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[Puss in Boots] <i>Star light, star bright,</i>

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<i>first star I see tonight.</i>

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<i>I wish I may, I wish I might</i>

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<i>have this wish I wish tonight.</i>

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<i>Once upon a time,
a Wishing Star fell from the sky</i>…

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<i>scorching the great woods black.</i>

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<i>The Dark Forest was born,</i>

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<i>the Wishing Star hidden at its center</i>

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<i>filling it with new life</i>

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<i>and the legend of a single wish
locked away in the star</i>

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<i>waiting to be granted.</i>

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[crowd chanting]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!

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Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!

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- [Puss in Boots] Welcome to my fiesta!
- [lively music playing]

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[Puss in Boots]
Make yourselves at home, yeah!

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Come on, eat.

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Drink up. [laughs]

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[crowd exclaiming]

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[Puss in Boots speaks Spanish]

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- Good to see you again.
- [exclaims]

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[cow bellows]

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[giggles, grunts]

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Papa! He stepped on my face!

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And we will never wash it again.

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People of Cordova!

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It's Del Mar!

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- People of Del Mar!
- [cheering]

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Accept this golden gift
from Puss in Boots!

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- [coins clinking]
- Play a song!

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No, no, no. I couldn't.

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- Sing, Puss, sing!
- [cow bellows]

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Nah, I couldn't possibly…

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[strums chord rapidly]

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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- ♪ <i>Who's brave and ready for trouble?</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>You are, you are!</i> ♪

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- ♪ <i>Who's so unbelievably humble?</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>You are, you are!</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who's the</i> gato who rolls the dice? ♪

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♪ <i>And gambles with his life</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who's never been touched by a blade?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Puss in Boots is never afraid</i> ♪

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[cheering]

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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[clucks]

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[Puss laughing, exclaiming]

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[Puss vocalizing]

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- [Puss laughing]
- [cheering stops]

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[clears throat]

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[bleats]

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[gasps] My clothes!

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- My wig!
- [whinnies]

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My portrait!

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Oh! Hey, Governor!

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One second.

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[ripping continues]

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The outlaw Puss in Boots!

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Welcome! <i>Mi casa es su casa.</i>

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<i>No, su casa es mi casa.</i>

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Arrest these filthy peasants…

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- [people exclaiming]
- …and bring me the head of Puss in Boots!

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Hey! This is a party!
Where is the music?

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♪ <i>He's the name of justice</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Stands up against evil</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Fighting for the people</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And he's very good-looking</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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[Puss exclaims]

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♪ <i>Puss in Boots</i> ♪

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Puss in Boots has never
been touched by a blade.

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[both] ♪ <i>Never been touched</i> ♪

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But you?

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- [buttons clink]
- [exclaims]

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Skin that cat!

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Governor, lighten up.

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[crowd singing]

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- [Puss] Ha-ha!
- [Governor yelps]

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[whistling, popping]

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[grunting]

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[growls]

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[music continues]

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[laughing]

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Uh-oh.

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Silly guards.
Dog piles don't work on cats.

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[rumbling]

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[growling]

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Holy <i>frijoles</i>.

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You awoke the sleeping giant
of Del Mar!

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[people screaming]

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[child] Giddyap!

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Whee! I'm flying!

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No! You are not flying!
I will save you!

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- Save me too!
- If it's convenient!

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You! Launch me.

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Mmm.

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And the rest of you, play double time!

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[tempo increases]
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

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[all] Oh!

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[gasps, groans]

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- Spanish Splinter!
- [cheering]

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[grunts]

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- <i>Gracias.
</i>- [gasps]

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[slurps]

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[shrieking]

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Fear me, if you dare!

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[cheering]

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[growling]

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[bell clangs]

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- [giant grunts]
- [bell clangs]

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[bell clangs]

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- [bell clangs]
- [Puss] Yee-ha!

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[laughing]

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[Puss exclaims]

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Yeah!

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[laughing]

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Whoo-ha-ha!

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[giant growls]

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[Puss] Hey, giant!

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Pray for mercy from…

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Puss in Boots!

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[bell clangs]

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Hey, you wanna see something cool?

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- [grunts]
- [bell clangs]

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- [Puss exclaims]
- [giant groaning]

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[giant groaning]

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- [bell clangs]
- Yes!

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<i>Gracias, Del Mar!</i> You have been great!

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- Get home safely! Good night!
- [hen clucks]

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[chanting]
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!

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You are still here?

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[cheering]

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Okay, okay. One more number.

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I call this one
"The Legend Will Never Die."

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[bell clangs]

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[crowd gasps]

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[child] Puss in Boots!

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- [angelic choir singing]
- [person] Puss.

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Puss?

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Puss in Boots?

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[groaning]

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[blade scraping]

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Where... Where am I?

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[person] Not to worry.
You're in good hands.

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My hands!

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I am the village doctor.

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I am also the village barber,
veterinarian, dentist and witch-finder.

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[coughs]

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And in my professional opinion…
[inhales]

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…you need a wash, a blow out
and a little trim around the hindquarters.

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- Uh…
- That's my professional barber opinion.

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But putting on my doctor's hat,
I think we need to run a few tests.

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- All right. Reflexes.
- [snarls]

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- Cat-like. Temperature.
- [growls, whimpers]

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- Now lift your tail and relax.
- [gasps]

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Trust me. I run hot. Yep.

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Then how about the latest
in modern medical technology?

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Leeches!
To draw out the evil humors.

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[hisses]

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Suit yourself. More for me.

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Uh, listen, Doctor.

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Thanks for everything,
but I am feeling great.

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Strong, like a bull! You know?

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Now, do you know a good place
to get some gazpacho?

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Please. This is serious.

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What is it?

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Puss in Boots, how do I say this?

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You died.

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Doctor, please.

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Relax! I am Puss in Boots.

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I laugh at death!

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[guffawing]

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You see?

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And anyway, I am a cat.
I have nine lives.

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And how many times
have you died already?

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Uh… I don't know. I never counted.

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- I am not really a math guy, you know?
- <i>Gato!</i>

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Take it easy, Doctor.
Let's see… [chuckles]

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There was the running of the bulls
in Pamplona.

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[cheering]

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<i>Hola, señorita.</i> [pants]

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- Do you like gazpacho?
- [bull bellows]

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[Puss laughs]
Guess it's not your night, huh, fellas?

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- [chuckles]
- [all growling]

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[Puss shrieks]

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I am telling you,
a cat always lands on his feet!

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Watch!

194
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No! Puss in Boots doesn't need a spotter.

195
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Watch!

196
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[grunts, shrieks]

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No need to pull into port.
This will revolutionize travel.

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Watch!

199
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Uh, excuse me,
does this have shellfish in it?

200
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Yes, sir.

201
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Meh!

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- [grunts]
- [plate clatters]

203
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Puss, I think you set
the oven too high!

204
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- I am a master of the baking. Watch!
- Whoa!

205
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And then there was the giant today.

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[bell clangs]

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So what is that? Like, uh, four?

208
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That makes eight, Puss.
You are down to your last life.

209
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My prescription,
no more adventures for you.

210
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You need to retire.

211
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Me? Retire?

212
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Are you the village comedian as well?

213
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Puss. Is there any safe place you can go?

214
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Any special someone you can rely on
in this moment of need?

215
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[chuckles] I am Puss in Boots,
loved by one and all.

216
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Anyone in particular?

217
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I mean, how could I possibly choose?

218
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Mm-hmm.
This is the address of Mama Luna.

219
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She is a cat fancier,
always on the lookout for a new lap-cat.

220
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You will be safe there.

221
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Lap-cat?

222
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I am no lap-cat, Doctor.

223
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I am Puss in Boots!

224
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Not anymore.

225
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Barber's orders.
I mean, doctor's orders.

226
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And remember, Puss.

227
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Death comes for us all. Treat?

228
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You really got to work on
your bedside manner.

229
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Ha! I am Puss in Boots!
I am no one's lap-cat.

230
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That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.

231
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He should stick to cutting hair.

232
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Last call, <i>Señor Boots.</i>

233
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Another glass of cream.
Make it your heaviest.

234
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Oh! I keep the heavy stuff in the back.

235
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[clock chiming]

236
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,282
[wind gusts]

237
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Huh! Retire.

238
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You are too good-looking to retire.

239
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[whistling]

240
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Well, well, if it isn't
Puss in Boots himself.

241
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[chuckles]

242
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In the flesh.

243
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Uh, hey.

244
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There's the famous hat.

245
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The feather.

246
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And of course, the boots.

247
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My compliments to your cobbler.
[chuckles]

248
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[clears throat]
Thanks. Good to meet you too.

249
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Hey, I never do this,
but can I get your autograph?

250
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Been following you for a long time.

251
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,256
Sign right there.

252
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:06,221
[chuckles] Puss in Boots
laughs in the face of death,

253
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,514
bounty hunter.

254
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,600
So I've heard.

255
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,228
You will find
your reward does not come easily,

256
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,855
this I tell you.

257
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:19,193
Everyone thinks they'll be the one
to defeat me,

258
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,528
but no one's escaped me yet.

259
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:22,779
[sighs]

260
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,907
All right, let's get it over with.

261
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,825
Fear me, if you dare…

262
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,418
Okay, no more messing around. Huh!

263
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,300
- Slow. Sloppy. Sad.
- [Puss exclaiming]

264
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,177
[wolf laughing]

265
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,600
[grunts, exclaims]

266
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,313
Yow!

267
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,941
You're not living up to the legend, <i>gato</i>.

268
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,527
[both grunting]

269
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,487
[grunts]

270
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:21,672
[breathing heavily]

271
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,217
[gasps]

272
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,137
[gasps]

273
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,473
[wolf sniffs, growls]

274
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,558
[exhales]

275
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,645
I just love the smell of fear.

276
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:44,403
[heart beating]

277
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,530
[heartbeat accelerating]

278
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,908
- [Puss breathing shakily]
- [wolf] What's the matter?

279
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,786
Lives flashing before your eyes?

280
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,331
Pick it up.

281
00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,919
- Pick… it… up.
- [heartbeat accelerating]

282
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,671
[grunts]

283
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:07,050
[growls, whistling]

284
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:12,973
[breathing heavily]

285
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,185
[whistling continues]

286
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,653
[speaks Latin]

287
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:28,780
[grunts]

288
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,283
[gasps]

289
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,160
[breathing heavily]

290
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,260
["Por Qué Te Vas" playing]

291
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,188
{\an8}[sighs]

292
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,006
I am no longer worthy.

293
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,550
I'm sorry.

294
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,052
[thunder rumbling]

295
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,057
[sighs]

296
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,270
We are gathered here today
to say goodbye

297
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,189
to Puss in Boots.

298
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:47,568
There are no words
to express such a loss.

299
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:49,695
Thank you.

300
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,493
But it would be a crime not to try.

301
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,872
He was known across the land
by many names.

302
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,248
The Stabby Tabby.

303
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,749
<i>El Macho Gato</i>.

304
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,835
The <i>Leche</i> Whisperer.

305
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,712
To some, an outlaw.

306
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,839
To more, a hero.

307
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,508
- To all, a legend.
- [distant cheering]

308
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:16,013
I was right.
Words were not enough.

309
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,393
But perhaps a song.

310
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:26,148
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

311
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:31,195
♪ <i>Who is your favorite…</i> [crying]
<i>…Fearless hero?</i> ♪

312
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,739
You were! You were!

313
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,115
[sobbing]

314
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,044
[thunder rumbling]

315
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,880
[squeaking]

316
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,511
[sighs]

317
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,558
[person] I told you health department
people, there are no cats here!

318
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:06,855
- Uh… [clears throat] Meow?
- [locks clicking]

319
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,900
- [meowing]
- [exclaims]

320
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,444
You're not from the health department,
are you?

321
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,570
No, you're not.

322
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:18,158
We better get you inside
because, baby, they are always watching.

323
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:21,328
I am Mama Luna.
And this is my home.

324
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,580
And now, it's your home too.

325
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:27,209
- Your forever home. [chuckles]
- [gulps]

326
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,212
- Ow!
- ♪ <i>The kitty gets a bath</i> ♪

327
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,839
♪ <i>The kitty gets a bath</i> ♪

328
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,006
♪ <i>Hi-ho the…</i> ♪

329
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,592
I bet you never even had a name.

330
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,762
But you know what,
I have thought of something perfect.

331
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,806
I shall call you…

332
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,016
- [bell jingling]
- …Pickles!

333
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,060
Brother cats, sister kitties,

334
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,272
meet your new roommate. [chuckles]

335
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,731
Say hello, Pickles.

336
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:52,860
Meow? Huh?

337
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,444
[growling, hissing]

338
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:55,904
Oh!

339
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,950
What? Did I say something salty?
It's my second language.

340
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,704
Stupid mittens. Get off me.

341
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,039
♪ <i>This is the end</i> ♪

342
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:10,502
[singing in Spanish]

343
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,089
- [retches]
- Oh, no.

344
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,799
♪ <i>This is the end…</i> ♪

345
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,845
[sighs, exclaims]

346
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,972
This is a person potty, Pickles.

347
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,558
- That's your potty.
- [straining]

348
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,978
So this is where dignity goes to die.

349
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,399
[meowing]

350
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,110
[Puss grunts]

351
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,778
[exclaims] No, no way.

352
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,576
- [Mama Luna] Uh-uh-uh!
- [shrieks]

353
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,703
- ♪ <i>I'll never look into your eyes</i> ♪
- [exhales]

354
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:45,787
[meowing, purring]

355
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,289
♪ <i>Again</i> ♪

356
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,125
- [squeaking]
- [singing in Spanish]

357
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,215
Meow?

358
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:01,762
♪ <i>Desperately in need</i> ♪

359
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:06,642
♪ <i>Of some stranger's hand</i> ♪

360
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:12,356
♪ <i>In a desperate land</i> ♪

361
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:20,697
♪ <i>This is the end</i> ♪

362
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,457
[sniffing]

363
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,794
- [goat bell dinging]
- [bleats]

364
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,963
[sniffing]

365
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,632
- [growls]
- You got the scent?

366
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,386
[growling]

367
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:48,517
These are too small,
and these are too big.

368
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,728
But these ones…

369
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:54,398
these ones are just right.

370
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,984
[growling]

371
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,318
[Goldilocks cackling]

372
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,655
Baby! Track that cat.

373
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,622
[clangs]

374
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,585
[all meow]

375
00:22:18,881 --> 00:22:19,882
[sighs]

376
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,134
Do you mind? Trying to eat here.

377
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,554
I mean, meow… whatever.

378
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,097
Oh, sorry.

379
00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:29,725
[gasps, exclaims]

380
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,644
You're a talking cat? I'm a talking cat.

381
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,146
Let's talk.

382
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,439
[sighs]

383
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,024
I'd rather eat.

384
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,525
Oh, not a problem.

385
00:22:38,609 --> 00:22:40,527
We can eat and talk at the same time.

386
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:41,945
<i>No habla inglés.</i>

387
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:46,116
[speaking Spanish]

388
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,828
- I don't speak Spanish either.
- [laughs] You're funny.

389
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:50,787
Ugh.

390
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,623
- Okay. Good talk.
- Whoa, hang on.

391
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,209
Pickles? Is that your name?

392
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,461
Me, I don't have a name.
Or a home.

393
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,297
[wind blowing]

394
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,300
So, I'm no expert,
but you don't look like a "Pickles."

395
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,553
- Well, you don't look like a cat.
- [gasps]

396
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:09,139
Okay, okay, okay. Full disclosure.

397
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,891
I'm not a cat. I'm a dog.

398
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,351
- [Mama Luna] Hi, Bon Bon.
- [dog shushing]

399
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,435
Meow.

400
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:18,357
Oh! Pickles has a new girlfriend? Okay.

401
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,360
I live under the porch.
It can get a little lonely down there.

402
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,320
It's mostly controlled
by the rats and the centipedes,

403
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,780
but I have my own little corner.

404
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,114
Congratulations.

405
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,408
I just come up here
for the food and the friends.

406
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,535
[growls, hisses]

407
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,911
Mostly... Mostly the food.

408
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:33,163
Please don't tell anyone. I need this.

409
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,123
I won't tell. I don't care.

410
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:38,293
So you'll keep my secret?
A secret between friends?

411
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,753
Just a secret.

412
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:42,714
It's funny.
Despite all this best friend bonding,

413
00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:44,508
you're still a mystery to me, Pickles.

414
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,759
What's your story?

415
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,719
My story…

416
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,431
What are we looking at?

417
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:54,601
…it's over.

418
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:56,103
[gasps] Oh, no.

419
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:57,729
Wanna rub my belly?

420
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,065
Hmm?

421
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,650
What… What's happening?

422
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,527
- Rub.
- Hard pass.

423
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,654
Come on, rub. I need the practice.

424
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,489
I'm gonna be a therapy dog someday.

425
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:08,949
What the hell are you talking about?

426
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,200
I'm glad you asked.

427
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,619
When people feel bad,
they can rub my belly.

428
00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:13,912
It'll make 'em feel better.

429
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:14,997
- Rub my belly.
- No.

430
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,582
- Come on! Rub it.
- No. Not happening.

431
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,499
- Rub it!
- No!

432
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:21,670
Let me be clear.
I don't want to touch your belly, okay?

433
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,256
Okeydoke. So, what do you want?

434
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:27,426
I want to be left alone.

435
00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:35,934
[Mama Luna snoring]

436
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,362
[sighs]

437
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:49,072
[exclaims, sighs]

438
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,199
You're back.

439
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,825
Oh, I never left.

440
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,245
[rumbling]

441
00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,082
[creaking]

442
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,376
[sniffing]

443
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,257
The wolf. He found me.

444
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,092
[growls]

445
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,220
- [cats shrieking]
- [Mama Luna exclaims]

446
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,306
[shrieking]

447
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:19,728
Hello, missus.

448
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,689
We're looking for a cat. This cat.

449
00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:24,691
We've got an offer for him.

450
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,569
What could they possibly
want to offer Puss in Boots?

451
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:28,862
What's a Puss in Boots?

452
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:30,364
Seriously?

453
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,950
I told you health department people,
there are no cats here!

454
00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:34,993
Make her talk.

455
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,579
[growling]

456
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:39,122
Excuse me, my darling.

457
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,458
We're looking for
the legendary Puss in Boots.

458
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,877
Have you perhaps… seen him?

459
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,128
Too soft.

460
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:48,715
Out with it, you old biddy,
or I'll have your guts for garters.

461
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:50,551
- [cries out]
- [body thuds]

462
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,096
Too hard! That was not "just right."

463
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,931
Oi, Baby, sniff him out.

464
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:57,808
You don't tell me what to do.

465
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:58,892
Listen to your sister, Baby.

466
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:02,062
She's not my sister!
She's a fugitive orphan.

467
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,773
- Ow!
- She is your sister. Do as she says.

468
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:08,443
Fine! But all I can smell is cats' pee.

469
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:12,155
Everybody, get to the safe room!
Just like we practiced!

470
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,907
Oi! She's leggin' it!

471
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,534
Follow me, children! [exclaims]

472
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,244
Give her the piano treatment, Papa.

473
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:22,040
Oh! You think this is the first time
I've been stuffed in a piano?

474
00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,750
[Goldilocks laughing]

475
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:25,752
[Papa Bear] Here we go!

476
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,715
♪ <i>Roll out the barrel</i> ♪

477
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,509
- Ah!
- [Goldilocks] Mama! Focus, please!

478
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,678
- [growls]
- [glass shatters]

479
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,180
[cats shrieking]

480
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,431
[screams]

481
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,933
- [singing continues]
- [Baby Bear] There's cats everywhere!

482
00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,519
- There's so many cats! [screams]
- [cats shrieking]

483
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:43,729
Amateurs.

484
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:46,940
- I'll be outside.
- [cat shrieking]

485
00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:49,151
My cats can play better than you!

486
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,944
♪ <i>So roll out the barrels</i> ♪

487
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,404
Goldi, is this him?

488
00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,573
[Goldilocks]
That's a dog in a cat costume.

489
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,283
- [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.

490
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,743
Tricky little bugger.

491
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,411
How about this one? He's a ginger.

492
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,455
[cat shrieks]

493
00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:03,207
Is that a joke?

494
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,376
You think this scruffy,
geriatric bag of bones

495
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,794
looks like a legend?

496
00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:09,379
This is definitely not…

497
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,715
[Baby Bear]
Puss in Boots! I found him!

498
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,886
Puss in Boots, dead and buried.

499
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,263
Dead? No, no, no. He can't be.

500
00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:21,475
[sniffing]
Yep. The nose never lies.

501
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,893
Well, that's that, then.

502
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,561
What say we go
and hibernate, eh?

503
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:25,729
No!

504
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:29,274
The map is being delivered tonight
and we have one chance to steal it.

505
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:31,527
Without it,
we'll never find the Wishing Star.

506
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:35,197
The Wishing Star. It does exist.

507
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,407
That star has one wish to grant.

508
00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:38,784
One wish?

509
00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,869
Think of what that could mean for us.

510
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,330
Nine lives! Yes!

511
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,834
Well, I don't see why we needed
to hire Puss in Boots in the first place.

512
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:50,504
Ugh. Because nobody steals
from Big Jack Horner.

513
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:52,965
No! Not Jack Horner.

514
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:55,801
Don't worry, love.
We'll get that wish somehow.

515
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:56,969
Thank you, Mama.

516
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,638
Yeah. Because I've got a plan.

517
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,849
I can nick a map
as good as any old cat.

518
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:05,394
[laughs] You've got a plan?

519
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,688
What? I'm smart, ain't I?
Ain't I, Papa?

520
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:11,358
[Papa Bear]
No. You ain't well fixed for brains.

521
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:15,028
Robbing Big Jack Horner.
[clicks tongue] Very risky.

522
00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:18,282
But that wish could get me my lives back.

523
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,908
And my life back!

524
00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:21,702
Goodbye, Pickles!

525
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,495
Oh, no, Pickles, you're leaving?

526
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:25,414
<i>Perro</i>, start digging.

527
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,540
Okay.

528
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,376
But if this Puss in Boots
is such a big deal,

529
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,086
maybe we shouldn't be
desecrating his grave.

530
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,589
I don't think he would mind

531
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:35,215
because he…

532
00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:38,969
is me!

533
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:42,764
Oh! Okay.

534
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:44,600
Oh, yeah. Uh… [clears throat]

535
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:48,145
Normally, I have a sword.
It's like a whole thing, you know.

536
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,105
Pickles, you're Puss in Boots?

537
00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,940
Not yet! But I will be.

538
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,109
I'll come… I'll come with you.

539
00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:55,194
Sorry, <i>Perro</i>.

540
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,404
Puss in Boots walks alone!

541
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,496
[guard] Open the gates!

542
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:22,971
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hands off the merchandise. We got this.

543
00:29:23,055 --> 00:29:26,225
Okay. Just get in and get out. Easy peasy.

544
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:27,976
Lemon squeezy.

545
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,811
[exclaims]
What are you doing here?

546
00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,188
I brought you a sword.

547
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,315
That's not a sword. That's a stick.

548
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,566
It's a stick-sword.

549
00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:35,651
Go home.

550
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:37,152
My home is where my friends are.

551
00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:38,862
Again. Not friends.

552
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:42,449
- Rub for luck?
- [scoffs] I don't need luck for this.

553
00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:44,701
I am a highly skilled, master cat thief.

554
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:45,786
Watch!

555
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:49,581
- [grunting]
- Mm-hmm.

556
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:50,791
You got this.

557
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,586
[grunting]

558
00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:58,006
[footsteps approaching]

559
00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:09,309
Mmm. [smacks lips]

560
00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:11,979
I pronounce this batch…

561
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:13,814
delicious.

562
00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:18,277
Ship 'em out!

563
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,947
[person] Mr. Horner.

564
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,449
The Serpent Sisters got the goods.

565
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:28,537
Is it? Is it the map to the Wishing Star?

566
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,873
Stop everything. You two, come with me.

567
00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:33,125
We must get this to the trophy room.

568
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,712
You know, it took a lot of murdering
to get this map.

569
00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:37,880
It all started…

570
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:39,756
Take it to the trophy room!

571
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,470
[clanking]

572
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:49,224
[grunting]

573
00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:52,936
- [phoenix trills]
- What the…

574
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,273
Wow. Look at all the magic stuff.

575
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:59,568
Yes, I collect enchanted objects,
magical icons,

576
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:02,779
bobbles, and geegaws,
and la-di-da and blah blah blah.

577
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:05,699
[Serpent Sister 1] Check it out!
I'm walking on a magic carpet.

578
00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:09,161
Sweet.
The shrunken ship of the Lilliputians.

579
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:12,456
Shut up! Are those unicorn horns?

580
00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:14,124
Baby unicorn horns.

581
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,376
Half as heavy, twice as sharp.

582
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,586
Savage.

583
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,129
Ah! They're trinkets!

584
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:22,883
They're nothing compared to the awesome
power of the magic Wishing Star.

585
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,843
Speaking of which,
make with the box, Sister.

586
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,094
[Serpent Sister 1] You got it, boss.

587
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:29,723
Like I was saying,
the amount of murdering we…

588
00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:31,808
Make with the box!

589
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:37,689
After so many years of searching,
this is my moment.

590
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,069
With this wish, I will finally be

591
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:44,696
the master of all magic!

592
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:46,031
[Serpent Sister 1] Hey, Little Jack?

593
00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:50,744
- Excuse me?
- Could you do the thumb thing?

594
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:52,496
- Shh!
- Like in the fairy tale?

595
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:55,749
It wasn't a fairy tale!
It was only a nursery rhyme.

596
00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:58,168
Oh, yeah. The lame one.

597
00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:00,420
♪ <i>Little Jack Horner sat in the corner</i> ♪

598
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,589
♪ <i>Eatin' a Horner pie</i> ♪

599
00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,716
♪ <i>Stuck in my thumb, pulled out a plum</i> ♪

600
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,679
♪ <i>And said, "What a good boy am I!"</i> ♪

601
00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:09,847
[panting]

602
00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,181
Look! A magic puppet!

603
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:14,852
♪ <i>'Cause I'm a real boy
No strings attached</i> ♪

604
00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:16,854
- [confetti cannon explodes]
- Thank you, thank you.

605
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:19,815
What's impressive?
I've been a boy the whole time.

606
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,733
[shouts]

607
00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:25,362
Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic.

608
00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:29,408
He was a pathetic,
buttered baker's boy.

609
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:34,580
Little Jack's dead!
I'm Big Jack Horner.

610
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:37,916
[Serpent Sister 2]
Ah! Mr. Big Jack Horner, sir…

611
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,543
I barely know her.

612
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,588
[Serpent Sister 1] What do you mean?
We're sisters, you goof.

613
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,882
We got matching face tattoos.

614
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,843
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

615
00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:51,388
[grunting]

616
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:52,806
- Puss?
- Kitty?

617
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,184
- Puss.
- Kitty!

618
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:57,477
{\an8}- [grunts]
- [Kitty shrieking]

619
00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:58,979
{\an8}[Kitty hisses]

620
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,773
This is my job!

621
00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:04,651
No, this is my job.
I'm double-crossing the Bears.

622
00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:06,278
No, I'm double-crossing the Bears.

623
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,447
They tried to hire me earlier today.

624
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,324
Well, they tried to hire me two weeks ago.

625
00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:12,326
That makes you plan B.

626
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,660
- [gasps]
- [Big Jack Horner] Aha!

627
00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:15,204
There it is!

628
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,163
Phew!

629
00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:18,457
Now, about your payment…

630
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,877
Hold up. You promised us
our weight in gold.

631
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,212
I did, didn't I?

632
00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:25,339
Ever hear of the Midas Touch?

633
00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:27,674
Ah, cool, dibs! [chuckles]

634
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:31,220
Oh, no! I misjudged the situation!

635
00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:34,348
[gasps] This is why
you don't cross Jack Horner.

636
00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:37,184
- What is this? Are you a pirate now?
- Shh.

637
00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:39,937
It's like a possum crawled
on your face and died.

638
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,021
Shh.

639
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:42,105
Of shame.

640
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,857
Please, mock me quietly.

641
00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:45,609
I hate it. It's disgusting.

642
00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:48,153
Well, I love it. It's distinguished.

643
00:33:48,237 --> 00:33:50,072
[wood creaking]

644
00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,824
[screams]

645
00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:53,909
[grunts]

646
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:55,744
[gasps]

647
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,748
Great plan, Baby. Real cat-like.

648
00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:08,172
Uh… Can I… go?

649
00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:09,925
Pleasure doing, uh…

650
00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:14,263
- Puss in Boots?
- Goldi. Bears.

651
00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:15,556
Hola, Jack.

652
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,474
Kitty Softpaws.

653
00:34:17,558 --> 00:34:20,811
My, you have a lot of nerve
coming back here.

654
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,188
Please.
I was the best thief you ever hired.

655
00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:24,188
You robbed me!

656
00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:25,357
You set me up.

657
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,110
You said you were going on
some spiritual retreat.

658
00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:29,194
Namaste.

659
00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:31,237
And you're supposed to be dead.

660
00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:32,364
I got better?

661
00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:33,657
Ugh! Just give us the map.

662
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,367
And throw in a dozen pies.

663
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,119
- Ooh! Have you got any savory pies?
- What?

664
00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:38,620
- Yeah, what flavors you got?
- No!

665
00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:40,246
[Mama Bear]
Can we get all of that in a bag to go?

666
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:43,041
Ah! Would you stop talking
about blooming pies!

667
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,333
- Focus!
- [Lilliputians screaming]

668
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:47,129
Hand over that map,
or I'll punch holes in the lot of ya.

669
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,422
[creaking]

670
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:49,755
[Goldilocks] Oh, bums.

671
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,425
Look out! It's coming down!

672
00:34:55,262 --> 00:35:00,809
Ha! I hate talking fairy-tale animals.

673
00:35:00,893 --> 00:35:02,227
[both scream]

674
00:35:02,853 --> 00:35:04,396
[grunts, cackles]

675
00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:05,898
[Kitty] Puss, get back here!

676
00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:07,733
The best thief has won.

677
00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:10,027
- Huh?
- [Kitty] You're right.

678
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,486
She did.

679
00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:12,654
Oh, come on!

680
00:35:14,156 --> 00:35:15,741
There! They're getting away!

681
00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:21,121
[shouting]

682
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,624
[grunting]

683
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,877
- [screams]
- Ooh!

684
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,670
No, no, no, no, no, no!

685
00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:30,547
- [grunting]
- [swords clanging]

686
00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:32,382
Nice catching up with you, Puss!

687
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:33,467
Gotta go!

688
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,262
Here, kitty-kitty.

689
00:35:38,514 --> 00:35:41,850
Is that a stick?
What are you gonna do with that? Ow!

690
00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:43,227
Ow! Me knuckles!

691
00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:46,021
You shouldn't have done that, mate.

692
00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:47,064
Heh.

693
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:49,316
[exclaiming]

694
00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:50,484
This idiot.

695
00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:56,365
[grunts]

696
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,200
Hey, Puss! I found a sandwich in here.

697
00:35:58,283 --> 00:35:59,660
- I think it's tuna fish.
- Drive, <i>Perro</i>!

698
00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:00,577
Okeydoke.

699
00:36:00,661 --> 00:36:02,621
- [horse whinnies]
- [guards shouting]

700
00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:11,505
Oh, cool! Another member of the team!

701
00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:14,007
- [both] We are not a team!
- Eyes on the road!

702
00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:15,092
Who is this guy?

703
00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:17,344
- I'm Puss's best friend.
- No! He isn't.

704
00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:19,930
- And his therapy dog.
- Definitely not!

705
00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:22,182
Finally! You need therapy.

706
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,854
Give me the map. Trust me.

707
00:36:26,937 --> 00:36:29,857
Trust you? Like I did in Santa Coloma?

708
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:31,066
Really? Santa Coloma?

709
00:36:31,149 --> 00:36:33,193
<i>Sí</i>, Santa Coloma!

710
00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:38,156
- Mine!
- Mine!

711
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,283
- Mine!
- Mine!

712
00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:40,325
[both shriek]

713
00:36:40,409 --> 00:36:42,870
[both hissing]

714
00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:46,123
[both growl]

715
00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:49,918
- [Puss exclaims]
- [coins clinking]

716
00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,212
[people exclaiming]

717
00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:55,132
[horse whinnies]

718
00:36:55,215 --> 00:37:00,095
Good people, accept this golden gift
from Puss in Boots!

719
00:37:00,179 --> 00:37:01,388
[cheering]

720
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:07,019
[whistling]

721
00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:14,276
- Speed up! Go, go, go!
- [Perro screams]

722
00:37:17,696 --> 00:37:21,241
Assemble the Baker's Dozen.

723
00:37:22,326 --> 00:37:24,328
- Careful with this.
- [screams]

724
00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:27,456
[Big Jack Horner]
I'll take this and that, oh, and these!

725
00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:29,249
One of those, and I gotta take that.

726
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,210
Yes. Yes. No.

727
00:37:31,293 --> 00:37:32,503
Yes!

728
00:37:32,586 --> 00:37:33,504
Oh, yeah!

729
00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:36,590
[humming]

730
00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:38,258
And all of these!

731
00:37:38,342 --> 00:37:40,802
[laughing] This one is right.

732
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:43,055
[bowling pins clatter]

733
00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:47,768
[shouts]

734
00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:53,565
- [bakers shouting]
- [horse whinnies]

735
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:58,987
I'll get you, my kitties,
and your little dog too.

736
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,823
[panting]

737
00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:05,536
What?

738
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:08,372
This is blank. We've been ripped off!

739
00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,748
Where is the…

740
00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:12,918
Oh. Yeah.
I knew it was gonna do that.

741
00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:15,838
"The Dark Forest is deep and far.

742
00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:18,507
Within its bounds, you'll find the star."

743
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:23,512
Ugh. The Dark Forest?
No one goes into the Dark Forest.

744
00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:24,847
Or comes out.

745
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:27,975
"A single wish burns true and bright.

746
00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:30,853
This map's the key, so hold on tight."

747
00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:33,814
[grunts, speaks Spanish]

748
00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:35,190
You let go!

749
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:38,360
A stick? [chuckles]
What happened to your sword?

750
00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:41,530
Got rid of it, you know.
Made things too easy.

751
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:42,823
I needed a challenge.

752
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:45,075
Yeah.
You looked pretty challenged back there.

753
00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:48,328
[chuckles] There's no way
I'm letting you hold the map!

754
00:38:48,412 --> 00:38:50,998
Well, there's no way
I'm letting you hold the map!

755
00:38:51,081 --> 00:38:52,082
I can hold it.

756
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:56,295
Yeah, right. What's your deal anyway?

757
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,754
You run with the Chihuahua Gang?

758
00:38:57,838 --> 00:38:59,131
I don't think so.

759
00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:00,215
I don't believe you.

760
00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:03,343
That's okay.
As long as you believe in yourself.

761
00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:06,763
What? Is he deranged?

762
00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:08,515
- Yep.
- What's your name?

763
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:10,642
Oh. I've been called all kinds of things.

764
00:39:10,726 --> 00:39:13,645
Dog. Bad Dog. Stupid Dog.
Hey You! You There!

765
00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:15,397
Get Out! Leave It! Drop It!

766
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,732
Big Rat. Small Pig.

767
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,276
Rat Face. Butt Nugget. [bleep] for Brains.

768
00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:21,153
You know, that sort of thing.

769
00:39:21,236 --> 00:39:23,614
But I've never had a name
that really stuck, you know?

770
00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:25,574
That belonged to me.

771
00:39:26,158 --> 00:39:26,992
Is he done?

772
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:28,035
And you are?

773
00:39:28,118 --> 00:39:31,121
Softpaws. Kitty Softpaws.

774
00:39:31,205 --> 00:39:33,707
Wow! Yeah. Now, that's a good name.

775
00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,250
There's music in a name like that.

776
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:37,753
Kitty Softpaws.

777
00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:40,589
Nice try. Classic con.

778
00:39:40,672 --> 00:39:41,673
No one's that dumb.

779
00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:43,175
No one's that nice.

780
00:39:43,258 --> 00:39:44,301
I don't trust you.

781
00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:46,803
Me neither. He cannot be trusted.

782
00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:50,224
But I trust him more than I trust you.

783
00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:53,435
[Puss]
Wow. This trip is going to be fun.

784
00:39:54,186 --> 00:39:55,562
[horse whinnies]

785
00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:29,763
This must be the Dark Forest.

786
00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:34,810
[ominous laughter in distance]

787
00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:43,068
- Oh, my God!
- It's gone!

788
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:44,528
It's back!

789
00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:47,030
- [Kitty speaks Spanish]
- Nothing to worry about.

790
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,740
[chuckles]

791
00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:50,200
We step through as one.

792
00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:53,245
Ready? One, two… After you.

793
00:40:53,328 --> 00:40:54,329
Wait, what?

794
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:57,499
[distorted exclaiming]

795
00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:59,626
Dog? Still alive?

796
00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:00,752
Let's go find out.

797
00:41:00,836 --> 00:41:02,004
Wait!

798
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,549
[all screaming]

799
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:09,803
[Puss screaming]

800
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:11,305
Um… [clears throat]

801
00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:12,598
[panting]

802
00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:14,641
Whoa.

803
00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:15,767
Wow.

804
00:41:15,851 --> 00:41:20,230
For a Dark Forest,
this place is pretty colorful.

805
00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:22,357
I wish I had my quinceañera here.

806
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:25,611
The Wishing Star is in here, somewhere.

807
00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:28,447
Kitty, may I please see the map?

808
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:29,781
- No.
- Seriously?

809
00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,201
You won't let me hold it
for even one minute?

810
00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:34,203
Nope. Not even for one second.

811
00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:38,582
Come on, Kitty. You've got to trust me.

812
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,044
Wait. What... What's...
What's going on with his eyes?

813
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:44,338
Oh, they're getting bigger.

814
00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:46,840
Oh, Kitty!

815
00:41:46,924 --> 00:41:49,009
You gotta trust him.
Look at those eyes.

816
00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,512
Really? You call that cute?

817
00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:54,681
[Perro gasps]
Oh, look at her! [gasps]

818
00:41:54,765 --> 00:41:57,559
Those eyes are even bigger than yours.

819
00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,852
Do whatever she wants, Puss.

820
00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,980
Wait a second. So poofy!

821
00:42:02,064 --> 00:42:04,358
No! With the paws?

822
00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:05,859
Come on! [gasps]

823
00:42:05,943 --> 00:42:07,778
With the hat?

824
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:10,614
It's all so cute!

825
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,575
[screams] Cuteness overload!

826
00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:14,660
[grunts]

827
00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:16,828
Can we look at the map now?

828
00:42:16,912 --> 00:42:19,122
[groaning]

829
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,794
"Follow this enchanted chart.

830
00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:27,422
It knows your path and knows your heart."

831
00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:30,050
[Puss] Is that us?

832
00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:39,726
[explosions]

833
00:42:45,649 --> 00:42:48,735
{\an8}It says we must go
through the Valley of Incineration,

834
00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:50,487
{\an8}over Undertaker Ridge,

835
00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,406
{\an8}through the Cave of Lost Souls?

836
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,658
- Really? [exclaims]
- Let me take a look.

837
00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:04,543
[rumbling]

838
00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:12,176
{\an8}What? Swamp of Infinite Sorrows?

839
00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:14,094
{\an8}Mountains of Misery?

840
00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:16,430
{\an8}The Abyss of Eternal Loneliness?

841
00:43:16,513 --> 00:43:18,682
There's something wrong with this map.

842
00:43:18,765 --> 00:43:21,393
I guess there is a different
terrible path for everyone.

843
00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:24,688
It's almost like the forest
doesn't want anyone to make a wish.

844
00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:27,691
Well, I don't even have a wish.
But can I try?

845
00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,241
{\an8}Ooh! Mine says… [gasps]

846
00:43:36,325 --> 00:43:38,035
{\an8}…we skip through
the Pocket Full O' Posies.

847
00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:39,244
- [gasps]
- What?

848
00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:41,496
{\an8}[Perro] Then drift down
the River of Relaxation.

849
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:42,748
- That sounds fun.
- No fair.

850
00:43:42,831 --> 00:43:44,249
Why does he get the good ones?

851
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,460
{\an8}Wander the Fields
of Quick and Easy Solutions

852
00:43:46,543 --> 00:43:48,003
{\an8}and arrive at the star!

853
00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:49,505
Oh, wow!

854
00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:50,797
That sounds wonderful.

855
00:43:50,881 --> 00:43:53,759
Oh, but no. This is your quest.
I don't wanna impose.

856
00:43:53,842 --> 00:43:55,260
- [both] You hold the map.
- [Perro gasps]

857
00:43:55,344 --> 00:43:56,970
- Really?
- But don't you cross me.

858
00:43:57,054 --> 00:44:01,308
- Or your name will be <i>Perro Muerto</i>.
- Okeydokey.

859
00:44:04,269 --> 00:44:06,146
Wait. Is that…

860
00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:08,232
[distant screaming]

861
00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:10,359
It's raining bears. Time to go.

862
00:44:11,068 --> 00:44:13,987
[Goldilocks laughs]
I'm telling ya, when we get that wish,

863
00:44:14,071 --> 00:44:16,698
it will make everything just right
for all of us.

864
00:44:16,782 --> 00:44:18,158
Will it make us rich?

865
00:44:18,242 --> 00:44:20,452
Rich enough to hibernate
all year round?

866
00:44:20,536 --> 00:44:21,578
The richest.

867
00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:23,747
Will we be, like, big-time thieves?

868
00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,958
- The biggest.
- [chuckles]

869
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,126
Here, you know that suit
Jack Horner wears?

870
00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:29,753
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna have one of them.

871
00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,964
- Yeah?
- Only mine will be purpler.

872
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,549
Like, twice as purpler.

873
00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:35,092
The purplest!

874
00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:38,512
- Nice. Big-time thieves coming through!
- [Papa Bear] I'll race you!

875
00:44:38,595 --> 00:44:40,556
- [Baby Bear] You can't beat me, old man.
- [Goldilocks laughs]

876
00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:42,391
What kind of wish can do all that, Goldi?

877
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,226
Oh! I can't tell ya.

878
00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,937
If you say what your wish is,
then it don't come true.

879
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:48,605
Sorry, birthday wish rules.

880
00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:51,358
Oh, come on. Mother-daughter secret?

881
00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:52,985
Mama, just drop it, please.

882
00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:54,361
Oh. Okay.

883
00:44:54,444 --> 00:44:57,739
Hey, come on.
We've got some cats to catch.

884
00:45:01,952 --> 00:45:04,371
[Perro] Birthday wish rules?
What's that mean?

885
00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:06,623
It means I'm not telling you my wish.

886
00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:09,376
He doesn't wanna tell us
because it's something stupid.

887
00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,545
Like conditioner
for that thing on his face.

888
00:45:11,628 --> 00:45:12,921
It's distinguished.

889
00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:15,591
What about you, Kitty?
What are you gonna wish for?

890
00:45:17,009 --> 00:45:19,595
Can't tell you.
Birthday wish rules or whatever.

891
00:45:19,678 --> 00:45:22,181
Ha! I bet your wish
is something stupid like…

892
00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:23,390
- [grunts]
- [flower growls]

893
00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:25,309
- [gasps]
- [Kitty laughs]

894
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,393
You're such a…

895
00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:29,062
[Kitty shrieking]

896
00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:34,359
[gasps] This must be
the Pocket Full O' Posies.

897
00:45:34,443 --> 00:45:38,155
- [flower growling]
- [Puss grunting]

898
00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:40,073
Out of the way, demon flower.

899
00:45:40,157 --> 00:45:41,992
It's pruning time!

900
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,160
[shouts]

901
00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:44,870
[grunting]

902
00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:46,955
[Puss, Kitty shouting]

903
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:48,040
[sniffs]

904
00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:51,418
- [flower cooing]
- Aww, thank you.

905
00:45:51,502 --> 00:45:54,296
[screaming]

906
00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:55,756
We don't have time for this.

907
00:45:55,839 --> 00:45:58,467
<i>Perro</i>, I thought your path
was supposed to be easy.

908
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:03,722
[sniffs] You know, I think all you have
to do is stop and smell the roses.

909
00:46:03,805 --> 00:46:05,641
Seriously? Ugh.

910
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:07,559
- [both sniffing]
- This is stupid.

911
00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:09,102
All I smell is bull…

912
00:46:09,186 --> 00:46:11,897
Shh. Watch.

913
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,649
[sniffs] Ah!

914
00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:15,317
- [Kitty shouts]
- [Puss grunts]

915
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,568
Don't rush through it.

916
00:46:16,652 --> 00:46:21,073
Take your time and really appreciate
what's right in front of you.

917
00:46:21,156 --> 00:46:22,241
[sniffs]

918
00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:23,825
[flowers cooing]

919
00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:27,412
- Ugh! His path is so corny.
- [Perro] <i>Gracias.</i>

920
00:46:27,496 --> 00:46:29,331
- And cheesy.
- And lame.

921
00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:31,458
- And weird, like him.
- Yeah.

922
00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:33,544
Why are you so ridiculous, Dog?

923
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:34,920
What's your story?

924
00:46:35,003 --> 00:46:36,338
My story? Oh!

925
00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:39,508
It's actually a very funny story. [laughs]

926
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:42,511
Back when I was a pup,
me and my littermates lived with a family.

927
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:45,597
A family full of pranksters
who liked to play hide-and-seek,

928
00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:47,224
and I was always "it."

929
00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:49,560
Pick on the little guy, am I right?
[sniffs]

930
00:46:49,643 --> 00:46:52,896
They tried putting me
in a packing crate, a dumpster.

931
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:57,025
No matter how hard they tried,
I'd always find them.

932
00:46:57,109 --> 00:46:58,527
So, one day they get creative.

933
00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:02,739
And they put me in a sock
with a rock in it. [laughs]

934
00:47:02,823 --> 00:47:06,201
And then throw me in a river. [laughs]

935
00:47:06,285 --> 00:47:11,498
I gnawed a hole in the sock
and I swam to the surface. [laughs]

936
00:47:11,582 --> 00:47:13,834
Never found them, or my littermates.

937
00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:17,087
- So, I guess I'm still it. [laughs]
- Wow.

938
00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:20,465
That is the saddest funny story
I've ever heard.

939
00:47:20,549 --> 00:47:22,426
Well, joke's on them.

940
00:47:22,509 --> 00:47:25,387
That sock they put me in, I grew into it.

941
00:47:25,470 --> 00:47:30,058
So, I got a great story
and a free sweater out of it. Win-win!

942
00:47:30,142 --> 00:47:31,768
Dude, you didn't win.

943
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:33,812
You, of all people, should have a wish.

944
00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:36,148
I already have a comfy sweater
and two best friends.

945
00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,858
I got everything I could wish for.

946
00:47:37,941 --> 00:47:39,276
No magic required.

947
00:47:39,359 --> 00:47:40,360
[scoffs]

948
00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:41,695
Hmm?

949
00:47:46,658 --> 00:47:48,994
[flowers cooing]

950
00:47:51,997 --> 00:47:53,373
[Perro] Oh! Lovely.

951
00:47:58,754 --> 00:48:01,215
[sniffs]
Oh! We're getting really close.

952
00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:04,718
I can smell two cats, a dog… and pie?

953
00:48:06,136 --> 00:48:09,515
Well, if it isn't the idiots
who tried to steal from me.

954
00:48:09,598 --> 00:48:10,974
Hey, he remembers us.

955
00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:12,100
Behold,

956
00:48:12,184 --> 00:48:14,186
Excalibur!

957
00:48:14,269 --> 00:48:15,812
Excalibur! [grunting]

958
00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:18,273
Excalibur!

959
00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:21,610
Yeah, I couldn't get this rock off of it,
but still pretty cool, right?

960
00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:22,945
[Mama Bear] He's gaining on us!

961
00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:24,530
[Big Jack Horner] Okay, little left.

962
00:48:25,113 --> 00:48:26,782
- That's it!
- Go faster.

963
00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,367
What, he's up me back door…

964
00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:30,035
[shouts]

965
00:48:31,203 --> 00:48:32,538
[Mama Bear, distorted] Goldi!

966
00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:34,665
[grunting]

967
00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:36,250
[laughs]

968
00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:41,797
[flowers growling]

969
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,007
[horses whinny]

970
00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:46,218
Well… start chopping!

971
00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:49,054
[baker] On it!
You don't have to tell me twice.

972
00:48:49,137 --> 00:48:52,015
I'm gonna chop the heck
out of this <i>Ficus lyrata</i>…

973
00:48:53,267 --> 00:48:54,560
Jerry, no!

974
00:48:55,978 --> 00:48:57,396
Avenge me, Jack!

975
00:48:57,479 --> 00:48:58,564
Die, die, die!

976
00:48:58,647 --> 00:49:00,357
- [Big Jack Horner exclaims]
- [baker 2 shouting]

977
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,608
Nope.

978
00:49:01,692 --> 00:49:04,194
Time to bring out the big guns!

979
00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:06,029
Guess I overpacked. [laughs]

980
00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:09,366
Magic snacks. Save those for later.

981
00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:10,909
Ah! Pay dirt!

982
00:49:12,578 --> 00:49:15,706
All right, magical locust, defoliate!

983
00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:18,959
Fly and feast! Eat those flowers!

984
00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:23,630
I'm not a magic locust.
Why, I'm not a locust at all.

985
00:49:23,714 --> 00:49:26,383
What are you then?
Some sort of demon grasshopper?

986
00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:29,553
A deadly fairy?
Put a spell on the forest then.

987
00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,263
I don't cast spells.

988
00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:32,431
Well, what do you do?

989
00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:34,141
Well, I-I-I judge you.

990
00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:36,018
I sit on your shoulder

991
00:49:36,101 --> 00:49:39,438
and judge your actions
and the quality of your character.

992
00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:41,064
I'm your conscience.

993
00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:42,691
I really did overpack.

994
00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:46,236
Help me, Jack! Help!

995
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,071
Aren't you gonna help him, Jack?

996
00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:49,448
You're losing a lot of men.

997
00:49:49,531 --> 00:49:52,242
I'm not really stressing
about the manpower.

998
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:55,454
I've got a bottomless bag
of magic weapons.

999
00:49:55,537 --> 00:49:57,164
These babies are gonna get me that wish

1000
00:49:57,247 --> 00:50:00,292
even after the whole team
is dead and gone.

1001
00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:02,169
Now, now, Jack, as your conscience, I…

1002
00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,797
- [squawks]
- Oh, my word! It's the noble phoenix.

1003
00:50:05,881 --> 00:50:09,051
She's the symbol of rebirth
and the eternal…

1004
00:50:09,134 --> 00:50:11,136
- Oh, God!
- [Big Jack Horner laughs]

1005
00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:14,139
Pretty boss flamethrower, right?

1006
00:50:14,223 --> 00:50:17,601
I really have my work cut out for me
on this one.

1007
00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:21,522
[Big Jack Horner]
Don't be near where I'm flame-throwing.

1008
00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:28,153
[chuckles]

1009
00:50:28,237 --> 00:50:30,155
Do your job, demon flowers.

1010
00:50:31,281 --> 00:50:32,449
Soon…

1011
00:50:35,786 --> 00:50:36,870
[growls]

1012
00:50:36,954 --> 00:50:38,622
Okay, Kitty. I think I've got it now.

1013
00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:40,249
[straining]

1014
00:50:40,332 --> 00:50:42,125
Trust me.

1015
00:50:42,209 --> 00:50:44,962
Easy, easy. You're gonna
give yourself a hernia.

1016
00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:46,922
Here, one more time, like this.

1017
00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:48,757
[echoing] Trust me.

1018
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,637
Ah! But of course I trust you and Puss,
even without the eyes.

1019
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,931
Yeah? Big mistake.

1020
00:50:56,014 --> 00:50:57,558
What do you mean? You're my friends.

1021
00:50:58,141 --> 00:50:59,518
You know what trust gets you?

1022
00:50:59,601 --> 00:51:02,145
A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.

1023
00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:04,314
You have to trust somebody, right?

1024
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,899
Not me. Uh-uh.

1025
00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:08,861
Whenever I've let my guard down,
I've been double-crossed,

1026
00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:10,946
declawed, played and betrayed.

1027
00:51:12,322 --> 00:51:15,492
Never again. I am a solo act.

1028
00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:19,496
I keep my secrets
and I play my cards close.

1029
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,415
That's how you get a winning hand.

1030
00:51:21,498 --> 00:51:24,334
Take it from me. Never trust anyone.

1031
00:51:28,964 --> 00:51:31,550
Wh... Wait. That's amazing!

1032
00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:34,011
You're good.

1033
00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:37,014
[clears throat] Kitty, I've been thinking.

1034
00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:38,557
Ugh. Thinking about what?

1035
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,227
My beautiful beard.
It is very distinguished, yes.

1036
00:51:42,311 --> 00:51:46,481
But it does deprive the world
a good look at…

1037
00:51:46,565 --> 00:51:47,691
the face.

1038
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,613
So, if it will make you happy,
I could be convinced to…

1039
00:51:52,696 --> 00:51:54,156
- I've gotten used to it.
- Wait, what?

1040
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,116
The beard. Keep it.

1041
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,494
Uh… Well, you see… [chuckles]

1042
00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:01,914
Kitty, please!
Get this itchy thing off of me!

1043
00:52:01,997 --> 00:52:04,166
It's like a fever on my face.

1044
00:52:04,249 --> 00:52:08,462
Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots
asking for help?

1045
00:52:08,545 --> 00:52:11,840
<i>Sí</i>, help. You were right.
The beard is disgusting.

1046
00:52:11,924 --> 00:52:12,925
And?

1047
00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:16,011
And it's like a possum crawled on my face.

1048
00:52:16,094 --> 00:52:17,137
And?

1049
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,765
And died of shame.

1050
00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:21,308
Okay, okay, possum face.

1051
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:24,937
I won't make you beg.

1052
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,357
Ow! [grunts]

1053
00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,609
Hey! Slow down. Ow!

1054
00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:33,445
Go with the grain.
You gotta go with the grain.

1055
00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:34,780
- I know what I'm doing.
- Hey!

1056
00:52:34,863 --> 00:52:37,491
I'm a master of the blade. Right, <i>Perrito</i>?

1057
00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:39,284
[laughing, snorting]

1058
00:52:39,368 --> 00:52:40,827
What? What? What's funny?

1059
00:52:40,911 --> 00:52:43,413
- Nothing should be funny.
- [Kitty speaks Spanish]

1060
00:52:43,497 --> 00:52:45,707
[blade swishing]

1061
00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:53,924
Ah. There's that handsome face
I remember.

1062
00:52:54,007 --> 00:52:56,426
The face I haven't seen since…

1063
00:52:56,510 --> 00:52:58,637
- Hey!
- …Santa Coloma.

1064
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,138
[Perro] Ah, yes.

1065
00:53:00,222 --> 00:53:02,641
Santa Coloma.

1066
00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:03,725
You had it coming.

1067
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:08,272
Here. You can have my <i>gatito</i> blade.

1068
00:53:09,815 --> 00:53:10,899
Thank you.

1069
00:53:10,983 --> 00:53:12,192
Better than a stick.

1070
00:53:14,987 --> 00:53:16,989
<i>Vaya con dios</i>, stick sword.

1071
00:53:18,407 --> 00:53:19,408
[barks]

1072
00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:22,870
- [Perro barking]
- <i>Perro</i>! What are you doing?

1073
00:53:23,453 --> 00:53:25,247
<i>Perro</i>! [whistles]

1074
00:53:25,330 --> 00:53:26,623
Where did that crazy dog go?

1075
00:53:26,707 --> 00:53:28,208
I think you like him.

1076
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,418
No. No, I don't.

1077
00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:31,503
I think you're ready to name him.

1078
00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:34,464
No! I just need his easy path
to get my wish.

1079
00:53:34,548 --> 00:53:35,757
You mean my wish.

1080
00:53:35,841 --> 00:53:37,718
[Big Jack Horner] You mean my wish.

1081
00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:40,554
Sorry.

1082
00:53:40,637 --> 00:53:42,264
[horses whinny]

1083
00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:44,308
[bakers shouting]

1084
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:47,644
[grunting]

1085
00:53:47,728 --> 00:53:49,146
The Baker's Dozen.

1086
00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:50,230
Let him go.

1087
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,649
Oh, I don't know. I might keep him.

1088
00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:54,693
Would you like a treat?

1089
00:53:54,776 --> 00:53:56,695
Nice granny bag, Little Jack.

1090
00:53:56,778 --> 00:54:00,949
It's not a granny bag!
It is a magic nanny bag.

1091
00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:02,743
Now, make with the map,

1092
00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:06,663
or we'll see
what the unicorn horn really does.

1093
00:54:06,747 --> 00:54:08,373
- [whimpers]
- [Puss gasps]

1094
00:54:08,457 --> 00:54:11,460
[stammers] You're not gonna
shoot a puppy, are you, Jack?

1095
00:54:11,543 --> 00:54:12,878
Yeah. In the face. Why?

1096
00:54:12,961 --> 00:54:14,963
- [baker screaming]
- What the…

1097
00:54:15,047 --> 00:54:17,382
Give us the map,
or else the baker man gets it.

1098
00:54:17,466 --> 00:54:18,467
[Baby Bear] Yeah.

1099
00:54:18,550 --> 00:54:20,928
I don't even have the map,
Little Bo-Creep.

1100
00:54:21,011 --> 00:54:22,054
[baker shouts]

1101
00:54:22,638 --> 00:54:24,223
Stop throwing my men at me!

1102
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,558
- [Perro exclaims]
- Come here!

1103
00:54:26,642 --> 00:54:27,809
Puss in Boots has the map!

1104
00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:29,603
Let's get him!

1105
00:54:29,686 --> 00:54:30,854
[Goldilocks shouting]

1106
00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:33,315
- [clamoring]
- [gulps]

1107
00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:34,733
I've got a plan.

1108
00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:37,444
First one to the dog gets the wish.
[exclaims]

1109
00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:40,697
What? Oh, come on!

1110
00:54:40,781 --> 00:54:42,199
[bears snarl]

1111
00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,201
[shouting]

1112
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,285
[laughs]

1113
00:54:46,245 --> 00:54:47,246
[exclaims]

1114
00:54:48,497 --> 00:54:49,498
[yowls]

1115
00:54:49,581 --> 00:54:50,916
- [Baby Bear growls]
- [baker shouts]

1116
00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:53,001
Steady.

1117
00:54:53,085 --> 00:54:54,086
[baker shouts]

1118
00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:55,963
- [Puss] Whoa!
- [baker exclaims]

1119
00:54:56,046 --> 00:54:57,589
[party whistle honks]

1120
00:54:58,173 --> 00:54:59,341
[spits] What?

1121
00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,051
[laughs]

1122
00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:03,011
So that's what they do. Cool.

1123
00:55:03,095 --> 00:55:04,263
No! Not cool!

1124
00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:07,683
- Aw, you shot me!
- [party whistle honks]

1125
00:55:07,766 --> 00:55:09,184
Ah, the sight's off.

1126
00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:10,477
[grunts, sneezes]

1127
00:55:10,561 --> 00:55:11,895
I got him, Mr. Horner!

1128
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:12,980
[Big Jack Horner] My bad!

1129
00:55:13,063 --> 00:55:14,189
Oh, no.

1130
00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:27,077
[whistling]

1131
00:55:28,745 --> 00:55:31,415
[heartbeat accelerating]

1132
00:55:33,834 --> 00:55:36,837
[whistling continues]

1133
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,381
[heartbeat accelerating]

1134
00:55:39,464 --> 00:55:40,674
[gasps]

1135
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,470
Puss, wait!

1136
00:55:46,263 --> 00:55:47,472
- <i>Perro</i>!
- [Goldilocks shouts]

1137
00:55:47,556 --> 00:55:48,849
Thanks for the map, Softpaws.

1138
00:55:52,102 --> 00:55:53,312
[gasps]

1139
00:55:58,108 --> 00:55:59,568
No, no, no!

1140
00:55:59,651 --> 00:56:00,569
No!

1141
00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:04,531
Oi! You've just been crimed
by The Three Bears Crime Family.

1142
00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:06,909
- Yeah!
- So long, you plonkers!

1143
00:56:06,992 --> 00:56:09,536
[shouts in Spanish]

1144
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,122
[grunts] Puss, where are you?

1145
00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:16,835
[panting]

1146
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,670
[Puss exclaims]

1147
00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:21,423
[breathing heavily]

1148
00:56:22,424 --> 00:56:24,384
Puss? Puss?

1149
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:27,095
- [Puss breathing heavily]
- [Perro gasps]

1150
00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:28,263
Puss!

1151
00:56:29,556 --> 00:56:33,227
- [audible heartbeat, fast]
- [Puss panting]

1152
00:56:33,310 --> 00:56:34,895
[distorted] Puss! What's wrong?

1153
00:56:45,697 --> 00:56:47,950
[heartbeat slowing down]

1154
00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:59,586
[exhaling]

1155
00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:06,593
[inhales, exhales]

1156
00:57:06,677 --> 00:57:08,554
[breathes deeply]

1157
00:57:08,637 --> 00:57:10,389
Thank you, <i>Perrito</i>.

1158
00:57:11,056 --> 00:57:12,432
What's going on with you, Puss?

1159
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,936
I…

1160
00:57:16,019 --> 00:57:18,897
I am down to my last life.

1161
00:57:19,648 --> 00:57:20,941
And I…

1162
00:57:22,442 --> 00:57:23,735
I am afraid.

1163
00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:27,114
Well, it's okay to be afraid.

1164
00:57:27,197 --> 00:57:29,324
No, not for Puss in Boots.

1165
00:57:29,408 --> 00:57:31,952
I'm supposed to be a fearless hero.

1166
00:57:32,035 --> 00:57:33,203
A legend.

1167
00:57:33,745 --> 00:57:36,331
But without lives to spare,

1168
00:57:36,415 --> 00:57:38,458
I am nothing.

1169
00:57:39,293 --> 00:57:41,753
I need that wish to get my lives back.

1170
00:57:41,837 --> 00:57:43,672
You should tell Kitty.
She would understand.

1171
00:57:43,755 --> 00:57:45,966
No, no, no, she cannot hear of this.

1172
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:47,384
Okay.

1173
00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:50,137
[complaining in Spanish]

1174
00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:52,139
[Puss]
Kitty will never trust me again.

1175
00:57:52,723 --> 00:57:54,308
Not after Santa Coloma.

1176
00:57:54,391 --> 00:57:56,560
But that's just one bad heist.

1177
00:57:56,643 --> 00:57:59,688
Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, <i>Perrito</i>.

1178
00:57:59,771 --> 00:58:01,565
It was a church

1179
00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:04,443
with a priest and guests.

1180
00:58:04,985 --> 00:58:06,820
- <i>And Kitty.
</i>- [church bell tolling]

1181
00:58:06,904 --> 00:58:09,448
<i>Everything but me.</i>

1182
00:58:10,407 --> 00:58:12,117
I ran away then too.

1183
00:58:12,201 --> 00:58:13,410
Oh…

1184
00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:14,703
Oh.

1185
00:58:14,786 --> 00:58:16,747
[gasps] Oh!

1186
00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:19,249
You left her at the altar?

1187
00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:20,459
It was wrong. I know.

1188
00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:22,503
I am ashamed.

1189
00:58:23,045 --> 00:58:25,714
I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly.

1190
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,675
I regret that day.

1191
00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:32,221
So, maybe you should tell that to Kitty.

1192
00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,556
Might make you feel better.

1193
00:58:35,224 --> 00:58:37,226
Might make her feel better too.

1194
00:58:39,937 --> 00:58:40,938
Puss!

1195
00:58:41,021 --> 00:58:42,147
Dog!

1196
00:58:42,231 --> 00:58:44,816
Oh, there you are.
What happened back there?

1197
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:47,236
Kitty. I lost the map.

1198
00:58:47,319 --> 00:58:48,570
I messed up.

1199
00:58:48,654 --> 00:58:49,905
We'll get it back.

1200
00:58:49,988 --> 00:58:51,073
We've been in worse pickles.

1201
00:58:51,156 --> 00:58:52,616
Who told you that name?

1202
00:58:52,699 --> 00:58:53,784
What name?

1203
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,036
Uh… Nothing.

1204
00:58:56,119 --> 00:59:00,415
The Bears! We have to find them
before they find the star.

1205
00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:04,378
[Goldilocks] Oh, we are so close.

1206
00:59:04,962 --> 00:59:06,839
It's finally happening.

1207
00:59:06,922 --> 00:59:08,841
I can taste that wish now.

1208
00:59:08,924 --> 00:59:11,385
- And you know what it tastes like?
- Pies?

1209
00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:12,803
♪ <i>Pies!</i> ♪

1210
00:59:12,886 --> 00:59:14,179
♪ <i>Who ate all the pies?</i> ♪

1211
00:59:14,263 --> 00:59:15,848
♪ <i>Who ate all the pies?</i> ♪

1212
00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:17,516
[vocalizing]

1213
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,101
♪ <i>Who ate all the pies?</i> ♪

1214
00:59:19,184 --> 00:59:20,894
Oh, it's gonna be wicked.

1215
00:59:20,978 --> 00:59:23,063
Yeah! Imagine us.

1216
00:59:23,146 --> 00:59:25,524
A big-time crime syndicate.

1217
00:59:25,607 --> 00:59:28,151
Not a big-time crime syndicate, love.

1218
00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:30,612
A big-time crime family.

1219
00:59:30,696 --> 00:59:32,406
Isn't that right, Goldi?

1220
00:59:32,489 --> 00:59:33,490
- Goldi?
- What?

1221
00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:37,411
Whoa! Hey, look, the map!
It's going all fizzly.

1222
00:59:37,494 --> 00:59:38,662
What did you do? Give it me.

1223
00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:39,955
- Hey!
- No, no, no.

1224
00:59:40,038 --> 00:59:41,373
- [Goldilocks shouts]
- [Baby Bear exclaims]

1225
00:59:41,456 --> 00:59:42,666
Goldi, no biting!

1226
00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:46,253
- [Baby Bear exclaiming]
- You're the smash, I'm the grab.

1227
00:59:46,336 --> 00:59:47,921
I hold the map. You got it?

1228
00:59:48,005 --> 00:59:49,548
[strained] Okay! [grunts]

1229
00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:54,136
[Goldilocks]
"To find your wish, adjust your view.

1230
00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:57,014
What you seek
may be right in front of you."

1231
00:59:57,097 --> 01:00:00,726
Well, that's a load of rubbish.
What's that supposed to mean? [gasps]

1232
01:00:01,351 --> 01:00:02,936
[Baby Bear] Right in front of us!

1233
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,855
[Mama Bear]
It looks like our cabin back home.

1234
01:00:04,938 --> 01:00:07,649
[Goldilocks] You really think our cabin
is in the middle of the Dark Forest?

1235
01:00:07,733 --> 01:00:10,402
Baby, give it the old sniff test.

1236
01:00:11,403 --> 01:00:12,404
Something's cooking.

1237
01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:14,448
- [Papa Bear, Baby Bear chuckle]
- No.

1238
01:00:14,531 --> 01:00:16,658
- [bears laughing]
- [Goldilocks] Do not open that door.

1239
01:00:16,742 --> 01:00:18,785
- [Mama Bear gasps]
- We are home! Hello, door.

1240
01:00:18,869 --> 01:00:20,204
No, don't go inside… Ugh!

1241
01:00:20,287 --> 01:00:21,872
Maybe just a quick pop in.

1242
01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:24,124
- Hello, chairs.
- What say we hibernate?

1243
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:25,709
Hello, honey.

1244
01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,878
Hello, my old friend.

1245
01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:32,466
I have missed you so… [snores]

1246
01:00:32,549 --> 01:00:34,885
Look, Goldi. Porridge. [sniffs]

1247
01:00:34,968 --> 01:00:37,137
And it's made just the way you like it.

1248
01:00:37,221 --> 01:00:39,223
No matter how you make it,
she doesn't like it.

1249
01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:40,516
Stop it! All of you.

1250
01:00:40,599 --> 01:00:42,768
Maybe our wishes have been granted.

1251
01:00:42,851 --> 01:00:45,103
Just stop! It's not our wish granted.

1252
01:00:45,187 --> 01:00:46,939
- It's an obstacle.
- [yawns]

1253
01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:49,191
[Goldilocks]
It's the forest playing tricks.

1254
01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:51,693
This isn't real. None of this is…

1255
01:01:01,537 --> 01:01:02,538
[Mama Bear] Ah!

1256
01:01:02,621 --> 01:01:04,498
That was your favorite book.

1257
01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:07,167
You used to stare at it for hours.

1258
01:01:12,965 --> 01:01:15,801
[humming]

1259
01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:16,885
[gasps]

1260
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,639
[laughing]

1261
01:01:23,267 --> 01:01:25,644
[grunts] Too hard.

1262
01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:27,187
Whoop!

1263
01:01:27,271 --> 01:01:28,230
[chuckles]

1264
01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:29,731
Too soft.

1265
01:01:29,815 --> 01:01:32,317
[grunting]

1266
01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:37,573
Just right.

1267
01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:40,033
Oh, this was it.

1268
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:41,326
What was it, Mama?

1269
01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:42,953
The day a little orphan girl

1270
01:01:43,036 --> 01:01:45,998
broke into our cabin and stole our hearts.

1271
01:01:46,081 --> 01:01:48,292
[exclaims, grunts]

1272
01:01:50,544 --> 01:01:53,922
The day when our world became just right.

1273
01:01:58,093 --> 01:01:59,428
[Perro] How's it going?

1274
01:01:59,511 --> 01:02:01,263
Can you see anything up there?

1275
01:02:01,346 --> 01:02:03,432
Not yet, <i>Perrito</i>… [exclaims]

1276
01:02:03,515 --> 01:02:04,766
You okay?

1277
01:02:04,850 --> 01:02:06,560
<i>Sí</i>, I am good.

1278
01:02:06,643 --> 01:02:07,895
So good.

1279
01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:08,937
[shouts, grunts]

1280
01:02:10,272 --> 01:02:11,231
[breathes heavily]

1281
01:02:12,316 --> 01:02:14,359
If you wanted to hold my hand,

1282
01:02:14,443 --> 01:02:16,195
all you had to do is ask.

1283
01:02:16,278 --> 01:02:21,033
Uh… Just feel free to pull me up
whenever you get a chance.

1284
01:02:21,116 --> 01:02:26,079
Oh, I was just remembering
the last time I offered you my hand.

1285
01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:28,749
Only, that time,
I believe you had cold feet.

1286
01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,668
[chuckles]

1287
01:02:36,173 --> 01:02:37,299
Kitty…

1288
01:02:39,176 --> 01:02:40,594
[sighs]

1289
01:02:40,677 --> 01:02:42,137
About that day,

1290
01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:45,849
Puss in Boots
is not supposed to be afraid.

1291
01:02:45,933 --> 01:02:50,020
But outside that church
in Santa Coloma… [stammers]

1292
01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:54,900
…that was the first time I ever felt fear.

1293
01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:58,153
So, I ran.

1294
01:02:59,571 --> 01:03:02,407
It was a mistake, Kitty.

1295
01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:03,909
It's okay.

1296
01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:06,203
- No, no. It was cowardly.
- It's okay.

1297
01:03:06,286 --> 01:03:08,288
- You alone at the altar.
- Puss.

1298
01:03:08,372 --> 01:03:10,415
In your beautiful poofy wedding dress.

1299
01:03:10,499 --> 01:03:12,626
Puss! It's okay.

1300
01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:14,962
I didn't show up either.

1301
01:03:16,004 --> 01:03:17,005
Wait, what?

1302
01:03:17,589 --> 01:03:19,299
What do you mean, you didn't show up?

1303
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:23,470
Well, I knew I could never compete
with your one true love.

1304
01:03:23,554 --> 01:03:25,389
- Who?
- Yourself.

1305
01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:26,557
The legend.

1306
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,641
Uh.

1307
01:03:27,724 --> 01:03:29,977
I wasn't gonna show up
for that guy.

1308
01:03:30,936 --> 01:03:34,481
But you don't seem like that guy anymore.

1309
01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:40,070
[Perro] Everything okay up there?

1310
01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,614
I'm giving you a thumbs up,
just so you know.

1311
01:03:42,698 --> 01:03:43,699
[Kitty] Puss.

1312
01:03:46,034 --> 01:03:47,035
Look.

1313
01:03:49,955 --> 01:03:51,123
What do you think, bug?

1314
01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:54,042
Do I wait for the cats to steal the map
and then kill them,

1315
01:03:54,126 --> 01:03:56,879
or do I just kill everybody all at once?

1316
01:03:56,962 --> 01:04:01,341
You know, I'm starting to think
you don't appreciate the value of a life.

1317
01:04:01,425 --> 01:04:04,219
What? No. I mean, I love these guys.

1318
01:04:04,303 --> 01:04:07,723
- [bakers exclaiming]
- Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface.

1319
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,518
There's good in all people.
There's good in all people.

1320
01:04:11,602 --> 01:04:14,396
You know, Jack,
maybe we need to dig a little deeper.

1321
01:04:14,479 --> 01:04:16,648
Tell me about your childhood.

1322
01:04:16,732 --> 01:04:18,442
Uh…

1323
01:04:18,525 --> 01:04:20,819
You know, I never had much as a kid.

1324
01:04:20,903 --> 01:04:22,321
Just loving parents

1325
01:04:22,404 --> 01:04:24,740
and stability and a mansion

1326
01:04:24,823 --> 01:04:28,410
and a thriving baked goods enterprise
for me to inherit.

1327
01:04:28,493 --> 01:04:30,204
Useless crap like that.

1328
01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:34,208
But once I get my wish,

1329
01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:38,128
I'll finally have the one thing
that will make me happy.

1330
01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:40,380
Oh, well, what's that?

1331
01:04:40,464 --> 01:04:44,051
All of the magic in the world. For me.

1332
01:04:44,134 --> 01:04:46,386
- [cackling]
- And no one else gets any.

1333
01:04:46,470 --> 01:04:47,971
Is that so much?

1334
01:04:48,055 --> 01:04:49,056
Yes!

1335
01:04:49,139 --> 01:04:51,683
Agree to disagree.
All right. Bring it over.

1336
01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:53,477
[bakers] No, no! No, no, no!

1337
01:04:54,645 --> 01:04:56,730
[bakers screaming]

1338
01:04:58,857 --> 01:05:00,234
Help!

1339
01:05:00,317 --> 01:05:03,111
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!

1340
01:05:03,195 --> 01:05:04,988
Well, you know what they say.

1341
01:05:05,072 --> 01:05:07,908
Can't bake a pie
without losing a dozen men.

1342
01:05:08,659 --> 01:05:10,702
Oh. Oh!

1343
01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:12,204
That was horrible.

1344
01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:13,872
Your wish is horrible.

1345
01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:15,082
You're horrible!

1346
01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:17,626
You're an irredeemable monster…

1347
01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:20,629
Oh! Oh!
What took you so long, idiot?

1348
01:05:20,712 --> 01:05:21,922
[screams]

1349
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,006
Ugh.

1350
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,591
You're not chatty, are you?

1351
01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:25,926
Mm-mmm.

1352
01:05:28,595 --> 01:05:31,098
Okay, you take the window,
I'll take the chimney.

1353
01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:33,433
- What do I take?
- You take it easy, <i>Perrito</i>.

1354
01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:35,394
We need you to stay here and…

1355
01:05:35,477 --> 01:05:37,187
- Guard our rear.
- Yeah, yeah.

1356
01:05:37,271 --> 01:05:39,773
On your six.
Got your rears eyeballed and covered.

1357
01:05:39,857 --> 01:05:40,858
Hands in, crew.

1358
01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:42,150
Ready?

1359
01:05:42,234 --> 01:05:44,111
Go, Team Friendship!

1360
01:05:44,194 --> 01:05:46,738
Team Friendship?
I did not agree to this.

1361
01:05:46,822 --> 01:05:48,532
Yeah, do better. Try harder.

1362
01:05:48,615 --> 01:05:50,325
No, just a placeholder name, you know.

1363
01:05:50,409 --> 01:05:52,286
I'll workshop it, okay? Go get 'em, tiger!

1364
01:05:52,369 --> 01:05:54,663
- Hey! Take it easy.
- [Kitty chuckles]

1365
01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:56,039
[snoring]

1366
01:05:56,957 --> 01:05:59,668
- Ready to get our wish back?
- "Our wish"?

1367
01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:02,921
Well, I've been thinking,
if you play your cards right,

1368
01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:05,591
maybe we could share the wish.

1369
01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:08,510
Share the wish?

1370
01:06:09,553 --> 01:06:11,180
[snores]

1371
01:06:15,225 --> 01:06:16,226
[snores]

1372
01:06:17,895 --> 01:06:18,979
[grunts]

1373
01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:23,775
- [exclaims]
- [sighs]

1374
01:06:27,404 --> 01:06:29,281
[gasps] It's gone!

1375
01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:31,742
Wake up. Someone's nicked the map.

1376
01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,702
What's all this?
What's all this bother about?

1377
01:06:33,785 --> 01:06:35,204
Oi! Did you not hear her?

1378
01:06:35,287 --> 01:06:36,705
The map is missing.

1379
01:06:36,788 --> 01:06:38,707
Somebody took it.

1380
01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:40,834
Hola.

1381
01:06:40,918 --> 01:06:43,754
Oi! You crimin' us?
When we just crimed you?

1382
01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,339
No. No crime-backs.

1383
01:06:45,422 --> 01:06:47,674
Oh, you're dead cat meat. [grunts]

1384
01:06:47,758 --> 01:06:49,885
Okay, okay. It's all… yours!

1385
01:06:51,136 --> 01:06:53,388
Nowhere to go, Softpaws.

1386
01:06:53,472 --> 01:06:56,016
Really? Let's see what the map has to say.

1387
01:06:58,268 --> 01:06:59,269
No!

1388
01:06:59,853 --> 01:07:00,979
Our cabin!

1389
01:07:01,063 --> 01:07:03,524
[Baby Bear] My honey! What the Dickens?

1390
01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:07,152
Oh, no, you don't. [shouts]

1391
01:07:11,615 --> 01:07:13,283
[gasps] Oh, no.

1392
01:07:17,829 --> 01:07:20,582
Oof! [grunting]

1393
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:22,543
- We're coming, Go…
- I'll get it. I'll get it.

1394
01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:24,086
- Get off me, ya big lump.
- Hold still!

1395
01:07:24,169 --> 01:07:25,587
I'm coming…

1396
01:07:25,671 --> 01:07:27,214
[Perro exclaims]

1397
01:07:27,297 --> 01:07:28,882
[Perro] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1398
01:07:29,675 --> 01:07:32,678
[Bears growling]

1399
01:07:32,761 --> 01:07:34,847
- Shall we dance? I'll lead.
- [Puss grunts]

1400
01:07:36,557 --> 01:07:37,933
[shouts] Too hot!

1401
01:07:40,644 --> 01:07:43,021
[shouts] Too cold! Brain freeze.

1402
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:51,029
- Oh! That is just right.
- [shouts]

1403
01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:05,586
Hey? What the…

1404
01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:21,475
No!

1405
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,020
[exclaiming]

1406
01:08:24,563 --> 01:08:25,522
[Goldilocks] Oi!

1407
01:08:26,314 --> 01:08:27,316
Forget something?

1408
01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,318
[Perro whimpering]

1409
01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:36,450
They got <i>Perrito</i>!

1410
01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:38,452
Don't worry,
we can track them with this.

1411
01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:41,496
{\an8}Wait, stop!

1412
01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,375
[Kitty screams]

1413
01:08:46,167 --> 01:08:47,252
[gasps]

1414
01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:48,795
Puss, watch out!

1415
01:08:50,546 --> 01:08:51,465
Kitty!

1416
01:08:51,548 --> 01:08:52,799
Puss!

1417
01:08:57,054 --> 01:08:58,555
Look.

1418
01:09:00,515 --> 01:09:02,809
There! There they are. Just out there.

1419
01:09:02,893 --> 01:09:04,895
You go get <i>Perrito</i>.
I'll find a way out of here.

1420
01:09:24,665 --> 01:09:25,916
[voice] Puss…

1421
01:09:33,631 --> 01:09:35,759
- Hey, good-lookin'!
- [screams]

1422
01:09:36,343 --> 01:09:38,428
Why so jumpy, <i>amigo</i>?

1423
01:09:38,511 --> 01:09:40,680
- What's happening?
- Hello, Puss.

1424
01:09:40,764 --> 01:09:41,932
Gazpacho?

1425
01:09:42,015 --> 01:09:43,767
Long time, no see.

1426
01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:46,270
- Always a pleasure to see me.
- [cat shrieks]

1427
01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:48,564
[sings in Spanish]

1428
01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:51,399
It's a proper party
now that all nine of us are here.

1429
01:09:51,483 --> 01:09:53,234
- [all apparitions] Yeah!
- [laughter]

1430
01:09:53,318 --> 01:09:54,444
You know what?

1431
01:09:55,028 --> 01:09:56,530
I love you guys.

1432
01:09:56,613 --> 01:09:59,366
So, you are my former lives?

1433
01:09:59,449 --> 01:10:01,827
Reflections of the good ol' days.

1434
01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:03,662
Okay.

1435
01:10:03,745 --> 01:10:05,205
Back when we were larger than life.

1436
01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:06,290
A legend!

1437
01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:07,374
We danced.

1438
01:10:07,457 --> 01:10:08,667
♪ <i>We sing!</i> ♪

1439
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:10,836
- We are strong.
- [all apparitions] Like the bull!

1440
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:13,839
[speaks Spanish]
You remember this one?

1441
01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:17,759
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1442
01:10:17,843 --> 01:10:22,556
[all apparitions]
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1443
01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:27,644
[Papa Bear]
Well, that's it. Game over, innit?

1444
01:10:27,728 --> 01:10:29,479
Them cats stole the stolen map we stole,

1445
01:10:29,563 --> 01:10:31,440
and we ended up with diddly-squat.
Nothing.

1446
01:10:31,523 --> 01:10:33,233
Or maybe,

1447
01:10:33,317 --> 01:10:35,485
we could be happy without a wish.

1448
01:10:35,569 --> 01:10:36,653
What are we doing?

1449
01:10:36,737 --> 01:10:38,113
They ain't coming back.

1450
01:10:38,197 --> 01:10:39,948
Goodbye, purple trousers.

1451
01:10:40,032 --> 01:10:42,326
Oh, they'll come back. For him.

1452
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,536
[Perro] You're darn tootin'.

1453
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:47,080
Puss and Kitty always rescue me
when I'm kidnapped,

1454
01:10:47,164 --> 01:10:48,540
which happens a lot.

1455
01:10:48,624 --> 01:10:50,542
'Cause we're a team.

1456
01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:52,419
- Oh, that's lovely.
- Yep.

1457
01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:53,879
Team Friendship.

1458
01:10:53,962 --> 01:10:55,839
Ugh! No! That is a crap name.

1459
01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,050
Well, we're... we're still workshopping it.

1460
01:10:58,133 --> 01:11:01,553
Oh, them cats ain't gonna risk their lives
for this daft little pup.

1461
01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:03,931
You're just sayin' that
because you want to eat him.

1462
01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,015
I do not.

1463
01:11:05,098 --> 01:11:07,768
I just wanna pet him with my teeth.

1464
01:11:07,851 --> 01:11:10,145
Stop thinking about your belly, Baby.

1465
01:11:10,229 --> 01:11:12,272
In fact, stop thinking, period.

1466
01:11:12,356 --> 01:11:14,149
You'll just hurt yourself, you muppet.

1467
01:11:14,233 --> 01:11:15,567
[laughs] Muppet.

1468
01:11:15,651 --> 01:11:20,072
And why would I listen
to a porridge-stealing orphan like you?

1469
01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:21,365
You're not even a bear.

1470
01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:22,449
Zing!

1471
01:11:22,533 --> 01:11:24,409
[laughs]
I'm more of a bear than you are.

1472
01:11:24,493 --> 01:11:26,328
She got you.

1473
01:11:26,411 --> 01:11:28,789
You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella.

1474
01:11:28,872 --> 01:11:31,750
- Oh!
- Well, that's rich, coming from you, Baby.

1475
01:11:31,834 --> 01:11:33,836
- 'Cause you know what you are?
- Wait for it.

1476
01:11:33,919 --> 01:11:35,546
You're a daft, fat,

1477
01:11:35,629 --> 01:11:38,048
slow-thinking,
no-reading, Lyme-diseased,

1478
01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:40,551
- flea-ridden dingleberry bear.
- Boom!

1479
01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:42,344
I haven't got dingleberries.

1480
01:11:42,427 --> 01:11:44,137
No, you do. You do have 'em.

1481
01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:45,472
- Dingleberries!
- Oi!

1482
01:11:45,556 --> 01:11:48,809
You shut up, you little mutt,
or I'll cut you from pooper to snooter!

1483
01:11:48,892 --> 01:11:49,977
[gasps]

1484
01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:51,979
I'm in the mix now! Okay!

1485
01:11:52,062 --> 01:11:53,313
Okay, here we go.

1486
01:11:53,397 --> 01:11:55,649
You're all a bunch of knuckle-dragging,

1487
01:11:55,732 --> 01:11:57,568
honey-scrounging, grub [bleep]

1488
01:11:57,651 --> 01:11:59,611
oafish [bleep] [bleep] munchin',

1489
01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:02,322
mangy [bleep] nugget [bleep]

1490
01:12:02,406 --> 01:12:03,615
and your snooter!

1491
01:12:03,699 --> 01:12:05,284
[laughing]

1492
01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:07,536
[laughs] I like the cut of his jib.

1493
01:12:07,619 --> 01:12:09,705
Ah! This is great.

1494
01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:14,168
Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin'
and poopin' and snootin'. [chuckles]

1495
01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:16,253
Oh, I wish I had a family like this.

1496
01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:19,798
[sighs] Speaking from one orphan
to another, Goldi,

1497
01:12:19,882 --> 01:12:22,134
you won the orphan lottery.

1498
01:12:23,844 --> 01:12:25,637
I like his jib as well.

1499
01:12:25,721 --> 01:12:27,306
- Let's keep him. [gasps]
- What?

1500
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:29,725
{\an8}[Baby Bear] Hmm? Where'd he go?

1501
01:12:29,808 --> 01:12:31,185
No! We said no crime-backs.

1502
01:12:31,268 --> 01:12:32,227
No, Baby, wait!

1503
01:12:33,812 --> 01:12:35,856
Ow! Not the bees!

1504
01:12:35,939 --> 01:12:40,027
♪ <i>The legend will never die!</i> ♪

1505
01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:41,236
[Puss vocalizes]

1506
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:42,738
- Bravo!
- [laughing]

1507
01:12:42,821 --> 01:12:43,989
One more number.

1508
01:12:44,698 --> 01:12:46,325
No, no, sorry, fellas.

1509
01:12:46,408 --> 01:12:48,076
This has been fun, eh?

1510
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,454
Yeah. But could you tell me
how to get out of here?

1511
01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:52,289
I've got to get back to Dog and Kitty.

1512
01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,665
[music starts, stops]

1513
01:12:53,749 --> 01:12:55,709
Whoa!
I thought you were going to get the wish.

1514
01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,628
You got the map. You don't need them.

1515
01:12:57,711 --> 01:12:59,546
Yeah, get those lives back.

1516
01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:01,340
Become the legend again.

1517
01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:02,925
Town to town.

1518
01:13:03,008 --> 01:13:04,426
[crowd cheering] Puss in Boots!

1519
01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:06,220
- Puss in Boots!
- Party to party.

1520
01:13:06,303 --> 01:13:08,347
[cheering, laughing]

1521
01:13:09,014 --> 01:13:11,141
Puss in Boots walks alone.

1522
01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:16,355
<i>Yeah,</i>

1523
01:13:16,438 --> 01:13:19,107
Puss in Boots walks alone.

1524
01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:25,739
Was the legend so big,
there was no room for anyone else?

1525
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,995
The legend is still big, <i>gato.</i>

1526
01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:33,497
It's you that got small.

1527
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:35,165
Yeah, you changed, man.

1528
01:13:35,249 --> 01:13:37,751
I hear he's best friends with a dog now.

1529
01:13:37,835 --> 01:13:40,546
And he doesn't even have a sword.
[laughs]

1530
01:13:40,629 --> 01:13:41,713
Some hero.

1531
01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:43,215
You've become a scaredy-cat.

1532
01:13:43,298 --> 01:13:45,217
We should call him Wuss in Boots.

1533
01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:47,719
No, no. No. Didn't you hear?

1534
01:13:47,803 --> 01:13:49,471
His new name is Pickles.

1535
01:13:49,555 --> 01:13:51,306
- So lame.
- [laughing]

1536
01:13:51,390 --> 01:13:53,600
Where's your litter box, Pickles?

1537
01:13:53,684 --> 01:13:55,686
You know what? You guys are jerks.

1538
01:13:55,769 --> 01:13:57,813
Which is very conflicting for me.

1539
01:13:57,896 --> 01:13:59,982
I'll find my own way out. <i>Adios</i>!

1540
01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:01,817
Oh! You think
you're better than us?

1541
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,987
Without us,
you will always live a life of…

1542
01:14:05,070 --> 01:14:06,905
Fear.

1543
01:14:06,989 --> 01:14:08,073
You!

1544
01:14:08,156 --> 01:14:11,326
I do love the smell of fear. [sniffs]

1545
01:14:11,410 --> 01:14:14,621
- It's intoxicating.
- [hiccups] It is?

1546
01:14:14,705 --> 01:14:17,875
Sorry to crash the party
with your past lives,

1547
01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:20,836
or your past deaths,
as I like to call 'em.

1548
01:14:20,919 --> 01:14:21,753
[spits]

1549
01:14:22,963 --> 01:14:26,550
I was there to witness all of them.
[echoing]

1550
01:14:26,633 --> 01:14:30,179
Each frivolous end.

1551
01:14:31,305 --> 01:14:34,766
But you didn't even notice me

1552
01:14:34,850 --> 01:14:40,189
because Puss in Boots laughs
in the face of death, right?

1553
01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,401
But you're not laughing now.

1554
01:14:44,484 --> 01:14:45,402
[shouts]

1555
01:14:46,069 --> 01:14:49,198
You are no bounty hunter. You are…

1556
01:14:49,281 --> 01:14:50,657
Death.

1557
01:14:53,827 --> 01:14:56,455
And I don't mean it metaphorically,
or rhetorically,

1558
01:14:56,538 --> 01:14:58,332
or poetically, or theoretically,

1559
01:14:58,415 --> 01:15:01,210
or in any other fancy way.

1560
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:02,753
I'm Death,

1561
01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:04,588
straight up.

1562
01:15:04,671 --> 01:15:07,466
And I've come for you, Puss in Boots.

1563
01:15:07,549 --> 01:15:09,384
But I'm still alive.

1564
01:15:09,468 --> 01:15:11,720
[chuckles] You know… [inhales]

1565
01:15:11,803 --> 01:15:13,347
…I'm not a cat person.

1566
01:15:13,430 --> 01:15:18,268
I find the very idea of nine lives absurd.

1567
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:21,563
And you didn't value any of them.

1568
01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:24,441
So, why don't I do us both a favor

1569
01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:27,194
and take this last one now?

1570
01:15:27,277 --> 01:15:28,695
That's cheating!

1571
01:15:28,779 --> 01:15:30,697
Shh. Don't tell.

1572
01:15:30,781 --> 01:15:32,866
Run, Puss in Boots! Make the wish!

1573
01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:33,951
[exclaims]

1574
01:15:34,034 --> 01:15:35,869
Go ahead. Run for it.

1575
01:15:35,953 --> 01:15:38,789
Makes it more fun for me. [snarls]

1576
01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:43,585
[panting]

1577
01:15:44,336 --> 01:15:46,255
- [Death] <i>Run.
</i>- [panting]

1578
01:15:47,881 --> 01:15:50,092
[Death cackling] <i>Run.</i>

1579
01:15:52,553 --> 01:15:53,846
- <i>Run.
</i>- [exclaims]

1580
01:15:55,097 --> 01:15:56,098
<i>Run.</i>

1581
01:15:56,849 --> 01:15:59,268
- [Death cackles]
- <i>Run.</i>

1582
01:16:01,311 --> 01:16:02,354
Hey, Puss!

1583
01:16:02,437 --> 01:16:03,856
[Death] Run.

1584
01:16:03,939 --> 01:16:05,774
Puss! Puss, we're here.

1585
01:16:05,858 --> 01:16:08,068
[panting]

1586
01:16:08,151 --> 01:16:11,154
- [panting]
- [Perro] Where's he going?

1587
01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:13,866
[breathes heavily]

1588
01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:23,792
[panting]

1589
01:16:23,876 --> 01:16:24,877
[Death] <i>Run.</i>

1590
01:16:26,795 --> 01:16:27,796
<i>Run.</i>

1591
01:17:16,178 --> 01:17:19,389
[Goldilocks] That's the third time
we've passed that same rock, Baby.

1592
01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:20,474
[Papa Bear] Oh, not again!

1593
01:17:20,557 --> 01:17:23,018
What do you want me to do?
I've lost the scent.

1594
01:17:23,101 --> 01:17:25,312
[Goldilocks] You only have one job.

1595
01:17:25,395 --> 01:17:28,565
The one thing that
makes you mildly useful is your nose,

1596
01:17:28,649 --> 01:17:31,360
- and apparently you can't even use that.
- [Mama Bear] Goldi.

1597
01:17:31,443 --> 01:17:33,946
I'm starting to think this wish
isn't what you promised us.

1598
01:17:34,029 --> 01:17:35,489
- Leave off, Baby.
- So what is it?

1599
01:17:35,572 --> 01:17:37,616
Eh? What's your "just right"?

1600
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,451
What's so blasted important

1601
01:17:39,535 --> 01:17:41,870
that you've got us stranded
in this haunted forest?

1602
01:17:41,954 --> 01:17:45,374
I'm getting a family! That's what.
A proper family.

1603
01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:48,335
Then everything will be just right.

1604
01:17:51,547 --> 01:17:55,425
Your "just right" is getting rid of us?

1605
01:17:56,468 --> 01:17:59,680
Well, I guess some people just
stick around until the porridge is gone.

1606
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:00,764
Eh, Goldi?

1607
01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:05,561
Come on.

1608
01:18:05,644 --> 01:18:08,146
You didn't think I would actually stay?

1609
01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:10,190
I'm not a bear.

1610
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,570
[rumbles]

1611
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:22,119
I was always afraid
it was too good to last.

1612
01:18:23,453 --> 01:18:25,205
And whether you think
we're your family or not,

1613
01:18:26,081 --> 01:18:29,042
if this is something
that will make you happy,

1614
01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,836
we'll get you that wish.

1615
01:18:31,628 --> 01:18:32,629
Come on, boys.

1616
01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:44,141
- [glass shatters]
- Oh-ho-ho! What a good boy am I.

1617
01:18:53,066 --> 01:18:55,319
"Star light, star bright,

1618
01:18:55,402 --> 01:18:57,946
first star I see tonight.

1619
01:18:58,030 --> 01:18:59,031
I wish…"

1620
01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:00,908
I can't believe I fell for it again.

1621
01:19:00,991 --> 01:19:03,619
Kitty, you don't understand.

1622
01:19:03,702 --> 01:19:04,745
Don't understand what?

1623
01:19:04,828 --> 01:19:07,039
That you've been playing me
this whole time?

1624
01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:08,749
I need this wish.

1625
01:19:08,832 --> 01:19:11,418
Oh, yeah? You wanna know
what my wish was?

1626
01:19:12,336 --> 01:19:15,047
Someone, anyone I could trust.

1627
01:19:15,130 --> 01:19:16,715
Hey. [gasps]

1628
01:19:16,798 --> 01:19:19,510
In my whole life, I've never had that.

1629
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:24,223
But I thought I finally found
that someone without a wish.

1630
01:19:25,807 --> 01:19:26,934
I thought it was you.

1631
01:19:28,477 --> 01:19:30,145
But you're still running.

1632
01:19:30,229 --> 01:19:32,940
Still the same old Puss in Boots.

1633
01:19:33,023 --> 01:19:35,526
But I'm not! I'm not Puss in Boots.

1634
01:19:35,609 --> 01:19:38,779
I'm... I am on my last life.

1635
01:19:39,738 --> 01:19:41,532
I need to get my lives back.

1636
01:19:41,615 --> 01:19:44,701
Without them, I'm not… I am not…

1637
01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:46,119
What? The legend?

1638
01:19:47,829 --> 01:19:49,665
[chuckles]

1639
01:19:49,748 --> 01:19:52,334
I still can't compete
with your one true love.

1640
01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,379
Go on. Get your lives back…

1641
01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:56,463
[gasps]

1642
01:19:57,256 --> 01:19:59,049
Just keep them out of mine.

1643
01:20:01,260 --> 01:20:03,345
[whimpering]

1644
01:20:04,012 --> 01:20:05,931
Kitty, Death is after me!

1645
01:20:06,014 --> 01:20:07,182
What?

1646
01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:09,393
I've been called a lot of things,

1647
01:20:10,018 --> 01:20:11,520
but never "Death."

1648
01:20:11,603 --> 01:20:14,106
I like it. That's my wish!

1649
01:20:14,189 --> 01:20:15,190
Oi!

1650
01:20:15,732 --> 01:20:17,693
That's Goldi's wish.

1651
01:20:19,736 --> 01:20:20,571
[growls]

1652
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,239
[growls]

1653
01:20:38,046 --> 01:20:38,881
[growls]

1654
01:20:39,923 --> 01:20:40,883
[growls]

1655
01:20:44,261 --> 01:20:45,262
[shouts]

1656
01:20:45,345 --> 01:20:46,722
[growls]

1657
01:20:46,805 --> 01:20:48,056
[shouting]

1658
01:20:53,854 --> 01:20:54,855
[Papa Bear] Grab it!

1659
01:20:56,356 --> 01:20:57,983
[Big Jack Horner] Move! Out of my way!

1660
01:20:58,066 --> 01:20:59,276
I've got it! I've got it!

1661
01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:00,360
Don't got it!

1662
01:21:00,444 --> 01:21:02,112
[grunting]

1663
01:21:02,196 --> 01:21:03,488
[Big Jack Horner] That's mine!

1664
01:21:03,572 --> 01:21:05,782
[rumbling]

1665
01:21:08,869 --> 01:21:09,786
[grunts]

1666
01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:11,163
Bang, bang, bang!

1667
01:21:11,246 --> 01:21:13,290
[grunting]

1668
01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:15,417
Oh, come on! You walked into that one.

1669
01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:17,836
[grunting]

1670
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,880
Mr. Horner, I need your help!

1671
01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:23,717
Duly noted, but a little busy
at the moment. Pew, pew!

1672
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,385
Mr. Horner!

1673
01:21:33,852 --> 01:21:34,895
- [Kitty shrieks]
- Ooh!

1674
01:21:34,978 --> 01:21:37,773
Ha-ha! It's bear season!

1675
01:21:37,856 --> 01:21:38,857
[grunts]

1676
01:21:38,941 --> 01:21:41,151
Oi! I'm gonna bust you up, plum-thumb,

1677
01:21:41,235 --> 01:21:43,070
and then I'm gonna wear your clothes!

1678
01:21:43,153 --> 01:21:44,363
That was weird.

1679
01:21:44,446 --> 01:21:47,241
- [Baby Bear shouts]
- [Big Jack Horner laughs]

1680
01:21:47,324 --> 01:21:48,951
No, no, no! No, no, no, no!

1681
01:21:49,034 --> 01:21:50,118
- Baby!
- Mama, help!

1682
01:21:50,202 --> 01:21:51,161
I got you!

1683
01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:52,246
- Papa!
- Son!

1684
01:21:52,329 --> 01:21:53,997
I'm coming! I got you.

1685
01:21:54,081 --> 01:21:54,915
Help!

1686
01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:57,793
- Hold on!
- Something's happening!

1687
01:21:57,876 --> 01:21:59,044
Help me!

1688
01:22:01,004 --> 01:22:02,756
No, no, no!

1689
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,550
Hang on, son!

1690
01:22:04,633 --> 01:22:07,094
I can't stop it!

1691
01:22:07,177 --> 01:22:10,681
Mama, I'm slipping! I'm slipping!

1692
01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:13,141
[screams]

1693
01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:16,687
Like I told you, Baby,

1694
01:22:16,770 --> 01:22:18,730
you're the smash, I'm the grab.

1695
01:22:18,814 --> 01:22:20,649
Yes! Yes!

1696
01:22:20,732 --> 01:22:22,150
[grunts]

1697
01:22:23,694 --> 01:22:25,279
- [chuckles]
- [Puss] No!

1698
01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,530
[grunting]

1699
01:22:26,613 --> 01:22:28,031
[cackles]

1700
01:22:28,949 --> 01:22:30,868
[grunting]

1701
01:22:30,951 --> 01:22:35,122
Hey, Softpaws.
How do you like these apples?

1702
01:22:35,205 --> 01:22:37,291
Die! Blow up already!

1703
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:40,294
- Soft paws!
- [groans]

1704
01:22:40,377 --> 01:22:41,295
[shouts]

1705
01:22:42,838 --> 01:22:44,298
Okay, okay, you know,

1706
01:22:44,381 --> 01:22:47,885
maybe it's time to bury the hatchet!

1707
01:22:47,968 --> 01:22:49,219
- [Kitty grunts]
- [babbles]

1708
01:22:49,303 --> 01:22:53,640
Oh, I shouldn't have telegraphed it!

1709
01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:55,851
[yips]

1710
01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:04,151
Yeah. I don't know what to do with this.

1711
01:23:04,860 --> 01:23:07,613
But if you think you need those lives…

1712
01:23:07,696 --> 01:23:09,072
Thank you, <i>Perrito</i>.

1713
01:23:10,032 --> 01:23:12,868
You know, I've only ever had one life,

1714
01:23:12,951 --> 01:23:15,495
but sharing it with you and Kitty

1715
01:23:15,579 --> 01:23:17,706
has made it pretty special.

1716
01:23:17,789 --> 01:23:20,959
Maybe one life is enough.

1717
01:23:26,006 --> 01:23:29,092
- [whistling]
- [gasps]

1718
01:23:29,176 --> 01:23:30,052
- Huh?
- What is that?

1719
01:23:33,514 --> 01:23:37,559
[whistling continues]

1720
01:23:37,643 --> 01:23:38,685
Who's that?

1721
01:23:40,646 --> 01:23:42,022
He's here for me.

1722
01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:49,530
[Kitty] Puss!

1723
01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,786
I've enjoyed the chase, <i>gato</i>.

1724
01:23:56,495 --> 01:23:58,997
But I think we've reached the end now,
you and I.

1725
01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:03,544
{\an8}You gonna take the coward's way out?

1726
01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:05,838
Run away to more lives?

1727
01:24:07,381 --> 01:24:08,423
Or are you gonna fight?

1728
01:24:10,801 --> 01:24:12,761
[heart pounding]

1729
01:24:14,096 --> 01:24:15,305
Pick it up.

1730
01:24:16,974 --> 01:24:18,517
Go on. Pick it up.

1731
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:21,144
[heartbeat accelerating]

1732
01:24:25,399 --> 01:24:27,985
[heartbeat calms]

1733
01:24:36,285 --> 01:24:37,536
[Death] What's the matter?

1734
01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:40,205
Lives flashing before your eyes?

1735
01:24:40,789 --> 01:24:43,041
No. Just one.

1736
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:45,210
I'm done running.

1737
01:24:50,048 --> 01:24:52,259
Fear me, if you dare.

1738
01:24:53,343 --> 01:24:55,804
[chuckles] This is gonna be fun.

1739
01:24:58,182 --> 01:24:59,183
[exclaims]

1740
01:25:04,605 --> 01:25:05,814
[exclaims]

1741
01:25:05,898 --> 01:25:07,191
Yah!

1742
01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:13,322
[strains]

1743
01:25:15,824 --> 01:25:18,827
<i>Bien. Muy bien.</i>

1744
01:25:36,220 --> 01:25:39,681
[clicking tongue]
You really gotta stop losing that.

1745
01:25:41,892 --> 01:25:43,393
[gasps]

1746
01:25:53,695 --> 01:25:56,156
Say hello to my <i>gatito</i> blade.

1747
01:25:57,574 --> 01:25:58,992
[shouting]

1748
01:26:01,203 --> 01:26:02,204
Come on!

1749
01:26:03,497 --> 01:26:04,790
Huh?

1750
01:26:22,516 --> 01:26:23,642
Pick it up.

1751
01:26:26,311 --> 01:26:28,605
I know I can never defeat you, <i>lobo</i>,

1752
01:26:28,689 --> 01:26:31,525
but I will never stop fighting
for this life.

1753
01:26:32,317 --> 01:26:33,610
[growls]

1754
01:26:42,995 --> 01:26:44,663
[snarling]

1755
01:26:51,086 --> 01:26:52,754
[grunting]

1756
01:26:52,838 --> 01:26:56,258
[shouting in Spanish]

1757
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:57,342
[exclaims]

1758
01:26:57,426 --> 01:26:59,303
You're ruining this for me.

1759
01:26:59,386 --> 01:27:02,848
I came here for an arrogant, little legend

1760
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:05,017
who thought he was immortal.

1761
01:27:07,227 --> 01:27:09,479
[sighs] But I don't see him anymore.

1762
01:27:09,563 --> 01:27:11,481
[exhales]

1763
01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:17,362
Live your life, Puss in Boots.
Live it well.

1764
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:24,119
You know we will meet again, right?

1765
01:27:24,828 --> 01:27:26,955
[speaks Spanish]

1766
01:27:27,956 --> 01:27:33,128
[whistling]

1767
01:27:36,131 --> 01:27:37,799
[whimpers]

1768
01:27:38,884 --> 01:27:39,885
[chuckles]

1769
01:27:39,968 --> 01:27:42,679
You know, when you
said Death was after you,

1770
01:27:42,763 --> 01:27:45,349
I thought you were
just being melodramatic.

1771
01:27:46,642 --> 01:27:47,726
The wish is yours.

1772
01:27:48,602 --> 01:27:50,771
You deserve someone you can trust.

1773
01:27:56,068 --> 01:27:58,904
I don't need it.
I've got what I wished for.

1774
01:27:58,987 --> 01:28:00,572
No magic required.

1775
01:28:03,909 --> 01:28:05,744
[rumbling]

1776
01:28:05,827 --> 01:28:09,498
[grunting]

1777
01:28:09,581 --> 01:28:11,250
[burps]

1778
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:14,378
[Big Jack Horner] Ah. Magic snacks.

1779
01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:17,631
- [gasps]
- [Big Jack Horner laughing]

1780
01:28:19,591 --> 01:28:22,219
- [Perro whimpers]
- Holy <i>frijoles</i>.

1781
01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:24,847
I was worried for a second
I would come out naked,

1782
01:28:24,930 --> 01:28:27,474
but my clothes grew too! Cool.

1783
01:28:28,225 --> 01:28:29,726
- [grunting]
- Thank you.

1784
01:28:29,810 --> 01:28:31,812
[exclaiming]

1785
01:28:31,895 --> 01:28:33,313
Gotcha!

1786
01:28:33,397 --> 01:28:35,232
The last wish.

1787
01:28:35,732 --> 01:28:37,693
It's mine!

1788
01:28:38,527 --> 01:28:39,862
"Star light,

1789
01:28:39,945 --> 01:28:40,988
star bright,

1790
01:28:41,071 --> 01:28:43,824
first star I see tonight.

1791
01:28:43,907 --> 01:28:44,783
[Puss] <i>Perrito!</i>

1792
01:28:44,867 --> 01:28:48,120
I wish I may, I wish I might

1793
01:28:48,203 --> 01:28:50,122
- have this wish…"
- [Perro] <i>Señor</i> Horner!

1794
01:28:51,039 --> 01:28:53,792
Please don't make that wish. Please.

1795
01:28:55,043 --> 01:28:56,420
Please.

1796
01:28:56,503 --> 01:28:57,546
What are you doing?

1797
01:28:57,629 --> 01:28:59,840
Please.

1798
01:28:59,923 --> 01:29:01,842
Seriously, are you having a hernia
or something?

1799
01:29:01,925 --> 01:29:05,637
Pretty… [straining] …please.

1800
01:29:08,056 --> 01:29:10,893
They're such pools of vulnerability.

1801
01:29:12,811 --> 01:29:15,147
It's so cute

1802
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:17,316
how you think that would work on me.

1803
01:29:17,399 --> 01:29:19,276
Don't you know I'm dead inside?

1804
01:29:19,359 --> 01:29:21,069
By the way, your nose is bleeding.

1805
01:29:21,153 --> 01:29:22,321
Oh.

1806
01:29:22,404 --> 01:29:26,241
I was just buying some time
for Team Friendship.

1807
01:29:27,910 --> 01:29:29,161
Team what?

1808
01:29:29,244 --> 01:29:31,538
[shouting]

1809
01:29:37,002 --> 01:29:37,961
[gasps]

1810
01:29:38,045 --> 01:29:40,047
{\an8}[both] Spanish Splinter!

1811
01:29:40,130 --> 01:29:41,590
Ow!

1812
01:29:41,673 --> 01:29:44,343
[Big Jack Horner exclaiming]

1813
01:29:45,594 --> 01:29:47,012
Hey!

1814
01:29:51,558 --> 01:29:53,185
What have you done?

1815
01:29:53,769 --> 01:29:54,811
No!

1816
01:29:54,895 --> 01:29:56,647
The map. My wish.

1817
01:29:56,730 --> 01:29:57,689
[Mama Bear] Go, go, go!

1818
01:30:02,194 --> 01:30:05,948
It's mine. [laughing] Huh?

1819
01:30:06,031 --> 01:30:08,408
[stammers] You looking for something?

1820
01:30:08,492 --> 01:30:10,953
Consider this my resignation, mister.

1821
01:30:11,036 --> 01:30:12,454
[phoenix caws]

1822
01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:14,915
Wha...

1823
01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:18,585
What did I do to deserve this?

1824
01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:23,799
I mean, what specifically?

1825
01:30:30,806 --> 01:30:33,100
[all exclaiming]

1826
01:30:33,183 --> 01:30:34,184
[Mama Bear] Gorgeous.

1827
01:30:36,186 --> 01:30:40,107
I hate to say it,
but should we make a wish?

1828
01:30:40,190 --> 01:30:43,944
Kitty, one life spent with you

1829
01:30:44,027 --> 01:30:46,029
is all that I could wish for.

1830
01:30:56,790 --> 01:30:58,709
[Baby Bear] You saved my life, sis.

1831
01:30:59,293 --> 01:31:01,336
You was gonna make the wish
but you didn't make the wish

1832
01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:03,005
'cause you wanted to save your family…

1833
01:31:03,088 --> 01:31:04,923
- [Goldilocks shushing]
- …and I was really scared. And then…

1834
01:31:05,007 --> 01:31:07,634
- Oi, don't get so blubbery about it.
- [Baby Bear crying]

1835
01:31:07,718 --> 01:31:09,678
Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?

1836
01:31:09,761 --> 01:31:12,389
I'm sorry you didn't get your wish,
Goldi-love.

1837
01:31:12,472 --> 01:31:14,975
But I did, Mama. I did get my wish.

1838
01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:17,102
Everything

1839
01:31:17,603 --> 01:31:19,229
is just right.

1840
01:31:20,814 --> 01:31:22,983
Oh! Now you've made me cry.

1841
01:31:23,066 --> 01:31:24,526
[Papa Bear] Oh!

1842
01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:27,321
Now, what say we all go home
and hibernate?

1843
01:31:27,404 --> 01:31:29,990
Goldi, you are a chip off the old block,
you are.

1844
01:31:30,073 --> 01:31:31,575
Well, what can I say?

1845
01:31:32,701 --> 01:31:34,411
I won the orphan lottery.

1846
01:31:35,579 --> 01:31:37,247
Softpaws. Boots.

1847
01:31:37,331 --> 01:31:38,790
- Goldi.
- Bears.

1848
01:31:38,874 --> 01:31:41,877
Hey, Baby,
you got any ideas for our next job?

1849
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:43,754
Oh! Remember that pie factory?

1850
01:31:43,837 --> 01:31:47,591
I suspect that they might be experiencing
a leadership vacuum.

1851
01:31:47,674 --> 01:31:50,677
Oh, family business!
Oh, how exciting!

1852
01:31:50,761 --> 01:31:54,473
Now's a good time
to talk about ethical business practices.

1853
01:31:54,556 --> 01:31:55,432
[screams]

1854
01:31:55,516 --> 01:31:58,519
There's a talking cockroach on my nose.
Get it off! Get it off!

1855
01:31:58,602 --> 01:31:59,895
[Goldilocks] Hold still.

1856
01:31:59,978 --> 01:32:01,063
[bug] Wait just a second.

1857
01:32:01,146 --> 01:32:02,940
[bug exclaims] Hey! Hang on!

1858
01:32:03,023 --> 01:32:06,401
Hey, <i>Perrito</i>. About that name.
Let's pick one out for you.

1859
01:32:06,485 --> 01:32:09,613
- Yeah. Oh, what about Chiquito?
- [Perro] Mmm…

1860
01:32:09,696 --> 01:32:12,991
Chomper! What do you think, <i>Perrito</i>?
Chomper, no?

1861
01:32:13,075 --> 01:32:16,453
I got it, I got it. How about Jeff?

1862
01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:17,579
- Jeff?
- Yeah.

1863
01:32:17,663 --> 01:32:19,164
He doesn't have a Jeff's face.

1864
01:32:19,248 --> 01:32:20,290
[chuckles]

1865
01:32:20,374 --> 01:32:24,253
You know, if it's the same to you,
I think I'll just stick with Perrito.

1866
01:32:24,336 --> 01:32:27,714
I kinda like it,
since that's what my friends call me.

1867
01:32:27,798 --> 01:32:29,883
Then Perrito it shall be.

1868
01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:30,843
[chuckles]

1869
01:32:32,010 --> 01:32:34,346
[Puss] You know, to be honest,
Chomper is pretty good.

1870
01:32:34,429 --> 01:32:35,639
[Perrito] Yeah, but no.

1871
01:32:35,722 --> 01:32:38,767
[Puss]
Well, we'll keep workshopping it. [laughs]

1872
01:32:51,321 --> 01:32:54,408
[Governor]
I want this vacation to be perfect!

1873
01:32:54,491 --> 01:32:56,702
Did you remember to pack my captain's hat?

1874
01:32:56,785 --> 01:32:59,746
Yes, Governor. And your captain's shoes,
your captain's coat

1875
01:32:59,830 --> 01:33:01,248
and your captain's pajamas.

1876
01:33:01,331 --> 01:33:04,960
And what about… My boat!

1877
01:33:05,043 --> 01:33:06,837
Puss in Boots!

1878
01:33:10,716 --> 01:33:13,093
[panting]

1879
01:33:13,177 --> 01:33:14,261
[Puss] <i>Perrito</i>.

1880
01:33:14,344 --> 01:33:17,181
Team Friendship?
We did not agree to this.

1881
01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:19,641
Yeah, it makes us look ridiculous.

1882
01:33:19,725 --> 01:33:21,185
Too late now. It's official.

1883
01:33:21,268 --> 01:33:22,895
- [seagull squawking]
- Seagull!

1884
01:33:22,978 --> 01:33:24,605
[exclaiming]

1885
01:33:24,688 --> 01:33:27,274
Steady as she goes, Perrito.

1886
01:33:27,858 --> 01:33:28,901
Dokey doke.

1887
01:33:28,984 --> 01:33:30,319
Where are we headed anyways?

1888
01:33:30,903 --> 01:33:36,325
Off to find new adventures,
and to see some old friends.

1889
01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:46,960
["La Vida Es Una" playing]

1890
01:33:47,044 --> 01:33:50,756
[singing in Spanish]

1891
01:36:20,239 --> 01:36:23,075
[Puss] <i>Welcome to my fiesta!</i>

1892
01:36:27,996 --> 01:36:32,292
<i>Puss in Boots!</i> [laughing]

1893
01:36:32,376 --> 01:36:34,127
<i>To war, a hero.</i>

1894
01:36:36,255 --> 01:36:37,464
<i>Legend.</i>

1895
01:36:38,590 --> 01:36:40,676
♪ <i>Who's brave and ready for trouble?</i> ♪

1896
01:36:40,759 --> 01:36:42,553
- [people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪
- [Puss laughs]

1897
01:36:42,636 --> 01:36:44,388
[Puss] ♪ <i>Who is so unbelievably humble?</i> ♪

1898
01:36:44,471 --> 01:36:46,348
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1899
01:36:46,431 --> 01:36:48,475
[Puss]
♪ <i>Who's the</i> gato who rolls the dice? ♪

1900
01:36:48,559 --> 01:36:50,727
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1901
01:36:50,811 --> 01:36:52,396
[Puss] ♪ <i>And gambles with his life</i> ♪

1902
01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:54,064
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1903
01:36:54,147 --> 01:36:57,734
[Puss]
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1904
01:36:57,818 --> 01:37:02,698
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1905
01:37:03,949 --> 01:37:05,158
[people] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪

1906
01:37:05,242 --> 01:37:08,453
[vocalizing]

1907
01:37:12,082 --> 01:37:13,166
[people] <i>Puss in Boots!</i>

1908
01:37:14,501 --> 01:37:16,461
[Puss] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪

1909
01:37:19,381 --> 01:37:22,176
[Puss laughs, whoops]

1910
01:37:23,177 --> 01:37:24,553
[Puss] <i>Puss in Boots!</i>

1911
01:37:24,636 --> 01:37:26,597
[people] ♪ <i>He's the name of justice</i> ♪

1912
01:37:27,389 --> 01:37:28,891
[Puss] <i>To war, a hero.</i>

1913
01:37:28,974 --> 01:37:30,517
[people] ♪ <i>Fighting for the people</i> ♪

1914
01:37:31,435 --> 01:37:33,270
[Puss] ♪ <i>Oh, a legend</i> ♪

1915
01:37:33,353 --> 01:37:34,605
[people] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots</i> ♪

1916
01:37:35,272 --> 01:37:36,481
♪ <i>Puss in Boots?</i> ♪

1917
01:37:37,274 --> 01:37:38,358
♪ <i>Puss in Boots</i> ♪

1918
01:37:38,984 --> 01:37:41,528
[Puss] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪

1919
01:37:41,612 --> 01:37:44,448
[vocalizing]

1920
01:37:52,372 --> 01:37:54,041
[Puss] <i>I love that song.</i>

1921
01:37:54,124 --> 01:37:56,335
<i>Bravo!</i> [laughs]

1922
01:37:57,127 --> 01:37:58,462
♪ <i>Who's ready for trouble?</i> ♪

1923
01:37:58,545 --> 01:38:00,756
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1924
01:38:00,839 --> 01:38:02,174
[Puss] ♪ <i>Who's unbelievably humble?</i> ♪

1925
01:38:02,257 --> 01:38:04,468
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1926
01:38:04,551 --> 01:38:06,512
[Puss]
♪ <i>Who's never been touched by a blade?</i> ♪

1927
01:38:06,595 --> 01:38:08,555
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1928
01:38:08,639 --> 01:38:10,390
[Puss] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots is never afraid</i> ♪

1929
01:38:10,474 --> 01:38:12,351
[people] ♪ <i>You are! You are!</i> ♪

1930
01:38:12,434 --> 01:38:15,812
[Puss]
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1931
01:38:15,896 --> 01:38:19,858
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1932
01:38:19,942 --> 01:38:23,695
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1933
01:38:23,779 --> 01:38:28,283
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1934
01:38:28,367 --> 01:38:29,368
[people] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪

1935
01:38:29,451 --> 01:38:32,329
[vocalizing]

1936
01:38:36,166 --> 01:38:37,334
[people] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪

1937
01:38:39,628 --> 01:38:43,799
[Puss]
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1938
01:38:44,633 --> 01:38:47,636
♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪ [laughs]

1939
01:38:47,719 --> 01:38:50,848
[Puss whooping, exclaiming]

1940
01:38:50,931 --> 01:38:55,978
[vocalizing]

1941
01:38:56,061 --> 01:38:57,396
[people] ♪ <i>Puss in Boots!</i> ♪

1942
01:38:59,690 --> 01:39:03,944
[Puss]
♪ <i>Who is your favorite fearless hero?</i> ♪

1943
01:39:05,028 --> 01:39:06,572
<i>Yee-ha-ha!</i>

1944
01:39:06,655 --> 01:39:08,824
<i>Ha-ha-ha! Hey!</i>

1945
01:39:08,907 --> 01:39:11,743
[Puss laughs, clears throat]

1946
01:39:14,621 --> 01:39:19,001
["Por Qué Te Vas" playing]

1947
01:39:29,469 --> 01:39:32,556
[singing in Spanish]

1948
01:42:13,258 --> 01:42:14,718
[Puss] <i>Oh! You're still here?</i>

1949
01:42:14,801 --> 01:42:16,678
[laughs]

1949
01:42:17,305 --> 01:43:17,358
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