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I am Liss Pereira.

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Official YIFY movies site:
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A truck driver
trapped inside a woman's body.

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I don't know if I'm a really ugly
pretty girl or a really pretty ugly girl.

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Crass yet elegant.

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With a poor man's salary
and expensive tastes.

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Very thin for some (few)

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and very fat for others (most).

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Not too tall, not too short.

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If you're like me
and are right there in the middle,

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come with me, for you…

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LISS PEREIRA IN…

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…are adulting.

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Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen,
non-gender people.

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Everyone, my mom.

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Good evening to all of you who are here
and those watching me on Netflix.

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Thank you.

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But where are all the women
who came unaccompanied tonight?

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I know.

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You learn a lot from people
when you hear them participate.

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There is a passion there.

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"Here I am, ovulating! Fuck, here I am."

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There's a commitment.

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There's a disposition to life. Openness.

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"Universe, pour all your blessings on me."

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Where are the people
who came with a group of friends?

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You see? You get to know
a lot about people by listening to them.

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I mean, a freaking mess!

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You don't get it. Some are thinking,
"What are we? I don't know."

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Listen to this instead.
Where are the people who came as a couple?

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There's no room for doubt.
"As a couple? Me. Here. I love her."

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Here, there's no room for doubt.
There's already been an argument,

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an adjustment process.

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It's like an old shoe
that's been adjusted to your foot.

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It no longer causes corns.
It's been in battle.

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You get to know people
you love and will always love by talking,

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but it's consolidated by arguing.

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Don't look for someone
to pamper you or who's attentive.

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That shit is over within two years
and only if you're hot!

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Look for someone who says nice things,
who pleases you…

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That's over soon too.

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And who argues well.

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With whom you can start an argument,

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and you can say, "Hey, I respect you."

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There's nothing worse
than someone who always lets you win.

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An idiot that's like, "Yes, I love you."

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And you go, "Oh."

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"What a shame!"

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The last time I was on Netflix,
I was pregnant.

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Very pregnant!

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I swear I'm not anymore.

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The time has ended where I have an excuse

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and people can say,
"Oh, she just had a baby."

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He can speak now. He's three.

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Now it's all on me.

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And I love it. I love being my son's mom.

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What I don't love so much
or need to get used to

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is all the stuff that comes with it.

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I never knew how to count
my son's age in months.

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I know nothing about that silly stuff.

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I don't like chatting
on those WhatsApp groups or anything.

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All those classes…

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I never took him to crawling classes
or to any of that shit.

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Being a mother in this generation
is three times as stressful.

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Moms in previous generations

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had the chance to give birth and be moms

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in private.

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Period.

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Not us.

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We do the same things,
but we get to be moms in public.

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Because now
we live as if we were influencers.

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You have seven followers and share
a story by writing, "For all of you."

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Because that's how we are.

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Right?

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And one of the most important decisions
I had to make when I had my son

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was posting his picture.

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That's a decision
this generation must make.

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And I decided not to.

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"He must be a hideous child.
Why won't she post his picture?"

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"I'm sure he doesn't look like his dad."

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"#slut."

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You'll say, "Fine, let's share."

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"Moms build a community when they share."

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"So, let's post a picture
breastfeeding the child, right?"

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Lactation… lactation is so beautiful.

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"Damn exhibitionist woman,

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who uses breastfeeding her child
as an excuse to show her tits."

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"Slut, slut, slut, #SLUT."

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"Exploiting that innocent child
to be a flasher."

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"Her boobs are ugly.
They're cross-eyed, marginal."

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"Blessings."

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You just can't win.

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There's no way you can win.

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Right?

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Then, you say, "They're right
about the tit. We all have our opinion."

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"I'll post one bottle-feeding my son."

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"Damn woman, insufferable bitch,

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you're hurting society

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by depriving that beautiful being
from the unique nipple-mouth connection

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that'll make him a good person."

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"You're raising a future criminal."

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"Blessings to your family and home."

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No!

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There's no way you can win.

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We're in a very strange,
very difficult generation.

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There isn't a lonelier time
for a woman than right after giving birth.

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Because she does not identify
with the reality others show on networks.

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You're there, and you're crazy.

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After giving birth,
we're crazier than usual.

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Our hormones are all over the place,

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our tits are cracked,

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our body's all patched up.

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You don't know
what or who you are, how, why.

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You've been told,
"When a baby is born, so is a mom."

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Bullshit!

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And you're feeling like shit
while lactating.

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It's 45 minutes.

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You have a lot of time
to think about a lot of shit.

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"Lola the cow…"

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"Lola the cow has a head and an ass"

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"She still has an ass
because she hasn't given birth"

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"Lola the cow isn't married"

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You…

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You are so tired.

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And when you don't sleep
and don't eat well, you go crazy.

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You're not doing anyone a favor
visiting us at the hospital after labor.

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Wait until we've recovered a bit.

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Don't be nosy. Don't drop by.
You've no business being there.

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Right? And don't tell
a pregnant woman any jokes.

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Friends come and make us laugh, and we're…

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No!

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"God, help me."

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"How nice…"

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"Jesus Christ resurrected, right?"

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"On the third day."

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"Being dead three days sounds nice."

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"Three days."

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If you look good
after your eight-hour beauty sleep,

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imagine after being dead three days.

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"Give people the time to value you."

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"She was such a good person."

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"Give them time to say,
'She was the woman of my life.'"

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"If she were still alive,
I would've asked her to marry me."

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"Three days."

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"Then come back with your hair done,
dressed in white."

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You go mad!

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Your hormones are all over the place,
and so is your body and your brain.

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No clothes fit. When you just had a child,
you look for clothes.

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For in the legal system of Colombia,

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you must register the child
right after giving birth, right?

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And give them a name
they'll hate for the rest of their lives.

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They'll change it.
They won't use Lisseth Johana, too long.

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Lisseth Johana Pereira Ordóñez
is too long.

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You find a shorter name,
more commercial. Bing, bang.

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Boom.

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Girl. Someone laughing back there
has a horrible name.

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Because we're Latin, and Latins
have bad taste, we can't have enough.

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Look at me. I think, "I've got six rings,
I'll put them on 'cause it's my show."

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Braid, etcetera, I mean…

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With this side, I can invade
a Viking village with my friends.

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And with this side,
I can chase after Marimar.

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I mean… you want it all.

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So, we're in a moment in history

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in which I believe we're overstimulated,
like a child when you do too much

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"Let's draw cartoons,"
and I paint with him.

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I paint faces, balloons,
water, and whatever.

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And at midnight, the kid…

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We're an overly stimulated generation.

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We're the middle generation.

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We were raised by parents
who had no love and owed us more love.

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We're screwed.

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We had good parents,
so we must be good children.

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And our parents know it.

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So, with the pandemic,
the quarantine, the lockdown,

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we realized they're our new children.

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Folks from this generation
are the new kids.

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They don't behave as parents.
They had to grow up fast.

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I mean, too soon, too young.

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They married in their 20s,
didn't have a life.

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So, after they're 40, 50,
they behave like teenagers.

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They grow up so fast…

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Parents are the new children.

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Because we make a huge effort

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to teach them what they must know
to defend themselves in the modern world.

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You save money, buy them
a state-of-the-art cellphone.

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You invest time and money
in making them a tutorial,

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a slow-motion video, slow,

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for them to understand, right?

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And why do we make all this effort?
For them not to pick up our calls.

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Because if there's anyone…

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You have an emergency.

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They tell you, "You know,
I'll always be there for you."

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Bullshit!

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When you leave their home,
parents want nothing to do with you.

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They're sick and tired,
and you understand.

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But they never pick up our calls.

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The excuse is, "Sweetie,
I don't know about technology."

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That's a lie, woman!

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I've seen you send Tweety stickers.

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I mean…

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We get them.

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Now I understand many things.

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For, as you grow older,
as you become an adult…

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Or like my generation,
we aren't completely adults.

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We're adults of a grown-up age,

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but aren't mature.

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Really.

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I'm 35 and have a son.
What is this bullshit, right?

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I know. We're in denial.

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That's what it is.

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Modern adults aren't adults
as in the previous generation.

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Because, when I was little,
a 35-year-old woman was old.

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When you're little and see someone
who's 35, "She'll die in 15 days."

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Not anymore. "I'm not old."

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You're of age, but you're not mature.

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We lead an adult's life,
do an adult's job, have an adult's wages.

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What for? To spend it on teenage bullshit.

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Because that's what we are.

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We are immature.

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We're people who refuse to grow up.
It's so hard for us.

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We're "adultescents" in heart, man.

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And I understand us,
growing up isn't easy.

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And since you're little,
they pester you to grow up.

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A must-have conversation
of an adult with a child,

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one who doesn't know
how to interact with a child,

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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

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If we knew back then
what we know now, we'd say,

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"Hell no, I don't wanna grow up!"

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Right?

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All the time they're pushing us
to make hasty decisions about our lives.

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We adults nowadays have so much anxiety,
depression, acceleration, and immediacy.

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Everything's so fast,
and everything's growing all the time.

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You can't stand the 16 seconds
you need to wait between episodes.

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And you're there,
everything's fast, everything's now.

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But we want it to be
good quality and to last forever.

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We're at a time in history

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where there's too much motivation,
an excess of positivism.

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It's, "What do you want?
Ask the universe for it."

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"If you ask for it hard enough,

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with perseverance
and discipline, you'll have it."

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We're the "walk away,
let it go, let it flow" generation.

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Who teaches us "stay, it takes a year"?

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No one tells us that.

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If I don't like a relationship,
"Let it go."

246
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,160
"If he makes you cry,
he doesn't deserve your tears."

247
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,497
Bullshit!

248
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,794
Because the people we love the most
are the people who make us the maddest.

249
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,129
Those we love the most make us cry harder.

250
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,923
Starting with our kids.

251
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,384
Those we love the most
are the ones we hate the most

252
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,969
one, two, three times a week.

253
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,014
For instance,
if you have a loving relationship,

254
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:13,143
and don't ask yourself
once or twice a week,

255
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,771
"Fuck, what have I done with my life?"

256
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,400
Then you don't love him.

257
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,281
And people, right?
We live with an excess of positivism.

258
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,492
"What do you want to achieve?
You can do everything you want."

259
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,660
Yes, but no.

260
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,164
Sounds lovely, I know. And you need
those motivational phrases.

261
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,792
But actually, you can't do
everything you wanna do.

262
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,752
'Cause some things we're not good at.

263
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,882
We're good at one thing or another.
The neighbor's good at this or that.

264
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,635
"The power of your dreams.
If you can dream it, it's possible."

265
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:51,181
Yes, but it's kind of harder
in Latin America.

266
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,852
Here's my childhood dream.

267
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:59,481
I wanted to be a figure skater
when I was a little girl.

268
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,068
In Cúcuta, man!

269
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,780
For those who don't know it, it's a city…

270
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,618
I mean…

271
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,163
Most of our countries
don't know about seasons.

272
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,958
In my town, my city, we do.
It's summer all fucking year round.

273
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,336
A cold day for us

274
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,714
is standing under a mango branch
at 100 degrees, I mean…

275
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:29,553
Okay. "Don't blame external stuff.
Everything you want is up to you."

276
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,725
Let's say it's true.
We shouldn't blame external stuff.

277
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,852
We must assume our responsibility.

278
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,064
Figure skater, me!

279
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,275
Short-legged.

280
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:49,573
Figure skating is a high-performance
sports discipline.

281
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,992
We should know ourselves.

282
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,789
I mean, dream,
but know yourself a bit before you do

283
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,291
so you don't waste time
in an unreachable dream.

284
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,669
I mean, me?
A high-performance sportswoman?

285
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,879
Their life is 100% sacrifice.

286
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,674
If anyone deserves respect
and admiration, it's athletes.

287
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,842
Especially Latin ones.

288
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:12,471
It's a lot of fucking sacrifice, right?

289
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,809
Those people eat
boiled chicken breast all their lives.

290
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,479
I…

291
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,775
I don't do drugs or alcohol,
but my passion is eating, I mean…

292
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,320
And with a bit of salsa.

293
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,910
No, really.

294
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,789
We should dream and all,
but we should know ourselves.

295
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,542
If someone made us get real
since we're little,

296
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,961
less adjacent leg, hypotenuse,

297
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,380
and more, "What are you good at?
Come, I'll teach you."

298
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,424
There's no vocational focus at schools.

299
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,592
It's either "dream it" or "what a shame."

300
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,011
Know yourself.

301
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,888
Since I was little, I did,
and I thank God for that.

302
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,016
I knew my path since I was little.

303
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,852
In whatever class I was at in school,

304
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,564
they'd always tell me,
"Pereira, back there. Pereira."

305
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,152
In college, "Pereira.
Share it with the class." And look.

306
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,706
I mean it, it's difficult to be at peace,

307
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,375
especially now
that being happy is an obligation.

308
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,004
Yes, now we all have someone
to compare ourselves with,

309
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,505
and that's really toxic.

310
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,718
We follow celebrities that make us think
anything's possible. Bullshit!

311
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,847
If you're single,
there's always someone who's better at it.

312
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,349
"She's single, but she's hot."

313
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,810
"She works out
and doesn't eat at much as I do."

314
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,521
"Not that image is everything,
but she has more fun."

315
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,400
"She gets drunk
and goes out with Australians."

316
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:56,617
You say, "It can happen."
You're at a positive moment. "Go for it!"

317
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,120
I won't settle
for the office weirdo, no ma'am.

318
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,708
"It can happen. It can."

319
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:10,547
I celebrate my birthday with my friends
at the area where foreigners hang out.

320
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,926
We sit, I take the ugliest friends I have.

321
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,056
There's always an Australian
remotely related to the Hemsworths.

322
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,391
I'll settle for a drop of their DNA.

323
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:23,894
"It could happen."

324
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,979
The guy is in Colombia

325
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:30,150
'cause he manufactures the machine
that pierces holes in coffee paper cups.

326
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,820
That's how people
from developed countries get rich.

327
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:33,987
And legally.

328
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,242
"It could happen." He speaks English.

329
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,285
I'm drunk, I speak English.
"Could happen."

330
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,334
We're talking about dreams,

331
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,586
about asking the universe and all.

332
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,464
And I definitely believe
we should dream a lot,

333
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,885
wish a lot, yearn a lot,
project and set goals, right?

334
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,889
You'll say, "No, he's not a keeper,
I want more."

335
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,224
"I want my Australian."

336
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,685
"Or Colombian,
but that looks like an Australian."

337
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,855
You can have the man of your dreams.

338
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,108
Dreaming isn't the problem.
The problem is how we dream it.

339
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,818
"Project yourself."

340
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,613
That's the goal.
The man of your dreams. You can have it.

341
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,950
Maybe you won't be his first wife.

342
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,746
Maybe you'll be his second or third wife,

343
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,665
or his mistress a year and a half.

344
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,376
But it could happen. You could have it.

345
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,502
"Project yourself."

346
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,629
The man of your dreams is there.

347
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,090
Maybe he's out of cash

348
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,968
because divorces are expensive.

349
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,472
Maybe he won't be too healthy,
since he partied a lot when he was young.

350
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,390
Maybe…

351
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,311
he'll be all fucked up.

352
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,481
But that's when they're more grateful.
A sick and tired man is faithful.

353
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,524
"Project yourself."

354
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,028
We're the middle generation.

355
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,448
And by "generation," I don't mean age
because it isn't even clear.

356
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,326
I wanted to be old.
An old woman who talks to plants.

357
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,410
I wanted that.

358
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,294
And you can't be old anymore,
every day they extend youth.

359
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,713
"The fifteens are the new eights."

360
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,758
"The 20s are the new 12s."

361
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,135
"The 25s are the new…"

362
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,639
Why do you want to be in your 20s
if the 20s are the worst age?

363
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,140
You're anguished.

364
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,685
You're hot, and you don't know it.
You're free, and you don't know it.

365
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,731
I made a lot of mistakes in my 20s.
One was being a hard worker.

366
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,691
I spent my 20s working for my 30s.

367
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,736
Great, but I wasted time.

368
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,529
I didn't travel with my friends.

369
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,281
I wasn't a slut, I…

370
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,868
I was very well-behaved.

371
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,961
And the bad thing about it
is time is unforgiving.

372
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,879
We're all heading to the same place.

373
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,092
I have no evidence. My advice to youth is…

374
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,260
Forgive me, parents,

375
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,930
but if someone asks you
for a naked picture, send it.

376
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,142
In five or six years,
you can use that person as reference.

377
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:13,063
"Do me a favor. I sent you
a naked picture of me six years ago."

378
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,233
"My husband doesn't believe
I was hot. Can you send it to me?"

379
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,111
"Project yourself." Right?

380
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,326
We're the ones in the middle,
a generation of transition.

381
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:30,747
We've lived through a lot of weird stuff.
The pandemic was one of them.

382
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,417
But we also endured difficult,
strange transitions.

383
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,836
We went from analog to digital.

384
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,297
We had to win battles we'd forgotten,

385
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,048
and now we're softer than before.

386
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,967
We, who endured

387
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,680
those times when our cousins
could kick our asses and it wasn't wrong.

388
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,600
I don't know about you,
a bunch of aristocrats,

389
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,312
filthy rich since the day you were born…

390
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,774
but people like me, for instance,

391
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:02,279
we couldn't afford
a Baldor Álgebra textbook for math.

392
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,739
You get a hand-me-down.

393
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,700
And if you don't, you buy it second-hand.

394
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,619
And it comes with heritage,
with DNA, with a history.

395
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,206
From people who were
13, 14 years old, people who…

396
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,669
It had boobs, dicks, gossip, stuff.

397
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,548
To solve an equation,
you had to go through…

398
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,968
"What the fuck is under that,
an X or a Y?" You're there…

399
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,763
We're in the middle.

400
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:32,809
And I analyzed myself, since I'm
the only one entitled to judge myself

401
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,438
because I think we're at a time in history
where opinion is misused.

402
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:40,108
"I have my opinion.
How you take it is on you."

403
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,738
"I'm super straightforward."
Hey, you're super bitchy.

404
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:46,907
No.

405
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,535
That's unfair.

406
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,916
You can't use your personality
as an excuse to hurt people.

407
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,251
So, other people's feelings don't count?

408
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:02,172
But our generation is to blame for
our excess of positivism and empowerment.

409
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,340
Not women empowerment.

410
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:06,843
We're always, "Who are you? You're
the greatest, you deserve everything."

411
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,720
"Who deserves you? No one."

412
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,639
Shit.

413
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,934
So, who's normal, who's basic,
who's average? No one, right?

414
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,602
I consider myself average.

415
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,063
I'm an average adult.
I called this show Adulting.

416
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,648
I'm in the middle.

417
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,442
I'm not too tall.
They don't see me and say, "That giraffe!"

418
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,862
I'm not too short either
for people to say, "That midget!" No.

419
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,617
I'm not too ugly so as for Netflix to say,

420
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:33,161
"Let's make a soap opera
based on her life."

421
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,579
"Dub her to 37 languages."

422
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,499
"Let's keep it perpetually in the top 10."

423
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,251
"Rewatch it every fortnight."

424
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,168
No.

425
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,213
Neither am I too pretty nor hot

426
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:46,675
for your girlfriend to say,
"We won't go see that fucking slut."

427
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,012
Girls like me,
which means I'm not that pretty.

428
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,474
No one has doubted about my successes.

429
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,144
Everyone knows I've earned
what I have with hard work.

430
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,478
So, I'm not that hot.

431
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,857
We're in a world of extremes,
extreme opposites.

432
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,859
And either you fit in, or you don't.

433
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,319
It's happened to me all my life,
I don't fit in.

434
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,489
I don't fit in the pants I like or…

435
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,119
'Cause there are really
two extreme opposites for universal stuff.

436
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,663
Take education,
there's the extreme of excellence.

437
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,249
We're told, "You must get there,
project yourself."

438
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,084
The extreme where that kid…

439
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,463
In Colombia,
the highest grade is five, right?

440
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,090
The kid that got
an excellent note or five.

441
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,967
"The highest grade, Sandra."

442
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,471
"Your kid got a five, of course."

443
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,932
"The apple doesn't fall
far from the tree."

444
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,893
"Just like his dad."

445
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,395
"What are we to do with the kid,
Sandra, my kid?"

446
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,149
"Mortgage the house, take him to Disney.
The kid deserves it, Sandra."

447
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,738
And there's the opposite extreme,
the kid that got "unsatisfactory," zero.

448
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,656
"Zero, Sandra, zero."

449
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,410
How stupid do you have to be in life

450
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:57,871
to get a zero?

451
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,624
Not a decimal point,
not even for personality.

452
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,711
He's this presence in class,
a wandering soul.

453
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,588
He's felt but cannot be seen.

454
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,885
"Sandra, the apple definitely
doesn't fall far from the tree."

455
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,179
"The kid is just like his mother."

456
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,059
And I wonder,
if those are the two extremes,

457
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:25,607
what about the kid that passes with a 3.1?

458
00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:29,110
Isn't his shitty achievement worth a damn?

459
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,238
Is his effort worthless?

460
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,948
Yes, laugh at him.

461
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:37,035
Are we so excellent
that in school we never said,

462
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,871
pronounced, or heard the following phrase?

463
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:40,789
"Teacher."

464
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,918
"Sir, we don't take anything when we die."

465
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,588
"Sir, what's a decimal point to you?
Nothing."

466
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,259
"What's a decimal point to me?
My future, professor."

467
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,097
Right? Nothing but five in all subjects.

468
00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:01,101
Because that's today's motto,
"You can do anything."

469
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,644
Bullshit!

470
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,647
There are things
you simply won't be able to do.

471
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,857
There are skills and talents
we don't have.

472
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:11,111
The sooner you know them
and focus on the talents you do have,

473
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:14,281
the less frustrated
you lead your fucking life, right?

474
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:18,368
That thing, "You're excellent,
you can do anything."

475
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:21,997
As a parent, we pass
that generational anxiety to our kid.

476
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,415
I discovered myself.

477
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,542
You see the kid clapping with rhythm, so…

478
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:29,087
"Drum lessons
for genius two-and-a-half-year old."

479
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:30,797
It happens.

480
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,716
Right?

481
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,676
Opposite to the previous generation.

482
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,846
It went unnoticed.
"Oh, son, you play the saxophone."

483
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,182
Nothing.

484
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,729
This next generation,
you can't say it to cats or plants, so…

485
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,816
We're the middle generation.

486
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:52,277
Our blood isn't blue, but it's O+.

487
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,987
Where are my O+ people?

488
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,365
Yes, we're cheaper.

489
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,452
We're more common.

490
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,621
But in an accident, who wins, guys?

491
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,541
You'll never see us, "Oh, please!"

492
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:14,132
"Please, donate blood, ours is scarce."

493
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:17,552
Hell no! We've got
plenty of blood to go around.

494
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:21,931
That's why we can get face treatments,
platelet-rich plasma, all that shit.

495
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,267
Cheap blood.

496
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:25,894
Plebs.

497
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,897
A fucking poor, but honest legacy.

498
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:34,527
As a generation, we are very immature
compared to our parents.

499
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,655
But we're much more responsible.

500
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:40,116
We idolize the past, "The parents
from before were better people."

501
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,077
Bullshit. They were irresponsible.

502
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,080
The nerve! To have 13 kids
earning a minimum wage.

503
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:52,504
But for instance, our relationship
with plants. We, the ones in the middle.

504
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:58,009
People used to have a perfect relationship
with plants, emotional, responsible.

505
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:02,180
Our grandmothers knew the names
of plants and what each was used for.

506
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:06,142
And all the gibberish.
They knew all the names, right?

507
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:09,062
They watered them
and pruned them at the right time.

508
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:12,190
This generation, "I don't own plants.
Let's save the Amazon."

509
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,025
Another huge responsibility.

510
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,069
And us, people in the middle.

511
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,489
Three point one.

512
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,535
We think we have plants
because we have what?

513
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,954
Help me, what do you have at home?

514
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,872
A cactus, right?

515
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,793
And people say,
"A cactus? I have a succulent."

516
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:32,711
Girl…

517
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,506
Five years ago, it was a weed.

518
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:41,219
The reason we learned to like it
isn't because it's pretty,

519
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,304
it makes us feel better about ourselves.

520
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,016
It gives us the weird sensation
that a live being won't die in our hands.

521
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,979
That we're not dead inside
because these plants reflect the energy.

522
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,774
Owning a succulent
or a cactus isn't owning a plant.

523
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:59,237
They just need three drops of water,
which could be tears, every three months.

524
00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:01,865
And they're ugly!

525
00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:06,870
That's why the previous generation
had lovely plants in paint cans.

526
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:11,541
Our generation has
very ugly plants in very pretty pots.

527
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,377
I mean, the pot is a golden skull.

528
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,089
It's a portrait of Princess Diana,
and her hair is…

529
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,925
And the plant, an ugly motherfucker.

530
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,678
We're in the middle.

531
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,681
We're the generation in the middle.
Three point one.

532
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,184
Look, for example,
the extremeness of beauty.

533
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,311
Beauty also has two extremes.

534
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:34,230
The classical beauty extreme,
which is evident beauty.

535
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,192
Of course, now we say we're all beautiful.

536
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,109
Yes…

537
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,529
But it's more evident in some.

538
00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,366
There's classical beauty, undisputable.

539
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:49,037
People you see and go,
"You're a beautiful man or woman."

540
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,581
Men who are beautiful even after shaving.

541
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:53,166
I mean, that kind of beauty.

542
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:58,171
Women who are beautiful,
who have beautiful legs, a pretty face.

543
00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,507
They lose all their money, go bankrupt,

544
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,050
buy clothes at a thrift shop,

545
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:06,304
a one-dollar T-shirt
that looks like a Versace on them,

546
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,807
tie a knot, tear it,
looks great and fashionable.

547
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,016
That kind of people.

548
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:12,852
And it's not envy speaking.

549
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:19,400
But I want to make
a morphological observation,

550
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,195
anatomical, about proportions.

551
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:26,407
How can an abdomen like that be possible?
And it's effortless, like this.

552
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,700
Damn, like this.

553
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:30,119
How can an abdomen like this

554
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:33,331
accommodate everything
that has to fit in there?

555
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,959
A pancreas, innards,

556
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:38,878
eight feet of intestine,
and its contents must fit there.

557
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,172
A stomach, a liver,

558
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,300
a gallbladder, kidneys have to fit there…

559
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,635
How the hell does it fit?

560
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,637
That's not godly, it's not human.

561
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,180
They're reptilians!

562
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:50,890
Right?

563
00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,897
And that's classical beauty.

564
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:02,277
But there's the other extreme of beauty,
modern beauty, right?

565
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,361
Current beauty.

566
00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,155
"Unlabeled" beauty,
which would be a label in itself.

567
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,659
It reads "real women."
We go, "I don't look like her either."

568
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,327
"I don't exist."

569
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,623
It's a different beauty.

570
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,084
It's a beauty one looks at and says,
"Are you…?"

571
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,173
"Are you…? What are you?"

572
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:27,886
I don't know, people with style,
flair, who look good.

573
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,555
With blemishes on their faces,
but they look pretty.

574
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,349
They're in the shape of the Milky Way,
something crazy.

575
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:34,809
Looks good on them.

576
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,646
Wearing stripes, plaid, polka dots,
sneakers with a tuxedo, it looks good.

577
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,814
People like that.

578
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,567
They have flair.
New beauty, modern beauty.

579
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,528
And then, my question is,
if I don't fit here,

580
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:48,197
for obvious reasons…

581
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,035
Not judging myself for today.

582
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:58,082
Because you welcome me today

583
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,002
and kick me out tomorrow
when you see me just out of bed.

584
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:06,049
And if I don't belong to that extreme,
then where do I belong?

585
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,177
In the middle, man. Beauty 3.1.

586
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,349
We, the ones who are beautiful
and ugly, all in the same week.

587
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:16,851
Normal people.

588
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,728
Standard men, standard bodies.

589
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:22,231
Who sometimes have a chubby fat,
who have flat asses.

590
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:23,775
Standard.

591
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:28,196
Women with standard bodies.
Women who are size 38 C.

592
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,742
I mean our back size, our cup is 34.

593
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:37,789
But it can be useful.
We can put stuff in there.

594
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,922
What I find funny

595
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,591
is our body laughs at us.

596
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,051
We do so many things to it.

597
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,845
We complain, we throw so much shit at it.

598
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,598
So much squeezing, so much suffering.

599
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,227
Fuck, girdles are living proof.

600
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,065
There's nothing more ironic
than our aging body

601
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,775
because we can do anything.

602
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:09,195
We can do everything
to gain a few years of youth,

603
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:11,864
but our body will age
no matter what, right?

604
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,992
And we've been aging since forever.

605
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:18,830
The funniest thing for me is the moment
we became aware of our body

606
00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:21,457
and started feeling
insecurities and securities.

607
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:26,129
The stage of adolescence, preadolescence,
when we were in puberty, right?

608
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,756
This stage hits men particularly hard.

609
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,759
Because they're ugly at that age,
damn it, ugly.

610
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,722
With big noses, kind of weird.
With a big head and a small body.

611
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:41,853
Right? And all men at that age
wished they had…

612
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:44,147
Because they had that budding mustache…

613
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:48,818
That masculine mustache they wanted,
that thick beard, those thick sideburns,

614
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,738
that broad back, those masculine arms,

615
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:55,783
those masculine legs, that chest hair…

616
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,870
What men wanted to have,
who gets it over the years?

617
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,373
Us women!

618
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,585
Aging is ironic.

619
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:10,173
For women at that age, we wanted to grow…

620
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:14,135
That's why we stuffed cotton,
our father's socks, anything to…

621
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:16,304
Most of us, right?

622
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:20,475
Of course, there are more evolved women
who wanted books, but I wanted boobs.

623
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,897
And the funny thing is
those boobs we wanted,

624
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:30,777
perky, round, beautiful,
who gets them as years go by?

625
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,282
There are no better-looking boobs

626
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,785
than those of a 62-year-old man or older.

627
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,871
They're such a beautiful thing.

628
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:43,039
Beautiful.

629
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:52,048
They're perky, round, that lovely nipple.

630
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:56,594
They're cute, like newborn boobs.
They're brand new. So cool.

631
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,642
We're standard people,
spot in the middle for many things.

632
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:05,937
But we also live in denial.
We feel like misfits.

633
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:10,066
We're always buying into
those universal truths, those phrases,

634
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:13,069
"Excel yourself, you can do it,
you're amazing, wonderful."

635
00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:16,322
"Who deserves you? No one.
It's not loneliness, it's knowledge."

636
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:20,368
I don't want
to get to know myself anymore.

637
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,038
We're in the middle.

638
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,166
And in this extreme, there's always
someone who makes a mistake,

639
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,544
and from that mistake, an opportunity.

640
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,879
From that mistake, a tattoo, "resilience."

641
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,465
And from that mistake,
a book, a conference.

642
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:37,176
"For I made that mistake once
and learned a lesson,

643
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:41,055
the lesson that took me
one step higher in the world of success."

644
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,891
People from that extreme, right?

645
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,769
And the other extreme,
those who make a mistake,

646
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:50,189
"I can't overcome it because
I was going to be a soccer player."

647
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,944
"I was good at school.
The principal screwed me."

648
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,906
And when it comes to mistakes,
us in the middle.

649
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,076
Us in the middle, the 3.1s, the O+.

650
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,830
We make a mistake, and what do we do?

651
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,249
We do it again.

652
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,460
Once, twice, we make that mistake.

653
00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,594
As many times as necessary
until we wear it out.

654
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,096
"Stop calling, bitch."
You make those mistakes.

655
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,809
And there's love,
the concepts of extremes.

656
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,311
There's classical love.

657
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:32,231
The love of a stage play
that expresses in the most romantic way.

658
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,067
Visceral love between two young lovebirds.

659
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:39,405
Romantic love, written by Shakespeare,
Romeo and Juliet.

660
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,909
If you didn't read it, neither did I,
but here's a summary.

661
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:44,785
It's like, "Juliet…

662
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,288
I saw you on a balcony."

663
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:49,081
"I love you."

664
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:54,212
"I don't know you as a person,
what your feelings or values are."

665
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:57,798
"I don't know shit about you, but I choose
to love you 'cause you're pretty."

666
00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,884
"Juliet, I love you so much,

667
00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:03,888
our families can kill each other,
they can stab my mom, who cares?"

668
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,933
"For I love you though I don't know you."

669
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,393
"If I go bankrupt, will you give me cash?"

670
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,146
"If I fall ill, will you clean my butt?
I love you."

671
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,484
"And if they don't let us love each other,
we'll kill ourselves, Juliet!"

672
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,862
It's romantic, visceral love.

673
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,240
Classical love, right?

674
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:27,745
And on the other end
is modern love, mindful love,

675
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,122
the love of two thinking beings that,

676
00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:34,669
from their individuality,
decide to share a path with each other.

677
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:39,840
People you ask, "Do you still
have that feeling for him?"

678
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,175
"Look…"

679
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:46,931
"I'm reading about
a neuropsychiatric sociologist."

680
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,059
"She's German."

681
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:55,064
"She explains
whenever you feel 'butterflies,'

682
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,566
it's actually anxiety."

683
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,903
"That true love makes you feel peace."

684
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:05,074
"I mean, to answer your question,
he doesn't disturb my peace."

685
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,826
What kind of shitty love is that?

686
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,620
A fucking pensioner boring love.

687
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,747
A love that was born retired,

688
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,292
that has always kissed
like a married couple.

689
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,377
A love without risk of contagion.

690
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:17,878
That…

691
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:22,258
The best part of love
for us people in the middle…

692
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:28,097
is that jumpy love,
anxious, that makes you feel, "Damn!"

693
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:32,226
Love that makes you skinny,
that makes you a worse person, a liar.

694
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,896
That makes you come back from work early
to suck love out of that mouth.

695
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,733
Juicy love is toxic.

696
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:40,901
Right?

697
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:44,864
Most love relationships
we idolize and say,

698
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:47,658
"That's a nice relationship.
It lasted a lifetime,"

699
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:50,578
isn't people who've loved each other
constantly all their lives.

700
00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:53,873
Those "we've been married
80 years" relationships.

701
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,461
How many screw-ups have they overcome?

702
00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,421
Because I believe that true love,

703
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,131
and I've even done research,

704
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:03,299
is between two people--

705
00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:06,469
I hope it's two.
I mean it, from the bottom of my heart.

706
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:12,183
One of those two
was always the one who fell in love first,

707
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:14,393
was more in love than the other,

708
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,229
did nice gestures for the other,
codependent of the other,

709
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:19,440
did things the other
wouldn't do on their own,

710
00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:23,903
until they convinced the other
loving one another was a good idea.

711
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,239
Then the other one fell in love.

712
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:30,701
Once they've fallen in love,
it starts rotating, your turn, my turn.

713
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,203
Right?

714
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,498
"I love you." "I don't love you
this month. You love me."

715
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,834
Ping-pong. Ping-pong, bam!
"Asshole!" "I love you." "Asshole."

716
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,004
It kind of comes and goes, it's…

717
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,679
No one says this because we all want
a cute version of love,

718
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,681
a romantic version of love,

719
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,935
a version we are proud
to talk about and flaunt.

720
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:58,729
We all want love to be
like floating on a cloud,

721
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,815
like the movies we grew up with,

722
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:01,857
like a…

723
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:15,079
"Good morning, beloved."

724
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:19,917
"Wake up, sweetie. The sun is up."

725
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,841
"I'm lying. Go back to sleep, love."

726
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:33,514
"I'll pick up some of the mess
we left with our passion."

727
00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:36,392
"Oh my God, what is this?"

728
00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:40,020
"These are my loved one's
dirty boxer shorts."

729
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:52,408
I dreamed with a kiss of love

730
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:58,164
And of a prince giving it to me.

731
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:01,917
In a stable and lasting relationship.

732
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:05,838
Because I didn't put out

733
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:10,968
Until we had dated for a month.

734
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,316
Most likely, it won't happen that way.

735
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,277
And I'm not being negative.

736
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,073
We spend a lot of time
looking at other relationships.

737
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:37,244
And most of the things we compare
ourselves with are unfair to us.

738
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,915
Because people on this end
aren't to blame for being on this end.

739
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,375
For some things
they don't tell us about, like genes.

740
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,003
We have different genetics.

741
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,422
His family and mine
come from different places.

742
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:53,093
I'm from the Andes, man.
I have an Indigenous ancestry, right?

743
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:56,639
Muisca, Aztec, Inca, Taíno, Motilon.

744
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:02,019
Who had to climb up and down
these mountains.

745
00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:04,021
That's why Latin girls have big asses.

746
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:08,442
And we have short legs, 'cause when you
walk a lot, they don't grow anymore.

747
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:12,530
Everything's inherited.
It has an origin, right?

748
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:16,075
We should be fairer about whom
we face and judge ourselves against.

749
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:19,703
And I think sometimes
other people's pictures

750
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:22,873
make us have doubts about ourselves.

751
00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:25,709
And behind a picture,
for example, of a woman.

752
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:31,382
A mom, you'd say, "She has
teenage daughters and a little boy,

753
00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:33,842
and she has a rich husband who loves her."

754
00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:36,971
"How does she do it?"
You're there, "How does she do it?"

755
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,391
I believe behind that picture
there's a story.

756
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:43,060
For I know the stories behind my pictures.

757
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:46,438
And I like to think
that behind that happy picture

758
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,483
there may be a…

759
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:52,403
"Andrea! Camila!"

760
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,780
"Come here! What happened?"

761
00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,740
"I'm waiting for you. Where are you?"

762
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:58,492
"Are you dressed?"

763
00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:02,830
"What is that shit? Take it off!
Are you doing a casting for OnlyFans?"

764
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:05,666
"What's that shit on your hair?
You look like a troll."

765
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:09,211
"Green hair? You're Latin!
No one's born with hair like that."

766
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,047
"Grow up, idiot! You're old enough."

767
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:13,257
"Come here right now!"

768
00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:17,011
"Jaime."

769
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:18,429
"And Daniel?"

770
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,473
"Drop that fucking console!"

771
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,474
"You're the dad!"

772
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,854
"You were supposed to help me
with the boy, not sit and play FIFA!"

773
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,356
"You were bad playing soccer,
and you're bad at FIFA!"

774
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,194
"I'm glad the game's Argentine referees
insult you for being an idiot!"

775
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:41,285
"I've been awake since 4:00 a.m."

776
00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:44,038
"I did yoga,
wrote in my gratitude journal,

777
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:45,581
my decrees."

778
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,835
"Everything, shit! Four different
breakfasts 'cause the girl's vegan."

779
00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:52,421
"Vegan! And she eats chicken,
beef, and sausages!"

780
00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:56,091
"That shit has dead animals! Being vegan
is not killing animals, idiot!"

781
00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:58,594
"The man is lactose intolerant."

782
00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:00,137
"Now, right? At home, right?"

783
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,682
"For, in the street I've seen you
eat pizza, double-cheese burger."

784
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,142
"It has lactose in it!"

785
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,812
"I went back 15 years
in women's social evolution

786
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,440
because of you four bastards!"

787
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:18,280
"And I can't have a family picture
on my fucking 35th birthday?"

788
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,532
"Come here now!"

789
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:22,951
"Smile, you idiot,

790
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:26,163
we couldn't afford a trip to Cartagena
thanks to those braces."

791
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,510
"My family, my greatest blessing."

792
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:46,308
You never know how hungry others are.

793
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,185
You never know how others are.

794
00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:51,063
You never know, right?

795
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,984
Although we grew up
and are now "adultescents,"

796
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:59,405
what identifies my generation
is that we miss our mothers.

797
00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,907
Now that I'm a mom, I understand.

798
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:04,451
When you're young,
you're always on that extreme,

799
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,329
saying, "Look, Mom,
don't interfere in my life."

800
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:11,291
"You don't get to decide for me.
I know what I'm doing."

801
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:14,294
"Don't interfere with my decisions.
Respect my personal space."

802
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,839
And you grow up, and you have a child,

803
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,842
"Mom, please, Mommy,

804
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,178
I don't know what to do with my life."

805
00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:27,516
"Tell me, I don't know what to do."

806
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:29,727
"Mommy, the hell with personal space."

807
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,061
"Come live with me."

808
00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:36,608
And most adults in my generation
want a substitute mom.

809
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,111
We all feel we need a few years more.

810
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,905
That's why we buy a watch
that's like a mom.

811
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:45,242
"Breathe, sleep, wake up."

812
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:47,202
"Sit straight, you'll grow a hump."

813
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:48,162
You're there…

814
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,623
And we are raised repeatedly.

815
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:54,334
And you are not only raised
by your family or school,

816
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,171
you are raised by your tastes,
everything you consume.

817
00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:00,174
Everything shapes us.
We should be careful what we consume.

818
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,425
We should be selective.

819
00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:03,135
We are raised by our friends,

820
00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:07,431
the transcendental conversations
we had on a sidewalk at 4:00 a.m.

821
00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:09,892
Lots of things raise us, right?

822
00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:12,811
We're raised by the people
we've been with and we let go.

823
00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:14,563
People who let us go raised us.

824
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,857
"Thanks. God reward you
for not wanting me."

825
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,486
And we're raised by our tastes.

826
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:23,030
And movies always have
underlying messages.

827
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:25,324
And I like the role women have today,

828
00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:28,076
strong women characters,
etcetera, etcetera.

829
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,912
What I don't like is it's the same.

830
00:46:29,995 --> 00:46:34,166
So, for women to shine,
they cast an asshole co-protagonist.

831
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:40,422
There are female characters
that have shaped us, at least shaped me

832
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,507
and many people.

833
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:44,051
And I don't like how they've handled them

834
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:46,720
because I feel they give us
the wrong message.

835
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:51,141
One of them is Hermione Granger
from the Harry Potter saga.

836
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,393
To me, the coolest in the saga.

837
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,729
It should be called
the Hermione Granger saga.

838
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,105
Why?

839
00:46:57,606 --> 00:47:01,944
Simply because without her, there would be
no Harry Potter, only half a book.

840
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:06,615
He wouldn't have survived without her.
It's not feminism talking. It's for real.

841
00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:08,408
The girl was the coolest of all.

842
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:11,203
And she represents
us know-it-all girls with bad hair

843
00:47:11,286 --> 00:47:13,247
and that are rejected.

844
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:18,168
And I loved that character.
She's a woman that empowers us.

845
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,879
And we think, "Hermione's so cool."
"I'm Hermione."

846
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,589
You get that pleated skirt.

847
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,217
"I dress up as Hermione
at my 35 years of age."

848
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,760
"I don't care, I admire her."

849
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,974
And the final scene they show us
in Hermione films, what is it?

850
00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:36,603
It's the subtitle, the subtext,
the toxic message, hidden.

851
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,940
Hermione taking her kids
to the school bus,

852
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,484
with her husband, who's fat…

853
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,362
And it's Ron!

854
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,950
She married Ron.
The subtext, she fucked up.

855
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:56,540
Hermione, fucked up, messed up hair,
bags under her eyes, wearing an old skirt.

856
00:47:56,623 --> 00:47:58,876
As if to say,
"Who told the girl to marry?"

857
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:01,795
She fucked up.
She screwed up her career as a witch.

858
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,465
That's the punishment society gives women.

859
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:09,052
If we choose to have kids, the message is,
"She was bound to screw up."

860
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,013
"What's she gonna do now? Tell me."

861
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,891
That's wrong, just wrong.

862
00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:16,685
We have female characters
who inspire us and then screw it up.

863
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:20,606
For instance, Daenerys Targaryen,
from Game of Thrones.

864
00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:23,108
Doesn't matter if you didn't watch it.

865
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:27,446
It's a series about intrigue,
injustice, discord, dirty business.

866
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:28,530
You can kind of

867
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:31,325
watch any Latin American newscast,
that's it.

868
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,578
They dub them in Latin Spanish,
which is Mexican.

869
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:38,040
They really screwed this one up.
Should've been dubbed in Cali, Colombia.

870
00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:41,418
The girl is called Daenerys Targaryen.

871
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,255
"Who am I? What do they call me?
What's my name?"

872
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,092
"The queen of fire, you know?
The queen of first men."

873
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,928
"I don't burn. I am fire."

874
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,764
Right? I mean, it would've been cooler.

875
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:59,937
And this woman is the main character
in the series, in the saga.

876
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,396
And what's the problem?

877
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,275
She's an innate leader, a strong woman,
powerful, indestructible.

878
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,361
But what we want to focus on in the series

879
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:10,989
is who she's gonna choose
as her romantic interest.

880
00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:15,202
And she has lots of options.
That's the problem.

881
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,663
Such a huge problem.

882
00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:20,958
First man, an arranged marriage.

883
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:25,963
With that man,
in that case, we don't mind.

884
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:30,008
I mean, "Dad, Mom, seal the deal.
Let's negotiate this now."

885
00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:33,011
Right?

886
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:35,722
"Shit, they married me to Khal Drogo."

887
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,892
She became a widow at 16,
loaded with cash.

888
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,395
Explain it to whoever doesn't know.

889
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,647
Second man, 'cause she has a few.

890
00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:48,068
A hit man that makes her troubles go away.
He brings her the heads of her enemies.

891
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:52,114
"Your body, take it." And she takes it.
But she's empowered, gets bored.

892
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,700
"Bye, good luck, too much passion for me."

893
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,245
Third option, an old man.

894
00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,705
And not a nasty old geezer

895
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:03,375
like the neighbor with a store
who you gave the coins and did like this.

896
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:12,092
Grinch.

897
00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:15,595
A cool old man who's hot and loves her.

898
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:18,890
Third man, a man one should choose.

899
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,309
With our heads, hearts, and gut.

900
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,353
A cool guy, who loves and empowers her.

901
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,940
He doesn't compete with her,
isn't mad if she has more power or wins.

902
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:31,695
A guy who loves her, who's funny,
that reads, who's fun, but…

903
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,697
"The guy's too short, isn't he?"

904
00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:37,826
"His hands are small.
If he cups my boob, it feels strange."

905
00:50:38,493 --> 00:50:39,494
That's how we are.

906
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:42,789
And last option, Jon Snow.

907
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,709
And we like him and all, but he's dumb.

908
00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:47,961
He switches ideology every 15 days.

909
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,880
"Oh, I'm the son of whats-his-name."

910
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:52,799
"Oh, I'm not his son, right?
So, now I'm a monk."

911
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,385
"I fucked a wildling. Now I'm a wildling."

912
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,345
A guy that keeps changing his mind.

913
00:50:57,429 --> 00:51:01,975
If you haven't watched it, you've a cousin
who hooked up with a guy like that.

914
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:05,020
And the message here
is you can achieve anything,

915
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:07,647
but what matters the most
is who you end up with.

916
00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,357
Who, by the way, kills you.

917
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:14,863
And my last woman,
such a badass woman, Black Widow.

918
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:17,574
If you don't know who she is,
she's a woman we all know.

919
00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:19,493
A badass woman.

920
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:23,080
She's got a shitty, dark past,
but she said, "I'll leave this behind."

921
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,540
And she managed to get
to the top of her career.

922
00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:27,209
She said, "I'll make it big."

923
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:30,003
And how? Without superpowers
in a world of superheroes.

924
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:33,381
She made it with kicks,
punches, and street smarts.

925
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,509
That girl is street smart, period.

926
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,763
And as most of the women they show us,

927
00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:42,182
if you have a great career,
you have a shitty life.

928
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:44,476
She doesn't have a life, not even a home.

929
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:47,938
It's been 14 movies,
and we've never seen her in her apartment.

930
00:51:48,730 --> 00:51:50,899
Always in the office
or someone else's place.

931
00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:53,610
"Hi, I'm Aunt Natalia,
do you have any soup?"

932
00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:57,531
It's unfair.

933
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,576
It's like, if you fulfill your potential,
you'll end up alone.

934
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:04,913
You'll die, and there'll be no one
to bury you at your funeral.

935
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:06,623
Nothing.

936
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,626
You'll have to eat
whatever there is in the office

937
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,212
for food and food for the soul.

938
00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:16,508
"So, who's single around here?"
Number one, Captain America.

939
00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:18,343
Yes, I know, the actor…

940
00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:20,303
That meat on the grill sound…

941
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,514
Kinky woman.

942
00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,683
Yes, the actor, but not the character.

943
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:27,686
The character,
if you look closely, is a boring guy.

944
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:29,813
He doesn't swear. He can do no wrong.

945
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,107
He's all good, clean, wears gel.

946
00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:33,859
He's…

947
00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:36,903
He's kind of too clean.

948
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:41,199
He's like a physical trainer,
but Mormon, who doesn't…

949
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,827
I don't know, he's too good.

950
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:44,744
Suspicious!

951
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:46,329
We're Latin Americans.

952
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,249
We were taught not to trust
whatever is too easy.

953
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,837
When something is too easy,
you think, "I'm going to jail." That's it.

954
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,883
So, a guy who's too good, too…

955
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,593
It's even toxic, think about it.

956
00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:02,512
A chick smiled at him 80 years ago,
and he can't get over her.

957
00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:05,432
She only said, "Let's dance."

958
00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:07,225
They didn't even dance.

959
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:11,605
And the other option
the Black Widow has is Hulk.

960
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:15,859
If you didn't see the movie, we all have
a cousin that's with a guy like that.

961
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:17,402
A toxic guy.

962
00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:21,281
He disappears for days, years.
Comes back. She has to go find him.

963
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,283
"Oh, come on, relax."

964
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:28,663
And the guy even hit her in the face.
He was green, so we didn't say anything.

965
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:31,958
"That's normal.
Doesn't count 'cause he was green."

966
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,002
He hit her in the face.

967
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:39,424
Because deep inside,
when we see a guy like that,

968
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:44,221
all women have a thought,
and it's that filthy inner thing we deny.

969
00:53:45,138 --> 00:53:49,935
The fantasy 99.9% of women have,
which even now, no one knew about.

970
00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:51,978
And it's a man of that size.

971
00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:57,192
"He can carry me.
He'll make me feel thin, malleable."

972
00:53:59,819 --> 00:54:01,029
It's a perversion.

973
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:04,741
But he'll be useless.
If he gets mad, he'll squash you.

974
00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:05,909
"Squash."

975
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:11,373
And the message is, "You can make it
in your career, but you'll die alone."

976
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,042
What kind of shitty messages are those?

977
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:16,544
You never see a woman
with a family and successful.

978
00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:18,630
I've never seen a pregnant super heroine

979
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:21,591
breastfeeding her child
while she fights evil.

980
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:27,055
And that's what we do. We tell people
there are only two extremes.

981
00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:30,642
If you're in the middle, with your
normal decisions, you screwed up.

982
00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:32,978
Right?

983
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:37,232
And sometimes you need to screw up.
If that's screwing up, it's great.

984
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:39,985
Right? Because…

985
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,410
Because we talk a lot about balance.

986
00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:50,787
We talk a lot about inner peace.

987
00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:54,499
We talk a lot about many things
that don't adjust to our reality,

988
00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:57,711
or to our origin,
or to our possibilities, right?

989
00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,421
We judge ourselves all the time.

990
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:01,506
For what we lack, didn't do, did wrong.

991
00:55:01,589 --> 00:55:04,759
Because someone did more,
did it faster, whatever.

992
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,012
We can't even have inner peace
when we eat.

993
00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,306
Our generation doesn't eat peacefully.

994
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:12,183
We're the generation
with the most reflux, the most gastritis.

995
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:13,601
We eat in a hurry.

996
00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:15,687
Especially if we were born
in a big family,

997
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,939
with lots of siblings and little respect.

998
00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:20,483
You had to eat fast, 'cause "dibs." Right?

999
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,113
We have reflux. We eat fast.
We don't enjoy food.

1000
00:55:25,196 --> 00:55:28,533
Yet we want it to nourish us,
be organic, healthy, non-fattening.

1001
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:33,246
We're a bit of everything,
of strengths and flaws.

1002
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:36,458
We're diverse within us, around us.

1003
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:40,628
Our relationship with clothes, with food,
it all counts. It all hurts, breaks us.

1004
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,213
That's why we're so fucked up.

1005
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:45,884
And more so in adult life
where we don't have uninteresting friends.

1006
00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:49,137
We have friends for one reason.
We have to have friends.

1007
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,350
Because an adult has friends
not to have a good time,

1008
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,393
we adults get together to complain.

1009
00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:59,731
We have no time or money
to go to therapy. We need friends.

1010
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,524
And it's a competition.

1011
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:04,361
"Picture this, I got COVID three times."

1012
00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:07,447
"But you have a gallbladder,
they removed mine." It's…

1013
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:17,332
And not even eating makes us happy.

1014
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,042
Adult life is hard,

1015
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:22,003
and we can no longer
make those insignificant decisions.

1016
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:24,631
There are too many options,
and they stress us out.

1017
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:27,801
In the past, people had no options
for love, food, everything.

1018
00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,177
For love, we had three options,

1019
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:32,055
our neighbor, schoolmate
or third cousin, which isn't a sin.

1020
00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:32,972
That was it.

1021
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:36,684
Now people have many options,

1022
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:40,980
"people, friends,
trees, yourself, whatever."

1023
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:44,359
"A wall, graffiti.
I married that graffiti."

1024
00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:45,443
Everything, I mean…

1025
00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,072
And here we are, the ones in the middle.

1026
00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:52,909
And in adult life,
food sometimes isn't just food.

1027
00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:55,537
Sometimes you had
a shitty week and want an arepa

1028
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:58,623
because it's Sunday,
'cause your boss is an asshole.

1029
00:56:58,706 --> 00:57:01,459
You want to forget you're an adult
and eat that arepa.

1030
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:04,045
In that arepa,
you want to feel your mom's embrace.

1031
00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:06,131
You want the arepa experience.

1032
00:57:06,631 --> 00:57:08,508
An arepa you didn't have to pay for.

1033
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,051
You want that arepa.

1034
00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:14,973
You want that smell of arepa, or taco,
or whatever they eat in your region.

1035
00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:17,600
You want that smell of homey arepa.

1036
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:22,063
The memory of your mom cooking that arepa
with love, giving it to you

1037
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:25,650
and saying, "It's toasted, not burned.
Eat it up." Right?

1038
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:28,611
You want that.

1039
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:33,992
Sometimes you…

1040
00:57:40,748 --> 00:57:44,210
Sometimes you've tried it all
and behaved well all week.

1041
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:47,755
You were a vegan Monday to Tuesday,
a carnivore Wednesday to Thursday,

1042
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,841
and a fan of quinoa Friday to Saturday.

1043
00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:53,261
But it's Sunday,
and you wanna eat a hamburger.

1044
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:55,305
Right?

1045
00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,433
Look, the day that--
No, sorry, not the day.

1046
00:57:58,516 --> 00:57:59,893
The night, 'cause a burger

1047
00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:03,313
is something you wish for in the morning,
discuss with yourself all day

1048
00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:04,647
and decide at night.

1049
00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,567
Because that's how stupid we are, right?

1050
00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:11,654
If the night that you ate that burger,

1051
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:16,159
you don't wake up with deep regret
in the form of gastric acid

1052
00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:20,330
in the pylorus, on fire…

1053
00:58:21,122 --> 00:58:23,666
If you don't wake up around 1:00 a.m.

1054
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,170
with deep regret
in the form of gastric flames,

1055
00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:31,633
fantasizing the antacid commercial
firemen coming in

1056
00:58:31,716 --> 00:58:33,551
and spraying you in the face,

1057
00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:35,220
you didn't eat a burger.

1058
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,431
If the night you ate the burger,

1059
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:43,144
you don't wake up
and have an out-of-body experience…

1060
00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:47,232
If you don't find yourself
around 3:00 a.m. outside your own body,

1061
00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:50,109
looking down and judging yourself,

1062
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:53,655
humiliated in underpants,
panties, boxer shorts,

1063
00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:56,324
in the kitchen, humiliated, like this,

1064
00:58:56,407 --> 00:59:00,453
measuring bicarbonate
with the little vital energy you have

1065
00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:03,122
in order to survive,

1066
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:06,125
you did not eat a hamburger.

1067
00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:11,297
And let me tell you, if life is a balance,
look for the balance that suits you.

1068
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:14,467
You wanna eat a burger?
Eat it, gobble it up.

1069
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,345
But make it worth it.
Make it a special day.

1070
00:59:17,845 --> 00:59:19,472
Make it burger day.

1071
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,517
Order it and make it
the most profane, most ordinary,

1072
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,019
and noxious burger you can get.

1073
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:28,314
That burger you've seen on the menu
a thousand times thinking,

1074
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,232
"Who eats this?"

1075
00:59:29,315 --> 00:59:30,608
You'll eat it today!

1076
00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:34,279
Eat it. With every topping.
Say yes to everything.

1077
00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:37,615
"A mini burger inside the burger?"
Yes, wolf it down.

1078
00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:40,660
Make it seven stories high.
Make it ordinary, greasy.

1079
00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:42,412
Let it unlock childhood memories,

1080
00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:44,414
that drop of vanilla ice cream that…

1081
00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:46,165
Eat it!

1082
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:49,377
So big, you have to use your elbow
to squash it enough

1083
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,170
so it fits your mouth.

1084
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:53,590
Wolf down that burger
because life is balance.

1085
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,258
And what do we balance it with?

1086
00:59:56,217 --> 00:59:57,051
With water.

1087
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:03,224
Thank you very much!

1088
01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:08,896
Thank you very much! Thank you!

1089
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,024
Thank you very much!