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Okay, this is it, everyone.
We're here to have some fun! Come on!

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LANDO: <i>Welcome aboard the</i> Halcyon,

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<i>the most luxurious star cruiser</i>
<i>in the galaxy.</i>

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<i>I'm Lando Calrissian, newly-appointed</i>
<i>ambassador of the Chandrila Star Line,</i>

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<i>where your journey is our privilege.</i>

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Hey, look, guys! It's Lando! Hey, Lando!

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That's a holo-vid, Finn.

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Isn't it great?
No Stormtroopers. No TIE Fighters.

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No threat of galactic annihilation.

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It'll be an adventure.
A vacation adventure!

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It's a nice idea, buddy, but...

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Do heroes even take vacations?

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Just look at
all these activities. (LAUGHS)

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Poe, you love your activities, buddy.

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I do. I do love activities.

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Okay, first we take a private bridge tour,
followed by a holo-sabacc tournament,

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then a quick bite
in the Crown of Corellia Dining Room.

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But eat fast, because after that,
it's a brisk walk around the sun deck.

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Poe, it's a vacation.
When do we, you know, relax?

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I can schedule
five minutes of relaxing time

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in between shuffleboard and
the engineering room experience.

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-"Engineering room experience"?
-(GRUNTS)

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That's the spirit, Poe.
And here, to catch some rays, Rey.

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Hmm.

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I could use a little R and R and R.
Rest, relaxation, and reading.

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Relaxing. With a Jedi text?

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You relax your way, I relax mine.

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(SLURPING)

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-Mmm. This is pretty nice.
-They even have a spa.

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Oil baths for everyone.
Finally, we are on holiday.

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-It's not that kind of holiday.
-Let it go.

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Yeah, but it's... Letting it go.

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See? It's gonna be great. We need this.

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Especially since it's the last time
we'll all be together.

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Anyway, uh, I'll go check us in.

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Okay, people, time's wasting.
Let's get a move on.

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Where are you going?

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REY: To the sun deck.

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I'd try to talk you out of it,
but we're already behind schedule.

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Okay, Rose and Rey, you're on deck seven,
room three-o-one...

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Rey? Rose? Where'd everyone go?
Whole point was to do this all together.

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<i>Attention, passengers.</i>
<i>The</i> Halcyon <i>is now departing Chandrila.</i>

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<i>You're about to go on a vacation</i>
<i>unlike any you've experienced.</i>

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<i>Strap in, baby.</i>

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Hello, I am BV-RJ, human-cyborg libations.

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May I offer you a beverage?

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What do you recommend for someone
whose friends ditched him?

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BV-RJ: Better friends?

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I have just the drink. The Yerdua drop.

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This trip sure isn't going like I'd hoped.

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MAN: They rarely do.

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Right? I, uh... Whoa! What is in this?

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Who are you?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi. Hello, there.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi?
From the Battle of Geonosis?

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And the attack on Felucia?
And the Siege of Ryloth?

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And... I'm kind of a Clone Wars expert.

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It is an honor, sir. General.
Sir General. General Kenobi.

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No need to stand on ceremony, young Finn.

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Call me Obi-Wan.
We're on vacation after all.

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Rey once told me that past Jedi may
appear to help guide us in times of need.

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Is that why you're here?
What is it? Is it another Death Star?

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A Second Order? Is the Emperor
coming back again... again?

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No, I sensed a Jedi in need of counsel.

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Oh. Uh...

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Rey's somewhere on the ship.
But I'm not sure where.

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I'm talking about you.

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Me? Oh, I'm good. Ha!

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My friends are gone, but I'm hanging out
in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.

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Finn.

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Okay, I'm not good.

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My friends are gone and I'm hanging out
in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.

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It is a vacation, Finn.
They're enjoying themselves.

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You must learn to enjoy yourself.

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Wait, wait, wait.
What do you know about vacations?

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You're telling me the great
Obi-Wan Kenobi took a vacation? Ha!

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Well, from a certain point of view.
It was back on Tatooine.

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(JAWAS LAUGHING)

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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(CHATTER STOPS)

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(CHATTER CONTINUES)

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Ooh! You look like you came out on the
losing end of a Bantha-milking contest.

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You don't know the half of it.

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Cup of caf?

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-(SPITS)
-(GASPS)

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Jawa Juice. Lots of ice.
And if anyone asks,

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I've been here all day.

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STORMTROOPER: There she is.

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Show us your identification, Rebel spy.

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Me? Oh, I'm no spy.
I'm on vacation with my husband.

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STORMTROOPER 1: Vacation? In Mos Eisley?

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Mos definitely.

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STORMTROOPER 1: Hmm. Identification.

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Oh. Identification. Where would I...
Dank farrik.

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Honey, did I leave our identification
at the Great Pit of Carkoon?

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Which, by the way,
is at best just an okay pit.

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I'd stay out of it.

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She'd forget her own head
if it weren't already snapped on.

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STORMTROOPER 1: Identification. Now.

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You don't need to see her identification.

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STORMTROOPER 1:
We don't need to see her identification.

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She's not the spy you're looking for.

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STORMTROOPER 2:
She's not the spy we're looking for.

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She will enjoy her trip.

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STORMTROOPER 1: Enjoy your trip.

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-Whoa. Thank you.
-Ben. My pleasure.

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Sorry I can't stay and chat, Ben.
I'm kind of in a rush.

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Seriously, don't get involved.

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Wait, uh, Miss...

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Valeria. Colvett Valeria.

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Perhaps you could use
some assistance on your spy mission.

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Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

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And your secret is safe with me, Jedi.

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So, are you coming or what?

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My Rebel cell intercepted
a shipment of coaxium,

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but we were ambushed in Hutt Space.

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Now Jabba is selling it
back to the Empire.

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It's all going down at
Jabba's annual birthday barbecue,

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the one day a year
he opens his palace to everyone.

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Clever. Doing the deal in plain sight

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eliminates the fear
of a double-cross by either side.

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Hmm. They won't feel so clever
after we steal it back.

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What's your plan?

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-Play it cool.
-(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

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Just a married couple on vacation
having fun at a birthday barbecue.

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(PEOPLE CHEERING)

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I'll look for the coaxium, you keep watch.
And try to blend in.

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Right. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
Here I am, blending in.

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Ben, haven't you ever been to a party?
Or just relaxed?

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Have some food. Mingle.
Maybe you'll overhear something useful.

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Hmm, that's a... Mingle.

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(CACKLING)

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How'd the mingling go?

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I moved on to eating.

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Have you located the coaxium?

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I think so. But it's surrounded by
those Imperials and Jabba's goons.

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Somehow, I have to get to it
without them noticing.

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-Well, that sounds rather difficult.
-You don't know the half of it.

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Turns out, I've had run-ins
with some of these folks in the past.

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Them, and them, and them.

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So, pretty much everyone but that Jawa.

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Oh, no, him too.
I need to create a diversion.

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And how exactly are you going to do that?

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Oh, I'm not. You are.

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<i>Gamorrean Girls</i> in the key of D.

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You're going to sing.

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-Me? Sing?
-Uh-huh.

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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-No, no, no. I don't sing. Sing?

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(SINGING) <i>Gamorrean girls dance all night</i>

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-Uh...
-(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)

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(SINGING) <i>From the sands of Tatooine</i>

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<i>To the hills of Canto Bight?</i>

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Come on, Ben. You gotta sell it.
Use the Force... of your personality.

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Yes, um...

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(SINGING) <i>Gamorrean guys</i>
<i>get out on the floor</i>

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<i>It's time to get down</i>
<i>And go wild like a boar</i>

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<i>Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys</i>
<i>Move...</i>

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There you go. Keep it up.

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<i>Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys</i>

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<i>Fly like a ship</i>
<i>through the star-filled skies</i>

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<i>Gamorrean guys and Gamorrean girls</i>

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<i>Moving like you're grooving</i>
<i>Till you're out of this world</i>

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OBI-WAN: (LAUGHS) <i>Yes!</i>

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Rodians to the floor! Come on, Rodians!

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Now the Jawas to the floor!

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JAWA: <i>Utini!</i>

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<i>Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys</i>

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<i>Utini</i> indeedy.

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Stormtroopers, report to your post.

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STORMTROOPER 1:
Hey. It's the guy from the cantina.

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<i>The dance floor is now your post</i>
<i>What, what</i>

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<i>The dance floor is now your post</i>
<i>Ha, ha!</i>

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Yeah! Let me hear the Outer Rim scream!

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-(CROWD CHEERS)
-A twin sun scream!

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Shall we proceed with the exchange?

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The Empire is willing to
compensate you for this coaxium

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in a way that will make
a fine birthday gift.

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Oh, Bounty hunters, Imperials,
you can't hide either!

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He's right. I can't hide... my moves!

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(LAUGHS)

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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)

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-I don't dance.
-(SPEAKING HUTTESE)

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Fine. But only because it's your birthday.

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(SINGING) <i>Go, Jabba! Go, Jabba!</i>

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<i>To the dance floor! Shake that tail!</i>

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Whoo-hoo!

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(ROARS)

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When I say, "<i>Nee Jabba,</i>"
you say, <i>"Nobata."</i>

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<i>-Nee Jabba.</i>
<i>-Nobata!</i>

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<i>-Nee Jabba!</i>
<i>-Nobata!</i>

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Psst! Ben! Ben! I got it!
Let's get out of here!

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What? (LAUGHS) My wife, everyone. Yes!

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We're a married couple
having fun on vacation!

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-(ALL WHOOPING)
-MAN: They make a lovely couple.

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-MAN 2: Yeah, you are!
-Wrap it up.

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(LAUGHS)

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-Thank you! Thank you, all!
-(CROWD GASPS)

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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh-oh.

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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)

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We need to go right now.

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(JABBA YELLS IN HUTTESE)

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-Huh? (CACKLES)
-(ALARM BLARING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(ROARS)

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(GASPS)

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Halt, you Rebel scu...

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-(SCREAMS)
-(ROARING)

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(BOTH GROAN)

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(STORMTROOPERS GASP)

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Thanks, Ben.

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It appears we'll need
a new form of transport.

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There! Jabba's birthday skiff!

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Next stop, Mos Eisley Spaceport.

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-A wretched hive of scum and villainy!
-(LASERS FIRING)

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Go! Go! Go!

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Faster! Faster!

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VALERIA: It's maxed out!
Some birthday present.

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If he hits that coaxium, we're cooked.
Take him out.

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We've lost the cannon.

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(BEEPING)

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VALERIA: Do something, Ben!

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(OBI-WAN GROANS)

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(SNIFFS AND GRUNTS)

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(BOBA GRUMBLING)

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BOBA: They got away. I'm coming back.

230
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:03,916
(JABBA SPEAKS HUTTESE)

231
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,041
BOBA: Yes, fine, I'll pick up more ice!

232
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,250
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

233
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,666
Well, that's all of it.
You sure you won't come with me?

234
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,833
The Rebellion needs
all the help we can get.

235
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:19,208
Oh, I'm getting too old
for that sort of thing.

236
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,291
You still got moves, old man.

237
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,541
And I'm not just talking
about the Jedi stuff.

238
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,833
Admit it, you had fun back there,
singing and dancing.

239
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,666
Indeed, I did.

240
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,166
But I have duties here.

241
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,416
Thank you for being
such a great fake husband, Ben.

242
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,958
May the Force be with you, Colvett.

243
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,791
Beggar's Canyon, here I come!

244
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,958
Whoo-hoo!

245
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,625
(SINGING) <i>Gamorrean girls dance all night</i>

246
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,750
<i>From the sands of Tatooine</i>
<i>to the hills of Canto Bight</i>

247
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:11,375
So, even on your time off
you just ended up doing Jedi stuff?

248
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,416
I hate to break it to you,
but that was not a vacation.

249
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:18,958
It was for me.
I had fun in the moment, Finn.

250
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,416
And I advise you to do the same.

251
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:27,041
Because in my experience, one never
knows how long a moment will last.

252
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,541
"Fun in the moment."

253
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,250
Well, that's not gonna happen
if I'm just sitting here.

254
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,125
LANDO: <i>Welcome to our climate simulator,</i>

255
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:45,333
<i>where you can bask</i>
<i>in that warm artificial sun.</i>

256
00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:50,541
<i>But bring plenty of lotion,</i>
<i>because the burn is real.</i>

257
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,583
Rey! I finally found you!
You'll never guess what happened!

258
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,541
I was in the lounge by myself,

259
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,666
and then Obi-Wan Kenobi,
like, appeared to me and...

260
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:07,875
Hey. Does that mean I'm now an official
Jedi or... Rey? Rey?

261
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:14,875
Porgs. So many porgs
looking at me with their big porgy eyes.

262
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,416
(SNORING)

263
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,625
We'll catch up later. It's cool.

264
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:28,958
<i>We are now approaching Scarif,</i>
<i>our first port of call.</i>

265
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,083
<i>The newly restored beaches</i>
<i>are the perfect place</i>

266
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,541
<i>for your friends and family</i>
<i>to hang out and hang ten.</i>

267
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,791
<i>Complimentary shuttles</i>
<i>depart in two minutes.</i>

268
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,125
C-3PO: Master Finn!

269
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,750
Threepio! Where you been?

270
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,666
C-3PO: Receiving the most glorious
oil bath.

271
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,666
I had carbon scoring in ports
I didn't even know I had.

272
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,958
Have you seen the others?

273
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:54,125
-Finn! There you are.
-Hey! I was just looking for everyone.

274
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,750
-Where's Poe?
-We had to ditch him.

275
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,125
(GRUNTS)

276
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,125
He's been running us ragged
with his nonstop activities.

277
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,666
He even booked a tour of the trash
compactor. The trash compactor!

278
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,000
Hurry. Yeah, we gotta hide, before he...

279
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,416
POE: There you all are!

280
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,125
... He finds us.

281
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,291
POE: Pardon me, excuse me.
Sorry about that.

282
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,916
Make way for the general, right?

283
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,500
Seriously, please move. Excuse me.

284
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:19,750
Guys, you bailed on the
Taste Around the Galaxy dining experience.

285
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,916
Rose, Chewie, you're gonna love
these galactic cream puffs.

286
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,083
Scatter! He can't get us all.

287
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,083
C-3PO: Wait for us!

288
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,041
LANDO: <i>Shuttles are now departing.</i>

289
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,458
Go have more fun!

290
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:34,125
Hey, hey! Whoa! It's okay.
I don't care what we do,

291
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,750
I just want to do it together.

292
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,083
Let's get out of here.

293
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,291
(GRUNTS)

294
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,500
(SIGHS) "Have fun in the moment, Finn."

295
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:04,625
And here I am, in the moment,
having fun. Alone.

296
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,000
(SIGHS)

297
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,458
(MAN BREATHING DEEPLY)

298
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,375
Who are you?

299
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,083
Anakin Skywalker.

300
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:25,375
Anakin Skywalker.
This day just gets weirder and weirder.

301
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,541
Let me guess, you sensed a Jedi in
trouble and wanna help.

302
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,958
That's why the SkyGuy is here,
to get in with Finn.

303
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,750
So, what's up?

304
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,208
I planned a trip
to hang out with my friends,

305
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,500
but from the moment we took off,
everything went wrong.

306
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,750
First, I lose them, then I find them,
then I lose them again,

307
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:45,583
and Obi-Wan Kenobi says
I have to have fun in the moment,

308
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,833
but here I am alone. Again.

309
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,333
Uh, hold up. Obi-Wan said, "Have fun"?

310
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,083
(LAUGHS)

311
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,708
Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?

312
00:18:57,791 --> 00:19:00,166
Uh-huh. But I can't even do that.

313
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,583
(GROANS)

314
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,041
Sand, right? It gets everywhere.

315
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,166
(SIGHS) What was I thinking?
Maybe Rose was right.

316
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,875
Heroes don't take vacations.
Evil sure doesn't.

317
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,333
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

318
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,625
You sure about that?

319
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,500
Right now, I'm not sure
about anything, okay?

320
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,083
Except I have sand
in places sand shouldn't be.

321
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:23,000
All right. Finn, we gotta put those
emotions in carbonite and chill, man.

322
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,541
What if I told you
evil does take a vacation.

323
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,666
In fact, I knew this guy who was,
like, the worst of the worst.

324
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,583
And even he took one.

325
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,166
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

326
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,708
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

327
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:46,375
-DARTH VADER: Happy Empire Day!
-Meh.

328
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,916
But this is a celebration
of the order we brought to the galaxy.

329
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,458
-Uh, "We"?
-(SIGHS) You.

330
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:58,000
Sure, it's a celebration.
For them. Down there having fun,

331
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:02,750
shaking their stupid sparklers,
stuffing their faces with ronto wraps.

332
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,875
(YELLS) I want to zap each
and every last one of you!

333
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,416
(ALL CHEERING)

334
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:16,166
(SIGHS) But what do I get?
The same thing every day.

335
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,750
Wake up, have a light breakfast,
and then, nothing.

336
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,583
No Jedi, nothing left to conquer,
nothing to do.

337
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:29,750
Just endless bureaucratic nonsense.
I'm lucky if I even get my zaps in.

338
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:35,083
(GASPS) Oh, look, the Senate is squabbling
over taxation of outlying trade routes.

339
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,708
-What else is new?
-(MAN GROANS)

340
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:40,958
You know the drill.
Smash it, squash it, crush it.

341
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,541
Now, off you go, Tommy Two-Horns.

342
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,625
(SCREAMS)

343
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:48,708
You know, sometimes, I wish
I could just leave all of this behind.

344
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:52,833
No one to bother you.
Not a care in the galaxy.

345
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,500
DARTH VADER: Not a care in the galaxy.

346
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,625
That's it!
We're going to get you away from it all.

347
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,416
And I know just the place.

348
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:08,583
(HUMMING EMPIRE THEME)

349
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:13,458
What did I tell you? Scarif has
the nicest beaches in the galaxy.

350
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:14,541
Meh.

351
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:18,375
DARTH VADER: Ah.
Perfect spot to enjoy paradise.

352
00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:22,500
Yeah, the helmet and armor
really scream "paradise."

353
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:29,416
Get rubbing. Rubbity, rubbity. And don't
forget my shoulders. They really burn.

354
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,750
(SIGHS)

355
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,500
(LOTION SQUELCHES)

356
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:39,666
Look, nothing but empty beach. No one to
bother you, no demands on your time.

357
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,750
-It's so...
-Boring.

358
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,708
(DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING)

359
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:47,375
Hey, that sounds... not boring.

360
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,208
VIC: <i>All right, put down</i>
<i>those lightsabers, it's time to</i>

361
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:54,250
<i>Force your way onto the dance floor!</i>
<i>'Cause of, you know, the Force.</i>

362
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,416
<i>Here we go!</i>

363
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:59,708
(SINGING) <i>Come on out in the sun now</i>
<i>Come on out and have fun now</i>

364
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:03,083
<i>Fly over to a place</i>
<i>In space</i>

365
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,500
<i>So far, far away</i>

366
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,333
Ugh. Out of my way. You! Gah!

367
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:11,750
Get out. Ow!
Do you have any idea who I am?

368
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,333
I ought to zippity-zap that smile
right off their face.

369
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:23,333
You know, I thought you said the beach
was empty. It's fully operational.

370
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:27,000
Ugh. Good thing we got away
from crowded Coruscant.

371
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:28,916
(CONTINUES SINGING)

372
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,916
Oh, look, even more singing and dancing.

373
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,666
Some Empire Day this turned out to be.

374
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,583
We traveled halfway
across the galaxy for this?

375
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,291
Well, I blame myself, really.

376
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:42,125
You think I'd learn
not to put you in charge of anything.

377
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:45,791
Ugh. Smells like a beached
Mon Calamari out here.

378
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,708
That does it! I did this for you!

379
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:53,625
You think I want to be out in this sun?
It's like a swamp in this armor!

380
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:57,333
-You were right. Let's go home.
-Fine.

381
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:02,125
-Gonna be a long trip.
-Especially the way you fly.

382
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,583
<i>-Gonna blow up the beach</i>
-(CROWD CHEERING)

383
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,875
We're Vic Vankoh and the Bith Boys.

384
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:11,541
Now, who's ready for the big
beach game competition?

385
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,333
(SCOFFS) Not me.

386
00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:18,708
The winners receive two passes
to our All-You-Can-Scarif-Down buffet!

387
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:21,750
-DARTH VADER: Ooh!
-Oh, big deal.

388
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,500
-And will be declared Rulers Of The Beach!
-(GASPS)

389
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:33,541
Ruler? Lord Vader, prepare for battle.

390
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,916
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

391
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:42,000
I'm open, I'm open.
Over here. Oh, oh, oh! Pass it to me.

392
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:48,041
Ha! Up top. Down low.
On the flip side. (FARTS)

393
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,416
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

394
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,708
(HUMMING INCREDULOUSLY) Hmm?

395
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,750
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

396
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,416
(LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS)

397
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,416
Everybody, limbo!

398
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,333
(GASPS) It burns.

399
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,958
Who's next?

400
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:17,375
(BLOWING WHISTLE)

401
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:24,583
The winners of every single contest
and Rulers of the Beach are...

402
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,708
I never got your names.

403
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:32,958
It's Sheev. Sheev Palpa... Palpa...
Sky... Welker... Junior?

404
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,458
And your friend looks awfully familiar.

405
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,000
(BREATHS HEAVILY)

406
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,875
Who? Him? He's no one.

407
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,916
The Rulers of the Beach!

408
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:49,500
That's right! Ruler of the Beach!
Me! Unlimited power!

409
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,750
(CROWD GRUMBLING)

410
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,625
(AIR HORN BLOWS)

411
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,458
-What is this abomination?
-A participation trophy.

412
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,958
You know, we were going for,
you know, a laidback vibe,

413
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:07,083
'cause here on Scarif, everyone's a ruler.

414
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:12,250
Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic.
If everyone is a ruler, then no one is.

415
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:17,250
And if no one is a ruler,
then you have chaos! Zappity-zappity!

416
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,208
Hey! It's the Emperor!

417
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,666
-(CROWD SCREAMING)
-DARTH VADER: Hey!

418
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,958
Hey! It's Darth Vader!

419
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:26,583
No time for buffets.
You've got work to do. Lots of work.

420
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,583
Work? But we're on vacation.

421
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:33,666
Ah, that's the thing. This little trip
has made me realize something.

422
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,625
When you do what you love,
every day is a vacation.

423
00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:41,250
Now, you're going to build
an Imperial base right here on Scarif.

424
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,500
What's left of this stage
is a perfect place for barracks.

425
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,083
The data vault
will fill in that lovely dune.

426
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:50,541
Oh, and, of course,
we'll put a shield gate over here,

427
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,875
but the master switch way over there.

428
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:02,375
So, Scarif just went from resort
to Imperial base back to resort.

429
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:05,458
That's a bit of an up-and-back.
But there's an important lesson.

430
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,583
The Emperor was impossible to please?

431
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:10,958
-Well, yeah, but, no.
-Sand and armor don't mix?

432
00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,833
-Close.
-Don't give in to the dark side?

433
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:17,583
Eventually. But most importantly,
you gotta find your bliss.

434
00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:18,833
Do what you love.

435
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,541
What do you love to do, Finn?

436
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:21,916
What do I love?

437
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,125
Figure that out,
and you'll be made in the shade.

438
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:31,291
"Do what you love." Wait. Did you just
give me a life lesson from the Emperor?

439
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,000
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)

440
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:49,875
"Enjoy your vacation while you can."
"Do what you'd love."

441
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,541
Where are they?

442
00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:56,291
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

443
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:04,166
<i>At Chandrila Star Line, we want your</i>
<i>experience to be like my cape collection,</i>

444
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:08,458
<i>ultra-luxurious and always in style.</i>

445
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:13,250
<i>We hope you and yours</i>
<i>are enjoying your vacation together.</i>

446
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,583
Zip it, Lando.

447
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,666
<i>Vacation... Cation together.</i>
<i>Ation together.</i>

448
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,375
LEIA: Surprising how hard
that can be sometimes.

449
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,458
FINN: Leia?

450
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:26,083
That's General Organa to you.

451
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,166
Right, sorry, General.

452
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,750
Finn, I'm teasing. You seem a little lost.

453
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,250
I'm working through some stuff.

454
00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:36,250
Like how to have fun in the moment
like Master Kenobi told me.

455
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:39,541
Obi-Wan Kenobi said to have fun?

456
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,750
(LAUGHS)

457
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,708
Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?

458
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:48,375
And then, Anakin Skywalker
told me to do what I love.

459
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,208
I've spent more time today
with ghosts than my friends.

460
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,791
No offense, General. And I'm starting
to regret even taking this trip.

461
00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:01,875
Finn, we all need to get away
every now and then. I certainly did.

462
00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:06,708
You? The war hero? The Resistance General?

463
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,625
You're those things, too.

464
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,375
Then why am I having such a hard time?

465
00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:15,833
Because sometimes a vacation is about
more than just having fun. A lot more.

466
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:19,000
Let me tell you about a trip
Han and I once took.

467
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,250
<i>We had planned a final family trip</i>

468
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,958
<i>on our way to take our son</i>
<i>to begin his Jedi training.</i>

469
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:27,750
TOUR DROID: Once a mining colony
during the Imperial era,

470
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:32,000
Mimban is now home to many
historical attractions, including this.

471
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:35,000
The galaxy's fourth largest ball of mud.

472
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,916
This is where Chewie and I first met.
Isn't this great, Ben?

473
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,291
Great? When a bunch of Stormtroopers
threw you in a pit for him to eat you?

474
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,166
-(BELLOWS)
-Yeah. Good times.

475
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,458
(SIGHS)

476
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:52,125
TOUR DROID: Now, please, follow me to see
the galaxy's third largest ball of mud.

477
00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,875
Hey, what do you think, pal?
Pretty cool, huh?

478
00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:56,958
You want a T-shirt?

479
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:03,958
(SIGHS) No offense, Dad, but when you said
we were gonna make a "fun stop,"

480
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:06,750
I assumed it would actually be fun.

481
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,416
Who doesn't think this is fun?

482
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:14,041
C-3PO: (GASPING) I'm... I'm stuck!

483
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,000
(R2-D2 BEEPING)

484
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,875
Does Ben realize how lucky he is?

485
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:22,666
I never had family vacations growing up.
Or a family.

486
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,166
Oh, he's getting older, Han.

487
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,166
He doesn't wanna slosh around
in his father's memories.

488
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,458
He wants his own adventures.

489
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,750
His own adventures.

490
00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:35,791
(C-3PO EXCLAIMS AND SCREAMS)

491
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,875
(R2-D2 SCREAMS)

492
00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,541
Chewie, set a course for Endor.

493
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:44,958
(BELLOWS)

494
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:49,000
Han, what did I say about not making Ben
slosh around in your memories?

495
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:52,708
I'm not. It's this fancy new resort.

496
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,166
It'll be fun family bonding.
What do you say, Son?

497
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,791
Dad! You know what would be really fun?

498
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:01,708
If I flew us there.

499
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:07,250
Fly the <i>Falcon?</i>
Uh, maybe someday when you're older.

500
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,583
Oh, you never let me do anything.

501
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,250
You flew at his age.

502
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:20,583
Speeders and swoops.
And I crashed. A lot. He isn't ready.

503
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,416
Is it possible that you're not ready?

504
00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:28,083
I'm ready. I'm so ready.
Not ready for what?

505
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,625
To let him go.

506
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:33,625
(BELLOWS)

507
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,375
All right. Endor, here we come.

508
00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,916
Not quite what I had in mind.

509
00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:47,166
But we'll make the best of it.

510
00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,083
(SIGHS)

511
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,291
Hey, maybe we can
take a ride together, buddy.

512
00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:53,958
(GRUNTS)

513
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:56,708
(SCOFFS) Can't we just go to Uncle Luke's?

514
00:30:56,791 --> 00:31:00,375
Ben's right, Han.
This place is seriously rundown.

515
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:04,583
We prefer the term
"Ewok rustic," Your Highness.

516
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,791
Welcome to the Lake Villages of Endor.

517
00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:12,791
I'm Wick Cooper.
Intergalactic bon vivant and proprietor.

518
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:15,666
But, please, call me Mr. Cooper.

519
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,583
And let me say how thrilled we are

520
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:24,250
to have the esteemed Organa-Solos
as our guests. Luxury awaits.

521
00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,125
C-3PO: Oh, my!

522
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458
-And I see you've found Lake Ewok.
-(C-3PO SCREAMS)

523
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,625
-Your eyes okay, kid?
-(GASPS)

524
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,833
You look like you've been staring into
a twin sun solar eclipse.

525
00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:43,916
I... Um...

526
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,708
This is my daughter, Sidero.
Say hello to our guests, princess.

527
00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:54,375
Dad, don't call me...
Princess Leia Organa! What an honor.

528
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:57,458
Hi, Sidero. This is Han, and Chewbacca.

529
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,083
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
-Whoa! R2-D2?

530
00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:03,458
And I am C-3PO, human...

531
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,708
You didn't tell me
they were staying with us.

532
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:08,958
This is so cool!
Oh, and can I have some credits?

533
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,125
I'm meeting Mahlnor
at the Admiral Snack Bar.

534
00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:14,625
-It's a... It's a...
-I'm not saying it.

535
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,458
It's a snack! (LAUGHS)

536
00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:22,250
Of course, my little porgie-pie.
Hey, why don't you show Ben the beach?

537
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,958
Uh, me? Go with her?

538
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,750
Whoa! He speaks. Come on, kid.

539
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,583
What about the speeder-bike?

540
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,375
He may have other interests.

541
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,708
Maybe later. Have fun.

542
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:45,291
Now, to the reception desk, milady.
And, my guy.

543
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,125
I can't believe your mom
is the Leia Organa.

544
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:54,375
She is so wizard!
Your life must be so exciting.

545
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,083
Have you flown the <i>Millennium Falcon?</i>

546
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,625
Of course he has. Haven't you, Ben?

547
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,041
Uh, actually...

548
00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:04,375
You ladies see me out there?
I just set a new Lake Ewok speed record.

549
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,416
(SCOFFS) Who's the mouse droid?

550
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,541
Lay off, Rad. This is Ben Solo.

551
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:12,666
He was just about to tell us what it's
like to fly the <i>Millennium Falcon.</i>

552
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,875
Pff! This little womp rat?

553
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,875
(GLUGS)

554
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,958
He couldn't even reach the controls,
much less fly.

555
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,208
I fly the <i>Falcon</i> all the time.

556
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:26,958
Just because your last name is Solo,
it doesn't mean you're a pilot.

557
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:29,208
Oh, yeah? I'll prove it.

558
00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:34,666
Solo? More like "so low."

559
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:40,041
Get it? "So low." Low. 'Cause he's short.

560
00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:41,833
(LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY)

561
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,500
So low. So good.

562
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:50,500
And this the nav computer.
Hyperdrive systems status...

563
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:52,583
Please, don't sit in my dad's seat.

564
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,375
And you can't touch his dice.

565
00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:56,000
(POWERING UP)

566
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,208
And you definitely can't touch the...

567
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,708
-Strap in, moof-milkers!
-...controls!

568
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,666
Oh, yeah!

569
00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:12,083
This is an awfully long walk
to get to the reception desk.

570
00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,916
Oh, it's not much further.

571
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,083
I have to say, when I saw your names
on the guest list, I was intrigued.

572
00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:22,041
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

573
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:26,250
You're right, Chewie. We haven't
seen one Ewok since we got here.

574
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:29,125
Count your blessings. Ewoks, ugh!

575
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,666
They may seem cute and cuddly,

576
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,875
but they're actually
vicious little monsters.

577
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:38,416
In fact, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about! (YELPS)

578
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,083
Blast it! Oh, you see? Monsters.

579
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,833
But you're not gonna push me
around anymore, you little creeps.

580
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,666
Look who's on my side now.

581
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:48,041
(LAUGHS)

582
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:49,875
(EWOK GRUNTS)

583
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:57,125
Yeah-huh. That's right. Leia Organa
and Han Solo. Heroes of the Rebellion.

584
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,000
Besties with Wick Cooper.

585
00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:02,041
-(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
-Hey, we know these fuzzballs.

586
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,750
(WHOOPING EXCITEDLY)

587
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,375
Wicket? Wicket!

588
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,583
C-3PO: Whoa, whoa!

589
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:17,666
I am once again a golden god.
You may proceed with the worshipping.

590
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,000
What's going on, Wick?

591
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,666
Yeah. I'm starting to think
this isn't the reception desk.

592
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:28,625
I might have had an ulterior motive
bringing you out here.

593
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:32,166
You know, it seems the locals haven't
been exactly quote-unquote thrilled

594
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,333
with my resort, and, you know,
they're trying to muscle me out.

595
00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:38,291
You know, the ush, throwing rocks,

596
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:41,541
log-rolling the tents,
threatening to eat my guests.

597
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:44,125
So, I thought if someone
of your stature talked to them,

598
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,708
that maybe they would back off.

599
00:35:45,791 --> 00:35:49,500
And now that I see you are all friends...

600
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:55,166
I don't know. Real estate disputes
aren't exactly our area of expertise.

601
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,333
Besides, it was their moon first.

602
00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:01,291
I know, but a guy gets a little unlucky,
makes a bad deal?

603
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,166
Gets out over his skiffs?

604
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,791
-I kind of relate.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Uh...

605
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:09,750
Your Highness? I hate to be pushy,
but could we move this along?

606
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,541
I hope Ben's vacation
is going better than ours.

607
00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,208
(BEN SCREAMING)

608
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,166
Oh, yeah!

609
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,375
Oh, this isn't wizard at all.
I wanna go home.

610
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:25,041
Do something, Ben.

611
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,208
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

612
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:30,958
WICK: What did he say?
Sorry, I'm not fluent in varmint.

613
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,500
C-3PO: I'm a little rusty
in their dialect,

614
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:37,833
but I believe he called you
a "slimy, sludge-swilling scoundrel."

615
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:38,958
(GASPS)

616
00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:45,458
How dare you, sir? You're the ones who
invite people to a barbecue to eat them.

617
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:47,250
(SPEAKS EWOKESE)

618
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,500
You're only proving my point!

619
00:36:52,291 --> 00:36:57,833
Good news. Problem solved. The Ewoks
agree to back off on one condition.

620
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:02,083
-Absolutely anything.
-If you go into business together.

621
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,291
I would be happy to bring them on.

622
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,666
Wick and Wicket's.
It has a nice ring to it.

623
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,250
Aah! Fine, yeah, yeah. Wicket and Wick's.

624
00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:13,541
Ben.

625
00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:16,375
-What? What's the matter?
-Our son is in trouble.

626
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:18,083
How do you know?

627
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:19,500
(RUMBLING)

628
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:23,458
I know.

629
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,333
Bring it down, Rad!

630
00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:28,583
I think you said, "Bring it up." Engaging.

631
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:30,625
Whoo!

632
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,208
<i>-Hello?</i>
-Put my son on!

633
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:40,583
-It's for you.
<i>-Ben, are you okay? What was that?</i>

634
00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:43,708
Why did you fly us into an asteroid field?

635
00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:45,000
I didn't mean to!

636
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,958
C-3PO: Asteroid field?

637
00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:50,500
There are no known asteroid fields
around Endor. Must be...

638
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,958
BOTH: Death Star debris.

639
00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,208
HAN: <i>Don't worry.</i>
<i>We're gonna get you home safe.</i>

640
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:57,625
-How?
-I don't know.

641
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,916
Han, it's time to let go.

642
00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,958
<i>Ben, you're going to fly the</i> Falcon.

643
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,125
I am?

644
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:11,291
C-3PO: Sir, the chances of a child
successfully navigating a debris field

645
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:15,333
are approximately 5,738,000 to...

646
00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,291
Never tell my son the odds.
You got this, Ben.

647
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,291
-Out of my way, mouse droid.
-(SHRIEKS)

648
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:26,375
<i>Okay, first, put all power</i>
<i>to the front deflector shields.</i>

649
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:27,916
Those switches up there.

650
00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,541
<i>And next, you might be able to blast</i>
<i>some of the debris away.</i>

651
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,708
<i>Can you get someone on the laser cannons?</i>

652
00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:35,875
On it.

653
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,250
Okay. Now what?

654
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,708
You're a Solo. Now, you fly.

655
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,375
Mahlnor, you're up!

656
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,291
MAHLNOR: I got it!

657
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,583
Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

658
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,791
SIDERO: Look out, Ben!

659
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,166
(ALL SCREAMING)

660
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:09,875
Yahoo!

661
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:12,166
HAN: <i>I couldn't have done it</i>
<i>any better myself.</i>

662
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,791
Are they, uh, definitely okay?

663
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,625
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Absolutely.

664
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,041
Then, could somebody cut me down?

665
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,583
Because the blood is rushing to my head.

666
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,541
(GRUNTS)

667
00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:36,083
C-3PO: Artoo, thank the stars
you are safe.

668
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,458
Oh, cool, a barbecue!

669
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:45,291
Oh, my sweet little girl. (KISSING)

670
00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:51,666
Oh, Daddy is so glad his brave little
porgie-worgie pie is okay.

671
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:56,083
-Dad, everyone's watching.
-I don't care.

672
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,375
(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)

673
00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,625
Thanks, Chewie. (LAUGHS)

674
00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:08,250
Ben! You were amazing up there
with the lasers, and the blasting.

675
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,500
And the turning in the... Oh, my gosh.

676
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,250
Oh, it was nothing.

677
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,458
See you around, Ben.

678
00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:17,041
-(LAUGHING)
-(R2-D2 WHISTLES)

679
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,833
-Best vacation ever!
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)

680
00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,166
(BELLOWS)

681
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,416
I'll miss you, too, Chewie.

682
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,000
You're going to love lightsaber training.

683
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:51,375
Try not to lose a hand.
It's kind of a thing in our family.

684
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,500
-Okay, Mom.
-We love you so much.

685
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,208
You flew the <i>Falcon</i>
through a debris field,

686
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,416
saved the day, and got your first kiss.

687
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,500
Dad.

688
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,666
I'm just saying,
the trip wasn't all bad, right?

689
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:07,666
-I guess not.
-Well, I guess this is it.

690
00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:10,500
-Yeah.
-You listen to your Uncle Luke.

691
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:11,791
I will.

692
00:41:14,916 --> 00:41:18,458
Son? I love you.

693
00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:20,750
I know.

694
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,791
-FINN: Was it hard?
-Was what hard?

695
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:34,916
Saying goodbye.

696
00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:40,250
It was the hardest. But it was also time.
Why do you ask?

697
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,333
'Cause I'm starting to realize that
I don't know if I can do it.

698
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,416
We're all about to go our separate ways.

699
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,333
Rey is headed to the Unknown Regions
to search for Jedi temples.

700
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,666
Poe's training new X-Wing pilots.
Rose is off to lead relief missions,

701
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,625
and I'm gonna scour the galaxy
for others like me.

702
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,625
Others who are strong in the Force.

703
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,666
Who knows when
we'll all be together again?

704
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,458
Perhaps that's why this trip
has been so difficult.

705
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:03,458
-For all of you.
-All of us?

706
00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:07,291
Is it possible that none of you
are ready to say goodbye?

707
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:13,416
Finn, a wise Jedi once told me,
"No one's ever really gone."

708
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,250
Thank you, General.

709
00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,791
-C-3PO: Oh, there is Master Finn.
-We've been looking all over for you.

710
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,583
-FINN: And I've been looking for you.
-We're sorry, buddy.

711
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,791
For what?

712
00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,458
You arranged this amazing vacation
for us to be together,

713
00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:31,625
but we all went off
and did our own things.

714
00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:36,625
That's okay. I realized I planned this
trip because I was avoiding something.

715
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,000
Saying goodbye.

716
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,083
He's right.

717
00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,666
-I've been feeling it, too.
-This trip is the end.

718
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:44,583
Exactly.
But a trip isn't about the destination.

719
00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:48,583
It's about the journey. Enjoying
the moments for as long as they last.

720
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:51,416
Oh, no. Don't you do it.
Don't go mushy on me.

721
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,000
Remember how we first met?

722
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:55,750
FN-2187.
That's the only name they ever gave me.

723
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,750
Well, I ain't using it. I'm gonna
call you Finn. Is that all right?

724
00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,708
You gave me a name, Poe.

725
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,708
Oh, you did it. You went mushy on me.

726
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,125
(BLOWS NOSE)

727
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,708
And, Rey, remember
the marketplace on Jakku?

728
00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:13,291
-(GRUNTS)
-(COUGHS)

729
00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:16,583
Follow me.

730
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:23,458
You gave me purpose, Rey.
And, Rose, you gave me hope.

731
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:24,666
Why would you stop me?

732
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:28,708
I saved you. That's how we win.
Saving what we love.

733
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,625
I've been told that you have to
do what you love.

734
00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:38,708
Well, I've loved fighting alongside
all of you. I'm gonna miss that.

735
00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:42,166
I didn't want to admit it to myself,
but I never wanted those feelings to end.

736
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,041
That's why I planned this trip.

737
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:48,125
But with the memories we've shared,
well, no one's ever really gone.

738
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:56,291
Hey! The trip's just getting started.
Oh! I know what we should do now.

739
00:43:56,375 --> 00:44:01,250
-Better not be a trash compactor.
-Group hug? Come on.

740
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:05,791
C-3PO: This is really
quite pleasant. Chewbacca!

741
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,291
-(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)
-No, Chewie. That hug's perfect.

742
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:13,458
<i>We hope you are enjoying your adventure</i>
<i>aboard the</i> Halcyon.

743
00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:19,458
<i>Although every trip must eventually end,</i>
<i>the memories never do.</i>

744
00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:25,916
<i>So, we thank you, for joining us,</i>
<i>and may the Force be with you.</i>

745
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,291
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)



