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‪（愛的錦囊妙計網站）

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‪女人最大的動機就是被愛

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‪她們渴望一開始的關注和熱情

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‪對男人來說，則是舒適感

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‪激情消退後，他們不會重燃愛火

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‪而會開始尋找新鮮的事物

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‪女人非常周密
‪她們會探查所有可能性

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‪她們永遠不會忘記
‪第一次約會的所有細節

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‪女人從來不會真的忘記

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‪男人則把事情當成整體來看待
‪並關心事情帶來的感受

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‪他們不會知道第一次約會發生的事

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‪但他們不會忘記
‪第一次見到妳時的感受

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‪請進

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‪我們冬季系列的主題是融合

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‪如您所見

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‪我們使用了更柔軟、寬鬆的布料

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‪我們之前只稍微帶有復古風

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‪現在要把它加倍

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‪我們會專注在不那麼複雜
‪但更獨特的設計

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‪今年，我們要走出新的潮流
‪不受過去影響

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‪我們的新系列主要使用蕾絲和薄紗

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‪減少接縫，凸顯身材

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‪表現得很往常一樣好啊
‪恭喜妳，阿斯莉

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‪馬上開始生產

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‪如您所見

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‪今年的行銷活動完全主打女性

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‪我們的計畫是
‪把油漆與女性結合在一起

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‪我懂你的計畫
‪但這有什麼關聯啊，克雷姆先生？

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‪什麼意思，艾爾坦先生？

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‪漆牆跟化妝有什麼關係？

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‪艾爾坦先生，女人啊

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‪是絕對不會用碰運氣的方式來購物的

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‪我說的“碰運氣”，就是指對我們男人
‪尤其是女人在選購她的家的時候

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‪女人的家就是她的殿堂

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‪她一定要當家，這是理所當然的

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‪透過這個廣告

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‪我們的目標是要強調

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‪女人在選購油漆時
‪要像選購化妝品一樣謹慎

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‪希望你喜歡這個點子

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‪他果然名不虛傳

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‪-那我們就開始打造新廣告吧
‪-好的

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‪阿赫梅特

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‪嗨

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‪看看我們強大的銷售總監

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‪我們懂，他甩了你

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‪趕快走出來吧

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‪姐妹，我怎麼會陷得這麼深啊？

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‪妳真的想知道？

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‪對

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‪妳遇到一個男人

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‪當天晚上，妳跟他共進晚餐
‪然後就跟他睡了

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‪-但這是第一次…
‪-慢著，漢蒂

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‪他又不知道妳是第一次做這種事

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‪他以為妳一直都是這樣
‪妳不能怪他這樣想

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‪總之，他就沒有再打給妳了

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‪不只是這樣

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‪我一天至少打十通電話給他
‪但他從來不回電

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‪等等，我不知道這件事
‪妳是打算自取其辱嗎？

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‪-太棒了
‪-什麼意思？

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‪手機是用來折磨人的最佳工具

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‪妳要折磨一個人，可以從不打電話
‪或一直打電話

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‪如果對方第一天沒打來
‪你會覺得他是欲擒故縱，不會想太多

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‪第二天

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‪你會開始擔心

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‪到第三天

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‪你就愛上對方了

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‪相反的，你跟對方一夜情
‪對方一直打給你

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‪讓你快要窒息

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‪就算你想見對方，你也決定不要了

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‪所以妳同意他嗎，阿斯莉？

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‪才沒有，我只是告訴妳
‪他們為什麼會這樣

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‪他就只是典型、平庸、冷漠、可悲

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‪-無情、無聊、邪惡…
‪-“無情”後面我跟不上了

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‪…過分、噁心！

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‪“噁心”

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‪簡而言之，他就是個男人

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‪我希望有一天
‪他會為他對妳做的事付出代價

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‪我也希望

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‪男人主宰世界

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‪女人主宰男人

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‪荷爾蒙主宰女人

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‪也許這就是為什麼
‪世界跟女人一樣複雜

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‪加油，姐妹們！

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‪別再等待白馬王子
‪學著控制妳瘋狂的荷爾蒙吧

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‪妳一直在發表妙計

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‪但這些妙計
‪真的有幫妳釣到男人過嗎？

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‪妳說得對

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‪示範或許會更有趣

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‪在下一篇貼文，我會找一個男人
‪讓他愛上我

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‪然後跟你們分享每個步驟

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‪我沒聽錯吧？

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‪你真的把我辛苦耕耘的廣告
‪分給了別人？

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‪現在你可以把所有的精力
‪都放在油漆廣告上了

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‪你知道，因為你的自負和自尊

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‪我們差點失去這個廣告

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‪你能拿到這個廣告是多虧了我
‪多虧我的自負和自尊

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‪-你知道的
‪-不，克雷姆

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‪我們拿到這個廣告，是因為你運氣好

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‪如果你再這樣下去

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‪你總有一天會失敗

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‪沒有這種事

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‪把它還給我，我會證明的

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‪討論結束，它現在交給圖納了

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‪圖納？

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‪圖納

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‪他怎麼了？

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‪我不知道
‪顯然有個手銬把他們“連結”在一起了

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‪所以她離開的時候，他就銬住了自己
‪大概是這樣

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‪我是已婚男人

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‪我至今從沒看過手銬或鞭子

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‪就拿我的屁股來說吧
‪一點鞭打的痕跡都沒有

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‪你問為什麼？

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‪因為它從沒被打過

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‪我實在是不懂這個邏輯

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‪他一直重複同樣的事

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‪兄弟！你又被甩了嗎？

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‪真令人吃驚啊

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‪每三個月就發生一次
‪你還是不習慣嗎？

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‪起來

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‪我們得聊聊

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‪你不會懂的，克雷姆

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‪我再怎麼樣也不會找你聊這個

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‪為什麼？

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‪因為你至少要跟同一個女生
‪睡過兩次才會懂

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‪你都只跟她們上床一次

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‪他這次說對了

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‪-你不能解決這個問題
‪-閉嘴，已婚先生

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‪至於你，你錯得離譜

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‪我可是一個
‪把女人摸得一清二楚的男人

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‪我把男人摸得一清二楚了

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‪要讓一個人愛上我太簡單了

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‪太厲害了

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‪我也想談戀愛

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‪妳想談戀愛？

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‪妳根本見一個愛一個，坎蘇

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‪我不是那個意思

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‪我說的是，妳會突然頭暈目眩

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‪-對
‪-妳會覺得小鹿亂撞

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‪感覺到體溫上升

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‪-開始顫抖
‪-對！那…

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‪對，那不是愛

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‪那是流感

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‪在酒吧跟女生搭訕

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‪跟讓女生愛上你不一樣

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‪所以你覺得我沒辦法讓女生愛上我？

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‪沒錯，兄弟

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‪我沒有這種擔憂

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‪談情說愛不是我會做的事

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‪他甚至不承認自己做不到

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‪你同意他？

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‪我不知道，我結婚了

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‪顯然你後悔得不得了

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‪這是怎麼發生的啊？

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‪我怎麼會決定要結婚的？

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‪-我在想什麼？
‪-看到了嗎？這就是愛的結果

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‪讓她們愛上你很簡單

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‪她們天生需要談戀愛

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‪難的部分是要怎麼過你的生活
‪而不覺得窒息

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‪好嗎？

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‪那你證明啊，讓一個女生愛上你

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‪來，快去！

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‪-快去
‪-拜託

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‪我會把一切都貼到我的部落格上

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‪如果那男生也有看怎麼辦？

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‪除了我們以外，誰知道
‪“愛的錦囊妙計”是阿斯莉寫的啊？

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‪我這就去

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‪但我有一個條件

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‪如果我贏了賭注
‪你就把我的廣告還給我

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‪不…

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‪不要

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‪這對我來說是個大好機會
‪你要別的吧

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‪怎麼了？

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‪你不是很確定我辦不到嗎？
‪幹嘛這麼害怕？

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‪對，我確定你辦不到

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‪所以呢？

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‪成交

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‪成交

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‪兩個單身男人和一個已婚男人
‪我們現在該怎麼做？

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‪首先，我們需要一個獵物

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‪首先，我們需要一個目標

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‪男人很簡單

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‪他們沒辦法成長或接受訓練

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‪便盆訓練就是他們進化的頂峰了

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‪女人很精密

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‪她們的感覺很複雜

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‪所以男人很難了解女人

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‪女人則認為男人非常遲鈍

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‪沒錯，“內在美”是最重要的

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‪男人說的“內在”指的是妳的內褲

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‪甚至是內褲裡面的東西

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‪好了

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‪她們唯一的目標就是找個有錢的笨蛋
‪最好又長得帥

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‪一個會容忍她們一切的笨蛋

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‪打扮的真正目的

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00:10:19,041 --> 00:10:21,583
‪就是要露得剛剛好，讓他們產生遐想

199
00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:22,916
‪與一般的認知相反

200
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,375
‪穿暴露的衣服並不會更吸引男人

201
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,833
‪吸引女人就像對她推銷商品一樣

202
00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:29,958
‪意思是這很簡單

203
00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,250
‪而你就是那個商品

204
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,250
‪你必須成為女人想要的商品

205
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:39,958
‪男人不喜歡太厚的妝
‪重點是要看起來自然

206
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,416
‪她們很注重細節

207
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,625
‪所以她們會從我們身上的行頭
‪來推測我們的為人

208
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:48,916
‪高貴的手錶會讓她們知道
‪我們並不小器

209
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,250
‪戒指？表示已婚

210
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,708
‪兄弟們，我們今晚要去狩獵了

211
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,291
‪就是今晚

212
00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:00,791
‪我們去捕獲目標吧，姐妹們

213
00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:26,500
‪你們去選吧

214
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,583
‪這麼有自信

215
00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,666
‪可以讓你選啦

216
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,666
‪不行，我們來選

217
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,208
‪不要她

218
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,000
‪不行，不要她

219
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,958
‪你這個混蛋！這裡又不是肉市場

220
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:47,958
‪有點像是啊

221
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:51,750
‪她

222
00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:58,000
‪哇！厲害了！

223
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,166
‪那邊那個帥哥怎麼樣？

224
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,208
‪他一直在看妳

225
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,000
‪姐妹們，遊戲開始

226
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:11,958
‪跟我來

227
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,166
‪-她等級太高了
‪-但他很厲害啊

228
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,625
‪現在要怎樣？

229
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,791
‪我們設下陷阱，等目標靠近

230
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,375
‪現在要怎樣？你要過去搭訕她嗎？

231
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,708
‪不

232
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,000
‪我們等著

233
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,541
‪他沒有要來耶

234
00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,083
‪那我們就把他引過來

235
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,416
‪-熱可可走過來了
‪-別看

236
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,541
‪我們的狩獵在開始前就結束了

237
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,708
‪今晚還很長呢

238
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,666
‪-你好
‪-妳好

239
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,625
‪-請給我一杯莫希托
‪-馬上來

240
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,541
‪我是梅丁

241
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,958
‪我們以前好像在哪裡見過

242
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,416
‪對

243
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,250
‪所以我再也不去那裡了

244
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,583
‪我喜歡幽默的女人！

245
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,458
‪這裡好吵啊

246
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,666
‪我們要不要去找個安靜的地方？

247
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:31,208
‪比方說我家？

248
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,250
‪怎麼樣啊？

249
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,916
‪你在說什麼啊？

250
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,541
‪怎麼了嗎，親愛的？

251
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,666
‪沒事，親愛的，這位先生有個問題

252
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,916
‪他得到答案了

253
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,041
‪很好

254
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,791
‪對了，我叫克雷姆

255
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,416
‪阿斯莉

256
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,208
‪阿斯莉？真的？

257
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,458
‪拜託別開阿斯莉和克雷姆的玩笑

258
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,583
‪我沒打算開這個玩笑

259
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:06,500
‪太好了

260
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,750
‪我該回去找我朋友了

261
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,458
‪謝謝，祝你今晚愉快

262
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,208
‪再等一下

263
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:16,625
‪他還在看我們，等到危險結束就好

264
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,833
‪來，我介紹一下圖納和埃米爾

265
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,333
‪這是阿斯莉

266
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,625
‪哇！傳說中的阿斯莉和克雷姆！

267
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,250
‪嗯，對啦

268
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,083
‪阿斯莉，妳是哪裡人？

269
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:32,500
‪幹嘛啊？不如邀她去你的村子吧

270
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,750
‪她看起來像我的同鄉

271
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,916
‪妳的朋友也可以過來

272
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,666
‪我覺得危險已經結束了
‪我要去找我朋友了

273
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,333
‪很高興認識你們

274
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,791
‪晚安，玩得開心

275
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,250
‪-妳為什麼回來了？
‪-妳改變心意了嗎？

276
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,583
‪冷靜點

277
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,500
‪-他會來的
‪-我很懷疑

278
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,958
‪妳基本上讓他碰了個釘子

279
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,708
‪怎麼啦，大情聖？

280
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:06,958
‪看來她很難追喔

281
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,083
‪-他來了
‪-什麼？

282
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,875
‪-我發誓他要來了
‪-他真的來了

283
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,625
‪妳忘了妳的酒

284
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,333
‪玩得開心

285
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,708
‪他走了！

286
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:31,166
‪他好迷人

287
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,583
‪而且很有禮貌！

288
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:38,750
‪他旁邊那個帥哥是誰啊？

289
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:55,041
‪嘿

290
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,458
‪我是圖納

291
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,333
‪鴕鳥？是綽號嗎？

292
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,666
‪不，我的名字叫圖納

293
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,791
‪噢，了解

294
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,000
‪我是坎蘇

295
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,500
‪-很高興認識妳
‪-我也是

296
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,958
‪圖納人很好，對吧？

297
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,833
‪看來出手的人不一定能得手啊

298
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:22,000
‪我猜妳得找其他人，因為他走了

299
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,875
‪他沒走

300
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,958
‪一切都按計畫進行呢

301
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,375
‪我錯過什麼了嗎？

302
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,916
‪不，你沒錯過什麼

303
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,291
‪兄弟，不要再神秘兮兮了
‪趕快告訴我們吧

304
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,583
‪我不懂

305
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,750
‪我也是

306
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,458
‪妳沒看他，也沒給他電話號碼

307
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,125
‪妳要怎麼能再見到他？

308
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,708
‪妳不會相信

309
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,916
‪但“妳”會成就這件事的

310
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,250
‪我？

311
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:56,916
{\an8}‪阿斯莉伊德勒姆

312
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,250
{\an8}‪28歲

313
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,458
{\an8}‪她是魅力公司的首席時裝設計師

314
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,375
‪克雷姆阿克索伊，30歲

315
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,958
‪他是個廣告天才

316
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:06,958
‪他是獅子座

317
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,666
‪難怪這麼自大

318
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:12,208
‪她來自伊茲密爾，在米蘭唸服裝設計

319
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,041
‪他是現代唐璜

320
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,125
‪四處追逐有心跳的人

321
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:20,500
‪她不常用社交媒體

322
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,708
‪她不活躍

323
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,916
‪看起來不像社交型

324
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,125
‪對他來說
‪社交媒體就是個把妹的工具

325
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,666
‪那是他的狩獵場

326
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,416
‪我們的狩獵就從巧合開始

327
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,500
‪姐妹，我們準備好了

328
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,083
‪一切就從巧合開始

329
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:49,750
‪哈坎先生要妳參加今晚的展覽

330
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,416
‪不行，我不要

331
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,333
‪而且我有重要的事

332
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,958
‪哈坎先生說妳應該把它取消

333
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,041
‪他怎麼說的？妳又沒告訴他

334
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,875
‪他知道妳會這麼說，所以他事先回答

335
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,958
‪我還有其它話可以回妳

336
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,291
‪那不是關於行銷品牌的事嗎？
‪我去那裡幹嘛？

337
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:11,291
‪妳是我們的頭號人物
‪妳的名字甚至寫在合約裡

338
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,208
‪他說妳必須去見我們的新合作夥伴

339
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,916
‪這也是事先回答嗎？

340
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,791
‪他還真有遠見，我欣賞他

341
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,333
‪那我大概得去了

342
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,458
‪我什麼時候才能見到他
‪跟他說上話啊？

343
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,666
‪可惡

344
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,791
‪克雷姆，聽著，你可別退縮了

345
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,500
‪他們還有兩個品牌要行銷

346
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,833
‪如果我們不出席
‪他可能會被別人說服

347
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:40,750
‪好吧

348
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,541
‪-我等著啊
‪-好！

349
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,000
‪果斷地等著

350
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,208
‪夠了啦，說什麼“果斷”

351
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,750
‪天啊，我什麼時候才能見到她？

352
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,291
‪這很重要，克雷姆

353
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,750
‪我們需要這份合約

354
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:02,916
‪知道了

355
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,416
{\an8}‪（塞爾維特科洛美術館
‪繪畫與雕塑展）

356
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,166
‪這是妳的

357
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,541
‪各位，這邊請

358
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,541
‪各位朋友

359
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,958
‪謝謝你們今天前來與我們同慶

360
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:38,666
‪我本人以及科洛爾企業在此感謝各位

361
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,125
‪歡迎參觀我們在費謝恩的展覽

362
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,458
‪希望你們喜歡

363
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,750
‪請各位盡情觀賞

364
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,333
‪-妳見過萊拉太太了嗎？
‪-沒有，哈坎先生

365
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,708
‪她在那裡，我介紹妳們認識

366
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,416
‪-你過得好嗎？
‪-見見我姪女

367
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,958
‪她剛從倫敦回來

368
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,416
‪我偷偷跟你說
‪她是因為失戀所以才離開的

369
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,750
‪那可憐的孩子心碎得不得了

370
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,458
‪她在那裡

371
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,500
‪萊拉太太，我得接這通電話

372
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,583
‪抱歉

373
00:20:58,666 --> 00:20:59,791
‪我真的…

374
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,291
‪喔不

375
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,916
‪真無禮，她至少可以道個歉

376
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,833
‪真是一團糟

377
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,333
‪-噢，拜託
‪-不會吧

378
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,791
‪拜託你出去，我有重要的事

379
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,083
‪通常我很樂意，但我真的得離開這裡

380
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,250
‪妳也看到了，這裡只有這輛計程車

381
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,750
‪所以我們有兩個選擇

382
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,541
‪妳可以再找一輛計程車
‪或者我們共乘一段路

383
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,125
‪真是個奇怪的巧合

384
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,416
‪-妳餓了嗎？我很餓
‪-其實我也餓了

385
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,791
‪我好餓，我沒辦法拒絕

386
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,750
‪請載我們去貝勒貝伊

387
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:52,791
‪好的，先生

388
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:18,208
‪我們幹嘛大老遠跑來這裡啊？

389
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,208
‪我猜想妳會喜歡

390
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,541
‪老套

391
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,166
‪老套？

392
00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:37,458
‪-歡迎，克雷姆先生
‪-謝謝

393
00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:38,375
‪請進

394
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,875
‪你在這裡很受歡迎

395
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,833
‪這是海邊的高級餐廳

396
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,916
‪你一定帶你認識的每個女人來這裡

397
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,875
‪老套

398
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:28,875
‪別過來啊

399
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,083
‪拜託

400
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:31,791
‪好老套！

401
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:32,791
‪什麼？

402
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:33,916
‪什麼？我…

403
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,500
‪這跟我沒關係喔

404
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,416
‪我從來沒看過他

405
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,791
‪-我快笑翻了！
‪-他一定時常在這裡

406
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:47,416
‪好了，謝謝，可以了！

407
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,250
‪非常感謝

408
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,833
‪好的，克雷姆先生，祝您用餐愉快

409
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:58,708
‪你說你從沒見過他，但顯然他見過你

410
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,250
‪顯然如此

411
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,708
‪我是說…

412
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,375
‪女生真的還吃這一套嗎？

413
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,375
‪我發誓我快笑翻了

414
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:46,166
‪真是個美好的夜晚

415
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,416
‪謝謝

416
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,625
‪還好啦

417
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,375
‪晚安

418
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:53,916
‪“還好”？

419
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,541
‪妳這個巫婆
‪我們之間結束後，妳絕對會崩潰

420
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,250
‪等我甩了你，你一定會痛不欲生

421
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,958
‪你這個自以為是的混蛋

422
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,458
‪高招

423
00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:22,791
‪開車吧

424
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:30,541
‪兄弟，快說你去哪裡了？

425
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:33,791
‪我跟阿斯莉在一起

426
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,625
‪我發誓那是個巧合

427
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:38,875
‪親愛的粉絲

428
00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:41,125
‪我們終於有了第一次約會

429
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:44,750
‪那場約會是個意外，完全是巧合

430
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,500
‪我要逃離那個瘋婆子

431
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,791
‪然後阿斯莉就上了我的計程車

432
00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,375
‪至於當晚的情況嘛…

433
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:55,500
‪我從現在起就稱他為“K先生”吧

434
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,041
‪他老套到不行

435
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,166
‪他用了老掉牙的招數

436
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,583
‪他很自以為是

437
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:03,375
‪是個以為女人都很好上的廢物

438
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:04,750
‪她是個巫婆

439
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,041
‪傲慢、難伺候、難搞

440
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:09,416
‪雖然我一點都不喜歡他

441
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,416
‪但我還是會遵守諾言，讓他愛上我

442
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,500
‪她不想表現出來，但她喜歡我

443
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,166
‪我很確定

444
00:26:19,916 --> 00:26:22,000
‪不過我不知道我要怎麼樣忍受她

445
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,375
‪那真是個高招

446
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,541
‪妳一次就聽懂了，厲害喔！

447
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,791
‪是吧？

448
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:34,291
‪總之，那個見機行事的傢伙
‪很快就會來了

449
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,875
‪一定是他

450
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:42,958
‪請進

451
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:49,750
‪他穿什麼？

452
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,750
‪阿斯莉伊德勒姆？

453
00:26:58,625 --> 00:26:59,833
‪什麼事？

454
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:00,750
‪快遞

455
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,375
‪克雷姆先生要我親自交給妳

456
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,250
‪我願意花一大筆錢看她現在的表情

457
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,958
‪兄弟，你瘋了嗎？你到底想做什麼？

458
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:21,000
‪你有機會見到她，但你居然找了信差

459
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:21,916
‪沒錯

460
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,500
‪這樣她就會知道
‪我不會拚命抓住每個機會

461
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:28,541
‪然後她就會開始心跳加速

462
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:33,041
‪-那現在要怎麼做？
‪-我們等她打電話來

463
00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:35,291
‪你覺得她會嗎？

464
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:42,041
‪已經15分鐘了
‪我們幹嘛盯著手機看？

465
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,083
‪如果妳不知道為什麼
‪那妳幹嘛盯著它看？

466
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:47,125
‪他在等我打電話

467
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,833
‪如果我不打，他就會打給我
‪我很確定

468
00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:51,166
‪他終究會打來的

469
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,833
‪我們該怎麼做？

470
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,791
‪我不知道

471
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,000
‪-要不然你打給她吧？
‪-對啊，兄弟

472
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,500
‪就打吧

473
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:08,875
‪如果你先打

474
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:10,583
‪她就握有掌控權

475
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,750
‪你就永遠無法反轉情勢了

476
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:13,833
‪那就結束了

477
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:15,875
‪要有耐心，她會打來的

478
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:42,000
{\an8}‪（12:25 A.M.）

479
00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,291
‪喂？

480
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,500
‪卡帕多奇亞？

481
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,166
‪我為什麼要去那裡？

482
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,500
‪搭下一班飛機去卡帕多奇亞

483
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,750
‪我們的新合作夥伴想見妳

484
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,666
‪但為什麼要去卡帕多奇亞？

485
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,916
‪他們想邀請妳去他們的農場

486
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
‪好吧

487
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:16,208
‪塞維特先生想討論那則廣告

488
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:18,416
‪你可別搞砸了，克雷姆

489
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,375
‪知道嗎？

490
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:21,958
‪可惡！

491
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:38,791
‪克雷姆？

492
00:29:39,416 --> 00:29:40,333
‪阿斯莉？

493
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,791
‪很難相信這只是巧合啊

494
00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:52,666
‪我完全同意

495
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,583
‪我要去卡帕多奇亞工作

496
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:58,583
‪最好是啦

497
00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:00,083
‪什麼？

498
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,250
‪-我也是因為工作才去的
‪-隨便妳說吧

499
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,291
‪真的是啊

500
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,541
‪哈囉，姐妹們

501
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,250
‪猜猜我旁邊是誰？

502
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,208
‪當然是K先生了

503
00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:29,500
‪他沒有打來，但他真的跟著我

504
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:31,166
‪搞定了，姐妹們

505
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,916
‪大魚已經進網，沒有回頭路了

506
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,166
‪妳覺得這正常嗎？這麼多巧合

507
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,666
‪太多了，電影都沒那麼多

508
00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,458
‪但這些不見得全都是巧合

509
00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:04,875
‪所以妳終於承認不是巧合了嗎？

510
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,666
‪你告訴我啊

511
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:08,375
‪等等

512
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,625
‪妳以為我搭上這班飛機是因為妳嗎？

513
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,833
‪噢，拜託！

514
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:21,333
‪-誰知道是不是反過來呢？
‪-真的假的？

515
00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:24,666
‪沒有哪個男人能讓我追他
‪更不用說為了他搭飛機了

516
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,666
‪你電影看太多了

517
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,625
‪所以你才這麼喜歡那些老套嗎？

518
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,250
‪他真幸運

519
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,375
‪誰？

520
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,083
‪妳“沒有”追的那個人

521
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,875
‪我可以猜到他的下場

522
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:39,708
‪哈哈！真好笑

523
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,375
‪-不好意思，我要…
‪-請便

524
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,875
‪（卡帕多奇亞機場）

525
00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:56,375
{\an8}‪（克雷姆阿克索伊
‪阿斯莉伊德勒姆）

526
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,958
‪我惹上什麼麻煩了啊？

527
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,625
‪這是怎麼回事？

528
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,416
‪阿斯莉女士、克雷姆先生，歡迎你們
‪我來幫你們拿

529
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,750
‪車子在這裡，跟我來

530
00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:37,625
‪歡迎光臨！

531
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,083
‪謝謝

532
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,625
‪阿斯莉，對吧？

533
00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:50,250
‪塞維特先生？

534
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:55,375
‪我們把“先生”除掉
‪叫我“塞維特”就好了吧？

535
00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,833
‪悉聽尊便

536
00:32:58,916 --> 00:32:59,750
‪好的

537
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,416
‪-您是？
‪-我是克雷姆

538
00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,791
‪噢，那個…

539
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,250
‪做廣告的

540
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:12,708
‪您可以到房間去了

541
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,375
‪去休息一下吧

542
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:18,458
‪我們晚餐繼續聊

543
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,541
‪好的先生，沒問題

544
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:30,125
‪所以真的是巧合

545
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,500
‪可惡，真的是巧合

546
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,375
‪怎麼可能？

547
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,750
‪很難相信 ，但這也是巧合

548
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,666
‪不過現在我擁有
‪讓每個男人拜倒的武器

549
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,000
‪嫉妒

550
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,875
‪男人會受到本能驅動

551
00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:57,083
‪所以他們會把其他展現興趣的男性
‪視為威脅

552
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,791
‪他們強烈的競爭本能

553
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:03,666
‪會讓一個他們本來不在意的女人
‪變得珍貴無比

554
00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,458
‪阿斯莉，親愛的！

555
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:18,416
‪妳真是美如天仙啊

556
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,708
‪讓我看看妳

557
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,583
‪我帶妳去看我的葡萄酒收藏

558
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,083
‪妳一定會喜歡的

559
00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:34,916
‪在這裡

560
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:41,083
‪它們大部分都比妳的年齡還大呢！

561
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,791
‪但在我們品嚐之前

562
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,708
‪我想先介紹一個人給妳認識

563
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:48,416
‪這是我心愛的女兒

564
00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:50,625
‪梅爾特，親愛的！

565
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,875
‪驚喜吧

566
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:01,250
‪來見見阿斯莉女士

567
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:05,583
‪她是我們剛收購的品牌的首席設計師

568
00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:10,458
‪阿斯莉，梅爾特是我們的新品牌經理

569
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:12,208
‪很高興認識妳

570
00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:16,041
‪這個男生是妳想合作的廣告公司員工

571
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,250
‪你叫什麼名字來著？

572
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:18,875
‪噢，克雷姆！

573
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,791
‪我帶妳參觀一下

574
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:25,083
‪-妳會很驚喜的
‪-噢，塞維特先生！

575
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,083
‪天啊！

576
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,416
‪好會噴啊！

577
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,458
‪-謝謝你
‪-請享用

578
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,250
‪我的寶貝女兒

579
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:51,916
‪來，小子

580
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,708
‪你自己倒吧

581
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:58,291
‪敬新的美好開始

582
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,750
‪-敬成功與財富
‪-不！

583
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,916
‪噢，你們這些年輕人！

584
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,208
‪你們太嫩了

585
00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:20,958
‪還不懂該為什麼敬酒

586
00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:24,375
‪你們只關心工作和事業

587
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:29,375
‪如果我們要敬酒

588
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:31,416
‪就要敬愛與美

589
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:34,083
‪敬妳，親愛的阿斯莉

590
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:38,250
‪塞維特先生，您太客氣了

591
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,833
‪非常感謝

592
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,166
‪她隨時會來敲門

593
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:15,333
‪開始求我的

594
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:23,666
‪來了

595
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:35,750
‪看到我很驚訝嗎？

596
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:40,000
‪大家都以為我已經放下你了

597
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,166
‪但我從沒放棄過你，從來沒有

598
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,041
‪我騙過了所有人

599
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,333
‪我回來了

600
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,708
‪我擬定了一個完美計畫
‪就為了跟你在一起

601
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,000
‪我知道你也想跟我在一起

602
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,375
‪你只是還不承認而已

603
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,083
‪你就別再掙扎了吧

604
00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:04,041
‪我很快就會告訴爸了

605
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:05,625
‪我不行

606
00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:08,625
‪為什麼？我們又不是沒做過

607
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:12,208
‪就算我想，我也做不到

608
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,166
‪梅爾特

609
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,458
‪我有件事要告訴妳

610
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,375
‪我的…就是…

611
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:39,666
‪怎麼了？

612
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,291
‪-馬
‪-馬？

613
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,625
‪我被馬踢中了

614
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:48,916
‪牠踢中你那裡？

615
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,291
‪怎麼發生的？

616
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,958
‪不要叫我講事情經過，這太痛苦了

617
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,416
‪-可以嗎？
‪-好，親愛的，別難過

618
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:03,625
‪那…

619
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,083
‪-它會一直這樣嗎？
‪-誰知道啊？

620
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:09,750
‪只有天知道

621
00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:20,333
‪我們會一起度過這個難關的
‪我永遠不會離開你，親愛的

622
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,500
‪我們的桌子在那裡，來吧，阿斯莉

623
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:32,916
‪我們去吧檯吧

624
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:36,291
‪好啊

625
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,958
‪-一杯琴通寧，妳呢？
‪-我也一樣

626
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,666
{\an8}‪他想讓我吃醋

627
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:51,500
{\an8}‪我們看看今晚結束時
‪妒火中燒的會是誰

628
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:57,375
‪這地方真美，我喜歡

629
00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:00,041
‪噢，阿斯莉

630
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:04,291
‪跟妳的美貌比起來啊

631
00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:06,166
‪一切都黯淡無光

632
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:10,000
‪跟妳在一起，讓我覺得更年輕

633
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,041
‪妳很坐立不安吧，阿斯莉

634
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:19,416
‪不如我們再努力一點？
‪說不定那樣可以讓它康復

635
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,083
‪我很高興梅爾特說服我

636
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,791
‪買下你們公司

637
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,791
‪不然我就不會遇見妳了

638
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,166
‪我也很高興！

639
00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:35,333
‪你看起來有點醉
‪你晚餐時也喝了很多

640
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:39,291
‪對，妳的美貌令我沉醉

641
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:48,041
‪我們去跟他們坐吧，我不希望他生氣

642
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,083
‪妳感覺到了嗎？

643
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:54,666
‪怎麼樣？玩得開心嗎？

644
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,291
‪都還好嗎？

645
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:57,958
‪很好

646
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,208
‪來敬妳一杯！

647
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:05,958
‪已經很晚了，要走了嗎？

648
00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:07,625
‪噢，拜託！

649
00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:09,416
‪拜託！才不呢

650
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,500
‪塞維特先生，你喝得有點慢啊

651
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:16,125
‪-你只能喝葡萄酒嗎？
‪-什麼？我當然可以喝別的

652
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,208
‪你去點，我喝很多種酒

653
00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:20,625
‪-我們要這個
‪-放馬過來！

654
00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:21,625
‪這裡

655
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,291
‪-來
‪-你一定要喝喝看這個

656
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,625
‪-放著就好，謝謝
‪-這我一定喝過了

657
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,083
‪-放馬過來
‪-來吧！

658
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,666
‪-來吧
‪-你會喜歡的

659
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,625
‪-給你
‪-請享用

660
00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:32,833
‪他居然說我不會喝酒

661
00:41:32,916 --> 00:41:34,166
‪-乾杯！
‪-放馬過來

662
00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:42,208
‪-好有男人味的酒啊！跟我一樣！
‪-喝吧，阿斯莉

663
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,166
‪來，繼續喝

664
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,458
‪-乾杯
‪-來吧

665
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,125
‪他可能會生病的，他老了

666
00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:53,291
‪他不會有事的

667
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:58,125
‪起來，我們去跳舞吧

668
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,625
‪妳在哪裡？過來

669
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,958
‪-塞維特先生！
‪-過來

670
00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:14,166
‪-慢點，塞維特先生
‪-夠了！

671
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,916
‪-繼續吧
‪-好

672
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,041
‪-我們還好嗎？
‪-不太好

673
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,125
‪我們坐下吧？

674
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,375
‪-我們坐下吧
‪-不！我沒事

675
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,208
‪來，親愛的，來吧

676
00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:31,916
‪-來吧
‪-怎麼回事？

677
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,291
‪-妳要去哪裡？
‪-來吧

678
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,875
‪-來吧
‪-別喝了

679
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,750
‪-來吧
‪-幹嘛？去哪裡？

680
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,625
‪妳有兩個選擇

681
00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:45,333
‪妳要留在這裡把他們扛回家
‪或是跟我走？

682
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:46,833
‪我選B

683
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,666
‪這不像你會去的地方

684
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:03,541
‪不認識服務生大概會讓你不知所措吧

685
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,500
‪哇！看看是誰來了！

686
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,166
‪等等！別動！

687
00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:11,208
‪抱歉，我話說得太早了

688
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:15,000
‪顯然你在每個城市
‪都有可以把妹的地方

689
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,083
‪-快過來！
‪-塞米大哥

690
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,375
‪歡迎你大駕光臨！

691
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:22,458
‪你好嗎？

692
00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,208
‪-我還不錯，謝謝，你呢？
‪-我很好

693
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,416
‪你一直跟我說你很忙

694
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,666
‪我很高興你有時間來看我

695
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,833
‪別生氣啊，我們是來工作的

696
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,458
‪沒關係，你來了就好

697
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:41,000
‪我來介紹一下
‪這是阿斯莉，這是塞米

698
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,666
‪妳好，阿斯莉，歡迎妳

699
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,541
‪不好意思，克雷姆通常都是自己來

700
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,958
‪我不知道你們兩個是一起的

701
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:49,666
‪-歡迎
‪-幸會

702
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,708
‪等等，我去叫塞文

703
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:53,000
‪-好
‪-塞文！

704
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,875
‪-出來！看看誰來了
‪-好

705
00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:57,083
‪什麼都別說

706
00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,083
‪說什麼？

707
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:01,666
‪我之前有偏見

708
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:06,333
‪聽我說

709
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:09,375
‪拌嘴、吵架、偏見…

710
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:13,291
‪不管妳要稱作什麼
‪今晚都先把它放一邊吧

711
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,000
‪歡迎你，臭小子！

712
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,041
‪塞文姐

713
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:21,958
‪-好久不見了，帥哥
‪-我也很想妳

714
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,125
‪歡迎

715
00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:27,541
‪-我是塞文
‪-我是阿斯莉，很高興認識妳

716
00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:30,208
‪-旅館還好嗎？
‪-你一來就蓬蓽生輝了

717
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:33,625
‪別讓你們站太久，快上來吧

718
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,791
‪好漂亮，真是個好地方

719
00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,250
‪克雷姆是在這裡出生的，妳知道嗎？

720
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,250
‪-什麼？你是本地人？
‪-對

721
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,625
‪我在這裡長大的，一直住到我上大學

722
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:49,250
‪-可以坐這裡嗎？
‪-請坐

723
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,416
‪你們最近怎麼樣？

724
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:54,875
‪塞文一直很忙啊

725
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:58,458
‪看妳認不認得出這個帥哥
‪看看這是誰

726
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:02,333
‪-是你嗎？
‪-對

727
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,083
‪看看你

728
00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:05,291
‪他是誰？

729
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:06,208
‪我爸

730
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:09,375
‪他過世兩年了，對吧？

731
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,083
‪-我很遺憾
‪-謝謝

732
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,625
‪那你媽還在嗎？

733
00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:18,125
‪我去拿杯酒

734
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,458
‪-我說錯話了嗎？
‪-沒有錯

735
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:30,125
‪只是一個敏感的話題

736
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,458
‪我去看看他

737
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,875
‪他媽媽也過世了？

738
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:41,041
‪她還活著
‪但她在他十歲時就拋棄他們了

739
00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:42,041
‪是喔？

740
00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:47,000
‪我一直跟塞米說，這就是為什麼
‪克雷姆在感情依附方面有問題

741
00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:52,000
‪他必須找到他媽媽並原諒她
‪這樣他才能再次愛人

742
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,291
‪至少在今天以前，我是這麼想的！

743
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,916
‪喔不，女士

744
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,833
‪妳以為我們…

745
00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:06,750
‪不是那樣的
‪我們之間沒有什麼，真的

746
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,500
‪隨便妳說吧

747
00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:11,208
‪妳這種語氣…妳不相信我

748
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,583
‪妳知道這是什麼嗎？

749
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:53,583
‪這是淚杯

750
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:58,833
‪在以前，女人與愛人分離時

751
00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:01,875
‪會把眼淚收集在這裡面

752
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,583
‪她收集的眼淚越多

753
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:08,708
‪男人就越能確信她的愛

754
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:12,625
‪這是我做的

755
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:19,083
‪給妳

756
00:47:31,958 --> 00:47:33,916
‪你會陶藝啊？

757
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:37,083
‪在這裡，不會陶藝就討不到老婆

758
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:41,166
‪所以這是你學會的另一個把妹招數囉

759
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:45,416
‪我爺爺把這個技藝傳給我爸
‪我爸再傳給我的

760
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,083
‪妳要不要試試看？

761
00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,708
‪真的嗎？

762
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,208
‪首先，把陶土往下推

763
00:48:02,541 --> 00:48:03,916
‪再用力一點

764
00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:06,500
‪需要一點水

765
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,708
‪-我做得對嗎？
‪-妳要有耐心

766
00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:27,916
‪用雙手拇指

767
00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:30,166
‪把它壓進去

768
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,041
‪把中間挖空

769
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:42,500
‪這個你比較擅長

770
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,791
‪我做不到，還是你來吧

771
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,333
‪天快亮了

772
00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:02,625
‪這個時間…

773
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:07,125
‪有個活動在這裡很熱門

774
00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:09,666
‪什麼活動？

775
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,916
‪-這太荒謬了，你在做什麼？
‪-相信我就對了

776
00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,375
‪妳不會後悔的

777
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,958
‪夠了，克雷姆，還沒到嗎？

778
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:57,000
‪我們到了

779
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:02,541
‪我要把妳抬起來一下，別害怕

780
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,833
‪-克雷姆，拜託…
‪-不，有耐心點

781
00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:06,083
‪會很值得的

782
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:08,250
‪-來吧
‪-好吧

783
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:20,583
‪站在這裡

784
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:22,291
‪我來了，等等

785
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:30,583
‪搞什麼？

786
00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:33,708
‪-那是什麼？
‪-沒事的，別擔心

787
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:37,041
‪感覺不太對勁，克雷姆！放開我！

788
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:38,375
‪-等一下
‪-這是什麼？

789
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,500
‪不會有事的，要有耐心

790
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,958
‪我說了，狀況不太對！我好害怕！

791
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:45,625
‪-不要怕
‪-拜託！我很害怕

792
00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:49,250
‪-拜託讓我走
‪-冷靜點，拜託

793
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:51,750
‪我們現在在熱氣球上嗎？

794
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:56,583
‪-是熱氣球！
‪-冷靜點！

795
00:50:56,666 --> 00:50:58,250
‪-別動！
‪-我要死了！

796
00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:01,041
‪-妳在做什麼？
‪-我覺得不舒服

797
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:02,875
‪-別動！
‪-我頭好暈！

798
00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:03,791
‪冷靜點！

799
00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:07,125
‪-我要下去！
‪-冷靜點，妳在做什麼？

800
00:51:07,208 --> 00:51:09,500
‪-拜託冷靜點
‪-不！拜託

801
00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:11,458
‪我要…我覺得…

802
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:14,208
‪-冷靜點，阿斯莉
‪-我有懼高症

803
00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:16,416
‪什麼？妳有嗎？阿斯莉！

804
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,375
‪-等等…
‪-我不舒服！

805
00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:20,833
‪-我不舒服！
‪-妳之前搭了飛機啊！

806
00:51:20,916 --> 00:51:22,333
‪妳那時沒事的

807
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,833
‪因為我有吃藥啊！

808
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,083
‪我要下去

809
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:30,291
‪-我必須下去！
‪-阿斯莉，冷靜點

810
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:31,541
‪我要昏倒了

811
00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:32,833
‪-別啊
‪-我覺得不舒服

812
00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:34,250
‪等一下，好

813
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:37,916
‪看著我，阿斯莉

814
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,458
‪閉上眼睛，妳閉眼的時候還好好的

815
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:44,041
‪我不敢看，我當時不知道啊！

816
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,875
‪那想辦法忘記，來

817
00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:48,708
‪不會有事的，阿斯莉，把眼睛閉上

818
00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:52,041
‪深呼吸，閉上眼睛

819
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:55,083
‪好，冷靜，忘了妳在這裡

820
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,291
‪沒事的

821
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:06,458
‪冷靜

822
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:08,791
‪一切都沒事的

823
00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,291
‪好嗎？冷靜下來

824
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:16,666
‪放輕鬆

825
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:19,750
‪冷靜

826
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,416
‪妳會沒事的

827
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,333
‪冷靜，沒事的

828
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:28,708
‪妳是安全的，知道嗎？

829
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,500
‪現在慢慢把眼睛張開

830
00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:56,125
‪很漂亮吧？

831
00:52:57,250 --> 00:52:58,375
‪沒錯

832
00:53:58,916 --> 00:53:59,791
‪-我…
‪-我…

833
00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:03,541
‪-你先說吧
‪-不，妳先吧

834
00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:08,833
‪非常感謝你

835
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,333
‪今晚很美好

836
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,875
‪我的懼高症有點礙事，但還是…

837
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,791
‪非常棒

838
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:23,750
‪真的很棒

839
00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:25,625
‪那晚安了

840
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,541
‪啊，已經是早上了

841
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,541
‪我們該睡一下

842
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,583
‪好好睡吧

843
00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:35,583
‪你也是

844
00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,125
‪你怎麼了啊？

845
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:30,416
‪敲門就結束了

846
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,625
‪不行

847
00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,291
‪小姐，控制好自己，妳在做什麼？

848
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:47,208
‪阿斯莉，再次謝謝妳來拜訪

849
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:50,208
‪我們再過幾天就能簽好合約了

850
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:52,541
‪公司就交給我女兒了

851
00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:54,791
‪當然還有妳

852
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,250
‪年輕人
‪你們是因為我女兒才拿到合約的

853
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:02,958
‪跟你老闆說，我會跟你們合作

854
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,208
‪我發誓，他們兩個都是瘋子

855
00:56:20,291 --> 00:56:21,125
‪是嗎？

856
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:22,541
‪我差點逃不出來

857
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,208
‪總之，我們拿到合約了

858
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,458
‪他在笑什麼？

859
00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:35,708
‪-你在笑什麼？
‪-在笑一個叫K先生的蠢蛋

860
00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:37,125
‪什麼先生？

861
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,125
‪K先生

862
00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:41,166
‪有一個部落格叫“愛的錦囊妙計”
‪某個女生寫的

863
00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,083
‪是嗎？

864
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,791
‪她用計勾引K先生愛上她

865
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:47,916
‪她每天發文，那個白痴還不知道

866
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,083
‪真是個智障

867
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:50,583
‪就是說啊

868
00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,416
‪他對她用了各種爛招

869
00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:57,708
‪而且他很自以為是
‪表現得像個花花公子

870
00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:00,833
‪他以為自己把她耍得團團轉
‪其實他才是被耍的人

871
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,833
‪讀一下吧，不要跟他做一樣的事

872
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:10,875
‪埃米爾，不知道你有沒有注意到

873
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:15,666
‪克雷姆自從認識阿斯莉之後
‪一個女人都沒碰

874
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,250
‪你說的對

875
00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:20,875
‪原來他可以像正常人一樣不要打炮啊

876
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:23,208
‪我只是沒有機會

877
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:27,916
‪兄弟，你知道怎麼創造機會
‪你連午休時間都可以做

878
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,833
‪要是我不認識你

879
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:32,250
‪我就會以為你愛上她了

880
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:38,083
‪K先生讓我大吃一驚

881
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:41,333
‪這是他第一次不像平常那樣油條

882
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,125
‪他做他自己的時候還不差

883
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:52,958
‪妳是不是在勾引他的時候
‪愛上他了啊？

884
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:15,666
‪有空的話，明天要不要一起吃晚餐？

885
00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:21,416
‪妳是不是在勾引他的時候
‪愛上他了啊？

886
00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,875
‪剛收到K先生的訊息

887
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,666
‪他想要明天見面

888
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,541
‪我沒有像一般人一樣立刻回應

889
00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:46,625
‪我還讓他看到我已讀了他的訊息

890
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:49,041
‪如果讓男人這種生物認為妳與眾不同

891
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,958
‪他們就會覺得把到妳是很驕傲的事

892
00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:54,208
‪所以我要等一小時再回覆

893
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:05,708
‪是我的話，我一定忍不住
‪我好崇拜妳！

894
00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:08,166
‪我們會堅持住的，姐妹們

895
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:23,916
‪我做不到

896
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:34,666
{\an8}‪（好吧）

897
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:39,041
‪晚上7點，來我家

898
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,125
‪我來煮

899
00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:44,916
‪他家？

900
00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:52,500
{\an8}‪好喔

901
01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:30,833
‪歡迎

902
01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:31,958
‪謝謝

903
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:39,708
‪請進

904
01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:48,416
‪我去看看食物
‪妳就當自己家，別客氣

905
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:56,125
‪他家跟他一樣好看，而且他還會煮飯

906
01:00:58,875 --> 01:01:00,750
‪不知道他帶幾個女生來過

907
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:03,958
‪她們不可能什麼都沒做就離開的

908
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,041
‪就是今晚了，姐妹們

909
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:16,625
‪我們要在今晚初吻，讓他卸下心防

910
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,208
‪東西都很好吃

911
01:01:27,916 --> 01:01:29,083
‪謝謝

912
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:30,875
‪用餐愉快

913
01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:03,833
‪請慢用

914
01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:09,625
‪謝謝

915
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:21,875
‪不用了

916
01:02:22,666 --> 01:02:23,541
‪不用了

917
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,625
‪好戲上場

918
01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:41,500
‪太扯了，大家都好雞婆！

919
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,375
{\an8}‪初吻很重要

920
01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:45,583
{\an8}‪最好不要主動

921
01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:49,125
{\an8}‪妳也知道男人的天性
‪他們會抓住每個機會

922
01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:54,375
‪但他怎麼沒有啊？

923
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:12,083
‪再來一杯？

924
01:03:12,583 --> 01:03:13,500
‪好啊

925
01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:46,708
‪跟我來

926
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,791
‪-讓自己舒服一點
‪-好吧

927
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,416
‪我想妳會喜歡這部電影

928
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,416
‪對吧？

929
01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:50,750
‪這是我的最愛

930
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:55,583
‪那我們一起看吧

931
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,916
‪（《第凡內早餐》）

932
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,375
‪我來

933
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,708
‪我可不能靠運氣啊

934
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,791
‪你太不得了了！

935
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,666
‪不，妳才不得了

936
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,750
‪（劇終）

937
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:21,625
‪克雷姆

938
01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:25,250
‪-克雷姆
‪-嗯？

939
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:28,333
‪我需要喝一杯

940
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:31,375
‪真的嗎？

941
01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:32,500
‪妳要喝？

942
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:37,625
‪-現在嗎？
‪-我說真的，現在

943
01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:50,416
‪-給妳
‪-謝謝

944
01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:53,583
‪夠了

945
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,041
‪妳喝得夠多了

946
01:07:57,125 --> 01:07:58,166
‪夠了

947
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:15,416
‪克雷姆

948
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,416
‪嗯？

949
01:08:18,166 --> 01:08:22,666
‪你跟每個女生都這樣嗎？
‪你在這裡跟每個人上床嗎？

950
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:24,000
‪什麼？

951
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,875
‪女生？上床？什麼啊？

952
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,583
‪妳在說什麼？

953
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:34,958
‪告訴我其他女生不知道的事

954
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,166
‪樓下的鋼琴

955
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,416
‪是我媽的

956
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,000
‪她教我怎麼彈琴

957
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:58,708
‪她離開後就沒有人碰過了
‪我沒碰，別人也沒碰

958
01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:02,250
‪滿意了嗎？

959
01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:04,291
‪沒有人？

960
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,625
‪沒有人

961
01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,833
‪我捨不得把它丟掉

962
01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:12,291
‪我覺得如果我把它丟掉
‪我就會忘了她

963
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:17,375
‪如果我去碰它
‪又好像我已經原諒她了

964
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:50,416
‪快全都告訴我們！

965
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:53,541
‪天啊，我的朋友
‪沒一個腦袋清楚的嗎？

966
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,541
‪不只是我們啊，阿斯莉

967
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:58,166
‪K先生昨晚登上熱門話題了

968
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,250
‪土耳其有一半的女人想知道
‪你們接吻了沒

969
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,000
‪還有妳讓他愛上妳了嗎

970
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:05,500
‪告訴我們發生了什麼事

971
01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:06,875
‪什麼事都沒發生

972
01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,250
‪我們聊天和吃飯

973
01:13:09,916 --> 01:13:10,916
‪就這樣

974
01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:14,958
‪等等

975
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,708
‪你約一個女生回家

976
01:13:17,791 --> 01:13:20,000
‪然後沒跟她做那檔事

977
01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:22,250
‪就讓她離開了？

978
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,458
‪不可能

979
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:31,208
‪當然了！

980
01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,541
‪告訴我們！他有親妳嗎？

981
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:42,375
‪快發文吧，親愛的，大家都在等呢

982
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,416
‪姐妹們…

983
01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:49,041
‪我不想再繼續了

984
01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,458
‪什麼意思？

985
01:13:51,541 --> 01:13:53,041
‪別開玩笑了

986
01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:55,041
‪妳為什麼要在最後

987
01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,750
‪這個樣子？

988
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,166
‪我不懂

989
01:13:59,041 --> 01:14:00,333
‪我懂

990
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,333
‪妳愛上他了！

991
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:05,958
‪你愛上她了！

992
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:10,833
‪你愛上她了

993
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:14,375
‪他愛上她了，我賭贏了

994
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,916
‪那個廣告還是我的了

995
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,625
‪對，真的是！

996
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:21,708
‪她說對了吧？

997
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:22,833
‪現在我很好奇

998
01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:25,416
‪妳沒有他的照片嗎？

999
01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:28,000
‪我有，等等，我找給妳看

1000
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:39,041
‪怎麼了，漢蒂？

1001
01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:41,041
‪是他

1002
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,333
‪他就是那個把我弄得很慘的渣男

1003
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,125
‪妳說是他，這什麼意思？

1004
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,125
‪妳在說什麼？

1005
01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:57,750
‪我很抱歉，阿斯莉

1006
01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,166
‪是他

1007
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:03,083
‪我怎麼會上當呢？

1008
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,708
‪我甚至還怪自己對他有偏見

1009
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:08,916
‪我是個白痴

1010
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,208
‪我真是個大白痴

1011
01:15:11,291 --> 01:15:13,625
‪妳當時不知道呀

1012
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:14,666
‪漢蒂

1013
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,916
‪對不起，我之前還那樣說妳

1014
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,791
‪好像我能教妳怎麼對待男人一樣

1015
01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:23,208
‪真是風水輪流轉

1016
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:27,041
‪我甚至還給別人建議
‪好像我很聰明一樣

1017
01:15:27,125 --> 01:15:29,125
‪我現在要怎麼跟他們說啊？

1018
01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:34,333
‪我想我們注定要被同一個男人玩弄

1019
01:15:38,916 --> 01:15:39,791
‪不，親愛的

1020
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:43,791
‪沒有人能玩弄我們
‪沒有人能玩弄我們的感情

1021
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,750
‪我要讓他付出代價

1022
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:11,625
‪妳好漂亮

1023
01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:16,416
‪我很高興妳打來

1024
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
‪妳要是沒打，我就要打給妳了

1025
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,500
‪你們好，歡迎光臨

1026
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,000
‪謝謝

1027
01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:30,291
‪妳還好嗎？

1028
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:32,166
‪嗯

1029
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,375
‪我很好，怎麼了？

1030
01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:35,833
‪（愛的錦囊妙計-直播中）

1031
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:37,083
‪妳好像心神不寧

1032
01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:44,250
‪-是因為昨天的事嗎？
‪-不

1033
01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:46,458
‪不是

1034
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,500
‪如果是的話

1035
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,666
‪還有如果妳想知道

1036
01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:58,666
‪我是逢場作戲還是對妳有感覺…

1037
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,583
‪這對我來說不是隨便的

1038
01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:06,000
‪聽著

1039
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,458
‪我從來沒有談過戀愛

1040
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:15,583
‪不只如此
‪我以前甚至不相信愛情的存在

1041
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:17,375
‪我覺得那很荒謬

1042
01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:19,250
‪我承認

1043
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,791
‪我錯了

1044
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:28,666
‪我感覺到了我從未有過的感覺

1045
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:32,625
‪我不希望它結束

1046
01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:36,583
{\an8}‪（圖納）

1047
01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,166
‪我愛上妳了，阿斯莉

1048
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,458
‪瘋狂地愛上妳了

1049
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,041
‪妳不說話嗎？

1050
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:05,291
‪我…

1051
01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:10,041
‪我當然會說話

1052
01:18:13,041 --> 01:18:16,125
‪首先，我很高興你跟我告白

1053
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:22,125
‪那就是我的目標，就是讓你愛上我

1054
01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:24,625
‪不好意思？

1055
01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:27,833
‪什麼？

1056
01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:29,916
‪我要跟你說的是

1057
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:31,833
‪這是一場騙局

1058
01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:34,041
‪我設計這場騙局

1059
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,958
‪是要讓你和其他卑鄙的男人知道
‪心碎是什麼感覺

1060
01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:38,916
‪一直都是？

1061
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:42,541
‪那…

1062
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,833
‪那是假的？

1063
01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:47,666
‪你們這種男人

1064
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,500
‪可以到處上床、縱情享樂

1065
01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,416
‪而讓女人受苦

1066
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,916
‪當你在跟朋友炫耀的時候

1067
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,625
‪被你傷害的女人
‪卻在朋友的肩膀上哭泣

1068
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:00,958
‪所以我才這麼做

1069
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,208
‪我還在部落格上分享一切

1070
01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:06,083
‪就是為了拿你做例子

1071
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:10,208
‪現在有成千上萬的人在看你告白

1072
01:19:10,916 --> 01:19:14,708
‪大家好，來見見惡名昭彰的K先生

1073
01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:21,250
‪我信守承諾，讓他愛上我了

1074
01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:23,833
‪我的工作完成了

1075
01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:26,458
‪我一刻也不想待在這裡了

1076
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:28,833
‪阿斯莉…

1077
01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:14,875
‪我被開除了？

1078
01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:16,541
‪對不起，阿斯莉

1079
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:20,208
‪-請問為什麼？
‪-我只能說我必須這麼做

1080
01:21:20,291 --> 01:21:21,833
‪對你來說就這麼簡單？

1081
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:24,791
‪我為這個品牌工作了好幾年
‪這就是我的生活

1082
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,791
‪你竟敢什麼解釋都沒有
‪就把我趕出去？

1083
01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:30,916
‪阿斯莉，繼續討論並不會改變任何事

1084
01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:55,625
‪我能進去嗎？

1085
01:21:57,875 --> 01:21:59,208
‪被馬踢，是吧？

1086
01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:00,666
‪梅爾特，我真的…

1087
01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,583
‪五分鐘就好

1088
01:22:14,916 --> 01:22:16,791
‪老實說，我沒想到會是這樣

1089
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:21,958
‪所以你有愛人的能力

1090
01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:26,500
‪總之，既然你現在知道怎麼愛人了

1091
01:22:26,583 --> 01:22:28,458
‪那你也可以愛我

1092
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:34,625
‪我有個提議，我知道你不想待在這裡

1093
01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:36,041
‪跟我來倫敦吧

1094
01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:38,750
‪遠離這裡對你有好處

1095
01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:40,166
‪我們可以晚點再回來

1096
01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,666
‪繼續我們未完的事

1097
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,583
‪梅爾特，如果沒別的事的話

1098
01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:50,000
‪我現在想要獨處

1099
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,791
‪我會盡我的全力

1100
01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:56,375
‪讓你忘記她

1101
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,208
‪我不想看到你這樣

1102
01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:03,833
‪那個女生要為她做的事付出代價
‪我向你保證

1103
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,958
‪她現在已經被開除了
‪還有更多事等著她呢

1104
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:09,375
‪她被開除了？

1105
01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,750
‪當然了

1106
01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:12,000
‪是我下令的

1107
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:15,833
‪有人得讓她付出代價

1108
01:23:41,958 --> 01:23:45,625
‪（如果你想創造良好的第一印象

1109
01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:49,250
‪你就要在對的時機穿上對的戰袍）

1110
01:23:49,333 --> 01:23:53,458
‪親愛的粉絲們
‪你們知道我已經關閉部落格了

1111
01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:55,583
‪但我還有最後一則貼文要分享

1112
01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:57,708
‪我沒聽錯吧？

1113
01:23:57,791 --> 01:23:59,666
‪你要我回來？

1114
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:01,250
‪對，沒錯

1115
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,375
‪你別做夢了，先生

1116
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:26,333
‪搞什…你們在這裡做什麼？

1117
01:24:27,416 --> 01:24:28,625
‪我們得談談

1118
01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:30,166
‪怎麼了嗎？

1119
01:24:30,250 --> 01:24:32,291
‪他們有把工作還給妳了嗎？

1120
01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:35,250
‪他們有要還我，但我拒絕了
‪我又不是玩具…

1121
01:24:36,416 --> 01:24:37,625
‪你們怎麼知道？

1122
01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:41,416
‪因為是克雷姆
‪他發現梅爾特害妳被開除

1123
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:45,666
‪他同意跟她去倫敦
‪但前提是他們要重新聘妳

1124
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:51,000
‪妳不做點什麼嗎？
‪他真的很愛妳，親愛的

1125
01:24:51,083 --> 01:24:52,166
‪拜託

1126
01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:56,375
‪更重要的是，妳也愛他

1127
01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:58,875
‪阿斯莉，我一點也不在意克雷姆

1128
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,250
‪我從來沒在意過

1129
01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:03,250
‪-但…
‪-我很好，親愛的

1130
01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:05,125
‪我希望妳也好好的

1131
01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:08,666
‪各位，抱歉打岔一下
‪他的班機在兩小時就起飛了

1132
01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:34,208
‪-走！快跑！
‪-我們必須趕上

1133
01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:37,000
‪-您撥的電話已…
‪-他的手機關機了

1134
01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:39,541
‪艾斯吉，等等！讓我先

1135
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:46,625
‪這太浪漫了！簡直像電影一樣

1136
01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,583
‪我都快哭了

1137
01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:53,250
‪-你舒服嗎？
‪-我從來沒這麼舒服過

1138
01:25:58,166 --> 01:25:59,000
‪（倫敦）

1139
01:26:03,541 --> 01:26:05,125
‪（國際線離境處）

1140
01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:09,791
‪喂，大哥

1141
01:26:10,458 --> 01:26:12,083
‪你們可以讓路一下嗎？

1142
01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:13,666
‪我們有緊急狀況

1143
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:16,791
‪抱歉，如果我們要讓路給每個人
‪我們的工作就做不完了

1144
01:26:16,875 --> 01:26:19,125
‪-繼續吧
‪-我們趕不上了

1145
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:22,291
‪聽著，這是人命關天的大事

1146
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:24,208
‪我們有情人要重聚

1147
01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:27,458
‪他們真的愛對方的話
‪最後就會重聚的

1148
01:26:27,541 --> 01:26:28,708
‪等一下

1149
01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:33,458
‪先生，可以麻煩你讓個路
‪不要在這裡長篇大論嗎？

1150
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:35,416
‪我已經說不行了，小姐！

1151
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,041
‪等一下就好

1152
01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:38,458
‪“小姐？”

1153
01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:40,041
‪你才是小姐！

1154
01:26:40,125 --> 01:26:41,500
‪你這個冷血的混帳！

1155
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:44,250
‪小心我用那個家具捅你屁眼！

1156
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,708
‪我會用那些木板幹爆你
‪你這王八蛋！

1157
01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:54,083
‪女士，祝妳一切順利

1158
01:26:54,166 --> 01:26:55,125
‪走吧

1159
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,458
‪謝謝你，先生！

1160
01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:04,250
‪親愛的，叫埃米爾油門催下去
‪我們走吧

1161
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:11,166
‪埃米爾

1162
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:12,958
‪走吧

1163
01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:39,958
‪車子好多喔

1164
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:44,375
‪-也許我們應該走國際公路
‪-那條路也塞住了，他不接電話嗎？

1165
01:27:44,458 --> 01:27:47,583
‪-他還是關機
‪-我們該怎麼辦？

1166
01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:49,208
‪沒辦法了！

1167
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,375
‪-謝謝
‪-希望妳能追到他

1168
01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:36,083
‪-祝我好運
‪-當然了

1169
01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:41,250
‪不好意思

1170
01:28:43,166 --> 01:28:44,708
‪-祝你今天愉快
‪-謝謝

1171
01:28:47,041 --> 01:28:50,125
‪請把筆電和平板電腦分開放

1172
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:52,041
‪我在機場了，我有多少時間？

1173
01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:55,041
‪他們一定在登機了
‪妳沒辦法在門口追上他的

1174
01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:56,875
‪-可惡！
‪-聽著

1175
01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:59,833
‪坎蘇幫妳買了機票
‪妳已經完成報到手續了

1176
01:28:59,916 --> 01:29:01,208
‪她把資料傳給妳了

1177
01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:03,750
‪-趕快去登機吧
‪-姐妹，我愛妳們！

1178
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:05,541
‪妳們最棒了，謝謝！

1179
01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:11,208
‪對不起，我的班機要起飛了

1180
01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:12,666
‪可以讓我先走嗎？

1181
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:13,833
‪謝謝

1182
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:16,625
‪我聽說世界上還有好人

1183
01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:20,750
‪我本來不相信，但我現在相信了

1184
01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,458
‪謝謝，祝你一路順風

1185
01:29:22,541 --> 01:29:23,708
‪祝你今天愉快

1186
01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:24,750
‪謝謝

1187
01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:28,250
‪是K先生

1188
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:31,625
‪-真的是他
‪-嚇死人了

1189
01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:34,125
‪歡迎

1190
01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:38,375
‪一路順風，K先生

1191
01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:45,666
‪一路順風

1192
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:46,791
‪歡迎

1193
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:48,916
‪一路順風

1194
01:29:49,541 --> 01:29:50,416
‪抱歉

1195
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:52,625
‪對不起

1196
01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:59,375
‪各位乘客，歡迎登機

1197
01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:00,791
‪看看是誰來了

1198
01:30:03,416 --> 01:30:07,000
‪對了，“愛的錦囊妙計”上有新貼文

1199
01:30:07,083 --> 01:30:11,458
‪-太驚人了
‪-我要在起飛前看一下

1200
01:30:23,916 --> 01:30:25,625
‪（愛的錦囊妙計）

1201
01:30:27,166 --> 01:30:30,125
‪親愛的粉絲
‪你們知道我已經關閉部落格了

1202
01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:31,791
‪但我有最後一則貼文要分享

1203
01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:33,625
‪我要坦白一件事

1204
01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:36,833
‪我愛上了K先生，他叫克雷姆

1205
01:30:36,916 --> 01:30:39,958
‪雖然我說了那些話、做了那些事
‪但我愛他

1206
01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:42,416
‪我很後悔我對他做的一切

1207
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:45,500
‪你們可能會覺得他活該
‪或說“他傷害了那麼多女生”

1208
01:30:45,583 --> 01:30:46,791
‪但人都會犯錯

1209
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:48,833
‪我對他做的事也是個錯誤

1210
01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:51,916
‪他到底有什麼錯呢？愛上我嗎？

1211
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:54,750
‪我傷了他的心

1212
01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:58,166
‪更重要的是
‪我毀了我得到幸福的唯一機會

1213
01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:01,500
‪只因為我固執又高傲

1214
01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:04,041
‪一個美麗的故事本來即將展開
‪我卻將它捏碎

1215
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,958
‪我不敢去找他道歉

1216
01:31:07,041 --> 01:31:08,625
‪我知道他不會原諒我

1217
01:31:08,708 --> 01:31:13,041
‪但如果我有一絲勇氣或希望

1218
01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:14,833
‪我就會拋下一切去找他

1219
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:18,416
‪我分享這些
‪是希望你們不要犯同樣的錯

1220
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,708
‪如果你還有一絲希望

1221
01:31:20,791 --> 01:31:23,416
‪就不要停止追求你所愛的人

1222
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:26,375
‪記住，真愛只有一次

1223
01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:29,250
‪但別擔心你無法分辨

1224
01:31:29,333 --> 01:31:30,541
‪它會很明顯的

1225
01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:34,000
‪你的心會告訴你，就像我的心一樣

1226
01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:35,375
‪我到了

1227
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,291
‪不！不要關！我到了

1228
01:31:48,041 --> 01:31:49,041
‪你要去哪裡？

1229
01:31:49,125 --> 01:31:50,250
‪不！拜託！

1230
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:52,250
‪這是我的班機，拜託

1231
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:55,416
‪女士，這是不可能的
‪所有人都登機了

1232
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:57,541
‪不，這是我的班機

1233
01:31:57,625 --> 01:31:59,041
‪等一下，我必須下飛機

1234
01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:01,208
‪克雷姆，回來，你會毀了一切

1235
01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:05,375
‪這是下一班飛機

1236
01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:07,833
‪下一班飛機？

1237
01:32:07,916 --> 01:32:09,208
‪可惡，坎蘇！

1238
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,416
‪拜託，我必須坐上這班飛機

1239
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,875
‪我求你們

1240
01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:14,625
‪我一定要下飛機，讓我下去

1241
01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:17,791
‪抱歉，先生，我們要起飛了
‪請你回到座位上

1242
01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:19,791
‪你們不能逼我搭飛機吧？

1243
01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:23,916
‪先生，如果你再堅持的話
‪我就要打給機場保全了

1244
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,458
‪妳要打給誰就打吧

1245
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,500
‪先生，回來！打給保全

1246
01:32:28,583 --> 01:32:30,791
‪-請讓我過去
‪-女士！

1247
01:32:30,875 --> 01:32:32,625
‪我得過去

1248
01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:34,916
‪-女士，回來！
‪-保重！

1249
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:51,375
‪阿斯莉？

1250
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:53,208
‪克雷姆？

1251
01:33:03,833 --> 01:33:05,041
‪-我…
‪-我…

1252
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,500
‪我不想要你走

1253
01:33:11,125 --> 01:33:12,291
‪為什麼？

1254
01:33:12,375 --> 01:33:13,791
‪因為如果你走了…

1255
01:33:15,541 --> 01:33:17,583
‪這個不可能裝得下我的眼淚

1256
01:33:21,708 --> 01:33:23,458
‪我愛你，克雷姆

1257
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:29,083
‪過來

1258
01:33:55,250 --> 01:33:56,166
‪克雷姆先生

1259
01:33:57,541 --> 01:33:58,500
‪克雷姆先生

1260
01:33:59,875 --> 01:34:01,333
‪（警察）

1261
01:34:02,583 --> 01:34:05,291
‪我想我得放開妳了

1262
01:34:07,416 --> 01:34:10,541
‪我得先告訴你一件事，我真的很抱歉

1263
01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:11,625
‪我也是

1264
01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:14,250
‪因為我跟兄弟們…

1265
01:34:14,333 --> 01:34:16,375
‪跟兄弟們打賭，我知道

1266
01:34:17,416 --> 01:34:18,916
‪我們真是天生一對

1267
01:34:23,125 --> 01:34:28,666
‪我以為沒有哪個男人能讓妳追他
‪更不用說搭飛機了

1268
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:31,041
‪不要相信女人說的每句話

1269
01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:32,625
‪老套

1270
01:34:34,375 --> 01:34:36,666
‪我想跟妳一起經歷各種老套

1271
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:37,625
‪我也是

1272
01:37:25,583 --> 01:37:29,583
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