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‪（www.爱的锦囊妙计.com）

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‪女人最大的动力源于感到被爱

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‪她们渴望最初恋爱时的关注和激情

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‪而男人最大的动力源于舒适感

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‪一旦火花消失
‪他们不会重新点燃激情

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‪而是会选择另觅新欢

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‪女人非常小心翼翼
‪会仔细盘查每一个可能

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‪她们永远不会忘记
‪第一次约会的任何细节

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‪女人对一切都耿耿于怀

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‪而男人会衡量总体 在意的是感受

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‪他们不会知道
‪第一次约会究竟发生了什么

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‪但永远不会忘记
‪初次见到你时的感觉

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‪欢迎光临

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‪我们冬季系列的主题是精萃

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‪正如各位所见

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‪我们用了更柔顺和松软的布料

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‪以往我们只是走轻微复古路线

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‪而这一季 我们会加倍突出这种风格

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‪我们会专注于不那么复杂
‪但更独特的设计

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‪今年我们将走向
‪一种不那么受过去影响的潮流

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‪我们新一系列主要青睐的
‪是蕾丝和薄纱

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‪缝合更少 凸显曲线

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‪一如既往地优秀 恭喜你 阿斯莉

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‪马上开始生产吧

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‪如各位所见

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‪今年的推广项目完全是以女性为主体

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‪我们的目标是将颜料和女性合二为一

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‪我明白你的目标
‪但克雷姆先生 这有什么关系呢？

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‪什么意思 阿尔坦先生？

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‪刷墙跟化妆有什么关系？

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‪阿尔坦先生 一个女人

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‪在购物的时候 永远都不会听天由命

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‪也就是不会听我们男人的话
‪要是她在给家里买东西 那更是如此

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‪女人的家就是她的神庙

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‪她一定得是拿主意的人
‪这是理所当然的

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‪通过这项推广项目

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‪我们的目标是强调一种观念

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‪就是女人买油漆时
‪需要和化妆时一样一丝不苟

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‪前提是你们认可这个想法

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‪他和大家说的一样优秀

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‪-就这么定了 就用这个推广项目
‪-好的

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‪艾哈迈特

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‪你们好

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‪看看我们厉害的销售总监

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‪我们明白 他甩了你

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‪快点振作起来吧

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‪姑娘们 我怎么会陷得那么深？

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‪你真的想知道？

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‪对

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‪你遇到了一个男人

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‪同一天晚上
‪你就跟他吃了晚餐 还上了床

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‪-但那是第一次…
‪-等等 汉黛

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‪他不知道这是你第一次这么做

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‪他认为你总是这样
‪你也不能怪他这么想

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‪总之他再也没打给你

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‪还不仅如此呢

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‪我每天至少给他打十次电话
‪他从来都不回复

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‪等等 这倒是新的信息
‪你决定不只是要受伤 还要受辱吗？

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‪-真棒啊
‪-什么意思？

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‪手机是最好的刑具

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‪从来不打电话 或打个没完
‪都是折磨的方式

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‪如果别人第一天不打电话
‪那就是战术 你不用慌

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‪第二天

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‪你就要开始担心了

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‪第三天

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‪你就要坠入爱河

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‪要不就来一夜情
‪这样别人就会经常打给你了

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‪对方会这样让你窒息

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‪即使你想要见对方 你也会决定不见

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‪所以你同意他的做法吗 阿斯莉？

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‪当然不同意 我只是在跟你分析

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‪他太典型、平庸、可悲

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‪-冷酷、无趣、邪恶…
‪-“冷酷”后我就没记了

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‪…卑鄙、恶心！

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‪“恶心”

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‪简而言之 他是个男人

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‪他对你这么渣 我希望有一天
‪有人能让他得到报应

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‪希望如此

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‪男人主宰世界

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‪女人主宰男人

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‪荷尔蒙主宰女人

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‪也许这就是
‪为什么世界跟女人一样复杂的原因

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‪加油啊 姑娘们

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‪别再等着白马王子了
‪学会控制你们疯狂的荷尔蒙

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‪你一直在出锦囊妙计

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‪但这些战术帮助过你
‪赢得男人的心了吗？

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‪我觉得你说得对

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‪亲身展示或许会更有趣

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‪为了写下一篇文章
‪我会找到一个男人 让他爱上我

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‪跟你们分享每一步

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‪我没听错吧？

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‪我为了这项推广付出了那么多心血
‪你却分配给别人做？

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‪现在你可以把所有精力
‪都集中在油漆推广上了

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‪你的傲慢和自负

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‪差点害我们丢掉了这项推广

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‪多亏了我的傲慢和自负
‪你才拿下了推广的机会

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‪-对此你心知肚明
‪-不 克雷姆

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‪我们拿下这项推广是全凭你走运

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‪如果你继续这样

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‪总有一天会一败涂地

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‪不可能

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‪把项目还给我 我会用实力证明

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‪没得商量 现在这份任务是图纳的了

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‪图纳？

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‪图纳

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‪他怎么了？

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‪我不知道 显然手铐“连接”了他们俩

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‪所以她离开他的时候
‪他就把自己铐了起来 大概是这样吧

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‪我已经是人夫了 哥们

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‪我至今都没见过手铐和鞭子

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‪以我的屁股为例 一记耳光印都没有

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‪你会问为什么

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‪因为我的屁股一次都没被打过

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‪我只是不明白其中的逻辑

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‪他不停地重复同样的话

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‪老兄！你又被甩了吗？

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‪真是意外啊

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‪你每三个月就被甩一次
‪还没习惯吗？

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‪起来吧

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‪我们得谈谈

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‪克雷姆 你不可能明白的

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‪不可能 差得远呢

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‪为什么？

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‪因为你必须跟同一个女孩
‪搞上至少两次才能明白

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‪你每次都只跟她们睡一次

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‪很罕见 但他说得没错

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‪-你没办法解决这个问题
‪-闭嘴吧 好好先生

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‪至于你 你错得很离谱

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‪我是一个对女人了如指掌的男人

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‪身为一个对男人了如指掌的女人

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‪让别人爱上我简直是小儿科

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‪太棒了

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‪我也想谈恋爱

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‪你想谈恋爱？

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‪男人你是见一个爱一个 灿苏

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‪我也不想那样啊

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‪但你会突然间晕头转向

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‪-对
‪-紧张得坐立不安

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‪你会感觉体温上升

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‪-开始颤抖
‪-对！那…

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‪对 那不是爱

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‪是感冒

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‪在酒吧钓女孩上钩

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‪跟让女孩爱上你不一样

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‪所以你觉得我没办法
‪让一个女孩爱上我？

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‪没错 哥们

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‪我可没有这样的顾虑

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‪浪漫这破玩意儿不适合我

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‪他甚至不敢承认
‪自己没办法获得女人的心

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‪你跟他站一边？

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‪我哪儿知道呢？我结婚了

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‪显然你现在悔得肠子都青了

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‪我怎么走上了婚姻这条路呢？

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‪我怎么就决定结婚了呢？

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‪-我当时是怎么想的？
‪-看到了吗？那就是爱的结果

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‪让她们爱上你很容易

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‪爱被写在了女人的基因里

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‪困难的是要在不会窒息的环境中生活

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‪懂了不？

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‪你怎么不用实际行动证明？
‪让一个女孩爱上你

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‪拜托 做就行了！

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‪-行动吧
‪-拜托

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‪我会把一切都写在博客上

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‪如果那个男人也读了呢？

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‪妹子 除了我们 谁知道
‪《爱的锦囊妙计》是阿斯莉写的呢？

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‪我做

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‪我有一个条件

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‪如果我赢了
‪你就把属于我的推广项目还给我

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‪没…

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‪没门

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‪这对我来说是大好机会 换个条件吧

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‪怎么了？

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‪你刚刚还很确定我做不到
‪你是在害怕什么呢？

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‪我确定你做不到

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‪所以呢？

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‪成交

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‪成交

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‪所以两个单身男人和一个已婚男人…
‪我们现在怎么办？

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‪首先我们需要找到猎物

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‪首先我们需要一个目标

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‪男人很简单

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‪他们不会成长 也没办法受训

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‪他们进化的巅峰就是如厕训练了

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‪女人是错综复杂的

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‪她们对事物的感知很复杂

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‪所以当男人对女人摸不着头脑的时候

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‪女人就会说男人毫不体恤

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‪内在美的确是最重要的

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‪在男人心里 “内在”就是内的内裤

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‪甚至是内裤里的东西

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‪好球！

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‪她们唯一的目标
‪就是找一个有钱的蠢货 帅就更好了

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‪一个永远都能当受气包的蠢货

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‪打扮的真正目的

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‪就是露得恰到好处
‪勾起他们的好奇心

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‪跟普遍的看法相反

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‪衣服不是越暴露就越能勾引男人

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‪打动一个女人的心
‪和向她推销产品是一样的

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‪我的意思是 放轻松

203
00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,250
‪顺便说一句 你才是产品

204
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,250
‪你需要成为女人想要的产品

205
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:39,958
‪男人不喜欢大浓妆
‪看起来自然才是最重要的

206
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,416
‪女人们注重细节

207
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,625
‪她们能从我们的配饰中
‪得知关于我们性格的线索

208
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:48,916
‪雅致名贵的手表
‪会告诉她们我们不是小气鬼

209
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,250
‪戒指？已婚男性

210
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,708
‪先生们 我们今晚要去狩猎了

211
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,291
‪今晚就要行动了

212
00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:00,791
‪我们去寻找目标吧 姑娘们

213
00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:26,500
‪挑选猎物吧 小子们

214
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,583
‪真是自信呢

215
00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,666
‪至少应该让你来选

216
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,666
‪不行 兄弟 我们来选

217
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,208
‪不能是她

218
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,000
‪没门 不能是她

219
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,958
‪你这个傻子！这里不是肉市场

220
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:47,958
‪也算是吧

221
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:51,750
‪就她了

222
00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:58,000
‪哇！拜托 哥们！

223
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,166
‪那位帅哥怎么样？

224
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,208
‪他一直在打量你

225
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,000
‪姑娘们 游戏开始了

226
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:11,958
‪来

227
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,166
‪-她看起来很难对付 哥们
‪-但他很厉害

228
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,625
‪现在要怎么样？

229
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,791
‪我们设下陷阱 等目标找上门来

230
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,375
‪现在要怎么样？你要去靠近她吗？

231
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,708
‪永远别这样

232
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,000
‪我们等着

233
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,541
‪他不会来了

234
00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,083
‪那我们去带他过来

235
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,416
‪-热巧克力来了
‪-别看

236
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,541
‪我们的狩猎行动还没开始就结束了

237
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,708
‪现在才刚刚开始呢

238
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,666
‪-嗨
‪-你好

239
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,625
‪-麻烦给一杯莫吉托
‪-马上来

240
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,541
‪我是梅廷

241
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,958
‪我们是不是在哪里见过？

242
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,416
‪对啊

243
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,250
‪所以我再也没去过那里了

244
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,583
‪我喜欢搞笑的女人！

245
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,458
‪这个地方太吵了

246
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,666
‪要不要去个安静的地方？

247
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:31,208
‪去我家怎么样？

248
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,250
‪你觉得呢？

249
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,916
‪你在说什么呢？

250
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,541
‪有什么问题吗 亲爱的？

251
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,666
‪没事 亲爱的
‪这位先生有个问题要问我

252
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,916
‪我已经回答他了

253
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,041
‪很好

254
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,791
‪对了 我是克雷姆

255
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,416
‪我是阿斯莉

256
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,208
‪阿斯莉？真的吗？

257
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,458
‪拜托别拿《克雷姆和阿斯莉》开玩笑

258
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,583
‪我没打算开玩笑

259
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:06,500
‪很好

260
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,750
‪我该回去找我的朋友了

261
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,458
‪谢谢你 祝你今晚玩得开心

262
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,208
‪待久一点嘛

263
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:16,625
‪他还在看我们 等危险结束再走吧

264
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,833
‪这两位是图纳和埃米尔

265
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,333
‪这位是阿斯莉

266
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,625
‪哇！《阿斯莉和克雷姆》真人版！

267
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,250
‪对啊 兄弟 没错

268
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,083
‪你是哪里人啊 阿斯莉？

269
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:32,500
‪怎么？不如请她去你的村子吧

270
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,750
‪她看起来像我的老乡

271
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,916
‪你也可以把朋友请过来

272
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,666
‪我觉得危险已经结束了
‪我现在去找朋友们了

273
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,333
‪很高兴认识你们

274
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,791
‪晚安 玩得开心

275
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,250
‪-你怎么回来了？
‪-改变主意了吗？

276
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,583
‪冷静点 姑娘们

277
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,500
‪-他会来的
‪-我觉得悬

278
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,958
‪你基本上算是对他爱搭不理了

279
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,708
‪怎么了 卡萨诺瓦？

280
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:06,958
‪她看起来不容易对付啊

281
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,083
‪-他来了
‪-什么？

282
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,875
‪-我发誓！
‪-他真的要来了

283
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,625
‪你把酒忘了

284
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,333
‪玩得开心

285
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,708
‪他走了！

286
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:31,166
‪太迷人了吧

287
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,583
‪而且还很有礼貌！

288
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:38,750
‪他旁边那个很酷的男生是谁？

289
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:55,041
‪嘿

290
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,458
‪我叫图纳

291
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,333
‪是鱼吗？

292
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,666
‪不 那是叫“吞拿”

293
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,791
‪对哦

294
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,000
‪我叫灿苏

295
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,500
‪-很高兴认识你
‪-我也很高兴认识你

296
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,958
‪图纳很贴心吧？

297
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,833
‪我想有时候就是会爱而不得

298
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:22,000
‪你应该要另寻目标了
‪因为他已经走了

299
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,875
‪他走了

300
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,958
‪一切都在按部就班进行

301
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,375
‪我错过什么了吗？

302
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,916
‪没有 你们什么都没错过

303
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,291
‪老兄 别卖关子了 直接告诉我们吧

304
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,583
‪我不明白 哥们

305
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,750
‪我也不明白

306
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,458
‪你没看他 也没有给他你的电话号码

307
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,125
‪你怎么能再见到他呢？

308
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,708
‪你们不会信的

309
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,916
‪但你会让这事成功的

310
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,250
‪我？

311
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:56,916
{\an8}‪阿斯莉耶尔德姆

312
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,250
{\an8}‪今年28岁

313
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,458
{\an8}‪是魅力服装品牌的首席时尚设计师

314
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,375
‪克雷姆阿克索 他30岁了

315
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,958
‪他是个广告神童

316
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:06,958
‪狮子座

317
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,666
‪难怪他这么自大

318
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:12,208
‪她来自伊兹密尔
‪曾在米兰学习服装设计

319
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,041
‪现代版的唐璜

320
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,125
‪有了猎物 就会立刻出击

321
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:20,500
‪她对社交媒体不感兴趣

322
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,708
‪她不活跃

323
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,916
‪看起来不像爱社交的人

324
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,125
‪对他来说 社交媒体
‪就是一种勾引女人上床的工具

325
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,666
‪社交媒体就是他的狩猎场

326
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,416
‪我们的狩猎从巧合开始

327
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,500
‪我们准备好了 姑娘们

328
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,083
‪巧合就能让行动开始了

329
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:49,750
‪哈坎先生需要你参加今晚的展览

330
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,416
‪没门 我不想去

331
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,333
‪反正我有重要的事要办

332
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,958
‪哈坎先生让你把那事取消了

333
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,041
‪怎么做？你都没告诉他我有事

334
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,875
‪他早就知道你会这么说了
‪所以他先发制人

335
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,125
‪我也有几个别的回答

336
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,291
‪这不是出售品牌的活动吗？
‪我去那里干什么？

337
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:11,291
‪你是我们的头号人物
‪就连销售合同也提到了你

338
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,208
‪他说要让你见见我们的新伙伴

339
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,916
‪这也是先发制人的回答吗？

340
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,791
‪他真有远见 我很佩服他

341
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,333
‪那我得走了

342
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,458
‪我什么时候才能见他
‪跟他说上话呢？

343
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,666
‪该死

344
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,791
‪克雷姆 听着 你可别退缩

345
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,500
‪他们还有两个品牌要推销

346
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,833
‪如果我们不去 可能会有别人说服他

347
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:40,750
‪好吧

348
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,541
‪-我等你
‪-好！

349
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,000
‪果断等待

350
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,208
‪行了 他说“果断”

351
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,750
‪天哪 我什么时候才能见到她呢？

352
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,291
‪这非常重要 克雷姆

353
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,750
‪我们需要这份合同

354
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:02,916
‪那好吧

355
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,416
{\an8}‪（塞维特科勒尔艺术画廊
‪油画及雕塑展）

356
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,166
‪给

357
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,541
‪兄弟们 这边来

358
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,541
‪亲爱的朋友们

359
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,958
‪感谢各位光临
‪和我们一同来参加如此愉快的活动

360
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:38,666
‪我代表自己和科勒尔公司感谢你们

361
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,125
‪欢迎来到我们在菲谢克的展览

362
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,458
‪希望你们会喜欢

363
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,750
‪希望各位看得尽兴 各位

364
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,333
‪-你见过拉莱夫人了吗？
‪-没有 哈坎先生

365
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,708
‪她就在那里 我介绍你们认识

366
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,416
‪-最近怎么样？
‪-见见我的侄女吧

367
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,958
‪她刚刚从伦敦回来

368
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,416
‪别说出去 她是因为心碎才离开的

369
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,750
‪那可怜的姑娘还没怎么缓过来

370
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,458
‪她来了

371
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,500
‪拉莱夫人 我得接个电话

372
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,583
‪太抱歉了

373
00:20:58,666 --> 00:20:59,791
‪真的…

374
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,291
‪不好

375
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,916
‪真没礼貌 她至少可以道个歉吧

376
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,833
‪真是一团糟

377
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,333
‪-拜托
‪-不可能

378
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,791
‪请你下车 我有重要的事

379
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,083
‪通常我不会拒绝
‪但我真的需要离开这里

380
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,250
‪如你所见 这是唯一一辆出租车

381
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,750
‪所以我们有两个选择

382
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,541
‪要么你再找一辆出租车
‪要么我们就拼车

383
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,125
‪也真是巧得奇怪

384
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,416
‪-你饿了吗？我饿了
‪-其实我也饿了

385
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,791
‪我好饿 我没办法拒绝

386
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,750
‪请送我们去贝勒贝伊

387
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:52,791
‪马上出发 先生

388
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:18,208
‪有必要大老远跑来这里吗？

389
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,208
‪我以为你会喜欢

390
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,541
‪真是老套

391
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,166
‪老套？

392
00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:37,458
‪-欢迎你 克雷姆先生
‪-谢谢

393
00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:38,375
‪请吧

394
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,875
‪你在这里很受欢迎嘛

395
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,833
‪海边的高级餐厅

396
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,916
‪你一定是把遇到的每个女孩
‪都带来这里

397
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,875
‪老套

398
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:28,875
‪拜托别过来

399
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,083
‪求你了

400
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:31,791
‪真老套！

401
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:32,791
‪什么？

402
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:33,916
‪什么？我…

403
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,500
‪这跟我没关系

404
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,416
‪我以前从没见过他

405
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,791
‪-我要憋不住了！
‪-他肯定一直都在这里

406
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:47,416
‪好吧 谢谢 行了！

407
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,250
‪非常感谢

408
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,833
‪别客气 克雷姆先生 祝你有好胃口

409
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:58,708
‪你说你从没见过他 但显然他见过你

410
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,250
‪显然如此

411
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,708
‪我想说…

412
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,375
‪到现在还有女孩落入这样的圈套吗？

413
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,375
‪我真的要笑疯了

414
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:46,166
‪真是个美妙的夜晚

415
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,416
‪谢谢

416
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,625
‪一般般吧

417
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,375
‪晚安

418
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:53,916
‪“一般般？”

419
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,541
‪臭娘们 等这结束
‪你就等着被杀个措手不及吧

420
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,250
‪等我受够你了 你会觉得生不如死的

421
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,958
‪你这个傲慢又自鸣得意的渣男

422
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,458
‪这招真妙

423
00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:22,791
‪走吧

424
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:30,541
‪说说吧 兄弟 你去哪了？

425
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:33,791
‪我和阿斯莉在一起

426
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,625
‪这绝对是巧合

427
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:38,875
‪亲爱的粉丝们

428
00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:41,125
‪我们终于有了第一次约会

429
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:44,750
‪这完全属于意料之外 绝对是巧合

430
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,500
‪我当时要躲避那个疯子

431
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,791
‪阿斯莉跳上了我的出租车

432
00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,375
‪至于今晚的进展…

433
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:55,500
‪从现在起 我就叫他“克先生”吧

434
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,041
‪他老套极了

435
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,166
‪他用老掉牙的招数

436
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,583
‪自以为是

437
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:03,375
‪是一个认为
‪每个女孩都很容易上钩的废物

438
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:04,750
‪她是个臭娘们

439
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,041
‪傲慢、难以讨好、很难对付

440
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:09,416
‪虽然我一点都不喜欢他

441
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,416
‪但我会信守承诺 让他爱上我

442
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,500
‪虽然她极力掩饰 但她很喜欢我

443
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,166
‪我很确定

444
00:26:19,916 --> 00:26:22,000
‪但我不知道怎么能受得了她

445
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,375
‪那招真厉害

446
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,541
‪你第一次听就明白了 真棒！

447
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,791
‪对吧？

448
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:34,291
‪总之 那位机会主义者很快就会来了

449
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,875
‪一定是他

450
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:42,958
‪进来

451
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:49,750
‪他穿的是什么衣服？

452
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,750
‪阿斯莉耶尔德姆？

453
00:26:58,625 --> 00:26:59,833
‪怎么了？

454
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:00,750
‪你的快递

455
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,458
‪克雷姆先生要我亲自交给你

456
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,250
‪我愿意出重金
‪就为了看她现在的表情

457
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,958
‪哥们 你有什么毛病？你想做什么？

458
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:21,000
‪你明明有机会见到她
‪但你却叫一个快递员去

459
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:21,916
‪没错

460
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,500
‪这样她就会知道
‪在机会面前 我并不会饥不择食

461
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:28,541
‪这样她就会开始忐忑不安了

462
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:33,041
‪-所以呢？现在怎么办？
‪-等她电话吧

463
00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:35,291
‪你觉得她会打来吗？

464
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:42,041
‪已经过了15分钟了
‪我们为什么要盯着电话看？

465
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,083
‪如果你不知道为什么
‪那还看着干什么？

466
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:47,125
‪他在等我打过去

467
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,833
‪要是我不打 他就会打过来 我很确定

468
00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:51,166
‪他最后会打过来的

469
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,833
‪我们该怎么办？

470
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,791
‪我不知道

471
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,000
‪-不如你给她打电话吧？
‪-对啊 兄弟

472
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,500
‪别干坐着了 打吧

473
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:08,875
‪如果你先打过去

474
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:10,583
‪就是把控制权交给她了

475
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,750
‪以后就别想拿回来了

476
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:13,833
‪这样就完蛋了

477
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:15,875
‪耐心点 她会打来的

478
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:42,000
{\an8}‪（凌晨12点25分）

479
00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,291
‪喂？

480
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,500
‪卡帕多西亚？

481
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,125
‪我为什么要去那儿？

482
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,500
‪坐下一班飞机去卡帕多西亚

483
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,750
‪我们的新伙伴想见你

484
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,666
‪为什么选卡帕多西亚？

485
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,916
‪他们想请你去
‪他们在那边的农场吃饭

486
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
‪好吧

487
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:16,208
‪塞维特先生想谈谈推广项目

488
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:18,416
‪克雷姆 你别搞砸了

489
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,375
‪好吗？

490
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:21,958
‪可恶！

491
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:38,791
‪克雷姆？

492
00:29:39,416 --> 00:29:40,333
‪阿斯莉？

493
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,791
‪很难让人相信这只是个巧合

494
00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:52,666
‪我完全同意

495
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,583
‪我要去卡帕多西亚工作

496
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:58,583
‪肯定是啊

497
00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:00,083
‪什么？

498
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,250
‪-我也是去工作的
‪-随你怎么说

499
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,291
‪真没骗你

500
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,541
‪姑娘们 你们好啊

501
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,250
‪猜猜谁坐在我旁边？

502
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,208
‪当然是克先生啦

503
00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:29,500
‪他没有打电话来 但他真的在跟踪我

504
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:31,166
‪这事结束了 姑娘们

505
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,916
‪鱼已经落到网里了 没有回头路了

506
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,166
‪你觉得这样正常吗？太多巧合了

507
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,666
‪太多了 即使是电影情节也有点过分

508
00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,458
‪前提是一切都真的是巧合

509
00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:04,875
‪所以你终于承认不是巧合了

510
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,666
‪你说说吧

511
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:08,375
‪等等

512
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,625
‪你以为我是为了你才上了这趟飞机？

513
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,833
‪拜托了！

514
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:21,333
‪-你确定没有说反吗？
‪-开什么玩笑？

515
00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:24,666
‪我不会去追任何男人
‪更别说为他上飞机了

516
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,666
‪你看太多电影了

517
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,625
‪怪不得你这么喜欢老掉牙的套路

518
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,250
‪他真幸运

519
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,375
‪谁？

520
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,083
‪你不追的那个男人

521
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,875
‪我能猜到他会有什么下场

522
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:39,708
‪呵呵 你真幽默哦

523
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,375
‪-不跟你说了…
‪-不打扰了

524
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,875
‪（卡帕多西亚机场）

525
00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:56,375
{\an8}‪（克雷姆阿克索 阿斯莉耶尔德姆）

526
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,958
‪我这是摊上了什么倒霉事啊？

527
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,625
‪这是怎么回事？

528
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,416
‪阿斯莉女士、克雷姆先生
‪欢迎 把包给我吧

529
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,750
‪车到了 跟我来吧

530
00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:37,625
‪欢迎光临！

531
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,083
‪谢谢

532
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,625
‪你是阿斯莉吧？

533
00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:50,250
‪塞维特先生？

534
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:55,375
‪就别叫“先生”了
‪直接叫我塞维特怎么样？

535
00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,833
‪你说了算

536
00:32:58,916 --> 00:32:59,750
‪当然可以

537
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,416
‪-你呢？
‪-我是克雷姆

538
00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,791
‪哦 是那个…

539
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,250
‪广告小子

540
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:12,708
‪你可以直接回房间去了

541
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,375
‪休息一会儿

542
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:18,458
‪我们晚餐继续聊

543
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,541
‪当然了 先生 没问题

544
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:30,125
‪所以的确是巧合

545
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,500
‪妈的 这真是巧合

546
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,375
‪但怎么会这样？

547
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,750
‪难以置信 但这也是巧合

548
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,666
‪但现在我拥有了
‪让每个男人都跪下的武器

549
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,000
‪嫉妒

550
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,875
‪男人会被本能驱动

551
00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:57,083
‪所以他们会觉得
‪其他感兴趣的男人是威胁

552
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,791
‪他们很想竞争

553
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:03,666
‪以至于一个他们毫不在意的女人
‪也会变得宝贵

554
00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,458
‪阿斯莉 亲爱的！

555
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:18,416
‪你真是太迷人了

556
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,708
‪让我看看你

557
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,583
‪让我带你看看我收藏的酒

558
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,083
‪你肯定会喜欢的

559
00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:34,916
‪到了

560
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:41,083
‪大部分酒的年纪都比你大

561
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,791
‪但在我们开始品尝之前

562
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,708
‪我想带你见一个人

563
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:48,416
‪这是我可爱的女儿

564
00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:50,625
‪梅尔特姆 亲爱的！

565
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,875
‪惊喜啊

566
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:01,250
‪这位是阿斯莉女士

567
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:05,583
‪她是我们刚刚收购的品牌的
‪首席设计师

568
00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:10,458
‪阿斯莉
‪梅尔特姆是我们的新品牌经理

569
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:12,208
‪很高兴认识你

570
00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:16,041
‪这个人是你想合作的公司来的

571
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,250
‪你叫什么名字？

572
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:18,875
‪哦 是克雷姆！

573
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,791
‪我带你参观一下

574
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:25,083
‪-你会很惊讶的
‪-噢 塞维特先生！

575
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,083
‪天啊！

576
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,416
‪火山爆发一样呢

577
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,458
‪-太谢谢你了
‪-请享用

578
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,250
‪我的宝贝女儿

579
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:51,916
‪来吧 孩子

580
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,708
‪你给自己倒一杯吧

581
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:58,291
‪敬美好的新开始

582
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,750
‪-敬成功和财富
‪-不！

583
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,916
‪你们这些年轻人啊！

584
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,208
‪真是太嫩了

585
00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:20,958
‪都不知道该敬什么

586
00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:24,375
‪你们只关心工作和事业

587
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:29,375
‪如果非要敬点什么

588
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:31,416
‪那一定是美和爱

589
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:34,083
‪敬你一杯 亲爱的阿斯莉

590
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:38,250
‪塞维特先生 你真的太客气了

591
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,833
‪非常感谢

592
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,166
‪她现在随时都有可能

593
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:15,333
‪敲我的门 开始苦苦哀求我

594
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:23,666
‪说曹操 曹操到

595
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:35,750
‪看到我很惊喜吧？

596
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:40,000
‪大家都觉得我已经放下你了

597
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,166
‪但我从没放弃过你 一秒钟都没有

598
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,041
‪我把他们都骗了

599
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,333
‪我回国了

600
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,708
‪想出了完美的计划
‪好让我跟你在一起

601
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,000
‪我知道你也想跟我在一起

602
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,375
‪你只是还不能承认

603
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,083
‪把你自己交给我吧

604
00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:04,041
‪我也很快会告诉爸爸

605
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:05,625
‪我做不到

606
00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:08,625
‪为什么不行？我们之前又不是没干过

607
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:12,208
‪就算我想 我也做不到

608
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,166
‪梅尔特姆

609
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,458
‪我得告诉你一件事

610
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,375
‪就是我的…

611
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:39,666
‪出什么事了？

612
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,291
‪-一匹马
‪-马？

613
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,625
‪我被马踢了

614
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:48,916
‪它踢中你那里了？

615
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,291
‪怎么会这样？

616
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,958
‪别逼我回忆伤心往事了 太伤人了

617
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,416
‪-行吗？
‪-好的 亲爱的 你别难过

618
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:03,625
‪那么…

619
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,083
‪-一直都得这样下去吗？
‪-谁知道呢？

620
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:09,750
‪只有上帝才知道

621
00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:20,333
‪我们一起渡过难关
‪我不会扔下你不管的 宝贝

622
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,500
‪那张是我们的桌子 这边来 阿斯莉

623
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:32,916
‪我们去吧台吧

624
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:36,291
‪没问题

625
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,958
‪-金汤力 你呢？
‪-一样

626
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,666
{\an8}‪他想要让我吃醋

627
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:51,500
{\an8}‪那我们就看看今晚结束的时候
‪嫉妒得发疯的是谁

628
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:57,375
‪这地方真漂亮啊 我喜欢

629
00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:00,041
‪噢 阿斯莉

630
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:04,291
‪相比于你的美丽

631
00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:06,166
‪一切都那么平淡无奇

632
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:10,000
‪跟你在一起的时候
‪我感觉自己都年轻了

633
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,041
‪看看你窘迫的样子吧 阿斯莉

634
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:19,416
‪我们再努力一点如何？
‪也许那样就能治好它了

635
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,083
‪多亏了梅尔特姆说服我

636
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,791
‪买下你的公司

637
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,791
‪不然我就没机会认识你了

638
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,166
‪我也很高兴！

639
00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:35,333
‪你看起来有点醉了
‪你晚餐时也喝了很多

640
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:39,291
‪是啊 是你的美貌把我迷醉了

641
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:48,041
‪我们一起去那边坐吧
‪我不想让他生气

642
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,083
‪你感觉到了吗？

643
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:54,666
‪怎么样？大家玩得开心吗？

644
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,291
‪没事吧？

645
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:57,958
‪挺好的

646
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,208
‪敬你！

647
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:05,958
‪已经很晚了 我们走吧？

648
00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:07,625
‪拜托了！

649
00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:09,416
‪拜托！你可别想走

650
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,500
‪塞维特先生 你喝酒有点慢

651
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:16,125
‪-除了红酒 你别的酒都不能喝吗？
‪-什么？当然可以

652
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,208
‪点单吧 我喝各种各样的酒

653
00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:20,625
‪-就要那样
‪-放马过来！

654
00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:21,625
‪过来

655
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,291
‪-来
‪-你必须试试这个

656
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,625
‪-放下吧 谢谢
‪-我肯定已经试过了

657
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,083
‪-来吧
‪-开始了！

658
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,666
‪-来吧
‪-你会喜欢的

659
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,625
‪-给你
‪-好好享受吧

660
00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:32,833
‪他说我不能喝酒

661
00:41:32,916 --> 00:41:34,166
‪-干杯！
‪-来吧

662
00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:42,208
‪-这酒太男人了！跟我一样！
‪-喝吧 阿斯莉

663
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,166
‪来吧 别停下来

664
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,458
‪-干杯
‪-来吧

665
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,125
‪这么下去他会倒下的 他一把年纪了

666
00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:53,291
‪他不会有事的

667
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:58,125
‪起来 我们去跳舞吧

668
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,625
‪你在哪里？过来

669
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,958
‪-塞维特先生
‪-过来

670
00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:14,166
‪-放轻松 塞维特先生
‪-够了！

671
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,916
‪-继续
‪-好吧

672
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,041
‪-怎么样？
‪-不太好

673
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,125
‪要不坐下吧？

674
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,375
‪-我们坐下吧
‪-不用！我没事

675
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,208
‪来吧 亲爱的 这就对了

676
00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:31,916
‪-来吧
‪-怎么回事？

677
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,291
‪-你要去哪里？
‪-来吧

678
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,875
‪-就是这样
‪-别喝了

679
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,750
‪-来吧
‪-什么？去哪里？

680
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,625
‪你有两个选择

681
00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:45,333
‪要么留在这里 把他们背回家
‪要么跟我一起走

682
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:46,833
‪我选B

683
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,666
‪看起来不像你爱待的地方

684
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:03,541
‪要是你不认识服务员
‪那你可能会晕头转向的

685
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,500
‪哇！这是谁啊？

686
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,166
‪等等！别动！

687
00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:11,208
‪抱歉 我说得太早了

688
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:15,000
‪很显然 你在每个城市
‪都有取悦女孩子的地方

689
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,083
‪-过来！
‪-赛米老哥

690
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,375
‪看看你啊！欢迎光临

691
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:22,458
‪你好吗？

692
00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,208
‪-我挺好的 谢谢 你呢？
‪-我也挺好的

693
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,416
‪你一直说自己很忙

694
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,666
‪我很高兴你有时间来看我

695
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,833
‪别生气 但我们是来工作的

696
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,458
‪只要你来了 怎么样都行

697
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:41,000
‪我来介绍大家认识 阿斯莉
‪这是赛米哥 赛米哥 这是阿斯莉

698
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,666
‪你好啊 阿斯莉 欢迎

699
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,541
‪不好意思 克雷姆通常都是一个人来

700
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,958
‪没想到你们是一起的

701
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:49,666
‪-欢迎
‪-很高兴认识你

702
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,708
‪等等 我去找塞文斯

703
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:53,000
‪-好
‪-塞文斯！

704
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:55,208
‪-来！看看谁来了
‪-好吧

705
00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:57,625
‪什么都别说

706
00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,083
‪要说什么？

707
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:01,666
‪说我戴着有色眼镜看人

708
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:06,333
‪听我解释

709
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:09,375
‪吵架、拌嘴、偏见…

710
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:13,291
‪随便你怎么说
‪我们今晚先把分歧放在一边

711
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,000
‪欢迎你啊 臭小子！

712
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,041
‪塞文斯大姐

713
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:21,958
‪-好久不见 帅哥
‪-我也想你了

714
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,125
‪欢迎光临

715
00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:27,541
‪-我是塞文斯
‪-我是阿斯莉 很高兴认识你

716
00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:30,208
‪-旅馆生意怎么样？
‪-你来了就更好了

717
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:33,625
‪咱们别站着了 上楼吧

718
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,791
‪太美了 这地方真漂亮

719
00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,250
‪克雷姆就是在这里出生的

720
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,250
‪-什么？你是本地人？
‪-对

721
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,625
‪我在这里长大 一直待到大学

722
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:49,250
‪-我可以坐这儿吗？
‪-坐吧

723
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,416
‪你们最近在忙什么呢？

724
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:54,875
‪塞文斯一直很忙

725
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:58,458
‪看你认不认识这位帅哥 看看这是谁

726
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:02,333
‪-是你吗？
‪-对

727
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,083
‪看看你

728
00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:05,291
‪他是谁？

729
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:06,208
‪我爸

730
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:09,375
‪那是在他去世的两年前拍的 是吗？

731
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,083
‪-对不起
‪-没事

732
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,041
‪你妈妈还在世吗？

733
00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:18,125
‪我去喝一杯

734
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,708
‪-我说错话了吗？
‪-也没错

735
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:30,125
‪只是一个敏感的话题

736
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,458
‪我去看看他

737
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,875
‪他妈妈也去世了？

738
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:41,041
‪她还活着 但在他十岁时就抛下他了

739
00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:42,041
‪真的吗？

740
00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:47,000
‪我总是告诉赛米
‪这是导致克雷姆有依恋障碍的原因

741
00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:52,000
‪他需要找到他的生母 并原谅她
‪只有这样他才能再次爱别人

742
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,291
‪至少在此刻之前我是这么以为的！

743
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,916
‪不 你误会了 女士

744
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,833
‪你以为我们在…

745
00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:06,750
‪不是那样的
‪我们之间真的什么事都没发生

746
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,500
‪你说怎么样就怎么样吧

747
00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:11,208
‪你怎么这种语气？你不相信我

748
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,583
‪你知道这是什么吗？

749
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:53,583
‪泪杯

750
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:58,833
‪以前的女人在跟亲人分离的时候

751
00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:01,875
‪会把眼泪流到这些杯子里面

752
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,583
‪她收集的眼泪越多

753
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:08,708
‪就证明她越爱那个男人

754
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:12,625
‪这个杯子是我做的

755
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:19,083
‪你留着吧

756
00:47:31,958 --> 00:47:33,916
‪你会做陶艺吗？

757
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:37,083
‪要是不会陶艺
‪在这个地方就别想找老婆了

758
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:41,166
‪所以这又是一项你学来撩妹的招数

759
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:45,416
‪是我父亲教我的
‪我爷爷把手艺传给了他

760
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,083
‪你要不要试试看？

761
00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,708
‪真的可以吗？

762
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,208
‪首先把黏土往下推

763
00:48:02,541 --> 00:48:03,916
‪再使劲一点

764
00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:06,500
‪需要加点水

765
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,708
‪-这样做对吗？
‪-你要耐心点

766
00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:27,916
‪用两个大拇指

767
00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:30,166
‪往里面按

768
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,041
‪让它凹下去

769
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:42,500
‪算了 你比较擅长

770
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,791
‪我做不到 你来做吧

771
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,333
‪天快亮了

772
00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:02,625
‪这个点正好…

773
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:07,125
‪可以做一项这里非常热门的活动

774
00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:09,666
‪什么活动？

775
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,916
‪-太荒谬了 你要做什么？
‪-相信我就好

776
00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,375
‪你不会后悔的

777
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,958
‪够了 克雷姆 还没到吗？

778
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:57,000
‪到了

779
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:02,541
‪一会儿我会把你抱起来 你别害怕

780
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,833
‪-克雷姆 拜托…
‪-别 你耐心点

781
00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:06,083
‪会是值得的

782
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:08,250
‪-来吧
‪-好

783
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:20,583
‪在这里站着

784
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:22,291
‪我来了 你等一下

785
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:30,583
‪搞什么鬼啊？

786
00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:33,708
‪-什么声音？
‪-没事的 你别担心

787
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:37,041
‪克雷姆 这不对劲！放开我！

788
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:38,375
‪-等等
‪-搞什么啊？

789
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,500
‪不会有事的 耐心点

790
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,958
‪这一定是出事了！我好害怕

791
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:45,625
‪-别怕
‪-求你了！我好怕啊

792
00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:49,250
‪-拜托你放开我
‪-冷静点 拜托

793
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:51,750
‪我们现在在气球上吗？

794
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:56,583
‪-是在气球上！
‪-冷静点！

795
00:50:56,666 --> 00:50:58,250
‪-消停点！
‪-我要死了！

796
00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:01,041
‪-你在做什么？
‪-我觉得恶心

797
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:02,875
‪-你停一停！
‪-我头晕！

798
00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:03,791
‪冷静！

799
00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:07,125
‪-我要下去！
‪-冷静 你在做什么？

800
00:51:07,208 --> 00:51:09,500
‪-请冷静
‪-别！拜托

801
00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:11,458
‪我得…我感觉…

802
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:14,208
‪-阿斯莉 你冷静点
‪-我有恐高症

803
00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:16,416
‪什么？你恐高？阿斯莉！

804
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,375
‪-等等…
‪-我觉得恶心！

805
00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:20,833
‪-我想吐！
‪-你搭过飞机啊！

806
00:51:20,916 --> 00:51:22,333
‪你当时没事

807
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,833
‪因为我吃了药！

808
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,083
‪我要下去

809
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:30,291
‪-我必须下去！
‪-阿斯莉 冷静点儿

810
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:31,541
‪我要晕倒了

811
00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:32,833
‪-停一停
‪-我觉得恶心

812
00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:34,250
‪等一下 等等 好

813
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:37,916
‪看看我 阿斯莉 你看着我

814
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,458
‪你闭上眼睛 你闭上眼睛就没事了

815
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:44,041
‪我不能看下去 我当时不知道！

816
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,875
‪忘记我们在高空 来吧

817
00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:48,708
‪不会有事的 闭上眼睛 阿斯莉

818
00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:52,041
‪深呼吸 然后闭上眼睛

819
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:55,083
‪好吧 冷静 忘了你在半空中

820
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,291
‪没事的

821
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:06,458
‪冷静下来

822
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:08,791
‪什么事都没有

823
00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,291
‪好吗？冷静点儿

824
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:16,666
‪放松

825
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:19,750
‪冷静

826
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,416
‪你会没事的

827
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,333
‪冷静 没事了

828
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:28,708
‪你很安全 好吗？

829
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,500
‪现在慢慢睁开眼睛

830
00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:56,125
‪很漂亮吧？

831
00:52:57,250 --> 00:52:58,375
‪是啊

832
00:53:58,916 --> 00:53:59,791
‪-我…
‪-我…

833
00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:03,541
‪-你说吧
‪-你先说吧

834
00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:08,833
‪非常谢谢你

835
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,333
‪真是个美妙的夜晚

836
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,875
‪我的恐高症阻碍了我 但…

837
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,791
‪很美好

838
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:23,750
‪真的很美好

839
00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:25,625
‪那晚安

840
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,541
‪现在已经是早上了

841
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,541
‪我们应该睡一会儿

842
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,583
‪睡个好觉

843
00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:35,583
‪你也是

844
00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,125
‪你怎么回事？

845
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:30,416
‪敲门的话 一切都完蛋了

846
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,625
‪不行

847
00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,291
‪振作一点 姑娘 你在干什么呢？

848
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:47,208
‪阿斯莉 我要再次感谢你的到来

849
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:50,208
‪用不着几天 我们就能签约了

850
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:52,541
‪公司在我女儿的手里

851
00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:54,791
‪当然也在你手上

852
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,250
‪小伙子 托我女儿的福
‪你才能拿到合同

853
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:02,958
‪告诉你老板 我会跟你们合作

854
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,208
‪我发誓 兄弟 他们都疯了

855
00:56:20,291 --> 00:56:21,125
‪是吗？

856
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:22,916
‪我差点就逃跑了

857
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,208
‪总之合同是拿到手了

858
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,458
‪他在笑什么？

859
00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:35,708
‪-你在笑什么？
‪-在笑一个叫“克先生”的白痴

860
00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:37,125
‪什么先生？

861
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,125
‪克先生

862
00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:41,166
‪这是某个女生写的博客
‪叫《 爱的锦囊妙计》

863
00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,083
‪是吗？

864
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,791
‪她耍了克先生 让他爱上了她

865
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:47,916
‪她每天都发文 那个白痴毫不知情

866
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,083
‪真蠢啊

867
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:50,583
‪就是说啊

868
00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,416
‪他用最次的手段去追她

869
00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:57,708
‪他也自以为是 装得像大众情人一样

870
00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:00,833
‪觉得自己骗到她了
‪但其实是她骗到了他

871
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,833
‪你好好读一读 别用他那些烂招

872
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:10,875
‪埃米尔 不知道你注意到没有

873
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:15,666
‪自从克雷姆遇到了阿斯莉
‪他还没有碰过别的女孩

874
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,250
‪你说得对

875
00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:20,875
‪原来他也可以像正常人一样
‪没有性生活

876
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:23,208
‪我只是没有机会 哥们

877
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:27,916
‪兄弟 你知道怎么创造机会
‪午休的时候你也干过

878
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,833
‪如果我不认识你

879
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:32,250
‪我会觉得你爱上她了

880
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:38,083
‪克先生给了我一个大惊喜

881
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:41,333
‪那是他第一次不像平常那样一直撩骚

882
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,125
‪他做自己的时候 也没有那么差劲

883
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:52,958
‪你是不是假戏真做 爱上他了？

884
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:15,666
‪如果你有空 明天一起吃晚饭吧？

885
00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:21,416
‪你是不是假戏真做 爱上他了？

886
00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,875
‪我刚收到克先生的短信

887
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,666
‪他约我明天见面

888
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,541
‪我不像大多数人那样立刻回应

889
00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:46,625
‪我甚至还让他知道我是已读不回

890
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:49,041
‪如果他这样的人觉得你与众不同

891
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,958
‪那么耍你就是尊严问题了

892
00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:54,208
‪所以我要等至少一小时再回复

893
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:05,708
‪换作是我 就肯定无法抗拒
‪我很佩服你！

894
00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:08,166
‪我们会坚持到底的 姑娘们

895
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:23,916
‪我忍不住了

896
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:34,666
{\an8}‪（可以）

897
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:39,041
‪晚上7点 在我家

898
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,125
‪我来做饭

899
00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:44,916
‪去他家？

900
00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:52,500
{\an8}‪成交

901
01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:30,833
‪欢迎

902
01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:31,958
‪谢谢

903
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:39,708
‪请进

904
01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:48,416
‪我去看看食物 你把这儿当自己家吧

905
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:56,125
‪他家和他本人一样好看
‪而且他会做饭

906
01:00:58,875 --> 01:01:00,750
‪不知道他请过多少个女孩过来

907
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:03,958
‪不可能什么都没发生就离开了

908
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,041
‪好戏就在今晚了 姑娘们

909
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:16,625
‪今晚我们要第一次接吻
‪让他放下防备

910
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,208
‪所有菜都很好吃

911
01:01:27,916 --> 01:01:29,083
‪谢谢

912
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:30,875
‪尽情享用吧

913
01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:03,833
‪请慢用

914
01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:09,625
‪谢谢

915
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:21,875
‪拜托

916
01:02:22,666 --> 01:02:23,541
‪拜托

917
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,625
‪来了

918
01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:41,500
‪这太疯狂了 大家都好八卦啊

919
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,375
{\an8}‪第一次接吻很重要

920
01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:45,583
{\an8}‪最好不要主动出击

921
01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:49,125
{\an8}‪你们也知道男人是什么德行
‪他们会迅速把握机会

922
01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:54,375
‪那他为什么不把握机会呢？

923
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:12,083
‪再来一杯？

924
01:03:12,583 --> 01:03:13,500
‪好

925
01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:46,708
‪跟我来

926
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,791
‪-请随意
‪-那好吧

927
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,416
‪我觉得你应该会喜欢这部电影

928
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,416
‪我说对了吗？

929
01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:50,750
‪这是我的最爱

930
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:55,583
‪那我们一起看吧

931
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,916
‪（《蒂凡尼的早餐》）

932
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,375
‪我来倒吧

933
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,708
‪我必须要保险一点

934
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,791
‪你太厉害了！

935
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,666
‪不 你才厉害

936
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,750
‪（剧终）

937
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:21,625
‪克雷姆

938
01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:25,250
‪-克雷姆
‪-什么事？

939
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:28,333
‪我需要喝一杯

940
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:31,375
‪你没开玩笑吧？

941
01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:32,500
‪真的吗？

942
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:37,625
‪-现在吗？
‪-我是认真的 现在

943
01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:50,416
‪-给你
‪-谢谢

944
01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:53,583
‪够了

945
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,041
‪你喝得够多了

946
01:07:57,125 --> 01:07:58,166
‪够了

947
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:15,416
‪克雷姆

948
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,416
‪怎么了？

949
01:08:18,166 --> 01:08:22,666
‪你和所有的女孩都这么做吗？
‪你和她们都上过床吗？

950
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:24,000
‪什么？

951
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,875
‪所有女孩？上床？什么？

952
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,583
‪你在说什么？

953
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:34,958
‪告诉我一件其他女孩不知道的事

954
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,333
‪楼下的钢琴

955
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,416
‪是我妈妈的

956
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,000
‪弹琴是她教我的

957
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:58,875
‪她走后没人碰过那架钢琴
‪我没碰过 谁都没碰过

958
01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:02,250
‪满意了吗？

959
01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:04,291
‪没有人碰过？

960
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,625
‪没有人

961
01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,833
‪我又不忍心扔了它

962
01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:12,291
‪要是扔了 感觉就像是我会忘了她

963
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:17,375
‪但要是我碰了琴
‪感觉就像是我原谅她了

964
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:50,500
‪把事情原委都告诉我们吧！

965
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:53,541
‪天哪 我们怎么就没有正常的朋友？

966
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,541
‪不只是我们 阿斯莉

967
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:58,166
‪昨晚克先生在网上火了

968
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,250
‪土耳其一半的女人
‪都想知道你们有没有接吻

969
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,000
‪还有你有没有让他爱上你

970
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:05,500
‪告诉我们发生了什么

971
01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:06,875
‪什么都没发生

972
01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,250
‪我们聊了天 吃了晚餐

973
01:13:09,916 --> 01:13:10,916
‪就这样而已

974
01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:14,958
‪等一下

975
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,708
‪你邀请了一个女生到你家

976
01:13:17,791 --> 01:13:20,000
‪你们俩什么都没做

977
01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:22,250
‪然后女生就走了？

978
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,458
‪不可能

979
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:31,208
‪当然了！

980
01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,541
‪告诉我们嘛！他亲你了吗？

981
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:42,375
‪你发文说说 所有人都在等

982
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,416
‪姑娘们…

983
01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:49,041
‪我不想继续写了

984
01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,458
‪什么意思？

985
01:13:51,541 --> 01:13:53,041
‪别闹了

986
01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:56,750
‪你为什么要在最后关头这么做呢？

987
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,166
‪我不明白

988
01:13:59,041 --> 01:14:00,333
‪我明白

989
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,333
‪你爱上他了！

990
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,958
‪你爱上她了！

991
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:10,833
‪你爱上她了

992
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:14,375
‪他上钩了 我赌赢了

993
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,916
‪推广项目可以继续让我做了

994
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,625
‪是的 你爱上他了！

995
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:21,708
‪被她说中了 对吧？

996
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:22,833
‪我很好奇

997
01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:25,416
‪你难道没有他的照片吗？

998
01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:28,000
‪我有 等等 给你看看

999
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:39,041
‪怎么了 汉黛？

1000
01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:41,041
‪是他

1001
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,333
‪他就是那个伤了我的心的渣男

1002
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,125
‪你说什么 就是他？

1003
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,125
‪你们在说什么？

1004
01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:57,750
‪对不起 阿斯莉

1005
01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,166
‪是他

1006
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:03,333
‪我怎么会上这种当？

1007
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,833
‪我甚至责怪自己
‪说自己动辄就对人品头论足

1008
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:08,916
‪我真是个白痴

1009
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,208
‪我是世界上最蠢的白痴

1010
01:15:11,291 --> 01:15:13,625
‪你又怎么猜得到呢？

1011
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:14,666
‪汉黛

1012
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,916
‪对不起
‪我甚至用高你一等的语气对你说话

1013
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,083
‪好像我有资格教你如何对待男人

1014
01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:23,208
‪命运的转折真是突然啊

1015
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:27,041
‪我甚至觉得自己很聪明
‪给别人出谋划策

1016
01:15:27,125 --> 01:15:29,125
‪我该怎么对大家交代呢？

1017
01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:34,333
‪我想我们注定要被同一个男人耍

1018
01:15:38,916 --> 01:15:39,791
‪不 亲爱的

1019
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:43,791
‪没人能耍我们
‪没人能玩弄我们的感情

1020
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,750
‪我要让他付出代价

1021
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:11,625
‪你真美

1022
01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:16,416
‪我很高兴你打来了

1023
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
‪如果你不打过来 我一定会打给你

1024
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,500
‪你们好 欢迎光临

1025
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,000
‪谢谢

1026
01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:30,291
‪你没事吧？

1027
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:32,166
‪没事

1028
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,375
‪我没事 你为什么这么问？

1029
01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:35,875
‪（《爱的锦囊妙计》-直播）

1030
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:37,083
‪你看起来不对劲

1031
01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:44,250
‪-是因为昨天的事吗？
‪-不是

1032
01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:46,458
‪不是

1033
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,500
‪因为如果是的话

1034
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,666
‪如果你在想

1035
01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:58,666
‪我是在享受当下 还是对你有感觉…

1036
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,583
‪我并不是随便玩玩

1037
01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:06,000
‪听着

1038
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,458
‪我从来没爱过别人

1039
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:15,583
‪不仅如此 我甚至不相信爱情存在

1040
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:17,375
‪我觉得爱情很荒谬

1041
01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:19,250
‪我承认

1042
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,791
‪我想错了

1043
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:28,666
‪我有了前所未有的感觉

1044
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:32,625
‪我不想让关系就这么结束

1045
01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:36,583
{\an8}‪（图纳）

1046
01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,166
‪我爱上你了 阿斯莉

1047
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,458
‪我疯狂地爱上你了

1048
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,041
‪你怎么不说话？

1049
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:05,291
‪我…

1050
01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:10,041
‪当然会说话

1051
01:18:13,041 --> 01:18:16,125
‪首先 很高兴你对我表白了

1052
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:22,125
‪那是我的目标 就是让你爱上我

1053
01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:24,625
‪什么？

1054
01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:27,833
‪你说什么？

1055
01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:29,916
‪我想告诉你

1056
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:31,833
‪这是一场游戏

1057
01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:34,041
‪是我设计的游戏

1058
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,958
‪就为了让你和其他卑鄙的男人知道
‪心碎的感觉

1059
01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:38,916
‪由始至终都是？

1060
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:42,541
‪一直以来都是…

1061
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,833
‪是个骗局？

1062
01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:47,666
‪你和像你一样的男人

1063
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,500
‪都随便搞女人 玩得很开心

1064
01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,416
‪但女方却被你们伤透了

1065
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,916
‪你在向朋友们炫耀的时候

1066
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,625
‪被你伤害的女人
‪却靠着她的朋友们的肩膀痛哭

1067
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:00,958
‪所以我才这么做

1068
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,208
‪我把一切都分享在了博客上

1069
01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:06,083
‪就为了把你当作范例

1070
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:10,208
‪就连现在也有几千人在观看你表白

1071
01:19:10,916 --> 01:19:14,708
‪大家好 见见臭名昭著的克先生

1072
01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:21,250
‪我信守了诺言 让他爱上了我

1073
01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:23,833
‪我的工作已经完成了

1074
01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:26,458
‪我不想在这儿多待一秒钟了

1075
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:28,833
‪阿斯莉…

1076
01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:14,875
‪我被解雇了？

1077
01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:16,541
‪对不起 阿斯莉

1078
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:20,208
‪-请问为什么？
‪-我也是迫不得已

1079
01:21:20,291 --> 01:21:21,833
‪就这么简单？

1080
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:24,791
‪我为品牌工作了很多年
‪这就是我的生活

1081
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,791
‪你怎么敢二话不说就把我踢出局？

1082
01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:30,916
‪阿斯莉 继续讨论这件事
‪也不会改变结果

1083
01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:55,625
‪我能进来吗？

1084
01:21:57,875 --> 01:21:59,208
‪一匹马？

1085
01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:00,666
‪梅尔特姆 我真的…

1086
01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,583
‪五分钟就行

1087
01:22:14,916 --> 01:22:17,083
‪坦白说 我没想到会是这样

1088
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:21,958
‪所以你有爱人的能力

1089
01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:26,500
‪总之 既然你现在知道怎么爱别人了

1090
01:22:26,583 --> 01:22:28,458
‪你就可以爱我了

1091
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:34,625
‪我有一项提议
‪我知道你不想留在这里

1092
01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:36,041
‪跟我去伦敦吧

1093
01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:38,750
‪离开这里对你有好处

1094
01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:40,166
‪我们可以之后再回来

1095
01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,666
‪再续前缘

1096
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,583
‪梅尔特姆 如果没别的事

1097
01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:50,208
‪那我想一个人待着了

1098
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,791
‪我会尽一切努力

1099
01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:56,375
‪让你忘掉她的

1100
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,208
‪我不想看到你这样

1101
01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:04,083
‪我保证会让那个女孩付出代价的

1102
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,958
‪反正她已经被炒鱿鱼了
‪后头还有更多好戏等着她

1103
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:09,375
‪她被解雇了？

1104
01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,750
‪当然啊

1105
01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:12,000
‪是我干的

1106
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:15,833
‪得让她付出代价才行

1107
01:23:41,958 --> 01:23:45,625
‪（如果你想创造好的第一印象）

1108
01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:49,250
‪（你必须在正确的时机
‪穿上正确的战衣）

1109
01:23:49,333 --> 01:23:53,458
‪亲爱的粉丝们 如你们所知
‪我关掉了我的博客

1110
01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:55,583
‪但我有最后的一篇帖子要分享

1111
01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:57,708
‪我没听错吧？

1112
01:23:57,791 --> 01:23:59,666
‪你要我回来？

1113
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:01,250
‪没错

1114
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,375
‪不可能 先生

1115
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:26,333
‪搞什么…你们来这里做什么？

1116
01:24:27,416 --> 01:24:28,625
‪我们得谈谈

1117
01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:30,166
‪出什么事了吗？

1118
01:24:30,250 --> 01:24:32,291
‪你被重新聘用了吗？

1119
01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:35,250
‪对 他们试着让我回去
‪但我拒绝了 我不是玩具

1120
01:24:36,416 --> 01:24:37,625
‪你是怎么知道的？

1121
01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:41,416
‪是克雷姆干的
‪他发现梅尔特姆把你炒了

1122
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:45,666
‪他同意和她一起去伦敦
‪前提是让他们重新聘用你

1123
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:51,000
‪你不做点什么吗？
‪他真的很爱你啊 亲爱的

1124
01:24:51,083 --> 01:24:52,166
‪来吧

1125
01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:56,375
‪更重要的是 你也爱他

1126
01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:58,875
‪阿斯莉 我根本不在乎克雷姆

1127
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,250
‪我从来都不在乎他

1128
01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:03,250
‪-但…
‪-我没事 亲爱的

1129
01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:05,125
‪我希望你也没事

1130
01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:08,666
‪各位 抱歉打扰了
‪但他的航班两个小时后就起飞了

1131
01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:34,208
‪-走！快跑！
‪-我们要赶上

1132
01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:37,000
‪-您拨的电话已经…
‪-他的电话关机了

1133
01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:39,541
‪艾兹吉 等等！让我先走

1134
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:46,625
‪太浪漫了！就像电影一样

1135
01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,583
‪我都快哭了

1136
01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:53,250
‪-你舒服吗？
‪-再舒服不过了

1137
01:25:58,166 --> 01:25:59,000
‪（伦敦）

1138
01:26:03,541 --> 01:26:05,125
‪（国际出发）

1139
01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:09,791
‪嘿 老兄

1140
01:26:10,458 --> 01:26:12,083
‪你能让我们过去吗？

1141
01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:13,666
‪我们有紧急情况

1142
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:16,791
‪抱歉 如果我们让你走
‪我们的活儿就干不完了

1143
01:26:16,875 --> 01:26:19,125
‪-继续吧
‪-我们赶不上了

1144
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:22,291
‪听着 这是性命攸关的问题

1145
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:24,208
‪有情人要团聚

1146
01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:27,458
‪有情人终成眷属

1147
01:26:27,541 --> 01:26:28,708
‪等着就行

1148
01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:33,458
‪先生 你能不能别满口大道理
‪给我们让道？

1149
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:35,416
‪我都说不行了 女士！

1150
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,041
‪你们等一等吧

1151
01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:38,458
‪“女士？”

1152
01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:40,041
‪你才是女士呢！

1153
01:26:40,125 --> 01:26:41,500
‪你这个无情的混蛋！

1154
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:44,250
‪我要把家具都塞进你的屁股里！

1155
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,708
‪我会用这些木板干死你 狗东西！

1156
01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:54,083
‪祝你度过愉快的一天 女士

1157
01:26:54,166 --> 01:26:55,125
‪走吧

1158
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,458
‪非常感谢 先生！

1159
01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:04,250
‪亲爱的 叫埃米尔踩油门 走吧

1160
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:11,166
‪埃米尔

1161
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:12,958
‪走吧

1162
01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:39,958
‪太堵了

1163
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:44,375
‪-也许我们应该走高速
‪-那儿也堵 他不接电话吗？

1164
01:27:44,458 --> 01:27:47,583
‪-还是关机
‪-我们该怎么办？

1165
01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:49,208
‪没可能了！

1166
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,375
‪-谢谢
‪-我希望你能追上他

1167
01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:36,083
‪-为我祈祷吧
‪-一定

1168
01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:41,250
‪对不起

1169
01:28:43,166 --> 01:28:44,708
‪-祝你度过愉快的一天
‪-谢谢

1170
01:28:47,041 --> 01:28:50,125
‪请把笔记本、电脑和平板电脑分开放

1171
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:52,041
‪我在机场了 还有多长时间？

1172
01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:55,041
‪他们肯定在登机了
‪你在登机口是抓不到他的

1173
01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:56,875
‪-该死！
‪-听着

1174
01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:59,833
‪灿苏已经给你买了票
‪帮你办好登机了

1175
01:28:59,916 --> 01:29:01,208
‪她把信息发给你了

1176
01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:03,750
‪-去登机吧
‪-姑娘们 我爱你们！

1177
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:05,541
‪你们最棒！谢谢

1178
01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:11,208
‪很抱歉 但我的飞机就要起飞了

1179
01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:12,666
‪介意让我插个队吗？

1180
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:13,833
‪谢谢

1181
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:16,625
‪人们都说告诉我人性还没死

1182
01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:20,750
‪我以前不相信 但现在信了

1183
01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,458
‪谢谢 旅途愉快

1184
01:29:22,541 --> 01:29:23,708
‪祝你度过愉快的一天

1185
01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:24,750
‪谢谢

1186
01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:28,250
‪是克先生

1187
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:31,625
‪-真的是他
‪-太意外了

1188
01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:34,125
‪欢迎光临

1189
01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:38,375
‪祝你旅途愉快 克先生

1190
01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:45,666
‪祝你旅途愉快

1191
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:46,791
‪欢迎

1192
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:48,916
‪旅途愉快

1193
01:29:49,541 --> 01:29:50,416
‪对不起

1194
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:52,625
‪太抱歉了

1195
01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:59,375
‪各位乘客 欢迎登机

1196
01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:00,791
‪看看谁来了

1197
01:30:03,416 --> 01:30:07,000
‪顺便说一句
‪《爱的锦囊妙计》又更新帖子了

1198
01:30:07,083 --> 01:30:11,458
‪-太令人震惊了
‪-我得在出发前读一读

1199
01:30:23,916 --> 01:30:25,625
‪（《爱的锦囊妙计》）

1200
01:30:27,166 --> 01:30:30,125
‪亲爱的粉丝们 如你们所知
‪我关闭了我的博客

1201
01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:31,791
‪但我有最后一篇帖子要分享

1202
01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:33,625
‪我要坦白一件事

1203
01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:36,833
‪我爱上了克先生 也就是克雷姆

1204
01:30:36,916 --> 01:30:39,958
‪尽管我说了难听的话
‪做了过分的事 但我真的爱他

1205
01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:42,416
‪我为自己对他做的事情感到后悔

1206
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:45,500
‪你可能觉得他活该
‪或说“他伤害了那么多女人”

1207
01:30:45,583 --> 01:30:46,791
‪但人谁无过？

1208
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:48,833
‪我对他做的事也是错的

1209
01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:51,916
‪他到底错在哪儿了？
‪爱上我算是错误吗？

1210
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:54,750
‪我伤了他的心

1211
01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:58,166
‪更重要的是 因为我固执又自大

1212
01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:01,500
‪我毁了自己唯一通往幸福的机会

1213
01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:04,041
‪我阻止了一个美好故事的发生

1214
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,958
‪我甚至不敢去找他道歉

1215
01:31:07,041 --> 01:31:08,625
‪我知道他不会原谅我

1216
01:31:08,708 --> 01:31:13,041
‪但只要我有一丁点勇气或希望

1217
01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:14,833
‪我会放弃一切 然后去找他

1218
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:18,416
‪我分享这一篇文章
‪是为了让你们不要犯同样的错误

1219
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,708
‪如果你们有丝毫希望

1220
01:31:20,791 --> 01:31:23,416
‪不要停止追求自己爱的人

1221
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:26,375
‪记住 真爱只有一次

1222
01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:29,250
‪但要是不确定是不是真爱
‪也无须懊恼

1223
01:31:29,333 --> 01:31:30,541
‪真爱会很明显

1224
01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:34,000
‪你的心会告诉你
‪就像我的心也告诉了我

1225
01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:35,375
‪我来了

1226
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,291
‪不！住手！我来了

1227
01:31:48,041 --> 01:31:49,041
‪你要去哪里？

1228
01:31:49,125 --> 01:31:50,250
‪不！拜托！

1229
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:52,250
‪我要坐这班飞机 拜托

1230
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:55,416
‪女士 不可能 所有乘客都登机了

1231
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:57,541
‪不 我真的要搭这班飞机

1232
01:31:57,625 --> 01:31:59,041
‪等等 我得下机

1233
01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:01,208
‪克雷姆 回来 你这是要毁了一切

1234
01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:05,375
‪那是下一班飞机的

1235
01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:07,833
‪下一班？

1236
01:32:07,916 --> 01:32:09,208
‪该死 灿苏！

1237
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,416
‪求你了 我要坐这班机

1238
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,875
‪求求你们了

1239
01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:14,625
‪我得下飞机 让我下去

1240
01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:17,791
‪对不起 先生 我们要起飞了
‪请你回到座位上

1241
01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:19,791
‪你们不能逼我乘飞机吧？

1242
01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:23,916
‪如果你坚持要下机
‪我就得打电话通知机场安保

1243
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,458
‪随便你打给谁

1244
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,500
‪先生 停一停！打给安保

1245
01:32:28,583 --> 01:32:30,791
‪-请让我进去
‪-女士！

1246
01:32:30,875 --> 01:32:32,625
‪我得进去

1247
01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:34,916
‪-女士 停下来！
‪-保重！

1248
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:51,375
‪阿斯莉？

1249
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:53,208
‪克雷姆？

1250
01:33:03,791 --> 01:33:04,958
‪-我…
‪-我…

1251
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,500
‪我不想让你走

1252
01:33:11,125 --> 01:33:12,291
‪为什么？

1253
01:33:12,375 --> 01:33:13,791
‪因为如果你走了…

1254
01:33:15,541 --> 01:33:17,583
‪这个瓶子肯定装不下我的眼泪

1255
01:33:21,708 --> 01:33:23,458
‪我爱你 克雷姆

1256
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:29,083
‪过来

1257
01:33:55,250 --> 01:33:56,166
‪克雷姆先生

1258
01:33:57,541 --> 01:33:58,500
‪克雷姆先生

1259
01:33:59,875 --> 01:34:01,333
‪（警察）

1260
01:34:02,583 --> 01:34:05,291
‪我想我得放开你了

1261
01:34:07,416 --> 01:34:10,541
‪我得先告诉你一件事 真的很抱歉

1262
01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:11,625
‪我也是

1263
01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:14,250
‪因为我们跟兄弟们…

1264
01:34:14,333 --> 01:34:16,375
‪跟兄弟们打赌 我知道

1265
01:34:17,416 --> 01:34:18,916
‪我们是天生一对

1266
01:34:23,125 --> 01:34:28,666
‪我以为你不会去追任何男人
‪更别说为他上飞机了

1267
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:31,041
‪女人的话不是每一个字都是可信的

1268
01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:32,625
‪老套

1269
01:34:34,375 --> 01:34:36,666
‪我也想跟你做每一件老套的事

1270
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:37,625
‪我也是

1271
01:37:25,583 --> 01:37:29,583
‪字幕翻译：张嘉晴