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…down hard,
and I swallowed really quickly,

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and half the mozzarella stick
got lodged,

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And the other one was still in my hand
with the connecting cheese,

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and I had to have the Heimlich.

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It was, like…
ruined the whole bat mitzvah.

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Hi. Can I get another
Lover's Punch, please?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

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Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

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These pancakes are bonkers.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

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- Mmm.
- Mmm.

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Have some of my steak.

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- Great source of iron.
- Thank you, baby.

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And, you know, you can
cook this at home really easily.

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So you should do it a lot 'cause you never
remember to take your iron pills.

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And your levels are… are really low.

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Okay, what is this?

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Like, are you trying to be the cutest,
sweetest, nicest boyfriend in the world?

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Because… you're really winning.

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Emma, I'm breaking up with you.

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- Lover's Punch? Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

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- You okay?
- I want to spit it out.

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I'm a hungry monster,
and I eat birthday boys!

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- Mom, you did a great job, really.
- Aw, thank you, honey.

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I'm glad you like it.
Everything for Toby, you know.

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That little boyfriend of yours
really is good with kids, Annie.

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You can't escape me, Toby!

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey, uh, Anne, have you seen
your nephew Toby anywhere?

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I can't find this kid.

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- Uh…
- I'm up here, Uncle Peter.

33
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I mean, I want to give him
his birthday present and all, but I think

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- maybe he split the party or…?
- Up here.

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I mean, I just can't find him.
Do you have any idea where he is…

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He's on your shoulders, Peter.

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Oh, yeah?

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Oh, hey. Hi.

39
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There he is.

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All right, bud, go, go mingle.

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It's your… your big day.

42
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Is everything okay? You seem upset.

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Me?

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Ha. Yeah. No, everything's fine.

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Everything's fine.

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Okay, well, y-you're clearly not fine.

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I mean, look, you just started

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full-on crying out of nowhere.

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Let's just not talk about it right here,
Peter, okay?

50
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- Okay.
- Okay. Good.

51
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I feel like, whatever it is,
you can just tell me.

52
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Uh, it's gonna be weird
to go back to the party.

53
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- You're crying.
- I want to break up with you.

54
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What?!

55
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Don't we have a really good time together?

56
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We do. It's just not enough.

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I… I'm ready for the next chapter
in my life, and…

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You're still figuring a lot out.

59
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Like what?

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Your roommates are college students.

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Okay. But they're very mature people.

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And they're prelaw.
They're practically lawyers.

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You also don't even know
what you want to do with your life.

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I… I think I'm just kind of,
like, doing it.

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29 is the new 16.

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You're 32.

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Yeah, I mean, if you want to be,
like, a scientist about it, I'm 32.

68
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Look, I met someone.

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Why didn't you just say that
instead of making me eat your steak?

70
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I mean, this just makes no sense.
It's completely out of nowhere.

71
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Oh, no, it's not.

72
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I have been unhappy for a while, Peter.

73
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Really? You have? I mean…

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- Yes. Yes.
- You never said anything.

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We're stuck.

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No, what-what do we do?

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We go to work and we make salmon
and we watch Dancing with the Stars.

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Oh, come on. I…

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We do stuff. We went to Wind Creek Casino
to see Rod Stewart.

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Okay.

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I was never supposed to be
an English teacher, Peter.

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My sense memory professor said
I could've been the next Kate Winslet.

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- You still could be.
- Not with you.

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- God.
- Oh, Peter, that's not... I didn't…

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I mean, that is a really specific
and hurtful thing to say.

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- Not with me?
- I'm sorry, but it's true.

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Okay.

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You're very…

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Complacent, and it makes me complacent.

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And I really wanted a big life.

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Yeah, I wanted to study
commedia dell'arte in Florence,

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and I wanted to do Shakespeare
at the Globe in London.

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Six years and we've never even been
out of the country together.

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- But we did go see…
- Don't say Rod Stewart.

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So, this new girl, is she, like,
really together or something?

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I-I guess so.

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I mean, she has this little pie shop
down the street from my gym and…

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Cute.

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I don't know why that matters.

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What?

101
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I'm sorry, Peter.

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You are the last person in the world
I want to hurt.

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I should…

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I should probably get back downstairs.

105
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Well, do you mind if I stick around long
enough to sing "Happy Birthday" to Toby?

106
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Peter, I don't think that's a good idea.

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I promise I can keep it together.

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It's probably just at a red light.

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Uh…

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Oh, man, and…

111
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Okay, so he just canceled.

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- It's… okay.
- Oh.

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- I-I'll wait around for the next one.
- No, please don't.

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It's fine. You can just leave.

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Uh…

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I just... I don't want you
to break up with me.

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I love you.

118
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I'm sorry, Emma.

119
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Oh, my God!

120
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Oh, my God!

121
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You want one? Smoothie?

122
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I can do it.

123
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See?

124
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This is why you call movers.

125
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Look at that.

126
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Come take a look.

127
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- Hey!
- Huh? Look at this.

128
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Oh, my…

129
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Aw.

130
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What do you know about that?!

131
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- I got the ball!
- Right?!

132
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- Emma?
- Yeah?

133
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We're watching TV.

134
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Two more minutes.

135
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Damn it!

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Oh, God.

137
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Good morning, Dr. McMillan.

138
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Morning, Chloe.

139
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Happy Monday, folks.

140
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Okay.

141
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Let's talk about increasing profit margins

142
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for our residential dining program.

143
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These people are on death's door,

144
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and we are spending
way too much money feeding them.

145
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Who has pitches?

146
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We could stop offering ice.

147
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How would their drinks be cold?

148
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They wouldn't.

149
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Okay. I like it.

150
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I think we need something bigger.

151
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Who else has something?

152
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We could replace our real chicken

153
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with a much cheaper new product
called Hint of Chicken.

154
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What the hell
is Hint of Chicken?

155
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The name's
pretty self-explanatory, ma'am.

156
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Can you liquefy it
and sip it through a straw?

157
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- Yes, ma'am.
- You can gum it?

158
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No teeth required.

159
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- Is it a protein?
- It's protein adjacent.

160
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Does it need to be refrigerated?

161
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- 'Cause I think we're gonna give up ice.
- Yeah.

162
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- Shelf life is stable.
- What the fuck?!

163
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Peter, are you okay?

164
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Uh, yeah.

165
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Uh… excuse me for one second. I j...

166
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I'm sorry, I j... I just get really upset
when I-I think about how much money

167
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we're-we're spending on
feeding old people, all right?

168
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So maybe I'll just step outside
and-and get some fresh air

169
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because I just don't know
who the fuck this guy is.

170
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All right.

171
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Let me see.

172
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- I hate them. I look so ugly.
- Amy, Amy, stop.

173
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Listen, you're so beautiful.

174
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All the braces in the world
couldn't change how much I love you.

175
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I love you more.

176
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Not possible.

177
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You're an adult… in a workplace.

178
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Get it together.

179
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Hello?

180
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Hello?

181
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Is everything okay?

182
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Oh, I'm fine. I'm just, um…

183
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…the fire marshal of the floor.

184
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So I have to check the stairway
for obstacles,

185
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but obviously there aren't any,
so we're all clear.

186
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Be safe out there.

187
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- All right. All right, uh…
- Have a good day.

188
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So that is great.

189
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:03,166
Well, hang on one second. I'm sorry.

190
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:07,458
Uh, you have mascara
pretty much all over your whole face.

191
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Is that so?

192
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Oh, indeed.

193
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Thank you so much.

194
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Waterproof, my ass.

195
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Oh.

196
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:23,083
You actually have, like,
a piece of toilet paper or something.

197
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- Oh. Do I really?
- Other side.

198
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- There. Yes.
- Oh.

199
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Got it.

200
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,041
Mm-hmm.

201
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Having a rough week.

202
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Me, too.

203
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Just got dumped.

204
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Oh, me, too.

205
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,708
Oh, yeah?

206
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,041
That's weird.

207
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,500
It's terrible.

208
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,250
Do you want to talk about it?

209
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,750
Um…

210
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Okay.

211
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,583
- Okay.
- That's, um,

212
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,291
that's interesting.

213
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S-Step into my office.

214
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All right.

215
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I'm Peter.

216
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:05,583
I-I'm a VP at
Mariposa Retirement Homes on 11.

217
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:11,000
I'm Emma, and I'm the receptionist
at McMillan Orthodontics…

218
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…on 14 here.

219
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:18,083
Hey, um, I don't really smoke,
but I bought these last night.

220
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,333
It just kind of seemed like
the thing that people do.

221
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,291
Oh. Yeah, they do.

222
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,750
- Yeah, you were right to buy them.
- Uh, would you like one?

223
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:28,208
Well, back when I was the fire marshal,
I would've said that that's not allowed.

224
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,708
No, but yeah.

225
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Okay. Here you go.

226
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Yeah.

227
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,791
Oh, my God.

228
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,125
My boyfriend's name was Noah.

229
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:47,166
Um, we were together for 18 months.

230
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That's the longest relationship
I've ever been in.

231
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I think I'm gonna put this out.

232
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,750
- I was waiting for you to...
- Thanks for the offer.

233
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I don't see the appeal.

234
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:56,625
Mm.

235
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Anne and I were together for… six years.

236
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,541
- Holy shit.
- Yeah, I know.

237
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,791
And I wanted to get married.

238
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,500
- Have kids, all that.
- Mm.

239
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,791
But, uh, you know,
she wanted to be an artist

240
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and, I guess, drink wine
with some fuck-wad in a Fonzie jacket.

241
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,875
I really don't know what…

242
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:17,708
Noah wants a woman who owns a pie shop.

243
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,166
I love pie.

244
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,250
I'm sorry I just said that.

245
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,541
I probably shouldn't have said that.

246
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,666
It's cool. Everyone loves pie.

247
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,916
Pie's actually not that great.

248
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,333
It's very... there's very limited options
when it comes to pie.

249
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,375
- Okay.
- This was awkward.

250
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,041
- Very.
- Uh…

251
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,041
- Have a nice day and… uh…
- So get back there and make it happen.

252
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,791
So you want to…

253
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:54,750
Dying alone is not that bad.

254
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,250
Like, why do you want someone
to watch you die?

255
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,208
- That's, like, actually embarrassing.
- That's right.

256
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,833
Dying alone's actually g... pretty sweet

257
00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,916
'cause you're all alone
and no one's bothering you.

258
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Bomb.

259
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,083
I love being single.

260
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,375
I'm really looking forward to it.

261
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,041
All the apps, getting on the apps.

262
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,708
- Yeah.
- That's gonna be cool.

263
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,791
Swipe left, swipe right, who's ugly.

264
00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,833
I dedicate this to my freaking self!

265
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,416
PETER and EMMA:
Joy!

266
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,708
Oh, yeah, Joy!

267
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,083
This is the chorus.
You want to jump in on this with me?

268
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,833
- I want to call Noah.
- Yeah.

269
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,208
Wh-What? No.

270
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,625
- Yeah, because it's, like…
- No, no.

271
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,333
-Oh, wh… hey, it fell all
the way right… -No. No.

272
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:45,416
Oh.

273
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,416
Sir, I need you to return that phone.

274
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,625
No, no, no, no, no.

275
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,791
- I need to have it back.
- Okay, listen to me.

276
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,958
They dumped us, right?

277
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,541
If they miss us, they'll call.

278
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,416
But they're never
gonna miss us if we call,

279
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:01,041
so we can't call
if we want them to miss us or call.

280
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,375
- Huh?
- I don't know.

281
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,166
I feel like Anne's just going through
something right now,

282
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,666
but any minute, she's gonna realize
she made a terrible mistake,

283
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,333
and then she's gonna take me back.

284
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,000
And I bet Noah will, too.

285
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,500
Yeah, I bet he definitely would
if I called him right now.

286
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,625
All right, look.

287
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,125
What about this?

288
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,750
It's a good plan.

289
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,875
- Hear me out.
- Mm-hmm.

290
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:23,208
How about, whenever we're feeling
like we really have to call them

291
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,500
- and we just can't take it anymore…
- Mm-hmm?

292
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,666
…Instead of calling our exes,
let's call each other.

293
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,875
Mm! I love that.

294
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,208
- Yeah?
- I love it

295
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,750
because we're intercepting
each other's sadness.

296
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,000
- Yes.
- Yes.

297
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,375
We're each other's sadness sisters.

298
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,291
Well, "Sadness Sisters" sounds like
you're Diane Keaton and I'm Meryl Streep

299
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,708
and we're in a Broadway play,
but I like it, yeah.

300
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,250
That's a great cast.

301
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,458
You should cast plays.

302
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,666
You again?

303
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:08,833
Okay, ready?

304
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:11,958
What is the minimum sentence
for first-degree assault

305
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:16,166
of persons blind, disabled or pregnant?

306
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,750
- Five years?
- Excellent.

307
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,458
- Very nice, babe. Good job.
- Mm.

308
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,083
Good job, babe.

309
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,541
Morning, roomies.

310
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,041
Oh. Oh, God.

311
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,416
Is that a piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
in your hair?

312
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,541
- No, on the other side. Yeah.
- Oh.

313
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,000
So it is.

314
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,541
Another correct answer.

315
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,333
Eagle eyes.

316
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:45,291
Proceed.

317
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,541
Uh, just a quick reminder.

318
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,916
We're having this study group
over on Saturday, you know,

319
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,041
just in case you wanted to… not be here.

320
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,791
Oh, young man,

321
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,791
maybe I'll just stay here
in the apartment that I pay to live at,

322
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,666
but who knows?

323
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,958
Who knows?

324
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,583
Land this thing!

325
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,500
Where the hell is The Virus?

326
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,375
Thanks for meeting me.

327
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,416
That's what
the Sadness Sisters are for, right?

328
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,541
Oh, yeah!

329
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,166
Want a Raisinet?

330
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,458
Don't be sad.

331
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,708
This isn't a sad movie, okay?

332
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,416
Nic Cage is gonna survive in the end.
We're not…

333
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,250
Thanks a lot.

334
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,375
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Sorry about that.

335
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,750
Movie's, like, 25 years old.
I didn't think I could spoil it.

336
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,291
I'm not sad because of the movie.

337
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:40,333
I'm sad because Noah was
my airplane safety mask person.

338
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,750
Your what?

339
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,375
My airplane safety mask person.

340
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,791
What is that?

341
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:52,500
Have you ever been on an airplane
and they play that video that says,

342
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:56,916
"Please secure your own oxygen mask
before helping others"?

343
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,791
Yeah, that's every airplane I've been on.

344
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,166
Well, I remember, when I was little,

345
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,833
thinking that,
if I were ever really in love

346
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:08,458
- and I was on an airplane with my lover…
- Hmm.

347
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:12,000
…that I would put his mask on
before my own.

348
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,791
When you were little, you used
the word "lover" in your thoughts?

349
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,125
Well, that's not the point.

350
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,625
- Well, it's kind of ridiculous…
- No.

351
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,166
…because you always put
your own mask on first.

352
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,708
No, you don't.

353
00:19:23,791 --> 00:19:25,333
You're actually more helpful to others

354
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,125
once you're getting
a steady flow of oxygen to your brain.

355
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,125
- Oh, that's just…
- It's just logical, right?

356
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,875
You're actually putting your "lover"

357
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,041
- at greater risk…
- Why did you do that?

358
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,125
- Would you two shut the fuck up?
- …by not putting on your mask. Sorry.

359
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,791
By not putting
your own mask on first, so…

360
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,333
No, but it's not about that.

361
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:39,875
- It's about romance.
- I don't mean for it not…

362
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,291
It would be immediate that I can't…

363
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,500
- It's all true.
- Yeah.

364
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,375
All right.

365
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,791
You want to have lunch tomorrow?

366
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,500
Uh, yeah.

367
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:52,916
Yeah, that sounds nice. Let's do it.

368
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,666
- Okay.
- All right. See ya.

369
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,000
- Bye.
- Bye.

370
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,916
This is what I need.

371
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,250
I just need to see
what's happening with him,

372
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,708
and then…

373
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:05,958
- All right, let's just do it, right?
- Yeah.

374
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,708
Let's just rip off the Band-Aid and look.

375
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,416
- Let's just do it. Let's just do it.
- You got it. Okay, here we go.

376
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,833
Oh, my God.

377
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,875
Oh, no.

378
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,875
- Jesus, this is, this is bad.
- Why?

379
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,416
This pie girl is really pretty.

380
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,041
Look at her muffins.

381
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,416
She looks like
she's really good at her job.

382
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,833
And look at her with my boyfriend.

383
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,916
They look so happy.

384
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,500
Hey, guys. I just wanted
to show you these pies I made

385
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,875
for Chrissy Teigen
and John Legend's anniversary party.

386
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,375
This is like a mean prank.

387
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,083
I can't take it with this guy.

388
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,375
Look at that bio.

389
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,833
"Logan Santos.

390
00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:41,041
Artist. Director. Human."

391
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,750
Oh, you're a human man?

392
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,791
- Wow.
- Dude, that's awesome. What's that like?

393
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,791
I bet he's a chill hang.

394
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,708
"Come help paint sets for
Andrews Middle School production

395
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,250
- of Little Shop of Horrors."
- Oh.

396
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,041
Is he 14?

397
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,458
Andrews Middle School,
that's… that's Anne's school.

398
00:20:55,541 --> 00:21:00,625
So… so this guy is the drama teacher
at her school? Really?

399
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,875
Really? This is her living a-a big life?

400
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:05,750
Leaving me for
a middle school drama teacher?

401
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,750
Ooh, she commented on
this picture of him drinking coffee.

402
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,833
What'd she say?

403
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,791
Ugh, you don't want to know.

404
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,250
I think I do want to know.
What did... what did she write?

405
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,041
He's just drinking coffee
and it's, like…

406
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,250
- Well…
- …that kind of content.

407
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,208
- See, I feel like you're trying to protect me.
- I am.

408
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,583
But that's actually...
It's making it worse.

409
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,125
- Now I have to know what she says.
- No, you don't.

410
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:21,958
- Come on. Let me... Can I…
- It's just, like, not... It's not.

411
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,416
- It's not. It doesn't matter.
- May…

412
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,625
- I don't... It's a... Okay.
- Come on.

413
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,541
She wrote kissy face,
kissy face, coffee cup.

414
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,166
Yeah, it's, like, stupid.

415
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,958
Oh, and he wrote,
"I miss you. Come back to bed."

416
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,166
- Wow, I…
- I'm sorry.

417
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,291
So she's, like, fully
in a new relationship.

418
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,375
Uh…

419
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,458
I can't do this.

420
00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,166
I-I can't start over, you know?

421
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,041
I'm-I'm too old.

422
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,708
I'm too old. I missed the boat.

423
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,041
All my friends,
they're married, they got kids.

424
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,250
- My one friend Dave, he's got a 12-year-old son.
- Mm.

425
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,916
Dave has a kid who's old enough
to have his own kid.

426
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,791
You think 12 years old
is old enough to have a kid?

427
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,333
I'm not saying it'd be a good idea.

428
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,458
I'm just saying Cody's
definitely gone through puberty,

429
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,833
- so his body's definitely producing semen.
- No.

430
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:24,875
- Biologically speaking, yeah, the semen's there.
- No, no.

431
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,166
- I need you to stop talking about…
- The babies are…

432
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,250
Don't do that.

433
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:31,500
The point is, at this rate,
I'm gonna wind up old and alone.

434
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,708
I'm gonna have no grandkids.

435
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,833
I'm gonna be eating Hint of Chicken

436
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:38,208
in one of the hellhole nursing homes
I helped create.

437
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,708
Oh, me, too.

438
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:44,083
I'm never gonna find a man
as kind and good as Noah.

439
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,500
Yeah.

440
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,708
He was the love of my life.

441
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:51,166
A-Anne is the love of mine.

442
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:55,500
And I feel like
I'm still the love of hers.

443
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,083
You know?

444
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,625
We can't give up.
We have to get them back.

445
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:03,541
What?

446
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,291
It's just like you said.

447
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:08,708
- We know that we're supposed to be with Noah and Anne.
- Mm.

448
00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:10,875
But I'm not so sure
that they're gonna realize it,

449
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,958
not with these shiny new people around.

450
00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:15,583
So what are we supposed to do?

451
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,625
We have to…

452
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,458
We have to break them up.

453
00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:25,541
Well, that's crazy. We can't do that.

454
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,458
How would we do that?

455
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:33,041
What if we follow Ginny around, right?

456
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,208
And-and we discover
all her dirty little secrets,

457
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:39,166
and then we slip them to Noah in, like,
an unmarked envelope or something.

458
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,708
What if she doesn't have any?

459
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,000
Then we create some, right?

460
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,750
Little Photoshop makes it look like
Ginny does fracking.

461
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:47,583
Oh, I would never date someone
if they did fracking.

462
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,750
Right? Yeah, no, me neither.

463
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,333
- What is fracking?
- I don't know, actually.

464
00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:58,416
I could tell Noah
that I'm pregnant with his baby.

465
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,208
All right. How's that help me?

466
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:03,666
You tell Anne
she's pregnant with your baby.

467
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,000
All right, what if we do this?

468
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,166
All right, hear me out.

469
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:10,541
We send Noah a note from Ginny that says,
"Meet me at my grandmother's cabin

470
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:13,666
for a weekend of fishing,
maybe a little bit of fun."

471
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,416
But when he gets there, you are there,

472
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,291
-and you're lying naked
on a bearskin rug… -Oh.

473
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,291
…and you say,

474
00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:22,750
"I knew you'd come."

475
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:25,041
What?

476
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:27,125
But he didn't know what he was coming to.

477
00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:29,083
Mm, yeah, but it doesn't matter, right?

478
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:32,958
Because you seduce him very quickly before
he has a chance to get back to his car.

479
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,958
Which I guess would be pretty quick.

480
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,625
Okay, all right, you know, we'll file
this one under "work in progress."

481
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,583
Well, there is something there.

482
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:40,875
There is something there, right?
To the cabin.

483
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:43,208
No, the cabin is nothing.

484
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,416
I could seduce Logan.

485
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,666
- Whoa.
- And then Anne would find out

486
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,583
and she would get so upset of course,
and she would dump him

487
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:52,166
because she would be like,
"Whoa, I miss my ex-boyfriend."

488
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,041
- Me.
- "He was so nice and sweet,

489
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,875
and we had six years
and he never cheated on me once."

490
00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:56,958
No, that's true. I never did.

491
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,291
And don't think I didn't have
my chances, you know?

492
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,791
- I don't.
- My dry cleaner was super into me,

493
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,041
- um, until she died of natural causes.
- Uh…

494
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:05,875
But, um, do you really think
you can seduce Logan?

495
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:10,375
I mean, I don't want to brag,
but, um, in high school,

496
00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,625
I once kissed my married gym teacher.

497
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,916
And his wife was really hot, so…

498
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,583
Oh, no.

499
00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:18,375
And it was, like, a whole thing.

500
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:19,875
Um, let's move past that.

501
00:25:19,958 --> 00:25:22,041
All right, and then I could, too...

502
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:24,541
I could steal Ginny away from Noah.

503
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:27,791
Wh… Why are you laughing?

504
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:29,708
I'm not... I don't think I was laughing.
I…

505
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,333
You don't, you don't think I could do it?

506
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,333
I... Have you seen Noah,
what he's like and everything?

507
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:35,083
- Yes.
- Oh, okay.

508
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,833
I mean, yeah,
he's a classically handsome guy,

509
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,000
but I-I, uh, I, uh, I offer a lot.

510
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,250
I think that you are somebody

511
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,375
that a person could fall
very deeply in love with.

512
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,208
Thank you?

513
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:46,958
- But it's more like slowly.
- Mm-hmm.

514
00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:48,041
Over five or six months.

515
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,875
Okay.

516
00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:51,541
Or like a year.

517
00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:52,916
Two years tops.

518
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,875
Do you realize the number's going up?

519
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,583
Okay, I don't think
that you can get to Ginny.

520
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,041
You've made that perfectly clear.

521
00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:02,791
But I do think that you could
become Noah's friend.

522
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,583
I could do that.

523
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,375
I mean, people like to be my friend.
I'm extremely affable.

524
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,416
You know, in college, all the girls
were like, "You're such a good friend."

525
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,958
Aw, darn it.

526
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,333
But-but-but the point is
people like to be my friend.

527
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,666
- Right.
- I get in his head.

528
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:16,916
You... that's exactly right.

529
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,250
You get in his head, and then you make him
realize that Ginny isn't that great.

530
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:21,875
- She's not that great.
- Yeah.

531
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:23,791
And that I am the one that got away.

532
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:26,000
Hey, do you really think we can do this?

533
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,583
- Yes, I do.
- I'm in if you're in.

534
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:31,625
I will seduce Logan,
you will friendship seduce Noah,

535
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:34,083
- and we will win back our people.
- All right.

536
00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:37,125
It's on. Mm!

537
00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:38,291
Look at us.

538
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:42,333
This is like Cruel Intentions,
only sexier.

539
00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:44,708
How is it sexier?

540
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:45,875
It's not.

541
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,958
Uh, Steven, let's try the blue gel.
Think Last Tango in Paris.

542
00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:11,541
Thank you.

543
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,958
Uh, Steph, Steph,
I was thinking more of a turquoise.

544
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:15,541
You're-you're using robin's egg.

545
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:19,083
Um, I know that you're 12,
but we got to get it together, please.

546
00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:23,291
Hi. Uh, am I in the right place?

547
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,583
Oh, uh, are you here to volunteer?

548
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:26,875
I am.

549
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,416
- Hi. I'm Emma.
- Hi.

550
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,875
- Uh, Logan.
- Hi.

551
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:32,541
Um, which-which kid is yours?

552
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:35,625
Oh, no. I'm much too young.

553
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:36,958
And frickin' single.

554
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,375
Oh, I see.

555
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,833
- And, um, I saw your post on the Internet.
- Okay.

556
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:45,916
And, um, strangely,
I was in Little Shop, um, in high school.

557
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,416
- No way.
- Couple years ago.

558
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,291
You don't say. Who did you play?

559
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:51,125
Guess.

560
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Audrey.

561
00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,083
Yes.

562
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:56,583
I knew it.

563
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:58,916
And I just thought, "You know what?
I'm gonna take a risk,

564
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,541
and in that risk, I'm also gonna try
to give back to my community."

565
00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,583
- Mm.
- And that's kind of where I was when I...

566
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,791
But also, that's weird.

567
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,875
If I'm just being, like, a weirdo...
Sometimes I just, like...

568
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,375
- I'm so impulsive and spontaneous…
- No.

569
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,791
- …and have sort of this big energy.
- No, no, no, no. Hey, no.

570
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:11,583
You're not weird at all.

571
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:13,291
You know what that is? That's admirable.

572
00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:16,500
Thank you. That's really generous.

573
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,958
What do you do here?

574
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,583
Oh. I am the director.

575
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:20,666
Oh.

576
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,666
God, I feel so… that's… wow.

577
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,291
It's-it's actually
my-my first year teaching.

578
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:28,833
- Uh-huh.
- I was doing experimental theater before, back in New York and…

579
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:29,916
Ooh, New York City?

580
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,541
- Yeah, in the Big Apple.
- Wow.

581
00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:33,791
Uh, hey, hey, hey!
That paint is for spraying, not huffing.

582
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:36,208
- Whuh-oh. Party time.
- These kids.

583
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:37,458
- Sorry, I have to go deal with this.
- No.

584
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,333
But why don't you jump onto
our papier-mâché team?

585
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,666
Oh, that's so beautiful.

586
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,750
- It's a little French. Um…
- Yeah, yeah. I heard that.

587
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,708
- But so good to have you, Emma.
- Oh.

588
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,291
Guys, guys, come on. We talked about this.

589
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:50,000
So am I for real doing papier-mâché?

590
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,458
Hey, man. Peter?

591
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:01,750
- Yeah.
- Hey, Noah.

592
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:02,875
Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you.

593
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,250
Hell. Ooh.

594
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:06,750
Wow, that's a firm handshake
you got there.

595
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,750
- We'll get you firm.
- Uh-oh.

596
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,125
- You ready?
- Uh, sure.

597
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,875
- Good. Let's go to my office.
- Oh, okay.

598
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,791
We're gonna strip you down,
get some befores.

599
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,208
Uh, okay. Uh, that's...

600
00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,458
Wait. We're gonna what?

601
00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:18,000
All right, you ready?

602
00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:19,375
- Uh…
- Pop that shirt off.

603
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,000
I'd rather not. I…

604
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,958
- Come on. Pop it off.
- No, no. I just...

605
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,333
Maybe I'll just describe
what's happening to you and-and…

606
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:27,500
I'll tell you what.
I'll take mine off, too.

607
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:28,708
That's not gonna help me at all.

608
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:31,333
- You're funny.
- Yeah.

609
00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,333
Let's talk about anything
other than my body right now.

610
00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:35,791
Uh, who's this?
You know, who-who you got here?

611
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,666
- Oh, that's my girl Ginny. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?

612
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,083
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

613
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,666
- Girl pal or girl…?
- No, no, girlfriend.

614
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:41,916
Girlfriend? Oh, yeah.

615
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,708
And her little baby Pomegranate.

616
00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,458
All right, last chance
before we hit the floor.

617
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,875
- Uh, yeah, I'm not taking my shirt off.
- No. -Come on.

618
00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,875
- All right, we'll get some anyways. One…
- Ah, I feel trapped!

619
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:50,875
- …two. There we go.
- I don't like this!

620
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,958
Keep your knees above your feet.

621
00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:56,875
All right.
Well, where else would they be?

622
00:29:58,375 --> 00:29:59,916
So, uh, so you and-and this Ginny,

623
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,583
uh, uh, you guys been together
a long time or what's your deal?

624
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:03,833
No, no.

625
00:30:03,916 --> 00:30:06,250
Well, I was in something serious,
and... I don't know...

626
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,541
- Now this is sort of a surprise, but… Come on.
- Oh.

627
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:09,916
- Oh, okay.
- Keep pushing.

628
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,916
-So, so really this is just
like a meaningless… -Come on.

629
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,208
…rebound kind of a, kind of a thang.

630
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:16,750
No, m-more, more like... I don't know.

631
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:20,750
We-We've known each other for a while,
and, you know, well, just kind of clicked.

632
00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,250
- Oh.
- Come on. What was that?

633
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,125
- Uh, okay.
- Really?

634
00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:27,333
But, yeah, she's the kind of girl
I could see going the distance with.

635
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:28,458
What about your ex?

636
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:31,875
I mean, did you ever imagine,
you know, going the distance with her?

637
00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:33,500
Not exactly.

638
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:35,458
No, she... you know, she's great.

639
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:36,583
Really funny.

640
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,791
Was she funny? See, that's...

641
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,625
It's-it's important to remember
those things, you know?

642
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,875
She just couldn't
get her act together.

643
00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:44,375
- Ah, could she not?
- So it's a bummer.

644
00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,500
Come on.

645
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:46,666
Yeah, push.

646
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,125
Push from your core, from within.

647
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,958
- That's gravity taking over now.
- Okay.

648
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,916
- That's... I'm going straight down.
- Yeah.

649
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Single.

650
00:30:55,541 --> 00:30:58,250
Switch up the rhythm. Solo, single.

651
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,708
Oh, my goodness, what are you looking at?

652
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:07,208
Whose mom are you?

653
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:09,250
- Nobody's.
- Then why are you here?

654
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:10,833
You some kind of pervert?

655
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:12,208
No, I'm not.

656
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:14,333
I'm here because
I love musical theater, okay?

657
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,041
Why are you here, narc?

658
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,583
Work detention.

659
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:20,541
Ooh. What did you do?

660
00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,291
I put the class gerbil in a blender.

661
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,541
- Oh, my God!
- Not really.

662
00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,791
Skipped science for a week.

663
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:29,666
And they're making you
do this plant thing?

664
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,875
Ooh, the education system
in this country is a hot mess.

665
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,375
Woo-hoo! All my Skid Rowers.

666
00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,708
- Come get hats and scarves.
- Nice.

667
00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:41,333
There's plenty for everyone.

668
00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:43,000
- Hey.
- All right, slow down. Slow down.

669
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:45,000
What's the deal with her?

670
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:47,000
That's Miss Rivera.

671
00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,791
She teaches English.

672
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:51,875
She does the costumes for the play
'cause she's banging Mr. Santos.

673
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,875
Oh, how do you know that?

674
00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:55,750
Uh, Trevor, don't skimp
on the glue, please.

675
00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:57,041
Thank you.

676
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,833
Yeah, Trevor, don't skimp on the glue.

677
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,791
I got to take five.

678
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,250
- Hey, Logan.
- Yes?

679
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:12,166
Am I doing this right?
Because I just feel like it's so wet.

680
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,458
I-I think if you just
take your two fingers…

681
00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:15,291
- Like... yeah. Okay.
- Yes, just like that.

682
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,541
- Yeah, you can... okay.
- And then we'll just let it drip out.

683
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,958
- Oh, thank you.
- Let it drip, yeah.

684
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:21,291
- Just-just... yeah.
- I don't think we've met. Hi.

685
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:23,708
- Oh.
- Oh.

686
00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:25,416
Emma, this is Anne.

687
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,541
She's one of our English teachers here
and our costume mistress

688
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,333
and the mistress of my heart.

689
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,458
Uh…

690
00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:33,541
This is Emma.

691
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:36,041
She came to help even though
she doesn't have a kid here.

692
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:37,208
Isn't that cool?

693
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:38,666
- It's definitely something.
- Right?

694
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:42,083
But, I mean, who wouldn't want
to help at a school musical?

695
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:43,208
So fun.

696
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,958
Fun?

697
00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:47,083
It's more than just fun.

698
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,583
- Well, I was…
- You know, it's actually

699
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,333
really impactful, I would say.

700
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:52,000
It's serious.

701
00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:54,583
You are exposing these young minds
to the power of theater.

702
00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,458
Yeah, that's what I meant.

703
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,166
You know how serious
I take this production.

704
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,208
Yes, sorry. You're right, you're right.

705
00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:02,000
I'm-I'm a, I'm a little tense.

706
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,250
Maybe I should've just done
The Music Man like everyone said.

707
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,375
Stop it.

708
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:08,083
I love that you're pushing the envelope.

709
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,083
Maybe we can open a bottle of Barolo
and talk about it tonight.

710
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,375
- I'd love that.
- Okay.

711
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:18,625
They seemed really into each other
but kind of in that way that's like,

712
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,666
"These people also
might murder each other."

713
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,500
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

714
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,500
So I volunteered for
a bunch more rehearsals.

715
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,666
I really think I can break them up
in, like, no time.

716
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:28,750
Ah, nice.

717
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,500
So what's he like?

718
00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:32,625
- Logan… Logan's a lot.
- Really?

719
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:37,083
It's like, um, "You're actually directing
a middle school play, sir…"

720
00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:39,666
- Yeah.
- "…not a production of, like…"

721
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,833
Can't think of a fancy play?

722
00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:45,500
Is the movie Titanic based on a play?

723
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:48,666
- Mm, it's based on a ship.
- Yeah, I don't, uh…

724
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,875
Tell me about Noah.

725
00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:51,750
Right. Um…

726
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,250
Well, I see why you like him.

727
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:55,208
I mean, the guy looks like a superhero.

728
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,791
Uh, he's charming, he's, um…

729
00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,375
I know all of this about him.

730
00:33:58,458 --> 00:33:59,583
That's why I'm trying to, like…

731
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,666
- These are all things you know, huh? Um…
- Yeah, I just want to know, like,

732
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,958
did he say that he missed me
or something like that?

733
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,166
You know what he said?

734
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:08,375
He said that no one has ever
made him laugh like you did.

735
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,541
- Ugh.
- No, in a very positive way.

736
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,625
- Like…
- Funny girl.

737
00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:13,750
- I would focus on the good.
- Oh, my God!

738
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,166
Oh, my God, that feels so good!

739
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,791
- Okay, don't be alarmed…
- I'm not.

740
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:21,625
…but I believe there are people
having sex in your apartment.

741
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:23,333
- Yeah, I share that belief.
- What is that?

742
00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:25,583
- It's my roommates.
- What are you talking about?

743
00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:27,250
- You live with a couple?
- Yes, I do.

744
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:30,875
I live with a couple of
broke college students who are in love,

745
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,750
and I can't pay for
this whole place myself, so…

746
00:34:32,833 --> 00:34:34,750
You ever think about
getting a smaller place, you know?

747
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:36,916
- Something just for you?
- Yeah, sometimes.

748
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,375
It's like we're the only people

749
00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:40,458
- in the world right now.
- Oh, you are.

750
00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:42,416
I did not mean to live here so long.

751
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,291
I moved in my sophomore year of college.

752
00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:47,041
- I was gonna move out on graduation.
- Okay.

753
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:50,083
- And then my dad got sick again, and…
- Oh.

754
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:52,083
So I took the semester off
to kind of, like…

755
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,000
I'm sorry, I-I didn't know
your dad is sick.

756
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,833
Uh, he was sick.
He had cancer for most of my life.

757
00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,291
Oh, that feels so good.

758
00:34:58,375 --> 00:34:59,416
And then he died.

759
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,041
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!

760
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:03,541
Here it comes! Here comes my love!

761
00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:05,708
- Where do you want my love?!
- Oh, my God, everywhere!

762
00:35:07,791 --> 00:35:10,750
My God!

763
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,500
That sounded like the finale.

764
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,375
- Yeah.
- And so what happened then?

765
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,166
Y-You never wanted to go back
and finish school?

766
00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:17,333
Yeah, I did.

767
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:21,166
I just thought I would figure out
what I wanted to do with my life,

768
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:24,500
and then I guess I never did.

769
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,000
Oh.

770
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,166
- Oh, whoa. I didn't know you guys were home.
- Oh.

771
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:30,500
Didn't know we had an audience.

772
00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:32,375
I didn't hear a thing.
Did you hear anything?

773
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,083
- For... when?
- I didn't hear a thing, guys,

774
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,375
so you're-you're good.

775
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,541
Just out here chomping chips.

776
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:37,708
Gonna go get water.

777
00:35:37,791 --> 00:35:39,041
- Mm.
- Mm.

778
00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:41,041
So that's the crew.

779
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,500
Yeah, it's time to move.

780
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,000
Push.

781
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:48,375
Whoa!

782
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,666
…five, six…

783
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,916
…seven, six…

784
00:36:21,416 --> 00:36:22,416
- Oh.
- Oh.

785
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,583
- My God. Sorry.
- Oh, my gosh. No. Oh, yeah, I got it.

786
00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:25,875
Oh.

787
00:36:25,958 --> 00:36:28,125
Oh, wow. Great book.

788
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,041
Yeah. It's one of my faves.

789
00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:36,750
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

790
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,041
Don't get crazy on me, buddy.

791
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,000
…two, one. Done.

792
00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:41,083
Yes!

793
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,458
Oh, you got a…

794
00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:53,125
Oh!

795
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,375
Oh, shit, he followed you!

796
00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:02,416
All right!

797
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,708
Yeah.

798
00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:06,625
Yeah, good. Doing great.

799
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:08,833
- All right.
- Come on, keep pushing.

800
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,500
- Uh-oh. He did it!
- Yeah, boy.

801
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,541
Seven minutes! Yes!

802
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:19,208
- Oh, hey, buddy.
- Oh, thank you, man!

803
00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:21,333
I never could've done that without you.
Thank you so much.

804
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:23,125
- I just believed in you, buddy.
- Yeah.

805
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:26,750
How far away is
your girlfriend's pie shop?

806
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,625
'Cause I'd love to try one of those
healthy quiches you were telling me about.

807
00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,000
- That's a good idea.
- Yeah?

808
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:33,875
- We got to fuel this body up.
- Hey, yeah, let's fuel up.

809
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,375
It's only three or four more miles.

810
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,458
- Come on, let's go.
- Yeah.

811
00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:38,583
On foot?

812
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,916
That can't be right.

813
00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:51,000
Hey, man.

814
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:52,583
You okay?

815
00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:53,875
Yeah.

816
00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:57,916
My dad was supposed to pick me up,
but he probably forgot.

817
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,166
Oh.

818
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:01,833
Bummer.

819
00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:06,375
Uh… I can give you a ride home.

820
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,041
Okay.

821
00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,500
But just to be clear, I'm a safe person.

822
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:13,791
Normally, you shouldn't get in a car
with any, like, random adult,

823
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,166
especially if they tell you
that they're safe.

824
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,625
That's usually a sign
that they're not safe at all.

825
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:21,125
I mean, the first time
I went to a boy-girl sleepover,

826
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,958
it was at my friend Sarah's house.

827
00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:25,666
And this boy Jonathan
brought all these videos,

828
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:29,541
and they played the scariest movie,
and then I had to call my mom

829
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:32,333
and tell her she forgot
to take me to the orthodontist,

830
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:33,708
but it was like 9:30 p.m. at night.

831
00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:34,833
What are you doing?

832
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,541
Want a cig?

833
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,500
No, I don't want a cig.

834
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,666
And why do you even have cigs?

835
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:42,416
Aren't you like nine years old?

836
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,375
No, I'm in seventh grade.

837
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,833
I'm 12.

838
00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:46,916
Are you stupid?

839
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,708
Okay.

840
00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:50,916
You know what?

841
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:54,250
I get that being a kid is hard.

842
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,458
I really do get that.

843
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:56,833
You're greasy, you're horny…

844
00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,666
I'm not greasy. You're greasy.

845
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,000
Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

846
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:02,708
Let me just tell you,
I don't know you well,

847
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:05,500
but I feel like your whole
"I'm over the world" attitude

848
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:08,625
is maybe a little bit more than
just normal tween angst.

849
00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:12,166
What's up?

850
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,208
My dad is having an affair.

851
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,583
Oh.

852
00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:20,583
With a research librarian named Bruce.

853
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:22,833
Okay, so let me guess.

854
00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:26,541
The dumb-ass kids in your class are
making fun of you for having a gay dad.

855
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,916
- No, my dad's always been gay.
- Oh, yeah.

856
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,833
- He cheated on my other dad.
- Of course.

857
00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:33,291
He keeps trying to have
these deep talks with me about it,

858
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:35,916
but I'm just like, "Fuck you, Dad.

859
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,458
- Why don't you go do blowjobs on Bruce."
- Oh.

860
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:41,125
Okay, well, first of all,
you don't do blowjobs.

861
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,333
No.

862
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:46,250
Being in love
is-is very complicated,

863
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:49,875
and if your dad really does
love this man Bruce, then…

864
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:51,250
You wouldn't get it.

865
00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,541
Your dad probably loves
having sex with your mom.

866
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:56,416
Mm… well, my dad's dead,

867
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,791
so he doesn't really have much sex
with anyone these days.

868
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,875
Except for angels maybe.

869
00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:02,625
If he's lucky.

870
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:05,416
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

871
00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:10,416
Can I tell you a little secret
about being an adult?

872
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:14,250
We're all just pretending
that we know what we're doing,

873
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,083
and we're hoping that
we don't screw it up too badly,

874
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:20,791
and then we're feeling really shitty
about ourselves when we do.

875
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,875
So…

876
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:30,375
…why don't you cut
your gay dad some slack

877
00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:34,041
and, um, maybe try talking to him.

878
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:39,291
- That's my street.
- Okay.

879
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:42,875
But could you keep driving
a little longer?

880
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,166
Mm-hmm.

881
00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:51,666
Yes!

882
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,375
Good work, buddy.

883
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,333
Oh, my God.

884
00:40:55,416 --> 00:40:57,625
Whew.

885
00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:00,625
That was way… way further than you said.

886
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,416
…tart, and I threw in
a chocolate cream mini pie

887
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,125
- just for you.
- Hey.

888
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,250
- Hi, babe.
- Ooh.

889
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:08,958
- You look nice.
- Thank you.

890
00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:10,958
Uh, this is Peter, my new client.

891
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:12,875
And also my new buddy.

892
00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:14,708
Oh, nice. Hi. I'm Ginny.

893
00:41:14,791 --> 00:41:15,791
Oh, hey.

894
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,125
- Nice to meet you.
- You, too.

895
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,791
We were just in the neighborhood.

896
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,750
Thought we'd try
one of those keto quiches.

897
00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,583
- Ah. Okay.
- I got to eat right now, you know,

898
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:26,583
'cause he's trying to turn my body
from a ectomorph into a megamorph.

899
00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:27,708
Mesomorph.

900
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:29,541
- Oh, a mesomorph. Right. Okay.
- Right?

901
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:32,000
You guys want to grab a seat
and I'll get you something?

902
00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:34,041
- Sure.
- Thank you.

903
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:35,666
Oh, buddy.

904
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:37,583
- Whew! That was a big run.
- Gonna be okay?

905
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:39,791
No.

906
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:42,083
- This place is, um, really nice.
- Yeah.

907
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,541
All righty, here we go.

908
00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:45,791
- Hey, thanks, babe.
- That is spinach and gruyere

909
00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,500
- with an almond flour crust.
- Oh, my God.

910
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:49,500
Okay, this looks amazing. I'm gonna…

911
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,750
Wo... Wow.

912
00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:55,083
- You're telling me this is good for me?
- Yes, sir.

913
00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:56,916
- I don't believe it.
- Thanks.

914
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,416
- Yeah.
- Um, great to meet you, Peter,

915
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,500
but I have got to get back to work.

916
00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:02,166
- Nice to meet you as well. Yeah.
- Thanks, babe. -Mm-hmm.

917
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,791
Wow, huh. Yeah.

918
00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:06,375
- She's impressive, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

919
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:08,791
What about you?

920
00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:11,500
- You have a girlfriend?
- I did for a long time.

921
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,875
But, um, she kind of ended things
with me recently.

922
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:18,500
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

923
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,208
Uh, no, not really.

924
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,125
It's... I just wasn't expecting it,

925
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,375
so it's just a big adjustment, I guess.

926
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,625
Yeah. That's a bummer, man.

927
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:28,250
Yeah. Thanks.

928
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,541
Well, you know what they say.

929
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,666
You got to get back on the whores.

930
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,708
Uh, I feel like you just said "whores."

931
00:42:35,791 --> 00:42:38,208
Yeah. Get back on the whores.

932
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,875
Oh, no, well, the expression is "horse."

933
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,666
Get back up on the horse.

934
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,333
- No.
- Oh, yeah, it is.

935
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:50,541
Why would you fuck a horse?

936
00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:52,833
You know, we... move past it.

937
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:54,333
- But I get your point. Yeah.
- Yeah.

938
00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:56,041
I think, uh, it's an older expression,
too, so…

939
00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:58,458
Um… yeah, just... I don't know.

940
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:01,041
I'm not ready for all that, but…

941
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,541
Unless... I don't know
how you feel about this,

942
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:07,375
but maybe you and I could
go out together sometime,

943
00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:08,750
like, 'cause I bet you're a great wingman.

944
00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:09,916
Dude, I'm a great wingman.

945
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,625
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Mm.

946
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:12,833
You been to Halo before?

947
00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,583
- No. What is that?
- I'm taking you, bro.

948
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:15,875
- It's gonna be awesome.
- Oh, yeah?

949
00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:17,458
Yeah. My buddy manages the place.

950
00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:19,250
He can totally hook us up, bottle service.

951
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,541
- Oh, so it's like a club? Like a…
- Yeah.

952
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:24,250
Oh, that'd be nice.
I haven't been to a club in, uh, ever?

953
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,625
I've had a couple wild nights
there myself.

954
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:29,083
Uh, who would do that, like,
you and your ex or, like, uh…

955
00:43:29,166 --> 00:43:31,083
Yeah, we've shut it down.

956
00:43:31,166 --> 00:43:33,125
- You guys had some good times. Cool, mm.
- Uh-huh.

957
00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:35,500
- Mm! Babe.
- Yeah?

958
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,791
You want to go to Halo
with us this weekend?

959
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,875
Blech. No. Absolutely not.

960
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,083
I need a shower
just thinking about that place.

961
00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:43,125
But, you guys, go, have a guys' night.

962
00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:44,333
Yeah.

963
00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:46,208
- Guys' night. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's more fun anyway.

964
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,375
- You know, it's like, uh…
- It'll be cool.

965
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,875
Ooh, after this, we should, uh…

966
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:52,458
We should run back to the gym, you know?

967
00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:54,291
Fuck no.

968
00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:55,833
So I guess I'm gonna be a club guy now.

969
00:43:55,916 --> 00:44:00,291
You know, for a scummy nightclub,
that place is actually shockingly fun.

970
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:01,666
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.

971
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:04,625
We used to be, like, the last two people
on the dance floor.

972
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:07,625
Oh, you know what's funny?
He said something just like that.

973
00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:10,625
Yeah, that you supposedly, y-you guys
would shut it down or something like that.

974
00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:12,583
- He did?
- Yeah.

975
00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:13,791
And I think this could work, you know?

976
00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:15,916
This is probably, like... it's just
what he needs to make him realize

977
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,041
how much he misses you.

978
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:21,375
And this dress is definitely
going to make Logan realize that

979
00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:25,208
he wants to take me out after rehearsal
for some drinks and some smooching.

980
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:27,291
Okay, but won't Anne be at that rehearsal?

981
00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:29,708
No. She has parent-teacher conferences.

982
00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:31,583
- Look at you. Good work.
- Oh, yeah, man.

983
00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:32,875
I'm a psycho.

984
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,625
Whoa.

985
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,125
What?

986
00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,958
Um… uh, nothing.

987
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:45,166
You look really good. Yeah.

988
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,458
I mean, it looks great. Yeah.

989
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:47,958
I mean you look great.

990
00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:49,041
I know.

991
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,041
Hey, what do we think about this, though?

992
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,666
Does this say "night at the club"?

993
00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,375
Um… you look like Catwoman.

994
00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:57,833
And who likes the rum raisin?

995
00:44:57,916 --> 00:44:59,500
No one likes... I don't know.
I mean, a raisin?

996
00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:01,750
- You're gonna put a raisin in your ice cream?
- Mm-mm.

997
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,583
Hey! Hey, watch where you're go...

998
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:05,083
Are you okay?

999
00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:06,625
- Can I help you with this?
- Yeah.

1000
00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:07,791
- Here.
- Thank you.

1001
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:10,000
Here.
There's a nice table over here, madame.

1002
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,541
I see the perfect spot for you.
Look at this.

1003
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:15,083
We got good natural light,
you know, we're away from the hooligans,

1004
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:17,500
and look at these guys over here.

1005
00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:19,416
You can soak in the eye candy
while you eat.

1006
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,250
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1007
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,875
It's not too bright for you?
You all right?

1008
00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,583
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.

1009
00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:27,500
What an unusual young man you are.

1010
00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:29,458
I was going for charming,
but I'll take unusual.

1011
00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:31,791
- Enjoy your lunch.
- Thank you.

1012
00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:33,708
You saved her from those skateboarders.

1013
00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:36,125
-That was… -I-I saved her
from the evil street hoodlums.

1014
00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:38,833
- You're adorable.
- Eh, I don't know.

1015
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:40,250
I love old people.

1016
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:42,583
- Oh, man.
- Which is actually deeply ironic

1017
00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:45,583
because I make a living
helping an evil corporation earn millions

1018
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:48,833
by malnourishing
sweet, helpless grandparents.

1019
00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:50,291
That's kind of my gig, you know?

1020
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,375
Why do you work there
if you hate it so much?

1021
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,250
Well, it was supposed to be
temporary, you know.

1022
00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:59,291
I got… I got a master's degree
in public health,

1023
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:03,041
and I was gonna revolutionize
the way this country treats their elderly,

1024
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:07,583
but, you know, instead I took
the first job I was offered, and…

1025
00:46:07,666 --> 00:46:09,666
And I just stayed
because I was too chickenshit

1026
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:12,250
to lose my cushy salary
and my good benefits.

1027
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,875
Mm.

1028
00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:15,250
Sorry, hold on.

1029
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:21,125
Your life dream was to revolutionize
the way that we treat old people?

1030
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:23,416
I mean, both my parents
worked all the time,

1031
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,583
and they'd stick me in my grandmother's
retirement home most days after school.

1032
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:28,625
And we had fun, but it was sad in there.

1033
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:31,541
You know? It was this ugly,
weird-smelling building

1034
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:35,000
where all these old people with
incredible stories and so much wisdom,

1035
00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:36,375
you know, they eat terrible food,

1036
00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:38,458
they watch bad movies on basic cable,
and they wait to die.

1037
00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:40,708
- Oh, Jesus.
- I know, yeah.

1038
00:46:40,791 --> 00:46:44,458
So I decided one day
I would open my own retirement home.

1039
00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:47,625
Eh, some place that was, like,
affordable and cozy

1040
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,041
but somewhere where you would
actually like to wake up every day.

1041
00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:53,708
That is so sweet and so weird.

1042
00:46:53,791 --> 00:46:55,208
Okay, I can't tell
if you're making fun of me.

1043
00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:56,458
- I'm not.
- Okay.

1044
00:46:56,541 --> 00:46:58,875
I like it. I-I love your dream.

1045
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:01,250
Only I didn't do it, you know?

1046
00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:03,083
And I became a part of the problem.

1047
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:05,333
Anne was right, you know? I…

1048
00:47:05,416 --> 00:47:07,291
I am stuck.

1049
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:08,916
It's no wonder she broke up with me.

1050
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,708
Peter, stop. Stop it.

1051
00:47:10,791 --> 00:47:12,333
- You're a total catch.
- Yeah?

1052
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:14,541
I mean, I do believe
you said I'm the kind of guy

1053
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:17,625
you could fall in love with
slowly after several years.

1054
00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,000
You know, was it a hundred years?

1055
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:21,125
That's the best kind of guy, idiot.

1056
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,250
Anyone can be a one-night bang.

1057
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:27,333
But the slow burn
who gets under your skin,

1058
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:28,583
that's way more rare.

1059
00:47:28,666 --> 00:47:31,125
That's your airplane safety mask person.

1060
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,500
Okay.

1061
00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:36,416
So go get her.

1062
00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:40,208
- Ask her out.
- Think I got a chance?

1063
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,500
Well, don't think too hard on it.

1064
00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:43,125
I don't think you have that much time.

1065
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,875
So let's… let's get these.

1066
00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:53,208
We need a… We really need a plan, man.

1067
00:47:53,291 --> 00:47:55,875
- Oh, Logan, happy dress rehearsal.
- Hey.

1068
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:57,541
Oh, Emma, thank God you're here.

1069
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,375
I need a huge favor.

1070
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:00,583
Anything.

1071
00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:03,166
Audrey and one of our spotlight operators
have been hooking up.

1072
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:04,458
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1073
00:48:04,541 --> 00:48:05,666
And they gave each other pink eye.

1074
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,583
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1075
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:09,916
And so she's at home dealing with that.

1076
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,208
It's our only rehearsal with the band.

1077
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:14,208
You've seen this blocking so many times.

1078
00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:15,875
- You played her back in high school.
- Oh…

1079
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,041
You could fill in. Please?

1080
00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:18,958
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, please.

1081
00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:20,958
It's-it's really just for the music cues.

1082
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:22,958
You can even hold the script.
It'll be fun.

1083
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,750
I guess…

1084
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:25,833
- Yes! Okay.
- Oh.

1085
00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:27,125
- Costume is backstage.
- No?

1086
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,291
You are a lifesaver.

1087
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:29,791
Thank you.

1088
00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:33,291
A costume?

1089
00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:46,625
What? Dude, how have I
never been to this place?

1090
00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:47,916
This is awesome, man!

1091
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,833
I... Dude, I can't believe
Ginny's not into it, right?

1092
00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:52,541
Are you ready to give
all this up, you know?

1093
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:55,541
Popping bottles with the boys,
grinding with the honeys.

1094
00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,166
Dude, this is gold.

1095
00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,083
Don't waste this on me.
We got to introduce you to some girls.

1096
00:49:05,166 --> 00:49:06,416
- Hey.
- Hey.

1097
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,666
Want to take a shot?

1098
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,750
Yeah?

1099
00:49:08,833 --> 00:49:11,000
- Why don't you with my buddy.
- Oh, no.

1100
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,291
- Okay. All right. Uh, yeah.
- You two.

1101
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:15,083
Hey. Cheers.

1102
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,833
What's your name... Oh. All right.

1103
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,166
And goodbye.

1104
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,125
Is this one of those moments
of being a grown-up

1105
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:54,500
where you realize you don't know
what you're doing with your life?

1106
00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,083
Oh, okay. It's...

1107
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,250
Yes. Yes.

1108
00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,750
I called my dad.

1109
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,208
It went all right.

1110
00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:03,208
Trevor, that's great.

1111
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,916
He asked if we could have dinner,
but he said if I'm not ready yet,

1112
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
that's cool, too.

1113
00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:07,708
Mm-hmm.

1114
00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,750
I think I'm gonna let him take me
to Olive Garden for ravioli night.

1115
00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:11,458
Oh, heck yeah, you are.

1116
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,791
Oh, shit, I got to go move
the fucking plant.

1117
00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,375
So I'm gonna go home.

1118
00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:29,958
What? Hey there, stranger.

1119
00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:34,166
Hello? Noah?

1120
00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:36,166
- Don't give him that.
- Get a picture!

1121
00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:41,083
Noah? Hello?

1122
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,750
- Emma?
- Hello?

1123
00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:43,875
Emma?

1124
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,208
I think he got it.

1125
00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:47,458
- Emma?
- Noah?

1126
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,375
Hey. Can you hear me?

1127
00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:51,166
- What?
- Hey.

1128
00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:55,458
Uh, sorry, I-I think I must've
pocket-dialed you while I was dancing.

1129
00:50:55,541 --> 00:50:56,541
Oh.

1130
00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:57,958
Oh, no.

1131
00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:00,291
That's so... I think I pocket-answered.

1132
00:51:00,375 --> 00:51:02,250
I'm at a dinner party.

1133
00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,458
- Cool.
- Uh, may I have a...

1134
00:51:04,541 --> 00:51:06,708
The signature cocktail this time?

1135
00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:10,708
Sorry, there's a mixologist here,
and it's… it's very fancy.

1136
00:51:10,791 --> 00:51:13,458
Oh, that's-that's cool. That sounds fun.

1137
00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:15,416
Uh, how are you doing?

1138
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,500
Oh, um…

1139
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:18,833
I'm fine.

1140
00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:21,166
- Doing really well.
- Awesome.

1141
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,208
Um, look, I got to go.

1142
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,708
We should really catch up soon.

1143
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,458
Yeah, I would love that.

1144
00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:27,958
Okay.

1145
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,041
Do you want to, like, make a time or-or...

1146
00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:33,250
Hello? Hello?

1147
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,208
Are you okay?

1148
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:46,125
Mind your business, Eric.

1149
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:57,916
- Audrey, that's your cue.
- Huh?

1150
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,666
On, you're... okay.

1151
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:01,958
Just…

1152
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,041
Are you... Is someone... Oh.

1153
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,041
Um, should I…

1154
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:13,458
Logan. Should…

1155
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,916
This is literally what people have
nightmares about.

1156
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,125
I can't take this.

1157
00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,541
Am I gonna sing this?

1158
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,125
Oh, here?

1159
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:38,875
I really needed that, I guess.

1160
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,125
Okay, wow.

1161
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,458
Um, everyone, let's-let's take five.

1162
00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:45,041
Um, you… Okay.

1163
00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,500
Um, Emma, that was, um…

1164
00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,666
Really weird.

1165
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:48,916
Definitely not
what you were asking me to…

1166
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,166
I was going to say it was
an amazingly powerful interpretation.

1167
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,833
- Oh.
- Yes?

1168
00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:55,458
- Yes.
- You were channeling

1169
00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:58,375
all of Audrey's pain
and… and vulnerability.

1170
00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:01,458
It was beautiful.

1171
00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:03,625
Thank you so much.

1172
00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:05,583
Uh…

1173
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:10,208
Would you like to have a drink after this
to celebrate how beautiful I just was?

1174
00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:11,958
Absolutely. I would love that.

1175
00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:14,125
Wow, great.

1176
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:15,583
Let me text Anne,
see if she wants to join.

1177
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:18,875
Yeah, well, I mean, she wasn't really part
of when I was beautiful before.

1178
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,416
Damn.

1179
00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:23,291
You mind if I stick this...

1180
00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:25,083
I-I'm gonna steal your chair.

1181
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,708
Oh, my God, I love this place!

1182
00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:28,000
It's crazy, you know?

1183
00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,958
I feel, like, Italian or something.

1184
00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:34,958
Yeah. You are so adorable.

1185
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:36,583
- Ah, get out of here. Thanks.
- No, no.

1186
00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:41,166
You remind me of that little
singing, uh, cartoon gerbil.

1187
00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:43,125
Oh, what is his name?

1188
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:45,166
Alvin the Chipmunk?

1189
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,333
- Yes! Yes!
- Okay.

1190
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,083
Oh, I love that little guy.

1191
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:50,500
This bottle's dead.
Should we get another one?

1192
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:52,541
No, this place is lame.
Let's get out of here.

1193
00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:54,708
Oh, well, okay, well, get home safe.
Nice meeting you and, uh…

1194
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:57,041
No, no, no, no. She meant all of us.

1195
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,625
Yeah, we can go back to our place.

1196
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,708
Oh, yeah, uh… that sounds fun.

1197
00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:06,416
Let… let me talk that over
with my friend really quick just to…

1198
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,291
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.

1199
00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:10,166
Grab your things.

1200
00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,208
Uh…

1201
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,375
What? What?

1202
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:14,708
You got to go.

1203
00:57:14,791 --> 00:57:15,916
I'm gonna go, yeah.
What the hell are you talking about?

1204
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,916
- You're gonna come with me, though, right?
- I can't.

1205
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,166
- I shouldn't.
- Why not?

1206
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,291
Well, you know, Ginny…

1207
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,083
Come on, man.
You promised to be my wingman.

1208
00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:24,208
I can't go alone.

1209
00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:25,833
I won't let you do anything stupid.

1210
00:57:25,916 --> 00:57:27,500
I just... I need my wingman, right?

1211
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,708
I'll do it for you. Let's go.

1212
00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:32,125
- We're in!
- But I got to be good.

1213
00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:34,000
- No, yeah. You're Mr. Good.
- Yes! -Yes?

1214
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,375
Here he comes! We're in! Yeah!

1215
00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:40,458
So, after Virginia Woolf,
we're planning on going to Europe.

1216
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:41,583
- Yes, yes.
- Ooh.

1217
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:44,250
I've just been dying to study
commedia dell'arte in Florence.

1218
00:57:44,333 --> 00:57:45,583
- Oh.
- Oh, yes.

1219
00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:48,125
- I love, love, love Firenze.
- Yeah.

1220
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:50,666
What a nice way to say that.

1221
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,708
- The food, the wine…
- Ah. Yes.

1222
00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:54,041
…the women.

1223
00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:56,291
Uh, just for looking, of course.

1224
00:57:57,583 --> 00:58:00,250
She, uh, gets a little jealous.

1225
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,458
What? I don't get jealous.

1226
00:58:03,541 --> 00:58:05,041
Uh, did I say "jealous"?

1227
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:07,000
No, no, no. I-I meant…

1228
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:09,083
I am having the best time with you guys.

1229
00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:10,958
Me, too.

1230
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,750
And hold on one moment
while I just give myself

1231
00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:17,041
a dose of liquid courage here, but, um…

1232
00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:18,708
Sorry. I…

1233
00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:21,541
Mmm. Okay.

1234
00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:24,375
I find you both to be…

1235
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,500
…incredibly attractive.

1236
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:30,708
- Hmm.
- And, um…

1237
00:58:30,791 --> 00:58:34,625
I'm wondering, uh,
how you would feel about me,

1238
00:58:34,708 --> 00:58:37,750
sometime, maybe…

1239
00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,208
Joining you in your bed.

1240
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,458
Oh, wow.

1241
00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:44,666
Wow.

1242
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:49,333
Um, well, first of all,
thank you for sharing that.

1243
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:50,458
You're welcome.

1244
00:58:50,541 --> 00:58:52,750
Um, to be honest, I was expecting this.

1245
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,833
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

1246
00:58:54,916 --> 00:58:56,125
It's definitely something I'm open to.

1247
00:58:56,208 --> 00:58:59,000
I've had quite a few threesomes in
the past and some really great memories.

1248
00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:01,166
- Yeah.
- Uh, but, Anne, Anne, um…

1249
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,000
- What do you think?
- Mm. What do I think?

1250
00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:04,791
Yeah. Uh, well, I mean,
you are always saying

1251
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:08,000
that you want to explore
new parts of yourself.

1252
00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:10,083
- -Right?
- No, I want to.

1253
00:59:10,166 --> 00:59:11,458
You're right. I've been talking about...

1254
00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:13,291
We've been talking about it,
and so I do, I want to.

1255
00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:14,791
- Wow.
- But not tonight

1256
00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:16,708
'cause I haven't, liked,
shaved or anything in like…

1257
00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:19,000
Great, then how about next weekend?

1258
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:20,458
Opening night of the musical.

1259
00:59:20,541 --> 00:59:21,750
- Yes.
- We can celebrate.

1260
00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,000
To celebrate, yeah.

1261
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:25,041
Yeah, sure.

1262
00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:29,416
Let's all have sex to celebrate
middle schoolers.

1263
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,041
- Yeah.
- This is where we live.

1264
00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:33,125
- Wow.
- Wow.

1265
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,208
You want to come sit with us?

1266
00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:36,875
- Hop on.
- I'll just maybe

1267
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,916
stand up, stretch a little.

1268
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,666
- Yeah. -What? We don't bite.
- Unless you want us to.

1269
00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,625
This is, uh, this is a really nice place.

1270
00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:45,375
What is it you do for work again?

1271
00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:47,250
Uh, Chloe is a clothing designer.

1272
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,916
- Taylor and I work in PR.
- Wow.

1273
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,416
Who wants shots?!

1274
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,875
Oh!

1275
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:55,041
- Yeah, Noah, we should do one together.
- Shot, shot, shot. -Okay, yeah.

1276
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,541
- Sure.
- All right. Okay.

1277
00:59:56,625 --> 01:00:00,250
Hey, to our hot new friends.

1278
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,041
All right. I guess that's us.

1279
01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:06,041
Knock-knock, motherfuckers!

1280
01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:08,666
Oh, Jesus, you invited
Jase and the guys over?

1281
01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,041
He has Molly.

1282
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Yay, you're here!

1283
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:17,625
Who are the old dudes?

1284
01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:19,958
These are dope.
I got these from my brother's stepdad.

1285
01:00:20,041 --> 01:00:21,791
- Ooh. -Yes, sir.
- Yeah, yeah.

1286
01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:24,041
- So your stepdad?
- Nah.

1287
01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:25,583
- Oh.
- Mm.

1288
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:26,791
All right, enjoy.

1289
01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:28,541
Uh, hey, man, have you,
have you done Molly before?

1290
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,875
- Not since Stagecoach.
- Take it.

1291
01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:32,250
- Come on!
- Come on!

1292
01:00:34,041 --> 01:00:35,833
Let's go dance!

1293
01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:37,000
Yeah!

1294
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:38,125
Here's nothing.

1295
01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:39,333
- All right. All right.
- Come on. Come on.

1296
01:00:39,416 --> 01:00:40,500
- Oh, where we going?
- That's right, do that.

1297
01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,958
So, uh, you and Leighton, huh?

1298
01:00:42,041 --> 01:00:43,041
That's-that's cool, that's cool.

1299
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:45,250
Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know. Yeah.

1300
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,750
Yeah, well, she used to be my girlfriend.

1301
01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,833
- Oh, um…
- Yeah.

1302
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,083
Uh, cool. Well, you know what?

1303
01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:52,291
I-I actually just met her,
so I don't really…

1304
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,875
That's-that's cool, man.

1305
01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:55,125
- Yeah, nothing's really happening.
- That's cool. That's cool.

1306
01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:56,583
So she ever mention me, like?

1307
01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:59,416
Uh, well, uh, you know,
I've only known her for like two hours.

1308
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,041
Oh, so that, so that's a no.
Okay, okay, cool.

1309
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,125
- Yeah, it's a no because…
- No, it's cool.

1310
01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:05,250
I haven't seen her since
she actually, like, broke up with me.

1311
01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:07,458
- Yeah, so…
- Okay, so this is fresh.

1312
01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:09,000
- It-it wouldn't have worked out anyway, you know.
- Ah.

1313
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,875
We, uh, we had different love languages.

1314
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:13,041
- You know.
- Sure, you know.

1315
01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:15,625
Um, hey, you, uh,
you didn't take your pill, man.

1316
01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:18,208
Oh, yeah. You know, um,
I've-I've never done Molly, so…

1317
01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:19,666
- Okay.
- I don't know.

1318
01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:23,000
Like, is my heart gonna explode
if I, uh, take this?

1319
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,208
Oh, no, no.

1320
01:01:24,291 --> 01:01:25,416
You're thinking of crack, bro.

1321
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:26,791
- That's what it was.
- You're fine.

1322
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,291
- Just pop it. You're cool, man.
- Yeah. Okay.

1323
01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:30,166
- Here we go. Down the, down the hatch.
- Yeah. To Leighton.

1324
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:31,291
Huh?

1325
01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:33,000
The love of my life.

1326
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:39,500
I can feel my heart beating in my eyes.

1327
01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:41,166
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

1328
01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,666
- If I'm being perfectly honest…
- Mm-hmm?

1329
01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:46,291
…I can smell the moon right now.

1330
01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:49,208
- No.
- Which I didn't know was a thing.

1331
01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:51,458
You know, I bet this is
what it's like to be a dog.

1332
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,125
- Oh, man, yeah.
- Yo!

1333
01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:54,666
Yo!

1334
01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:56,458
- Where's my buddy?!
- Uh, what is that?

1335
01:01:56,541 --> 01:01:57,750
- What is that?
- Yo, where's my new friend? -Whoo.

1336
01:01:57,833 --> 01:01:59,416
- Peter? -
- Whoa.

1337
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,833
- Oh, there he is.
- Hey.

1338
01:02:00,916 --> 01:02:02,583
- Peter!
- What are you doing, man?

1339
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:04,666
Don't worry, don't worry.
We do this all the time.

1340
01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:06,291
No! No.

1341
01:02:06,375 --> 01:02:08,375
Y-You're not gonna make it
in the pool from there.

1342
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,708
The pool? I'm not jumping in the pool.

1343
01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:12,458
I'm jumping in the hot tub, dude.

1344
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:13,625
I'm tub jumping!

1345
01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:15,208
Oh!

1346
01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:16,333
No!

1347
01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:18,208
- Yes.
- There's not enough water in there, man.

1348
01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:19,666
- Don't do it.
- Do it.

1349
01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:21,291
- Do not do it.
- Do it.

1350
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,000
It's what Leighton wants. I got to do it.

1351
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,083
You heard her.

1352
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:27,166
Look, hey, look, we've all had
a lot of fun tonight, you know,

1353
01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:28,916
but maybe just step back down.

1354
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,125
I think they got Scrabble inside.
Let's just…

1355
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:32,416
- Tub jump!
- No, no, no, no.

1356
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:35,458
- No! No, no, no! No.
- Yeah!

1357
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:39,041
- Is he dead?
- Maybe.

1358
01:02:40,125 --> 01:02:41,333
Tub jump!

1359
01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:43,166
Trust me. It's totally safe.

1360
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:44,375
Okay.

1361
01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:47,375
As long as you, like, tuck your knees in
and protect your neck.

1362
01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:48,666
- Protect my neck? Holy shit.
- Oh, yeah.

1363
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:49,750
What happens if you miss?

1364
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:51,458
Oh, no, do not miss.

1365
01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:54,583
- I can... I cannot bleach blood out of the patio again.
- Oh, shit.

1366
01:02:54,666 --> 01:02:56,125
- Tub jump!
- Whoa, you all right?

1367
01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:57,666
- I'm okay.
- Whoa, there he went.

1368
01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:59,750
- Come on, let's go!
- There he goes.

1369
01:02:59,833 --> 01:03:01,791
Pop that shirt off!

1370
01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:02,916
All right.

1371
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,541
Why's everyone always want me
to pop my shirt off?

1372
01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,416
Hi! I'm coming!

1373
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,041
And where is Noah?

1374
01:03:08,125 --> 01:03:10,666
This couch is everything.

1375
01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:12,291
- I could be your everything.
- Hi.

1376
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,458
Oh. Hi.

1377
01:03:13,541 --> 01:03:15,041
Where did you come from?

1378
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,416
- Do you want to dance?
- Oh, my God, we should dance.

1379
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,583
I love to dance.

1380
01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:20,041
Ooh, that's far.

1381
01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:21,833
- Jump! -MAN: Come on!
- You'll love it. -Okay.

1382
01:03:21,916 --> 01:03:23,791
- Come on, Peter! You can do this!
- Come on! -You got it!

1383
01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,708
- It seems very shallow.
- You got it!

1384
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,041
I'm gonna go for the pool.

1385
01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:28,583
No, no, no, no, no!

1386
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,208
Do not go for the pool, okay?

1387
01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:31,625
That's how Miles got hurt.

1388
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,083
- He's in a wheelchair now.
- Yeah.

1389
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:34,208
Is he?

1390
01:03:34,291 --> 01:03:35,625
- Yeah. -Yeah.
- Okay.

1391
01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:36,875
- Jump! Jump!
- I can't believe that you'd rather

1392
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:38,125
be with this guy than with me.

1393
01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:39,250
- Jump, Peter! -This is ridiculous.
- Jump!

1394
01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:42,083
By the way, I haven't achieved
my workout goals yet. I…

1395
01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:43,625
Can we just talk about this later?
It's fine.

1396
01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:45,291
No, let's talk about this now,
while he's up there.

1397
01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:46,625
You guys are on your own thing?

1398
01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:47,791
- 'Cause I can go back.
- Come on!

1399
01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:49,125
- No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
- No, no, no, no!

1400
01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:50,333
- Okay. No? Stay out?
- Come on! Come on!

1401
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:51,791
- No, you can do it! -Jump!
- Okay. All right.

1402
01:03:51,875 --> 01:03:54,666
- Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
- All right. Ooh.

1403
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,291
I love you. I love you so much.

1404
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:57,583
I love you so much, Leighton.

1405
01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,166
- Shut up.
- Just please give me another chance.

1406
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,958
- Whew.
- Please. I'll stop stealing from you.

1407
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:02,500
- Whatever you want.
- I'm doing it.

1408
01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:03,750
Here I go.

1409
01:04:10,791 --> 01:04:13,791
I'm alive! I'm alive!

1410
01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:16,416
Oh, my God, I can't believe I did that!

1411
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,666
Whoa!

1412
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:18,791
Oh, my God.

1413
01:04:18,875 --> 01:04:20,833
I mean, Anne thinks
I never do anything spontaneous.

1414
01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:21,958
You know what I mean?

1415
01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:24,500
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, she hated listening to me complain about my job,

1416
01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:26,041
always eating the same salmon

1417
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:27,666
and pretty much everything else
about our life together.

1418
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:30,041
-But, you know, I think things are
gonna be different now… -Uh-huh.

1419
01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:31,250
…'cause I just jumped into a hot tub!

1420
01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:32,375
I mean, thank you so much.

1421
01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:35,375
Yeah, no, you're-you're totally welcome,

1422
01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:38,666
but, um, like, who's Anne?

1423
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,166
- Hang on a second. Uh…
- Yeah?

1424
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:44,125
What PR firm did you say
you worked at again?

1425
01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:47,958
Oh, we work at Goldman Personal Research.

1426
01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,875
Th-That is, that is not
what "PR" stands for.

1427
01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:53,416
That's not even close.
Oh, my God, how old are you?

1428
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,791
Twenty-three.

1429
01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,833
How old are you really?

1430
01:04:58,291 --> 01:04:59,666
Okay, fine, I'm 19.

1431
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:04,166
- I'm-I'm 17.
- Oh, my God.

1432
01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,166
- Oh, my God! Noah, they're in high school!
- Okay.

1433
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:08,875
Oh, fuck, my dad's home!

1434
01:05:08,958 --> 01:05:10,875
Oh, shit! Her dad sucks!

1435
01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:12,000
Noah!

1436
01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:13,750
- Oh, my God. See, I knew this house was too nice.
- Oh, shit!

1437
01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:16,125
- Noah, these are children!
- Oh, my God!

1438
01:05:16,208 --> 01:05:18,000
Noah!

1439
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:19,500
- We got to go!
- Pete.

1440
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,875
You took your shirt off.

1441
01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,458
Yeah, I took my shirt off. They're 17!

1442
01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:24,708
- 17 what?
- Years old, man! We got to go!

1443
01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,208
- Sorry.
- No.

1444
01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:27,750
Get your shit! Go, let's move!

1445
01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:28,958
Oh, God.

1446
01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:31,458
Uh… hello.

1447
01:05:31,541 --> 01:05:33,625
- Again?
- No, don't…

1448
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,125
Don't be mad, Daddy.

1449
01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:36,791
How old are you?

1450
01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:39,208
- I'm 17 years old.
- You're 17 years old?

1451
01:05:39,291 --> 01:05:40,791
- Sir, if I could explain to you the…
- No, no, no.

1452
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:42,875
You do not get to call me "sir."
We're peers.

1453
01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:44,750
What the fuck are you doing
with a bunch of teenage girls?

1454
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:46,708
- Well, okay, first of all…
- We didn't know how old they were.

1455
01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:47,833
We did not.

1456
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:48,958
- No.
- Okay, and…

1457
01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:50,083
- They tricked us.
- They did trick us.

1458
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,208
Just tell him the truth.

1459
01:05:51,291 --> 01:05:52,958
- Just tell him the truth.
- Here's the thing.

1460
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,916
I want what you have in life, you know?

1461
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,583
Uh, I want your house, you know?

1462
01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:57,791
You want my house?

1463
01:05:57,875 --> 01:05:59,083
I want a daughter, you know?

1464
01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:00,791
Um, not your daughter. I want a daughter.

1465
01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:02,333
You know, like-like a little girl,
you know?

1466
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:03,583
I'm sorry, what?

1467
01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,000
- Even a little boy would be fun to play with.
- Okay…

1468
01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,375
What the fuck does that mean?

1469
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:07,833
What does that mean?

1470
01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:10,541
Uh, um, it doesn't mean that
I want your daughter to be my daughter.

1471
01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:12,666
You got to help me out here, man,
because I don't really know what's…

1472
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,916
Everyone, just calm down.

1473
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,041
- Yeah.
- All right?

1474
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,666
I'm calm.

1475
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:18,750
- I…
- Run!

1476
01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:20,166
What the fuck was that?!

1477
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:21,625
Potpourri?!

1478
01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:27,000
Dude, your stamina's really improved.

1479
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,291
- That's the drugs!
- Oh.

1480
01:06:32,541 --> 01:06:34,875
I'm sorry things didn't work out
with Leighton.

1481
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,958
I really wanted that for you.

1482
01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:40,250
Yeah, well, she was in high school,
so that's probably for the best.

1483
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,583
Yeah.

1484
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,875
Man.

1485
01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:50,833
I almost did something really stupid
back there with those girls.

1486
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,541
Oh, yeah?

1487
01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:56,666
Well, you know, maybe that…

1488
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:59,958
Maybe that means you're not ready
to settle down just yet, huh?

1489
01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:01,250
No.

1490
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,833
No, if anything,
tonight was a major wake-up call.

1491
01:07:03,916 --> 01:07:05,958
- I mean… -Tonight was a wake-up call.
- I'll give you that.

1492
01:07:06,041 --> 01:07:07,083
Holy shit.

1493
01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:10,416
Oh, and-and what you said back there
about, you know, wanting a daughter…

1494
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,333
Ah, dude, uh, what was I saying, man?
I was talking off my head.

1495
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:16,875
No, no, you were, like,
making all the sense in the world.

1496
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,250
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1497
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,125
Like, I-I know, as guys,

1498
01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:24,791
we're, like, supposed to be afraid
of commitment or whatever, but…

1499
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:26,708
- I want that, too.
- That's not that crazy, right?

1500
01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:27,916
- Like…
- No.

1501
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,958
I'm ready for all that.

1502
01:07:30,041 --> 01:07:33,750
I'm ready for… the kid
and the, and the house

1503
01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:35,583
and the-the family, the whole thing.

1504
01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:37,375
Yeah. Yeah.

1505
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:39,166
That'd be nice.

1506
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:40,458
Yeah.

1507
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:49,625
- I can't believe this is happening, right?
- Me, too.

1508
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:52,166
- I mean, what…
- Oh, my God.

1509
01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:54,416
Wait, I'm sorry, what's happening?

1510
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,791
I'm gonna propose.

1511
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,208
What?

1512
01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:59,708
- Yeah. I mean, sure, it's fast, but…
- It's very fast!

1513
01:07:59,791 --> 01:08:01,291
I pretty much already
live with Ginny anyways.

1514
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:02,958
I had roommates in college.
I didn't marry those dudes.

1515
01:08:03,041 --> 01:08:04,125
You know what I mean?

1516
01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:05,750
I can't picture my life without her.

1517
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,041
Ah, no.

1518
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:09,500
Loo... Hey, you know, look, man,
you did a lot of drugs tonight, right?

1519
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,875
So maybe you're not thinking too clearly.

1520
01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:12,041
No, no.

1521
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:14,541
Peter, look at me.

1522
01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:18,166
- Oh, there's my ride.
- Uh, oh, no.

1523
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,500
- Uh, Noah, no.
- Yes.

1524
01:08:19,583 --> 01:08:20,791
- Come here, come here, come here.
- All right, no, wa-wait.

1525
01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:22,208
Let's cancel this one
and talk some more because…

1526
01:08:22,291 --> 01:08:23,916
Hey. You did this.

1527
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,250
- You.
- No. No.

1528
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:28,750
Let's not go
spreading that around town.

1529
01:08:28,833 --> 01:08:30,750
- 'Cause I didn't do it.
- Yes! I'm getting married!

1530
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:31,833
Ah.

1531
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:33,791
You know, you're talking crazy.

1532
01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:36,750
Ah, shit, man. Ah, shit.

1533
01:08:36,833 --> 01:08:38,708
Shit.

1534
01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:40,875
Oh, God.

1535
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:52,000
Hey. You've reached Anne.

1536
01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:55,750
Leave me a message or anything you think
might make me feel inspired.

1537
01:08:58,416 --> 01:09:00,291
Hey. It's, uh, it's me.

1538
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,708
Um…

1539
01:09:02,916 --> 01:09:06,333
I jumped off of a roof
into a hot tub tonight.

1540
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:08,375
And, uh…

1541
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:10,833
I-I wanted to tell you
'cause I know you don't think I ever do

1542
01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:14,625
anything spontaneous,
and it was pretty spontaneous.

1543
01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:19,541
Well, actually,
I wanted to tell you because…

1544
01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:24,541
…you're the person I've been telling
things to for the last six years, and I…

1545
01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,791
…I just miss it, you know?

1546
01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:29,875
I-I miss it so much my body hurts, Anne.

1547
01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:35,000
And, uh, anyway…

1548
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:39,416
…I just... I hope you're doing good.

1549
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,583
And, uh, yeah, that's it. Bye.

1550
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,166
What?

1551
01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:55,541
I don't want you to have
a threesome with Anne.

1552
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,916
Yeah, I don't either.

1553
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,125
I don't want to have a threesome
with anyone ever.

1554
01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,708
Oh, really?

1555
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,291
You seem like you'd be into them,
like, you know,

1556
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,250
- every once in a while or something.
- No, I-I really

1557
01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,875
just like a straightforward
sexual experience, actually.

1558
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:08,083
I'm with you, you know?

1559
01:10:08,166 --> 01:10:10,500
Like, I guess I-I got
my four positions I can do.

1560
01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:11,791
They-they work for me,

1561
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,791
but I'm not in the bedroom
trying to reinvent the wheel.

1562
01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:16,291
Yeah. So you got your four.

1563
01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:18,500
- You got you on top, her on top…
- Mm-hmm.

1564
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:20,750
- …doggy style... excuse me…
- Mm-hmm.

1565
01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:23,333
…and what's the fourth?

1566
01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:24,875
There is no fourth.

1567
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:26,250
I don't know why I said it.

1568
01:10:26,333 --> 01:10:29,333
Listen, this threesome
is not actually gonna happen.

1569
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:30,458
You don't have to worry.

1570
01:10:30,541 --> 01:10:32,583
We're maybe gonna kiss a little bit.

1571
01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:35,708
Logan can second-base me
if absolutely necessary,

1572
01:10:35,791 --> 01:10:37,791
and I think that will be enough
to freak Anne out.

1573
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:41,041
Well, definitely she'll freak...
Uh, she's-she's very territorial.

1574
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:43,333
Uh, you know, one time,
she flipped out on my cousin Sally

1575
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,708
just for rubbing my butt at a wedding.

1576
01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:47,416
Uh, that's a problematic anecdote,
I got to tell you.

1577
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:50,416
Yeah, I shouldn't tell
that story anymore, should I?

1578
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,916
Um…

1579
01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:54,333
How'd it go with Noah?

1580
01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,291
Right.

1581
01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:58,625
Okay. Uh, yeah.

1582
01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:02,333
Well, he definitely misses

1583
01:11:02,416 --> 01:11:04,125
- going out and having fun.
- Yeah. Right.

1584
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,375
- 'Cause she's, like, a snooze.
- Yeah.

1585
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,166
But…

1586
01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,958
He's also pretty serious about Ginny.

1587
01:11:12,041 --> 01:11:13,583
Well, yeah, no shit.

1588
01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:17,583
That's why I'm asking you to sort of
get in there and turn his eye…

1589
01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:19,750
- Yeah.
- …In a different direction.

1590
01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:22,083
I'll think of something. I promise.

1591
01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:23,875
Use this thing.

1592
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:26,125
- I will. Sorry, yeah. It's just…
- Be brave.

1593
01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:27,500
…he said something that threw me, but...

1594
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:30,166
Oh, Emma, uh, hang on one second.

1595
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,583
I hope, I hope this is okay.

1596
01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:33,166
I got you something.

1597
01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:36,375
What Color Is Your Parachute?

1598
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:37,833
What is this?

1599
01:11:37,916 --> 01:11:40,291
I know it looks kind of lame, but, um...

1600
01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:43,000
And I generally feel the same way
about, like, self-help crap.

1601
01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:44,583
- Well, books are for dorks.
- But, um, people really love this one.

1602
01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:46,750
It's supposed to help you
find your purpose.

1603
01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:50,375
Uh, uh, your purpose… work-wise.

1604
01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:53,666
Because I know how unhappy you are
at your job, and... I don't know...

1605
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:57,125
I figured it could be useful
if you decide to choose a new path.

1606
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:59,708
Yeah, I don't need your help
figuring my life out, Peter.

1607
01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:01,291
No. -I'm not a problem
that needs to be solved.

1608
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:03,750
Yeah. No, of course not.
I didn't mean for it like that.

1609
01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:05,333
I just…

1610
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:08,333
Look, the other day, you were just really
supportive of me following my dream,

1611
01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:10,250
and…

1612
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:11,958
Uh, that made me feel really good.

1613
01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:15,041
You know, it made me feel good
that you believe in me.

1614
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:19,208
I just wanted you to know
that I believe in you, too.

1615
01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:23,833
Thanks.

1616
01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,875
Yeah. Well, you're welcome.

1617
01:12:26,958 --> 01:12:28,000
Yeah.

1618
01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:30,458
So, um,

1619
01:12:30,541 --> 01:12:33,500
what kind of sex stuff is Anne into,
for when I have sex

1620
01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:35,833
- with her this weekend?
- Stop. Stop it. Stop.

1621
01:12:35,916 --> 01:12:38,083
Help! Please!

1622
01:12:38,166 --> 01:12:40,958
Relax, sweetheart, and it'll be easier.

1623
01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:42,250
No! Audrey!

1624
01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:44,458
Get off her! Get…

1625
01:12:44,541 --> 01:12:46,500
Get off! Get off!

1626
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:53,125
Audrey, are you all right?

1627
01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:55,750
Yes.

1628
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,916
No.

1629
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,125
Audrey!

1630
01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:04,375
I was way better.

1631
01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:05,875
I need you, please.

1632
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,708
Don't die.

1633
01:13:07,791 --> 01:13:15,166
No…!

1634
01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:16,416
No.

1635
01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:29,208
Oh, my God, are you the kid
that moved the plant around?

1636
01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:34,000
Yeah. I'm a real genius at
pushing a killer plant around a stage.

1637
01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:35,166
It was graceful.

1638
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:36,916
It was beautiful.

1639
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,583
So, it's been real.

1640
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:40,708
Whoa.

1641
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,458
Wha... Am I dying?

1642
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:45,625
- What are you talking about?
- Well, the play is over, so…

1643
01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:47,666
So we're gonna have to find
another way to keep in touch.

1644
01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:49,000
Seriously?

1645
01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,250
Yeah. Give me your phone.

1646
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,666
Okay. Thank you.

1647
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:59,000
And just to be clear,
this is strictly platonic.

1648
01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:00,208
Okay?

1649
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,916
I don't know what "platonic" means,

1650
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,666
but you're my girlfriend now.

1651
01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:08,625
Your funeral, man.

1652
01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:11,250
That was fantastic.

1653
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:13,500
You just... you had so much...
I-I... You just…

1654
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:16,083
Hey. Um, so, so great, guys.

1655
01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:17,333
- Hey.
- Congrats!

1656
01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:19,708
- Um, thank you.
- That was so beautiful.

1657
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:21,833
- Weren't they so good? Oh, my gosh.
- They killed it.

1658
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,291
They were so great,
and they were covered in blood.

1659
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,666
- The children.
- Uh, okay.

1660
01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:27,708
Well, uh, are you ready
to get out of here?

1661
01:14:27,791 --> 01:14:29,500
Oh.

1662
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,666
- Oh, yeah. Big-time.
- Okay. All right.

1663
01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:34,291
O-Only if-if you still want to.

1664
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:36,500
Obviously, I want to.

1665
01:14:36,583 --> 01:14:38,625
Like I said, I've had a lot of threesomes.

1666
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,208
- Cool.
- Yeah.

1667
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:42,000
- Um…
- And obviously…

1668
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:43,083
Anne. Yeah.

1669
01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,916
Yeah. Let's do this.

1670
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,791
Yeah. Yeah.

1671
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,666
Just give me one second.
I'm just leaving the house.

1672
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:55,208
- Okay. Yeah, I hear you.
- Okay.

1673
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:58,416
Okay, Emma, this is what you want, huh?

1674
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:02,666
You're fucking my girlfriend,
I'm framing your boyfriend,

1675
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,958
'cause that's what friends are for.

1676
01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:06,916
All right. What am I gonna do?

1677
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,208
Put the condom in the bed or…?

1678
01:15:10,291 --> 01:15:12,500
Maybe just the wrapper.

1679
01:15:12,583 --> 01:15:14,000
Yeah, just the wrapper.

1680
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:15,416
Oh, shit.

1681
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:19,416
No, I'm not donating food
to Justin Bieber's church.

1682
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,000
Oh, he's gonna post about it?

1683
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,916
Okay, fine.

1684
01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:34,375
Okay. All right.

1685
01:15:34,458 --> 01:15:36,958
- Okay. Okay.
- What, what?

1686
01:15:37,041 --> 01:15:38,166
Here we go.

1687
01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,833
I'll be right back.

1688
01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:43,791
Mm.

1689
01:15:47,791 --> 01:15:51,125
Okay, you know you don't
have to do this if you don't want to.

1690
01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,333
Really don't.

1691
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:54,375
- What?
- I'm…

1692
01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:56,583
I'm just saying, you don't have
anything to prove to Logan.

1693
01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:58,416
- Oh.
- Or me or…

1694
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,875
- No, I know that. No, no.
- You could just…

1695
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,500
This is for me. I'm doing this for me.

1696
01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:04,416
I'm-I'm… I am a sexually
adventurous person.

1697
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,041
- Hi, baby.
- Hey. -Okay.

1698
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:08,416
Okay. Here we are.

1699
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,708
Okay.

1700
01:16:09,791 --> 01:16:14,666
Well, I was saving this
for another special occasion.

1701
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,708
I think this will pair well
with the mélange of…

1702
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:17,916
Let's stop wasting time.

1703
01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:20,750
Mm.

1704
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,083
Oh.

1705
01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:24,791
Anne's a real tigress, huh?

1706
01:16:24,875 --> 01:16:26,708
Mm.

1707
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,583
I'm also here.

1708
01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:30,250
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1709
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,000
Oh.

1710
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,458
Oh, okay.

1711
01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:36,875
I'm gonna try the wine.

1712
01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,291
Okay.

1713
01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,541
This is a very nice house.

1714
01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:03,166
No, this isn't right. I can't do this.

1715
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:05,541
Oh, shit.

1716
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,291
The fuck is that?

1717
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,250
Okay.

1718
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,541
Okay.

1719
01:17:41,625 --> 01:17:43,666
You can do this.

1720
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,083
Ginny, I fucking love you.

1721
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,833
No.

1722
01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:49,416
Ginny, I fucking love you. Come on.

1723
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,000
Keep it clean.

1724
01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:54,625
You plus me equals forever.

1725
01:17:57,416 --> 01:18:00,708
You're my fire, my one desire.

1726
01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:02,166
No quotes.

1727
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:04,750
I should've worn nicer shoes.

1728
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:10,291
Um, Anne, Anne, Anne, um, don't you think
our friend is feeling a little…

1729
01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:12,000
left out?

1730
01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:13,291
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1731
01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:15,750
- Oh, ladies first!
- Oh!

1732
01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:19,833
- Oh.
- Okay.

1733
01:18:22,375 --> 01:18:23,750
Okay, this is really...

1734
01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:27,416
I love it, but I-I just wish
we were taking our clothes off.

1735
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:28,916
- You know?
- Yes.

1736
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,916
- Yeah, let's take off our clothes.
- Great idea. -Oh…

1737
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,458
- Great. May I?
- Okay.

1738
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,958
Oh, please.

1739
01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:36,500
- Thank you so much.
- I love your smooth body.

1740
01:18:36,583 --> 01:18:37,583
Oh, thank you.

1741
01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:39,000
You're like a dermatologist's dream.

1742
01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:40,083
Thank you.

1743
01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:41,625
- What about my dress?
- Oh, yes.

1744
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:44,166
-Let me, uh… -But I'm still
wearing all my clothes, so…

1745
01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:46,750
Oh, you know what?
Lucky for you two, I am ambidextrous.

1746
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:48,333
- Oh.
- Okay.

1747
01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:50,458
- Oh, there you go.
- And, uh…

1748
01:18:50,541 --> 01:18:51,583
Need to feel it out.

1749
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:53,666
Uh, okay, maybe just one at a time.

1750
01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:55,125
- Yeah.
- There we go. Okay.

1751
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:56,583
Okay, you working on that.

1752
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,250
I can't wait to see what else
these fingies can do, right?

1753
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:00,375
- And there we go.
- Ah.

1754
01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:01,916
There it is.

1755
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,250
You did it.

1756
01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,708
Okay, well, this is heating up, I think.

1757
01:19:06,791 --> 01:19:09,916
Um, shall we move this ménage
to-to the bed?

1758
01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:13,083
Or we could dance for you.

1759
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:15,000
Yes. Yes.

1760
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,250
- Let's dance for you!
- Oh, okay.

1761
01:19:16,333 --> 01:19:17,750
Alexa, play anything!

1762
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:33,125
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

1763
01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,541
Hi.

1764
01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:37,583
It's like a fire hazard in here.

1765
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,500
What's going on?

1766
01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,833
Well, what's happening is…

1767
01:19:42,916 --> 01:19:44,125
Whoa, whoa.

1768
01:19:44,208 --> 01:19:46,000
…I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

1769
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,250
Will you marry me?

1770
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:52,666
It's… it's really fast.

1771
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:53,791
I know.

1772
01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:57,500
But I-I feel like we've been together
long enough for me to know

1773
01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:59,458
all the important stuff.

1774
01:19:59,541 --> 01:20:02,958
Like I want to fall asleep
next to you every night,

1775
01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:04,833
and I want to wake up
next to you every morning.

1776
01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:10,041
And, uh, I want to be
the first person to try

1777
01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:12,833
all your new pie flavors

1778
01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:15,875
just so I can see the look
on your face when I tell you

1779
01:20:15,958 --> 01:20:17,375
how amazing they are.

1780
01:20:18,458 --> 01:20:19,750
Uh…

1781
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:22,416
I'm screwing this up. I-I-I…

1782
01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:26,375
I love you so much.

1783
01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:28,916
And I, uh…

1784
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,958
I-I just never been more sure
about anything in my entire life.

1785
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:42,875
So?

1786
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,416
Yes, of course.

1787
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:53,041
- Yes?
- Yes, I will marry you.

1788
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:59,000
I know. I just, uh… Ah.

1789
01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:00,333
- Supposed to put this on.
- Oh, my God.

1790
01:21:00,416 --> 01:21:01,708
Oh, shit.

1791
01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:05,583
Oh, my God.

1792
01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:08,375
- Mm.
- I love you so much.

1793
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:10,166
I love you, too.

1794
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:11,791
- Yeah.
- We're getting married.

1795
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,625
Yes.

1796
01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,208
Mm, yeah.

1797
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:22,708
Stupid pants.

1798
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:29,125
There.

1799
01:21:36,916 --> 01:21:38,583
Oh, I-I think that is... that's the end.

1800
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,375
One more song?

1801
01:21:40,458 --> 01:21:42,416
- One more song. -
- Uh, really?

1802
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,500
Uh, it-it feels like you've been
dancing for-for a while now.

1803
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:46,833
Okay. All right.

1804
01:21:46,916 --> 01:21:48,416
- Anne.
- Hmm?

1805
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:49,500
I think it's time.

1806
01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:51,166
It's time, yes.

1807
01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,041
- I think it's time for us to all have sex together.
- Yeah?

1808
01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:57,708
- Sure. Yeah.
- Come on. Yeah.

1809
01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:59,791
Okay, let's do it.

1810
01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:01,291
May I, uh, take off your pants?

1811
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,500
- Oh, yes. Yeah, ple... yeah, of course.
- Yeah. Okay.

1812
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:06,000
- Get-get these... It's just these buttons.
- Oh. Oh.

1813
01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:08,541
- Just lift your butt, I think.
- Okay, yeah.

1814
01:22:08,625 --> 01:22:10,458
- Okay.
- Um, maybe... Wow.

1815
01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:12,083
Snug little… little guys, these…

1816
01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:13,916
- Maybe one at a time.
- Yeah, one at a time.

1817
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,125
- Okay.
- Oh, yay.

1818
01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:16,416
Wow.

1819
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:19,708
- That was really difficult.
- It was.

1820
01:22:19,791 --> 01:22:20,833
Anne, come on.

1821
01:22:20,916 --> 01:22:22,416
- Yeah, Anne.
- Join us.

1822
01:22:24,041 --> 01:22:25,708
Yeah, j… just a sec.

1823
01:22:25,791 --> 01:22:29,250
I... you know, I'm just, um,
I'm just trying to figure out this, uh...

1824
01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:30,750
Ooh.

1825
01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:32,125
Here, get this dim right.

1826
01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:34,416
How's that? You like that?

1827
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:35,750
Uh, Anne, what's-what's going on?

1828
01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:38,291
- What do you mean?
- I mean, do-do you not want to do this?

1829
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:40,625
I thought this was something
that you wanted to explore.

1830
01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:43,833
- It is.
- Okay, well, then let yourself be free.

1831
01:22:43,916 --> 01:22:44,958
- Right?
- Yeah.

1832
01:22:45,041 --> 01:22:48,000
I mean, you're not with your boring
old boyfriend anymore, right?

1833
01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:49,291
I never said he was boring.

1834
01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:53,041
No, no, but you mentioned that he's, like,
the human equivalent of toast.

1835
01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:54,791
Yeah, but I love toast.
I mean, who doesn't love toast?

1836
01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:55,875
Everyone loves toast.

1837
01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:58,750
It goes with everything and
it makes you feel all good inside, and…

1838
01:22:58,833 --> 01:23:01,458
Peter is not that boring.

1839
01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:03,000
He's not the worst at all.

1840
01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:06,791
He's… he's really kind,
and he's-he's really sweet,

1841
01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:09,333
and he's funny, and he has my back,
and he cares about me,

1842
01:23:09,416 --> 01:23:12,000
and he would never make me have
a threesome with this horrible woman.

1843
01:23:12,875 --> 01:23:16,125
- I am so sorry.
- Oh, no, I'm not… being great.

1844
01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:17,583
Logan, you're right.

1845
01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:19,625
I don't want to do this.

1846
01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:22,333
And, uh, I don't want to do anything
with you ever again.

1847
01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:25,125
Um, see you at school.

1848
01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,666
Okay, well, and then…

1849
01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:36,791
There were two.

1850
01:23:40,041 --> 01:23:41,625
Wow.

1851
01:23:44,333 --> 01:23:46,500
Three times?

1852
01:23:46,583 --> 01:23:48,208
- Oh, thanks, babe.
- Here.

1853
01:23:48,291 --> 01:23:49,708
Yeah.

1854
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,791
Oh, I'm dying.

1855
01:23:51,875 --> 01:23:53,791
I can't even move.

1856
01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,083
- I need a shower.
- Me, too.

1857
01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,625
And then pie.

1858
01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:00,958
Wait for me.

1859
01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:02,750
Okay.

1860
01:24:28,375 --> 01:24:30,000
Hi.

1861
01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:31,166
Hey.

1862
01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:34,125
Um, 'kay.

1863
01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,375
Yeah.

1864
01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:37,375
- I had a really weird night.
- Yeah.

1865
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:40,666
- Something in the air.
- Uh, maybe the weirdest night ever.

1866
01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:41,833
Hold on one sec. Hold on one sec.

1867
01:24:41,916 --> 01:24:43,291
- Uh, actually, you, um…
- I am so hungry.

1868
01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:44,958
Listen. Wait, Emma. Sorry.

1869
01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:48,458
Um, before we get into anything, uh…

1870
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:51,916
I got something I got to tell you,
and it's-it's really kind of bad,

1871
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,500
so let me just kind of say it quickly
before I lose my nerve.

1872
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:56,166
Okay.

1873
01:24:57,250 --> 01:25:00,000
Noah asked Ginny to marry him.

1874
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:04,208
And, um, she said yes.

1875
01:25:05,666 --> 01:25:06,791
I'm sorry.

1876
01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:10,625
I mean, I-I know you think
that Noah's the love of your life,

1877
01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:13,625
and I understand that, but maybe
he's not the love of your life, right?

1878
01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:16,666
Maybe if he's marrying Ginny,
that's meant to be,

1879
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:19,291
and there's something for you
out there that's-that's better,

1880
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:21,708
- that's meant to be, and you j…
- Yes.

1881
01:25:21,791 --> 01:25:23,250
No, you're right.

1882
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,458
I am?

1883
01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:26,833
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1884
01:25:26,916 --> 01:25:29,041
Okay. Uh, I thought you'd be more upset.

1885
01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:31,750
Yeah, I'm…

1886
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:35,041
- Me, too.
- All right, well, good.

1887
01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:36,500
Then I'm off the hook, I guess.

1888
01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:37,708
Great.

1889
01:25:37,791 --> 01:25:40,375
Uh, I was feeling so guilty about it.

1890
01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:41,750
I'm sorry, eat. Yeah, get something.

1891
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:43,083
- Yeah.
- Oh, and tell me about your night.

1892
01:25:43,166 --> 01:25:45,083
- I-I'm dying to know.
- Oh. Okay.

1893
01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:46,458
Um…

1894
01:25:46,541 --> 01:25:48,625
- So…
- Sorry, uh…

1895
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:50,166
Oh, my God, Anne's calling me.

1896
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,125
-Uh, did you have sex with her?
What, uh… -Okay, well…

1897
01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:53,916
- Right.
- Sorry, I'll just…

1898
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,333
Hello?

1899
01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:56,875
Mm-hmm.

1900
01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,708
Oh, yeah?

1901
01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:01,291
Okay.

1902
01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:05,375
I-I'm not there, so I'd-I'd need,
like, uh, 15 minutes or so,

1903
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:06,625
but, um, that sounds good.

1904
01:26:06,708 --> 01:26:08,625
I'll-I'll see you soon. Yeah.

1905
01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:09,916
Okay, bye.

1906
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,125
She wants to come over.

1907
01:26:12,208 --> 01:26:13,875
I think she broke up with Logan.

1908
01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:15,833
- I know.
- Shit.

1909
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:17,375
Emma, you did it!

1910
01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:20,625
I can't believe you did...

1911
01:26:20,708 --> 01:26:22,333
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go, uh...

1912
01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:23,625
That's okay, right? You don't mind.

1913
01:26:23,708 --> 01:26:26,250
That's... this is incredible. Wow, uh…

1914
01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:28,083
Well, here, let me, let me
give you some money.

1915
01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:30,125
A twenty, that should cover it, right?

1916
01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:33,000
Um… Emma,

1917
01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:34,166
thank you so much.

1918
01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:36,625
Really, that's…

1919
01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:38,416
You're amazing.

1920
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,791
I still had my key, so I…

1921
01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:03,541
Oh.

1922
01:27:04,833 --> 01:27:06,500
Oh, I missed you so much.

1923
01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:07,833
Oh, my God, I missed you.

1924
01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:11,750
Mm. Mm. Mm.

1925
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,291
Have you been working out?

1926
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:15,458
Yeah.

1927
01:27:22,916 --> 01:27:24,791
- Hi.
- Hi.

1928
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,500
Is now a good time or, uh…

1929
01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:31,250
Uh, well, do you want,
like, a full brace face

1930
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,416
or do you just want, like, a retainer?

1931
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:38,875
So how'd it go last night?

1932
01:27:39,958 --> 01:27:41,958
Um…

1933
01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:44,708
Good. You know?

1934
01:27:44,791 --> 01:27:46,291
We're-we're back together.

1935
01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:50,666
- Which is surprising, right? 'Cause I-I…
- Yeah.

1936
01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:52,875
- I mean, I ki... I kind of can't believe it worked.
- Wow.

1937
01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:54,541
Yeah.

1938
01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:56,416
- That's great.
- Yeah, I mean…

1939
01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,333
Look, thank you
so much, Emma, for everything.

1940
01:28:00,416 --> 01:28:02,708
It's really amazing.

1941
01:28:02,791 --> 01:28:04,291
No problem.

1942
01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:07,041
It was a pleasure.

1943
01:28:10,458 --> 01:28:15,375
Cool. Well, um, that second run theater
is playing Beetlejuice this weekend.

1944
01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:16,791
If you want to go see that.

1945
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:21,833
Yeah, um, I'd like to, but, you know,
now that Anne and I are back together…

1946
01:28:21,916 --> 01:28:23,041
Mm.

1947
01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:26,541
…she obviously can't know
that we know each other.

1948
01:28:26,625 --> 01:28:29,541
- Right.
- I mean, I don't want to sneak around behind her back.

1949
01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:31,458
So we really can't…

1950
01:28:32,958 --> 01:28:34,375
…hang out anymore.

1951
01:28:37,041 --> 01:28:38,541
Oh.

1952
01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:40,125
Oh.

1953
01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:44,791
Can't believe we didn't
think this part all the way through.

1954
01:28:44,875 --> 01:28:47,166
Yeah.

1955
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,791
Totally. Uh, we did not think about that.

1956
01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:50,916
Yeah.

1957
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,541
Look, we can still talk and stuff, like,
when we see each other around the office.

1958
01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:56,375
Yeah, I think it's probably best
if we don't.

1959
01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:57,583
Yeah.

1960
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:01,458
I guess you're probably right about that.
Um…

1961
01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:06,500
Look, I'm sorry I wasn't able
to do my half of the…

1962
01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:08,250
Don't. It's... Thank you.

1963
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:10,333
Or congratulations.

1964
01:29:13,583 --> 01:29:15,125
Thank you.

1965
01:29:15,208 --> 01:29:16,708
Um…

1966
01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:18,916
I'll let you get back to work.

1967
01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:33,208
Uh, McMillan Orthodontics.

1968
01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:37,458
Um…

1969
01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:40,125
let me take a look for you.

1970
01:29:42,208 --> 01:29:44,375
I miss this so much.

1971
01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:46,500
No, me, too.

1972
01:29:51,041 --> 01:29:53,666
Hey, remember, um…

1973
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:56,625
Before we took a break, how, uh…

1974
01:29:56,708 --> 01:29:59,583
How you said I was, like, stuck?

1975
01:29:59,666 --> 01:30:01,958
You know, like, I mean, like, in my job.

1976
01:30:03,416 --> 01:30:04,625
Yeah.

1977
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:09,166
Well, I was thinking about finally…

1978
01:30:09,250 --> 01:30:11,916
Betting on myself and going out on my own.

1979
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:16,625
You mean like…

1980
01:30:16,708 --> 01:30:19,000
Trying to start your own retirement home?

1981
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,416
Well, not trying.

1982
01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:22,250
I mean, I-I really think I could do it.

1983
01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:25,791
Uh, look, interest rates
are insanely low right now.

1984
01:30:25,875 --> 01:30:27,291
And there are
these federal grants available

1985
01:30:27,375 --> 01:30:28,958
from the Department of Health
and Human Services…

1986
01:30:29,041 --> 01:30:31,458
Peter, you don't have to do that.

1987
01:30:33,208 --> 01:30:34,416
Huh?

1988
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,708
Yeah. You don't have to
do that for me, baby.

1989
01:30:36,791 --> 01:30:38,333
I was wrong.

1990
01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:44,416
I was. When I said all that stuff
about you playing it safe, I…

1991
01:30:46,083 --> 01:30:48,333
I realized that's just who you are.

1992
01:30:48,416 --> 01:30:50,833
And there's nothing wrong with that.

1993
01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:52,416
I love you.

1994
01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:03,291
I love you, too.

1995
01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:39,541
Ha-ha, Topanga. Hubba-hubba.

1996
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,958
Happy anniversary.

1997
01:32:27,541 --> 01:32:29,250
Hey.

1998
01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:47,791
Hey. Can I talk to you guys for a sec?

1999
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:48,916
What's up?

2000
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:52,083
Well, I just wanted you guys
to know that, um,

2001
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:54,791
I found my own apartment
and I am moving out.

2002
01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:58,208
And, you know, I think
I did stay here a little bit too long

2003
01:32:58,291 --> 01:33:02,500
and just overdue for some changes,
and it's sort of the end of an era…

2004
01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:03,583
When are you leaving?

2005
01:33:03,666 --> 01:33:05,250
Next month.

2006
01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:06,791
Uh, that's so soon!

2007
01:33:06,875 --> 01:33:08,041
That's so soon.

2008
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,333
What Paul means is, um,

2009
01:33:10,416 --> 01:33:13,041
that we're gonna miss you around here.

2010
01:33:15,666 --> 01:33:17,666
Okay. Thank you.

2011
01:33:18,666 --> 01:33:22,125
Oh, wait. This letter came for you.

2012
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:23,666
Mm.

2013
01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:25,833
Thank… you.

2014
01:33:51,541 --> 01:33:53,041
Emma?

2015
01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:54,208
Mm.

2016
01:33:54,291 --> 01:33:55,291
Hi.

2017
01:33:56,291 --> 01:33:58,875
- Logan. Okay.
- Hi.

2018
01:33:58,958 --> 01:34:00,125
Wh-Whatcha doing?

2019
01:34:01,208 --> 01:34:04,958
I just really like the salami here,
and I needed to eat a lot of it,

2020
01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:07,750
and I also happen to be
pounding this bottle of

2021
01:34:07,833 --> 01:34:09,666
"Grenachay."

2022
01:34:09,750 --> 01:34:11,166
Grenache.

2023
01:34:12,625 --> 01:34:14,625
Uh, but I-I like
your pronunciation better.

2024
01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:15,833
Thanks.

2025
01:34:15,916 --> 01:34:17,000
Yeah.

2026
01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:19,458
You mind if I sit with you?

2027
01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:21,416
Sure, yeah. It's your turf.

2028
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:24,166
You know, the, uh,
the trick to charcuterie

2029
01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:27,333
is to have the right ratio of
sodium chloride to sodium nitrate. Yeah.

2030
01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:28,666
- Here you are.
- Thanks, Tommy.

2031
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:30,500
- When I lived in Italia…
- Logan.

2032
01:34:30,583 --> 01:34:32,333
- Mm-hmm?
- I just want to eat this.

2033
01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,625
Oh. Okay.

2034
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,541
Can you ever just relax?

2035
01:34:38,166 --> 01:34:39,666
Yeah.

2036
01:34:39,750 --> 01:34:40,958
- Yeah, yeah.
- Join me.

2037
01:34:42,625 --> 01:34:43,708
Thanks. Thank you.

2038
01:34:43,791 --> 01:34:44,958
Yeah, sorry. I, um…

2039
01:34:45,041 --> 01:34:46,291
Sorry.

2040
01:34:50,916 --> 01:34:52,083
Are you okay?

2041
01:34:52,166 --> 01:34:54,208
Yeah.

2042
01:34:54,291 --> 01:34:56,416
Kind of.

2043
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,041
I, um…

2044
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:03,083
Friend of mine just posted about
his production of Desire Under the Elms

2045
01:35:03,166 --> 01:35:05,875
moving to Broadway,
and I've been spiraling ever since.

2046
01:35:05,958 --> 01:35:08,208
Mm.

2047
01:35:09,291 --> 01:35:13,791
You ever feel like
you're getting left behind?

2048
01:35:14,875 --> 01:35:15,875
Yeah, constantly.

2049
01:35:15,958 --> 01:35:17,791
That's one of my main feelings.

2050
01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:18,875
Yeah?

2051
01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:21,708
I just got invited
to my ex-boyfriend's wedding.

2052
01:35:21,791 --> 01:35:24,250
- Oh, no.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

2053
01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:26,291
You gonna go?

2054
01:35:26,375 --> 01:35:28,333
No, I'm not thinking of going.
I think I'm gonna pass.

2055
01:35:28,416 --> 01:35:29,791
I don't think I should do that to myself.

2056
01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,416
No, no, no, no. Sometimes…

2057
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:36,750
Sometimes seeing someone you once
loved embrace new love can be healing.

2058
01:35:36,833 --> 01:35:39,958
I don't know if that is
the most annoying thing I've ever heard

2059
01:35:40,041 --> 01:35:42,125
or if it makes total sense.

2060
01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,583
Maybe a bit of both.

2061
01:35:43,666 --> 01:35:45,833
But you can't go alone
'cause that would be…

2062
01:35:45,916 --> 01:35:47,125
- Pathetic?
- Yeah.

2063
01:35:47,208 --> 01:35:48,208
- Yeah.
- Crazy.

2064
01:35:48,291 --> 01:35:49,291
Ill-advised.

2065
01:35:49,375 --> 01:35:52,541
Lucky for you,
I make a really great wedding date.

2066
01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:54,750
Come on.

2067
01:35:54,833 --> 01:35:56,000
What do you mean "come on"?

2068
01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:58,000
What do you mean you want to go
to my ex-boyfriend's wedding?

2069
01:35:58,083 --> 01:36:00,208
Yes, I'm serious.
I think we can have a lot of fun together.

2070
01:36:00,291 --> 01:36:02,458
I mean, look, uh, we-we both love wine.

2071
01:36:02,541 --> 01:36:03,916
- Uh-huh.
- Right?

2072
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,750
Um, uh, we both
don't respect our arteries.

2073
01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:07,041
Yeah?

2074
01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:09,541
It's in Savannah on a riverboat.

2075
01:36:09,625 --> 01:36:12,166
Good thing I don't get seasick.

2076
01:36:27,958 --> 01:36:29,666
I've never been to a wedding
on a boat before.

2077
01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:31,416
- Have you? Mm.
- No, I haven't.

2078
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:34,833
Do they get married by, like, a skipper?

2079
01:36:34,916 --> 01:36:36,250
Um…

2080
01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:37,750
Hi.

2081
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:42,000
Um, would you mind getting us a drink?

2082
01:36:42,083 --> 01:36:43,875
- Yes. Sure.
- Yeah. -Hey.

2083
01:36:43,958 --> 01:36:45,791
- Hi. Okay.
- Come here.

2084
01:36:45,875 --> 01:36:47,791
- I'm so glad you came.
- Me, too.

2085
01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:51,583
I can't believe
you're getting married in an hour.

2086
01:36:51,666 --> 01:36:53,708
I know. It's kind of bonkers, right?

2087
01:36:55,541 --> 01:36:57,500
I'm really happy for you, Noah.

2088
01:36:57,583 --> 01:36:58,791
Thanks, Emma.

2089
01:36:58,875 --> 01:37:00,250
Hey. The wine is trash.

2090
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:01,458
- No.
- Yeah.

2091
01:37:01,541 --> 01:37:02,958
- That's funny.
- Hey.

2092
01:37:03,041 --> 01:37:04,583
- That's… This is, um…
- Noah. -Oh.

2093
01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:06,750
- Logan?
- Anne.

2094
01:37:06,833 --> 01:37:09,000
- Emma.
- Peter.

2095
01:37:09,083 --> 01:37:11,291
What are you doing here?

2096
01:37:12,375 --> 01:37:13,625
Noah and I are good friends.

2097
01:37:13,708 --> 01:37:14,791
You two know each other?

2098
01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:16,875
Sort of. Uh, not well, you know, but…

2099
01:37:16,958 --> 01:37:18,250
- Mm.
- Really?

2100
01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,166
How?

2101
01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:22,833
- W-We work together, uh, in the same building, you know.
- Oh.

2102
01:37:22,916 --> 01:37:24,666
- Right, that's it. Yeah.
- Oh. -PETER: Yeah, yeah.

2103
01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:27,375
You know, many, many floors,
so a lot of people work there.

2104
01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:29,291
- That's crazy.
- Yeah, it is crazy.

2105
01:37:29,375 --> 01:37:30,750
Not that crazy.

2106
01:37:30,833 --> 01:37:32,541
S-Sorry, we haven't...

2107
01:37:32,625 --> 01:37:34,166
But who-who are you?

2108
01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:35,958
I'm Peter. I'm Anne's boyfriend.

2109
01:37:36,041 --> 01:37:38,000
You're Peter?

2110
01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:40,708
- Funny way to say it, I guess.
- So is this a thing now?

2111
01:37:40,791 --> 01:37:42,375
- Oh, no, no, we're just, you know…
- We're on a date.

2112
01:37:42,458 --> 01:37:43,541
Yeah, on a date.

2113
01:37:43,625 --> 01:37:45,583
A weekend-long date.

2114
01:37:45,666 --> 01:37:48,083
Yeah, Anne, what are you, like,
the date length police?

2115
01:37:48,166 --> 01:37:50,625
Oh, Anne, you know Emma?

2116
01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:53,041
- Yeah, they definitely know each other.
- Well, be...

2117
01:37:53,125 --> 01:37:55,833
Yeah, because of, um, the school musical
that she helped out with.

2118
01:37:55,916 --> 01:37:58,583
- That was the one time…
- PETER: Oh, just, sorry, one time.

2119
01:37:58,666 --> 01:38:00,333
- Just maybe the one or twice times, but…
- Good. Yeah. Just one time, really.

2120
01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:02,791
Gosh, I drained my drink.
Anyone else want another?

2121
01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:04,083
- Yes!
- Yes, please.

2122
01:38:04,166 --> 01:38:05,250
Oh, I'm okay, thanks.

2123
01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:07,083
- Oh, okay.
- Um, I'll help you carry 'em.

2124
01:38:07,166 --> 01:38:09,875
- I'm fine.
- No, I insist. Uh…

2125
01:38:10,958 --> 01:38:12,875
Well, that's great. You all are friends.

2126
01:38:12,958 --> 01:38:14,500
- Mm. Yeah.
- Yeah. -Yeah.

2127
01:38:14,583 --> 01:38:15,875
Hey, look, I'm so sorry.

2128
01:38:15,958 --> 01:38:18,083
- I didn't realize you were gonna be here.
- Yeah.

2129
01:38:18,166 --> 01:38:19,375
Let's just go, okay?

2130
01:38:19,458 --> 01:38:20,791
Well, I'm an important part
of Noah's life,

2131
01:38:20,875 --> 01:38:23,250
so he invited me and I came here
and now this is happening.

2132
01:38:23,333 --> 01:38:25,583
No, of course, yeah. It's good to see you.

2133
01:38:27,041 --> 01:38:28,791
But you're dating Logan? I mean, what's…

2134
01:38:28,875 --> 01:38:31,125
We're not... It doesn't mat...
That's none of your business.

2135
01:38:31,208 --> 01:38:32,916
Okay.

2136
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:34,500
Well, why are you here?

2137
01:38:34,583 --> 01:38:37,000
I didn't realize that you guys were
"invite to a wedding" close.

2138
01:38:37,083 --> 01:38:40,125
Well, yeah, we've become pretty tight,
you know? Just…

2139
01:38:40,208 --> 01:38:41,416
Mm. Wow.

2140
01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:44,458
So you got Anne back
and you became best friends with Noah.

2141
01:38:44,541 --> 01:38:46,333
You really made out
like a freaking bandit.

2142
01:38:46,416 --> 01:38:48,333
I'm sorry, Emma.

2143
01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:50,000
I-I didn't know it was
gonna turn out like this.

2144
01:38:50,083 --> 01:38:51,250
- You two been helped?
- Uh…

2145
01:38:51,333 --> 01:38:54,916
Oh, yeah. Can you do, um,
four of the Savannah Fizzes, please?

2146
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,000
Just three of those.
I'll have a dirty Ketel martini, please.

2147
01:38:58,083 --> 01:39:00,333
You got it.

2148
01:39:00,416 --> 01:39:01,916
So how are you?

2149
01:39:03,125 --> 01:39:04,958
I'm fine, Peter.

2150
01:39:05,041 --> 01:39:07,083
Actually, I got a new apartment.

2151
01:39:07,166 --> 01:39:08,208
- You did?
- Yeah.

2152
01:39:08,291 --> 01:39:10,125
- Ah, that's great.
- I know.

2153
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:14,041
And, um, I'm applying to a few
continuing education programs.

2154
01:39:14,125 --> 01:39:16,250
I'm gonna finish my degree, and…

2155
01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:18,250
I decided to become a guidance counselor.

2156
01:39:18,333 --> 01:39:20,791
Oh, my God, that's fantastic, Emma.

2157
01:39:20,875 --> 01:39:22,333
Guidance counselor,
that's, like, the perfect thing for you.

2158
01:39:22,416 --> 01:39:23,500
Thank you.

2159
01:39:27,208 --> 01:39:28,666
Yeah, that's the reason
why they call it Swan Lake.

2160
01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:30,500
Ah. -Ah.

2161
01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:31,958
- Swan Lake story?
- Yeah.

2162
01:39:32,041 --> 01:39:33,666
- Yeah.
- Well, anyways, to, um...

2163
01:39:33,750 --> 01:39:36,541
Oh, to Noah and Janice.

2164
01:39:36,625 --> 01:39:37,708
- Uh, Ginny.
- Oh.

2165
01:39:37,791 --> 01:39:39,000
- Oh, Ginny.
- Yeah.

2166
01:39:39,083 --> 01:39:40,583
- Uh, yeah, it was close. You were close.
- With an "G."

2167
01:39:40,666 --> 01:39:42,208
- Oh. -Yeah.
- Oh, Peter.

2168
01:39:42,291 --> 01:39:43,833
Ginny's uncle's here,

2169
01:39:43,916 --> 01:39:45,750
- the commercial real estate broker I was telling you about.
- Mm.

2170
01:39:45,833 --> 01:39:47,291
- Ah, that'd be great if I could talk to him.
- Yeah.

2171
01:39:47,375 --> 01:39:49,541
- Thanks, man.
- Peter's opening up his own retirement home.

2172
01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:52,708
Yeah, it's super risky to go out
on your own, but he's doing it.

2173
01:39:52,791 --> 01:39:53,916
Uh, yeah.

2174
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,791
I always knew you could.

2175
01:39:55,875 --> 01:39:56,916
Right.

2176
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:58,583
- Yeah, we're proud of him.
- Uh, thanks, pal.

2177
01:39:58,666 --> 01:40:00,500
Noah.

2178
01:40:02,541 --> 01:40:04,125
- Oh.
- Oh. They're ready.

2179
01:40:04,208 --> 01:40:06,000
- Oh. -Oh. All right.
- Congrats. -Wish me luck.

2180
01:40:06,083 --> 01:40:07,916
- Knock 'em dead, champ.
- Get it. -Break a leg.

2181
01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:09,791
- All right.
- All right.

2182
01:40:09,875 --> 01:40:12,291
Oh, happy day.

2183
01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:16,750
I guess we're shipping off, huh?

2184
01:40:16,833 --> 01:40:18,583
Ooh. Let's go look.

2185
01:40:18,666 --> 01:40:20,125
- Yeah.
- Bye.

2186
01:40:20,208 --> 01:40:21,916
- Shall we… -Yeah, bye.
- We'll loo... We'll look out the other window.

2187
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:24,708
- Yeah, good. -Yeah, mm-hmm.
- That way, that way.

2188
01:41:28,375 --> 01:41:30,166
- Hey, hey.
- Hey.

2189
01:41:30,250 --> 01:41:32,416
- I have been looking for ya.
- Yeah?

2190
01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:33,750
Yeah.

2191
01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,083
Hey, what's going on?

2192
01:41:35,166 --> 01:41:36,708
Uh, n-nothing.

2193
01:41:36,791 --> 01:41:38,541
You know, just getting some fresh air.

2194
01:41:39,833 --> 01:41:41,500
You okay?

2195
01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:43,000
I'm fine.

2196
01:41:44,583 --> 01:41:47,583
This isn't because Logan is here, is it?

2197
01:41:47,666 --> 01:41:49,125
Peter.

2198
01:41:50,208 --> 01:41:51,666
- Peter.
- Hey, why did you say

2199
01:41:51,750 --> 01:41:53,833
you always knew
I could start my own company?

2200
01:41:53,916 --> 01:41:56,208
- What?
- Before when we were talking,

2201
01:41:56,291 --> 01:41:57,833
you said you always knew I could do it.

2202
01:41:58,916 --> 01:42:00,708
Right. Because I did.

2203
01:42:00,791 --> 01:42:02,041
No, you didn't.

2204
01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:03,708
- What do you mean?
- You didn't believe in me, Anne.

2205
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:07,125
Why would you say that?

2206
01:42:07,208 --> 01:42:09,208
I mean, Emma believed in me
more than you ever did.

2207
01:42:09,291 --> 01:42:10,750
- Emma?
- Yeah.

2208
01:42:10,833 --> 01:42:11,958
Emma.

2209
01:42:12,041 --> 01:42:13,750
I'm sorry. Uh…

2210
01:42:15,416 --> 01:42:17,166
Wait, what does this have to do with Emma?

2211
01:42:17,250 --> 01:42:19,083
Wait, Pet... Peter!

2212
01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:21,416
Emma.

2213
01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,500
- Huh?
- Look, I am so sorry.

2214
01:42:23,583 --> 01:42:25,416
- What?
- About blowing you off and saying we can't hang out.

2215
01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,500
I miss you.

2216
01:42:26,583 --> 01:42:28,208
- I miss you so much.
- What?

2217
01:42:28,291 --> 01:42:29,625
- Uh, listen, we…
- Peter, are you…

2218
01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:31,250
…we know each other
better than I let on, okay?

2219
01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:32,333
We're-we're friends.

2220
01:42:32,416 --> 01:42:34,208
- We're not friends. You used me.
- That's not true, Emma.

2221
01:42:34,291 --> 01:42:35,958
- Used her for what?
- No, I didn't.

2222
01:42:36,041 --> 01:42:37,666
- We used each other.
- I don't want to do this, Peter.

2223
01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:39,333
- Emma, please. Please wait.
- We're at a wedding.

2224
01:42:39,416 --> 01:42:43,041
L-Look, remember what you told me
about how the-the slow burn

2225
01:42:43,125 --> 01:42:46,666
that gets under your skin, you said that
that's the rarest kind of person, Emma?

2226
01:42:48,416 --> 01:42:50,541
You're my slow burn.

2227
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,000
Okay, I'm gonna need somebody to tell me
what the fuck is going on right now!

2228
01:42:55,083 --> 01:42:56,166
- Whoa, whoa.
- Hi, guys.

2229
01:42:56,250 --> 01:42:57,375
Hey, guys, what the hell's going on?

2230
01:42:57,458 --> 01:42:59,500
- I think she's sleeping with my boyfriend.
- No.

2231
01:42:59,583 --> 01:43:01,291
- Okay, calm down. I'm not sleeping with anyone.
- It's…

2232
01:43:01,375 --> 01:43:02,833
- Yeah, that's not what this is.
- Then what?

2233
01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:05,041
- What is this?
- Hi. What's going on?

2234
01:43:05,125 --> 01:43:06,125
Oh. Uh…

2235
01:43:06,208 --> 01:43:07,708
- Don't.
- Okay.

2236
01:43:07,791 --> 01:43:08,916
- No, don't.
- It's fine.

2237
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:12,708
Peter and I became friends
after we both got dumped.

2238
01:43:12,791 --> 01:43:14,000
No, don't do this.

2239
01:43:14,083 --> 01:43:18,625
We decided to help each other…

2240
01:43:18,708 --> 01:43:20,500
…win you both back.

2241
01:43:20,583 --> 01:43:24,291
And my job was to break up you and Logan,

2242
01:43:24,375 --> 01:43:28,166
and his job was to break up you and Ginny.

2243
01:43:30,458 --> 01:43:32,458
It sounds crazy
when she says it like that.

2244
01:43:32,541 --> 01:43:34,750
- That is so fucked.
- What the fuck?

2245
01:43:34,833 --> 01:43:36,125
Hold on.

2246
01:43:36,208 --> 01:43:38,833
So were you even in Little Shop
in high school?

2247
01:43:41,166 --> 01:43:44,000
Oh. So you're insane.

2248
01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:45,291
Great.

2249
01:43:48,833 --> 01:43:50,458
Noah, you need to get
these people out of here.

2250
01:43:50,541 --> 01:43:51,625
Please, right now.

2251
01:43:51,708 --> 01:43:53,375
Okay, but we're on a boat.

2252
01:43:53,458 --> 01:43:55,208
Okay, well, just figure it out!

2253
01:43:55,291 --> 01:43:58,041
Listen, we-we thought
you were the loves of our lives,

2254
01:43:58,125 --> 01:43:59,625
and we just wanted to get you back.

2255
01:43:59,708 --> 01:44:01,250
And you got her, Peter.

2256
01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:02,625
But I made a mistake, Emma.

2257
01:44:02,708 --> 01:44:04,916
You got to be kidding me.

2258
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:06,375
You abandoned me.

2259
01:44:06,458 --> 01:44:08,083
After everything?

2260
01:44:08,166 --> 01:44:10,166
We were so close. You…

2261
01:44:10,250 --> 01:44:12,166
It was so easy for you
to just forget about me.

2262
01:44:12,250 --> 01:44:14,541
No, it-it really wasn't.

2263
01:44:14,625 --> 01:44:15,708
You're too late.

2264
01:44:15,791 --> 01:44:18,125
You're not who I thought you were.

2265
01:44:18,208 --> 01:44:21,666
And maybe I'm your slow burn,
but you're not mine.

2266
01:44:28,250 --> 01:44:30,083
Screw you, Peter.

2267
01:44:34,041 --> 01:44:36,916
Noah, let me just say one-one thing.

2268
01:45:06,041 --> 01:45:07,291
Anne?

2269
01:45:09,458 --> 01:45:11,000
Anne, are you awake?

2270
01:45:14,625 --> 01:45:17,500
Yes, but I'm not speaking to you.

2271
01:45:21,208 --> 01:45:22,916
That's okay. Uh…

2272
01:45:25,375 --> 01:45:27,541
I'd just like to say some stuff,
all right?

2273
01:45:35,791 --> 01:45:37,125
You know, even…

2274
01:45:39,166 --> 01:45:41,750
…even though we're really mad
at each other right now…

2275
01:45:45,208 --> 01:45:48,541
…I don't regret spending
all those years together.

2276
01:45:48,625 --> 01:45:50,458
Not even a little.

2277
01:45:52,125 --> 01:45:54,250
We built a home together.

2278
01:45:57,541 --> 01:46:02,750
All of our grandparents and two sickly
cats died while we were together, and…

2279
01:46:02,833 --> 01:46:06,125
I think we really loved each other a lot.

2280
01:46:06,208 --> 01:46:08,083
That makes me feel lucky.

2281
01:46:10,458 --> 01:46:14,083
And if you want to say how you feel,
I-I think that'd be nice.

2282
01:46:27,208 --> 01:46:30,625
I thought dating Logan
was gonna turn me into this…

2283
01:46:32,291 --> 01:46:36,250
…free-spirited artist
that I so dreamt of being.

2284
01:46:36,333 --> 01:46:39,041
But maybe that's not me.

2285
01:46:39,125 --> 01:46:43,291
Maybe I'm sort of a uptight woman
that teaches English

2286
01:46:43,375 --> 01:46:47,583
and loves to talk about theater
and does not do threesomes, and…

2287
01:46:49,416 --> 01:46:51,333
…that's okay.

2288
01:46:51,416 --> 01:46:53,375
It's more than okay.

2289
01:46:53,458 --> 01:46:55,791
It suits you perfectly.

2290
01:46:57,458 --> 01:46:59,416
I feel lucky, too, Peter.

2291
01:47:02,083 --> 01:47:03,375
Thanks.

2292
01:47:06,208 --> 01:47:08,833
Except that time that you got a woman
to break up me and my new boyfriend.

2293
01:47:08,916 --> 01:47:10,333
I don't feel lucky about that time.

2294
01:47:10,416 --> 01:47:12,416
Uh, nor should you.

2295
01:47:17,333 --> 01:47:18,791
Good to see y'all.

2296
01:47:20,708 --> 01:47:22,875
Noah.

2297
01:47:22,958 --> 01:47:24,458
Hold on.

2298
01:47:24,541 --> 01:47:26,458
- Emma…
- Wait. Uh, no, no, I-I get it.

2299
01:47:26,541 --> 01:47:27,750
Just a sec.

2300
01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:34,333
I am so sorry for everything.

2301
01:47:34,416 --> 01:47:36,333
I need you to know
I was in a really bad place.

2302
01:47:36,416 --> 01:47:37,833
And I'm not saying that's an excuse.

2303
01:47:37,916 --> 01:47:41,833
It's not, but… I'm sorry.

2304
01:47:41,916 --> 01:47:45,250
Um… and that's all.

2305
01:47:46,333 --> 01:47:47,500
Uh, okay, hold on.

2306
01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,583
You know what I don't understand?

2307
01:47:49,666 --> 01:47:52,291
A lot of the time when we were together,
you seemed bored.

2308
01:47:52,375 --> 01:47:54,875
I mean, I'm not that funny,

2309
01:47:54,958 --> 01:47:58,458
and you hated talking about nutrition.

2310
01:47:59,666 --> 01:48:01,625
Were we even that compatible?

2311
01:48:03,208 --> 01:48:04,916
No, I don't think we were.

2312
01:48:06,375 --> 01:48:08,625
So why did you want me back so bad?

2313
01:48:10,208 --> 01:48:13,458
Oh, I think I just wanted
the search to be over.

2314
01:48:13,541 --> 01:48:15,916
But maybe you can't force it.

2315
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:18,291
Maybe you just have to do
the best you can on your own,

2316
01:48:18,375 --> 01:48:24,000
and if you do a really good job
and you're lucky,

2317
01:48:24,083 --> 01:48:26,208
then you find someone.

2318
01:48:26,291 --> 01:48:27,791
The way you found Ginny.

2319
01:48:30,333 --> 01:48:31,583
Yeah.

2320
01:48:31,666 --> 01:48:34,000
So, good job.

2321
01:48:35,833 --> 01:48:37,333
But I mean it.

2322
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:46,666
- You take care, okay?
- 'Kay.

2323
01:48:46,750 --> 01:48:48,166
And stay away from my wife.

2324
01:48:49,875 --> 01:48:51,375
I'm serious.

2325
01:48:51,458 --> 01:48:52,875
Okay.

2326
01:48:59,958 --> 01:49:01,250
Yes.

2327
01:49:01,333 --> 01:49:03,291
How was your stay?

2328
01:49:03,375 --> 01:49:04,583
Oh, very, very bad.

2329
01:49:04,666 --> 01:49:05,666
Yeah.

2330
01:49:11,791 --> 01:49:13,541
Oh. Hi.

2331
01:49:19,083 --> 01:49:21,416
How are you? Right this way.

2332
01:49:21,500 --> 01:49:23,500
Thank you. Can I see your ticket?

2333
01:49:23,583 --> 01:49:25,125
Perfect.

2334
01:49:44,666 --> 01:49:45,833
Ladies and gentlemen,

2335
01:49:45,916 --> 01:49:48,708
the captain has turned on
the "fasten seat belt" sign.

2336
01:49:48,791 --> 01:49:51,583
Please return to your seats
and keep your seat belt fastened.

2337
01:49:51,666 --> 01:49:52,875
Thank you.

2338
01:50:26,291 --> 01:50:27,791
Folks, this is your captain speaking.

2339
01:50:27,875 --> 01:50:30,208
Nothing to worry about.
Just a sudden air pocket there.

2340
01:50:30,291 --> 01:50:32,250
But everything's gonna be just fine.

2341
01:50:32,333 --> 01:50:34,583
You can remove those oxygen masks now.

2342
01:50:35,305 --> 01:51:35,688
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