actually need to learn this language. Just like any other language. 268 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,104 Hmmm. 269 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,900 Fuck it, then. What did she want to know? 270 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:46,487 She wanted to know why your brother… 271 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,198 why your brother didn't kill Laurient. 272 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:54,495 For so many years she seemed to be unbeatable, untouchable, unbreakable. 273 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:55,871 Shit, 274 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,583 I knew this question would pop out sooner than later. 275 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,628 Don't answer if you don't want to. 276 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:08,718 I told you she gets upset. 277 00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:11,679 No, I am good. 278 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,515 You are my best friends and you deserve to know. 279 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:20,271 So today Lorry, played by actress Miss Curtis has an appointment down town. 280 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,523 She will be seeing her agent. 281 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,818 Oh, she is play in the new movie. 282 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,947 No it is her advertising agent. 283 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:33,868 The new yogurt will hit the market soon and they wanted her to advertise it on TV. 284 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,204 You know, like a new commercial. 285 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,081 New yogurt, huh? 286 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,250 Yup and my brother is planning to kill Lorry there. 287 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:45,129 I mean Miss Curtis along with some members of the agency. 288 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:50,176 Maybe today is the day he will finally kill her. 289 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,679 What if he misses? 290 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,390 Then she goes to the beach. 291 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,183 He will follow her there. 292 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,519 What if he misses her on the beach? 293 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:03,731 Then she goes to the car dealer and he will follow her each day. 294 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,734 And I know each day is a failure, 295 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,319 but he is strong. 296 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,071 He never gives up. 297 00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:12,782 Once he starts something, he finishes it. 298 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,784 That's just who he is. 299 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:21,457 Jay Daughter says that maybe he will fall in love with her. 300 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,500 Lorry? 301 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,709 No. 302 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:24,919 He would tell me about it. 303 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,754 That's impossible. 304 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,138 I know this photo. 305 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,514 It's old. 306 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:41,227 And this is when it started, long time ago. 307 00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:43,813 I don't believe it. 308 00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,648 It is just photoshopped. 309 00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:46,832 Nope. 310 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,735 I saw more online. 311 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:51,946 They make sweaters together. Sweaters. 312 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,324 He brought five sweaters last weeks. 313 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,493 I thought these were victims clothing. 314 00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:00,204 Wow, this is a shocker. 315 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:03,207 I am going to have to talk to Michael about this. 316 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:07,853 Well. 317 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,505 Right on time. 318 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,674 Feeding time. 319 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:29,776 Girls help me out. 320 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:53,715 Eat. 321 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,678 Uh-huh. 322 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,267 It will take some time. 323 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,103 She will eat eventually. 324 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,564 You girls want to read some other stories in the meantime? 325 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:53,685 Death. Holy death. 326 00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:58,489 Okay. 327 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,199 You got this. 328 00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:01,249 This is meant to be. 329 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,095 Pam, you have ten minutes till we are rolling. 330 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,120 What? 331 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:05,329 Are you calling me Jess? 332 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:08,332 I wish I was fucking joking. I also wish you were not an hour late. 333 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,060 What are you talking about? Call time is at 3. 334 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,169 No, it was at 2. 335 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,880 Auditions are always just so nerve wrecking for me. I am sorry. 336 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,465 I told you not to kiss me in front of people that know me. 337 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:17,633 Sorry. I forgot. 338 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,467 Be quiet. 339 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,739 Jessie, you painted sixteen lollipops this morning, we need to double that before we wrap today. Alright. 340 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,140 Fucking, Jesus Christ. 341 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:26,058 Great feat cell sir. Three ice cubes. Go. 342 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,935 But when exactly should I do something. 343 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:28,869 I don't care. 344 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,164 Do it during your lunch break, okay? 345 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,542 Honestly, nobody should be eating or shitting, till the network picks this up. Alright. 346 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,566 Ryan, 347 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:35,609 fix the fucking lighting. 348 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,588 How many times have I told you that it is an intel stop fucking… 349 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:41,574 If I have to paint one more fucking lollipop, I will burn this place to the ground. 350 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,952 I know. I know. I know. You are a really hard worker, Okay? 351 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:48,682 Just know that I wouldn't have made it this far if it hadn't been my second in the lane. 352 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:51,626 That's bullshit Kim. You know you don't need me. 353 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,854 You know you wouldn't have made it this far, unless the costume director… 354 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,505 I said, don't kiss me in front of people that know me. 355 00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:59,425 Sorry. I thought we were having a moment. 356 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,177 Argh. 357 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:02,887 Wait right here, and do not move. 358 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:06,474 Jason Carrigan's screen testing right now. It's between you and him. 359 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,226 Jason Carrigan? 360 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,978 The internet's boyfriend Justin Carrigan. 361 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,813 Are you fucking kidding me? 362 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:16,567 Yeah, just cause he has like a million followers doesn't mean he is a good actor. 363 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,487 Try to loosen up a little bit. 364 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,239 It is a kid's show. 365 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:31,157 Death. Holy Death. 366 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,092 Oh shucks. 367 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,843 I sure am sad. 368 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:45,346 It is okay to be sad some times. 369 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,515 But it is always better to be with a friend. 370 00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:51,394 And. In. In. Stop. Stop. That's a fucking money maker right there. 371 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:55,106 I sure wish I could find my way out of this candy palace. 372 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,066 Oh, I know. 373 00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,236 I will just sing the song the villager taught me… 374 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,437 Beautiful. Beautiful. You look so fucking good. 375 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,907 Dungo. Dungo. 376 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,151 Come save the day. 377 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,494 Dungo. Dungo. 378 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,496 Your help's the only way. 379 00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:12,415 Dungo. Dungo. 380 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,918 Come save the day. 381 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,298 Dungo. Dungo. Your help's the only way. 382 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,812 Dungo. 383 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:37,398 Holy gum drops, it worked. 384 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:40,359 Can you use your magic to get us out of this place? 385 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:44,363 The villagers said you are the most magical creature in all the world 386 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,324 and I would love to fly away with you, 387 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:51,495 I am kind of scared here and lonely and I don't like it one bit. 388 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,414 Can we have friendship forever, 389 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:58,252 and bonding, and go fishing, and do things that fathers and sons do? 390 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:03,299 I will be your little tiny monster. Haha. Can we hug? 391 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,051 Yay. 392 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,845 Awww... you are so warm. 393 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,597 Kim. 394 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,266 Kim. 395 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,309 Oh, sorry. 396 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,269 I said in your own time, not never. Okay? 397 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,146 Camera speed. 398 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,732 Oh jee, I sure am sad… 399 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,150 Louder please. 400 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,610 Still speeding. 401 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,655 Jee, I sure am sad. It's okay to be sad.. okay… 402 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,175 Can we try with a little more charisma, please? 403 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,428 Remember, you have been caught in this candy forest for days and your tummy is full of gum drops. 404 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,079 You..you want to go home. 405 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:34,788 Still speeding. 406 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,374 What are you doing? 407 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,544 Oh Jee, I sure am sad. 408 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,297 It's okay to be sad some times, 409 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,342 but it is better to have a friend. 410 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:48,928 I wish I had a friend. 411 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,220 Alright. 412 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:55,309 I wish I had a friend who could help me out of the candy forest. 413 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:58,437 Oh, I will sing the song the villagers taught me. 414 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,398 The Gill is just going to fucking hate it. 415 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:02,566 Dungo... 416 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:06,779 Dungo. Dungo. Come save the day. 417 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:11,200 Dungo. Dungo. Your help is the only way… 418 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,701 ayyy… 419 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,570 yyy... 420 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:18,165 Sorry. I was... it was at home and it was good. 421 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,502 Your helps the only way. 422 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,422 I can do it again if you want or… 423 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,590 let me just. I will give it another... 424 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,133 everyone is so quiet. 425 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:48,750 Dungo, it worked. 426 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:50,156 It worked. 427 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,659 Dungo, can you use your magic to help me? 428 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:57,746 Now big hug for Dungo buddy. Big hug. 429 00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:02,543 Big hug for Dungo. 430 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:30,404 Hmmm. You are blowing up. 431 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:36,535 Huh? Oh. Sorry. It's just spam. You know. 432 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,497 I feel you girl. Agents and stuff. Like. 433 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,247 Uh-huh. 434 00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:47,505 Hey, errr… 435 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:51,342 it's a little awkward because we are wearing the same outfit. 436 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,427 We match. Hmmm… haha... 437 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:58,182 Uh-huh… this is just the costume for the production. 438 00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:00,893 Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was making a joke. 439 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,228 Oh, a joke. 440 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,938 Oh... haha... 441 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,272 Oh. That's good. 442 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,607 I am Kim, 443 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:09,610 by the way. That's my name. 444 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,362 Yeah, Jason. 445 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,114 Well I recognize you. 446 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,617 You were in crime scene Anna High. 447 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,536 Yeah. Yeah. I was. 448 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:22,665 Oh my God, I feel like this is so weird. I should be star struck. You are Jason Carrigan. 449 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,333 You were the pervert lady. 450 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:27,503 Yeah. Yeah. I was. I was the crazy pervert lady. 451 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:28,754 Yo. I loved it. 452 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:32,341 You killed your fiancé and you just start rubbing your shit everywhere. 453 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:36,929 All over his body, and stuff. Oh my God. Did they use real poop in that show? 454 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:39,473 I am actually. I think I might be your neighbor. 455 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,850 Oh, yeah. Oh, I live on Gilbert Avenue. 456 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:44,395 Yeah, you are on the century Condos. 457 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,439 No, I am actually at Shermen's. 458 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:48,941 Across the street. 459 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:53,487 It was like a motel, now it is like, sort of like condos and sort mostly. Motel still. 460 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,906 Oh, I still approve. I like that. Yeah. 461 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:59,638 I am just trying to think of a good caption for this picture I took with Dungo earlier. 462 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:03,581 Oh, you got a pic with Dungo. Yeah. 463 00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:05,206 You didn't? 464 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,961 Oh, no. I am not online, so I wouldn't have anywhere to post it. 465 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,253 Dude. 466 00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:13,340 Advice from one artist to another. 467 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:17,511 All they care about is fucking likes, followers and shit. 468 00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:20,389 Got to play the game, but it sucks. 469 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:21,181 Yeah. Right. 470 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,518 Yeah. Yeah. I didn't want to say anything but it is total bullshit. 471 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,560 What the fuck? 472 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,354 Did you just call my job, bullshit? 473 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:30,691 Oh my God, no. I am sorry, that was not…I am… 474 00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:32,276 I am just playing with you. 475 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:33,924 It was a joke, like you did earlier. 476 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,279 Hahaha... 477 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:38,032 Oh, that's funny. 478 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,326 Listen though, I feel you. 479 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,494 I mean on the upside, 480 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:45,623 I have a platform that raise money for the kids' charity I started though. 481 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:46,498 So that's tight. 482 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,126 Oh. Wow, that's amazing. 483 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,253 Kids are pretty much my target demo right now. 484 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,256 I thought you just did a collab with Calvin Klein. 485 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,717 Kelvins for kids. 486 00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:00,346 Dude, it is so sick. 487 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,638 So sick. 488 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:02,514 Cool. 489 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,307 Yeah. Cool. 490 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:07,519 I mean by 2025, we want Calvins on every homeless kid of America. 491 00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:09,980 You know. Your pants have a home with us. 492 00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:11,272 Haha. 493 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:16,028 Yeah, that actually might… that sounds good, and it would work out for sure. 494 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,698 But, you know, it is shitty that you had to do all those productions with Dungo. 495 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:20,907 You know. 496 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,868 I am not…what do you mean? 497 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:28,082 Oh, just that like, Dungo is like extremely ugly 498 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:32,544 and it looks like a fucking like sesame street like kitchen sink monster. 499 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:33,837 Haha. 500 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,089 Maybe. 501 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,146 I don't know. It might as well be my dad. 502 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:38,692 Jason. 503 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:41,112 They want to see you in hair and makeup again before the dance sequence. 504 00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:42,554 Oh hey. Thanks Jess. 505 00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,224 Hey, by the way, 506 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,745 hope this is not like awkward, we are going out for the same role and everything. 507 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:50,521 You know. Take it easy. 508 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,197 You know I am a good dancer, 509 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,742 and I botched that first part, but I am going to kill it in this. 510 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,805 I am going to focus, it is going to be really good and I promise I won't disappoint you… 511 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,749 Kim, I am sorry. I am really sorry. This is just as far as I can take you. 512 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,917 Jess, can you fit Jason into his dance unit, please. 513 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,752 Yes, of course. 514 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,523 Weren't you the pervert lady, from crime scene Anna High, 515 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,632 who like to smeer shit over her dead fiancé, 516 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:21,301 and all over the walls and threw it at the cops and all that. 517 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:22,927 Yeah. 518 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,473 And now you are auditioning for a childrens program? 519 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,142 Yes, sir. 520 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,478 Can we get the casting director… 521 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:32,937 Kim. 522 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,692 It was Dungo. If the design is tweaked a little bit, I… 523 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,444 Kim, it is not Don Go. 524 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,070 I just can't keep doing this. 525 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,241 I can't keep getting you jobs on productions and.. and…just have you tank them. 526 00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:46,034 Like, is this what you really want? 527 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,078 Okay, it was Don Go. 528 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:51,415 And he's so fucked up looking, I couldn't concentrate. It is not my fault. 529 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,540 It is not Don Go. 530 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:56,879 Okay, why doesn't nobody else realize that this monster looks crazy. 531 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,571 Like, I feel like I am going crazy. 532 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,758 Okay. You need to leave, you are embarrassing me. 533 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,300 Jess. 534 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:03,718 No. 535 00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:07,264 Please, no. You know I can do this. You know I need this. 536 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,433 I need this, please. Please. Please. 537 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,268 Background. 538 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,487 What? 539 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,092 What do you mean they can count with negative. 540 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:31,747 No mom, listen, I just got back from very promising audition and… 541 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:33,165 What if you just came back home? 542 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,919 No, I am not gonna come home. I just need a couple more months. 543 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,338 I have gone on TV, didn't I. 544 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:42,226 Jesus Fucking Christ! 545 00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:45,260 No, it is acting. I didn't really eat poop. 546 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,056 What do you mean, dad's embarrassed? 547 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,851 Does he know that Crime Scene Anna High right in passage with Hollywood? 548 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,356 Okay, I will talk to you tomorrow mom. 549 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,650 I will talk to you tomorrow. 550 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,199 Oh Jee, I sure am sad. 551 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,162 But it is okay to be sad some times. 552 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,413 Boys and girls. 553 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:19,586 But, 554 00:47:20,462 --> 00:47:23,090 sure helps to have a friend some time. 555 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:28,178 Shucks, 556 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:31,306 I wish I could find my way out of the candy palace. 557 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:39,064 Oh, I know I will sing the song the villagers taught me. 558 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,944 Dungo. Dungo. Dungo. Come save the day. 559 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:48,323 Dungo. Dungo. Your help is the only way. 560 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:50,859 Fucking trash. 561 00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:04,213 Hello? 562 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:10,387 I can hear someone. You better watch out. 563 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,142 If you are in here. I will…I will get you. 564 00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:29,740 Who the fuck are you? 565 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:35,078 Okay. I don't know what is going on. 566 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:39,082 I know you think this is funny. But, I..I have had a really shitty day. 567 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,501 And you just have to take the Dungo costume and go. 568 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:45,172 This. This isn't costume. 569 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,424 Jesus Christ. 570 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,718 Did I hit you hard? 571 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,888 Jesus Christ. Okay let me. 572 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,484 Let me take that thing off your head. And let's see what is going on. 573 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,520 How did you.. okay, I am going to Yank it. 574 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,524 What the fuck? 575 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,821 Is this… 576 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:15,118 Wake up. This isn't real. You are high. This isn't real. 577 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,788 I am real Dungo. What the fuck? 578 00:49:24,419 --> 00:49:25,879 What is happening? 579 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,173 You called me ugly. 580 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,384 What? 581 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:34,096 You said I am kitchen sink sesame street monster. 582 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,515 Maybe you monster. 583 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,559 Okay. Okay, maybe I am. Can you go? 584 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:41,436 Jason is strong. 585 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,522 He not monster. 586 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,983 Jessie likes Jason more. 587 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:53,448 Okay, he has like a million followers and also it is LA, you don't get everything you audition for. 588 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:54,866 Jason does. 589 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,494 You are the one who fucked it up for me. 590 00:49:57,619 --> 00:49:58,829 I did good job. 591 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,914 You f-word it up. 592 00:50:01,581 --> 00:50:03,542 You f-word everything up. 593 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:07,838 Well fine, I will move back to Gary Indiana with mommy and daddy. 594 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:11,133 Is that what you want Dungo? Does that make you happy? 595 00:50:14,219 --> 00:50:15,637 I just..I… 596 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,264 I want an act. 597 00:50:17,597 --> 00:50:22,394 I thought maybe I could get a part as a sassy best friend, in a rom-com. 598 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:29,067 Or a guest appearance on a real show. But, maybe I am just not meant for this. 599 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,404 What does Dungo do? 600 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,197 What? 601 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,117 What does Dungo do? 602 00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:38,869 I don't know Dungo. What do you do? 603 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:40,829 You sing Dungo song. 604 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,165 Dungo saves the day. 605 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,417 Dungo is the only way. 606 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:54,509 Dungo is here to save you. I am the only way. 607 00:50:55,135 --> 00:51:01,516 Okay, I don't know what you are talking about. This is crazy. I am just going to go home. 608 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:05,520 They win if you go back to India. 609 00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:08,857 It is Indiana. Plus, what are you going to do anyways? 610 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,069 Call Jason Carrigan and beg him to give me the job. 611 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,489 Jason goes away. 612 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:20,077 It is not Jason, it is me. I don't have what people want. 613 00:51:20,285 --> 00:51:21,703 I wasn't meant for this. 614 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:23,497 You were meant for this. 615 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,249 Ouch. 616 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,169 You were meant for this. 617 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:31,338 Dungo's palace. 618 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:32,547 Say. 619 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:33,816 I was meant for this. 620 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,550 You were meant for this. 621 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,385 I was meant for this. 622 00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:39,763 You were meant for this. 623 00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:41,473 I was meant for this. Come on. 624 00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:44,351 You were meant for this. Come on. I was meant for this. 625 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,394 You were meant for this. I was meant for this. 626 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:49,940 I was meant for this. 627 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,650 I was meant for this. 628 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:53,318 I was meant for this. 629 00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:58,782 I was meant for this. 630 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:14,631 What the fuck Cam? 631 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,526 You should have called if you were gonna show up like this 632 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:17,634 I got rid of my phone. 633 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:20,345 We need to have this conversation but not here 634 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,430 Jesse I was meant for this 635 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,767 Dude what are you talking about Richie's probably shutting down production 636 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:29,162 Go 637 00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:33,525 Jason couldn't show up for the dance sequence he's like in the hospital 638 00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:34,276 I know 639 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:37,404 Wait. Wait. Why did you say I know? 640 00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:41,616 I didn't say anything Oh god Cam tell me you didn't do anything 641 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:44,703 I didn't do anything 642 00:52:52,377 --> 00:52:58,216 I don't think I'll go back to the village now because of Dungo this candy palace is my new home. 643 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:04,723 Dungo is my best friend and you know that when you have a best friend you always want to dance. 644 00:54:09,162 --> 00:54:10,789 Ah hey um Cam 645 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:15,418 Can you do that a couple more times for us? 646 00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:17,587 Yeah 647 00:54:17,712 --> 00:54:20,924 Yeah I can 648 00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:10,431 Yeah 649 00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:12,100 That's what I have right now 650 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,267 Yes I like it 651 00:55:13,351 --> 00:55:14,853 Jay Daughter? 652 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:21,818 Huh that's weird she ate like crazy for the past 30 days and now she stopped 653 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,445 Just like that 654 00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:25,822 Maybe she's a vegan. 655 00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:30,285 Don't you think I would have known that by now something is wrong. 656 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,246 Are you a vegan? 657 00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:36,750 Maybe she just became one. 658 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:39,794 You know some people stop eating meat in a flash of a second 659 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:44,591 they eat meat their whole life and then they're vegan just like that 660 00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:48,553 Did you just become a vegan just like that? 661 00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:58,188 Jay daughter thinks our guest might be ready. 662 00:55:58,396 --> 00:55:59,564 Ready for what? 663 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,150 To show her skills. 664 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,249 Read it 665 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:21,586 Have a nice day Michael happy killing. 666 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:25,131 What the Fuck is this she sounds like me 667 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:28,510 Hello she can do all of our voices 668 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:30,845 Hello Miranda. 669 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:33,139 I want to play a game. 670 00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,141 No fucking way. 671 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,477 Yes fucking way. 672 00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:39,813 Can she do yours? 673 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:42,649 Please. 674 00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:48,613 Well this is my other mask my original mask is at the cleaners. 675 00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:53,701 This is insane so she can do Jay Daughter's too. 676 00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:56,121 Oh I forgot she can't. 677 00:56:56,704 --> 00:57:01,084 But she can blink the same way as J Daughter. She knows morse alphabet. 678 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:13,096 Unbelievable she has a freaking talent. 679 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:15,807 We have the real deal here. 680 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:18,810 Okay but why is she here? 681 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,520 What's the point? 682 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:24,816 You see your brother Michael already read the script for this film. 683 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,193 What film? 684 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:32,656 Never mind. 685 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:37,495 The important thing is that Michael already knows that we know that he fell in love with Laury 686 00:57:37,662 --> 00:57:41,082 and now he is on the way back here to kill us all. 687 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,668 This person here will survive. 688 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,211 Only her. 689 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:50,508 She will later go to a film post-production studio to record all her voices for this film. 690 00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:52,318 What? 691 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:56,514 Yeah that's true I read the script I survive and the rest of you don't. 692 00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:58,516 Shut the fuck up. 693 00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:00,809 Sorry. 694 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,146 Nobody asked you about anything. 695 00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:05,064 What is going on here? 696 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:06,858 The director of this movie… 697 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:10,487 What fucking movie? Franny is this some kind of prank? 698 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,238 No prank Miranda. 699 00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:14,574 Your next story is written by itself. 700 00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:17,452 Don't worry you're not going to see the end anyway. 701 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:23,124 The director just changed the title from “Halloween Ends” to “Halloween Friends”. 702 00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:27,504 I thought you were my best friend. 703 00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:30,173 I'm still your best friend. 704 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,509 Stop it Franny. It's not funny. 705 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:34,135 Stop what Miranda? 706 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:38,806 You know I have never ever pranked on you and this is just fucking with me. 707 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:41,518 Okay. It's not a prank. 708 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:46,564 Okay so it's not a prank is there anything we can do? 709 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:52,195 No I read the whole screenplay and whatever we do is just pointless. 710 00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:53,904 So, 711 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:57,242 we'll just have to wait for Michael to come home? Huh? 712 00:58:57,450 --> 00:59:01,246 Yes do you have another story to read? 713 00:59:02,163 --> 00:59:04,290 Of course I have tons of them. 714 00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:13,466 Can I read? 715 00:59:16,135 --> 00:59:17,720 Sure. Come closer. 716 00:59:38,324 --> 00:59:39,576 Are we recording? 717 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:42,495 Yes you can start by introducing yourself. 718 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:43,829 Okay. 719 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,707 It's me Dracula. 720 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:53,214 I'm just playing it's the Dracula. Nosferatu. Prince of darkness. 721 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,550 Pokel for the family back home in Romania. 722 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:57,218 Transylvania. 723 00:59:57,510 --> 00:59:59,137 T-town baby. 724 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:05,351 So we all decided to move from Transylvania to a nice community in Florida. 725 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:10,148 If you've never been to Florida in the summer, it feels like the nether regions of hell. 726 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,317 You would know, right? 727 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,111 I'm sorry what was that? 728 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:20,408 Uh I said, you would know what the nether regions of hell feels like. 729 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,494 I'm Dracula. 730 01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:25,371 Not Satan. 731 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:29,791 Umm... 732 01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:32,795 Are you guys trying to blend into your new surroundings? 733 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,340 Yes. Yes we are. 734 01:00:35,506 --> 01:00:38,343 For example I just recently joined the book club. 735 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:45,600 Okay everybody this week's book was Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. 736 01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:46,850 Opinions? 737 01:00:46,934 --> 01:00:47,934 Ideas? 738 01:00:48,102 --> 01:00:49,312 Thoughts? 739 01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:51,481 Amy would you like to begin? 740 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:55,568 Found it to be a great modern twist on a classic story. 741 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,196 Thank you Amy. 742 01:00:58,821 --> 01:00:59,821 Stephanie? 743 01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:01,858 I don't know. 744 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:04,661 I kind of thought it was, you know, very romantic. 745 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,495 Romantic? 746 01:01:06,704 --> 01:01:09,957 Yeah. A little erotic. 747 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:14,796 Seriously? 748 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:21,302 A 465 year old man falling over the high schooler? 749 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,513 You don't find that a little creepy? 750 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:24,931 Okay am I right? 751 01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:29,519 Mr. Dracula everyone is entitled to their own opinion. 752 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:35,692 There's opinion and then I mean it's not erotic. 753 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:38,486 It's creepy Stephanie 754 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:46,494 Mr. Dracula I have to ask you to leave. 755 01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:49,579 Me? 756 01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,800 Amy 757 01:02:01,926 --> 01:02:03,094 Tammy 758 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:06,888 Wow 759 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:09,976 Okay 760 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:11,519 Alright. 761 01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:16,858 I know I'm not wanted. 762 01:02:21,612 --> 01:02:22,612 Good day. 763 01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:32,749 Dracula is a lot of things but a pedophile he is not. 764 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:36,627 I'm doing pretty well than I was doing in Transylvania. 765 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:38,713 I have started modeling. 766 01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:44,510 I don't get it. 767 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:46,637 What? The modeling? 768 01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:47,846 Yeah. 769 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:50,850 Isn't Dracula supposed to be the sexy one? 770 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:53,519 You've seen Braum stoker's uh Dracula, right? 771 01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,145 Look at this. 772 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,564 One big ball of hair. 773 01:02:57,106 --> 01:02:58,941 It's like the 70s all over again. 774 01:03:05,823 --> 01:03:07,468 All right wolfie give me some more teeth now. 775 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:10,870 Come on let's get in there. Very good. Alright, show me some chest. 776 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:13,748 Alright bring it out bring it out. There you go. 777 01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:15,374 Come on. Let's go. 778 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:18,669 You're looking great. Wolfie you're looking great. 779 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:26,344 I don't know if you heard but I got a DUI recently. 780 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:28,471 What happened? 781 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,224 I didn't know what a blood mobile was. 782 01:03:31,432 --> 01:03:33,726 You know the bus where you donate blood. 783 01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:39,065 Well I smell something cooking one day and just wandered onto one. 784 01:03:57,291 --> 01:04:01,128 I ended up going on a pretty heavy bender and tried to drive home. 785 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,090 It wasn't my best moment. 786 01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,510 How are the neighbours reacting to you guys? 787 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:09,929 Good. 788 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,142 Well there was an incident with the camp girl yesterday. 789 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,311 Bad. 790 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:23,276 Hello would you like to buy some cookies? 791 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:24,527 You can try some. 792 01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:33,870 More. More cookies. More. 793 01:04:34,161 --> 01:04:35,746 No. 794 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,212 They were pretty understanding about the whole ordeal. 795 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,599 Yo. Wait, what are you doing? 796 01:04:54,807 --> 01:05:00,104 Hey, what? 797 01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:03,441 No. This is makeup. 798 01:05:03,524 --> 01:05:04,317 Okay. Okay. 799 01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:08,738 I sometimes like to you know wear makeup that's not weird right? 800 01:05:09,488 --> 01:05:11,282 Everybody wears makeup, right? 801 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:13,242 Alright. Alright. 802 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:15,328 You guys can come back later just not now. 803 01:05:17,496 --> 01:05:18,748 Wow. 804 01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:48,194 Do you think the neighbors are starting to accept you? 805 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:53,824 Yeah I think the neighbors are starting to come around. 806 01:06:21,602 --> 01:06:23,229 Sorry. 807 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:38,494 Give me a second I think somebody's at the door. 808 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:40,621 I'll be right back. 809 01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:46,459 Hey there. 810 01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:49,588 I'm Chaz president of the homeowners association. 811 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:56,887 Are you Dr Acula or is it DR acula? 812 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:58,848 Yeah that's me. What's up? 813 01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:01,517 Well we've had some complaints. 814 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:06,397 See your neighbors saw you walking your dog and he wasn't on a leash. 815 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:07,523 Wait a dog? 816 01:07:07,732 --> 01:07:08,732 I don't have a dog? 817 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:09,374 What dog? 818 01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:12,278 Well see one of your neighbors sent me this picture. Right here. 819 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:14,697 That dog. 820 01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:16,552 Yeah listen I know it's embarrassing. 821 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:19,160 My wife dresses our dog up to… 822 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:20,661 I'll tell you what? 823 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:24,248 This one it's on the house okay. 824 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:31,088 Alright you got me I promise I'll have him on the leash from now on. No problem. 825 01:07:31,338 --> 01:07:35,426 Hey thanks buddy and also if you could just get this cleaned up that'd be great. 826 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,803 Anything. Right away. 827 01:07:39,805 --> 01:07:42,685 You have a happened to help them alright. Thanks buddy. See you next time 828 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:50,733 Hey Wolfie come here boy. Time to go for a walk. 829 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:57,198 I mean let's be honest, the bride of Frankenstein. 830 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:00,367 Hot! 831 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:06,540 But, for a very long time now I've been trying to figure out what she sees in frank. 832 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,501 I mean. I don't get it. I mean… 833 01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:14,757 I mean what is that? 834 01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:17,456 Like I don't understand like how is this guy functioning? 835 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,848 This is what she likes? I don't know. 836 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:26,185 I don't get it I just don't get it. 837 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,255 Come to bed Frankie 838 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:56,173 Show not over. 839 01:08:57,591 --> 01:09:00,094 I'll give you something better to look at. 840 01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:15,526 I guess it's just one of those great mysteries of the world. 841 01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:21,115 Frank have you seen the remote? 842 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:24,743 What are you watching? 843 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,204 Frank the remote. 844 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,413 Frank 845 01:09:28,622 --> 01:09:29,790 Frank. 846 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:34,211 We go through this every night with this. Remote. 847 01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:37,464 Are you sitting on it again? 848 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:43,345 What is this a zucchini? 849 01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:48,267 Frank how many times I have to tell you not to eat upstairs. 850 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,686 We have an infestation of bugs. 851 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,147 I gotta do everything around here. 852 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:55,149 Alright. 853 01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:56,399 Huh... 854 01:09:57,234 --> 01:09:58,819 Why is it stuck? 855 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:01,070 Huh... 856 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,531 What the… 857 01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:16,253 What the fuck? 858 01:10:17,504 --> 01:10:18,505 Well. 859 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,634 Mystery solved. 860 01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:29,141 So today I'm on set on a talk show called pay up or shut up. 861 01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:33,354 Some girl Wolfie, used to go out with is trying to say that he's the father one of her kids. 862 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:34,562 You believe that? 863 01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,106 Do you think he's the father? 864 01:10:36,523 --> 01:10:37,691 Of course not. 865 01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:39,526 I mean, could you imagine? 866 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:41,194 Look at him. 867 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:42,820 He's disgusting. 868 01:10:44,448 --> 01:10:45,491 I'm just kidding. 869 01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,868 I'm here for you buddy. 870 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:55,501 And welcome back to another episode of pay up or shut up. 871 01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:57,670 Our next baby daddy… 872 01:10:57,878 --> 01:11:01,757 well he won't even acknowledge his own son. 873 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,427 Oh I know. I know. I know. 874 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,471 He won't pay child support. 875 01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:11,267 He refuses to pay child support because he says the baby isn't his. 876 01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:16,397 I know but we are going to set the record straight. 877 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:19,525 Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the show Mr. Wolfman. 878 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,362 You know that's your baby. 879 01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:28,534 You know that's your baby. No, not possible. 880 01:11:28,909 --> 01:11:32,913 You need to admit that's your son and start paying child support. 881 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,376 No. No. 882 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,837 That is not even mine. 883 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:43,090 I'm over 400 years old. 884 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,633 It's not possible. 885 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:49,263 Alright. Well, hey, Mr. Wolfman we've got a little surprise for you. 886 01:11:49,888 --> 01:11:52,308 Let's bring up that picture of baby Wolfgang. 887 01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:53,516 Bring it. 888 01:11:53,809 --> 01:11:56,353 Oh hell no. 889 01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:59,148 No way. 890 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,900 Doesn't even look anything like me. 891 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:04,820 What you think? 892 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:06,822 Dude, that's your baby. 893 01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,408 Dude, that's your baby. 894 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:14,496 That's your baby. That's your baby. 895 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:18,459 My friend here will tell you that's not my baby. 896 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:21,295 Alright. Well let's ask your buddy. 897 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,589 Dracula, what do you think? 898 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,841 Do you think that baby is his? 899 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:33,265 I'm sorry man that's 100 your kid. 900 01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:37,561 - Oh well there you have it folks. - There you have it. 901 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,104 Seriously? 902 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,899 I told you that was your baby. 903 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:43,501 I told you that was your baby. 904 01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,860 No. No way. That's your baby. 905 01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:52,368 That's your baby. 906 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:12,096 The Wolfman hasn't gone to trial but it's not looking good. 907 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:15,516 The prosecutor's last name Vanhelsing. 908 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:20,187 That's a bad sign. 909 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:25,150 With wolfman being gone we had to bring in a new roommate. 910 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:27,403 The mummy decided to come join us. 911 01:13:31,156 --> 01:13:33,242 Freak 912 01:13:38,163 --> 01:13:40,249 Hairy bastard. 913 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:43,919 She just keeps going. 914 01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:48,382 You got to be kidding me. Wolf man. 915 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:49,800 Hate you. 916 01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,134 He's okay. 917 01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:06,775 Not again. 918 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,694 Fucking. No. 919 01:14:25,502 --> 01:14:27,838 You are a lot faster. 920 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,554 Careful. 921 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:04,165 Freak. 922 01:15:07,419 --> 01:15:08,419 Really? 923 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:21,683 What happened to my laptop? 924 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:29,524 Frank. 925 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,614 So are we done here? 926 01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,492 We're good. Good. Okay. 927 01:15:38,825 --> 01:15:41,286 Oh actually, uh, have you seen our intern Eric? 928 01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:43,496 Who? 929 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:46,375 Eric our intern he's been carrying a lot of stuff on the set? 930 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,921 No I can't say that I have. 931 01:16:26,748 --> 01:16:28,875 Hey I haven't seen Eric anywhere. Have you? 932 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,837 No, dude last time I checked he was grabbing a quick bite. 933 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:38,302 Gosh. Wait. What the… No. No. No. No. Eric. Eric. 934 01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:42,681 Ouch Ouch. It hurts. 935 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:51,098 Oh…uh-umm... oh. 936 01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:39,528 No. 937 01:17:39,696 --> 01:17:41,740 I will not surrender like this. 938 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:44,159 My brother will not kill us. 939 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:45,744 We will fight. 940 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,746 Each story can be changed. 941 01:17:48,121 --> 01:17:49,331 You can add scenes. 942 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,083 You can delete scenes. 943 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,501 Nothing is permanent. 944 01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:55,504 This story can have more additions and versions. 945 01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:57,798 Who said this is the last version? 946 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:01,093 I got it from the director he asked me to learn my lines. 947 01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:03,136 Screw that. 948 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:06,181 All my life I've wanted to avenge Judith. 949 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:07,349 Who? 950 01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,559 Judith, my older sister. 951 01:18:10,268 --> 01:18:12,479 Michael killed her and she was a role model for me. 952 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,190 I kept it in my heart for too long. 953 01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:17,526 None of my friends are going to die today. 954 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:19,486 We'll kill Michael. 955 01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:21,405 I'm not sure. 956 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:22,531 I'm getting tired. 957 01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:25,492 I'm paying for 10 hours to be here so. 958 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,498 I still don't know what you're talking about nor do I care. 959 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,918 My brother is a monster and we need to end this today. 960 01:18:35,335 --> 01:18:37,254 Jay daughter are you with me? 961 01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:44,402 Great. 962 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:45,178 You. 963 01:18:45,470 --> 01:18:47,389 Person in the chair with no name. 964 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:51,727 Well my name's Kristen Lunberg and I'm a commercial actress. 965 01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:57,190 I've been in a few commercials here and also stand up comedian, 966 01:18:57,315 --> 01:19:01,027 voice over actress and film festivals. 967 01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,657 Listen nobody cares. 968 01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:06,866 Are you with me? 969 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,368 Is there more chicken? 970 01:19:09,369 --> 01:19:10,369 Yes. 971 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:12,205 Okay I'm in. 972 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:17,419 By the way, why did I have her here for 30 days in my garage? 973 01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:21,339 Wouldn't it be easier to just pay the lady for her voiceover service? 974 01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:26,720 She wanted a hundred dollars for her voiceover service and I'm unemployed. 975 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:30,766 Freddie didn't film anything new. We don't have the money. 976 01:19:31,308 --> 01:19:32,642 You could just ask me. 977 01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,186 You're my friend. 978 01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:37,731 I would never ever, ever ask you for money. 979 01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:39,232 Yeah. That's true. 980 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,151 Now are you with us or not? 981 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,111 It's a long day, 982 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,615 but yeah I'll stay with you for an hour or two. 983 01:19:47,407 --> 01:19:48,407 That's the spirit. 984 01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:11,515 Can I have something too? 985 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:17,187 You could but you might kill me for keeping you here for so many days. 986 01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:18,855 Are you kidding me? 987 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:21,983 You guys fed me well and this is actually a pretty good gig. 988 01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:25,695 Other directors just pay after the shoot or it's copy, credit, meal. 989 01:20:26,112 --> 01:20:29,491 Besides I really like this place and I already got money for the gig so. 990 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:31,493 Oh see… 991 01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:34,120 There's my direct deposit now. 992 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:38,166 Okay. Good. Here. 993 01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:43,171 Happy killing Christina. 994 01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:45,173 Oh it's Kristen Lunberg. 995 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:49,135 Sure. Whatever. Let's just kill that bastard. 996 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,694 He should be here any minute now. 997 01:21:06,486 --> 01:21:08,822 Traffic is heavy on the 405. 998 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:12,325 He takes a pulveter or just walks through the mountains. 999 01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:16,329 Yeah walking through the mountains is sometimes faster. 1000 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:19,207 Shh... He's coming. 1001 01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:12,802 Fuck. I forgot eggs. 1002 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:26,232 What? What just happened why is he not coming in? 1003 01:22:26,983 --> 01:22:29,569 He said, fuck, I forgot eggs. 1004 01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:33,281 Wait. What did he say? 1005 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:37,160 He said, fuck, I forgot eggs. 1006 01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,872 Oh my God these are his first words 1007 01:22:42,707 --> 01:22:43,707 What? 1008 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,710 He never said anything before. 1009 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,504 This is his first. 1010 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:49,714 So cute. 1011 01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:53,301 So, we're not killing him? 1012 01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:57,430 No, maybe some other time. 1013 01:22:58,890 --> 01:23:01,226 I'm going to cry any second now. 1014 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,313 Okay so what now? 1015 01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:08,775 Maybe we could read another story? 1016 01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:15,281 Fine. Why not? I'm paid for the rest of the day so let's do it!