1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,127 (film whirring) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,880 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:29,029 (hiphop riff) 6 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,891 (jazzy "Jingle Bells") 7 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,613 (Santa Charles humming) 8 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,240 - Mm, these are good. 9 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,325 Mm-mm-mm. 10 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,200 Mm! 11 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,959 Mm. - Looks like Santa's 12 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,794 got a sweet tooth. 13 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,714 - Did you pay for those beignets? 14 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,299 - What are you, the beignet police? 15 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,301 - You know I didn't get that job. 16 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:18,513 - Look, guys, let's have fun today, okay? 17 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,100 If the kids wanna buy a picture, 18 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,977 it's okay, but don't push it. 19 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,729 You don't have to push it down their throats. 20 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,356 Fun, fun, fun! 21 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,273 Fun, fun, fun! 22 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,692 What is our word? 23 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:33,695 - [All] Fun. 24 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,738 - What? - Fun! 25 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,740 Fun. 26 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:40,744 - See you out there. 27 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,162 - Um, Santa Charles. 28 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,038 Wait! 29 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,124 (uptempo Christmas music) 30 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,210 Slow down, Santa, these are new! 31 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:51,963 Are you hiding? 32 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:52,839 - Can you see me? 33 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,175 - Is Jesus black? 34 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,551 Santa, go to the office. 35 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,594 Denise wants to see you. 36 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,595 She said, tell Santa Charles... 37 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,390 - Tell Santa Charles what? 38 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,557 - Santa, she wants to see you in her office. 39 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,768 - Shh, you didn't see me. 40 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,228 And that's not sexy. 41 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,438 - This is sexy, and you are hard to miss. 42 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,107 - That's a fat joke. 43 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,358 - You're a little plump. 44 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,401 - Mm-hm. - Not a fat joke. 45 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,777 - I'm not the only big guy here. 46 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:14,903 - Thick is the new word. 47 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:15,987 - Yeah. - Two C's. 48 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,614 - What about Big D? 49 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,908 Big Douglas over here. 50 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,703 No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas. 51 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,704 - He's a security guard. 52 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,580 - He's bigger than me. 53 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,457 - Not my ministry. - Mm-hm. 54 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,209 Still making fun of big people. 55 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,671 We need to get together a rally around big people. 56 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,881 Get us a flag. 57 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:35,715 A saying. 58 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,093 - Yo, you bigger than everybody. 59 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,595 You go ahead and knock him up, man. 60 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:41,680 Go and do what you need to do. 61 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,848 - I ain't bigger than you. 62 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,351 (uptempo Christmas music) 63 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,445 - [Man] Santa Claus! 64 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,488 Whoa! 65 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,823 (people cheering and clapping) 66 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,451 - For me? - [Man] Yes, Sir. 67 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,620 - Merry Christmas, everyone! 68 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,123 Who's been naughty and who's been black? 69 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,166 (group laughing) 70 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,167 - [Man] Santa! 71 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,586 - Hey! 72 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,713 Boo! 73 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,755 Who wants to talk to Santa? 74 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,507 - [Man] Oh-oh! 75 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,925 Feliz Navidad! 76 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,302 - Oh, moo! 77 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,636 Feliz Navidad, bueno! 78 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,263 - Bueno! - Hey, hey! 79 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,849 Boom, Emily! 80 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,268 Let's get some music going on around here. 81 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,812 Merry Christmas, everybody! 82 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,314 Let's get this party started. 83 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,523 - [Man] Santa! 84 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,568 (uptempo Christmas music) 85 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,737 - [Santa Charles] Merry Christmas. 86 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:39,988 - Hi, Santa Charles! 87 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,698 - Hi, Janet. - You know my name? 88 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,158 - (indistinct) name! 89 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,494 Last year you wanted a detective outfit 90 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,078 with a magnifying glass. 91 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,997 The year before that, you wanted Jeff's friends 92 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,374 and a unicorn. 93 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,667 What do you want this year? 94 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:56,963 I'll do my best. 95 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,715 - Oh and, Santa, one more thing. 96 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,633 - Yeah? 97 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,551 - Do you need Jesus? 98 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,678 - [Elf] How about a picture with Santa? 99 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,474 Say Merry Christmas. 100 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,184 - Merry Christmas! 101 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,853 (camera clicking) 102 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,940 - I want a Ps5, zero gravity laser race car. 103 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,358 It climbs walls. 104 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,068 And if you can't fix the ozone layer, 105 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,403 even just a little bit, that would be great. 106 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,696 And also- - How about we 107 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,864 take this picture? 108 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,492 - [Elf] Say Christmas presents. 109 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,620 (camera clicking) 110 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,623 (suspenseful music) 111 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,834 (boy roaring) 112 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,168 (feet thudding) 113 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,086 - Incoming! 114 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,006 (bodies crashing) 115 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,759 (crowd laughing) 116 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,680 (Santa Charles slurping drink) 117 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,532 - I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks. 118 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,450 - Well, technically, I'm still on break, I-- 119 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,160 - I heard about the incident. 120 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,584 - The guy was 300 pounds. 121 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,877 I think he was 30. 122 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,045 - We don't discriminate. 123 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,881 Hmm? - Discriminate? 124 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,258 I'm, you know, he's a big guy. 125 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,552 - Why can't you be a team player? 126 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:29,222 - I am a team player. - That's not a team player. 127 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,017 - Most teams protect their quarterback. 128 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,269 - He was a paying customer. 129 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,770 Santa is his best friend. 130 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,439 Santa is his hero. 131 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,232 And all heroes should be able to sell honey to a bee. 132 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,234 Heroes get the job done. 133 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,320 - Did you know a hero is also a sandwich? 134 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,448 I like mine with some relish. 135 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,909 Maybe some mayonnaise. 136 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:49,951 - You had a quota to make. 137 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,454 - I like- - You sell what? 138 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,331 Hm, any idea? 139 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,915 Hm? - Hm? 140 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:59,753 I've the numb, the, the, I don't have the paper. 141 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,505 The numbers haven't came in. - The numbers came in. 142 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,758 We sold a couple hundred. - Whoa! 143 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,217 That's what I'm talking about. 144 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,927 - No, that's not what we're talking about. 145 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,346 - Whoa! 146 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,598 - Keep it down, the kids. - Up top. 147 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,932 Is that some kind of record number? 148 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,726 - No, that's a failure! 149 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,561 You sold a couple hundred photos a day 150 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,190 and yet you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids. 151 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,608 You ask them about their lives, 152 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,193 their lists, their favorites. 153 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:27,197 But you won't ask them to take one stupid photo. 154 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,532 - Kids want Santa to listen to 'em. 155 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,159 You want their tooth fairy money? 156 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:31,993 - Yes! 157 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,370 Yes, yes, yes! 158 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,121 I want all of it, Santa's bigger than 159 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,289 the tooth fairy. - Right! 160 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,707 Right. - Right? 161 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,460 - Right, that's why he doesn't need any money. 162 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,922 Yeah. 163 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,173 - If I look like you, oh, 164 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:51,221 mm, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands. 165 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,263 - Is that a fat joke? 166 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,141 Let me explain something to you. 167 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,228 I am Santa Legacy. - Hm. 168 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,145 - Okay? 169 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,482 25 years, me in, okay? 170 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,234 My daddy was Santa Claus. 171 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,945 His daddy was Santa Claus. 172 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,905 His daddy, well, not his daddy. 173 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,241 - Okay, your daddy and your daddy's daddy 174 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,909 and your daddy's daddy on top of that 175 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,077 don't pay these bills. 176 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:14,953 Do your job. 177 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,709 - Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was a Santa Mall, 178 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,711 not a mall 'cause they didn't have malls. 179 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,795 - I believe in you. 180 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,756 I believe in your bigness. 181 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,591 - [Santa Charles] Huh? 182 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,762 - Leave. 183 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:37,392 You get the point 'cause I've been doing this a long time. 184 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,522 (Santa Charles groans) 185 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,196 Woo! 186 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,580 (Santa Charles groans) 187 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,423 I'm getting too old for this sled. 188 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,102 (quirky Christmas music) 189 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:33,114 (Santa Charles humming) 190 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,788 You know you can't drown your problems 191 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,791 in snickerdoodle and milk, right? 192 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,292 - Thanks for letting me stay here, Unc. 193 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,376 It's only temporary, man. 194 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,170 Just until I get back on my feet. 195 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,048 - You know, we don't mind you staying here. 196 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,509 It's always a home, but we got some rules. 197 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:58,515 First, no lips to carton. 198 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,558 That's direct contact. 199 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,893 Don't do that. 200 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:02,727 Don't let your aunt see you do that. 201 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,270 - But we're family. 202 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,064 (Santa Charles chuckles) 203 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,525 - That means that's your milk now. 204 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,110 Yeah, 'cause this is what 205 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,279 you use around here. (glass knocks) 206 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,324 No, it's too late, it's too late. 207 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,659 - I thought you wanted some. 208 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,203 - No, why would, with lips to carton! 209 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,664 - It's not in the carton no more. 210 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,250 - But your lips, son. 211 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,334 Your lips, huh? 212 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,462 - All right. 213 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,257 - And the cookie situation here. 214 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,806 We want you to be comfortable. 215 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,099 You know you can stay with me and your aunt 216 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,060 anytime you want, okay? 217 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,188 But we gonna have to ration out these cookies. 218 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,481 - [Clarence] Aunt Carol said I could have some. 219 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,983 - She said one. 220 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,443 You don't have to eat nine at one time, son. 221 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:56,322 You can have a cookie every once in a while. 222 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,658 You look like Rick Ross if he like cookies. 223 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,785 (Clarence chuckles) 224 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,370 There's the smile I was looking for. 225 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,415 That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man. 226 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,749 Listen, everything's gonna be all right. 227 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,169 You're gonna get you a new apartment. 228 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,920 - I just wish I could commit to something. 229 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,090 I just can't commit to anything these days, man. 230 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,675 - Well, you know what, 231 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,553 you should just start out by committing to this, 232 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,347 a glass. 233 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,100 Now that's your milk. 234 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,602 Your lips have been on it. 235 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,728 And that's your glass. 236 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,025 Are you full on cookies? 237 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,197 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 238 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,948 - I wish Charlie Wilson was my uncle. 239 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,325 - What's that, what did you say? 240 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,159 What did you say? - Nothing, nothing. 241 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,535 - Huh? 242 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,870 - Leave me alone, Uncle Charles, man. 243 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,580 - [Santa Charles] I call Goofy and Gaffy elf 244 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,041 to come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass. 245 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,878 (engine rumbling) 246 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,464 (upbeat music) 247 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,052 (tires screeching) 248 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,639 ♪ Up on a housetop reindeer pause ♪ 249 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:06,309 ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ 250 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,854 ♪ Down through the chimney, with lots of toys ♪ 251 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,566 ♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪ 252 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,278 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ♪ 253 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:21,199 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ♪ 254 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,702 ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click ♪ 255 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:29,707 ♪ Down through the chimney with good old Saint Nick ♪ 256 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,880 ♪ First comes the stocking of little Nell ♪ 257 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,509 ♪ Oh, dear Santa fill it well ♪ 258 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:43,304 ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ 259 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,849 ♪ One that will open and shut her eyes ♪ 260 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,520 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ♪ 261 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,981 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 262 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,661 - Well, fellas, another day. 263 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,292 (Santa Charles groans) 264 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,753 (uptempo Christmas music) 265 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,341 (Santa Charles humming) 266 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,393 What happened? 267 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,854 Who shot Rudolph? 268 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,650 - Santa Charles? 269 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,152 (dramatic music) 270 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,320 My office. 271 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,910 - It's not gonna be a good morning. 272 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,876 (Santa Charles sighs) 273 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,879 (telephone ringing) 274 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,760 - Please have a seat. 275 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,345 - I told you once, I told you twice, 276 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,515 I'm not gonna retire till I'm in the dirt. 277 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,225 - You're resilient and I appreciate that. 278 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,810 But I have a business to run, 279 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:17,356 a new, updated, modern Santa experience business. 280 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,317 Your contract is up at the end of the season. 281 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,195 So I'm not asking you anymore, I'm telling you. 282 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,196 - Denise. 283 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,447 - I've decided not to renew. 284 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,699 - Denise. 285 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,077 Slow down. 286 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:29,911 - I thought you would like retirement. 287 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,162 - Come on, no! 288 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,205 Are you kidding me? 289 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,831 - Oh no, I guess you wouldn't. 290 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,543 But Patrick, Patrick, he comes highly recommended. 291 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,503 - [Santa Charles] Patrick? 292 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,796 - Mm-hm. 293 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,382 - A white Santa in a black mall. 294 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,176 Are you, it would be chaos around here. 295 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,552 - I- - It would be, oh! 296 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,638 Did you see the "White Bikini Wives"? 297 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,723 - I did, but that has nothing to do with this. 298 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,519 - If you hired the ghost of Christmas past, 299 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,604 these people will lose their minds. 300 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,858 It's like playing Paul Anchor at a family reunion. 301 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,235 - Okay. - You can't do that. 302 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,278 - I don't see why. - You need the old days. 303 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,114 - Well, the kids will love him. 304 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,116 It's good enough, and apparently he loves 305 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,450 having his photo taken. 306 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,868 You know, I like my Santas amenable. 307 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,954 - Amenable? - Amenable. 308 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,455 Bottom line, it works. 309 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,249 He works, it works. 310 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,542 - You can't-- listen to me. 311 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,630 This has been a black Santa Mall since 1948. 312 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:27,468 My grandfather sat a little white child right here smiling 313 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,845 and people took a picture. 314 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,055 Nobody said nothing. 315 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,391 That's my legacy. 316 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,725 That's who I am. 317 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,103 - Look. - We break down barriers. 318 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,272 - I can appreciate that. 319 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,982 I can appreciate that. 320 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,526 I know this is some kind of tradition for your family. 321 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,194 You've broken all kind of barriers, I get that, 322 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,612 but I'm doing you a favor. 323 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,239 - What! - This is a physically 324 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,575 demanding job, and I can see. 325 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,201 - Woo-woo, well, say it, say it! 326 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,662 Say fat! 327 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,330 - I didn't say anything about fat. 328 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,624 - You was about to say fat. - I was gonna say tired. 329 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,667 - Say it. - You're tired. 330 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,710 - Ah. - You're tired. 331 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,420 - Ah. - You're tired. 332 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,421 And if you had any kids of your own to pass the baton. 333 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,839 Look, I've made my decision. 334 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,882 I'm running up the flag pole, it's done. 335 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,218 - You said tired instead of fat. 336 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,386 - [Denise] Nobody digs your music 337 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,013 but you. - You are affected. 338 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,098 - Santa Charles, you need to write in your journal 339 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,141 or take that up with your therapist. 340 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,934 I'm telling you what I need. 341 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,396 My bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence. 342 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,647 Now, here's the deal. 343 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,691 After this season, you're done. 344 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,109 - No, no, no. 345 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,904 (Santa Charles mumbles) 346 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,199 We're getting (indistinct) 347 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,034 I just need some time. - No. 348 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,368 - No, no, no, no, no. - No, absolutely not. 349 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,870 - No, no, no, listen to me. 350 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,330 Hear me out. 351 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,166 Let me find my own replacement. 352 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,381 Groomed the way you like it. 353 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,968 - You're funny. - No, no. 354 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,428 - You picked the wrong profession. 355 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,888 You probably should have been a comedian. 356 00:16:55,389 --> 00:17:00,269 - I groom a hand-down, I teach, 357 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,943 but it's with your rules. 358 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:12,615 Let me go out with some dignity and then I'll retire. 359 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,325 - Is that a promise? 360 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,159 - Yes. 361 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,452 - You told me Santas 362 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,288 don't make promises. - They do now. 363 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,166 - All right. 364 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:26,212 Tell you what, you have until the end of the season 365 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,257 to find me the best Santa for the job. 366 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,677 - Game on. 367 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,136 - Well, let's shake on it. 368 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,055 - Let's not shake on it. 369 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,099 Let's remember this moment. 370 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,601 - [Denise] Okay. 371 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,728 - You're a good friend. 372 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,064 - Okay, go. 373 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,149 - Have you ever heard of the heat miser? 374 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,609 You kind of look like her. 375 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,239 - [Denise] Thank you. 376 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,782 Thank you. - No, thank you. 377 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,075 - Thank you. - I'm not gonna let you down. 378 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,327 - Got it. - Okay? 379 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:02,331 Keep it heavy. - Understood, great. 380 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,880 - Hey, the name is Orlando. 381 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,259 And next time you're in this mall, just ask for me, baby. 382 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,885 You'll never wait in line again. 383 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,597 - I'm telling my dad. 384 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,098 - I'm telling my dad too. 385 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,019 - Kids. 386 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:23,894 - Great. 387 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,610 - Merry Christmas, Ju. 388 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,612 What's wrong? 389 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,738 What's wrong? 390 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,616 Oh! 391 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,242 First time in a black mall. 392 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,997 I know how you feel. 393 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:47,501 Barbecue smell, greens, cornbread. 394 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,341 I know what you want for Christmas. 395 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,009 You wanna be able to do this. 396 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:58,346 (Santa Charles mumbles) 397 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,389 Back at you, Ju. 398 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,642 What do you want this year? 399 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,601 - A turtle. 400 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,772 (Santa Charles humming) 401 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,358 (somber music) 402 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:22,203 (quirky Christmas music) 403 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,373 - You're getting too old for the sled. 404 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,086 (quirky Christmas music) 405 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,558 - Ah, seriously. 406 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,395 - Ah! 407 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,440 Ugly Christmas sweaters. 408 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,194 - Ha-ha-ha, this is my design. 409 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,072 Sites like these steal indie ideas all the time. 410 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,908 Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own. 411 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,286 You're really leaving, huh? 412 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,580 - Not if I can help it. 413 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,750 You're really good at this. 414 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,671 (quirky music) 415 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,549 - I feel you, and I'm a 100% on board. 416 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,883 Gimme the details. 417 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,302 What's your target demo, level of experience, 418 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,721 personality type? 419 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,223 Mm-hm! 420 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,183 - Through datish. 421 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,060 But you know. - Okay. 422 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062 Do you want me to put a competitive salary? 423 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,732 Ooh, can grow a beard naturally. 424 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,983 You get a bit aggressive. 425 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,320 Be aggressive, be aggressive. 426 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,281 Should I set the parameters to worldwide? 427 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,449 Ooh! 428 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,868 (keyboard clacking) 429 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,494 - I don't even know what you're talking about. 430 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,164 - Okay, what else do you want? 431 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,832 - Video. - Oh, I'm good at videos. 432 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,711 - Really? - Mm-hm. 433 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,754 Anything else? 434 00:20:56,338 --> 00:21:00,801 - Those yellow things with expressions. 435 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,803 Oh, smiley face. 436 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,805 - Emojis. - Ah! 437 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,224 - We just got black Santas last year. 438 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,603 - Really? 439 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,645 - [Terrell] Whoa, lit! 440 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,732 - We lit, we lit! 441 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,983 - Period, purr! 442 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,611 - Purr! - Purr. 443 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,613 - Purr. - Yes. 444 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,323 - Knock, knock. (film whirring) 445 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,200 I'm saying, never mind. 446 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,993 - Different era. 447 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:26,869 - Purr! 448 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,874 (uptempo Christmas music) 449 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,844 (Santa Charles snoring) 450 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,722 - Charles. 451 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,640 - Mm? 452 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,808 - Mm? 453 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,684 - I'm not asleep. 454 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,103 I'm just reading my eyelids. 455 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,188 - Right. - Mm. 456 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,566 Ooh, uh-oh. 457 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,486 Somebody wants something. 458 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,905 Mm? 459 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,199 - [Carol] Who me? 460 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,911 - I know when you get all squirrly and touchy like this, 461 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:12,331 you want to say something or you want something. 462 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,584 - Mm-hm, you all right? 463 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:20,464 - I can't figure out what to do and what should I do? 464 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,008 - You've been putting it off for a long time 465 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,011 and we both knew this day would come, right? 466 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,347 - Mm-hm. - But I think retirement 467 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,516 is going to be good for both of us. 468 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,142 - Retirement? - Yeah. 469 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,894 I mean, think about it. 470 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,565 Now, we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh. 471 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,358 - Edinburgh. - Come on, it's been years 472 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,442 we've been talking about it. 473 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,402 - Edinburgh? - Yes! 474 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:42,653 - Are you saying it right? 475 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,737 - I'm saying it right. 476 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,115 - Edinburgh. - E-D-I-N. 477 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,034 S-A-N-T-A-I-N. - Are you trying 478 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:49,994 to say Eaglewood? - No baby, no. 479 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,412 - What Edinburgh? 480 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,414 - Edinburgh, we do, baby. - No, no, no. 481 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,207 Black people. - Yeah, we're black. 482 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,543 Mm-hm, we'll be there. 483 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,670 - Why go to Edinburgh? - Do something 484 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,006 different, honey. 485 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,674 - Let's go to Alabama too. 486 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:07,887 - Mm, awwh, but I wanna see the Christmas markets, big papa. 487 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,723 - But that's why they have the internet. 488 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,559 - In person and on Christmas. 489 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,768 - Edinburgh? 490 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,686 - Yes. 491 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,522 - My God, you can't hate me 492 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,900 because I'm not being Santa Claus. 493 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,193 I mean, I'm doing my due diligence. 494 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,112 - Baby, you can sit in this chair all day 495 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,657 and all night doing your due diligence. 496 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,367 Well, look, if we not gonna go to Edinburgh, 497 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,453 can you do me a favor? 498 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:37,291 Just go talk to Clarence, hmm? 499 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:41,003 - Listen, the boy's went through a rough patch. 500 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,838 He don't even like Christmas. 501 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,674 He's not a holiday person. 502 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,344 - You're right, all right, but look, he needs purpose. 503 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,720 Hmm. 504 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:54,058 And you just might be able to change his mind. 505 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,517 - See, there he go. 506 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,102 I know you was up to something. 507 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,397 - Oh, I'm always up to something, big Papa Santa. 508 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,315 - Um. 509 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,650 - Mm, come on. 510 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,276 - You tricked me again. 511 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,235 - Oh, yes. 512 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:09,406 (romantic mumbling) 513 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,493 Well, you better, you better give me some purpose. 514 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,286 - Talk to Clarence, baby. 515 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,415 - Mm-hm. 516 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:22,503 - In case you forget, his room is right here. 517 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,545 (knocking on door) 518 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,464 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 519 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,178 - Hey, Unc, what's up? 520 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,555 - I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow? 521 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,517 - No, man, I'm just trying to piece my life back together. 522 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,185 - Yeah. 523 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,771 Why don't you take a break and come with me to work? 524 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,232 - You done with interviews? 525 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,984 - Yeah, nobody wants this job. 526 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,568 I'll be doing this till I'm dead. 527 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,862 - Oh man, Uncle Charles, you ain't gonna die. 528 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,532 You gonna live forever like the Rio Center. 529 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,909 - That's what I thought. 530 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,952 But I think you should come to work with me. 531 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,537 The kids will cheer you up, man. 532 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,496 They enjoy it too. 533 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,876 - Okay, okay, I'll go, whatever. 534 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,961 - Yeah. - Take a shower. 535 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,004 - Yeah. 536 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,463 - But I'm not wearing a costume. 537 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,173 - It's not a costume. 538 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,051 It's a uniform and you're not that cool. 539 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,179 - It's a costume. 540 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,223 The snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting. 541 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,896 - Ooh, Holy North Pole. 542 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,526 (quirky music) 543 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,948 - The IRS will never catch me. 544 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,920 Time for more video. 545 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:53,093 Hmm. 546 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,728 (Terrell coughs) 547 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,731 What the? 548 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,607 Oh my God. 549 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,109 Oh my God. 550 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,111 - Hello, my love. 551 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,696 Oh, my little vanities. 552 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,073 I'm Vaingirl 21. 553 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,240 Thank you for logging in. 554 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,158 - No! 555 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,077 Not Vaingirl 21. 556 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,496 - But y'all, my friends sent me this video earlier 557 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,622 and I was cracking up. 558 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:23,040 You have to see this. 559 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,583 This is Santa Charles for the ultimate- 560 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,168 - I'm so fired. 561 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,461 - I've never heard of the- - How am I gonna afford 562 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,838 my clothes? - This had me rolling. 563 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:30,714 Look at him. 564 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,675 Why is that kid doing that to him? 565 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,427 He started doing this crazy dance like this. 566 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,804 He was doing this little roll with it. 567 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,430 I don't know about that. 568 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265 We're gonna have to like, make it a little cuter. 569 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,975 Ooh, I like that, okay. 570 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,769 - [Terrell] Come on, Vaingirl 21. 571 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,437 - We're gonna make this into a hashtag. 572 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,065 Mall santa hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge. 573 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:50,067 Oh, hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge! 574 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,443 You guys wanna do it with me? 575 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,861 And we gonna roll it 576 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,155 and we gonna do the Santa belly with it. 577 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,657 - I'm so fired. 578 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,741 - Okay y'all, so make sure you do the dance 579 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,326 hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge. 580 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,744 And when they're picking the next mall Santa, 581 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,121 we gotta show up. 582 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:02,996 - Oh, no, no, no! - Does anyone wanna 583 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:03,831 do a meetup with me? 584 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,165 Okay, thanks. 585 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:05,999 So I'll let you guys- - Oh my gosh. 586 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,127 Not Vaingirl 21! 587 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,002 Oh God. 588 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,339 Breathe, Terrell. 589 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,215 Woo-sah! 590 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,886 (uptempo Christmas music) 591 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,529 - Vaingirl 21! 592 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:39,032 (uptempo Christmas music) 593 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:05,350 Oh my God, you guys, look at all of these people. 594 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,229 You are logged into Vaingirl 21. 595 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,981 Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one 596 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,691 to make it out to the mall to check out 597 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,151 the Ultimate Santa Challenge. 598 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,944 And you like my fit? 599 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,029 The Ultimate Santa challenge 600 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,156 is to choose the next mall Santa. 601 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,950 And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here. 602 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,494 Ready, suit, select. 603 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,788 But you guys I heard the OG Original Santa 604 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,415 is ready to retire. 605 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:31,335 But he's ready pass on his baton to the next Santa. 606 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,712 However, do they look this good? 607 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,339 And can they do this? 608 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,842 (uptempo Christmas music) 609 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,349 Hey, come on and play with me, baby. 610 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,892 Come on down to the mall today. 611 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,435 Hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge. 612 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,062 - Me been waiting for this now. 613 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,148 You have no idea me dream of being a Santa Clause. 614 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,943 Now, I'm gonna trust you to make this special juice 615 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,736 'cause me got to go. 616 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,530 Oh, me ah gonna be a Santa Clause. 617 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:02,991 Yeah, man! - Right! 618 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,576 - Rastafari! - Yeah. 619 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,707 - [Adam] Emma, right? 620 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:12,167 - Yeah. 621 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,210 - Is there anyone that can help us out here? 622 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,586 - We just wanna sign up, Emma. 623 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,088 I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles 624 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,131 and Kiki and Dashaun. 625 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,925 - Yeah, Denise, can you? 626 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,219 - You must be in charge, Denise. 627 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,221 - Elizabeth will take great care of you, okay. 628 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,890 - It's Emma, why does everyone keep calling me, okay. 629 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:27,849 - Miss Denise. - Um, okay. 630 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:31,228 (talking over each other) 631 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:34,022 Um, guys, uh, no, Santa Charles will be here soon 632 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,732 and you guys can just talk to him. 633 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:37,985 - What in the? 634 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,279 Orlando! 635 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,447 - We are upon a red light security 636 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,074 for this crowd out here, right? 637 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,451 I could use an extra pair of hands and a barricade 638 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,786 and a small tank. 639 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,996 - We're not under siege. 640 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:49,955 - Not yet. 641 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,750 - You got pepper spray? 642 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,460 - Mm-hm. - Okay, good, good, good. 643 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:59,798 Use it if you have to, but only if you have to. 644 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,341 And never on the kids. 645 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,136 No, no, no, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. 646 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,345 - Copy that, Big D. 647 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:08,807 - Don't call me that. 648 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,352 - Ooh, you're right. 649 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,146 Inappropriate. - Very! 650 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,942 (mystical chiming) 651 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:22,029 ♪ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ♪ 652 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,030 - Wow! 653 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,823 How amazing! 654 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,326 - Terrell, why are you bumping around like some lost duck? 655 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,538 - The post went viral. 656 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:36,168 Apparently, we were too aggressive, too too aggressive. 657 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,503 It was picked up by at Vaingirl 21. 658 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,630 She has over 20 million followers on Vid Feed. 659 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,842 Way more than Diamond Dave. 660 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,260 Oh my God. 661 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,470 - Yeah? 662 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,429 Diamond Dave. 663 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:51,016 Yeah, yeah, when posting. 664 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,603 People are getting sick all the time when they go viral. 665 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,315 - I forgot to refresh the page. 666 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,026 - I know. 667 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,737 Yeah, we'll refresh it later. 668 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,490 We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond 669 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,533 and get the disease handled. 670 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,410 - I'm so fired. 671 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:14,498 - No, not, it's 'cause you've got the people viral 672 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:20,462 and the people, the fresh, the viral page. 673 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,214 What is he talking about? 674 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:25,759 - Unc, going viral means basically 675 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,511 the whole world seen it. 676 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,804 - What? 677 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,431 (quirky music) 678 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,646 (keypad beeping) 679 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,903 (Denise clears throat) 680 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:48,031 Before you say anything, let me explain. 681 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,908 - Please do. - It's gonna be the one 682 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,743 because I think I should be the one. 683 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,204 Explain. 684 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,791 - Um. 685 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,251 We did what you asked and we went wide, woo! 686 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,211 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hm. 687 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,046 - Uh-huh. - Even went viral. 688 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,090 - Is that why it looks like a Santa convention 689 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,008 exploded outside of my mall. 690 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,385 - Maybe we went too wide? 691 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,053 - Yeah. - We can make an announcement 692 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,472 over the intercom and send the store Santas packing. 693 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,059 - No, no, no, no, no. 694 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,352 This is good. 695 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,938 This is exactly what we needed. 696 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,273 - Hmm? 697 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,691 - There's a lot of Santas out there. 698 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,693 We're bound to find someone we both like 699 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,611 and can move forward with. 700 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,863 - Hmm. 701 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,573 - Well. 702 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,699 - But those aren't 703 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,658 real Santas. - Yeah. 704 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,994 They're viral. 705 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,787 - He learned that word. - They didn't refresh. 706 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,789 Right? 707 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,208 - I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles. 708 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,460 Are you? 709 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,256 - Yeah, but I'm just saying that they're viral Santas. 710 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,717 - Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews? 711 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,385 There's a lot of folks out there 712 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,262 and, from the looks of them, they'll be competitive. 713 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,180 - That sounds cutthroat. 714 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,182 - Oh, I know, I know. 715 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,976 Something, something's in the air. 716 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,146 I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other 717 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:05,483 for likes and for a chance of the coveted Santa Mall job. 718 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:07,194 Mm, it's definitely not covered by insurance. 719 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,737 - It could be a multi-day task. 720 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,864 And we could hold interviews in the parking lot 721 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,449 and I could start a signup sheet 722 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,575 to get an accurate head count. 723 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,368 - Hey! 724 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,244 - Okay? 725 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,208 - I got it. - What? 726 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,501 - Judge. 727 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,339 What did you say? 728 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,050 You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what? 729 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,345 Ame... - Amenable. 730 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,387 - Yes! 731 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,014 I couldn't remember that word, 732 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:41,186 but listen, we have a challenge. 733 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,729 They have to be up for the par. 734 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:50,737 They have to do things, obstacles, 735 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,990 and flippedy-flip and whippedy-whip. 736 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,493 (Santa Charles mumbles) 737 00:33:56,493 --> 00:34:00,622 That's what we call the amenable Santa challenge! 738 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,753 - Okay, so, so what are you thinking? 739 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,883 - That's all I got. 740 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,303 (quirky Christmas music) 741 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,530 Werk! 742 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,448 - Oh, oww! 743 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,993 - Who falls asleep in a sauna? 744 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,956 - What you want, man? 745 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:45,250 - How did you find a sauna? 746 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,376 - I found one. 747 00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:48,962 - Follow me. 748 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,549 - Where are we going? 749 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,134 - Less talking, more walking boy. 750 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:57,637 You didn't find a gym, did you? 751 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:02,183 (quirky music) 752 00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,029 - [Clarence] What are you doing? 753 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,990 - Shh! - Man, you acting weird. 754 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,408 What is this? 755 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,160 Some kind of Santa experience initiation 756 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,662 where you teach me how to duck cookies effectively? 757 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:25,624 - Listen, I'm not supposed to do this, 758 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,503 but I want you to be Santa Claus. 759 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:37,594 - Only problem with that is I don't want to be Santa. 760 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,765 Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle. 761 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,974 - Very interesting word. 762 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,686 Time. 763 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:50,732 I'll say you spent a lot of time in prison. 764 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,650 - Here we go. 765 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,071 - Your PO's not playing. 766 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,698 He's very serious. 767 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,118 If you become Santa and allow him to see you 768 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:06,039 in a different light, you understand that, 769 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,123 you're helping children. 770 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,917 I saw how children see you, 771 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,336 when they see you, their faces light up. 772 00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,673 There's something about this suit 773 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:18,677 once you put it on, it kind of erases your past. 774 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,054 You become something new. 775 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,473 You have a purpose. 776 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,725 - Uncle Charles? 777 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:27,644 No. 778 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,652 - You think you're the only criminal 779 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,737 in the family, don't you? 780 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,076 No. 781 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,498 Let me show you something. 782 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:54,921 See that? 783 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,134 That's my father, your grandfather, 784 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:02,512 and his father, my grandfather. 785 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:05,056 Do you know what my grandfather did for a living? 786 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,267 He was a bootlegger from Chicago. 787 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,936 They called him Big Draws. 788 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,773 Do you know what they called your grandfather? 789 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:14,691 - [Clarence] What? 790 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:16,568 - Poon Daddy. 791 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,944 He was a con artist. 792 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,199 We all had a past. 793 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,243 They put on a suit and erased their past. 794 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,244 They started giving. 795 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,205 I even have a past. 796 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,709 I used to be a gymnast. 797 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,169 - Now that's criminal. 798 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,964 - Especially if saw me in them tights. 799 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,261 My point is, put on a suit, 800 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,682 it gives you a purpose. 801 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,434 You got it. 802 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,437 - Uncle Charles, I don't want to be Santa. 803 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:57,066 - As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do. 804 00:37:57,066 --> 00:38:00,153 - I was eight. 805 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,489 Of course, I thought this was the coolest job in the world. 806 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,699 You're a fat man in a red velvet suit 807 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,201 and nobody judges you. 808 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:11,498 But then I grew up and I realized that all you do 809 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:14,292 is pedal dreams and wishes to little kids. 810 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,960 It's not real. 811 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,670 None of this is real. 812 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,971 - That's what you think I am? 813 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,807 Fat man in a red suit. 814 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,854 This is real. 815 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,606 You're real! 816 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,192 - Uncle Charles, there's a thousand other guys out there 817 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,152 that like to play dress-up just like you. 818 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,196 You don't need me. 819 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,781 - But they're not real! 820 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,199 And they're not you. 821 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,910 They're from Instatake. 822 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,786 Face. 823 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,789 The thing with the bird. 824 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:53,790 - Instaface, Unc. 825 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,500 - You know what I'm saying? 826 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,419 They're insta, influencers, man. 827 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,297 - I love you. 828 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,383 But you gotta understand that not everybody 829 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:05,468 gets what they want for Christmas. 830 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,220 You of all people should know that. 831 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,014 - I do. 832 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,224 That's not what you get. 833 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,434 It's what you give. 834 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,021 - Whatever man. 835 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,691 I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve. 836 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,234 So I'm gonna find me something to eat. 837 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,152 And I guess I'll find my own way home. 838 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:27,407 - Now when you say you gonna find your own way home, 839 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,993 do that mean you're gonna steal a car? 840 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:30,869 - [Clarence] No. 841 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,123 - Where'd you get that robe from? 842 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,624 (mystical chiming) 843 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,086 (uptempo Christmas music) 844 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,560 - Hey. 845 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,103 - I think I'm lost. 846 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,898 - Okay. 847 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,108 And where are your parents? 848 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,653 - I don't know. 849 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,490 - They're probably worried. 850 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,825 - Where's your family? 851 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,460 Santa Charles is your daddy? 852 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,336 - Uncle. 853 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,381 Mom and dad are gone. 854 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,925 - You are so lucky! 855 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,470 I wish I had an uncle Santa. 856 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,391 - I guess he's not so bad. 857 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,519 - Gosh, there you are. 858 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,688 I was so worried. 859 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:41,606 Thank you. 860 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,649 - No problem. 861 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:43,650 - Come on, let's go. 862 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:48,446 (uptempo Christmas music) 863 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,521 (people clapping) 864 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:22,897 - [Man] We're live, action! 865 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,816 - Are you Santas ready for a challenge? 866 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,901 - [All] Yeah! 867 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:30,029 - I said, are you Santas ready for a challenge? 868 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,197 - [All] Yeah! 869 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,865 - The Ultimate Santa Challenge. 870 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,534 - [All] Yeah! 871 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,327 - I'm your host, DJ Snowbiz. 872 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,706 And this store is your playground. 873 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,541 We also have souvenirs. 874 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,584 We have hats, shot glasses, 875 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:47,213 snow boats, novelty towels, T-shirts, miniatures, 876 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,799 and various water packages available for purchase, okay? 877 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,217 (people cheering) 878 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,219 There will be three days of Santa Games. 879 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,721 And at the end of the game, 880 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:57,557 we'll crown our next mall Santa. 881 00:41:57,557 --> 00:42:00,143 (people cheering) But you don't have to take 882 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,311 my word for it because Santa Charles is here 883 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,355 to let you know that he's been making a list 884 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,940 and checking it twice. 885 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,400 And at the end of the games, 886 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,819 he will decide whose been naughty or nice. 887 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:14,073 (people cheering) 888 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:17,577 - Ah, first of all, I'd like to thank you guys 889 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:20,038 and welcome you to the Santa Games. 890 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,666 This is not a job. 891 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,542 Hm? 892 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,796 It's an honor and a privilege. 893 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,258 This is not a suit or a costume. 894 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,177 It's a uniform. 895 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,722 I'm proud to wear it. 896 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,849 Some of you guys know this, some of you guys don't. 897 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,311 A part of a legacy here, 898 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,439 three decades sitting in that chair right there. 899 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,859 A grandfather, a father. 900 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,779 But this is not about being a mall Santa. 901 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:58,618 It's about listening and love. 902 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:02,455 Love for the job, love for the people, 903 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:05,208 love for the community. 904 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:09,962 I remember you, Stacey Howard, wanted a firetruck. 905 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:15,468 Kids, they don't get everything they want, 906 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:21,015 but they do get to see a Santa Claus 907 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,017 that looks like them. 908 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:23,851 Hmm? 909 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:30,858 So welcome to the first annual Santa Games. 910 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,986 (people cheering) 911 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,072 - [Man] Come on, Santa! 912 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,323 Come on, Santa! 913 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:44,163 (Christmas music) 914 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,863 - [Carol] Can I help you? 915 00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,197 - It's not what it looks like. 916 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,408 - Mm, looks like you're stealing from Santa. 917 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:24,537 What are you doing then? 918 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:28,541 - Borrowing from Santa, without his permission. 919 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,334 - You lose a bet or something? 920 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,752 - Worse. 921 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,963 I think I just found my Christmas spirit. 922 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,089 - In the storage closet? 923 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,549 Is that where I left it? 924 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:42,722 Oh, you know, I never could find the hats 925 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:46,601 in the midst of all that other stuff. 926 00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:47,602 See here. 927 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,441 Your uncle is going to be so pleased. 928 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,943 - Please, don't tell Uncle Charles. 929 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:56,819 - Okay. 930 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,489 - I want to do this on my own. 931 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,576 If it's in my blood, my family legacy, 932 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,204 then it's meant to be. 933 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,789 But if not, and I fail at this too, 934 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,835 then at least Uncle Charles won't have to get his hopes up. 935 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,671 - All right, I won't say a word. 936 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:16,714 Okay? 937 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:20,301 But I do think he's gonna know. 938 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:21,427 I just have a feeling. 939 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:23,387 He'll know. 940 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,685 - Can you help me with this beard? 941 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,103 - I thought you'd never ask. 942 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,275 All right. 943 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,611 Let's see, oh yeah, first you gotta take this net off. 944 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,279 Put your head down. 945 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,697 Mm-hm. 946 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,032 Awwh. 947 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,533 Behind those ears. 948 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,410 Yup. 949 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,870 Hold on. 950 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:48,788 Can you breathe? 951 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:49,956 - Just. 952 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:50,831 Ho-ho-ho. 953 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,544 - [Carol] So proud of you. 954 00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:01,592 - Next. 955 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,767 Next. 956 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,315 - So, I'm, I'm really sorry about that. 957 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,942 Thank you. - Thanks. 958 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:24,407 All right, first and last name, Santa. 959 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:26,659 Thank you. 960 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:32,164 (dramatic music) 961 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,257 (quirky music) 962 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:45,011 - [Man] Tell us your name. 963 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,053 - My name is Stephanie. 964 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,764 - Wah gwan, me name Wayne. 965 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:52,101 You know, straight from Jamaica, boi-boi! 966 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,352 - Hi, I'm Adam. 967 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,230 - Hi, my name is Clyde. 968 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:02,528 - My name is Nick. 969 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,531 - [Man] And Nick, why do you want to be Santa Claus? 970 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:06,782 - Wait, wait, hold on. 971 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,159 Who are you? 972 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,703 Who are you to be asking me questions 973 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:13,122 or what was, what's happening right now? 974 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,790 - Me want to be Santa Clause 975 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,710 and I'm come here to show Santa can be everywhere, yuh know. 976 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,337 - I'm here for one reason. 977 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,755 Total world domination. 978 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,840 - Did it, and now he's on the elf team. 979 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,592 Oh, oh, mum, mum, mum! 980 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,052 Come on, our boy is on TV! 981 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,636 Come fast, fast, fast, fast! 982 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,263 So, basically. 983 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:34,018 (quirky Christmas music) 984 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:36,771 - Welcome to day one of the Santa Creators. 985 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,064 (people cheering) 986 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,900 (people clapping) 987 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:49,575 All right, and we're back with what looks like hampers 988 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:54,288 of Santa's dirty laundry. 989 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,123 I wonder what we're gonna do with that? 990 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,376 Can't hear you. 991 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:02,880 But if you guessed wash and fold, you're wrong. 992 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,925 This game is called Santa's Pajamas. 993 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,761 (people cheering) 994 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:13,432 When I count to three, you'll race to the hampers 995 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,393 and grab a matching pajama set. 996 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:19,188 We have elf, gingerbread and snowman. 997 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,232 Options are limited. 998 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,942 So choose wisely. 999 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:25,152 And go! 1000 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,698 (energetic music) 1001 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,328 Oh wow. 1002 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,958 - Illegal contact! 1003 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,001 - There's no fighting in the North Pole. 1004 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:43,129 - [DJ Snowbiz] We have jammies for everybody. 1005 00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:45,965 (energetic music) 1006 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:52,471 (whistle blows) 1007 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,476 - [Clarence] Oh shirt! 1008 00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,854 (bell rings) 1009 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,649 - Try out? 1010 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:04,817 Try out? 1011 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:05,901 What? - You don't think 1012 00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:07,611 there's a need to try out? 1013 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,697 - I don't think there's a need to try out 1014 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,907 when you find what it is that you're looking for 1015 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,742 and it's sitting in the chair. 1016 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:17,246 - I am a fat man in this hot... 1017 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:20,458 How does he do this? 1018 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:24,295 - Oh, Santa Charles. 1019 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:25,796 - I know of him. 1020 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,132 - Right, what do you know of Santa Charles? 1021 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,800 - Cool dude. 1022 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,096 - Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles. 1023 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:38,017 (people cheering and clapping) 1024 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,359 - Good afternoon, Santas. 1025 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:50,196 Please try to separate in the most scientifical ways. 1026 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,656 Gingerbread to the left. 1027 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,574 Elves in the middle. 1028 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:55,367 Snowmen to the right. 1029 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:57,411 The losing team will, unfortunately, 1030 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,205 be kicked out of the games. 1031 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:02,082 If you don't have a costume on, bye-bye. 1032 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,882 Oh, can I tell them Designs by Terrell? 1033 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,011 Designs by Terrell. 1034 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,847 Take a picture, it's gonna last longer, mm-hm. 1035 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:21,727 And, again, if you don't have a costume, off you go. 1036 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:25,856 (Terrell chuckles) 1037 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,609 - Listen, you guys all did a good job. 1038 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,445 See you day two. 1039 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,197 Good night, have a good night, guys. 1040 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,992 (people clapping) 1041 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,369 - We'll see you back here bright 1042 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,746 and early tomorrow morning for day two. 1043 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:44,917 (people clapping) 1044 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:52,424 (quirky Christmas music) 1045 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:05,271 - Thank you. 1046 00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:07,273 Got the pizza guys. - Oh. 1047 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,652 - Look who I found roaming the halls 1048 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:13,445 like a lost little puppy. 1049 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,656 And look, he doesn't have his beard on. 1050 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,740 (talking over each other) 1051 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,617 - [All] Hi! 1052 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:19,910 - Hey, I hope you don't mind, 1053 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,787 we couldn't decide on what topping to get. 1054 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:24,164 So we just got cheese. 1055 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,958 - Yeah, and they got fruit punch, 1056 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,877 ginger ale, energy drinks and water. 1057 00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:30,921 Or if you're feeling brave, 1058 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,215 I make a mean protein shake. 1059 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,510 I'm nicknaming Santa's Ultimate Challenge. 1060 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,179 - I don't think I have any competition, 1061 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,556 but to be honest with you, 1062 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:42,433 there's one particular one on my team. 1063 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,143 Are they gonna hear this? 1064 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:45,644 - Okay, cool. 1065 00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,771 So there's one particular Santa on my team. 1066 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,772 Nick. 1067 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,316 - Buff daddy, Big Santa. 1068 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:53,569 - He's just always angry and wants to hit people. 1069 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,112 - The 'Roid Ranger. 1070 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,947 - I think it might be something in his protein shakes. 1071 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,782 - I think he taken some of the ting. 1072 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,075 He needs to slow it down. 1073 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,118 It's not healthy for your man beat. 1074 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,119 You know what I'm saying? 1075 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,412 But then some of the other ones, 1076 00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:05,497 you know, they all right, you know. 1077 00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:07,291 - Day one done. 1078 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,126 - Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know. 1079 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,169 - But you know what, mate? 1080 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:13,339 We got it done, we edged it out. 1081 00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,633 - You know what, I think day two's gonna be a doozy. 1082 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:18,302 I mean everything that went through with the PJs, 1083 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,845 but you two look a little intense. 1084 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,804 - This man. 1085 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,389 - Are you scared? 1086 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,432 - No, but you should be. 1087 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:24,308 - Ooh. 1088 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,354 I'm just glad I found a shirt that could fit me. 1089 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:31,565 - I actually found the shirt, and you're welcome. 1090 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,192 - Yeah. 1091 00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:35,069 You know what, it was a little crazy. 1092 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,820 You guys think the rest of the challenges 1093 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,530 are gonna be like that? 1094 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,240 - Nah, man, me don't think so. 1095 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,285 - I really just wanna say something. 1096 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:47,289 I'm just so happy to be here with all of you. 1097 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,875 Back home in London, 1098 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,920 you know, I don't have a lot of friends. 1099 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,756 - You know, with that sweater, I mean, yeah, I see why. 1100 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,299 - Look, I'm just here to make a statement. 1101 00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:58,676 - And what's that? 1102 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:01,428 - That women can be Santa too. 1103 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,723 Now, I'm here because I wanna be the next Santa, 1104 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:07,142 the first and one and only female Santa. 1105 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,814 While we're at it, Clyde, now I know 1106 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:14,400 you're to compete as well, but we all know 1107 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,069 there's something hiding underneath that Santa beard. 1108 00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,445 Ho-ho-ho, I'm Santa. 1109 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,909 - All right. 1110 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:26,912 - Well, it's obvious that you don't want to be here, I mean. 1111 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,038 Me, I love Christmas. 1112 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,290 I love all of it, you know. 1113 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:31,583 I love Christmas. 1114 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,584 I love everything about Christmas. 1115 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,878 The decorations, trees, music. 1116 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:36,380 I even love the cold air. 1117 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,882 - Me wanna show the world that Christmas, 1118 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,509 it be universal, you know. 1119 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,597 - I just want the gig period. 1120 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,100 - Yeah, he wish. 1121 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,560 - Okay, well, I already told you why I'm here. 1122 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,354 Clyde, so what's up? 1123 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,816 - Well, I guess I just want something to believe in. 1124 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:58,986 You know, it's something I always wanted. 1125 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:00,320 - [Man] Mm. 1126 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,658 - Awh, Clyde, you're a serious dude. 1127 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,201 - Okay, you hit me one more time, whey you want, eh? 1128 00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,497 - Oh, hey look, everyone, grab a pub. 1129 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,957 All right. - Sorry. 1130 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,418 - Everybody, cheers. 1131 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,711 All right. 1132 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:18,213 To all of us. 1133 00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:22,092 May our journey be worth it, but tough. 1134 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:26,054 And as Team ELf, may we be indestructible. 1135 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,931 - Yeah. - And all those other Santas, 1136 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,058 you know, they don't know what's coming. 1137 00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:31,310 - We are! - We are coming. 1138 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,520 - We're coming! - Yeah! 1139 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,315 - Yeah, man. - Coming, all right. 1140 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:37,441 - Let's come. 1141 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,903 (quirky Christmas music) 1142 00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:52,164 (Santa Charles clapping) 1143 00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,625 - Oh! Charles! 1144 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,543 Mm, it's just after 11. 1145 00:54:57,669 --> 00:54:59,213 Come on, what are you doing? 1146 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:01,173 - You gotta gimme a minute to do some research. 1147 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:02,216 - Research on what? 1148 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,300 To go and look in the cookie jar 1149 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,718 and eat up all the cookies? 1150 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:05,761 (Santa Charles mumbles) 1151 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:08,305 - Okay, I mean, it may look like 1152 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,015 I'm just eating the cookies, 1153 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,558 but I'm doing research for the games tomorrow. 1154 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,352 I gotta know this stuff. 1155 00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:16,813 - Mm-hm, okay, research. 1156 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:19,650 - Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job. 1157 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:23,070 It's a way of life, okay? 1158 00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,863 - Mm-hm. - Look at me. 1159 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,533 S-A-N-T-I-N-C. 1160 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,369 - Say that again. 1161 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:33,997 - I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C. 1162 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:36,375 - Forgot the A this time. 1163 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,585 Oh, baby, please go to bed. 1164 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,920 - Forgot the A. 1165 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,255 Yep, right after I do this research. 1166 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,840 - Mm-hm, okay. 1167 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,260 Make sure you leave Clar some cookies. 1168 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,224 Turn the light off, baby. 1169 00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,476 - Use your clapper. - Oh! 1170 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,769 Oh God. (Carol claps) 1171 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:58,355 (quirky music) 1172 00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:04,111 - Little crevices. 1173 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,028 Nooks. 1174 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:11,076 - [Clarence] What we having, man? 1175 00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:11,952 - Hmm. 1176 00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:15,372 Guess. 1177 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,417 - I bet you all nodding and reindeer. 1178 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,751 A snickerdoodle. 1179 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,718 - You good, you good. 1180 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:28,594 You learning. 1181 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,555 And you got your glass. 1182 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1183 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,558 - What? 1184 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,145 That's my milk. 1185 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:40,731 I saw you reaching. 1186 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,191 Your milk is in there where you had your lips. 1187 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,277 Remember? - It's the same jug, Unc. 1188 00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:47,112 - No, no, new jug, my jug. 1189 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,448 See my jug, my jug. 1190 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:50,824 Your lips, carton. 1191 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:52,200 - Unc, I got a question for you. 1192 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,162 - Hey, hey, you got a ques-- ? 1193 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,461 Yeah, go ahead and ask. 1194 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:03,920 - Can I have a cookie? 1195 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,632 - Oh man. 1196 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:10,886 The fact that you asking me instead of just going in there, 1197 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:14,097 I love that, man. 1198 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:17,184 No, I don't want those nasty snickerdoodle anyway. 1199 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:20,020 - Well good 'cause you can't have one. 1200 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,938 - Why not chocolate chip or something? 1201 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,901 - It's a basic cookie. 1202 00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:27,986 Chocolate chip is bluh. - They're the best. 1203 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:29,488 - It's a basic cookie. 1204 00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:30,405 - Peanut butter? 1205 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,575 - Sixties. 1206 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,369 - What's the nastiest cookie? 1207 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,373 - Rocky Road. 1208 00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:40,749 - [Clarence] Rocky Road Cookies? 1209 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,376 - [Santa Charles] That's what I said. 1210 00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:43,835 - [Clarence] What about oatmeal raisin? 1211 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,338 - Woo. - Uh! 1212 00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:48,965 - [Santa Charles] Wee! 1213 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,551 (upbeat music) 1214 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,644 - [Orlando] Miss Clause is here. 1215 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:02,896 Santa Charles is really walking away from it. 1216 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:07,776 - [Samantha] Nick! 1217 00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,152 Elves. 1218 00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:11,279 - Excuse me, I love a woman in charge. 1219 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,447 - Oh, of course you do. 1220 00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:13,490 Can I help you? 1221 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,825 - No, but I can help you. 1222 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:15,992 - I'm not interested. 1223 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,411 - Okay. 1224 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,329 I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge 1225 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,623 is a Santa trivia game. 1226 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:24,960 - I appreciate you for not telling me that. 1227 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,628 Is there anything else you don't wanna tell me? 1228 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,506 - I'd love to, but I can't. 1229 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,924 - You shouldn't. 1230 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,426 - I definitely shouldn't tell you 1231 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,052 that the second challenge is a guessing game 1232 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:36,847 involving Santa Charles' favorite cookie. 1233 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,765 But that's all I know. 1234 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,726 - When I become queen of this store one day, 1235 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,602 maybe you and I should go grab lunch 1236 00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:44,146 or something? - Merry Christmas. 1237 00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,439 - Oh, oh! 1238 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,233 Do you have any kids? 1239 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,901 - No. 1240 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:52,404 - Yeah, see, you're not really my type, 1241 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:54,823 but I do wanna see you win though. 1242 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:55,907 What can I say? 1243 00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:57,200 I'm a feminist. 1244 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,535 - Oh God, gross. 1245 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,120 - Elves, elves. - I love women. 1246 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:05,751 - Yeah, come in, come in. 1247 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,961 All right guys, look at us, Team Elf. 1248 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,755 Team Elf, Team Elf, Team Elf! 1249 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,047 - Okay, look, y'all look. 1250 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,632 Okay, so mall security over there 1251 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,801 was just telling me there's gonna be two games. 1252 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,471 Something about a guessing game of cookies. 1253 00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:20,182 The other one is basically like a Santa trivia game. 1254 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,850 - Hold on, we gotta guess cookies? 1255 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,810 I'm you're guy, promise you. 1256 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,687 - You guys are- - It's a home-run. 1257 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,105 - Only for now. 1258 00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,398 - Hey, what's wrong with your hat, man? 1259 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,108 You look like you're leaning a bit. 1260 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,444 - Oh, interesting. 1261 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,571 Huh, I'm like a leaning tower of pizza. 1262 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,072 All right, better? 1263 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:38,033 - Yeah, man. 1264 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,951 - [Scott] All right. 1265 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:42,704 - No mistakes. 1266 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:45,582 - Mistakes are okay as long as you remain friends. 1267 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,626 - Aye, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right. 1268 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:51,213 - Morning Santas and welcome back for day two. 1269 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:52,464 Are you ready for more games? 1270 00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:56,092 - [All] Yeah! 1271 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:58,303 - [DJ Snowbiz] Gingerbread, Elf, 1272 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,806 Snowmen, are your teams ready? 1273 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:02,724 - [All] Yeah! 1274 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:03,725 - Great. 1275 01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:06,728 Now it's time for The Santa, 1276 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:10,941 a trivia game hosted by the one, the only Santa Charles. 1277 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,860 (energetic music) 1278 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,199 - Listen up, guys. 1279 01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:21,117 The questions are all multiple choice. 1280 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:23,995 So you all stand a chance, okay? 1281 01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:25,455 You say you wanna play too. 1282 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:28,416 (boy exclaiming) 1283 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:29,292 Well, let's see. 1284 01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:32,462 Questions, please. 1285 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:33,338 - Be aggressive. 1286 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:37,801 - First question. 1287 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:42,931 How many reindeer does Santa have? 1288 01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:45,308 A, eight, B, nine. 1289 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,687 - I know this one! - C as many as he wants. 1290 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,733 (teams whispering) 1291 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,323 - B, B it is, it's definitely B. 1292 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,328 - Boards, please. 1293 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,544 And the answer is B, 9. 1294 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:15,380 (people cheering) 1295 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:29,060 Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa Claus? 1296 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,979 Underneath the mistletoe? 1297 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,606 Underneath a little bow? 1298 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,692 C, at Ice Cube's house? 1299 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,736 - Y'all, I think, I think it's, 1300 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:39,321 I think it's a trick question. 1301 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:40,989 - [Wayne] Why your mama kissing Santa? 1302 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,407 - [Stephanie] I think it's a trick question. 1303 01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:46,244 (teams talking over each other) 1304 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:47,579 - Board, please. 1305 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:55,962 You all right! 1306 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,715 (people cheering) 1307 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:04,554 Now, name a country in which Santa is known as Pere Noel. 1308 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,306 Can you guys say that? 1309 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,974 - [Children] Pere Noel. 1310 01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:09,351 - Good, look at that! 1311 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,435 Look at them! 1312 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,355 - A, France. - Yes. 1313 01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,689 - B, Belgium. 1314 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,150 C, Watts. 1315 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,735 - Pere Noel? 1316 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:19,945 (talking over each other) 1317 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:24,115 - [Wayne] What you doing, eh? 1318 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,158 - [Santa Charles] Board, please. 1319 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:26,910 - It's not, it's not. 1320 01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:32,040 - They stupid. 1321 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,084 I'm sorry, elves, you got that wrong. 1322 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:38,088 It's actually, A, France. 1323 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,589 - [Man] You guys just sit there and breathe, okay. 1324 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,049 I got this. 1325 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:42,175 - [Clarence] Hey, it was an honest mistake. 1326 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,677 - [Scott] Yeah, it's all right. 1327 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:46,262 We're still best friends. - Bombaclat, man. 1328 01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,098 - Who had the biggest hit of her career 1329 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:52,894 with the song "Santa Baby" in 1953? 1330 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,813 A, Eartha Kitt. 1331 01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,606 B, Prince. 1332 01:02:56,606 --> 01:03:00,819 - Multiple choice. - C, Beyonce. 1333 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:03,905 - [Clarence] I mean, what is the A for though? 1334 01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,699 - [Santa Charles] Ah, answer is A! 1335 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,283 (Team Elves cheering) - We got it right! 1336 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,119 That's all that matters, we're friends! 1337 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:13,248 - What black song plays all day long during Christmas? 1338 01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:15,417 A? 1339 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:17,293 (people cheering) 1340 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:19,921 What group does Eddie Lavert sing with? 1341 01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:21,297 - You guys just sit there and breathe. 1342 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:22,465 Okay, I've got this. 1343 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:24,300 - Boards? - Listen, listen. 1344 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:28,763 - C, Elves, you got that wrong. 1345 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,681 Okay? 1346 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,268 Ahh, answer is A. 1347 01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:35,937 (team cheering) 1348 01:03:37,272 --> 01:03:38,273 B. 1349 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,399 (team cheering) - Yeah man, 1350 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,734 that's what I'm saying! 1351 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:41,693 - A. 1352 01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:45,113 (team cheering) 1353 01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:49,325 What is Santa's favorite cookie? 1354 01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:52,078 It don't matter, he eat anything. 1355 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,380 Final tie-breaking round. 1356 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,467 Gingerbread, you're gonna sit this one out. 1357 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:08,219 It's between the elves and the snowmen. 1358 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:10,305 Okay? 1359 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:12,682 This is the question. 1360 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,936 First team to me with their chalkboard wins. 1361 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,899 Who was the first Mall Santa? 1362 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:23,485 A, Colonel Tim. 1363 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,279 B, Colonel Nim. 1364 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:28,740 C, Colonel Sanders. 1365 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,450 D, Popeye. 1366 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,578 - [Clarence] I know this one, wait, wait! 1367 01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:35,538 (team talking over each other) 1368 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,124 - You're gonna be the one to write? 1369 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,376 - Yes, yes. (team talking over each other) 1370 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,461 - Oh-ho! 1371 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,879 Snowman! 1372 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,214 He's the snowman! 1373 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,132 You did it, you did it! 1374 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,717 You did the thing, man. 1375 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,177 But you wrong. 1376 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:52,430 (Team Elves cheering) 1377 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:54,933 It's trivia not trash. 1378 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:55,850 Yeah. 1379 01:04:57,477 --> 01:04:58,353 Nice try. 1380 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,399 What you got, Elves? 1381 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,408 - That's gonna be hell. 1382 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,785 It is. 1383 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:16,913 But you know what, Elves, you got one! 1384 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,624 B, Colonel Nim! 1385 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,293 (people cheering) 1386 01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:25,797 - Gingerbread and Elves team, you tied up. 1387 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:31,469 Elves, Gingerbread, you're on the next round. 1388 01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:32,387 - Woo-hoo. 1389 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,181 - This is a good game. 1390 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,933 - Great, great. 1391 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,768 - Hey, Sugar. 1392 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,563 (dramatic music) 1393 01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:51,698 - Well, as far as Team Elf, goes, 1394 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:56,786 first you got, you got this old, I guess, Asian guy. 1395 01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,038 His name's Adam. 1396 01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:02,500 - Have you ever had a gas bubble 1397 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,210 that just you can't get rid of? 1398 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:05,628 - He's all right. 1399 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,130 He's probably the worst-smelling person 1400 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,256 I've ever met in my entire life. 1401 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:09,924 - Stephanie. 1402 01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,843 Maybe she come back to the island with me, you know? 1403 01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,219 - Um, he could be second place. 1404 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,345 He could play the reindeer. 1405 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:18,016 - Fireside and candle lights. 1406 01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:24,606 Stephanie, me, perhaps a little wine. 1407 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:29,235 I like to romanticize about... 1408 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:33,448 reindeer, huh? 1409 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,616 - Reindeer. 1410 01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,201 And I'm not done yet. 1411 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:38,119 I'm, I didn't finish. 1412 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:42,081 (quirky Christmas music) 1413 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,626 - Moving forward, it will be every man 1414 01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:47,754 and woman for themselves. 1415 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,005 The next game is called- - This is a little game 1416 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,715 I call smell my finger. 1417 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:53,343 Guess the cookie correctly, you move on. 1418 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,470 Guess it wrong, you're done. 1419 01:06:58,848 --> 01:06:59,933 First up, please. 1420 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,691 - Chocolate chip. 1421 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:09,776 - You got it right. (bell dings) 1422 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,778 Next contestant, please. 1423 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,909 - Chocolate chip. 1424 01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:19,035 - Oh man, no. (buzzer blares) 1425 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,119 - I wanna redo! 1426 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,663 - I don't care. - I want a redo. 1427 01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:23,373 - I don't care! 1428 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,624 You're wrong. 1429 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,584 We bringing a blindfold to up the ante. 1430 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,671 He's very excited. 1431 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,218 - Chocolate chip. 1432 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:36,261 - No. (buzzer blares) 1433 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:37,428 - Oh, man! 1434 01:07:37,428 --> 01:07:38,680 - Work on that. 1435 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:41,849 Not right now. 1436 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,269 Right now with the nails. 1437 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,772 Back it out, back it down. 1438 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:50,191 - No, this gotta be snickerdeedle. (film whirring) 1439 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:51,651 - What'd you say? 1440 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,779 - Snickerdoo, snickerdicky, snookerdook. 1441 01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,447 - Yeah, something like that. (bell dings) 1442 01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,699 He's from the south. 1443 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,910 Behold. 1444 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:02,954 - Hmm. 1445 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,622 Gingersnap. 1446 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,124 - You're right. (bell dings) 1447 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:07,292 Next! 1448 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:08,793 Both elves. 1449 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,128 Smell my finger. 1450 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,463 - Shortbread. 1451 01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:14,090 - Wow, he's right. (bell dings) 1452 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,509 My friend got it right. 1453 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,510 You're a happy elf. 1454 01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,139 Bligh, bligh. 1455 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:24,475 - Mm, that's definitely a biscotti biscuit. 1456 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,686 - Oh, no! (buzzer blares) 1457 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,396 - It's not a bloody biscuit. 1458 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:30,064 It's a cookie! 1459 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,984 There's no tea over here. 1460 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:33,860 - Bullocks! 1461 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,155 - Bloody cookies. 1462 01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:39,490 - Take it home for Team Elf. 1463 01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:42,368 - No. (buzzer blares) 1464 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,661 No, no! 1465 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,539 No! (buzzer blares) 1466 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,415 Next! 1467 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,835 Are you from San Diego? 1468 01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:52,754 You got a boo-boo. 1469 01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:56,591 No, no, no. (buzzer blares) 1470 01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:57,759 Special one for you. 1471 01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,553 - It's a macaroon, man. 1472 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,473 - Well, whata, whata, yuh boy right! (bell dings) 1473 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,183 (people cheering) 1474 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:09,103 (Charles Imitating Jamaican) 1475 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,481 Sheila E. 1476 01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:13,316 Sheila E. Elf. 1477 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,779 - Oatmeal. 1478 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,821 - You're right. (bell dings) 1479 01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,782 (people cheering) 1480 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,076 It's good for your system, oatmeal. 1481 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:23,951 Roosh. 1482 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:26,913 Woo, now that's a big elf. 1483 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:29,624 Um, you want a hamburger? 1484 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,710 Maybe get two cookies for you. 1485 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:36,506 - Peanut butter. - Oh, damn. 1486 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,924 - [Clarence] Chocolate chip. 1487 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:40,134 Pretzel? 1488 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,971 - That boy's good. (bell dings) 1489 01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,723 You good, boy, you good! 1490 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:52,688 - And just like that, we're down to the final five. 1491 01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:53,940 Let's give it up for them. 1492 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:58,236 (people cheering) 1493 01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:00,113 We'll see you on the final day, everybody. 1494 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,827 - Thanks, Santa. 1495 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:06,953 I think one of them might actually win this thing. 1496 01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:08,663 (Terrell squeals) 1497 01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:10,164 - It happens. 1498 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:13,459 (Santa Charles humming) 1499 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:26,764 (quirky music) 1500 01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:36,816 (Jacks clattering) 1501 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,415 - What the fudge candy apple? 1502 01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:57,086 You really gonna leave this? 1503 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:00,256 - About time she finds out how hard the job really is. 1504 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,884 She's gonna see how hard it is to be Santa Claus. 1505 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,761 - This is what you gonna leave us with? 1506 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,598 You gotta be kidding me, man. 1507 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,642 That's what you gonna leave us with? 1508 01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,981 (dramatic music) 1509 01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:26,324 (people clapping) 1510 01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:33,831 - Give it up for Stephanie. 1511 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:36,667 (people cheering) 1512 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,753 Adam. 1513 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:41,589 (people cheering) 1514 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,758 Wayne. 1515 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,803 (people cheering) 1516 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,678 Nick. 1517 01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:51,974 Nick, come on! 1518 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,811 (people cheering) 1519 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,562 And Clyde. 1520 01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:59,315 (people cheering) 1521 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,983 One of these competitors is about to become 1522 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,778 the next Mall Santa. 1523 01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:06,155 But before we jump into day three, 1524 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,907 the final day of the Santa Games, 1525 01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:09,951 a quick word from our sponsor. 1526 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:13,496 The woman who signs my checks, Denise Rainer, everyone. 1527 01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:16,582 (people clapping) 1528 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,835 - Is this on? 1529 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:22,505 Thank you, DJ Snowbiz, and I just have one thing to say. 1530 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:27,301 And that is, thank you and thank you. 1531 01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,679 No, no, no, no, no. 1532 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:32,682 Santa Charles, you have made this 1533 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:35,017 one Christmas season to remember. 1534 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,853 Hmm, your final season. 1535 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:40,231 And on behalf of myself, your fans, 1536 01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:42,358 and all of Santa's helpers, 1537 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,569 we wanted to do something a little different, 1538 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,904 something meaningful. 1539 01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:48,573 - You're gonna make me slave cry. 1540 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:53,411 Cookies! 1541 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,998 - They're vegan. 1542 01:12:56,998 --> 01:13:00,084 I am so proud of how you structured the rules 1543 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:03,379 of this competition and how you did so without bias 1544 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,381 or prejudice or flatulence 1545 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:09,886 and how you took the time for each competitor to dig in 1546 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,722 and help them find their full Santa potential. 1547 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,725 Mm, with that level of grit and determination, 1548 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,228 I think we can be confident that your family's legacy 1549 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,522 is in good hands. 1550 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:25,109 (people clapping) 1551 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:26,861 - Thank you, Denise. 1552 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:29,030 Thank you, but no need to put Santa Charles on the spot. 1553 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:31,866 Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace. 1554 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:33,784 He earned them after all. 1555 01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:37,288 Now are we ready for the final challenge? 1556 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,540 (people cheering) 1557 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:40,917 I can't hear you. 1558 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,254 (people cheering) 1559 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:48,966 It's time for an obstacle course unlike any other. 1560 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,511 A game that's gonna make you feel real sentimental. 1561 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:55,640 Please, please, a round of Santa applause 1562 01:13:55,640 --> 01:14:00,269 for a game we're calling Santa's extra special delivery. 1563 01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:01,771 (people cheering) 1564 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,856 - [Woman] Yes, yes, yes! 1565 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:06,359 - Grab the Santa sack and fill it with toys. 1566 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,402 Then take the sack around the world 1567 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:10,237 before delivering it to Santa Charles 1568 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:12,073 for the final elf battle. 1569 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,493 Don't be nervous. 1570 01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:18,079 It's only Santa's entire Christmas Eve routine. 1571 01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:19,580 What could go wrong? 1572 01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:20,623 - May the best Santa win. 1573 01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,208 ♪ Hey, ho ♪ 1574 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,834 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪ 1575 01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,544 ♪ Hey, ho ♪ 1576 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:27,630 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪ 1577 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:30,800 (together) Hey! 1578 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,969 - Easy peasy, right? 1579 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,554 You will have seven minutes to complete the course. 1580 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,681 Three. 1581 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:37,640 Two. 1582 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,557 Go, go, go. 1583 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,687 Okay, first one in. 1584 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,482 Oh, is this allowed? 1585 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,568 First one out. 1586 01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:54,532 (indistinct) 1587 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:58,285 Come on, come on, out the door, out the door! 1588 01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:01,330 That works too. 1589 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,377 Time is ticking, time is ticking! 1590 01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:09,797 Hey, you go, girl! 1591 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,048 Come on, Clyde! 1592 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,593 - Shoes off. 1593 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,721 You're supposed to be jogging, Santa. 1594 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:19,348 Shoes off, let's go, let's go. 1595 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,224 Oh! 1596 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,935 Shoes off. 1597 01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,228 Here we go, here we go. 1598 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:26,439 - Oh, Wayne, Wayne, go! 1599 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:27,815 - Ease up, meh man. 1600 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:30,026 - [Orlando] Okay, okay, this way now. 1601 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:32,945 (mystical chiming) 1602 01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,740 Man, come on, here we go. 1603 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,241 - Let's go! 1604 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,451 Ooh! 1605 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,495 Oh, sorry. 1606 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,539 - Somebody's got the Christmas spirit. 1607 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,709 - Or a bit of spirits. 1608 01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:54,091 - This is Santa's extra special delivery. 1609 01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:55,634 These Santas will race their snow globes 1610 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:58,304 around the world three times. 1611 01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,597 Let's hope this works out. 1612 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:02,975 - Get out the way. 1613 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,935 (mystical chiming) 1614 01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,437 Move it now. 1615 01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:10,149 (energetic Christmas music) 1616 01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:14,403 - It looks like these snow globes 1617 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,739 are knocking over all of these Santas. 1618 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:23,162 (mystical chiming) 1619 01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:24,705 ♪ Hey, ho ♪ 1620 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:28,084 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪ 1621 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,919 - [Orlando] It's like a workout for you, okay. 1622 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,545 ♪ Hey ho ♪ 1623 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:32,838 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪ 1624 01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:35,591 (group cheering) 1625 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,260 ♪ Hey, ho ♪ 1626 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,178 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪ 1627 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,137 - This way, all right. 1628 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:43,224 (mystical chiming) 1629 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,017 That's a legal contact. 1630 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,769 Y'all watch that now. 1631 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:47,812 - You guys got it. 1632 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:52,817 (energetic Christmas music) 1633 01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,987 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1634 01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:57,863 - Come on! 1635 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,994 (mystical chiming) 1636 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:05,830 - [Nick] Hey, Bob Marley! 1637 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:07,289 - Here they come! 1638 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:14,505 - [Wayne] You're blocking me, boy, watch out now. 1639 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,175 - [DJ Snowbiz] Go, go, go! 1640 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:21,303 (dramatic music) 1641 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:22,680 - [Clarence] Ah! 1642 01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,016 - Oh! 1643 01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:26,892 - Awwh! 1644 01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:29,186 - [Man] Come on. 1645 01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:30,521 - Is this it? 1646 01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,399 Could this be the end of the games? 1647 01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:38,654 (dramatic music) 1648 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,530 - Go! 1649 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:47,830 Go! 1650 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:51,959 Go! 1651 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:05,764 (dramatic music) 1652 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,812 - Teamwork! 1653 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:12,980 This is great. 1654 01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,570 (mystical chiming) 1655 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:24,283 (group cheering) 1656 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:30,456 (people clapping) 1657 01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:36,712 - Since you guys didn't complete your task, 1658 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,298 I'm still Santa. 1659 01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:40,216 - What? 1660 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676 (crowd gasps) 1661 01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,472 - Still Santa. 1662 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,099 - That is not what we talked about. 1663 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:51,435 - Still Santa. 1664 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,229 - That's not what we talked about. 1665 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:57,483 - I'm still, ep-re-ruh-ruh, Santa. 1666 01:18:57,483 --> 01:18:59,902 - Uh-uh-uh-uh, that's not what we talked about. 1667 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,195 - That's what you came up with. 1668 01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,696 - That's not what I- - Your rules! 1669 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:04,907 - Charles! - Hey, Unc. 1670 01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:06,408 (crowd gasps) 1671 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,285 - Clarence. 1672 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:09,870 - Game's not over yet. 1673 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,413 Santa never misses a delivery. 1674 01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:15,459 - Thank you, Aunt Carol. 1675 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:18,629 - Wait a minute, you knew? 1676 01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:22,341 - Yeah, he wanted to do it himself. 1677 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:23,968 Oh, and that beard. 1678 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,095 I wanted to help him glue it on this morning. 1679 01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:29,890 But yeah, he wanted to do that himself too. 1680 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:32,476 - I thought that hat looked familiar. 1681 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:34,979 That's what hat my granddady wore. 1682 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:35,896 - Let's go, yo. 1683 01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,691 (people cheering) 1684 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:45,823 - Nah, man, yuh all shame me! 1685 01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:47,950 - In order to win, you must capture my hat. 1686 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:53,998 (dramatic music) 1687 01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,040 - Go, go, go! 1688 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,669 (dramatic music) 1689 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,478 (people clapping) 1690 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:20,316 (people cheering) 1691 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:35,122 - Are you proud of yourself? 1692 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,709 You have a camera? 1693 01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:40,336 You get a hat. 1694 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:41,211 You good! 1695 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:47,343 It's only one person I'll choose to be Santa. 1696 01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:53,724 (people cheering) 1697 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,225 - I don't want it. 1698 01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:58,896 I said I don't want it! 1699 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,231 (crowd gasps) 1700 01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:05,277 - What are you saying? 1701 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:07,571 You do all this? 1702 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:13,452 Didn't I'll tell you, your actions, they mean something. 1703 01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:15,662 Your decisions mean something. 1704 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:17,414 Why would you say something silly like that? 1705 01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:18,749 You'll do all this. 1706 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:20,292 - Oh, hold up, I'm just playing, man. 1707 01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:23,670 I'll do it. 1708 01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,257 But under one condition. 1709 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,847 - What are your conditions, man? 1710 01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:35,557 - If my crew can be Santa too. 1711 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:38,685 (people cheering) 1712 01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,401 - You're a dance group? 1713 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:48,153 - Wait, so you're thinking all five of you? 1714 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,240 - [Clarence] Yes, ma'am. 1715 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,282 - That might work. 1716 01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,034 Financially, that could be good. 1717 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:56,370 - Let me ask you this. 1718 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,122 Why? 1719 01:21:58,122 --> 01:22:03,252 - 'Cause that, that's real. 1720 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,838 - That's the gift of giving you're doing. 1721 01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:07,756 That's the gift I was talking about. 1722 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:12,678 You got a new life and you're giving them a chance from it. 1723 01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:15,848 - I know. 1724 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:19,518 You think I can get a better hat? 1725 01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:20,936 (Santa Charles chuckles) 1726 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,397 - Yeah, this is Poon Daddy's. 1727 01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,691 That's a legacy. 1728 01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:30,529 Wear that with pride. 1729 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,073 - Ho-ho-ho! 1730 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,909 (people cheering) 1731 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,677 - Now, I get to go to Edinburgh! 1732 01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:54,678 Yes! 1733 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:55,888 - Not Alabama? 1734 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,690 (Christmas music) 1735 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:47,356 - Santa Stephanie! - Hey, how are you? 1736 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,524 - How old are you? 1737 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,192 - Oh baby, I forgot. 1738 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:51,485 - Are you a fairy? 1739 01:23:51,485 --> 01:23:53,070 - I'm more like an angel. 1740 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,238 - Where are you from? 1741 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,823 - Ohio. 1742 01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:58,784 - How do you do it? 1743 01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:00,202 - Do what, Kitty? 1744 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,412 - Deliver all the presents in one night. 1745 01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,915 (Santa laughs) 1746 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,042 - Mommy said that you don't like milk. 1747 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,377 - Oh, that's right. 1748 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:09,753 You know me lactose intolerant. 1749 01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:12,130 It's not good for me stomach, you know. 1750 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,131 - Hey, Santa Nick. 1751 01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:15,717 - Huh, yeah? 1752 01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,970 - Where's your belly? 1753 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,639 - Oh, it kept getting stuck in the chimney. 1754 01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:21,848 So I got rid of it. 1755 01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,563 (people cheering) 1756 01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:34,194 - Give it up for Santa Clarence. 1757 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:36,363 - Ho-ho-ho! 1758 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,994 All right, who's first? 1759 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:46,290 What do you guys want for Christmas? 1760 01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:47,374 - A unicorn. 1761 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,042 - A unicorn? 1762 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,628 - Makeup and puzzle. 1763 01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,630 - A puzzle? 1764 01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:54,756 What about you? 1765 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:57,801 - I want a Christmas present. 1766 01:24:57,801 --> 01:25:00,887 - A Christmas present, what kind? 1767 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:01,972 - A dress? 1768 01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,682 - The little red one. 1769 01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:04,683 - A red one? 1770 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,105 - Santa! 1771 01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:12,816 (feet thudding) 1772 01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:13,692 - Ho-ho-ho! 1773 01:25:19,031 --> 01:25:19,906 Uh, heh. 1774 01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:25,996 - Ah. 1775 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,961 Well, we had a good run. 1776 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,049 Ah. 1777 01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:42,179 Leave my mark. 1778 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:44,097 Ah. 1779 01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:48,185 Huh. 1780 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,562 Well. 1781 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:01,865 (mystical chiming) 1782 01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,744 (dog barking) 1783 01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:07,412 Finally, Mr and Mrs Claus get what they want. 1784 01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,830 (car door thuds) 1785 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:11,625 A vacation! - Mm, thank you, big Santa. 1786 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:14,336 - Brown sugar. - Woo! 1787 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:17,130 -[Santa Charles] Well, you can take the boy outta the North pole, 1788 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:21,134 but you can take the North Pole out of the boy! 1789 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:22,928 Big Santa's on the way. 1790 01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:25,180 - [Santa Charles] Can I say that? 1791 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,348 Oh. 1792 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:29,935 (uptempo Christmas music) 1793 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,648 - Hello. 1794 01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,024 It's me, Scott. 1795 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,402 I'm still here, I didn't leave yet. 1796 01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:41,530 No, I'm actually still in the hotel 1797 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,907 waiting for all of the team to finish up 1798 01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:45,450 and good stuff, you know. 1799 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:47,327 I didn't want to go quite home yet 1800 01:26:47,327 --> 01:26:49,871 'cause I think I'm gonna surprise the mates. 1801 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:52,999 You know, head out there, you know, sit on their lap. 1802 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:55,293 Oh, I actually got a present for Clarence. 1803 01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:57,421 Yeah, he's gonna love these. 1804 01:26:57,421 --> 01:26:59,256 It's a flower. 1805 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,882 He doesn't actually like flowers 1806 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,384 and he specifically told me that, 1807 01:27:02,384 --> 01:27:05,095 but I think it'll warm his heart a little bit. 1808 01:27:05,095 --> 01:27:06,722 Give him a little Christmas cheer. 1809 01:27:06,722 --> 01:27:09,641 So, mm, smells like Christmas. 1810 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,017 So I bought this for him. 1811 01:27:11,017 --> 01:27:13,603 And yeah, I'm gonna go hang out with the mates. 1812 01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:15,647 Yeah, maybe have some eggnog, something, you know. 1813 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:18,316 Have a little time before I get back to London town. 1814 01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:22,320 (jazzy carols) 1815 01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:01,795 ("Deck the Halls")