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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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Yes, Magda Grot.
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The order is in my name.
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At 12:35.
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No, it's you who doesn't understand.
Down to the minute.
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No, it's you who has to listen.
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Today has to be perfect.
It's been planned to the minute.
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No delays.
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What do you mean, "ten minutes"?
Do you know what I can do in ten minutes?
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Ma'am, I am calm.
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At 12:35 and not a second later.
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You'll personally make sure it happens.
Thank you.
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-What's going on?
-Get up.
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Invitations?
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Approved.
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Sound system?
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Magda, relax.
Everything's been ready for four days.
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What about Zula?
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Is she panicking?
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Not yet, but she might soon.
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How many coffees?
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She's on her third.
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Listen, just remember to…
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LATRICANINE
KRZYSZTOF MAĆKOWSKI, KRAKÓW
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Magda? Hello?
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Those awful dogs again.
I'll be there soon.
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Thanks. You're a lifesaver, as always.
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Sure thing.
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Time is money.
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-Is it true?
-What?
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About the boss. Is it really today?
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I don't know a thing.
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Fingers crossed!
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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Report.
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Relax, you're just in time to save us.
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-What is it this time?
-Everything.
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Nothing is ready.
Who came up with the balloons?
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-You did.
-Nonsense! Is it a kids' party? Finally!
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Zula, you are absolutely right.
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Take the balloons away right now.
What the hell?
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Give it to me.
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Where have you been?
You forgot to add Todd to the VIP list.
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Double honey espresso for the director
and still alpine glacier water for Todd.
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Coming right up!
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Gentlemen. Space, please.
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Space, you idiot!
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I emailed you Todd's schedule
this morning.
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He's not on this list
because he has his own list.
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-Have you seen him today?
-He's in great shape.
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-He doesn't look his age.
-And the way he moves!
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Apart from discopathy,
diabetes, hypertension, kidney failure,
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and an enlarged liver,
he's completely healthy.
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He's so lean.
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And handsome.
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-My treasure!
-Water from an alpine glacier for the boy.
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-Hi.
-Who's such a cute doggy? Say hello.
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That's it. Perfect.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
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I don't even want to imagine.
Magda, you're irreplaceable.
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-Nobody else is as good with Todd as you.
-With Todd?
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With everything.
This place wouldn't work without you.
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I know it. I can see all of it.
And Todd can see it, right?
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Come, give me a kiss, please.
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That's right. He's looking around.
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All right.
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Are you peeing? Come on, pee!
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-Here or there?
-Hey.
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Hi.
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Remember the plan?
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Muffin, you texted and emailed it to me.
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You added it to the shared calendar
and stuck it on the fridge.
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So you remember or not?
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Just kidding. I remember.
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If today isn't perfect and, heaven forbid,
you don't get the promotion,
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then you won't increase the viewership
of the main channel by 8% in two years,
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you won't become a member of the board,
and our wedding will have to be postponed.
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As will having a baby
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because we'll start trying
exactly 18 months after the wedding.
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See? I know your plan by heart.
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-Sorry.
-My plan?
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Our plan. And the most important thing.
No improvisations, ever.
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That's right.
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LATRICANINE
KRZYSZTOF MAĆKOWSKI, KRAKÓW
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-Why are you up so early?
-Can we go to school now?
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Show me your tongue.
Not like that. Like at the doctor's.
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-What are you doing?
-Checking that it's really you.
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Come on, Dad.
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What happened to,
"Five more minutes, Dad"?
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Or, "Dad, can I stay at home
and play with Trombone?"
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I've got my own stuff to do.
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Since when do you have your own stuff?
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Like a real man.
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Careful, real man.
Don't get food on your mustache.
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This is cringey.
They'll laugh at me again.
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Do you have to walk me to school?
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I don't have to. But I really want to.
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I'm going alone from here.
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-Is this why you wanted to come early?
-Shush, Dad!
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Will you introduce me?
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Trombone. All right, good luck.
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Where is this?
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What's up, junior?
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Isn't Daddy walking you to class?
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Loser.
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Thank you to our guests, board members,
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journalists, partners, and directors.
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Are you sure that's everyone?
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And of course, our sponsors.
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Exactly.
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Nerves.
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Together with our programming director,
Zula Kot, we thank you for watching us.
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POLISH NINJA
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GOLIATH FIGHTS
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Everything okay?
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Yes, right here, to me. One more, please.
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That was great!
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-Great job, well done.
-Thank you.
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-Where's Todd?
-Everything is under control.
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Please join us for a photo.
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Here. One more time.
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Surprise!
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My dears!
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For the most wonderful boss.
They're almost as beautiful as you.
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You've worked hard. You deserve it.
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My dears, I really did not expect this.
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-How long has she known?
-At least a week.
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What can I say? We did it.
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We made it happen. It was a joint effort.
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We couldn't have done it
without you, Zula.
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In these circumstances,
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after such a spectacular start
to the new schedule,
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I've something to say.
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-There will be tears.
-Got it.
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-Give it to me.
-Be careful.
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As you know,
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TV is… my whole life.
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I've given everything to it.
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But nothing lasts forever.
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That's why today
I want to say that it's time…
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to make room for the young.
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It's time…
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it's time for a short break.
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And 50 is the best time
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to finally think about offspring!
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-After all, Todd needs a sibling.
-Yes, Todd!
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But don't worry, my dears.
I won't leave you on your own.
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There is a person among us
who fully deserves to take my place.
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Magda.
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Magda, only you can take my place.
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Magdalena…
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Formalities.
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Oh no!
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What's going on?
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What is it?
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Oh my God! Todd!
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Todd!
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Don't just stand there!
Resuscitate him! Oh my God!
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-You were supposed to look after him!
-I did.
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You looked after him? Looked after him?
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-Call an ambulance!
-I'm calling!
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Did you do it on purpose?
Are you in such a hurry to take my place?
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You knew my heart would break
if something happened to him.
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You're fired. Take your things and leave!
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But, Zula--
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Don't talk to me!
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I'll make sure you never work in TV again.
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You're done in this industry, my dear.
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Yeah. And all in all…
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Excuse me.
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-Magda!
-What?
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-Sorry it turned out this way.
-Sorry?
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I mean, the situation with Zula.
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I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.
I guess your plan failed.
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My plan?
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Just a minute.
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Madzia, you're not
the only one with a plan.
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In mine, there's no space
for a would-be programming director.
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You get that, right?
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Sorry, Madzia.
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I'm sorry. About Todd.
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I heard he was still breathing.
Maybe he'll pull through.
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Where's the car?
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Sorry, I can't.
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I got a call. The car stays.
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-So what's her name?
-It doesn't matter.
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-Karol.
-Tosia.
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Short for Antonina, lovely.
Does she like you?
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She doesn't even know who I am.
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-Don't worry. She will.
-How?
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Because you're a great guy
with a great dog.
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What should I do?
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Nothing. Give her some time.
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What if… she doesn't notice?
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Then she's not worth waiting for.
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It is what it is,
and whatever will be, will be.
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As always.
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-Wanna go to the arcade?
-I don't feel like it.
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-Don't worry. You'll get over this.
-Did you get over Mom's death?
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-That's different.
-You haven't found anyone else.
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I haven't met the right person.
But you're still young.
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Dad, I think you need a girlfriend.
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Why?
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You can't live alone
when I move in with Tosia.
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We have to find you someone.
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Race you down!
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Trombone's winning!
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Trombone!
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Come on, up! Right, left!
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Right, left.
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Hi, boys! Nice to see you.
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Come over for dinner.
I'm making roast boar.
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You know that young men
need a nutritious diet.
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-I do.
-Dad's a great chef.
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Daddy's great at everything.
But he also needs time to do other things.
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-Irena.
-You have a lot of responsibilities.
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I manage.
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I help Dad.
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I'm talking about something else.
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If you really want to help,
take Trombone for a walk.
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He has terrible diarrhea today.
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Yep.
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Maybe you should take him to the vet.
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Thanks.
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Do you really want me to meet someone?
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Dad, how big is our apartment?
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It's 137.5 square meters.
With the balcony, without the workshop.
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And the guest room?
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It's 20 square meters.
Why do you want to know?
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Homework.
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Dinner is served, buddy.
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Does Trombone like other animals?
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He doesn't like cats.
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Is that homework too?
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Finish it later.
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ROOM TO RENT. SHARED KITCHEN AND BATHROOM.
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SAVE / EDIT
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WOMEN ONLY. NOT FROM WARSAW.
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Done.
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What's this?
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The famous casserole à la Zygmunt.
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What does Zula like?
Zula likes to be right,
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and Todd.
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But Todd's gone.
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I was fired because of Todd.
Maybe I can get my job back thanks to him?
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DACHSHUND PARADE
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Wait.
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I think I've got it.
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Can I use your computer?
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Sure. It's in reception.
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The Dachshund Parade
is an annual event celebrating…
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The Dachshund Parade in Kraków.
Todd almost won it once.
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Apparently, he lost by a neck.
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Ever since, Zula has wanted to do a story
on the organizers' incompetence.
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But they don't allow any media.
It's a closed circle.
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And you want to get in?
258
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,400
It's supposed to be top secret,
but I did some digging.
259
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,480
I found the organizers and… bingo!
260
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,960
That's lucky.
261
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:29,920
There's a room to rent at the same address
listed on one of the couch surfing sites.
262
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,680
"Women only. Not from Warsaw."
263
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,600
Sounds like your kind of challenge.
264
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,520
KRAKÓW CENTRAL TRAIN STATION
265
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Read.
266
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,400
"If you ever in your sleep feel
267
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that my eyes
no longer look at you with love…
268
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,200
know, that I stopped living."
269
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,640
Beautiful, but long.
270
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,240
What do you mean, "long"?
271
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:36,280
Count the letters your way
and charge the highest rate.
272
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,360
Excuse me!
273
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,400
Hello.
274
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,000
Hello.
275
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,960
Break from work is it, gentlemen?
276
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,520
We're working on our coffee, ma'am.
277
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,640
Could one of you take me to this address?
278
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,000
My queen, it's so close.
279
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,560
Take a walk. It's such a beautiful day.
280
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,440
Irenka?
281
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,200
LOVE
282
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,920
That's just great.
283
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,960
Hello, dear host!
284
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,800
Muhammad wouldn't come to the mountain,
so the mountain came to Muhammad.
285
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,560
-Hi, Uncle!
-Hi!
286
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,560
Is this for us?
287
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:25,200
Don't touch. It's for a client.
Look, it's the main theme of today.
288
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,360
-Here's something for you.
-What do you say?
289
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,880
Hello.
290
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,440
Guys, you shouldn't have.
291
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,880
-No problem. What are friends for?
-Everyone gets a treat.
292
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,920
-Wait!
-Trombone!
293
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,400
-Trombone!
-What are you doing down there?
294
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,840
Take him! Hold him tight!
295
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,520
Where is he going?
296
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,600
Hold him tight!
297
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,840
Help!
298
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,440
-Hold him tight!
-Help!
299
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,200
-Come here.
-The fun is over!
300
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,680
LOVE
301
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,480
Hello. Can I help you?
302
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,040
Oh, for dog's sake!
303
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,040
Excuse me, sir!
304
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,480
Just a minute.
305
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,800
-Lost again, Mr. Albert?
-Do I know you?
306
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,240
-Come with me, quick!
-Can't you see we're busy?
307
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,080
But there's a child in danger!
308
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,280
And a dog.
309
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,600
Take care of him.
310
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,120
Slow down. Haste is degrading.
311
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,920
Can you walk a little faster?
312
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,360
It's like talking to a brick wall.
313
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:04,200
People start a second life when they feel
like they've lived the first one.
314
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,120
I guess.
315
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,040
"In danger," you say?
316
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,640
-Hi, guys.
-Hi, Rajmund.
317
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,560
And girls.
318
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,720
Hello and apologies.
What am I supposed to do with you?
319
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,160
Want some violet juice?
Zygmunt brought it from France.
320
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,880
Hi, Zygmunt. No, I'm on duty.
321
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,200
There was a wreath here. And here--
322
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,760
That was a client's wreath, dear.
We work at the cemetery.
323
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,000
As Hesiod said, "No work is a disgrace."
324
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,160
Although, from the transcendental
point of view, it depends.
325
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,960
-Do you wish to maintain the allegations?
-Well… I know what I saw.
326
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,480
Logic will get you from A to B.
327
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,720
Imagination will take you anywhere.
328
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:58,960
Hesiod?
329
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,200
No, Einstein.
330
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,240
Ma'am, are you here about the ad?
Why didn't you say so?
331
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,800
-Don't be upset. It's just silly jokes.
-Karol!
332
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,480
Do you always
greet guests with a horror scene?
333
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,400
Guests?
334
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,320
It's my fault.
335
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,480
Yesterday, I activated your old account
on the room-renting website.
336
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,920
And I rented it. But if it's a problem…
337
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,520
She can't sleep at the train station.
338
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,200
-I'd better go.
-He's right. Please stay.
339
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,640
-I don't want to impose.
-I insist.
340
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,080
-I don't want to be a nuisance.
-And I really… welcome you to my home.
341
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,360
In that case, I can't say no.
342
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,160
No, you can't.
343
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,760
Where are you from?
344
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,800
-Warsaw.
-Come in. Welcome.
345
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,680
He likes you.
346
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,200
You think?
347
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,800
Our house specialty.
348
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,520
Violet juice, right?
349
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,520
What is a name, really? Zygmunt?
350
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,520
A name is irrelevant to being-in-itself.
351
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:22,000
According to Porphyry, the starting point
should be a specific subject.
352
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,640
Negation of the name gives us…
353
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,560
Species.
354
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,320
And negation of the species…
355
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,000
Genus.
356
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,040
And so on, until we reach
the widest possible concept.
357
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:37,880
Why don't we try this being-in-itself?
My name is Magda.
358
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,120
Cheers.
359
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,720
Do you like dogs?
360
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,840
Yes, of course. Very much.
361
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,800
-What's he called?
-Trombone.
362
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,160
He's not "called." That's his name.
He's a member of the family.
363
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,360
It's a very nice name.
364
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,000
Can you stay until Saturday?
We're having a parade.
365
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,120
Not the famous one?
366
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,960
That's the one. We're all involved.
Trombone and I help too. Right, Trombone?
367
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,920
I don't think
our guest is interested in that.
368
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:16,640
I used to do stuff like that at work.
Organization, strategy, planning.
369
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,520
-I'd love to help.
-That's great!
370
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,800
There's no need.
371
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,480
Besides, my good friend
and her dachshund, Todd,
372
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,280
once almost won the prize
for the best couple.
373
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,200
-Todd? Is that right?
-Yes.
374
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,760
-Remember Todd?
-Yes.
375
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,080
He tried so hard, poor thing.
But it didn't work out for him.
376
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,440
-Everything okay?
-Yes.
377
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,680
Thank you for the offer,
but we don't need help.
378
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:52,400
What do you mean, "we don't need help"?
Of course we do. We're totally behind.
379
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,880
Ouch!
380
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,480
While we're at it,
we'd like to propose a new category.
381
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,440
That's right.
382
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,640
-Animal art.
-Really?
383
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,120
Paintings and collages could be submitted.
384
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,120
But sculptures would get
the highest scores.
385
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,080
That's funny.
386
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,360
There would be clear terms and conditions.
387
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,640
We don't want anyone
to hope for an exhibition in Warsaw
388
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,120
when what's needed is functional art.
389
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,040
For dogs.
390
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,880
There are Latricanines like this one
all over Warsaw.
391
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,120
They're exceptionally awful.
392
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,640
Can I take a look?
393
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,880
-It's really hideous.
-Yeah.
394
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,080
Now we know you're well versed in art,
395
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,600
we might actually need some help.
396
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,720
I suggest that our new friend
gets the permit from Ms. Basia.
397
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,640
-From the Ms. Basia?
-The one and only.
398
00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,720
Perfect. You said that you're good
at organizing and arranging things.
399
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800
Sure. By when?
400
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,560
Yesterday.
401
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,840
Sorry.
402
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,000
THE CITY OF KRAKÓW
403
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,440
APPLICATIONS
404
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,200
KRAKÓW CITY HALL
405
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,720
DEPARTMENT OF DIFFICULT
AND VERY DIFFICULT CASES
406
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,360
-Good morning.
-Just a moment.
407
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,480
It's past 9:00 a.m.
408
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,760
Ma'am…
409
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,400
you're not from here, are you?
410
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,240
Is that relevant?
411
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,560
You're in such a hurry.
How about a cup of tea?
412
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,600
-No, thank you.
-No? How about a cookie?
413
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,760
Again, no, thank you.
414
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,960
I need the main square drive-in permit
for the Dachshund Parade.
415
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,480
The Dachshund Parade…
416
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,800
It's not for another five days.
417
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,480
All right.
418
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,280
You need to fill out form D--
419
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,000
Form D125, right?
420
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,160
That's right, but what's missing is--
421
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,600
Form F45.
422
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,720
Forty…
423
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,600
Well,
424
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,200
what about the permit?
425
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,280
That's why I'm here.
426
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,680
The access roads drive-through permit.
427
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,400
Ma'am, you'll have to get there.
428
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,880
Drive to the main square.
429
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,760
Am I right?
430
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,000
Without it, my hands are tied.
431
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,000
Right. My nail polish is ruined.
432
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:34,080
Ma'am, please come back
with the permit, all right?
433
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,480
All right. Thank you.
434
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,080
As if I've nothing better to do.
435
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,320
KRAKÓW CITY HALL AND CITY COUNCIL
THE MAYOR OF KRAKÓW
436
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,000
How much longer?
437
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,760
Haste is degrading.
438
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,280
Have you heard of deadlines, due dates?
439
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,360
Would you like some tea?
440
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,920
Got it.
441
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,040
Yes.
442
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,600
Right.
443
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,960
Unfortunately, I can't help you.
444
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,600
Excuse me?
445
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,840
You need the drive-over-curbs permit.
446
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,440
They're historic monuments.
447
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:18,160
Best if you go directly
to the city archives located--
448
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,200
Okay. I'll find it.
449
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,720
The door.
450
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,480
Excuse me.
451
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,720
BREAK 10:30 – 10:50
452
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,960
It won't take much time.
453
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,640
How can I help?
454
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,240
The drive-over-curbs permit
for the main square area, please.
455
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,280
What's the hurry? Would you like some tea?
456
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,360
-I don't want tea.
-Why so annoyed?
457
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,800
I'm not annoyed.
Can we just get to the point?
458
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,920
-And the drive-in-main-square permit?
-Excuse me?
459
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Without it, I can't issue
the drive-over-curbs permit.
460
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,960
They are an integral part
of the main square.
461
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:28,640
So, to drive into the main square, I need
the drive-through-access-road permit.
462
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,320
To drive through access roads,
I need the drive-over-curbs permit.
463
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,000
To drive over curbs,
I need the drive-in-main-square permit.
464
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,880
Indeed. What don't you understand?
465
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:43,320
Go to the communications department,
room 102, and find--
466
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,400
I know exactly who to find.
467
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,440
KRAKÓW CITY HALL
468
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,080
DEPARTMENT OF DIFFICULT
AND VERY DIFFICULT CASES
469
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,080
-Excuse me.
-Did you see that?
470
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,800
Back already, ma'am? So soon?
471
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
The drive-in-main-square permit, please.
472
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:26,000
Ma'am, I am so very sorry,
but my hands are really tied.
473
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,000
In this case, I'd like to ask for
a written refusal to issue the permit.
474
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,640
Excuse me?
475
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,240
With your signature
and the official stamp.
476
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:41,080
I'll take it straight to your manager,
and then to the media. Local and national.
477
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920
Ma'am.
478
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,480
I don't understand
why you're in such a hurry.
479
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,880
Just this morning,
I got a phone call from your organization.
480
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,440
This permit is not urgent at all.
481
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,360
Who called?
482
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,760
It was a woman.
483
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,720
-I think her name was--
-Irenka?
484
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,040
Irenka, that's it.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
485
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,960
We've discussed the color
of the ID badge lanyards. Let's move on--
486
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,800
Done. It could've been done quicker,
but there were a few obstacles.
487
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,320
-Well done.
-Yes, well done.
488
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,840
-What did you say? I didn't get that.
-I'm really glad it all worked out.
489
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,040
Good job.
490
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,040
Wiktor.
491
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,440
Invitations?
492
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:40,640
Around twenty phone calls
and ten face-to-face meetings.
493
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,880
-It's done.
-Why not email? It's easier.
494
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,600
We prefer a more personal approach.
495
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,800
Looks like you prefer to waste time.
496
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,080
Yes. Catering?
497
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,040
Done.
498
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:53,960
Almost.
499
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,280
Hey! Leave that! Give it back!
500
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,200
Hi.
501
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,720
Hey.
502
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,760
Nice…
503
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,840
nice day. It's a nice day today.
504
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,760
Would you like a sandwich,
scrambled eggs, or oatmeal?
505
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,800
Coffee. I don't usually eat breakfast.
506
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,800
But they're the best.
507
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,880
Karol. Maybe not for everyone?
508
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,600
I've been thinking about sponsors. May I?
509
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,600
Sure.
510
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:01,560
Since you don't have any, we could make
a promo video and publicize the event.
511
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,960
I could do it for you.
512
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,560
-No.
-Why not?
513
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,160
We don't have any sponsors
because we don't need them.
514
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,320
We like what we do.
515
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,240
That's why we do it for free,
and we don't want to change that.
516
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,640
And that's why no cameras and no media.
517
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,760
I was just trying to help.
518
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,720
I appreciate it. More hot cocoa?
519
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,960
You have cocoa?
520
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Why? Would you like some?
521
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,120
No.
522
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:43,720
Okay.
523
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,160
So what should I do today?
524
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,600
It's nice of you to ask.
Today before noon, I'd really like you
525
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,000
to do absolutely nothing.
526
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,160
So how about that hot cocoa?
527
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,800
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A STORY?
528
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,320
TO ZULA
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A STORY?
529
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,320
What do you want?
530
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,720
Can I have a look in there?
531
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,560
That's a no.
532
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,440
Are you hungry?
533
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,800
Do you have a special toy?
534
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,400
No?
535
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,920
Let's go out?
536
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,800
Trombone! Wait! Not so fast!
537
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,640
Trombone! Please!
538
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,760
Can we go back home?
539
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,520
Come here.
540
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,960
Oh no, buddy! Don't even--
541
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,920
Absolutely not.
542
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,680
No!
543
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,920
Well, that explains a lot.
544
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,800
AGE WITH GRACE
STAY BEAUTIFUL
545
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,560
FROM KRZYSZTOF: OUR OFFICE
CORNER OF BOŻEGO CIAŁA AND MEISELS
546
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,000
I understand being five,
ten minutes late, but--
547
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,680
Krzysiu, it is what it is,
and whatever will be, will be.
548
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,640
Come on, stop it…
549
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,800
This is your office?
550
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,480
Yeah. You like it? Nice, isn't it?
551
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,840
Nice.
552
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,240
Wine, dear? We're drinking wine.
553
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,120
No, I think it's too early for me.
554
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,200
We're expecting a guest.
He's running late.
555
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,280
-There he is. Hello, Professor.
-Hello.
556
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,040
How is your art, Krzysztof?
557
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,240
Could be better.
558
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,360
Don't give up.
559
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,760
I always say
that one should never give up.
560
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:45,000
Miss, this is a very serious matter.
We must get straight to the point.
561
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,200
-Red wine, please.
-Yes, sir.
562
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,800
I've been thinking about it all night.
563
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:56,600
We have to decide what criteria to apply
when dealing with rabbit dachshunds.
564
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,600
What?
565
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,400
We can't ignore the tails.
566
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,400
I know it's controversial
and highly unconventional,
567
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,920
but we must include the tail.
568
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,880
Dachshund measuring
is a very complicated and delicate matter.
569
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,080
What measuring?
570
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,520
The professor is an eminent specialist
in the field of cynology.
571
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,800
Pleasure to meet you.
572
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,920
Magda Grot.
573
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,800
I've just been informed
that the CDC has some concerns.
574
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,000
Someone should be here soon.
575
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,560
I won't make it.
576
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Magda, I won't make it to pick up Karol
from school, so maybe you could…
577
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,200
-You want me to go now?
-I'll text you the address. Thanks.
578
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,040
I'll be back… soon.
579
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,280
Okay.
580
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,880
You're out.
581
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,000
Three, two, one…
582
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,920
Name the five
most dangerous forest monsters.
583
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,680
You're out.
584
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,160
Do one more.
585
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,360
Name the best superhero powers.
586
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,960
Come on. Give him something easier.
He's too young for superhero movies.
587
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,200
He watches princess movies
with his old man.
588
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,920
Time start.
589
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:42,840
Flying.
590
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,960
Super speed.
591
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,080
Laser eyes!
592
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,160
Super strength.
593
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,720
Mind reading.
594
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,200
This time… you did all right.
595
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,040
Just this time.
596
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,720
That was cool. How did you know?
597
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,640
In my job…
598
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,840
I mean, in my old job, I had to know a lot
about movies on TV and in theaters.
599
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,760
And I had to use my superpowers.
600
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,400
Who's the girl that was smiling at you?
601
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,520
-She smiled at me? You really saw it too?
-Yeah!
602
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,240
That's Tosia.
One day, we'll live together.
603
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,400
Do you also think I am too young?
604
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,760
No.
605
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,840
If you wanna do everything in life,
you must start planning early. Let's go.
606
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,840
Dad says I have to wait.
Things like that can't be rushed.
607
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,600
No wonder he's single.
608
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,720
Dad's single because my mom died
when I was born.
609
00:44:55,520 --> 00:45:00,080
-I mean… The thing is, that if that girl--
-Tosia.
610
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,280
Tosia.
611
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,880
If you really like Tosia, talk to her.
Don't wait.
612
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,200
Will you help me?
613
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,000
I'll think about it.
614
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,840
Let's go.
615
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:13,880
Come in.
616
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:20,640
In that case,
we'll need further consultations.
617
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,240
-Did the health inspector come?
-Just left.
618
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,800
Sit down, child.
619
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,560
-Any issues?
-None. Everything's fine.
620
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,680
-None?
-None. That's good, right?
621
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,200
Very good.
622
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,400
-Focus, Krzysztof.
-I'm sorry.
623
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,520
I'll talk to Prof. Guz and Prof. Guzman.
624
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:44,120
I think it's necessary that we settle
the issue of measuring only the tails.
625
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,480
I think so too.
626
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,320
-What's he doing?
-Playing a gig.
627
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,040
Now? During work?
628
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,200
We could use a break.
629
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,400
-Wine, please.
-Coming right up.
630
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,200
Thank you, Professor.
631
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,280
-Thank you. It's been a pleasure. Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
632
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,120
-How's school?
-Okay.
633
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,920
"Okay"?
634
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,680
I forgot that you don't ask
adult men about that.
635
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,360
Can we go home now?
636
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,080
-Home? Are you crazy? Today is Tuesday.
-What happens on Tuesday?
637
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,400
Tuesday is father-and-son day.
638
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,080
We have zapiekanki at Nowy Square.
And then death.
639
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,200
What?!
640
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:21,040
-Poetry reading.
-Death. Would you like to come?
641
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,600
I'm sure Magda has her own plans. Phone.
642
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,840
Actually, I do have plans.
But… I'd love to join you next time.
643
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,400
Definitely.
644
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,000
-Last one there eats without ketchup!
-Dad!
645
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,200
My dearest sweetheart,
you went there for a story.
646
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,560
I have a feeling
you'll end up organizing this parade.
647
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,880
You know me well.
648
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,280
Anyone suspect anything?
649
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,680
Their dog. Really.
He knows something's up.
650
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,040
Oh God.
651
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,960
Magda?
652
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,400
Anatol, he's not moving.
653
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,840
What's going on?
654
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,440
Trombone is not moving. I think he's dead.
655
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,440
Put the camera on.
656
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,640
Just as I thought. It's a muscle spasm.
657
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,760
He was standing upright for too long.
You have to give him a massage.
658
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,360
But how?
659
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,960
I'll show you. Everything will be okay.
660
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,760
Touch him here. By the spine.
661
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,720
I can't do it.
662
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,120
You can. Focus. There's not much time.
663
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,080
But I'll hurt him.
664
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,040
Come on, Magda. Here.
665
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,840
I can't do it!
666
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,880
Come on.
667
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:55,080
Young Poland is death.
I couldn't take Tosia there.
668
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,400
And what better place do you know
to take a girl out? I'm listening.
669
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,160
To a superhero movie.
670
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:06,880
With flying, super speed,
laser eyes, and mind-reading.
671
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,160
Aren't you both too young for that?
672
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,520
Magda! Trombone!
673
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,040
Magda!
674
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,880
-Is everything okay?
-Yes.
675
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,040
Trombone!
676
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,600
Well, actually, Trombone…
677
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,800
I took Trombone for a walk earlier and--
678
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,400
What about that walk?
679
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,120
It was a lot of fun.
680
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,680
I'm glad you had fun.
681
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,840
Look who we have here.
682
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,880
-Daddy peel your apples for you?
-And read you stories about ponies?
683
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,960
Don't bother him, or the apple peel
might get stuck in his throat.
684
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,400
Finished yours already?
685
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,400
Don't be mean
because nobody makes sandwiches for you.
686
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,320
What?
687
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,480
Say something, Adam.
688
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,760
I'm not hungry anyway.
689
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,760
All right. Let's go.
690
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,200
-Hello, Mr. Krzysztof!
-Hello.
691
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,040
I have fresh plums. Perfect for a pie.
692
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,000
Can I try?
693
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,360
Of course you can. It's all-natural.
694
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,520
-How can you buy without trying?
-Exactly.
695
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,720
-And?
-Delicious. I'll be back.
696
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,200
They're good.
697
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,760
Hello, Ms. Janka.
698
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,800
-Hello, Mr. Krzysiu.
-One kilogram of potatoes, please.
699
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,960
That's five-fifty.
700
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,640
It's four-fifty over there.
701
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,000
But mine are the best.
702
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,920
That's true.
703
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,720
How about five?
704
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,880
Have it your way.
705
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,600
-Thank you.
-Thank you. Have a nice day.
706
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,200
-Have a good one.
-Shall we go?
707
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,440
You are very direct.
708
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,200
Is that good or bad?
709
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,640
I don't know. It's different.
710
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,880
That's a weird compliment.
711
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,400
I should have started with
712
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,080
the deep chestnut of your eyes
in the rays of the morning sun.
713
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,000
But I didn't because not everyone
in this city is a poet. Right, Ms. Dorota?
714
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,920
Not everyone. What can you do?
715
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,760
-But--
-Not everyone.
716
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,440
Everyone's an artist, right?
717
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:55,800
I've been thinking… about the Latricanine.
You shouldn't be embarrassed about it.
718
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,920
You've seen it yourself.
719
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,200
So what?
Everyone in Warsaw knows what it is.
720
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,880
That's not the kind of fame
I was hoping for.
721
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,520
Everyone has to start somewhere.
722
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,600
Being the creator
of a well-known sculpture is a good start.
723
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,600
Listen, Magda. Since you came, it's been…
724
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,320
-Yes?
-Somehow…
725
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,160
-I don't really know how to…
-Go on.
726
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,400
Would you…?
727
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,640
-Yes?
-Would you like to…
728
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,320
Would you like to…
729
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:36,800
Yes?
730
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,880
Would you like to be
in charge of the stalls?
731
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,360
What stalls?
732
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,360
-At the parade.
-Yes!
733
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,400
Right, the parade.
I'll take care of it right away.
734
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,440
-That's great.
-Yeah, great.
735
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:55,520
-Because there's no one--
-I know. It's okay. No problem at all.
736
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,640
I was afraid to ask.
737
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,280
-Great. It's a deal.
-Yeah.
738
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,160
Let me untangle us.
739
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,880
-That's right.
-Now.
740
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,360
Sorry. Come here, Trombone.
741
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,720
-Andrzej!
-What?
742
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,600
Come here!
743
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,840
The stalls should go on both sides.
744
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,400
It's always been this way, dear.
745
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,400
-But according to the new plan--
-It's always this way. It's fine.
746
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,440
It can be better.
747
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,360
Madzia, why do you meddle in everything?
748
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,320
-Krzysio! Hold on a minute.
-Yes?
749
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,280
Can you come here for a minute, dear?
750
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,360
Krzysio, Ms. Magda is trying
to change the way we do things.
751
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:45,880
It's just that the flow will be better
with the stalls on both sides and…
752
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,800
See?
753
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,840
…there'll be space to walk through and--
754
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,080
And nobody will get tangled up.
By a dog, for example.
755
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,040
Krzyś.
756
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,680
Right. Gentlemen!
Half of the stalls to the other side.
757
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,520
Michał, could you? Thanks.
758
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,560
Krzy--
759
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,680
Sit. Good dog!
760
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,280
Wiktor, listen.
How does Karol cope with stress?
761
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,320
I don't know, dear.
You ask very weird questions.
762
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,480
Why? Has he ever performed on stage
in front of an audience?
763
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,520
In a nativity play
or a poetry recitation contest?
764
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,200
I don't know. Why?
765
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,080
I have an idea.
766
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,720
Hold on just a minute, okay?
767
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,720
Hello?
768
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:32,320
Hi, Magda, it's Ola.
Wait, don't hang up. It's about Zula.
769
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,400
Magda, you're in Kraków, right?
770
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,040
It's about the story.
Zula gave you the green light.
771
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,640
You know her. She's too proud to call.
Luckily, I am calling you.
772
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,760
Magda, you're back in the game.
Congratulations!
773
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,560
What about Todd?
774
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,160
We don't know.
775
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,920
He's under the care
of the best specialists. Don't worry.
776
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:56,160
Magda, since we're already talking,
this whole thing with Dawid…
777
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,560
Last year, you didn't use staples.
That's why it…
778
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,480
-Moved?
-Mm-hmm.
779
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,040
Look.
780
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,240
-You're recording everything.
-No.
781
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,520
You're a journalist.
782
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,080
-From a Warsaw newspaper. A tabloid.
-No.
783
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,600
-Looking for a scoop?
-No.
784
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:23,640
What's going on?
785
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,040
Don't worry.
I'll talk to your daddy. Krzysztof!
786
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,680
But Dad knows everything.
787
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,640
-Excuse me?
-He wanted Magda to record everything.
788
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,520
Yes. Gathering data for next year.
For personal use.
789
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,680
Dad keeps saying
how good Magda is at planning.
790
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,080
-She doesn't want to miss anything.
-Yup.
791
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,840
-Wanna go for a walk with us?
-Sure. Where?
792
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,240
-There.
-Let's go.
793
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,080
-See you, bye.
-Bye.
794
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,640
Thanks.
795
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,400
-What do you need it for?
-Nothing, really.
796
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,120
You work in television.
I looked you up when you applied.
797
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,920
You're kind of a big deal.
798
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,480
Not anymore. But I can be again.
799
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,280
This story is my chance.
It's the most important thing to me now.
800
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,640
Like Tosia is for me?
801
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,080
Yup.
802
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,320
I won't tell Dad
if you help me with Tosia.
803
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,920
-We've got a deal.
-Deal.
804
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,720
Tell me what's going on.
805
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,760
I know what you can do
to impress your girlfriend.
806
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,720
-She's not my girlfriend.
-Okay, but she will be.
807
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,800
Can I get some treats?
808
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,080
Here you go.
809
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,000
Thanks.
810
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,400
Stand over there.
811
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,080
Do this. Sit.
812
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,080
Good dog.
813
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,920
Let go of the leash.
814
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,520
-Call him.
-Trombone, come here!
815
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,680
Come, Trombone!
816
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,360
Heel!
817
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,200
Good dog!
818
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:00,080
Good. Trombone!
819
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,760
Speak!
820
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:06,440
Here you go.
821
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,640
Call him.
822
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,920
Come here! Trombone!
823
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,040
Perform at the parade
and Tosia will fall for you.
824
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,400
Invite her.
825
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,840
That's what I'm afraid of.
826
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,720
What are you doing? Trombone.
827
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,560
Dad, I'm gonna perform at the parade!
828
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,760
You want to help me with the opening?
829
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,840
No, Trombone and Karol
will perform together.
830
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,960
-What is this? Some kind of a bet?
-I'd like to try.
831
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,560
You don't have to
prove anything to anyone.
832
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,040
There'll be people with years
of experience, and you're little--
833
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,840
-Thanks for believing in me.
-Trombone will listen.
834
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,000
-Karol knows what he's doing.
-I do?
835
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,440
It'll be great. You'll see.
836
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,480
-But he…
-"But he" what?
837
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,520
-See you.
-Bye.
838
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,000
What a cute dog.
839
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,040
Come on! Let it go!
840
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:15,360
-Bingo! Let it go! He'll destroy it.
-Calm down, ma'am.
841
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,400
-Bingo!
-Oh no!
842
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,360
Oh my gosh!
843
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,240
-Oh no!
-Oh my gosh!
844
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:30,920
Magda!
845
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,640
What are you working on?
The parade is almost ready.
846
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,280
I'm just double-checking.
847
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,080
That's you, alright.
848
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,520
Can you keep an eye on Trombone?
I'm taking Karol to Wiktor's.
849
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,640
They're going to a gig,
and Karol will stay for a sleepover.
850
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,280
For one night or the whole week?
851
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,520
It's just breakfast
and a few other things.
852
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,440
Breakfast?
853
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,280
Yeah, for tomorrow. So?
854
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,360
-No problem.
-Thanks. Karol!
855
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,320
-Can I go on my own?
-No, you can't.
856
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,320
My pillow!
857
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,120
What?
858
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,480
His pillow.
859
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,840
Karol, hurry up!
Wiktor won't wait forever.
860
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,120
Right, the pillow.
861
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,720
Karol! Slow down!
862
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,080
Karolek! Slow down, please.
863
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,160
You'll hurt yourself.
864
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,120
Magda?
865
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,920
Why did you leave the door open?
866
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,760
What?
867
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,240
Trombone!
868
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,160
Where's Trombone?
869
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,120
-Trombone!
-Trombone!
870
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:13,440
Trombone!
871
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,880
Trombone!
872
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,760
Trombone!
873
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,880
Have you seen a dachshund
with a little beard--
874
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,400
No, we haven't. Sorry.
875
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,760
-I asked you to look after him!
-I did.
876
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,840
-Why didn't you close the door?
-You didn't!
877
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,560
How can you get all the permits in one day
yet lose a dog in ten minutes?
878
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,600
-Put the phone down. Be useful!
-I'm putting notices on forums!
879
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,560
Forums-shmorums!
880
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,960
-Wait!
-Trombone!
881
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,440
Trombone!
882
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:46,960
Trombone!
883
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:47,920
Did you get that?
884
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,320
I did. A car accident involving a dog
on Reymont Street.
885
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,800
-Excuse me!
-Should I call an ambulance or a vet?
886
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,720
Where?
887
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,160
On Reymont Street.
888
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,640
Mr. Albert. Again?
889
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,240
Do I know you?
890
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,400
Magda, breathe. Sit down.
891
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:41,760
What's going on?
892
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,040
Dogs keep haunting me.
893
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,880
Since when?
894
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,080
Since forever.
895
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,920
When I was little, a dachshund bit me
in front of other kids, and they laughed.
896
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,600
Since then, I've always felt
that dogs want to hurt me.
897
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,600
But it looks like
I'm the one hurting them.
898
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,280
You're not. It was an accident.
899
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,800
I killed one. Or almost killed, who knows?
900
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,880
And now Trombone. I'm sorry!
901
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,000
Maybe you just have
too much on your plate.
902
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,960
That's who I am.
903
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,960
Bad excuse. I'm a single father.
904
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,280
If I lived like you,
I'd have gone crazy by now.
905
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,400
So what am I supposed to do?
906
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:36,240
Sometimes you have to accept
what is going on and not fight it.
907
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:37,800
You can't control everything.
908
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:38,920
And that's enough?
909
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,040
Unfortunately not.
910
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,440
You must jump in the river
from the Dębnicki Bridge,
911
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,520
get the sword,
and kill the dragon with it.
912
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:52,640
Behind the dragon, there's a golden chest
with solutions to all your problems.
913
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,800
Okay. Forget everything I said.
I need you to be… proactive.
914
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,080
We must find Trombone.
915
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,280
"There's a stray dachshund
at Jordan Park." Let's go?
916
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,920
This is Jordan Park!
917
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,400
Trombone!
918
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,720
Trombone!
919
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,520
-Have you seen a dachshund--
-No, sorry.
920
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,440
Trombone!
921
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,440
My sweet Trombone! What happened?
922
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,280
Where did you go? My God!
923
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:32,840
Where were you, Trombone?
924
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,240
Nothing to be afraid of.
925
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,440
Go on. Don't be scared.
926
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,760
Trombone, shall we show Magda
the special place?
927
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,600
Come on.
928
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,000
And my doggie will be clean.
Who was dirty and now is clean?
929
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,880
Jeez, watch out!
930
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,880
So he likes swimming?
He's not gonna drown, right?
931
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,880
No way. He just gets in and out.
932
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,040
You have water here.
933
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,960
CITY GUARD
934
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,440
Can't you see the sign?
935
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,520
We're not doing anything wrong.
936
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,040
Poor dog.
937
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,960
You know how many tickets
I've issued for spitting and other things?
938
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:52,680
-Leave it.
-The sign shows a person, not a dog. Yes?
939
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,120
A ban is a ban. I don't make the rules.
940
01:07:55,200 --> 01:08:00,080
We're very sorry. We didn't notice.
Please write the ticket or whatever, and…
941
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,760
I'll get the dog, and we'll go.
942
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,600
-Shush, please.
-No way. We're not paying.
943
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,800
So you'd rather come with me?
944
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:09,600
Trombone!
945
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,920
You know you shouldn't have paid, right?
946
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,040
I try to avoid trouble.
947
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:19,040
I've been thinking about what you said
about my sculpture.
948
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,840
Maybe it really wasn't the worst start.
949
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,120
Of course it wasn't.
950
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,400
But if you take part
in any competitions in the future,
951
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,640
first read the terms and conditions.
952
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,200
I didn't have the time.
953
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:34,360
Someone had recommended me,
and I got straight to work.
954
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:35,920
I misunderstood…
955
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:41,280
Okay. Next time, I'll read
the terms and conditions for you.
956
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:46,800
-I mean, if we see each other, of course.
-Of course.
957
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:50,360
-Because… I'm really good at contracts.
-I've no doubt about that.
958
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,640
-I got an internship in Vienna.
-In Vienna.
959
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,600
How do you know?
960
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,200
Vienna. The city of artists,
imperial-royal monarchy.
961
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:08,440
Congratulations! When are you going?
What are you waiting for?
962
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,160
For a sign
that I still can do it, I guess.
963
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:15,920
You know what?
964
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:21,800
Somebody once told me
that you can't control everything in life.
965
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:27,200
That… you have to let go of some things
and stop fighting them.
966
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,440
-He sounds like a wise man.
-You could say that.
967
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:34,840
I bet he was from Kraków.
968
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,600
Unfortunately, yes.
969
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,480
The final touch.
970
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,800
You're the co-creator
of the duck à la Kraków.
971
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,640
-It's beautiful.
-And almost ready.
972
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,160
I'm so hungry.
973
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,280
Ready in less than three hours.
974
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,280
Do you know the secret of great cuisine?
Patience.
975
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,840
That's not for me.
976
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:09,760
Do you have any Kraków recipes
for 15-second meals?
977
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:12,680
Excuse me.
978
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,160
You spent the whole 15 seconds
choosing this.
979
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,720
I've never seen you this patient before.
980
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,640
It's my specialty.
981
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,000
Okay.
982
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:42,480
Sometimes,
983
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,000
but only sometimes…
984
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,640
it's nice not to be in a hurry.
985
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,200
Do you really never slow down?
986
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:56,160
Never join a…
"no cell phones" yoga class in the forest?
987
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,360
I thought the "slow life"
was popular in Warsaw.
988
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,560
Somehow, I've never had the chance.
989
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,680
In that case,
I'm inviting you to a crash course.
990
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,280
What? No.
991
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,880
You're sitting on a terrace.
You take a sip of wine.
992
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,280
You look at Kraków.
993
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,960
You're making fun of me,
but… my job really is my whole life.
994
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,080
I have nothing else.
995
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,440
If I don't have a goal, then…
996
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:43,560
I feel like I don't exist
and… nobody needs me.
997
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:54,680
But you're right. Sometimes it's good to
see things from a different perspective.
998
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,000
Come with me.
999
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,160
Come on. Don't be scared.
1000
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,640
Is it finished?
1001
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,360
Yes.
1002
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,000
I think…
1003
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:15,960
I think so.
1004
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,120
Why?
1005
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,280
May I?
1006
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,000
Careful, it's heavy.
1007
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,480
-How?
-Like this.
1008
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,840
It fits.
1009
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,760
LET'S RUSH TO LOVE
1010
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,520
I knew it.
1011
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:13,320
I'm done for today.
1012
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:15,680
What do you mean, Zygmunt?
1013
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,960
You're beaming.
You have this glow around you.
1014
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:22,840
You're in love!
1015
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:23,760
Excuse me?
1016
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:28,000
Listen. We can argue
about the idea of love itself.
1017
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:31,200
But this is something you can't hide.
What did you plan for today?
1018
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,160
Do I have to plan something?
1019
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:38,000
There's always some… madness in love.
1020
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,960
And in madness,
there's always some reason.
1021
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:43,840
That's why I don't lose hope.
1022
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,800
Wait! What am I supposed to plan?
1023
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,960
At least buy flowers!
1024
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,600
You sculptor, you!
1025
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,080
-Oh, junior!
-Junior!
1026
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,680
How was your breakfast?
1027
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,680
Do you like dogs?
1028
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,680
-Yes.
-Are you free on Saturday?
1029
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,080
Magda!
1030
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,440
Magda!
1031
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,480
You look nice.
1032
01:15:58,560 --> 01:15:59,720
Nice nightgown.
1033
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:02,360
Thanks.
1034
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:06,440
Karol wants to practice some more.
It's all he talked about last night.
1035
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:11,840
Okay. I'll… go get dressed.
1036
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,320
Magda.
1037
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,440
You have to be careful.
1038
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,880
He hasn't dated anyone for a while,
and he likes you.
1039
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,200
Or we'll have to have a serious talk.
1040
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,360
Okay. I'll be back in a minute.
1041
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,040
-Hello.
-Hello.
1042
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:41,960
Hello.
1043
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,120
Yes? Can I get you anything?
1044
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,520
-I need a bouquet.
-Right. What kind?
1045
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,120
Like, something…
1046
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,160
Warsaw style.
1047
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,160
What style?
1048
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,920
Trombone!
1049
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:03,320
Focus. One more time!
1050
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,560
Trombone!
1051
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,320
Trombone! Come here.
1052
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,280
He's jumping at you because he's happy.
1053
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:16,160
If you turn your back and ignore him,
it'll be easier for him to calm down.
1054
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,320
Trombone!
1055
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,560
It's pointless.
1056
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,000
Why?
1057
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,440
Everyone will be looking at me.
Tosia will be there.
1058
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,360
You invited her?
1059
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,040
And? Are you nervous?
1060
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:36,680
No, but I'll never be
the best of the best.
1061
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:42,480
But you still have time.
I'll be there during the show to help you.
1062
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,880
-Do you promise?
-I promise.
1063
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,960
So? One more time?
1064
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:52,360
Go on, then. Call him.
1065
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:54,680
Trombone!
1066
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:55,840
Wonderful!
1067
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,520
Hello.
1068
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:07,880
Hello. So you recognized me.
It's okay. I'm here in a private capacity.
1069
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,480
-Excuse me?
-Dawid.
1070
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,360
Krzysztof. What's this about?
1071
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,440
-I'm here to see Magda.
-How do you mean?
1072
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,600
I mean, I'm her fiancé.
1073
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:18,520
Yes.
1074
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,640
Come in.
1075
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,000
So she didn't tell you about me.
1076
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,000
That's so like Madzia.
1077
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:36,560
Wife?
1078
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:38,440
She's dead.
1079
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:44,440
I'm sorry.
1080
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,680
-What are you doing here?
-I had to see you, muffin.
1081
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,440
-Don't call me "muffin."
-We'll go. Come on, Karol.
1082
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,200
-No, Krzysiek, wait.
-Thanks, man.
1083
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,440
I've missed you.
1084
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:03,520
How did you even find me?
1085
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:07,320
You know that I know all your passwords.
I saw your booking. That's it, sweetie.
1086
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,960
Don't call me that.
1087
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:10,800
It's a nice place.
1088
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:12,800
Nice.
1089
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:16,200
You've succeeded again, Madzia.
1090
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:20,280
Everyone at work is talking about you.
Even Zula. She can't stop
1091
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:24,000
talking about you,
and I can't stop thinking about you.
1092
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,280
I did a stupid thing.
1093
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,480
Let's forget it.
1094
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:32,280
For you.
1095
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,320
I got scared.
1096
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,760
I got scared of my feelings
for me… for you.
1097
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,880
Of whether I could make it
on my own on TV.
1098
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,640
And you…
you've always had my back, Madzia.
1099
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,280
I got lost without you.
1100
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,560
You said there was no place
for me in your plan.
1101
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:57,680
Now there is.
1102
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:58,600
I mean,
1103
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:03,160
there always was.
Don't give up on us so easily, sweetie.
1104
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:07,760
Okay.
1105
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,240
Listen, Dawid.
1106
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,400
I don't want to be with you.
I don't like anything about you.
1107
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:24,480
Go back to Warsaw and to your life
with no room for anyone but you.
1108
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,600
Muffin, come on.
1109
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,440
Leave. Don't call me "muffin." Enough.
1110
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:43,960
Are you sure?
1111
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,520
Is it really you?
1112
01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,440
Yes.
1113
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:02,560
You look even better in person than on TV.
1114
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,360
Let me invite you for tea, I insist.
1115
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,680
We can help each other out.
1116
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:11,480
I watched your last show.
You dressed as a woman and…
1117
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:20,600
Pick up.
1118
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:30,080
Wanna go for a walk?
1119
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:32,480
It's okay.
1120
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:35,680
Come on.
1121
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:46,680
There.
1122
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:55,480
How come you have the keys?
1123
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:59,000
-You never water your neighbor's plants?
-No.
1124
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,960
SEND TO EXTERNAL DRIVE
1125
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,040
COPYING
1126
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,600
And?
1127
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:32,640
Really?
1128
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,840
Dad, may I?
1129
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:35,760
-Sure.
-Yes!
1130
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,440
Look who's calling.
1131
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,640
He should pick up.
1132
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,360
I would think about it.
1133
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:10,600
Karol!
1134
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,320
She'll hang up soon. He should pick up.
1135
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:26,000
You're not thinking logically.
1136
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,560
The girl lied to him.
Ergo, she could lie to him again.
1137
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,440
We don't know all the circumstances
1138
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:35,320
because someone was afraid
to pick up the phone.
1139
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:40,680
Even Epicurus says that happiness
is simply the absence of pain.
1140
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,720
Absence of pain, not chasing something--
1141
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:47,920
Following blindly?
What about your famous philosophy of hope?
1142
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,520
He should avoid pain at all costs.
1143
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:57,560
"Do you want to be like that?
A faceless, mindless, heartless being?"
1144
01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:00,160
"Do you want to experience
death before death?"
1145
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:03,240
Just stop with that Bukowski,
or I'll get really mad.
1146
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:05,800
You're acting like children or worse.
1147
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:07,640
I'm sorry.
1148
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:10,720
I'm sorry.
1149
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:12,680
Well. All right, then.
1150
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,200
Listen, none of this really matters.
1151
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:24,920
We know that you like Magda,
and you should fight for her.
1152
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:29,120
I agree. But you have to try
as hard as I do with Tosia.
1153
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,480
Maybe if she was single.
1154
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,680
It is what it is,
and whatever will be, will be.
1155
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,520
Your whole "slow" philosophy
is nice and all,
1156
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,080
but, in this case,
totally counterproductive!
1157
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:43,400
-Easy for you to say!
-No, it's not.
1158
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:45,400
Do you know how my relationships end?
1159
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:50,000
I really want to finally meet a guy
who will fight for me.
1160
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:54,760
But when I look at you,
I realize that such guys don't even exist.
1161
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:58,840
If you don't want to fight for her
for yourself, think about Karol!
1162
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,160
He really likes her and needs her.
1163
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:02,120
Yeah.
1164
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,880
Dad, I'm sure she had her reasons.
1165
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:13,600
You know her.
1166
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:17,280
How do you know that?
Irena, if this is one of your tricks--
1167
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,360
Quiet. Come with me for a moment.
1168
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:22,400
Karolek, come.
1169
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:28,560
Thirty Floors Up,
the best morning show in Warsaw.
1170
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,440
A beautiful view,
beautiful people, beautiful stories.
1171
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,040
Beautiful life, but not always simple.
1172
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,800
Over to you, Ola.
1173
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:35,880
Thank you, Dawid.
1174
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,960
Today, we have
a special story from Kraków.
1175
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:43,640
What's going on in that beautiful city?
1176
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,520
Kraków, the city of rings.
1177
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,600
Kings.
1178
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:51,560
Rulers. And obwarzanek,
artists, and the Wawel Dragon.
1179
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:55,480
Right here, in this university city,
the home of the Basement,
1180
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:58,240
each year, the Dachshund Parade is held.
1181
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:01,960
Although "held" seems to be
a bit of an overstatement.
1182
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:05,280
The organizers of the parade
made it their mission
1183
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:07,840
to test the endurance of the participants.
1184
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:12,360
If the dachshunds organized the parade,
they would have done a better job.
1185
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,640
…include the tail.
1186
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:17,200
People in Kraków say that the organizers
1187
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:21,000
underwent fitness tests,
but skipped the IQ tests.
1188
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:25,360
-Dachshund Parade?
-More like "dum-dum parade."
1189
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:29,720
Poor animals. This should be banned.
1190
01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:37,160
-It wasn't supposed to look like that.
-No? Then how?
1191
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,200
We're all ears.
1192
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:46,040
Are you gonna say you're not a journalist
or that you didn't record that?
1193
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,480
-I recorded it, but--
-I thought you liked us.
1194
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,680
I like you very much.
1195
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:01,080
If you like us so much,
pack your things and go back to Warsaw.
1196
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:04,640
Let's finish breakfast.
Do you want anything for the road?
1197
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:11,480
Krzysztof!
1198
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:14,920
Daddy's not eating.
That's okay, more for us.
1199
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:28,320
FROM ZULA:
CONFERENCE ROOM TOMORROW AT 9:00
1200
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,800
NEW EMAIL
1201
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,600
TO: KRZYSZTOF | SUBJECT: VIDEO
1202
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,640
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
1203
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,200
VIDEO ATTACHED
1204
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,280
SEND
1205
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:21,000
FROM: MAGDA | SUBJECT: VIDEO
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
1206
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:21,920
Come here.
1207
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:25,400
VIDEO ATTACHED
1208
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:57,840
Hello? Good evening, Professor. It's me.
I'm sorry for the late phone call.
1209
01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:03,560
Yes. I've made up my mind.
1210
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:06,560
Thank you, good night.
1211
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:13,280
Trombone.
1212
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:16,640
That was for both of us. Now what?
1213
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,200
Was it good at least? Come on.
1214
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:48,000
-Hi.
-Hi.
1215
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:50,320
Everyone's talking about you.
1216
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,760
Hold on a second. You look different.
1217
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,120
Something about you has changed.
1218
01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:58,840
Yeah. A lot.
1219
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:07,800
Here you go.
1220
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:19,480
Let's hit it, guys.
1221
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:25,520
One, two, three.
1222
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:31,880
Wiktor, come on. What is this music?
1223
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:38,960
This was nice. One more, please.
1224
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:43,520
All right.
1225
01:31:53,720 --> 01:31:55,360
No worries. It'll be okay.
1226
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:57,640
Trombone.
1227
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:02,880
So…
1228
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:05,920
Come.
1229
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:09,920
Trombone.
1230
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:16,880
-Why are you hiding?
-Uncle, I can't do it.
1231
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:19,440
What do you mean? I'm sure it'll be fine.
1232
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:23,120
It's my turn soon.
I'll back out. No one will notice.
1233
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,600
No, it's too late to back out.
1234
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:26,560
Just…
1235
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:31,000
Everything will be all right.
We just need a bit more time. Okay?
1236
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:31,920
Mm-hmm.
1237
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:32,840
Trombone!
1238
01:32:35,480 --> 01:32:38,560
-There you are. Great, sit down.
-Hello.
1239
01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:44,560
Dear crew, number one on the agenda.
1240
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:50,240
The story about preparations
for the Dachshund Parade was fantastic.
1241
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:54,960
Viewership and social media visits
almost doubled.
1242
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,200
-Dawid.
-Thanks.
1243
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:05,400
-Get your things. You no longer work here.
-Excuse me?
1244
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:08,360
-It wasn't your footage. We all know it.
-But…
1245
01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:10,000
-Goodbye.
-But--
1246
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:25,640
Item two, Magda!
1247
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:30,800
Great job. You went there on your own,
without support, and you pulled it off.
1248
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:33,560
My emotions got the best of me.
1249
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:36,040
You're the best person for this job.
1250
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:39,880
You're back. During the next line-up,
we'll announce you're replacing me.
1251
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:42,440
Sorry.
1252
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:47,400
Todd made it. Don't worry, he's fine.
1253
01:33:47,480 --> 01:33:51,640
To help him get better, I've sent him
to a dog health resort in Southern Tyrol.
1254
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:54,440
Take that call. It's okay.
1255
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:57,800
Magda? Can you hear me?
1256
01:33:57,880 --> 01:33:59,120
Wiktor, speak louder.
1257
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,280
I can't speak louder.
There's a crowd of people here.
1258
01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:04,560
It's about Karol. He wants to back out.
1259
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:05,760
What?
1260
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:09,640
I tried to help him with the competition,
but I only made things worse.
1261
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:13,400
He says he definitely can't do it,
and it's all pointless.
1262
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:16,960
Even Trombone is acting strange.
He's not listening to anyone!
1263
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:18,240
Have you tried--
1264
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:20,440
Listen to me. The point is,
1265
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:23,160
they need you here. You!
1266
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,840
And there's one more
dramatically serious issue.
1267
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:28,280
Magda, are you coming back?
1268
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:29,280
Listen.
1269
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:32,440
Krzysztof is leaving Kraków tonight.
1270
01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:33,680
We're all waiting.
1271
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:35,120
Hello? Can you hear me?
1272
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,920
There's no need. I quit.
1273
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:42,880
Excuse me?
1274
01:34:43,680 --> 01:34:44,640
Good luck.
1275
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:06,200
There he is!
1276
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:12,440
Buongiorno, sweetie.
1277
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:14,360
Where's the fire?
1278
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:18,200
Krzysztof is going to Vienna
after the parade. We have to hurry up.
1279
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:20,920
DACHSHUND PARADE
1280
01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:47,000
They've set up a podium
for our little friends behind me.
1281
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:51,760
It's a sign that we're near the end.
We'll soon know the results. The prize--
1282
01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:57,280
Before we announce the results,
one more short music break.
1283
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:54,840
Ladies and gentlemen!
1284
01:38:54,920 --> 01:38:57,760
Before we finish,
one more local attraction.
1285
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:01,320
A performance by Karol and Trombone!
1286
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:06,200
Karol and Trombone, please join us!
1287
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,120
Come on.
1288
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:26,480
Karol?
1289
01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:27,880
Let him do it.
1290
01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:31,320
Trombone, come.
1291
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,960
Is that enough humiliation?
I'm taking him off stage.
1292
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:50,960
Karol is fighting for what he wants.
Don't mess it up for him.
1293
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:53,640
Sit.
1294
01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:57,960
Karol!
1295
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:02,040
Sit.
1296
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:03,800
Sit.
1297
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,240
Good.
1298
01:40:07,320 --> 01:40:09,280
-I promised I'd be here.
-I know.
1299
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,840
Come on, Trombone.
1300
01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:23,200
Speak!
1301
01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:25,480
Paw!
1302
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:26,840
Trombone.
1303
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:38,640
Ta-da!
1304
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:04,440
-Good show. Is he yours?
-Yes. Meet Trombone.
1305
01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:07,320
This is Tuba.
Could you teach me a few of your tricks?
1306
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,160
Let's set a date at school.
1307
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,320
As soon as I'm back.
I'll be away for a while.
1308
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:14,760
That's okay. I'll wait.
1309
01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:19,080
That was super-duper mega professional!
1310
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:21,480
Magda was right. It wasn't that hard.
1311
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,600
You were amazing. Congratulations.
1312
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:27,840
I am very proud of you,
and I'm sorry I doubted you.
1313
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:33,800
-Maybe you can introduce me now?
-Dad!
1314
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:35,640
I'm Tosia. Hello.
1315
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:38,320
Krzysztof, his dad. And this is Wiktor.
1316
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:40,760
-Hello. Tosia.
-Hello, miss.
1317
01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:41,840
Not the dad.
1318
01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:43,000
So it's a date.
1319
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:45,240
Let's go, Tuba.
1320
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:48,680
"It's a date"?
1321
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:50,320
Well done.
1322
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:52,520
It was wonderful.
1323
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:55,160
Wiktor.
1324
01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:59,120
You were right. Thank you.
1325
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:04,800
We have a train to catch. Come on.
1326
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:09,440
Anatol?
1327
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:11,960
-Yes.
-Hi.
1328
01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:14,680
-I'm Wiktor.
-What's up?
1329
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,040
Magda told me to take care of you.
1330
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:19,200
That's cool.
1331
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:20,800
It is?
1332
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:25,440
I have a gig in Kazimierz.
Do you wanna come? It's sung poetry.
1333
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:30,640
Will you bring
the electric guitar with you?
1334
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:35,560
Wait.
1335
01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:40,200
I acted like an idiot.
1336
01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:42,960
I mean, I acted like I always do.
1337
01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:49,200
But since I came here,
everything really has changed.
1338
01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:51,120
And…
1339
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:55,840
up until now,
my life has really been too fast.
1340
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:59,600
And… really empty
1341
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:01,960
without you.
1342
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:07,040
I'm sorry.
1343
01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:10,760
Don't leave.
1344
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:15,560
Would you like to come with us?
We'll spend this weekend together.
1345
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:16,680
What weekend?
1346
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,560
Wiktor said you're going for a year.
1347
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:20,840
What year?
1348
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:27,400
This must have been his plan all along.
No, it's just an interview. For now.
1349
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:29,640
Then we'll see.
1350
01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:31,680
So?
1351
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:38,120
Will you spend this weekend with me?
And… every weekend after that?
1352
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:43,520
I thought you liked to take things slow.
1353
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:46,400
Not everything.
1354
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:50,840
Turn around.
1355
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:03,800
We have to go now.
1356
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:07,520
-Where are your things?
-I don't have any.
1357
01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:08,520
Okay, let's go.
1358
01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:14,120
Can we get in with the dog? Great.
1359
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:24,280
Subtitle translation by: Maja Konkolewska