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SOMEWHERE IN ARGENTINA…
You're probably wondering what these crazy guys are doing
running around in their underwear in the Andes.
Well, that's a long story.
No!
Before getting lost here, all I wanted was to marry the man I love.
No, not him.
Raimundo is just my buddy, my best friend.
Clara, his daughter, is my goddaughter.
The love of my life wasn't here.
My life was back in Chile and my boyfriend was far, far away.
Shoot him!
Shoot that one carrying the iron thing, the green dwarf's mom!
But there I was, dragging my best friends to certain death.
Chico!
And what for?
For a child I met when she was born…
Chico.
…and then never saw again.
Chico, no!
That child is my daughter
and her name is Lulú.
Chico, no!
THIRTY HOURS EARLIER
Thank you so much.
Yes, honey.
We are at the center of a national event.
What do you mean…? Oh, how embarrassing, why?
I'm not exaggerating.
This place needs a pop of color.
No! Not on the pisco sour, man!
-But-- -But, Fernando, look.
But…
Do you think this is normal, dude?
This was my home. I lived here with my best friends.
We've known each other since we were kids. We were neighbors and classmates.
We reconnected after we each turned our lives around
and decided to move in together.
Until I fell in love.
Yes, me too.
Bye, honey. Bye.
Hello?
Surprise!
ALWAYS WITH YOU, NICO! CONGRATS ON YOUR WEDDING!
I went through so much in this house,
and I spent the most important moments of my life
alongside Raimundo, Chico, and Fernando.
Excuse me. The mail.
Hello, here's your mail.
Hey! The mail!
Mr. Nicolás Velasco?
No.
He's got to be around somewhere. Just come in.
Thank you, but I am on the clock.
Come on, join us.
-Well, this is my last delivery… -That's it!
Come on in! Don't be shy!
Why are you whispering?
-What's with the mystery? -It's a surprise.
A sur…? What surprise?
-It's nothing, man. -I don't like surprises.
It's your niece, she came from Talca.
-Look who's there. -Irina!
We got you, didn't we?
Have a good time!
-You dumbass. -Is your glass broken? It's empty again!
-Pour me a little bit. -There you go.
-That's it! -Yeah!
Hi, queen.
-Congrats. -Thanks, I'm so glad you came.
-Shall we take a picture? -Sure, Godfather.
-Okay. -Let me take it.
-How do I look? -Gorgeous.
So cute.
One, two, three.
So cute.
Back then, everything seemed perfect.
Oh, sorry.
I was moving out because I was marrying the love of my life.
Nacho, my boyfriend. He's a flight attendant.
And on the day of my farewell party,
he was flying thousands of miles away from here.
But very soon, we would all be together again.
Yeah!
Chico, the meat.
-It's coming, man. -I'm hungry.
This barbecue is turning out great.
Did you put salt on it?
No, you got to seal it first, like my mom says.
Uruguayan style.
No, man, Argentinean style.
Chilean style!
-Oh, that's what I wanted. -Look.
-A beer and a barbecue. -Look.
-What's this? Let's see. -No.
THE FIRST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IN CHILE
It's all over the world. Check it out.
How embarrassing!
You're a trendsetter!
-Look at you, guys! -I look short, fat and bald.
No! No, you don't!
Come on, let me see.
Look.
"UFO sightings in Mendoza"?
No, idiot, the headline!
You silly.
He's on that alien stuff again.
-Was that your belly? -No, that wasn't me, dude.
Did you shit yourself, Chico?
-How gross. -No, man. It's coming from over there.
Out.
Who's this?
Oh, he had something to deliver.
Yes, for Mr. Nicolás Velasco.
Yes, I'm Nicolás Velasco.
If you don't mind…
could you sign here, please?
Here.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
-Over there. -Sorry.
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU
THAT LAURA PASSED AWAY A WEEK AGO AFTER A LONG ILLNESS.
Is something wrong?
What's with the face? Did someone die?
Laura.
Who's Laura?
Allow me.
Is this true?
-This idiot has a child. -What?
SAN FRANCISCO ORPHANAGE MENDOZA, ARGENTINA
Wow! Who are those?
This is me, this is you,
and this is the man who lives on the other side of the mountains.
Do you know that man's name?
Nicolás.
Your mom always spoke to you about him.
Would you like to meet him someday?
"I hereby notify you that,
if you do not appear to claim custody of Lulú within 72 hours,
her custody will be transferred to the Argentine state
for her subsequent adoption. Please call me immediately."
Didn't you ever think of sharing this with your friends?
We are your family, man.
Yeah…
No… I don't know.
What do you mean, you "don't know"? What don't you know?
That happened nine years ago.
Nine.
I was working in Mendoza at the winery and vineyard.
She worked in administration. We became friends and…
And…
and one night, after one wine tasting too many,
things got out of hand.
I don't know if it "got out of hand."
-It just happened. -I don't get it, I mean…
Didn't you like men nine years ago?
You dumbass, do you hear yourself when you talk?
What did I say, man?
Do you think him being gay was, like, an aftereffect of a stroke?
Dude, that doesn't just happen overnight. He was born gay, get it?
-I didn't know. -Okay, calm down.
So, you slept with her once and got her pregnant.
Wow, that's effective.
I know.
We tried living together, but it didn't work.
She wanted to have a child
and I respected that.
And she had the sweetest, cutest girl I've ever met.
It's the greatest feeling
I have ever experienced.
But at the same time, I was terrified.
I don't know, I was lost.
So what happened?
-It didn't work out. -You deserve to be happy, Nico.
Where's that coming from?
You're trapped by your fear of rejection…
and your need for people's validation.
That won't let you be yourself.
She understood it all.
And she set me free.
She was a very, very intelligent woman, and most of all, evolved.
In mind and heart.
Go make your own way,
wherever it may be.
But what will we do about Lulú?
Lulú…
will always know she has a daddy on the other side of the mountains.
-Thanks. -And you never saw her again.
No.
No. I never heard from her again.
I don't understand,
how did you get a letter from a friend of Laura's,
but not an official document from the government of Mendoza?
That's what I'm wondering about. The court should have notified me somehow.
Excuse me, I'm going to "undrink."
-"Undrink"? -Taking a leak. He just made that up.
-Does Nacho know? -Of course, he's my partner.
Actually…
I'd like to call him.
There's something I don't get.
First he was straight, then he was gay.
First he had no family, now he has a family.
No one can take this much change, poor guy!
He didn't tell us anything.
JUVENILE COURT JUDICIAL SYSTEM, MENDOZA
Nico's getting married in a week, he can't leave it all behind.
Of course he can.
She's his daughter.
You say that because you don't have any, but you can feel your children.
You carry them in your heart.
How will his boyfriend react?
What did you do?
Why are you so quiet?
Nothing.
I was so looking forward to the wedding.
How selfish. You're just thinking about yourself, jerk.
No one said the wedding wouldn't happen, so keep quiet, okay? Mum's the word.
So?
-What happened? -It's all good.
How did he take it?
He is happy with the idea of us raising Lulú together.
A bit nervous about me going off on my own now, but…
Where to?
Mendoza.
You're going alone?
Yeah, I told you, he's 5,000 miles away. Nacho can't come with me.
No, you're not going alone. I'm coming with you.
Me too.
I would love to, but I have to look after my mom.
Such a mama's boy.
Really, there's no need for you to come along.
Don't feel guilty, I'll be fine.
Oh, no.
I won't let you do something so important on your own.
I'm coming with you.
I'll go pack.
Me too.
After my buddy Raimundo's separation,
his relationship with his daughter got… tough.
It saddens me to see them like this.
I hope this trip will bring them closer.
Fernando is a nutty, good-natured guy.
His dream is having a close encounter of the third kind.
Maybe this trip could be his shot.
Me? I'm just scared shitless.
I'm leaving it all for this adventure, and I don't know how it'll turn out
or if I'll make it in time to accomplish my goal.
And Chico…
Yes, Mommy.
…is such a mama's boy.
I'll be there a bit later.
You can't imagine the lengths we had to go to get him to come with us.
Hopefully, this epic journey will free him from his mom.
-Let's go. -All flights are sold out.
All flights to Argentina?
We'll sort this out.
It seems there's some rally…
-Chico, let's go to the bus terminal. -I'm coming!
FREE, LEGAL, SAFE ABORTION
So, what did you tell him?
I don't have to tell him anything.
Really? Since when?
Time to wake up, queen. Just like Chile.
-Love it. Oops! -Watch it, you'll drop our Nobel winner.
Poor thing!
-That misogynist poet deserves it. -Let's see.
SHUT UP, PABLO NERUDA!
So cute! Another one.
-Let's go. -Okay.
Did you send for me?
Could you explain to me why you wrote to Nicolás Velasco?
To make sure he'll come and Lulú won't lose him forever.
That's not the way we do things here, dear.
Mr. Velasco was notified through official channels, as he should.
Now it is up to the judge to decide, when Velasco shows up at the hearing.
-If he shows up. -He will.
He already confirmed he's coming.
He called to let me know.
Lulú isn't just any girl. She's my friend's daughter and…
Sorry, I know it's wrong, but to me, that makes a difference.
You never know what can happen.
Something good will happen.
I just know.
What's with the sleeping bag?
Just in case, you never know.
You're one weird dude.
I'm sure your little girl will be safe and sound.
There are no tickets left.
-What? -It's all sold out.
There's a feminist rally, they bought them all.
No, that's not possible. No…
Damn.
What?
What is it?
There are no plane tickets,
there are no bus tickets,
my car's in the shop and Fernando's bike won't fit us all.
So… this is our best shot.
No. I'd love to, but I can't.
I have to take care of my mom, something might happen to her.
What's going to happen to her?
That woman is immortal.
-She's caught COVID three times! -Cut it out.
Do you want your friend's daughter to end up adopted by another family?
Don't start again with the emotional blackmail. No!
No. I promised to bring you here and that's what I did, I kept my word.
-Hand me the keys. -Are you nuts?
-The keys! -This is all I have left of my dad. No!
Come here.
Look at your friend. There he is, look at him.
-Don't try to manipulate me. -Look at him!
He's having a hard time.
Don't manipulate me. I said no and it's final!
Fine.
No.
Don't you dare.
Asshole!
Yes, honey.
-Are you boarding for Dubai? -What?
-Well.
I understand, I always do.
What, will you scold me too?
So I should go with you, my mom is immortal? She is not!
I'm not fighting, honey.
Look, I checked her temperature yesterday and it was 99 de--
A kiss. Take care.
-Have a safe trip. -Let go of me!
How can there be no tickets left? Not even one?
There aren't any.
Come on, man! I can't breathe!
Fuck!
MY BODY, MY CHOICE
-Is he breathing? -Yes.
-You put him in the sleeping bag? -I'll explain later.
Don't worry. He's my brother.
He's agoraphobic.
This happens sometimes.
Help me!
Welcome, Your Majesty.
-Where's Chico? -He just left.
He generously realized this was our only choice.
What? He lent us his car?
His mom just called him… I don't know.
-Get in. -I'll take care of that.
How strange. And he didn't even say goodbye?
I told you everything would work out.
-Let's go. -Ye of little faith, get in.
Off we go.
That's why he didn't want to adopt?
He was afraid the kid might be bullied for having gay parents.
-Well, but that's changing. -Yes, thankfully.
I was just talking about you.
Always the same joke, Dad.
What do you need? Tell me.
Nothing, Dad. I was just calling to let you know I'm leaving on a trip.
Thanks for letting me know.
How much do you need?
-Nothing, Dad. Nothing. -Girl, 25 grand will do.
Why do you always ask me the same?
Why might that be?
You know what? Send my regards to my godfather. Bye.
She takes me for a fool…
She sends her regards.
When will you drop that "I'm just an ATM to you" attitude?
It's not good for you.
You dumb, what have you done?
What are we going to do now?
TO PORTILLO AND MENDOZA USE BYPASS TO LOS ANDES VIA CALLE LARGA
Where am I?
Sons of bitches!
What is that?
-Hail? -Is it hailing?
How can it be hailing, dumbass? It's sunny!
-Let me down! -It's Chico.
-Let me down! -What?
Is Chico…? Stop the car, Raimundo. Stop! Stop the car, you jerk!
-Stop the car! -Okay!
How could you do such a thing? You're both nuts.
Disgusting.
-Hand me some clothing. -Sure.
Easy.
Here.
Here, change your shirt. Here you go.
I swear to God I didn't know.
-Yeah, right, you didn't. -Chico, I had no idea.
-Hand me the keys. -"Hand me the keys."
-Don't mock me, jerk! -"Don't mock me, jerk!"
I'm sorry, Chico. I was afraid you'd say no. I'm sorry.
Shut up, you asshole!
Come on, Raimundo, hand him the keys.
-I won't. -Hand him--
-Hand me the keys! -Easy. Hand him the keys.
Here, clean yourself up.
You're nothing but a fucking mama's boy.
Go fuck yourselves!
Chico!
We fucked up, man.
Sorry, no. We fucked up? No, you did.
So unnecessary.
He's on his way here.
Your dad.
Here?
-Why? I don't even know him. -That's why, he wants to meet you.
Is he taking me with him?
Well… that's up to him,
to you, to the judge…
So I won't see you again?
You will!
Of course you will.
I'll always be here for you.
Let's say I'll be your friend on this side of the mountains.
-Promise? -Promise.
I'm sorry.
Come on, Chico. You know we did it for Nico. It's not such a big deal.
"It's not such a big deal"?
I could've fallen off the car and been run over by a truck!
Stop the car.
-What will you do? -Stop the car.
I'm going back to Santiago.
-Come on… -Nico…
Nico, let him be.
Let him be!
What are you doing?
This seems like a bad idea.
I have a life of my own, I'm getting married in a week…
What are you talking about?
You cannot miss this opportunity. You have to go get your daughter.
Look at me, here in the Andes when I should be looking after my mom.
Let's go get your daughter.
Let's go!
-Need any help? -No, I'm fine.
Don't you have anything better than this shirt?
Even your mom wouldn't have picked you a better T-shirt.
-You look nice, Chico. -It's too tight.
-Put this on. -What's this?
ROUTE 5 NORTH LOS LIBERTADORES ANDEAN PASS 1.2 MILES
WE WOMEN CHOOSE
-What kind of roll does it use? -"Roll"?
-Yeah, film. -Film? No, it's digital.
-Oh, so no film. -No film?
No film.
-Thank you. -Thanks.
Get there. Yes, right there.
The lid.
What's that overtaking us?
-A turtle? -You're such a pain in the ass.
I'm hungry, want anything?
No, just make it quick, okay?
I need to see some documentation.
-But, look… -Show me the documentation.
NO HEAVY TRUCKS ALLOWED
The thing is… Come on, have a heart.
-Yeah. -I don't care.
-She has the government chip implanted.
I need documentation.
Salty sticks, please.
Chico!
Hurry up!
Quickly.
Thanks.
-Mr. Luis Fernando González Pérez? -Yes, that's me.
I'm sorry, but you're forbidden from leaving the country.
There's an injunction against you
issued on January 5th, 2018.
What?
Why would you have an injunction?
That's not possible, I haven't done anything, man.
It is possible.
Remember the time we had to get you out of jail
because you almost got completely naked and took a bath at work?
-Yes, it was 107 degrees that day… -Yes.
-What an idiot. -Didn't you pay the fine?
I don't remember.
-You didn't pay the fine? -I just said I don't remember!
How can you leave a fine unpaid?
-I just don't know! -What are we going to do?
I have an idea.
Let's carry him in the luggage rack, like you did with me.
Don't talk nonsense.
Unfortunately, until this situation is settled,
you can't enter the country.
I'm sorry, bro.
Thanks anyway.
So what will you do?
Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
Just bring Lulú, okay?
-So everything else is fine? -Yes. Welcome, gentlemen.
-Drive safely. -Thanks, and sorry.
-How the fuck…? It's always the same. -Let's be positive.
It's always the same shit. How can he be so dumb?
-Shut up. -I always knew
this idiot wouldn't make it to Argentina.
-Okay, man. -How can he leave his fines unpaid?
Fernando is going to lie down on the route, play dead,
and get someone to take him to his front door.
That's what he did to travel along the Carretera Austral.
That's Lulú's dad.
Yes, he is.
Do you think it's okay for a child to grow up with two fathers and no mother?
Lulú already met her mother and understood that she died, and he…
he's her father and the other guy will be…
her dad's partner.
Things are changing, Claudia.
Spare me the speech about that so-called "evolution."
With all due respect, I don't think we should be the ones
to make that kind of judgment.
I talked to her mother before she died, and I know she wanted them to meet and…
who knows, maybe even live together.
Laura regretted not keeping in touch,
so let me be clear: I'll do everything in my power to get them together.
Watch out for that truck!
Get a dog, baldy!
Thoughtless jerk!
-There she is. Rossy! -Rossy!
-My Rossy! -Dear Rossy!
It's a miracle! My Rossy…
-Rossy, my love! -Rossy!
Blessings to you, sir!
-Mom's here! -We found her, Teri!
Thank you, Lord!
There's always a good Samaritan willing to sacrifice himself for a lost sheep!
May I capture this moment?
Sure.
-Smile wide. -Yes.
Thank you so much, good man!
Why are you walking around here alone?
I just made a mistake. They wouldn't let me in.
They wouldn't let us through either.
They don't understand Rossy is also part of our family.
-Come with us. -Yes.
-Really? -Yes.
Do you like singing?
Open your heart
Open it happily
Great abundance is coming
Heaven is for you
- Heaven is for you - Rossy!
What should we listen?
Leave that one.
Hello, dear friends and listeners…
-To take -To take
-Like your soul. -Like your soul.
To live
Have you taken this route before?
Yes, 11 times, dear.
The 11 times they didn't let her through customs.
Poor thing.
But you never know, son. She could save us from starvation.
Blessed be God.
-To love -To love
Like your soul
I'm Pablo Aguilera, and I have a special message for you.
Those times when things seem the hardest
is when you have to stick together more than ever.
That's when you discover who your true friends are,
who the love of your life is.
I leave you with a song by Jeanette.
WE ALREADY MADE IT PAST THE BORDER.
Today the sun is shining Through my window…
WE'LL MEET LULÚ SOON. LOVE YOU.
…And my heart…
You know the lyrics!
…Gets sad when staring at the city
Because you're leaving
Like every night, I woke up
Thinking of you
And saw the hours go by on my clock
Because you're leaving
-And… -Sing it!
All my promises of love Will be gone with you
You'll forget me
By the station, I'll cry like a baby
Because you're leaving
-Because you're leaving -Fernando?
Because you're leaving
-Stop. -It's impossible.
Are you kidding me?
It's me, dude!
-It's me! Hold on! -Wait!
Stop the car, man!
Hi, guys!
-Where were you? -How do you do it, man?
-How did you get here before us? -You thought you'd lost me.
Get in, Fernando.
You really did it this time!
That was impressive, man.
You won't believe it.
I was standing there.
Suddenly, I looked up…
and saw a light.
It shone down--
-No. No! -What?
-I don't want to hear it. -Let me finish.
No, I don't want to hear it.
Every time I hear these stories, I get goosebumps. Enough.
Look what I got you!
No, that's not a good idea. Thanks anyway.
-What a killjoy! -No.
-Oh, no… -Fuck.
-Chico, the bumper. -Damn.
-Go. -Okay.
-On it. -Hurry.
Damn it.
And it goes!
By the station, I'll cry like a baby
Because you're leaving
Chico!
That stinks, man!
I don't smell a thing.
-It was you, man. -Who shat themselves? Gross!
It wasn't me!
At least have some respect. I'm right here, man.
Farts in your sleep are guilt-free.
-Fucking pig. -It was you, man.
Shove that air freshener up your butt.
Where did you get those beers?
I just told you.
Those religious freaks gave them to me for saving their sheep's life.
That kind of things only happens to Fernando.
-You okay? -Yes.
I don't know, it's weird. I guess I'm processing it,
and remembering everything that happened nine years ago.
It's crazy how your whole life can change in the blink of an eye.
Still, it can change for the better.
I'm happy to be here with you guys.
-Me too. -Not me, man.
You're such a pain.
To think that…
dinosaurs used to roam around here more than 200 million years ago,
and this place looks exactly the same.
Imagine if there were only the four of us left on Earth.
Hypothetically speaking, if there were only the four of us left on the planet
and we needed to preserve our species,
I would choose…
Nico.
I love you too, cutie.
How about you, Fernando? Who would you choose?
-Nico. -Oh, sweetie…
He's already taken.
Okay, I'm going to drain the lizard.
-Let's go. -Me too.
Gayer by the second.
That's nice.
Nice.
Chico, you're splashing at me. My pants are all wet, look.
-Not me. -Move over, man.
-It's the wind. -It blows the other way.
Damn prostate. I'm lacking strength, man.
Every time I laugh, I wet myself.
That's why you got to exercise, look.
Clench.
Let go.
-Clench. -Clench.
Let go.
Clench.
Let go. You're splashing me, Chico! Move away.
-Oh, guys. -How disgusting, man!
You dirty pig!
Clench…
Dad!
-Dad! -Stop it!
Dad!
-Dad! -Stop it!
Stop it!
Help me!
-Come on, stop it! -Stop it!
Hold on to it!
Let go of it, it's falling!
No!
Bring the good…
Did you hear that, Teri? What was it?
Looks like it's going to rain, sister.
-Purification. -Amen.
Come on, stand up
He told me to look after it.
-What will I tell my mom? -The truth.
Man, he'll kill me.
Chico, drop that shit, or no one will give us a ride.
What now? What are we going to do now?
Hitchhike, what else?
There's a car coming!
-Hey, you! -Stop!
-There's a bus. -Great.
-Fix your hair. -Finally, man.
Stop it!
Sorry.
-Over here! -Please!
Please!
Hey!
Don't be an ass.
-It's always the same shit, man. -What are you doing?
Get up, man.
Leave him there, no one's coming.
Get up, man. Come on.
It's a van, man!
A van!
Come on, man. Get up!
Sister, get the gun, get the shotgun!
Hey, what are you doing?
Remember me? I'm the one who saved the sheep!
I ask Noah to bring his ship
Full of animals
Very much alive and full of love…
FEMINISM = VIOLENCE SAVE BOTH LIVES
CHRIST IS COMING FROM SPACE ONLY HE CAN SAVE US
-…Full of animals… -Hi, honey. Hello!
-…Very much alive and full of love -How's it…?
-No, it's just that… -Hello!
Everyone says hi.
Yes, honey.
I love people who treat each other that way.
-How, Teri? -With love, sister.
-"Yes, honey. No, honey. Tell me, honey." -That's life, honey.
You got the rings? We were going to buy them together.
Looks like the young man is taking on the sacred bond.
Congratulations, young man.
Nowadays, not many are willing to commit in the name of the Lord.
Praise the Lord.
-Amen. -Amen.
Yes, I understand. Love you.
-Bye. -You hang up.
You hang up!
I love you, bye.
A woman who buys the rings is a woman who knows what she wants.
What's her name?
-Nacho. -Nacha?
With an "o," not an "a."
Sodomites!
Fuck.
Great!
Butt naked,
in the middle of nowhere!
And with no money.
Did you have to say it, Fernando?
I was being honest.
Honestly dumb.
Where did you hide that?
Here I have my cards…
What good are those? There are no ATMs here.
Phone…
No reception either.
Fucking hell!
-Let go of that. -No, it's my dad's.
You're both so immature.
Couldn't you just stay quiet? Look what you've done.
-I'm sorry. -"I'm sorry," it's always the same.
Didn't you notice what kind of people they were?
-Yeah, but… -"Yeah, but"…
I'd better stay quiet.
-Where are we going? -Hurry the fuck up.
-…In the garden -…In the garden
Here comes the good news…
I've got it. Give me your phone.
-There's no reception. -I know that.
We're recording a video.
When it gets a signal,
the video will get uploaded to the cloud, the net or wherever.
Come over here.
Okay.
Here it goes.
Whoever's watching, we're stranded in the mountains.
We have no clothes and we are in danger. We need to be rescued.
-Please, help us. -Help.
Water.
We need water.
-What is that? -The apocalypse!
Did you know that, in this very place,
a doctor and professor took a picture of his family
and the picture showed
a short, cone-headed, green humanoid and his mother?
The zonda wind, sister! The zonda wind!
Run!
-Oh, my God! -Let's go!
What the fuck was that?
Where's your air freshener?
My bumper, man!
What's your problem? Stop!
-My phone! My papers! -No, no.
-Fuck! -No.
-This cannot be happening. -You lost them.
-No way. -They must be around here somewhere.
We need to get the fuck out of here.
This won't work out, man.
This is all your fault, dumbasses.
If only you hadn't got me in that sleeping bag
and put me on that luggage rack…
And you peed on me!
My dad's car fell off a cliff, man.
If Raimundo had set the handbrake,
-we wouldn't be here. -What?
You sissy. What a lousy friend.
So, we're done.
Idiot!
Sorry, Chico. You were already having a hard time with your mom thing.
I didn't want to hurt you more.
I got the letter from the Mendoza court, stuck it on the fridge
-and forgot to tell you. -What?
Punch him, man.
Fuck!
Fucking jerk.
I hope the UFOs take you.
Shit.
Chico, don't squeeze my shoulders so hard.
I'm just anxious.
Stop talking nonsense.
This won't work, man.
It won't work!
What is it?
Echinopsis pachanoi.
From the Cactaceae family.
Is there water in it?
No.
These beings have a hydrating substance inside.
And how are you going to open it? With your teeth?
This is delicious, it's so good.
What if he gets poisoned?
I hope so.
It's not that bad.
It's revolting.
It does quench thirst.
I forgot about its side effects.
Hello.
Take care of that car, it was like a second home for your father.
I'm an adult, Mom!
I'm off.
Bye.
I forgot about its side effects.
Remember the time we had to get you out of jail
because you almost got completely naked and took a bath at work?
Mom.
Sing, Fernando, sing.
Dad!
Nico!
Your things!
Your things, Nico!
Your things.
We walked around in circles, man.
Are you okay, Ferni?
Home…
Home.
Wait for me!
Fernando.
Fernando, come back.
Fernando! This idiot.
Fernando!
What home?
A car.
-Where? -There, man. We're saved.
Teri. Teri, get the gun.
The shotgun. Teri, hurry up!
The day has come, Teri!
Shoot!
Shoot him!
Shoot that one carrying the iron thing, the green dwarf's mom!
Why did you allow this, Lord?
Why did you allow it?
Chico!
Chico, no.
Chico, no!
It's my fault.
Look.
No.
-My dad saved me. -Yeah, right, your dad.
Teri.
Divine justice.
It may take its time, but always catches up with you.
I thought we wouldn't get out of here alive.
Did none of you realize those madwomen were the same ones who abandoned us?
Echinopsis pachanoi.
Are you okay?
Everything will be fine, don't worry.
What if I'm pushing things?
Why would Lulú want to live with me?
An eight-year-old girl with a life of her own…
I don't know.
Why would she want a family other than you?
What if she…
pictures a dad more like you?
That's not Lulú's fear.
It's yours.
There's nothing better
for that child…
than being with you.
Thanks.
Cheers.
How did it go?
-Raimundo. -What?
-Wake up, man. -What is it?
Fuck, we overslept.
We have to be at the orphanage for the meeting before four o'clock.
Wake up!
Up, now. Let's go!
I need to pee.
Hello.
Hello, Marina, excuse me, the reception is awful.
We are on our way there, I think we'll be there in about…
two hours.
Remember, the orphanage closes at four.
Yes, we're on our way.
-Don't worry, thank you. -Okay, hurry up.
And we're going dressed like this?
-Do you want me to stop at a mall, dude? -I won't go dressed like an old lady.
-Isn't the shirt enough? -Please, cut it out.
-You're making me nervous! -What is it to you?
I'm about to have a fit.
Are you okay?
Should I drive?
Are you sure?
I'm fine.
-I'm so glad you made it. -Thanks.
-You've been such an angel. -There's nothing to thank.
Okay… were you at a circus or at a costume party?
-A lot has happened. -I bet. Well…
we'll take care…
of that.
LET'S READ AND PAINT
That's her, right?
Yes.
Lulú.
I'm running out of red.
Someone here wants to meet you.
-Hello. -Hello.
This is Nicolás.
The man who lives on the other side of the mountains?
Well, yes.
You've been "the man on the other side of the mountains" for a long time.
Right.
That's nice.
I am…
Yes, my father. I know.
You're very good at drawing.
Who are they?
My friends.
Why are they dressed like that?
Because, when we have an important mission, we dress like this.
What's your mission?
To come get you.
Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon. -You must be Nicolás Velasco.
That's right.
-It's a pleasure, Sister… -Claudia.
I'm the orphanage director.
-Pleased to meet you. -Could you come with me to the office?
Yes, of course.
I didn't stay in touch with my daughter out of respect to Laura's decision,
she wanted it that way.
So did you.
No… Yes.
Well… what's important now is that…
that we're here.
Well,
Laura…
Laura's not here, but I am here to look after Lulú.
I am not the one to say what's important and what's not.
That's in God's hands.
And the judge's.
I suppose you brought the documentation that proves you are Lulú's father.
Yes.
Yes, here's the certificate.
There.
And a handwritten letter…
from Laura attesting to our relationship.
So, Lu?
Are you happy your dad is here?
-I want to be with you. -Oh, you'll always be with me.
I told you, whenever I travel to the other side of the mountains,
to Chile, I'll visit you. Okay?
Your dad…
has wanted to be with you for a long time.
Why didn't he come sooner then?
That's right.
Because…
Well, I think you should ask him that.
In any case,
uh, your dad…
he's always going off like, "Lulú this, Lulú that,"
he won't stop talking about you.
Lulú, let's go. It's time for your bath.
Not very convincing.
I'm not a good liar.
Well, you shouldn't lie.
Never been good at it.
Looks like the kids are a bit scared.
You should turn in all of these…
papers, and I will file a report to make this interview official.
-What time is tomorrow's hearing? -I think I wrote it down.
10:00 A.M. LULÚ'S HEARING
Tomorrow, 12:00 at noon.
Well, okay…
Thank you for everything,
and for taking care of my daughter,
from the bottom of my heart.
It's my job.
-Good afternoon. -Good afternoon.
I have a reservation under Nicolás Velasco.
Nicolás Velasco. Yes, Mr. Velasco. Thanks for choosing us.
Are you all right, sir?
He gets like that when he's angry.
My bilirubin's high.
Is there anywhere we can buy some clothes?
Yes, right here in the shopping center.
-Great. -I'm going.
-I'll go with you. -Okay.
I'll fill this.
Hi, honey.
We made it.
We're in Mendoza.
We already have a hearing with the judge tomorrow.
I love you very, very much.
-Manhattan? -Yes.
-Give me that. -It's mine, man!
-I'm off. Take care of yourself, man. -Yeah, see you.
-I'm leaving. I'm beat. -Oh, stay.
-No, no, I'm leaving. No, really. -Come on.
I had a too long, too intense day. But it was beautiful.
You don't know how many times I pictured she might reject me.
But she didn't. It was amazing.
-Thank you both. -How could she reject you, man?
-Thanks, my brother. -Go have some rest.
Go and rest, tomorrow is even bigger than today.
-Take care of yourselves. -Go rest, yeah.
Wow, man…
-So, why are you doing this? -Doing what?
-Coming all the way here to be with Nico. -Well, he's my friend.
What about a more honest answer?
Because I love him.
Because…
I admire him.
And because it's been a long time since I've done anything for anyone.
You don't like me.
No.
-Liar. -No, I'm not lying.
I'm not a good liar.
The thing is…
I have a very, very low
success rate
with men.
-Me too. -Really?
-I have the exact same problem. -Really?
-Yeah. It's like I don't feel anything. -Yeah, exactly.
Nothing at all, it's like I'm…
-Cold. -Cold.
So?
Nothing.
-You? -Nothing.
Weird.
Room service!
We're busy here!
Bunny. I have to go.
I'm running late. Bunny.
Okay. Bunny.
Help me.
Bunny, help me, I'm going to be late.
Please.
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
-Let's see. -Ouch.
What is it?
I don't know.
-Hello. -Hello, Marina.
Is Raimundo with you?
Yes, we are on our way there.
-Raimundo, wake up. -Where?
-To the hearing. -The hearing?
Lulú's!
Okay, I'll see you there. A kiss.
We want ourselves alive!
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
-Not a woman less! -What's going on?
They cut off the street?
We're in trouble.
What is it?
The street is closed because of the rally.
-We want ourselves alive! -Sorry, excuse me.
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
Excuse me.
There it is.
BE RIGHT BACK
Come in.
We want ourselves alive!
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
Not a woman less!
-We want ourselves alive! -Chico!
-No, it's mine. -My friend's in there.
-It's mine. -We want ourselves alive!
-Not a woman less! -Chico!
-Oh, I'm so glad you came. How are you? -Hello! Fine, and you?
I'm so glad, we were waiting for you.
I'm with--
Marina, you stay.
I'll go check up on Nico, I'll look for you later. Okay?
Well, keep me posted. Okay?
-Yikes! -Not a woman less!
We want ourselves alive!
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
-Chico! -Clara, it's your dad.
Chico!
-What happened to you? -I'll explain later. What about you?
I'll explain later. Let's go see Nico.
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
-What are you doing here, Dad? -What are you doing here?
I came to the rally.
Before you say I didn't ask for permission nor let you know,
Dad, I did call you.
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
Are you okay?
-Yes. -Are you crying?
No, of course not. Don't be silly. Men don't cry.
What are you doing here?
Your godfather Nicolás has a daughter and we came to pick her up.
What? A daughter?
It's a long story. I'll tell you later.
It was great to see you.
I love you.
We want ourselves alive!
Not a woman less! We want ourselves alive!
Ouch! Not so hard, man. It hurts.
Hey, what are you doing?
-He's getting me out of this suit. -This shit is stuck. So?
The audience was at 10:00.
It was at 10:00, the judge already ruled!
It was at 10:00, it's done, we're fucked.
No way, there has to be a mistake.
There's no mistake. I spoke to the judge's secretary, it's over.
Son of a… No, this isn't it. Come on, let's go.
-Come on. -Remove that makeup, you look ridiculous.
Raimundo!
Calm down, man. Just calm down.
-That's the office. -There it is, that one.
Okay, go in there.
-Go. -I told you, I already lost her!
I lost her.
Will you let someone else raise your daughter?
-Say something, man. -Get in there.
Don't be a coward.
Fix yourself up.
-Fix your collar! -Go.
Come on, man!
Your collar!
Hello.
Hello?
Your Honor?
Oh, you're the schnitzel guy.
Schnitzel?
I ordered a schnitzel for lunch about an hour ago.
No, I have nothing to do with any schnitzel,
I came to talk about my daughter.
Lucía Velasco.
You can finish that later, we have to go to the doctor.
Why do I have to go to the doctor? I'm not sick.
That's what the judge ordered.
Come on, do as you're told, Lulú. Let's go.
Come on.
-Let's go, Lulú. -Fine…
Is Linda coming along?
The father's arrival was confirmed, but he did not show up for the hearing.
Again, it was at ten o'clock.
Her eligibility for adoption is now on the record.
-It happens all the time. -But I'm here, I'm her dad!
The orphanage director told me to come at 12:00, and I did.
If anyone made a mistake, it was her!
I'm sorry.
This little girl has no one else in the world but me.
Whom she met yesterday.
I am her father, I have every right to know what is going on, and I need--
-Excuse us. -Excuse us.
Who are you?
They're my friends, they came all the way from Chile with me.
How are you?
Hello.
Didn't you receive Claudia's report?
No.
You didn't receive the report,
I was given the wrong time for the summons.
Don't you see what's happening here, Your Honor?
I have a male partner, and she can't accept it.
No, it's not one of them.
That is a very serious accusation, Mr. Velasco.
At the moment, the girl is being taken to a hospital
for a medical examination.
I would love to be able to help you,
but I do not make the law.
I just enforce it.
All I can do is recommend that you start the adoption process.
Your Honor, I would like to apply for Lucía Velasco's adoption.
I'm also applying for Lucía Velasco's adoption.
-I would have to ask my mother, but maybe. -That's not how it works, sorry.
Could the biological father
request a visitation arrangement so that the child could travel to Chile?
-No court would approve. -Fucking hell, nothing's allowed.
I can't believe this.
-Easy. -No. I told you!
-I told you! -You had to try.
Unless…
Being in Chile,
the child would fall under the custody of the father
in the eyes of the law, which then would be…
the Chilean law.
Got it?
Yes, we got it.
Of course, that's it.
That's it.
-Yes. -Come on.
Oh, one more thing.
If, by any chance, you run into the schnitzel guy,
please tell him to shove it up his ass.
-You got it. -Will do.
-Marina, we've been played. -What?
We got here at 12:00, but Nico was expected at 10:00.
No, that can't be right.
It's true.
-Where's Lulú? -Do you know where Lulú might be?
She should be at the Santa María Hospital with Sister Claudia.
She had to undergo a checkup for her file.
Okay, we're on our way.
Santa María Hospital.
-Let's go. -Okay, come on.
SANTA MARÍA HOSPITAL
Now I'll weigh and measure you.
-This way, please. -I'll be right back.
Thanks.
-Claudia! -What are you doing here?
-I'll go get a stethoscope. -You made sure Nicolás missed the hearing!
Stop right there and mind your words, Marina.
I told him the right time for the hearing.
If he didn't make it, that's on him.
Hello.
You know what? I'm glad.
Come with me.
I'm happy for Lulú.
Don't be afraid, honey, come.
Why?
Because he loves a man?
Come on, say it.
Yes.
Come with me.
Is he taking me with him?
Well, that's up to him,
to you…
Come.
Come with me!
If you really want what's best for Lulú,
don't come between her and her dad anymore.
Got her.
Nicolas wants to give her love, a family.
Hold on.
And forgive me, but that's what being a good Christian really is.
Come here.
Lulú?
God!
Come on, Lulú.
Fer, help me! It came off!
-Fuck, it came off! -Done.
Beautiful. You did very well.
Listen to your dad, he'll take care of you. Okay?
-Quick. -Thank you.
They're kidnapping that girl!
They're kidnapping her!
Take care now. Come on, get in. Bye.
-Are you sure? -Very sure.
Then…
-We won't get our hopes up. -No.
-Okay, go. -Let's go!
They're leaving!
You'll end up in jail! And you too, as an accessory!
Nacho is dying to meet you.
Me too.
-Are you tired? -A little, Dad.
-Snuggle up with me. -Okay.
Hello, Clara.
Sure, I'll put him on.
Hello, honey. How are you?
Hi, Dad. Hey, we're on our way to Chile.
Good. We're on our way back, too.
Awesome.
Honey, I've been thinking and I'd like to get together someday.
I don't know, go out to eat or…
-have a chat. -Sure, I'd love to.
-When would you like to? -Four men and a girl. I repeat.
Four men and one girl. They carry a fender on the roof of the car.
License plate AE548PW.
POLICE
-That's the one! -Go, Vergara!
It's the police.
Honey, I need a favor before you get to customs.
Tell me where you are.
We've just crossed the bridge.
Okay, listen carefully.
QSL3442.
It's okay, sweetheart.
-Raimundo, please be careful. -Watch out for the car.
Speed up.
-Help! -What's wrong?
-Help. -What happened to her?
I don't know, she fainted.
-Is she okay? -I don't know.
-We lost them! -That's my niece!
Sorry, that's my goddaughter!
Sorry, that's my daughter.
-This way. -You sure, man? There's no tunnel here.
-No path. What, do you want me to fly? -We have to get in through here.
Go this way, trust me!
-It's this way! -Okay, Raimundo.
Raimundo, are you sure?
I'll make sure you guys get across, no matter what.
We already lost them.
Let me do this, man! It's what I have to do.
For you, for Lulú, and for me too.
How do you feel?
-Much better. -Thanks. Do you have our keys?
-Right. -Shall we go?
-Hurry, clear the bridge, and be careful. -Yes, thank you.
Thanks.
Come on.
Shit.
Come on, Teri.
Open your garden
Let's run to receive it
Here, here!
Down here!
Officer.
How's your family?
Shouldn't they be here already?
Are you sure they're coming?
Yes.
-Are you tired, honey? -Yes.
Come here.
Finally!
THE MALVINAS ISLANDS ARE ARGENTINEAN
Here!
-Hello. -Hello!
Where's my dad?
I'll explain later. First, I want to introduce you to someone. This is Lulú.
-Hello. -Hello.
Your dad is my godfather. We'll be like sisters.
Let's get out of here.
Hold on. What about my dad? Isn't he coming?
Your dad will be fine.
He's the best friend one could ever ask for.
You'll be proud of him.
Fer! Fernando!
Did you see it?
-It was up there in the sky! A light… -Yeah…
-It was amazing. -Yes. Hurry up.
-But it was amazing. -Yes, amazing indeed. Let's go!
-It was up there. It was shining. -Yeah, sure.
-A light… They're coming for me, dude. -It hit right on you!
You finally made contact with Martians.
VALPARAISO REGION, CHILE
TWO MONTHS LATER…
-Really? -Yes.
Look, I have it.
-No one can do it. -Look, here I have it.
So cute.
Does she dance?
Mr. Santa Cruz Gutiérrez?
-Here. -Here.
-Here… -It's for me, man.
-I know! I said, "Here." -Thank you.
SURPRISE!
Damn.
Another envelope.
Life keeps bringing up surprises that come up when most unexpected.
WE'RE BECOMING PARENTS
I can't believe it!
I'm having a kid!
Did you hear, Mom? I'm having a child!
You're going to be a grandma!
You're having a grandchild, Mom!
Shameless, just like your father.
I would've expected this from Raimundo, even Fernando.
But, against all odds, Chico was very effective, too.
Today we celebrate love.
CONGRATULATIONS
Beyond barriers.
Beyond genders.
These are two souls becoming one
because they want to be together forever.
I invite you to seal this bond.
By the power vested in me by law, I pronounce you…
husband and husband.
Bravo!
Kiss, kiss!
Sweetheart!
Gorgeous.
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATION
I'm sure you're wondering what your new life will be like.
You didn't know I have friends who can move mountains,
like the heroes from those comics you like to draw so much.
Unconditional friends who helped me accomplish my mission
and became this wonderful family.
Your family.
I love you, Lulú.
SOMEWHERE IN ARGENTINA…
You made it!
-At last. -At last, a woman.
What?
You don't know the things I had to do in there.
Let's go. We'll get caught.
So?
Nothing.
You?
Two months in jail and nothing.
Amazing.
-Raimundo? -Yes!
-Where are you? -I just got out.
With a little help.
Hello! Say hi to Lulú!
Congrats! Save us some cake, we're on our way.
-Kisses! -On your way?
-Buddy! -Get over here!
-Did he make it through customs? -We're waiting!
-Did he make it through customs? -We have a surprise.
He did it!
-Look. -Great.