1 00:00:01,689 --> 00:00:07,827 [ CHEERING, WHISTLING, AND APPLAUSE ] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:15,344 ♪♪ 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:22,896 ♪♪ 6 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:30,172 ♪♪ 7 00:00:30,206 --> 00:00:34,068 -TONIGHT, THE PICKLEBALL REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED 8 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:37,103 AS 16 OF THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR ENTERTAINERS: 9 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,793 JIMMIE ALLEN, MURRAY BARTLETT, 10 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:42,241 DIERKS BENTLEY, JAIME CAMIL, 11 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,482 WILL FERRELL, MAX GREENFIELD, 12 00:00:44,517 --> 00:00:46,965 LUIS GUZMAN, PHIL KEOGHAN, 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,448 DANIEL DAE KIM, SUGAR RAY LEONARD, 14 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:52,620 TIG NOTARO, JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL, 15 00:00:52,655 --> 00:00:54,896 KELLY ROWLAND, PAUL SCHEER, 16 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:58,068 AISHA TYLER, AND EMMA WATSON 17 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:02,689 WILL GO HEAD TO HEAD, TOE TO TOE AND PADDLE TO PADDLE. 18 00:01:02,724 --> 00:01:04,586 STEPHEN COLBERT AND "FUNNY OR DIE" 19 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:09,206 PRESENT "PICKLED," A PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT FOR COMIC RELIEF. 20 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:12,655 AND NOW YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 21 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,482 -HELLO, EVERYBODY. I'M STEPHEN COLBERT 22 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,827 AND WELCOME TO "PICKLED." 23 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:18,344 WE'RE HERE AT SHERWOOD COUNTRY CLUB 24 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,896 IN BEAUTIFUL THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA, 25 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:23,379 A CITY WHERE THEY COUNT THEIR TREES. 26 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,862 TODAY, WE HAVE A FRONT ROW SEAT 27 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:27,931 TO A CELEBRITY PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT UNLIKE ANY OTHER. 28 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:30,068 MOSTLY BECAUSE THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY OTHERS. 29 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:32,551 WE'VE GOT STARS OF THE SILVER SCREEN, 30 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,862 MUSIC, AND TELEVISION -- ICONS ALL. 31 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:37,033 BUT THEY'VE ALL PUT ASIDE THEIR BUSY SCHEDULE 32 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:40,551 OF INSTAGRAM BEEFS AND GAINING MUSCLE TO PORTRAY SUPERHEROES 33 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:43,068 TO PLAY PICKLEBALL TONIGHT. 34 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,310 THEY'RE PLAYING FOR PRIDE, FOR HONOR, 35 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:48,413 AND FOR THE RIGHT TO HOIST THE COVETED COLBERT CUP. 36 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:53,723 ♪♪ 37 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:55,378 NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY BE THINKING, 38 00:01:55,413 --> 00:01:57,723 STEVE, WHAT IS PICKLEBALL? 39 00:01:57,758 --> 00:02:00,034 WELL, IMAGINE TENNIS AND BADMINTON 40 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:02,000 WERE IN A LOVING, COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP, 41 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,620 BUT IT HAD BEEN A FEW YEARS AND THE SPARK WAS GONE. 42 00:02:04,655 --> 00:02:06,620 SO THEY DECIDED TO INVITE PING-PONG 43 00:02:06,655 --> 00:02:08,000 INTO THE MIX ONE NIGHT. 44 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:10,482 IT WAS BADMINTON'S IDEA, AND TENNIS WAS LIKE, 45 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:11,896 "OKAY, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, 46 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:14,206 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T GET WEIRD." 47 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:17,103 BUT WEIRD GET IT DID. 48 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,827 AND NINE MONTHS LATER, THEY HAD A BEAUTIFUL, 49 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:21,379 BOUNCING BABY SPORT WITH A SMALLER COURT, 50 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:24,620 A WIFFLE BALL AND WOODEN PADDLES. 51 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:26,793 TONIGHT, I'VE GOT A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW OF THE ACTION 52 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:29,344 FROM MY LUXURIOUS PERGOLA. 53 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:31,758 BUT CLOSER TO THE ACTION AND DEFINITELY FURTHER AWAY 54 00:02:31,793 --> 00:02:34,310 FROM THE AIR CONDITIONING ARE TODAY'S "PICKLED" COMMENTATORS, 55 00:02:34,344 --> 00:02:36,965 LEGENDARY SPORTS ANALYST BILL RAFTERY 56 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,655 AND OUR VERY OWN CHAMPION, CARI CHAMPION. 57 00:02:39,689 --> 00:02:41,067 THEY'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU THE PLAY BY PLAY OF 58 00:02:41,103 --> 00:02:43,551 HOW WE'LL PLAY TODAY. BILL, CARI? 59 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:44,896 -THANKS, STEVE. 60 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,344 FOR STARTERS, THE PICKLEBALL COURT 61 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:51,103 IS SMALLER THAN A TENNIS COURT, JUST 44 FEET BY 20 FEET. 62 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,896 EACH SIDE IS DIVIDED INTO THREE ZONES, 63 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:58,448 TWO SERVICE COURTS AND AN ON VOLLEY ZONE CALLED THE KITCHEN. 64 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,137 EACH POINT BEGINS WITH AN UNDERHAND 65 00:03:00,172 --> 00:03:02,310 SERVE TO THE OPPOSING CORNER, 66 00:03:02,344 --> 00:03:05,931 WHICH MUST CLEAR THE NET AND THE KITCHEN. 67 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:08,206 -THEN BOTH TEAMS MUST LET THE BALL BOUNCE IN THEIR COURT 68 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:10,034 BEFORE RETURNING IT FOR A VOLLEY. 69 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:12,275 BUT BE CAREFUL: NO IN-THE-AIR VOLLEYS 70 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:14,827 CAN BE HIT WHILE STANDING IN THE KITCHEN. 71 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,344 EACH TEAM MEMBER WILL SERVE 72 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,344 BEFORE THE SERVE MOVES ON TO THE OTHER TEAM. 73 00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:21,586 NOW, KEEP IN MIND, POINTS ARE SCORED ONLY BY THE SERVING TEAM. 74 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,344 A POINT IS WON BY EITHER HITTING A WINNER 75 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:25,344 OR THE OPPOSING TEAM HITS THE NET, 76 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:28,103 A SHOT OUTSIDE THE LINE, OR IF THE BALL BOUNCES TWICE. 77 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:31,551 THE TEAM WHO FIRST GETS TO 11 POINTS WINS THE GAME. 78 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,103 THINGS ARE GOING TO GET HEATED 79 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,620 AS WE WATCH WINNERS MOVE ON AND LOSERS MOVE OUT 80 00:03:35,655 --> 00:03:38,172 IN TODAY'S BRACKET STYLE DOUBLES TOURNAMENT. 81 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:40,517 ALSO, EACH TEAM WILL BE ALLOTTED ONE TIMEOUT 82 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:42,206 FOR WHATEVER THEY MAY NEED: 83 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:44,137 HYDRATION, CALLS TO A PUBLICIST, 84 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:46,000 OR A CHANCE TO UNWIND AND RECHARGE 85 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:50,034 WITH A REFRESHINGLY COLD AND CRUNCHY CLAUSSEN PICKLE. 86 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:53,827 -A MOMENT THEY'LL SURELY WANT TO RELISH. STEVE? 87 00:03:53,862 --> 00:03:55,655 -NOW LET'S SAY HI TO OUR SIDELINE REPORTER, 88 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:58,689 THE HARDEST WORKING MEMBER OF OUR "PICKLED" CREW, 89 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:02,413 STRANDED OUT THERE ALL ALONE IN THE BLAZING CALIFORNIA SUN, 90 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:05,275 MY DEAR FRIEND AND SoulCycle EMERGENCY CONTACT 91 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:06,724 JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS. 92 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:08,241 WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES, 93 00:04:08,275 --> 00:04:09,931 JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS? -OH, GOSH, 94 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,034 I'VE SEEN ALL KINDS OF THINGS. 95 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:13,896 EMMA WATSON IS GETTING IN THE ZONE. 96 00:04:13,931 --> 00:04:15,586 SUGAR RAY LEONARD STRETCHING 97 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,724 THOSE GOLD-MEDAL-WINNING LIGAMENTS. 98 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,241 WILL FERRELL IS AGGRESSIVELY HYDRATING, 99 00:04:20,274 --> 00:04:23,379 JUST TAKING THOSE ELECTROLYTES STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE. 100 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:25,551 -I GOT DOWN THE WRONG PIPE. 101 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:27,310 -HE REALLY WANTS THIS, STEVE. 102 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:29,793 -THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. -STEVE, CAN I GET A DRINK? 103 00:04:29,827 --> 00:04:31,827 -I SAID THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. 104 00:04:31,862 --> 00:04:33,793 BUT BEFORE WE GET TO OUR FIRST MATCH, 105 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:36,827 THE REASON WE'RE ALL HERE IS TO SUPPORT COMIC RELIEF. 106 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:39,931 AND WE WOULD LOVE YOU TO GO TO COMICRELIEF.ORG 107 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,724 AND DONATE DURING THE SHOW 108 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:43,793 BECAUSE ALL THE MONEY YOU GIVE WILL GO TOWARD KEEPING KIDS 109 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:47,172 AND FAMILIES SAFE HERE IN THE U.S. AND AROUND THE WORLD, 110 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:49,586 WHETHER THAT'S KIDS WHO NEED A PLACE TO CALL HOME 111 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,793 OR KIDS IN DANGER WHEN DISASTER HITS. 112 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:55,275 JUST USE THE PHONE THAT IS PROBABLY ALREADY IN YOUR HAND 113 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:59,275 AND GO TO COMICRELIEF.ORG AND GIVE. 114 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,620 -AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 115 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:05,241 PLEASE RISE FOR THE SINGING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. 116 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:08,482 OUR HOST, TRIPLE THREAT STEPHEN COLBERT, 117 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,689 WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY GRAMMY AWARD WINNING 118 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:13,034 SINGER AND SONGWRITER, 119 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,931 A CITIZEN OF BOTH THE DANGER ZONE 120 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:17,241 AND POOH CORNER, 121 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,172 MR. KENNY LOGGINS. 122 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:23,379 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 123 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:28,689 -♪ OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEE 124 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:33,172 ♪ BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT 125 00:05:33,206 --> 00:05:37,827 ♪ WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED 126 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:42,310 ♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING ♪ 127 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:46,655 ♪ WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS ♪ 128 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:51,103 ♪ THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT 129 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:55,172 ♪ O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED 130 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:59,655 ♪ WERE SO GALLANT STREAMING 131 00:05:59,689 --> 00:06:04,034 ♪ AND ROCKETS' RED GLARE 132 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:08,379 ♪ THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR ♪ 133 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:12,551 ♪ GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 134 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:17,379 ♪ THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE ♪ 135 00:06:17,413 --> 00:06:23,413 ♪ OH, SAY, DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER ♪ 136 00:06:23,448 --> 00:06:28,517 ♪ YET WAVE 137 00:06:28,551 --> 00:06:35,137 ♪ O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE 138 00:06:35,172 --> 00:06:37,931 ♪ AND THE HOME 139 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:42,034 ♪ OF THE BRAVE 140 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:46,551 [ APPLAUSE ] 141 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:48,241 -PICKLEBALL! 142 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,689 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 143 00:06:50,724 --> 00:06:54,137 -OKAY, AMERICA, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PICKLEBALL? 144 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:57,517 CARI, TELL US ABOUT OUR FIRST MATCH UP. 145 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,275 -SHE'S AN ACTRESS, GRAMMY AWARD WINNING RECORDING ARTIST, 146 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,620 SAY HER NAME, SAY HER NAME, 147 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,896 IT'S KELLY ROWLAND! 148 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:07,931 HE WON AN EMMY FOR GETTING USED AND ABUSED 149 00:07:07,965 --> 00:07:11,758 BY THE GUEST OF A LUXURY RESORT ON HBO'S "THE WHITE LOTUS," 150 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:14,689 NOW HE'S GOING TO FACE THE BACKHANDS OF A NEW CROP 151 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:19,068 OF GLAMOROUS ECCENTRICS, IT'S MURRAY BARTLETT! 152 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:22,482 LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DINK FLOYD! 153 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:24,034 ORIGINALLY FROM MISSISSIPPI, 154 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,965 SHE'S AN EMMY AND GRAMMY NOMINATED ACTOR, 155 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,758 WRITER AND STAND UP COMEDIAN 156 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:29,965 WHO RECENTLY JOINED THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE. 157 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,413 IT'S TIG NOTARO! 158 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:35,241 THIS 6'3" COMEDIC GENIUS 159 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:38,034 STARS WITH A 6'2" RYAN REYNOLDS 160 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:39,758 AND THE NEW MOVIE "SPIRITED." 161 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,862 IN IT'S WILL FERRELL! 162 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:46,620 TOGETHER, THEY ARE PARTY TIL YOU CUKE. 163 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,206 -I AM VERY EXCITED. 164 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,793 -I AM VERY HOT -- AND EXCITED TOO. 165 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,275 -YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE FEELING GOOD? 166 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,896 IT'S CURRENTLY 94 DEGREES HERE AT THOUSAND OAKS. 167 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:04,206 IT FEELS LIKE 107. 168 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:05,586 -FEELS LIKE THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN INDOORS. 169 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:10,172 -ON MY WEATHER APP, IT ALSO SAID THREAT OF COYOTE ATTACK. 170 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:12,931 SO THAT WOULD BE A WORST CASE, 171 00:08:12,965 --> 00:08:15,206 IF A BAND OF COYOTES CAME 172 00:08:15,241 --> 00:08:18,620 AND ATTACKED EVERYONE AS THEY WATCHED PICKLEBALL. 173 00:08:18,655 --> 00:08:20,448 -WE'RE MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE FIRST-EVER POINT 174 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:22,965 AT THE FIRST-EVER CELEBRITY PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT. 175 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,551 HISTORY IN THE MAKING. 176 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,827 KELLY ROWLAND, MURRAY BARTLETT, 177 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,689 TIG NOTARO, WILL FERRELL. 178 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:31,931 THE ENERGY HERE IS AS ELECTRIC AS THEIR CARS. 179 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:34,861 LET'S GO TO CENTER COURT. 180 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:37,895 -THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRITY. THIS IS ALL ABOUT CELEBRITY. 181 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,861 -WILL FERRELL ABOUT TO FACE HIS ACHILLES HEEL, 182 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,413 HIS ACHILLES TENDON. 183 00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:44,344 -THANKS, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 184 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:48,034 THANKS, YOU GUYS. THANK YOU. 185 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:49,896 -HERE WE GO. 186 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:51,896 WILL FERRELL SERVING TO KELLY ROWLAND. 187 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,034 WE'RE UNDERWAY. 188 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:57,310 -SERVICE IS GOOD -- OH, BUT KELLY MISSES. 189 00:08:57,344 --> 00:08:58,965 -A SMOKER. 190 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,482 -BILL, I'M CHALKING THAT UP TO THE PRESSURE 191 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:02,896 OF PLAYING THE VERY FIRST MATCH. 192 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:05,137 SHE IS THEKELLY ROWLAND, SO... 193 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:06,620 -102. 194 00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:11,275 -AND IT'S FERRELL TO BARTLETT, TO NOTARO, 195 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:13,758 BACK TO BARTLETT. 196 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,724 TIG TO KELLY. 197 00:09:15,758 --> 00:09:17,379 AND THAT ONE'S OUT. 198 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:20,896 -WILL AND TIG OFF TO A QUICK TWO POINT LEAD. 199 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:23,448 -TIG, THAT'S A LOT OF POWER IN A LITTLE PACKAGE. 200 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:27,103 -2 -- 0-2. -FERRELL DROPS IT IN. 201 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,413 NOW, LOOK AT WILL AT THE KITCHEN LINE. 202 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,965 -OH! -IT'S JUST TOO MUCH, FOLKS, 203 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,862 FOR BARTLETT TO RETURN! -GET OVER THERE. 204 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:40,965 -ALRIGHT. -COMING UP TO THAT KITCHEN LINE 205 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,827 PUTS A LITTLE PRESSURE ON THE OPPONENT. 206 00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:49,241 -GOT IT. -THAT WAS OUT. 207 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:51,620 -THAT WAS OUT. 208 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:55,241 -LOOK AT THIS, WILL FERRELL CALLING HIS TEAMMATE'S BALL OUT. 209 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:57,758 SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION. 210 00:09:57,793 --> 00:10:02,344 WELL, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE INSTALLED THE LINE CAM. 211 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:04,241 AND HE'S RIGHT. 212 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:07,724 TREMENDOUS VISION AND INTEGRITY FROM WILL FERRELL. 213 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,793 -ALRIGHT. 0-3-1. 214 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,206 -GOT IT. 215 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:16,206 -WAY TO GO, WILL. 216 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,034 -LOOK AT THIS. 217 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,482 -OH! 218 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:20,793 -HE'S IN THE ATTACK MODE. 219 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:23,896 -FERRELL DID NOT COME TO PLAY. 220 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,931 HE CAME TO PLAY. 221 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:29,000 -HE'S LEAVING IT ALL OUT THERE, STEVE. 222 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:30,758 -I HOPE HE'S STILL GOT SOME LEFT FOR THE NEXT ROUND 223 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,724 BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING GOOD FOR PARTY TIL YOU CUKE. 224 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,758 -ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! SILENCE IT OUT OVER THERE! 225 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:38,793 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 226 00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:42,965 -YOU RECOGNIZE THOSE TROUSERS ON WILL FERRELL, STEVE? 227 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,896 -THEY ARE FROM THE MOVIE "SEMI-PRO." 228 00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:48,586 -FOOT FAULT. 229 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:51,793 -I DIDN'T SEE IT. -LOOK -- WELL, SENSE IT. 230 00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:54,689 -WE SHOULDN'T HAVE A KITCHEN ON THE COURT. 231 00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:57,379 -SO MUCH PASSION, SO MUCH EMOTION, 232 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:59,965 NOT A LOT OF UNDERSTANDING OF THE RULES. 233 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,310 JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION 234 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,517 OF THE FIRST QUARTERFINAL MATCH. 235 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,689 AND THEN AISHA TYLER AND JAIME CAMIL 236 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:09,172 SQUARE OFF AGAINST THE MERRY DUO OF 237 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:11,931 JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER. 238 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,344 ...WILL CONTINUE. 239 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,172 THIS IS CBS. 240 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:26,068 ♪♪ 241 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,827 -WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, TO "PICKLED." 242 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,620 OUR FIRST QUARTERFINAL MATCH HAS BEEN FULL OF DASHES, 243 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:33,965 SMASHES, AND NO DOUBT A FEW RASHES. 244 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,620 THERE IS A DECENT CHANCE OF CHAFING OUT THERE. 245 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,620 LET'S GET BACK TO THE ACTION. 246 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:41,379 SCORE'S 5-4, WILL FERRELL AND TIG NOTARO 247 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,931 CLINGING TO A ONE-POINT ADVANTAGE 248 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,517 OVER KELLY ROWLAND AND MURRAY BARTLETT. 249 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,310 FERRELL SERVING. 250 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,896 -GOT IT. 251 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,965 -A NIFTY LITTLE WINNER FROM NOTARO -- 252 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,758 OH, AND THEN A RACKET POINT! 253 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:05,034 SHE'S PUTTING ROWLAND AND BARTLETT ON NOTICE. 254 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,344 LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT, BILL. 255 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:09,517 HERE'S THE WINNER. 256 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,206 AND HERE'S THE POINT. 257 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:13,034 -ROWLAND, FAMOUSLY POLITE. 258 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:16,206 I WOULDN'T SAY SHE'S RATTLED, BUT DEFINITELY OFFENDED. 259 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:20,206 SHE MIGHT FORGIVE, BUT THERE WILL BE NO FORGETTING. 260 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,137 -OKAY. -6-4 IN FAVOR OF 261 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,034 FERRELL AND NOTARO. 262 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:26,517 -THAT WAS CUTE. 263 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,689 -OH, KELLY. -POINT. 264 00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:32,551 -THAT WAS A NICE RETURN. 265 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,724 -NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO WAKE UP. -7-4, MOMENTUM WITH 266 00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,517 FERRELL AND NOTARO -- BUT LOOK AT THIS! 267 00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:40,172 ROWLAND NOT ROLLING OVER -- A SALUTE, A SHIMMY. 268 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:42,862 -OKAY. -FERRELL CLEARLY TAKING NOTICE 269 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,620 OF THE CHILD OF DESTINY. OOH. BUT THE FOOTWORK, 270 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,310 NOT FANCY ENOUGH FOR THE RETURN. 271 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,793 -YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE ALL THAT [BLEEP], DID YOU PLAN THAT? 272 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,482 -NOPE! 273 00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,827 -OKAY, HERE WE GO. 8-4, TWO. 274 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,413 -A NICE LITTLE RALLY DEVELOPING. 275 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,241 TIG COMING UP TO THE LINE. 276 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,655 AND, OOH, UNFORCED ERROR. 277 00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:08,103 SERVICE GOING BACK TO ROWLAND AND BARTLETT. 278 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,896 -DON'T WORRY, GUYS. SWEATSHIRTS WILL BE COMING OUT SOON. 279 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:14,068 -FERRELL PANDERING TO THE CROWD, CARI. 280 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,448 WHAT A SMART MOVE. 281 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:26,310 -ANOTHER GREAT RALLY HERE. -I GOT IT. 282 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:28,000 -I GOT IT. -GOT IT? 283 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:29,655 -POINT! 284 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,275 -ANOTHER UNFORCED ERROR BY NOTARO. 285 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,862 -UNFORCED ERROR, OF COURSE, 286 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,965 ONE OF THE BEST STEVEN SEAGAL FILMS. 287 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,034 HE'S A FORMER NAVY SEAL TURNED TENNIS PRO 288 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,724 WHO HAS TO SIMULTANEOUSLY SAVE AND WIN WIMBLEDON. 289 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,137 STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. 290 00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:43,793 -NICE. 291 00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:47,413 -OOH, LOOK AT THIS RALLY. IN THE KITCHEN! 292 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:50,068 RIGHT IN. STAY WITH IT, KELLY. COME ON! 293 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,655 -OH! NICE! 294 00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:58,758 -ROWLAND SHOWING SOME EMOTION THERE, 295 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,517 THROWING THE BALL DIRECTLY AT TIG'S BACK. 296 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,620 BUT THERE'S THAT WINNING SMILE. 297 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:06,068 IS IT ENOUGH TO WIN THIS MATCH? WE'LL SOON FIND OUT. 298 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:09,310 BUT OVER ON THE PRACTICE COURT, JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL 299 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:12,241 IS RUNNING HER HUSBAND, PAUL SCHEER, AROUND THE COURT. 300 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:15,000 RAPHAEL SERVING SOME SERIOUS LOOKS THERE. 301 00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:17,206 MEANWHILE, JAIME CAMIL AND AISHA TYLER 302 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,206 ARE GETTING DIALED IN. -[BLEEP] 303 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:22,896 -OH, CURSING A BLUE STREAK, BUT LOOKING GREAT DOING IT. 304 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,379 THE WINNER OF THEIR MATCH WILL FACE OFF 305 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:27,034 AGAINST THE WINNER OF THE MATCH CURRENTLY ON CENTER COURT. 306 00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:30,103 MURRAY BARTLETT IS SERVING, DOWN 6-9. 307 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:35,206 -POINT. -DON'T DO THAT. 308 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,551 -DON'T -- DON'T DO THAT. 309 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:38,172 -YEAH, DON'T DO THAT. -I TRIPPED -- I SLIPPED. 310 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:41,689 DON'T -- BUT DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING EITHER. 311 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,000 -BUT HE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT. 312 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:50,827 -YES! 313 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:54,103 -ANOTHER GREAT RALLY. WHO WILL IT BE? 314 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:55,724 -THE MAGIC OF PICKLEBALL! 315 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:59,241 -FERRELL IS LOVING IT. 316 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:02,862 OH! -LOOK AT MURRAY WITH A SPIN! 317 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:05,655 -OH, BUT HITS IT OUT. ROWLAND WITH A TWIRL. 318 00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,724 GOT TO WONDER IF FARRELL'S LOVE FOR THE GAME DISTRACTED HIM. 319 00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:10,655 LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK. 320 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:13,103 [ SLOW-MOTION ] -THE MAGIC OF PICKLEBALL! 321 00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,000 -YEAH, HE'S LOVING IT SO MUCH, 322 00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,034 HE JUST WATCHED THAT POINT GET AWAY FROM HIM. 323 00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:18,655 COSTLY. -I DON'T MEAN THIS 324 00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:22,965 IN A MEAN WAY, BUT THAT POINT WAS YOUR FAULT. 325 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,310 -BARTLETT IS NOW SERVING TO TIE IT UP. 326 00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,172 -GOT IT. -YEP. 327 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,000 -YEAH. -DOWN THE LINE. 328 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,413 BUT, OOH, WAS IT IN? 329 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,586 -LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE LINE CAM. 330 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,758 YEP. THE JAR DOES NOT LIE. 331 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,000 DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO. THAT WAS IT. 332 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,206 -OUT. -IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ROWLAND. 333 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,551 SERVE GOING BACK TO NOTARO AND FERRELL. 334 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,448 -GREAT, GREAT. -YOU READY? 335 00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:59,206 -HERE WE GO. 336 00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:00,862 NICE. 337 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,517 -YOU GOT IT? -GOT IT. 338 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,586 -WE GOT SOME NICE PLAY HERE. 339 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,724 -AND A SLAM FROM BARTLETT. 340 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,896 BUT NOTARY RECOVERS. AND AGAIN, BUT -- 341 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:15,000 -OOH! -SORRY, I'M SORRY. 342 00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,896 -WHAT WAS THAT? -RIGHT INTO THE PICKLES 343 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:19,034 OF BELOVED ICON WILL FERRELL, CARI. 344 00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:23,310 -LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WOW. TOUGH TO SEE. 345 00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:25,275 AND -- UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE FERRELL'S 346 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,448 A LITTLE ANGRY THERE. YOU DON'T WANT THAT. 347 00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:28,793 COULD BE TROUBLE FOR MURRAY AND KELLY. 348 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,379 -DON'T APOLOGIZE. DO NOT APOLOGIZE. 349 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:32,965 -OKAY. -SORRY. 350 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,758 -NO, I KNOW -- NOW I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW. 351 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,482 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -NOW I KNOW. 352 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,206 -ALRIGHT. -I'VE GOT SOME ISSUES. 353 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,620 -HE SEEMS NICE UNTIL YOU GET HIM ON THE COURT. 354 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,655 -OH, MURRAY -- TECH MODE. 355 00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,344 -SECOND SERVER. 356 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,000 -9 ALL, FERRELL SERVING. 357 00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:50,275 -FIRST TO 11, WIN BY 2. 358 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,931 WHO WILL IT BE? 359 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,620 -YES! 360 00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,655 YOU GOT IT. -AND JUST LIKE THAT, 361 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,724 WE'RE AT MATCH POINT. 362 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,758 -10-9, TWO. 363 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,931 -FERRELL SERVING. 364 00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:09,344 -IF IT WASN'T FOR THE SCREAM, YOU COULD HEAR A PIN DROP. 365 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 -A NICE DIG FROM WILL. 366 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,172 -DEEP TO THE BASELINE. 367 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,137 BUT BARTLETT IS THERE WITH THE CROSS-COURT BACKHAND. 368 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,689 NOTARO -- -OH! 369 00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:28,103 -AND THAT'S IT. NOTARO AND FERRELL WIN IT. 370 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,965 -WE WON. -WE WON. 371 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,724 I'M GLAD THAT -- STILL HAVE NO IDEA. 372 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:34,103 -THAT IS APPARENTLY NEWS TO NOTARO. 373 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,241 COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF THE SCORE, BUT STILL COMING OUT ON TOP. 374 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:39,413 -WHAT A MATCH TO KICK IT OFF. 375 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:43,517 THE EXCITING, GUT-WRENCHING PICKLEBALL PLAY. 376 00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,586 -KELLY ROWLAND AND MURRAY BARTLETT MOVE OUT. 377 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,034 WILL FERRELL AND TIG MOVE ON TO THE SEMIS. 378 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,689 THEY'RE IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE 379 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,172 WITH JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS. 380 00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,517 -THANK YOU, CARI, I'M HERE WITH THIS INCREDIBLE TEAM. 381 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,862 THEY PUT US THROUGH THE WRINGER IN THIS MATCH. 382 00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:59,172 I'M TELLING YOU, ELECTRIFYING PICKLEBALL. 383 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,103 THOSE TWO WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN PUT TOGETHER. 384 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,379 TIG, WHAT WAS GOING ON OUT THERE? 385 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,620 -WELL, BASICALLY WHAT WE DID WAS WE GOT IN THERE, 386 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,413 WE JUST PLAYED OUR BEST. WE JUST STAY FOCUSED. 387 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:11,448 -WONDERFULLY SAID, TIG. I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE. 388 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,034 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU, WILL? 389 00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:16,000 ARE YOU, UH -- ARE YOU A BETTER PICKLEBALL PLAYER 390 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,931 THAN WHEN YOU STARTED AFTER THAT MATCH? 391 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,827 -I THINK MOST DEFINITELY. 392 00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:21,344 AND I'M MOST PROUD OF MY PARTNER, TIG, 393 00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:24,931 BECAUSE NO ONE -- NO ONE IN THE STADIUM -- 394 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:27,310 -THANKS, WILL. -NO ONE WITHIN 100 MILES' RADIUS 395 00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,413 OF THIS -- OF THIS PLACE. THOUGHT SHE COULD DO IT. 396 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:30,551 -THANKS, WILL. -AND SHE DID IT. 397 00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:32,241 -JUST LIKE I SAID, I JUST GOT IN THERE. 398 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:34,241 JUST STAY FOCUSED AND JUST, YOU KNOW, 399 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,586 KEPT MY EYE ON THE BALL. 400 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,551 -THAT'S A -- IT WAS BEAUTIFULLY SAID. 401 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,034 -JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 402 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,482 -YES, SIR. -I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR WILL. 403 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:44,448 WILL, YOU'RE ALL HEART WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE. 404 00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:45,482 YOU PUT IT ALL OUT ON YOUR SLEEVE. 405 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,275 WHAT OTHER ORGANS WERE YOU TODAY? 406 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,448 -I WAS A LITTLE BIT, UH, I WAS A LITTLE BIT GALLBLADDER, 407 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:52,275 A LITTLE BIT KIDNEY. 408 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,000 I WAS A LITTLE BIT COCCYX, WHICH IS... 409 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,068 WHICH IS NOT AN ORGAN. 410 00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,724 -I DO NOT BELIEVE WE CAN SAY COCCYX -- 411 00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,068 -WELL -- -ON CBS. 412 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,689 -WE'RE GOING TO SAY IT. 413 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,275 THIS IS WHY THIS IS A REVOLUTIONARY SHOW FOR CBS. 414 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,517 -THANK YOU, GUYS. HEY, EVERYBODY, 415 00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,344 I'M HERE WITH MURRAY AND KELLY. 416 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,620 THEY JUST CAME OFF A HEARTBREAK OF A LOSS. 417 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:13,793 IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING 418 00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,655 ABOUT HOW YOU PLAYED TODAY, 419 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:19,310 WOULD IT BE EVERYTHING? 420 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:20,655 -NO. 421 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,793 -WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IF YOU COULD? 422 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,137 -THOSE TWO POINTS I LET... [ LAUGHS ] 423 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:28,344 -YOU GOT ANGRY, THE EMOTIONS GOT THE BEST OF YOU OUT THERE. 424 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:30,896 TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT MOMENT, LET'S ROLL THAT TAPE. 425 00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,310 LET'S ROLL THAT TAPE BACK AND TAKE A LOOK AT -- 426 00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:35,655 SO, THERE YOU ARE. YOU THREW A BALL AT TIG 427 00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:37,310 WHEN HER BACK WAS TURNED. 428 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:41,551 -BUT I SAW YOU, YOU KNOW, PURPOSEFULLY AIM IT NOT AT TIG. 429 00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:43,379 -NO, I AIMED IT AT TIG. -OH, OKAY. 430 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:44,862 ALRIGHT. I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU THERE. 431 00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,172 -NO, IT'S ALRIGHT. I THINK SHE KNEW. 432 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,275 -WHAT DID YOUR OPPONENTS HAVE THAT YOU DIDN'T? 433 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,206 OTHER THAN MORE POINTS AT THE END. 434 00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:53,034 -SKILL. -SKILL? 435 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,551 WE'RE GIVING EVERYBODY HERE WHO PLAYS AND LOSES 436 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,344 AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO A MONOLOGUE 437 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,379 SO THEY CAN BE SUBMITTED FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT 438 00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:03,724 AS A GUEST PERFORMER IN A LIVE SPECIAL. 439 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,862 MURRAY BARTLETT IS NOW GOING FOR HIS LAST CHANCE EMMY 440 00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:07,896 WITH A DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE. 441 00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:10,551 AND LIKE ALL THE BEST MONOLOGUES, 442 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,517 IT'S IN THE PROMPTER. 443 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,379 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MURRAY BARTLETT IN 444 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,482 "SCREW YOU, DAD." 445 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:20,034 -44 CENTS -- THAT'S HOW MUCH A POSTCARD STAMP IS. 446 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,931 44 CENTS, DAD. 447 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,793 EVERY DAY I WOULD RUN TO THAT DANG MAILBOX 448 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,275 AS FAST AS I COULD. 449 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,000 NOTHING COULD STOP ME, 450 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:29,827 NOT EVEN THAT HOT AUSTRALIAN SUN. 451 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,724 I KEPT THINKING MAYBE THERE'D BE A POSTCARD FROM DAD, 452 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,448 FROM SOME FANCY PLACE -- 453 00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,965 HONG KONG, SAUSALITO, 454 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,517 THE MOON. 455 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,034 BUT THERE NEVER WAS. 456 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,827 SCREW YOU, DAD. 457 00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:46,827 THERE WAS NEVER ANY MAIL AT ALL! 458 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,620 COME TO THINK OF IT, 459 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:51,034 THAT MIGHT NOT HAVE EVEN BEEN A MAILBOX. 460 00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:52,896 THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIRDHOUSE. 461 00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:55,482 IT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THE EGGS. 462 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:56,482 OH, SHOOT. 463 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:57,896 I'M SORRY. 464 00:20:57,931 --> 00:20:59,689 SORRY, DAD, I OVERREACTED. 465 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:03,896 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 466 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,137 ♪♪ 467 00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:08,275 -ONE MATCH DOWN, FARRELL AND NOTARO 468 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,931 MOVE ON TO THE SEMIFINALS. 469 00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:13,758 UP NEXT, DYNAMIC DUO JAIME CAMIL AND AISHA TYLER 470 00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:16,068 WILL FACE OFF AGAINST MARRIED DUO 471 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:19,068 JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER. 472 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:22,413 DEFEAT, DIVORCE, "DA" CHAMPIONSHIP -- 473 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:27,034 IT'S ALL ON THE TABLE WHEN "PICKLED" RETURNS. 474 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,344 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 475 00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:37,103 ♪♪ 476 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:41,206 -AND NOW YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 477 00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:43,413 -HOW LONG TILL WE'RE BACK IN? 478 00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:47,206 HELLO! WELCOME TO "PICKLED," I'M STEPHEN COLBERT. 479 00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:48,758 WELCOME BACK TO THE ACTION. 480 00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:51,275 FOLKS, WHILE I MAY BE THE HOST OF TONIGHT'S SHOW, 481 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,793 IT TAKES A LOT OF PEOPLE TO PUT THIS TOGETHER. 482 00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:55,758 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU 483 00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:58,586 A VERY SPECIAL MEMBER OF THE "PICKLED" FAMILY, 484 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:01,586 OUR BELOVED MASCOT, HALF-SOUR HARVEY. 485 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,758 HOW ARE YOU DOING, HARV? 486 00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:05,862 MOST MASCOTS ARE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, 487 00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,103 JUMPING UP AND DOWN, PUMPING UP THE CROWD. 488 00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:11,344 BUT, TRUTH BE TOLD, HARVEY IS GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF 489 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,241 AT THE MOMENT -- IT'S PRETTY MUCH PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE 490 00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:14,793 THAT HARVEY'S WIFE, JANET, 491 00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,931 HAS MADE THEIR TEMPORARY SEPARATION 492 00:22:17,965 --> 00:22:19,689 MORE OF A PERMANENT SITUATION. 493 00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:21,172 SHE SIGNED A LEASE. 494 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,103 SHE'S GONE ON TWO DATES WITH A ZUCCHINI. 495 00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:25,482 IT'S... IT'S A MESS. 496 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:27,620 HARVEY, WHEN YOU'RE READY TO TALK, 497 00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:29,827 WE'RE READY TO LISTEN. 498 00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:31,482 NOW LET'S GET READY TO PICKLE. 499 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,655 CARI, BILL, CAN YOU TELL US A LITTLE BIT MORE 500 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,793 ABOUT THE MATCH WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE? 501 00:22:35,827 --> 00:22:38,034 -YOU KNOW HER FROM "GRACE AND FRANKIE," 502 00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:40,586 AND YOU KNOW HIM FROM "BLACK MONDAY." 503 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:44,862 TOGETHER, THEY PRODUCE TV SHOWS, PODCASTS, AND EVEN CHILDREN. 504 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:47,586 BUT CAN THEY PRODUCE PICKLEBALL POINTS? 505 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:51,068 IT'S JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER, 506 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:55,413 A.K.A. THE PADDLE-SNAKES! 507 00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:58,000 -YOU KNOW HIM FROM HIS WORK ON "JANE THE VIRGIN" 508 00:22:58,034 --> 00:22:59,862 AND NETFLIX'S "EL REY." 509 00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:02,172 HE'S HOPING TO BE THE REYOF THE SPORT -- 510 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,931 IT'S JAIME CAMIL! 511 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,034 SHE'S FAMOUS FOR ROLES IN "GHOST WHISPERER," 512 00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,689 "CRIMINAL MINDS," AND "ARCHER" -- 513 00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:11,172 TODAY, SHE JUST MIGHT BE A DEEP WHISPERER -- 514 00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:12,758 IT'S AISHA TYLER! 515 00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:17,758 TOGETHER THEY ARE TAKE THIS LOB AND SHOVE IT. 516 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,517 -AISHA AND JAIME'S RELATIONSHIP 517 00:23:19,551 --> 00:23:21,344 MAY NOT BE AS LONG AS PAUL AND JUNE'S, 518 00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:23,413 BUT THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID OF THEIR ARMS, 519 00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:26,827 WITH A COMBINATION WINGSPAN OF OVER 150 INCHES. 520 00:23:26,862 --> 00:23:29,344 THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO A MINI COOPER CONVERTIBLE. 521 00:23:29,379 --> 00:23:30,931 IT'S A FUN RIDE. 522 00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:33,379 I'D GO ON, BUT THEY ARE NOT A SPONSOR TONIGHT -- 523 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,413 UNLIKE OOFOS. -SPEAKING OF OOFOS, STEVE, 524 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,413 LET'S GO DOWN TO THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE. 525 00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:40,000 THAT'S WHERE OUR PLAYERS WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO RECHARGE 526 00:23:40,034 --> 00:23:43,689 AFTER THEIR MATCHES AND FEEL THE OOH OF THOSE OOFOS. 527 00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:45,068 IT'S ALSO WHERE OUR SIDELINE REPORTER, 528 00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:47,517 JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS, IS STANDING BY. 529 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,000 JOHN MICHAEL, TALK TO ME ABOUT THE VIBE DOWN THERE. 530 00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:52,586 WELL, THANKS, CARI, I'M HERE IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE, 531 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:53,827 AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 532 00:23:53,862 --> 00:23:55,862 THEY'VE REALLY OUTDONE THEMSELVES. 533 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,413 I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY NICE IN HERE -- 534 00:23:57,448 --> 00:23:59,413 AT FIRST GLANCE, IT MIGHT JUST SEEM LIKE A TENT, 535 00:23:59,448 --> 00:24:01,482 BUT IF THIS IS A TENT, THIS IS, LIKE, THE NICEST TENT 536 00:24:01,517 --> 00:24:02,827 I HAVE EVER BEEN. 537 00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:04,931 AND I'M REALLY LOVING THIS LOUNGE 538 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,482 BECAUSE IT'S A HOT DAY; 539 00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:08,931 THEY HAVE OOFOS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE IN HERE. 540 00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:12,103 DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MISTERS THEY PUT UP HERE 541 00:24:12,137 --> 00:24:14,482 BECAUSE MISTER JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS 542 00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:15,827 NEVER MISSES A SCOOP. 543 00:24:15,862 --> 00:24:18,241 AND I WAS ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH OUR PLAYERS 544 00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:19,586 BEFORE THIS MATCH. 545 00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:21,137 LISTEN. 546 00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:27,137 -SO MY STRATEGY IS TO BE SUPER AGGRESSIVE, 547 00:24:27,172 --> 00:24:29,448 TO GET UP TO THE NET 548 00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:32,413 AND TO GO FOR EVERY BALL. 549 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:34,620 -AND MY STRATEGY IS TO LISTEN TO MY WIFE. 550 00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:36,551 IF SHE TELLS ME TO DO SOMETHING, I'M GOING TO DO IT. 551 00:24:36,586 --> 00:24:39,551 -APPARENTLY, JUNE IS PICKLEBALL AFICIONADO. 552 00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,724 AND WHAT I'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU IS IT'S GOT TO BE WONDERFUL 553 00:24:41,758 --> 00:24:43,413 HAVING THAT MUCH FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS. 554 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,241 -OOH! -AISHA, JAIME, 555 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,655 WE'RE ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASSES. 556 00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:50,931 -SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO WATCH JUNE AND PAUL HERE. 557 00:24:50,965 --> 00:24:53,068 THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 13 YEARS, 558 00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:55,034 SO THEY'LL KNOW EACH OTHER'S STRENGTHS. 559 00:24:55,068 --> 00:24:58,310 BUT EVERY MARRIAGE HAS SOME LINGERING RESENTMENTS 560 00:24:58,344 --> 00:25:00,620 THAT COULD AFFECT GAME PLAY. 561 00:25:00,655 --> 00:25:03,724 -AISHA AND JAIME ARE NOT A MARRIED COUPLE, 562 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:06,034 BUT THEY ARE LONG TIME FRIENDS. 563 00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:08,310 COULD BE A PRO OR CON. 564 00:25:08,344 --> 00:25:11,137 -UP FIRST WITH THE SERVE, THE PADDLE-SNAKES, 565 00:25:11,172 --> 00:25:13,551 ALSO KNOWN AS THAT MARRIED COUPLE; 566 00:25:13,586 --> 00:25:15,551 0-0, LET IT ALL BEGIN, GUYS. 567 00:25:15,586 --> 00:25:18,172 -OKAY, HERE WE GO. EVERYBODY READY? 568 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:21,103 0-0, TWO! 569 00:25:21,137 --> 00:25:22,620 -AISHA, THE BALL! 570 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:23,551 iVAMOS! -iVAMOS! 571 00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:26,689 -iVáMONOS! 572 00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:28,172 -OH. -A FAULT FROM JUNE 573 00:25:28,206 --> 00:25:30,689 TO START THINGS OFF HERE -- THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF TALK, 574 00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:32,724 THOUGH, ABOUT HOW SHE'S A REAL PICKLER. 575 00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:35,724 SHE AND PAUL CONSTRUCTED A PICKLEBALL COURT AT THEIR HOUSE. 576 00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:37,862 SO MAYBE SHE'S FEELING SOME JITTERS. 577 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:41,517 WE'LL SEE IF SHE CAN PUSH THROUGH. 578 00:25:41,551 --> 00:25:44,000 -AND JUNE POACHING A SLAM FROM HER HUSBAND. 579 00:25:44,034 --> 00:25:47,379 -JUNE WITH ANOTHER SMASH. 580 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,862 -CARI, SHE'S SKIPPING AWAY WITH THE POINT. 581 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:52,379 BUT WHAT'S THIS, SOME DEBATE HERE? 582 00:25:52,413 --> 00:25:55,620 WAS IT IN OR OUT? 583 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,275 -IT'S HARD TO TELL FROM THIS ANGLE. 584 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:01,931 OKAY, THAT ANGLE IS NOT DOING US ANY FAVORS EITHER. 585 00:26:01,965 --> 00:26:04,034 -LOOKED REALLY IN TO ME. 586 00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:06,655 -YOU HAVE 1-0, ONE. 587 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:10,034 -UGH. -POINT. 588 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,034 -IT'S OKAY, BABE. -THAT IS GOING TO 589 00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:13,586 HAUNT PAUL TONIGHT. 590 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,448 -HERE WE GO WITH HIS SERVE. UNDERHAND. 591 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:18,379 -SERVE UNDERNEATH THE WAIST. 592 00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:19,758 -OH. -POINT. 593 00:26:19,793 --> 00:26:21,172 -OKAY. 594 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:22,965 -LET'S SNEAK AWAY FROM CENTER COURT 595 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,517 AND CHECK IN WITH OUR NEXT TWO TEAMS 596 00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:25,551 ON THE PRACTICE COURTS. 597 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:27,586 EMMA WATSON AND SUGAR RAY LEONARD 598 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:31,172 ARE DINKING AND VIBING. 599 00:26:31,206 --> 00:26:32,413 THEY'RE GOING TO BE ONE TO WATCH. 600 00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:34,586 BUT, FOLKS, KEEP AN EYE ON LUIS GUZMAN. 601 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:38,034 -AAAAAH! -HE'S FIRED UP. 602 00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:41,103 THIS IS GOING TO BE A SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES. 603 00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:43,586 -WHILE WE WERE AWAY, TYLER AND CAMIL JUMPED OUT 604 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,103 TO A THREE-POINT LEAD, 605 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,413 AND THE PADDLE-SNAKES ARE TRYING DESPERATELY 606 00:26:47,448 --> 00:26:48,586 TO GET BACK INTO THIS. 607 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,482 JUNE SURVEY, PADDLE-SNAKES DOWN 2-5. 608 00:26:53,206 --> 00:26:54,758 -GOOD ONE! 609 00:26:57,275 --> 00:27:01,241 -ANOTHER SLAM AND ANOTHER JIG FROM RAPHAEL. 610 00:27:01,275 --> 00:27:02,793 -CHANGE HOW QUICKLY. 611 00:27:02,827 --> 00:27:05,758 -I LOVE HER LITTLE DANCE AFTER A SUCCESSFUL THRUST. 612 00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:09,068 -COME ON, AISHA! 613 00:27:09,103 --> 00:27:13,068 -JAIME CAMIL UNDETERRED, STAYING IN THIS ONE, BILL. 614 00:27:13,103 --> 00:27:14,620 -OUT. -POINT. 615 00:27:14,655 --> 00:27:18,275 -IT WAS OUT. 616 00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:20,965 -JUNE, YOUR SERVE. 617 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,000 -OH! -OUT. 618 00:27:26,034 --> 00:27:28,655 POINT. -MUST BE HOT DOWN THERE, 619 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,827 DON'T YOU THINK? -IT'S ACTUALLY -- 620 00:27:29,862 --> 00:27:30,586 I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 621 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,103 IT WAS QUITE COOL AND LOVELY. 622 00:27:32,137 --> 00:27:34,068 -YOUR APPLAUSE WAS WARM AS WELL. 623 00:27:34,103 --> 00:27:36,137 -YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING, STEVE. 624 00:27:36,172 --> 00:27:38,482 -LET'S PAUSE HERE FOR A MOMENT, JUST TALK ABOUT THAT. 625 00:27:43,379 --> 00:27:44,655 -GOOD ONE. 626 00:27:44,689 --> 00:27:46,137 -OUT. POINT. 627 00:27:46,172 --> 00:27:47,931 -WELL-PLAYED. 628 00:27:47,965 --> 00:27:50,551 -LOSING THAT STAMINA -- IT COULD BE THE HEAT. 629 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:57,965 -UP. -GOOD, AISHA, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 630 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,655 -OUT. -TOO MUCH FROM AISHA. 631 00:28:00,689 --> 00:28:03,689 PANEL-SNAKES POISED TO STRIKE HERE, 632 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,344 NOW UP 7-5. 633 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:06,896 -UH-OH, AISHA'S FEELING IT, GUYS, SHE'S FEELING IT. 634 00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:08,448 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 635 00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,862 -KEPT 'EM BACK, THAT'S BEEN PART OF THEIR PROBLEM. 636 00:28:13,896 --> 00:28:15,517 THEY'RE NOT COMING FORWARD ON THIS HIT. 637 00:28:15,551 --> 00:28:17,310 STAYING DEEP. 638 00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:19,551 -UP. 639 00:28:19,586 --> 00:28:22,172 -OH. -OUT, POINT. 640 00:28:22,206 --> 00:28:24,379 -TRIED TO PUT A LITTLE ENGLISH ON THAT LAST ONE. 641 00:28:28,172 --> 00:28:30,896 -OH! -UP. 642 00:28:30,931 --> 00:28:32,689 OOH, LOOK AT THIS, OOH. 643 00:28:32,724 --> 00:28:34,344 -LOOK AT THAT! 644 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,724 JUNE IN IT TO WIN IT. 645 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,172 -LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK. HERE SHE COMES. 646 00:28:39,206 --> 00:28:41,655 RUSHING TO THE KITCHEN LINE, JUMPS FOR THE SLAM. 647 00:28:41,689 --> 00:28:43,206 PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO GET AIRBORNE, 648 00:28:43,241 --> 00:28:44,482 BUT IT LOOKS COOL IN SLO-MO, 649 00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:47,310 AND I THINK SHE KNEW THAT IT WOULD. 650 00:28:47,344 --> 00:28:52,310 -PADDLE-SNAKES' FANGS OUT NOW, UP 9-5, JUNE SERVING. 651 00:28:52,344 --> 00:28:54,172 -FIRST TO 11. WHO WILL IT BE? 652 00:28:54,206 --> 00:28:57,068 -OH! -OUT -- POINT. 653 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,344 -FIVE-POINT GAME. 654 00:28:58,379 --> 00:28:59,827 -THIS IS VERY STRESSFUL, YOU GUYS! 655 00:28:59,862 --> 00:29:02,551 -10-5, ONE. 656 00:29:02,586 --> 00:29:04,551 -AND JUST LIKE THAT, WE'RE AT MATCH POINT. 657 00:29:04,586 --> 00:29:05,965 THAT'S WHY WE'RE WHISPERING. 658 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,137 JUNE AND PAUL GUNNING FOR A SPOT IN THE SEMIS 659 00:29:08,172 --> 00:29:09,724 AGAINST WILL FERRELL AND TIG NOTARO. 660 00:29:09,758 --> 00:29:11,103 JUNE SERVING TO JAIME CAMIL. 661 00:29:11,137 --> 00:29:13,103 DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO? 662 00:29:13,137 --> 00:29:15,413 AND NEVER MIND, HE HIT THE NET. AND IT'S OVER. 663 00:29:15,448 --> 00:29:19,379 -THE PADDLE-SNAKES, THEY CAME BACK FROM A DEFICIT 664 00:29:19,413 --> 00:29:22,896 TO WIN IT ALL. 665 00:29:22,931 --> 00:29:25,275 - THAT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU! -OH, STOP IT! 666 00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,827 -YEAH! 667 00:29:27,862 --> 00:29:30,103 -OH, RUBBING IT IN! -AN AMAZING MATCH, 668 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,241 SORRY TO SEE AISHA AND JAIME GO, 669 00:29:32,275 --> 00:29:34,724 BUT WHAT A GREAT MOMENT FOR JUNE AND PAUL, 670 00:29:34,758 --> 00:29:37,034 FOR THEIR MARRIAGE, FOR THEIR BRAND. 671 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:38,586 -THEY ARE IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE, 672 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:39,758 SO LET'S CHECK IN. 673 00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:42,034 -THAT WAS A REALLY IMPRESSIVE WIN. 674 00:29:42,068 --> 00:29:45,000 NOW, YOU COMING FROM WAY BEHIND AND YOU JUST PULLED IT 675 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:46,551 RIGHT OUT AT THE END. WHAT HAPPENED? 676 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:48,655 -WELL, WE HAD AN AMAZING SERVER. -YEAH. 677 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,103 -JUNE REALLY LED US TO VICTORY. 678 00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:52,655 SHE NEVER LET THE BALL OUT OF HER SIGHT. SHE'S AMAZING. 679 00:29:52,689 --> 00:29:54,103 -LISTEN, HAS YOUR MARRIAGE 680 00:29:54,137 --> 00:29:56,310 IMPROVED SINCE YOU STARTED THE GAME? 681 00:29:56,344 --> 00:29:58,551 -YOU KNOW, IT DEFINITELY HAS KEPT ME IN LINE. 682 00:29:58,586 --> 00:30:00,137 I THINK IT'S MADE ME A BETTER ATHLETE 683 00:30:00,172 --> 00:30:01,241 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LET DOWN MY WIFE. 684 00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:03,551 -YEAH, YOU DON'T. -NO. JESUS. OH, MY GOD. 685 00:30:03,586 --> 00:30:05,310 -NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO. -I WILL NOT. I WILL NOT. 686 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:06,724 I WAS -- I'LL BE OKAY. 687 00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:09,034 -ALRIGHT. THERE IT IS. AND MAYBE YOU CAN BRING 688 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:12,034 "COMING FROM BEHIND" BACK INTO YOUR MARRIAGE AS WELL. 689 00:30:12,068 --> 00:30:13,896 -JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS, I HAVE A QUESTION. 690 00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:15,068 STEPHEN COLBERT HERE. 691 00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:16,551 -HI, STEPHEN. -CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME? 692 00:30:16,586 --> 00:30:17,620 -YES. -YES, QUITE WELL. 693 00:30:17,655 --> 00:30:19,000 -YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, FIRST OF ALL -- 694 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,551 HOW MUCH DID STYLE PLAY INTO THIS? 695 00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:23,965 -YOU KNOW, FOR ME, STYLE IS OVER EVERYTHING. 696 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,655 NOT MANY PEOPLE PLAY IN A SWEATER IN 110 DEGREE HEAT. 697 00:30:27,689 --> 00:30:29,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES MY GAME 698 00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:30,655 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SWIMMING 699 00:30:30,689 --> 00:30:32,068 AND PLAYING PICKLEBALL AT THE SAME TIME. 700 00:30:32,103 --> 00:30:34,000 -LET'S FOLLOW THAT THOUGHT, PAUL, WHERE IS MOST OF 701 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:36,137 THE SWEAT PUDDLING? -OH, IT'S PUDDLING IN PLACES 702 00:30:36,172 --> 00:30:38,000 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HAD PUDDLE ABILITY. 703 00:30:38,034 --> 00:30:40,310 -NOOKS AND CRANNIES. -SO BASICALLY YOU'RE SAYING 704 00:30:40,344 --> 00:30:42,586 THAT YOUR NETHER REGIONS ARE LIKE AN ENGLISH MUFFIN 705 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:44,655 FILLING UP WITH WARM MELTED BUTTER. 706 00:30:44,689 --> 00:30:47,482 -AND THAT'S THE PADDLE-SNAKES IN A SINGLE SENTENCE, STEVE. 707 00:30:47,517 --> 00:30:49,551 -THANKS, YOU GUYS. -THANK YOU. 708 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,448 -JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER 709 00:30:51,482 --> 00:30:54,000 ADVANCED TO THE SEMIFINALS, WHERE THEY WILL BATTLE IT OUT 710 00:30:54,034 --> 00:30:56,620 AGAINST WILL FERRELL AND TIG NOTARO. 711 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:59,551 WHEN WE RETURN, SUGAR RAY LEONARD AND EMMA WATSON 712 00:30:59,586 --> 00:31:03,206 VERSUS DANIEL DAE KIM AND LUIS GUZMAN. 713 00:31:03,241 --> 00:31:06,034 WORLD CLASS ATHLETES, A-LIST ACTORS -- 714 00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:09,000 SHOULD BE SOME PRETTY GOOD PICKLEBALL ACTION. 715 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:13,206 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 716 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:18,965 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 717 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 THIS IS CBS. 718 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:30,448 ♪♪ 719 00:31:30,482 --> 00:31:31,965 -WELCOME BACK TO "PICKLED." 720 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,344 THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEMIFINALS HAVE BEEN SET 721 00:31:34,379 --> 00:31:36,034 WITH WILL FERRELL AND TIG NOTARO 722 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,275 FACING JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER. 723 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:40,000 IT'S TIME NOW TO START FILLING IN 724 00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:41,827 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRACKET. 725 00:31:41,862 --> 00:31:44,517 AND FOLKS, WE HAVE GOT A BARN BURNER COMING UP. 726 00:31:44,551 --> 00:31:47,103 CARI, BILL, TELL THEM ALL ABOUT IT. 727 00:31:47,137 --> 00:31:50,000 -IN OUR NEXT MATCH-UP, YOU'VE SEEN HIM ON ISLANDS 728 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:52,275 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN IN THE HIT SHOWS 729 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:56,862 "LOST" AND "HAWAII FIVE-O," IT'S DANIEL DAE KIM 730 00:31:56,896 --> 00:31:58,896 AND HIS PARTNER STEALS SCENES IN "BOOGIE NIGHTS" 731 00:31:58,931 --> 00:32:02,275 NIGHTS AND THE UPCOMING ADDAMS FAMILY REBOOT, 732 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:06,103 "WEDNESDAY," IT'S LUIS GUZMAN. 733 00:32:06,137 --> 00:32:08,965 -THEY'LL CONJURE UP THE INTENSITY OF THE WORLD'S 734 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,275 GREATEST ACTOR WHEN TOGETHER THEY BECOME 735 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:13,758 DANIEL DAE LUIS. 736 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:15,724 AND NOW, HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST BOXERS 737 00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:20,068 OF ALL TIME WITH FIVE WORLD TITLES AND OLYMPIC GOLD, 738 00:32:20,103 --> 00:32:22,931 IT'S SUGAR RAY LEONARD. 739 00:32:22,965 --> 00:32:25,517 -SMELL SOMETHING SWEET. SHE FIRST ROSE TO FAME 740 00:32:25,551 --> 00:32:27,620 AS HERMIONE GRANGER IN THE HARRY POTTER FILMS. 741 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:30,275 SHE STARRED IN THE OSCAR-NOMINATED "LITTLE WOMEN" 742 00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:32,413 AND WENT ON TO BECOME THE UNITED NATIONS' 743 00:32:32,448 --> 00:32:34,344 WOMEN GOODWILL AMBASSADOR. 744 00:32:34,379 --> 00:32:36,689 IT'S EMMA WATSON. 745 00:32:36,724 --> 00:32:41,068 TOGETHER, THEY ARE THE VOLLEY RANCHERS. 746 00:32:41,103 --> 00:32:43,344 SUGAR RAY LEONARD IS THE ATHLETE. 747 00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:46,275 -HE CAN STICK AND RUN. HE CAN MOVE THOSE PUPPIES. 748 00:32:46,310 --> 00:32:49,172 -ALRIGHT. LET'S GO DOWN TO JOHN MICHAEL FOR MORE. 749 00:32:49,206 --> 00:32:50,586 -THANKS, CARI. THANKS, BILL. 750 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,931 I WAS ABLE TO GET THE INSIDE SCOOP ON THIS MATCH 751 00:32:52,965 --> 00:32:56,448 WHEN I PUT OUR TEAMS ON THE HOT SEAT THIS MORNING. 752 00:32:59,206 --> 00:33:01,413 -STRATEGY FOR TODAY IS TO WIN, BABY. 753 00:33:01,448 --> 00:33:03,000 -WE'RE GOING TO WIN 754 00:33:03,034 --> 00:33:05,344 -WHEN I KNEW I WAS GOING TO BE PLAYING WITH RAY, 755 00:33:05,379 --> 00:33:07,655 I STARTED TRAINING. 756 00:33:07,689 --> 00:33:10,137 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO LET THIS MAN DOWN. 757 00:33:10,172 --> 00:33:11,862 WE DID MOUNT EVEREST A FEW TIMES. 758 00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,827 WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO? -KILIMANJARO. 759 00:33:13,862 --> 00:33:15,931 WE WENT TO AFRICA. IT WAS GREAT. 760 00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:20,000 -WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST ATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENT TO DATE? 761 00:33:20,034 --> 00:33:22,689 -I WOULD SAY THE 1976 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. 762 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:25,172 -MY BIGGEST ATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENT TO THIS DATE 763 00:33:25,206 --> 00:33:27,862 WAS BEATING MY YOUNGER BROTHER AT PING-PONG. 764 00:33:27,896 --> 00:33:30,034 -PING-PONG. -I GUESS! 765 00:33:30,068 --> 00:33:32,034 PING-PONG AGAINST MY YOUNGER BROTHER. 766 00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:39,000 -ALRIGHT. OUR PLAYERS ARE READY. 767 00:33:39,034 --> 00:33:40,758 LET'S WATCH THE COURT AND THE PEOPLE ON IT. 768 00:33:40,793 --> 00:33:42,482 AND SPEAKING OF THE PEOPLE ON IT, 769 00:33:42,517 --> 00:33:44,137 EMMA IS UP SERVING FIRST. 770 00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:47,000 -0-0, TWO. 771 00:33:47,034 --> 00:33:49,586 -EMMA WATSON WITH A NICE SERVE TO GUZMAN, 772 00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:51,103 AND HIS RETURN IS LOW. 773 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:53,827 -POINT. -WIND'S AGAINST US. 774 00:33:53,862 --> 00:33:55,034 -OKAY. -OR, WIND'S WITH US. 775 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:57,344 -VOLLEY RANCHERS UP 1-0. -SO THAT'S 1? 776 00:33:57,379 --> 00:33:59,379 -1-0, TWO. 777 00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:04,931 -EMMA WITH THE STRONG FOREHAND. GIVEN BACK TO SUGAR. 778 00:34:04,965 --> 00:34:07,241 -OH. -BACKHAND FOR THE WIN. 779 00:34:07,275 --> 00:34:08,896 2-0. 780 00:34:08,931 --> 00:34:12,827 -DAMN! DAMN, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH? 781 00:34:12,862 --> 00:34:16,034 -OKAY. LIKE THAT. IT'S LIKE THAT. 782 00:34:16,068 --> 00:34:18,137 YOU SAW THAT? -APPARENTLY, IT IS LIKE THAT. 783 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:19,862 -TOO LONG! OH, IT'S IN. 784 00:34:25,172 --> 00:34:27,516 -OH! -WE GOT ONE. 785 00:34:27,551 --> 00:34:29,931 WE GOT ONE. 786 00:34:29,965 --> 00:34:31,413 -LETTING THEM HIT IT DOWN THE MIDDLE. 787 00:34:31,447 --> 00:34:32,620 -DOWN THE MIDDLE. RIGHT? 788 00:34:34,516 --> 00:34:36,034 -DANIEL DAE LUIS CATCHES A BREAK THERE 789 00:34:36,068 --> 00:34:38,000 WITH EMMA'S UNFORCED ERROR. 790 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,310 THEY'LL GET THE SERVE AND AN OPPORTUNITY 791 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:40,862 TO PUT POINTS ON THE BOARD. 792 00:34:40,896 --> 00:34:42,068 -0-2, ONE. -OKAY, WE'RE READY? 793 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:44,757 -GUZMAN SERVING, EMMA AND SUGAR UP 2-0. 794 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:45,862 -GOTTA LET IT BOUNCE, LUIS. 795 00:34:50,413 --> 00:34:52,000 -OH-HO! -OH! 796 00:34:52,034 --> 00:34:55,310 -THAT'S ALRIGHT, THAT'S ALRIGHT. 797 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:58,689 -THE CHAMP SMOKING THOSE BALLS AT GUZMAN. 798 00:34:58,724 --> 00:35:00,586 -SERVE GOES TO KIM NOW. 799 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,655 -WE GOTTA GET 'EM BACK. GET 'EM BACK. 800 00:35:02,689 --> 00:35:04,068 -ALRIGHT. HERE WE GO. 801 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,724 -OH! -SUGAR RAY IS PLAYING 802 00:35:09,758 --> 00:35:12,379 WITH INTENTION. 803 00:35:12,413 --> 00:35:14,827 -SUGAR WITH SOME SPICE... 804 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:17,655 AND NOTHING NICE. 805 00:35:17,689 --> 00:35:20,310 TAKING ADVANTAGE, GOING FOR THE JUGULAR AREA. 806 00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:23,896 -I SEE HOW THAT IS GOING. AND IT'S GOING REALLY GOOD. 807 00:35:23,931 --> 00:35:25,758 IT'S GOING REALLY GOOD. 808 00:35:25,793 --> 00:35:28,655 -SUGAR RAY CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST PICKLEBALL PLAYERS. 809 00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:30,103 -OF ALL TIME? -ON THIS COURT. 810 00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:31,379 -OH, OKAY. ON THE COURT. 811 00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:33,586 SIMILAR TO ALL TIME. HERE WE GO, DANIEL DAE! 812 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:37,034 VOLLEY RANGERS GET THE POINT. 813 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:39,793 SCORE 3-0,. SUGAR RAY LEONARD STILL SERVING. 814 00:35:46,172 --> 00:35:49,206 -NOT GOOD. THAT WAS OUT. THAT WAS OUT. 815 00:35:49,241 --> 00:35:51,000 -CARI, BILL, ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? 816 00:35:51,034 --> 00:35:53,275 EMMA'S GOT A HELL OF AN EYE. SHE LETS THAT BALL PLAY 817 00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:55,724 ALL THE WAY OUT TO SEE WHETHER IT'S FAIR PLAY 818 00:35:55,758 --> 00:35:57,206 OR WHETHER IT'S GOING TO GO OUTSIDE. 819 00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:58,620 I LIKE HOW COOL SHE STAYS ON THE COURT. 820 00:35:58,655 --> 00:36:00,310 -YOU KNOW, I'M TOLD THAT SHE REALLY 821 00:36:00,344 --> 00:36:02,551 HAS WORKED AT THIS WITH INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION. 822 00:36:02,586 --> 00:36:03,827 LUIS! 823 00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:11,000 -THAT'S OUT. 824 00:36:11,034 --> 00:36:13,931 [ CHEERING ] 825 00:36:16,896 --> 00:36:20,896 -THAT IS IMPRESSIVE, TERRIFIC TECHNIQUE. 826 00:36:20,931 --> 00:36:23,103 -I HATE THEM. -WAY TO RALLY -- 827 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,137 NEITHER TEAM, THOUGH, BACKING DOWN, 828 00:36:25,172 --> 00:36:27,482 BUT LOOK AT EMMA WATSON'S DETERMINATION. 829 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:30,310 ZERO FEAR AT THE KITCHEN LINE, MY KIND OF GAL, 830 00:36:30,344 --> 00:36:33,689 MAKING IT LOOK EASY. SHE AND LEONARD WIN THE POINT. 831 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,448 -UNPRECEDENTED GAME PLAY. 832 00:36:35,482 --> 00:36:37,379 WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS KIND OF ACTION. 833 00:36:37,413 --> 00:36:39,896 -IT'S OKAY, WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. 834 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,379 -WHILE THESE WARRIORS GRIND IT OUT ON THE COURT, 835 00:36:42,413 --> 00:36:45,827 LET'S SHARE A BRIEF REMINDER OF WHY WE'RE HERE TODAY. 836 00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:48,482 -TO EVERYONE WATCHING, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT. 837 00:36:48,517 --> 00:36:52,379 -DONATE NOW TO HELP SAVE AND CHANGE THE LIFE OF A CHILD. 838 00:36:52,413 --> 00:36:55,000 -THAT'S JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL, WHO RECENTLY CARRIED 839 00:36:55,034 --> 00:36:57,620 HER HUSBAND, PAUL SCHEER, TO THE SEMIFINALS. 840 00:36:57,655 --> 00:36:58,931 NOW BACK TO CENTER COURT. 841 00:37:01,275 --> 00:37:03,379 OH, A RARE BREAK FOR GUZMAN. 842 00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:04,896 HE'S GIVING EMMA WATSON THE BUSINESS, 843 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,620 STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT. 844 00:37:06,655 --> 00:37:08,275 EMMA FIGHTS FIRE WITH FIRE. 845 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,448 -LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. 846 00:37:12,586 --> 00:37:14,724 -THERE IT IS. 847 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,793 SCORE 8-0 AT THIS MOMENT. 848 00:37:17,827 --> 00:37:19,379 -HERE'S SOME MORE TERMINOLOGY. 849 00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:22,034 IF YOU WIN A GAME BY SKUNKING THE OTHER TEAM, 850 00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:24,068 IT IS CALLED BEING PICKLED. -BEING PICKLED. 851 00:37:24,103 --> 00:37:26,206 YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH. -I'M SORRY, BILL. 852 00:37:26,241 --> 00:37:28,689 -THAT'S ALRIGHT. YOU, BABY. TO THE PICKLE. 853 00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:31,793 9-0. -9-0, TWO. 854 00:37:34,241 --> 00:37:38,413 POINT. -THERE IT IS. 855 00:37:38,448 --> 00:37:39,793 10-0 NOW. 856 00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:42,931 -OH. -10-0, TWO. 857 00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:45,551 -IF THIS WERE A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE, NOW WOULD BE THE MOMENT 858 00:37:45,586 --> 00:37:48,758 THAT DANIEL DAE LUIS STAGES THEIR EPIC COMEBACK. 859 00:37:48,793 --> 00:37:50,034 DO YOU BELIEVE IN M-- 860 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,241 NOPE. NO. YEAH. THIS ONE'S OVER. 861 00:37:52,275 --> 00:37:54,724 EMMA, SUGAR, 11-0. 862 00:37:54,758 --> 00:37:57,689 YEAH, THEY CRUSHED 'EM. -VOLLEY RANCHERS 863 00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:59,862 MOVE ON TO THE SEMIFINALS. 864 00:37:59,896 --> 00:38:02,034 STEVE, HAS SUGAR RAY LEONARD AGED? 865 00:38:02,068 --> 00:38:03,655 -NO. -NOT A BIT. 866 00:38:03,689 --> 00:38:05,172 -THEY RECENTLY TOOK A CORE SAMPLE, 867 00:38:05,206 --> 00:38:07,931 AND THERE ARE NO MORE RINGS. -OKAY. 868 00:38:07,965 --> 00:38:11,586 -DANIEL DAE KIM AND LUIS GUZMAN, A HEARTFELT SALUTE TO YOU 869 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,965 FOR COMING OUT TODAY FOR COMIC RELIEF, 870 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,482 BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU DID NOT COME OUT TO PLAY PICKLEBALL. 871 00:38:17,517 --> 00:38:19,689 EMMA AND SUGAR RAY ARE IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE 872 00:38:19,724 --> 00:38:22,620 RIGHT NOW WITH OUR FRIEND JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS. 873 00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:24,586 -OH, BOY. WHAT A PERFORMANCE. 874 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,310 I MEAN, YOU COULD DO NO WRONG. 875 00:38:26,344 --> 00:38:28,931 AND WHAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT YOU 876 00:38:28,965 --> 00:38:31,586 WAS THAT YOU SHOWED ABSOLUTELY NO MERCY 877 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,862 TO THOSE TWO WONDERFUL PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURT. 878 00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:36,448 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? ARE YOU BAD PEOPLE? 879 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,586 -WELL, WE'RE NOT BAD PEOPLE. 880 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,034 IT JUST -- IT'S A NATURAL THING. 881 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,586 JUST A NATURAL HABIT. -I SEE. 882 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,068 -WINNING IS A NATURAL HABIT FOR HIM, AND I'M JUST -- 883 00:38:45,103 --> 00:38:46,793 I'M JUST FOLLOWING HIM UP, YOU KNOW? 884 00:38:46,827 --> 00:38:49,862 -YOU'RE JUST HELPING HIM ALONG. THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. 885 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:51,172 WELL, YOU CRUSHED THEM. 886 00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:52,620 YOU CRUSHED THEIR SPIRITS, AND YOU CRUSHED THEIR -- 887 00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:55,793 THEIR WHOLE FUTURE. SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 888 00:38:55,827 --> 00:38:57,413 -WELL, I LIKE WHAT YOU SAID, THAT CRUSH. 889 00:38:57,448 --> 00:38:59,413 AND THAT WAS THE INTENTION. -DESTROY. 890 00:38:59,448 --> 00:39:01,931 WE'RE I'M APOLOGIZING FOR OUR INTENSITY. 891 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,689 -NO APOLOGY, SUGAR RAY? -I MEAN, I FEEL BAD, 892 00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:07,172 BUT I FEEL GOOD THAT I WON. WE WON. 893 00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:09,896 -IT'S A REAL GOOD KIND OF BAD. -FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 894 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,172 -THANK YOU SO MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS. 895 00:39:11,206 --> 00:39:12,724 WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ROUND. 896 00:39:12,758 --> 00:39:14,344 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 897 00:39:14,379 --> 00:39:16,689 THE VOLLEY RANCHERS ADVANCE TO THE SEMIFINALS. 898 00:39:16,724 --> 00:39:19,310 COMING UP, IT'S GOING TO GET A LITTLE COUNTRY IN HERE. 899 00:39:19,344 --> 00:39:21,517 MULTI-PLATINUM ARTIST JIMMIE ALLEN 900 00:39:21,551 --> 00:39:24,586 AND STAR OF "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" MAX GREENFIELD 901 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:27,551 TEAM UP TO TAKE DOWN SINGER SONGWRITER DIERKS BENTLEY 902 00:39:27,586 --> 00:39:30,172 AND HOST OF "THE AMAZING RACE," PHIL KEOGHAN. 903 00:39:30,206 --> 00:39:33,620 AND THEN IT'S THE CLAUSSEN CRUNCH-TIME HALFTIME REPORT. 904 00:39:36,862 --> 00:39:38,793 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 905 00:39:42,206 --> 00:39:43,517 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 906 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:44,551 THIS IS CBS. 907 00:39:48,517 --> 00:39:55,586 ♪♪ 908 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:57,275 -WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, TO "PICKLED." 909 00:39:57,310 --> 00:39:59,620 I'M STEPHEN COLBERT. I'VE GOT A MOMENT, 910 00:39:59,655 --> 00:40:02,586 SO I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT RIGHT NOW TO INTRODUCE TO YOU 911 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:04,275 THE REAL STAR OF OUR SHOW TONIGHT -- 912 00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:06,827 OUR TROPHY, THE COLBERT CUP. 913 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:10,448 I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT THAT, YES, WE'VE SEEN YOUR TWEETS 914 00:40:10,482 --> 00:40:13,137 AND #WEGETIT -- THAT IS A KARATE TROPHY. 915 00:40:13,172 --> 00:40:14,758 YOU SEE, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 916 00:40:14,793 --> 00:40:17,137 THE TROPHY INDUSTRY, SADLY, IS LIVING IN THE PAST 917 00:40:17,172 --> 00:40:20,448 AND HAS YET TO DEVELOP THE ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IT TAKES 918 00:40:20,482 --> 00:40:23,275 TO PRODUCE A PROPER PICKLEBALL TROPHY. 919 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:26,827 BUT WE THOUGHT THIS BAD BOY WAS PRETTY COOL. 920 00:40:26,862 --> 00:40:28,413 LET'S GET BACK TO OUR COMPETITORS, SHALL WE? 921 00:40:28,448 --> 00:40:31,448 BILL, CARI, OVER TO YOU. 922 00:40:31,482 --> 00:40:34,000 -BILL AND I ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS NEXT MATCH UP. 923 00:40:34,034 --> 00:40:36,862 HE'S A MULTI-PLATINUM COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER SONGWRITER 924 00:40:36,896 --> 00:40:39,103 WITH HIT SINGLES "BEST SHOT" AND "DOWN HOME," 925 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,862 AND HE'S GOING TO GIVE PICKLEBALL HIS BEST SHOT 926 00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:44,103 SO HE DOESN'T END UP HEADING HOME. 927 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:47,586 IT'S JIMMIE ALLEN. 928 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,172 HIS PARTNER STARS ON CBS'S HIT COMEDY 929 00:40:50,206 --> 00:40:53,172 "THE NEIGHBORHOOD," WHERE HE SCORES TONS OF LAUGHS, 930 00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:55,448 BUT CAN'T HE SCORE TONS OF POINTS TODAY 931 00:40:55,482 --> 00:40:57,965 ON THE PICKLEBALL COURT? WE'LL FIND OUT. 932 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,758 IT'S MAX GREENFIELD. 933 00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:04,758 AND TOGETHER THEY ARE DILL-I-AM. 934 00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:08,034 -AND SO YOU BE -- HE'S A MULTI-PLATINUM 935 00:41:08,068 --> 00:41:10,551 COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER SONGWRITER 936 00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:12,586 WITH HIT SINGLES "AM I THE ONLY ONE?" 937 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,931 AND "BEERS ON ME" -- WILL BE ON STEVE LATER, I MIGHT ADD. 938 00:41:14,965 --> 00:41:18,034 IT'S DIERKS BENTLEY. 939 00:41:18,068 --> 00:41:21,068 HIS PARTNER IS THE HOST OF "THE AMAZING RACE," 940 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:25,068 BUT TODAY HE'S THE ONE WHO WILL BE PUSHING HIMSELF TO HIS LIMITS 941 00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:28,137 PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR THE ONE SHOT AT GLORY. 942 00:41:28,172 --> 00:41:30,482 IT'S PHIL KEOGHAN! 943 00:41:30,517 --> 00:41:33,344 -KEOGHAN! -TOGETHER, THEY ARE... 944 00:41:33,379 --> 00:41:35,379 WHEN HARRY NET RALLY. 945 00:41:35,413 --> 00:41:40,896 [ CHEERING ] 946 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:42,896 -YOU HEAR THAT CROWD RIGHT THERE? 947 00:41:42,931 --> 00:41:44,172 -THEY'RE ALREADY CHEERING FOR US, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 948 00:41:44,206 --> 00:41:45,724 HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED PLAYING, THEY'RE ALREADY MAKING NOISE 949 00:41:45,758 --> 00:41:47,068 FOR US -- WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. HANG ON. 950 00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:48,344 WRAPPING UP SOME TV STUFF. 951 00:41:48,379 --> 00:41:50,310 -PHIL PLAYS A LOT. DIERKS PLAYS ON THE ROAD. 952 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:51,931 I DON'T CARE WHAT DIERKS TELLS YOU. 953 00:41:51,965 --> 00:41:54,241 HIS WHOLE TOUR, THEY PLAY PICKLEBALL. OKAY? 954 00:41:54,275 --> 00:41:55,655 -WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS LET THEM GET UP 955 00:41:55,689 --> 00:41:56,827 LIKE A POINT AWAY FROM VICTORY, 956 00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,517 AND THEY REALLY GET THEIR HOPES UP. 957 00:41:58,551 --> 00:42:00,758 -REALLY? YOU WANT TO TAKE IT THAT CLOSE TO THE LINE? 958 00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:01,896 -IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME JUST GET THE WIN. 959 00:42:01,931 --> 00:42:03,310 I WANT TO GET LIKE -- I WANT -- I WANT -- 960 00:42:03,344 --> 00:42:04,586 -YOU WANT TO RUB IT IN. -I WANT TEARS. 961 00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:06,793 -AND HONESTLY, TOO, THEY'RE BOTH SO RICH. 962 00:42:06,827 --> 00:42:08,206 LIKE, THEY GOT A LOT OF FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS. 963 00:42:08,241 --> 00:42:10,931 WE GOT TO WORK. -THESE ARE RICH MEN. 964 00:42:10,965 --> 00:42:12,724 -THESE ARE RICH MEN PLAYING A RICH MAN'S SPORT. 965 00:42:12,758 --> 00:42:14,034 -MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE US SOME MONEY. 966 00:42:14,068 --> 00:42:16,310 -YEAH. 967 00:42:16,344 --> 00:42:19,103 -AND HERE THEY COME, DIERKS AND PHIL STRUTTING THEIR STUFF 968 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:20,413 ONTO CENTER COURT. 969 00:42:20,448 --> 00:42:22,379 JIMMIE AND MAX NOT FAR BEHIND. 970 00:42:22,413 --> 00:42:24,758 THE INTENSITY IS ALREADY DIALED UP. 971 00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:27,758 THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE. 972 00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:29,206 -ALRIGHT, FOLKS, OUR PLAYERS ARE READY. 973 00:42:29,241 --> 00:42:30,724 SO LET'S GO TO THE COURT 974 00:42:30,758 --> 00:42:33,034 AND WE HAVE MAX GREENFIELD SERVING, 975 00:42:33,068 --> 00:42:36,241 TEAM DILL-I-AM TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE SEMIFINALS. 976 00:42:36,275 --> 00:42:38,689 -0-0, TWO 977 00:42:41,758 --> 00:42:43,413 -WAS THAT OFF? -DO-OVER, DO-OVER. 978 00:42:43,448 --> 00:42:45,586 MY MISTAKE. MY MISTAKE. 979 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:47,241 -GREENFIELD LETTING HIS EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF HIM. 980 00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:49,413 OBVIOUSLY, YOU CANNOT SERVE OVERHAND. 981 00:42:49,448 --> 00:42:51,758 -ALRIGHT, LET'S DO IT OVER. -YEAH, LET'S LET HIM DO IT OVER. 982 00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:54,448 -HE'S LEARNING. HE'S LEARNING THE RULES. 983 00:42:54,482 --> 00:42:56,827 YOU KNOW, IT'S HIS FIRST TIME. I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME. 984 00:43:00,586 --> 00:43:01,965 -OH! -WE GOT A POINT. 985 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,448 NOW YOU GUYS SWITCH SIDES. 986 00:43:03,482 --> 00:43:04,862 -NOW WE SWITCH IT. -WHAT DO WE DO? 987 00:43:04,896 --> 00:43:07,517 -1-0, ONE. 988 00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:09,034 -DID WE -- IS IT OVER? -NO. 989 00:43:09,068 --> 00:43:11,310 -OKAY. I THOUGHT WE WON. 990 00:43:11,344 --> 00:43:13,965 -AS AN ACTOR WE KNOW THAT GREENFIELD NEVER PLAYS 991 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,655 BY THE RULES, BUT WE HERE AT "PICKLED" INSIST THAT HE DOES. 992 00:43:16,689 --> 00:43:18,206 HERE'S THE SERVE. 993 00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:23,034 -JIMMIE COVERING A LOT OF GROUND RIGHT THERE. 994 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,620 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO GET AROUND KEOGHAN'S -- 995 00:43:25,655 --> 00:43:27,241 -OH! -LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK. 996 00:43:30,896 --> 00:43:32,689 -AND BAM, 997 00:43:32,724 --> 00:43:35,379 THE MAN FROM DOWN UNDER GOES UP AND OVER. 998 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,206 -AND FOLKS, YES, WE KNOW THAT PHIL 999 00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:39,310 IS FROM NEW ZEALAND, NOT AUSTRALIA, 1000 00:43:39,344 --> 00:43:42,103 BUT NEW ZEALAND IS TECHNICALLY DOWN UNDER 1001 00:43:42,137 --> 00:43:44,000 AND JUST A LITTLE BIT OVER. 1002 00:43:44,034 --> 00:43:46,275 NEWS YOU CAN USE. -1-1. 1003 00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:48,344 -KEOGHAN SERVES, 1-1. 1004 00:43:48,379 --> 00:43:50,655 -JIMMIE WITH A NICE DEEP RETURN. 1005 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,862 BILL AND DIERKS CHARGE THE KITCHEN LINE. 1006 00:43:54,896 --> 00:43:56,965 -BENTLEY GOING UP TO GET IT. 1007 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,206 AND JIMMIE, JUST TOO MUCH POWER THERE. 1008 00:43:59,241 --> 00:44:01,206 -IS THAT OUT? 1009 00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:03,379 -SO LET'S CHECK IN WITH THE JAR TO SEE WHERE THAT ENDED UP. 1010 00:44:03,413 --> 00:44:05,793 AND IT IS INDEED LONG. 1011 00:44:05,827 --> 00:44:07,517 -ALRIGHT, LET'S GO. LET'S GET -- 1012 00:44:07,551 --> 00:44:08,793 LET'S BRING THE TEAM TOGETHER. 1013 00:44:08,827 --> 00:44:12,068 -GOT IT. -SECOND SERVER. 1014 00:44:12,103 --> 00:44:13,931 -OH, GOD. NICE SHOT. 1015 00:44:13,965 --> 00:44:15,793 -ONE. -PRETTY IMPRESSIVE EARLY. 1016 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,862 I THINK BOTH TEAMS ARE LEARNING THE GAME. 1017 00:44:17,896 --> 00:44:20,034 LOOKS LIKE THEY PRACTICED. REHEARSED. 1018 00:44:20,068 --> 00:44:21,862 -NICE SERVE. 1019 00:44:21,896 --> 00:44:24,206 -ANOTHER DEEP RETURN FROM AL, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 1020 00:44:24,241 --> 00:44:26,068 MAX UP TO THE KITCHEN LINE. HE'S THERE. 1021 00:44:26,103 --> 00:44:28,448 AND ANOTHER -- -POINT. 1022 00:44:28,482 --> 00:44:30,896 -HE POACHED IT, MAYBE SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT FOR JIMMIE. 1023 00:44:30,931 --> 00:44:33,103 -MY PARTNER. HE'S GOT IT GOING ON. 1024 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:35,862 -I WAS ABOUT TO SLAM IT. 1025 00:44:35,896 --> 00:44:37,965 -YOU CAN CHANGE A CHILD'S LIFE TONIGHT. 1026 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,448 MAKE NO MISTAKE. JUST GO TO COMICRELIEF.ORG. 1027 00:44:42,482 --> 00:44:44,172 -AND EVERYONE'S A WINNER. 1028 00:44:44,206 --> 00:44:46,344 -HE SAID IT. 1029 00:44:46,379 --> 00:44:47,896 -THANK YOU, SUGAR AND EMMA, 1030 00:44:47,931 --> 00:44:49,758 THEY'RE PATIENTLY AWAITING THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH. 1031 00:44:49,793 --> 00:44:52,206 LET'S CHECK BACK IN, THE SCORE 804. 1032 00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:54,793 -GET IT. GO! 1033 00:44:57,068 --> 00:44:59,137 -OH, BACKHAND. NO, LOOK. 1034 00:45:04,344 --> 00:45:07,241 -YEAH! -AN AMAZING POINT THERE. 1035 00:45:07,275 --> 00:45:09,862 THIS -- THIS IS THE PICKLING WE CAME HERE TO SEE. 1036 00:45:09,896 --> 00:45:13,310 -EVERYBODY UP AT THE KITCHEN LINE. 1037 00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:17,620 GREENFIELD WITH THE BACKHAND, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 1038 00:45:17,655 --> 00:45:20,862 THEY KICK IT UP A NOTCH AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT. 1039 00:45:25,275 --> 00:45:27,310 -9-4, ONE. 1040 00:45:27,344 --> 00:45:29,344 -DIERKS SERVING, SCORE 904. 1041 00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:32,068 ALLEN DELIVERS ANOTHER GREAT RETURN, 1042 00:45:32,103 --> 00:45:34,241 KISSING THE LINE, RIGHT THERE! 1043 00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:36,827 -9-4, TWO. -HERE WE GO. 1044 00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:39,586 -KEOGHAN SERVES. GREENFIELD RETURNS. 1045 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:41,965 -MAX IMMEDIATELY UP TO THE KITCHEN. SMART MOVE. 1046 00:45:45,172 --> 00:45:47,413 -OUT. -OH, BUT IT IS OUT, 1047 00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:49,344 A RARE MISTAKE FROM PHIL. 1048 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:51,103 TAKE A LOOK AT THE JAR, FOLKS. 1049 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,413 IT'S CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR. 1050 00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:57,793 -THAT IS A STRONG JAR. 1051 00:45:57,827 --> 00:45:59,931 TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON TICKING. 1052 00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:02,758 LET'S SEE IF GREENFIELD AND ALLEN HAVE THE SAME TOUGHNESS. 1053 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:05,241 -MAX NOW SERVING, DOWN BY FIVE, 1054 00:46:05,275 --> 00:46:06,862 TRYING TO MOUNT A COMEBACK, FOLKS. 1055 00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,896 NOW, LOOK AT THIS, FOLKS -- 1056 00:46:08,931 --> 00:46:11,172 DIERKS AND PHIL RIGHT ON THAT KITCHEN LINE. 1057 00:46:11,206 --> 00:46:13,379 BUT JIMMIE IS A LITTLE OUT OF POSITION AND THEY, 1058 00:46:13,413 --> 00:46:15,310 OF COURSE, TAKE ADVANTAGE. -NICE JOB. 1059 00:46:15,344 --> 00:46:17,931 -BROMANCE DEVELOPING BETWEEN THESE TWO. 1060 00:46:17,965 --> 00:46:20,862 WOULD BE PRETTY COOL IF THEY CAME OUT OF THIS BEST FRIENDS. 1061 00:46:20,896 --> 00:46:23,241 -4-9, TWO. -SERVE NOW WITH JIMMIE, 1062 00:46:23,275 --> 00:46:25,068 THEY'RE DOWN 4-9. 1063 00:46:25,103 --> 00:46:27,827 NICE SERVE. BUT HERE COMES DIERKS. 1064 00:46:27,862 --> 00:46:31,034 A BIG SLAM, AND DIDN'T HAVE A FOOT IN THAT KITCHEN. 1065 00:46:31,068 --> 00:46:33,482 HE MIGHT HAVE. LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK. 1066 00:46:33,517 --> 00:46:37,482 -NO! PRANCIN', DANCIN', BUT NO COOKIN'. 1067 00:46:37,517 --> 00:46:40,827 HE STAYS OUT OF THE KITCHEN, CARI -- THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 1068 00:46:40,862 --> 00:46:45,344 -THAT WAS CLOSE. YEAH. 1069 00:46:45,379 --> 00:46:48,862 -INTO THE NET, MAX VERY DISAPPOINTED THERE. 1070 00:46:48,896 --> 00:46:51,172 AND HERE WE ARE. 1071 00:46:51,206 --> 00:46:52,827 KEOGHAN SERVING MATCH POINT. 1072 00:46:52,862 --> 00:46:58,344 HARRY NET RALLY ONE POINT AWAY FROM A COVETED SEMIFINAL BERTH. 1073 00:46:58,379 --> 00:47:01,137 GREENFIELD. GREENFIELD AGAIN. 1074 00:47:01,172 --> 00:47:03,620 JIMMIE, REAL DANGER HERE. 1075 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:06,068 -GET IT, MAX! -GREENFIELD'S GOT IT -- 1076 00:47:06,103 --> 00:47:08,965 BUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH, FOLKS! 1077 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,413 WHEN HARRY NET RALLY, ONTO THE SEMIS! 1078 00:47:12,448 --> 00:47:15,068 -MOVING ON! -GOOD JOB. 1079 00:47:15,103 --> 00:47:16,482 GOOD JOB. -GOOD PLAYERS, DUDE! 1080 00:47:16,517 --> 00:47:20,275 -YOU PLAYED OFF YOUR ASS OFF. MAX, YOU'RE GOOD, BRO. 1081 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:21,413 -I WAS WORRIED THERE. 1082 00:47:21,448 --> 00:47:23,620 THAT WAS FUN. -YEAH. GOOD JOB. 1083 00:47:23,655 --> 00:47:26,655 -LOOK AT MAX DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP THIS ALIVE. 1084 00:47:26,689 --> 00:47:30,206 HITTING THE DECK, BUT, FOLKS, IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH. 1085 00:47:30,241 --> 00:47:32,965 -THEN GOES GREENFIELD, MAYBE A SKINNED KNEE. 1086 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,827 GET THE MEDIC. BUT DEFINITELY A BROKEN HEART. 1087 00:47:35,862 --> 00:47:39,275 -DIERKS AND PHIL ARE IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE. 1088 00:47:39,310 --> 00:47:41,931 -YOU ARE NOW FACING SUGAR RAY LEONARD AND EMMA WATSON, 1089 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:44,310 WHO TURNS OUT TO BE A HOUSE ON FIRE. 1090 00:47:44,344 --> 00:47:46,137 A REALLY GREAT PLAYER. 1091 00:47:46,172 --> 00:47:48,448 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EXPECTING FROM THIS BOUT? 1092 00:47:48,482 --> 00:47:50,724 -UH, BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS. 1093 00:47:50,758 --> 00:47:52,965 -I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ROBERTO DURAN. 1094 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,310 DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE DAYS? -YES. 1095 00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:56,965 -I WANT YOU TO BE ROBERTO DURAN IN THE NEXT ROUND. 1096 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,034 -WAIT A SECOND. DIDN'T SUGAR RAY LEONARD 1097 00:47:59,068 --> 00:48:01,724 BEAT ROBERTO DURAN REPEATEDLY, 1098 00:48:01,758 --> 00:48:03,103 TO THE POINT WHERE HE WENT UP 1099 00:48:03,137 --> 00:48:05,137 AND SAID "NO MáS" AT ONE POINT? 1100 00:48:05,172 --> 00:48:06,862 -MAYBE WE MAKE HIM DURAN. -YEAH. 1101 00:48:06,896 --> 00:48:08,448 -AND WE BEAT HIM. -WE'RE SUGAR RAY. 1102 00:48:08,482 --> 00:48:10,172 THANK YOU, STEPHEN. -THERE YOU HAVE IT. 1103 00:48:10,206 --> 00:48:12,034 DIERKS BENTLEY AND PHIL KEOGHAN 1104 00:48:12,068 --> 00:48:13,965 AND SUGAR RAY LEONARD AND EMMA WATSON 1105 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,448 MOVE ON TO THE SEMIFINALS. 1106 00:48:15,482 --> 00:48:19,275 ALSO ADVANCING ARE JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER 1107 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:22,137 AGAINST TIG NOTARO AND WILL FARRELL. 1108 00:48:22,172 --> 00:48:23,482 FOUR MATCHES BEHIND US, 1109 00:48:23,517 --> 00:48:24,827 THREE MORE REMAIN, 1110 00:48:24,862 --> 00:48:28,034 WHICH, IN "PICKLED," IS HALF WAY. 1111 00:48:28,068 --> 00:48:31,137 COMING UP, THE CLAUSSEN CRUNCH-TIME HALFTIME REPORT 1112 00:48:31,172 --> 00:48:34,310 AND THE ANNUAL STATE OF THE PICKLE ADDRESS. 1113 00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:36,379 NO OTHER RACKET SPORTS PAUSE FOR A HALFTIME SHOW, 1114 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:39,862 BUT NO OTHER RACKET SPORT IS PICKLEBALL. 1115 00:48:39,896 --> 00:48:41,137 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 1116 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:53,620 ♪♪ 1117 00:48:53,655 --> 00:48:56,344 -AND WE WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE CLAUSSEN CRUNCH-TIME 1118 00:48:56,379 --> 00:48:59,172 HALFTIME REPORT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CLAUSSEN. 1119 00:48:59,206 --> 00:49:01,172 BE THE CRUNCH YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD. 1120 00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:04,241 I'M STEPHEN COLBERT JOINED HERE IN THE PERGOLA 1121 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:07,482 BY OUR COMMENTATORS BILL RAFTERY AND CARI CHAMPION. 1122 00:49:07,517 --> 00:49:10,310 GUYS, WE ALL KNOW CLAUSSEN PICKLES ARE COLD AND CRUNCHY. 1123 00:49:10,344 --> 00:49:14,344 COULD YOU SAY THE SAME ABOUT SOME OF THE PLAY WE SAW TODAY? 1124 00:49:14,379 --> 00:49:16,586 I TELL YOU, SUGAR RAY'S OPPONENTS ARE IN A PICKLE. 1125 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:20,827 HE HAS BEEN STONE COLD. HE IS GOING TO THE SEMIS. 1126 00:49:20,862 --> 00:49:22,413 THAT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. 1127 00:49:22,448 --> 00:49:24,241 -HE'S GOING TO BE VERY GOOD, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 1128 00:49:24,275 --> 00:49:26,068 I'M SURE HE'S A NEOPHYTE AT THIS GAME. 1129 00:49:26,103 --> 00:49:27,310 AND THAT'S WHAT IMPRESSED ME THE MOST -- 1130 00:49:27,344 --> 00:49:29,655 LOT OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FIRST TIME STARTERS 1131 00:49:29,689 --> 00:49:32,275 AND DISPLAYED EXTRAORDINARY ABILITY. 1132 00:49:32,310 --> 00:49:36,172 -SUGAR RAY AND EMMA SHUT OUT DANIEL DAE KIM AND LUIS GUZMAN. 1133 00:49:36,206 --> 00:49:38,482 I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN PICKLE. 1134 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,275 -THUS FAR, EMMA IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE COMPETITION. 1135 00:49:41,310 --> 00:49:43,275 -REALLY IMPRESSIVE. -SHE'S ON THE SHORTLIST FOR MVP, 1136 00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:45,689 THAT'S FOR SURE. -THEY WENT AFTER LUIS BECAUSE 1137 00:49:45,724 --> 00:49:48,310 HE DIDN'T COME TOWARDS THE KITCHEN, THEY'RE VERY SMART. 1138 00:49:48,344 --> 00:49:50,931 I JUST LOVE HER ATTITUDE. WHAT A COMPETITOR. 1139 00:49:50,965 --> 00:49:53,241 -JUNE DIANE AND PAUL'S MARRIAGE SEEMS TO BE AN ADVANTAGE SO FAR. 1140 00:49:53,275 --> 00:49:55,034 -ARE THEY STILL TALKING? I'M NOT SURE. 1141 00:49:55,068 --> 00:49:57,655 -I DON'T KNOW. LIKE MOST WOMEN, SHE'S CARRYING HIM 1142 00:49:57,689 --> 00:50:00,586 IN THE RELATIONSHIP. DO YOU NOT AGREE? 1143 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:03,413 -OH, SHE WAS FANTASTIC. AND HER ATTITUDE AFTER 1144 00:50:03,448 --> 00:50:06,034 A MADE POINT, BIT OF DANCIN' AND PRANCIN', 1145 00:50:06,068 --> 00:50:08,310 HAVING A GREAT TIME. -CARI, BILL, 1146 00:50:08,344 --> 00:50:11,068 THANKS FOR YOUR INSIGHT. AND NOW TO DELIVER 1147 00:50:11,103 --> 00:50:13,310 CLAUSSEN'S ANNUAL STATE OF THE PICKLE ADDRESS, 1148 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,241 THE ANCHOR OF "CBS NEWS PRIME TIME," 1149 00:50:15,275 --> 00:50:17,517 JOHN DICKERSON. 1150 00:50:17,551 --> 00:50:21,931 -PICKLEBALL'S JOURNEY BEGAN IN THE TUMULTUOUS YEAR 1965. 1151 00:50:21,965 --> 00:50:24,275 THE TIMES, THEY WERE A-CHANGIN'. 1152 00:50:24,310 --> 00:50:26,310 IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 1153 00:50:26,344 --> 00:50:28,586 BEFORE THOSE TIMES A-CHANGED 1154 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:31,344 THE WAY WE PLAYED RACKET SPORTS. 1155 00:50:31,379 --> 00:50:33,655 ONE WEEKEND IN THE SUMMER OF '65, 1156 00:50:33,689 --> 00:50:36,758 FUTURE CONGRESSMAN JOEL PRITCHARD WAS TRAPPED ON 1157 00:50:36,793 --> 00:50:39,758 A FAMILY VACATION ON BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WASHINGTON, 1158 00:50:39,793 --> 00:50:41,862 WITH SEVERAL BORED CHILDREN, 1159 00:50:41,896 --> 00:50:44,793 TWO-PING PONG PADDLES, ONE WIFFLE BALL, 1160 00:50:44,827 --> 00:50:46,413 AND A BADMINTON NET. 1161 00:50:46,448 --> 00:50:48,931 THEN CONGRESSMAN PRITCHARD DARED DO 1162 00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:52,862 WHAT NO ONE HAD DARED DO BEFORE. 1163 00:50:52,896 --> 00:50:55,068 HE LOWERED IT. 1164 00:50:55,103 --> 00:50:57,793 AND PICKLEBALL WAS BORN. 1165 00:50:57,827 --> 00:50:59,172 THE '60s MAY HAVE COME TO AN END, 1166 00:50:59,206 --> 00:51:01,827 BUT PICKLEBALL'S ROCKET RIDE HAS JUST BEGUN. 1167 00:51:01,862 --> 00:51:05,310 RACKET SPORTS SCIENTISTS CALCULATE THAT IN THE LAST 1168 00:51:05,344 --> 00:51:07,862 TWO YEARS, THE SPORT HAS GROWN BY 40%. 1169 00:51:07,896 --> 00:51:10,724 THERE ARE NOW 4.8 MILLION PLAYERS. 1170 00:51:10,758 --> 00:51:12,758 PICKLEBALL IS BRINGING HEALTH AND HAPPINESS 1171 00:51:12,793 --> 00:51:14,724 TO COUNTLESS AMERICANS -- 1172 00:51:14,758 --> 00:51:18,137 UNLESS YOU CAN COUNT TO 4.8 MILLION. 1173 00:51:18,172 --> 00:51:20,931 CLEARLY PICKLEBALL HAS BECOME A NATIONAL OBSESSION. 1174 00:51:20,965 --> 00:51:25,137 BUT EVERY OBSESSION HAS A DARK SIDE. 1175 00:51:25,172 --> 00:51:28,241 AS THE HORDES OF PICKERS GROW THEIR INSATIABLE THIRST 1176 00:51:28,275 --> 00:51:31,655 FOR COURT SPACE DEVOURS GYMS, TENNIS COURTS. 1177 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,310 AND, IN NEW YORK CITY, 1178 00:51:33,344 --> 00:51:36,310 PICKLEBALLERS ARE SETTING UP UNAUTHORIZED COURTS 1179 00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:38,586 IN PUBLIC PARKS AND PLAYGROUNDS, 1180 00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:40,827 AND FIGHTS ARE ERUPTING. 1181 00:51:40,862 --> 00:51:44,310 YES, VIOLENCE ON THE PLAYGROUND AND SADLY, 1182 00:51:44,344 --> 00:51:46,758 NOT THE COOL DANCING KIND. 1183 00:51:46,793 --> 00:51:49,000 ONE CRITIC LABELED PICKLERS 1184 00:51:49,034 --> 00:51:51,137 "THE LANTERN FLIES OF THE SPORTS WORLD" -- 1185 00:51:51,172 --> 00:51:53,689 AN APT COMPARISON, BECAUSE, LIKE PICKLEBALL, 1186 00:51:53,724 --> 00:51:55,655 THEY'RE BOTH INVASIVE, 1187 00:51:55,689 --> 00:51:57,034 AND, UNTIL RECENTLY, 1188 00:51:57,068 --> 00:52:00,586 I HAD NO IDEA EITHER ONE EXISTED. 1189 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:03,379 BUT PADDLE CRIME ISN'T THE ONLY DANGER LURKING ON THE COURT. 1190 00:52:03,413 --> 00:52:07,206 SO ARE INJURIES -- 19,000 OF THEM A YEAR. 1191 00:52:07,241 --> 00:52:09,896 THE CAUSE, ACCORDING TO ONE EXPERT -- 1192 00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:13,620 "MOST OF IT IS FROM TRIPPING." 1193 00:52:13,655 --> 00:52:17,103 THE SPORT IS LURING UNSUSPECTING AMERICANS INTO AN ACTIVITY 1194 00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:18,482 THEY'RE NOT READY FOR: 1195 00:52:18,517 --> 00:52:20,103 MOVEMENT. 1196 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,275 SO WITHER NOW PICKLEBALL? 1197 00:52:22,310 --> 00:52:24,758 HARMLESS ACTIVITY, SURGING SPORT, 1198 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:27,241 OR MENACE TO SOCIETY? 1199 00:52:27,275 --> 00:52:30,931 PERSONALLY, AFTER SEEING THESE CELEBRITIES PLAY THIS SPORT 1200 00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:33,000 FOR THE BETTER PART OF AN AFTERNOON, 1201 00:52:33,034 --> 00:52:35,655 I THINK PICKLEBALL CAN BE A FORCE FOR HEALING 1202 00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:37,482 IN THE RIGHT HANDS -- 1203 00:52:37,517 --> 00:52:40,482 AND SOMETIMES IN THE LEFT. 1204 00:52:40,517 --> 00:52:41,827 BACK TO YOU, STEVE. 1205 00:52:41,862 --> 00:52:43,413 -THANKS, JOHN. 1206 00:52:43,448 --> 00:52:46,827 COMING UP: JUNE, PAUL; WILL, TIG -- 1207 00:52:46,862 --> 00:52:49,068 PICKLEBALL MAY BE LOW IMPACT, 1208 00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:51,068 BUT IT IS DEFINITELY HIGH STAKES. 1209 00:52:51,103 --> 00:52:54,413 WHEN WE COME BACK, THE "PICKLED" SEMIFINALS GET UNDERWAY. 1210 00:52:54,448 --> 00:52:55,827 THIS IS CBS. 1211 00:52:59,034 --> 00:53:06,310 ♪♪ 1212 00:53:06,344 --> 00:53:07,896 -WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 1213 00:53:07,931 --> 00:53:11,724 I AM MORE THAN SEMI EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO THE SEMIFINALS. 1214 00:53:11,758 --> 00:53:13,275 IF THESE PLAYERS WIN HERE, 1215 00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:15,379 THEY MOVE ON TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH. 1216 00:53:15,413 --> 00:53:17,862 BUT IF THEY LOSE, THEY'RE STILL FAMOUS. 1217 00:53:17,896 --> 00:53:19,793 THEY'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 1218 00:53:19,827 --> 00:53:21,793 -OUR NEXT TEAMS WILL NEED TO LEAVE EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN 1219 00:53:21,827 --> 00:53:23,310 IF THEY WANT TO MAKE IT THROUGH. 1220 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:26,310 WE'RE GOING TO BE SEEING THE JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL 1221 00:53:26,344 --> 00:53:30,137 AND PAUL SCHEER PLAYING WILL FERRELL AND TIG NOTARO. 1222 00:53:31,827 --> 00:53:33,206 -IT'LL BE FINE. 1223 00:53:33,241 --> 00:53:35,379 -WILL? -HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1224 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,724 -NO, WE'RE JUST HUGGING. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1225 00:53:37,758 --> 00:53:41,103 -THERE'S A RUMOR YOU GUYS ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED. 1226 00:53:41,137 --> 00:53:42,551 WHOA! 1227 00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:45,517 [ CHEERING ] 1228 00:53:45,551 --> 00:53:47,379 -WILL. 1229 00:53:49,724 --> 00:53:54,517 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1230 00:53:54,551 --> 00:53:57,137 HEY. 1231 00:53:57,172 --> 00:54:00,862 -HERE WE GO. PADDLE-SNAKES VERSUS PARTY TIL YOU CUKE. 1232 00:54:00,896 --> 00:54:03,724 LET'S WATCH. 1233 00:54:03,758 --> 00:54:05,379 -NICE SERVE, BABE. 1234 00:54:05,413 --> 00:54:07,275 GOT IT. 1235 00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:10,413 -LITTLE POACHING EARLY. OOH, BIG RETURN! 1236 00:54:10,448 --> 00:54:13,551 -OOH, MEAN. -MEAN WILL FERRELL. 1237 00:54:13,586 --> 00:54:16,620 -NOW, REMEMBER, FOLKS, ONLY THE SERVING TEAM CAN SCORE. 1238 00:54:16,655 --> 00:54:18,344 WILL AND TIG HAVE THE SERVE 1239 00:54:18,379 --> 00:54:20,379 AND A CHANCE TO GET OUT TO AN EARLY LEAD. 1240 00:54:20,413 --> 00:54:23,241 -YOUR SERVE, TIG. -RIGHT. 1241 00:54:23,275 --> 00:54:26,068 KNEW THAT. -0-0, ONE. 1242 00:54:26,103 --> 00:54:29,379 -TIG SERVING AND ASSURING THE LINE JUDGE THAT 1243 00:54:29,413 --> 00:54:32,206 SHE UNDERSTANDS SOME OR ANY OF THE RULES. 1244 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,448 -JUNE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF THE JITTERS. 1245 00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:38,896 -JUNE. YES, SHE IS -- 1246 00:54:38,931 --> 00:54:42,034 SHE'S JUMPY AS A YOUNG COLT RIGHT NOW. 1247 00:54:42,068 --> 00:54:44,034 -TIG... 1248 00:54:44,068 --> 00:54:48,724 -LOOKING AT JUNE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT SERVE, 1249 00:54:48,758 --> 00:54:51,517 FOR GOOD REASON. 1250 00:54:51,551 --> 00:54:54,103 -OKAY. ALRIGHT. 1251 00:54:54,137 --> 00:54:56,206 -OH, HE'S GOT THE SOCKS UP! 1252 00:54:56,241 --> 00:54:58,172 IT'S DANGER TIME. -THERE YOU GO. 1253 00:54:58,206 --> 00:55:01,172 -OH, HE'S LOOSENING UP. 1254 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,310 -THERE YOU GO. 1255 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:07,931 -WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. 1256 00:55:07,965 --> 00:55:08,793 -ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND. 1257 00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:11,517 -1-0, TWO. 1258 00:55:11,551 --> 00:55:14,620 -OH, ONE IS LOWERING AT THE OTHER END. 1259 00:55:14,655 --> 00:55:18,344 -I'M GOING TO SET MYSELF FOR EVERY SERVE. 1260 00:55:18,379 --> 00:55:22,000 -1-0, TWO. 1261 00:55:22,034 --> 00:55:25,103 -LONG. -OH, OUT. 1262 00:55:25,137 --> 00:55:27,793 -LITTLE STRONG. -2-0, TWO. 1263 00:55:33,862 --> 00:55:35,827 FOOT FAULT. FOOT FAULT. 1264 00:55:35,862 --> 00:55:37,827 -YOU CAN SEE PAUL STEPPING INTO THE KITCHEN LINE 1265 00:55:37,862 --> 00:55:41,482 WITHOUT LETTING THE BALL BOUNCE. OUR LINE JUDGE SAYS NO WAY. 1266 00:55:41,517 --> 00:55:44,344 WILL AND TIG GET THE POINT. SCORE 3-0. 1267 00:55:44,379 --> 00:55:46,413 -YOUR KITCHEN WASN'T UP TO CODE. 1268 00:55:46,448 --> 00:55:49,103 -FERRELL WITH A SNAPPY ONE LINER. 1269 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,448 THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO SERVE. 1270 00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:52,655 -NICE. -SOLID BACKHAND 1271 00:55:52,689 --> 00:55:55,448 FROM SCHEER THERE. 1272 00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:58,758 -SIDE OUT, CIRCLES BACK TO PAUL, 3-0, 1273 00:55:58,793 --> 00:56:01,344 PAUL AND JUNE. 1274 00:56:01,379 --> 00:56:02,344 -0-3, ONE. 1275 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:03,586 -OKAY. 1276 00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:07,344 0-3, ONE. 1277 00:56:10,275 --> 00:56:12,241 -OUT. 1278 00:56:12,275 --> 00:56:14,724 -TONIGHT, YOUR DONATION CAN HELP FAMILIES IN IMMEDIATE NEED. 1279 00:56:14,758 --> 00:56:18,034 -DONATE TO COMICRELIEF.ORG. 1280 00:56:18,068 --> 00:56:20,068 -NOW, AS WE PICK THIS MATCH BACK UP, 1281 00:56:20,103 --> 00:56:22,655 WILL AND TIG HAVE JUST SCORED SIX UNANSWERED, 1282 00:56:22,689 --> 00:56:25,344 AND, FRANKLY, UNWATCHABLE POINTS THAT WE HAVE EDITED OUT. 1283 00:56:25,379 --> 00:56:27,724 THEY'RE UP 9-3. YOU'RE WELCOME. 1284 00:56:27,758 --> 00:56:29,586 -NICE SERVE, BABE. 1285 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,551 -OOH! OOH! 1286 00:56:31,586 --> 00:56:33,517 -SHE'S PISSED! -I KNOW, SHE'S PISSED. 1287 00:56:33,551 --> 00:56:34,758 -THERE YOU GO. -THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 1288 00:56:34,793 --> 00:56:37,931 -JUNE IS -- -PISSED. 1289 00:56:37,965 --> 00:56:41,000 -SHE'S UPSET. -YEAH, SWEETIE, YEAH! 1290 00:56:41,034 --> 00:56:43,655 LET'S GO. 1291 00:56:43,689 --> 00:56:45,206 NICE. 1292 00:56:51,758 --> 00:56:53,551 -OH, TOUGH. 1293 00:56:53,586 --> 00:56:55,000 -JUNE STEPPING INTO THE KITCHEN, 1294 00:56:55,034 --> 00:56:56,689 BUT SHE LETS IT BOUNCE. 1295 00:56:56,724 --> 00:56:58,517 -OH, SHE'S GOOD, THAT -- 1296 00:56:58,551 --> 00:57:00,758 -SHE IS UNCONSCIOUS. 1297 00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:02,413 -MAMA. -MOMMY! 1298 00:57:02,448 --> 00:57:06,275 -THAT WAS A MAMA. -THAT WAS TOTALLY MOMMY. 1299 00:57:06,310 --> 00:57:07,758 -CALLING IT A MAMA. 1300 00:57:07,793 --> 00:57:09,655 THAT'S A TERM I BELIEVE THEY'RE MAKING UP. 1301 00:57:09,689 --> 00:57:12,206 NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT LOOK AT THIS. 1302 00:57:12,241 --> 00:57:13,827 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. THAT'S A MAMA, 1303 00:57:13,862 --> 00:57:16,034 THAT'S A "MAMA MIA, HERE WE GO AGAIN." 1304 00:57:16,068 --> 00:57:18,827 -EARLY VOTE FOR MVP. 1305 00:57:18,862 --> 00:57:23,034 -SHE WAS PERMITTED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN. 1306 00:57:23,068 --> 00:57:25,448 -NICE SERVE. 1307 00:57:25,482 --> 00:57:26,482 OUT! -TOUCH! 1308 00:57:26,517 --> 00:57:27,793 -HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT. -DIDN'T TOUCH. 1309 00:57:27,827 --> 00:57:29,758 -I HEARD A TOUCH. -IT -- 1310 00:57:29,793 --> 00:57:31,896 I DID HEAR A TOUCH. -I HEARD IT TOUCH TOO. 1311 00:57:31,931 --> 00:57:34,586 -I HEARD IT TOUCH. -I HEARD IT TOUCH. 1312 00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:36,413 -ALRIGHT, SECOND SERVER. 1313 00:57:36,448 --> 00:57:37,827 -ALRIGHT. -I HEARD IT TOUCH. 1314 00:57:37,862 --> 00:57:39,965 I'D BE THE FIRST TO SAY 1315 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,931 I DIDN'T HEAR A TOUCH, BUT I HEARD A TOUCH. 1316 00:57:41,965 --> 00:57:44,448 -SOME DISPUTE ON THE COURT, TIG AND OUR LINE JUDGE 1317 00:57:44,482 --> 00:57:46,896 BOTH CLAIMING THEY HEARD PAUL'S PADDLE HIT THE BALL. 1318 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:49,206 WE'D CHECKED, BUT OUR LINE CAM TECHNOLOGY 1319 00:57:49,241 --> 00:57:51,793 ONLY HAS EYES, NOT EARS. -POINT. 1320 00:57:53,310 --> 00:57:55,448 -NOW. I'M NOT HAPPY. 1321 00:57:55,482 --> 00:57:58,000 -USE IT. 1322 00:57:58,034 --> 00:57:59,448 -ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO USE IT. 1323 00:57:59,482 --> 00:58:01,482 -6-9, TWO. 1324 00:58:10,172 --> 00:58:11,689 -COME TO THE KITCHEN. 1325 00:58:15,758 --> 00:58:16,896 -MAMA! 1326 00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:18,517 -9-6, ONE. 1327 00:58:28,655 --> 00:58:31,310 -OH. 1328 00:58:31,344 --> 00:58:33,206 -BABE! -JUNE SEEMS A LITTLE FRUSTRATED 1329 00:58:33,241 --> 00:58:35,275 WITH HER HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. 1330 00:58:35,310 --> 00:58:36,724 WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF A FIGHT BROKE OUT. 1331 00:58:36,758 --> 00:58:39,034 -HE MAY BE SLEEPING IN THE CAR. -10-6, ONE. 1332 00:58:39,068 --> 00:58:40,344 -SORRY. -I'LL TELL YOU, 1333 00:58:40,379 --> 00:58:42,275 NOTHING TESTS A MARRIAGE LIKE BEING THE BETTER MEMBER 1334 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:44,689 OF A CELEBRITY PICKLEBALL TEAM. 1335 00:58:44,724 --> 00:58:46,379 -WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY, BABE. -ALL THE WAY, BABE. 1336 00:58:46,413 --> 00:58:51,310 -WILL SERVING MATCH POINT. THIS COULD BE IT. 1337 00:58:53,482 --> 00:58:54,689 -BUT NO. 1338 00:58:54,724 --> 00:58:56,344 JUNE REFUSING TO LOSE 1339 00:58:56,379 --> 00:58:58,862 FORMIDABLE AT THAT KITCHEN LINE. 1340 00:58:58,896 --> 00:59:02,241 SHE LIKES IT UP THERE. 1341 00:59:02,275 --> 00:59:04,931 -YOUR SERVE, RIGHT OVER THERE. 1342 00:59:04,965 --> 00:59:07,034 -SECOND SERVER. 1343 00:59:07,068 --> 00:59:09,068 -I TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS. 1344 00:59:09,103 --> 00:59:11,517 -10-6, TWO. 1345 00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:13,068 -COME ON, TIG! 1346 00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:20,551 -DAMN IT! -GET IN! 1347 00:59:20,586 --> 00:59:22,551 -OUT! -THAT'S GOOD. 1348 00:59:22,586 --> 00:59:25,275 -WILL AND TIG UNABLE TO WRAP THIS UP. 1349 00:59:25,310 --> 00:59:27,068 JUNE AND PAUL STILL ALIVE. 1350 00:59:27,103 --> 00:59:28,172 HERE'S PAUL. 1351 00:59:28,206 --> 00:59:32,206 -6-10, ONE. 1352 00:59:32,241 --> 00:59:33,586 -NICE SERVE. 1353 00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:38,344 -WAS THAT OUT? -OUT. 1354 00:59:38,379 --> 00:59:40,206 LET'S CHECK THAT ONE. -CHECK THAT ONE. 1355 00:59:40,241 --> 00:59:43,103 -AND A BIG SMASH FROM THE BIG MAN. 1356 00:59:43,137 --> 00:59:46,620 -IT WAS SO CLOSE, BUT THEY CALL IT OUT. 1357 00:59:46,655 --> 00:59:48,551 -IT WAS OUT. IT WAS OUT. -IT WAS OUT. 1358 00:59:52,724 --> 00:59:54,931 -HEY, BABE? WE'LL COME BACK. -OKAY. 1359 00:59:54,965 --> 00:59:56,689 -WE'RE STILL BACK. -I KNOW. 1360 00:59:56,724 --> 00:59:58,344 -ARE WE WINNING? -YES. 1361 00:59:58,379 --> 01:00:00,068 -YEAH. -7-10, AND HERE COME 1362 01:00:00,103 --> 01:00:01,448 THE PADDLE-SNAKES. 1363 01:00:08,206 --> 01:00:10,931 -LET IT GO -- 1364 01:00:16,068 --> 01:00:18,620 -WHOA! 1365 01:00:18,655 --> 01:00:20,379 -HEY, JUNE! 1366 01:00:20,413 --> 01:00:23,034 -BABE, I'M SORRY. ♪ BABE, I'M LEAVIN' 1367 01:00:23,068 --> 01:00:25,379 -8-10, HOLDING FOR SCHEER. 1368 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:27,689 AND HE COMES UP WITH A WINNER. 1369 01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:30,068 -TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 1370 01:00:30,103 --> 01:00:31,793 NOT MUCH TIG COULD DO WITH IT. 1371 01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:33,620 SHE WAS IN DISBELIEF. 1372 01:00:35,482 --> 01:00:37,448 -NICE, BABE. -HOW FAR ARE WE AHEAD? 1373 01:00:37,482 --> 01:00:39,793 -8-10, ONE. -8-10. 1374 01:00:39,827 --> 01:00:41,448 WE'RE UP BY TWO. 1375 01:00:43,793 --> 01:00:46,379 -GOT IT. 1376 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:49,379 -OOH, HOW ABOUT THAT? 1377 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:51,862 SHOWED A LITTLE COCKINESS. 1378 01:00:51,896 --> 01:00:53,413 A LITTLE FLEXIN'. 1379 01:00:53,448 --> 01:00:54,448 -NICE. 1380 01:00:54,482 --> 01:00:56,275 -IT'S ALL IN THE SOCKS. 1381 01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:58,034 -I EXPECT MORE FROM JUNE. 1382 01:00:58,068 --> 01:01:00,689 I'VE SEEN A COUPLE OF PLAYS THAT SHE JUST LET GO BY HER. 1383 01:01:00,724 --> 01:01:02,000 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT MATCH STEVE IS WATCHING. 1384 01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:04,172 I'M TELLING YOU, I THOUGHT THAT WAS PAUL'S PROBLEM, 1385 01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:05,482 BUT IT'S OKAY, STEVE. 1386 01:01:05,517 --> 01:01:09,344 -WELL, I DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM PAUL. 1387 01:01:09,379 --> 01:01:10,517 THAT'S WHAT I EXPECT FROM PAUL, 1388 01:01:10,551 --> 01:01:12,241 WHAT WE JUST SAW RIGHT THERE. 1389 01:01:12,275 --> 01:01:14,482 -THANKS, BABE. 1390 01:01:14,517 --> 01:01:16,241 I NORMALLY SERVE REALLY WELL. 1391 01:01:16,275 --> 01:01:19,172 -NO, YOU'RE GOT -- YOU GOT THIS ONE. 1392 01:01:19,206 --> 01:01:20,862 -10-8, ONE. 1393 01:01:20,896 --> 01:01:23,517 -MATCH POINT. MATCH POINT. -MATCH POINT FOR THE THIRD TIME. 1394 01:01:23,551 --> 01:01:25,482 -RIGHT? -CAN THEY GET IT DONE? 1395 01:01:25,517 --> 01:01:28,137 -DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL? -PARTY TIL... 1396 01:01:28,172 --> 01:01:30,103 -YOU CUKE. 1397 01:01:30,137 --> 01:01:31,586 -LIKE I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS. -I WAS GOING TO ASK 1398 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:32,758 THE SAME QUESTION. 1399 01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:34,620 -SECOND SERVER, 10-8, TWO. 1400 01:01:34,655 --> 01:01:36,758 -WILL NOW SERVING FOR THE WIN. 1401 01:01:36,793 --> 01:01:38,655 -UNH! 1402 01:01:38,689 --> 01:01:40,241 UNH! 1403 01:01:40,275 --> 01:01:43,689 -OH! THAT'S THE WINNER. 1404 01:01:43,724 --> 01:01:47,344 THAT'S IT. -CHICKEN DINNER, MY FRIENDS. 1405 01:01:47,379 --> 01:01:49,034 CHICKEN DINNER. -WILL AND TIG 1406 01:01:49,068 --> 01:01:51,965 SENDING THOSE LOVEBIRDS BACK TO THEIR NEST. 1407 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,241 -PARTY TIL YOU CUKE WINS IT, THEY'RE ON TO THE FINALS. 1408 01:01:55,275 --> 01:01:57,689 GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 1409 01:01:57,724 --> 01:01:58,827 -SHE'S BEEN TERRIFIC, HASN'T SHE? 1410 01:01:58,862 --> 01:02:01,379 -TO JUNE AND PAUL, THEY HAVE DONE THE BEST. 1411 01:02:01,413 --> 01:02:02,517 HAVE THEY NOT? -THEY COMPETED GREAT. 1412 01:02:02,551 --> 01:02:04,310 -THE PADDLE-SNAKES WERE AMAZING. 1413 01:02:04,344 --> 01:02:06,482 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR A COMPETITIVE ROUND. 1414 01:02:06,517 --> 01:02:08,655 WOW. THAT WAS A GOOD SEMIFINAL MATCH. 1415 01:02:08,689 --> 01:02:10,482 -FUN TO WATCH. -JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL 1416 01:02:10,517 --> 01:02:12,551 DOING EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO HANG ON. 1417 01:02:12,586 --> 01:02:13,862 BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH. 1418 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,000 BIG CONGRATS TO FARRELL AND NOTARO. 1419 01:02:16,034 --> 01:02:17,413 THEY'RE HEADING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP 1420 01:02:17,448 --> 01:02:18,862 AND THEY'RE WITH JOHN MICHAEL 1421 01:02:18,896 --> 01:02:20,896 IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE. 1422 01:02:20,931 --> 01:02:22,827 -WELL, PARTY TIL YOU CUKE, 1423 01:02:22,862 --> 01:02:24,724 AND CUKE THEY DID INDEED. 1424 01:02:24,758 --> 01:02:26,896 FANTASTIC PLAY. 1425 01:02:26,931 --> 01:02:29,827 THIS TEAM HAS WON EVERY SINGLE GAME THAT IT PLAYED. 1426 01:02:29,862 --> 01:02:30,586 -THAT'S RIGHT. -YEP. 1427 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,000 -THAT'S RIGHT. 1428 01:02:32,034 --> 01:02:34,586 -AND DO YOU PLAN TO WIN THE NEXT ONE? 1429 01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:38,862 -OUR MOTTO HERE, AT PARTY TIL YOU CUKE IS, 1430 01:02:38,896 --> 01:02:41,517 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T PARTY... 1431 01:02:41,551 --> 01:02:43,172 -RIGHT. 1432 01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:44,482 ...-UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO CUKE, 1433 01:02:44,517 --> 01:02:45,827 AND WE'RE WILLING TO CUKE 1434 01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:47,172 EVERY TIME WE STEP ON THE -- ON THE COURT. 1435 01:02:47,206 --> 01:02:47,862 -THAT'S RIGHT. 1436 01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:49,068 -I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 1437 01:02:49,103 --> 01:02:50,931 -TIG, WILL, IF I CAN JUMP IN HERE REAL QUICK... 1438 01:02:50,965 --> 01:02:52,482 -SURE, STEVE. -...WAS THERE ANY EMOTION 1439 01:02:52,517 --> 01:02:54,034 FOR YOU GUYS OUT THERE? 1440 01:02:54,068 --> 01:02:55,689 THERE WERE TIMES AT WHICH YOU SEEMED ALMOST ANGRY. 1441 01:02:55,724 --> 01:02:57,862 -MM. -I DIDN'T FEEL A THING, STEPHEN. 1442 01:02:57,896 --> 01:02:59,034 -DEAD INSIDE? 1443 01:02:59,068 --> 01:03:00,551 -YES, ABSOLUTELY. 1444 01:03:00,586 --> 01:03:02,448 -WILL, YOUR FEELINGS. 1445 01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:05,482 -I FELT DEAD INSIDE AS WELL. 1446 01:03:05,517 --> 01:03:07,034 -YEAH. YOU LOOKED IT. 1447 01:03:07,068 --> 01:03:09,275 -YEAH. -YEAH. 1448 01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:11,448 -I CHECKED MY HEART RATE AT ONE POINT. 1449 01:03:11,482 --> 01:03:13,758 I WAS AT A 12. 1450 01:03:13,793 --> 01:03:15,379 -UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE. -I WANT TO PLAY DIERKS BENTLEY. 1451 01:03:15,413 --> 01:03:17,896 I AM HERE TO WHUP ASS ON DIERKS. -WE HAVE -- 1452 01:03:17,931 --> 01:03:19,620 -I SAW ALL THE WEAKNESSES. 1453 01:03:19,655 --> 01:03:23,000 -WE CIRCLED DIERKS' NAME ON THE ROSTER. 1454 01:03:23,034 --> 01:03:24,586 -WILL, YOU SAID YOU CIRCLE JERKED? 1455 01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:26,482 -OH, I HAD MY CUKE OUT, YEP. 1456 01:03:26,517 --> 01:03:28,586 [ LAUGHTER ] 1457 01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:29,793 -THANKS, GUYS. -YEP. 1458 01:03:29,827 --> 01:03:31,586 -THANKS SO MUCH, JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS, 1459 01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:33,241 MY DEAR FRIEND. 1460 01:03:33,275 --> 01:03:35,724 TIG NOTARO AND WILL FERRELL MOVE ON TO THE FINALS. 1461 01:03:35,758 --> 01:03:39,413 JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL AND PAUL SCHEER ARE OUT. 1462 01:03:39,448 --> 01:03:40,896 STILL AHEAD, WE'LL SEE 1463 01:03:40,931 --> 01:03:43,000 SUGAR RAY LEONARD AND EMMA WATSON 1464 01:03:43,034 --> 01:03:45,931 VERSUS DIERKS BENTLEY AND PHIL KEOGHAN. 1465 01:03:45,965 --> 01:03:48,172 IT'S GOING TO BE ONE FOR THE BOOKS. 1466 01:03:49,448 --> 01:03:50,310 THIS IS "PICKLED"! 1467 01:03:50,344 --> 01:03:55,241 ♪♪ 1468 01:03:55,275 --> 01:03:57,068 ...WILL CONTINUE. 1469 01:04:00,586 --> 01:04:02,517 -...WILL CONTINUE. 1470 01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:03,551 THIS IS CBS. ♪♪ 1471 01:04:07,758 --> 01:04:14,448 ♪♪ 1472 01:04:14,482 --> 01:04:16,034 -LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK 1473 01:04:16,068 --> 01:04:17,758 BECAUSE OUR PENULTIMATE MATCH, 1474 01:04:17,793 --> 01:04:21,034 aka OUR FINAL SEMIFINAL MATCH, 1475 01:04:21,068 --> 01:04:22,724 aka OUR MATCH TO DECIDE WHICH 1476 01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:26,034 OF OUR PLAYERS ALMOST LOST THE LEAST, 1477 01:04:26,068 --> 01:04:27,586 IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 1478 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,034 CARI, BILL, CARI, 1479 01:04:29,068 --> 01:04:30,862 TELL US WHAT WE CAN EXPECT. CARI, BILL. 1480 01:04:30,896 --> 01:04:33,758 -THIS FINAL SEMIFINAL IS GOING TO BE TOUGH. 1481 01:04:33,793 --> 01:04:35,620 DIERKS BENTLEY AND PHIL KEOGHAN 1482 01:04:35,655 --> 01:04:37,931 DEFEATED JIMMIE ALLEN AND MAX GREENFIELD 1483 01:04:37,965 --> 01:04:39,896 TO GET HERE TO THIS POINT. 1484 01:04:39,931 --> 01:04:42,413 BUT SUGAR AND EMMA DOMINATED 1485 01:04:42,448 --> 01:04:44,172 DANIEL DAE KIM AND LUIS GUZMAN -- 1486 01:04:44,206 --> 01:04:45,379 A TOTAL SHUTOUT! 1487 01:04:45,413 --> 01:04:46,689 BILL, WHO DO YOU THINK 1488 01:04:46,724 --> 01:04:49,034 WILL CONTINUE THEIR REIGN ON TO THE FINALS? 1489 01:04:49,068 --> 01:04:50,965 -OH. -BE HONEST! YOU CANNOT 1490 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,724 CHANGE YOUR MIND. -THE VOLLEY RANCHERS. 1491 01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:55,586 YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THE CHAMP TO WIN! 1492 01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:57,206 SUGAR RAY! 1493 01:04:57,241 --> 01:05:00,965 AND THE WAY EMMA WATSON HAS BEEN PLAYING HAS BEEN SENSATIONAL. 1494 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,655 -NO ONE HAS A SERVE LIKE EMMA. 1495 01:05:02,689 --> 01:05:04,482 -NO! -WE CAN HEAR YOU DOWN HERE. 1496 01:05:04,517 --> 01:05:06,103 [ LAUGHTER ] 1497 01:05:06,137 --> 01:05:07,965 -I'M REALLY GOING TO GO OUT HERE -- 1498 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,517 WHEN HARRY NET RALLY. 1499 01:05:09,551 --> 01:05:11,241 THAT IS MY CHOICE. 1500 01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:12,793 I THINK THEY WILL WIN. 1501 01:05:12,827 --> 01:05:14,000 -CARI, YOU KNOW I RESPECT YOU. 1502 01:05:14,034 --> 01:05:15,137 YOU'RE LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD. 1503 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:16,137 -[ LAUGHS ] -[ CHUCKLES ] 1504 01:05:16,172 --> 01:05:17,034 -I AGREE. -EMMA AND THE CHAMP ARE 1505 01:05:17,068 --> 01:05:18,310 ABOUT TO BRING IT HOT AND HARD. 1506 01:05:18,344 --> 01:05:20,344 -OFTENTIMES, I'VE BEEN TOLD. 1507 01:05:20,379 --> 01:05:22,965 -BOTH TEAMS VERYCONFIDENT GOING INTO THIS. 1508 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,275 SHOULD BE INTERESTING. 1509 01:05:24,310 --> 01:05:25,689 DIERKS BENTLEY WITH THE FIRST SERVE. 1510 01:05:25,724 --> 01:05:28,448 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1511 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:35,034 -UH-OH. 1512 01:05:35,068 --> 01:05:36,000 OOH! 1513 01:05:36,034 --> 01:05:37,689 WAIT! OOH! 1514 01:05:38,724 --> 01:05:39,931 AGH! IT'S OUT. 1515 01:05:39,965 --> 01:05:40,793 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] 1516 01:05:40,827 --> 01:05:42,965 AN EXHILARATING EXCHANGE. 1517 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,827 FOUR VERY SKILLED PLAYERS GOING AT EACH OTHER HERE. 1518 01:05:47,896 --> 01:05:49,862 -1-0-2. -THANK YOU, BUDDY. 1519 01:05:49,896 --> 01:05:51,310 -HEY, STEVE. 1520 01:05:51,344 --> 01:05:53,000 -YES, CARI. -SHOULD WE MAKE A SMALL WAGER? 1521 01:05:53,034 --> 01:05:54,965 -SURE. I'LL BET YOU A JAR OF PICKLES. 1522 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,310 -I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU HAVE TO EAT A PICKLE. 1523 01:05:56,344 --> 01:05:58,241 -OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 1524 01:05:58,275 --> 01:06:00,689 FUN AND GAMES UP HERE, BUT ON THE COURT, 1525 01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:02,034 DEADLY SERIOUS! 1526 01:06:02,068 --> 01:06:03,724 AS SUGAR RAY SERVES. 1527 01:06:03,758 --> 01:06:04,448 -0-1-1. 1528 01:06:07,241 --> 01:06:08,172 -OOH! 1529 01:06:08,206 --> 01:06:09,241 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] -POINT. 1530 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:13,689 -OKAY. 1531 01:06:13,724 --> 01:06:14,862 -1-1-1. 1532 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:21,206 NOPE, OUT. 1533 01:06:21,241 --> 01:06:22,931 POINT. -BILL, THAT'S A GOOD EYE 1534 01:06:22,965 --> 01:06:24,482 FROM LEONARD RIGHT THERE. 1535 01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:26,413 -BIG ERROR FROM DIERKS. 1536 01:06:26,448 --> 01:06:29,068 HE NEEDS TO STOP THINKIN' AND START PICKLIN'. 1537 01:06:32,896 --> 01:06:35,068 -NO! -OUT. POINT. 1538 01:06:35,103 --> 01:06:37,586 -PHIL'S VOLLEY JUST A LITTLE TOO AGGRESSIVE RIGHT THERE. 1539 01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:39,000 HE COULDN'T KEEP IT IN. 1540 01:06:39,034 --> 01:06:40,724 VOLLEY RANCHERS, 3-3-1. 1541 01:06:40,758 --> 01:06:42,413 -3-1-1. 1542 01:06:42,448 --> 01:06:43,827 -OKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. 1543 01:06:43,862 --> 01:06:44,586 GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START. 1544 01:06:45,586 --> 01:06:46,206 -YEP. 1545 01:06:47,724 --> 01:06:49,068 -OOH, NICE! 1546 01:06:49,103 --> 01:06:51,137 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] 1547 01:06:51,172 --> 01:06:53,517 -SECOND SERVER. 1548 01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:56,379 -WATCH THIS SERVE FROM WATSON. 1549 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:58,000 -HER SERVE IS BEAUTIFUL. -YEAH, IT IS. 1550 01:06:58,034 --> 01:06:59,068 SHE'S PLAYED A LOT OF TENNIS. 1551 01:06:59,103 --> 01:07:00,448 -YOU CAN TELL. -LOOK AT THAT. 1552 01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:01,793 -OKAY. -SIDE OUT. 1553 01:07:01,827 --> 01:07:03,241 -HERE WE GO. 1554 01:07:03,275 --> 01:07:04,793 -THEM. 1555 01:07:04,827 --> 01:07:06,551 -YOUR SERVE. 1556 01:07:06,586 --> 01:07:08,758 VERY COMPETITIVE MATCH SHAPING UP ON THE COURT RIGHT NOW, 1557 01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:11,000 BUT WILL AND TIG ARE STANDING BY 1558 01:07:11,034 --> 01:07:13,724 TO REMIND US OF THE IMPORTANT STUFF. 1559 01:07:13,758 --> 01:07:16,103 -PLEASE HELP CHILDREN AND FAMILIES THRIVE. 1560 01:07:16,137 --> 01:07:17,448 -YOU CAN GIVE AT... 1561 01:07:20,689 --> 01:07:22,275 -THANKS, GUYS. 1562 01:07:22,310 --> 01:07:23,448 WHILE WE WERE AWAY, THERE WAS 1563 01:07:23,482 --> 01:07:25,206 A DRAMATIC REVERSAL OF FORTUNE. -7-5-1. 1564 01:07:25,241 --> 01:07:26,137 -WE NOW JUMP AHEAD. 1565 01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:28,551 BENTLEY AND KEOGHAN, UP 7-5. 1566 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:29,172 PHIL SERVING. 1567 01:07:31,275 --> 01:07:33,758 [ CHEERING ] 1568 01:07:33,793 --> 01:07:35,206 [ APPLAUSE ] -[ GRUNTS ] 1569 01:07:35,241 --> 01:07:36,965 OOH! -SECOND SERVER. 1570 01:07:38,172 --> 01:07:39,379 [ WHISTLING ] 1571 01:07:39,413 --> 01:07:40,586 -WHERE -- WHERE DID SHE READ THAT? 1572 01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:42,586 -I DON'T KNOW. -I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S -- 1573 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,862 -7-5-2. 1574 01:07:51,103 --> 01:07:52,241 -LOOK AT THIS RALLY. -SMASH IT! 1575 01:07:52,275 --> 01:07:54,310 -THERE'S THE SMASH. -RIGHT THERE! 1576 01:07:54,344 --> 01:07:56,068 -OH! -HE DIDN'T HAVE IT. 1577 01:07:56,103 --> 01:07:57,310 -WHEW! -THE POWER! 1578 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:58,655 -THAT'S THE CHAMP. 1579 01:07:58,689 --> 01:08:01,206 THAT'S THE SUGAR RAY WE KNOW AND LOVE. 1580 01:08:01,241 --> 01:08:02,379 THE CHAMP IS BACK! 1581 01:08:02,413 --> 01:08:04,206 -OH, HE LOVES IT, TOO. 1582 01:08:04,241 --> 01:08:05,172 -EMMA'S SERVE. -THAT MADE UP 1583 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,034 FOR A COUPLE OF WHIFFS. 1584 01:08:06,068 --> 01:08:07,620 -NICE SHOT. 1585 01:08:07,655 --> 01:08:09,137 -ALRIGHT. -5-7-1. 1586 01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:11,379 -IT'S ALL ON WATSON'S STURDY SHOULDERS. 1587 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,344 -5 SERVING 7. 1588 01:08:14,379 --> 01:08:15,620 5 SERVING 7. 1589 01:08:15,655 --> 01:08:16,482 -NICE [INDISTINCT]. -THAT'S IT. 1590 01:08:16,517 --> 01:08:17,551 -OOH, IT WAS IN. 1591 01:08:17,586 --> 01:08:18,136 [ OOHS AND APPLAUSE ] 1592 01:08:18,171 --> 01:08:19,792 -WHAT ANTICIPATION. 1593 01:08:19,827 --> 01:08:21,965 -5 SMOKING7. 1594 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,136 -A ONE-TWO PUNCH WITH EMMA AND SUGAR. 1595 01:08:24,171 --> 01:08:25,965 -THEY'VE GOT A TON OF CHEMISTRY. 1596 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,862 THE CROWD IS ROOTING FOR THEM. 1597 01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:30,895 THE ONLY QUESTION, THOUGH, IS CAN THEY PULL THIS OFF? 1598 01:08:30,930 --> 01:08:33,103 -BUT HANG ON, CARI. NOT SO FAST. 1599 01:08:33,136 --> 01:08:35,482 THERE'S A FLAG ON THE PLAY HERE. 1600 01:08:35,517 --> 01:08:37,448 -WHAT HAPPENED? -OKAY. OH, IT'S GREAT. 1601 01:08:37,482 --> 01:08:39,274 BUT YOU HAD TO LET THE BALL BOUNCE 1602 01:08:39,310 --> 01:08:40,895 -IT BOUNCED TWICE. -FOR THAT SECOND BOUNCE. -TWICE? 1603 01:08:40,930 --> 01:08:42,895 -OUR LINE JUDGE POINTING OUT THAT LEONARD DID NOT 1604 01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:44,103 LET THE SERVE RETURN BOUNCE. 1605 01:08:44,136 --> 01:08:45,689 THEY LOSE THE POINT. 1606 01:08:45,724 --> 01:08:46,792 SERVE TO LEONARD. 1607 01:08:46,827 --> 01:08:49,551 -ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. 5-7-2. 1608 01:08:49,586 --> 01:08:50,792 -I WANT TO POINT OUT, MY FRIENDS, 1609 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:54,448 THAT IS THE SECOND OUTFIT FOR EMMA WATSON TONIGHT. 1610 01:08:54,482 --> 01:08:56,448 -SOME PEOPLE CAME PREPARED. 1611 01:08:56,482 --> 01:08:58,206 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER JACKET, DID YOU? 1612 01:08:58,241 --> 01:08:59,274 -I DO, ACTUALLY. 1613 01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:00,862 I HAVE A DARKER GREEN JACKET, 1614 01:09:00,895 --> 01:09:02,033 IN CASE I BLOW THROUGH THIS ONE. 1615 01:09:02,068 --> 01:09:03,792 -[ LAUGHS ] 1616 01:09:03,827 --> 01:09:05,241 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1617 01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:11,033 -AAH! -OH! 1618 01:09:11,068 --> 01:09:13,103 WHAT A PLAY BY SUGAR! 1619 01:09:13,136 --> 01:09:15,412 -SUGAR RAY LEONARD GOES SKY HIGH 1620 01:09:15,448 --> 01:09:17,379 WITH THE LOB! A TRICKY SHOT, 1621 01:09:17,412 --> 01:09:18,930 BUT, OF COURSE, HE MAKES IT LOOK EASY. 1622 01:09:18,965 --> 01:09:20,724 -YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE LITTLE MOMENT. -OH, NO, WE'RE 1623 01:09:20,758 --> 01:09:22,033 -IT'S A NICE MOMENT. -GOING TO BEAT YOU. 1624 01:09:22,068 --> 01:09:23,689 WE'RE GOING TO CATCH UP AND WE'RE GOING TO WIN. 1625 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:24,862 -THIS IS WHERE THE STORY CHANGES. -WATCH THIS. 1626 01:09:24,895 --> 01:09:26,171 -DIERKS IS TRYING TO GET IN THEIR HEADS, 1627 01:09:26,206 --> 01:09:27,930 BUT EMMA, SHE'S NOT HAVING IT, AND I LIKE IT. 1628 01:09:27,965 --> 01:09:29,930 THE VALLEY RANCHERS ARE DOWN 6-7. 1629 01:09:29,965 --> 01:09:31,171 LEONARD HAS THE SERVE. 1630 01:09:31,206 --> 01:09:33,620 -I WANT TO SAY, WILL FERRELL'S GIVING ME -- 1631 01:09:33,654 --> 01:09:34,965 HE'S OFFERING ME A PICKLE RIGHT NOW. 1632 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,274 MAY I HAVE IT, WILL? -NO, DON'T EAT IT. 1633 01:09:36,310 --> 01:09:39,448 THE CAMERA GUY SAID REALLYDON'T EAT IT. 1634 01:09:39,482 --> 01:09:40,965 EVIDENTLY, THAT WAS A PROP PICKLE 1635 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,551 BEING USED FOR A PHOTO SHOOT A LITTLE LATER TODAY. 1636 01:09:43,586 --> 01:09:45,965 TOO BAD. LOOKED TASTY. -[ LAUGHS ] 1637 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,448 -SERVE GOING BACK TO PHIL AND DIERKS. 1638 01:09:48,482 --> 01:09:49,103 -NICE. 1639 01:09:49,136 --> 01:09:49,792 -[ GRUNTS ] 1640 01:09:53,965 --> 01:09:56,413 [ CHEERING ] 1641 01:09:56,448 --> 01:09:57,758 OH! 1642 01:09:57,793 --> 01:09:58,896 OH. 1643 01:09:58,931 --> 01:10:00,344 OH. 1644 01:10:00,379 --> 01:10:01,068 [ CHEERING ] 1645 01:10:01,103 --> 01:10:03,172 OUT, OUT, OUT! 1646 01:10:03,206 --> 01:10:04,758 -LEONARD JUST BARELY MISSING THERE. 1647 01:10:04,793 --> 01:10:06,275 -HE'S OUT. -THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH. 1648 01:10:06,310 --> 01:10:07,551 -LET'S FINISH IT OFF. -EVERYTHING YOU GOT. 1649 01:10:08,965 --> 01:10:09,793 -8-6-1. 1650 01:10:12,793 --> 01:10:14,241 OUT. 1651 01:10:14,275 --> 01:10:15,724 [ APPLAUSE ] -OUT, OUT. 1652 01:10:15,758 --> 01:10:17,206 -8-6-2. 1653 01:10:17,241 --> 01:10:19,103 IT HAPPENS. -8-6-2. 1654 01:10:19,137 --> 01:10:20,896 -OH, HIGH. -HOW ABOUT THAT ONE? 1655 01:10:20,931 --> 01:10:21,724 -HIGH SERVE. 1656 01:10:23,724 --> 01:10:25,896 DIERKS LOFTING BALL. 1657 01:10:25,931 --> 01:10:27,241 DIFFERENT LOOK. INTERESTING. 1658 01:10:27,275 --> 01:10:30,103 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1659 01:10:30,137 --> 01:10:32,379 [ OHHS ] -POINT. -YEAH. 1660 01:10:32,413 --> 01:10:33,620 -ALRIGHT, BILL, THAT PAYS OFF. 1661 01:10:33,655 --> 01:10:35,551 WHEN HARRY NET RALLY UP 9-6. -LET'S DO THIS. 1662 01:10:35,586 --> 01:10:36,517 ON YOUR SERVE. 1663 01:10:36,551 --> 01:10:39,413 -NOW, WE GOT THIS. -WE GOT IT. 1664 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,586 -VOLLEY RANCHERS HAVE TO DIG DOWN. 1665 01:10:45,068 --> 01:10:49,689 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1666 01:10:49,724 --> 01:10:52,034 [ OHHS ] 1667 01:10:52,068 --> 01:10:52,724 -PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 1668 01:10:54,103 --> 01:10:58,551 -BENTLEY IS UNBEATABLE UP THERE, SO STRONG AT THE KITCHEN LINE. 1669 01:10:58,586 --> 01:11:00,241 [ OHHS ] 1670 01:11:00,275 --> 01:11:02,103 -OKAY, THIS IS INTERESTING. IT'S MATCH POINT, 1671 01:11:02,137 --> 01:11:04,068 BUT EMMA IS CALLING FOR A TIME-OUT, 1672 01:11:04,103 --> 01:11:05,379 A CHANCE TO REGROUP, POSSIBLY. 1673 01:11:06,068 --> 01:11:07,586 -OKAY, GUYS! 1674 01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:09,758 -EMMA! -WOW! WATSON AND LEONARD 1675 01:11:09,793 --> 01:11:11,413 APPEALING TO THE CROWD. 1676 01:11:11,448 --> 01:11:14,068 -WE GOT TO WIN 4 OR 5 POINTS IN A ROW. 1677 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,310 WE'RE GOING TO NEED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 1678 01:11:16,344 --> 01:11:18,448 TO BE ON OUR SIDE, OKAY? 1679 01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:20,172 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] WE NEED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 1680 01:11:20,206 --> 01:11:22,103 TO BE HERE FOR US, YES. 1681 01:11:22,137 --> 01:11:24,172 -OKAY. -[BLEEP] THESE GUYS. 1682 01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:25,413 WE HAVE TO WIN! 1683 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:27,310 I WANT TO HEAR "EMMA AND RAY! 1684 01:11:27,344 --> 01:11:28,655 EMMA AND RAY!" 1685 01:11:28,689 --> 01:11:31,931 -THAT IS GOODWILL AMBASSADORSHIP IN ACTION. 1686 01:11:31,965 --> 01:11:33,517 -PRETTY IMPRESSIVE NOTE, STEVE. 1687 01:11:36,275 --> 01:11:38,034 -IT'S JUST SO SAD. THERE'S ONE POINT LEFT. 1688 01:11:38,068 --> 01:11:39,827 I'M SERVING. IT'S GOING TO BE OVER. 1689 01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:41,103 ALL IN VAIN. 1690 01:11:41,137 --> 01:11:42,620 GOING TO BE A WASTE OF TIME FOR THEM. 1691 01:11:42,655 --> 01:11:44,758 -PERSONALLY, I'M PULLING FOR EMMA AND SUGAR RAY. 1692 01:11:44,793 --> 01:11:46,655 I REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT HER THIRD OUTFIT COULD BE. 1693 01:11:46,689 --> 01:11:48,137 -[ LAUGHS ] -MY MONEY'S ON JUMPSUIT. 1694 01:11:48,172 --> 01:11:49,103 -MATCH POINT. 1695 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:51,620 -YOURS. 1696 01:11:53,448 --> 01:11:55,137 -OH! -OH, YES. 1697 01:11:55,172 --> 01:11:56,034 STAYING ALIVE. 1698 01:11:56,068 --> 01:11:57,310 THEY'RE STILL IN THIS. 1699 01:11:57,344 --> 01:11:58,620 -MY BAD SET YOU UP THERE. 1700 01:11:58,655 --> 01:11:59,793 -THAT WAS A HARD STAREDOWN FROM HER. 1701 01:11:59,827 --> 01:12:01,241 -YEAH. -EMMA! 1702 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,517 -EMMA STARING THEM DOWN. 1703 01:12:03,551 --> 01:12:05,862 SHE IS LOCKED IN. 1704 01:12:05,896 --> 01:12:07,827 -ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. -[ CHANTING ] EMMA! EMMA! 1705 01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:10,206 EMMA! EMMA! EMMA! -6-2. 1706 01:12:10,241 --> 01:12:12,310 -HERE WE GO. -NOW, THEY GOT A WHOLE SERVE 1707 01:12:12,344 --> 01:12:13,517 TO GET BACK IN THIS. 1708 01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:14,206 -OKAY. 1709 01:12:16,068 --> 01:12:17,206 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] 1710 01:12:17,241 --> 01:12:19,034 -SECOND SERVER. 1711 01:12:19,068 --> 01:12:22,689 -PHIL AND DIERKS FEELING THEMSELVES A LITTLE BIT. 1712 01:12:22,724 --> 01:12:24,241 -NO ONE WANTS YOU TO WIN. 1713 01:12:24,275 --> 01:12:26,068 -[ LAUGHS ] I DO. 1714 01:12:26,103 --> 01:12:26,896 -I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1715 01:12:26,931 --> 01:12:28,241 -I GOT TWO PEOPLE. -6-10-2. 1716 01:12:28,275 --> 01:12:29,862 -[ TRILLS ] 1717 01:12:29,896 --> 01:12:30,517 -IRON EAGLE. 1718 01:12:32,344 --> 01:12:33,241 [ OHHS ] DAMN! 1719 01:12:33,275 --> 01:12:35,034 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1720 01:12:35,068 --> 01:12:36,034 -7-10. 1721 01:12:36,068 --> 01:12:38,379 [ LAUGHS ] -7-10-2. 1722 01:12:38,413 --> 01:12:39,689 -WHAT IS ON THE LINE, BILL? 1723 01:12:39,724 --> 01:12:41,241 WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING FOR? 1724 01:12:41,275 --> 01:12:42,655 -WELL, THE STEPHEN CUP. 1725 01:12:42,689 --> 01:12:44,000 -[ LAUGHS ] -STEPHEN COLBERT. 1726 01:12:44,034 --> 01:12:45,482 -THE COLBERT CUP, BILL. 1727 01:12:45,517 --> 01:12:46,689 THE STEPHEN CUP IS WHAT I'M WEARING, 1728 01:12:46,724 --> 01:12:47,896 IN CASE I GET HIT BY ONE OF THE BALLS. 1729 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:49,034 -OKAY. OKAY. -[ LAUGHS ] 1730 01:12:49,068 --> 01:12:50,034 UH-OH. 1731 01:12:50,068 --> 01:12:51,310 STAY AT THE NET, 1732 01:12:51,344 --> 01:12:53,413 RIGHT BEHIND THE KITCHEN LINE. 1733 01:12:53,448 --> 01:12:55,000 [ OHHS ] 1734 01:12:55,896 --> 01:12:56,827 -OOH! 1735 01:12:56,862 --> 01:12:58,034 -ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. -10-7-1. 1736 01:12:58,068 --> 01:12:59,758 -LET'S FINISH IT OFF. -EVERYTHING YOU GOT. 1737 01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:01,758 -PHIL SERVING MATCH POINT. -COME ON, PHIL. 1738 01:13:05,517 --> 01:13:07,241 OOH! 1739 01:13:07,275 --> 01:13:08,103 OOH! -OH, IS SHE GOOD. 1740 01:13:09,137 --> 01:13:10,413 -[ GRUNTS ] -OH! 1741 01:13:10,448 --> 01:13:12,103 -POINT, GAME. 1742 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:13,413 -SUGAR COMES UP EMPTY. 1743 01:13:13,448 --> 01:13:15,379 WHAT A LOW BLOW FOR HIM. 1744 01:13:15,413 --> 01:13:16,517 AND THAT ENDS THE MATCH. 1745 01:13:18,482 --> 01:13:21,655 -YOU ARE KILLER. 1746 01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,482 OH, MY GOD. I LOVE HOW COMPETITIVE 1747 01:13:23,517 --> 01:13:24,551 YOU BOTH ARE. -YOU ARE. 1748 01:13:24,586 --> 01:13:25,758 YOU STARED ME DOWN THERE. -HOLY HELL. 1749 01:13:25,793 --> 01:13:27,448 -YOU STARED MEDOWN. 1750 01:13:27,482 --> 01:13:29,586 -BILL, CARI, A GRIPPING MATCH THERE. 1751 01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:31,586 WATSON AND LEONARD FOUGHT HONORABLY, 1752 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:34,275 BUT, ULTIMATELY, K.O.'d BY PHIL AND DIERKS, 1753 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:36,413 WHO ARE STANDING BY IN THE OOFOS RECOVERY LOUNGE. 1754 01:13:36,448 --> 01:13:37,793 -HOW DOES IT FEEL, GUYS?! 1755 01:13:37,827 --> 01:13:39,793 LOOK WHO'S GOING TO THE FINALS! 1756 01:13:39,827 --> 01:13:40,965 -HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN? 1757 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,275 -I HAVE NO IDEA. 1758 01:13:42,310 --> 01:13:43,586 -IT'S JUST ALL A BLUR. 1759 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,310 -YEAH. -SUGAR RAY LEONARD WAS 1760 01:13:45,344 --> 01:13:47,448 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURT, SMASHING THOSE THINGS, 1761 01:13:47,482 --> 01:13:49,827 AND EMMA, I MEAN, THE LOOK IN HER EYE. 1762 01:13:49,862 --> 01:13:50,724 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WAS INTIMIDATED. 1763 01:13:50,758 --> 01:13:51,931 -SHE WAS SHOOTING DAGGERS. 1764 01:13:51,965 --> 01:13:53,896 I MEAN, SHE WAS SHOOTING LIKE JUST STAREDOWNS. 1765 01:13:53,931 --> 01:13:56,379 -DIERKS, PHIL, DO YOU HAVE A PLAN? 1766 01:13:56,413 --> 01:13:58,137 -TO WIN. -OKAY. -YEAH. 1767 01:13:58,172 --> 01:13:59,758 -YEAH. -THERE IT IS. KEEP IT SIMPLE. 1768 01:13:59,793 --> 01:14:00,896 -GOOD LUCK, BOYS. -THANK YOU. 1769 01:14:00,931 --> 01:14:02,137 -THANK YOU. -NOT GOING TO NEED IT, 1770 01:14:02,172 --> 01:14:03,172 BUT THANKS. -STEPHEN. 1771 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:04,551 -THANK YOU, JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS. 1772 01:14:04,586 --> 01:14:06,482 HOW'S IT GOING AT HOME? 1773 01:14:06,517 --> 01:14:09,379 HAVE YOU WON YOUR FAMILY "PICKLED" BRACKET YET? 1774 01:14:09,413 --> 01:14:11,172 WELL, AFTER YOU COLLECT FROM YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDMA, 1775 01:14:11,206 --> 01:14:12,862 HOW ABOUT PAYING IT FORWARD BY VISITING... 1776 01:14:14,172 --> 01:14:17,000 ...AND COMING THEM IN ON SOME OF THAT SWEET, SWEET ACTION? 1777 01:14:17,034 --> 01:14:19,034 NEXT UP, WILL FERRELL AND TIG NOTARO 1778 01:14:19,068 --> 01:14:21,482 FACE DIERKS BENTLEY AND PHIL KEOGHAN 1779 01:14:21,517 --> 01:14:22,862 IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH. 1780 01:14:22,896 --> 01:14:24,551 PLUS, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW 1781 01:14:24,586 --> 01:14:25,827 WITH THE QUEEN OF DINK HERSELF... 1782 01:14:28,068 --> 01:14:31,137 THE COLBERT CUP IS ON THE LINE. 1783 01:14:31,172 --> 01:14:32,551 ...WILL CONTINUE. 1784 01:14:32,586 --> 01:14:33,241 ♪♪ 1785 01:14:36,517 --> 01:14:38,724 -...WILL CONTINUE. 1786 01:14:38,758 --> 01:14:39,758 THIS IS CBS. ♪♪ 1787 01:14:43,689 --> 01:14:50,379 ♪♪ 1788 01:14:50,413 --> 01:14:51,448 -WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 1789 01:14:51,482 --> 01:14:52,827 A LIGHT RAIN IS NOW FALLING 1790 01:14:52,862 --> 01:14:54,620 AS WE AWAIT OUR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, 1791 01:14:54,655 --> 01:14:56,137 BUT IT GAVE ME A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN 1792 01:14:56,172 --> 01:14:58,724 WITH ONE OF OUR TOUGHEST COMPETITORS -- EMMA WATSON. 1793 01:14:58,758 --> 01:15:01,241 SHE GAVE EVERYTHING SHE HAD TODAY. 1794 01:15:01,275 --> 01:15:02,206 PUT ON A HECK OF A SHOW. 1795 01:15:02,241 --> 01:15:03,965 SHE JOINS ME IN THE PERGOLA. 1796 01:15:04,689 --> 01:15:06,448 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HONORED TO BE SITTING HERE 1797 01:15:06,482 --> 01:15:09,551 WITH A WOMAN WHOM MANY HAVE CALLED THE QUEEN OF DINK. 1798 01:15:09,586 --> 01:15:10,551 -WOW! 1799 01:15:10,586 --> 01:15:11,896 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT? 1800 01:15:11,931 --> 01:15:14,379 -EMMA WATSON. EMMA, TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 1801 01:15:14,413 --> 01:15:16,827 YOU PLAYED SO BEAUTIFULLY TODAY. 1802 01:15:16,862 --> 01:15:19,655 THERE'S A LOT OF CHATTER HERE AT "PICKLED" THAT, 1803 01:15:19,689 --> 01:15:21,827 WIN OR LOSE, YOU'RE OUR MVP TODAY. 1804 01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:22,896 -REALLY?! -ABSOLUTELY. 1805 01:15:22,931 --> 01:15:24,172 -THAT'S GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. 1806 01:15:24,206 --> 01:15:26,206 [ LAUGHS ] -NOT ONLY -- NOT ONLY 1807 01:15:26,241 --> 01:15:28,448 WITH THE FEROCITY OF YOUR PLAY... 1808 01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:30,000 -YES. -...THE FIRE IN THE BELLY... 1809 01:15:30,034 --> 01:15:31,896 -YES. -...BUT THE GRACE AND THE STYLE 1810 01:15:31,931 --> 01:15:34,103 YOU BROUGHT TO THE PLAY TODAY. -UGH, STEPHEN! 1811 01:15:34,137 --> 01:15:37,103 -I MEAN, YOU MAY NOT HAVE WON THE ENTIRE THING, 1812 01:15:37,137 --> 01:15:39,034 BUT, ULTIMATELY, YOU WON SOMETHING HIGHER, 1813 01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:41,896 AND THAT'S THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THIS AUDIENCE TONIGHT. 1814 01:15:41,931 --> 01:15:44,034 -I HAD, HONESTLY, THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1815 01:15:44,068 --> 01:15:47,448 LIKE GETTING TO PLAY A SPORT WITH SUGAR RAY LEONARD. 1816 01:15:47,482 --> 01:15:49,034 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? -THE CHAMP. 1817 01:15:49,068 --> 01:15:50,379 -I BROUGHT EVERYTHING TO THIS. 1818 01:15:50,413 --> 01:15:51,517 -WELL -- -IT WAS PERSONAL. 1819 01:15:51,551 --> 01:15:53,000 -EMMA -- -IT WAS VERY PERSONAL. 1820 01:15:53,034 --> 01:15:55,344 -YOU MAY NOT HAVE WON TONIGHT... 1821 01:15:55,379 --> 01:15:57,655 -I KNOW, I KNOW. -IN A LARGER SENSE... 1822 01:15:57,689 --> 01:16:00,965 BUT YOU COULD STILL BE A WINNER, IN THE END, BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, 1823 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,241 WE'RE GOING TO SUBMIT TONIGHT'S SPECIAL FOR AN EMMY. 1824 01:16:04,275 --> 01:16:06,275 -STOP. -WE HAVE PREPARED FOR YOU 1825 01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:08,689 A MONOLOGUE. 1826 01:16:08,724 --> 01:16:11,344 IT'LL BE IN THE PROMPTER, LIKE ALL THE BEST MONOLOGUES ARE. 1827 01:16:11,379 --> 01:16:12,793 -OKAY. WOW. -WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE IT A SHOT? 1828 01:16:12,827 --> 01:16:14,379 -[ LAUGHING ] I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE IT A SHOT. 1829 01:16:14,413 --> 01:16:16,862 -OKAY, SO, LET'S LET'S GET HER PREPPED OVER THERE. 1830 01:16:16,896 --> 01:16:19,241 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND NOW, SWINGING FOR THE FENCES... 1831 01:16:24,793 --> 01:16:26,344 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] -MUM TO DEREK. 1832 01:16:26,379 --> 01:16:29,551 MUM TO DEREK. DO YOU READ ME, SON? 1833 01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:31,413 I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 1834 01:16:31,448 --> 01:16:33,379 WE BOTH KNEW IT WAS A ONE-WAY TICKET 1835 01:16:33,413 --> 01:16:36,344 WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR THIS MISSION. 1836 01:16:36,379 --> 01:16:39,068 I CAME TO DEEP SPACE TO FIND ALIEN LIFE, 1837 01:16:39,103 --> 01:16:42,655 BUT I FOUND SOMETHING EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS AND WONDERFUL. 1838 01:16:44,482 --> 01:16:46,793 I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR MOTHER. 1839 01:16:46,827 --> 01:16:49,275 BUT I AM MORE THAN THAT. 1840 01:16:49,310 --> 01:16:52,034 IT TOOK SPACE FOR ME TO FIND ME. 1841 01:16:52,068 --> 01:16:55,034 SO, WHENEVER YOU MISS ME, 1842 01:16:55,068 --> 01:16:58,241 JUST GAZE INTO THE STARS 1843 01:16:58,275 --> 01:17:00,206 AND KNOW THAT, SOMEWHERE UP THERE... 1844 01:17:01,896 --> 01:17:04,103 ...MY FROZEN BODY 1845 01:17:04,137 --> 01:17:06,689 IS LOOKING DOWN ON YOU AND SMILING. 1846 01:17:06,724 --> 01:17:08,758 OR GRIMACING. 1847 01:17:08,793 --> 01:17:11,103 GUESS IT DEPENDS ON THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I FREEZE TO DEATH. 1848 01:17:12,275 --> 01:17:13,482 YEAH. 1849 01:17:13,517 --> 01:17:14,482 LOVE, MUM. 1850 01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:16,793 [ HUSHED ] OVER. 1851 01:17:18,379 --> 01:17:21,034 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 1852 01:17:23,827 --> 01:17:26,034 -WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS IT. 1853 01:17:26,068 --> 01:17:28,482 THE ROAD TO THE FINALS HAS BROUGHT US ALL HERE, 1854 01:17:28,517 --> 01:17:30,517 TO THIS DAY, THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, 1855 01:17:30,551 --> 01:17:32,275 THIS MOMENT TOGETHER. 1856 01:17:32,310 --> 01:17:33,931 THE COURT'S BEEN ZAMBONI'D, 1857 01:17:33,965 --> 01:17:35,931 OUR AUDIENCE IS KNAWING EXCITEDLY 1858 01:17:35,965 --> 01:17:37,689 ON THEIR COMPLIMENTARY CLAUSSEN PICKLE SPEARS, 1859 01:17:37,724 --> 01:17:38,793 AND ME? 1860 01:17:38,827 --> 01:17:40,620 ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, BILL, CARI. 1861 01:17:40,655 --> 01:17:43,103 THIS IS EXCITING. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HERE. 1862 01:17:43,137 --> 01:17:45,275 -LIKE HOW CLOSE TO THE EDGE? 1863 01:17:45,310 --> 01:17:49,137 -LIKE ONLY ONE BUTT CHEEK IS STILL ON 1864 01:17:49,172 --> 01:17:51,793 THE SEAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 1865 01:17:51,827 --> 01:17:54,827 -THANKS, STEVE. IT IS TIME FOR OUR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! 1866 01:17:54,862 --> 01:17:56,000 WE BEGIN! 1867 01:17:56,034 --> 01:17:57,344 DIERKS HAS THE SERVE. 1868 01:18:02,206 --> 01:18:03,724 -THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE PICKLES. 1869 01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:06,827 -READY? 1870 01:18:06,862 --> 01:18:08,862 -0-0-2! 1871 01:18:11,172 --> 01:18:12,931 -I THINK [INDISTINCT] THE KITCHEN. 1872 01:18:13,931 --> 01:18:15,344 -WHOA! -SIDE OUT. 1873 01:18:15,379 --> 01:18:16,827 [ WHISTLING ] 1874 01:18:16,862 --> 01:18:18,758 -PHIL KEOGHAN THROWS AWAY THE ADVANTAGE RIGHT THERE. 1875 01:18:18,793 --> 01:18:20,517 -OKAY. 1876 01:18:20,551 --> 01:18:22,310 -BILL, YOU THINK THIS MATCH WILL BE WON IN THE KITCHEN? 1877 01:18:22,344 --> 01:18:24,241 -I DO. HARRY NET RALLY -- 1878 01:18:24,275 --> 01:18:26,034 THEY'RE VERY GOOD GETTING TO THE LINE. 1879 01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:27,413 YOU CAN SEE RIGHT HERE. 1880 01:18:27,448 --> 01:18:29,689 -SOME GRADE A PICKLING HERE. NO SURPRISE. 1881 01:18:29,724 --> 01:18:32,241 THESE ARE, APPARENTLY, THE TWO BEST TEAMS. 1882 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:33,758 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] -NICE. 1883 01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:35,310 -SECOND SERVER. -PUNISHMENT DOWN THE MIDDLE. 1884 01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:36,586 RIGHT? THE PUNISHMENT DOWN THE MIDDLE. 1885 01:18:39,413 --> 01:18:41,517 -WILL GETS JAMMED UP. COSTLY MISTAKE. 1886 01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:43,379 GOT TO GET CLOSER TO THAT LINE, WILL. 1887 01:18:43,413 --> 01:18:45,931 DIERKS AND PHIL TAKE ADVANTAGE. 1888 01:18:45,965 --> 01:18:47,241 -0-0-2. 1889 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,517 -PUSHED BACK INTO THAT BACK COURT. -SIDE OUT. 1890 01:18:54,551 --> 01:18:55,241 [ WHISTLING ] 1891 01:18:55,275 --> 01:18:56,862 -WHERE DID THE CHEERING GO? 1892 01:18:56,896 --> 01:18:58,310 [ LAUGHTER ] 1893 01:18:58,344 --> 01:19:00,206 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] -WHERE DID IT GO? 1894 01:19:00,241 --> 01:19:02,724 -TIG AND WILL LOOKING FOR SOME SUPPORT FROM THE CROWD, 1895 01:19:02,758 --> 01:19:04,965 HYPING THEM UP. -0-0-1. 1896 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,724 -[ CHANTING ] LET'S GO, TIG! 1897 01:19:06,758 --> 01:19:08,551 LET'S GO, TIG! -THE CROWD IS CHANTING FOR TIG. 1898 01:19:08,586 --> 01:19:10,620 HARD TO SAY IF IT'S BECAUSE THEY WANT TO 1899 01:19:10,655 --> 01:19:12,275 OR BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD TO. 1900 01:19:12,310 --> 01:19:14,724 -THAT WAS CLOSE, BUT A LITTLE LONG FROM TIG, 1901 01:19:14,758 --> 01:19:15,758 AND SHE KNOWS IT, TOO. 1902 01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:16,896 -THE SCORE? 1903 01:19:16,931 --> 01:19:17,931 -1-0-1? 1904 01:19:17,965 --> 01:19:19,206 -IF I HIT HIM, DOES IT COUNT? 1905 01:19:19,241 --> 01:19:21,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1906 01:19:21,034 --> 01:19:22,172 -RIGHT HERE. -RIGHT HERE. 1907 01:19:25,517 --> 01:19:26,413 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] 1908 01:19:26,448 --> 01:19:28,068 -HARRY NET RALLY, 2. 1909 01:19:28,103 --> 01:19:31,034 PARTY TILL YOU CUKE, 0. 1910 01:19:31,068 --> 01:19:33,241 -GO EASY ON ME, DIERKS. 1911 01:19:33,275 --> 01:19:34,310 -SORRY. I DIDN'T TRY TO DO THAT. 1912 01:19:34,344 --> 01:19:35,620 -2-0-1. 1913 01:19:35,655 --> 01:19:36,689 -DIERKS WITH THE SERVE. 1914 01:19:39,655 --> 01:19:41,206 WILL'S RETURN IS NICE. 1915 01:19:41,241 --> 01:19:42,000 -YEAH, HE'S REALLY DONE -- 1916 01:19:42,034 --> 01:19:44,000 LOOK AT THIS. -OH. 1917 01:19:44,034 --> 01:19:45,827 -WHERE THERE'S A WILL FERRELL'S WILL, 1918 01:19:45,862 --> 01:19:47,275 THERE'S A WAY. 1919 01:19:47,310 --> 01:19:48,620 LET'S BREAK AWAY FROM THE ACTION. 1920 01:19:48,655 --> 01:19:52,310 QUICK MESSAGE FROM JAIME CAMIL AND AISHA TYLER. 1921 01:19:52,344 --> 01:19:54,620 -TO EVERYONE WATCHING RIGHT NOW, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT. 1922 01:19:54,655 --> 01:19:56,551 -YEAH, SO, PLEASE, GO DONATE NOW 1923 01:19:56,586 --> 01:19:57,931 TO HELP CHANGE THE LIFE OF A CHILD. 1924 01:19:57,965 --> 01:20:00,655 -GO TO... 1925 01:20:00,689 --> 01:20:04,000 -REALLY APPRECIATE THOSE TWO LOSING FOR A GOOD CAUSE TODAY. 1926 01:20:04,034 --> 01:20:05,655 SPEAKING OF LOSING, BACK TO THE FINAL, 1927 01:20:05,689 --> 01:20:08,965 WHERE DIERKS AND PHIL HAVE TAKEN A COMMANDING 6-0 LEAD. 1928 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,137 MAKE THAT 7-0. 1929 01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:13,034 -WOW! I AM SHOCKED. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, 1930 01:20:13,068 --> 01:20:14,137 WHAT WE'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW. -DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. 1931 01:20:14,172 --> 01:20:15,379 -I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. 1932 01:20:15,413 --> 01:20:16,689 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, WHAT WE'RE WATCHING. 1933 01:20:18,793 --> 01:20:20,827 WILL AND TIG, FORMIDABLE. -MM. 1934 01:20:20,862 --> 01:20:22,379 WOW. -FORMIDABLE! 1935 01:20:22,413 --> 01:20:24,068 AND, YET, WE'RE WATCHING THEM -TIG JUST WATCHED THAT ONE 1936 01:20:24,103 --> 01:20:25,206 WALK BY. -BE PICKED APART. 1937 01:20:25,241 --> 01:20:26,448 -8-0-2. -OUT! 1938 01:20:26,482 --> 01:20:28,068 -PHIL SERVING. -WE CALL IT OUT. 1939 01:20:28,103 --> 01:20:31,413 -A LONG WAY TO GO AT 8-0. 1940 01:20:31,448 --> 01:20:33,379 -I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT PARTY TIL YOU CUKE 1941 01:20:33,413 --> 01:20:34,724 WILL NOT SCORE. 1942 01:20:34,758 --> 01:20:35,448 -[ GRUNTS ] -OH, GOD. 1943 01:20:37,758 --> 01:20:39,379 -OOH. [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] 1944 01:20:39,413 --> 01:20:41,000 -WILL IS JUST NOT COORDINATED. 1945 01:20:41,034 --> 01:20:43,206 DO YOU THINK, PERHAPS... -FATIGUE. 1946 01:20:43,241 --> 01:20:44,620 -...HE'S -- YES, IT'S SET IN. -FATIGUE. 1947 01:20:44,655 --> 01:20:46,620 -THIS IS ALL ABOUT CONDITIONING, AT THIS POINT. 1948 01:20:46,655 --> 01:20:49,310 -IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GETTING A MOVIE? 1949 01:20:49,344 --> 01:20:52,655 -YEAH, I DON'T -- I MEAN, IF WE START GETTING SOME POINTS... 1950 01:20:52,689 --> 01:20:54,379 -INTERESTING. WILL SEEMS TO BE DANGLING 1951 01:20:54,413 --> 01:20:55,896 A MOVIE ROLE FOR DIERKS, 1952 01:20:55,931 --> 01:20:57,551 IN EXCHANGE FOR SOME POINTS HERE. 1953 01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:01,000 -9-0-2. -QUID PRO QUO. I LIKE IT. 1954 01:21:01,034 --> 01:21:02,344 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] -NICE. -KEOGHAN TAKES THE BAIT. 1955 01:21:02,379 --> 01:21:03,965 -SIDE OUT. -THAT WAS NOT GOOD. 1956 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,896 -[ LAUGHS ] 1957 01:21:05,931 --> 01:21:07,103 -THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 1958 01:21:07,137 --> 01:21:09,172 -YEAH. -THAT WAS TERRIBLE, PHIL. 1959 01:21:09,206 --> 01:21:10,482 -LET'S GO, PHIL! 1960 01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:11,827 -[ CHANTING ] LET'S GO, TIG! -BOY. 1961 01:21:11,862 --> 01:21:13,310 -LET'S GO, TIG! 1962 01:21:13,344 --> 01:21:14,827 LET'S GO, TIG! 1963 01:21:14,862 --> 01:21:16,620 LET'S GO, TIG! WHEN HARRY NET RALLY, 9. 1964 01:21:16,655 --> 01:21:18,689 PARTY TIL YOU CUKE, 0. 1965 01:21:18,724 --> 01:21:20,620 -I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM GET ON THE BOARD HERE. 1966 01:21:20,655 --> 01:21:22,103 -THEY AT LEAST HAVE TO GET ON THE BOARD. 1967 01:21:22,137 --> 01:21:23,689 -YEAH! 1968 01:21:23,724 --> 01:21:25,827 YEAH! 1969 01:21:25,862 --> 01:21:27,482 -NO! -OH! 1970 01:21:27,517 --> 01:21:28,448 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] -POINT! 1971 01:21:28,482 --> 01:21:29,862 -WE GOT A POINT. -BABE, WE'RE BACK. 1972 01:21:29,896 --> 01:21:31,517 -WE'RE BACK. 1973 01:21:31,551 --> 01:21:32,517 WE ARE BACK! 1974 01:21:34,517 --> 01:21:35,827 -I LIKE IT, WILL. INDEED, THEY ARE. 1975 01:21:35,862 --> 01:21:37,344 THANKS TO WILL'S BACKHAND. 1976 01:21:37,379 --> 01:21:39,000 KEOGHAN JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 1977 01:21:40,724 --> 01:21:42,034 WILL WITH THE SERVE. 1978 01:21:42,068 --> 01:21:42,827 -1-9-1. 1979 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:47,034 [ CHEERING ] 1980 01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,827 -SORRY. HE SET YOU UP. 1981 01:21:48,862 --> 01:21:50,310 HE SET YOU UP! -WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 1982 01:21:50,344 --> 01:21:52,034 -LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SET YOU UP! 1983 01:21:52,068 --> 01:21:54,379 -WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 1984 01:21:54,413 --> 01:21:56,034 YOU KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE. 1985 01:21:56,068 --> 01:21:58,344 -WITH A PARTNER LIKE WILL, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED AN OPPONENT. 1986 01:21:58,379 --> 01:21:59,931 I MEAN, HE JUST SET YOU UP LIKE THAT, SO BAD. -[ LAUGHS ] 1987 01:22:01,137 --> 01:22:02,620 -I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU. 1988 01:22:02,655 --> 01:22:04,275 -TIG HAS THE SERVE NOW. 1989 01:22:04,310 --> 01:22:06,275 TEAM IS DOWN 1-9. 1990 01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:16,172 [ CHEERING ] -THERE YOU GO. 1991 01:22:16,206 --> 01:22:18,689 -OH! -OOH! 1992 01:22:18,724 --> 01:22:20,172 [ WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE ] -POINT. 1993 01:22:20,206 --> 01:22:21,172 -DOWN THE MIDDLE, SOLVE THE RIDDLE. 1994 01:22:21,206 --> 01:22:22,034 -SOLVE THE RIDDLE. 1995 01:22:22,068 --> 01:22:23,344 -STILL ALIVE. 1996 01:22:23,379 --> 01:22:24,793 -THEY ARE STILL ALIVE. 1997 01:22:24,827 --> 01:22:28,068 THEY WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT. 1998 01:22:28,103 --> 01:22:31,172 WE ARE WATCHING A COMEBACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1999 01:22:31,206 --> 01:22:32,862 BILL, WHAT'S THE SCORE? 2000 01:22:32,896 --> 01:22:35,620 -2, SERVER. 9, RECEIVER. 2001 01:22:35,655 --> 01:22:38,620 -NICE. -OUT. -YES. 2002 01:22:38,655 --> 01:22:39,586 -GOT EXCITED. -POINT. 2003 01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:41,448 -WOW, THAT WAS BAD. 2004 01:22:41,482 --> 01:22:42,965 -THEY'RE STARTING TO CRUMBLE. 2005 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,241 -LONG WAY TO GO. 2006 01:22:45,275 --> 01:22:46,862 -THAT WASN'T GOOD, DIERKS. 2007 01:22:46,896 --> 01:22:47,551 -2-9-2. 2008 01:22:47,586 --> 01:22:48,965 -[ LAUGHING ] 2-9-2. 2009 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:49,551 -2-9-3 NOW. 2010 01:22:53,310 --> 01:22:54,724 -OKAY, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 2011 01:22:54,758 --> 01:22:56,620 -KEOGHAN NEEDS TO GET CLOSER TO THAT KITCHEN LINE 2012 01:22:56,655 --> 01:22:59,034 AND STAY THERE. -THIS IS WHERE THE -- OOH! 2013 01:22:59,068 --> 01:23:00,482 -WOW, THEY DID TALK. 2014 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:01,482 -TIG. -THEY DID TALK. 2015 01:23:01,517 --> 01:23:02,482 -[ LAUGHING ] LOOK AT TIG. 2016 01:23:02,517 --> 01:23:04,689 THE LOOK. -ALMOST. 2017 01:23:04,724 --> 01:23:05,655 -THAT HURTS, TO SEE THE LACK OF CONNECTION BETWEEN YOU TWO. 2018 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:08,000 THAT BREAKS MY HEART A LITTLE BIT. 2019 01:23:08,034 --> 01:23:09,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 2020 01:23:09,034 --> 01:23:10,103 -SIDE OUT. -NO, NO. 2021 01:23:10,137 --> 01:23:12,137 -SORRY, BABE. -I'MSORRY, BABE. 2022 01:23:12,172 --> 01:23:13,655 -TWO POINTS AWAY. 2023 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:15,344 -9-3-1. -OKAY, HERE WE GO. 2024 01:23:15,379 --> 01:23:16,103 -STAY BACK, STAY BACK. 2025 01:23:18,068 --> 01:23:18,482 STAY BACK, STAY BACK. 2026 01:23:20,068 --> 01:23:21,448 -ON THE LINE. 2027 01:23:21,482 --> 01:23:22,793 -NICE. 2028 01:23:22,827 --> 01:23:24,000 -WHOO! 2029 01:23:24,034 --> 01:23:25,310 -NICE. 2030 01:23:25,344 --> 01:23:26,344 NICE. 2031 01:23:26,379 --> 01:23:28,103 -OH! -THAT MIDDLE THING 2032 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:29,310 IS THE PROBLEM. 2033 01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:32,413 -OOPS, THEY DID IT AGAIN. 2034 01:23:32,448 --> 01:23:33,758 DIERKS PUTS IT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. 2035 01:23:33,793 --> 01:23:35,620 IT'S ALMOST AS IF DIERKS BENTLEY 2036 01:23:35,655 --> 01:23:37,482 IS TRYINGTO WIN THIS. -GUYS! GUYS! 2037 01:23:37,517 --> 01:23:39,172 -BACK TO THE COURT. -YOU'VE SEEN MY WEAKNESS. 2038 01:23:39,206 --> 01:23:41,000 DON'T GO AFTER IT. -WELL, HONESTLY, 2039 01:23:41,034 --> 01:23:42,586 THE FOREHAND SHOULD BE COMING OVER TO CATCH -- 2040 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:44,793 POACHING, GOT TO POACH THAT. 2041 01:23:44,827 --> 01:23:47,758 -I DON'T KNOW IF MY MIC IS ON, BUT TIG IS A HORRIBLE PARTNER. 2042 01:23:47,793 --> 01:23:50,000 -OH, I SEE. WILL'S PLAYING THE BLAME GAME. 2043 01:23:50,034 --> 01:23:51,793 I GET IT. -THANKS, BABE. 2044 01:23:51,827 --> 01:23:53,827 -WHO PAIRED ME WITH TIG?! 2045 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,275 OH! 2046 01:23:55,310 --> 01:23:56,517 -GAME POINT RIGHT HERE. 2047 01:23:56,551 --> 01:23:58,413 -HERE WE ARE WITH DIERKS AND PHIL. 2048 01:23:58,448 --> 01:24:01,344 SERVING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 2049 01:24:01,379 --> 01:24:02,896 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 2050 01:24:02,931 --> 01:24:04,103 -YOURS. -GET 'EM, WILL! 2051 01:24:06,103 --> 01:24:07,068 -THERE WE GO. -OOH! 2052 01:24:07,103 --> 01:24:08,379 -LOOK AT THAT. OH, YEAH! -OOH! 2053 01:24:08,413 --> 01:24:09,827 -THERE YOU GO. OH, YEAH! 2054 01:24:09,862 --> 01:24:11,586 [ OHHS AND APPLAUSE ] 2055 01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:12,344 -THAT'S IT. 2056 01:24:14,172 --> 01:24:17,241 [ FIREWORKS EXPLODING ] HOLY SHOOT! 2057 01:24:17,275 --> 01:24:19,931 HOLY FARKING SHOOT! 2058 01:24:19,965 --> 01:24:21,241 -[ LAUGHS ] 2059 01:24:21,275 --> 01:24:22,103 -I'M SORRY! 2060 01:24:25,379 --> 01:24:27,482 -WHEN HARRY NET RALLY. 2061 01:24:27,517 --> 01:24:29,000 THE CHAMPIONS! 2062 01:24:29,034 --> 01:24:30,931 -WOW. -THEY MAY HAVE ICED THE KICKER. 2063 01:24:30,965 --> 01:24:34,172 -THEY MAY HAVE, BUT I THINK THEY WERE ICED A LONG TIME AGO. 2064 01:24:34,206 --> 01:24:35,655 -UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS ONE 2065 01:24:35,689 --> 01:24:38,551 FOR THE RECORD BOOKS AND THE HISTORY BOOKS. 2066 01:24:38,586 --> 01:24:41,517 SEND THIS TAPE RIGHT TO THE SMITHSONIAN. 2067 01:24:41,551 --> 01:24:43,137 -I THOUGHT THEY WERE SAYING PHIL AND, ALL THIS TIME, 2068 01:24:43,172 --> 01:24:44,241 I JUST FOUND OUT IT WAS WILL. 2069 01:24:44,275 --> 01:24:46,344 [ LAUGHTER ] 2070 01:24:46,379 --> 01:24:47,862 -WHEN WE COME BACK, 2071 01:24:47,896 --> 01:24:50,413 THE PRESENTATION OF THE COVETED COLBERT CUP. 2072 01:24:50,448 --> 01:24:56,379 ♪♪ 2073 01:24:56,413 --> 01:24:58,000 "PICKLED" WILL CONTINUE. 2074 01:24:58,034 --> 01:24:59,000 THIS IS CBS. ♪♪ 2075 01:25:03,689 --> 01:25:05,758 [ MARCH PLAYS ] 2076 01:25:05,793 --> 01:25:08,034 -WELCOME BACK TO "PICKLED." 2077 01:25:08,068 --> 01:25:12,241 TODAY, WE'VE BORNE WITNESS TO MOMENTS OF COURAGE, 2078 01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:13,655 DEVASTATING HEARTBREAK... 2079 01:25:13,689 --> 01:25:15,931 [ OHHS ] 2080 01:25:15,965 --> 01:25:18,137 ...RAW EMOTION. 2081 01:25:18,172 --> 01:25:19,482 BUT ABOVE ALL, 2082 01:25:19,517 --> 01:25:23,724 THE TRIUMPH OF ENDURANCE, FORTITUDE, AND GRACE. 2083 01:25:23,758 --> 01:25:25,931 NOW, PLEASE WELCOME TO CENTER COURT, 2084 01:25:25,965 --> 01:25:28,413 FOR THE PRESENTATION OF THE COLBERT CUP, 2085 01:25:28,448 --> 01:25:30,241 MR. STEPHEN COLBERT. 2086 01:25:30,275 --> 01:25:31,482 -THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 2087 01:25:31,517 --> 01:25:33,724 PLEASE SIT DOWN. 2088 01:25:33,758 --> 01:25:35,448 [ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE I BESTOW THIS TROPHY 2089 01:25:35,482 --> 01:25:36,965 UPON OUR TOURNAMENT'S CHAMPIONS, 2090 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,137 I JUST WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE HARD WORK, 2091 01:25:39,172 --> 01:25:41,758 RESILIENCE, AND DEDICATION OF MY FELLOW BROADCASTERS, 2092 01:25:41,793 --> 01:25:43,206 CARI CHAMPION, 2093 01:25:43,241 --> 01:25:44,586 BILL RAFTERY, 2094 01:25:44,620 --> 01:25:45,448 JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINS, 2095 01:25:45,482 --> 01:25:46,724 AND, OF COURSE, 2096 01:25:46,758 --> 01:25:49,379 HALF-SOUR HARVEY. 2097 01:25:49,413 --> 01:25:51,827 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? LOOK AT THAT. 2098 01:25:51,862 --> 01:25:54,206 HALF-SOUR HARVEY'S GOT HIMSELF A PAIR OF OOFOS. 2099 01:25:54,241 --> 01:25:56,000 AND IS IT JUST ME 2100 01:25:56,034 --> 01:25:58,103 OR DOES HIS MOOD SEEM SIGNIFICANTLY BRIGHTER? 2101 01:25:58,137 --> 01:26:00,379 TALK ABOUT THAT OOFOS RECOVERY. 2102 01:26:00,413 --> 01:26:01,724 HARV IS FEELING THE OO. 2103 01:26:01,758 --> 01:26:03,137 I LOVE YOU, HARVEY. 2104 01:26:03,172 --> 01:26:05,793 YOU DESERVE EVERY HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. 2105 01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:08,517 WELL, WE'VE MADE HISTORIC TELEVISION HERE TODAY 2106 01:26:08,551 --> 01:26:10,862 AND WE SHOULD ALL BE PROUD. 2107 01:26:10,896 --> 01:26:13,482 AND, AT THIS TIME, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A MUCH SMALLER TROPHY 2108 01:26:13,517 --> 01:26:17,689 THAN THIS ONE TO OUR RUNNERS UP, TIG NOTARO AND WILL FERRELL. 2109 01:26:17,724 --> 01:26:19,206 COME ON IN. 2110 01:26:19,241 --> 01:26:20,862 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] -YOU'RE GOING TO WANT THIS. 2111 01:26:20,896 --> 01:26:22,793 -THANK YOU VERY MUCH. -YEAH. 2112 01:26:22,827 --> 01:26:23,827 [ LAUGHS ] -HERE YOU GO. 2113 01:26:23,862 --> 01:26:24,896 -THAT'S THE ONE WE WANTED. 2114 01:26:24,931 --> 01:26:27,103 -IT'S THE NOT FIRST PLACE TROPHY. 2115 01:26:27,137 --> 01:26:28,551 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 2116 01:26:28,586 --> 01:26:29,655 YOU DID YOUR BEST. 2117 01:26:29,689 --> 01:26:31,344 IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH 2118 01:26:31,379 --> 01:26:33,689 AND THIS TROPHY'S REALLY JUST A REMINDER OF THAT. 2119 01:26:33,724 --> 01:26:34,965 -WE'RE SIMPLY NOT THE BEST. 2120 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,551 -AND, IF YOU GUYS COULD GO, 2121 01:26:36,586 --> 01:26:38,724 I GOT TO GIVE THE BIG TROPHY TO THE PEOPLE WHO WON. 2122 01:26:38,758 --> 01:26:39,827 -[ LAUGHS ] 2123 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,724 -THANK YOU. OFF YOU GO. 2124 01:26:41,758 --> 01:26:46,620 AND NOW, THE CHAMPIONS OF "PICKLED" 2022 -- 2125 01:26:46,655 --> 01:26:49,620 PHIL KEOGHAN AND DIERKS BENTLEY! 2126 01:26:49,655 --> 01:26:51,000 -YES! -GENTLEMEN. 2127 01:26:51,034 --> 01:26:54,034 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 2128 01:26:54,068 --> 01:26:56,448 [ TRIUMPHANT TUNE SOARS ] 2129 01:26:56,482 --> 01:26:59,275 ♪♪ 2130 01:26:59,310 --> 01:27:01,206 CONGRATULATIONS, ONCE AGAIN, 2131 01:27:01,241 --> 01:27:03,448 TO PHIL KEOGHAN AND DIERKS BENTLEY, 2132 01:27:03,482 --> 01:27:06,448 AND TO ALL THE STARS WHO WORKED SO VALIANTLY 2133 01:27:06,482 --> 01:27:10,172 TO TURN THIS HOBBY INTO A SPORT WORTHY OF A TELEVISED SPECIAL. 2134 01:27:10,206 --> 01:27:14,413 AND TO YOU, THE VIEWERS AT HOME, FOR DONATING TO COMIC RELIEF. 2135 01:27:14,448 --> 01:27:17,517 REMEMBER, EVEN THOUGH OUR TOURNAMENT MAY BE OVER, 2136 01:27:17,551 --> 01:27:20,275 YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE LIVES ON. 2137 01:27:20,310 --> 01:27:23,241 FROM EVERYONE HERE AT "PICKLED," THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. 2138 01:27:23,275 --> 01:27:32,379 ♪♪ 2139 01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:42,379 ♪♪ 2140 01:27:42,413 --> 01:27:52,379 ♪♪ 2141 01:27:52,413 --> 01:28:02,448 ♪♪ 2142 01:28:02,482 --> 01:28:05,965 ♪♪ 2143 01:28:10,517 --> 01:28:11,517 ♪♪