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{\an8}‎（猶他州摩押，15年前）

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‎這裡太高了，實在太誇張

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‎各位歡樂夥伴們，準備出發

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‎哈克，我先不要，這次就不跳了

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‎我們一定要一起跳
‎今天是我的二九大壽耶

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‎我們從你五歲就每年一起過生日

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‎每次都會幹瘋事

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‎我覺得這次太超過，我受不了

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‎-這次太超過？
‎-對，我覺得太超過

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‎你跳吧

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‎我懂，你已經成家，要負責任

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‎我們回度假村再一起慶祝

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‎-好
‎-可以嗎？

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‎我會準備香檳，再加一點綜合起司

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‎-好
‎-好嗎？

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‎-晚點見
‎-好

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‎你們上吧，我先告辭

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‎喂，我不跳…

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‎死定了

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‎桑尼！我來了

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‎快回想訓練內容，桑尼

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‎我什麼狗屁都不記得，我好怕

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‎打開雙手，像海星一樣

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‎海星又不會飛，你少腦殘了，哈克

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‎桑尼，打開翅膀

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‎我在飛耶

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‎太不可思議了，哈克

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‎我就說你辦得到

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‎你說得對，兄弟，你一向都很對

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‎我這輩子都會陪你過生日

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‎兄弟，手給我

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‎你是我最好的朋友

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‎我愛你，哈克，我愛…

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‎靠，救命啊

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‎牠們的牙齒好利！

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‎牠想啄我脖子

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‎我幫你拉開傘索

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‎桑尼，這真是太屌了

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‎屌個屁

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‎我不會再被你說服做這種蠢事了

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‎NETFLIX 出品

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‎（加州謝爾曼奧克斯，現在）

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‎很好，非常好，一定會得到很多讚

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{\an8}‎我怎麼一直超越自己？每天都進步耶

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‎艾娃，妳看這個

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‎還不錯

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‎等妳到學校，記得秀給朋友看

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{\an8}‎爸，我的冰沙可以再加點枸杞嗎？

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{\an8}‎當然可以，兒子

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{\an8}‎要加抗氧化劑或什麼都行

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{\an8}‎我有…該屎

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{\an8}‎混蛋，波奇又把廚房當廁所

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{\an8}‎我現在有點氣餒
‎因為我知道你們有先看到大便

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{\an8}‎幫幫忙嘛

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{\an8}‎老公，你好可憐，親一下

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{\an8}‎我得走了，今早亞曼多那邊要做檢查

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{\an8}‎今晚的事別忘了，他得到大獎

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‎妳應該不需要我過去吧？

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‎當然要

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‎他是妳的客戶，又不在乎我去不去

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‎我知道，但是我在乎

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‎-好吧，知道了
‎-真的？

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‎-嗯
‎-很好，該死，我的iPad呢？

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‎-在床邊，壓在妳的書下
‎-好，謝謝

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‎達希，我們來討論才藝秀

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‎說吧，你今天早上有練琴嗎？

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‎我本來正要練
‎但又被艾迪墨菲的電影吸引了

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‎那些小朋友鬧他的一幕超好笑

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‎“我們有麥當勞”

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‎達希，不要再搞笑了

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‎才藝秀很重要

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‎記住，我是今年的總監

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‎全校師生都會盯著我們

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‎我要你專心，兒子

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‎-來，吃一點
‎-什…這樣夠了

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‎我是說真的，我需要你配合，達希

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‎你不能不當一回事，這…

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‎我不想接，哈克每次都會玩太大

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‎-嘿
‎-哈克叔叔

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‎艾娃、達希，你們竟然長這麼大了

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‎看到你們真開心，爸爸在嗎？

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‎-在
‎-他在旁邊

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‎-桑尼寶貝
‎-我在這，哈克，你好嗎？

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‎你好嗎？

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‎你在哪？

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‎我在提華納

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‎提華納？

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‎我們本來是要去雷東多
‎但是錯過了高速公路出口

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‎只是想打個迷你高爾夫

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‎結果一路開到墨西哥

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‎這也沒辦法，對吧？

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‎哈克，我很想繼續聊，可惜沒空

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‎我得幫孩子做準備，要出門了

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‎今天要去學校當志工，所以…

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‎記得我們當年來這裡
‎幫我過二三大壽嗎？

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‎我們那時在找人驢秀？

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‎哈克，我孩子在旁邊

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‎-爸，人驢秀是什麼？
‎-你不用知道

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‎我們在路邊找到一頭驢子

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‎我發誓，牠的那邊無敵大

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‎-夠了
‎-那邊是哪邊？

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‎那邊就是老二

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‎兒子，你幹嘛？

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‎又不是髒話

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‎沒錯，老二不是髒話，只是一個器官

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‎我很清楚那是什麼，我身上也有

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‎我有嗎？

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‎妳沒有

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‎要是妳以後決定要有，那妳也可以有

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‎-說來很複雜
‎-兄弟，我就直說了

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‎我快生日了，四四大壽

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‎要不是意義重大，我也不會找你

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‎你好久沒參加我的派對了

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‎你有辦法來嗎？

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‎-這個嘛…
‎-我覺得這個提議非常好

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‎他需要偽單身一下

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‎-嗨，哈克
‎-嫂子，妳好嗎？

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‎天啊，妳好美

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‎我們好想你

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‎我也很想你們

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‎哈克，我真希望我能去
‎我不知道瑪雅在亂說什麼

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‎我們要去她爸媽家過春假

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‎所以我沒辦法去幫你慶生

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‎可惡，我好失望

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‎但我完全能理解，家人優先

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‎-好可惜
‎-對啊

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‎好了，哈克再見

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‎-瑪雅再見
‎-再見，愛妳喔

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‎哈克，我要先走了

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‎真高興能和你聊天，太開心了

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‎下次再聯絡，好嗎？

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‎說再見，然後掛掉

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‎我把資料傳給你

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‎如果你能來就來

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‎順便再傳那頭驢子的屌照給你

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‎-什麼照？
‎-超扯的

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‎-你非看不可
‎-不要傳…

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‎靠，他媽的

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‎同一坨便便害我摔兩次

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{\an8}‎艾娃寶貝，這越來越誇張了

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{\an8}‎妳要開始自己拿包包

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{\an8}‎我不想拿

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{\an8}‎我知道，可是這不代表妳可以不用拿

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{\an8}‎有時候幫爸爸一下也不錯，知道嗎？

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{\an8}‎爸，亞許蓋勒他爸的休旅車有自動門

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{\an8}‎超屌的

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{\an8}‎兒子，你聽我說

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{\an8}‎用手開門可以培養性格

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{\an8}‎又教了你們一課

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{\an8}‎快上車

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{\an8}‎好了，誰準備好要上學啦？

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{\an8}‎-我！
‎-隨便

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{\an8}‎兒子，學學艾娃的精神

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‎我！

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{\an8}‎非常好！

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{\an8}‎60秒內要開走，快點

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‎（費雪家長會長保留車位）

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{\an8}‎蕾諾交通導護早啊

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{\an8}‎家長會長早安

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‎出來吧，該上學了

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‎要先把門拉出軌道

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{\an8}‎-我愛你
‎-我也愛你，爸

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{\an8}‎-爹地再見
‎-再見

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{\an8}‎讓孩子自主選擇是我們的職責

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‎嘗嘗看大麻奶

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‎不是每個孩子都知道有大麻奶能喝

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‎這對他們不公平

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{\an8}‎你們不聽課嗎？今天不想聽嗎？

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‎桑尼，我能處理

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‎-你請坐，謝謝
‎-瞭解

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‎別這樣

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‎夠了喔

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{\an8}‎（才藝秀甄選，桑尼費雪工作室）

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{\an8}‎沒關係，這樣也沒什麼不好

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{\an8}‎淘汰

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{\an8}‎艾倫，你開什麼玩笑！

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‎艾倫，你在搞什麼？

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‎桑尼，我不像你，我還得趕回辦公室

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‎-你們好
‎-我告訴你，你要被登記了

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‎不會吧

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‎-就是會，你給我等著
‎-登記？

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‎蕾諾交通導護，妳看到沒？

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‎爸，就是那台車有自動門

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‎我知道，你們先上車

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‎我是很想上車，不過車門太重了

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‎你現在還會搞笑？

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‎我是怎麼教的？只要先抬起來就好

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‎抬起來再往回拉

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‎簡直太簡單，上車

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‎絲凱樂，幫我個忙
‎玉米粥不要放壓力鍋太久

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‎-不然會很稠
‎-瞭解

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‎吃過晚餐後，達希要練琴20分鐘

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‎-爸，我會被你累死
‎-什麼事？

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‎我的閱讀測驗進度都已經落後了

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‎你也知道要勤修苦練才有成果

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‎目標不是要練得很棒，而是超棒

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‎這是人生教訓，叫做棒上加棒

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‎絲凱樂，麻煩妳了

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‎費先生，你慢走

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{\an8}‎每當有人買我們嘴對嘴的牙刷

203
00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,916
{\an8}‎我們就會捐贈一支給有需要的人

204
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,208
‎我們的夢想是透過刷牙這樣的小動作

205
00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,583
‎讓大家想起我們同屬一個世界

206
00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,208
‎都是一家人

207
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,750
‎亞曼多好棒！

208
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,458
‎-敬亞曼多，恭喜
‎-謝謝

209
00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:08,375
‎恭喜

210
00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:10,916
‎謝謝各位到場，謝謝

211
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,791
‎介紹一下你的烏龜之家吧

212
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,375
‎事情是這樣的，對我來說…

213
00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:15,666
‎什麼都沒有，我說…

214
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,333
‎我看到你了，達希

215
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,375
‎-我看到了
‎-爸，你害我尿褲子了

216
00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:27,125
‎那也改變不了你偷懶的事實

217
00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,291
‎-聽話好嗎？
‎-兒子嘛

218
00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:31,625
‎你在看獨角喜劇，沒有在練琴

219
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,250
‎我知道你自以為是喜劇演員

220
00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,666
‎但這場才藝秀是著重在你的彈琴技術

221
00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,916
‎-我在監視你，再見
‎-真有愛

222
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,541
‎老公，隨他吧，一晚不練也沒關係

223
00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,375
‎-小孩子嘛
‎-這樣不行

224
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,958
‎你們是怎麼認識的？

225
00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:47,666
‎我當時請了諾曼鮑嘉大建築師

226
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,500
‎幫忙設計我家

227
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,000
‎也就是托潘嘉的烏龜之家

228
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,458
‎我很快就發現這一位天才

229
00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,708
‎才是真正的幕後功臣

230
00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:59,250
‎亞曼多，你得了吧

231
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,166
‎妳明知道是真的

232
00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,541
‎妳不能說，但我可以

233
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,041
‎我們開始沒日沒夜互傳訊息

234
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,125
‎結果就這樣了

235
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,083
‎兩年後，我有了個美麗的家

236
00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:08,958
‎以及一段更美麗的友誼

237
00:10:10,666 --> 00:10:12,958
‎這位是瑪雅的丈夫桑尼

238
00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:15,541
‎哎唷，是你啊

239
00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,125
‎桑尼，你是做哪一行的？

240
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,041
‎這個嘛，我是…

241
00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,000
‎他是家庭主夫

242
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,375
‎英語不是我的母語

243
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,666
‎我不知道正確用詞

244
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,875
‎總之他都待在家

245
00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,916
‎-他很會帶小孩
‎-很辛苦

246
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,666
‎-這種關係很新潮
‎-沒錯

247
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:34,583
‎-拉傑，公司生意怎麼樣？
‎-非常好

248
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:37,458
‎我們將符合當地文化的保險套
‎出口到北印度

249
00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,000
‎幫忙降低性疾病傳染率

250
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,875
‎組織的任務是掃除地雷

251
00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:45,041
‎-那還真了不起
‎-我同意

252
00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,291
‎有個…

253
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:56,541
‎其實我和女兒去年住在巴塞隆納

254
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,208
‎我們在郊區創立了四所兒童學校

255
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,416
‎妳講到這個，讓我想到我女兒

256
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,500
‎她現在五歲，正在學中文

257
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,208
‎我們有一次去中式餐館

258
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,333
‎她在店內開始說起中文

259
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,041
‎店家就拿出了隱藏菜單

260
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:14,125
‎我心想：“厲害喔”，是不是？

261
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,083
‎這…

262
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,125
‎這真的難以想像，對吧？

263
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,000
‎絲凱樂都收了時薪20元

264
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,166
‎清個壓力鍋也不為過吧

265
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,375
‎-老公
‎-怎麼了？

266
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,041
‎你講那段說中文的故事是想幹嘛？

267
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,500
‎艾娃又不會說中文

268
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,708
‎她學六個月了，妳真的不知道嗎？

269
00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:34,916
‎真的假的？

270
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:35,833
‎真的

271
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:38,708
‎是“早安”

272
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,333
‎應該是吧，她每天早上都說

273
00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,166
‎什麼叫做“你是想幹嘛”？

274
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,458
‎我是想有點參與感，瑪雅

275
00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:48,166
‎妳要我和一堆世界領袖同桌

276
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,208
‎我該講什麼？我的幼稚園部落格嗎？

277
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,250
‎-對啊
‎-妳說說我有什麼話題

278
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,916
‎能跟贈送保險套給印度的老闆聊？

279
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,833
‎-那是好事啊
‎-更別提亞曼多了

280
00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,875
‎亞曼多？你要說亞曼多什麼？

281
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,250
‎-什麼叫“你要說什麼”？
‎-等等…

282
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,666
‎寶貝，是哈克

283
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,750
‎拜託別接

284
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:05,708
‎-別…
‎-對

285
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,291
‎我現在不想跟哈克講話

286
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,166
‎我不想看提華納驢子的屌

287
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,541
‎我不想討論他的生日

288
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,666
‎我明白，真可惜你不能去

289
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,750
‎畢竟你們以前感情那麼好

290
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,708
‎而且也共享不少歡樂時光

291
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,416
‎對，以前是這樣沒錯

292
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,625
‎但我長大成熟了

293
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,750
‎人生就是這樣，我已經結婚生子

294
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,833
‎很抱歉我不想和他共度週末

295
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,458
‎陪一群22歲屁孩幫他過44歲生日

296
00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,083
‎-隨便你
‎-謝謝

297
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,500
‎-繼續講亞曼多的問題
‎-寶貝

298
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,416
‎亞曼多哪有什麼問題

299
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,291
‎他為什麼把手放妳肩膀六秒鐘？

300
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,500
‎你還計時？

301
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,958
‎整整六秒，我計時過了

302
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,708
‎就放在妳的鎖骨上

303
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,500
‎我很介意，因為妳的胸部位置比較高

304
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,375
‎-什麼
‎-因為妳的胸部位置比較高

305
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,791
‎要是他的手再往下，就會抓到奶

306
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,666
‎只是我的肩膀而已，你反應過度了

307
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,500
‎才沒有

308
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:53,333
‎妳以為我看不出他的把戲嗎？
‎我看透他了

309
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,250
‎我們是在下棋

310
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,333
‎下棋？

311
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:57,625
‎對，妳看不出來是因為妳不是男人

312
00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,583
‎-我不說了
‎-瑪雅，我是認真的

313
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,208
‎這是男人的把戲

314
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:06,041
‎我還是不敢相信
‎我竟然不知道艾娃在學中文

315
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:09,458
‎-我覺得自己是超不稱職母親
‎-知道妳需要什麼嗎？

316
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:12,125
‎妳只需要和孩子多相處

317
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,791
‎你看

318
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,083
‎-什麼？
‎-你看這個

319
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,708
‎“多謝與會”，看到沒？

320
00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:21,083
‎這是亞曼多剛傳的，你看吧

321
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:25,041
‎等等，這也是棋局中的“步數”嗎？

322
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,166
‎確實是啊

323
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,291
‎那是什麼？

324
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:32,250
‎他傳《柏捷頓家族》的動圖給妳？

325
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,500
‎我不會大驚小怪，但我覺得很不恰當

326
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,791
‎-我的看法就這樣
‎-他應該沒什麼特殊意思

327
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,625
‎我們剛好接下來就是要看那部劇

328
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,583
‎我超期待《柏捷頓家族：名門韻事》

329
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,000
‎我在飛往紐約時和亞曼多一起追完了

330
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,375
‎妳是在開玩笑嗎？

331
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:53,041
‎我們一起加到待看清單
‎就代表要一起看

332
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,250
‎妳知道我只能先看什麼嗎？
‎《倉庫淘寶大戰》的重播

333
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,083
‎我的那段人生已經不復返

334
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,000
‎寶貝，我很抱歉，我不…

335
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,000
‎太扯了

336
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,041
‎這樣吧

337
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,750
‎我有個點子

338
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,791
‎好，我接受妳的道歉

339
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,375
‎不是，你聽我說

340
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,708
‎妳還要說什麼？快點

341
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,250
‎-我有話要告訴你
‎-回去側躺

342
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,166
‎不要啦

343
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,291
‎-我從側面比較持久
‎-那很好

344
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,666
‎-我可以先說件事嗎？
‎-好，快說

345
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:25,708
‎我想說可以由我帶達希和艾娃過春假

346
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,000
‎不過我一個人帶就好

347
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,791
‎-什麼？
‎-畢竟我需要和孩子們多相處

348
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,833
‎-瑪雅…
‎-你也需要一點獨處時間

349
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,500
‎你可以自己在家裡過一個禮拜

350
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,791
‎妳沒有自己帶他們旅行過

351
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,166
‎我是他們的母親

352
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,666
‎-我知道，我懂
‎-桑尼，我不會有問題的

353
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,750
‎拜託，你就考慮一下吧

354
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,416
‎-好，我會考慮
‎-好

355
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,708
‎-可以嗎？
‎-可以

356
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:53,250
‎我得知道現在要幹嘛
‎褲子要脫掉還是穿起來？

357
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,083
‎-脫掉
‎-哎唷

358
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,458
‎有什麼好考慮的？

359
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,750
‎一整週不用陪家人
‎根本是每個男人的夢想

360
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,750
‎每個“男人”的夢想？

361
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,541
‎艾倫，你以為當媽的不需要喘息？

362
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,791
‎我在房地產公司當全職員工

363
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,375
‎照顧孩子的責任還是全在我身上

364
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,458
‎吉兒，妳和漢克是共同監護孩子

365
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,791
‎所以妳並不是沒有自己的時間

366
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,291
‎偏偏就沒有，因為這賤人都來那招

367
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,375
‎“我常常週末要出差”

368
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,125
‎但我知道他只是去健身房，好嗎？

369
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,416
‎我現在一個月只有一天

370
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,750
‎能排滿Tinder的約會

371
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:28,791
‎順利嗎？

372
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,500
‎雖然有炮能打

373
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,208
‎不過我沒空發展認真關係

374
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,041
‎沒有心靈交流，只能瘋狂做愛

375
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,333
‎天啊，真希望傑瑞麥亞
‎可以幫我照顧雙胞胎一週

376
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,708
‎我已經十年沒有一個人在家過了

377
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,041
‎史都，你好

378
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,083
‎對，說到獨處時間

379
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,625
‎-確實是很有價值
‎-超有

380
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,208
‎但真的值得錯過家族度假嗎？

381
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,875
‎你離開孩子，生活就沒重心

382
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,500
‎-沒有這回事
‎-就是有

383
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:55,583
‎別理他們

384
00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,333
‎當個投入的家長又沒哪裡不對

385
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,958
‎貝珊妮，妳得了吧
‎妳根本就是妳孩子的管家

386
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,208
‎黛安和我分工明確

387
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,375
‎我負責照顧家人，她負責養家糊口

388
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,833
‎各有各的角色，所以毫無衝突

389
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,208
‎這叫做體制，而且非常有效

390
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,583
‎-貝珊妮，妳好棒
‎-聽起來比較像監獄

391
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,791
‎我喜歡我的生活

392
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,583
‎貝珊妮，閉嘴啦，妳才不喜歡

393
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,291
‎桑尼，你怎麼沒買綜合口味？

394
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,666
‎你現在是在幹嘛？

395
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,208
‎你竟然用手摸遍每個貝果？

396
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,583
‎我在找綜合口味貝果

397
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:25,208
‎你每次在週五咖啡日都抱怨連連

398
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,375
‎卻一點貢獻都沒有

399
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,708
‎但我跟你相反

400
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:30,375
‎全場都是我擺的，都是我的貢獻

401
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,541
‎因為你的重心都在這

402
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,083
‎你得讓瑪雅帶孩子

403
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,541
‎-麻煩別說了
‎-一定要讓她帶

404
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,625
‎我擔心你會變成蕾諾交通導護

405
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:37,708
‎你在亂講什麼？

406
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,000
‎不管你有沒有發現，都在逐漸變成她

407
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,583
‎-我正好就很愛她，你想表達什麼？
‎-大家都愛

408
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,666
‎桑尼，她很可憐
‎她的孩子以前讀這所學校

409
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,583
‎她是全職媽媽

410
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,666
‎兼才藝秀總監、家長會長

411
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,833
‎她的生活重心全都在這間學校

412
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,166
‎聽起來耳熟嗎？

413
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,458
‎後來她老公離開了她

414
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:57,083
‎孩子長大後也不再需要她

415
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,625
‎然後突然有一天

416
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,708
‎她就穿著那件背心出現了

417
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,625
‎交通導護甚至不能算正式職位

418
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,750
‎-不是嗎？
‎-不是

419
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:10,500
‎的確很慘

420
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,416
‎我快變成蕾諾交通導護了

421
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,333
‎沒錯

422
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,916
‎-我決定要留在家裡了
‎-真的假的？

423
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,208
‎-真的
‎-太好了

424
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,125
‎你下週會需要嚮導，我要告訴麗塔

425
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,625
‎叫她自己帶孩子去樂高樂園

426
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:26,958
‎你確定她會同意嗎？

427
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:27,958
‎你是在開玩笑嗎？

428
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,083
‎我是一家之主好嗎？我又不像你

429
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,291
‎你有什麼打算？討論一下

430
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,708
‎一開始先打個高爾夫球

431
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,083
‎-好
‎-再去吃點東西

432
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,875
‎找個烤肉私人景點

433
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:41,041
‎也可以去紳士俱樂部

434
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:41,958
‎絕對不要

435
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,875
‎去嘛，你不想被用某種東西夾著嗎？

436
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,541
‎-不想
‎-你在瞎講什麼？

437
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,166
‎你不會去脫衣酒吧或俱樂部？

438
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,125
‎-不會，那…
‎-為什麼？

439
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,708
‎因為會讓我覺得在出軌

440
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,708
‎-那才不是出軌
‎-就是

441
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,750
‎不是，那是和專業的身體工作者
‎進行無傷大雅的調情

442
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,208
‎-不是
‎-你都在哪自慰？

443
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,750
‎-什麼？
‎-你都在哪打手槍？

444
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,666
‎別說了

445
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,583
‎-幸會幸會
‎-她也會自慰

446
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,250
‎-你太超過了
‎-數到三說出來

447
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,583
‎-我才不要
‎-一、二、三

448
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,125
‎-淋浴間
‎-淋浴間，我就知道

449
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,791
‎-你又不是自己說的
‎-我是啊

450
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,791
‎你是重複我說的話

451
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,583
‎你只能在水牢打手槍

452
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,708
‎因為家人隨時都在家

453
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:17,833
‎桑尼，可以在任何房間爽一發的自由

454
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:19,083
‎是我們開戰的緣由

455
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,125
‎瞭解

456
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,250
‎“這棟房子是我買的
‎我要在裡面打手槍”

457
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,291
‎-對吧？
‎-不是…

458
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,375
‎那是你的權利

459
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,208
‎-確實是我的權利
‎-沒錯

460
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,791
‎這會是一場革命
‎我們會成為真正的朋友

461
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,916
‎“會成為”是什麼意思？
‎我們早就是朋友了，兄弟

462
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,250
‎-我們是家長朋友
‎-我認識你七年了

463
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,500
‎你在我通訊錄上名稱是“達希爸”

464
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,625
‎-什麼？
‎-我有整整三年不知道你的名字

465
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,583
‎等我們成為朋友，我再改掉

466
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:41,833
‎既往不咎

467
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,958
‎你說的都很對，我的興頭被挑起了

468
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,750
‎-就這麼辦
‎-我要享受獨處時間

469
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,000
‎-專屬於你
‎-專屬於我

470
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,458
‎-專屬於我

471
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,916
‎媽，外公外婆家會有無線網路嗎？

472
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,041
‎一定會有，寶貝，快去拿行李

473
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,708
‎-我們快錯過班機了
‎-達希，你忘了帶電子琴

474
00:18:56,791 --> 00:19:00,083
‎我們只打包登機箱
‎帶琴就得等著領行李耶

475
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,750
‎兒子，你知道你得搞定才藝秀

476
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:05,375
‎我也只要你每天練20分鐘，你行的

477
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,833
‎我敢說其他同學度假也在練習

478
00:19:07,916 --> 00:19:08,791
‎瑪雅，這給妳

479
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,166
‎-等等，這是什麼？
‎-艾娃的腎上腺素針

480
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,083
‎-腎上…我的天啊
‎-沒錯

481
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,083
‎我怎麼能忘記這種事？

482
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,250
‎妳在說什麼？

483
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,791
‎背包裡有一枝
‎這枝是我平常留起來備用的

484
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:20,750
‎-好吧
‎-可以嗎？

485
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,541
‎你之前說得沒錯，這樣可能不太行

486
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,500
‎別說了，妳反應過度了

487
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,000
‎呼吸亂七八糟

488
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,208
‎孩子們，快告訴媽
‎你們少了我幾天也沒問題

489
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,958
‎老實說，我有點擔心

490
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,833
‎媽，不好意思
‎不過爸才是全家的凝聚力

491
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,333
‎-該死
‎-你有聽到他說的…

492
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,000
‎達希，東西拿著，陪我一起搬行李

493
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,000
‎你幹嘛？

494
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:42,708
‎-爸，可以幫我拼完死星嗎？
‎-我當然不能幫你拼完死星

495
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:45,916
‎因為這週是要讓爸爸享受獨處時間

496
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,375
‎-行李給我
‎-哎唷

497
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,625
‎-我喜歡這位全新桑尼
‎-什麼意思？

498
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,958
‎-我以前從沒聽過你拒絕
‎-媽咪再見

499
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,833
‎-不是，寶貝，我也會去
‎-什麼？我超常拒絕的好嗎

500
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,791
‎我在這裡就是王法

501
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,291
‎只是大家都目無王法

502
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,375
‎上車囉

503
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,416
‎達希，過去點，幫你妹繫安全帶

504
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,500
‎-搞定，我愛妳
‎-這週玩得開心點，好嗎？

505
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,625
‎-沒問題，我一定會玩個開心
‎-很好

506
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,500
‎-你應該要去參加哈克的派對
‎-不要

507
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,791
‎跟以前一樣無拘無束

508
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,916
‎我不要去哈克登博的派對

509
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,375
‎我們的人生已經沒有共通點了

510
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,208
‎別再說我了，現在來說說妳

511
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,458
‎-好
‎-不准工作

512
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,791
‎我一定會好好當個媽

513
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,000
‎-我保證
‎-很好

514
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,916
‎-我愛妳，去吧，再見
‎-我一定會很想你

515
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,291
‎-爹地再見
‎-我愛你們

516
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,125
‎-安全帶繫好了嗎？
‎-要拼死星喔

517
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,875
‎達希，頭不要伸出窗外，以免被撞掉

518
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:32,958
‎-縮進車內
‎-老公再見

519
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,000
‎我愛你們

520
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,208
‎席爾，開始爽吧

521
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,416
{\an8}‎（搜尋：復古色情片）

522
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,708
‎不好意思，我有文件要公證

523
00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:28,000
‎我看一下

524
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,166
‎要不要做個私人公證程序？

525
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,833
‎-嗨，爹地
‎-救命啊

526
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,333
‎不要進來

527
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,916
‎-艾娃，眼睛閉上
‎-糟糕

528
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,208
‎拜託喔，別進來

529
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,125
‎-爹地怎麼沒穿衣服？
‎-爹地在和自己玩耍

530
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,416
‎抱歉，她忘了帶兔兔

531
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,000
‎你繼續忙完吧，真的很抱歉

532
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:50,916
‎我是艾倫

533
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,208
‎艾爾卡彭！

534
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,625
‎你好嗎？今天幾點要打球？

535
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,250
‎-桑尼，我忘了
‎-什麼？

536
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:01,708
‎-我臨時有事，很抱歉…
‎-等等，你現在在哪？

537
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,083
‎我在樂高樂園

538
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,041
‎樂高樂園？

539
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,541
‎不是說好要在這週成為真朋友嗎？

540
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,583
‎還是你打給條碼頭史都？

541
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,875
‎我打死都不要

542
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,166
‎算了，我自己一個人就行

543
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,291
‎你絕對行，自己克服這道難關吧

544
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:17,416
‎乾脆再多挑戰一道

545
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,583
‎去脫衣舞俱樂部，把臉埋在巨…

546
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,375
‎不要踩在床上，我剛才說什麼？

547
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,416
‎爸，我去你的

548
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,166
‎-你好
‎-你好，有預約嗎？

549
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,125
‎沒有，我自己一個人來

550
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,958
‎現在有一組在打

551
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,000
‎好，在哪邊？

552
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,291
‎那邊的三人組

553
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:38,500
‎你好

554
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,416
‎快過來

555
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,500
‎我要煙燻牛腩

556
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,416
‎豬肉香腸？也給我來一根

557
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,791
‎上面寫說你們有肋排？

558
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,000
‎-在後面嗎？
‎-對

559
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,125
‎你把肋排藏起來了

560
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,541
‎多給我兩塊

561
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,833
‎可以蓋起來給我看看嗎？

562
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:54,250
‎那個再給我一份

563
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:55,625
‎很好

564
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,208
‎（上空舞深夜酒吧）

565
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:58,500
‎我要進去

566
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,666
‎我有報紙剪下來的折價券

567
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,666
‎入場費可以折價5元

568
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,541
‎不用了，你不足為慮

569
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,000
‎-不用了
‎-好

570
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,875
‎我們來增加一點趣味吧？

571
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:17,000
‎一邊十桿，一洞五元？

572
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,166
‎-好啊
‎-你說了算

573
00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:22,875
‎糟糕，打得有點短

574
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,041
‎有點短，不過還能接受

575
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:31,291
‎這球漂亮，金咪

576
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,000
‎太扯了吧

577
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:36,125
‎我吃了牛腩、肋排、豬肉

578
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,916
‎我連這是什麼肉都不知道
‎希望是動物，但也有可能不是

579
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,958
‎有可能是人的屁股肉，我也吃不出來

580
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:49,208
‎不會吧，妳還好嗎？

581
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,583
‎無傷大雅的調情

582
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:06,375
‎費雪先生，我就知道是你

583
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,875
‎我是絲凱樂

584
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,041
‎你請的保母？

585
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,666
‎我被坑了，我非常確定

586
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,250
‎-你一邊打了十球耶
‎-我知道我打了幾球

587
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,416
‎-這是性別歧視
‎-絕對不是

588
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,958
‎而且還是年齡歧視和種族歧視

589
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:19,875
‎-不是
‎-就是

590
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:21,708
‎你還好吧？

591
00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:24,166
‎沒事，我很好

592
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,708
‎天啊

593
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:28,750
‎很抱歉，沒事…

594
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,791
‎我還是會上網幫你評價

595
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,250
‎我先告訴你們一聲…

596
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,083
‎（瑪雅）

597
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,416
‎旅行順利嗎？

598
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:47,708
‎老實說，超簡單的

599
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,291
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

600
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:53,083
‎達希看了一百次比爾伯爾的新特輯

601
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,541
‎所以妳現在打給我
‎是因為孩子想要視訊床邊故事嗎？

602
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,333
‎他們其實已經睡了

603
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,375
‎寶貝，你是在達希的房間嗎？

604
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:06,541
‎是嗎？好像是，我忘了

605
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:09,750
‎拜託喔，你該不會是在拼死星吧

606
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:10,958
‎你應該要去玩才對

607
00:25:11,041 --> 00:25:13,083
‎只組一下子而已啦

608
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,750
‎這能讓我放鬆，瑪雅

609
00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:16,375
‎好吧，我愛你

610
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,291
‎我也愛妳

611
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,791
‎-好，再見

612
00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:22,375
‎（家長朋友群）

613
00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:24,125
{\an8}‎（桑尼，你玩到哪了？我好眼紅）

614
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,041
{\an8}‎（他一定正在家裡打手槍）

615
00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:29,791
‎拜託不要再鬧了

616
00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,208
‎（桑尼不會找樂子）

617
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:33,083
‎我不會找樂子？

618
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:34,625
‎隨便你們說

619
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:39,750
‎（桑尼寶貝
‎這是參加派對的最後機會）

620
00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:42,083
‎（四四大壽哦，再跟我說一聲）

621
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,041
‎我拿好了

622
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,750
‎-你好，你知道哈克在哪嗎？
‎-你好，你好嗎？

623
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,875
‎天啊，看看這艘船

624
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,250
‎哈克真有一套

625
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,958
‎桑尼寶貝

626
00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:13,541
‎-他出現了
‎-你來啦

627
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,750
‎-沒錯，生日快樂
‎-謝謝你，兄弟

628
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,166
‎兄弟，你維持得真好

629
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,750
‎你也拜託一下

630
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,333
‎你沒穿衣服耶

631
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:22,875
‎我整個禮拜都很興奮

632
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,208
‎來到這裡後，就一定要脫光下水

633
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,916
‎看到這些瘋子嗎？他們瞬間就跟上了

634
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,208
‎-好喔
‎-大家看這邊

635
00:26:30,041 --> 00:26:32,666
‎跟我最老的朋友打聲招呼！

636
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,458
‎桑尼，你好！

637
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:36,416
‎大家好

638
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,750
‎-他們也沒穿衣服
‎-想裸泳嗎？

639
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,916
‎-不了
‎-來嘛，我們一起游

640
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,250
‎就跟上次玩飛鼠裝一樣

641
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,833
‎不要…我不想裸泳

642
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,458
‎好吧，沒關係

643
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:50,416
‎見到你真開心，竟然已經過那麼久了

644
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,958
‎-真的，已經…
‎-已經三年了

645
00:26:53,041 --> 00:26:54,583
‎-對啊，好久
‎-沒錯

646
00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:56,500
‎你要毛巾嗎？你要披件…

647
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:57,750
‎-不用，我這樣就好
‎-好

648
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,041
‎真高興你來了

649
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:00,500
‎兄弟，那還用說

650
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,458
‎小孩由瑪雅帶，她回娘家了

651
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:05,833
‎我就跟她說：“妳去，我要休息”

652
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,250
‎-我需要放飛一下
‎-帥呆了

653
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,125
‎“隨妳去幹嘛吧”，所以…

654
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:11,750
‎我們要放縱大玩

655
00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:13,125
‎-對
‎-跟以前一樣？

656
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:16,041
‎這我求之不得，我蓄勢待發了

657
00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:18,791
‎-你看，車來了
‎-什麼車？

658
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,625
‎（四四大壽，＃跟哈克一起瘋）

659
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,875
‎你先吃個早餐捲餅，我去換衣服

660
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:27,125
‎那是你的巴士？

661
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,416
‎對啊，很帥吧？

662
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,708
‎那船呢？不是要搭船嗎？

663
00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:33,625
‎什麼船？

664
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:36,166
‎各位親朋好友好

665
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,208
‎你們很多人都知道

666
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:46,333
‎我相信統一服裝是聚會成功的關鍵

667
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,416
‎-沒錯
‎-喜歡這套衣服嗎？

668
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,625
‎-喜歡
‎-我幫每個人都準備了一套

669
00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:52,958
‎去找服裝袋，上面有貼每個人的名字

670
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,375
‎-嘿…
‎-你好嗎？

671
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:08,166
‎我要來一杯“聾射爛”

672
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,125
‎我不知道那是什麼

673
00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:11,208
‎龍舌蘭

674
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:14,958
‎-但我說成“聾射爛”，懂嗎？
‎-龍舌蘭啊

675
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,791
‎-沒錯
‎-這我就懂了

676
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:18,666
‎兄弟，你好嗎？

677
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:22,250
‎-我是卡畢，這位是我的伴崔妮
‎-你們好，你們是怎麼認識哈克的？

678
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,250
‎我們在共享辦公室的座位在隔壁

679
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,041
‎瞭解，不錯喔

680
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:29,041
‎你不在廣告公司上班了？

681
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,416
‎我離開那裡好幾年了

682
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,708
‎他們是老古板

683
00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:35,166
‎我自己開公司，專門做品牌合作

684
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,625
‎一條龍經營

685
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:37,541
‎都是先進領域

686
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,291
‎那是一定要的

687
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:40,708
‎很好

688
00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,666
‎你是叫桑尼吧？

689
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,916
‎哈克跟我們說你是家庭主夫

690
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,166
‎-對
‎-我們大大受到激勵

691
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,166
‎是，沒錯

692
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:50,625
‎我太太是建築師

693
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:53,458
‎-她超強
‎-我本來在花旗銀行做資料輸入

694
00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:54,958
‎一邊發展音樂事業

695
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,166
‎但我們生第二胎以後

696
00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:01,291
‎我想說由我在家顧小孩
‎總比請人來顧好

697
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,416
‎-真男人才做得到
‎-沒錯

698
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,500
‎你玩什麼樂器？

699
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:05,500
‎電子琴

700
00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,500
‎大家都叫我絲扣醫生

701
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:11,166
‎-我是創作歌手，玩成人當代音樂
‎-少謙虛了

702
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,791
‎桑尼出過專輯，超屌的

703
00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:18,458
‎簡直是天籟之音

704
00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:20,083
‎你有上架到Spotify嗎？

705
00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:22,958
‎-沒有
‎-所以是在Soundcloud上面？

706
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,791
‎-不是
‎-那我們要怎麼聽你的歌？

707
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,041
‎-應該…
‎-對啊

708
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,500
‎我出了CD

709
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:29,875
‎我再寄幾張給你們

710
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:32,041
‎-我沒工具能聽CD
‎-我有播放器

711
00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:34,583
‎我爸好像有

712
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:37,708
‎敬我兄弟桑尼，全世界最好的朋友

713
00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:40,708
{\an8}‎（按喇叭恭喜哈克）

714
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:42,375
{\an8}‎（華盛頓州聖胡安群島）

715
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:43,541
{\an8}‎達希

716
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:45,583
‎達希，仔細看好

717
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:50,208
‎食指放線上，然後拉過來打出滑結

718
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:51,958
‎你不能幫我打就好嗎？

719
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:52,875
‎我死都不要

720
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:53,833
‎爸

721
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:57,125
‎達希，去練琴
‎你爸一定會關心這件事

722
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,458
‎媽，可是爸又不在這

723
00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,458
‎他不在也一樣

724
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,791
‎你知道這場才藝秀對他來說有多重要

725
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,166
‎瑪雅，妳扯到女兒的頭髮了

726
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:08,333
‎每個人都有不擅長的事，知道嗎？

727
00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:10,416
‎-好啦，媽，給我一次機會
‎-什麼？我…

728
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,166
‎你們看，有水上飛機降落在我們碼頭

729
00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:17,333
‎水上飛機？會是誰？

730
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,416
‎你們看

731
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,041
‎嘿，瑪雅

732
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,750
‎瑪雅，是我啊，亞曼多

733
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,916
‎-亞曼多
‎-妳好

734
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,500
‎你怎麼會在這裡？

735
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,750
‎我知道，很驚喜吧？

736
00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:33,708
‎瑪雅不停告訴我這個地方有多驚人

737
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,666
‎所以我就來探一探路

738
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:37,833
‎我找到一座島

739
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:39,583
‎正考慮要買下來

740
00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:40,916
‎你說什麼？

741
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,791
‎-你是認真的嗎？
‎-是

742
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:46,166
‎重點是我真心認為
‎這就是妳等待已久的企畫

743
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,958
‎-妳終於可以自己開公司了
‎-你說什麼？

744
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:51,458
‎妳下午可以陪我嗎？

745
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,500
‎我希望妳幫我看看這個地產

746
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:57,833
‎可是我答應孩子會暫時放下工作

747
00:30:57,916 --> 00:30:59,000
‎我瞭解

748
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:01,333
‎妳說得對
‎我不想打擾你們的親子時光

749
00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:02,250
‎對不起

750
00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:03,166
‎除非…

751
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,833
‎還是說，達希和艾娃可以一起去？

752
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,750
‎-達希
‎-什麼事？

753
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,041
‎你想學開水上飛機嗎？

754
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,583
‎想得要命！

755
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,583
‎這樣就沒問題了

756
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:21,541
‎（四四大壽）

757
00:31:21,625 --> 00:31:24,458
‎（加州死亡谷）

758
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:26,208
‎大家聽好

759
00:31:26,291 --> 00:31:29,458
‎我想了很多慶祝44歲生日的辦法

760
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,458
‎由於現在這場嚴重的疫情

761
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:35,125
‎我們已經很久無法享受相聚的樂趣

762
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,625
‎-沒錯
‎-所以這週的主角不是我

763
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,583
‎-而是我們大家
‎-好

764
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,125
‎說得好

765
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:44,416
‎我們要回歸最初的起點，就在這裡

766
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,375
‎在這無情，卻又雄偉的…

767
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,583
‎雄偉的加州沙漠

768
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,833
‎我要先用廁所和淋浴間

769
00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:57,125
‎歡迎來到哈克切拉音樂節

770
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,458
‎這是我們自己的火人祭

771
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:01,125
‎由我親自設計，那個人像就是我

772
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:02,541
‎這是什麼狀況？

773
00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,416
‎-可以拍了嗎？
‎-好

774
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,166
‎-三、二…
‎-等等

775
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,791
‎桑尼在哪？

776
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:12,333
‎桑尼，到前面來，快點

777
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:14,375
‎-我可以不用拍啦
‎-這張是紀念主題照

778
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,458
‎-我可以不用拍，不用…
‎-過來吧，把他抬起來

779
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458
‎非常好

780
00:32:25,916 --> 00:32:27,375
‎-拍到了嗎？
‎-拍到了

781
00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:32,375
‎你是這張照片的亮點，都靠你…

782
00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:34,125
‎大家行李拿好

783
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,750
‎去挑蒙古包，女士優先

784
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,000
‎-吉諾，我們五天後見，開車小心
‎-五天

785
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,791
‎什麼五天？哈克，我們在荒郊野外耶

786
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,833
‎-我們這禮拜要回歸原始
‎-什麼意思？

787
00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:47,041
‎我們要洗盡鉛華

788
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,250
‎我保證這一定會是最精彩的一週

789
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:51,666
‎-我明白…
‎-找張睡墊，一個蒙古包有六張

790
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,500
‎-什麼包？
‎-真高興你來了

791
00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,916
‎-你先等一下
‎-這實在太棒了，我好開心

792
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,083
‎-你看，喜歡我的雕像嗎？
‎-哈克，先等一下

793
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,541
‎沒訊號，這是在開什麼玩笑？

794
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,333
‎一點訊號都沒有

795
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:30,083
‎這是有背帶的外套包

796
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,250
‎哇靠

797
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:32,875
‎一定會流行

798
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,541
‎他來了

799
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:38,250
‎-衣服帥喔
‎-我不知道派對會走什麼路線

800
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:42,375
‎所以就挑了度假風，不過我會再搞定

801
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,375
‎你現在就搞定了，你一向都很行

802
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:47,416
‎各位帥哥美女，我們來分配工作

803
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,833
‎我知道天色還早

804
00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,041
‎不過我們得先過來處理晚餐

805
00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:55,000
‎這才像樣嘛
‎晚餐吃什麼？像以前一樣嗎？

806
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,708
‎會有牛排跟美國和牛吧？有什麼？

807
00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:01,250
‎都沒有，我們要自己去覓食

808
00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,250
‎翻開防水布

809
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,500
‎我的工作是養蜂人
‎但停工期間都會出外覓食

810
00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:08,666
‎所以有問題的人儘管問我

811
00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,416
‎我第一個要問的問題是

812
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,875
‎“你們為什麼要跟我開玩笑？”

813
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:16,500
‎別鬧了，我有看到保冷箱
‎我確定那裡面一定有裝食物

814
00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:18,916
‎確實是有開胃菜，但主菜要自己搞定

815
00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:22,250
‎拿好大砍刀跟籃子，出發覓食囉

816
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:24,000
‎出發覓食囉

817
00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:25,791
‎還得自己去覓食？

818
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,416
‎哈克，可以借一步說話嗎？

819
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,708
‎-怎麼了？
‎-我要上廁所，移動廁所在哪？

820
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,833
‎那邊

821
00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:34,291
‎那是水桶

822
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,041
‎那是攜帶式便桶，非常好用

823
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,750
‎-攜帶式什麼？
‎-攜帶式便桶

824
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,625
‎隨便拿一個，大在裡面

825
00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,458
‎看要丟路邊還怎樣都行

826
00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:43,416
‎我得去幫蒸汗房點火

827
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,083
‎祝你覓食好運，要小心響尾蛇

828
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,166
‎-什麼？
‎-響尾蛇可以吃，不過非常危險

829
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,083
‎小心響…

830
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,083
‎太荒謬了

831
00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,791
‎（桑尼，獨處得開心嗎？）

832
00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:07,125
{\an8}‎（桑尼交通導護）

833
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,583
‎（桑尼在家爽）

834
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:09,750
‎還真成熟

835
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,541
‎在樂高上裝陰莖，還不錯

836
00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:18,833
‎看看你現在做何感想

837
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,708
‎（和兄弟一起享樂，＃登博小子）

838
00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,583
‎賤人，自己去看我的IG吧

839
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:31,375
‎可惡，天啊

840
00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,375
‎忍不住了

841
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:48,250
‎搞什麼？先等一下

842
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:50,083
‎這是怎樣？

843
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:54,541
‎別鬧了，好癢

844
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:57,291
‎你的爪子還真利，不過還是很可愛

845
00:35:58,375 --> 00:35:59,375
‎小可愛…

846
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:02,583
‎小傢伙

847
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,458
‎你這隻膽小貓咪，看看你

848
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:14,500
‎死定了

849
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,583
‎給你，你要的是牠吧？應該是吧？

850
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,208
‎我先把牠放下

851
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,875
‎不管了！

852
00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:33,458
‎救命…

853
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,458
‎有獅子！

854
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:37,625
‎-沙拉叉、一般叉
‎-好多盤子

855
00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:39,291
‎-刀鋒朝內
‎-救命

856
00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,500
‎-好
‎-有獅子

857
00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:42,416
‎怎麼了？

858
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:45,625
‎有獅子在追我

859
00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:48,125
‎這雙鞋子爛透了，該死

860
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:49,750
‎上面那個是桑尼嗎？

861
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:50,833
‎救命！哈克！

862
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,708
‎牠要吃我！有獅子要吃我！

863
00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:55,375
‎有山獅在追他

864
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:58,000
‎我好怕

865
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,416
‎-桑尼，再跑快一點
‎-桑尼快跑

866
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,875
‎-快逃
‎-有獅子在追我

867
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,583
‎救命！

868
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,125
‎牠在追我！別追我！

869
00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,625
‎靠，嚇死我了

870
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:14,791
‎-哇靠
‎-不會吧

871
00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:22,208
‎桑尼，危險啊

872
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:24,916
‎我的天啊

873
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:30,833
‎你看什麼看？

874
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,208
‎賤狗，放馬過來啊

875
00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,625
‎找到了

876
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,208
‎給你致命一擊！

877
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,791
‎滾下去

878
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,791
‎給我滾下去，肚子餓也不要吃我

879
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:56,833
‎滾開啦

880
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:01,458
‎你肚子餓？

881
00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:04,041
‎你以為我是黑兔子嗎？

882
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:07,416
‎兄弟，你太屌了
‎你剛才拿出了原始本能

883
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,083
‎一點也沒錯

884
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,041
‎一點也沒錯

885
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:15,958
‎你知道嗎？

886
00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,750
‎牠雖然是大貓

887
00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:20,250
‎但我眼前這位才是大狼狗

888
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,833
‎-這位是大狼狗，你是大狼狗
‎-說得好

889
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:26,416
‎你有聽到嗎？

890
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,500
‎我是大狼狗

891
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:33,583
‎有夠慘

892
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,666
‎我是大狼狗

893
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:39,958
‎桑尼，你先冷靜，你背後流了一點血

894
00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:42,083
‎什麼意思？牠傷到我了嗎？

895
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,541
‎牠讓我受了皮肉傷？

896
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,375
‎哇靠

897
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,125
‎我這裡有抗菌藥膏

898
00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:48,291
‎幫我塗上去

899
00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,541
‎抗菌藥膏可能沒用

900
00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:51,458
‎拍張照給我看

901
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:53,208
‎-你確定要看？
‎-我一定要看

902
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,625
‎藥膏通常是直接塗上去

903
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,416
‎讓傷口結痂，隔天就好了

904
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,041
‎-你看這裡
‎-我看看

905
00:38:59,125 --> 00:38:59,958
‎什麼…

906
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:05,666
‎牠想扯出我的脊椎

907
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,583
‎你得保持呼吸

908
00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,708
‎這是預謀攻擊

909
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,416
‎桑尼

910
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:12,416
‎他不行了

911
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,166
‎-大家冷靜
‎-桑尼？

912
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:15,708
‎我們先把他搬回營區

913
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:17,958
‎沒問題，我們抱你回去

914
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,041
‎生猛海鮮吧上菜囉

915
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:51,166
‎大狼狗，要來杯“聾射爛”嗎？

916
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,250
‎開趴啦！

917
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:07,125
‎敬大狼狗

918
00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:28,208
‎一、二、三，滑下來

919
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:30,166
‎好棒，換你了

920
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,416
‎不對，是換我

921
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,958
‎好，換妳，等等，是妳爸

922
00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:34,291
‎嗨

923
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,041
‎我想打電話給你們

924
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,333
‎看看你們好不好，親愛的

925
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:42,041
‎其實還挺不錯的
‎我們今天玩得很開心，你呢？

926
00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:43,666
‎-我很好
‎-是桑尼

927
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,708
‎其實是好上加好
‎我跑來參加哈克的派對

928
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,166
‎好耶！真的是太棒了，寶貝

929
00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:49,250
‎我很替你開心

930
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,375
‎我們在沙漠中回歸原始

931
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:52,291
‎是喔？

932
00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:55,208
‎我還得到綽號，大家都叫我大狼狗

933
00:40:55,291 --> 00:40:56,500
‎我知道那是什麼意思

934
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:57,916
‎大狼狗！

935
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,958
‎越聽越喜歡

936
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:00,083
‎寶貝，我…

937
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,208
‎-爸
‎-兒子

938
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,666
‎你有練習才藝秀嗎？

939
00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:06,833
‎沒有，比那還棒
‎我們搭水上飛機兜風

940
00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:08,458
‎超好玩的

941
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,416
‎-瞭解
‎-媽媽的朋友亞曼多

942
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,583
‎-載我們去他的小島
‎-電話給我

943
00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:14,791
‎倒帶一下，你是說“亞曼多”嗎？

944
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:16,083
‎可以叫你媽聽電話嗎？

945
00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,083
‎我要跟你媽說話，立刻馬上

946
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:19,250
‎-嗨，老公
‎-嘿

947
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,750
‎妳沒跟我提過亞曼多會去

948
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,958
‎我也不知道他會來，他是突然跑來的

949
00:41:25,041 --> 00:41:28,833
‎他在考慮要買一座島，想問我意見

950
00:41:28,916 --> 00:41:31,625
‎媽要幫他設計烏龜之家

951
00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,916
‎你在說什麼？那是什麼意思？

952
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,583
‎我本來是要等孩子睡覺後就告訴你

953
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:39,625
‎他建議我辭掉現在的工作

954
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,750
‎自己開公司，找他當第一個客戶

955
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,166
‎原來是這樣

956
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:49,333
‎我記得妳之前還告訴我
‎想花時間好好跟孩子相處

957
00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:52,875
‎-現在被我發現妳跟這傢伙在跳島…
‎-給我

958
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,833
‎-不要太兇
‎-還到處跑

959
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,333
‎桑尼，我是基爾

960
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,291
‎該死

961
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,541
‎-你給我搞清楚
‎-又來了

962
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,125
‎你們家是瑪雅主外

963
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,333
‎你則是主內

964
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:06,250
‎雖然我很愛你，但你要守好本分

965
00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:09,416
‎基爾，我告訴你
‎我才不想聽你這種偷吃仔

966
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,125
‎大談感情建議，或是任何一種建議

967
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:13,250
‎-什麼？
‎-沒錯

968
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,583
‎-你這個偷吃仔
‎-什麼？

969
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,625
‎-外公偷吃什麼？
‎-我從來沒偷吃過

970
00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,541
‎想回顧去年夏天嗎？

971
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:20,875
‎歐卡島高爾夫球場？

972
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,291
‎你每次在2公尺內就偷推桿

973
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:26,291
‎-是高爾夫球啦，超無聊
‎-我告訴你，那可不是免費贈送的

974
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:27,583
‎推桿不是隨便就能推的

975
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:32,083
‎娘炮，你沒種阻止我推桿又不能怪我

976
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:34,958
‎-我沒種？
‎-好，瑪雅…

977
00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:36,875
‎我來跟你介紹一下我的種

978
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:40,291
‎介紹我那又大又黑的種

979
00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:43,166
‎-我不講了，女兒，電話拿去
‎-我打退一隻山獅

980
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:44,500
‎我還沒講完，你不准走

981
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,166
‎基爾，你給我接電話

982
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:47,875
‎老公，我們要跟你道晚安了

983
00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:50,875
‎瑪雅，叫基爾給我接電話

984
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,000
‎你才沒種

985
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,333
‎桑尼

986
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,166
‎你剛才去哪了？

987
00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:10,958
‎-我想打電話給瑪雅，只好去找訊號
‎-是喔？

988
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,666
‎我打去關心她好不好

989
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:15,125
‎想說她在花時間好好陪孩子

990
00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:16,750
‎應該要乖乖待在娘家才對

991
00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,916
‎結果我發現她的客戶亞曼多也在

992
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,708
‎我會發現是因為達希告訴我的

993
00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:22,916
‎然後她爸罵我是娘炮

994
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,041
‎-我從沒…我不是娘炮，我…
‎-現在別再說這個了

995
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,000
‎冷靜點

996
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,166
‎-我…
‎-深呼吸，重新集中

997
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,416
‎你不在瑪雅身邊

998
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,041
‎-你不在孩子身邊
‎-對

999
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:35,041
‎-你現在在沙漠，和我在一起
‎-對

1000
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:37,791
‎這樣就對了

1001
00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:39,666
‎重新集中

1002
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:41,416
‎太棒了

1003
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:45,458
‎桑尼，等你看到我的神祕嘉賓
‎一定會爽到發癲

1004
00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:48,041
‎-你有神祕嘉賓？
‎-我有神祕嘉賓

1005
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:48,958
‎特別為你找的

1006
00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:50,958
‎他們有點早到，不過你一定會喜歡

1007
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:52,666
‎-是誰？告訴我
‎-你一定會喜歡

1008
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:56,666
‎哎呀呀

1009
00:43:56,750 --> 00:44:00,041
‎哈克，我傳訊給你，你都一直躲我

1010
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:03,541
‎不是啦，我只是忙著計劃派對
‎這是我的四四大壽

1011
00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:06,958
‎我不是想戳破你的幻想
‎不過那根本算不上里程碑

1012
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,666
‎要不是你這個朋友把你貼上IG

1013
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,833
‎我根本就找不到你躲在哪

1014
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,583
‎我絕對不會躲你

1015
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:16,208
‎等等，我錯過什麼了嗎？
‎這就是驚喜？

1016
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:17,875
‎請讓我自我介紹

1017
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:20,500
‎我是史丹柏曼，替代收入專家

1018
00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:23,666
‎-這位是我的同事多莉
‎-你好

1019
00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:26,833
‎妳也好，我是桑尼費雪

1020
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,500
‎哈克，我看到你舉辦
‎這場精心設計的慶祝會

1021
00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:33,291
‎但你明明還欠我四萬七千元

1022
00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,791
‎多莉和我只好來拜訪你了

1023
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:38,416
‎不是，我…我最近有一點周轉問題

1024
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,833
‎史丹自願幫我墊錢

1025
00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:40,791
‎-沒事啦
‎-好喔

1026
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,583
‎我不是幫你墊錢，哈克

1027
00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:46,125
‎我是借錢給你，但你拒絕還錢

1028
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:50,208
‎所以多莉現在要給你一點肉體傷害

1029
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:52,333
‎史丹，史丹大哥

1030
00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:54,083
‎我們不是朋友嗎？

1031
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:57,833
‎是啊，不過我對費用講得很清楚

1032
00:44:57,916 --> 00:44:59,208
‎這是誤會一場

1033
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:01,416
‎我不知道期限有這麼短

1034
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,750
‎給我一天，我調動一下資金

1035
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:04,750
‎就能還你錢了

1036
00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,875
‎-一天？
‎-對

1037
00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,000
‎好吧

1038
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,666
‎-天啊
‎-太好了，謝謝

1039
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,291
‎-你看，他很講道理
‎-這是怎樣？我快嚇死了

1040
00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:15,750
‎不要切斷任何器官

1041
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,666
‎隨便打斷根手指，然後我們就走人

1042
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,541
‎你在說什麼？
‎都已經說好你要給我一天了

1043
00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:22,708
‎你剛剛才說沒問題，我們有聽到

1044
00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:27,583
‎哈克，不給你一點皮肉傷
‎你真的會感受到還錢壓力嗎？

1045
00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:29,750
‎-急迫程度會不太一樣
‎-我就是這個意思

1046
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,625
‎你們不會有問題啦，多莉下手很準

1047
00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:34,666
‎請把手指放木頭上

1048
00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,250
‎哈克，先等一下

1049
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,083
‎-別照做
‎-她說我一定要做

1050
00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,750
‎-要開始…
‎-妳聽我說…她叫什麼？

1051
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,208
‎多莉，就是“多力多滋”少了“多滋”

1052
00:45:43,291 --> 00:45:44,583
‎拜託，你振作點

1053
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:46,958
‎等等，他好像有重要的話要說

1054
00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:48,916
‎-等等…
‎-幹嘛？

1055
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,958
‎我不能坐視不理，我感到自己有責任

1056
00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:54,875
‎-桑尼，這不是你的錯
‎-哈克，別說了，讓…

1057
00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,875
‎該負責的人是你？

1058
00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,333
‎對，是我發的照片把你們引來的

1059
00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:02,458
‎-好吧
‎-很好

1060
00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:04,416
‎-多莉，我愛妳，謝謝
‎-謝謝

1061
00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,916
‎妳好體貼，我就說她很體貼

1062
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,666
‎比他更懂得體諒他人

1063
00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:12,708
‎我的天啊

1064
00:46:12,791 --> 00:46:15,166
‎等一下，為什麼是矮子在叫？

1065
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,000
‎他說他要負責

1066
00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,750
‎我是指把你們引來的事情，滴滴

1067
00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:20,750
‎是多莉！

1068
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:22,541
‎多莉！隨便啦！

1069
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:23,458
‎他媽的

1070
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,875
‎多莉，這種事妳要先問我啊

1071
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,333
‎他說要負責啊

1072
00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:30,583
‎天啊，好噁心，看起來好像辣味奇多

1073
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:31,958
‎我很抱歉，桑尼

1074
00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:35,416
‎不過有手指斷了，對吧？這樣就夠了

1075
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,125
‎多莉，可以麻煩妳去把營區燒掉嗎？

1076
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:40,333
‎-還是我得繼續在旁監督？
‎-什麼？

1077
00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:43,333
‎你說有手指斷掉就夠了
‎為什麼還要燒掉營區？

1078
00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:46,916
‎你欠我一大筆錢
‎還製作了自己的巨大人像

1079
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,083
‎你覺得那對我的生意會有什麼影響？

1080
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:52,708
‎派對已經結束
‎趕快搞定你的問題，把錢還我

1081
00:46:52,791 --> 00:46:55,250
‎-我的天啊，哈克
‎-她真的要放火了

1082
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:56,708
‎桑尼，我再次向你致歉

1083
00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:59,916
‎我保證你要是多認識多莉
‎一定會覺得她很可愛

1084
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,416
‎我們在開派對耶

1085
00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:05,833
‎-派對結束了，回家吧
‎-別燒我的人像啊

1086
00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,791
‎本來是要等到週四才燒耶

1087
00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:13,625
‎大家冷靜，不過還是要逃命

1088
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,000
‎別擔心，你幹嘛啊？

1089
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,916
‎你現在欠我四萬七，外加一支iPhone

1090
00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:20,625
‎搞屁啊？

1091
00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:22,791
‎大家聽我說

1092
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:24,916
‎我很抱歉

1093
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,583
‎這是一場誤會

1094
00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,833
‎其實是記帳問題

1095
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:31,625
‎這很明顯不是我設想好的結尾

1096
00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:35,291
‎吉諾會安全送你們回洛杉磯，再見

1097
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:37,250
‎-我們玩得很開心
‎-謝謝

1098
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:39,083
‎下週末再一起出去玩，好嗎？

1099
00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:41,833
‎你說吉諾會安全送“你們”回洛杉磯

1100
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:43,625
‎你不一起走？

1101
00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:46,333
‎我要留下來看看還有什麼廢物能利用

1102
00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:47,916
‎我再叫優步就好

1103
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,125
‎這場派對一樣超火熱，兄弟

1104
00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,250
‎這時候可能不是很適合提到火

1105
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:54,500
‎我只是要說…

1106
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:55,791
‎我懂你要表達什麼

1107
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,833
‎哈克再見

1108
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,166
‎你要的話，我是不介意留下來

1109
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,833
‎陪你檢視這些東西

1110
00:48:03,916 --> 00:48:05,458
‎不用，桑尼，你幫得夠多了

1111
00:48:05,541 --> 00:48:06,833
‎我很抱歉你被打斷手指

1112
00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:08,916
‎快點，告訴我要去哪邊

1113
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,916
‎想從這邊開始嗎？

1114
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,416
‎要不要從沒有火在燒的東西檢查起？

1115
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,208
‎還在冒煙的那些？

1116
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,250
‎大家再見

1117
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:20,625
‎我的天啊

1118
00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:22,583
‎我的保冷箱融了

1119
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,333
‎我的兩千五百泡湯了

1120
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:26,875
‎你花兩千五買保冷箱？

1121
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:30,125
‎你都欠債了
‎怎麼還花那種錢買保冷箱？

1122
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:31,833
‎我不知道我是怎麼回事

1123
00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,666
‎我能說的是，問題遠比保冷箱嚴重

1124
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:37,083
‎桑尼，其實我不是自己離開廣告公司

1125
00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:38,416
‎我是被開除的

1126
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,833
‎-你被怎樣？
‎-我被開除了

1127
00:48:40,916 --> 00:48:42,125
‎我帶客戶去吃晚餐

1128
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:45,208
‎結果莫名就跑到墨西哥續攤喝得爛醉

1129
00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,833
‎人資部注意到事情不對勁

1130
00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:50,583
‎他們不願意讓一萬七千元的晚餐報帳

1131
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:55,250
‎我想自己開公司
‎但我連財務管理軟體都不會用

1132
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,708
‎事情每況愈下，我抓狂似地在辦派對

1133
00:48:57,791 --> 00:48:59,958
‎我只是想躲避孤單而已

1134
00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,000
‎你需要幫忙怎麼不打給我？

1135
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:06,291
‎我打了啊，還傳簡訊
‎我每次找你，都會被你打發

1136
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:10,041
‎我懂，好嗎？我懂你的意思
‎你的人生已經翻到美好的新篇章

1137
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:13,250
‎沒時間被我妨礙，我明白

1138
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,791
‎不是這樣，哈克

1139
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:17,541
‎你都在晚上11點約我出去

1140
00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,041
‎我9點就上床睡覺了

1141
00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:20,666
‎更別提我如果真的出去

1142
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:23,666
‎我要跟養蜂人聊什麼？

1143
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:24,791
‎那不是我的世界

1144
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,333
‎我會組樂高、擦屁股

1145
00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:28,041
‎桑尼，你做得超成功

1146
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:29,833
‎你支持著一個傑出女人

1147
00:49:29,916 --> 00:49:31,083
‎養育兩個優秀孩子

1148
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,250
‎任誰都會想要拼命爭奪你的人生

1149
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:35,875
‎你就不會

1150
00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,291
‎你是在開玩笑嗎？

1151
00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:38,958
‎那是我的夢想

1152
00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:41,833
‎只是我走的是克隆尼路線

1153
00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,666
‎那是什麼意思？

1154
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:47,041
‎喬治克隆尼？世界第一搶手單身漢？

1155
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:49,333
‎那傢伙保持單身到50歲

1156
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:51,208
‎然後娶了艾瑪，生了雙胞胎

1157
00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:53,500
‎就這樣一路成為了愛家男人

1158
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,500
‎-克隆尼路線
‎-我懂，瞭解

1159
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:59,041
‎很抱歉我之前打發你

1160
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:02,416
‎真的很抱歉
‎我們隔這麼久才談談也很不好

1161
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:03,833
‎對吧？

1162
00:50:03,916 --> 00:50:05,541
‎沒關係，我們現在在談了

1163
00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:07,125
‎你是我最好的朋友

1164
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,166
‎既往不咎

1165
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,083
‎對

1166
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,375
‎既往不咎，你說得對

1167
00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:15,833
‎我很抱歉，兄弟

1168
00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:17,625
‎-我的天啊
‎-怎樣？

1169
00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:19,916
‎生猛海鮮吧毫髮無傷

1170
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,250
‎桑尼，這是徵兆

1171
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:24,041
‎-情況好轉了
‎-你在…

1172
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:27,583
‎我們去打包帶走
‎我才不要白白浪費四千元的貝類

1173
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:29,791
‎你花四千元買貝類？

1174
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:33,166
‎天啊，車裡好臭

1175
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:36,083
‎要是知道你們拿著海鮮
‎我絕對不會讓你們上車

1176
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,791
‎真的很抱歉，席瑪
‎但帶著這些牡蠣可以說是上帝的旨意

1177
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,958
‎-這是在開什麼玩笑？
‎-怎樣？

1178
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:44,833
‎下一個出口是到托潘嘉

1179
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:46,208
‎亞曼多家在那

1180
00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:49,250
‎牙刷大王本人就住那

1181
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,500
‎-我和他之間有場棋局般的廝殺
‎-不意外

1182
00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:54,500
‎-我走一步，他…
‎-我一定要看看這傢伙

1183
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,166
‎-看亞曼多？
‎-讓我看看他

1184
00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:58,333
‎好吧

1185
00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:02,125
‎我的天啊，他好帥

1186
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,291
‎電話拿過來給我看

1187
00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:05,708
‎不要吧…哈克！

1188
00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:07,791
‎-我想聽女性的意見
‎-天啊

1189
00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:09,791
‎-妳想上他嗎？
‎-當然，絕對上個不停

1190
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:12,166
‎我受夠了，麻煩把電話還…

1191
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:14,000
‎妳按這張照片讚嗎？

1192
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:16,875
‎沒錯，超帥

1193
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:18,000
‎桑尼

1194
00:51:18,083 --> 00:51:20,958
‎-這些大亨是掠奪者
‎-什麼？

1195
00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:23,208
‎他對你家人下手，你就對他家人下手

1196
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:25,583
‎-這個嘛…
‎-他有太太嗎？女友？

1197
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:26,916
‎我有興趣，有何不可？

1198
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,875
‎我不想破壞家庭
‎但我願意為你這麼做

1199
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:30,875
‎-好啦
‎-給我一週，我去誘惑她

1200
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:33,833
‎其實呢

1201
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:36,500
‎他還真的有

1202
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,000
‎-從這個出口下去
‎-這一個嗎？

1203
00:51:40,083 --> 00:51:41,208
‎就是這個，下去

1204
00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:44,291
‎喂！有聽過方向燈嗎？

1205
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,833
‎兄弟，我這輩子做過許多蠢事

1206
00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:51,375
‎但我絕對不要幹烏龜

1207
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:55,666
‎-你說你要幹烏龜？
‎-哈克，我不是要你做這種事

1208
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:58,083
‎那傢伙說這些動物是他的家人

1209
00:51:58,166 --> 00:52:01,583
‎所以我打算把牠抓走，拿去放生

1210
00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:03,666
‎放出大門外，是不是？

1211
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,875
‎等他從聖胡安回來，牠早就不知去向

1212
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,333
‎-他一定會傷心欲絕
‎-他一定會氣死

1213
00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:12,208
‎烏龜比想像中還要重

1214
00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:14,375
‎-我家有養一隻
‎-你什麼時候養烏龜了？

1215
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:19,125
‎孩子的學前班要我們帶一隻在暑假養

1216
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,416
‎孩子愛上了牠，我搞不懂為什麼

1217
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,750
‎牠們有夠冷漠

1218
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,375
‎完全不是好寵物，一點反應都沒有

1219
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:26,750
‎什麼事都不做

1220
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,666
‎去吧，全世界任你行，加油

1221
00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,083
‎牠開始動起來了

1222
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:32,000
‎沒錯

1223
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,333
‎-實在有夠蠢
‎-快走

1224
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,958
‎老實說，我有點反悔了

1225
00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:43,333
‎我想像到牠穿越高速公路的畫面

1226
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:44,750
‎牠死定了

1227
00:52:44,833 --> 00:52:46,166
‎-謝天謝地
‎-嗯

1228
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,958
‎我也有同感，但你點子出個不停
‎所以我就沒插嘴

1229
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:54,041
‎光是知道可以這樣對亞曼多
‎我就很高興了

1230
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,500
‎-等等，把牠放下
‎-幹嘛？

1231
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,750
‎-先等一下
‎-怎樣？

1232
00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:58,833
‎“怎樣”？

1233
00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:00,875
‎我現在是要跟大狼狗說話

1234
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,250
‎就算不能拆散他的家庭

1235
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,250
‎我們至少可以砸爛他家

1236
00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:05,791
‎哈克，先別衝動

1237
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:06,833
‎你是大狼狗嗎？

1238
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:07,958
‎對，我是大狼狗

1239
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,500
‎別當小賤人

1240
00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:10,416
‎我不是賤人

1241
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,458
‎-我是大狼狗
‎-大狼狗叫兩聲來聽聽

1242
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,000
‎那是大狼狗的叫聲嗎？

1243
00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:19,833
‎很好，他準備好了

1244
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:24,833
‎通通倒掉

1245
00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:25,916
‎沒有鹽要怎麼辦？

1246
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,750
‎-倒掉
‎-這是好東西耶

1247
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:30,666
‎這不能用倒的，要自己動手轉

1248
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,041
‎這要轉到天荒地老

1249
00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,041
‎我要把溫度調到最高

1250
00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,625
‎-毀掉，通通毀掉
‎-把他的酒全毀掉

1251
00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:38,541
‎刪除

1252
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:41,541
‎《倉庫淘寶大戰》、《原始生活》
‎《歡樂一家親》、《男人兩個半》

1253
00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:42,958
‎這傢伙是跟爸媽住嗎？

1254
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:46,875
‎-他會用這個嗎？
‎-要放進去那裡面嗎？

1255
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:48,916
‎賤人，你想翻我的蛋嗎？

1256
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,666
‎亞曼多，我的醬汁味道如何？

1257
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,541
‎-天啊
‎-我敢說是巧克力口味

1258
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:56,666
‎再見囉

1259
00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:59,041
‎-準備要再狠一點了嗎？
‎-好

1260
00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:00,750
‎我們在馬桶裡留紀念品給他

1261
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,166
‎-當然好
‎-很好

1262
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:04,458
‎那是什麼意思？

1263
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:06,250
‎轟炸水箱

1264
00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:07,625
‎大號

1265
00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:09,041
‎-瞭解
‎-熱騰騰的米田共

1266
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,125
‎我得先累積便意，不過我一定拉

1267
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,250
‎可惡，沒有水箱

1268
00:54:14,791 --> 00:54:16,250
‎還是你去他床上拉屎好了

1269
00:54:16,916 --> 00:54:18,125
‎這個選擇不錯

1270
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,541
‎你每次都有超棒點子

1271
00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,375
‎我要拉了

1272
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:33,750
‎亞曼多，我要把鞋子左腳都丟掉

1273
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,333
‎這雙來一腳，這雙也來一腳

1274
00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:41,500
‎-大狼狗，你轟炸成功了嗎？
‎-那當然

1275
00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:44,083
‎就這樣？那根本就是飯店薄荷糖

1276
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,708
‎我在沙漠就上過廁所了

1277
00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:49,250
‎沒有多少原料能用，但我還是硬拉

1278
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,916
‎喂，妳在幹嘛？

1279
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,250
‎我們不做這種事

1280
00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:01,041
‎我們做的是無傷大雅

1281
00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:03,041
‎但還是帶著惡意的事

1282
00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:03,958
‎不是這種事

1283
00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:06,083
‎-但你不想報復嗎？
‎-不要

1284
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:07,833
‎用力發洩？我這是為你做的

1285
00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:09,291
‎不對，才不是

1286
00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:10,583
‎不要再摔盤子了

1287
00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:12,000
‎麻煩妳去車上等

1288
00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:13,208
‎好吧

1289
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:15,250
‎我欣賞妳的熱心

1290
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:16,375
‎謝謝

1291
00:55:24,541 --> 00:55:26,416
‎你要怎麼還史丹柏曼錢？

1292
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,833
‎我要潛逃出境

1293
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,291
‎-什麼？
‎-史丹是壞人

1294
00:55:30,375 --> 00:55:33,833
‎他的外號是“比佛利山屠夫”
‎聽說他都在碼頭棄屍

1295
00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:35,291
‎哈克，這也太誇張了

1296
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,875
‎我有個朋友
‎搬到布宜諾斯艾利斯追求探戈夢

1297
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,208
‎幾乎孑然一身也還過得去

1298
00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:42,125
‎我就去那邊避避風頭

1299
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,666
‎弄一點錢給史丹，就沒事了

1300
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,833
‎你要離開？太扯了

1301
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:48,416
‎我們虎豹小霸王才剛重逢耶

1302
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,041
‎我們最後又共度了一天
‎這是我人生中最開心的一天

1303
00:55:51,125 --> 00:55:53,666
‎這一天沒必要結束
‎我們可以繼續狂歡

1304
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,041
‎桑尼，已經結束了

1305
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:57,541
‎我現在到處寄居，根本沒地方狂歡

1306
00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:00,583
‎要是有地方呢？

1307
00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:02,541
‎-不要
‎-就要，打給吉諾

1308
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,916
‎叫吉諾開車到謝爾曼奧克斯

1309
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,416
‎我要轉移狂歡陣地到我家

1310
00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:11,000
‎搞定，哈克巴士已經在路上
‎我把你家家規傳給卡畢了

1311
00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:12,416
‎-他都清楚了
‎-這好…

1312
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:16,500
‎天啊，要是爆胎，你們就要賠錢

1313
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,125
‎沒關係，我有道路救援保險

1314
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:22,708
‎兄弟，我說這場派對會超屌

1315
00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:23,625
‎就一定超屌

1316
00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:25,750
‎我們會轟轟烈烈送你一程

1317
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:26,666
‎等著瞧

1318
00:56:27,208 --> 00:56:28,416
‎絕對轟轟烈烈

1319
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,166
‎-妳敲什麼敲？
‎-立刻給我下車

1320
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,583
‎你們一定要看看這一幕

1321
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:36,041
‎-就說我們會賠了，妳是怎樣？
‎-自己看，往下看

1322
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,500
‎我的天啊

1323
00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:39,250
‎-牠死了嗎？
‎-我不知道

1324
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:41,166
‎太慘了，牠可能有一百歲耶

1325
00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,500
‎我的天啊

1326
00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:45,000
‎-這樣不會有報應嗎？
‎-牠眨眼了

1327
00:56:45,083 --> 00:56:46,000
‎-什麼？
‎-牠眨眼了

1328
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,583
‎-你看到了？
‎-牠現在就在眨

1329
00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:49,125
‎-你好
‎-好吧，聽著

1330
00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:51,541
‎只要牠還能眨眼，我們就有時間挽救

1331
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:54,875
‎我們只要把牠載到動物醫院去就好

1332
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:59,791
‎休想，我才不要把這隻受創野獸
‎放到我的新車上

1333
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:01,041
‎席瑪，妳講理一點吧

1334
00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:04,458
‎一隻受傷烏龜
‎會比後車箱裡的兩百顆牡蠣還臭嗎？

1335
00:57:04,541 --> 00:57:06,291
‎我們還是專注在問題上吧

1336
00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,791
‎重點不是妳

1337
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:08,875
‎你幹嘛兇我？

1338
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,958
‎-別激動
‎-妳敢動手推大狼狗？

1339
00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:13,875
‎-什麼大狼狗？你只是小狗
‎-他比小狗大多了

1340
00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,208
‎汪汪，賤人，叫聲要這樣才對

1341
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:17,666
‎我沒時間跟妳吵，上車

1342
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:18,583
‎搬上車

1343
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:19,833
‎把烏龜抬起來

1344
00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:21,291
‎快給我滾上車

1345
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:22,750
‎-別對我頤指氣使
‎-有用一點

1346
00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:25,250
‎天啊

1347
00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:26,166
‎快點

1348
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,708
‎天啊，小心點

1349
00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:31,791
‎-閉嘴，妳以為我們不知道嗎？
‎-明顯是不知道，你們摔到牠耶

1350
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:33,583
‎上面說要怎麼做？

1351
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:34,583
‎蓋住嘴巴

1352
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:38,625
‎用盡全力往鼻子吹，嘴唇要貼住

1353
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,666
‎你自己看照片

1354
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:41,708
‎牠在反抗，不讓空氣進去

1355
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:42,625
‎我可以

1356
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:46,458
‎很好

1357
00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,125
‎再來一點人工呼吸

1358
00:57:48,791 --> 00:57:49,791
‎我吃到烏龜鼻屎

1359
00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:51,833
‎-原來牠們有鼻屎
‎-好噁

1360
00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:52,875
‎跑到我嘴裡了

1361
00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:54,125
‎好噁心

1362
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:57,333
‎-醒醒
‎-別彈牠！要柔柔地握住才對

1363
00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:03,208
‎用嘴唇對上牠的嘴
‎緩慢而穩定地吹氣進牠鼻孔

1364
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:07,666
‎-到了
‎-等等，怎樣？

1365
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,000
‎-停下來
‎-好了

1366
00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,333
‎走吧，注意車…

1367
00:58:12,416 --> 00:58:15,625
‎-停車啦！這裡有受傷烏龜耶
‎-喂！等等！

1368
00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,916
‎-你行嗎？
‎-我來

1369
00:58:21,958 --> 00:58:25,041
‎兩個白癡，快一點

1370
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:28,750
‎先別開車

1371
00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:29,958
‎-等等
‎-幹嘛？

1372
00:58:30,916 --> 00:58:33,583
‎他媽的，這是你們幹的嗎？

1373
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,916
‎-不是
‎-不然是誰？

1374
00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:39,541
‎亞曼多薩瓦拉！開車

1375
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,375
‎笨蛋，快帶牠進去，以免牠死掉

1376
00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:42,666
‎帶牠進去

1377
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:45,416
‎你覺得亞曼多會想念左腳的鞋嗎？

1378
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,125
‎這招也太天才了吧，哈克

1379
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,791
‎打鐵一定要趁熱

1380
00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:51,833
‎妳現在有一點儲備金

1381
00:58:51,916 --> 00:58:55,500
‎-還有第一個客戶
‎-是沒錯，但我得先跟桑尼談過

1382
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,250
‎他會想清楚的，我看不出有什麼問題

1383
00:58:58,333 --> 00:59:00,875
‎-除了那個大麻煩以外
‎-什麼麻煩？

1384
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,041
‎我已經幾乎沒空陪達希和艾娃

1385
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:07,291
‎要是自己開公司，永遠別想回家

1386
00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:10,625
‎如果妳想跟孩子更加生疏

1387
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:12,750
‎我想妳知道答案是什麼

1388
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:15,458
‎又來了，謝謝媽，再次提醒我

1389
00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:17,750
‎-不是，我…
‎-我是個多失職的母親

1390
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:21,375
‎寶貝女兒，我很羨慕

1391
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,500
‎我很羨慕妳

1392
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:26,916
‎因為妳有協助妳實現夢想的伴侶

1393
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
‎寶貝老婆，妳這是什麼意思？

1394
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:32,625
‎-你從來都不幫忙照顧孩子
‎-別說了

1395
00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:35,041
‎我有一本半完成的情色小說

1396
00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:36,250
‎一直都無法寫完

1397
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:37,708
‎情色小說？

1398
00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:40,875
‎-非常情色
‎-那怎麼能算我的錯？

1399
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:46,208
‎你知道身邊被髒尿布包圍
‎還要寫出男人抓女人奶子

1400
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:49,166
‎-拜託喔，媽
‎-這有多困難嗎？

1401
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:53,541
‎兩位，這個大轉折實在令人不自在

1402
00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:56,875
‎不過我大概瞭解妳的意思，媽

1403
00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:57,833
‎謝謝

1404
00:59:57,916 --> 01:00:01,166
‎其實今天如果是一個父親要做這決定

1405
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,750
‎-絕對沒什麼好談的
‎-沒錯

1406
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:07,583
‎桑尼和我合作無間

1407
01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:08,833
‎這我同意

1408
01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:10,083
‎我辦得到

1409
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:11,166
‎沒錯，妳一定行

1410
01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:14,000
‎你們看，是亞曼多

1411
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:19,166
‎亞曼多，你的耳朵一定很癢
‎我剛剛才提到你的名字

1412
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,625
‎-亞曼多？
‎-桑尼開車輾過了老皮

1413
01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:25,208
‎-等等，桑尼怎麼樣？
‎-桑尼幹了什麼好事？

1414
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,416
‎桑尼開車輾過老皮

1415
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,666
‎老皮是哪位？

1416
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:30,166
‎不知道，老皮是誰？

1417
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,541
‎是亞曼多養的老烏龜

1418
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:35,500
‎他們要關他嗎？妳現在能探視他嗎？

1419
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,666
‎-他絕對找不到工作
‎-烏龜殺手

1420
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:53,666
‎-席瑪，在我家裡禁止穿鞋
‎-好蠢喔

1421
01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,541
‎哈克，這些人是誰？

1422
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:01,500
‎我在IG上發出了召集令

1423
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,041
‎來的人還真不少

1424
01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,500
‎-你先去準備一下
‎-等等

1425
01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:06,333
‎把這些拿去冰鎮，就沒問題了

1426
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,333
‎我還以為…

1427
01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,416
‎大狼狗現身啦！

1428
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,708
‎-你好
‎-兄弟，你好嗎？

1429
01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:12,875
‎我收到哈克的簡訊

1430
01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:14,583
‎小朋友的房間已經封好

1431
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:17,708
‎-還寫了標語叫大家脫鞋
‎-好

1432
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:22,166
‎不過你的電視上
‎有部1990年代情色片播到一半

1433
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:23,708
‎我看了一點

1434
01:01:23,791 --> 01:01:25,916
‎非常好看，竟然還有劇情

1435
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,166
‎-瞭解
‎-桑尼！

1436
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,541
‎搞什麼？

1437
01:01:30,041 --> 01:01:32,916
‎艾倫，你怎麼會在這裡？

1438
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,375
‎我在IG上有追蹤哈克

1439
01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:36,166
‎看到派對移駕到這，不得不來同樂

1440
01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:39,291
‎-吸引力實在太強
‎-你從樂高樂園開車過來？

1441
01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,041
‎沒錯，麗塔睡得很熟，不會發現

1442
01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:43,833
‎孩子早上才會起床
‎但到時候我已經回去了

1443
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,958
‎我就不客氣問了，那是古柯鹼嗎？

1444
01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:50,875
‎你以為是在玩《俠盜獵車手》嗎？
‎這是我兒子的過動藥

1445
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,250
‎你吸了多少？

1446
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,416
‎老實說，非常多

1447
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,083
‎但我之前就吸過了，不是第一次

1448
01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,416
‎-其實是第一次
‎-好吧

1449
01:01:58,541 --> 01:01:59,375
‎你要幹嘛？

1450
01:01:59,458 --> 01:02:01,958
‎桑尼，我欺騙自己太久了

1451
01:02:02,041 --> 01:02:03,916
‎我什麼都得做

1452
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,041
‎麗塔只會不停指使我
‎我永遠都沒機會獨處

1453
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,833
‎我不要回樂高樂園，我沒必要回去

1454
01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:10,041
‎我沒說你得回去

1455
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:12,458
‎-我不回去，因為我不想就不必回去
‎-好

1456
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:13,666
‎我會在孩子起床前回去

1457
01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,333
‎費雪先生

1458
01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:24,208
‎我在貼文看到你家地址，就想說

1459
01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:26,666
‎“我們一定要去找費先生狂歡”

1460
01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:29,875
‎我要幫你倒烈酒
‎費先生，你要跟我一起乾杯

1461
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,541
‎拜託不要，妳不用麻煩啦

1462
01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:34,458
‎-兄弟，你還好吧？
‎-不好

1463
01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:37,291
‎-怎麼了？
‎-首先是有這麼多人在我家

1464
01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,333
‎-比我預期的還多太多
‎-比我想的還多

1465
01:02:39,416 --> 01:02:42,125
‎再加上我整天都在喝酒
‎現在感到天旋地轉

1466
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:43,458
‎身上還有烏龜屎的味道

1467
01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:45,708
‎我連那隻烏龜有沒有活下來都不知道

1468
01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:48,541
‎-如果牠掛了，麻煩就大…
‎-這個煩惱就到此為止

1469
01:02:51,041 --> 01:02:52,000
‎這裡是動物醫院

1470
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:56,750
‎我剛才看到兩個混蛋丟下一隻烏龜

1471
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,375
‎牠還好嗎？在治療了嗎？

1472
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:01,208
‎是被你們當槍擊傷患
‎丟在我們門前的那隻嗎？

1473
01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:02,708
‎我就知道會被發現是我們

1474
01:03:02,791 --> 01:03:04,583
‎他們這些白癡害牠重傷

1475
01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:06,416
‎拜託，別說這種話

1476
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,916
‎-但牠能撐過去
‎-什麼？

1477
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,916
‎妳說什麼？

1478
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,166
‎-牠會撐過去
‎-萬歲！

1479
01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:12,208
‎好耶！

1480
01:03:12,291 --> 01:03:14,583
‎混蛋，你叫什麼名字？
‎我們要跟你收錢

1481
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:18,666
‎我是亞曼多笨蛋牙仙子，記在我帳上

1482
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:19,708
‎我的天啊

1483
01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:21,708
‎-今晚可以重新來過了
‎-對

1484
01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:24,458
‎等等，我等這則簡訊好久了

1485
01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:25,541
‎什麼簡訊？

1486
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,500
‎是驚喜

1487
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:29,333
‎去梳洗一下，你一身屎味

1488
01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:30,666
‎-我知道是我
‎-快點

1489
01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:33,291
‎-我要叫大家去後院集合，快點
‎-我臭死了

1490
01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:34,541
‎大家聽著

1491
01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:37,833
‎大家都知道這場生日過得精彩至極

1492
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,083
‎對！

1493
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,791
‎這場生日之所以能越發特別

1494
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:42,875
‎要歸功於一位嘉賓

1495
01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:44,541
‎大狼狗！

1496
01:03:45,333 --> 01:03:46,375
‎就是你，老兄

1497
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:49,750
‎所以當我聽到我的好兄弟
‎要來參加這場生日派對時

1498
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:51,708
‎就知道我得做點特別準備

1499
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:52,916
‎沒這個必要啦

1500
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,291
‎我到處找人幫忙，現在

1501
01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,708
‎即將在今晚大駕光臨

1502
01:03:57,791 --> 01:04:00,041
‎史上最偉大的音樂家之一

1503
01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:01,666
‎並且是桑尼崇拜的英雄

1504
01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,208
‎席爾！

1505
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:06,208
‎什麼？

1506
01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:11,041
‎謝謝你，兄弟

1507
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,208
‎最偉大的歌手！

1508
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:17,041
‎謝爾曼奧克斯的大家好

1509
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:22,375
‎好，在開始之前，我先問一下

1510
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:24,125
‎現場有醫生嗎？

1511
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:26,541
‎我是皮膚科住院醫生

1512
01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:30,375
‎我需要的是某位有特殊專長的醫生

1513
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:32,083
‎呼叫

1514
01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:34,625
‎絲扣醫生

1515
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:37,708
‎就是他，那是他的藝名

1516
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:39,375
‎快上台，來吧

1517
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:40,583
‎你要我上…

1518
01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:41,791
‎他要和你一起演出

1519
01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:43,291
‎哈克，不要再耍我了

1520
01:04:48,541 --> 01:04:50,791
‎我在你的衣櫃找到這件戰袍

1521
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,416
‎-大衣帥喔
‎-我的天啊

1522
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,541
‎絲扣，你好嗎？

1523
01:04:57,625 --> 01:04:58,958
‎我很好，我是你的忠實粉絲

1524
01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:01,750
‎-謝謝，你準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

1525
01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:04,000
‎我們來發一點瘋吧

1526
01:05:04,541 --> 01:05:05,500
‎他竟然…

1527
01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:08,625
‎他說我們要來發一點瘋

1528
01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:15,416
‎-好了嗎？
‎-好了

1529
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,250
‎二、三…

1530
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,791
‎這一段我早就編進電子琴了

1531
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:46,041
‎-換我？
‎-絲扣，準備好了嗎？

1532
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,333
‎瘋起來！

1533
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:02,750
‎費先生好棒！

1534
01:06:05,041 --> 01:06:08,041
‎他竟然那麼厲害！

1535
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:12,875
‎我就說吧

1536
01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:21,083
‎好耶

1537
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,875
‎我需要你一起唱，準備好了嗎？

1538
01:06:28,458 --> 01:06:29,750
‎一、二、三

1539
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,625
‎桑尼，過來抱一個

1540
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,458
‎-你的演出好精彩
‎-謝謝

1541
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:47,791
‎我以前一直以為席爾是白人

1542
01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:49,375
‎-不是啦
‎-直到今天才發現真相

1543
01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:50,375
‎-桑尼
‎-有何貴幹？

1544
01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:52,541
‎-天啊，你超屌的
‎-謝謝

1545
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:55,000
‎我不知道你在沙漠怎麼了
‎現在根本改頭換面

1546
01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:57,125
‎你看

1547
01:06:58,791 --> 01:07:00,125
‎你已經不再是“達希爸”

1548
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,250
‎我們現在是真正的朋友了

1549
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:05,166
‎-這實在意義重大
‎-很好

1550
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,916
‎再說一次你姓什麼

1551
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,625
‎都七年了

1552
01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:10,625
‎華盛頓？

1553
01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:13,208
‎-不是
‎-沒錯，是卡特

1554
01:07:13,291 --> 01:07:14,916
‎並不是

1555
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:15,875
‎強生？

1556
01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:18,666
‎你好像只是在列舉黑人的常見姓氏

1557
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,458
‎-沒錯
‎-是費雪

1558
01:07:20,541 --> 01:07:22,041
‎-費雪
‎-費雪，沒錯

1559
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:25,208
‎-跟德瑞克一樣，他是黑人
‎-總之還是意義重大，這…

1560
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,125
‎讚喔，老兄

1561
01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:29,916
‎-我現在覺得跟你兄弟情深
‎-好

1562
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,208
‎我現在就去幫你孩子拼樂高

1563
01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:35,083
‎-不行，這樣不好，艾倫
‎-他在那邊

1564
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:40,750
‎-你達到了最屌境界
‎-嘿，絲扣醫生

1565
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:43,541
‎你給我去把班機取消

1566
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:44,500
‎什麼？

1567
01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:45,958
‎-取消班機
‎-你在說什麼？

1568
01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:48,833
‎別去布宜諾斯艾利斯

1569
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:52,041
‎因為我要幫你還債給史丹柏曼

1570
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:54,500
‎你這個提議太慷慨了，但我不能接受

1571
01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,708
‎我欠他四萬七千元

1572
01:07:56,791 --> 01:07:58,375
‎我知道你欠他多少，我不在意

1573
01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,708
‎我們一直都互相照應，對吧？

1574
01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:02,833
‎那當然

1575
01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:06,666
‎好，我跟你在一起時的狀態
‎比平常好太多了

1576
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,250
‎瑪雅和我存了一點錢

1577
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:11,041
‎你得先跟她討論

1578
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:14,041
‎為什麼？她和亞曼多的事也沒先問我

1579
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:17,083
‎我本來是想買2022年款本田Odyssey

1580
01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:19,750
‎不過這樣利用我的資金更有意義

1581
01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,458
‎-你是認真的嗎？
‎-沒錯

1582
01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:24,083
‎桑尼，老實說我一點都不想去阿根廷

1583
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,916
‎快打給史丹，以免我改變心意

1584
01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:28,375
‎抱一個，快打給他

1585
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,791
‎輸入銀行國內代碼

1586
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:33,250
‎-沒錯
‎-好，輸入完成

1587
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,875
‎搞定

1588
01:08:39,875 --> 01:08:41,208
‎-匯過來了
‎-很好

1589
01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:43,666
‎桑尼，你是大好人

1590
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,916
‎哈克，恭喜，你重獲自由了

1591
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,625
‎我感動得說不出話了，謝謝你

1592
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,000
‎那是席爾嗎？

1593
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,750
‎我去過他2017年
‎在特拉維夫開的演唱會

1594
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:54,125
‎超級精彩，我要去找他自拍

1595
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:56,208
‎席爾！

1596
01:08:57,583 --> 01:08:59,166
‎天啊，席爾？

1597
01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:01,541
‎他賣了個面子給我，他人超好

1598
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,250
‎-不好意思，大狼狗？
‎-什麼事？

1599
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,541
‎你可能會想知道

1600
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:08,583
‎按摩浴缸裡有一票裸體中年人

1601
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:10,458
‎謝謝你的提醒，該死

1602
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:12,750
‎我不想嘲笑別人的身材，但…

1603
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:19,041
‎基爾！條碼頭史都！給我住手！

1604
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:20,541
‎桑尼，快點下水

1605
01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,333
‎-什麼？
‎-對啊，寶貝快下來

1606
01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,916
‎不要，你們夠了喔，知道嗎？

1607
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:25,958
‎-爹地
‎-什麼事？

1608
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:27,291
‎-媽，爸在後院
‎-我的天

1609
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:31,208
‎天啊，看看你們，你們怎麼會在家？

1610
01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:33,333
‎剛剛通電話時，你們還在聖胡安

1611
01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:36,750
‎亞曼多用他的噴射機載我們，超屌

1612
01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,958
‎爹地，你為什麼殺死老皮？

1613
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:42,083
‎什麼？誰？妳在說什麼？

1614
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,375
‎亞曼多的烏龜

1615
01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:44,666
‎他傳了一段影片給媽咪

1616
01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:46,333
‎是你和哈克叔叔開車輾過牠

1617
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:49,833
‎-絕對是你沒錯
‎-老皮嗎？老皮還活著

1618
01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:51,500
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對，牠沒事

1619
01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:54,500
‎只是個誤會，我再找你媽談談

1620
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,666
‎我會解釋…

1621
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,291
‎她來了，糟糕

1622
01:09:57,375 --> 01:09:58,708
‎-慘了
‎-深水炸彈

1623
01:09:59,916 --> 01:10:00,958
‎貝珊妮，不要啊

1624
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:02,375
‎天啊

1625
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,458
‎好慘

1626
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:07,791
‎目標實在太小了

1627
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:10,750
‎不過我沒事

1628
01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:15,458
‎你們先去樓上

1629
01:10:15,541 --> 01:10:16,750
‎對，去樓上

1630
01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:17,833
‎這是怎麼回事？

1631
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:18,958
‎我聯絡你好幾次了

1632
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,333
‎你到底跑去亞曼多家幹什麼？

1633
01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:24,791
‎不能都由妳發問，因為我也能問

1634
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,458
‎亞曼多去聖胡安幹嘛？

1635
01:10:26,541 --> 01:10:28,000
‎-我在電話上跟你說過了
‎-沒有

1636
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:29,916
‎我們才沒說過…

1637
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,250
‎-明明就有說
‎-我跟妳說過

1638
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:33,958
‎我和亞曼多正在棋局廝殺

1639
01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:37,708
‎所以你是說
‎你讓兔子在他床上拉屎是因為…

1640
01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:40,916
‎我先打斷妳一下
‎那不是兔子拉的，那是我的屎

1641
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,333
‎-我祭出了最高段的殺手鐧
‎-你在他床上拉屎？

1642
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,416
‎你還感到自豪？

1643
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,208
‎我很自豪我佔了主控地位

1644
01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:48,250
‎嫂子，妳好嗎？

1645
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:50,958
‎-哈克
‎-天啊，我們好久沒見了

1646
01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:53,458
‎我愛這件毛衣
‎要我就撐不起這個顏色

1647
01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:56,083
‎-可以讓我跟他談談嗎？
‎-沒問題

1648
01:10:56,166 --> 01:10:57,416
‎瑪雅，我再說一句就好

1649
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,916
‎我不得不說，妳嫁了世界第一大好人

1650
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,583
‎我不知道我上輩子燒了什麼好香

1651
01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:05,833
‎但他拯救了我，我絕對永生難忘

1652
01:11:06,541 --> 01:11:07,583
‎他是怎麼救你的？

1653
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:09,833
‎-我待會再告訴妳
‎-不用

1654
01:11:09,916 --> 01:11:11,291
‎哈克，你能告訴我嗎？

1655
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:12,291
‎我講個大概就好

1656
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:15,625
‎我欠高利貸一大筆錢，非常不妙

1657
01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:17,708
‎桑尼挺身而出拯救了我

1658
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:19,500
‎兄弟，謝謝你

1659
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,000
‎-謝謝
‎-我才要謝謝你

1660
01:11:21,083 --> 01:11:23,041
‎我這就不打擾你們了，親一個

1661
01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:25,416
‎謝謝，每次看到妳都很開心

1662
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,541
‎好兄弟

1663
01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,000
‎-你是英雄
‎-過獎

1664
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,833
‎沒人比你還識相，哈克

1665
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,083
‎妳先別急著說，讓我先說

1666
01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,125
‎好

1667
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,583
‎妳得明白哈克遇到多大麻煩

1668
01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:37,916
‎他差點都要潛逃出境了

1669
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,416
‎桑尼，你付多少錢給高利貸？

1670
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,625
‎妳要確切數字？

1671
01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,166
‎告訴妳也可以

1672
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,458
‎-那就說吧
‎-好

1673
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:46,750
‎-多少？
‎-好像是四七吧？

1674
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:50,916
‎不會吧？你給他四千七？

1675
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,083
‎你幹嘛這麼做？

1676
01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:53,708
‎不是四千七

1677
01:11:53,791 --> 01:11:55,208
‎四七…

1678
01:11:55,291 --> 01:11:56,208
‎四七…

1679
01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:57,125
‎到底多少？

1680
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,541
‎四萬七千元

1681
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,708
‎你是說四萬七千元嗎？

1682
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,333
‎對，我就是給他這個數字

1683
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,583
‎天啊，等我一下

1684
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:10,375
‎-爸！
‎-達希，等等

1685
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,333
‎-達希，你還好吧？
‎-我的死星！全毀了！

1686
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:17,000
‎整整四個月的樂高地獄

1687
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,333
‎都白費了

1688
01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:21,916
‎達希，去叫你妹，我們要走了

1689
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,125
‎對，放著就好，我會再拼回去

1690
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:25,250
‎兒子，小心

1691
01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,291
‎我正在看那些壞掉的零件…

1692
01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,333
‎好，你先走吧

1693
01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:33,083
‎怎樣？瑪雅，妳要去哪？

1694
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,291
‎瑪雅，別這樣，瑪雅…

1695
01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,083
‎達希，你聽我說

1696
01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,916
‎我會把死星拼得比之前漂亮，兒子

1697
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,583
‎你最好不要把波奇的殼也壓破了

1698
01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:44,708
‎那是意外，我又不是故意的

1699
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:45,625
‎瑪雅

1700
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,708
‎瑪雅，別這樣

1701
01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:49,208
‎瑪雅

1702
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,750
‎他們不想留下來嗎？

1703
01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:00,458
‎我有點想吐，我需要喝點水

1704
01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:03,208
‎你先別走，你只是需要透透氣

1705
01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:05,791
‎等一下，這是在幹嘛？

1706
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,458
‎開慢一點，這一區有小朋友耶

1707
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:13,833
‎我的天啊

1708
01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:22,708
‎拜託喔，搞屁啊？

1709
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,708
‎你這個王八蛋

1710
01:13:25,791 --> 01:13:27,708
‎你給我站住

1711
01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:28,833
‎別跑

1712
01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:31,166
‎我有哪裡對不起你嗎？

1713
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:33,000
‎拜託喔

1714
01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,458
‎他為什麼要這樣對黃金戰車？

1715
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,125
‎我又沒對不起過任何人

1716
01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,250
‎你有看到嗎？

1717
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:39,708
‎桑尼寶貝

1718
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,708
‎是時候可以買那台本田Odyssey了

1719
01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:43,708
‎什麼？

1720
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:44,750
‎這是肇事逃逸

1721
01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:47,250
‎你的保險會理賠讓你換車

1722
01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:49,916
‎剛才是我兄弟韋德，他很愛怪獸卡車

1723
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:50,916
‎剛才是在幫我的忙

1724
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,458
‎你這週末就可以開那台寶貝新車了

1725
01:13:55,541 --> 01:13:57,625
‎我先思考一下

1726
01:13:57,708 --> 01:13:59,291
‎你一定要買那台Odyssey

1727
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,666
‎我知道我…

1728
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:01,916
‎讓我消化一下，哈克

1729
01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,791
‎先讓我把這一切消化完畢

1730
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,958
‎讓我思考一下

1731
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:09,416
‎你因為瑪雅的事很難過
‎不過等她看到新車

1732
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:12,000
‎-一定會重新愛上你
‎-拜託給我一點時間

1733
01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:14,375
‎-好，不過我只是想…
‎-今晚實在非常好玩

1734
01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:15,916
‎桑尼，哈克給了我你的專輯

1735
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,833
‎要是我能找到CD播放器，一定會聽

1736
01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:21,875
‎-非常感謝
‎-不用客氣

1737
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,791
‎我叫的來福車再兩分鐘就到了
‎可以先把帳結一結嗎？

1738
01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:27,416
‎好…沒問題

1739
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,208
‎演出真的很精彩

1740
01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:31,416
‎不用客氣，好，再會

1741
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,541
‎好，再會，席爾

1742
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,500
‎你可以把專輯交給唱片公司嗎？

1743
01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:36,333
‎抱歉打斷了你的小指

1744
01:14:36,416 --> 01:14:38,875
‎好，妳不用貼這麼近講話

1745
01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:42,208
‎席爾搭來福車耶，他好樸實

1746
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:44,208
‎你為什麼要給他支票？

1747
01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:46,708
‎-什麼？
‎-你哪裡聽不懂？你說他是賣你面子

1748
01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:49,375
‎對啊，他賣我們面子

1749
01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:50,625
‎那你幹嘛給他支票？

1750
01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:54,541
‎那傢伙通常商演20分鐘要收十萬元

1751
01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:56,833
‎我找他表演全場只要一萬兩千五

1752
01:14:56,916 --> 01:15:00,208
‎-要價只有我的人像的一半
‎-這樣不叫賣面子

1753
01:15:00,291 --> 01:15:01,791
‎拜託喔

1754
01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:02,875
‎你一點都沒變

1755
01:15:02,958 --> 01:15:03,875
‎就是一團糟

1756
01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,458
‎-好狠
‎-沒錯

1757
01:15:05,541 --> 01:15:07,333
‎-說說你的感受吧
‎-就是這樣

1758
01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:10,833
‎我不要為了錢失去朋友
‎我會自己還史丹柏曼錢

1759
01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:12,375
‎我跟你到此為止

1760
01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,083
‎我們才剛開始耶

1761
01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:16,333
‎一切都那麼順利，到底有什麼問題？

1762
01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,666
‎我再告訴你一件事，哈克

1763
01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,125
‎你不是喬治克隆尼

1764
01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:21,958
‎你跟喬治克隆尼差得可遠了

1765
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:24,750
‎他光是副業就搞出了
‎價值數十億的龍舌蘭企業

1766
01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:26,208
‎你知道你都做什麼嗎？

1767
01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:27,833
‎你在網路商店買運動服

1768
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,708
‎大家都愛我的運動服

1769
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:31,541
‎你好可悲

1770
01:15:33,416 --> 01:15:34,250
‎我告訴你…

1771
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:35,916
‎席爾，你是在玩我嗎？放這麼…

1772
01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:41,583
‎麻煩大家注意到我這邊

1773
01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:43,750
‎-大狼狗
‎-你們該離開了

1774
01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:45,583
‎還沒啦

1775
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,250
‎滾出去

1776
01:15:48,333 --> 01:15:51,458
‎-我不想回樂高樂園
‎-你給我立刻開車回去

1777
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:52,375
‎可惡

1778
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:54,875
‎游泳池裡的人都給我起來

1779
01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:55,833
‎再十分鐘啦

1780
01:15:55,916 --> 01:15:58,375
‎不准，全部都給我出去

1781
01:15:58,458 --> 01:15:59,750
‎快點，動起來

1782
01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:03,875
‎謝謝，很抱歉，請

1783
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:04,833
‎謝謝

1784
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:13,166
‎他媽的，終於只剩我了

1785
01:16:24,541 --> 01:16:25,708
‎可惡

1786
01:16:25,791 --> 01:16:28,958
‎這場派對超好玩，見到你真開心

1787
01:16:29,041 --> 01:16:30,000
‎別過來

1788
01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,916
‎我的優步到了

1789
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,208
‎-我一定要…
‎-要過來就風險自負

1790
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,875
‎好，晚安

1791
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:55,750
‎瑪雅，聽我說
‎我保證一定會把錢討回來

1792
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,916
‎桑尼，不只因為這筆錢

1793
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,541
‎你還闖進亞曼多家

1794
01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,541
‎我都快認不出你了

1795
01:17:03,625 --> 01:17:05,000
‎首先，那根本不是我的本性

1796
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:08,083
‎妳也知道，那是受到哈克的影響

1797
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:11,541
‎他要我做一堆蠢事
‎我以後再也不會做了

1798
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,791
‎我不玩了，我要變回以前的桑尼

1799
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:17,500
‎變回超級好爸爸桑尼

1800
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,541
‎但那說不定不是你想要的

1801
01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:21,666
‎妳幹嘛這麼說？那就是我想要的

1802
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,333
‎瑪雅，妳可以回家嗎？

1803
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:27,125
‎桑尼，我們可能還需要一點時間

1804
01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:28,666
‎我們會回家

1805
01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,458
‎你要另外找個地方住

1806
01:17:31,541 --> 01:17:32,833
‎我有個想法

1807
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,750
‎搞啥…

1808
01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:35,166
‎你可以去我家住

1809
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:36,458
‎你沒搞錯吧？

1810
01:17:37,041 --> 01:17:38,500
‎你睡在我家的洗衣間嗎？

1811
01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:39,791
‎對，但我剛想到

1812
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:43,125
‎等麗塔醒來發現我不在樂高樂園
‎她一定會把我生吞活剝

1813
01:17:43,916 --> 01:17:45,541
‎她會沒收我的PS5

1814
01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,250
‎滾出我家

1815
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:49,208
‎好，小桑，我愛你

1816
01:17:58,958 --> 01:17:59,875
‎兄弟

1817
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:02,416
‎真的很感激你讓我借住

1818
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:05,041
‎我跟瑪雅談過了

1819
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:10,708
‎我們覺得兩人保持一點距離可能最好

1820
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,791
‎大狼狗，你要住多久都沒問題

1821
01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:15,333
‎-感激不盡
‎-我挺你，我家就是你家

1822
01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:16,666
‎來吧，你喜歡蜂蜜嗎？

1823
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,750
‎我吃什麼都加蜂蜜

1824
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,000
‎有吃過炸蜂蜜嗎？

1825
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:22,208
‎（今天是最終彩排）

1826
01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:25,458
‎大家集中精神，一定要專心

1827
01:18:25,541 --> 01:18:27,000
‎下週就是才藝秀了

1828
01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:29,833
‎我們要表現給全校看，知道嗎？

1829
01:18:30,541 --> 01:18:32,000
‎萊納斯，我幫你數拍子

1830
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,250
‎好

1831
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,916
‎二、三

1832
01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:36,791
‎二、三、四

1833
01:18:49,708 --> 01:18:52,041
‎艾娃，快一點，我們得出發了

1834
01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:55,000
‎媽，我不要夾心餅，我要冰沙

1835
01:18:55,083 --> 01:18:57,291
‎-你要…
‎-爸每次都會幫我做冰沙

1836
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,333
‎我告訴你，蘋果的纖維比較多

1837
01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:02,750
‎-來，媽咪
‎-妳是大孩子了，自己背，快點

1838
01:19:02,833 --> 01:19:04,041
‎好，我們走

1839
01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,166
‎糟糕，我的…

1840
01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:06,166
‎媽，快點

1841
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,875
‎我來了

1842
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:09,458
‎-這是你的車？
‎-沒錯

1843
01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:10,958
‎-好屌
‎-知道最扯是怎樣嗎？

1844
01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:12,916
‎-怎樣？
‎-我一毛錢都不用付

1845
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,041
‎保險公司全額給付

1846
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:15,583
‎-哇靠
‎-你看…

1847
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:21,416
‎-帥吧？
‎-你連門把都不用摸耶，兄弟

1848
01:19:24,333 --> 01:19:27,583
‎完美，我們在競猜之夜一定大獲全勝

1849
01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:31,375
‎-你們看
‎-那傢伙不可能已經44歲

1850
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:32,833
‎等我變那麼老

1851
01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,375
‎希望不用借年輕人家裡的沙發睡

1852
01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:37,791
‎大狼狗應該不可能再看到他那筆錢了

1853
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:38,708
‎不可能

1854
01:19:38,791 --> 01:19:41,458
‎我爺爺住的老人院
‎可能有缺新的娛樂主任

1855
01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:43,333
‎-很好
‎-他一定會非常稱職

1856
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:44,708
‎老奶奶一定都會愛死哈克

1857
01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:45,666
‎蠢透了

1858
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:05,916
‎老皮

1859
01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:10,875
‎我是來道歉的

1860
01:20:11,541 --> 01:20:13,166
‎我一時昏了頭

1861
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,833
‎讓你我之間的心結大暴走

1862
01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:17,250
‎你跟我有什麼心結？

1863
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:19,666
‎你和我之間的來回廝殺

1864
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:22,041
‎-這股勁敵情仇
‎-勁敵情仇？

1865
01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:25,791
‎瑪雅帶孩子回娘家時
‎你開水上飛機去找她耶

1866
01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:27,916
‎-我想聽瑪雅對那個島的意見啊
‎-為什麼？

1867
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,625
‎瑪雅的意見為什麼那麼重要？

1868
01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:32,291
‎因為她是世界上最優秀的建築師之一

1869
01:20:32,916 --> 01:20:34,833
‎也因為她已經成為了我的摯友

1870
01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:35,916
‎瑪雅是你的摯友？

1871
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,833
‎她是我的閨密，桑尼

1872
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:43,791
‎我是桑尼費雪，妳好

1873
01:20:45,291 --> 01:20:47,375
‎原來你有女朋友

1874
01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:49,625
‎現在我覺得自己是個…

1875
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,333
‎-你活該
‎-大混蛋

1876
01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:53,750
‎沒錯

1877
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:56,958
‎你想成為任何人都可以

1878
01:20:57,458 --> 01:21:01,666
‎你想成為任何人都絕對沒問題

1879
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:02,583
‎這些…

1880
01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:04,625
‎（爸想跟你視訊）

1881
01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,958
‎兒子，你好嗎？

1882
01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:07,875
‎爸，你好

1883
01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:10,041
‎你猜誰是才藝秀的壓軸？

1884
01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:11,666
‎-你準備要聽了嗎？
‎-好

1885
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:13,166
‎就是你，兒子

1886
01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:15,458
‎這就是爸爸當總監的好處

1887
01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:17,083
‎看來是這樣沒錯

1888
01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:19,916
‎我就不打擾你練琴了，壓軸先生

1889
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,541
‎對啊，壓軸先生

1890
01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:22,833
‎我愛你，兒子

1891
01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:24,125
‎-爸，晚安
‎-晚安

1892
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:25,750
‎麻煩大了

1893
01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:42,458
‎萊納斯

1894
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:45,125
‎你唱得爛透了

1895
01:21:46,208 --> 01:21:48,000
‎從頭再來一次

1896
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:51,333
‎-你們都聽到了，我們要再來一次
‎-沒錯

1897
01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:53,500
‎這次要用心好嗎

1898
01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:54,916
‎我知道你有那個心

1899
01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:59,125
‎讓我感動一下，預備，二、三、四

1900
01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:05,791
‎停，休息五分鐘

1901
01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:07,416
‎因為你…你累了

1902
01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:11,750
‎（才藝秀就在今晚）

1903
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:20,291
‎把這些衣服轉過來，方便讓客人看

1904
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:24,166
‎是今天的大主角耶，我好興奮

1905
01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:25,875
‎蕾諾交通導護，我會盡力

1906
01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:29,125
‎我下個月去度假可以請你代班嗎？

1907
01:22:29,208 --> 01:22:32,458
‎我老公要帶我去巴貝多度假村
‎過結婚紀念日

1908
01:22:32,541 --> 01:22:34,916
‎老公？我還以為妳離婚了

1909
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:35,833
‎我猜猜

1910
01:22:35,916 --> 01:22:39,791
‎你聽說我是可悲的老女人
‎反光背心還是在亞馬遜上買的？

1911
01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:41,833
‎大家愛亂傳，但不代表我有聽進去

1912
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,833
‎桑尼，我已經幸福結婚了35年

1913
01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,083
‎確實，學校交通導護

1914
01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:51,083
‎比不上我在聯調局當探員的刺激

1915
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:52,958
‎但我很愛回饋社區

1916
01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:54,625
‎這你也知道

1917
01:22:55,791 --> 01:22:56,958
‎祝你好運

1918
01:22:57,791 --> 01:22:59,000
‎他媽的死艾倫

1919
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,083
‎你行的，兒子，加油

1920
01:23:23,125 --> 01:23:23,958
‎達希

1921
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:27,833
‎-大家好
‎-你好

1922
01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:30,000
‎我叫達希

1923
01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:32,208
‎小絲扣

1924
01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,250
‎小絲扣

1925
01:23:35,666 --> 01:23:40,000
‎我要彈凡妮莎卡爾頓的《千里迢迢》

1926
01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:49,083
‎抱歉，我等等就會彈好

1927
01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:57,208
‎我彈給你看，我來幫你

1928
01:23:57,708 --> 01:23:59,541
‎請稍候，過來，我彈給你看

1929
01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,083
‎你看，記得嗎？

1930
01:24:03,041 --> 01:24:04,500
‎-看著我的手
‎-爸

1931
01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:06,125
‎-我在看了，不過我…
‎-好

1932
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:07,083
‎拜託你停下來！

1933
01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:09,208
‎幹嘛要我停？別這樣，兒子

1934
01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:11,166
‎我不想表演凡妮莎卡爾頓的歌

1935
01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:12,833
‎我討厭鋼琴

1936
01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:14,500
‎真希望你沒逼我表演這個

1937
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:28,958
‎爸，對不起，我不是故意要…

1938
01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:29,875
‎你說得對

1939
01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,500
‎我把重點都放在自己身上

1940
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:33,916
‎我不該這麼做

1941
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:38,208
‎我只是想拿出一場最棒的才藝秀

1942
01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:40,791
‎就像我在每個委員會都想擔任主席

1943
01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:42,833
‎每次遠足都想當隨行導護

1944
01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:43,750
‎我只想…

1945
01:24:44,458 --> 01:24:46,166
‎我想讓你們知道我是有價值的

1946
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:51,750
‎我這麼做
‎反而逼退了身邊最重要的人

1947
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:55,333
‎我愛的人，你、你媽，我…

1948
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,083
‎我的摯友

1949
01:24:58,458 --> 01:25:00,583
‎我做了很多不光彩的事

1950
01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:03,625
‎我在老婆的客戶床上拉屎

1951
01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:06,625
‎對，在他枕頭上拉了一泡熱屎

1952
01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:08,750
‎為什麼？我不知道

1953
01:25:08,833 --> 01:25:10,583
‎偷光他每雙鞋的左腳

1954
01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:12,125
‎讓他沒辦法替換

1955
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:15,333
‎拿鍋鏟貼我屁股再放回去

1956
01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:17,458
‎希望他沒拿起來用，但如果有

1957
01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:19,583
‎他就吃了我的屁

1958
01:25:20,208 --> 01:25:23,291
‎我告訴你們，這種事就到今天為止

1959
01:25:23,375 --> 01:25:24,791
‎下不為例，我說艾倫

1960
01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:27,458
‎-什麼事？
‎-兄弟，就從你開始

1961
01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:29,416
‎你要幫蕾諾交通導護代班

1962
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,833
‎因為她要和老公去度假

1963
01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:35,291
‎這對我來說是全新消息
‎因為你跟我說她離婚了

1964
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:36,375
‎可是我聽說…

1965
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,916
‎你這個騙子

1966
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,791
‎是我兒子賈斯汀說他們離婚的

1967
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:43,416
‎-你竟然怪兒子
‎-不是我說的

1968
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:46,458
‎艾倫，我要你負責週五咖啡日

1969
01:25:46,541 --> 01:25:47,750
‎-他可以
‎-謝謝

1970
01:25:47,833 --> 01:25:48,875
‎-寶貝
‎-他有空

1971
01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:51,916
‎話說回來，所有沒入選的小朋友

1972
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,833
‎請你們上來表演才藝

1973
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:54,958
‎因為這才是重點

1974
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:56,458
‎重點是要讓你們玩個開心

1975
01:25:56,541 --> 01:25:59,291
‎很抱歉我剝奪了這個機會

1976
01:25:59,375 --> 01:26:03,250
‎兒子，我欠你一個天大的道歉

1977
01:26:03,916 --> 01:26:04,875
‎大到不行

1978
01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:08,666
‎-很抱歉，我愛你，知道嗎？
‎-我也愛你

1979
01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:12,166
‎很好，聽我說，你想做什麼都可以

1980
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:14,625
‎想唱就唱，想跳就跳

1981
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:16,458
‎隨便都行，玩得開心點

1982
01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:18,750
‎我這就不擋路了，各位

1983
01:26:18,833 --> 01:26:20,708
‎不打擾你了，兒子，你加油

1984
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:27,333
‎請大家為桑尼費雪歡呼

1985
01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:33,208
‎全世界最棒的老爸

1986
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:34,458
‎謝謝

1987
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,958
‎這傢伙這幾週都不太好過

1988
01:26:37,041 --> 01:26:39,625
‎他一個人過春假

1989
01:26:39,708 --> 01:26:42,416
‎結果花光了我家積蓄

1990
01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:43,791
‎差點殺死一隻烏龜

1991
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,666
‎還差點搞到要離婚

1992
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,791
‎這個嘛，畢竟…

1993
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:50,250
‎你這段獨處時間還真夠狂，老爸

1994
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,833
‎艾倫蓋勒，我看到你在笑

1995
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:56,333
‎你太太有允許你笑嗎？

1996
01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:01,291
‎你們想再多聽一些笑話嗎？

1997
01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:08,916
‎可以坐過去嗎？

1998
01:27:11,208 --> 01:27:12,041
‎好

1999
01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:17,416
‎那番話說得不錯

2000
01:27:19,375 --> 01:27:20,208
‎謝謝

2001
01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:23,041
‎瑪雅，我跟妳說

2002
01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:27,583
‎很抱歉我沒先跟妳討論
‎就把那筆錢借給哈克

2003
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:31,583
‎桑尼，更讓我受傷的是…

2004
01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:37,833
‎我們通常都會一起討論那種事

2005
01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:40,291
‎對

2006
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,000
‎我真心認為妳要回電給亞曼多

2007
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:44,791
‎考慮一下那份工作

2008
01:27:45,458 --> 01:27:46,750
‎自己開公司

2009
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:48,958
‎桑尼，其實…

2010
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:54,916
‎你照顧我們家的辦法，很…

2011
01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:57,708
‎很不容易

2012
01:27:57,791 --> 01:28:00,000
‎達希說得對，你是…

2013
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:02,333
‎你凝聚了我們全家

2014
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:06,666
‎我無法想像少了你支持我

2015
01:28:07,708 --> 01:28:08,875
‎我要怎麼開公司

2016
01:28:09,416 --> 01:28:11,583
‎瑪雅，我向妳保證

2017
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:14,416
‎我一定支持妳

2018
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,875
‎我愛你，桑尼

2019
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:16,958
‎我也愛妳

2020
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,291
‎我竟然把這小子淘汰

2021
01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:31,625
‎你淘汰這個小朋友？

2022
01:28:31,708 --> 01:28:33,083
‎我真是個爛人

2023
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:40,000
‎史丹柏曼？這是怎樣？

2024
01:28:40,625 --> 01:28:43,958
‎哈克，我收到通知說
‎史丹柏曼把錢還給我

2025
01:28:44,041 --> 01:28:45,166
‎有什麼問題嗎？

2026
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,666
‎總之，我很需要找你談談

2027
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,541
‎達希的才藝秀發生了一些事

2028
01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:52,291
‎讓我開始反省我所做的一些事

2029
01:28:52,375 --> 01:28:54,541
‎還有我對你說的話，我錯了

2030
01:28:54,625 --> 01:28:55,958
‎我想道歉

2031
01:28:56,041 --> 01:28:57,791
‎但不是這種形式，要面對面

2032
01:28:58,583 --> 01:28:59,833
‎哈克，你跑去哪了？

2033
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:01,333
‎碼頭？

2034
01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:05,833
‎天啊，史丹要宰掉他了

2035
01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:07,541
‎我來了，哈克，我這就來

2036
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:19,833
‎天啊，哈克有麻煩了

2037
01:29:19,916 --> 01:29:21,916
‎我需要支援，不知道還能找誰

2038
01:29:22,791 --> 01:29:25,041
‎大狼狗，我挺你，我們去給他們好看

2039
01:29:25,125 --> 01:29:27,000
‎不是，我們沒有要給誰好看，別鬧

2040
01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:28,125
‎那我帶這些幹嘛？

2041
01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:32,041
‎我帶了雙節棍、電擊槍、辣椒水

2042
01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:33,208
‎妳幹嘛？

2043
01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:34,583
‎我們不需要那些東西

2044
01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:35,833
‎那是什麼？

2045
01:29:35,916 --> 01:29:36,791
‎手裡劍

2046
01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:39,291
‎-只是…
‎-給我兩枚

2047
01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:43,166
‎艾迪，先搬龍蝦，再搬槍

2048
01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:46,083
‎冰塊要融了，動作快，我們要出發了

2049
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:07,458
‎-那是多力多滋
‎-就是這個賤女人？

2050
01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:09,041
‎-對
‎-要我跟她打嗎？

2051
01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:10,500
‎不要，她有火焰噴射槍

2052
01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:12,166
‎-哇靠
‎-過來

2053
01:30:12,250 --> 01:30:13,083
‎蹲低

2054
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,375
‎那是血嗎？

2055
01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:18,083
‎天啊，聽起來像是骨鋸

2056
01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:19,250
‎-天啊
‎-哈克！

2057
01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:20,625
‎-我來救你了
‎-快點

2058
01:30:20,708 --> 01:30:22,666
‎我有兩枚手裡劍和席瑪喔！

2059
01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:25,583
‎謝天謝地

2060
01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:26,583
‎你們怎麼會在這？

2061
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:29,291
‎-這是什麼爛問題？妳去把風
‎-好

2062
01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:31,291
‎-好姊妹
‎-我好高興你還活著

2063
01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:33,458
‎看到妳真開心，這是怎麼回事？

2064
01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:35,958
‎拜託，我以為你要被宰了

2065
01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:37,583
‎我剛才看到有人全身是血

2066
01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:40,041
‎蠢蛋，那是剛才草莓調酒亂噴啦

2067
01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:41,625
‎你幹嘛做草莓調酒？

2068
01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:44,000
‎因為那是我的工作
‎你以為我在做什麼？

2069
01:30:44,083 --> 01:30:47,625
‎我和史丹柏曼約好要還你四萬七千元

2070
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,125
‎我在用工作抵債

2071
01:30:49,208 --> 01:30:52,041
‎他要去葉門做生意，所以我得跟著去

2072
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:53,166
‎葉門？

2073
01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:54,416
‎對，葉門

2074
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:56,583
‎哈克，你的人生在這裡

2075
01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:57,500
‎-真假？
‎-真的

2076
01:30:57,583 --> 01:30:59,958
‎我沒有事業，也沒有家人

2077
01:31:00,041 --> 01:31:02,125
‎而且你說得對，我不是克隆尼

2078
01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:03,291
‎這我也無所謂

2079
01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:05,458
‎不要再跟克隆尼比較了

2080
01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:08,041
‎想知道我今天
‎在達希的才藝秀學到什麼嗎？

2081
01:31:08,125 --> 01:31:11,291
‎我學到了我必須坦然接受
‎我自己和所愛的人的真實樣貌

2082
01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:14,333
‎拉近大家的距離是你的天賦

2083
01:31:14,416 --> 01:31:16,083
‎-那就是你的專長
‎-別跟我來這套

2084
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:17,958
‎-我沒有…
‎-現在別跟我來這套

2085
01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:19,291
‎這是我的解法

2086
01:31:19,375 --> 01:31:22,125
‎我害我們惹上麻煩
‎就要負責救我們脫困，知道嗎？

2087
01:31:22,208 --> 01:31:23,375
‎你給我下船頭

2088
01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:25,791
‎讓我封艙，還有一堆海上行話的事

2089
01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:27,208
‎什麼？

2090
01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:29,166
‎哈克，拜託你聽我說完

2091
01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,500
‎我很忙

2092
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:33,250
‎你只是在開門關門，不是在封艙

2093
01:31:33,833 --> 01:31:36,041
‎哈克，還有別的解決辦法

2094
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:39,000
‎你很擅長辦派對，那是你的專長

2095
01:31:39,083 --> 01:31:41,625
‎知道我擅長什麼嗎？
‎我很會逗小朋友開心

2096
01:31:41,708 --> 01:31:43,125
‎我的計畫是這樣子

2097
01:31:43,208 --> 01:31:45,125
‎我把錢還給史丹

2098
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:49,166
‎你和我一起創業，幫小朋友辦派對

2099
01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:50,625
‎馬上就能把錢賺回來

2100
01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:52,500
‎我要救你下船

2101
01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:55,083
‎把那些鳥事都拋在腦後，你說呢？

2102
01:31:57,833 --> 01:32:00,291
‎我愛你，兄弟，我才不想去葉門

2103
01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,041
‎-我知道
‎-那裡超危險

2104
01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:07,166
‎我在高利貸床上拉了超大一坨屎

2105
01:32:07,250 --> 01:32:08,375
‎妳幹嘛做那種事？

2106
01:32:08,458 --> 01:32:11,125
‎我們不是要跟之前一樣
‎做一些惹人厭的事嗎？

2107
01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,708
‎算是我們的默契

2108
01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:18,375
‎你知道我花多少時間擺好這桌嗎？

2109
01:32:19,625 --> 01:32:20,750
‎弄亂又要花多久？

2110
01:32:22,666 --> 01:32:24,083
‎這隻龍蝦需要回歸自由

2111
01:32:25,541 --> 01:32:26,958
‎他喜歡火辣口味

2112
01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,208
‎你們看

2113
01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:31,791
‎把蝦螯放進我的屁股

2114
01:32:31,875 --> 01:32:33,791
‎-夾進屁縫
‎-吃我的蝦螯屁啦

2115
01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:36,250
‎-天啊
‎-這個請他們吃

2116
01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:38,625
‎想吃老二胡椒嗎？小心囉

2117
01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:42,291
‎我來，看看你們喜不喜歡老二胡椒

2118
01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:43,916
‎妳幹嘛？快住手

2119
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,041
‎在你老二上撒胡椒啊

2120
01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:47,250
‎-妳幹嘛這樣？
‎-你說你要老二胡椒

2121
01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:49,041
‎結果妳反而在整我，蠢貨

2122
01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,166
‎我開始癢起來了，這玩意好辣

2123
01:32:51,250 --> 01:32:52,291
‎我們走吧

2124
01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:53,208
‎過來抱一個

2125
01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,208
‎我愛你，我愛你們

2126
01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:58,166
‎這是我的，我們要走了
‎我的老二上有胡椒

2127
01:32:58,250 --> 01:32:59,791
‎-我得走了
‎-對不起囉

2128
01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,166
{\an8}‎快…

2129
01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:03,291
{\an8}‎（絲扣醫生，桑尼費雪）

2130
01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:04,416
{\an8}‎（登博／費雪）

2131
01:33:05,291 --> 01:33:07,500
{\an8}‎（瑪雅費雪創立新公司）

2132
01:33:07,583 --> 01:33:08,958
{\an8}‎（絲扣醫生：我老婆超棒）

2133
01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:11,458
{\an8}‎（登博／費雪工作室）

2134
01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:13,291
{\an8}‎（絲扣醫生：新公司，新商標）

2135
01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:16,083
{\an8}‎（絲扣醫生：公主生日快樂）

2136
01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:18,458
‎我跟你們說

2137
01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:21,416
‎便當盒就用斑馬、老虎、斑馬、老虎

2138
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:22,916
‎-這樣比較順
‎-沒問題

2139
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,916
‎史都，天啊，我愛你的新造型

2140
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,583
‎謝謝，這下不能再叫我條碼頭史都了

2141
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,291
‎-最棒的是傑瑞麥亞超中意
‎-真假？

2142
01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:34,916
‎真的，他都說我是他的豪伊曼德爾

2143
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,125
‎-所以…
‎-好

2144
01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:40,875
‎桑尼，那部復古情色片
‎給了我穿這條褲子的靈感

2145
01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:41,791
‎看得出來

2146
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:43,458
‎我幫你們端了冰茶過來

2147
01:33:43,541 --> 01:33:45,708
‎來得正好，謝謝

2148
01:33:45,791 --> 01:33:46,958
‎謝謝

2149
01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:48,333
‎瑪雅、桑尼

2150
01:33:48,916 --> 01:33:51,625
‎你們的感情激勵了我

2151
01:33:51,708 --> 01:33:52,750
‎拜託喔

2152
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:56,500
‎所以我認為要讓你們最先看到

2153
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:59,083
‎我新出的情色小說

2154
01:34:00,666 --> 01:34:02,000
‎《女王背後》耶

2155
01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:03,000
‎沒錯

2156
01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:04,833
‎爸，你看過了嗎？

2157
01:34:04,916 --> 01:34:06,833
‎看過？我根本親身體驗

2158
01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:10,125
‎-夠了，我們該走了
‎-我要去拿杯喝的

2159
01:34:10,208 --> 01:34:12,541
‎-要我幫你簽名嗎？
‎-不用了

2160
01:34:12,625 --> 01:34:15,041
‎烏龜是世界上最棒的寵物

2161
01:34:15,125 --> 01:34:16,291
‎懂嗎？有人要提問嗎？

2162
01:34:16,375 --> 01:34:18,791
‎嘿，閨密，妳好嗎？玩得開心嗎？

2163
01:34:18,875 --> 01:34:21,500
‎桑尼，歡迎你，我家就是你家

2164
01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:24,125
‎對了，廁所在那邊喔

2165
01:34:24,708 --> 01:34:26,708
‎我懂你這麼說的原因，是我活該

2166
01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:29,833
‎-艾倫，你好
‎-妳好

2167
01:34:29,916 --> 01:34:31,958
‎我是俱樂部的絲凱樂啊

2168
01:34:32,041 --> 01:34:33,916
‎-對喔
‎-好久沒看到你了

2169
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,666
‎-我的天啊
‎-你們是怎麼認識的？

2170
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,333
‎-在俱樂部
‎-咖啡俱樂部

2171
01:34:39,416 --> 01:34:40,500
‎她是咖啡師

2172
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:41,541
‎咖啡俱樂部？

2173
01:34:41,625 --> 01:34:42,750
‎沒錯

2174
01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:46,083
‎-你要趕快再來光顧
‎-我一定去，我需要咖啡

2175
01:34:46,166 --> 01:34:48,750
‎-我們的咖啡超好喝
‎-確實好喝得不像話

2176
01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:50,000
‎你去咖啡俱樂部喝啥？

2177
01:34:50,083 --> 01:34:52,000
‎奶泡，我都喝奶泡

2178
01:34:52,083 --> 01:34:54,791
‎我和你朋友吉兒簡直心有靈犀

2179
01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:58,625
‎-不錯啊，哈克，我喜歡
‎-嘿，吉兒

2180
01:34:59,166 --> 01:35:01,166
‎-嘿，吉兒
‎-妳前夫還好嗎？

2181
01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:02,958
‎還活著，其他不清楚

2182
01:35:03,041 --> 01:35:04,791
‎妳兩個未滿十歲的兒子呢？

2183
01:35:04,875 --> 01:35:08,666
‎-現在已經可以養活自己了
‎-很好，很高興你們全家都不錯

2184
01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:10,666
‎-還過得去囉
‎-兩個未滿十歲的兒子？

2185
01:35:10,750 --> 01:35:12,583
‎-她整套都有了
‎-什麼？

2186
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:14,500
‎-哈克繼父
‎-不要

2187
01:35:14,583 --> 01:35:15,625
‎超像克隆尼

2188
01:35:16,250 --> 01:35:17,583
‎-她好美
‎-他有繼子？

2189
01:35:17,666 --> 01:35:20,291
‎沒有，克隆尼沒有繼子

2190
01:35:20,791 --> 01:35:21,791
‎我要上了

2191
01:35:21,875 --> 01:35:22,958
‎在我60歲以前

2192
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,083
‎-你要上了？
‎-我一定要戴上婚戒

2193
01:35:26,250 --> 01:35:28,416
‎我得讓他離吉兒遠一點

2194
01:41:56,791 --> 01:41:58,291
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