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<i>Warning.</i>

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<i>The stunts in this movie</i>
<i>were performed by professionals,</i>

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<i>so for your safety</i>
<i>and the protection of those around you,</i>

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<i>do not attempt</i>
<i>any of the stunts you're about to see.</i>

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Yeah, dude.

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Damn.

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-You all right?

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-Wow.
-All right.

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-Oh my<i>…</i>

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Here we go. Here we go. Steve-O.

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-Holy fuck.

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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to <i>Jackass</i>.

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No!

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-Come on. Just come on.
-Shit.

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-There we go! There we go!

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-A double whammy!
-Oh shit!

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-Get it off!
-He got a double whammy!

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-Oh! Get it off! Please get it off!
-I can't!

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-Oh my God!
-I'm trying!

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-He won't stop! He won't stop!
-Oh, please!

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-I'm trying!
-Please!

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He's bleeding.

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Please! Oh my God!
Please let me outta here! Crap!

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-C'mon!

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-Oh my God! Fuck you, Jeff!

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Hello. My name's Johnny Knoxville,
and I'm about to end this movie.

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-What?

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-First of all, let me say this.

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We've made every <i>Jackass</i> movie
like it's the last one.

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We always take on that attitude.
"This is the last one."

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We did that after the first movie.
We did it after the second movie.

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We did it after the third movie.

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And after the third movie,
I truly did believe that was the last one.

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Oh my God! Look in the mirror.

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-A grown man. Yes.

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And, uh, I got a call
from Knoxville, and he's like, "Hey."

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"I think, I'm…"

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"I wanna do another <i>Jackass </i>movie."
I'm like, "Holy shit."

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I don't know.
I just had a feeling, y'know?

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I'd been writing it
for ten years, since the last one.

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And I just got looking through
all the ideas one day,

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and I thought,
"These would really be fun to shoot."

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Then I got that feeling,
which I couldn't get rid of until we shot.

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I was 100% sure that the ship had sailed

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and that we would never make
<i>Jackass</i> again.

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Then all of a sudden,
outta nowhere, after a decade,

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Knoxville says, "I'm ready to go again."

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Yeah, I know. Totally blindsided me.

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But I was stoked. God.

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-How you doing?
-Good morning.

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-All right. Good to see you.
-Good to see you.

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We all knew
we wanted to bring in some new blood,

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but I wanted to also make sure

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we had the original cast
and get them represented.

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They had to be on board with it too.

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-Yeah, Wee Man. Good morning.
-Yeah, man.

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-Yeah, Johnny.
-What's goin' on?

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<i>And then,</i>
<i>as far as finding new cast,</i>

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<i>we just reached out to friends.</i>

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This man right here, Trip Taylor,
is the reason we have this man, Poopies.

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-Legend.
-Yeah.

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Lookin' for some fresh blood,
and Trip's like, "You gotta meet Poopies."

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He's just so lovable and dumb.

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Ow.

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Which is a really good mix for <i>Jackass</i>.

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Hey, I'm Jasper,
and I'm gonna jump off this ramp.

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I met Jasper in 2010,

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when we started shooting a show
called <i>Loiter Squad</i> together.

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I knew he'd fit right in.

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-You a'ight, Jasper?
-Victory is mine!

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I learned about Zach
from the World Wide Web.

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You'd see these gnarly videos
of a… larger fellow

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doing really outrageous stunts.

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This is the Suicide Vest.

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Yeah, Zach won everybody over.

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Fuck!

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Jesus Christ.

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And how'd you find Rachel?

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I just liked her Instagram.
I thought she was funny.

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My mom, she was the judge
that put O.J. Simpson in prison.

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-What the--
-Yeah.

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So basically, O.J. Simpson
got sent to prison

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by the same woman who sent me to my room.

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-But we got out.

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-This is Eric Manaka.
-Mm-hmm.

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Eric,
did you think when I cast you

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for that film in South Africa

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that you would be standing here today?

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-Never in a million years.
-Covered in semen?

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With semen in my mouth, currently.

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-Mm-hmm.

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-You've hit the big time, kid.

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-Hi, Mum.
-Ooh. Sorry, Mom.

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So we got
this great new cast together,

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but I think we still all
had some questions.

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And then, you know, there's,
like, there's trepidation just on,

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y'know, how we're older now.

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-Like, is it still funny?
-Yeah, I was skeptical. I was… I mean…

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-You were the most skeptical.
-I was very skeptical--

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We came to you. We were all psyched.
Then you were like, "Uh…"

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It was like, "We have to prove it
to ourselves that it's a good idea."

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So let's shoot
a couple days but not commit,

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and let it tell us that it's a movie.

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The first thing we wanted to shoot
was a bit that Steve-O shot a while ago,

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just to see if the new guys
could really, y'know, keep up.

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First of all,
thank you, guys, for being here.

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-Yeah.
-Bear with me.

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This is the first intro
I've done in ten years, I think, so…

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-Wow.
-Holy shit.

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-Oh, stop. Stop. Please stop.

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All right.

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This is Fire in the Hole.

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There's other hot sauces, but this is his.

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Wee Man's Chronic Tacos.

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-For the best in hot sauce enemas.

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The old taste of Mexico.

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Let's, uh…
let's assume the positions, fellas.

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-I… Goddamn.

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I don't know
where I'm gonna put it in at, Preston.

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There might be
some, uh, scrounging around a little.

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Okay, everybody insert.

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Sorry, bro!

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-Oh my God, kid.

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You gotta make sure it goes up.
It's in his butthole.

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-To the left! Too much air!
-To the left! The fuckin' left!

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Oh my God! No, you're too low!
Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!

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Are you ready?

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-You can put it in yourself.
-Hot sauce is goin' in!

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Are you ready?

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-It's not goin' down!
-Hey!

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-It's not goin' down!

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-I don't have any.
-Oh, Poopies' is going down.

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-Oh no!

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-Slowly going in.
-It burning?

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-It's burning!
-It's not going!

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There you go.

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-Oh, fucking fuck!
-It's all over my hands now. Ugh.

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-Yours isn't goin' in either!
-Oh shit!

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-Oh God!
-Jesus!

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Ehren.

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-Here, try this pump.
-Okay, we got a pump.

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Guys! I got shit on my hands!

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-One second.
-We gotta let-- Go on, Spike.

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-Okay, are you in, Jaws?
-I'm in.

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Oh no!

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Fuckin' put it in my eye!

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-Guys, watch it. Whoo.

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-Yeah.
-Oh God.

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-Here's some relief, fellas. There you go.
-Yes.

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-What flavor you need?
-I want one.

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PJ, please.

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-He needs a poopsicle real quick.
-There, Preston.

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-Who-- There you go, Poopies.
-Thank you, sir.

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-Relieve your ass.
-Jaws, are you okay?

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-It feels so much better.
-It does feel way better.

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-Great.
-Good. Doin' the trick.

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-Oh, yeah.

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You dare me to do this?

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Ass to mouth. ATM!

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-My God!
-Wanna see something? Watch.

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-Oh God!

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Oh shit.

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-It's gonna be a fucked-up movie.
-Yeah.

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In hindsight, it was like an initiation.

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It was like, if you can get through this,
then you can, y'know?

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If you don't storm off set going,
"Nothin' doing,"

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then it shows that you're down.

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I didn't know what to expect with <i>Jackass.</i>

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'Cause it was this weird feeling
of, "I've known you guys my whole life."

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But also, "Oh my God."

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"I can't believe
I'm here with them in person."

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We're gonna have a little competition
between Preston Lacy and Zach Holmes.

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Who can do the biggest long jump?

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All competitors follow our instructions
as the gospel truth.

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We frown on poor sportsmanship,
gambling, and slang.

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-Okay.
-All right. Get in our positions!

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Oh God.

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-Fuck, I'm prime time! I'm prime time!
-We are fucked.

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-He's like, "I'm fucked."
-Stretch it out, Zach. Stretch.

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-Right there. There's the--
-You guys are in the sweet spot.

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Man, I'm right in there.

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-Planned this out well.
-I'm makin' muscles.

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-I just wasn't thinking, and whoop-de-do.

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All right. Good luck.

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-Zachary, are you ready?
-I'm ready.

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Okay.

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C'mon!

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Oh!

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Fuckin' God!

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Got kneed right in… Oh God.

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-How much do you weigh?
-Like, fuckin' 400 pounds.

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-Oh shit!
-Approximately.

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-Oh no. Oh no.

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Fuck you, P!

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-Fuckin' dying.

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-Dude, I think he's cryin'.
-You went and hit me so hard.

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-Oh my God.

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Oh. Now, that was
a straight knee to the nuts.

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Sorry, Wee Man.

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Judging this contest
is next to impossible.

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There's only one way to really find out
which athlete's day will be today,

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and that's if they run simultaneously.

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-Goddamn it!

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Oh, that hurt.
That hurt quite a lot.

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Oh shit.

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That was fun.

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The athleticism was dazzling.

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-It was magnificent.
-No.

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The judges
have, uh, assessed the results,

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and it's obvious
the clear winner today is diabetes, but…

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-Wow.

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I think by halfway through the first day,
we were like, "Oh, this just feels great."

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-He just--
-Oh my God. That's amazing.

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I mean, it just felt good immediately.

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Everyone was psyched.

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-Everyone was in a good mood.

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It was just--
We were getting great stuff.

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A lot of those bits
from the test wound up in the movie.

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-Mom, I'm sorry.
-You don't wanna play, Jasper?

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It's cool.

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The plexi penis smush.

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Oh my gosh.
This is where I was like, "Okay."

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"Things are gettin'
a little too gnarly right now."

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"Things are goin' too far."

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But I had to do it.

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First time I've ever shown my dick
on camera.

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I've for sure never seen
a dick that flat in my life.

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It was like science class.

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You just learn something new.
What the dick can do.

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My name's Johnny Knoxville,
and this is Dong-Pong.

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-Gentlemen. There you go.
-Thank you.

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-Holy shit.

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-Ah.
-Hey, try and get the ball.

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-Ow! Go get that!
-Get it, get it.

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-Dude.

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-Oh my God.
-Fifteen, love.

239
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,187
-We just gotta take a breath.

240
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,732
Look each other in the eyes.
Get in sync.

241
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,358
Ping-pong, rally on.

242
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,401
M'kay.

243
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,486
-Yeah!

244
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,238
-Oh!

245
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,948
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Victors!

246
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,868
Let's try this.
This is like a mini tug-of-war. See how…

247
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,328
-Back up.
-Oh.

248
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,662
-Ow.
-Oh, dear.

249
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,748
-Ow! Oh my God! Ow!

250
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,754
-Ow! Oh my God! Ow!

251
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,340
It's a slider! Oh my God!

252
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,966
That was my first day,

253
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,887
meeting everyone and then seeing
all of their dicks and their buttholes.

254
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,598
And then it felt like family after that.

255
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,726
-That's a wrap on this test.
-Sorry, sorry.

256
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,019
Amazing job, everyone.

257
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,812
Thank you, everybody.

258
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,942
<i>And so, after the two-day shoot,</i>

259
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,903
<i>me, Spike, and Knoxville all said,</i>
<i>"It's a go."</i>

260
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,238
<i>"And it's definitely… It feels right."</i>

261
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:53,702
<i>So, we officially began shooting</i>
<i>the movie on March 3, 2020.</i>

262
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,912
Here they come.

263
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,540
Yeah, legend.

264
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,210
-What up?
-What's up? How are you?

265
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,420
-Good, and yourself?
-Good, man. I'm ready.

266
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,465
Got the boys here.
We got the crew. First stunt of the year.

267
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,176
Um, first stunt of the movie, actually.

268
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,552
-Yeah, Cordell.
-'Sup, buddy?

269
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,845
-How're you?
-Great to see you.

270
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,348
Good to see you.
So, yeah, we're on. Good to see you.

271
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,685
Yeah, man.
Are you excited to get things picked up?

272
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,894
Dude, I'm so excited.

273
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,772
I've been waitin'
pretty much my whole life for this, so…

274
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,316
I mean, we're…
I'm workin' with legends right here.

275
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,609
I mean, it's crazy.

276
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,902
I'm excited.

277
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,572
Can you guess who I am, Dimitry?

278
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,658
-Who?
-Can you--? I'm Tesla.

279
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,786
Tesla's under-admired.

280
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,373
And this is going to do
nothing to help that.

281
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,166
All right.

282
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,796
This is our friend James,
an esteemed scientist.

283
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,047
-You're a scientist?
-Yes.

284
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,090
What is that?

285
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,591
That is an electric eel.

286
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,344
-They can put out up to 600 volts.

287
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,847
So, the idea
for the electric eel was that,

288
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,726
"Can electricity come
from this animal, go through somebody,

289
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,020
and into a metal key
and then into somebody else?"

290
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:01,937
Yeah.

291
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:02,938
That was funny.

292
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,607
Oh, man. Wee Man tryin' to do intros?

293
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,486
He could not get those intros right,
and it was so satisfying.

294
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:14,783
Hi. I'm Benjamin Franklin,
father of electricity,

295
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,036
and this is an electric eel.

296
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,164
Countrymen, natives…

297
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,498
-Wait, no.

298
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,583
-Romans.
-Friends.

299
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,709
-Friends.
-Romans.

300
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,627
-Romans and countrymen.
-Countrymen.

301
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,298
Friends, Romans, and countrymen,

302
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,300
show me your rears.

303
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,387
<i>Lend </i>me your ears.

304
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,015
-Show him your rear!
-<i>Lend </i>me your ears.

305
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,185
Friends, Romans,
and countrymen, lend me your ears.

306
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,439
-Okay. Oh, yeah.
-Ready? Yes.

307
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:50,319
Friends, Romans, and Ehren,
lend me your rear.

308
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,905
-Oh gosh!

309
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:53,822
It did.

310
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,533
-Jesus!
-Are you ready?

311
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,626
Keep it on there, Wee Man.
Get the key in.

312
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,926
Did it work?

313
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,596
-Yeah, it worked. We got electricity, man.
-What? Fuckin' key, man.

314
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,473
What do you think the lights are on for?

315
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,229
We learned that electric eels
do conduct enough electricity

316
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,649
to go through Wee Man,
into a key, into a butthole.

317
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,527
It's like, we learned important things.
Science things.

318
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,279
-Yeah. Who knew?
-Who knew?

319
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,115
We ended that day on a high.

320
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,158
And I remember

321
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,621
going home that night,
and it was my birthday.

322
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,748
And I got a call from Spike,

323
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,876
and I'm like, "Oh, Spike's callin'
to wish me happy birthday."

324
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,670
-And he's like, "Hey man."

325
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:53,674
"Uh,
we're going to shut down."

326
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,426
I'm like, "What do you mean?"
He goes, "COVID."

327
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:01,181
And I was-- I just couldn't wrap my head
around us shutting down.

328
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,642
We didn't know
if it was gonna be for two weeks,

329
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,519
if it was gonna be for a month.

330
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,814
-Exposure to someone positive?
-No.

331
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,899
All right.
You're gonna get swabbed twice.

332
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,819
So if you need to blow your nose,
go ahead and do so now.

333
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,362
Because of the coronavirus,

334
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:19,032
today is our first day
filming again in seven months.

335
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,910
-Notice anything different?
-A funny thing happened.

336
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,663
When we came back,
Johnny Knoxville had gray hair.

337
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,166
-Thank you. We're good?
-You're okay.

338
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,208
All right.

339
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:32,588
I'm all safe to shoot
a very dangerous film.

340
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,134
And then, we're one of the first movies
in Los Angeles that's back up and running.

341
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,469
Good morning. Whoo. Day one.

342
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,514
And we're almost like guinea pigs.
Like, it was tricky.

343
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,725
And we had to get tested every day.

344
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,060
There was just
a whole new set of safety protocols.

345
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,438
-Steve-O just coughed.

346
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,942
-I'll get Ebola.

347
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,820
So, let's use that to our advantage.
Like, let's…

348
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,156
Let's throw a COVID safety meeting.

349
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,118
This is Don,
our "COVID safety officer" for today.

350
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,581
He will be running the guys through
some safety precautions while on set.

351
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,043
And, uh, man, I just hope it goes well.

352
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,756
There's Pontius, Zach.

353
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,633
Well, my name's Don Ruffin.

354
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,010
I'm a COVID-19 compliance officer.

355
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,512
I'm here to help implement
the standards by the CDC

356
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,181
to help you get-- keep you guys safe.

357
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,016
So, we wanna keep the crew--

358
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,064
Oh my God!

359
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,944
What the fuck, you asshole?

360
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,822
Jesus Christ! Fuck!

361
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,160
I thought
the world was ending for a second.

362
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,414
I thought that was a COVID test.

363
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,667
Aren't we supposed
to take this shit seriously?

364
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,544
That was a real good way
to get back into… 

365
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,506
And at that moment,
I truly realized, like,

366
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,424
we're fucked.

367
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,718
Like, anything goes.

368
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,098
Uh, we, as, uh, the cast,
are basically gonna just be

369
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,767
tortured for the next year.

370
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,852
-Whatever.
-Oh my God.

371
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,189
That was the first thing
we shot back from COVID.

372
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,441
So already, the guys were on their toes.

373
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,610
And plus, with the new protocols,

374
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,571
they knew we weren't gonna be able
to shoot as much man on the street,

375
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,616
so we were gonna take that out
on the cast.

376
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,910
Hi. What's up, everybody?
My name's Poopies.

377
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,496
I'm the newest member
of the <i>Jackass 4</i> crew.

378
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,291
What is gonna change
about your life once this comes out?

379
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,167
Well, I think that, um…

380
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,546
Well, one thing that I think
is gonna change in my life is, uh,

381
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,381
the fame.

382
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,509
But I don't let that get to me, dude.

383
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,721
I just wanna be by the beach,
surfin' and chasin' chicks my whole life.

384
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,099
So, I mean,
that's gonna be definitely a plus,

385
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,227
but I just wanna make
more… more projects and film more--

386
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,523
Oh my gosh, dude.

387
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,151
-Oh, bro!
-Are you okay?

388
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,529
-Are you okay?
-Oh my gosh! That was a good slap, dude.

389
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,782
Holy shit.
Knoxville, good morning.

390
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,743
I'm always on edge
when I'm on set because,

391
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,536
y'know, anything can be a prank.

392
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,706
What the fuck?

393
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,959
-What the fuck?
-Oh my God!

394
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,377
I knew it!

395
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,671
-I fuckin' knew it!
-Oh my God!

396
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:23,425
Like, this could be a prank right now.
I don't fuckin' know.

397
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,052
-You know?

398
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,721
And every-- Nothing is real.

399
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,390
-Let's lay it down.
-What the fuck?

400
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,443
Sorry. It's so nerve-racking in here.

401
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:45,489
What's the grossest bit
that was shot so far in this movie?

402
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:46,907
Huh.

403
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,701
-Oh.

404
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:56,875
Jesus.

405
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,668
-Jeez.

406
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,755
That was five gallons of horse semen!

407
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,387
-Clear.

408
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:13,392
-I'll fuck you up!

409
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,394
They told me
they was doing something. I forgot.

410
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,020
Sayin' they were scaring somebody else.

411
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,689
Next thing you know, I'm locked in a room.

412
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,234
But I never imagined
they'd put me in a room with a bear.

413
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,945
-Hey, man!

414
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,739
-Hey, hey!

415
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:31,410
Hey, get that fuckin' bear, bro!
Hey! Aw, shit.

416
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,121
-Hey, man! What the fuck, bro?

417
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,498
-He's trying to hide!

418
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,670
-Help! Hey, man, get this damn thing, bro!
-<i>Dark Shark.</i>

419
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,423
My dad's in there
with a bear right now.

420
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,384
Dark Shark,
those trees aren't real.

421
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,760
You can't climb them.

422
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,477
He's biting me! He bit me!

423
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:02,149
Throughout the years, y'know,
I slowly developed more and more PTSD,

424
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,318
just like any of the other guys,
about what's really happening

425
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,778
or if we're getting pranked.

426
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,822
And I'm gonna have to say that that came,

427
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,116
for me, at a height
at <i>Silence of the Lambs</i>.

428
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,452
-That was… They took it too far.

429
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,786
Doggone it!

430
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,079
Oh fuck!

431
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:21,460
We got locked in a pitch-black room
and tortured for like 20 minutes straight.

432
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,836
It was terrifying.

433
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,046
Hey, what do you guys
want us to do--? Ow!

434
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,798
Ow! Ow!

435
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,259
-You guys are fuckin' assholes!
-Guess!

436
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,847
I hope it's funny, but, man, to be
in that moment, it was… it was…

437
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,807
It was like…

438
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,936
I thought I was gonna die,
and not a… a painless death.

439
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:44,274
That was… I don't remember
being that scared, like, maybe ever.

440
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,067
Fuck!

441
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,115
Oh, man, dude. I still don't…

442
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,618
It's so hard to trust.
Is it over? Is it over?

443
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,785
It's over.

444
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,205
-It's over, bro.

445
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:02,042
I'm scared of what you guys do,
you guys go through.

446
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,377
-Like, no one's safe.

447
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,796
-Fuck! Why?

448
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,260
And, uh, I was, like,
kind of scared every time I showed up.

449
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,763
I was, like…
I was very nervous the first day.

450
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,892
-Get your temperature taken.

451
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,686
All right.
You're all good. There.

452
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,859
Thank you.

453
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,154
-Actually, I'm gonna pee quick.
-We're ready.

454
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,657
-I'm gonna pee.
-Oh, okay. Go.

455
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:44,751
-I fuckin' knew it! I fuckin' knew it!

456
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:47,629
-I knew it. I knew it, you motherfucker.

457
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,006
I fuckin' knew it!

458
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,259
-Yeah!

459
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,344
-Yeah!
-Fired up!

460
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,389
-That thing caught on fire, dude.

461
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:01,017
-Oh my God! Oh my God!
-I peed, like, all over myself.

462
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:04,938
Went into the porta-potty,
and it fuckin' exploded. 

463
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,566
Like, hook, line, and sinker.

464
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,485
Like, I produce pranks
for a living.

465
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:15,240
And the whole cast
plays it so well, I had no idea.

466
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,408
It's one of those things.

467
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,160
When you watch it growing up,
you're in love with it,

468
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,373
but when you're actually there on set,
you're like, "This is fuckin' hardcore."

469
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,500
Hello, governor.

470
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:30,505
We're here with Eric André,
world-famous elephant hunter.

471
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,091
And we're gonna do
a little big-game hunting today.

472
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:37,012
This might be
the diphtheria, but they look delicious.

473
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,140
-That's fuckin' gnarly.
-Which way are we gonna go?

474
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,559
If there's one thing
any schoolboy knows,

475
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,978
it's hunting big game requires a big gun.

476
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,773
This is a bad day
to be an elephant.

477
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,191
So bad.

478
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,152
It appears they're linked together.

479
00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:54,321
-Is that how they snog?

480
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,574
Oi! Dead ahead.

481
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,576
-Aim for the mother!
-Hup, hup!

482
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:00,744
Okay!

483
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,745
Powder!

484
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:05,123
-Thrust, thrust.
-And fire when ready.

485
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,210
Got one!

486
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,630
-Oh!

487
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:14,674
Twenty pound sterling bounty
on the baby elephant.

488
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,344
Twenty quid for a baby?
Are you mad?

489
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,305
-Oh fuck!

490
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,640
He's feisty.

491
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,226
He'll make a fine decoration
for the sitting room. Ha ha ha!

492
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,354
-Fully reloaded!

493
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,731
They're getting tired.
We've got 'em tired.

494
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,399
God save the Queen.

495
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,151
-Got him!

496
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,236
You got him
square in the bojangles.

497
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,613
Right in the ivory!

498
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:38,323
-Incoming!
-He's down!

499
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,700
Motherfucker, dudes.

500
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,244
Would someone provide this elephant
with a veterinarian?

501
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,704
He seems hurt.

502
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:47,248
-Keep shooting. What are we doin'?

503
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,583
We gotta get it again.

504
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,253
We don't have this yet. Like…
Can you take another? You're all right.

505
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,756
My favorite part of that
is Knoxville trying to get you

506
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,801
to go talk
to the elephants, who are upset.

507
00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,844
And I feel like
that's a big part of the thing.

508
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,555
You guys are like--
You're good cop, bad cop.

509
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,683
You need to go talk to the elephants.

510
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,101
-They're good.
-They're good.

511
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,395
-Preston's good to go?
-Preston, you're good, right?

512
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,480
I don't know.
It's startin' to swell up.

513
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:14,901
-Ah, fuck. It hurts so bad. Oh, shit.
-Let's reset. We're goin' again.

514
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,821
-Let's go after the bull.
-You guys are thirsty.

515
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:21,032
-You're around your watering hole.
-You guys go on one leg. Go on one leg.

516
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,951
-Just happy.
-Move the camera.

517
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:26,162
Show them. The elephants
need to be on this side of the pond--

518
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,040
-Fuck!
-Good show!

519
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:34,337
Right in the fuckin' tuchus!

520
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,758
It's weird, though.
They don't like seeing me get hit or hurt.

521
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:39,843
-Really?
-Yeah.

522
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:42,470
-What are you talkin' about?
-Yeah, what are you talking about?

523
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,266
What? Everyone cheers when,
like, I stun-gun you or, like…

524
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,602
People were so happy
when you got shot by the elephant gun.

525
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,020
-Yeah.
-Are we ready?

526
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856
I'm sorry. I'm on cloud nine.

527
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:56,526
-I dropped my accent and everything.

528
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,653
Show me what you got here.
Oh my God.

529
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,113
That thing hurt.

530
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,866
But then our hunt
was rudely interrupted by an explosion.

531
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:06,453
I think-- Was it Ehren
that was blasted out of the toilet?

532
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,333
-Okay!

533
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,419
-Get him!
-Okay. Put the gun down!

534
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,504
-Gun down.
-It's loaded. It's hot!

535
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,883
What the fuck! Ah, goddamn it!

536
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,594
Seriously?

537
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:23,762
Fuck you guys!

538
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,764
-Yeah! We got Ehren!
-Holy shit!

539
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,312
-It got you?
-What do you mean, did it get me?

540
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:35,732
We were shooting in the field,
and we saw a huge fireball from over here.

541
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,817
Everyone dropped the whole bit
and started running.

542
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,486
Are you fuckin' kidding me?

543
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,073
-Okay.
-What are you, Johnny?

544
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:47,494
I'm a fuckin' flamingo. What do you think?

545
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,828
What? I dunno.

546
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,247
So, what's gonna happen here
is we're swinging.

547
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:55,251
And they're coming down,
and they're gonna get in our way.

548
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,961
But our goal is to really damage them,

549
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,298
and their goal is to,
uh, somehow avoid us,

550
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,633
but they're not going to.

551
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:05,261
I'm Jasper,
and this is the Swingset Gauntlet.

552
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,472
-Mya!
-Ooh-whee!

553
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,224
-Nya!

554
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,477
-That's your cow sound?
-That's your, uh…

555
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,146
-Yeah, I'm a different type of cow.

556
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,191
I wanna see a little pelican head
go flyin' across the yard.

557
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,528
Look at the pelican fly!
Come on, pelican!

558
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,946
All right, start pumpin'.

559
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,406
You had me at "start pumpin'."

560
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,624
-Watch your head!

561
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,545
Oh my God.

562
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,799
-Oh.

563
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,680
Are you okay?

564
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,265
Holy…

565
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,519
-Are you okay?
-Dude.

566
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,522
-Holy shit!
-Are you all right?

567
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,941
He spun
in the air like a fuckin'…

568
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,776
-Dude!

569
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,945
-Did I do it right?
-Oh my God!

570
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,531
-I didn't even know what happened.
-Oh my God!

571
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,075
I was cruisin' along
on my cool little box here.

572
00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:11,494
Fuckin' dickhead Ehren
smashed the fuck outta me.

573
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,832
I didn't land in the soft sand.
I landed back on this bullshit.

574
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:19,168
-Your head broke your landing.

575
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,797
Hi, Nick Merlino. Bye, Nick Merlino.

576
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:29,095
-I'm gonna clobber that crustacean.

577
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,139
Okay, go.

578
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,932
Get the speed, Chris.

579
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:36,436
I'm gonna pulverize that prawn.

580
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,482
Oh my God!

581
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,694
-Holy shit!

582
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:48,531
-Dude, he did, like, four flips. Dude.

583
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,035
-Dude.
-Pontius, that was a good one.

584
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,995
-Holy shit.
-That was great.

585
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,122
Yeah, that knocked
the wind outta me.

586
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,041
-Dude.
-That fuckin' sucked.

587
00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,001
Hey lobster, you lost?

588
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,338
-Awesome.

589
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,385
It was really fun
to bring back Irving Zisman.

590
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,220
We haven't seen that guy in a while.

591
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,515
You gotta see the manager in here.

592
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,143
You should see the bunglestein on her.

593
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,063
-I'd like to tap her like a keg.

594
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:22,023
Oh no.

595
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,443
No?

596
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:30,531
Okay.
What kind of a thing should I…

597
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,617
'Cause she's a little sweet on me too.

598
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:34,285
Man.

599
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,914
-I feel like--
-She's about your age.

600
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,415
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

601
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:40,500
Damn.

602
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,086
-Maybe--
-Don't go blowin' up my spot.

603
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:45,713
Gotta watch out.

604
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,176
Yeah, I don't need
any cockblocks around here.

605
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,845
-It's Brad?

606
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:56,766
-Yeah.
-You wanna have some fun?

607
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,060
-Yeah, man.
-Okay.

608
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,276
-Oh.

609
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,117
Irving, what did you…
what did you do that for?

610
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,995
-What should we do now?

611
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,663
-Oh my goodness.
-Hold onto that.

612
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,039
That's a pretty nice soup bone.

613
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,919
Mm, my goodness,
check out the torpedo on that submarine.

614
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,131
-He's got a broomstick like a banana slug.

615
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,757
How--? Oh my God. Oh wow.

616
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,009
Hi, Cheryl.

617
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,261
Oh, fuck. Hello, Irving.

618
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,597
-What the hell did you do now?
-I didn't do it. He pulled it.

619
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,558
What?

620
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:42,061
Why do what? You pulled it!
You said, "Watch this" and pulled it.

621
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,898
Oh, why are you being
a cockblock? Talk me up.

622
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,651
You're bein' a cockblock. Talk me up.

623
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:53,698
He's your age,
so he's, like, trying to hit on you.

624
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,785
And it's not a good time
for you to do that.

625
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,872
-I…
-What?

626
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,290
-What's your name?
-Brad.

627
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,333
-Did you pull the fire alarm?
-No.

628
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,294
-Okay. Irving says you did.
-I know--

629
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,047
All of you who think Brad did it,
raise your hand.

630
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,551
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-What's your problem?

631
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:17,388
-Ah. Wow, this is my kind of party.

632
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,932
-All right.
-I kinda feel like partyin' right now.

633
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:28,024
Oh! Hey, oh!

634
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,448
Come on, Brad. Let's get rad.

635
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:37,492
-C'mon!
-Yeah, man.

636
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,078
-Yeah, Brad!

637
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:43,664
-Brad.

638
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,791
Yay!

639
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,001
Yeah, Brad! Yeah, Brad!

640
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,630
-Good luck, Wee Man.
-Thanks.

641
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,883
That's one of the disco-iest
camel toes I've ever seen.

642
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,095
-Stop, okay?

643
00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:58,763
-Oh my God.

644
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,475
I'm Wee Man, and this is the Ballknocker.

645
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,689
-It's fuckin' party time, man.
-Yeah.

646
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:18,449
-Three, two, one, go!

647
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,243
-Oh shit!

648
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,746
Fuck.

649
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:29,627
-Wee Man, are you okay? Holy shit.
-Jason? Jason, speak.

650
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,712
-That was intense.
-You okay?

651
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,256
-Yeah.
-Talk. Talk, talk.

652
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:35,550
-Am I bleedin'?
-No.

653
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:38,970
-How did that feel?
-It felt like a car crash.

654
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,931
-It looked like a car crash.
-Fuck.

655
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:42,932
Oh my God.

656
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,935
-How do you feel, Zach?
-Dude, my asshole hurts.

657
00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:48,980
-How does your asshole hurt?

658
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,440
I don't wanna hear anything about that.

659
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,485
-You asked me how I felt.
-I know. But why does that hurt?

660
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,113
-I don't know!

661
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:00,449
-I don't know!
-I don't know what bit you just did.

662
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,247
So, on <i>Wildboyz</i>, we filmed this bit

663
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:10,293
where we were in Africa,
and we had fish attached to strings.

664
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,128
Like, cinched up around our packages.

665
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:16,340
It's time for a little penis fishing.
We're fishing for fish eagles!

666
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,843
And so, the eagles
would swoop down, grab the fish,

667
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:20,469
and then yank our packages taught.

668
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,144
Oh my God!

669
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:31,314
But MTV wouldn't let us air it.
It was a little graphic.

670
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:34,025
And so we thought,
"Well, let's try to do that idea."

671
00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:36,444
Like, I got word
that this guy had two fish eagles.

672
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,988
I'm like, "Ah, fish eagles.
I've got an idea for that."

673
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,491
I gotta tell ya, breaking bones
and shovin' things up your butt

674
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,452
doesn't get any easier with age.

675
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:45,912
I'm just kidding.

676
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:48,372
Shovin' things up your butt
gets a lot easier.

677
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,958
I'm Steve-O,
and this is the Dine and Dash.

678
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,172
-Oh no.
-Oh God.

679
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,758
The basic idea
was shove a fish up Steve-O's butt

680
00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:01,677
and have an eagle come
and just grab the fish hard

681
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,055
and fly off,
hopefully grabbing some of his butt

682
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,306
and flying away with it.

683
00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:08,434
But the fish eagle just,
kinda just gently lands next to him.

684
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,519
Oh my God.
I just saw his fuckin' beak.

685
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:13,022
-He's checkin' it.
-Just smack it.

686
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,815
-Oh my God.

687
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,192
-Ow!
-Oh my God!

688
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:19,612
-I saw it come out of his asshole!
-Ow! Oh!

689
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:22,615
-Ow!
-He got the first fish easily.

690
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,909
So, well, we got…
we gotta make something out of this.

691
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,703
So, we just stuffed the fish
a little further up in there

692
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:31,082
and wrapped it up
around his balls and stuff.

693
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:35,127
Do you want to, uh,
really rub the fish all over my balls?

694
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,587
Ooh.

695
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,756
-I can.

696
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,133
Do we have a rubber band? Ah, no?

697
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,219
Jesus Christ. How big are his nuts?

698
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,055
-I don't know how-- My God.

699
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:48,266
I got a hair tie. Would that work?

700
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,435
-You're a genius.
-I want that back, though.

701
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,728
-I need--

702
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,273
-Wait, Steve-O, I'm not--
-Hey, no cheap shot!

703
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,150
-It doesn't get any cheaper than this.

704
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,487
-Let him get every last scrap.

705
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,406
Come on, man. That's HomeTown Buffet.

706
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,782
-Oh shit.

707
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452
His beak is so fuckin' gnarly. Oh shit.

708
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:12,957
-Need to go for it.
-Oh shit!

709
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,167
-Ah.

710
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,753
-Eat more.

711
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,339
-Oh!

712
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,550
Literally a bottom-feeder. Yeah!

713
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,435
Ow!

714
00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:34,770
Here I am, like, butt naked.

715
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,523
I got, like, stickin' stuff up my butt,

716
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:39,984
and my balls were on the line.

717
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,780
-Oh! Oh!

718
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:48,284
-He literally ate your ass.
-Oh, he really did.

719
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,245
-Does it look sweet?
-Give Pontius his hair tie back.

720
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,205
Dude, I'm gonna sell this on eBay.

721
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:56,208
-Yeah.

722
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:59,295
-I'm not surprised that bit's in 4.5.

723
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,881
-But I wasn't givin' up on the raptors.
-Yeah.

724
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:05,551
So, we got a raptor
to rip off my eyebrows.

725
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:06,635
That was amazing.

726
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,512
-Put your chin down.
-Okay.

727
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,681
After we're all done, after it's all over,

728
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,976
I want you to relax
with some cucumber and elderflower water.

729
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,979
That's crazy.
Look at that big motherfucker.

730
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,607
-Do you like birds?
-I ain't sayin' nothin'.

731
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,319
Yeah, no. I'm scared of birds.
You can't tell I keep jumpin'?

732
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,739
Dark Shark was funny during that bit
because he's so scared of birds.

733
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:31,285
Yeah, I'm… I been scared of birds
since I was, like, ten years old.

734
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,120
You know, I got a phobia.

735
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,791
-We're ready to go.
-Oh, shit! Oh, damn.

736
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:39,168
-Oh, shit.

737
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,629
That motherfucker
ready to go, got business.

738
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,838
I'm serious.

739
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,387
I'm gonna be well groomed.

740
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,430
You're gonna be as smooth as the new guys.

741
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,024
Let's see.

742
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,152
Got one little bit still left.

743
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,113
There's a tiny racing stripe.

744
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,907
That's the way
they're wearing them these days.

745
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:13,327
-Ow.

746
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,703
Know what? I have those eyebrows.

747
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,122
-I saved them.
-Oh, did you?

748
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,374
Yeah.
I thought it'd be a good idea.

749
00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:22,336
After <i>4.5</i> comes out, we can auction them
off to charity to help the kids.

750
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,671
-That's great.
-Yeah.

751
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,214
You look really sexy.

752
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,883
If you think I look good now, just wait.

753
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:31,720
-Job's only just begun.

754
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:35,182
Yeah, I didn't even realize
how badly I missed working with Chris

755
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,017
until we started shooting this movie.

756
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,853
Yeah, we just have the best time.

757
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:43,274
Yeah, I think it makes us become better
than our own individual selves.

758
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,317
It makes our personalities multiply.

759
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,028
Chris and I together
is better than the sum of its parts.

760
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,364
-That's the word, yes.

761
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,159
The problem was,
once we ripped his eyebrows off,

762
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,827
now we got Steve-O with no eyebrows,

763
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:58,497
and we're only two-thirds of the way
through the movie, so…

764
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:02,334
I walked out, and I was like,
"What the hell ramp is that, dude?"

765
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,670
Like, "What kind
of sissy operation is this?"

766
00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:07,339
And then I found out
that he's wearin' a rocket pack.

767
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:10,968
I'm like, "Okay, cool. I'm in."

768
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:14,054
-Welcome to my Fantasy Island.

769
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,432
Today, we got a couple
of hot-shit water skiers,

770
00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:18,767
Parks Bonifay, Poopies,

771
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,394
a rocket jet pack.

772
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,271
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?

773
00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:24,815
Oh, and we also got,
uh, Bunny the Lifeguard.

774
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,693
-Kind of a new alter ego.

775
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,821
-Creepy porno dude.

776
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,532
-"Creepy porno dude."
-Yeah, there we go.

777
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:35,618
So, where are we gonna fuck?

778
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:41,832
Poopies, with the two liquid CO2
rocket-powered backpacks,

779
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,919
and he's gonna edge out
of the big red kicker.

780
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,255
And then he's got a little strap here,
and as soon as you pull that,

781
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,549
she kicks, and you're goin'
for a ride for eight seconds.

782
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:55,387
Poopies, when you hit the ramp,
hit the jet pack for additional thrust.

783
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,223
I'm Bunny the Lifeguard,

784
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,434
and this is Hot Shit Water Skiing,
take 69.

785
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,894
-Yeah.

786
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,146
-You good?
-Yeah.

787
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,653
-Yeah, bro! Yeah!

788
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:16,867
-Go, Poop!

789
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,410
-Yeah, man!
-Get it!

790
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,706
-Oh no!

791
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,214
That was
about 20 feet before the ramp.

792
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,508
I pulled it, and I think I fell forward.

793
00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:34,843
Yeah, it pushed you forward
into the water.

794
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:35,928
Yeah.

795
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,559
Let's try one more! One more!

796
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,853
Here we go.
I'm feelin' good about this one.

797
00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,654
Yeah!

798
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,167
Yeah, Poops!

799
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,502
Yeah, Poopies!

800
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,047
Let's get his ass in the peanut gallery
and give Parks a chance.

801
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,341
-Yeah, Parks!
-He's locked in.

802
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,593
-Yeah!

803
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,553
-Locked in.

804
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,730
Shit! He's haulin' ass!

805
00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:29,565
-Oh shit!

806
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,405
The plane! The plane!

807
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,961
Dude, I knew when I was up there
it was gonna hurt, and then it hurt.

808
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,050
-You ready?
-Yep.

809
00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,846
Oh shit!

810
00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:03,974
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

811
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,517
I didn't have a first try.

812
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,145
-You didn't hit the apple!

813
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:13,984
Um, my worst injury
through filming <i>Jackass 4</i>…

814
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:14,985
Um…

815
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,821
…my testicles, obviously.

816
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,828
He sees it.

817
00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:28,415
-Easy!

818
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,751
I will say, seeing

819
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:34,088
Danger Ehren's crotch get mutilated

820
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:37,675
while I was on set helped me

821
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:40,719
feel comfortable
'cause I would just be, like,

822
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,012
anytime I got hurt,

823
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:47,267
I was like, "It's not as bad as getting
a pogo stick to your testicles."

824
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,936
They're ripped to shreds.

825
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:52,856
I mean, I think you guys--
you lit him up more brutal in this movie

826
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,608
than, uh, the previous three.

827
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,776
Meh, I don't know.

828
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:57,528
You ripped his fuckin' tooth out

829
00:44:57,611 --> 00:45:00,823
and cracked his skull in half
and broke his neck three times

830
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,449
and threw him into a wall.

831
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,910
-Keep hittin' him!

832
00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:06,036
It's kinda…

833
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,666
It's kind of funny
how you destroy Ehren.

834
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,919
I'm here with professional bowler
Missy Parkin,

835
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:17,715
and this is
the Cup Test with a Bowling Ball.

836
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:22,052
And I will let you know that I do use
the heaviest ball you're allowed to use.

837
00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:24,847
-Oh God.
-I use a 16-pound bowling ball.

838
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,724
I don't know if this is the right cup.

839
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,392
-It's got--
-Yeah, it's right.

840
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:30,728
It's got really bad edges. Like, it'll--

841
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,521
Missy, what do you think
of Ehren's chances?

842
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:36,191
I mean, I'm gonna…
I'm gonna definitely hit that, so…

843
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:40,404
-This is… this is the danger zone.

844
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,573
Uh, please just hit him, Missy.

845
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,034
-Okay.

846
00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,203
Oh God.

847
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,748
Oh my God. I don't know what to do.

848
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:56,086
-Oh, that was on the leg!

849
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:03,177
-Hey!

850
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,053
Oh my God!

851
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,390
-It hit you on the leg first.
-The leg slowed it.

852
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:11,393
-That was deflected.
-Are you sure? It didn't feel like it.

853
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,021
No, that was…
That was… It went, "Boom, boom."

854
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:15,606
Oh my God!

855
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:16,940
I'm gonna…

856
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,735
Dude, I'm not gonna take one
like that again. I can't.

857
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,696
-Missy did her job perfectly.
-It's in my butthole.

858
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,990
Like, I swear to God,
it's hurting in my butthole.

859
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:29,077
-Sit down! Sit down!
-I don't think I can do it, man.

860
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:31,288
-I can't do it!
-You have to sit down!

861
00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:33,916
-I can't do it!
-Wanna do it while he's standing?

862
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:36,502
<i>Jackass 4: Breaking Ehren.</i>

863
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,170
Do you think he could go again?

864
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:41,673
I think he could absolutely go again.
You could do one more.

865
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,550
She's a professional, Ehren.

866
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,219
-Come on. Man up.
-I just, like…

867
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:49,223
Ehren, are you ready? Don't move.

868
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,682
Am I in the right position?

869
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,976
You're just making her angry,
Ehren.

870
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,111
-Oh!

871
00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:06,365
Oh my God!

872
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,955
-Oh my God!
-Oh my God!

873
00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:15,666
-Ehren?

874
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:24,091
-Ah God, dude!

875
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,592
Yeah, Ehren!

876
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:29,137
Oh, Ehren's always had my respect,
even though he can be annoying.

877
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:33,392
Like, he always gets great footage,
and he, like,

878
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:35,143
is amazing in <i>Jackass Forever</i>.

879
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,689
I mean, 'course,
he didn't mean to be.

880
00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:39,815
But he was.

881
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,279
I'm Poopies, and I'll show me.

882
00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:53,745
-Dude.
-Like Steve-O.

883
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,455
That was a knocker, bro.

884
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,583
-Ah, my teeth hurt.

885
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,127
Oh, that drop came fast.

886
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,672
Ow. My teeth are numb.

887
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:05,048
You showed you.

888
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,844
Fuck me. I just fucked myself right there.

889
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:14,391
So, here we are
on the Paramount back lot,

890
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:16,935
where they shot <i>The Godfather</i>,

891
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:19,813
<i>Chinatown</i>, <i>Breakfast at Tiffany's.</i>

892
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,066
And we're shooting <i>Zach Sashimi</i>.

893
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:27,905
Mm-mm! This is Zach Sashimi. Everyone?

894
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:30,824
Find a fold and put in the sashimi.

895
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,286
-Got some nice tits, Zach.
-Thanks, Steve.

896
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,539
Oh!

897
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:42,127
-How deep are we with this guy?

898
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:46,423
-Whoa. Watch it slide.

899
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,552
Let's cook that sushi.

900
00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,721
Are you ready
to get in the best shape of your life?

901
00:48:53,805 --> 00:48:55,766
Time for some wind sprints.

902
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,185
Gonna cook it
in Zach's own juices.

903
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,437
-Much like ceviche.
-Oh, man.

904
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,899
-Really focus on that form.
-Fitness.

905
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,108
Oh.

906
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,902
-Jog now.
-Go, Zach.

907
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:09,529
I'm gettin' harder
than Portland cement right now.

908
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:12,783
-All right, let's get started.

909
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,994
-I'm goin' in.
-It's belly-button time.

910
00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:18,747
We have to be careful
this doesn't just become chaos.

911
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,834
-Yeah!

912
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:25,587
-Oh!
-Oh, wow.

913
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,382
-Great job, Rachel.
-How could you?

914
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:29,800
I've had worse things.

915
00:49:29,883 --> 00:49:32,344
-Fuck, that was gross.

916
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,055
-In here.
-Like a petri dish.

917
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,307
It's slippery.
It's slippery from his sweat.

918
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:39,351
Tear it open
like a bear going for salmon.

919
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:41,979
-Yeah!
-Superfood.

920
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,730
-Superfood.

921
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:48,610
It's slippery.

922
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:54,032
This is the first bit we've ever shot
on the Paramount back lot,

923
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,575
and may be, well, our last.

924
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:57,828
Open up, Bubba.

925
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,249
-You got it. Swallow it.

926
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,459
-You got this.
-Hold your ground!

927
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,628
-Oh, gross.

928
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,256
It's disgusting Zach
more than anyone.

929
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:13,135
-The thong.
-Gotta be something in there.

930
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:15,095
Oh, look at that. Jesus.

931
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:18,432
-Wow.
-Look at how slick he is.

932
00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,475
-Oh. Ugh.

933
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,352
All right. Hey, guys.

934
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:24,187
You like shrimp?

935
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:26,064
I see one
with Steve-O's name on it.

936
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,941
Steve, feast on that eel.

937
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,860
Should I… should I do it no hands?

938
00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:31,820
Steve-O going for the no-hander.

939
00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:34,072
-That's wet-ass bootie.
-No-hander.

940
00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh yeah.

941
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:38,952
-This is not--
-Leaning down in everyone's puke.

942
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:45,417
Oh my God!

943
00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:50,380
Can we get… can we get…

944
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:52,632
Get it down. Get it down.
No, no, no, no, no.

945
00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,721
-You got it, Steve-O.
-Hold it together.

946
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,144
Feels like we've really crossed a line.

947
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,938
-Oh God.

948
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,106
I can't believe it.

949
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:12,402
-Focus. How you doin', Lance?

950
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:15,363
-Can we get Lance another mask?

951
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:19,076
How many times
did you puke this film, Lance?

952
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,745
I think it was six.
I tried to stay off camera.

953
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:25,749
So, you puked once or twice
in past movies and six times in this one.

954
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,752
-That was a record.
-That's a record.

955
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:31,379
I came for sushi, but I had salad.

956
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,883
Jeff was joking with me before

957
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:38,261
about like, "You're gonna find sushi
somewhere when you get home."

958
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,056
And I was thinking,
"Oh, ha ha. You know, whatever."

959
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:43,391
I'm pretty sure
he found one two days later.

960
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:48,063
He sent me a photo of a piece of sashimi
that he found two days later.

961
00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,774
It was nasty. So messed up.

962
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,070
-Hello.
-Hi. How's it going?

963
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,446
-Good.
-Hi.

964
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,950
-This is my grandpa.
-Hi.

965
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:00,867
Hi.

966
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,410
-My name is Alex. How are you?
-Good.

967
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:03,620
-Alex?
-Alex, yeah.

968
00:52:03,703 --> 00:52:04,913
-Irving.
-Irving.

969
00:52:04,996 --> 00:52:06,540
-I'm Rachel.
-Hi, Rachel.

970
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,875
Um, so, I just have
a couple meetings today,

971
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:11,837
and I just need you to, like,
sit with him for a couple hours.

972
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,881
You don't have to babysit him,
but just kinda keep an eye on him.

973
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:18,802
And then just one thing.
Like, just make sure he doesn't smoke.

974
00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:20,053
Like, that's all.

975
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,930
-All right. Thank you so much.
-Of course.

976
00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:24,558
-Have fun, Grandpa. Be good, okay?
-All right, baby doll.

977
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,725
-Love you.
-Right.

978
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,435
-It was Irving, right?
-Yes.

979
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,937
What would you like to do?

980
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,691
There's a little coffee truck
right around the corner.

981
00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:35,652
Would… would you mind getting me a coffee?

982
00:52:35,735 --> 00:52:37,654
-Do you want black coffee?
-Please.

983
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,781
-With no sugar? Nothing?
-No sugar.

984
00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:40,907
I'm sweet enough.

985
00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:50,292
Help!

986
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,587
-Where are you?
-Help!

987
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,965
-Where are you?
-Help?

988
00:52:57,048 --> 00:52:57,883
Whoa.

989
00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:00,010
-How did you get up there?
-Help.

990
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:02,095
Oh my God. Don't move.

991
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,222
-Don't move.
-Oh my God.

992
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,018
-Don't move.

993
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:12,355
-No! No, you're not supposed to smoke.
-I gotta smoke. I'm nervous.

994
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,482
-Mm.
-Don't move.

995
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,028
-Mm. Mm.
-Oh my God, please. You're gonna fall.

996
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:19,821
Oh! Oh! Ah!

997
00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,200
Oh shit! Oh God!

998
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,579
-Oh my God!
-Oh shoot!

999
00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:29,581
Throw the coffee! Throw the coffee!

1000
00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:32,417
Oh, ow! Ow!

1001
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,752
Throw it! Throw it!

1002
00:53:33,835 --> 00:53:34,961
Ow!

1003
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:41,801
Oh my God!
Don't move. You're gonna fall!

1004
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,055
You want a smoke?

1005
00:53:45,138 --> 00:53:46,306
No, I don't want a smoke.

1006
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,349
Do you have weed?

1007
00:53:47,432 --> 00:53:48,767
I don't have weed.

1008
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:49,935
Do you have acid?

1009
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,686
-No, I don't.
-Come on!

1010
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,939
-Oh my God!

1011
00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,609
Oh! Oh my God!

1012
00:53:57,692 --> 00:54:00,070
These things will kill you.

1013
00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,322
Oh, my back!

1014
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,658
Okay.

1015
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:06,952
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1016
00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,578
-Ow!

1017
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:16,211
-I haven't been able to walk in two years.

1018
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,213
-Okay.
-Bless you.

1019
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,425
You're giving me a heart attack.

1020
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,347
Get some of this…

1021
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,183
in the folds.

1022
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,852
-Thank you.

1023
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,479
Jeff loves painting me.

1024
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:36,773
He really likes
all the detail and everything.

1025
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:39,609
Getting in every crevice, under each roll.

1026
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,695
Makes sure you're painted really well.

1027
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,156
How did you first
become familiar with Jeff's work?

1028
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,076
I saw… like, when I was a little kid, uh…

1029
00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:49,703
When I was in elementary school,

1030
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:52,080
I was told
I wasn't allowed to watch <i>Jackass</i>.

1031
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:56,167
And I just… I would have to,
like, sneak to watch it on TV.

1032
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,546
Yeah. I lived in a super,
like, Christian household,

1033
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:01,589
and they were, like…

1034
00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:04,009
They were just anti-MTV and everything.

1035
00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:08,096
So, I would just watch it and have
another channel on the channel return.

1036
00:55:08,596 --> 00:55:10,515
It was pretty dope.

1037
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:14,102
-Three, two…
-Shirt looks a little small.

1038
00:55:14,185 --> 00:55:17,522
I had Emily
take the extra-large tag

1039
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:21,109
and put it in a size medium shirt.

1040
00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:23,945
Tuck. You have to tuck it.

1041
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,031
-It's a tuck deal?
-Yeah. You gotta tuck it.

1042
00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:28,283
You left me
a lot of room to tuck, asshole.

1043
00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:33,747
It was funny because when they set it up,
it was supposed to be a winch,

1044
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:36,833
but the winch wasn't gonna work out,
so they just tied a truck to me.

1045
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:38,501
I was just pulled by a truck.

1046
00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:41,379
-That's really somethin' else.
-This is half-assed, even for us.

1047
00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:45,925
-That's a big ball.
-That's a really big ball.

1048
00:55:46,634 --> 00:55:49,012
Four hundred pounds
of baseball right there.

1049
00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:51,264
I'm Zach, and it's time to Play Ball.

1050
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,558
Some people call this pitch a slider.

1051
00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:55,060
I call it a spitball.

1052
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,982
Let's break up the party.
We got a game to play.

1053
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,734
-All right. 'Kay.
-Let's do it.

1054
00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:06,446
I warn you, I'm wearing sexy lingerie
under this uniform.

1055
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:22,379
Batter, batter!
Batter, batter, batter! Batter, swing!

1056
00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:24,839
-Whoa!

1057
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:34,516
-You all right?
-Oh my God! Are you okay?

1058
00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:35,642
Strike!

1059
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,979
Good job, you guys. That was awesome.

1060
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,565
-Jasper, way to…
-Yes, sir.

1061
00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,317
Way to watch it.

1062
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,531
It was pretty scary.

1063
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:52,617
Yeah, like, granted,
we had these just mini pads on,

1064
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:55,495
like baseball players, but he took us out.

1065
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,625
He knocked me
outta my shoes too.

1066
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:03,169
Sorry, guys.
I didn't know my own strength.

1067
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:12,095
Do horse riders usually carry
a whip the size of a license plate?

1068
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:15,682
Fuck!

1069
00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,350
-I'm so sorry.
-Jesus!

1070
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,437
-Oh yeah.
-Fuck you! Ow!

1071
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,814
Oh my God! That sounded terrible.

1072
00:57:22,897 --> 00:57:25,108
It got me right on the dick head.
Like, right--

1073
00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:27,068
-Fuck!

1074
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,194
And it hurts!

1075
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:31,906
It was right on the very fucking head
of my dick. Sorry for the coarse language.

1076
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,409
-Ah.

1077
00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:38,329
This is the Blindfold Race.

1078
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:42,459
We'll have four contestants
compete in a 50-yard sprint,

1079
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,002
blindfolded.

1080
00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:46,087
We show up.
It's a simple racetrack.

1081
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:48,256
There's nothin' in the way.
It's a clear path.

1082
00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:50,842
Then right when you put on
those blindfolds,

1083
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:55,680
oh, here comes all the objects
that we're gonna pretty much fall over

1084
00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:59,267
and get destroyed on,
but we didn't know they were there.

1085
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:01,895
-I think Poopies' is good.
-Yeah, I can't see shit.

1086
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:07,442
I didn't expect anything
to be in that runway at all.

1087
00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:09,611
All right. It's time to race.

1088
00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:12,322
Okay. On the gunshot, you will run.

1089
00:58:12,405 --> 00:58:15,074
-On your mark, get set…

1090
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:17,160
-Go, go, go, go!

1091
00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:19,913
-Keep going! Run!

1092
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,965
-Run! Run, Poopies!

1093
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:32,467
Run, Poopies!

1094
00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:34,302
Get 'em, Poopies.

1095
00:58:34,385 --> 00:58:36,262
-He got it, yes!

1096
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,472
Run, Poopies!

1097
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,438
Go, Jasper, go!

1098
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,440
Go, Jasper, go! Fast!

1099
00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,029
-Go, Poopies!
-You got it! Go!

1100
00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:56,741
-To your left! You got it!
-Get up!

1101
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,577
-Yeah, that way.

1102
00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,079
This way. Follow my voice.

1103
00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:03,790
-Run, Wee Man!

1104
00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:06,417
-Go, Wee Man!

1105
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,086
Go, go, go, Wee Man!

1106
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,341
All right!

1107
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:16,886
-And the winner is Poopies!
-Aw, man!

1108
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:18,179
Wow!

1109
00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:21,099
-Man, he was in a full sprint.
-I got whacked so hard.

1110
00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:23,226
He hit his head really hard
on that sawhorse.

1111
00:59:23,309 --> 00:59:25,186
Poopies naively dashed.

1112
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,021
Wow, Poopies. You were, like…

1113
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,273
I was telling you--

1114
00:59:28,356 --> 00:59:31,526
…twenty seconds ahead of…
30 seconds ahead.

1115
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,778
I know. I know.
I felt the marbles, and I was like, "Oh!"

1116
00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:37,365
And then… 'Cause none of that stuff
was out there.

1117
00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:40,827
-No way! Really?

1118
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:46,249
Well, Captain Obvious.

1119
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:48,710
-So, I was like…
-That's my horse.

1120
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:49,752
Yeah.

1121
01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:09,772
-Whoo-hoo!

1122
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:10,982
Yeah!

1123
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,067
Ow! Fuck!

1124
01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:15,486
-Ow, ow, ow, ow.
-I'm sorry.

1125
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:17,822
Oh, fuck!

1126
01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:22,869
Look, we're not just
growing old, we're growing up.

1127
01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:25,330
Join me in the fight
against unwanted pregnancy

1128
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:27,957
by buying my signature Steve-O condom,

1129
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,251
the Dick Helmet, at steveo.com.

1130
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:32,837
They're virtually unbreakable. Watch.

1131
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,006
Time for a Steve-O
signature condom break.

1132
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:41,012
I had the idea
when I saw this, uh, condom-drop thing

1133
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,389
with putting the condom on people's heads.

1134
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,604
As soon as I saw it, I thought, "Oh, man,

1135
01:00:49,687 --> 01:00:53,274
fill up a condom
with the sewage tank on my RV,

1136
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:55,109
and then that'll be epic."

1137
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,779
So, for weeks on end,

1138
01:00:57,862 --> 01:01:03,201
I just belligerently refused
to empty the sewage tank on my RV.

1139
01:01:03,284 --> 01:01:05,495
Did that sewage come
from you and all your bros?

1140
01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:07,664
I've been saving up
for weeks, dude.

1141
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:11,584
-Oh my! Oh gosh!

1142
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,921
-These are quality condoms.
-Yuck.

1143
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,926
-Wow.
-That's not apple juice.

1144
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:23,137
I can't.

1145
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,474
What was Steve-O
trying to accomplish?

1146
01:01:26,557 --> 01:01:29,435
Uh, advertise his condoms,

1147
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:33,106
which he stopped selling after that bit.

1148
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:35,775
Boy.

1149
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:37,944
They were poppin' like paper bags.

1150
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:39,153
-Ow!

1151
01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,155
-Oh!

1152
01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,870
You might've wanted to test this idea
before you brought it to… to the set.

1153
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,581
-Oh my God.

1154
01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:52,709
That Steve.

1155
01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:55,837
-Put your finger in it!

1156
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,424
-Put your finger in it!
-Oh God.

1157
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:01,467
-Don't get greedy.

1158
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,885
C'mon, man.

1159
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,346
-Okay.
-That's your bowels.

1160
01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:09,434
Hey, guys. I got one.

1161
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:10,768
That's a shitty condom.

1162
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,691
Oh my God!

1163
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:18,735
I got it. I got it.

1164
01:02:20,778 --> 01:02:21,821
No!

1165
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:25,199
Yeah, we were trying to fill it up
and get the most we could in it.

1166
01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:29,120
And lucky me was right there
when it was about to burst, and it did.

1167
01:02:29,203 --> 01:02:33,207
And just got loads of flecks
on my face, on my clothes.

1168
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,959
It's in my mouth!

1169
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,128
-Oh no!

1170
01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:39,881
-Oh!

1171
01:02:39,964 --> 01:02:42,133
-We never quite got it, right?
-We never got it.

1172
01:02:42,216 --> 01:02:44,635
Either the condom
would bounce off my head…

1173
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:48,055
One, two, three.

1174
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,682
God!

1175
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,642
…or it would break on my head.

1176
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:54,562
We had to have tried it like 15 times.

1177
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:56,439
No!

1178
01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:57,690
…three.

1179
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,025
Fuck!

1180
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:01,444
Fuck!

1181
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,825
I'm Poopies, and this is pee pee.

1182
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:12,747
Oh my God, dude!

1183
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,458
Seriously, there's so much piss
on you, dude.

1184
01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:19,003
So, you have a signature condom, though.

1185
01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:22,673
I was toying with the idea
of coming out with Steve-O condoms.

1186
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:25,593
And in hindsight,
that's the worst idea I've ever had

1187
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,471
because condoms and Steve-O
have never been a good mix.

1188
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,476
-It's red only.

1189
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,149
OMG!

1190
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,818
Oh man!

1191
01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,653
Whoo. Six to midnight.

1192
01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:46,739
That's that hot-shit tennis coach
I was talking about earlier.

1193
01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:49,742
I think it was my first day on set,
so I was geeking out.

1194
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,036
I was like,
"This is how the sausage gets made."

1195
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:53,120
"This is fuckin' awesome."

1196
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,747
I'm putting on my clown outfit

1197
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:58,960
and taking in the whole cast
and crew and seeing how it's done.

1198
01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:01,295
And then I was like, "Oh no. This sucks."

1199
01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:04,882
Like, "I'm gonna get a tennis ball
to the fuckin' neck and the balls."

1200
01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,760
This is our tennis star, Shannon,

1201
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,513
and it's time to play Down the Clown.

1202
01:04:10,596 --> 01:04:12,598
-Be gentle with me.
-Mm-hmm.

1203
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,350
So, how fast do you serve, Shannon?

1204
01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:15,935
Up to 100 miles per hour.

1205
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:17,270
-Hey?
-Mm-hmm?

1206
01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:20,898
-Uh, Poopies said he doesn't believe you.

1207
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:22,859
-You don't?
-I didn't say that.

1208
01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:25,194
-Totally said that!
-He said it!

1209
01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:27,405
-Oh, I'm mad now.
-Yeah.

1210
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:28,906
That hurts!

1211
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,119
-Oh!

1212
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:36,706
Why'd you get me?

1213
01:04:36,789 --> 01:04:38,165
-The fuck?

1214
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:41,127
-You need to get Poopies.
-Yeah. Poopies is the one way left.

1215
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,128
Way left.

1216
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:44,755
-Poopies' wiener is asking for it.

1217
01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:50,136
-Yeah!

1218
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:52,096
-Yeah!

1219
01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:53,598
-Calm down.
-Right.

1220
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,768
What about this side, Shannon?

1221
01:04:57,852 --> 01:05:01,647
Ow. Motherfucker! Goddamn it!

1222
01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:03,524
Leave the rookies alone!

1223
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,696
He only has one ball, and you hit it.

1224
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,950
-I gotta get that middle one.
-Ooh.

1225
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,245
There you go.

1226
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,373
-I've gotten hit. Oh shit.

1227
01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,375
She's reckless.

1228
01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:27,256
-Oh!

1229
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:32,678
-She hit me twice!
-Oh, man.

1230
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,555
Oh, one man standing.

1231
01:05:35,222 --> 01:05:36,515
Chest up. Chest up.

1232
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,225
-Chest up!
-Make me proud.

1233
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:39,810
-Yeah.

1234
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:41,062
Get him good.

1235
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:44,732
-C'mon!

1236
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,401
Oh, wow.

1237
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,320
Yeah, Shannon. Whoo.

1238
01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,072
-Yes. Oh my God.
-Nice.

1239
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:53,240
-God!
-Nice.

1240
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,826
Oh God,
that was so fuckin' right on.

1241
01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,079
-Thank you, Shannon.

1242
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:00,623
Way to go.

1243
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,917
-You're welcome?

1244
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,419
I heard Knoxville
go over to that tennis professional,

1245
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,880
and he goes,
"See that big fat guy over there?"

1246
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,632
"I want you to hit him right here."

1247
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,926
Where I'd been shot by the elephant gun.

1248
01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:15,054
And I thought that it'd be pretty hard
for that tennis lady to do that.

1249
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,639
But no, she could curve it right there.

1250
01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,140
-Whoa.
-Let's see.

1251
01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:19,058
Let's see, P.

1252
01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:20,935
Oh my God! She hit that?

1253
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:22,853
-This center part is new.
-How dare you!

1254
01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,814
-Literally a bull's-eye.
-This is new.

1255
01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:27,608
-It's like tie-dye.

1256
01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:33,906
All right, you guys. We're up
in one of the buildings right here,

1257
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:36,784
and, um, they're filming the opening,
so, take a look.

1258
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:39,036
<i>Background and action!</i>

1259
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,463
Whoa, dude.

1260
01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:52,466
-Oh my God!

1261
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:55,511
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to <i>Jackass</i>!

1262
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,722
So, the big opening sequence
of <i>Jackass Forever</i>

1263
01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,391
started off as a much smaller idea.

1264
01:07:00,474 --> 01:07:04,812
We wanted to do
this sort of '70s monster movie,

1265
01:07:04,895 --> 01:07:07,898
where Chris's penis
was attacking a miniature city.

1266
01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:11,193
The airbrush is chillier
on the balls.

1267
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,237
-It was never gonna be the opening.
-Right.

1268
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,697
It was always gonna be a bit.

1269
01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:16,741
What's gonna happen?

1270
01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:21,829
Well, the sea monster
is going to lay waste to this town.

1271
01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:25,791
Trying to get our talent
in the proper position

1272
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,377
for, uh, the sea monster to perform.

1273
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,588
There we go.

1274
01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:33,340
I see the fearsome sea monster.

1275
01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:36,052
I mean, poor Chris was
in the most awkward position

1276
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,470
'cause he's under the set.

1277
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:39,930
You look
like you're having sex with the set.

1278
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,141
I kind of am.

1279
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:45,603
And we basically cut a hole
in the middle of the street,

1280
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:48,230
and Chris had to fit his penis through it.

1281
01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:52,526
Well, the monster's "thighs,"
his balls,

1282
01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:56,614
kept dropping down
from underneath the, uh, sandpaper street

1283
01:07:56,697 --> 01:07:58,240
we had built for him.

1284
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,076
Here. I'm going to--

1285
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,453
-I've gotta push your balls through, okay?
-No worries.

1286
01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:05,456
-Okay. This is me, Pontius.
-No worries.

1287
01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:09,960
Like, I knew we had a problem,
and I knew I had a solution.

1288
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:13,589
And by God, I was right there.

1289
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:17,635
And if Pontius needed me to do that again,
I'd be there again.

1290
01:08:17,718 --> 01:08:22,098
I wasn't plannin' on this
when I came to work today.

1291
01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:24,475
Let's try to make this happen.
Let's go.

1292
01:08:24,558 --> 01:08:26,727
-Well done.

1293
01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:28,979
-Yeah, moviemaking.
-Mm-hmm.

1294
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:32,233
I think as soon as we started shooting it
that day, we were like,

1295
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:35,569
"This is a great idea,"
and then we looked at the test footage.

1296
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,452
Man, it looks so funny.

1297
01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:46,705
And that's when we decided to make it
the open and not just a bit.

1298
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:53,671
-I started getting excited.
-And then the idea started growing.

1299
01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:55,589
Three, two, one!

1300
01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,428
-Yeah. Then the idea started growing.
-And then kept growing.

1301
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,191
Yeah, it kept growing.

1302
01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:15,901
And the budget kept expanding.

1303
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,736
-It kept doubling.
-It kept doubling.

1304
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:21,699
-Background and action!

1305
01:09:28,038 --> 01:09:30,082
I just wanted it to be right.

1306
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,794
And I would settle for no--
nothing but the best.

1307
01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:36,338
Every time Spike
opened his mouth, it was just, like,

1308
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,049
millions of dollars
were just falling out of it.

1309
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,719
-Uh…

1310
01:09:41,802 --> 01:09:43,304
Pretty exciting.

1311
01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:45,431
-Hey!
-It's a big deal, dude.

1312
01:09:46,765 --> 01:09:48,809
It's an expensive dick joke.

1313
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,228
The opening sequence
and the ending

1314
01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:54,064
have always felt
like real, blockbuster Hollywood.

1315
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:56,525
-Yeah.
-We feel like movie stars when we do this.

1316
01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:57,735
Oh, yeah. It's so fun.

1317
01:09:57,818 --> 01:10:00,946
-Rest of the time, we feel like schmucks.
-Yeah. Exactly.

1318
01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:09,121
-Okay, stop! Stop.
-He said, "Stop."

1319
01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:17,046
-I hit my head fuckin' hard.
-Listen, lay down that way.

1320
01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,008
Did we get it?

1321
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,139
Did we get it?

1322
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,558
-We-- We good?
-No, we don't.

1323
01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:31,393
It was really strenuous to film.

1324
01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:34,230
It was… it got so physically demanding.

1325
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,690
I'd always be in these weird positions.

1326
01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:38,525
He's completely vulnerable too.

1327
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:41,445
And it's cold
where we were shooting, and, like--

1328
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:43,781
And we're shooting pyro
that he can't even see.

1329
01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:48,035
There's all this pyro on either side,
just blasting little debris into his dick,

1330
01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:49,870
and he doesn't even see it coming.

1331
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,664
Tell me
about these puppeteers.

1332
01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:53,249
It's very exciting.

1333
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,085
The puppeteers are very exciting people.

1334
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,921
My favorite thing is, like,

1335
01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:02,758
we pulled out, like,
the best people on every level.

1336
01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:05,636
The guy who's puppeteering it,
he's the guy who did

1337
01:11:05,719 --> 01:11:07,846
the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
in <i>Ghostbusters</i>.

1338
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,932
He's just got this list of credentials.

1339
01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:12,643
We brought in Elia Popov,
who does special effects

1340
01:11:12,726 --> 01:11:14,311
for these huge blockbuster movies.

1341
01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:17,231
And this really talented DP, Shasta Spahn.

1342
01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:20,234
And our production designer,
Shepherd Frankel, who does Marvel movies,

1343
01:11:20,317 --> 01:11:22,361
designed this amazing set for us.

1344
01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:26,198
-And Tony Gardner's done these really--
-Academy Award-nominated movies.

1345
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,867
People who have worked their way
to the top.

1346
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,287
We're just dragging everybody down
to their lowest.

1347
01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:36,125
They brought their A-level skills
to our D-level idea.

1348
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:41,297
Why did we come up with so many ideas
that were penises? What was our…

1349
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,881
Apparently, as you get older…

1350
01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:45,384
-That's all you can think of?
-It's all you can think of.

1351
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:50,139
But <i>Jackass Forever</i> has more penis in it

1352
01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:52,933
than any R-rated movie
in the history of R-rated movies.

1353
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:55,686
-More penis hits or more penis?
-Just penis in it.

1354
01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:59,481
Penises are biologically fascinating
and so underused,

1355
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:02,860
like, as far as movies go
and just entertainment.

1356
01:12:02,943 --> 01:12:03,861
I don't know why.

1357
01:12:03,944 --> 01:12:05,738
It's like, little boys know it.

1358
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,408
When you're a little boy, you run around,
doing crazy stuff with your penis.

1359
01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:12,411
Flippin' it around,
peein' on things, doing all this stuff.

1360
01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:16,582
It's like, why do we all forget that
as we go into adulthood, y'know?

1361
01:12:16,665 --> 01:12:19,418
So, thank heavens
that we didn't.

1362
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,504
'Cause there's so much
you can do with it.

1363
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,883
Now it's time
for a friendly game of chance.

1364
01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:27,926
Here we stand,
with our penises tethered to bricks

1365
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,179
that we're going to drop
to the ground below.

1366
01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:32,806
Unfortunately, one of the strings
is too short.

1367
01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:35,642
Actually, two of the strings
are too short.

1368
01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,061
I wonder who it is.

1369
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:42,232
We don't know.
That's why we have to play the game.

1370
01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,651
-I know, dude.
-Are we ready?

1371
01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:47,946
Three, two, one, drop.

1372
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,745
-Bro.

1373
01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,415
-Yeah.
-Ow.

1374
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,919
-Oh, it's bleeding. Oh, it's bleeding.

1375
01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,253
Ah.

1376
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:06,006
-Oh shit!

1377
01:13:07,591 --> 01:13:11,470
The thing is, is where you tie it
is behind your balls.

1378
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:13,222
So, I only have one ball,

1379
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:17,017
so I don't have that anchor point
that some of the other guys do.

1380
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:20,270
Threw the brick, and it slid past that
and caught me mid-shaft

1381
01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:22,481
and just pinched as tight as it could

1382
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:26,777
and then stretched my wiener to a…
I'm gonna have to say a good foot long.

1383
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:30,155
I really don't think you could come closer
to ripping your dick off than that.

1384
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:34,451
I really don't think you can, and I am
so dumb for agreeing to do it at all.

1385
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,912
-Just, the vein.

1386
01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:38,831
-My dick's ruined!
-Oh!

1387
01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:40,290
Holy shit.

1388
01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:42,209
It has love spikes now.

1389
01:13:42,292 --> 01:13:45,003
That bit was like a bruised dick.
You just can't beat it.

1390
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:52,344
Making these movies is really probably
the funnest thing that I think you can do.

1391
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:55,764
God. What a great time it's been,
hanging out with all your friends.

1392
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:59,393
It's so rare to have the chemistry
of this… of a group of people

1393
01:13:59,476 --> 01:14:01,728
that come together
to make something like this.

1394
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,064
And every single person
is so important to the mix.

1395
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,733
Everyone was gonna make this one count.
It was obvious.

1396
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,445
It felt like we were all unsure
going into it,

1397
01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:12,322
but coming out of it,
it felt as good as all the others.

1398
01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:15,784
In the friendships that not only remain,

1399
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:18,579
but have gotten stronger
over the years, uh,

1400
01:14:18,662 --> 01:14:23,459
really mean a lot, and, uh, for us
to still be doing this after 20 years…

1401
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:27,629
For there to be interest
and for us to physically be able

1402
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:31,175
and for it to be as fun as it is,
I think that's special.

1403
01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:36,346
So what we have
behind me is my dad, Dark Shark.

1404
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:43,187
He made his name up himself, but this man
is a OG Crip gangbanger from Los Angeles.

1405
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,606
Doesn't bang anymore,
but been through a lot.

1406
01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:49,276
Been to prison multiple times,
probably did a lot of dirt in the hood.

1407
01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:52,029
You know, been through--
How many times you been shot?

1408
01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:53,906
Got nine bullet holes in me.

1409
01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:55,616
Been shot nine times, still here.

1410
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:57,743
But when it comes
to little things like birds

1411
01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:00,287
and flying in a, I don't know, a airplane,

1412
01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:02,414
just simple things
you don't see in the hood,

1413
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:04,416
it makes him very scared.

1414
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,753
Dark Shark is terrified of flying,
and, uh…

1415
01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:11,924
So we thought, "All right.
What's the scariest thing we could do?"

1416
01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:14,051
Let's make him skydive.

1417
01:15:14,134 --> 01:15:16,261
Then we started adding on to the bit.

1418
01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:19,598
Like, "Yeah, let's make him skydive.
Let's make everything go wrong."

1419
01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:22,518
This is Jasper,
and today we're gonna fulfill

1420
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:25,604
your father's lifelong dream
of jumping out of a plane.

1421
01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:26,813
He's very excited.

1422
01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:28,440
-Yes.
-He's not excited.

1423
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,651
I'm scared as fuck.
You know what I'm sayin'?

1424
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,486
Scared as fuck, fuck, fuck.

1425
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:35,531
But, um, y'know,
I'm with the big boys now, you know?

1426
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,033
Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O,
Wee Man, and them.

1427
01:15:38,116 --> 01:15:41,662
He doesn't know that "the plane
is gonna take a little oopsie."

1428
01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:44,581
And also, the pilot's gonna jump out
in the middle of it.

1429
01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:46,750
So, shit is gonna get
a little bit of real.

1430
01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:49,294
Scared of airplanes, scared of heights.

1431
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:54,132
Second time I'm ever on a fuckin' plane,
and I'm finna jump out.

1432
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:56,885
He's flown once before.
And how did that go?

1433
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:59,555
We took this man to Hawaii,
and he cried the whole way there.

1434
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,265
Had his eyes closed the whole time.

1435
01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:04,434
Yeah, I been scared of planes
all my life. I pump myself up.

1436
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:06,311
That was my first time on a plane.

1437
01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,481
I closed my eyes the whole way.

1438
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,150
-Tears in my goddamn eyes.

1439
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:15,112
Not cryin',
but, uh, tears came out my eyes.

1440
01:16:15,195 --> 01:16:19,074
This is Boyd, our pilot.
He's gonna be flying the plane today.

1441
01:16:19,157 --> 01:16:24,413
And Boyd, I just beg of you,
just no turbulence, as safe as possible.

1442
01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,039
Don't upset Dark Shark.

1443
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,332
-Nice and smooth.
-Yeah.

1444
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:28,709
-I can do that.
-Thank you.

1445
01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:31,962
Oh Lord.

1446
01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:37,342
From Longwood, California…

1447
01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:43,348
…the workin' girls' dream,
the old maids' delight, Dark Shark!

1448
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,891
I'mma cry like a bitch.

1449
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,602
How'd I get here?

1450
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:52,065
-How'd I get here? A blessing, though.
-Bring it in. We got this.

1451
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:55,152
-Yeah, Dark Shark. You got it, buddy.
-Goddamn.

1452
01:16:55,235 --> 01:16:57,362
-You ready?
-Hell no.

1453
01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,618
-Yeah, Dark Shark.

1454
01:17:03,243 --> 01:17:05,162
Already got the first step done.

1455
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:07,331
Yeah.

1456
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:14,713
-You got this.

1457
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:18,717
-Our pilot is solid as they come.

1458
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,055
Whoo.

1459
01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:25,766
Yeah, Dark Shark.

1460
01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:30,854
How high are we gonna be when we jump?
How many feet?

1461
01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:32,022
-Two thousand.
-High.

1462
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:34,691
-Thirteen thousand feet.
-First for me.

1463
01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:42,699
Everyone's wavin' to you, Dark Shark.

1464
01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:52,459
He was so terrified, right?

1465
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:55,337
He was in a fear lock on the way up.

1466
01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:59,966
He just took both of his elbows
and just pressed them into me and Jasper.

1467
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:02,427
And he just… he was somewhere else.

1468
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:06,264
As the plane takes off,
you know, he's already terrified.

1469
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,724
He's just, like…

1470
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:12,813
He ain't sayin' nothin',
and then Johnny's cracking little jokes.

1471
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:14,106
You got this.

1472
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,860
He doesn't got this.

1473
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,780
It was real quiet on that plane,
aside for me mouthing off.

1474
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:24,199
We're at 4,100 feet.

1475
01:18:24,282 --> 01:18:28,912
I kept telling him, like,
"Oh, 3,100 feet, 4,700 feet."

1476
01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,288
Just tryin' to get in his head.

1477
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:32,666
Now we're at 7,000 feet.

1478
01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:39,214
It's pretty smooth, though, right? Really.

1479
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,008
Why the fuck you get on this damn plane?

1480
01:18:42,634 --> 01:18:44,052
How you doin', Dark Shark?

1481
01:18:49,015 --> 01:18:52,394
I was tryin' to hold back from not going
fuckin' berserk on that plane.

1482
01:18:56,022 --> 01:18:57,232
Is this on?

1483
01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:03,363
Huh?

1484
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,034
Whoa.

1485
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,203
Whoa.

1486
01:19:14,207 --> 01:19:15,959
Goddamn, now, look at that shit.

1487
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:17,461
Fuck!

1488
01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:21,047
And then, as we're all standin',
they have the pilot, um,

1489
01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:22,883
start shakin' the plane a little bit.

1490
01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:24,926
-Oh! Oh shit!
-Oh Lord!

1491
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,721
-What the fuck is that?
-Oh shit!

1492
01:19:27,804 --> 01:19:32,058
And then from there, the plane starts
to "smoke" from the smoke machine.

1493
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:35,771
Hey! Look at the floor.

1494
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:36,938
Hey!

1495
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,774
Hey, man! What the fuck, bro?

1496
01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:40,275
-There's smoke!
-Hey!

1497
01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:42,527
So, when all the rest
of that shit went down,

1498
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,071
I was already scared to the fullest.

1499
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:48,033
So, in my mind,
I'm tellin' myself, "I'm gonna die today."

1500
01:19:49,409 --> 01:19:51,661
And then, the pilot comes up.

1501
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:54,331
He's faking to put the smoke out
with a fire extinguisher.

1502
01:19:54,414 --> 01:19:55,749
He looks at Dark Shark and says…

1503
01:19:58,168 --> 01:20:00,420
What the fuck? That's the pilot!

1504
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:03,089
-Oh, shit!
-That was the pilot.

1505
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:06,009
I gave up on livin'
for the first time in my life.

1506
01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,512
And I've been shot
in the head, face, neck.

1507
01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:11,807
Everything, never gave up,
but I just had enough.

1508
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,225
I was just so scared.

1509
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:15,352
-That was the pilot!

1510
01:20:15,435 --> 01:20:18,355
-Let's go. Come on.
-Let's go.

1511
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,035
-Whoo!

1512
01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:51,555
Meanwhile, when I jump out,
my parachute had almost fallen off.

1513
01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:55,183
I didn't know, but I didn't have
my, uh, straps on my shoulders.

1514
01:20:55,892 --> 01:21:00,397
And if you look at the footage,
like, my straps on my shoulders

1515
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,524
get all the way down to my elbows.

1516
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:06,570
And then I just wiggle them on,
and boom, they hit the parachute.

1517
01:21:12,367 --> 01:21:14,995
Oh my God!

1518
01:21:15,078 --> 01:21:17,706
I was prayin',
"You fucked. You deserve to die."

1519
01:21:17,789 --> 01:21:20,417
You know, in my mind.
So I was just praying, like,

1520
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:23,086
"Just don't go to hell.
I don't wanna go to hell."

1521
01:21:23,169 --> 01:21:27,716
I'm sorry, God! I'm sorry, God!

1522
01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:32,762
Oh, God. My heart!

1523
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:36,641
I'm havin' a heart attack!
I can't breathe! Get me down!

1524
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:39,561
Get me down, please. I'm done. I quit.

1525
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:41,646
I'm done!

1526
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:45,567
-There's Dark Shark, right there.
-Dark Shark's doin' 360s. Look!

1527
01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:49,529
-It's all right.

1528
01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:54,492
Dark Shark!

1529
01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:01,583
You made it!

1530
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:05,337
Oh my God!

1531
01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,008
Yeah, Dark Shark!

1532
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:16,139
Pops! You did it, Pops!
You're here now! You're here now!

1533
01:22:16,222 --> 01:22:18,308
-Smile! Smile!

1534
01:22:18,391 --> 01:22:19,726
How was it?

1535
01:22:19,809 --> 01:22:21,770
-I almost died.
-But you didn't die.

1536
01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:23,355
-I did.
-You did not.

1537
01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:26,399
You been shot nine times!
That ain't nothin'!

1538
01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:29,861
I'd rather get shot nine times again.
You know what I'm sayin'?

1539
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,448
-I don't wanna never get shot.
-I almost died. I swear to God.

1540
01:22:33,531 --> 01:22:35,951
I was very proud of Dark Shark
for facing his fears.

1541
01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:38,912
'Cause even after that,
he just became a different person,

1542
01:22:38,995 --> 01:22:42,791
and he was even more positive,
and he's had a better look at life.

1543
01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:44,417
Y'know? It really changed him.

1544
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:47,462
Remember the deal, though.
You gotta Crip Walk with me.

1545
01:22:47,545 --> 01:22:49,631
All right. Now, you show me
how to Crip Walk.

1546
01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:50,840
Throw the C's up.

1547
01:22:50,924 --> 01:22:53,134
Just move your legs.
Just give me a little of this.

1548
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,594
-Now do this.

1549
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,513
Yeah, Johnny. Yeah.

1550
01:22:56,596 --> 01:22:58,848
-Little of that.
-Wipe your toe. Wipe it off too.

1551
01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:01,142
Yeah. There you go. Wipe.
There you go. There you go.

1552
01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:04,604
-Damn! Did I do it? Did I do it?

1553
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:07,315
-You did it! You did it!
-Yeah!

1554
01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:10,443
-Yeah, Dark Shark!
-Fuck!

1555
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:36,094
Hopefully, my dick turns white
and not black like everybody else's.

1556
01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:42,642
-Skills.

1557
01:23:45,353 --> 01:23:48,940
-I think I seen this in a <i>Jackass </i>movie.
-You say you saw this in <i>Jackass</i>?

1558
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,568
I don't think those guys
are around anymore.

1559
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,157
-Slap him.

1560
01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:05,457
What? It's just gonna be low?

1561
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:06,708
Whoa!

1562
01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:18,094
So neat.

1563
01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:20,555
-Fuck! Motherfucker!

1564
01:24:20,638 --> 01:24:21,806
Goddamn it, dude.

1565
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,476
-Oh my God.
-Oh.

1566
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,686
That… that thing is huge, man.

1567
01:24:27,645 --> 01:24:28,772
Oh!

1568
01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:30,231
Jail suit.

1569
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:35,195
Not a jail suit.

1570
01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:36,613
It's a flight suit.

1571
01:24:36,696 --> 01:24:38,865
-A what? Hell no.
-Flight suit.

1572
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,663
Oh my God!

1573
01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,052
Okay!

1574
01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:05,892
Fuck!

1575
01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:18,738
That is, uh,
five gallons of pig cum.

1576
01:25:19,739 --> 01:25:22,909
Shut up! Are you serious?

1577
01:25:27,163 --> 01:25:29,499
-Son of a gun!

1578
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:33,878
-Hi.
-All right. You got it, daughter.

1579
01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:34,963
Yeah.

1580
01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:38,424
-Holy shit.

1581
01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:43,388
Hey, Poopies, what happened
with your thong, man?

1582
01:25:43,471 --> 01:25:46,099
Well, I took a poop
before I put the thing on,

1583
01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:50,687
and I only wiped twice and shoulda…
shoulda added that third wipe.

1584
01:25:51,187 --> 01:25:53,648
I'm sorry, anyone in this room,

1585
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:56,776
have you ever been in the clear
after two wipes?

1586
01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:02,198
I have never been
in the clear after less than 15.

1587
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:04,909
Safety first.

1588
01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:08,788
-Hey, what the shit?

1589
01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:10,290
Oh my God!

1590
01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:16,504
I'm Eric Manaka,
and this is Face Your Fears.

1591
01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:19,883
-Ah.

1592
01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:25,388
Was this Felix?

1593
01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:26,598
-Lance.
-Sorry.

1594
01:26:27,932 --> 01:26:30,602
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no! No!

1595
01:26:33,396 --> 01:26:35,982
-Lance?

1596
01:26:36,065 --> 01:26:38,526
Come on, we gotta focus, guys. Focus!

1597
01:26:53,499 --> 01:26:54,751
Whoo!

1598
01:26:57,503 --> 01:27:00,798
-Blocked, blocked, blocked.
-Fuckin' Mini Miyagi over here.

1599
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,550
Mini Miyagi, dude.

1600
01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:07,889
-Did I get you?
-Yes.

1601
01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:10,642
Your order for today.

1602
01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:16,356
-How's this thing work?
-Pull the pin, aim, and shoot.

1603
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,487
Wait a minute! Fuck!

1604
01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:27,659
-I'm Catwoman.
-Ooh. I like it.

1605
01:27:27,742 --> 01:27:29,535
I have to go use the ladies'.

1606
01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:31,287
-All right.
-Sorry.

1607
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:33,539
I gotta think about baseball now.

1608
01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:36,417
-Are you guys twerking?
-Woof. Thank you.

1609
01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:37,752
Whoo!

1610
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:41,714
Nick Merlino's
going down the hill in a pasta strainer.

1611
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,424
He's mentally bankrupt.

1612
01:27:49,472 --> 01:27:51,933
Could you guys talk
about who's stronger?

1613
01:27:52,016 --> 01:27:53,101
I'm stronger.

1614
01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:55,812
-Spike sucks to fight.
-Yeah.

1615
01:27:55,895 --> 01:28:00,233
Like, Spike is so surprisingly
hard to deal with in a fight

1616
01:28:00,316 --> 01:28:02,068
'cause he's wiry, but…

1617
01:28:02,151 --> 01:28:04,612
-No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't!

1618
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:06,614
See? I'm stronger!

1619
01:28:10,493 --> 01:28:11,786
Motherfucker.

1620
01:28:18,084 --> 01:28:19,294
All right, I'm done.

1621
01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:29,220
<i>Reminder, the stunts</i>
<i>in this movie</i>

1622
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,680
<i>were performed by professionals,</i>

1623
01:28:30,763 --> 01:28:33,182
<i>so for your safety</i>
<i>and the protection of those around you,</i>

1624
01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:35,310
<i>do not attempt any</i>
<i>of the stunts you have just seen</i>.



