1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,704 Whoa! 4 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,293 Okay, yeah. Good. 5 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,962 Okay, don't embarrass yourself, okay. 6 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,381 Ohh, the expectations. 7 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,424 Crushing, I would argue. 8 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,926 Absolutely crushing, 9 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,011 debilitating in every way. 10 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,387 I'm gonna move this, 'cause I'm so thin 11 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,349 I'll disappear behind it, so... 12 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,683 and then you'll be like, "Is that--is that Kate 13 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:41,893 or is that Kate?" Right? 14 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,353 "I don't know who to watch. Is that the comedian, 15 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,105 or is that the, uh, the mic stand?" 16 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,191 So...so the cameras. 17 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,901 Big night for me. 18 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,528 Yeah, really big. 19 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,863 So there's a camera. There's a camera. Huh! 20 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,241 You know, they're everywhere. They can see you. 21 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,367 We can see them. 22 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:01,246 It's an inherently false, um, moment, right? 23 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,623 It's a little bit scary. They're--they're filming. 24 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:07,502 They're not actually filming. They are, but it's... 25 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:10,839 is it--is the camera inherently misogynist? 26 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:13,007 Yes, right, so... 27 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,634 am I--am I--do I feel attacked? 28 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:17,595 Yeah. Right, it's very-- even the language. 29 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:21,683 You know, "We're shooting her. We shot her. 30 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,227 "We got her. 31 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,437 We have her." Right, it's a-- 32 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,731 you know, I feel-- 33 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,110 is it scary? Yeah, you know... 34 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,444 is what I do brave? 35 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,863 Yeah, you know... 36 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,906 It absolutely is. 37 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,867 But I was, of course, forced into comedy 38 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,910 at a very young age 39 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,328 just because of my bone structure. 40 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,372 But I did... 41 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,666 I chose to stay in it for this, the directness. 42 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,251 Right? And I can reach out and I can actually-- 43 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,586 I'm changing lives, and she's crying. 44 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,628 She's crying. It's me, sweetie. 45 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,297 You can touch, yeah, yeah. Very sweet. 46 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,423 No, that was very sweet. 47 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,924 That was very sweet. 48 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,551 She was looking up at me, and she was like, 49 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:57,844 "I grew up with you in my home. 50 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,345 "How can-- am I in my living room? 51 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,431 What's going on?" 52 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,224 And her friend was like, "Go for it, babe." 53 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,642 And she was like, "Okay, if you say so." 54 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,436 It was very sweet. So yeah. 55 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,230 So it's...great moment to have up top. 56 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,608 Unprecedented, I would argue, to have such 57 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,443 a direct physical connection with the audience, 58 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,278 aside from the emotional one that I'm fostering already, 59 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,654 and we're what, minute-- who cares? 60 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,072 I'm not counting. You are, yeah. 61 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,533 But... 62 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,535 Out of breath from the physical comedy I did, 63 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,495 so right now--I do-- 64 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,665 one thing about me that is essential is that I do comedy 65 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,542 primarily to process the overwhelming privilege 66 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,920 of my childhood, um... 67 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,130 adolescence and now adulthood, right? 68 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,757 If you can imagine growing up 69 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,301 almost collapsing under the weight of resources. 70 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,261 Right? Almost so many, right, 71 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,971 that your gait is affected, right? 72 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,973 If you can imagine my parents, you know, so loving. 73 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,433 "You're so special. We love you." Right? 74 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,393 They're actually not divorced, right? 75 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,687 All of that, and somehow, with all of that 76 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,147 weighing you down, 77 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,942 just finding the strength to get to Zara. 78 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,778 Just somehow--whoa! 79 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:01,741 And sometimes Zara's closed, I'll be honest. 80 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,788 This is actually my first time not performing for kids. 81 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,706 Um... 82 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,459 I usually do my-- my sort of my-- 83 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:12,835 my bracket is two to four. 84 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,629 That's really where I thrive. 85 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:17,090 And, you know, I do a lot of stuff kind of... 86 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,968 ♪ Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday ♪ 87 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,512 ♪ Where are my boots? ♪ You know, and then I... 88 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,055 the boots are gone, and then we do 89 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,431 a scavenger hunt for the boots, 90 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,309 and it's really fun, but tonight, I... 91 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,229 I was like, no, no, no. I want to do adults. 92 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,814 You know, I want to do-- I want to go verbal. 93 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,482 I want to do the adult stuff. 94 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,067 It's really hard to have 95 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,319 absolutely no comedic influences whatsoever. 96 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,488 Um... 97 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:44,409 well, I would say my influences are pottery, 98 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,828 um, just engagement 99 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,746 with the raw materiality of the earth, 100 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,833 and...small batch granola. 101 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:55,086 I think just batches of granola 102 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,587 that are made in such small quantities, 103 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,298 they actively resist capitalism. 104 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,716 I think that's it. 105 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:03,136 Uh, and Carlin, yeah. 106 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,763 I know I ooze an East Coast intellectualism, 107 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,433 but I'm actually from Los Angeles, right here. 108 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,352 Um, is anyone else born and raised in LA? 109 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,021 I'm the only one! 110 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:16,733 So...it's weird to be the only one, 111 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,193 but it's such an incredible... 112 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,404 you know, and people say, oh, you know, 113 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,198 "Hollywood, it's a paper town filled with paper people." 114 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,243 You know, but it's so real, I actually think. 115 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,412 People--if you were from here, you'd know 116 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,581 that what we do with our families 117 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,082 is, we go out to the docks every morning, 118 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,126 'cause it really is an import... 119 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,672 No, it's an import-export town. 120 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,759 So you'll see families at dawn, 121 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,510 and we watch the barrels of the imports come in 122 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,179 and the exports leave, right? 123 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,264 And that kind of creates this beautiful choreography 124 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,266 of commerce, and it's really exciting, 125 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,187 and I cry every time that I see it. 126 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,897 So it's emotional. 127 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,107 But, yeah, I love it here. It's--it's beautiful. 128 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,485 I often walk around and, like, it's so lush 129 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:01,944 I feel like I'm in Mexico, and then I'm like, 130 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,237 "You are. It's a false border." 131 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,365 Right? So, yeah, yeah. 132 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,908 Hope there are no cops here. 133 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:11,371 I like that. This could be good. 134 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,081 And then it--but it would really be subversive 135 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,665 if I took this all the way into the street, 136 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,752 and then you were still here and never knew-- 137 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:20,088 "She's in San Diego. 138 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:23,049 She just crossed the line into Pomona City." 139 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,717 I don't know about various cities. 140 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,887 Um... 141 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,139 Yeah, because, maps, no. 142 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,183 I won't--it always terrifies me 143 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,935 when you see people going to the map store. 144 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,895 "Map for one!" You know, and they bring it-- 145 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,730 they--"This is what we worship in this house." 146 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:38,856 Right. 147 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,110 It's like, who made your maps? Right? 148 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,820 Who's benefiting off that system? 149 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,322 Dead silence. No one cares, so... 150 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,365 and that's what I'm doing here. 151 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,158 I've actually been sent here by the government... 152 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,411 To shine a flashlight 153 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,954 in those dark corners of culture and go, 154 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,664 "Who made your maps? You don't know, right? 155 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,624 Well, now you're gonna know." But I-- 156 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:57,917 but then, of course, the deep terror: 157 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,836 I don't know either. 158 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,673 Yeah, I don't even know what day it is. 159 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,091 I don't--ask me what day it is. 160 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:06,426 - What day it is? - Don't know! 161 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,719 I'm an artist, okay. 162 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,680 I'm more pulled by the tides. 163 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,225 It is sometimes, I'll admit it, hard 164 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,935 being the only artist in the room. 165 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,520 Um... 166 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,147 sorry, the only true artist in the room. 167 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,232 I am controlling the laughter tonight also. 168 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,443 Just, you know, know that, so, yeah, shh. 169 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:26,946 Ha ha ha. You know. 170 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,365 A little less here and then--okay. 171 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,118 You were late, 172 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,494 whoever that was, you were late. 173 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,955 Okay. 174 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,083 Mm. Two weeks till regionals? We're screwed! 175 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,588 Yeah. Yeah. "We don't wanna practice." 176 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,631 Well, it's gonna be a lot of sad faces 177 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:46,841 in the parking lot after the tournament. 178 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,926 That's all I'm gonna say. 179 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,220 Wow. 180 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:55,349 Hmm. Thank you for...for this. 181 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,936 For giving me a safe place to heal tonight, for... 182 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,563 my work is, of course, endurance-based. 183 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,565 It's kind of about you enduring me. 184 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,401 So this is very... yeah, it just means a lot. 185 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,949 I am psychic, so, uh, 186 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,535 is your name, like...Christine? 187 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,412 Okay, it's fine. Um... 188 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,625 Hmm. It's fine. 189 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,084 It's fine. Is there a Christine over here? 190 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,045 Just 'cause sometimes the energy does a direct transfer. 191 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,715 Is there a Christine in this area at all? 192 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,468 Christine-less. Wow. 193 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,136 Well, it's bad luck. 194 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,181 Corporate's not gonna like that. 195 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,182 No. 196 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,937 Yeah, I think the mirror, 197 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,064 you know, it's just so interesting to perform 198 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:45,441 in front of a mirror when I am a mirror for you. 199 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,527 Right? For your fears, desires, anxieties, right? 200 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,278 So... 201 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,197 and you're also my mirror as the audience. 202 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,449 You know, I at look at you and I'm like, "I am the messiah." 203 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,159 You know, it's very-- 204 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,911 or a messiah figure, I should say, 205 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:58,746 but it's--so there's a lot going on here. 206 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,581 There's actually-- there's actually three mirrors 207 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,625 in the room. 208 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,835 You'll get it in a week. Call me. Okay. 209 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,508 No, but the mirror, of course, also is the origin of narrative, 210 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,677 film, the building blocks of cinema. 211 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,515 Entertainment. The origin of entertainment right here. 212 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,850 The first entertainment, of course, the cavewoman, 213 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,228 or caveperson, looking in the river. 214 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:25,523 "Who's that? Ahh!" Delight in one's image, eh? 215 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,317 Spanking the river. 216 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,444 Realizing, "Ohh!" And then--and then the ripples. 217 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,904 Oh, frames, frames of film, right. 218 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,656 So it goes on... 219 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,450 yeah, so it's--it's the river, the reflection, 220 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:39,745 and then Cheers, that would be next in line. 221 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,790 And then me, yeah. 222 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,959 That's the evolution of entertainment. 223 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,920 I feel like I'm neglecting this side. 224 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,422 We're--I'm so frontal. I'm so Western. 225 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,756 I'm so American. The front, the front, the front. 226 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,633 I want to see it all! Right? 227 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,176 Instead of kind of not America. 228 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,178 Kind of other ways to live, right? 229 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,513 Kind of like getting my hair cut at home. 230 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,224 Right, things like that that I don't explore. 231 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,810 I'm like, "Oh, boy. A sale?" 232 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,398 You know? And it's like, why? 233 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,525 Why couldn't I go, "Make it at home." 234 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,485 You know, except-- but that's the side I neglect. 235 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,238 So it's make it at home, yeah. 236 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,575 Okay. I'll work on it. Jesus Christ. 237 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,828 I'm so sorry to try to find something in the moment. 238 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,581 I'll get--I'll get back to the--the "A" material. 239 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,542 Okay, ten years ago, there's nothing, so... 240 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,007 I sort of just for the mo-- I kind of wanna-- 241 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,050 Could I have a spotlight? 242 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,385 I just want to really feel what that might be like. 243 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,762 In the--for the complete drama. 244 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,472 Oh, wow. 245 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,806 Can you believe that? 246 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,350 How's this? How's this? 247 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,726 Am I in it? 248 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,938 Oh. 249 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,273 It's hard to receive. 250 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:52,943 I'll be hon--isn't that wild? 251 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,487 Right now, being in it, feeling it, 252 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,822 it's so--it brings up, "Oh, no." 253 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,949 You know, it does. But I could. 254 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,118 I could actually go to that place where I don't know. 255 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,204 I don't know anymore. I don't know. 256 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,914 Actually, it feels really good. Just, "I don't know." 257 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,207 You know, it feels good to go there, 258 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,667 'cause so often you have to, 259 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,127 "I have the paperwork right here, sir." 260 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,339 You know, but...but inside, 261 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,091 I don't know. 262 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,762 I think as women we fear our excellence so intrinsically. 263 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,764 We're taught to fear it so early, 264 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,432 so the spotlight to really feel th-- 265 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,810 I also just wonder, like, in this light, 266 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,603 are my features too violently Hasidic, 267 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355 or could I pass for Italian, right? 268 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,774 I wonder. I don't know. 269 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,820 I can't quite tell. Mmm. 270 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,155 The makeup. I do-- 271 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,490 I believe that women have the right 272 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,118 to steal cosmetics 100%, by the way. 273 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,287 I do want to say. Are you kidding me? 274 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,540 We are forced into a system 275 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,959 where we have to constantly pay for certain creams, 276 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,377 powders, lotions, right? 277 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,546 We have to pay for our own subjectivity. 278 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:57,299 And, no, you know, if you don't... 279 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,844 if you don't have that, then the state won't recognize you, 280 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,264 and you can't get a job. Right? So... 281 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,392 No, I have to contour my nose away to get a bank loan. 282 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,227 I'm not--I won't do it. 283 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,729 No, well, this lipstick tonight that I'm wearing 284 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,772 actually is called "Scarlet Empress," 285 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:15,401 and, yeah, so the violence is truly never-ending, and... 286 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,739 It cost $30. 287 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,533 If you pay for it, right? But... 288 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,243 No, and by the way, I'm not advocating 289 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,704 for stealing from small businesses, of course not. 290 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,080 I'm talking about large corporations 291 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,333 who factor theft into their annual budget, I think. 292 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,836 But...but have fun. 293 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,631 If you can safely do it, have fun. Okay. 294 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,383 Mmm. 295 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,926 I was on my way to what I knew 296 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,138 would be a disappointing massage... 297 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,350 And I realized I--I do think 298 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,977 I'll see a woman become president 299 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,395 in my lifetime, I do, and-- 300 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,646 no, I think it's cool you're not clapping, though. 301 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,356 I think that's cool. Um... 302 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,900 no, it's chic, you know. 303 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,902 It's not condescending. You're not like... 304 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,987 ♪ "Who run the world? Girls!" ♪ 305 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,155 No, it's just very real. 306 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,908 You're like, "No, we-- it's time, and... 307 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,326 we anticipate that." 308 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,329 So...I do think I'll see it. 309 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,206 But--but I will say, I think for America 310 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,540 to elect a woman as president, 311 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,292 she's either gonna have to be 312 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:17,046 so hypersexualized, like pornographically feminized 313 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,215 to the point that she wins and immediately is like... 314 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,510 "Oh, no! 315 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,596 Oh, no!" 316 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,932 Gets into the Oval Office, is, like, dropping stuff. 317 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,393 Like, "I'm such a slut. I'm sorry. 318 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,771 I'm sowwy." 319 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,691 Or--or she'll have to be so radically desexualized 320 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,985 that she's truly just a fridge on one wheel 321 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,154 with a single eye, like... 322 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,200 That's it! 323 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:52,039 I just--I don't see America electing just a woman. 324 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,833 Just a woman in pants who's like, 325 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,876 "I believe people have the right to live with dignity." 326 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,379 No. 327 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,047 I don't see it. So yeah, to recap, 328 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,716 it's either hypersexualization or desexualization 329 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,386 to the point of being artillery, just so it's clear. 330 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,680 Oh, and I want to be clear. Like, I want the fridge. 331 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,725 Like, please, I'm dying for the fridge. 332 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,188 I go to museums. 333 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,358 Nothing? Okay, and... 334 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,318 I'll just take an afternoon, like, absolutely. 335 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,529 Oh, mys--yeah, no, I'll go and--to get inspired 336 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,991 and to meet men, and I'll... 337 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,451 I always feel like I have this direct connection 338 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,661 to kind of almost a past self. 339 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:33,497 Like, I'll look--I always find myself wandering the halls 340 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,207 of the--the rococo paintings 341 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,792 and the--and the Renaissance, 342 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,169 and there's always this incredible cornucap-- 343 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,257 I'll walk you through what happened. 344 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,301 I meant to say cornucopia. Co, co, co! 345 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,387 And I said ca, ca, ca. "Cornuca--Cornucapia? 346 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,640 Never heard of it, Kate. The show's over, okay?" 347 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,975 And that's-- that's a professional. 348 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,101 'Cause someone else, "cornucapia," 349 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,562 they'd never notice, uhh! But me--Cor-- 350 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,397 I--one--one little mistake like that, 351 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,857 I'm not kidding, we'll go from the top. 352 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,400 I'll start this puppy over. I will. 353 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,029 Okay, so the museum stuff, I'm gonna do it. 354 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,740 You'll see, it's not worth it, but, um... 355 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,329 I'm doing it! 356 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,831 Okay, so sometimes, you'll be at the museum 357 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,875 and I'll see-- I will see these paintings 358 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,586 of these sort of beautiful cornucopias, 359 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,379 and, uh, there's a slaughtered rabbit, 360 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,714 right, and the orange peel. 361 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,758 You know what it's like. You're a cultured group. 362 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,927 And there's-- there's always a wench 363 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,471 just hovering just over the cornucopia like... 364 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,432 It's me, it's me. 365 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,725 And also, I will say 366 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,268 I can very easily become male, 367 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,646 kind of look like the, um, the court jester, 368 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,064 you know, with the pan flute, like... 369 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,193 You know, that's... 370 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,655 I'm eternal...is, I guess, what I'm trying to say. 371 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,657 I'm not really the--the girl next-door. 372 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,284 I'm the door! 373 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,499 I don't know if anything's ever happened to anyone here. 374 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,710 Um... 375 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,004 I don't want to assume, right, but I will say 376 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,341 growing up in my family, we didn't have wheat. 377 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:11,428 Um...but we had each other. 378 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,555 Oh, we had the hope for wheat, 379 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,100 so, in a way, it's almost like we had... 380 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,351 Wheat! 381 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,937 Love this crowd! Thank you. 382 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,314 To feel so bolstered, so supported in that moment 383 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,024 was something I haven't felt in a really long time. 384 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,360 Oh, ah! But... 385 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,278 I was in here before all of you came, 386 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,198 just waxing the floors, 387 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,075 getting everything just so. 388 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,202 I did found this theater. 389 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,704 I founded the theater 390 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,665 and founded theater in general, or... 391 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,417 at least am seen as responsible 392 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,544 of bringing theater to the West, but... 393 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,088 jokes aside, which is the name of my book, but, oh... 394 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,883 I...I was in here alone, 395 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,594 and as women we're socialized against seeing solitude 396 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,971 as a space of productivity-- 397 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,472 write it down if you have to-- 398 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,101 and so in doing that, I was like, "That's activism." 399 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,227 Right, that's it's right there." 400 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,854 Right, so why even go on stage and do the work? 401 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,857 It's almost redundant. But... 402 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,109 while I'm here, can someone just give me an emotion? 403 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,361 I want to continue to act. 404 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,571 - Anger. - Anger. 405 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,449 Anger I think for me is really just... 406 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,704 Can I have--can I have another? 407 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,873 We're not done. Can I have another? 408 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,249 - Acting nervous. - Fear! 409 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,251 Oh, whoa. Fear. 410 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,921 Well... 411 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,132 one more, 'cause you're begging for it. 412 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,383 - One more. - Thrill. 413 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,968 Thrill. No, I like that, thrill. 414 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,430 Thrill is really just, in the most simple form... 415 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,434 Right? Because we actually hide what we feel. 416 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,853 We don't show what we're feeling, right? 417 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,855 An amateur would get up here and say, 418 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,649 "Oh, fear? Oh, no!" 419 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,443 Right? But no. When you're actually afraid, 420 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,028 you're like, "I'm not scared," you know. 421 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,613 "Don't--don't let him see." Right? 422 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,574 So that's... that's what that is. 423 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,326 Cool. Whew. A lot came up for that. 424 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,203 That was actually good. I could actually feel myself 425 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,621 locking in there. 426 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,372 Somatically, I was like, "This is acting." 427 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,209 So...that was absolutely helpful. 428 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,711 While I'm in the spotlight, hit the track. 429 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,463 Can you imagine? There's nothing, but... 430 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,969 I wish. Give me a couple years. 431 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,222 No more spotlight! Okay, I'm over it, actually. 432 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,348 Can we get out? Thank you. 433 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,308 I could call back, but-- oh, they want more? 434 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,395 Whatever they need. Whatever the camera needs, right? 435 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,022 Oh. 436 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,899 Cameras, cameras, everywhere. 437 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,360 Cameras, cameras, don't you dare. 438 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,947 You see me, but I see you. 439 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,783 You say yes, I and say... 440 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,660 ugh, couldn't rhyme. 441 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,329 I'm just checking in. 442 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,706 I love you. Okay, great. 443 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,625 It is helpful just to have that anchor. 444 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,418 To have an anchor. 445 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,003 Here, I would almost just end the sentence there. 446 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,588 To have an anchor. Wow. 447 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,302 Only because I'm really feeling it, 448 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,848 did someone...yeah. 449 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,100 Okay, did someone over here recently move? 450 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,601 And I'm seeing Wisconsin. I'm real-- 451 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,520 Wisconsin's being highlighted. 452 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,230 Is anyone in this area from Wisconsin 453 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,941 or have any relationship to it? 454 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,819 Wisconsin! 455 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,904 Okay, um... 456 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,617 Michigan. 457 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,910 Did anyone here move recently? 458 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,288 By the way, I'm fine. 459 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,584 I need you--I need you-- I need you--relax. 460 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,795 I need you supine. I need you trusting. Okay? 461 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,882 I do this at the boardwalk every Sunday, okay? 462 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,092 I'm fine. 463 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,183 Now back to Wisconsin. 464 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,518 No, that's fine. It's-- it might be somewhere else. 465 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,978 It's called an energy flare. 466 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,062 Oh, Wisconsin? 467 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,606 Oh, thank you, great. Thank you so much. 468 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,316 See? So, I'm right. Yeah. 469 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,152 You recently moved? 470 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,822 Yeah, silent. I like that, okay. 471 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,038 I'm seeing an injury. 472 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,457 Not like I--it's--it's healed. 473 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,042 But did someone here have, like, a left-- 474 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,668 it's either a left angle--ankle. 475 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,879 Left angle? Cool, we're going from the top! 476 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,964 I'm not kidding! 477 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,258 I said "angle" instead of "ankle." 478 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,388 I'm a profession--oh, my God! That's radical. 479 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,224 See, this actually looks like a plant. 480 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,684 This is actually-- no, this is unfortunate, 481 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,061 'cause this looks fake. 482 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,439 I'll only ask this. Is it your left side? 483 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,525 Yeah. 484 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,118 I can do more of like a-- of a clear landing just for-- 485 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,829 Yeah, good. 486 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,416 God, it feels good. 487 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,463 First of all, I'm sorry. 488 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,842 Hey, hey, hey. Your h-- 489 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,470 it goes your health, my show. 490 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,931 Yeah. 491 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,768 Is it--is it a--is it a break? 492 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,144 - It's a sprain. - A sprain. 493 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,729 And it is my ankle. 494 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,399 - Yeah, so... - Ooh! 495 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,319 Oh, you didn't think I was really psychic, huh? 496 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,196 Left ankle sprain. 497 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,411 Was it--I'm getting the sense that it was not sports-related. 498 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,204 Um, it--it was, but-- 499 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,665 Well, I mean, it always is, like, in the sense 500 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:35,168 that you are in sport, that your body is in motion, but yeah. 501 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,671 - I'm not a sporty person, so... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 502 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,673 Were you-- what were you playing? 503 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,341 I was in a spin class. 504 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,345 Let this be a lesson. 505 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,723 They will take your money... 506 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,642 they will ruin your family and your reputation, 507 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,186 and they'll send you on your way. 508 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,149 Were you downtown? 509 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,067 I was in Eagle Rock. 510 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,485 So yeah. 511 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,783 I've always said, like, downtown is up here. 512 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,493 You know? 513 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,830 Like, you'll notice right now I'm downtown. 514 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,124 I'm downtown. 515 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,460 And for me, even when I'm uptown... 516 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:17,961 oh, no, no! 517 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,632 Oh--whoa, I almost tripped, and no one came to help, whoa! 518 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,301 That actually was scary. There was a quick moment, 519 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,470 and then--and not-- to not even feel a hand come up. 520 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,888 "Let me help you. You're just here to-- 521 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,014 "You're just trying to make me laugh. 522 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,057 Let me help you if you fall." Right? 523 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,310 But instead, "Work, work, work! 524 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,020 I guess I am alone up here. It's good--no. 525 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,315 Thank you for reminding me. Very good, very good. 526 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:42,402 The wire, of course, kind of representing media, I think. 527 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,987 The way it's snaking around me. 528 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,406 The way media literally cannibalizes the female form. 529 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,408 Right, you'll notice how it's snaking around. 530 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,452 "Sure, tell your story, but on my terms." 531 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,871 You know, it's very... 532 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,500 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 40 minutes right here. 533 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,335 Can you believe this doesn't affect the sound? 534 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,795 Can you believe that? This really is-- 535 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,380 this is engineering. 536 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,507 This is--this is why we go to war, 537 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,258 is to protect this. I want to fight for this. 538 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,344 I want to fight for my country with this, okay. 539 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,764 Back to the ankle injury. 540 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,267 -Is your name Rachel? -No. 541 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,478 Can you imagine that? That would've been--phew. 542 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:21,566 Do you have... 543 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,943 a dog? 544 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,778 No, I want a dog, though. 545 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,530 That's what I'm picking up on, the urge. 546 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,034 Last thing I'll say--or not. It's my show. 547 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,452 Um... 548 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,457 Do you have--I'm seeing sisters. Do you have sisters? 549 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,542 I have a younger sister. 550 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,877 Yeah, so you're the second sister. 551 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,838 So I'm seeing sisters, and it's you. 552 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,756 You have--it's you and your younger sister. 553 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,846 I'm actually an only child. 554 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,892 Go ahead, laugh. You've got one. 555 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,020 Never seen one up close, huh? Go ahead. 556 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,772 For those of you who don't know, an only child 557 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,524 is somebody with no brothers 558 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,693 and, you guessed it, no sisters. 559 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,908 It used to make me sad as a child, 560 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,743 but now I realize it's actually a gift, 561 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,745 because I don't have to live under the crushing weight 562 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,165 of the sexual tension that I know exists 563 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,750 among all siblings, yeah. 564 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,502 That's what I like when I see people full, 565 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,045 "Oh, God, the truth!" They're crossing in. 566 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,047 That's what I like to see. 567 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,592 And by the way, that's okay. You're normal, okay? 568 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,303 Any institution that's like, "Sex doesn't exist here," 569 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,221 it's 'cause it does. 570 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,848 And I'll just say, like, if I had a brother, 571 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,433 forget about it, okay? 572 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:40,103 Forget...about...it. 573 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,607 Cannot imagine. 574 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,526 Sneaking a glimpse of him in his boxers at dawn, like... 575 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:50,530 Before school. 576 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,576 Long family car trips, no one else to talk to. 577 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,912 Fall in love like that, okay? 578 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,788 It's easy. It's easy. 579 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,917 Getting picked up, being like, "Oh, Josh, put me down! 580 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,294 "Stop! 581 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:06,588 "Ugh! You ripped my shirt. Yeah, I need yours. 582 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,340 What else am I gonna wear to Easter brunch?" 583 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,093 "Mom and Dad aren't gonna be home for, like, an hour. 584 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,013 "Just give me your shirt. 585 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,348 Ugh!" 586 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,894 I'm jealous. 587 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,065 My, bring up some stuff-- and by the way, 588 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,525 if you're uncomfortable, if you feel that, 589 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,985 know that that's for a reason, right? 590 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,363 That's why--that's why they won't air this show live. 591 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:34,741 They won't stream this on the radio right now. 592 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,284 And why do you think? 'Cause people will be driving. 593 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577 "Oh, here's my light." They hear my voice. 594 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,538 "I have a choice in life?" Veer off the road. 595 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,627 A lot's at risk. 596 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:49,089 There are cameras, but also...there are cameras. 597 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,678 They're watching. 598 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,561 I am always pretty sure I'm being surveilled in bathrooms, 599 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,188 so I will just be like, "I know!" 600 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,901 It helps, 'cause I want the person surveilling me 601 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,695 to be like, "She sees!" 602 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,406 You know, I want-- I want to feel that. 603 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:16,116 I want to feel it. 604 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,951 I want to feel that. Is that--if that's a crime, 605 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,120 then take me back to the bishop's ranch. 606 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,544 Ohh! I want to go back to the bishop's ranch. 607 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,757 Huge theme emerging about the bishop's ranch. 608 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,426 Um... 609 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,177 incredible to feel that 610 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,762 and in touch with that authentically 611 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,472 and to know that's where I belong. 612 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,932 It's something that I couldn't have planned, 613 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,810 and that's why I'm so excited to actually present to you, 614 00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:44,853 we have the bishop. 615 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,104 Come on out! 616 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,233 Yeah. 617 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,235 In editing, that'll be... Huge. 618 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,362 'Cause we're gonna CGI the bishop, 619 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,698 and "Oh, my God!" The people at home? "Oh-ho-ho!" 620 00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:00,368 Yeah. Sorry. I want money, okay? 621 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,079 And people love the bishop. Okay, okay! 622 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,623 Wrap it up. Okay. 623 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,333 Ohh! 624 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:14,716 I'll say therapy, get in it now, you know? 625 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,509 Is my therapist here? Christina? 626 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,181 'Cause you never know. Okay, wow. 627 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,099 So you're not curious what I do. 628 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,310 Yeah, I was just like, okay, okay. 629 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:29,898 When people say they're not in therapy, I'm like... 630 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,608 you can't do karaoke forever. 631 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:34,277 You know, you have to-- 632 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,696 oh, no. 633 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,824 Your friends and family see what karaoke has become for you. 634 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,159 So... 635 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,621 Uh, sex. 636 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,290 Um... 637 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,834 I don't know. I'm not convinced... 638 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,672 I'd say. Like, does it even 639 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,423 have the power to transform the day? 640 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,550 I don't know. I just-- 641 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,219 not to brag, but I probably had 642 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:00,512 the best sex of my life recently, 643 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:02,013 and like an hour and a half later 644 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,890 I was furious at Bank of America. 645 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,600 Like, I don't... 646 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,812 even the day, you know, couldn't be changed, so... 647 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:12,065 and I also--I do not appreciate the myth 648 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,025 brutally propagated by media 649 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,735 that sex is the one time in your life 650 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:16,903 where you're able to finally shed 651 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:18,113 the prison of your personality. 652 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,322 That that's when your mask 653 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,199 finally drops. 654 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,910 I find that during sex, my mask has never been tighter. 655 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,578 Like, it's absolutely... 656 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,873 And trust me, I've tried to, like-- 657 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,458 You know? 658 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:34,421 You know, I've tried, but it's never so much as slipped. 659 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:37,632 I mean, it's really...ugh. 660 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,593 I actually think that the only time 661 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,804 that we're truly released from the prison of our personality, 662 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,973 the only time that our mask actually drops, 663 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,142 is when we barf-- I really think that's it. 664 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:51,062 'Cause just the rawness, the animalism, 665 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,148 that's the only time in your life 666 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,109 when your--your taste in art, your funny outgoing voicemail, 667 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:57,944 right, your grant money is irrelevant. 668 00:28:58,027 --> 00:29:00,780 It's not there. It's just about that. 669 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,743 It's also the only time in modern life 670 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,286 when you aren't being advertised to. 671 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,288 That's it. 672 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,831 And trust me, they'll find a way. 673 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,375 Oh, they'll get in there. 674 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,086 They'll get in your toilet if they have to. 675 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,427 Hmm. Oh, I love your laughs. Ohh, I love this moment! 676 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,721 Ohh! 677 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,181 Really, though, when I hear-- I hear kids. 678 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,932 I hear little kids going, "Where's my dad?" 679 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,267 Right, I mean... 680 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:31,978 Really, though. Sometimes I'm up here and I'm like, 681 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,689 "Where are our dads?" Like, this is crazy. 682 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,819 Did you know that you're born with your eggs? 683 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,070 I'll go back. 684 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:42,530 If you're... 685 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,453 If you're someone who has eggs, you're born with them. 686 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,163 It's not like they developed during puberty. 687 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,081 Can anyone confirm? This really blew my mind. 688 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,792 Yeah. So what does this mean? 689 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,919 This means that your mother, the day she was born, 690 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,712 you were already inside her. 691 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,255 The potential for you was already there. 692 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,381 Can you go that far? Yeah. 693 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,217 Crying, crying, crying, crying, crying. 694 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,594 Okay. 695 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:06,805 So what I'm trying to say is, 696 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,015 we've all been marinating in our mother's rage 697 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:11,601 since the day she was born, 698 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,561 and then her mother's rage, and her mother, her mother, 699 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,896 on and on, okay? 700 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,731 We're all stewing in the rage 701 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,274 of all the women who've come before us. 702 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:21,903 It's an intergenerational tajine of rage. 703 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,696 And it's deserved, I want to say that, 704 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,114 but it's been very helpful for me 705 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,866 because I'll be going about my day, 706 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,451 everything's fine, and then out of nowhere 707 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:31,246 I'm like, "I'm gonna break glass," you know? 708 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,331 And I--I'm like, where does that anger come from? 709 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:34,707 It doesn't feel like it belongs to me, 710 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:35,834 and it's been very helpful to be like, 711 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,043 it's actually maybe not mine. 712 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:38,378 It's my grandmother in Spain, 713 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,504 like, "Aah!" 714 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,005 You know, that's... 715 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,552 That's who it belongs to. So release. Release thyself. 716 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,512 And, you know, honor it, but push through. 717 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:49,764 I actually don't have kids yet, 718 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,182 but my daughter right now is like, 719 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:54,561 "Mom, what are you doing up there? 720 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,812 I can feel it." 721 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,522 "Love you, sweetie. 722 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,692 Maybe we'll watch this together one day with Dad." 723 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,488 You probably have read in the news 724 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,240 that I've been tucking in my blouses more. 725 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,871 And it does feel good. It makes me feel very together. 726 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,664 Like, I tuck in, and immediately I really do feel 727 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:16,916 like I have children, like I just completely-- 728 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,460 I feel effective. I'm like, yes, absolutely, right here. 729 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,629 I have everything I need. 730 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,965 Immediately leaving the house with the blouse tucked in, 731 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,633 I'm like, there's all these kids that are like, 732 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,886 "Okay, come on. We gotta go. 733 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,512 "We gotta go. We're gonna get in the car. 734 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,514 "Can you tell me in the car? Can you tell me in the car? 735 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,641 "Okay, great. 736 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,561 Yeah?" It's my husband. 737 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,062 "Uh...okay. 738 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,106 "I could've used that information earlier, 739 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,524 I'll be honest, yeah." 740 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,988 "How can I do that now? Uh, I'm just really asking. 741 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,072 How can I do that now?" 742 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,453 "No, no, I asked you, and--and I remember 743 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:54,704 'cause I asked you yesterday." 744 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,916 "No, I know that you said no, but now you're saying yes. 745 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,292 "Okay, yeah, okay. 746 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,544 "Okay, say bye to Daddy. Say bye to Daddy. 747 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,130 "Yeah. Oh, hi. 748 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:05,965 Yeah, okay, I'll call you later. Bye." 749 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,216 That's the woman who lives next-door 750 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,260 who I feel more connected to than my own husband. 751 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:18,227 All of that, all of that with just imagination. 752 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,189 Can you believe it? I want you out of your seats. 753 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,982 Okay. 754 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,735 I have no texts. Not possible, actually. 755 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,325 Uh-oh. Remember her? 756 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,664 You know what that means. Yeah. 757 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,458 We're in the final quadrant of the show. 758 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,962 Isn't that heartbreaking? Mm. 759 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,172 Oh! 760 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,969 I'm actually a huge gear nerd, 761 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,136 so I usually bring my own mic, 762 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,388 'cause I love to be like... 763 00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:58,810 It's good! 764 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,772 We're set. We're set. Okay. 765 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:08,319 Life, like this show, is cinnamon in the wind. 766 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,613 It's just--whoosh! You know, it's gone. 767 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,909 And...you're just there left cursing the air like, 768 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,203 "There was spice here once." You know, it's... 769 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,499 That's all it is. It's... 770 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,501 It's hard to admit, but, you know, 771 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,211 life is short. I--I like that. 772 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:27,130 Life is short, life is short. 773 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,673 Write that down. Okay, well, we're filming, 774 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,508 so that's fine. 775 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,135 "Honey?" Shh, my husband. 776 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,221 "Babe...write down 'Life is short.'" 777 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,433 "Life is short. I'm just thinking here. 778 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,101 "Uh, live out loud. I like that. 779 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,310 Write that down." 780 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:46,441 Okay. He's jealous of what I do. 781 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,902 Mm-hmm. 782 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:52,739 Um...yeah, but it's true 783 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,616 that this could really be-- oh, no, not again. 784 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,785 Right. 785 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,329 No, but this really is me wrapping up formally. 786 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,915 Um, people close to me know I hate to leave the stage, 787 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,501 so this will not go well, I just want to tell you now. 788 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,672 It's not gonna--it's not gonna be smooth one, 789 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,216 but we'll get you-- we'll land you there, okay? 790 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,302 We'll land you in Des Moines. 791 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,013 It's funny, someone here tonight 792 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:19,807 has the exact laugh of somebody who deceived me, 793 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,392 and it's really... 794 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,354 Huh. Yeah. 795 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,732 Now you're quiet, right? 796 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:29,484 Typical. 797 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,360 You do all look gorgeous, though, I have to say. 798 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,362 When we started this show, you were all like this, 799 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,198 "Oh, the mortgage, the mortgage." Right? 800 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,867 And now you're so relaxed. You're so open. 801 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,410 "The mortgage, the mortgage." 802 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,495 You know? 803 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,121 And it is special-- 804 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,874 oh, my God-- I'm so sorry. Hello? 805 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,126 Yeah! 806 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:49,879 I'm at work. Why? 807 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:52,840 Okay. 808 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:56,344 Um...like, 30 minutes, yeah. 809 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,680 Oh, it's going really well. Yeah, it's going well. 810 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,683 Ohh, how is she? 811 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,519 I said, "Ohh, how is she?" 812 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,816 Uh-huh. 813 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,652 Oh, is she not finding it? Shit. Okay. 814 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:16,614 Tell her to look under the bed, yeah. Okay. 815 00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:18,908 Okay, okay, great. Um, oh, I gotta go, 816 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:21,702 but, um...okay, perfect. 817 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,332 I love you, too. Okay. 818 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,459 Bye. 819 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,381 Oh, my God. No, I'm sorry. 820 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,216 That's...so rude. 821 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:38,136 First of all, I never wanted to be one of those comedians 822 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,303 who took a call onstage. 823 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,305 That is crazy, crazy rude, 824 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,641 but there's this guy I've been seeing for a while, 825 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,434 and he just, like, told me he loved me, 826 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,061 so right now I'm just like, oh, my God. 827 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,438 So I--immediately, the walls. Isn't that funny? 828 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,607 Immediately. "Oh, God, now I can't trust," but it's-- 829 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:56,154 I actually--we do have that solid foundation of trust 830 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,782 because he is my lawyer, so I feel like there is... 831 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,826 we have that, you know? 832 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:04,245 But... 833 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,164 I'm just laughing thinking about 834 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,915 how fulfilling my private life is. 835 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,709 It's just crazy. I just-- 836 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:11,460 and this is amazing. Like, I love being able 837 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,879 to do this and connect like this, 838 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,214 but then I go home to my boys, and it's just very-- 839 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,717 I have seven sons, um... 840 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,597 they are 4, 6, 2, 8, 9, 12, and two days. 841 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,017 So I have a lot on my hands. 842 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,936 I--yeah, so I have to go home, but, um... 843 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:37,361 Oh, what--I can't think about my family for a minute? 844 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,280 Okay, sorry, whoa! Okay! 845 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,365 No, I'll get back on schedule for sure. 846 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,659 Jesus Christ! 847 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,329 In case anyone cares, this whole night has been hell for me. 848 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:50,124 Okay? In case anyone cares! 849 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,669 Since the very beginning. Ticktock! Right? 850 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:55,588 "Get to the point, bitch!" Right? 851 00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,091 I've felt that from you, so don't worry. 852 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,843 I'll be on my way, and you can go back 853 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,179 to your perfect life without me. 854 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,225 Jesus Christ. 855 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:08,643 By the way, I'll just say, 856 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,353 like, you paid to see me, but I'm the weirdo. 857 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,395 Okay, got it! 858 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,565 Yeah, all of you staring at me, 859 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,275 but I'm the one who has a screw loose. 860 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,694 Got it. Sure. 861 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,279 Okay. 862 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,573 No, I'm being--it's not cool 863 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:23,991 to, like, yell at you. 864 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,285 It's... 865 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,913 I'm, um, sad to leave, 866 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:31,582 because until tonight, I-- 867 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:34,126 I didn't know what a family was. 868 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,091 No, I'm serious. I had always seen in... 869 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:44,053 books and...TV movie, things like that. 870 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:45,638 I always saw this family, I always saw 871 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,099 these happy people smiling, and I was always 872 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,392 banging on the glass like this. 873 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,060 "Let me in, let me in!" 874 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:53,813 And I never could get in, and, um... 875 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,356 I guess tonight for the first time 876 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,899 I actually kind of felt like I was sitting 877 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,526 at the dining room table with everyone. 878 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,820 So, um, that's why it's hard for me to leave, 879 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:04,407 but I have to leave... I have to get back, um... 880 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:08,202 I'm selling tank tops and stuff outside, so... 881 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,413 so I have to get back to that, but, um... 882 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:11,789 all good things must end, right? 883 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:15,418 Write that down, babe! That's good, but... 884 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,129 but I'm gonna put on a happy face... 885 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:21,299 and we're gonna get on with the show, right? 886 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,176 Because it is a show, and there's so much pressure on me. 887 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,804 And don't--just-- just don't forget that tonight. 888 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,224 Goodbye. No, okay! 889 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,438 Ohh. 890 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,773 Ahh. Come on! 891 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,984 I have to leave? 892 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:42,862 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. I actually have to-- 893 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,655 I'm slashing material. That's what I'm doing right now. 894 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,157 It's really hard. I'm slashing. 895 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,950 I'm slashing the good stuff. I had this-- 896 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,618 I did have this incredible closer. 897 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,495 It was like...mmm! 898 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:52,955 You know, it was, like, really creamy 899 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,915 and, like, brought together all these different little-- 900 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,375 little variations on the show. 901 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,960 It was, like, all the different threads of the show 902 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,587 into this one finely woven tapestry. 903 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,213 "Here!" You know? 904 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:04,508 But...time. I just can't. Heh. 905 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,260 Also, closers are gauche. 906 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,305 I'm like, "Oh, oh, I'm real-- here's my big closer." 907 00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:12,183 You know, it's like--uhh. You know, it's cheap. 908 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,476 It's cheap! 909 00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:15,728 And I don't want to belittle what we have with material. 910 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:17,355 Like, blah! You know? 911 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,690 Are we on a cruise? You know? Jesus. 912 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,942 No, I'm--I am, like... 913 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,402 delaying leaving. 914 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,779 There is something I, like, don't-- 915 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,739 I've been, like, putting off saying. 916 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:28,699 I'm just gonna, like, rip off the Band-Aid and say it. 917 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,786 Um...mm! Why is this hard? 918 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,622 Oh-kay. My name is not Kate Berlant. 919 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,084 And I'm not a comedian. 920 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,879 Um...my name is Megan "redacted for my privacy." 921 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:46,133 Um...but I'm actually the chief research analyst 922 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,135 of Behavioral Science at Cornell University, 923 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,388 and this has been incredible. 924 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,223 I've been living as Kate 925 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,392 for longer than I'd like to admit, 926 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,019 studying the relationship between audience and performer. 927 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,814 Things like that, but tonight, uh, it's over. 928 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,232 This was kind of my magnum opus, 929 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,983 was to perform as her for an hour. 930 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,027 I can't believe so many people fell for it, 931 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,906 but this is my night to sort of shed her, 932 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,574 and it's been-- it's been amazing, 933 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,326 but I do want to go back to my roots, 934 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,578 my real passion, which is irrigation. 935 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:18,416 And...yeah, just rerouting water systems, 936 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,834 the bureaucracy of water, stuff like that, 937 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,377 I really want to get into. 938 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,754 Uh, so yeah, I'm gonna shed Kate tonight, 939 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,172 and with that... 940 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,802 Good night! That's not it, but can you imagine? 941 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:35,099 No. 942 00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:37,351 Not gonna end on that, but, uh... 943 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,686 but yeah, okay. 944 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,980 Ohh! The chili sale. The--okay. 945 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:44,400 I'm selling chili. Uh... 946 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,113 I couldn't send you home with nothing. 947 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:52,116 There is a chili sale happening, um, out front. 948 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,451 There are three crocks. 949 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,953 They're Mild, Medium, and "Oh, No, She Didn't." 950 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:57,621 It's kind of three different-- 951 00:40:57,705 --> 00:41:00,082 And we encourage you to layer the chilis, right? 952 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:03,919 Have fun with it. They're 3.99, yeah, uh, a cup. 953 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,796 And please, please buy it. 954 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,174 Know that all the proceeds go. 955 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,259 Um... 956 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,803 So--so that's great. 957 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:17,099 Well, this has been explosive. Your words, not mine. 958 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:21,270 But, um... yeah, it really is time. 959 00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:24,023 I have to say when I first got here tonight... 960 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:25,524 I didn't know what to expect. I was like, 961 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,026 will the spirit be with me, right? 962 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:29,028 Will tonight be a night I just go home, 963 00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:31,071 open up the Uber app, and watch the cars go? 964 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:34,033 You know, is that...? 965 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,451 See, right there I could've left. 966 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:36,660 That would have been good. 967 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,455 That would have been professional, in fact. 968 00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:41,499 Okay, should we do house lights up? 969 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,791 I don't know-- here's what's so crazy. 970 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,877 Here's--here's my dirty secret. 971 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,879 The show's over. 972 00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:48,464 No, but it reall-- it ended--yeah, see-- 973 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,382 by the way, look how casual I am. 974 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,762 Is this thing--no, you know. 975 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:57,264 "Where wasn't I?" That's the name of the show. 976 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,641 But... 977 00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:00,935 Yeah, that's the kind of casual kind of... 978 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:05,022 Oh, my water. 979 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,361 Wait, there's a camera here? 980 00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:12,488 ♪ ♪ 981 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,823 Oh, no. 982 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:18,327 Damn it. 983 00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:21,539 I wanted to do this, and that, and the other thing.