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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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[sweeping orchestral music playing]
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[cars driving]
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[dog growling]
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[dog barking, growling]
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-[screaming]
-[dog growling, cackling]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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-[woman screaming]
-[kids laughing]
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[panting]
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[siren wailing]
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["No Roots" by Alice Merton playing]
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Yes. Grot.
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Magda Grot.
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Yes. The order is in my name.
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At 12:35.
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No. You're the one who doesn't understand.
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To the minute.
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No. You're the one
who should listen to me.
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Today has to run perfectly.
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Everything is planned to the minute,
so we have no delays.
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What do you mean "ten minutes"?
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Do you know
how much I can get done in ten minutes?
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I am calm. I just need your cooperation.
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12:35 and not a second later.
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And you will personally make sure of that.
Thank you very much.
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♪ 'Cause I've got memories
And travel like gypsies in the night ♪
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[man snoring]
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♪ And a thousand times
I've seen this road ♪
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♪ A thousand times ♪
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What's that? Who's there?
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Get up.
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Invitations?
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[woman] Confirmed.
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Hmm. Sound system?
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[woman] Magda, relax.
Everything's been ready for four days now.
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And Zula?
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Is she panicking yet?
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Hmm. Not yet,
but I'm sure she'll start soon.
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-[Magda] How many coffees?
-Three, so far.
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Hey, listen. Just remember to…
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-[Magda yelping]
-[dog barking]
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LATRICANINE
KRZYSZTOF MAĆKOWSKI, KRAKÓW
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[woman] Magda? Hello?
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[dog growling]
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[Magda sighing] Those awful dogs again.
Ugh. I'll be there in a minute.
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[dog barking]
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♪ I like digging holes
Hiding things inside them ♪
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♪ When I grow old
I won't forget to find them ♪
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♪ I like digging holes… ♪
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Thank you.
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You're a lifesaver, as always.
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[guard] No problem.
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Time is money.
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-Is it true?
-What?
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[guard] About the boss.
Is it really today?
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I don't know anything.
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I'll keep my fingers crossed!
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-[lively music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
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-[Magda] Hi.
-Hello.
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[Magda] Report.
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Relax. You're just in time
to save us all from disaster.
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-[Magda] What is it this time?
-It's fine. You got this.
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[Zula] Nothing's ready.
And who's idea was it to get balloons?
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[men] Yours.
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[Zula] Absurd.
What is this? A child's party?
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Zula, you are absolutely right.
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Please get these balloons
out of here now.
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What kind of party is this?
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Where were you? You forgot about Todd.
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He's not on the VIP list.
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Hmm. Double espresso
with honey for madam director
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and still water
from an alpine glacier for Todd.
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Coming right up!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Gentlemen, some space.
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Idiot!
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I sent you an email this morning
with Todd's special schedule breakdown.
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He's not on this list
because he's got his own list.
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-Have you seen him today?
-[Magda] He's in great shape.
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He does not look his age, right?
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And the way he moves!
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After all, aside from discopathy,
diabetes, hypertension, renal failure,
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and an enlarged liver,
he's absolutely as healthy as a horse.
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He's so skinny.
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-And handsome.
-[dog barking]
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-There he is! The apple of my eye.
-Water from an alpine glacier.
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-Hi, Todd.
-Yes, there. Who's a pretty little puppy?
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-Are you gonna say hello?
-[Todd growling]
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Oh, great. I don't know
what I would've done without you.
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I don't even want to imagine, Magda.
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You are irreplaceable.
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Nobody takes better care of my Todd.
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[Todd growling]
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Really? Todd?
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Well, everything. Nothing would've
worked here if it wasn't for you.
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I know it. I see it all.
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Todd sees everything too,
isn't that right?
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Come here. Give me a kiss.
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[Zula baby-talking]
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[Zula] Oh, yes. Look at his eyes.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Magda] All right.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Go potty?
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No. Go potty.
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[Todd whining]
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-Right here or there?
-Hey.
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[Magda] Hi.
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Do you remember the plan?
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Muffin,
you've texted it to me, emailed me,
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added it to the shared calendar,
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and even posted it
on the refrigerator in the kitchen.
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[chuckling] Do you remember or not?
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I'm just kidding. I remember everything.
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[man] So if today doesn't go
exactly as planned,
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and, God forbid,
you don't get a promotion,
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then you won't increase the viewership
of the main channel over two years by 8%,
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won't become a member of the board,
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which means our wedding will automatically
get postponed by a couple of years.
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Not to mention, a child,
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which we will start trying for
in exactly 18 months after the wedding.
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So, see?
I know your plan perfectly by heart.
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-I'm sorry.
-My plan?
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Our plan. And the most important thing.
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Never, I mean never try to improvise.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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[Todd barking]
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LATRICANINE
KRZYSZTOF MAĆKOWSKI, KRAKÓW
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[bugle playing]
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[pigeons cooing]
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-Why are you up so early?
-Can I go to school? I'm ready.
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[dishes clattering]
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[man] Show me your tongue.
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Mm-mm.
Not like that. Like at the doctor's.
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-What are you trying to see?
-Checking to see if you've been replaced.
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[dot panting]
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Come on, Dad. Really?
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What happened to
"five more minutes, please, Dad?"
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"Dad, can I stay home from school today
and play with Trombone?"
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I have my own stuff to do.
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Since when do you have your own stuff?
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[boy] Since I've grown into a real man.
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Just watch out that they don't get
any milk on your mustache.
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This is embarrassing. Real men
don't have their dads make their lunch.
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Do you have to walk me to school?
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I don't have to, but I really want to.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I'll take it from here.
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[light orchestral music playing]
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That's why you wanted to come early?
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Dad, not so loud!
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[chattering indistinctly]
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Will you introduce me?
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[grunting] Trombone. All right, good luck.
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[girls giggling]
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Let's go.
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[music stops]
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Watch out, pipsqueak.
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[scoffing] Daddy isn't walking you
to class today?
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[boy] Loser.
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[TV show theme music playing]
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We'd like to extend a big thanks
to all our guests for joining us today.
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Board members,
journalists, partners, and directors.
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Are you sure that's everyone?
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[indistinct chatter]
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And we could never forget
all our sponsors.
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-That's right.
-[chuckling] Nervous.
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Uh, together with our director
of programming, Zula Kot,
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we thank you all for another year with us.
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POLISH NINJA
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[crowd cheering]
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[Magda] Everything okay?
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Good.
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[photographers clamoring]
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[photographer] One more, please.
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[Magda] That was great!
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[Zula chuckling lightly]
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Great job. Well done.
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Thank you.
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-How is Todd?
-Everything is taken care of.
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-Okay. That's good.
-Please join us for a photo. After you.
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-[man] Please, Zula. Over here.
-To me, please.
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♪ Ooh, my baby's coming out to get you ♪
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♪ Mmm, 'cause you know
That I won't forget you ♪
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-♪ Oh, what's the word on the scene? ♪
-[cackling]
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♪ You'll be kicking up the dust
If you know what I mean ♪
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♪ You got a good thing, good thing going ♪
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♪ You got a good thing
Good thing going on ♪
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♪ You got a good thing going on ♪
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[people laughing]
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[everyone] Surprise!
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-[all cheering]
-[scattered chuckling]
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You shouldn't have.
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For the most wonderful boss.
They are almost as beautiful as you are.
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-Aww.
-You worked hard for it. You deserve it.
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My dears, I did not expect you all
to throw a party for little old me.
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-How long have you known?
-For at least a week.
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What can I say to the best team ever?
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We came and we did great!
It was a joint effort!
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We would be completely lost
without you, Zula.
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With the premier
of the new programming lineup,
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which was a spectacular success today,
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I have an announcement to make.
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Here come the tears.
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[scattered murmuring]
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-[man] Let me… let me go. Let go!
-[woman] Be careful!
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As you know,
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television is just…
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television is basically my entire life.
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I dedicated everything to it.
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But nothing lasts forever.
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And that's why I want
to say that it's time…
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to make space for someone else.
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-[all gasping]
-[Zula] It's time… it's time…
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time for a short break.
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And 50 is the best moment
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to start thinking
about expanding my family, you know?
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[all laughing]
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And, after all, Todd needs a sibling.
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Todd! Of course.
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But don't worry, my dears. Don't worry.
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I won't leave you alone.
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There is a person among us
who fully deserves to take my place.
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[dramatic music swelling]
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Magda.
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[all gasping, cheering]
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Magda, Magda, Magda, Magda,
only you can take my place.
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[Zula chuckling]
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[Zula singing] Magdalena
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Magdalena
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[all laughing]
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Just the formalities.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh no!
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-What's going on?
-[all gasping, murmuring]
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What is it?
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[man] I didn't do anything.
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[tense music playing]
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Oh my God!
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Todd!
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Todd!
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Why are you standing around?
Resuscitate him!
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Oh my God!
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Magda, I thought
you were taking care of him?
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-I was taking care of Todd.
-Oh, "taking care"?
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You call this taking care of him, Magda?
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Call an ambulance!
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-I'll call them. I got it!
-I can't believe this.
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Did you do this on purpose?
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Are you in such a hurry to take my place?
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You knew that if something happened
to him, it would break my heart.
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You're fired. Take your things and leave!
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Zula, Zula--
256
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,600
Why are you still talking to me?
257
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,040
I will see to it
that you never work in television again.
258
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,240
My dear, you are finished
in this industry forever.
259
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,520
Yeah. And all in all it's been…
260
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,480
[man] Okay. We're clear here.
261
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,560
[whimpering]
262
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,720
[Magda breathing heavily]
263
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,520
[somber music playing]
264
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,600
[indistinct chatter]
265
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,960
[Magda gasping]
266
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,680
[Magda crying]
267
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,440
-Magda! Magda!
-[Magda] What?
268
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,920
[sighing] Sorry it turned out this way.
269
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,440
Sorry?
270
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,760
I mean the situation with Zula, you know.
271
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,440
I'm sorry you failed, but looks like
you're gonna have to change your plan.
272
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,640
My plan?
273
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,040
Uh, one sec.
274
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,600
[sighing heavily] Magda, you're not
the only one that has a schedule,
275
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:36,080
and there's no place in mine
for a would-be programming director.
276
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,720
You understand?
277
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,320
Sorry, Magda.
278
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,800
[clicks tongue]
279
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,160
[sniffling]
280
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,760
[breathing heavily]
281
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,880
I'm sorry.
282
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,600
Sorry about Todd.
283
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,680
But they say he was breathing
when they took him away,
284
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,200
so maybe he'll pull through.
285
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320
Could I get my car?
286
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,560
[guard sighing]
287
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,360
Unfortunately, I can't.
288
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,520
They called from upstairs.
The car stays with the company.
289
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,440
[bell tolling]
290
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,760
[indistinct chatter]
291
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,400
-All right. So what's her name?
-Doesn't matter.
292
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,080
-Karol.
-Tosia.
293
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,120
Tosia. That's very pretty.
294
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,480
-Does she like you?
-She doesn't even know who I am.
295
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,160
-Don't worry. She will.
-But how?
296
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,480
Because you're a super-great guy
with a super dog.
297
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,040
So what am I supposed to do?
298
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,840
Nothing. Give her some time.
299
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,200
[Trombone growling]
300
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,200
And if… if she doesn't notice me?
301
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,040
That means
she wasn't really worth waiting for.
302
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,160
It is what it is,
and whatever will be, will be.
303
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,280
If you say so.
304
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,000
[Trombone whining]
305
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,520
-Maybe we can go to an arcade?
-I don't want to.
306
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,880
[contemplative music playing]
307
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,280
Don't worry. It'll pass.
308
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,360
And did it pass for you after Mom died?
309
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,840
It's different for me.
310
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,480
You've never found someone else.
311
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,200
Because the right person never showed up.
312
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,840
But you're still pretty young.
313
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,640
Dad, I really think you need a girlfriend.
314
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,080
You think that?
315
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,680
You can't live alone
after I move in with Tosia.
316
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,200
We have to find you someone.
317
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,040
Hmm.
318
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,520
Race you down the hill!
319
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,440
[uplifting music playing]
320
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,640
[man] Trombone's winning!
321
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,800
[Trombone barking]
322
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,640
-[man] Trombone!
-[Trombone yapping]
323
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,080
[man] Come on, up! Right, left!
324
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,400
-[Karol] Right, left, right, left.
-[Trombone panting]
325
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,800
Oh, hello, gentlemen.
Fancy running into you.
326
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,680
Maybe you can pop in for dinner.
I'm making roast boar.
327
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,480
Do you know how important it is
for a young man to eat a hearty meal?
328
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,560
-Yes.
-Dad is a very good cook.
329
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,040
Your daddy does everything very well.
330
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,240
But sometimes
you need some time for other things.
331
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,920
-[man] Irena.
-You have a lot of responsibilities.
332
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,040
-I'm managing okay.
-I like to help Dad too.
333
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,240
I'm talking
about a different kind of help.
334
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,160
If you really want to help,
then you can take Trombone out for a walk.
335
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,960
He's had terrible diarrhea all day.
336
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,800
[Trombone barking]
337
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,720
True.
338
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,480
I would recommend taking him
to the veterinarian.
339
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,440
[Irena exhaling]
340
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,840
[whimpering]
341
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,080
[Irena screaming]
342
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,600
[man] Thank you.
343
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,640
Do you still want me to find a girlfriend?
344
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,560
[Irena screaming]
345
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,480
Dad, how many square meters
is our apartment?
346
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,680
It's 137 and a half meters.
347
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,520
With the balcony, without the studio.
348
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,120
And how big is the guest room?
349
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,400
It's 20 meters by 20 meters.
350
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,600
What is this for?
351
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,320
For Home Ec.
352
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,880
The food's ready, buddy.
353
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,200
And does Trombone like other animals?
354
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,000
He doesn't like cats.
355
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,440
Is that for Home Ec too?
356
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,640
Finish that later.
357
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,640
[Karol] Um…
358
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,120
SAVE / EDIT
359
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,560
WOMEN ONLY. NOT FROM WARSAW.
360
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,640
I'm done.
361
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:19,960
What's this?
362
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,400
Casserole à la Zygmunt.
363
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,800
What does Zula like?
Zula likes to be right.
364
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,600
And Todd.
365
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,800
But Todd isn't here anymore.
366
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:31,720
[phone ringing]
367
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,160
[dog whining]
368
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,720
I was fired because of Todd,
369
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,480
so maybe
I could get my job back because of Todd.
370
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,480
[dog panting]
371
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,920
DACHSHUND PARADE
372
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,840
[Magda] Hold on.
373
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,200
Wait. I've got something.
374
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,360
Hmm. Can I use your computer?
375
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,360
Sure. It's there in reception.
376
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,000
[anchor] The Dachshund Parade
is an annual event in honor…
377
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,800
The Dachshund Parade in Kraków.
378
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,560
Todd almost won a prize there.
379
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,320
Apparently, he just barely lost.
380
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,880
Since then, Zula has wanted
to do a story on the organization
381
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,040
to prove to everyone they're incompetent.
382
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,680
But they don't allow any media
in the event.
383
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,560
There's some kind
of code of silence going on.
384
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,480
[man] And you wanna infiltrate them?
385
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,480
It's supposed to be, you know, top secret,
386
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,680
but I did a little digging and found
the foundation that organizes it.
387
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,120
-And bingo!
-[man chuckling]
388
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:23,960
That's fortunate.
389
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,720
What's fortunate
is that there's a room registered
390
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,920
at the same address
on one of the couch surfing websites.
391
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,000
"Women only, but not from Warsaw."
392
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,520
[man chuckling]
393
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,600
It's perfect for you.
Sounds like a challenge.
394
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,560
[Magda exhaling]
395
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,600
KRAKÓW CENTRAL TRAIN STATION
396
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,520
-[indistinct chatter]
-[sad horn music playing]
397
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,760
[birds chirping]
398
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,600
Read this.
399
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:24,480
[man] "If ever in a dream you feel my eyes
no longer look at you with love,
400
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,240
know that I've stopped living."
401
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,760
Beautiful, but a little wordy.
402
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,400
Is it really a problem for you?
403
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,760
Just count them up
and charge them per letter.
404
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,200
And this time, you can use
the highest rate we have. Problem solved.
405
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,400
["Rzuć to wszystko co złe"
by Zbigniew Wodecki playing]
406
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,000
[Magda] Excuse me, gentlemen?
407
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,400
Hello.
408
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,960
[indistinct chatter]
409
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,400
How are you?
410
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:22,960
Um,
411
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,600
are you on the clock?
412
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,520
We're still on our coffee break
right now, miss.
413
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,840
Could one of you take me to this address?
414
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,120
Princess, that's right across the street.
415
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,760
You can walk right over there.
416
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,560
It's a beautiful day today.
417
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,640
[music fades]
418
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,280
[doorbell ringing]
419
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,320
[Trombone barking]
420
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,440
Irena?
421
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,200
[man shushing]
422
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,520
[knocking on door]
423
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,200
LOVE
424
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,000
[man] Oh, super.
425
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,960
[man 2] Hello! We come bearing gifts!
426
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,160
There was no way
Muhammad would come to the mountain,
427
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,800
so the mountain came to Muhammad.
428
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,560
-[Karol] Uncle Wiktor!
-Hey!
429
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,600
[Karol] Is that for us?
430
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,080
Oh, don't touch it.
It belongs to a customer.
431
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,320
Look, this is our theme for today.
432
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,600
Here. Take this.
You like chocolate, don't you?
433
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,880
What do you say?
434
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,880
[Karol] Good day to you.
435
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,440
Guys, you didn't have to.
436
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,720
-You're welcome. What's family for?
-I have something special for the table.
437
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,920
-Hold on!
-[Karol] Trombone!
438
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
[funky music playing]
439
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,400
-[Karol] Trombone, come back!
-[man] Where are you going?
440
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,840
[man] Grab him! Hold him tight! Hold him!
441
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,720
Where did he go?
442
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,240
[indistinct shouting]
443
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,600
-[Trombone barking]
-[man] Hold him! Hold him tight!
444
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,840
[Karol] Help me!
445
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,240
[indistinct shouting]
446
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,000
-[man] Hold him!
-[Wiktor] I got your legs!
447
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,680
-[door opening]
-[Karol] Help me!
448
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,000
[man] I got him. Get ready.
449
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,200
-Come here.
-The fun is over!
450
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,120
[Trombone whining]
451
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,080
[breathing heavily]
452
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,680
LOVE
453
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,480
Hello. Did you need something?
454
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,360
[Trombone growling]
455
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,040
[door slamming shut]
456
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,080
[Trombone howling]
457
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,680
[grunting] Watch it!
458
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,720
[Magda] Excuse me! Excuse me, sir!
459
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,960
Wait a minute.
460
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,800
-Albert, are you lost again, sir?
-What seems to be the trouble?
461
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,560
You have to come with me right now.
462
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,240
Excuse me. Can't you see we're busy?
463
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,440
Officer, there's a child in danger!
464
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,280
A-and a pet.
465
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,240
Can you take care of him, please?
466
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,000
Slow down. No need to hurry.
467
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,920
Could you walk a little faster?
468
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,200
It's like I'm talking to a brick wall.
469
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,040
[man] I mean
that a person starts their second life
470
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,320
when they decide that they
are finally done with their first one.
471
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400
[Irena] Well, then…
472
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,280
Oh.
473
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,280
You said a child was in danger?
474
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,720
-Morning gentlemen.
-Hey, Rajmund.
475
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,080
What about the ladies?
476
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,720
Oh. Good morning. Sorry.
What am I supposed to do with them?
477
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,160
Want some violet juice?
Zygmunt brought it over from France.
478
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,320
-Hi, Zygmunt. No, I'm on duty.
-Uh-huh.
479
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,920
[funky music playing]
480
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,760
Um, there was…
481
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,360
there was a wreath, and they were…
482
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,600
That was a customer's wreath, my dear,
because we work at a cemetery.
483
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,600
[Zygmunt] And as Hesiod said,
484
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,640
"There is no shame in hard work."
485
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,760
Although, from a transcendental viewpoint,
that depends on the circumstance.
486
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,840
Are you dropping your accusation?
487
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,920
Well, I know what I saw.
488
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,400
Logic will always take you
from point A to point B,
489
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,720
while imagination, everywhere.
490
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:58,960
Hesiod?
491
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,240
-No, Einstein.
-[Trombone barking]
492
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,600
[Magda sighing]
493
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,960
Excuse me.
Are you the one who answered my ad?
494
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,880
Why didn't you say
you were here to rent the spare room?
495
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,200
Don't be mad. We were just trying
to play a stupid prank.
496
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,120
[man] Karol!
497
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,480
Do you welcome all your guests
with such a gruesome display?
498
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,320
-Guests?
-[Karol] It's my fault.
499
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,240
Yesterday, I reactivated your old account
500
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,480
on that website
where you can rent out the spare room.
501
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,440
And I rented it.
But, of course, if it's a problem…
502
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,520
Dad, we can't let her sleep
at the train station.
503
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,200
-I'd better get going.
-My son's right. Please stay.
504
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,640
-I really don't want to be any trouble.
-I insist.
505
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,080
-But I don't want there to be problems.
-And I would really like you to stay.
506
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,680
Well, how can I say no to that offer?
507
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,400
You can't, Miss.
508
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,400
Where are you traveling from?
509
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,720
From Warsaw.
510
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800
Come in, come in. Welcome.
511
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,120
[funky music playing]
512
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,520
[jazzy music playing]
513
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,320
♪ Let's have a moment ♪
514
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,680
He likes you.
515
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,320
You think?
516
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,040
This is our house specialty.
517
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,320
-Violet juice, huh?
-[chuckling] What is a name, really?
518
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,520
Zygmunt?
519
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,760
The name has nothing to do
with an entity in itself.
520
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,720
Porphyry, for example,
521
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,000
used to think that we should start
with a particular item.
522
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,640
The negation of the name gives us…
523
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,560
The species.
524
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,320
And negation of the species…
525
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,000
Genus.
526
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,040
And so on and so forth, until we reach
the widest possible concept.
527
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,920
Um, so maybe let's try distilling
this entity down to its proper name.
528
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,880
My name is Magda.
529
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,120
Nice to meet you.
530
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,040
Do you like dogs?
531
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,280
[Magda] Um,
532
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,040
yeah, of course.
533
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,560
Very much.
534
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,800
-What's its name?
-Trombone.
535
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,920
[Trombone barking]
536
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,160
And he's not an "it," he's a "he."
He's a member of our family.
537
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,080
He's got a great name.
538
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,000
Are you staying with us
until Saturday? There's a parade.
539
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,320
It's not the famous one?
540
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,800
Yeah. That one. We all help organize it.
541
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,960
I help and Trombone helps. Right Trombone?
542
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,880
Karol, hmm, I don't think this is
a very interesting subject for our guest.
543
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,320
In my job, I used to deal
with things like that all the time.
544
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,640
Organizing, strategy, planning.
545
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,880
-I'd be glad to help.
-[Karol] That's great!
546
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,800
[man] I'm sure you're very busy.
547
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,080
Plus, one of my good friends
and her dachshund, Todd,
548
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,280
almost won a prize
for the best couple in the parade.
549
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,200
-Todd? Did I hear that right?
-Todd. Yeah.
550
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,120
[Trombone barking]
551
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,720
-[Zygmunt] Remember Todd?
-[Karol] Yes.
552
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,080
He tried so hard, the poor thing,
but all that trying came to nothing.
553
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,200
Ow!
554
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,440
-Is everything all right?
-Yes, yes.
555
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,760
Um, thank you for your offer,
but we don't need any help.
556
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,200
What do you mean?
557
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,800
We definitely need her help.
We're totally behind on everything.
558
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:53,880
Ow!
559
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,480
While we're talking about it then,
we wanted to propose a new category.
560
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,440
[Wiktor] That's right.
561
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,720
-Art dedicated to animals.
-Yeah?
562
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,320
[Wiktor] People can apply
with paintings, collages.
563
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,120
But we'll be giving
the highest scores to sculptures.
564
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200
That's very funny.
565
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,200
Oh, but everyone is gonna need
to read the rules and guidelines first,
566
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,640
so they don't think they're getting
into a gallery in Warsaw
567
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,120
while all that's required
is some functional city art.
568
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,040
For dogs.
569
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,400
In Warsaw,
in basically every park on every corner,
570
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,440
they have these canine latrines.
571
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,240
But this one is particularly hideous.
572
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,280
[Trombone yapping]
573
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,880
Can I take a look?
574
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,200
-It is pretty terrible. Yeah.
-Yeah.
575
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,320
[both chuckling]
576
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,080
Well, we've learned
that you know a lot about art.
577
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,240
We might actually need some help
with the parade, if you would.
578
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,720
I propose that our new friend should
get our permit this year from Basia.
579
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,240
Oh… [chuckling]
580
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,800
-From that Basia?
-Yes. That Basia.
581
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,720
[Irena] Perfect.
582
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,720
You said it yourself, you know a lot
about organizing and getting things done.
583
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,160
Sure. When should I get it?
584
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,120
Yesterday.
585
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,840
Oh. [chuckling] Excuse me.
586
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,000
THE CITY OF KRAKÓW
587
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,440
APPLICATIONS
588
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,720
[sirens wailing]
589
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,800
[funky music playing]
590
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,040
[sighing]
591
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,400
[bell tolling]
592
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,200
KRAKÓW CITY HALL
593
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,720
DEPARTMENT OF DIFFICULT
AND VERY DIFFICULT CASES
594
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,160
[opera music playing]
595
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,320
[footsteps approaching]
596
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,480
[Magda] Good morning.
597
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,080
Be right with you.
598
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,920
You open at 9:00, right?
599
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,560
[clerk] Hmm.
600
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,960
Ma'am, I…
601
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,240
-I don't think you're from around here.
-What does that have to do with anything?
602
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,160
Why are you in such a hurry?
603
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,560
Let's have a cup of tea.
604
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,200
-No, thanks.
-"No, thanks"? Not even a sugar cookie?
605
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,760
No, thank you.
606
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,200
[clerk exclaiming]
607
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,280
I need a permit to drive into
the main square for the Dachshund parade.
608
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,600
Uh, Dachshund Parade…
609
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,960
Hmm.
610
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,320
But that's not for five days still.
611
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,920
[sighing heavily] All right.
612
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,080
-To get that permit, you'll need form D--
-125, right?
613
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,640
-Well, yes, but it's, uh, missing the--
-F45 Form.
614
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,960
Forty…
615
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,280
No. [chuckling]
616
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,760
What about the permit?
617
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,600
That's what I came here for.
618
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,360
Um, th-the permit allowing you
to drive through access roads.
619
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,720
Ma'am, you need a way
to get into the square somehow.
620
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,600
Drive in to the square.
621
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,080
You understand?
622
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,240
Without that, my hands are tied.
623
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,240
[whimsical music playing]
624
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,000
See that? My nail polish is ruined.
625
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,480
Ma'am, um, please come back when you have
the proper paperwork and permit.
626
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,000
-All right?
-[Magda] All right. Thank you very much.
627
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,640
[clerk] Hmm. She comes in here
like she's from Warsaw.
628
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,320
Doesn't have the right paperwork,
and now I have to redo my nails.
629
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,080
Like I don't have anything better to do
than get forms for her.
630
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,160
[rock music playing]
631
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:06,360
KRAKÓW CITY HALL AND CITY COUNCIL
THE MAYOR OF KRAKÓW
632
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,720
[modem dialing]
633
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840
[Magda sighing]
634
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,000
How long will this take?
635
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,760
Certainly there's no need to hurry.
636
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,600
Haven't you ever had
to make a deadline, or be on time?
637
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,920
[whimsical orchestral music playing]
638
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,640
Maybe you'd like a cup of tea?
639
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,880
There it is.
640
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,120
No.
641
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,720
No.
642
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,960
Unfortunately, I can't help you with this.
643
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,800
Excuse me?
644
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,080
You have to get a special permit
645
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,440
to be able to drive over the curbs
because they're historic.
646
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,160
It would be best
if you visited the city archive
647
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,520
to get the correct paperwork.
648
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,280
It's located inside the central--
649
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,440
[Magda] I'll find it.
650
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,320
[door opening]
651
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,720
The door.
652
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,360
[clock ticking]
653
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,480
Excuse me.
654
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,720
BREAK
10:30 – 10:50
655
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,960
This won't take very long, mister…
656
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,640
How could I help you?
657
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,240
The permits to drive over the curbs
around the main square.
658
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,320
[clerk] Mm-hmm.
659
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,280
Why are you in such a hurry?
Maybe we'd like a cup of tea?
660
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,360
-I don't want a tea.
-Why are you so irritated?
661
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,960
I'm not getting irritated.
Can we get to the point?
662
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,000
Do you have the permit
to drive into the main square?
663
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,920
Excuse me?
664
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,400
Without it, I won't be able
to issue you a permit
665
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,000
so you can drive over the curbs.
666
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,960
They're an integral part
of our historic main square.
667
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:24,880
Hold on.
668
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,640
So, to enter the main square I need a
permit to drive through the access roads,
669
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,800
and to drive through access roads,
I need a permit to drive over curbs,
670
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,000
and to drive over curbs, I need a permit
to enter the historic main square.
671
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,880
Yes. That's right.
What's so confusing about that?
672
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,320
You need to go to the communications
department, room number 102
673
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,320
and find the woman--
674
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,400
I know exactly the woman
that I'm supposed to talk to.
675
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,440
KRAKÓW CITY HALL
676
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,080
DEPARTMENT OF DIFFICULT
AND VERY DIFFICULT CASES
677
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,160
-Excuse me.
-Did you see that?
678
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,080
You're back so soon?
679
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,880
How did you do that so quickly?
680
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,080
I'd like a permit
to enter the main square.
681
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,760
Ma'am, I'm so very sorry,
but I can't give you that permit today
682
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,000
because my hands are really tied, you see?
683
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,240
All right.
Then I want your refusal in writing,
684
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,320
stating why you won't issue the permit.
685
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,640
Excuse me?
686
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,640
Please don't forget to include a signature
and the official stamp.
687
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,840
I'll take it directly to your superior,
and then to the media.
688
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,280
Local and national.
689
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,120
Okay. Hold on.
690
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,080
[funky music playing]
691
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,240
[breathing deeply]
692
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,480
I really don't understand
why you're in such a hurry,
693
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,560
especially after that phone call
694
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,080
that I received
from your organization this morning,
695
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,440
saying that it wasn't even
that urgent to get the permit.
696
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,360
Who called you?
697
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,680
[woman] Hmm.
698
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,960
It was a woman that called.
699
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,720
-Her name was I think…
-[Magda] Irena?
700
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,960
Uh, Irena, that's exactly the name.
701
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,040
You took the words
right out of my mouth. Irena.
702
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,080
Since we've basically decided
on the color of the ID lanyards,
703
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,640
I'd like to propose moving on to the--
704
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,600
Permits are done.
705
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,800
I would've been quicker,
but I ran into some minor inconveniences.
706
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,320
-Nice. Bravo.
-That's good.
707
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,040
What did you say? I didn't catch that.
708
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,840
I'm very happy
that everything's been taken care of.
709
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,040
Good job. Well done. Wiktor.
710
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,960
What about the invitations?
711
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,160
We need to make about 20 phone calls,
712
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:42,240
ten in-person meetings need
to be set, and it'll get done.
713
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,600
-Wouldn't it be easier to send an email?
-Here we prefer a more personal approach.
714
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,800
So you would prefer to waste time?
715
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,280
Yes. Catering?
716
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,280
It's done, almost.
717
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,800
[somber music playing]
718
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,120
[Trombone growling]
719
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,440
[Trombone barking]
720
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,600
PRESS
MAGDA GROT
721
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,280
[Magda] Oh, hey!
Leave that! Hey! Give it back!
722
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,320
Hey! [gasping]
723
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,200
Morning.
724
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,720
Hey.
725
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,920
[Trombone growling]
726
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,760
You look nice.
727
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,840
Uh, look at the nice morning, today.
728
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,040
Uh, would you like a sandwich,
scrambled eggs, oatmeal?
729
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,240
Um, coffee. I don't really eat breakfast.
730
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,800
But breakfast is the most important meal.
731
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,880
Karol. Maybe not for everyone.
732
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,640
[Trombone whimpering]
733
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,640
Um… um,
734
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,600
I was thinking about sponsors. May I?
735
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,600
Help yourself.
736
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,880
And since you don't have any, I thought
we could shoot some promotional material,
737
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,560
and then, um,
publicize the event in the media?
738
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,960
I can shoot the whole thing.
739
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,680
-No.
-Why not?
740
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,760
[man] Well, we don't have any sponsors
because we don't need them.
741
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,160
We like what we're doing
and that's why we do it for free,
742
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:18,640
We don't wanna change it.
That's why no cameras, no media.
743
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,880
[Trombone growling]
744
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,760
I was just trying to help.
745
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,360
I appreciate it.
746
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,240
You want hot cocoa?
747
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,160
-You have cocoa?
-We do. Would you like some?
748
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,120
Uh… um, that's okay.
749
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,520
[cup clattering]
750
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,800
All right.
751
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,400
So what should I do today?
752
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,200
Oh, nice of you to ask,
753
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,840
because today until noon,
I'd really appreciate it
754
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,320
if you did absolutely nothing.
755
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,160
So can I make you a cocoa?
756
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,040
[birds chirping]
757
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,640
[contemplative music playing]
758
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,000
[camera shutter clicking]
759
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,800
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A STORY?
SEND
760
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,320
TO ZULA
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A STORY?
761
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,600
[Trombone whimpering]
762
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,720
[Magda] What do you want?
763
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,440
[Trombone yapping, whimpering]
764
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,720
Um, may I have a look in there?
765
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,600
[Trombone barking]
766
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,560
Hmm. No.
767
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,000
[Magda exhaling nervously]
768
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,440
Want a doggie treat?
769
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,160
[Trombone barking]
770
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,800
Do you have some special toy here?
771
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,800
-[Trombone barking]
-[Magda] No?
772
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,920
Go outside?
773
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,520
[upbeat music playing]
774
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,680
[Trombone barking]
775
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,600
Hey! Trombone!
776
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,800
Wait! Not so fast!
777
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,640
Trombone! Please!
778
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,920
Can we go back home, now?
779
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,560
-[Trombone yapping]
-[Magda panting]
780
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,400
[door opening, closing]
781
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,840
Hold on. No, come here.
782
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,960
[Trombone panting]
783
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,360
[Magda sighing]
784
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,440
[bones cracking]
785
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,960
Oh no, no, no buddy!
Don't even think about it.
786
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,680
Down.
787
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,040
[Trombone whimpering]
788
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,680
[Trombone whimpering]
789
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,840
[Trombone barking]
790
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,480
[exhaling sharply]
791
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,720
[Trombone whimpering]
792
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,280
[dramatic music playing]
793
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,720
Aha!
794
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,920
Well, that explains a lot.
795
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,200
[camera shutter clicking]
796
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,800
AGE WITH GRACE STAY BEAUTIFUL
797
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,640
INVITATION TO AN INTERNSHIP
AT AKADEMIE BILDENDE KÜNSTE-BILDHAUREI
798
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,880
[cell phone chiming]
799
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,560
FROM KRZYSZTOF OUR OFFICE
CORNER OF BOŻEGO CIAŁA AND MEISELS
800
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,080
I understand being five minutes late,
ten minutes late, but--
801
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,680
Well, Krzysztof, it is what it is,
and whatever will be, will be.
802
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,760
Stop it! Come on.
803
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,520
[pop music playing]
804
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,800
This is your office?
805
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,480
Yeah. You like it? I think it's pretty.
806
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,880
Pretty.
807
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,080
Would you like some wine, dear?
We're drinking wine.
808
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,120
No, I think it's too early for that.
809
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,200
We're expecting someone.
Unfortunately, he's late.
810
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:29,680
-Oh, there he is. Good morning, Professor.
-[Wiktor] Good morning.
811
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,040
[professor laughing]
How is… how is your art going, Krzysztof?
812
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,240
[Krzysztof] Could be better.
813
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,360
One should never give up.
814
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,960
I always say
one should never give up on their dreams.
815
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,840
My dear madam, dear madam,
816
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,440
the issue we are here
to discuss is very serious,
817
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,360
and we need to get straight to the point.
818
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,200
-Um, red wine, please.
-Yes, sir.
819
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,800
Uh, I've been thinking about it all night.
820
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,320
We have to decide what criteria we'll use
821
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,600
when we are taking into account
the bunny-like individuals.
822
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,600
What's "bunny-like"?
823
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,520
[professor] Well,
we cannot ignore the tails.
824
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,400
I know it's a controversial issue,
and wildly unconventional,
825
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,920
but we do have to include the tail.
826
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,320
Uh, measuring Dachshunds
827
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,720
is a really complicated
and delicate issue.
828
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,080
Why are we measuring Dachshunds?
829
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,520
The professor is the eminent specialist
in the field of cynology.
830
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,800
Salutations.
831
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,920
Uh, Magda Grot.
832
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,800
Excuse me, but I just received a message
from the Department of Health
833
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,600
saying that they have some concerns.
834
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,000
Someone should be here in a few minutes.
835
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,280
Well,
now I'm definitely not gonna make it.
836
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,960
Magda, listen. I won't be able
to pick Karol up from school.
837
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:35,960
Could you maybe…
838
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,240
You need me to go now?
839
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,200
I'll text you the address. Thank you.
840
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,040
[Magda] I'll be back soon. Bye.
841
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,280
[professor] So…
842
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,400
Start!
843
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,120
[indistinct chatter]
844
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,560
Stop.
845
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,000
You're out.
846
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,640
Three, two, one, start!
847
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,720
Stop.
848
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,320
Okay. Name the five
most dangerous monsters in the forest.
849
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,680
[scoffing] You're out.
850
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,880
[both laughing]
851
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,680
Start.
852
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,160
Uh, do one more.
853
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,080
Stop.
854
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,880
Name five of the best superhero powers.
855
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,600
Hey. Come on.
856
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,960
Give him something easier.
He's too young for superhero movies.
857
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,200
[boy] His old man shows him kids movies
about princesses.
858
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,920
Time.
859
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,080
[Karol] Flying.
860
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,960
Super speed.
861
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,400
Super…
862
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,840
Laser eyes!
863
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,160
Um, super power strength.
864
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,720
And mind reading.
865
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,520
You did all right this time.
866
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,440
Just this time.
867
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,640
[Tosia] Let's go.
868
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,840
How did you know all those superpowers?
869
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,200
You know, in my job, um,
870
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,640
I used to work in a place,
where I needed to know a lot
871
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,120
about what shows are on TV
and out in movie theaters.
872
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,040
Plus, I had to use my superpowers.
873
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,560
Listen. There was a girl who was smiling
at you. Do you happen to know--
874
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,800
She was smiling at me?
875
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,560
-Serious? You saw it too?
-[Magda] Yeah!
876
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,240
That's Tosia.
One day we're gonna move in together.
877
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,480
Do you think I'm too young, also?
878
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,880
A little, but if you're gonna
do everything you want to in life,
879
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,240
you'll have to start very early.
880
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,800
-Come on.
But my Dad always says I have to wait.
881
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,040
That things
like true love can't be hurried.
882
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,720
Well, it's no wonder he's alone then.
883
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,200
My dad is alone
because my mom died when I was born.
884
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,760
I mean…
885
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,640
-I was just saying, that if that girl--
-[Karol] Tosia.
886
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,280
Tosia.
887
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,960
If you really like Tosia so much,
you should go talk to her.
888
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,440
-What are you waiting for?
-Will you help me?
889
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,920
Sure. I can help you. [chuckling]
890
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,840
Come on.
891
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,960
[indistinct chatter]
892
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,000
[Magda] After you.
893
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,640
In that case, we'll need
to reach out for further consultations.
894
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,240
-The health inspector come?
-Yeah. They just left.
895
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,800
Sit down, madam.
896
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,560
-So they find anything?
-Nothing. Everything is good.
897
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,680
-Nothing?
-Yeah. Nothing. That's great, right?
898
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,200
That's very good.
899
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,840
-[professor] Concentrate, Krzysztof.
-Mm-hmm.
900
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,520
I will talk to professors Guz and Guzman.
901
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,840
I think it will be necessary
902
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:44,120
to settle the issue, uh,
of measurements of the tails.
903
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,440
I think so too.
904
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,920
-What is he doing?
-He's gonna play a concert.
905
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,040
Now? At work?
906
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,640
We could use a distraction.
907
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,400
-Um, white wine, please.
-[waiter] Yes, ma'am. Coming right up.
908
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,160
[Wiktor playing "Nie przenoście nam
stolicy do Krakowa" by Pod Budą]
909
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,360
[Krzysztof singing along]
910
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,720
[Krzysztof singing along]
911
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,200
[Krzysztof] Thank you, Professor.
912
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,280
-[professor] It was my pleasure. Goodbye.
-[both] Goodbye.
913
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,400
-How was school?
-Okay.
914
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,880
"Okay"?
915
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,920
Oh, I forgot that you don't ask
grown men about such things.
916
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,360
Can we go home now?
917
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,360
Go home? Are you crazy? Today's Tuesday.
918
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,560
What's on Tuesdays?
919
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,280
-Tuesday's our day. Father-and-son day.
-Oh.
920
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,120
We always go
for zapiekanki to the Nowy Square,
921
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,120
and then to our deaths.
922
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,160
What?!
923
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,040
-Poetry reading.
-Death. Wanna come with us?
924
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,120
Come on. Magda probably has
her own plans with her phone
925
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,840
Well, actually, I do,
but next time I'd gladly go with you.
926
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,000
Oh, definitely.
927
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,000
Okay? Last one there gets no ketchup!
928
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,000
Dad! No!
929
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,800
Hello, my dearest friend.
930
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,200
You've gone there to do a story
931
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,560
and something tells me you are going
to organize an entire parade.
932
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,080
You know me too well.
933
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,280
Do they suspect anything?
934
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,160
[Magda] I think the dog does.
935
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,680
Really, he knows something.
936
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,760
[Trombone whimpering]
937
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,040
[Magda] Oh God.
938
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,960
Magda?
939
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,400
Anatol, he's not moving.
940
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,840
Calm down. What's going on?
941
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,600
Trombone's not moving.
I don't know. I think he's dead.
942
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,480
Switch to video chat.
943
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,120
[suspenseful music playing]
944
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,640
That's what I thought.
It's a muscle spasm.
945
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,240
You need to massage him.
946
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,200
He's been standing
on his hind legs for too long.
947
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,560
But… but how?
948
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,840
I'll show you. Everything will be okay.
949
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,760
Touch him at this spot. By the spine.
950
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,720
I can't do it.
951
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,120
You can. Focus.
He hasn't got much time left.
952
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,280
[Magda] What if I hurt him or break him?
953
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,040
Come on, Magda. Here.
954
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,840
[Magda] I can't! I won't be able to do it.
955
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,880
Do it!
956
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,560
Young Poland? Death.
957
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,080
But I would never be able
to bring Tosia there.
958
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,560
You have a better place you know
to take a girl out on a date?
959
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,480
I'm listening.
960
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,160
[Karol] To a superhero movie.
961
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:06,880
With flying, super speed, laser eyes,
super strength, and mind reading.
962
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,160
Aren't you two
a little bit young for that?
963
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,560
Magda! Trombone!
964
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,040
[Krzysztof] Magda!
965
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,880
-Is everything all right?
-Yeah.
966
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,040
Trombone!
967
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,600
You should… Trombone…
968
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,920
I went on a walk with Trombone
and what happened was that…
969
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,920
[Trombone whimpering, licking]
970
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,480
What happened on the walk?
971
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,120
It was very fun.
972
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,440
[Krzysztof] Hmm.
973
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,280
[chuckling] I'm glad
you had fun. You have fun?
974
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,360
[indistinct chatter]
975
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,120
[Karol sighing heavily]
976
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,040
Ooh, Adam. Lookie who we got here.
977
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,880
-What? Daddy still peels your apples?
-And he reads fairytales about ponies?
978
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,040
His dad has to, or the apple peel
will get stuck in his throat.
979
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,760
Have you eaten your lunch yet?
980
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,000
You don't have to be mean
just because nobody makes your sandwiches.
981
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:08,920
What?
982
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,480
Adam, aren't you gonna tell her off?
983
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,080
I'm not hungry. You want some?
984
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,120
Come on. Let's get going.
985
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,960
[uplifting music playing]
986
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,360
[classic music playing]
987
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,360
-Hello, Krzysztof!
-[Krzysztof] Good morning.
988
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,040
-I've got fresh plums. Perfect for a pie.
-[Krzysztof] Oh.
989
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,960
-Is it okay to try them?
-Of course it is.
990
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,360
After all, It's all-natural. [chuckling]
991
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,120
-Why buy anything without trying?
-Exactly.
992
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,720
-You like?
-[Krzysztof] Delicious. I'll come back.
993
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800
[indistinct chatter]
994
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,640
[Magda] That tastes good.
995
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,160
Good morning, Janka.
996
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,480
-[Janka] How are you today, Krzysztof?
-A bag of potatoes, if you please.
997
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,280
[Janka] Ah. That'll be $5.50 today.
998
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,840
They only cost $4.50 at the other stand.
999
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,000
[Janka] But mine are the best.
1000
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,920
That's true.
1001
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,720
Well, will you take $5?
1002
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,800
[Janka chuckling]
1003
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,160
[Janka] Have it your way.
1004
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,040
-Thank you.
-Thank you. Have a nice day.
1005
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,520
-[Janka] Have a nice one.
-Let's go.
1006
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,640
You're very direct, aren't you?
1007
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,280
Is that good or bad?
1008
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,840
I don't know. It's just kinda different.
1009
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,280
[chuckling] That's a weird compliment.
1010
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,400
I should have started with,
1011
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,080
"The deep chestnut of your eyes
in the rays in the morning sun."
1012
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,320
But I didn't, because not everyone
in this city is a poet.
1013
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,880
Isn't that right, Dorota?
1014
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,320
Not everyone. What are you gonna do?
1015
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,760
-No, but--
-Have a nice day.
1016
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,680
But an artist might be, right?
1017
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,400
I-I've thought about it,
1018
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,440
and you have nothing to be ashamed of
when it comes to the canine latrines.
1019
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,920
You know what it looks like, Magda.
1020
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,200
So what?
At least everyone in Warsaw knows it.
1021
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,880
[scoffing] I don't think this is
the kind of fame I was hoping for.
1022
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,280
Everyone starts somewhere.
1023
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,960
Being the artist behind the most
well-known sculpture in the capital
1024
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,600
is a pretty good start, don't you think?
1025
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,680
Oh! [gasping]
1026
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,800
[both chuckling]
1027
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,760
Listen, Magda.
Since you arrived, it's been…
1028
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,320
-Yes?
-Somehow…
1029
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,160
-I don't know how to…
-[Magda chuckling]
1030
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,680
[Trombone barking]
1031
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,680
Would you…?
1032
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,240
-Yes?
-Would you like to…
1033
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,520
[both chuckling nervously]
1034
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,320
Would you like to…
1035
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,800
-[Trombone barking]
-Um, yes?
1036
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,880
Would you like
to be in charge of the stalls?
1037
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,960
-[Trombone whining]
-What are you talking about?
1038
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,360
-During the parade.
-Oh yes!
1039
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,400
Yes, of course. The stalls.
I could get started on it immediately.
1040
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,560
-Mm-hmm. Yeah, great.
-That's great.
1041
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,760
-And nobody else was--
-I know.
1042
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,520
[Magda chuckling] All right. Fine.
That's no problem at all.
1043
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,760
-You know, I was afraid to ask.
-Mm-hmm.
1044
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,720
-That's great. It's a deal.
-Uh-huh.
1045
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,680
[Krzysztof] I'll try to untangle us.
1046
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,280
-Oh right.
-Trying…
1047
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,960
-I'm sorry. Come here, Trombone.
-Yeah. That's it.
1048
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,920
[dramatic music playing]
1049
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,240
-[man] Andrzej!
-[Andrzej] What?
1050
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,600
[man] Come here!
1051
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,840
I thought the stalls
were supposed to be placed on both sides?
1052
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,480
[scoffing] Darling,
1053
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,960
it's always been like this.
1054
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,320
But according to the new plan--
1055
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,040
It's always been like this,
and it is perfect.
1056
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,760
But that doesn't mean it can't be better.
1057
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,760
Magda, do you always have
to meddle in everything?
1058
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,320
-Krzysztof! Hold on.
-[Krzysztof] Yeah?
1059
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,800
Krzysztof, do you have a minute
to come talk to us?
1060
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,360
Magda is trying
to change the way we do things.
1061
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,400
I was just thinking that, uh,
if the stalls were on both sides here,
1062
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,760
then there'll be a better path
through the event,
1063
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,840
and everyone could freely pass, and…
1064
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,880
-And nobody will get tangled up.
-Yes, but--
1065
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,040
-By a dog, for example.
-Krzyś.
1066
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,800
Yes. Gentlemen, move half of the stalls
to the other side, got it?
1067
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,520
-Michał, could you handle that? Thanks.
-Krzyś, but she's…
1068
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,560
But…
1069
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,720
[Karol] Trombone, sit.
1070
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,360
[Magda] Wiktor, I have a question.
1071
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,880
How well does Karol cope with stress?
1072
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,720
I don't know, my dear.
That's a strange question to ask.
1073
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,240
Bear with me.
1074
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,760
Was he ever on stage,
you know, in front of an audience?
1075
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,520
Maybe in a Christmas play
or a spelling bee?
1076
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,200
I don't know. Why do you ask?
1077
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,840
-I have something in mind.
-[cell phone ringing]
1078
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,000
Hold on. One minute, okay?
1079
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,720
Hello?
1080
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,600
Um, hi, Magda. This is Ola.
1081
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,320
W-w-wait, don't hang up. It's about Zula.
1082
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,400
Magda, you're in Kraków now, right?
1083
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,840
It's about the story.
Zula gave you the green light.
1084
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,000
Of course, you know her.
1085
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,640
She's too proud to call you,
but that's why I've called.
1086
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,160
Magda, you're back in the game.
1087
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,560
Congratulations! Whoo! [chuckling]
1088
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,560
And what about Todd?
1089
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,160
[Ola] We don't know. No word yet.
1090
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,600
But, you know, he's under the care
of the best specialists.
1091
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,560
Everything will be fine. Don't worry.
1092
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,560
Magda, while we're talking,
1093
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,880
this whole thing with Dawid… [exhaling]
1094
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,080
Huh.
1095
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,200
[Krzysztof] Because last year,
you weren't using staples. That's why it…
1096
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,640
-Moved?
-[Krzysztof] Yeah.
1097
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,120
Watch it.
1098
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,680
[man] Ow! Oh no!
1099
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:09,800
[man screaming]
1100
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,720
[clattering, clanging]
1101
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,400
[indistinct shouting]
1102
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,320
[Irena] Aha!
1103
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,240
-You're recording everything.
-No.
1104
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,800
You're a journalist, right?
From some Warsaw newspaper.
1105
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,080
-From a tabloid.
-[Magda] No.
1106
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,600
-You're looking for cheap sensationalism.
-No.
1107
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,080
What's going on here?
1108
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,040
Don't worry. I'll talk
to your father about it. Krzysztof!
1109
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,680
But Dad knows everything.
1110
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,600
Excuse me?
1111
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,760
He agreed to let Magda record everything.
1112
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,960
Yes. Uh, documentation
for the next year for my own purposes.
1113
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,680
Dad keeps saying
how good Magda is at planning everything.
1114
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,120
-She doesn't want to miss anything.
-Right.
1115
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,320
[slurping]
1116
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,840
-Do you wanna go for a walk with us?
-Sure. Where you going?
1117
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,680
-There.
-[Magda] Then let's go.
1118
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,280
-See you, bye.
-[Irena] Bye.
1119
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,120
[funky music playing]
1120
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,600
[truck blowing horn]
1121
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,640
[Magda] Thank you.
1122
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,680
-[Karol] Why do you need that video?
-Oh, it's nothing.
1123
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,000
[Karol] I know you work in television.
1124
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,120
I looked you up
when you applied for the room.
1125
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,920
You're a big shot, aren't you?
1126
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,720
I'm not a big shot today,
but I can be again.
1127
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,280
These videos are my chance.
That's the most important thing to me now.
1128
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,160
Like Tosia is for me?
1129
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,080
Right.
1130
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,320
I won't tell Dad,
but you have to help me with Tosia.
1131
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,280
[Trombone whining]
1132
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,920
-We've got a deal?
-Deal.
1133
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,160
[pop ballad playing]
1134
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:45,360
♪ Finally, love has found me ♪
1135
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,080
♪ After all this time ♪
1136
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,920
♪ Finally, love ♪
1137
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,720
♪ It took so long, it's just a crime ♪
1138
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,440
♪ But now I'm not complaining ♪
1139
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,600
♪ My life's complete ♪
1140
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,720
♪ Finally, love is here for me ♪
1141
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,000
♪ Yes, it is ♪
1142
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,960
♪ Well, it's true what they say ♪
1143
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,600
♪ Love is worth the wait ♪
1144
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,840
[Karol] Will you tell me
what this is about?
1145
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,840
I know something you can do
to really impress your girlfriend.
1146
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,160
She's not my girlfriend.
1147
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,360
All right,
but she will be your girlfriend.
1148
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,960
Can I get some treats?
1149
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,080
[Karol] Um, here.
1150
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,000
[Magda] Thanks.
1151
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,560
Stand there.
1152
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,440
Like this.
1153
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,120
Sit. Sit.
1154
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,080
Good dog. Good.
1155
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,920
Let go off the leash.
1156
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:51,000
-And call him to you.
-Trombone, come here! Come here.
1157
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,080
Come on. Come on, Trombone!
1158
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,400
Heel!
1159
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,200
That's a good dog!
1160
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,760
That's the way.
1161
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,080
Trombone. Trombone!
1162
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,080
-Speak!
-[Trombone barking]
1163
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,480
-Speak!
-[Trombone barking]
1164
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,520
[Magda chuckling]
1165
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,640
[Magda] Here you go. Call him again.
1166
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,040
Come! Trombone!
1167
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,000
[Magda chuckling]
1168
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,000
[uplifting music playing]
1169
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:36,920
You'll be in the Dachshund parade.
1170
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,520
You'll impress Tosia so much,
she'll totally fall for you.
1171
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,320
-You just need to invite her.
-That's what I'm afraid of.
1172
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,720
[Krzysztof] What are you doing? Trombone.
1173
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,560
Dad, I'm gonna be in the parade!
1174
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,400
Would you like to help me
with the opening speech? Yeah?
1175
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,120
No. Karol and Trombone
will perform together.
1176
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,120
What is this about?
1177
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,120
-Did you make a bet?
-I wanna do something.
1178
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,040
You know, you don't have
to prove anything to anyone.
1179
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,320
There'll be people
who've worked with dogs for years,
1180
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,040
and you're still young. Don't worry.
1181
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,840
-Thanks for believing in me.
-Come on. Trombone listens to him.
1182
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,560
Karol knows what he's doing.
1183
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:12,000
-I do?
-It'll be great. You'll see.
1184
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,880
-But he's…
-"But he's" what?
1185
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,400
[whimsical music playing]
1186
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,480
[indistinct chatter]
1187
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,760
[slurping]
1188
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,600
[man] I don't wanna do it
for personal reasons.
1189
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,600
[woman] That's great.
1190
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,680
[both] See you.
1191
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:58,840
[man] Well…
1192
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,040
Oh, w-what a cute dog.
1193
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,320
[woman] Come on! Let it go!
1194
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,040
Let it go!
1195
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:15,360
-Bingo, let it go! He'll destroy it.
-It's okay, ma'am. He's just playing
1196
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,400
-Bingo!
-Oh no!
1197
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,440
-[Irena gasping]
-[Magda chuckling]
1198
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,080
[chew toys squeaking]
1199
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,200
[dogs barking]
1200
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,360
[Irena chuckling]
1201
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,080
[Irena] Hmm.
1202
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,240
[slurping]
1203
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,240
-Oh no!
-Oh my gosh!
1204
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,200
[Krzysztof] Magda!
1205
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,640
What are you still working on?
The parade is almost ready.
1206
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,280
I'm just double-checking.
1207
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,080
Sounds like you.
1208
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,520
Would you watch Trombone for me?
I have to take Karol to Wiktor's.
1209
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,640
They're going to a concert together,
and Karol's spending the night over there.
1210
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,280
The night or the whole week?
1211
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,520
It's just breakfast
and some snacks and stuff.
1212
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,440
Breakfast?
1213
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,920
Yeah, for tomorrow. Is that a yes?
1214
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,360
-Not a problem.
-Thanks. Karol!
1215
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,400
-I can go by myself.
-No, you can't.
1216
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,360
Need a pillow!
1217
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,120
What?
1218
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,480
His pillow.
1219
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,840
Karol, hurry up!
Wiktor won't be waiting forever.
1220
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,120
Come… Oh, need the pillow. Right.
1221
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,200
[door closing]
1222
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,040
[Krzysztof] Well, then…
1223
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,120
[footsteps echoing]
1224
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,840
[Krzysztof] Karol! Slow down!
1225
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,120
Karolek! Slow down, please.
1226
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,640
Do you wanna get yourself killed?
1227
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,720
[whimsical music playing]
1228
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,280
[Trombone panting]
1229
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,120
[Krzysztof] Magda?
1230
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,320
Did you know that you left the door open?
1231
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,800
What?
1232
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,280
Trombone!
1233
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,280
Where is Trombone?
1234
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,560
[both] Trombone!
1235
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,640
[Krzysztof] Trombone!
1236
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,880
Trombone!
1237
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,040
[Krzysztof] Trombone!
1238
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,160
Trombone!
1239
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,880
Have you seen a dachshund
with a little beard--
1240
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,600
[man] No. No, we haven't. Sorry.
1241
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,240
-I asked you to keep an eye on him!
-I did keep an eye on him.
1242
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,440
-Why didn't you close the door?
-You didn't!
1243
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:34,160
How can you get all the permits in one day
and lose a dog in ten minutes?
1244
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,920
Put down your phone!
Do something useful!
1245
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,600
I'm putting notices on forums, okay?
1246
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,680
Forums-shmorums!
1247
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,560
-[Magda] Wait up!
-[Krzysztof] Trombone!
1248
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,440
[Magda] Trombone!
1249
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:46,960
[Krzysztof] Trombone!
1250
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,040
[officer] Copy that?
1251
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,440
I heard you.
1252
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,600
Car accident involving a dog
on Reymont Street.
1253
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,800
-Excuse me!
-Should I send an ambulance or a vet?
1254
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,720
Where?
1255
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,280
On Reymont Street.
1256
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,920
[suspenseful music playing]
1257
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,640
It's nice to see you, Albert. Again?
1258
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,720
What seems to be the trouble?
1259
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,320
[sighing heavily]
1260
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,360
[ambulance siren wailing]
1261
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,440
[dramatic music playing]
1262
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,160
[both panting]
1263
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,360
[indistinct chatter]
1264
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,320
[Magda breathing heavily]
1265
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,760
[dog panting]
1266
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,000
Magda, breathe.
1267
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,000
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
1268
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,040
What's going on?
1269
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:43,840
[Magda hyperventilating]
1270
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,560
Dogs keep haunting me.
1271
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,520
Since when?
1272
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,280
Since forever.
1273
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,120
When I was little, a dachshund bit me
in front of other kids, and they laughed.
1274
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,600
And since then, I have a feeling
that dogs want to hurt me.
1275
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,600
It turns out I'm the one hurting them.
1276
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,640
You didn't hurt them. It was an accident.
1277
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:03,080
I killed one. Or almost killed, who knows?
1278
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,560
[Magda sobbing]
1279
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,480
And now Trombone. I'm sorry!
1280
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,040
[Magda crying]
1281
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,720
I think you take too much on
by yourself, Magda.
1282
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,640
[sniffling]
1283
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,960
I don't know another way.
1284
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,960
That's an excuse. I'm a single father.
1285
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,840
If I lived like you do,
I would have gone crazy a while ago.
1286
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,400
What am I supposed to do?
1287
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,400
I don't know. I just think that sometimes
you can accept what's going on
1288
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,240
and stop struggling so much to be perfect.
1289
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,160
-You really can't control everything.
-And that's enough?
1290
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,480
Well, no. Unfortunately, not.
1291
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,760
You have to get on the Dębnicki Bridge,
jump into the Vistula River
1292
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,080
fish out a golden sword,
kill a dragon with it.
1293
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:52,640
Behind that dragon, there's a golden chest
with the solution to all of your problems.
1294
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,840
All right. Just forget
about everything I just said
1295
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,080
because I need you…
to help me find Trombone, okay?
1296
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,200
[cell phone chiming]
1297
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,800
There's a Dachshund on the loose
running around Jordan Park. Where is that?
1298
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:06,920
This is Jordan Park!
1299
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,680
Trombone!
1300
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:12,720
Trombone!
1301
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:14,960
[Magda] Trombone!
1302
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,720
-Have you seen a dachshund--
-[man] No, sorry.
1303
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,520
[Trombone barking]
1304
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,440
Trombone!
1305
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,480
[Trombone whining]
1306
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,640
[Krzysztof] Trombone! Trombone!
1307
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,440
What are you…
1308
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,400
Where did you go? Oh my God!
1309
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,800
Where were you, Trombone?
1310
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,120
Where were you? Oh my.
1311
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,240
Don't be afraid.
1312
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,560
[Trombone whining]
1313
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,600
Go ahead. Don't be scared.
1314
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,080
Trombone,
want to show Magda our special spot?
1315
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,600
Come on.
1316
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,360
And my doggie shall be clean.
Who was dirty, but now is clean?
1317
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,880
[Magda giggling]
1318
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,560
Jesus, watch out!
1319
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,120
[Magda laughing]
1320
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:16,040
So he likes to swim? He won't drown?
1321
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,240
No. He just comes in, comes out.
1322
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:20,880
Comes in, comes out.
1323
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,160
You have water…
1324
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,960
CITY GUARD
1325
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:32,920
[guard clearing throat]
1326
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,840
Can't you see the sign?
1327
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,040
Um, but we're not doing anything wrong.
1328
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:39,960
[Trombone barking]
1329
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,680
Same laws apply to dogs.
1330
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,200
Do you know how many tickets
I've issued for this?
1331
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,080
For spitting and other things?
1332
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,280
Just leave it.
1333
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,680
But on the sign you pointed to,
there's a person, not a dog, right?
1334
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,120
No swimming means no swimming.
I don't make this stuff up.
1335
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,760
[Krzysztof] We're sorry. We didn't see.
1336
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,360
Please, uh, write the ticket
or whatever you have to do,
1337
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,760
and I'll… I'll grab the dog,
and we'll just go.
1338
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,600
-[shushing] It's not a big deal.
-No way. We're not paying.
1339
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,720
Aha.
1340
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,800
So you'd rather come down to the station?
1341
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:09,600
[Krzysztof] Trombone!
1342
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,800
[birds chirping]
1343
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,040
You know you shouldn't pay that, right?
1344
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,040
[sighing] I was trying to avoid trouble.
1345
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,440
I was thinking
about what you said about my sculpture.
1346
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,840
[Trombone panting]
1347
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,840
Maybe it really wasn't
the worst start, after all.
1348
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,560
Well, of course, it wasn't the worst.
1349
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,400
Just in the future, if you take part
in a competition,
1350
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,640
maybe read
the rules and guidelines first, okay?
1351
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,600
Come on. I was short on time.
1352
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,480
Someone recommended me,
I started working right away.
1353
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,520
I just misunderstood.
1354
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,880
All right. So next time
when you're in a situation like that,
1355
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,880
let me read the rules and guidelines.
1356
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:46,240
Um, I mean,
next time we see each other, of course.
1357
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,280
-Of course.
-Because I am very good at contracts.
1358
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,440
I wouldn't doubt it.
1359
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:51,840
[indistinct chatter]
1360
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:53,680
[uplifting music playing]
1361
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,040
I got an offer to go to an internship…
1362
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,200
[both] In Vienna.
1363
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,600
How did you know?
1364
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,200
Vienna. The city of artists,
royal monarchy.
1365
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,160
Congrats! Awesome. That's great!
1366
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,000
So what are you waiting for?
1367
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,240
I think for a sign that I still can do it.
1368
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,040
You know what?
1369
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:22,240
Somebody once told me
that you can't control everything in life.
1370
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:27,200
So, sometimes you just have to let go
and stop struggling so much to be perfect.
1371
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,560
-Some kind of know-it-all?
-No. He's worse.
1372
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,040
Probably from Kraków.
1373
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,920
Unfortunately, yes.
1374
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000
[Krzysztof laughing]
1375
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,160
♪ If I had known ♪
1376
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,680
[Krzysztof] Final touches.
1377
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,480
You are now a co-creator
of the Kraków duck.
1378
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,880
-Amazing.
-It'll be ready pretty soon.
1379
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,560
[Magda] I'm so hungry.
1380
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,280
It'll be ready in about three hours.
1381
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,320
Do you know the secret of great cooking?
1382
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,560
It's patience.
1383
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,840
It's not for me.
1384
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,800
Don't you have
some traditional Kraków recipe
1385
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,760
that can be made in about 15 seconds?
1386
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,360
Excuse me, please.
1387
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,160
You've been waiting for all of 15 seconds
1388
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,920
with the greatest patience
that I have ever seen you muster.
1389
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,080
[Magda] It's my specialty.
1390
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,760
[romantic music playing]
1391
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,320
[sighing] Okay, Krzysztof.
1392
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:42,880
Sometimes,
1393
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,480
but only sometimes…
1394
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,840
it's fun not to be in a hurry.
1395
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,320
Do you honestly never slow down?
1396
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:56,680
You've never been to a yoga class
in the forest with no phone?
1397
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,360
Isn't the slow life popular in Warsaw now?
1398
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:02,040
You know, I never had the chance.
Always in a hurry.
1399
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,680
Well then, let me invite you
to a course, a crash course.
1400
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,640
What? No.
1401
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:16,280
You're sitting on a balcony,
you take a sip of wine…
1402
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,400
and you look at Kraków.
1403
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:30,560
[romantic music playing]
1404
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,960
You're making fun of me,
but really my job is my whole life.
1405
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,080
I have nothing else.
1406
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,680
If I don't have a goal,
then I feel like I'm not here and…
1407
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,680
nobody needs me.
1408
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:51,680
But you're right.
1409
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,680
It's good to take a look at everything
from a different perspective.
1410
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,440
I wanna show you something.
1411
01:11:59,040 --> 01:11:59,880
Come.
1412
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:01,800
[scoffing] Don't be scared.
1413
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,000
Is it finished?
1414
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,360
Yes.
1415
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,120
I think…
1416
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,040
I think so?
1417
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,240
What are you…
1418
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,360
May I?
1419
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,320
[Magda chuckling]
1420
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,520
[Krzysztof groaning]
1421
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,400
[wood clattering]
1422
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,560
-[wood banging]
-It's heavy. Watch out.
1423
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,800
-Where?
-Mm. Here.
1424
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,840
It fits.
1425
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,560
[romantic ballad playing]
1426
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,040
♪ When I look up in the sky ♪
1427
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:23,960
♪ I see tiny, little stars ♪
1428
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:29,560
♪ Dancing and shining ♪
1429
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,800
♪ When I look into your eyes ♪
1430
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:37,680
♪ I see tiny, little diamonds ♪
1431
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:43,400
♪ Glowing and sparkling ♪
1432
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:50,560
♪ In the mirror of your sides ♪
1433
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:55,120
♪ I can see the changing world ♪
1434
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,360
[both groaning, grunting]
1435
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,960
[both laughing]
1436
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,480
♪ I can feel the dancing stars ♪
1437
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,760
LET'S RUSH TO LOVE
1438
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,520
I knew it.
1439
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,560
I'm off-duty.
1440
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,240
[Krzysztof] Why did you say that, Zygmunt?
1441
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,760
There's a glow around you.
1442
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,480
A halo all around.
1443
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:22,840
Looks like you're in love!
1444
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:23,760
Excuse me?
1445
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:28,200
[Zygmunt] Listen. We can argue
about the pure idea of love,
1446
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:29,880
but it cannot be disguised.
1447
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,200
What are you planning for today?
1448
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,240
I have to plan something?
1449
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:38,480
You know,
there's always some madness in love.
1450
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,240
And in the madness,
there's always some reason.
1451
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,840
That's why I never lose hope.
1452
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,520
[birds chirping]
1453
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,000
Uh, w-wait! What should I be planning?
1454
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,480
[Zygmunt] Buy flowers, at least.
1455
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,840
You sculptor, you!
1456
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,920
[train rattling, horn blowing]
1457
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:57,880
[indistinct chatter]
1458
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,720
[uplifting music playing]
1459
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,080
-Oh, pipsqueak!
-Pipsqueak!
1460
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,680
How was your breakfast?
1461
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,680
Do you like dogs?
1462
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,680
-Yeah.
-Are you gonna be free on Saturday?
1463
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,280
[Magda sighing]
1464
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,080
[Wiktor] Magda!
1465
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,600
Magda, Magda!
1466
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,680
[whimsical music playing]
1467
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:58,640
What are you wearing?
1468
01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,720
Nice pajamas.
1469
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,360
Uh,
1470
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:02,360
thank you.
1471
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:05,000
Karol would really like to go rehearse.
1472
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,160
He was talking
about it all night last night.
1473
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:11,840
Mm. All right. So I'll get dressed.
1474
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,400
Magda.
1475
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,440
You have to be careful.
1476
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,880
He hasn't seen anyone
in a long time, and he likes you.
1477
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,640
Or we'll have to sit down
and have a serious talk, young lady.
1478
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,560
[Magda chuckling]
1479
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,960
All right. Just give me a second.
1480
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,760
[indistinct chatter]
1481
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,480
-Good morning.
-[woman] Good morning.
1482
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,840
[Dorota] Oh, good morning!
1483
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,440
[Dorota chuckling]
1484
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,120
Hey. Can I get you something?
1485
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,840
-I need a bouquet.
-Yeah. What kind?
1486
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,400
Like, something…
1487
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,160
Warsaw style.
1488
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,280
What is that?
1489
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,000
[Karol] Trombone! Trombone!
1490
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,320
Try to focus. One more time.
1491
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,840
Trombone! Trombone!
1492
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:07,800
Come on.
1493
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,240
Trombone is jumping on you
because he's happy.
1494
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,400
If you turn your back on him,
you'll show you're indifferent.
1495
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,360
It'll be easier for him to calm down.
1496
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,440
[Karol] Trombone!
1497
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,560
This is pointless.
1498
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,000
Why, Karol?
1499
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,440
Everyone will be staring at me,
and Tosia will be there too.
1500
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,560
You invited her?
1501
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:34,120
And so? Are you worried about it?
1502
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,320
No, but I'll never
be the best act in the parade.
1503
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,320
There's still time to practice.
1504
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,480
And I'll be there with you
during your show.
1505
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,360
-Promise?
-Promise.
1506
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,960
So? One more time?
1507
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:52,360
Then go ahead, call him.
1508
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:54,680
Trombone! Trombone!
1509
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,040
Oh! Beautiful!
1510
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,520
Hello.
1511
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:06,000
Hello. I see you recognize me.
1512
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:07,880
Don't worry.
I'm here in a private capacity.
1513
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,480
-Excuse me?
-Dawid.
1514
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,360
Krzysztof. You're here visiting…
1515
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,440
-To see Magda.
-How do you know her?
1516
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:14,960
Uh,
1517
01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:17,200
Well, I mean, I am her fiancé.
1518
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,400
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1519
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,120
Well, you should come in.
1520
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,200
[Dawid breathing deeply]
1521
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,680
[Dawid clearing throat]
1522
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,000
So she didn't mention me?
1523
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:28,800
-[Krzysztof] Mm-mm.
-[Dawid] Ah.
1524
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,200
So like Magda.
1525
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:31,400
[Dawid chuckling]
1526
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,480
[dramatic music playing]
1527
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:36,560
Your wife?
1528
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:38,440
Hmm. She's dead.
1529
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,560
Oh.
1530
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,520
I'm sorry.
1531
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:45,600
[door opening]
1532
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,440
[door closing]
1533
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,680
-What are you doing here?
-I had to come see you, Muffin.
1534
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,680
-Don't call me "muffin."
-We'll leave you alone. Come on, Karol.
1535
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,640
-No, Krzysztof. Wait.
-Thanks, my man.
1536
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:00,160
[Magda sighing]
1537
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,320
-I have really missed you.
-[door closing]
1538
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,640
How'd you even find me?
1539
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:05,240
You know I know all your passwords.
1540
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,440
I saw that you made a reservation,
so I came, Muffin.
1541
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,960
Stop calling me that.
1542
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,080
[sighing] This is a nice place.
1543
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,160
Nice. Very nice.
1544
01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:16,200
You know, you've done it again, Magda.
1545
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,600
Everyone at the station
is talking about you.
1546
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:21,840
Even Zula,
she never stops talking about you,
1547
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:24,000
and I can't stop thinking about you.
1548
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,360
I did something stupid.
1549
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:28,880
Let's not talk about it.
1550
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:30,520
Ah.
1551
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:32,400
These are for you.
1552
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:38,000
Truthfully, I got scared.
1553
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,760
I got scared of my feelings
for me… [chuckling nervously] …for you.
1554
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:45,040
Of whether I could make it
on my own in TV.
1555
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,640
And you…
you, Magda, have always had my back.
1556
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,560
I got lost without you.
1557
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,560
Didn't you say there's no place
for me in your schedule?
1558
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:57,680
Well, now there is.
1559
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:58,600
I mean,
1560
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:00,720
there always was.
1561
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,440
Don't give up on us so easily, Muffin.
1562
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:07,880
All right.
1563
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,240
Listen, Dawid.
1564
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,880
I don't want to be with you.
I don't like anything about you.
1565
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:21,880
Go back to Warsaw and to your life,
where there is no room for anyone,
1566
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,480
absolutely anyone, other than yourself.
1567
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,600
Come on, Muffin.
1568
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:32,440
Leave. And don't call me "muffin." Now!
1569
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,520
[dramatic music playing]
1570
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:44,160
Are you sure, Magda?
1571
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:45,720
[Magda] Mm-hmm.
1572
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:48,000
Okay.
1573
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,520
I-is that you?
1574
01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,840
Yes. [chuckling nervously]
1575
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:02,560
Can I say you look even better
in person than on television?
1576
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,720
Let me invite you for tea.
Please, I insist.
1577
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,280
I think we can help each other out.
1578
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:10,160
You know that last time
I caught your show,
1579
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,480
you were dressed like a woman?
1580
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,560
[contemplative music playing]
1581
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,120
[phone line ringing]
1582
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,160
Pick up the phone.
1583
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:24,360
[Trombone whining]
1584
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:30,360
[Magda] You wanna go outside?
1585
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,480
It's okay.
1586
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:35,880
Come on.
1587
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:37,120
[phone line ringing]
1588
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,440
[door closing]
1589
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,160
[Irena humming]
1590
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:46,680
There.
1591
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:55,720
Why do you have their keys?
1592
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,440
Haven't you ever watered the plants
for your neighbor?
1593
01:21:58,520 --> 01:21:59,840
-Uh, no.
-[Irena] Hmm.
1594
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,000
[keyboard clacking]
1595
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:07,560
MGROT LOG IN
1596
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,000
[snaps fingers]
1597
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,320
[Irena] Hmm.
1598
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:17,560
[Dawid cackling]
1599
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,960
SEND TO EXTERNAL DRIVE
1600
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,040
COPYING
1601
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:24,720
[snaps fingers]
1602
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:26,720
[Dawid exhaling]
1603
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,600
How do I look?
1604
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,640
-Hmm?
-Seriously?
1605
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,840
[Karol] Dad, can I?
1606
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,360
-Go ahead.
-[Karol] Yes!
1607
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:37,680
[cell phone ringing]
1608
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:39,640
Look. Look who's calling.
1609
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,640
He should answer her call.
1610
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,360
I would let him think about it.
1611
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:47,640
[phone line ringing]
1612
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:49,200
[contemplative music playing]
1613
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:50,880
[Trombone whining]
1614
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:52,160
[Magda shushing]
1615
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,120
[Trombone whining]
1616
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:09,600
-[glass breaking]
-[cell phone ringing]
1617
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,600
-Karol!
-[hammer banging]
1618
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:18,320
She'll hang up soon. He should pick it up.
1619
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,480
[siren wailing]
1620
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:26,320
You're not thinking logically.
1621
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:27,960
The girl lied to him.
1622
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:30,960
Ergo, it's logical
to think she'll lie to him again.
1623
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:32,600
We don't know the entire situation
1624
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,320
because someone here was afraid
to pick up the telephone.
1625
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:38,240
[Zygmunt] Even Epicurus claimed
1626
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,680
that happiness
is the absence of suffering.
1627
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,720
Absence of suffering,
falling for someone--
1628
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,880
Falling for someone blindly?
1629
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,920
What happened
to your famous hope philosophy?
1630
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:51,520
He should be avoiding suffering
at all cost, no matter what.
1631
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:57,560
"You really wanna live like that?
Be a mindless, heartless being?"
1632
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,160
"Do you want to experience
death before death?"
1633
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,600
Get out of here
with that Bukowski nonsense.
1634
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,720
You're gonna make me angry.
1635
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:06,400
You're behaving like children,
or maybe worse.
1636
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:07,760
I'm sorry.
1637
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:10,800
I'm sorry.
1638
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,080
Well. All right, then.
1639
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,560
Listen, all of this doesn't really matter.
1640
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,760
We know that you really like Magda,
1641
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,280
and you should go out there
and fight for her!
1642
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:29,720
I agree. But you have to fight for her
like I do for Tosia.
1643
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,480
Maybe if she was actually single.
1644
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:35,240
It is what it is.
Whatever will be, will be.
1645
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,520
Your philosophy of taking it slow
is all well and good,
1646
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,080
but, in this case, completely ineffective!
1647
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:43,680
-Easy for you to say!
-Actually, it's not easy for me to say.
1648
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,520
You know how my relationships end.
1649
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,320
I would really like to meet a guy
1650
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,520
that will finally show up
and fight for me.
1651
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,160
And in the meantime, I see…
1652
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:54,760
When I look at you, I realize there are
no guys out there in the world like this.
1653
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:58,840
If you don't want to fight for her
for you, then think about Karol!
1654
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,160
He really likes her
and needs her in his life.
1655
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:02,120
Yeah.
1656
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,080
-[indistinct chatter]
-[phone line ringing]
1657
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,160
[somber music playing]
1658
01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:28,120
[sniffling]
1659
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:06,320
[bell tolling]
1660
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,400
[birds wings fluttering]
1661
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:12,400
Come on! I'm sure she had her reasons.
1662
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:13,600
You should trust her.
1663
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,920
Well, how do you know?
You have some secret information?
1664
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,400
-Irena, if this is another trick--
-Quiet.
1665
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,360
Come on. Come with me.
1666
01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:21,560
[TV show theme music]
1667
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:22,600
Karol, come on.
1668
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,680
Welcome to Thirty Floors Up,
1669
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:28,760
or the best morning show on TV
from the city of Warsaw.
1670
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:31,520
Beautiful sights, beautiful people,
beautiful topics,.
1671
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,840
beautiful life,
though it's not always easy.
1672
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,800
Ola?
1673
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:36,040
[Ola] Thank you, Dawid.
1674
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,960
Let us introduce a special story
from our sister city, Kraków.
1675
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:44,640
What is happening now
in this beautiful city?
1676
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:47,600
-Kraków, the city of monarchs.
-Royalty.
1677
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:51,640
Rulers and bagels,
artists and the Wawel Dragon.
1678
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:53,400
It's in this university city,
1679
01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:55,480
the homeland of The Cellar Under the Rams,
1680
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:58,240
every year,
people organize a Dachshund Parade.
1681
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:01,960
Although the word "organize"
seems a little too grand for this event.
1682
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,760
[anchor] The organizers of the parade
made it their mission
1683
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,280
to test the endurance
of it's participants.
1684
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:10,640
If it were the dachshunds organizing
their own parade,
1685
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:12,360
they would have surely done it better.
1686
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,640
We cannot ignore the tail…
1687
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:16,680
In Kraków, people say
that the organizers of the parade
1688
01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:21,960
went through rigorous fitness tests,
but forgot to include the IQ tests.
1689
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,440
-Dachshund Parade?
-More like a "Doggie-Downer parade."
1690
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,040
[both laughing]
1691
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:29,720
[Dawid] These poor animals.
This should be allowed.
1692
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,120
[TV show theme music playing]
1693
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,320
[TV clicks off]
1694
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,880
That's not my story.
1695
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:39,360
Oh no? Well, we would love to hear it.
1696
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:42,600
What's your story?
1697
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:46,040
That you're not a journalist
or that you didn't record that footage?
1698
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,920
-I recorded it, but--
-I thought you liked us.
1699
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,120
I like you both very much.
1700
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:01,080
If you like us so much,
pack your things and go back to Warsaw.
1701
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:04,640
Come on. Let's finish breakfast.
Um, you want something for the road?
1702
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:05,560
[Irena grunting]
1703
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,120
[somber music playing]
1704
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:11,560
[Irena] Krzysztof!
1705
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,040
Oh, Daddy's not eating.
All right. That's more for us.
1706
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,440
♪ Rewind time ♪
1707
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:19,000
[indistinct chatter]
1708
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:21,080
♪ To when we were together ♪
1709
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,280
[cell phone chiming]
1710
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:28,320
FROM ZULA
CONFERENCE ROOM TOMORROW AT 9:00
1711
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,040
♪ The tears won't last ♪
1712
01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:38,240
♪ But our memories will last forever ♪
1713
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:41,560
[Krzysztof] And the doggie shall be clean.
Who was dirty and now is clean?
1714
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,080
[Magda laughing]
1715
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:48,280
♪ Tell me is this ever going to end? ♪
1716
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,800
NEW EMAIL
1717
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,600
TO: KRZYSZTOF | SUBJECT: VIDEO
1718
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,640
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
1719
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,200
VIDEO ATTACHED
1720
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,280
SEND
1721
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:04,600
-♪ So tell me is this ever going to end? ♪
-[cell phone chiming]
1722
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:09,160
♪ I've been dreaming about it ♪
1723
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:15,960
♪ If you're gonna let me go
Then I need to know ♪
1724
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:21,000
FROM: MAGDA | SUBJECT: VIDEO
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
1725
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:22,280
[Krzysztof] Come here.
1726
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:25,400
VIDEO ATTACHED
1727
01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:28,920
♪ We never used to argue ♪
1728
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:33,360
♪ Now it's almost every night ♪
1729
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,000
♪ Deciding who was wrong or right ♪
1730
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:40,400
♪ And breaking down the fight ♪
1731
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:44,120
♪ Is this all right? ♪
1732
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:48,440
♪ We decide which way to go ♪
1733
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:53,840
♪ So tell me is this ever going to end? ♪
1734
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,760
Hello?
Uh, good evening, Professor. It's me.
1735
01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:58,400
I'm sorry for calling so late.
1736
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,240
♪ I don't know how to feel ♪
1737
01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:03,560
Yes. I've made my decision.
1738
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:06,560
Thank you, good night.
1739
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:13,640
Trombone.
1740
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:17,000
That was for the both of us.
What do we do now?
1741
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:20,200
Was it good at least? Come on.
1742
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:22,400
[Krzysztof sighing]
1743
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:28,800
♪ I'm holding on to you, now let it be ♪
1744
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:46,920
[indistinct chatter]
1745
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:48,080
-Hi.
-Hi.
1746
01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:50,440
Everyone's talking about you.
1747
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,000
Hold on, hold on. Something's changed.
1748
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,400
Something is different about you.
1749
01:30:57,840 --> 01:30:59,560
Yeah. A lot has changed.
1750
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:04,440
[indistinct chatter]
1751
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:08,200
[man] Here you go.
1752
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:20,040
Guys, go ahead and get started.
1753
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:25,520
[drummer] One, two, three.
1754
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:27,600
[lively music playing]
1755
01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:29,760
Wiktor, do something.
1756
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:31,880
What is this supposed to be?
What is that?
1757
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:38,960
Everyone, more please.
That was nice. One more, please.
1758
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:43,520
All right.
1759
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:55,800
It's okay. It'll be all right.
1760
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,720
[Trombone whining]
1761
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:57,640
Trombone.
1762
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:02,880
[man] So it's gonna be…
1763
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:06,120
Come, come.
1764
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:09,880
Trombone.
1765
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:10,880
[Trombone whining]
1766
01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:12,360
[Wiktor barking]
1767
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:16,880
-Why are you hiding?
-I don't think I can do it.
1768
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:19,760
What do you mean you can't do it?
I'm sure everything will be fine.
1769
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:23,120
It's my turn soon.
I have to quit. Nobody's gonna notice.
1770
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,600
Come on.
There's no quitting when you're so close.
1771
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:26,840
It's too late.
1772
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:31,000
Everything will be all right.
We just need a little more time. Okay?
1773
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:31,920
[Karol] Mm-hmm.
1774
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,880
Trombone! [barking]
1775
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:35,400
[door opening]
1776
01:32:35,480 --> 01:32:38,080
There you are. Welcome. Sit down.
1777
01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:39,000
Hello.
1778
01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:44,560
Everyone, first order of business.
1779
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,600
The story about the organization
of the Dachshund Parade,
1780
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:50,840
it was a fantastic story.
1781
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:55,200
Viewership and traffic on social media
profiles went up almost twofold.
1782
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,480
-Dawid.
-Thank you.
1783
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:03,880
Clear out your office.
You don't work here anymore.
1784
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:05,920
[Dawid] Excuse me?
1785
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,360
-It wasn't your story and we all know it.
-But I…
1786
01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:10,000
-Goodbye.
-[Dawid] But…
1787
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:13,600
Okay.
1788
01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:16,480
[man coughing]
1789
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,800
[lively music playing]
1790
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:25,720
And second, Magda!
1791
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:27,920
You did a great job.
1792
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,800
You went there alone,
with no support, and you delivered.
1793
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:33,680
And I admit I got carried away.
1794
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:36,040
There is no better candidate
for this position than you.
1795
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:37,600
Welcome back.
1796
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,440
At the next line-up meeting,
we'll announce that you're replacing me.
1797
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:41,520
[cell phone vibrating]
1798
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:42,440
Excuse me.
1799
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,800
Um, Todd made it, so don't worry.
1800
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:48,200
Everything is all right.
1801
01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:49,480
I've sent him to get better
1802
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:51,800
at a doggie healthcare resort
in southern Tyrol.
1803
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:54,960
-[cell phone vibrating]
-You take that call. Take it. It's okay.
1804
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:57,800
Hello, Magda? Can you hear me?
1805
01:33:57,880 --> 01:33:59,120
[Magda] Wiktor, speak louder.
1806
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,280
I can't talk louder.
There's a huge crowd of people here.
1807
01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:04,560
This is about Karol.
He wants to quit the show.
1808
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:05,480
What?
1809
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:09,640
[Wiktor] I was trying to help him
feel better, but I made it worse.
1810
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:13,080
And, you know, he says
that he definitely won't do well,
1811
01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:14,080
and it's all pointless.
1812
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:16,960
Even Trombone is acting strange.
He won't listen to anyone, Magda!
1813
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:18,240
Have you tried maybe--
1814
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:20,440
[Wiktor] Listen to me.
The point I'm trying to make
1815
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,240
is that they really need you, Magda.
1816
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:23,160
Need you back!
1817
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:26,840
And there's still one more issue
you need to deal with.
1818
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:28,280
Magda, are you coming back?
1819
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:29,280
[Wiktor] Listen.
1820
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:30,200
One second.
1821
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,400
[Wiktor] Krzysztof is leaving Kraków.
1822
01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:33,920
Are you joining us?
1823
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,040
-[Wiktor] Hello? Are you there?
-Okay.
1824
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:37,000
Uh…
1825
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:40,120
I'm not joining you. I'm resigning.
1826
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:42,920
Pardon me?
1827
01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:44,640
Good luck.
1828
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:46,760
[upbeat music playing]
1829
01:34:50,960 --> 01:34:54,600
♪ We lost our way
In the eye of the hurricane ♪
1830
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:57,400
[dogs barking]
1831
01:34:57,480 --> 01:35:01,240
♪ And we'll lose our minds
Again and again ♪
1832
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:06,200
There he is!
1833
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:12,800
Buongiorno, my darling.
1834
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:14,360
Why are we in such a hurry?
1835
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,640
Krzysztof is going to Vienna
straight after the parade.
1836
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:18,200
We have to get there before he leaves.
1837
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:23,640
DACHSHUND PARADE
1838
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:28,680
♪ Yeah, I finally found my way back home ♪
1839
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:37,440
[children laughing]
1840
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:49,080
[inaudible]
1841
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,120
[crowd cheering]
1842
01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:07,360
KRAKÓW 100
1843
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:13,640
♪ Now I've finally
Found my way back to you ♪
1844
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:23,520
♪ Yeah, I've finally
Found my way back home ♪
1845
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:30,560
♪ Now I've finally
Found my way back to you ♪
1846
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:37,120
♪ Yeah, I've finally
Found my way back home ♪
1847
01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:43,360
♪ Now I've finally
Found my way back to you ♪
1848
01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:47,200
Everyone, a podium for our little friends
has already appeared behind me here.
1849
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:49,360
It's a clear sign
that we're nearing the end.
1850
01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:51,720
We'll announce the results
in a moment. The prize--
1851
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:54,280
Before we announce
the results of the dog show,
1852
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:57,280
we've got, uh, one more short,
uh, musical break for you.
1853
01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:59,000
[crowd cheering]
1854
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,160
[crowd joining singing]
1855
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,160
[crowd cheering]
1856
01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:50,640
[crowd cheering]
1857
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:55,440
Everyone, before we finish the show,
1858
01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:57,960
there is one more Kraków local
1859
01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:01,320
and a performance
by Karol and his dog, Trombone!
1860
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:03,880
-[crowd cheering]
-[lively music playing]
1861
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:06,200
[Wiktor] Karol and Trombone,
please join us!
1862
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,280
Come on. Come on.
1863
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:26,480
Karol.
1864
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:28,480
You have to let him do this.
1865
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:29,400
Come.
1866
01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:31,320
Trombone, come on.
1867
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:32,760
[crowd laughing]
1868
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,080
Really? Is that enough humiliation?
1869
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:46,200
I'm stopping this.
1870
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:51,520
Karol is fighting for what he wants.
You will not mess it up for him.
1871
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:53,640
[Karol] Sit.
1872
01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:57,920
Karol!
1873
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:02,040
Sit.
1874
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:04,240
Sit.
1875
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,240
That's good.
1876
01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:06,720
[crowd cheering]
1877
01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:09,280
-I promised I'd be here.
-I know.
1878
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,840
Come on, Trombone. Come. Yes!
1879
01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:23,240
-Bark! Bark!
-[Trombone barking]
1880
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:25,480
-Paw! Good dog!
-[Trombone barking]
1881
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:27,000
[Karol] Trombone.
1882
01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:30,080
[crowd cheering]
1883
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:38,640
[Karol] Ta-da!
1884
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:41,800
[crowd cheering]
1885
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:04,680
-Good show. Is that your Dachshund?
-Yes. It's Trombone.
1886
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:08,240
And this is Tuba. Maybe you
could you teach me a few of your tricks?
1887
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,600
Want to set a date at school?
1888
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:13,320
As soon as I get back.
I'm going on a trip with my dad.
1889
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:14,760
Okay. I could wait.
1890
01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:19,080
That was super-duper, mega professional!
1891
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:21,480
Magda was right.
It wasn't hard to do that.
1892
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,600
You were amazing. Congratulations.
1893
01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:28,160
I am very proud of you,
and I'm sorry I doubted you.
1894
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:30,240
[uplifting music playing]
1895
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:33,920
-Maybe you can introduce me now?
-[Karol] Dad, no!
1896
01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,640
I'm Tosia. It's nice to meet you.
1897
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:38,800
Krzysztof, the dad. And this is Wiktor.
1898
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,760
-Nice to meet you too.
-Nice to meet you, Madam.
1899
01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:41,840
Not the dad.
1900
01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:43,120
So you later, then.
1901
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:45,320
Come on, Tuba.
1902
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:48,680
"It's a date, then"?
1903
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:50,320
Bravo!
1904
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:52,640
You did great, boy.
1905
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:55,160
Wiktor.
1906
01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:59,200
You were right. Thank you.
1907
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:05,080
We gotta catch a train. Come on.
1908
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:09,440
Anatol?
1909
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:11,920
-Yes.
-[Wiktor] Hi.
1910
01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:14,680
-I'm Wiktor.
-How's it going?
1911
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,040
Magda said that I am to take care of you.
1912
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:19,440
Oh, that's cool.
1913
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:20,800
Yeah?
1914
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:24,200
Uh, you know what?
I'm giving a concert in Kazimierz.
1915
01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:26,600
Maybe you could join me? Sung poetry.
1916
01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:27,760
Huh.
1917
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:31,080
Only if you can bring
your guitar with you.
1918
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:35,600
Just wait.
1919
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:40,400
I acted like an idiot.
1920
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,360
I mean, I acted like I always have.
1921
01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:45,440
[contemplative music playing]
1922
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:49,800
Since I got here,
everything in my life completely changed.
1923
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:51,160
And…
1924
01:42:53,160 --> 01:42:55,840
I was always in such a hurry
up to this point.
1925
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:59,880
But it was really empty
1926
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:01,960
without you.
1927
01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:04,520
[Magda crying]
1928
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:07,040
I'm sorry.
1929
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:10,960
Don't leave.
1930
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:15,560
Why don't you come with us?
We can spend the weekend together.
1931
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:17,080
What do you mean "weekend"?
1932
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,560
Wiktor said you were leaving for a year.
1933
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:20,840
A year? [chuckling]
1934
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:25,040
That must have been his plan
from the beginning.
1935
01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:27,640
No. We're just going
for the interview, for now.
1936
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:30,240
Then we'll see what happens.
1937
01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:31,680
That said…
1938
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:35,760
Would you spend this weekend with me?
1939
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:38,120
And then all the weekends.
1940
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:43,960
I thought you liked
taking everything slowly.
1941
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:46,400
Not everything.
1942
01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:50,800
Turn around.
1943
01:43:59,480 --> 01:44:01,280
[Trombone barking]
1944
01:44:02,600 --> 01:44:04,120
[Krzysztof] We have to go now.
1945
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:05,160
Come.
1946
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:07,520
-Where are your things?
-This is all I have.
1947
01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:08,680
All right. Let's go.
1948
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:09,840
[Magda laughing]
1949
01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:14,080
[Krzysztof] Can we get in
with the dog? Great.
1950
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:19,760
["Rzuć to wszystko co złe"
by Zbigniew Wodecki playing]
1951
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:24,880
Subtitle translation by: Maja Konkolewska