[soaring orchestral music playing]
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-[chimes ring] -[chicken clucks]
[Johnny] Warning.
The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals,
so for your safety and the protection of those around you,
do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see.
[loud whooshing]
♪ If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
[country music playing]
♪ When you get knocked down You gotta get back up ♪
♪ I ain't the sharpest knife In the drawer ♪
♪ But I know enough ♪
♪ To know ♪
♪ If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
♪ I lit my brain with rotgut whiskey ♪
♪ Till my pain was chicken fried ♪
♪ And I had dudes with badges kiss me ♪
♪ Teach me how to swallow pride ♪
♪ If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
[rock music playing]
♪ When you get knocked down You gotta get back up ♪
♪ That's the way it is in life and love ♪
Yeah, dude. [laughs]
♪ So if you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
♪ I've been up and down and down and out ♪
♪ I've been left and right and wrong ♪
♪ Well, I walked the walk And I run my mouth ♪
♪ Been on the short end for too long ♪
♪ But if they gave medals For honky-tonk wars ♪
-[group cheering] -♪ Honky-tonk wars ♪
♪ I'd spend mine on booze and whores ♪
[screams]
♪ With my IRS bills and all that stuff ♪
-[group cheering] -[Wee Man yells]
♪ If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
♪ When you get knocked down You gotta get back up ♪
[group cheering]
♪ I ain't the sharpest knife… ♪
-[group groans] -[Steve-O laughs]
♪ If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough… ♪
[Zach groans]
[Poopies] Damn.
[engine revving]
[group groans]
-[Jasper laughs] -[Poopies] You all right?
-♪ You gotta be tough ♪ -♪ Yeah, you gotta be tough ♪
♪ You gotta be tough ♪
♪ When you get knocked down You gotta get back up ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ I ain't the sharpest knife In the drawer ♪
-♪ But I know enough to know… ♪ -[group chuckles]
-[man 1] Wow. -[man 2] All right.
-[groans] Oh my… -[group laughs]
♪ If you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
♪ Yeah, you gotta be tough You gotta be tough… ♪
Here we go. Here we go. Steve-O.
-[group groans] -[man 3] Holy fuck.
♪ I ain't the sharpest knife In the drawer ♪
♪ But I know enough to know ♪
♪ That if you're gonna be dumb You gotta be tough ♪
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
[Zach moans] No!
-Come on. Just come on. -[Jeff] Shit.
-[Johnny] There we go! There we go! -[Zach screaming]
-[Wee Man] A double whammy! -[Jeff] Oh shit!
-Get it off! -[Wee Man] He got a double whammy!
-Oh! Get it off! Please get it off! -[Johnny] I can't!
-Oh my God! -I'm trying!
-He won't stop! He won't stop! -Oh, please!
-I'm trying! -Please!
[Jeff] He's bleeding.
Please! Oh my God! Please let me outta here! Crap!
-C'mon! -[theme music playing]
-[Zach] Oh my God! Fuck you, Jeff! -[group laughing]
[Zach groans]
Hello. My name's Johnny Knoxville, and I'm about to end this movie.
-[loud popping] -[all gasp]
-[Johnny laughs] -What?
-[Jeff] First of all, let me say this. -[blasting]
[Jeff] We've made every Jackass movie like it's the last one.
We always take on that attitude. "This is the last one."
We did that after the first movie. We did it after the second movie.
We did it after the third movie.
And after the third movie, I truly did believe that was the last one.
Oh my God! Look in the mirror.
-A grown man. Yes. -[group cheers]
And, uh, I got a call from Knoxville, and he's like, "Hey."
"I think, I'm…"
"I wanna do another Jackass movie." I'm like, "Holy shit."
I don't know. I just had a feeling, y'know?
I'd been writing it for ten years, since the last one.
And I just got looking through all the ideas one day,
and I thought, "These would really be fun to shoot."
Then I got that feeling, which I couldn't get rid of until we shot.
I was 100% sure that the ship had sailed
and that we would never make Jackass again.
Then all of a sudden, outta nowhere, after a decade,
Knoxville says, "I'm ready to go again."
Yeah, I know. Totally blindsided me.
But I was stoked. God.
-[man] How you doing? -Good morning.
-[man] All right. Good to see you. -Good to see you.
[Jeff] We all knew we wanted to bring in some new blood,
but I wanted to also make sure
we had the original cast and get them represented.
They had to be on board with it too.
-Yeah, Wee Man. Good morning. -[Wee Man] Yeah, man.
-Yeah, Johnny. -[Johnny] What's goin' on?
[Johnny] And then, as far as finding new cast,
we just reached out to friends.
This man right here, Trip Taylor, is the reason we have this man, Poopies.
-Legend. -Yeah.
Lookin' for some fresh blood, and Trip's like, "You gotta meet Poopies."
[surf music playing]
[Steve-O] He's just so lovable and dumb.
Ow.
Which is a really good mix for Jackass.
Hey, I'm Jasper, and I'm gonna jump off this ramp.
[Jeff] I met Jasper in 2010,
when we started shooting a show called Loiter Squad together.
I knew he'd fit right in.
-[man] You a'ight, Jasper? -Victory is mine!
I learned about Zach from the World Wide Web.
You'd see these gnarly videos of a… larger fellow
doing really outrageous stunts.
[cameraman] This is the Suicide Vest.
-[firecrackers popping] -[Zach groaning]
Yeah, Zach won everybody over.
[groans] Fuck!
[cameraman] Jesus Christ.
And how'd you find Rachel?
I just liked her Instagram. I thought she was funny.
My mom, she was the judge that put O.J. Simpson in prison.
-[woman] What the-- -Yeah.
So basically, O.J. Simpson got sent to prison
by the same woman who sent me to my room.
-[audience chuckles] -But we got out.
[audience laughs]
-This is Eric Manaka. -[Eric] Mm-hmm.
[Johnny] Eric, did you think when I cast you
for that film in South Africa
that you would be standing here today?
-Never in a million years. -Covered in semen?
With semen in my mouth, currently.
-[chuckling] -Mm-hmm.
-You've hit the big time, kid. -[both laughing]
-Hi, Mum. -Ooh. Sorry, Mom.
[Jeff] So we got this great new cast together,
but I think we still all had some questions.
And then, you know, there's, like, there's trepidation just on,
y'know, how we're older now.
-Like, is it still funny? -Yeah, I was skeptical. I was… I mean…
-You were the most skeptical. -I was very skeptical--
We came to you. We were all psyched. Then you were like, "Uh…"
It was like, "We have to prove it to ourselves that it's a good idea."
So let's shoot a couple days but not commit,
and let it tell us that it's a movie.
[Jeff] The first thing we wanted to shoot was a bit that Steve-O shot a while ago,
just to see if the new guys could really, y'know, keep up.
[Wee Man laughs]
First of all, thank you, guys, for being here.
-[group] Yeah. -Bear with me.
This is the first intro I've done in ten years, I think, so…
[all laughing]
-Wow. -Holy shit.
-Oh, stop. Stop. Please stop. -[group cheering]
All right.
This is Fire in the Hole.
[Ehren chuckles]
There's other hot sauces, but this is his.
Wee Man's Chronic Tacos.
-For the best in hot sauce enemas. -[group chuckling]
[cracking up] The old taste of Mexico.
[all laughing]
[Johnny] Let's, uh… let's assume the positions, fellas.
-[group chattering] -[Johnny] I… Goddamn.
I don't know where I'm gonna put it in at, Preston.
There might be some, uh, scrounging around a little.
Okay, everybody insert.
Sorry, bro!
-Oh my God, kid. -[all clamoring]
[Chris] You gotta make sure it goes up. It's in his butthole.
-[Ehren] To the left! Too much air! -[Preston] To the left! The fuckin' left!
Oh my God! No, you're too low! Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!
[Chris] Are you ready?
-[Ehren] You can put it in yourself. -[Wee Man] Hot sauce is goin' in!
Are you ready?
[guys screaming and groaning]
-[Johnny] It's not goin' down! -[Poopies] Hey!
-It's not goin' down! -[group laughing]
-[Preston] I don't have any. -Oh, Poopies' is going down.
-[men groaning] -[Johnny] Oh no!
-[Chris] Slowly going in. -[Wee Man] It burning?
-It's burning! -[Johnny] It's not going!
[Ehren] There you go.
-Oh, fucking fuck! -It's all over my hands now. Ugh.
-[Jaws] Yours isn't goin' in either! -Oh shit!
-[Poopies] Oh God! -[Dave] Jesus!
[Jaws] Ehren.
-[Jeff] Here, try this pump. -[Johnny] Okay, we got a pump.
[Chris] Guys! I got shit on my hands!
-[Johnny] One second. -[Jeff] We gotta let-- Go on, Spike.
-[Johnny] Okay, are you in, Jaws? -[Jaws] I'm in.
-[gas escapes] -[all groaning]
[group laughing]
[Chris] Oh no!
[screams] Fuckin' put it in my eye!
[guys groaning]
-[group laughing] -[Johnny] Guys, watch it. Whoo.
-[Wee Man laughs] Yeah. -[Poopies] Oh God.
-Here's some relief, fellas. There you go. -Yes. [sighs]
-[Johnny] What flavor you need? -I want one.
[Preston] PJ, please.
-[Chris] He needs a poopsicle real quick. -[Johnny] There, Preston.
-Who-- There you go, Poopies. -Thank you, sir.
-[Ehren] Relieve your ass. -[Johnny] Jaws, are you okay?
-It feels so much better. -[Poopies] It does feel way better.
-[Preston] Great. -Good. Doin' the trick.
-[Wee Man laughs] -[Poopies] Oh, yeah.
You dare me to do this?
[group screams and groans]
[Chris] Ass to mouth. ATM!
-My God! -[Poopies] Wanna see something? Watch.
-[Wee Man] Oh God! -[group laughing]
[Poopies] Oh shit.
-[Dave] It's gonna be a fucked-up movie. -[Wee Man] Yeah.
In hindsight, it was like an initiation.
It was like, if you can get through this, then you can, y'know?
If you don't storm off set going, "Nothin' doing,"
then it shows that you're down. [chuckles]
I didn't know what to expect with Jackass.
'Cause it was this weird feeling of, "I've known you guys my whole life."
But also, "Oh my God."
"I can't believe I'm here with them in person."
We're gonna have a little competition between Preston Lacy and Zach Holmes.
Who can do the biggest long jump?
All competitors follow our instructions as the gospel truth.
We frown on poor sportsmanship, gambling, and slang.
-[man 1] Okay. -All right. Get in our positions!
-[crew member claps] -[all laughing]
[man 2] Oh God.
[group chattering]
-Fuck, I'm prime time! I'm prime time! -We are fucked.
[group continues laughing]
-[Wee Man] He's like, "I'm fucked." -[man 3] Stretch it out, Zach. Stretch.
[Zach farts]
-[man 4] Right there. There's the-- -[man 5] You guys are in the sweet spot.
Man, I'm right in there.
-[man 5] Planned this out well. -I'm makin' muscles.
-I just wasn't thinking, and whoop-de-do. -[Ehren laughs]
[man 5] All right. Good luck.
-[Chris] Zachary, are you ready? -I'm ready.
Okay.
-♪ Let me see the Tootsee Roll… ♪ -[horn blares]
C'mon!
[man 6 laughing] Oh!
[guys groaning]
Fuckin' God!
[guys grunting]
♪ Cotton candy, sweetie, go Let me see the Tootsee Roll… ♪
Got kneed right in… Oh God.
-[Johnny] How much do you weigh? -[Zach laughs] Like, fuckin' 400 pounds.
-[Johnny laughs] Oh shit! -[Zach] Approximately.
-♪ Cotton candy, sweetie, go… ♪ -[horn blares]
-[Wee Man screams] -[Ehren] Oh no. Oh no.
[group groans]
[Wee Man] Fuck you, P!
-[grunts] Fuckin' dying. -[group laughing]
-Dude, I think he's cryin'. -[Johnny] You went and hit me so hard.
-[Wee Man groans] -[Johnny] Oh my God.
[Wee Man] Oh. Now, that was a straight knee to the nuts. [groans]
[Preston] Sorry, Wee Man.
Judging this contest is next to impossible.
There's only one way to really find out which athlete's day will be today,
and that's if they run simultaneously.
[horn blares]
[guys scream]
[all groan]
-[Ehren] Goddamn it! -[all laughing and grunting]
[Zach grunts]
[Preston] Oh, that hurt. That hurt quite a lot.
[Ehren] Oh shit.
[Zach chuckling] That was fun.
[Chris] The athleticism was dazzling.
-[Rachel] It was magnificent. -[Preston] No.
[Rachel] The judges have, uh, assessed the results,
and it's obvious the clear winner today is diabetes, but…
-[group laughing] -[Wee Man] Wow.
I think by halfway through the first day, we were like, "Oh, this just feels great."
-[laughing] He just-- -[Spike] Oh my God. That's amazing.
I mean, it just felt good immediately.
Everyone was psyched.
-Everyone was in a good mood. -[all cheer]
[Johnny] It was just-- We were getting great stuff.
A lot of those bits from the test wound up in the movie.
-[Ehren yells] -[all laughing hysterically]
[Jasper laughs nervously]
-Mom, I'm sorry. -[Johnny] You don't wanna play, Jasper?
[Jasper] It's cool.
[Poopies] The plexi penis smush.
Oh my gosh. This is where I was like, "Okay."
"Things are gettin' a little too gnarly right now."
"Things are goin' too far."
But I had to do it.
First time I've ever shown my dick on camera.
I've for sure never seen a dick that flat in my life.
It was like science class.
You just learn something new. What the dick can do.
My name's Johnny Knoxville, and this is Dong-Pong.
-Gentlemen. There you go. -Thank you.
-[Chris] Holy shit. -[Jasper grunts]
-[Rachel] Ah. -Hey, try and get the ball.
-[groaning] Ow! Go get that! -[Rachel] Get it, get it.
-[Dave sighs] -[man 1] Dude.
-[man 2] Oh my God. -[Johnny] Fifteen, love.
[group laughing]
-We just gotta take a breath. -[both take a deep breath]
[Rachel] Look each other in the eyes. Get in sync.
Ping-pong, rally on.
M'kay.
-[group exclaims] -Yeah!
-Oh! -[group cheers]
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! -Victors!
Let's try this. This is like a mini tug-of-war. See how…
-Back up. -Oh.
-Ow. -[Chris] Oh, dear.
-Ow! Oh my God! Ow! -[Poopies screams]
[all groaning]
-[Poopies groaning] Ow! Oh my God! Ow! -[group laughing]
[Poopies] It's a slider! Oh my God!
[Rachel] That was my first day,
meeting everyone and then seeing all of their dicks and their buttholes.
And then it felt like family after that.
-That's a wrap on this test. -Sorry, sorry.
Amazing job, everyone.
Thank you, everybody.
[all cheering and applauding]
[Jeff] And so, after the two-day shoot,
me, Spike, and Knoxville all said, "It's a go."
"And it's definitely… It feels right."
[cast chattering]
[Jeff] So, we officially began shooting the movie on March 3, 2020.
Here they come.
Yeah, legend.
-[man] What up? -What's up? How are you?
-[man] Good, and yourself? -Good, man. I'm ready.
Got the boys here. We got the crew. First stunt of the year.
Um, first stunt of the movie, actually.
-Yeah, Cordell. -'Sup, buddy?
-How're you? -Great to see you.
Good to see you. So, yeah, we're on. Good to see you.
[man] Yeah, man. Are you excited to get things picked up?
Dude, I'm so excited.
I've been waitin' pretty much my whole life for this, so…
I mean, we're… I'm workin' with legends right here.
I mean, it's crazy.
I'm excited.
[indistinct chatter]
[Johnny] Can you guess who I am, Dimitry?
-Who? -[Johnny] Can you--? I'm Tesla.
Tesla's under-admired.
And this is going to do nothing to help that. [chuckles]
[man] All right.
This is our friend James, an esteemed scientist.
-You're a scientist? -Yes.
What is that?
[James] That is an electric eel.
-They can put out up to 600 volts. -[Johnny gasps]
So, the idea for the electric eel was that,
"Can electricity come from this animal, go through somebody,
and into a metal key and then into somebody else?"
[Johnny] Yeah.
That was funny.
Oh, man. Wee Man tryin' to do intros?
He could not get those intros right, and it was so satisfying.
Hi. I'm Benjamin Franklin, father of electricity,
and this is an electric eel.
Countrymen, natives…
-[laughs] -Wait, no.
-Romans. -Friends.
-Romans.
-Romans and countrymen. -Countrymen.
Friends, Romans, and countrymen,
show me your rears.
[group cracks up]
[Rachel, laughing] Lend me your ears.
-[Steve-O] Show him your rear! -[man 1] Lend me your ears.
[laughing] Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears.
[group laughing]
-[Johnny] Okay. Oh, yeah. -[Wee Man] Ready? Yes.
Friends, Romans, and Ehren, lend me your rear.
-[electricity crackles] -Oh gosh! [scoffs]
It did.
-[Steve-O] Jesus! -[Wee Man] Are you ready?
[Steve-O laughs]
-[electricity crackles] -[Ehren groans]
-[electricity crackles] -[yelps]
[Johnny] Keep it on there, Wee Man. Get the key in.
-[electricity crackles] -[Ehren screams]
[group laughing]
[man 2] Did it work?
-Yeah, it worked. We got electricity, man. -What? Fuckin' key, man.
What do you think the lights are on for?
-[key clangs] -[laughs]
We learned that electric eels do conduct enough electricity
to go through Wee Man, into a key, into a butthole.
It's like, we learned important things. Science things.
-[Jeff] Yeah. Who knew? -[Spike] Who knew?
[Johnny] We ended that day on a high.
And I remember
going home that night, and it was my birthday.
And I got a call from Spike,
and I'm like, "Oh, Spike's callin' to wish me happy birthday."
-[laughs] -And he's like, "Hey man."
[spluttering] "Uh, we're going to shut down."
I'm like, "What do you mean?" He goes, "COVID."
And I was-- I just couldn't wrap my head around us shutting down.
We didn't know if it was gonna be for two weeks,
if it was gonna be for a month.
-[nurse] Exposure to someone positive? -[Dave] No.
[nurse] All right. You're gonna get swabbed twice.
So if you need to blow your nose, go ahead and do so now.
[Johnny] Because of the coronavirus,
today is our first day filming again in seven months.
-Notice anything different? -[Jeff] A funny thing happened.
When we came back, Johnny Knoxville had gray hair.
-[Johnny] Thank you. We're good? -[man] You're okay.
[Johnny] All right.
I'm all safe to shoot a very dangerous film. [chuckles]
And then, we're one of the first movies in Los Angeles that's back up and running.
[Poopies] Good morning. Whoo. Day one.
[Jeff] And we're almost like guinea pigs. Like, it was tricky.
And we had to get tested every day.
There was just a whole new set of safety protocols.
-[Steve-O coughs] -[man] Steve-O just coughed.
-[group laughs] -[Chris] I'll get Ebola.
So, let's use that to our advantage. Like, let's…
Let's throw a COVID safety meeting.
This is Don, our "COVID safety officer" for today.
He will be running the guys through some safety precautions while on set.
And, uh, man, I just hope it goes well.
[Johnny and Don laugh]
[man] There's Pontius, Zach.
[Don] Well, my name's Don Ruffin.
I'm a COVID-19 compliance officer.
I'm here to help implement the standards by the CDC
to help you get-- keep you guys safe.
So, we wanna keep the crew--
[air whooshing loudly]
[Poopies] Oh my God!
[cast laughing and grunting]
[man] What the fuck, you asshole?
[Ehren] Jesus Christ! Fuck!
[cast continues laughing]
[Poopies] I thought the world was ending for a second.
[group laughing loudly]
[Ehren] I thought that was a COVID test.
Aren't we supposed to take this shit seriously?
That was a real good way to get back into… [chuckling]
And at that moment, I truly realized, like,
we're fucked.
[chuckles] Like, anything goes.
Uh, we, as, uh, the cast, are basically gonna just be
tortured for the next year.
-Whatever. -[man] Oh my God.
That was the first thing we shot back from COVID.
So already, the guys were on their toes.
And plus, with the new protocols,
they knew we weren't gonna be able to shoot as much man on the street,
so we were gonna take that out on the cast. [chuckles]
Hi. What's up, everybody? My name's Poopies.
I'm the newest member of the Jackass 4 crew.
[interviewer] What is gonna change about your life once this comes out?
Well, I think that, um…
Well, one thing that I think is gonna change in my life is, uh,
the fame.
But I don't let that get to me, dude.
I just wanna be by the beach, surfin' and chasin' chicks my whole life.
So, I mean, that's gonna be definitely a plus,
but I just wanna make more… more projects and film more--
-[Poopies groans] -[Johnny laughing]
Oh my gosh, dude. [chuckles]
-Oh, bro! -[Johnny] Are you okay?
-Are you okay? -Oh my gosh! That was a good slap, dude.
[chuckling] Holy shit. Knoxville, good morning.
I'm always on edge when I'm on set because,
y'know, anything can be a prank.
[air whooshing loudly]
[Ehren] What the fuck?
-What the fuck? -[Johnny] Oh my God!
[Zach] I knew it!
-I fuckin' knew it! -[Johnny] Oh my God!
Like, this could be a prank right now. I don't fuckin' know.
-[laughs] You know? -[blasting]
And every-- Nothing is real.
-[man] Let's lay it down. -[laughing] What the fuck?
[all laughing]
[sighs, laughs nervously]
Sorry. It's so nerve-racking in here.
[interviewer] What's the grossest bit that was shot so far in this movie?
Huh.
-[loud popping] -[Johnny] Oh.
[group laughing]
[man] Jesus.
-[cast laughing] -[man] Jeez.
That was five gallons of horse semen!
-[Wee Man spits] -[laughs]
-[Steve-O groans] -[spits, laughs]
-[all laughing] -[man] Clear.
-[electricity crackles] -[Wee Man yells]
-[chuckling] I'll fuck you up! -[electricity crackling]
They told me they was doing something. I forgot.
Sayin' they were scaring somebody else.
Next thing you know, I'm locked in a room.
But I never imagined they'd put me in a room with a bear.
-[guys snickering] -Hey, man!
-Hey, hey! -[bear growling]
Hey, get that fuckin' bear, bro! Hey! Aw, shit.
-Hey, man! What the fuck, bro? -[bear growls]
-[both laughing] -He's trying to hide!
[Dark Shark screaming]
-Help! Hey, man, get this damn thing, bro! -[Johnny on PA] Dark Shark.
[laughing] My dad's in there with a bear right now.
[on PA] Dark Shark, those trees aren't real.
You can't climb them.
[both laughing]
[bear growls]
[Dark Shark screams]
-[Johnny laughing] -[bear snorts]
[screams] He's biting me! He bit me!
Throughout the years, y'know, I slowly developed more and more PTSD,
just like any of the other guys, about what's really happening
or if we're getting pranked.
And I'm gonna have to say that that came,
for me, at a height at Silence of the Lambs.
-That was… They took it too far. -[loud bang]
[Dave] Doggone it!
[Ehren] Oh fuck!
[Dave] We got locked in a pitch-black room and tortured for like 20 minutes straight.
It was terrifying.
[Dave] Hey, what do you guys want us to do--? Ow!
[groaning] Ow! Ow!
-You guys are fuckin' assholes! -[man] Guess!
I hope it's funny, but, man, to be in that moment, it was… it was…
It was like…
I thought I was gonna die, and not a… a painless death.
That was… I don't remember being that scared, like, maybe ever.
Fuck!
[sighs, exhales deeply]
Oh, man, dude. I still don't…
It's so hard to trust. Is it over? Is it over?
[man 1] It's over.
-[woman chuckles] -[man 2] It's over, bro.
I'm scared of what you guys do, you guys go through.
-Like, no one's safe. -[electricity crackles]
-[Ehren groans] Fuck! Why? -[group laughing]
And, uh, I was, like, kind of scared every time I showed up.
I was, like… I was very nervous the first day.
-[nurse 1] Get your temperature taken. -[thermometer beeps]
[nurse 1] All right. You're all good. There.
[mellow country music playing]
[nurse 2] Thank you.
-[Eric] Actually, I'm gonna pee quick. -[woman] We're ready.
-[Eric] I'm gonna pee. -[woman] Oh, okay. Go.
-[explosion blasts] -[Eric screams]
-I fuckin' knew it! I fuckin' knew it! -[group laughing]
-I knew it. I knew it, you motherfucker. -[laughing]
I fuckin' knew it!
-[cracking up] -[Wee Man] Yeah!
-[Preston] Yeah! -Fired up!
-That thing caught on fire, dude. -[Zach laughs]
-[man] Oh my God! Oh my God! -[Eric] I peed, like, all over myself.
Went into the porta-potty, and it fuckin' exploded. [laughing]
Like, hook, line, and sinker.
[scoffs] Like, I produce pranks for a living.
And the whole cast plays it so well, I had no idea.
It's one of those things.
When you watch it growing up, you're in love with it,
but when you're actually there on set, you're like, "This is fuckin' hardcore."
[in exaggerated British accent] Hello, governor.
We're here with Eric André, world-famous elephant hunter.
And we're gonna do a little big-game hunting today.
[in British accent] This might be the diphtheria, but they look delicious.
-[Wee Man] That's fuckin' gnarly. -[Zach] Which way are we gonna go?
[in British accent] If there's one thing any schoolboy knows,
it's hunting big game requires a big gun.
[group laughs]
[Wee Man] This is a bad day to be an elephant.
[Zach laughing] So bad.
It appears they're linked together.
-Is that how they snog? -[group laughs]
["British Grenadiers" playing]
[Johnny] Oi! Dead ahead.
-[Eric] Aim for the mother! -[Dave] Hup, hup!
[Chris] Okay!
Powder!
-[Eric] Thrust, thrust. -And fire when ready.
[Eric shouts]
[Wee Man groans]
[Johnny] Got one!
-[all laughing] -[Poopies] Oh!
[Chris] Twenty pound sterling bounty on the baby elephant.
[Eric] Twenty quid for a baby? Are you mad?
-[group groans] -[Wee Man] Oh fuck!
[Johnny] He's feisty.
He'll make a fine decoration for the sitting room. Ha ha ha!
-[group laughs] -[Dave] Fully reloaded!
They're getting tired. We've got 'em tired.
[Eric] God save the Queen.
-[all groan] -[Johnny] Got him!
[Chris] You got him square in the bojangles.
[Dave] Right in the ivory!
-[man] Incoming! -[Dave] He's down!
[Preston groans] Motherfucker, dudes.
Would someone provide this elephant with a veterinarian?
He seems hurt.
-[Preston groans] -[Jeff] Keep shooting. What are we doin'?
We gotta get it again.
We don't have this yet. Like… Can you take another? You're all right.
My favorite part of that is Knoxville trying to get you
to go talk to the elephants, who are upset.
And I feel like that's a big part of the thing.
You guys are like-- You're good cop, bad cop.
You need to go talk to the elephants.
-They're good. -[man] They're good.
-Preston's good to go? -Preston, you're good, right?
[Preston] I don't know. It's startin' to swell up.
-Ah, fuck. It hurts so bad. Oh, shit. -[Jeff] Let's reset. We're goin' again.
-Let's go after the bull. -[Jeff] You guys are thirsty.
-You're around your watering hole. -You guys go on one leg. Go on one leg.
-[Jeff] Just happy. -[Johnny] Move the camera.
[Jeff] Show them. The elephants need to be on this side of the pond--
-[Jeff] Fuck! -[Eric, in British accent] Good show!
-[all laughing] -[Dave cheering]
[Jeff] Right in the fuckin' tuchus!
[groans loudly]
It's weird, though. They don't like seeing me get hit or hurt.
-Really? -Yeah.
-What are you talkin' about? -Yeah, what are you talking about?
What? Everyone cheers when, like, I stun-gun you or, like…
People were so happy when you got shot by the elephant gun.
-Yeah. -Are we ready?
I'm sorry. I'm on cloud nine.
-I dropped my accent and everything. -[group laughs]
[man] Show me what you got here. Oh my God.
[Jeff] That thing hurt.
But then our hunt was rudely interrupted by an explosion.
I think-- Was it Ehren that was blasted out of the toilet?
-[explosion blasts] -[Ehren screams]
-[shouts] -[Johnny] Okay!
-Get him! -[Johnny] Okay. Put the gun down!
-Gun down. -It's loaded. It's hot!
[screams] What the fuck! Ah, goddamn it!
[cast laughing]
[Ehren] Seriously?
Fuck you guys!
-[Johnny] Yeah! We got Ehren! -[Chris] Holy shit!
[Ehren panting]
[group laughing]
-[Dave] It got you? -[Ehren] What do you mean, did it get me?
We were shooting in the field, and we saw a huge fireball from over here.
Everyone dropped the whole bit and started running.
[Ehren] Are you fuckin' kidding me?
[group chuckling]
-[woman] Okay. -[man] What are you, Johnny?
I'm a fuckin' flamingo. What do you think?
[man 1] What? I dunno.
So, what's gonna happen here is we're swinging.
And they're coming down, and they're gonna get in our way.
But our goal is to really damage them,
and their goal is to, uh, somehow avoid us,
but they're not going to.
I'm Jasper, and this is the Swingset Gauntlet.
-Mya! -[Johnny] Ooh-whee!
-Nya! -[Johnny scoffs]
-That's your cow sound? -[man] That's your, uh…
-Yeah, I'm a different type of cow. -[surf music playing]
[Jeff] I wanna see a little pelican head go flyin' across the yard.
[man 1] Look at the pelican fly! Come on, pelican!
[man 2] All right, start pumpin'.
[Johnny] You had me at "start pumpin'."
[Johnny grunts]
[all laughing]
-Watch your head! -[Jasper yelps]
[Jeff] Oh my God.
[Jasper yelps, groans]
-[Chris laughs] -[Dave] Oh.
[yelps, grunts]
[all groaning and laughing]
Are you okay?
Holy…
-Are you okay? -Dude.
-[laughing] Holy shit! -[Johnny] Are you all right?
[Ehren] He spun in the air like a fuckin'…
-[Dave spits] -[Ehren] Dude!
-Did I do it right? -[laughing] Oh my God!
-[Dave] I didn't even know what happened. -[Ehren] Oh my God!
[Dave] I was cruisin' along on my cool little box here.
Fuckin' dickhead Ehren smashed the fuck outta me.
[Ehren laughs]
[Dave] I didn't land in the soft sand. I landed back on this bullshit.
-[group laughs] -[Johnny] Your head broke your landing.
[Chris in East Coast accent] Hi, Nick Merlino. Bye, Nick Merlino.
[group laughing]
-I'm gonna clobber that crustacean. -[all laugh]
Okay, go.
Get the speed, Chris.
[Chris] I'm gonna pulverize that prawn.
[all groan and laugh]
[Chris laughing] Oh my God!
-[Johnny cracking up] -[Ehren] Holy shit!
-Dude, he did, like, four flips. Dude. -[Nick groans]
-[Chris] Dude. -[Johnny] Pontius, that was a good one.
-Holy shit. -[man 3] That was great.
[Nick] Yeah, that knocked the wind outta me.
-Dude. -That fuckin' sucked.
[in East Coast accent] Hey lobster, you lost?
-[man 4] Awesome. -[all laughing]
[machine whirring]
[Jeff] It was really fun to bring back Irving Zisman.
We haven't seen that guy in a while.
You gotta see the manager in here.
You should see the bunglestein on her.
-[laughs] -I'd like to tap her like a keg.
Oh no. [laughs]
[quietly]
No?
[Irving] Okay. What kind of a thing should I…
'Cause she's a little sweet on me too.
Man.
-I feel like-- -She's about your age.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Damn.
-Maybe-- -Don't go blowin' up my spot.
[laughs] Gotta watch out.
Yeah, I don't need any cockblocks around here.
-[container pops] -It's Brad?
-Yeah. -[Irving, softly] You wanna have some fun?
-Yeah, man. -[Irving] Okay.
[groans, grunts]
-[alarm blaring] -[Irving] Oh.
[quietly]
[Irving exhales, groans]
Irving, what did you… what did you do that for?
-What should we do now? -[Irving laughs]
-Oh my goodness. -Hold onto that.
That's a pretty nice soup bone.
Mm, my goodness, check out the torpedo on that submarine.
-He's got a broomstick like a banana slug. -[alarm stops]
[manager] How--? Oh my God. Oh wow.
Hi, Cheryl.
Oh, fuck. Hello, Irving.
-What the hell did you do now? -I didn't do it. He pulled it.
What?
Why do what? You pulled it! You said, "Watch this" and pulled it.
[softly] Oh, why are you being a cockblock? Talk me up.
You're bein' a cockblock. Talk me up.
He's your age, so he's, like, trying to hit on you.
And it's not a good time for you to do that.
-I… -What?
-What's your name? -Brad.
-[Cheryl] Did you pull the fire alarm? -No.
-[Cheryl] Okay. Irving says you did. -I know--
[Irving] All of you who think Brad did it, raise your hand.
[men exclaim]
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -What's your problem?
-Ah. Wow, this is my kind of party. -[men laugh]
-All right. -I kinda feel like partyin' right now.
[dance music playing on boom box]
[men exclaim]
[Irving] Oh! Hey, oh!
-[men cheer] -[Irving grunting]
[men clamoring]
[Irving] Come on, Brad. Let's get rad.
-[man 1] C'mon! -Yeah, man.
-Yeah, Brad! -[Brad laughs]
-[man 2] Brad. -[all cheering]
[Cheryl] Yay!
[Irving] Yeah, Brad! Yeah, Brad!
-[Johnny] Good luck, Wee Man. -[Wee Man] Thanks.
[Jeff] That's one of the disco-iest camel toes I've ever seen.
[group laughs]
-[Chris grunts] -Stop, okay?
-[both laugh] -Oh my God.
I'm Wee Man, and this is the Ballknocker.
[machinery whirring]
-[Steve-O] It's fuckin' party time, man. -[man 1] Yeah.
[Preston grunts]
[machinery stops]
-[Johnny] Three, two, one, go! -[Wee Man grunts]
-[Wee Man groans] -[man 2] Oh shit!
-[all groan and laugh] -[Steve-O claps]
[Preston] Fuck.
[Preston, Zach, and Wee Man groaning]
-Wee Man, are you okay? Holy shit. -[man 3] Jason? Jason, speak.
-[man 4] That was intense. -[Johnny] You okay?
-Yeah. -Talk. Talk, talk.
-Am I bleedin'? -[group] No.
-[Johnny] How did that feel? -[Wee Man] It felt like a car crash.
-[Johnny] It looked like a car crash. -[Wee Man] Fuck.
[Zach] Oh my God.
-[Johnny] How do you feel, Zach? -[Zach] Dude, my asshole hurts.
-[group laughing] -[Wee Man] How does your asshole hurt?
I don't wanna hear anything about that.
-You asked me how I felt. -I know. But why does that hurt?
-I don't know! [laughs] -[group chuckles]
-I don't know! -I don't know what bit you just did.
[Zach and Wee Man laughing]
So, on Wildboyz, we filmed this bit
where we were in Africa, and we had fish attached to strings.
Like, cinched up around our packages.
It's time for a little penis fishing. We're fishing for fish eagles!
[Chris] And so, the eagles would swoop down, grab the fish,
and then yank our packages taught.
-[Wee Man inhales sharply, screams] -[Chris groans, laughs]
[Wee man shrieking and laughing]
[Chris laughing] Oh my God!
But MTV wouldn't let us air it. It was a little graphic.
And so we thought, "Well, let's try to do that idea."
Like, I got word that this guy had two fish eagles.
I'm like, "Ah, fish eagles. I've got an idea for that."
I gotta tell ya, breaking bones and shovin' things up your butt
doesn't get any easier with age.
I'm just kidding.
Shovin' things up your butt gets a lot easier.
I'm Steve-O, and this is the Dine and Dash.
[group chuckles]
-Oh no. -Oh God.
The basic idea was shove a fish up Steve-O's butt
and have an eagle come and just grab the fish hard
and fly off, hopefully grabbing some of his butt
and flying away with it.
But the fish eagle just, kinda just gently lands next to him.
[Steve-O] Oh my God. I just saw his fuckin' beak.
-[Chris] He's checkin' it. -[Jasper] Just smack it.
-[eagle cries] -[Rachel] Oh my God.
-Ow! -[Rachel] Oh my God!
-I saw it come out of his asshole! -Ow! Oh!
-Ow! -[Jeff] He got the first fish easily.
So, well, we got… we gotta make something out of this.
So, we just stuffed the fish a little further up in there
and wrapped it up around his balls and stuff. [chuckles]
Do you want to, uh, really rub the fish all over my balls?
[man 1] Ooh.
-I can. -[group laughs]
[Johnny] Do we have a rubber band? Ah, no?
Jesus Christ. How big are his nuts?
-I don't know how-- My God. -[group laughs]
[Chris] I got a hair tie. Would that work?
-You're a genius. -[Chris] I want that back, though.
-[Johnny] I need-- -[screams]
-[Johnny] Wait, Steve-O, I'm not-- -Hey, no cheap shot!
-It doesn't get any cheaper than this. -[Steve-O laughs]
-[man 2] Let him get every last scrap. -[Steve-O chuckling]
Come on, man. That's HomeTown Buffet.
-Oh shit. -[Steve-O screams]
His beak is so fuckin' gnarly. Oh shit.
-[man 3] Need to go for it. -Oh shit! [groans]
-[eagle cries] -Ah. [groans]
-[exhales] -[Rachel] Eat more.
-Oh! [yells] -[group exclaims]
[Rachel] Literally a bottom-feeder. Yeah!
-[Steve-O shrieking] -[eagle chewing loudly]
[group laughing]
-[crunches] -[Steve-O screams]
Ow!
Here I am, like, butt naked.
I got, like, stickin' stuff up my butt,
and my balls were on the line.
-[crunches] -[Steve-O screams]
-[shrieking] Oh! Oh! -[group laughs nervously]
-He literally ate your ass. -[Steve-O] Oh, he really did.
-Does it look sweet? -[Johnny] Give Pontius his hair tie back.
Dude, I'm gonna sell this on eBay.
-[laughs] -Yeah.
-[chuckles] -I'm not surprised that bit's in 4.5.
-But I wasn't givin' up on the raptors. -Yeah.
So, we got a raptor to rip off my eyebrows.
That was amazing.
-Put your chin down. -Okay.
After we're all done, after it's all over,
I want you to relax with some cucumber and elderflower water.
[Dark Shark] That's crazy. Look at that big motherfucker.
-Do you like birds? -I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Yeah, no. I'm scared of birds. You can't tell I keep jumpin'?
Dark Shark was funny during that bit because he's so scared of birds.
Yeah, I'm… I been scared of birds since I was, like, ten years old.
You know, I got a phobia.
-[man] We're ready to go. -Oh, shit! Oh, damn.
-[group chuckles] -Oh, shit.
[Dark Shark] That motherfucker ready to go, got business.
I'm serious.
[Johnny snickers]
I'm gonna be well groomed.
You're gonna be as smooth as the new guys.
[group chuckles nervously]
-[raptor cries] -[hair rips]
[group laughs]
Let's see. [chuckles]
Got one little bit still left. [laughs]
[Chris] There's a tiny racing stripe.
That's the way they're wearing them these days.
-[hair rips] -Ow. [sighs]
Know what? I have those eyebrows.
-I saved them. -Oh, did you?
[Chris] Yeah. I thought it'd be a good idea.
After 4.5 comes out, we can auction them off to charity to help the kids.
-That's great. -Yeah.
[Chris] You look really sexy.
If you think I look good now, just wait.
-Job's only just begun. -[both chuckle]
Yeah, I didn't even realize how badly I missed working with Chris
until we started shooting this movie.
Yeah, we just have the best time.
Yeah, I think it makes us become better than our own individual selves.
It makes our personalities multiply.
Chris and I together is better than the sum of its parts.
-That's the word, yes. -[chuckles]
[Jeff] The problem was, once we ripped his eyebrows off,
now we got Steve-O with no eyebrows,
and we're only two-thirds of the way through the movie, so… [chuckles]
[Steve-O] I walked out, and I was like, "What the hell ramp is that, dude?"
Like, "What kind of sissy operation is this?"
And then I found out that he's wearin' a rocket pack.
I'm like, "Okay, cool. I'm in." [laughs]
-[harp playing] -Welcome to my Fantasy Island.
Today, we got a couple of hot-shit water skiers,
Parks Bonifay, Poopies,
a rocket jet pack.
I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Oh, and we also got, uh, Bunny the Lifeguard.
-[Chris] Kind of a new alter ego. -[Johnny laughs]
-[Chris] Creepy porno dude. -[group laughs]
-[Wee Man] "Creepy porno dude." -Yeah, there we go.
[chuckles] So, where are we gonna fuck?
[group laughs]
[Parks] Poopies, with the two liquid CO2 rocket-powered backpacks,
and he's gonna edge out of the big red kicker.
And then he's got a little strap here, and as soon as you pull that,
she kicks, and you're goin' for a ride for eight seconds.
[man] Poopies, when you hit the ramp, hit the jet pack for additional thrust.
I'm Bunny the Lifeguard,
and this is Hot Shit Water Skiing, take 69.
-["Vacation" playing] -Yeah.
-[Parks] You good? -[Poopies] Yeah.
♪ Get my mind off of you ♪
[engine revving]
-[Chris] Yeah, bro! Yeah! -♪ Back here at home ♪
♪ There's nothin' to do… ♪
-[Steve-O] Go, Poop! -[all cheer]
-[Ehren] Yeah, man! -[Dave] Get it!
-♪ I wish I'd stayed… ♪ -[jet pack whooshes]
-[Johnny] Oh no! -[group laughing]
[laughs]
[laughing] That was about 20 feet before the ramp.
I pulled it, and I think I fell forward.
[Parks] Yeah, it pushed you forward into the water.
[Poopies] Yeah.
♪ And I still Haven't gotten over you yet… ♪
[Poopies] Let's try one more! One more!
[Johnny] Here we go. I'm feelin' good about this one.
-♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪ -[Chris grunting]
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone… ♪
[cast cheering]
[Poopies] Yeah!
-[jet pack whooshes] -[group cheering and laughing]
♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
-[jet pack whooshes] -♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
[Steve-O] Yeah, Poops!
[Johnny] Yeah, Poopies!
Let's get his ass in the peanut gallery and give Parks a chance.
-Yeah, Parks! -He's locked in.
-Yeah! -[group cheering]
-[Johnny] Locked in. -[motor revving]
♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted… ♪
[Steve-O] Shit! He's haulin' ass!
-[jet pack whooshes] -[Ehren] Oh shit!
[group cheering wildly]
♪ Meant to be spent alone… ♪
[Wee Man] The plane! The plane!
-[bell ringing loudly] -[all continue cheering]
♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
Dude, I knew when I was up there it was gonna hurt, and then it hurt.
[chuckles]
-[man 1] You ready? -[man 2] Yep.
[Johnny laughs] Oh shit!
-Are you okay? -[Jasper laughing] Yeah.
[man 3] I didn't have a first try.
-[Wee Man] You didn't hit the apple! -[all laughing]
Um, my worst injury through filming Jackass 4…
Um…
[spluttering] …my testicles, obviously.
-[ball thuds] -[all cheer]
-[puck thuds] -[Ehren groans]
[Johnny] He sees it.
[Ehren screams]
-[Johnny] Easy! -[group groaning and laughing]
[Eric] I will say, seeing
Danger Ehren's crotch get mutilated
while I was on set helped me
feel comfortable 'cause I would just be, like,
anytime I got hurt,
I was like, "It's not as bad as getting a pogo stick to your testicles."
They're ripped to shreds.
I mean, I think you guys-- you lit him up more brutal in this movie
than, uh, the previous three.
Meh, I don't know.
You ripped his fuckin' tooth out
and cracked his skull in half and broke his neck three times
and threw him into a wall.
-[Jeff] Keep hittin' him! -[Ehren groaning]
[Eric] It's kinda…
[laughing] It's kind of funny how you destroy Ehren.
I'm here with professional bowler Missy Parkin,
and this is the Cup Test with a Bowling Ball.
And I will let you know that I do use the heaviest ball you're allowed to use.
-Oh God. -I use a 16-pound bowling ball.
I don't know if this is the right cup.
-It's got-- -[Johnny] Yeah, it's right.
It's got really bad edges. Like, it'll--
Missy, what do you think of Ehren's chances?
I mean, I'm gonna… I'm gonna definitely hit that, so…
[group laughs]
-This is… this is the danger zone. -[Missy laughs]
Uh, please just hit him, Missy.
-[Missy] Okay. -[Ehren takes a deep breath]
[inhales sharply] Oh God.
Oh my God. I don't know what to do.
[screams, groans]
-Oh, that was on the leg! -[group groans]
[Ehren continues grunting]
[pins clatter]
-[cast and Missy laugh] -[Johnny] Hey!
[Ehren] Oh my God!
-It hit you on the leg first. -[Wee Man] The leg slowed it.
-[Johnny] That was deflected. -Are you sure? It didn't feel like it.
[Johnny] No, that was… That was… It went, "Boom, boom."
[Ehren] Oh my God!
[groans] I'm gonna…
Dude, I'm not gonna take one like that again. I can't.
-[Johnny] Missy did her job perfectly. -It's in my butthole.
Like, I swear to God, it's hurting in my butthole.
[cast and Missy laugh]
-Sit down! Sit down! -I don't think I can do it, man.
-I can't do it! -[Jeff] You have to sit down!
-I can't do it! -[Jeff] Wanna do it while he's standing?
Jackass 4: Breaking Ehren.
Do you think he could go again?
I think he could absolutely go again. You could do one more.
She's a professional, Ehren.
-Come on. Man up. -[Ehren] I just, like…
[group laughing]
[Missy] Ehren, are you ready? Don't move.
Am I in the right position?
[Johnny] You're just making her angry, Ehren.
[group chuckles]
-[Ehren grunts] -[group groans and cheers]
-[Steve-O] Oh! -[Preston exclaims]
[Johnny] Oh my God!
[Ehren yells]
[group laughing]
-[Johnny] Oh my God! -[Wee Man] Oh my God!
-[thuds loudly] -[Missy laughing] Ehren?
[group gasps and exclaims]
-[Ehren] Ah God, dude! -[Missy inhales sharply]
[Johnny] Yeah, Ehren!
Oh, Ehren's always had my respect, even though he can be annoying.
Like, he always gets great footage, and he, like,
is amazing in Jackass Forever.
I mean, 'course, he didn't mean to be. [laughs]
But he was.
I'm Poopies, and I'll show me.
[exhales]
[group laughs]
-Dude. -[Johnny] Like Steve-O.
That was a knocker, bro.
-Ah, my teeth hurt. -[Johnny chuckles]
[Poopies] Oh, that drop came fast.
[group laughing]
[Poopies] Ow. My teeth are numb.
[Steve-O] You showed you.
Fuck me. I just fucked myself right there.
[group laughing]
[Johnny] So, here we are on the Paramount back lot,
where they shot The Godfather,
Chinatown, Breakfast at Tiffany's.
And we're shooting Zach Sashimi. [laughs]
Mm-mm! This is Zach Sashimi. Everyone?
Find a fold and put in the sashimi.
-Got some nice tits, Zach. -[chuckles] Thanks, Steve.
[group laughs]
[Preston] Oh!
-[Steve-O] How deep are we with this guy? -[Zach yells]
[Steve-O laughs]
-[Chris] Whoa. Watch it slide. -[Steve-O exclaims]
[coughs]
[Johnny] Let's cook that sushi.
Are you ready to get in the best shape of your life?
[group laughs]
[Steve-O] Time for some wind sprints.
[Chris] Gonna cook it in Zach's own juices.
-[Rachel] Much like ceviche. -[Steve-O] Oh, man.
-[Chris] Really focus on that form. -[Ehren] Fitness.
Oh.
-[Chris] Jog now. -[Johnny] Go, Zach.
I'm gettin' harder than Portland cement right now.
-[Zach panting] -[Johnny] All right, let's get started.
-[Rachel] I'm goin' in. -[Johnny] It's belly-button time.
[Chris] We have to be careful this doesn't just become chaos.
[group laughs]
-[Steve-O] Yeah! -[group groans]
-[Poopies] Oh! -[Ehren] Oh, wow.
-[Poopies] Great job, Rachel. -[Preston] How could you?
I've had worse things.
-[group laughs] -Fuck, that was gross.
-In here. -[Preston] Like a petri dish.
[Chris] It's slippery. It's slippery from his sweat.
[Ehren] Tear it open like a bear going for salmon.
[group laughs]
-[Rachel] Yeah! -[Poopies] Superfood.
-[Chris retches] -[Johnny] Superfood.
-[group laughs] -[Chris retching]
[Ehren] It's slippery.
-[vomit splashes] -[group groans]
This is the first bit we've ever shot on the Paramount back lot,
and may be, well, our last.
[group laughs]
Open up, Bubba.
-[Zach retches] -[Johnny laughs]
-[Zach coughs] -You got it. Swallow it.
-[Poopies] You got this. -[Chris] Hold your ground!
-[retches] -[man] Oh, gross.
[Steve-O] It's disgusting Zach more than anyone.
[Zach gasps]
-[Johnny] The thong. -[Steve-O] Gotta be something in there.
[Ehren] Oh, look at that. Jesus.
-[Poopies] Wow. -[Chris] Look at how slick he is.
-Oh. Ugh. -[Poopies retches]
All right. Hey, guys.
You like shrimp?
[Johnny] I see one with Steve-O's name on it.
Steve, feast on that eel.
Should I… should I do it no hands?
Steve-O going for the no-hander.
-[Steve-O] That's wet-ass bootie. -[Chris] No-hander.
Oh yeah. [retches]
-[Poopies] This is not-- -[Johnny] Leaning down in everyone's puke.
-[Steve-O retching and groaning] -[group laughing]
[Poopies] Oh my God!
[Steve-O coughing and retching loudly]
[Johnny] Can we get… can we get…
[Chris] Get it down. Get it down. No, no, no, no, no.
[Steve-O and Zach retch]
-[Poopies] You got it, Steve-O. -[Johnny] Hold it together.
[Steve-O groans and retches loudly]
[moans]
Feels like we've really crossed a line.
-[vomit splashes] -[Johnny laughs] Oh God.
I can't believe it.
-[Lance retches] -[Johnny] Focus. How you doin', Lance?
-[Lance coughing] -[Johnny] Can we get Lance another mask?
How many times did you puke this film, Lance?
[Lance] I think it was six. I tried to stay off camera.
[Johnny] So, you puked once or twice in past movies and six times in this one.
[Lance retching]
-That was a record. -That's a record.
I came for sushi, but I had salad.
[all laughing]
Jeff was joking with me before
about like, "You're gonna find sushi somewhere when you get home."
And I was thinking, "Oh, ha ha. You know, whatever."
I'm pretty sure he found one two days later.
He sent me a photo of a piece of sashimi that he found two days later. [laughs]
[laughing] It was nasty. So messed up.
-[Rachel] Hello. -Hi. How's it going?
-[Rachel] Good. -Hi.
-This is my grandpa. -[woman] Hi.
Hi.
-My name is Alex. How are you? -Good.
-Alex? -Alex, yeah.
-Irving. -Irving.
-I'm Rachel. -Hi, Rachel.
Um, so, I just have a couple meetings today,
and I just need you to, like, sit with him for a couple hours.
You don't have to babysit him, but just kinda keep an eye on him.
And then just one thing. Like, just make sure he doesn't smoke.
Like, that's all.
-All right. Thank you so much. -Of course.
-Have fun, Grandpa. Be good, okay? -[Irving] All right, baby doll.
-[Rachel] Love you. -Right.
-[Alex] It was Irving, right? -Yes.
[Alex] What would you like to do?
There's a little coffee truck right around the corner.
Would… would you mind getting me a coffee?
-Do you want black coffee? -Please.
-With no sugar? Nothing? -No sugar.
I'm sweet enough.
[energetic music playing]
[Irving] Help!
-Where are you? -[Irving] Help!
-Where are you? -[Irving] Help?
Whoa.
-How did you get up there? -Help.
[Alex] Oh my God. Don't move.
-Don't move. -[Irving] Oh my God.
-[Irving groans] -[Alex] Don't move.
-No! No, you're not supposed to smoke. -[Irving] I gotta smoke. I'm nervous.
-[Irving] Mm. -[Alex] Don't move.
[line ringing]
-[Irving] Mm. Mm. -Oh my God, please. You're gonna fall.
Oh! Oh! Ah!
[screams] Oh shit! Oh God!
[Irving shrieks]
-[Alex] Oh my God! -Oh shoot! [grunts, yells]
Throw the coffee! Throw the coffee!
Oh, ow! Ow!
Throw it! Throw it!
Ow! [groans]
-[screams, groans] -[wheelchair clatters]
[Irving grunting]
[Alex] Oh my God! Don't move. You're gonna fall!
[Irving groans]
You want a smoke?
No, I don't want a smoke.
Do you have weed?
I don't have weed.
Do you have acid?
-No, I don't. -[Irving] Come on!
-[grunts] -[Alex] Oh my God!
[Irving groans]
Oh! Oh my God!
[groans] These things will kill you.
Oh, my back!
Okay.
[softly] Okay. Okay. Okay.
-[clangs loudly] -Ow!
-I haven't been able to walk in two years. -[Alex gasps]
-Okay. -Bless you.
[Irving sighs]
You're giving me a heart attack.
[Zach chuckles]
Get some of this…
in the folds.
-Thank you. -[laughs]
[Zach] Jeff loves painting me.
He really likes all the detail and everything.
Getting in every crevice, under each roll.
Makes sure you're painted really well.
[interviewer] How did you first become familiar with Jeff's work?
I saw… like, when I was a little kid, uh…
When I was in elementary school,
I was told I wasn't allowed to watch Jackass.
And I just… I would have to, like, sneak to watch it on TV. [chuckles]
Yeah. I lived in a super, like, Christian household,
and they were, like…
They were just anti-MTV and everything.
So, I would just watch it and have another channel on the channel return.
It was pretty dope. [laughs]
-[man] Three, two… -[Johnny] Shirt looks a little small.
[whispering] I had Emily take the extra-large tag
and put it in a size medium shirt.
[Emily] Tuck. You have to tuck it.
-It's a tuck deal? -[Emily] Yeah. You gotta tuck it.
You left me a lot of room to tuck, asshole.
[group laughing]
It was funny because when they set it up, it was supposed to be a winch,
but the winch wasn't gonna work out, so they just tied a truck to me.
I was just pulled by a truck.
-That's really somethin' else. -This is half-assed, even for us.
[laughs]
-[Wee Man] That's a big ball. -[Johnny] That's a really big ball.
Four hundred pounds of baseball right there.
I'm Zach, and it's time to Play Ball.
Some people call this pitch a slider.
I call it a spitball.
-[Zach chuckles nervously] -[spits]
[group laughs]
[Johnny] Let's break up the party. We got a game to play.
-All right. 'Kay. -Let's do it.
I warn you, I'm wearing sexy lingerie under this uniform.
[both chuckle]
["Charge" playing on organ]
[Jeff] Batter, batter! Batter, batter, batter! Batter, swing!
-[Zach] Whoa! -[Zach, Johnny, and Wee Man groan]
[Zach laughing and moaning]
[Wee Man grunts]
-[Poopies] You all right? -[Zach] Oh my God! Are you okay?
Strike!
[Zach laughing]
Good job, you guys. That was awesome.
-Jasper, way to… -[Jasper] Yes, sir.
[Jeff] Way to watch it.
-[Zach, Johnny, and Wee Man groan] -[clamoring]
[laughing] It was pretty scary.
Yeah, like, granted, we had these just mini pads on,
like baseball players, but he took us out.
[thuds loudly]
[Wee Man] He knocked me outta my shoes too.
Sorry, guys. I didn't know my own strength.
[group laughing]
[Preston] Do horse riders usually carry a whip the size of a license plate?
-[thwacks] -[group grunts]
Fuck!
-[rider] I'm so sorry. -[Jaws] Jesus!
-Oh yeah. -Fuck you! Ow!
Oh my God! That sounded terrible.
[Jaws] It got me right on the dick head. Like, right--
-[thwacks] -[Jaws] Fuck!
And it hurts!
It was right on the very fucking head of my dick. Sorry for the coarse language.
-[rider] Ah. -[group laughs]
This is the Blindfold Race.
We'll have four contestants compete in a 50-yard sprint,
blindfolded.
[Poopies] We show up. It's a simple racetrack.
There's nothin' in the way. It's a clear path.
Then right when you put on those blindfolds,
oh, here comes all the objects that we're gonna pretty much fall over
and get destroyed on, but we didn't know they were there.
-I think Poopies' is good. -Yeah, I can't see shit.
[group laughs]
I didn't expect anything to be in that runway at all.
[Johnny] All right. It's time to race.
Okay. On the gunshot, you will run.
-["People Who Died" playing] -On your mark, get set…
-[gun fires] -Go, go, go, go!
-♪ Fell from the roof on East Two-Nine ♪ -[Johnny] Keep going! Run!
-[group clamoring] -♪ Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug ♪
♪ On 26 reds and a bottle of wine ♪
♪ Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old He looked 65 when he died… ♪
-[Johnny] Run! Run, Poopies! -[gun fires]
[Johnny] Run, Poopies!
Get 'em, Poopies.
-[man 1] He got it, yes! -[indistinct shouting]
Run, Poopies!
♪ Those are people who died, died… ♪
[Wee Man laughs]
♪ And just died… ♪
[man 2] Go, Jasper, go!
Go, Jasper, go! Fast!
♪ So they died of hepatitis In upper Manhattan… ♪
-[Johnny] Go, Poopies! -[man 2] You got it! Go!
-[man 2] To your left! You got it! -[man 3] Get up!
-Yeah, that way. -♪ Two more friends that died ♪
This way. Follow my voice.
-[Johnny] Run, Wee Man! -[Wee Man grunts]
-Go, Wee Man! -[group laughing]
Go, go, go, Wee Man!
♪ Those are people who died, died They were all my friends… ♪
All right!
-And the winner is Poopies! -[Wee Man] Aw, man!
Wow!
-Man, he was in a full sprint. -[Poopies] I got whacked so hard.
He hit his head really hard on that sawhorse.
[Chris] Poopies naively dashed.
[Johnny] Wow, Poopies. You were, like…
I was telling you--
…twenty seconds ahead of… 30 seconds ahead.
I know. I know. I felt the marbles, and I was like, "Oh!"
And then… 'Cause none of that stuff was out there.
-[Ehren] No way! Really? -[group laughing]
Well, Captain Obvious.
-So, I was like… -That's my horse.
Yeah.
[Lakmé: Act I: "The Flower Duet" playing]
-[Chris] Whoo-hoo! -[all laughing]
[Poopies] Yeah!
[Steve-O] Ow! Fuck!
-Ow, ow, ow, ow. -[woman] I'm sorry.
[Steve-O groaning] Oh, fuck!
[music fades]
[clicks tongue] Look, we're not just growing old, we're growing up.
Join me in the fight against unwanted pregnancy
by buying my signature Steve-O condom,
the Dick Helmet, at steveo.com.
They're virtually unbreakable. Watch.
[Ehren] Time for a Steve-O signature condom break.
[group laughing]
I had the idea when I saw this, uh, condom-drop thing
with putting the condom on people's heads.
[Chris laughs]
As soon as I saw it, I thought, "Oh, man,
fill up a condom with the sewage tank on my RV,
and then that'll be epic."
So, for weeks on end,
I just belligerently refused to empty the sewage tank on my RV.
[Chris] Did that sewage come from you and all your bros?
[Steve-O] I've been saving up for weeks, dude.
-[group groans] -[Eric] Oh my! Oh gosh!
[Poopies retches]
-[Steve-O] These are quality condoms. -[Ehren] Yuck.
-[Poopies retches, groans] -[Steve-O chuckles]
-[Wee Man] Wow. -[Jasper] That's not apple juice.
I can't. [retches]
[interviewer] What was Steve-O trying to accomplish?
[laughing] Uh, advertise his condoms,
which he stopped selling after that bit.
[inhales sharply] Boy.
They were poppin' like paper bags.
-Ow! -[all groan]
-Oh! -[Poopies retching]
[all groaning]
You might've wanted to test this idea before you brought it to… to the set.
-[group laughs] -Oh my God.
That Steve.
[group clamoring]
-[all groan] -Put your finger in it!
-[moans, retches] Oh God.
-[Johnny] Don't get greedy. -[group laughs]
[Ehren] C'mon, man.
-[Johnny] Okay. -[Chris] That's your bowels.
[group yells]
[Chris] Hey, guys. I got one.
That's a shitty condom.
[all laughing]
Oh my God!
I got it. I got it.
-[both scream] -[group laughs]
[Eric] No!
Yeah, we were trying to fill it up and get the most we could in it.
And lucky me was right there when it was about to burst, and it did.
And just got loads of flecks on my face, on my clothes.
It's in my mouth!
-[all groan] -[Wee Man] Oh no!
-[Jasper exclaims] -Oh!
-We never quite got it, right? -We never got it.
Either the condom would bounce off my head…
One, two, three.
God!
…or it would break on my head.
We had to have tried it like 15 times.
No!
[Wee Man] …three.
Fuck! [sighs]
Fuck!
-[grunts] -[Ehren groans]
I'm Poopies, and this is pee pee.
[Ehren] Oh my God, dude!
Seriously, there's so much piss on you, dude.
[group laughing]
So, you have a signature condom, though.
I was toying with the idea of coming out with Steve-O condoms.
And in hindsight, that's the worst idea I've ever had
because condoms and Steve-O have never been a good mix.
[both laugh]
-[indistinct chatter] -[man 1] It's red only.
[man 2 whistling]
-[Chris chuckles] -[guys catcalling]
[Johnny] OMG!
[laughing] Oh man!
Whoo. Six to midnight.
That's that hot-shit tennis coach I was talking about earlier.
I think it was my first day on set, so I was geeking out.
I was like, "This is how the sausage gets made."
"This is fuckin' awesome."
I'm putting on my clown outfit
and taking in the whole cast and crew and seeing how it's done.
And then I was like, "Oh no. This sucks."
Like, "I'm gonna get a tennis ball to the fuckin' neck and the balls."
This is our tennis star, Shannon,
and it's time to play Down the Clown.
-Be gentle with me. -[Shannon] Mm-hmm.
So, how fast do you serve, Shannon?
Up to 100 miles per hour.
-Hey? -[Shannon] Mm-hmm?
-Uh, Poopies said he doesn't believe you. -[circus music playing]
-You don't? -[Poopies] I didn't say that.
-Totally said that! -He said it!
-Oh, I'm mad now. -[Johnny] Yeah.
[man] That hurts!
-[groans] -[all grunt]
-Oh! -[Shannon giggles]
[group laughs]
[screams] Why'd you get me?
-[Shannon laughs] -The fuck?
-You need to get Poopies. -Yeah. Poopies is the one way left.
Way left.
-[Chris] Poopies' wiener is asking for it. -[Shannon grunts]
-[Poopies groans] -[group cheering and laughing]
-[man] Yeah! -[thuds loudly]
-[group applauds] -[Eric] Yeah!
-[Chris] Calm down. -[Eric] Right.
[group laughing]
What about this side, Shannon?
Ow. Motherfucker! Goddamn it!
Leave the rookies alone!
-[Shannon grunts] -[groans]
[Eric cheers]
He only has one ball, and you hit it.
[group and Shannon laughing]
-I gotta get that middle one. -[Wee Man] Ooh.
-[Shannon grunts] -[Johnny groans]
[Chris] There you go.
-I've gotten hit. Oh shit. -[Shannon grunts]
[Johnny] She's reckless.
[group groaning]
-[Shannon grunts] -[Eric yelps] Oh!
[Steve-O laughs]
-[Shannon grunts] -[Eric groans]
-She hit me twice! -[Poopies] Oh, man.
Oh, one man standing.
Chest up. Chest up.
-[Ehren] Chest up! -[Chris] Make me proud.
-[Shannon] Yeah. -[Steve-O grunts]
[Wee Man] Get him good.
[Shannon grunts]
-[group groaning and laughing] -[Shannon] C'mon!
[Chris] Oh, wow.
Yeah, Shannon. Whoo.
-Yes. Oh my God. -Nice.
-[Steve-O] God! -Nice.
[Steve-O] Oh God, that was so fuckin' right on.
-[Shannon chuckles] -[Steve-O] Thank you, Shannon.
[group laughs]
Way to go.
-[scoffs] You're welcome? -[Chris grunts, sighs]
I heard Knoxville go over to that tennis professional,
and he goes, "See that big fat guy over there?"
"I want you to hit him right here."
Where I'd been shot by the elephant gun.
And I thought that it'd be pretty hard for that tennis lady to do that.
But no, she could curve it right there.
-[man 1] Whoa. -[man 2] Let's see.
[man 3] Let's see, P.
[man 4] Oh my God! She hit that?
-This center part is new. -[man 5] How dare you!
-[Chris] Literally a bull's-eye. -This is new.
-[Chris] It's like tie-dye. -[group laughs]
All right, you guys. We're up in one of the buildings right here,
and, um, they're filming the opening, so, take a look.
[director on PA] Background and action!
-[explosions blast] -[extras screaming]
[Eric laughs] Whoa, dude.
-[group chuckling] -Oh my God!
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!
[Jeff] So, the big opening sequence of Jackass Forever
started off as a much smaller idea.
We wanted to do this sort of '70s monster movie,
where Chris's penis was attacking a miniature city.
The airbrush is chillier on the balls. [chuckles]
-It was never gonna be the opening. -Right.
It was always gonna be a bit.
[interviewer] What's gonna happen?
Well, the sea monster is going to lay waste to this town.
[Johnny] Trying to get our talent in the proper position
for, uh, the sea monster to perform.
There we go.
I see the fearsome sea monster.
I mean, poor Chris was in the most awkward position
'cause he's under the set.
[interviewer] You look like you're having sex with the set.
I kind of am.
[Jeff] And we basically cut a hole in the middle of the street,
and Chris had to fit his penis through it.
[laughs] Well, the monster's "thighs," his balls,
kept dropping down from underneath the, uh, sandpaper street
we had built for him.
[Johnny] Here. I'm going to--
-I've gotta push your balls through, okay? -No worries.
-Okay. This is me, Pontius. -[Chris] No worries.
[Johnny] Like, I knew we had a problem, and I knew I had a solution.
And by God, I was right there.
And if Pontius needed me to do that again, I'd be there again.
[sighs] I wasn't plannin' on this when I came to work today.
[director] Let's try to make this happen. Let's go.
-[Johnny exhales] -[man 1] Well done.
-Yeah, moviemaking. -[man 2] Mm-hmm.
I think as soon as we started shooting it that day, we were like,
"This is a great idea," and then we looked at the test footage.
-[dramatic music playing] -[monster howling]
[smoke hisses]
[Jeff] Man, it looks so funny.
And that's when we decided to make it the open and not just a bit.
[monster roars]
-[Spike] I started getting excited. -And then the idea started growing.
[director] Three, two, one!
[explosion blasts]
-Yeah. Then the idea started growing. -And then kept growing.
[monster coughs, cries, growls]
[soldiers groan]
Yeah, it kept growing.
And the budget kept expanding.
-It kept doubling. -It kept doubling.
-[director] Background and action! -[extras screaming]
[explosions blast]
I just wanted it to be right.
And I would settle for no-- nothing but the best.
Every time Spike opened his mouth, it was just, like,
millions of dollars were just falling out of it.
-[both laugh] -Uh…
[interviewer] Pretty exciting.
-[man] Hey! -[Steve-O] It's a big deal, dude.
It's an expensive dick joke.
[Steve-O] The opening sequence and the ending
have always felt like real, blockbuster Hollywood.
-[Chris] Yeah. -We feel like movie stars when we do this.
Oh, yeah. It's so fun.
-Rest of the time, we feel like schmucks. -Yeah. Exactly.
-[machinery whirring] -[Steve-O thudding and grunting]
-Okay, stop! Stop. -[man 1] He said, "Stop."
[Steve-O breathing heavily]
-[poop splattering] -[shoes squeak]
-[Steve-O] I hit my head fuckin' hard. -[woman] Listen, lay down that way.
[Steve-O groans, spits]
[loudly] Did we get it?
[grunts]
[groans] Did we get it?
-[woman] We-- We good? -[man 2] No, we don't.
It was really strenuous to film.
It was… it got so physically demanding.
I'd always be in these weird positions.
He's completely vulnerable too.
And it's cold where we were shooting, and, like--
And we're shooting pyro that he can't even see.
There's all this pyro on either side, just blasting little debris into his dick,
and he doesn't even see it coming.
[interviewer] Tell me about these puppeteers.
It's very exciting.
The puppeteers are very exciting people.
[puppeteer chuckles]
My favorite thing is, like,
we pulled out, like, the best people on every level.
The guy who's puppeteering it, he's the guy who did
the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters.
He's just got this list of credentials.
We brought in Elia Popov, who does special effects
for these huge blockbuster movies.
And this really talented DP, Shasta Spahn.
And our production designer, Shepherd Frankel, who does Marvel movies,
designed this amazing set for us.
-And Tony Gardner's done these really-- -[Spike] Academy Award-nominated movies.
[Jeff] People who have worked their way to the top.
We're just dragging everybody down to their lowest.
They brought their A-level skills to our D-level idea.
[all laugh]
Why did we come up with so many ideas that were penises? What was our…
Apparently, as you get older…
-That's all you can think of? -It's all you can think of.
[all laugh]
But Jackass Forever has more penis in it
than any R-rated movie in the history of R-rated movies.
-[Spike] More penis hits or more penis? -[Jeff] Just penis in it.
Penises are biologically fascinating and so underused,
like, as far as movies go and just entertainment.
I don't know why.
It's like, little boys know it.
When you're a little boy, you run around, doing crazy stuff with your penis.
Flippin' it around, peein' on things, doing all this stuff.
It's like, why do we all forget that as we go into adulthood, y'know?
So, thank heavens that we didn't. [chuckles]
'Cause there's so much you can do with it.
Now it's time for a friendly game of chance.
Here we stand, with our penises tethered to bricks
that we're going to drop to the ground below.
Unfortunately, one of the strings is too short.
Actually, two of the strings are too short.
I wonder who it is.
[group laughing]
We don't know. That's why we have to play the game.
-I know, dude. -[Johnny] Are we ready?
Three, two, one, drop.
[Steve-O grunts]
[Steve-O and Dave scream]
[group groans]
-[Chris] Bro. -[Steve-O moans]
-[Chris] Yeah. -Ow.
-[Steve-O moans] -Oh, it's bleeding. Oh, it's bleeding.
[Chris] Ah.
-[Dave screaming] -[Johnny] Oh shit!
The thing is, is where you tie it is behind your balls.
So, I only have one ball,
so I don't have that anchor point that some of the other guys do.
Threw the brick, and it slid past that and caught me mid-shaft
and just pinched as tight as it could
and then stretched my wiener to a… I'm gonna have to say a good foot long.
I really don't think you could come closer to ripping your dick off than that.
I really don't think you can, and I am so dumb for agreeing to do it at all.
-Just, the vein. -[group groans]
-My dick's ruined! -[Steve-O] Oh!
[man] Holy shit.
[Steve-O] It has love spikes now.
That bit was like a bruised dick. You just can't beat it.
[group laughs]
Making these movies is really probably the funnest thing that I think you can do.
God. What a great time it's been, hanging out with all your friends.
It's so rare to have the chemistry of this… of a group of people
that come together to make something like this.
And every single person is so important to the mix.
Everyone was gonna make this one count. It was obvious.
It felt like we were all unsure going into it,
but coming out of it, it felt as good as all the others.
In the friendships that not only remain,
but have gotten stronger over the years, uh,
really mean a lot, and, uh, for us to still be doing this after 20 years…
For there to be interest and for us to physically be able
and for it to be as fun as it is, I think that's special.
So what we have behind me is my dad, Dark Shark.
He made his name up himself, but this man is a OG Crip gangbanger from Los Angeles.
Doesn't bang anymore, but been through a lot.
Been to prison multiple times, probably did a lot of dirt in the hood.
You know, been through-- How many times you been shot?
Got nine bullet holes in me.
[Jasper] Been shot nine times, still here.
But when it comes to little things like birds
and flying in a, I don't know, a airplane,
just simple things you don't see in the hood,
it makes him very scared.
Dark Shark is terrified of flying, and, uh…
So we thought, "All right. What's the scariest thing we could do?"
Let's make him skydive.
Then we started adding on to the bit.
Like, "Yeah, let's make him skydive. Let's make everything go wrong."
This is Jasper, and today we're gonna fulfill
your father's lifelong dream of jumping out of a plane.
He's very excited.
-Yes. -He's not excited.
I'm scared as fuck. You know what I'm sayin'?
Scared as fuck, fuck, fuck.
But, um, y'know, I'm with the big boys now, you know?
Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Wee Man, and them.
He doesn't know that "the plane is gonna take a little oopsie."
And also, the pilot's gonna jump out in the middle of it.
So, shit is gonna get a little bit of real.
Scared of airplanes, scared of heights.
Second time I'm ever on a fuckin' plane, and I'm finna jump out.
He's flown once before. And how did that go?
We took this man to Hawaii, and he cried the whole way there.
Had his eyes closed the whole time.
[Dark Shark] Yeah, I been scared of planes all my life. I pump myself up.
That was my first time on a plane.
[laughing]
I closed my eyes the whole way.
-Tears in my goddamn eyes. -[Jasper laughs]
[Dark Shark] Not cryin', but, uh, tears came out my eyes.
This is Boyd, our pilot. He's gonna be flying the plane today.
And Boyd, I just beg of you, just no turbulence, as safe as possible.
Don't upset Dark Shark.
-Nice and smooth. -Yeah.
-I can do that. -Thank you.
[laughs] Oh Lord.
-[dramatic music playing] -[onlookers cheer]
[Johnny] From Longwood, California…
[Dark Shark laughs]
…the workin' girls' dream, the old maids' delight, Dark Shark!
I'mma cry like a bitch.
How'd I get here?
[group cheers]
-How'd I get here? A blessing, though. -Bring it in. We got this.
-Yeah, Dark Shark. You got it, buddy. -[Dark Shark] Goddamn.
-You ready? -Hell no.
-Yeah, Dark Shark. -[Dark Shark groans]
[Jasper] Already got the first step done.
Yeah.
[ominous music playing]
-[Dark Shark exhales] -You got this.
-Our pilot is solid as they come. -[engines whir]
[man 1] Whoo.
[Johnny] Yeah, Dark Shark.
How high are we gonna be when we jump? How many feet?
-Two thousand. -[man 2] High.
-[Johnny] Thirteen thousand feet. -[man 3] First for me.
Everyone's wavin' to you, Dark Shark.
[group cheers]
[Johnny] He was so terrified, right?
He was in a fear lock on the way up.
He just took both of his elbows and just pressed them into me and Jasper.
And he just… he was somewhere else.
As the plane takes off, you know, he's already terrified.
He's just, like…
[breathing deeply]
He ain't sayin' nothin', and then Johnny's cracking little jokes.
You got this.
[Dark Shark breathing deeply]
[mouthing] He doesn't got this.
It was real quiet on that plane, aside for me mouthing off.
[Johnny] We're at 4,100 feet.
I kept telling him, like, "Oh, 3,100 feet, 4,700 feet."
Just tryin' to get in his head.
[Johnny] Now we're at 7,000 feet.
It's pretty smooth, though, right? Really.
Why the fuck you get on this damn plane?
[Johnny] How you doin', Dark Shark?
I was tryin' to hold back from not going fuckin' berserk on that plane.
[Dark Shark] Is this on?
[mouthing inaudibly]
[Jasper laughs]
Huh?
Whoa.
Goddamn, now, look at that shit.
Fuck!
And then, as we're all standin', they have the pilot, um,
start shakin' the plane a little bit.
-Oh! Oh shit! -Oh Lord!
-What the fuck is that? -[Johnny] Oh shit!
And then from there, the plane starts to "smoke" from the smoke machine.
[alarm blaring]
Hey! Look at the floor.
Hey!
Hey, man! What the fuck, bro?
-There's smoke! -[man 4] Hey!
So, when all the rest of that shit went down,
I was already scared to the fullest.
So, in my mind, I'm tellin' myself, "I'm gonna die today."
[screams]
[Jasper] And then, the pilot comes up.
He's faking to put the smoke out with a fire extinguisher.
He looks at Dark Shark and says…
[Johnny] What the fuck? That's the pilot!
-[screams] Oh, shit! -[man 5] That was the pilot.
I gave up on livin' for the first time in my life.
And I've been shot in the head, face, neck.
Everything, never gave up, but I just had enough.
I was just so scared.
-That was the pilot! -[group shouting]
-[man 6] Let's go. Come on. -[man 7] Let's go.
[Dark Shark screams]
["Night on Bald Mountain" playing]
[continues screaming]
-Whoo! -[Dark Shark groaning]
[laughing] Meanwhile, when I jump out, my parachute had almost fallen off.
I didn't know, but I didn't have my, uh, straps on my shoulders.
And if you look at the footage, like, my straps on my shoulders
get all the way down to my elbows.
And then I just wiggle them on, and boom, they hit the parachute.
["Night on Bald Mountain" continues]
[Dark Shark grunts] Oh my God!
I was prayin', "You fucked. You deserve to die."
You know, in my mind. So I was just praying, like,
"Just don't go to hell. I don't wanna go to hell."
[crying] I'm sorry, God! I'm sorry, God!
[wails, sighs] Oh, God. My heart!
I'm havin' a heart attack! I can't breathe! Get me down!
Get me down, please. I'm done. I quit.
I'm done!
-[Chris] There's Dark Shark, right there. -[Poopies] Dark Shark's doin' 360s. Look!
-[Dark Shark crying loudly] -[assistant] It's all right.
[Chris] Dark Shark!
[group cheers]
[Steve-O] You made it!
[Dark Shark groaning]
Oh my God!
[group continues cheering]
[Poopies] Yeah, Dark Shark!
[Dark Shark groans]
Pops! You did it, Pops! You're here now! You're here now!
-[Dark Shark laughs] -Smile! Smile!
How was it?
-I almost died. -[Jasper] But you didn't die.
-I did. -[Jasper] You did not.
You been shot nine times! That ain't nothin'!
I'd rather get shot nine times again. You know what I'm sayin'?
-[Jasper] I don't wanna never get shot. -I almost died. I swear to God.
I was very proud of Dark Shark for facing his fears.
'Cause even after that, he just became a different person,
and he was even more positive, and he's had a better look at life.
Y'know? It really changed him.
[Dark Shark] Remember the deal, though. You gotta Crip Walk with me.
All right. Now, you show me how to Crip Walk.
Throw the C's up.
Just move your legs. Just give me a little of this.
-[Wee Man laughs] -Now do this.
[laughs] Yeah, Johnny. Yeah.
-Little of that. -[Jasper] Wipe your toe. Wipe it off too.
Yeah. There you go. Wipe. There you go. There you go.
-[Jasper laughing] -Damn! Did I do it? Did I do it?
-You did it! You did it! -Yeah!
-Yeah, Dark Shark! -[Dark Shark] Fuck!
[theme song playing]
[all groan]
[loud popping]
[group laughs]
[all cheer]
[group laughs]
[Wee Man groans]
[Jasper screams]
Hopefully, my dick turns white and not black like everybody else's.
[group laughs]
["Cruel" playing]
-[man 1] Skills. -[man 2 cheers]
-I think I seen this in a Jackass movie. -[Irving] You say you saw this in Jackass?
I don't think those guys are around anymore.
-♪ You keep talkin' ♪ -[group exclaims and laughs]
-[man] Slap him. -♪ And I won't wait… ♪
[Zach chuckles]
♪ Far away… ♪
What? It's just gonna be low?
Whoa!
[Johnny laughs]
[group groans and laughs]
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh… ♪
[group laughing]
[Steve-O] So neat.
-[groans] Fuck! Motherfucker! -[Steve-O laughing]
Goddamn it, dude.
-Oh my God. -[group] Oh.
[Jeff] That… that thing is huge, man.
Oh!
Jail suit.
[group laughing]
[Johnny] Not a jail suit.
It's a flight suit.
-[Dark Shark] A what? Hell no. -[Chris] Flight suit.
-[fan whirring] -[Dark Shark screaming]
[guys laughing]
[Chris laughing] Oh my God!
♪ I know I was lazy, babe ♪
♪ But you're mean… ♪
-[groaning] -[cast laughing]
♪ Taking that shit from you… ♪
[crunching]
[screams]
Okay!
♪ Oh, and all these people… ♪
[group groans and laughs]
[screams] Fuck!
-[retches] -[groans]
[loud popping]
[all laughing]
[Johnny] That is, uh, five gallons of pig cum.
Shut up! Are you serious?
-[indistinct chatter] -♪ I wanna get back to you, babe… ♪
-[Jeff yells] -[Chris laughs]
-Son of a gun! -[men groan]
-Hi. [giggling] -[Jeff] All right. You got it, daughter.
[man 1] Yeah.
-[Eric groans] -[man 2] Holy shit.
[Poopies groans]
Hey, Poopies, what happened with your thong, man?
Well, I took a poop before I put the thing on,
and I only wiped twice and shoulda… shoulda added that third wipe.
I'm sorry, anyone in this room,
have you ever been in the clear after two wipes?
I have never been in the clear after less than 15.
Safety first.
-[groans] -[group laughs]
-Hey, what the shit? -[man laughing]
[Ehren] Oh my God!
["Blue Sky Ripples" playing]
I'm Eric Manaka, and this is Face Your Fears.
-Ah. [groans] -[group laughs]
-[Rachel groans] -[group laughs]
Was this Felix?
-[Lance] Lance. -Sorry.
[indistinct chatter]
[Lance] No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! No!
[group groans]
-[all laughing] -[man] Lance?
Come on, we gotta focus, guys. Focus!
[jet pack whooshes]
[group groans and laughs]
[screams wildly]
[monster purrs]
[group groans]
[man 1] Whoo!
[Wee Man grunts, laughs]
-Blocked, blocked, blocked. -[man 2] Fuckin' Mini Miyagi over here.
[laughs] Mini Miyagi, dude.
-[bow snaps] -[Wee Man groans]
-Did I get you? -Yes.
[group laughs]
[woman] Your order for today.
[group laughs]
-[Ehren] How's this thing work? -[man] Pull the pin, aim, and shoot.
-[hissing] -[man laughing]
Wait a minute! Fuck!
-[trills tongue] I'm Catwoman. -Ooh. I like it.
[Chris] I have to go use the ladies'.
-All right. -[Chris] Sorry.
I gotta think about baseball now.
-[Rachel] Are you guys twerking? -[man] Woof. Thank you.
Whoo!
[in East Coast accent] Nick Merlino's going down the hill in a pasta strainer.
He's mentally bankrupt.
[group groans]
[interviewer] Could you guys talk about who's stronger?
I'm stronger.
-Spike sucks to fight. -[Spike] Yeah.
Like, Spike is so surprisingly hard to deal with in a fight
'cause he's wiry, but…
-[Spike grunts] -No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't!
See? I'm stronger!
[all laughing]
Motherfucker.
[crew clamoring]
All right, I'm done.
[crew members applaud]
[Johnny] Reminder, the stunts in this movie
were performed by professionals,
so for your safety and the protection of those around you,
do not attempt any of the stunts you have just seen.